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  1. Not a bright light. on Talk About A Security Hole, Go To Jail? · · Score: 1

    I feel for the guy, but if he was genuinley interested in the welfare of his former employers customers, wouldn't it have made more sense to cantact someone (even a friend) at the company and give them a heads up?

  2. I can help! on Solving a Wiring Mess? · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you need Niko's Problem Solving Flowsheet.

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  3. My favorite computing experience ever. on Debian: A Brief Retrospective · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm nowhere being a linux guru, and I'm sure there will be the usual Debian trolls, but after getting through the initial Debian installation as a new Linux user, it has been one of the most satisfying computing experiences I have had in a long time.

    It still boggles my mind that my Thinkpad has been running the same initial installation for the last 2 years, without so much as a hiccup.

    Everyday I appreciate all the hard (volunteer no less) that has gone into this hodgepodge of kernels and free software that I can use as I see fit.

    My thanks to all the persons that make Debian what it is.

  4. Herediatry Too! on World's First Game-Playing DNA Computer · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Son, don't do that, you'll go blind!"
    "Dad, I'm over here."

  5. Re:That's nice, but... on XFree86 Fork Gets a Name, Website · · Score: 1

    "How do you pronounce it?

    Zoo-vehrt.


    You big malaka.

    Dino:"Hello, pretty lady. Tell me something, what's a beatiful braud like you doing with a malaka like this, huh?"
    Gary: "She's into malakas, Dino".

  6. IBM Ebay Store on Linux on Laptops Manufacturer Report Card Updated · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Get yourself a great deal on a new, but overstock, IBM Thinkpad at the IBM Authorized Ebay store.

    Your dealing directly with Big Blue (you pay by credit card thru IBM's secure site), the laptops are brand new with full warranties, and the models are just a couple of steps behind their top of the line models. I have a Thinkpad X22, and everything works with Debian, even 3d acceleration.

    The laptops they auction are heavily discounted, and many have a Buy It Now price for haggle free buying.

    Also,check out IBM's Global Financing site for refurbished computers and laptops. Great way to get and older Thinkpad that is sure to work with Linux.

  7. Traumatic Brain Injury on Linux will have 20% desktop market share by 2008? · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...was "different enough" to set user expectations that the experience would be less like Windows. "

    Translation: You don't suffer from the cervical spine injuries and/or severe coup contra-coup brain injuries secondary to banging your head into a blue screen of death.

  8. Re:Train to beat it. on Insurance Claims to be Tested by Lie Detector · · Score: 1

    > Antipolygraph.org

    I love this quote from the above website:

    "Polygraph is more art than science, and unless an admission is obtained, the final determination is frequently what we refer to as a scientific wild-ass guess (SWAG)"

    retired
    CIA polygrapher
    John F. Sullivan


    Must be a Slashdot card carrying member. ;)

  9. Dselect on Debian Turning 10 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scaring the poop out of Linux users since 1993.

  10. Re:Cops don't act on Identity Theft Countermeasures? · · Score: 1

    So your saying a wet T shirt contest in front of the precint in the summer months and a couple of kegs of beer should make my block a whole lot safer?

    Sweet.

  11. This is the guy. on GPL in Court - Good or Bad? · · Score: 1

    I would love to see this guy defend the GPL.

    It would be memorable for generations of geeks to come.

  12. Law and Order on GPL in Court - Good or Bad? · · Score: -1, Troll

    If the GPL goes to court, I'd like to see Detective Lenny Briskow interrogate Linus, and then have one of those hot chick Assistan District Attorneys do the cross examination right before he get's sent to a pound me in the ass penitentiary. :p

  13. Teh Slashdot has You on SCO: Fortune 500 Company Buys License, IBM Retort · · Score: 1

    Agent Cowboy Neal: Tell me McBride, what good are your licenses if your servers can't even speak?

  14. Do you understand.. on Ask the 'Geek Candidate' for California Governor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you understand Dselect? That program scares the poop out me. But I figure if you can handle dselect, you can handle being govenor.

  15. Re:Odd on Chimera Twins Story · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, IANAMB (I am not a molecular biologist), but..

    Well, IANAAA (I Am Not A Acronym Abuser) but what was the point of you using an obscure acronym if you had to spell it out for everybody anyways? ;) /me make jokey joke/

  16. The Innocence Project on Chimera Twins Story · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There's an organizitaion called the The Innocence Project headed by Barry Scheck which prides itself on freeing prisoners who didn't have the technology of DNA testing avaible to them during their trials.

    In light of this article, I wonder how many guilty people have been set free. I'm sure there are guilty parties that proclaim their innocence and see no harm or foul in having the DNA testing done by said non profit organization, in hopes of some fluke in their favor.

  17. Bring Up The Holy Slashdot! on Surviving Slashdotting with a Small Server · · Score: 2, Funny

    Taco:Yes, of course! The Holy Slashdot of OSDL! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Cowboy Neal carries with him. Brother Neal! Bring up the Holy Slashdot!

    AC's chanting: Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.

    Brother Neal: Armaments, chapter two, verse nine to twenty one.

    Brother Neal: And Saint Cowboy Neal raised the Slashdot up high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy Slashdot that, with it, Thou mayest slashdot Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy'. And the Lord did grin, and the AC's did feast upon first posts, trolls, GNAA posts, and...

    Taco: Skip it a bit, Brother.

    Brother Neal: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou click on the holy link called Slashdot. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, clickest thou holy Slashdot of OSDL towards thy server, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

    Taco: Amen

  18. Linux Router Projects on Hardware Manufacturers Gouging Customers · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was looking for a used SOHO series router on eBay, but I think I'm better off building a small Linux router and using something like Freesco instead.

    I know I'm small potatoes in context to the article, but I wonder how many other large organizations, after having a experience simimlar to Mr. Tague's, will take a long hard look at a Linux based solution?

  19. I would.. on The Introvert Advantage · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was ready to post some really witty esoteric apropos joke, but I think I'll just keep it to myself.

  20. Ha! on SCO Calls IBM Countersuit "Unsubstantiated Allegations" · · Score: 2, Funny

    Move away from the GPL or I'll..um say Move away again! Ha!

  21. Dselect? on Worst Linux Annoyances? · · Score: 1

    Anybody figure out dselect?

    That bad boy scares the poop out of me.

  22. Re:Possible purpose on AMD Buys Pre-VIA Cyrix Media-GX Division · · Score: 1

    A bit offtopic, but what I wanna know is, whatever happened to those 2 cpu's on one chip people were talking about a while back?

  23. Re:Machinima? on Academy Awards Of Halo Videos · · Score: 1

    Machinima, machinima machina.

    I got my machinima, and you ain't got none, 'cause your father's and alcoholic.... :p /runs

  24. Anybody have a MuVo? on Gateway Portable MP3 Player · · Score: 1

    Heard this is a smimilar product minus the LCD screen. They make it a point to print "No drivers needed" on the box. Works like a Flash Memory key too.

    Anybody who has this care to comment?

  25. Re:One Man's Opinion on Linking Dangerously · · Score: 1

    Major troll, but I have to bite.

    What "FEAR OF TERRORIST THREATS"? Huh? Do *you* know anyone who was ever killed / maimed / attacked / bruised by a "TERRORIST" (or even *seen* one that wasn't on television?)

    I am New York City EMS Paramedic with 8 years of experience. Please click on this link. I knew every single person on that list. They were my co-workers.

    I was also at the World Trade Center after both towers collapsed.

    I was not speaking idly, like someone who tunes into CNN or Fox News (if you wanna call that news) and say to himself "Jeeze Louise, those people in NYC sure did suffer".

    Had I done a double shift that week, like i did every other Tuesday, I hosestly think I would be dead.

    "..at home watching TV, snacking on artery-clogging chips while wondering if you'll die through TERROR."

    I work anywhere from fifty to seventy hours a week in midtown or the lower east side ever week in Manhattan. My thigh attached gas mask reminds me just how "UNSUBSTANTIATED" my fears are.

    And you seriously consider the THREAT OF TERROR to be something worth cowering in fear of.

    Read my original post.

    I have one question for you sir, how did you manage to write such a passionate post with your head so far up your ass?