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  1. Re:I just installed Linux, Now Nothing Works !!! on Audiogalaxy Returns as Pay Service · · Score: 1

    testing, please ignore

  2. Actually, even MSes own programs have this problem on Apple Explains Interface Differences · · Score: 1

    I do user support of win 98 and MS Office, and the controlls arent the same across all of Offices programs. AS I recall, outlook is horribly inconsistant in how things are done, compred to the rest of the Office suite. ANd if you go from 98 to XP, they change all the interfaces around, generally for no good reason as far as i can tell. Walking users through doing something that they used to do on their own is really annoying, especialy when at the end, they wind up with the same interface screen as they had before, only there are 4 extra steps to get there. For a comparison, try setting up a new exchange server mailbox in outlook 98, then try it under xp.

    I dont even bother trying to explain Microsofts stupidity. My responses now are , well, its a bad design to confuse you and keep me employed, and It wasnt my decision to force this change on you, sorry.

  3. Re:For people like me. on Run Mac OS X Under Linux · · Score: 1

    damnit, damnit damnit. Now i feel like an idiot. For once, my post was in fact, modded down correctly.

  4. For people like me. on Run Mac OS X Under Linux · · Score: 0

    Who want to learn the ins and outs of mac software a litlle, but who cant afford an additional 2000$ box to run it on. If I can throw this on my current dual boot linux/windows machine, I'll be a happy man. Until I saw this article (I haven't read yet) it never even occoured to me this was possible. One more OS to torture my little AMD box with.

  5. FIRST POSTS!!!! All day long!! on If You Didn't Need Money, What Would You Do? · · Score: 0, Troll

    This isn't a first post, is a legit answer to the question.

    Go ahead and mod me down, or do you have a sense of humor?

  6. Monkey skin condoms!! on Chimps, AIDS, And Immunity · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Problem solved.

    Hey mods, this is humor, not a troll. See the difference?

  7. try this. on Virtual Reality Schizophrenia Simulation · · Score: 1

    I work in phone support, and normally have a 1 ear headset with music, radio whatever playing on it, and use the other ear to answer the phone. Usually it's no problem. I tried to take a user call while this thing was playing in one ear, and the user on the other ear. WOW. Totally confused, had to turn it off and ask them to repea ttheir questions. I was trying to imagine what this is like with this going on all the time.

  8. Mushrooms. on Caring for Your Plants in Unnatural Environments? · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, not that kind you stoner.

    Now remember mods, theres trolling, then theres HUMOR. THe above is an example of HUMOR. Understand?

  9. IM 30 years old. I ain't sleeping with a bear. on Scientists Create Lullabies From Brain Waves · · Score: 1

    However, if you could find me a brunette with a soft hart beat, I think we could work out an arrangement.

  10. Thanks slashdot. on Microsoft News Update · · Score: 0, Redundant

    SMBdie.zip
    Ima' gonn go huntin' winders machines now. BOOM!! BOOM!!
    Actually, this looks like fun to do to coworkers.

  11. Why should i show respect? on Australia Oppresses Jedi · · Score: 1

    When most organized religons make it clear that they dont respect my beliefs. (Note, i said most).

  12. footfall: on Project Orion: The True Story of the Atomic Spaceship · · Score: 1

    Actually, they were worried about the second bomb going off. If the first one fails, no problem, but if the second one fails, your high enough to cause major damage if you fall. Presumeably by the time the third one goes off, youve got a little more time to allow for mechanical difficulties.

  13. Costs: on Project Orion: The True Story of the Atomic Spaceship · · Score: 4, Funny

    Feasable nuclear engineering: 500 billion
    Buncha rocket scientists: 10 millon
    Building the engine: 1 billion
    Putting Manhattan into orbit:Priceless.

  14. blasts stay the same size as i understand it. on Project Orion: The True Story of the Atomic Spaceship · · Score: 1

    Use a hemispherical plate, explode them at teh focus, enough of the energy pushes on the plate to make this worthwile. The key here is BIG OVERKILL not efficient.

  15. Well, you could i think. on More on Space Elevators · · Score: 1

    I have NO qualifications to make a wild guess about this, but: Im guessing you could hang them, say one in the us, one in south america, as long as the points are eqidistant from the equator. However, as for the catastrophic failure, i think ithis would increase the problem, like if one side of a cable bridge snaps, the remaing side cant handle the load anyway. Some of the other ideas with rotating cables might be a better idea.

  16. Re:$100,000 too much, nah.... on Cortical Cybernetic Implants · · Score: 1

    thre was an article in discover or scientific american about this. They hat a guy who had been blinded nearly from birth for like 40 years, just restored his vision. Lot of weirdness. He still cant get the hang of the eye things, dosent understand depth perception intuitivly, and optical illusions just dont work on him. REally interesting.

  17. I was never lost. on Tracking Your Employees, Children · · Score: 1

    I always wound up in the book section, or the toy section. I knew right where i was and where I was going. ;)

  18. Lawsuit Potential on 30 Second Earthquake Warnings · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What happens when these things are shut off and the quake dosent happen? Or when they dont work? You KNOW some idiot will sue eiter way. Also, what about false alarms? How long before people start ignoring this? Hey, dont get me wrong, i think its fantastic and should be put into use immediately, but these days......

  19. leased phone on Telcom Fraud: The Previous Generation · · Score: 2, Funny

    My mom leased one of our phones in the house for like 20 years. IT was a fun deal. It was like 25 cents a month, and they couldnt raise it because the contrat was so old. We used to drag on of their poor linemen out ther every couple of months cause the dog chewed through the phone, and they had to replace it free. Serves em right.

  20. Re:My rant. on The Golden Age of Cup Manufacturing · · Score: 1

    I go jogging, i lose like 3 pounds in 1/2 hour. I weigh 250, so its not that signifigant an amount, but its till fairly impressive for 30 minutes of exercise. Ill usually get 2 of that back within a day or so.

  21. That dudes a few baskets short of a picnic. on Earth's Gravitational Field Is Getting Flatter · · Score: 1

    Really. ANd what they are expecting to happen is a MAGNETIC pole shift, not the whole crust thing happening.

  22. Shouldnt the license for free software on Click-Thru Licensing on Open Source Software? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    be a fill in the blank paragraph?

  23. Easy. on Coders Working Without the Use of Their Hands? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Step 1: Work neekid.
    Step 2: Always have Pr0n going in the corner of the screen.
    Step 3: Viola, a 3rd finger to hold the ctrl keys with.
    Sorry, only works if your male.

    Ok, now lets see if the moderators are smart enough to tell the difference between humor and a troll.

  24. Drop crock? on Demon Ducks of Doom? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Did these evolve over time into the infamous dropbears? I had an uncle of mine who was eaten by a dropbear. Very tragic. He had just discoverd the austrailin yowlie was the reason for the extinction ot the thylacine, which was actually an introduced species(they escaped from the chupacabras, whou used them for pets and guard animals.)

  25. DO the opposite on New Patent for Serving Ads to Newspaper Sites · · Score: 1

    Patent stupid nonsensical patents. Then sit back and watch the royalties roll in.