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  1. Re:No shit on MPAA Fights Pirates with Gentle Threats · · Score: 1

    Limiting access to a shitty little scratched up disc that only cost the companies $0.05 to make for $17 a pop is rape, plain and simple, especially when you consider there's one good song on an album and 12 other terrible songs

    You mean that one song that is played to death on the radio for weeks, if not months on end? And you still want to buy it? Why the hell are you buying that boy bandH^H^H^H^H^H^ groups cd in the first place?

    I suggest you start listening elsewhere and start buying (more imortantly, enjoying) albums that are actually listenable from start to finish.

    Spear Brittany!

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  2. Easy! on Make More Mistakes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Post alot of Ask Slashdot's, and take the advice seriously. :P

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  3. Re:Not quite as spectacular as advertised on GM's OnStar System Hacked · · Score: 1

    They are also voiding the warranty on the whole car as per GM. Doesn't sound like it's worth it, especially if you shelled out extra for an extended warranty.

  4. Multi core proc's on ArsTechnica Explains O(1) Scheduler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With all the recent talk about multi core processors, will this sort of thing be relegated to hardware; or will there still be a need for software scheduler?

  5. Re:this year on Weird Presents Anyone? · · Score: 1

    1) i don't smoke
    2) i don't ride a motorcycle
    3) i don't collect model
    and...
    4) they let all the gas out because they are paranoid about the house getting burnt down.

    oh, and
    5) ???
    6) profit


    5) burn the house down accidentally
    6) profit by collecting on the insurance
    and buy as many cigarettes, motorcyles and models as you want? ;D

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  6. I got you all beat! on Weird Presents Anyone? · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I received the most heartwarming letter from a very nice Nigerian man. I get to help him this Christmas season and I also get large a financial reward!

    He also told me that as brothers, God had brought us together.

    Boy I can't wait!

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  7. Transforming cuurent events! on Piezoelectric Transformers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds electrifying! We need to rectify this alternating situation. We currently need to take a more direct approach. Let's hope they can induct some more engineers, and they can harness the capacitance of their talents and rectify the situation.

    We shall now meditate, repeat after me:

    Ohm
    Ohm
    Ohm

  8. Re:Skeptical smokers too on Skeptical Environmentalist Saga Continues · · Score: 1

    .. where's the non-circumcised proof?

    I'm not Jewish, so I can answer that....

    Whooshh.... ;P

  9. Here are some ideas on Laptop vs. Small Desktop: Best Bang Per Watt? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Get yourself an IBM Thinkpad X30 from the authorizes IBM Ebay store. These are heavily discounted (overstock) NEW laptops with a full warranty.I recommend these for several reasons:

    Very durable, small -- won't take up that much space in your cabin

    12" screen, more than adequate for general purpose computing, plus the smaller backlight mean considerable power savings in the long run.

    Get yourself a couple of deep cycle marine batteries. 1 to use, the other being charged.

    Do you want to build your own windmill? Looks like fun project.

    P.S. I don't know how remote your cabin is, but if you get yourself a Proxim/Orinoco WiFi card (these have external antenna jacks) and build/buy from a ebay a hi gain 2.4 Ghz yagi antenna, you might be able to hit someone's WiFi AP. It's worth a shot/ fun to try.

    If you do by any chance get WiFI with this setup, update your journal and let us. It would be cool to know how you accomplished it.

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    3-5 hr battery life depending on usage.

  10. Re:Easy Alternative on Stop Christmas-Gift PCs From Feeding Worms · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, the proper technique is called a "reach around". You reach around behind the box, unplug the network cable or phone line (I caught a worm over dialup once, that was the most hilarious thing ever), and consider yourself lucky.

    So what you're saying is, when your getting screwed by Microsoft, and they don't have the common courtesy to give you a reach around; I should go ahead and give myself one?

    Seems like a great idea to me! Thanks ;)

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  11. Re:How to make Windows Better... on Microsoft Sends Linux Survey · · Score: 1

    Duh, .doc MS Word format. You think people woudn't jump ship to capable word processors like Abi word if .doc was fully documented?

  12. Splash! on Microsoft Sends Linux Survey · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and what can be done to make Windows better.

    Mr. Gates taking a long walk off a short pier?

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  13. Re:Ok but seriously... on Kazaa Ruled Legal in The Netherlands · · Score: 2, Funny

    The moral of the story? Always have a working headlamp when your smuggling copious amounts of cocaine on your bicycle.

    "Say hello to my little friend." Tony Montana on a big wheel.

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  14. Re:just in time on Linux 2.6.0 Kernel Released · · Score: 1

    I'm glad the new kernel is out in time for the holiday season... wait... that's sad isn't it

    I don't think so. I think that the simple fact that thousands of people can come togther and work so hard; and selflessly at that, to produce such a wondreful piece of software, and then give it to all manking to use as he sees fit; from hospitals, education, small mom and pop shops, scientists, ham radio operators, and hobbyists alike, etc; I think that sure does call for a joyous celebration.

    Merry Christmans to all!

  15. Re:Better watch that innovation on Microsoft's New Core OS Team Learning from Linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought the GPL gave you cancer? Have I been on prophylactic chemotherapy for naught?

  16. Re:is there anyone out there... on Blockbuster Chief: End DVD Region Codes · · Score: 5, Funny

    What the hell is wrong with you? All you had to do is tell him your a bona fide Slashdot alumni.

    Then that stuffy looking Hi-Fi salesman would have riped off his button down shirt and tie and revealed his cape and BSD insignia lycra tights.

    He would have then led you to the revolving fireplace-secret entrance, that leads to the basement where where all the Christman elves work fastidiously on multi-zone DVD playes of all types. That run Linux! That have big stickers that say "No way in hell even remoteley do these players have anythig to do with Microsoft!"

    Or maybe he would have just said "Slash-who?" /joke/

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  17. Re:No Problemo on Radio Credit Cards Move Closer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bah, the hackers will make their own

    Scroll to the middle of the page.

  18. Re:Rimshot on Pigeons Faster than Internet · · Score: 0

    [...] the pigeons were 99 per cent reliable, Mr Andreef said. "They also work for peanuts."

    Maybe if they were imported Finlandian pigeons they would be 100% reliable? But then we coudn't avoid that whole debate over whether the birds ID band should have GNU/Pigeon. Maybe RMS would refuse airspace use to any bird not properly labeled GNU/Pigeon? Would these pigeons prefer Emacs or Vi?

    BTW what is the weight of a memory stick laden....oh never mind...

  19. Re:Good on Virginia Arrests Man For Spamming · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Nah, it will just be outsourced to India.

    Make your SLUSHIE 10X (ten times!)bigger!!!!

    We gaurantee you a ice cream headache of Budhist proportions!!!


    Brought to you by Gandu Enterprises!(TM)

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  20. Re:1.5W is one heck of an "un-amplified" amplifier on New Wi-Fi Distance Record Set In Utah · · Score: 1

    I think it would pay for at least 2 of these chaps to earn a no-code Amatuer Radio license. You have pretty much free range from 900Mhz and upwards.

    You could use upto 1500 Watts of power and it would all be legal.

    P.S. You would have to transmit callsigns, but thats really no biggie.

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  21. Re:Whats the point........ on Open Source Finally Hits Real Silicon · · Score: 1

    It's all around you, many of the products _you_ use every day...

    I only caught the last sentence as I was scolling down, and I almost thought you were going to tell me that these Open source chips are opressing me for my electrical properties and I am a slave to some sort of artificial consctuct.

    Thank God you were only talking about open source ships that could be so superior in their design one day thet they could acheuve a state of consciou...er...eh never mind

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  22. Re:mixed bag to be sure on We're Jammin', Hope You Like Jammin' Too · · Score: 1

    Google is your friend.

    And pacemaker interference is exacerbated by digital cellular technology as opposed to the less prevalent analog type.

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  23. Re:Yes! on We're Jammin', Hope You Like Jammin' Too · · Score: 1

    And tell me, oh bright 100w bulb, what is to happen to the physicians, paramedics, OEM personell (office of emergency management) and other people who rely on their cell phones to save your buttocks in a time of crisis?

    Alot of these folks phone also double as pagers, where they get text messages during times of emergencies. Also, whose to say that these devices won't jam pagers? What about my EMS radio? Will it get jammed when I'm working up a cardiac arrest and I can't call for a backup? What if my psych patient decides to take a stab at me with his machete? Can you gaurantee my LIFE that these jammers won't interfere with my emergency communcations?

    What happens when OEM sets up a command post at an incident and there happens to be several jammers located near by?

    Cell phone jamming by the ordinary citizen should be a crime. And the above said are my reasons.

  24. Re:Sad state of affairs... on Stealth Inflation · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if you registered for a buisness license and called it, I don't know, RBE Consultants. (Randon Billing Error) This way you could bill for your time spent fixing their error. You could also start the converstation with the rep as " Hi, this call maybe monitored or recorded for quality assurance...." and you could save the call to mp3 on your computer witha Radio Shack 2.99 phone suction cup microphone.

    Then just send them a bill as a consultant, something like $11.52.

    Sounds like a good little side buisness to me.

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  25. I shirk LED's on Toward Micro-Diode Display Panels? · · Score: 0, Funny

    Between the skin cancer and the glare off my tin foil hat..er I feel a song coming on...

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm a schizophrenic
    And so am I.

    Back to the LED's, I always apply a generous of SPF 45 when I see one shining my way.

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