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The Golden Age of Cup Manufacturing

jonerik writes "The Washington Post has this article today on the disappearance of traditional 'small' (8 oz.) cups of coffee in favor of a larger concept of 'small' (12 oz.). In the case of Starbucks, for example, a truly small 8 oz. cup of coffee is still available, but it's called a 'short' and isn't listed on the menu. Why not? 'We still have it,' says Starbucks spokeswoman Lara Wyss, 'but we don't advertise it because of the size of the menu board, the physical constraints.' Yeah, sure. Disposable cup manufacturers have taken notice of the popularity/compulsory nature of larger cup sizes. The Sweetheart Cup Co. started manufacturing a successful 24-ounce hot-beverage cup about two years ago, and Kathy Deignan, the company's national vice president of marketing and account sales says 'The eight- and 10-ounce cups are pretty much gone.' Sweetheart also manufactures 7-Eleven's 44-ounce Super Big Gulp cups, and Deignan says the company is considering producing an 80-ounce cold drink cup - that's 5 pints, folks. Christ, how much do these companies think people need to drink, anyway?"

718 comments

  1. Quick reply by death00 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was going to reply, but I have to piss...BRB.

    1. Re:Quick reply by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 2

      that is the funniest FP i've ever seen. well, it's close, at least. whatever moderator threw it an offtopic obviously has some humor issues.

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    2. Re:Quick reply by dattaway · · Score: 2

      He didn't raise his had to get permission for a restroom break. Them rules is the breaks, man.

    3. Re:Quick reply by HisMother · · Score: 1

      Seriously, mod the parent up. This post got a bum rap!

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    4. Re:Quick reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed... mod him up. The mouthful of Cola I was about to swallow nearly ended up on the monitor.

    5. Re:Quick reply by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 1

      But was it an 80 oz. mouthfull?

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    6. Re:Quick reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lame.

      And now, ironically, to get by the lameness filter I'll prattle on for a while. The grandparent (or is it great-grandparent now?) of this post was truly funny.

    7. Re:Quick reply by foo+fighter · · Score: 3, Informative

      Speaking of pissing and how much liquid a body can hold...

      Does anyone else here time themselves while urinating?

      I started timing myself after a long movie where I drank a large pop (~30-40oz.), refilled and drank it, and then didn't go to the bathroom until two hours later. It was a very long piss.

      I find my average to be 12-15 seconds. My longest was 43 seconds, again after a long movie with lots of cola involved.

      This isn't a flame, troll, or whatever. I'm just amazed that my body can hold three times the amount it usually takes to make me urinate without my kidneys or bladder popping out my back.

      If 12-15 seconds worth of urine is enough to fill my bladder and make me go to the bathroom, where does my body find room for 2-3 times that amount?

      Are these 40oz. plus cups two- or three-pissers? Meaning you end up going to the bathroom a few times before you can actually finish the thing?

      Just curious.

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    8. Re:Quick reply by kesuki · · Score: 4, Informative

      Keep in mind your basic physics. Your bladder is more than a sack of waste fluid, it's a muscularly controlled valved sack for storing waste fluids. the 'need' to take a leak is based in part on how tired that muscle is of holding in the pee. so if you've got about 12 ounces of fluid in that sack the need to pee will arise at half the speed as if you had 24 ounces of fluid in there. To get an idea of how much harder it is, just take a bottle, put a baloon on the end of it and compare how difficult it is to hold in 12 ounces vs 24... it takes a greater amount of pressure, and the strain of holding pee in has everything to do with the muscular valve for your bladder, not the volumeteric displacement that it's capable of handling.
      As for where your body finds the room for it, that is also simple physics, when you drank the cola in the first place, you expanded your mass and volume, starting in the stomache and then moving on to the blood stream, and finally ending up in your bladder, and when you relieve it, your mass/volume is restored to where it was before, since the volume being talkeed about is under 2% you'd never notice such a miniscule change or variation unless you habitually measured your weight or diameter 10-20 times a day.
      Also keep in mind that the flow rate of urine is affected by the gravitational and muscular forces on the urine inside the body, so the only accurate mesurement is to measure the actual volume of urine, and ignoring the time elapsed, since that is such a highly volitatle variable.
      A slight disclaimer, I'm not an expert, but it's pretty clear that bladders follow basic physics the same as anything else.

    9. Re:Quick reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      see the homepage of spacemoose.com for shitting (if you're afraid go without images, it's a plain-text description of common-pitfalls and mistakes)

    10. Re:Quick reply by foo+fighter · · Score: 2

      Yeah, counting "one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand" is definetly not scientific. But I'm just standing there anyway so what the hell, right?

      But say my bladder fills up, and my blood stream/kidneys/stomach are expanding while waiting for room to be made. When I finally go to empty my bladder my blood stream isn't pouring excess waste into my bladder at the same time is it. I mean not fast enough that it happens during the same session?

      I'd guess what happens is I have to go again shortly after I'm done with my first session, like 10, 15 minutes later.

      When you're out drinking, the reason you have to go so often after you "break the seal" is because your bladder filled up, then your bloodstream/kidneys/stomach started backing up. You "break the seal" which empties the bladder but not the bloodstream/etc. So shortly thereafter you end up going again because your bladder has filled up from the bloodstream.

      Right?

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    11. Re:Quick reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, as your bladder fills, it also stretches. When you "break the seal", it has stretched somewhat so that it can't quite return to the same volume as before, so you can't really empty it completely.

      So what happens is, you piss as much as you can. Then you stop. The bladder slowly regains its original size, but since it isn't completely empty (plus anything added since), the pressure slowly builds. The muscles, already tired from holding before, complain and you feel like you need to hit the bathroom again.

    12. Re:Quick reply by DennyK · · Score: 2

      I know hardly anything about the biology involved, but I know that sometimes when I go to the bathroom after drinking a hell of a lot and holding it a while, once I've voided my bladder, if I stand for a few seconds, a little more will trickle out...then a little more...then a little more. So it seems that, though the bladder isn't filling up again immediatly, it does begin to trickle in as soon as you've got some room in there. Either that or mine is just defective... ;-D

      DennyK

    13. Re:Quick reply by Loligo · · Score: 2


      Now I'm waiting for someone to point out the flaws in the loooong evacuations in either Austin Powers 2 or League of Their Own.

      -l

    14. Re:Quick reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is truly a noble experiment. Just don't be tempted to set any particularly ambitious records. I mean, once or twice is probably okay, but if you make a habit out of it you'll get a bladder infection sooner or later, which will reduce your level of control permanently.

    15. Re:Quick reply by chefren · · Score: 1
      If 12-15 seconds worth of urine is enough to fill my bladder and make me go to the bathroom, where does my body find room for 2-3 times that amount?

      ..can...not...resist...(sorry)

      Your head?

    16. Re:Quick reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm...you say that we have to answer nature's call when the sphincter muscle gets tired from holding in the lemonade? So, it follows that if my bladder were upside-down, I wouldn't have to go to the bathroom as often -- if the bladder's outlet were on top, gravity would be working for the muscle rather than against.

      Wow, this is genius! Finally, humankind can be free from the tyranny of the porcelein goddess!

  2. Not just drinks... by Quasar1999 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Has anyone else noticed that there is no longer a 'small' pizza at pizzahut? They start at medium... but the size has become smaller, and now they have extralarge... which is as large as their old 'large' size...

    Well, at least here in Canada... Don't know about the US franchise...

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    1. Re:Not just drinks... by jfinke · · Score: 1

      check out mcdonalds as well (or any other fast food place). There is no such thing as a small.. They start at medium and go all the way up to super size.

    2. Re:Not just drinks... by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

      check out mcdonalds as well (or any other fast food place). There is no such thing as a small.. They start at medium and go all the way up to super size.

      And charge you extra for it at that!

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    3. Re:Not just drinks... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      And what's the deal with "regular" size? As opposed to irregular?

      I've asked for small and have been told "we don't have small, we have medium, large, and extra large", and honestly get confused looks when I say "then medium is your small size drink?"

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    4. Re:Not just drinks... by wantedman · · Score: 1

      They had a small, in 94-96, but they got ride of it, since it was only 1 buck cheaper than the medium, and a medium is almost twice the size

    5. Re:Not just drinks... by cethiesus · · Score: 1

      Most food places in Europe have been doing this for years now. The theory is that a customer will think that they are getting more if they order an 8oz (or whatever) "regular" than if they order an 8oz "small." It's a psychological thing that almost prohibits anyone from selling anything that is "small," "tiny," "whatever." "Medium" or "Regular" makes it look better/more appealing.

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    6. Re:Not just drinks... by Helmholtz+Coil · · Score: 1

      Here in Austin TX Papa John's only has small, large, and extra-large. Tried ordering a medium pizza last night, ended up in a debate on semantics.

    7. Re:Not just drinks... by bobKali · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not just that they've renamed small to medium, but at many coffee shops for example they don't even use descriptive English words to describe the volume of their drinks. Instead we get short, tall (I don't care about the height of the cup), grande, super-grande, etc... names that don't mean squat to me reguarding the amount of coffee I'm buying.

      Maybe they could just put the diameter of the pizza or the number of ounces up there and skip the meaningless (ever-changing) names.

      Yea, I'd like a 40 of Espresso.....

    8. Re:Not just drinks... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      That's a good idea, but then competitors would be on-upping them. You would go to McDonalds and buy a 20 ounce drink, and the nearest equivalent at burger king would be the 22 ounce.

    9. Re:Not just drinks... by kiwimate · · Score: 5, Funny

      Be assured it's just as silly here. I can't comment about Pizza Hut, but I know darn well that several fast food outlet pre-programmed droids get mighty confused when you ask for a small size of anything. "We have medium, large, extra large, and colossal -- what size would you like?"

      To which I reply, "I'd like small, but you're not going to play along, are you?".

      Blank stare, followed by "Medium, then, sir?"

      "If that's the smallest you have, then yes."

      Honestly, how stupid do you have to be to then ask me if I'd like to supersize that? Apparently, approximately as stupid as a significant proportion of American high-schoolers, who really make me want to say, "see, now, that's why you're wearing that silly hat".

      Anyway, I digress. And, apart from that, I'm getting off the subject.

      It's marketing, I'm sure, pure and simple. And the most depressing thing is it evidently works. Well it must, or they wouldn't keep doing it, now, would they? Yes, we really are stupid enough that we accept them calling the smallest size on the menu "medium", in blatant contradiction of all that is sensible and logical in the world, and buy drink sizes that ought to have a health warning from the surgeon general about over working your bladder and other sundry bits of internal plumbing.

    10. Re:Not just drinks... by gmhowell · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I noticed this in early 90's when I went to college. No delivery where I grew up, so the only time you saw a pizza was at Pizza Hut. And a large was ginormous. 16".

      So I go away to school. They have delivery, I have no car (stupid rule if ever there was one. Talk about encouraging alcoholism) so order a pizza. Well, dumb me knows that a large is too much, so order a medium. And what arrives, but a small.

      Now Pizza Hut advertises "The Big New Yorker". A full 16" pizza.

      Yeah. Like the ones you used to sell, before decided that a 14" pizza was a large. BTW, thank you ever so much for not dropping the price when you dropped the sizes.

      No, you sir (madam, celestial body, whatever) are not alone in your observation. As a matter of fact, my parents have an official Pizza Hut large pizza pan from the early-mid 80's. One of my father's patients has a couple dozen. For whatever reason, he gave my father a pizza pan. Guess what? It was an old large. The new large pizzas don't fill the pan.

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    11. Re:Not just drinks... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 2

      I uh... work at mcdonalds. No, it's not my regular job.

      On the register, we have Regular (small/McD's size), medium, large, and supersize.

    12. Re:Not just drinks... by AT · · Score: 1

      Sort of like Starbucks, where they have Tall, Grande, and Venti (and the elusive Short). Not only is there no small, but the smallest size on the menu is called "tall", which has conotations of bigness. Grande also seems to indicate large, and I have no idea what Venti means. In my mind, that translates to "large", "large", and "something".

      Seems like they are moving from meaningful labels that communicate information about what you are buying, to labels thought up by a marketing team aimed at appealling to our subconcious desire to get as much as possible for our money.

    13. Re:Not just drinks... by blowhole · · Score: 5, Funny

      Never introduce abstract concepts to someone who needs pictures drawn on the register buttons.

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    14. Re:Not just drinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's stupid to start at *medium*. You can't have a *medium* unless you have a small and large on both sides of it.

    15. Re:Not just drinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that promote Taco's penis to regular
      WooHoo! Mine just became super-sized!

    16. Re:Not just drinks... by exick · · Score: 1

      Here in California (and whichever other places have them) Carl's Jr. has combatted this problem by replacing the sizes and not the names. So when you order a "regular" or a "medium" you get a 32 ounce monster. The small is what used to be known as a medium and what used to be known as a small is either nonexistent or a kid's size drink.

      I was irked the first time I ordered a medium drink and they gave me a cup that doesn't fit into my cup holder.

    17. Re:Not just drinks... by lpret · · Score: 1
      The names of drink sizes at Starbucks are not sizes, they derive from the Italian vernacular in regards to coffee. Short is actually the same in Italian, and alto is used in Italy, which translates to tall here. Americans needed a bigger size and thus the grande was used (blame programmers who frequent *$) and later, I believe in the mid-80s, Venti was introduced as a size, which means twenty, for it's 20 oz. size.

      Due to the sheer difficulty of dealing w/ 4 different sizes, and the lack of desire for an 8 oz. Starbucks rarely carries a large supply of 8 oz., except for kid's hot chocolate and to clean the pumps at the end of the day.

      I'm sure most of this has to do with marketing and consumer psychology (yadda yadda yadda) but there was logic (at least at Starbucks) when they introduced the sizes.

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    18. Re:Not just drinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have to ask if you want to supersize it. It's a job requirement. It's quite likely they know it is stupid too, but they just want to make some money to help pay for the prom. Cut them a break.

    19. Re:Not just drinks... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Laughing...good point!

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    20. Re:Not just drinks... by NorthDude · · Score: 1

      Like when I go to the "Couche-Tard" to buy cigarettes and they keep asking me if I want to buy mentos.
      Is it a message or what?!?

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    21. Re:Not just drinks... by spencerogden · · Score: 1

      Actually venti should translate to 20 in you mind... and in Italy

    22. Re:Not just drinks... by mentin · · Score: 1
      Well, if they display real size instead of "short"/"tall"/etc, we will end up with size-war similar to Intel-AMD MegaHertz war.

      I would rather prefer they start quality war. I don't like getting all this crap, especially in huge quantities.

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    23. Re:Not just drinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked at burger king as a summer job, and the smallest size fry and onion ring we had was labeled medium. people would ask for a small fry, and when i rang up medium i would get yelled at. to combat this problem, i simply said "the smallest size we have is medium, is that ok?" and i would still get yelled at.

      it is all to avoid getting yelled at....

    24. Re:Not just drinks... by JCCyC · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is the company's small contribution to keeping inflation low. Here in Brazil they used yet another technique - toilet paper rolls are 80% as long as what they used to be. Unit price didn't rise => no effect on inflation. Sweet.

    25. Re:Not just drinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry that the pizzas are 45% smaller in Canada.

      I also heard that the infamous 'hello world' program in CC++ (aka Canadian C++) is 45% shorter

    26. Re:Not just drinks... by JavaTenor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Frighteningly apropos: "...These go to eleven."

      And I think Pizza Hut should change their sizes to large, extra-large, and GALACTUS, DEVOURER OF WORLDS.

    27. Re:Not just drinks... by brer_rabbit · · Score: 2
      Honestly, how stupid do you have to be to then ask me if I'd like to supersize that?

      Maybe they're offering to supersmall it? Micky D's supersmall, that's something I'd like to see.

    28. Re:Not just drinks... by johnslater · · Score: 1

      Instead we get short, tall (I don't care about the height of the cup), grande, super-grande, etc... names that don't mean squat to me

      Squat? I think you're on to something there.

      "I'd like a squat skinny latte please."

    29. Re:Not just drinks... by Da+Schmiz · · Score: 2
      Does anyone else remember the old Animaniacs episode where they go to the drive-in theater with Dr. Scratch'n'sniff? Paraphrasing from memory:

      The doctor goes to the concession stand for popcorn...

      Dr. SnS: I'd like a small popcorn.

      Pimply Employee: Uh... we don't have small.

      Dr. SnS: Then I'd like a medium popcorn.

      Employee: Uh... we don't have medium...

      Dr. SnS: (exasperated) What do you have?

      Employee: Large, Extra Large, and Double Super Chunky.

      Dr. SnS: (gesturing with hands) Then isn't a Large a Small?

      Employee: (clearly confused) Uhhh... Let me go ask my manager about that.



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    30. Re:Not just drinks... by Da+Schmiz · · Score: 2
      Sorry to reply to my own post, but my bad: a quick googling turned up this page, where I found a corrected version of the quote:


      Dr. Scratchansniff: I'll have a small popcorn.

      Mitch: We don't have small.

      Dr. Scratchansniff: Then give me a medium.

      Mitch: We don't have medium.

      Dr. Scratchansniff: Well, what _do_ you have?

      Mitch: Large, Super-Chubby, and Double-Super-Chubby.

      Dr. Scratchansniff: Then isn't a "Large", a "Small"?

      Mitch: Uh, I'll have to ask my manager.


      ...

      Mitch: You want fries with that?

      Dr. Scratchansniff: Why would I want fries with popcorn?

      Mitch: Uh, I'll have to ask my manager.

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      (Reformatted stupidly to get past the lameness filter.)

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    31. Re:Not just drinks... by John_Booty · · Score: 2

      Yes, we really are stupid enough that we accept them calling the smallest size on the menu "medium", in blatant contradiction of all that is sensible and logical in the world

      Now, now, I hate marketing brainwash-speak too. But what you're railing against seems almost logical to me... or maybe I'm just brainwashed. Just because it's the smallest one on the menu doesn't mean it's actually small.

      If the smallest size is 16oz, which seems to be the trend at many places, that's not really "small" in my book. I think "medium" is an apt description for that. "Small" to me would indicate like 10oz. or less.

      Now, if they called an 8 or 10oz. drink "medium" in order to try and trick you into thinking it was larger than it actually was... now that I'd have a problem with.

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    32. Re:Not just drinks... by prismatic · · Score: 1

      alright, i'm a dork, but that one is hilarious. needs to be modded up +11 funny

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    33. Re:Not just drinks... by morgajel · · Score: 1

      except icecream. they always seem to have a 'baby' size.

      I know this because my girlfriend is going through the 'I want a baby' phase and goes 'aaaaw' when she reads it.

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    34. Re:Not just drinks... by IXI · · Score: 1
      It's a psychological thing that almost prohibits anyone from selling anything that is "small," "tiny," "whatever." "Medium" or "Regular" makes it look better/more appealing.

      Holy Sh*t! Now that geeks become aware of this I expect a lot of software packages to change name. Like "tinyDNS" becoming "regularDNS" or, even worse, "nano-tiny" will become "mega-regular".

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    35. Re:Not just drinks... by treat · · Score: 2

      I've asked for small and have been told "we don't have small, we have medium, large, and extra large", and honestly get confused looks when I say "then medium is your small size drink?"

      It always always surprised me how surprised the staff is anywhere I order in the incorrect size. At one particular coffee chain (no not that one, a smaller copy), I order a "grande" (like the menu says) and they sometimes tell me "sorry, we only have large". Sometimes I order a "large" because of this, and I am told "sorry, we only have grande". They are the exact same size.

    36. Re:Not just drinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahaha anybody remember that Mad magazine about "semi-McLiterate counter people"? You're "McFired!!!".

    37. Re:Not just drinks... by at_18 · · Score: 2

      Grande and Venti are Italian words:

      grande = large, big
      venti = twenty (20)

    38. Re:Not just drinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may not tarnish the sacred 40 oz by using coffee in such a sacriligious manner. It shall only be used to hold the finest hops and malts.

      Blasphemous Americans.

    39. Re:Not just drinks... by kalashnikov556 · · Score: 0

      And in my experience its common for them to give you - and charge you for - a large even when you ask for a medium. I'm usually in a hurry so its not worth the time for me to argue about a few cents, but I always wonder if it was deliberate or not.

    40. Re:Not just drinks... by macaddict · · Score: 1
      Does anyone else remember the old Animaniacs episode where they go to the drive-in theater with Dr. Scratch'n'sniff?

      Heh. I thought of the same thing.

      Of course, all these bigger drink sizes lead into another Animaniacs episode - Potty Emergency!

      Sara

    41. Re:Not just drinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The exception is for when more isn't good (or is a sin). Tiny software is an appealing quality. Tiny icecream is for people who worry about weight. Etc.

    42. Re:Not just drinks... by MiTEG · · Score: 4, Informative

      What I think is ridiculous is the fact that on the under the sizes listed at Starbucks, "large" is displayed as "Venti (TM)." Now, "venti" is the Italian word for the number 20, and that particular size happens to be 20 ounces. I don't understand how they be allowed to hold a trademark on a number like that.

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    43. Re:Not just drinks... by quasi_steller · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was eating at Arby's the other day with some friends. One of my friends asked for a small chocolate shake; the girl behind the counter asks "Small, Medium, or Large?"

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    44. Re:Not just drinks... by Cplus · · Score: 1

      Hey........What about Loom?

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    45. Re:Not just drinks... by schmink182 · · Score: 1

      Let me try to clarify it to you (and anyone else who doesn't get it). Small, medium, and large are all relative descriptions which have no meanings without something else for comparison. The smallest drink they have cannot be called medium because it is an extreme.

      Otherwise the names are just based on the perceptions of whoever names the sizes.

      "Well I usually drink 3 gallons of fluids every hour, so to me that 26 oz. drink is small"

    46. Re:Not just drinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they could just put the diameter of the pizza or the number of ounces up there and skip the meaningless (ever-changing) names.

      Wawa (a convenience chain in the Philsdelphia area) does this with its sodas, and I believe with their coffee as well.

    47. Re:Not just drinks... by shepd · · Score: 1

      >They had a small, in 94-96, but they got ride of it, since it was only 1 buck cheaper than the medium, and a medium is almost twice the size

      Wouldn't that make the small free? Or would they have to pay me to take it? :-)

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    48. Re:Not just drinks... by Banjonardo · · Score: 1
      a question: do Pizza Huts in Brazil (and I know there are some, there was one in Barra years ago) follow the custom of having the "Maracana" sized pizzas?

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    49. Re:Not just drinks... by The_dev0 · · Score: 1
      Oh, thats nothing... while visiting my local McDonald the other day, (Cleveland McD's - notorious for having the worst staff of any McD's in Queensland) I went through the drive through, ordered my food, and when I got to the food pick-up window the girl asked if I was going to eat-in or take-away!!

      errrr... take away, honey...

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    50. Re:Not just drinks... by Analog+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Just wait until they claim it's a violation of the DMCA when another company refers to "twenty"-ounce cups. (You know, putting it in Italian is a copy protection measure.)

      I know that makes no sense, but it's late and I'm bitter :)

    51. Re:Not just drinks... by lollipop17 · · Score: 1

      It's true in the US as well, at least here in gainesville.. being a college town, we have about ten pizza franchises, all describing their sizes differently...so they usually have to put diameter in inches on the ads so that people won't hog the delivery lines to find out how big an "extra-large" is.

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    52. Re:Not just drinks... by mselmeci · · Score: 1

      In Europe (Hungary anyway), they usually tell how large the drink is in dL. When you get 3 dL of Pepsi/Coke, the glass they give it to you in is marked 3 dL with a line, like a flask or a beaker.

    53. Re:Not just drinks... by DennyK · · Score: 2

      Next time they do that, just tell them you're gonna eat it right there, and then park in front of their drive-thru window for a half hour or so... ;-D

      DennyK

    54. Re:Not just drinks... by bsartist · · Score: 2

      I ordered from McDonald's once, and told the kid behind the counter that my order was for take out. They handed me my food on a plastic tray, so I left with it.

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    55. Re:Not just drinks... by balthan · · Score: 1

      Well, considering some Pizza Hut DO have a size smaller than medium, it makes sense to standardize the label across the whole franchise.

    56. Re:Not just drinks... by John_Booty · · Score: 2

      Otherwise the names are just based on the perceptions of whoever names the sizes.

      But then, by your logic, if a store sells 40-oz, 60-oz, and 100-oz drinks, then they should call the 40-oz drink "small".

      Surely that is illogical! A 40-oz drink is fucking huge yet you'd insist it be called "small" in this case. That is certainly more of a misrepresentation than calling a 16-oz drink "medium".

      Also, by your logic, if I walk into a clothing store for "big and tall" men, the shirts should be labeled S, M, and L instead of XXL, XXXL, and XXXXL. I mean, it doesn't make sense to label the smallest shirt XXL, does it?

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    57. Re:Not just drinks... by steveargonman · · Score: 1

      Atleast you know at McDonald's not only can you get a small, you can get a CHILD size..

    58. Re:Not just drinks... by The+Apocalyptic+Lawn · · Score: 1

      I found that out too, when asking at Wendy's if they really didn't have anything smaller than this thing they called "small". Can you imagine the confused looks when a 2m tall guy asks for a children's size coke without ice? Especially when it costs the same as a "small" drink, which they point out every single time :)

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    59. Re:Not just drinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been this way for a while, and it's not just fast food. The smallest size of shrimp is "jumbo".

    60. Re:Not just drinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly... We have personal pan - medium - large - and the big new yorker (XL). We consider the personal pan as small more than anything, but when people ask for a small they usually want a medium. Looking at the other nationwide pizza chains, we use about the same size scheme that they do. Why go off on some stupid 1 hour rant about how we should rename the pizza sizes? That is just like saying gas should sell for 1.29 a gallon and not 1.29(.9), but do you see this happening? The market dictates how a product is represented, and the general public is generall stupid, so it makes sense...

    61. Re:Not just drinks... by Artifex · · Score: 2

      Yes, we really are stupid enough that we accept them calling the smallest size on the menu "medium", in blatant contradiction of all that is sensible and logical in the world

      It's not a contradiction in the slightest, if you accept the obvious fact that they are not labelling them relative to each other, but to an external set of sizes.

      If I run a restaurant and I buy foam cups that say "medium," "large," and "really damn huge" on their boxes, there is no need for me to relabel them as "small," "medium," and "large."

      It's all relativistic. You're limiting the naming parameters internal to the set you have at hand, and they are using parameters from a superset.

      In fact, I'd prefer it if the cup makers would standardize on naming their sizes, and everyone called them by those names, instead of renaming them. When I am suicidal enough to go to a fast food restaurant, and they ask me what size drink I want, they don't have the cups there for me to look at. Having the smallest available always be listed as a "small" doesn't do me any good, either. But if they have 12, 20, and 200 ounce drinks, then I'd have a much better idea.

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    62. Re:Not just drinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Apparently, approximately as stupid as a significant proportion of American high-schoolers, who really make me want to say, "see, now, that's why you're wearing that silly hat".

      For your sake, I hope you're not stupid enough to insult the people who handle the food you plan to eat.

    63. Re:Not just drinks... by kesuki · · Score: 3, Informative

      Seriously, having worked at a fast food, I can understand what the person was thinking when they gave you the confused look. Because small medium large etc... are all usually industry size terms for the cup. cups come in 4, 8, 12, 16, 20, 22, 32, 44 ounce sizes. 4 ounce is trial size, 8 ounce is almost not in use anymore, but at once time was a water-only-size cup. 12 ounce is usually a 'child' sized cup. 16 is a 'small' 20 is a 'regular' 22 is a 'medium' 32 is a large, and 44 is an extra large. (for those not in the know medium and regular ARE different sizes, but it's possible i mixed them up, and besides the menuboards don't tell you if they're using 20 oz or 22 oz cups.) The sizes are standardized for easy comparison with competitors it would get out of hand if one soda place called a 16 ounce a 'extra large' and the other place called it a small... but anyways, if you 'ask' for a small, you'll generally get the smallest size they have, if the person isn't a rookie. people who work at fastfoods for more than 3 months realize that the poulous doesn't WANT to be educated , they just want to get the food in 5 minutes. I actually ran into problems because of that though, because I would read back orders the _correct_ way instead of the way the customer ordered it if they'd spent more than a few minutes taking the order. And thus I'd have to explain why I rang it up differently. Like people who try to order kid's size drinks. when small was the smallest we had.

    64. Re:Not just drinks... by kesuki · · Score: 2

      At Taco bell, the combo meals are always large drinks, sometimes I would save the customer money by ringing up a combo meal instead, because I hated the greedy bastard who owned the store. Are you _sure_ you're paying more? The other problem that could be happening is bad training. If they have 'regular' 'large' and 'extra-large' sizes they might default to medium as meaning 'large' when in fact medium and regular are within 2 ounces of the same size. (22 and 20 ounces)

    65. Re:Not just drinks... by kesuki · · Score: 2

      exactly, Drink sizes are supposed to be an industry standard, like shirt sizes... that being said When i worked at fastfoods i did my best to realtime translate what the customer wanted into what was really available from our menu. if you want precise orders you should know what sizes the place has to offer. otherwise you're putting it all up to chance that the employee knows what you're asking for.

    66. Re:Not just drinks... by kesuki · · Score: 2

      You know the problem is usually managment in stores like that. The poor girl (and i feel for her) probably gets shuffled from position to position, and has to suffer through drive thru without any real time to clear her thoughts... it's all pressing buttons like mad trying to keep the flow going so you have time to fill drinks, collect money, take orders, pass the food out everything... all durring the rush. I'm willing to bet she just called up the wrong script from her fast food muddled brain. In stores like that they expect every employee to multi-task constantly through a rush... i consider myself exceptionally good at multi-tasking and the fast food pace burns me out in minutes... (I worked lunch rush, usually solo on drive, with an equally fast food maker on the drive side of line) up to 50% of the store volume moving through 1/3 of the staff working at that store... not fun, nor easy. especially when everyone else acts like they're so busy... when they're only doing two things at once... I'm doing four, and only complaining if I fall behind on them.

    67. Re:Not just drinks... by lightcycler · · Score: 1

      "Maybe they could just put the diameter of the pizza or the number of ounces up there and skip the meaningless (ever-changing) names."

      Well, duh! How the f=£& are you supposed to buy something without knowing what size it is? Trade-descriptions act and all that...

      Advertising a "12-inch (medium)" pizza may be acceptable, but anything else is just deceptive when your competitors are using different sizes.

    68. Re:Not just drinks... by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      12 ounce is usually a 'child' sized cup. 16 is a 'small' 20 is a 'regular' 22 is a 'medium' 32 is a large, and 44 is an extra large.

      Unless you're at McDonald's, their largest size is 42 ounces...

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    69. Re:Not just drinks... by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      I was irked when I ordered an extra-large and they told me 'we dont have extra-large anymore'. Then again, I was irked when the Taco Bell told me they don't have chili-cheese burritos anymore, too.

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    70. Re:Not just drinks... by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      They also seem to be the chain with the people most likely to have no clue what you're asking for if you ask for a large coffee. No, I'm not going to learn your marketroid names, I'm going to ask for what I want, which is the biggest damned cup on your little plaque over there. I don't want to refill my coffee cup once I'm at work, and the damned coffee is so hot that I can't drink it for an hour or two anyway.

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    71. Re:Not just drinks... by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1

      So, essentially, Starbucks is just being pretentious. :-)

    72. Re:Not just drinks... by |<amikaze · · Score: 2

      Loom was such an awesome game!

    73. Re:Not just drinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah...but you guys also have french fries at Taco Bell...who the hell came up with that.

    74. Re:Not just drinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pizza Hut flunked BIG in Brazil. There may be one or two left, probably in São Paulo (I'm in Rio). There might have been "Maracana" pizzas, I don't remember.

    75. Re:Not just drinks... by japhmi · · Score: 1

      I remember reading about a movie theater (I believe it's local) that had 4 sizes of popcorn: small, medium, large, and "hey buddy can you give me a hand with this."

      I tried to find a link but I couldn't...

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  3. 2 observations by macrom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    80-ounce cold drink cup - that's 5 pints, folks

    1. Can the human bladder even hold that much?

    2. Christ, there's not that much blood in the human body! Even on a full bladder, is there even 80 ounces of fluid flowing through one's body?

    1. Re:2 observations by macrom · · Score: 1

      Bah, nevermind...I was thinking "quarts" not "pints"...

      But still, how much can the human bladder hold, and why does Sweetheart insist on testing such a human limit? :)

    2. Re:2 observations by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 4, Informative

      5 pints is a lot less blood that I have in my body. you might want to see what other people can accomplish with a few simple search engine queries.

      hint: the human body has about 6 quarts of blood.

      for a quick refresh on pints and quarts hit that link.

      hint: there are 2 pints in a quart.

      so 5 pints is 2.5 quarts, which is less than half of the amount of blood in the human body.

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    3. Re:2 observations by LintMan · · Score: 1

      Take an 80 ounce cup, fill it halfway (or more) with ice, and viola! A 40 oz cold drink. I can easily drink that much in one go.

      Honestly, though - Is a story whining about the disappearance of 8 oz coffee cups really worthy of Slashdot? Why am I even posting here?

    4. Re:2 observations by Camulus · · Score: 1

      But still, how much can the human bladder hold, and why does Sweetheart insist on testing such a human limit? :)

      I'm not sure how much it can hold, but I know that at a lan party, I have polished off a two liter before using the restroom. A 2 liter is 67.6 ounces. A half-gallon is 64 ounces. Also, I don't exactly know how much was in the bladder and/or still working its way down, but it took about 2 minutes for me to finish pissing if that helps. 8-P

    5. Re:2 observations by ckedge · · Score: 2

      Holy sh*t.

      That's HALF the amount of blood in your entire body!!!

      That means you drink one of these, and your body is forced to first absorb all that liquid and massively dilute your blood, and at the same time try and excrete it quickly enough so that you don't, ummm, what?

      So, at what point does drinking too much water/liquid cause serious immediate health problems?

      I'm thinking it might be around the "drink half your blood volume in water" point.

    6. Re:2 observations by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      1. Can the human bladder even hold that much?

      I have a bladder the size of a pee (pea).

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    7. Re:2 observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This applies to geeks everywhere!
      I just had an image of the comic store guy from the Simpsons Waddling down the sidewalk holding one of these...

      Incidentally, does anyone know his name?

    8. Re:2 observations by Exedore · · Score: 3, Informative

      A few points:

      1. Can the human bladder even hold that much? I don't know. I'm sure it stretches a bit, and there's probably a variance from person to person. But it doesn't matter because it doesn't go straight to your bladder, you goof. You see, you have this thing called a digestive tract. Anything you swallow generally goes there first. Nutrients (not that Coke contains much of these) and liquids are extracted and absorbed into your bloodstream. Blood passes through the kidneys and excess water (among other things) is filtered out. Then it goes to your bladder. So the real question should be Can the human digestive tract hold 5 pints, and the answer is probably Yes.
      2. As other posters have already pointed out, the average human body contains about 5 quarts of blood. If you only have 5 pints a trip to the emergency room is probably in order
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    9. Re:2 observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His name is Comic Book Guy.

      Yes, really.

    10. Re:2 observations by PD · · Score: 2

      It's not such a big deal, because the kidneys are very efficient. They get the excess out of the blood and into the bladder very quickly. An 80 oz. drink will make you pee like a racehorce.

      Also, even if there's more water, there's no reduction in red blood cells. The blood can carry just as much oxygen. The difference in work that the heart has to do is probably much less than the extra effort it would make on a good walk. But that doesn't last long, since the kidneys are efficient.

      You do have to worry about excess fluid eventually diluting electrolytes that nerve signals rely on. If you dilute them too much, the resistance goes up, and no more signals! Serious control problems.

    11. Re:2 observations by JonWan · · Score: 1

      1. As other posters have already pointed out, the average human body contains about 5 quarts of blood. If you only have 5 pints a trip to the emergency room is probably in order

      Nah... more like a trip to the morgue.

    12. Re:2 observations by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      Exactly as the other reply says...

      what you need lots of when drinking very large amounts of water is salt.

      when I was trekking through the jungles in borneo the tribe guide that we had brouhgt little packets of salt along with us on our trekks - this he gave to us when we were very hot and tired and had stopped to drink lots of water.

      the reason we felt so "de-hydrated" was really that we were "se-salinated" and ate the litttle packets of salt to replenish our systems in addition to the water.

      after about a week of this - we found that on long trekks we were drinking a lot less water than we were used to under normal conditions, as we were drinking the right ratio of salt to water thereby keeping our systems in balance in the hot sweat inducing climate.

    13. Re:2 observations by Aceticon · · Score: 2
      Yes - a person can kill himself by drinking too much water. Here's a link to the relevant portion of the Suicide FAQ

      (Yep - i'm old enough to remember the "good old days" of Usenet with strange groups and strange FAQs. Now, where did i put my cane?)

    14. Re:2 observations by Matimus · · Score: 1
      Yeah. I know of a guy, a body builder, who drinks 2 gallons of water daily, that is 16 pints. What I have always wondered is if it is possible to saturate yourself such that there is a constant stream of water flowing through your body. In other words, you will keep peeing untill you stop drinking (of course there will be a delay).

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    15. Re:2 observations by thedarkstorm · · Score: 1

      I can answer #1. No, human bladder cannot hold that much although it doesn't matter. Stomach can hold that much, and will only push out to the bladder as needed. Although you'd prolly have to pee 3 or 4 times :)

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    16. Re:2 observations by P-Nuts · · Score: 1

      Five pints - I've drunk that much in bber before going to the loo. Usually I need to break the seal after four though...

      I presume that the bladder isn't ever holding it all, but that a lot is just sitting in the stomach awaiting processing.

    17. Re:2 observations by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I concur with this...

      After reading about the Army candidate who accidently killed herself with water intoxication, I spent a few long days in the hot sun. After drinking a good 60 oz of fluid, I felt pretty lightheaded. Mixed some salt into 16 oz of water (unknown, maybe a teaspoon of salt), felt better in 5 minutes.

      I also realize it my simply be a placebo affect...

    18. Re:2 observations by spork_karma · · Score: 2, Funny

      Five pints of water would be fine and dandy, but with five pints of Coke you've got over half a pound of sugar and 933 Calories. Hope you're getting it lots of veggies with your super-ultra-whopper-double gulp.

    19. Re:2 observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha the only vegitables i eat are french fries. Those do count right?

    20. Re:2 observations by YellowSnow · · Score: 1

      I have managed to piss 1.25 litres, I was in some pain and curious, and the empty measuring cylinder for photochemicals were sitting by the bath, bathroom was a sometimes darkroom.

    21. Re:2 observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd always heard that the human body holds 6 PINTS of blood. Until I hear otherwise I'm going to carry on thinking you're all fools.

    22. Re:2 observations by Banjonardo · · Score: 1
      Yes - a person can kill himself by drinking too much water

      Something my grandpa always says: too much of a good thing is always bad. Even water. Have you heard of drowning?

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    23. Re:2 observations by CvD · · Score: 1

      Geez, talk about confusing measurements... You people don't know how many quarts are in a pint? Or how many pints in a gallon? Or quarts to gallon? Or oz. to a gallon? You actually have to look it up somewhere? I'm just glad here in Europe we use the bloody logical metric system.

      I actually did a little 'study' a while back when I was in the US. I asked a bunch of people how many feet there were in a mile. That doesn't sound like it's too hard. I mean, after feet, mile is the next larger measurement, right? (oh, a yard figures in there somewhere too, doesn' it?) Well, a lot of people that I asked had no idea! What's up with that?</rant mode>

    24. Re:2 observations by Aceticon · · Score: 2

      This one is about drinking too much water. One can actually kill himself by drinking too much water - no need to put any in your lungs.

  4. Drinking is good for you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need water to stay alive

    1. Re:Drinking is good for you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but only drinking water is good for you. Soda, Coffee, Juice (unless it is fresh squeezed), gatorade, and energy drinks all have downsides whereas good clean pure water has none (except having to pee alot).

    2. Re:Drinking is good for you. by martyn+s · · Score: 3, Informative

      Drinking too much water can cause hyponatremia (too little sodium in your blood), which can make all your cells in your body swell up, including your brain cells, which would then cause brain damage. This is a fact.

  5. Dixie cups by dattaway · · Score: 2

    Even the size of Dixie cups are getting bigger at 9oz. These are the famous paper cups in the dispenser that save dishes from piling up in the sink.

    1. Re:Dixie cups by xiaix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And instead contribute to the paper in landfills. At least its paper and not styrofoam...

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    2. Re:Dixie cups by ImaLamer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      the famous paper cups in the dispenser that save dishes from piling up in the sink.

      Funny, I just re-use dishes to keep the sink from over-flowing.

    3. Re:Dixie cups by flikx · · Score: 2
      Funny, I just re-use dishes to keep the sink from over-flowing.

      Shouldn't you wash those nasty sink-dishes before reusing them?

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    4. Re:Dixie cups by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      Nah... just a rinse.

    5. Re:Dixie cups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I just use the same three dishes over and over again. I even wash them occasionally.

    6. Re:Dixie cups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >And instead contribute to the paper in landfills

      Not if you burn it first.

  6. 44-ounce Super Big Gulp cups?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I'd say someone must be taking the piss.

  7. Addiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Subject says it all.

  8. Customer demand by oradata · · Score: 1

    The manufacturers wouldn't make them if people didn't want them. I hear the word 'grande' more often at a starbucks than I do a 'short'. Supply and Demand

    1. Re:Customer demand by Zone5 · · Score: 1

      Grande? They come that small? I never order anything but a Venti, myself.

      But then, I have issues since I hate coffee and yet I go to Starbucks religiously - for the Chai tea.

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    2. Re:Customer demand by coryboehne · · Score: 1

      Of course I never order tall or grande, at starbucks alone I indulge in the venti. :)

    3. Re:Customer demand by mbogosian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The manufacturers wouldn't make them if people didn't want them.

      Do you really know what you want? Ever heard the phrase "something I didn't know existed, but now can't live without?"

      What about the old adage about the two shoe salesmen that go to Etheopia. The first calls back to the home office and says, "no one wears shoes here, there's no market," and packs up to go home. The second calls the home office and says, "no one wears shoes here, we can dominate the market, send all available supply."

      The marketers make people want their products (yes, this includes you). Next time you're thinking of buying something on impulse, ask yourself why, and dig deep to find and answer. You may be surprised....

    4. Re:Customer demand by jesseward · · Score: 1

      Coffee = crack

      in my small hometown between 8am-930am there would be a traffic jam downtown due to the amount of addicts waiting in the drive through line to get a cup of coffee at Tim Horton's.. every morning without fail..

      it would drive me nuts as I'm not a coffee drinker , but as I car pooled with an addict. As we had to sit in this line , and constantly be late for work every morning... I think in the future you will start seeing dime and nickel bags sold of coffee grinds for people to inject.

    5. Re:Customer demand by jazman_777 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Of course I never order tall or grande, at starbucks alone I indulge in the venti. :)

      I ran "venti" through Babelfish, and it means "for the corpulent American".

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    6. Re:Customer demand by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      And Chai of course means....Tea.

    7. Re:Customer demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well maybe that explains why the chai at starbucks sucks so much. It's weak, lacks flavor and body.
      Get a thermos and make it yourself from good ingrediants.

  9. Um, what? by nickgrieve · · Score: 2, Funny

    What are we suposed to talk about guys?

    Um yeah, cups a getting bigger. Wow.

    er...

    1, Make big cups
    2, ???
    3, Profit!!

    1. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations fuckwit, you have used the tired, overused foo->???->profit "joke". Not only are you totally lame and unoriginal, but you may also notice it isn't even really appropriate here. Now that's REALLY lame.

    2. Re:Um, what? by The+Turd+Report · · Score: 1

      Actually, they will have an increase in profit. The fountain drinks only cost a couple of cents to make. Adding some extra ounces won't increase that cost. But, they will charge you considerably more for the bigger cup.

    3. Re:Um, what? by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      If you read the article, it was about cup sizes getting bigger. You know, breat implants.

      You read the article, right? No, me nethier.

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    4. Re:Um, what? by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Way to generate free Karma,

      make an ordered list, 1..3

      1. Repeat the Content of the Article
      2. Place 3 Question Marks here, not 1 but 3
      3. Put the word "Profit" with and exclaimation point

      This is guaranteed free karma without any needing any wit or cleverness in your post.

    5. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, let me see if I can apply this in practice:

      1. Make snide, obvious, cynical, self-congratulatory comment.
      2. ???
      3. Profit!

      Did I get that about right, jerkwad?

    6. Re:Um, what? by Maran · · Score: 2

      So...

      1) Use this method.
      2) ???
      3) Karma!

      Sorry, couldn't resist. It is getting a bit OTT, though, isn't it... Kind of like beowulf cluster comments.

      Maran

  10. Re:80 ounces of Jolt! by sbillard · · Score: 0

    Settle down Beavis!

    Bitchslap!
  11. There's no need for 8 oz cups... by Tall+Rob+Mc · · Score: 1

    A beer is 12 ounces.

    1. Re:There's no need for 8 oz cups... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are 8 oz bottles of beer now. WTF?

    2. Re:There's no need for 8 oz cups... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      12 ounces? A real drink is 40 ounces. Olde E, baby, Olde E....

    3. Re:There's no need for 8 oz cups... by Drizzten · · Score: 1

      Mmm...five pints of Bass Pale Ale is one pint too short! Keep'em coming!

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    4. Re:There's no need for 8 oz cups... by bashibazouk · · Score: 1

      A wuss beer maybe. Give me a pint! Imperial preferably...

    5. Re:There's no need for 8 oz cups... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's OE... show some respect.

      In formal occasions it is referred to as Olde English 800.

      No exceptions.

    6. Re:There's no need for 8 oz cups... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My apologies, if you'll accept them. The problem is I wanted to put MD 20/20, but I couldn't remember how much is in a bottle.

  12. Supersize is in. by hex1848 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Every fast food restaurant from Wendy's to McDonalds has been increasing the size of there portions based on demand. Fatty and sugary foods taste better so we are ticked into wanting more to eat. The same thing goes for soft drinks, drink an 80 oz coke everyday and see how long it takes before you are shooting up insulin twice a day.

    1. Re:Supersize is in. by JonWan · · Score: 1

      Well not exactly...

    2. Re:Supersize is in. by Mt._Honkey · · Score: 3, Informative

      I worked at a movie theater (GKC) back in high school. We had the child size, small, medium, and large (14, 20, 32, and 44oz). The large was nearly big enough to break your foot if you dropped it. Anyway, we offered free refills, and even though the large is a maddening 44oz, we had people come back for 1, 2, even 3 refills. And no, it wasn't a family sharing the drink, one person (and no they weren't carrying a jug that they poured it in). Some people (they're not all fat either) actualy do drink that much in a 2 hour movie.

      Seems to me that that would make your head explode.

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    3. Re:Supersize is in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      80oz?

      Jesus, that's nothing. I drink at least two two litre sodas a day. I guess that's about 134oz a day.

    4. Re:Supersize is in. by Galvatron · · Score: 2

      And shrinking their napkins. It's true, there was an article in the WSJ about 6 months ago about it. Napkin size is one thing that fast food places are cutting because of the poor economy. In fact, sometimes they overstuff the dispenser so people can't get the napkins out! Pretty bizarre...

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    5. Re:Supersize is in. by Dopefish_1 · · Score: 1

      As I'm replying to this, I'm staring at the 44oz cup of Dr. Pepper I picked up on the way to work. I've had the cup for probably 5 years or so now, because a local gas station (Phillips 66) sells refills for $0.62, including tax. I first bought the cup back in high school, when I was running cross country and tended to drink a lot after practice on a hot day.

      For a short time, they also sold 66oz cups for the same initial price as the 44oz, but they wouldn't let you get refills on them.

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    6. Re:Supersize is in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not Taco Bell. Taco Bell just introduces that Fiesta Fry thing and with that new product all drinks on thier combo meals where quietly reduced to medium (from large) they also raised the cost of a combo meal but made up for that by giving you the option of frys(mexican food and fries souds a bit too odd for me) or a nacho supream. So I guess it's less sugar and more fat. Sounds a bit loose loose to me :P But at least there is one company going the opposit direction (sort of)

    7. Re:Supersize is in. by Mt._Honkey · · Score: 1

      No, I'm talking about paper cold drink cups that people would refill the same day.

      It's definetly worth it to do what you do. GKC offered that a few years ago with plastic 32oz cups, and we still have people bringing those back in.

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    8. Re:Supersize is in. by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      When places overstuff their napkin dispenser, I am just forced to reach in around the side and rip a whole bunch of them out.

      Usually more than I would have taken otherwise. If you can document the point about the businesses doing it to save money, I'll start feeling better about trashing the napkin dispenser. Probably I'll do it more often. (I'd like one napkin from each dispenser, thankyou, it's just a thing I have....)

    9. Re:Supersize is in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, not quit. There is brutal competition in the fast food industry. With farm subsidies, commodities (beef, flower, other ingriedients) are at an all time low. Thus the "Supersize"... read Fast Food Nation for a thorough explanation

    10. Re:Supersize is in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I could just make a web page saying it's true.

    11. Re:Supersize is in. by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      Sadly, the WSJ archive is for subscribers only, and mine has lapsed, so even if you subscribed, I can't provide the link. I'm sure it's in there, though.

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    12. Re:Supersize is in. by mydocuments · · Score: 1

      has been increasing the size of there portions based on demand

      This is where I disagree. Demand has nothing to do with it. I'm from Norway. People here are no less thirsty than people anywhere else, and we have been going with fairly small drinks (by US standards, anyway) for a long time. Recently, the local Burger King started pushing .8 litres of pop, which is for every pratical use an oversized drink. In my opinion, there are two reasons for the increasing size of drinks sold:

      1. Short term profit for the vendor: The shop makes more money as ingredients for a litre of pop is virtually free. But the petty cash you pay extra for the much larger drink seems like a good deal.
      2. The Fast Food Chain Conspiracy: People become fat by consuming a lot. Fatter people consume more. Make fat people, and thus heavy-spending customers, by feeding them larger quantities.

      The moral is: Fight back! Go for the small drink. You don't need the big one, even if it's volume-wise relatively cheaper.

  13. OK... by m3573 · · Score: 1

    So even cups got bloated.

    1. Re:OK... by Rydian · · Score: 2, Funny

      Next thing you know, they will be able to handle e-mail.

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    2. Re:OK... by Analog+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Great. I can't wait until I finish my Lipton and see an ad for herbal Viagra in the bottom of the cup.

  14. This is better than the opposite... by proxima · · Score: 2

    Having larger coffee cup sizes is better than a trend of smaller sizes. As long as the price per volume remains about the same (accounting for inflation), there's nothing to complain about. Besides, this sort of thing is determined largely by economics - the smaller cups must not have been selling as well.

    Of course, one could argue that the coffee shops are forcing people to buy more coffee than they want, but I think there is enough competition so that if people really wanted a small cup, they'd get it (even from Starbucks, which just doesn't advertise it).

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    1. Re:This is better than the opposite... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Besides, this sort of thing is determined largely by economics - the smaller cups must not have been selling as well.
      Economics, yes, demand, no. Starbucks saw that they could make more profit on large sizes. They control enough of the market to make competion a moot point. It's the typical distortion of the free market seen when one supplier (or one buyer) becomes too influential.
      but I think there is enough competition so that if people really wanted a small cup, they'd get it
      Uh, no. I really would like to be able to buy a small, old-school, 8 ounce soda. I can't.
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    2. Re:This is better than the opposite... by bmetzler · · Score: 2
      Having larger coffee cup sizes is better than a trend of smaller sizes. As long as the price per volume remains about the same (accounting for inflation), there's nothing to complain about. Besides, this sort of thing is determined largely by economics - the smaller cups must not have been selling as well.

      I'll drink to that. At the local convenience store I can buy a 20 oz bottle of coke for $1.17. Or I can fill up a 64oz glass of coke for only $0.74. What do you think I'm going to do? Even if I only want 25oz, I'm still way ahead. I could sip on it for most of the day. And the fountain also has Energy Drinks for even better drinking choices. Whee!

      -Brent

    3. Re:This is better than the opposite... by SerpentMage · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but the question is, is this real coffee? When I drink things like a lattee from Star Bucks or whatever else it tastes like coffee flavoured milk or muddy water. I drink double Espresso's at a time and if I were to have large volumes of that I would be bouncing off the walls.

      Having said that though, Star Buck's double espresso's are not bad. Only in Canada do Star Buck espresso's suck. What sucks is that some Star Bucks do not have espresso cups and hence use regular cups. It looks so sad to have so little coffee in such a large cup. I keep asking the people if that is a double espresso. And they say, as sad as it looks,yupe....

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    4. Re:This is better than the opposite... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      Having said that though, Star Buck's double espresso's are not bad. Only in Canada do Star Buck espresso's suck.

      That's interesting - do you know why the Canada espresso is different? (I'm actually seriously asking here :-)

      I've tried Starbucks espresso in at least 4 different countries around the world (business traveling) _except_ for Canada, and was impressed at how the espresso tasted _exactly_ the same as my local Starbucks in Portland, Oregon.

    5. Re:This is better than the opposite... by SerpentMage · · Score: 2

      I have no idea why Star Bucks Espresso in Canada tastes worse. I am guessing they use a sub-standard coffee. It has a bitter rough cut. You know when they take a sub-grade bean that is either bad or burnt too long.

      But overall Star Bucks impressed me at their double espresso's. One time while at a conference in San Jose I had three double espresso's in a row. I just felt like it and they were good, especially with muffins. Needless to say I was bouncing off the wall on hyper drive.

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  15. No sense of proportion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do I need an 80 oz soda when I only have a 32 oz bladder?!

  16. I wish.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That they made those plastic cups from the gas station big enough to hold more than three beers. It is a pain in the ass to have to pull three fresh beers out of the 12 pack I have hidden under a spare shirt - I almost wrecked doing that yesterday. If I didn't have to reload my cup, I'd be a lot better off.

  17. Poor Sweatheart Cup Co syadmin... by xtermz · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....Guy took a job at a simple little manufacturing company, hoping for a stress free position, and then out of nowhere... his web servers get slashdotted....

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    1. Re:Poor Sweatheart Cup Co syadmin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, they didn't get slashdotted at all - maybe they supersized their server ...

    2. Re:Poor Sweatheart Cup Co syadmin... by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      Great comments like yours are why I DON'T read /. while drinking anything. Thanks.

    3. Re:Poor Sweatheart Cup Co syadmin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wha? Huh? A real sysadmin knows there is no such thing as a stress free admin job. It just doesn't exist, so you learn to stop thinking about it after a while.

    4. Re:Poor Sweatheart Cup Co syadmin... by epsalon · · Score: 1

      Actually, with a domain like sweetheart.com, I guess they have enough problems anyway...

  18. How much do we need to drink? by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 2

    It's about time companies catered to the programming crowd and provided cups that adequately provide for our caffeinated needs. Whoever is complaining about this obviously has never had an all-night programming session with a deadline the next day, bladder be damned.

    1. Re:How much do we need to drink? by geogeek6_7 · · Score: 1

      I would definitely second the programming needs argument. Even the very act of getting up to go to the bathroom prevents one from falling asleep.

      I donno about you, but I always program until I feel like I am about to explode, at which point I go bolting to the bathroom. Gets some funny looks, if people are still around or awake...

      ~geogeek

    2. Re:How much do we need to drink? by coryboehne · · Score: 1

      But at that size, hot drinks are cold when you finally finish them, and cold drinks are warm... Unless of course you employ a beer bong stratedgy.

    3. Re:How much do we need to drink? by mpe · · Score: 2

      But at that size, hot drinks are cold when you finally finish them, and cold drinks are warm...

      Or possibly the cold drink ends up highly dilute if it started with ice in.

  19. Economics of scale by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2
    It costs about $.05 for syrup for a 12oz cup of coke for the syrup. Equiptment costs remain the same. You use a little more water, a little more Co2, and the cup might be a little more expensive.

    So why not sell the 44oz for twice the cost of a 10oz? It is just more money in the pocket of the store.

    1. Re:Economics of scale by jaredbpd · · Score: 1

      Portable Soda Fountain machines are the KEY to a successful concession stand. For a minimal investment, you earn a maximum output.

    2. Re:Economics of scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just raise the price of a 10oz a bit to make a bit more money? It's fostering unhealthy behaviours to have everyone drinking more crap just because it's a better profit margin for the store.

    3. Re:Economics of scale by RollingThunder · · Score: 2

      Just because you have the drink, does not mean you MUST consume it. Feel free to dispose of the excess once you are no longer thirsty.

      For futher reference, google for "self control" and "restraint". Unfamiliar words these days, I know.

    4. Re:Economics of scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For further reference, google for "starving children" and "wasted resources".

  20. Continent of FatAsses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering that half of the goddamn north american continent is as fat-assed as it is, its no small wonder.. Any self respecting fatso can gulp down 5 pints of freezing liquid without blinking..

  21. Well... by Fugly · · Score: 1

    Deignan says the company is considering producing an 80-ounce cold drink cup - that's 5 pints, folks. Christ, how much do these companies think people need to drink, anyway?"

    Actually, I lived in Phoenix for two and a half years. Try commuting 45 minutes a day in a 1970 volkswagon beetle with black vinyl interior in 120 degrees and 0% humidity. You can't even imagine how much water you lose. I would suck down big gulps like nothing.

    Of course, here in the midwest, I can't imagine finishing 5 pints of anything other than beer.

    1. Re:Well... by sphealey · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Actually, I lived in Phoenix for two and a half years. Try commuting 45 minutes a day in a 1970 volkswagon beetle with black vinyl interior in 120 degrees and 0% humidity. You can't even imagine how much water you lose. I would suck down big gulps like nothing.

      Of course, here in the midwest, I can't imagine finishing 5 pints of anything other than beer.

      (1) Caffine is a diuretic, so the faster a person drinks Big Gulps of cola, the faster he loses water from his body.

      (2) Here in St. Louis, we had 6 weeks of temperatures in the 95 deg.F - 101 deg.F range with the typical St. Louis 90% humidity. None of your wimpy Phoenix "dry heat" here - 32 days straight of heat stress warnings with heat indexes in the 110 - 120 range. Take that ;-).

      sPh

    2. Re:Well... by jmitchel!jmitchel.co · · Score: 1

      I've been making routine 300 mile trips between my house and Chicago with no AC, in 90-95 degree heat. On the last trip I drank between 2 and 3 gallons of water/pepsi. Even so, I had no need to piss for most of the way. I would be trilled to have at least one 80oz drink with me, and might well carry two or three on a hot day.

    3. Re:Well... by Fugly · · Score: 1

      (1) Pink lemonade doesn't have caffiene, or at least didn't the last time I checked. ;)

      (2) Yeah, the dry heat does make it feel cooler, 120 only feels like 110 would here. Plus, I'm pretty sure the dry heat dehydrates you quicker... Sweat evaportaes pretty damned fast out there.

    4. Re:Well... by alouts · · Score: 2
      It's true that caffeine is a diuretic, but the amount of caffeine in a soft drink is not large enough to make the whole thing a net negative to your body fluids.

      It does mean that soda is not ideal for replenishing fluids, since you'll lose some portion of what you consume, but you won't get dehydrated just by drinking too much coke.

    5. Re:Well... by RollingThunder · · Score: 2

      Caffeine is a diruetic, yes, but with limited efficacy. You get diminishing returns on kidney "acceleration" (for want of a better word) as more caffeine is consumed.

      Basically, if you're supposed to have 8 units of water in a day, 12 units of coffee (or cola) will perform the same purpose - only 4 units are "lost" to the diuretic effect. And no, that's not scientific, it's recollection. :)

    6. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Only 22.5 minutes each way for the commute? I wish! (He types, while balancing the laptop on his knee on the Ventura Freeway, halway between White Oak and Reseda Blvd.)

      I just want to know where this notion came from that you can't even take a ten minute drive to the store without bringing a bottle of water with you. Is this only a California thing? You see secretaries walking down the street during lunch hour carrying those stupid Evian bottles, or whatever the brand-of-the-month is. What, are they going to die of thirst before they can manage to get back to the office?

  22. Supersize Asses by stealie72 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Meanwhile, the 8 ounce asscheek has been upgraded to the 24 ounce asscheek.

    There will be trickle down from larger pants to larger chairs to larger coffins.

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    1. Re:Supersize Asses by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      That, my friend, is the funniest post so far...

      As Homer would say, "It's funny 'cause it's true!".

      It's also sad, at the same time.

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    2. Re:Supersize Asses by Christianfreak · · Score: 4, Funny

      How unpatriotic can you be? Sarcasm at these patriotic Americans! The 80 ounce drinks mean more pants, and more chairs and more coffins! That my friend means more jobs ... communist!

    3. Re:Supersize Asses by NeMon'ess · · Score: 3, Funny

      That would be a blessing and curse for fit people like myself. Pants will become more expensive because the largest sizes will use more material, but the price is set for all sizes. Given enough complaints, perhaps airline seats in coach will finally become wider, good for me, but that means there are fewer seats per plane, so prices go up per seat. At least fuel costs won't go up or down because the weight of the fat fucks in the seats counterballance the reduction of seats. Coffin prices will go up unless a new extra-wide coffin size is made. Cremation prices will go up unless the price is by the pound. So the fattening of America is mostly a curse for me, damn fat fucks. How many Denis Leary fans who are also fat fucks are reading this?

  23. Being a breast man, by vegetablespork · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm in favor of the steady increase in cup sizes. I suppose this trend can benefit the ladies, too, since guys also wear cups.

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    1. Re:Being a breast man, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might bewhat's in the cup that matters.

    2. Re:Being a breast man, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't plan on spork's post being modded up. The astute reader will note that the previous link isn't safe for viewing at work.

    3. Re:Being a breast man, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's that? A man with breasts? Buddy, you need the Manzier®.

    4. Re:Being a breast man, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you're older, you'll understand.

    5. Re:Being a breast man, by Skraggy · · Score: 1

      Depends on where you works :):):)

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  24. Rant & Rave by coryboehne · · Score: 1

    I think this is a prime example of why so many americans are extemely fat, and there can be no doubt that it also raises your chances of diabetes, tooth decay etc. But what I think pisses me off more than most anything else that will be discussed here is taco bell's new "We don't serve fountain water anymore" so now instead of paying nothing or maybe 10c for water I have to buy the damned bottled water. I don't think they understand that most people don't really LIKE taco bell food, they just eat there because it's so damn cheap. Ok, now I feel better.... Sorry... :)

    1. Re:Rant & Rave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think they would change anything if they *DID* understand nobody likes their food?

      Personally, I think not - they have a workable business play (sell crap to people too cheap to eat better), and they're sticking to it. It's the freaking American dream, man!

    2. Re:Rant & Rave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Search for research on the web concerning the tooth decy. As I recall there was a group who did some trials in the 80's concerning replacing normal mouth fauna with a non-tooth decaying substitute. They were met apparently with wild success and the new "infection" wasn't communicable. I didn't hear how the study finished but as I recall we were some 15-20 years into it with no ill effects. Maybe ask your dentist about such a treatment.

  25. Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I personally drink right out of my 67.6 fl. oz. bottle of caffeinated goodness... Which is a "small" for me; I would really prefer those huge tanks of soda that only restaurants are privilaged enough to have...

    Or my own personal delivery tanker...

    Or my own personal soda-producing factory...

    Oh, grr! How about everyone just sends me all their caffeine? That would work...

  26. Golden Age of Cups? by tps12 · · Score: 0, Troll

    So I can finally get that solid gold cup I was eyeing at the sports store. I shall be the man of the hour in the locker room.

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  27. Esdger Dijkstra, computer pioneer is DEAD ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read just some sad news on the internet.
    It seems that Dijkstra, infamous computer pioneer is dead.
    I'm sure the whole slashdot crowd will miss him.
    Even if just don't like stacks, there is no denying that the goto statement is considered harmful.

  28. 5 Pint cup. by PMadavi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think it might have to do very much with the illusion of value. People see how cheap it is for such a large quantity, and go for it without thinking about how much they actually want. Take also into account that what used to be a large drink is now a medium (etc), so you order what you've always order, but suddenly, you're getting more.

    Take for example, 7-11. I'm sure the bulk soda that 7-11 receives is cheap enough that they can sell as much for as cheap as they like. The idea is to move the product as quickly as possible. Is anybody really going to drink 5 pints of soda, probably not. Definitely not without having some kind of heart attack. However, they might drink three pints. Which makes 2 extra pints that 7-11 sold that it otherwise wouldn't have, because they sold it cheap. Same with coffee, french fries, whatever. The more you sell, the more you cash in.

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  29. it's because we Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    think bigger is better. That's why we're such fat asses driving cars with a worse mpg than 10 years ago. Luckily, we employ pharmas to give us pills and injections that extend our lives despite ourselves. It's sort of like the episode of the Simpsons where Mr. Burns has it explained to him that he basically has every disease and it has worked out where they all manage to block each other from killing him. Americans can't stop ourselves from consuming everything we see but luckily it seems to be working out okay.

  30. 8 oz a good beer size... by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

    I know many of you would like to have 12, 16 or 22 oz bottles of beer but a nice 8 oz cup of draft is always good.

    You drink it fast and it goes down like it's nothing. Smaller cups also mean that you are getting a re-fill more often and keeping your beer cold and fresh.

    Now every now and then a good ol' 64 oz jug is nice but a handful of 8 oz'rs at a summer festival beats all the rest.

    1. Re:8 oz a good beer size... by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Walters Beer, which is brewed in Wisconsin, used to sell their beer in two sizes of returnable bottles. They might still to this day.

      They sold it in 7 ounce 'pony' bottles, and in quart bottles.

      The quart bottles were labelled 'Family Size.'

    2. Re:8 oz a good beer size... by Alec+Varezz · · Score: 0

      Do they sell 80oz beers? I have seen 40oz bottles.

  31. Is this just America? by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In Japan, at least, the largest drink size you can get at a fast food restraunt like McDonalds is smaller than the "courtesy cup" that they give people who order water in America. Several of my friends and myself got strange looks and comments from host families when buying 1 liter drink bottles for ourselves. I remember one guy was asked by his host family if he had a party of something when he threw away the empty bottle at home. In talking with a few of my foreign friends after I returned, I've been led to believe that America is the "Land of the Super-Sized Drinks."

    Can anyone from another country or who's traveled abroad comment on this trend? Is oversized drinks just an American thing?

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    1. Re:Is this just America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    2. Re:Is this just America? by NMerriam · · Score: 3, Funny

      We almost died on a recent trip -- the value meals came with 300ml drinks. That's the size of cup you'd get for a small orange juice in the states. it definitely is an american thing -- none of us could even ration out the liquid to cover the whole meal and we wound up going back for second drinks.

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    3. Re:Is this just America? by Chicane-UK · · Score: 2

      I haven't personally travelled to the USA (it is something I have wanted to do for a long time) but I recently talked about this with a friend who visited Orlando on vacation. BTW - As you may have guessed from my username, I am from the UK.

      He said we have nothing to compare sizes in our drinks, to what you have over in the States.. this was made even more obvious when a friend recently returned from visiting his brother in Missouri - he bought some plastic cups whilst he was over there that could pretty much hold an entire litre of drink - I have never seen anything like that over here. I guess Americans just drink (and pee) more.

      Not trying to get insulting (its not intended to be) but the same seems to be true of food. The 'Orlando' guy said he went for a meal at a steak house on his holiday.. after he ordered some huge steak, the waitress gave him a plate and said he was welcome to eat some food from the buffet whilst he waited, as it was included in the price. Over here in the UK, that would normally mean some salad or pasta perhaps.. so he was pretty surprised to discover that the buffer in fact consisted of Steaks, Chicken and all that kind of stuff.. basically an entire meal in itself. Like I say, we don't really have anything like that over here.

      Anyway.. enough talk of food :)

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    4. Re:Is this just America? by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      Can't comment on the American idea of supersized drinks, but had an observation:

      Aren't humans supposed to drink ~2 gallons of water per day? How many dixie cups does that take? I imagine your urine would be almost as dilute as that of a cat. (No, Americans are no better. The soft drinks we imbibe won't help set a reasonable osmotic balance in the system. That's why it should be water)

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    5. Re:Is this just America? by Azog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well... I think it depends on the drink as much as the culture or country.

      For example, in my one experience in a Munich beergarden, I found that Coke came only in small glasses.

      Beer, on the other hand, could be ordered in a few sizes, including "large", "very large", and "2 litre, two-hands-required-to-lift the 20-pounds-of-glass-and beer" size.

      That was a good size.

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    6. Re:Is this just America? by Royster · · Score: 2
      Not when it comes to beer. The standard serving of beer in the UK is the pint, the Imperial pint, not the dinky 12 ozers we get here.

      Oh, and the beer is better, too.

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    7. Re:Is this just America? by VertigoAce · · Score: 1

      In China they sell the same 20oz (or something close to that, but in metric units) bottles of Coke. In fact, the bottles of beer that they serve resemble slightly smaller than usual wine bottles. Costa Rica sells 12oz bottles (the glass ones that you are likely to only see in museums in the States) and 600mL plastic bottles. I've been to other places and they're along the same lines, but I haven't seen the huge drinks like the one's 7-11 and others sell.

    8. Re:Is this just America? by rthille · · Score: 1

      yeah, but in Japan you can buy 2 liter cans of beer on the street in vending machines.

      So, tell me who's wierder again? :-)

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    9. Re:Is this just America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird.

      I commonly buy 1.5l bottles of pop, and I know that a lot of geeks in finland routinely empty 1.5l of coke a day. I had no problems continuing this habit in israel, for example, or any of the mediterraean holiday places I've been in.

    10. Re:Is this just America? by vanza · · Score: 2

      Here in Brazil the "regular size" meals in fast foods come with 500ml drinks (about 16.9oz according to my HP). But the bigger size you can get your drink is 700ml (23.7oz), and not every place serves that size. "Small" is generally 300ml (~10oz). In Europe, "regular size" meant 400ml drinks when I was there last May, while small was 250ml. In Japan I can't say because it's been a while since I last was there, but it should be even smaller. In USA I always get a cup a little too big for my thirst when I order something to drink... unless it's beer (everywhere people prefer the 300-350ml bottles, while in Brazil the 600ml bottles are much more common).

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    11. Re:Is this just America? by agutier · · Score: 1

      Two years ago, I was in Rio for the new year where I ordered a T-Bone steak at a restaurant on the beach. It came late so they gave me an extra fillet mignon. I was amazed at how much food, beef no less, was placed before me. A table full of German tourists started at me in horror. I'd never been abroad and had such bounty in a restaurant. Certianly not in Europe/UK. Excellent steak, too.

    12. Re:Is this just America? by ScoLgo · · Score: 1

      He said we have nothing to compare sizes in our drinks, to what you have over in the States..

      Actually, a pint of Guiness is the same size here in the US as it is in the UK. And yes, I do have first-hand experience. ;-]

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    13. Re:Is this just America? by PineGreen · · Score: 2

      Well, it is good to drink, but espresso is essentially an italian drink and in italy even 8 ounces is a big drink --- the entire point of real espresso is that it is literally tens or so drops of cofee.
      I am living in Cambridge (uk, it's already quite bad here) now and I got used to supervise people in coffe shops when they are making my macchiato... It works, but you really need to stand behind them and poke them at the right moment...

    14. Re:Is this just America? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 2

      Sounds like he went to Sizzler. Sizzler's trying to revamp their image into a higher-class steak house that doesn't fit the whole buffet thing, which what people mostly come in for. Basically, if you're going to Sizzler, get the buffet and don't bother with the stuff on the menu.

      As for drinks, 20oz (590ml) is pretty much the default you get with a "meal" in a fast food place. Then super-sizing will get you 32oz (nearly a liter), and you can usually get 44oz (1.3L) or even 64oz (1.89L) depending on the place. If you order a soda in a normal sit-down restaurant, you'll get a 12-20oz glass and refills as often as you can flag someone down, so during a meal you might end up refilling a couple times and getting a good deal of soda.

    15. Re:Is this just America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can anyone from another country or who's traveled abroad comment on this trend? Is oversized drinks just an American thing?

      I've been living in the US for 2 years, moving here from Down Under. Compared to Australia, all meal servings are bigger. For the first year I struggled to finish them.

      No wonder Americans are bigger. Not only fatter, but just plain bigger.

      The junk food arms race is pretty disgusting though. Just like the SUV arms race, and on it goes...

    16. Re:Is this just America? by mpe · · Score: 2

      He said we have nothing to compare sizes in our drinks, to what you have over in the States.. this was made even more obvious when a friend recently returned from visiting his brother in Missouri - he bought some plastic cups whilst he was over there that could pretty much hold an entire litre of drink - I have never seen anything like that over here. I guess Americans just drink (and pee) more.

      The 80oz cup is in excess of two litres. The 30 litre coke bottle must be a joke, most people couldn't even lift such a bottle. Even those who could would have trouble pouring it.

    17. Re:Is this just America? by curunir · · Score: 2

      IIRC, the formal US gov't recommendation is 8 cups, or 2 quarts / day.

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    18. Re:Is this just America? by Zimm · · Score: 1
      Not trying to get insulting (its not intended to be) but the same seems to be true of food. The 'Orlando' guy said he went for a meal at a steak house on his holiday.. after he ordered some huge steak, the waitress gave him a plate and said he was welcome to eat some food from the buffet whilst he waited, as it was included in the price. Over here in the UK, that would normally mean some salad or pasta perhaps.. so he was pretty surprised to discover that the buffer in fact consisted of Steaks, Chicken and all that kind of stuff.. basically an entire meal in itself. Like I say, we don't really have anything like that over here.

      Well you could very well get insulting, and it would be true. American drinks and meals aren't the only thing that's big and getting bigger. As an american I can say it's amazing how many americans are fat, this becomes real obvious when you travel the rest of the world. I came back from Europe, and the amount of fat people in the airport was real noticable. Most of the time I go out for food, I can hardly believe the quantities i'm served. I mean I could get 3 meals out of the serving sizes. I can only hope we don't export our terrible food habits to the rest of the world. Better yet we could import just about any other countries, and be better off.

    19. Re:Is this just America? by (startx) · · Score: 2

      yes, the 30Liter bottle was a joke. it was full of sarcasm, published in 1996, and on theonion.com!

    20. Re:Is this just America? by zoombat · · Score: 2

      Actually, the 8 8-oz glasses of water per day is a bunch of bunk. At least according to this article. And I believe it... because, they say, you can get water from lots of things, including watermelon (85% water), milk (84% water), even Coke (99% water). Kinda makes you wonder about all the other things the gov't recommends....

    21. Re:Is this just America? by crawling_chaos · · Score: 2
      Well, who want a smorgasbord of English cooking anyway??? (ducks)

      On the other hand, I'd take smorgasbord of the beer any time. The CAMRA folks deserve a Nobel Prize or something.

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    22. Re:Is this just America? by sklib · · Score: 1

      Somehow ppl in other parts of the world (than the USA) know how to eat dry food without drinking it down with water. I don't get it. I get a lump in my throat without healthy gulps of liquid of some kind.

      Besides, aren't you suppsoed to drink like 3 liters of water a day to be healthy? Or is that terrible damned lies?

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    23. Re:Is this just America? by broohaha · · Score: 1

      In my experience, it is largely an American thing. I've lived in the US for the past 12 years, but I grew up in a few other countries where the idea of a large [anything] was considered regular- or small-sized here. The drinks, meal portions, whatever. Not surprisingly, obesity is now considered an epidemic here.

      As a kid with a voracious appetite, that's what I loved about the States when we would visit for vacation. One vivid recollection is visiting Guam (a U.S. territory) while a teenager and eating at a Sizzler for the first time. To my pleasant surprise, the steaks were enormous! And cheap (compared to where I was living in Japan)! And there were free refills on soft drinks! What a concept!

    24. Re:Is this just America? by timeOday · · Score: 1

      It's a myth.

    25. Re:Is this just America? by Rotten168 · · Score: 1

      And there you have the reason why America is the fattest country on earth.

    26. Re:Is this just America? by TGK · · Score: 2

      Most of this comparison in size goes back to economics. For some figures on sugar production and pricing check out this report [PDF format] from the USDA

      The United States drinks a lot of soda for two reasons.

      1.) Sugar is CHEEP in this hemisphere. Most of the world's sugar is produced in South, Central, and North America. The entire sugar production of the EU, for example, is outstriped by Brazil.

      2.) The United States has a HUGE QUANTITY of money. We are the wealthiest nation on earth right now (but the EU will outstrip us soon... and political unity is closer than most people think). We can buy all that Western Hemisphere sugar with our huge cash reserves and save everyone a bundle on shipping.

      Soda is fundamentaly cheeper here. Especialy in quantity (remember, when you buy a can of soda most of the cost is going into the Al which makes up the can)... and that matters for resturants which don't have to worry so much about packing materials.

      The report mentioned above is dense and slow to load... but interesting nonetheless. I bet a karma whore could get a +5 interesting out of a decent world map of sugar production... I couldn't find one :-)

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    27. Re:Is this just America? by lordaych · · Score: 1

      It's actually supposed to be 2 liters/quarts per day, and as other posters have pointed out, this isn't necessarily true for everyone or even anyone. Much of what we eat contains large quantities of water, so you may easily get by with little more than 12-16 ounces (355-475ml) of fluid per day. Personally, I would say that regardless of what you drink or eat in a day, at least a pint or a full liter of pure water is a good thing, especially if you do any sort of exercise. Plain old water is a good thing in and of itself, as it tends to go "straight through" cleaning out your kidneys, bladder, bloodstream, etc. There's nothing like it after an intense workout, although gatorade/powerade/what have you is far quicker-absorbing and less likely to come out twenty minutes later.

    28. Re:Is this just America? by cheezedawg · · Score: 2

      When I lived in Germany, I remember several meals in the middle of summer where no drinks were served. It was torture at first, but you get used to it.

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    29. Re:Is this just America? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      So's a pint of milk, water, soda, and anything else, but I thought they used an imperial pint (20 oz) over there.

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    30. Re:Is this just America? by ENOENT · · Score: 2

      Oh, and the beer is better, too.

      No kidding. Not only does a pint of Guiness taste great, it also contains a full day's supply of dietary fiber.

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    31. Re:Is this just America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been living in the US for 2 years, moving here from Down Under. Compared to Australia, all meal servings are bigger. For the first year I struggled to finish them.

      I don't even try. That's what a "to-go box" is for. I can justify the prices I pay for dinner nowdays only with the knowledge that I've bought tommorrow's lunch already.

    32. Re:Is this just America? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Never saw that. Usually, the huge cans of beer were only to be found at convenience stores near the 1L to 1.5L bottles of tea and sports drinks. I actually never saw a vending machine with an alcoholic beverage either. I don't know if they even exist any more. Most of the drink bottles and can were slightly smaller than what you'd expect from an American vending machine, too.

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    33. Re:Is this just America? by zephc · · Score: 2

      'and "2 litre, two-hands-required-to-lift the 20-pounds-of-glass-and beer" size.'

      I'm sure there is a single german word for that =]

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    34. Re:Is this just America? by Patik · · Score: 1

      In France, a typical can of Coke is 330mL, while it's American cousin is a whopping 355mL. No wonder Americans are so fat!

    35. Re:Is this just America? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      yep, bier.

    36. Re:Is this just America? by G-funk · · Score: 2

      That, my friend, is a stein.

      Unless you're in the Northern Territory drinking NT Draught (mmmmm, nt draught) - in which case it's most likely a Darwin Stubby - 2 Litres (used to be 2.5) of good old fashioned aussie lager.

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    37. Re:Is this just America? by Otter · · Score: 1
      Haven't been there in a few years, but there definitely used to be vending machines selling beer (including the 2 liter cans), along with bottles of whiskey and shochu. They were pretty common, at least in the Nagoya/Osaka area. The machines were rigged to disallow alcohol sales at night.

      And then there's Pocari Sweat. And the world's highest vending machine on the summit of Mt. Fuji. And the vending machines selling hardcore porn...

    38. Re:Is this just America? by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, those Munich beergardens!

      When you're dealing with mugs that big, you can stay at a beergarden w/your friends from lunch through dinner time :-)

    39. Re:Is this just America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should get a +5 interesting for -this- post!

    40. Re:Is this just America? by bovril · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is.

      America subsidises its farmers to such an extent that overproduction is inevitable and leads to its being the "Land of the Super-Sized Drinks" (and the rest). The USA's economic policies are killing its population with obesity.

      When was the last time you called a Japanese person a fatty and laughed at their man-boobs? Sumo wrestlers excepted, of course. They're athletes. ;)

      Life, Liberty and All-You-Can-Eat...

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    41. Re:Is this just America? by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 3, Funny

      They call it a Darwin because drinking it weeds out people that can't handle their alchohol? =)

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    42. Re:Is this just America? by ScoLgo · · Score: 1

      Heh - yeah, you're right. I was just joking about the size of the glass in your average pub or tavern being the same size in both countries. I mean, who drinks that other stuff you mentioned anyway? ;-]

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    43. Re:Is this just America? by Joel47 · · Score: 1

      Pour? Isn't that why the straw was invented?

    44. Re:Is this just America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A U.S. pint is 16 oz., not 12. An Imperial pint is 20 oz. Linkage.

    45. Re:Is this just America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure there is a single german word for that
      It's "ein stein", Einstein.

    46. Re:Is this just America? by Pfhor · · Score: 2

      The other thing is that all the caffeine in the soda causes dehydration. So you get thirsty, and you decide to drink more soda, which makes you more thirsty, etc. etc. etc.

      Low grade dehydration causes increased tempers, joint pains, and various other fun things.

      No wonder us americans are so pissed off all the time.

    47. Re:Is this just America? by PhiberOptix · · Score: 1

      i've never been to USA, but I've went to Canada and I was impressed by how big (and watered down) the coffee was in there (i drank in this canadian starbucks-like coffee shop franchise I don't remember the name right now). In Brazil otoh the coffee (spresso) is really small (about 50~70ml), but way too strong. I bet that there's more caffeine in those suckers than in the "small" coffees from that canadian shop i still don't remember the name.

      the only place in Brazil where you can get these oversized coke drinks are in the local theather franchise cinemark, with it's 1.2 liter oversized cokes.

    48. Re:Is this just America? by kubrick · · Score: 1

      ... and, knowing the way germans use words, it's probably a compound word about 60 letters long. :)

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    49. Re:Is this just America? by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Highest rate of beer consumption in the world -- and proud of it, mate! :)

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    50. Re:Is this just America? by elbarsal · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure what to make of it, but Tim Horton's in Canada has coffee sizes Small, Medium, Large and Extra Large, while in the U.S., the same sizes are Extra Small, Small, Medium and Large. Note that the lids on the cup still have the S, M, L, XL labels molded in.

      I really found it strange, being a very regular drinker of Tim Horton's coffees to get what I thought was a large when I ordered a medium.

      No idea what this means trend wise, though.

      Ed

    51. Re:Is this just America? by EvilStein · · Score: 2

      Yes, that might be true, but only in Japan can you find a THREE LITRE JUG OF BEER in a *vending machine* :P

      Gah, I vaguely remember many nights that started out with those..

    52. Re:Is this just America? by Belly · · Score: 1

      Sure they still exist. A bit stricter now though. You can still find vending machines which will give you anything up to the 1 or 2 liter cans, as well as cup sake etc.

      But in order to cut down on under-age drinking, alcohol vending machines now require a special card to be used. The card can only be obtained by showing your drivers license or proof of age at a store (usually a licquor store which is usually where the machines are anyway)
      Don't know if they still shut down at 11pm though.

    53. Re:Is this just America? by egburr · · Score: 2
      In the United States, sugar isn't used much in soda anymore. It's all made with corn syrup, which is even cheaper than sugar. I don't know when the soda makers switched to corn syrup, but I think I recall hearing it was sometime in the 70's.

      When I lived in Dallas a couple years ago, there was a restaurant that imported Dr. Pepper from Mexico because it is made with sugar instead of corn syrup. I was very surprised at the difference in taste. The sugar version is ten times better.

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    54. Re:Is this just America? by g00z · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here it is:

      http://www.theonion.com/onion3011/cola.html

      As a side note, a little guy like myself (135lbs) can't handle anything bigger than a small these days. I usualy order the "kiddie" meal whereever I go. I sort of sucks to not be a lard ass in america, because the sizes of drinks and meals here were made for those people in excess of 300 lbs I think.

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    55. Re:Is this just America? by G-funk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hahaha, I like that one!

      In all seriousness, I'd like to state that the people of Darwin, NT Australia drink more beer per capita than any other place in the entire world, including germany.

      *sniff*

      God I'm proud to be an aussie

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    56. Re:Is this just America? by Wdomburg · · Score: 2

      >I'm not sure what to make of it, but Tim Horton's
      >[timhortons.com] in Canada has coffee sizes Small,
      >Medium, Large and Extra Large, while in the U.S.,
      >the same sizes are Extra Small, Small, Medium and
      >Large. Note that the lids on the cup still have
      >the S, M, L, XL labels molded in.

      I'm in the U.S. and the sizes are labeled Small, Medium, Large and Extra Large.

      Matt

    57. Re:Is this just America? by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      aka - wee, not so wee, and friggin huge

    58. Re:Is this just America? by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1
      When I lived in Dallas a couple years ago, there was a restaurant that imported Dr. Pepper from Mexico because it is made with sugar instead of corn syrup. I was very surprised at the difference in taste. The sugar version is ten times better.

      The cane sugar Dr Pepper is not imported from Mexico, it's made at the Dr Pepper plant in Dublin, Texas.

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    59. Re:Is this just America? by adolf · · Score: 2

      On occasion, I'll buy pop at places like Sam's Club. The Coke there comes packaged as four six-packs on a currogated cardboard tray.

      And I've noticed, several times, that the side of this tray will have odd numbers and letters sprayed onto it (date codes and such), along with the word "sugar" or some contracted, but recognizable form of "corn syrup."

      I like the corn syrup Coke better, myself...

      No idea if this applies outside of the upper-left corner of Ohio or not.

    60. Re:Is this just America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think Coca-Cola has any connection whatsoever to a farm? It doesn't even have sugar cane in it anymore. It's all high fructose corn syrup. (OK, it has a connection to corn, but that's all...) Do you think the new Vanilla Coke has real vanilla in it? No, I didn't think you did...

    61. Re:Is this just America? by shepd · · Score: 1

      Why not babelfish it?

      >it's probably a compound word about 60 letters long

      I know what you mean. According to babelfish, a donut is a "Schaumgummiring". Doesn't sound too appetizing to my german speaking friends.

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    62. Re:Is this just America? by The_dev0 · · Score: 1
      Now, wait a second! You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day

      Oh, confused, would we?

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    63. Re:Is this just America? by Quikah · · Score: 2

      Oh, and the beer is better, too.

      Yeah, that is what everyone says, but for some reason whenever one of the lads from our Ireland office comes over to the States they invariably order a Budweiser. It has happened with like 5-8 different people. Wierd.

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    64. Re:Is this just America? by nalfeshnee · · Score: 1

      yup, here in hamburg one can get 2 litre beersteins, although only in and around the reeperbahn, so it seems as though it's done for tourism mostly. one of the bars actually has 'diner' in the name, so one might even suggest they're luring americans in!

      things is, anyone drinking from one (and of course my irish friend had to try the 1,5 litre variety) looks like a child, the thing's so insanely large.

      nalfy

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    65. Re:Is this just America? by Chicane-UK · · Score: 1

      I asked him this morning, and yes it was Sizzler. Well done Sherlock :-)

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    66. Re:Is this just America? by zevans · · Score: 1

      You should drink two litres (about 6 of your pints, I think) of water a day. A cup of coffee is somewhere between neutral and DEhydrating.

      I started making sure I followed that guideline around three years ago and the difference really is amazing. Try it, you might like it.

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    67. Re:Is this just America? by zevans · · Score: 1

      Ah, but you use a hell of a lot of that water digesting the fructose, lactose, and caffeine respectively.

      Having said that I drink a lot of fruit juice, because it's a good fiddle: it is still hydrating (just) and it counts as one of your five portions of fruit and veg.

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    68. Re:Is this just America? by zevans · · Score: 1

      Pocari Sweat is the most amazing isotonic drink. Mind you, you need 'em in the Japanese climate.

      Beer in vending machines is dying out because Japanese kids this millenium are now the same little shits as kids in the rest of the world, and therefore willing to break licensing laws.

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    69. Re:Is this just America? by (startx) · · Score: 2

      Yes, they are made for either the lard-asses, or people like myself, 6'2", 200lbs., and able to bench press a couple of you :-)

    70. Re:Is this just America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beer in vending machines was one of the many great things
      I liked about japan. Nothing like walking out of my
      apartment and going about 20 meters to the beer machine
      to get a cold beer.

    71. Re:Is this just America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought my Ford Excursion solely for the huge cup
      holders in that baby. Even had a keg holder put into
      the back of it. Am I popular at parties!!!
      Seriously though I figure the US has about 10 years
      before we are all so fat that the Canadians will be able
      to take over this country without a fight. We will
      be so fat that we won't be able to get up.

    72. Re:Is this just America? by Hangman+Jim+99 · · Score: 1

      Well,
      I'm 6' and 173lbs, and i find the meal sizes in america (esp. Tulsa Oak.) to be way too big.
      Of course, there is also the fact that if you order a "entre" sized anything, the yanks think that means "main meal".
      I only made that mistake once, when I order "entre sized nachos". There was enough there to feed Africa for a couple days, I reckon.

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    73. Re:Is this just America? by Hangman+Jim+99 · · Score: 1

      They want to see if the rumours about the most terrible deer are true.

      They are :)

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    74. Re:Is this just America? by (startx) · · Score: 2

      Hehe, yeah, you do have to know what some of the terms most of the resturants here use, which can be confusing if you didn't grow up with them. That, and the people in OK are trying to make up for something :-)

      Americans and Britans are separated by one thing, a common language.

    75. Re:Is this just America? by BluedemonX · · Score: 2

      Duh, it's Ein Berliner.

      History, Dude.

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    76. Re:Is this just America? by Hangman+Jim+99 · · Score: 1

      what are they making up for?
      This is getting off topic, but could be fun information in a bar at some point :)

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    77. Re:Is this just America? by shepd · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but babelfish translates Schaumgummiring to "Foam Rubber Ring". Hard choice -- to say "I'm a donut" in front of a million people, or to say "I'm a foam rubber ring". Hard choice that I wouldn't want to make. :-)

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    78. Re:Is this just America? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      Well, a good friend of mine works at Sizzler, and is constantly telling me about the latest happenings, you might say I've got Sizzler on the brain. Strangely enough, I haven't been to Sizzler myself in several years.

  32. the human bladder and other useless facts by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 5, Informative

    Useless facts about the human body

    some juicy bits:

    The average Human bladder can hold 13 ounces of liquid

    You loose enough dead skin cells in your lifetime to fill eight five pound flour bags

    your skin weighs twice as much as your brain

    When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop--even you heart!

    have fun. remember kids, use knowledge responsibly.

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    1. Re:the human bladder and other useless facts by dattaway · · Score: 5, Funny

      When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop--even you heart!

      A sneeze is nothing more than a spontaneous brain abortion.

    2. Re:the human bladder and other useless facts by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      You bastard. You made me spew my Coke across the room.

      Thanks.

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    3. Re:the human bladder and other useless facts by macrom · · Score: 2

      The average Human bladder can hold 13 ounces of liquid

      So the next question is : if you drink one of these 80 ounce monsters, how much of that do you actually piss away? Also, how long will it take for the body to process that? I'll let someone else go search Google for that info! :^)

    4. Re:the human bladder and other useless facts by two-bookoo! · · Score: 0

      SHIT, we are all running window$ What is a kernal trap do?

    5. Re:the human bladder and other useless facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so..
      a sneeze is the body's equivalent
      of a BSOD ? ;)

    6. Re:the human bladder and other useless facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You talk of spontaneous brain abortions!
      Ha! You simple fool, you wouldn't take these matters so lightly had you ever been to the Darpcore-9 brain abortion camps! You've never seen the things I've seen!

    7. Re:the human bladder and other useless facts by YellowSnow · · Score: 1

      Who's Average?

    8. Re:the human bladder and other useless facts by Daetrin · · Score: 3, Funny
      Useless facts about the human body [geocities.com]

      "If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure"

      Hey, i can make up facts about the body too!

      Did you know that if you unwound your brain it would reach halfway from the earth to the moon?

      Well except for the brain of the person who compiled that list, his would be lucky to make it around the block.

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    9. Re:the human bladder and other useless facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And if you were drinking from the double-extra-chubby 80oz size, it would take you approximately 90 seconds to spew the entire Coke.

      Anonyomous Kev
      Proudly posting as AC since 1997

    10. Re:the human bladder and other useless facts by waferbuster · · Score: 1

      It's not an abortion... it's a hard reset!

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    11. Re:the human bladder and other useless facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      That's ok, you've still got 40 ounces left.

    12. Re:the human bladder and other useless facts by The_dev0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, you also forgot: Did you know that if you unscrew your belly-button, your bum will fall off?

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  33. 44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! by alouts · · Score: 3, Informative
    Sure, 44 oz. is huge. But 7-11 has done better than that for years. Their DoubleGulp measures in at a cool 64 oz. Yes, a half gallon!

    The best thing about it is that it even comes in a paper carton-like "cup" that very closely resembles a half gallon carton of milk, but with a hole in the top for a straw.

    'Course, the second coolest thing is the fact that you get anywhere from 700 to 900 calories from one, depending on what soda you put in it (assuming that, like most teenageers, you are not a big fan of diet sodas). Mmmmm half my daily calories in carbonated liquid form....

  34. 1 liter bottles by CrazyDwarf · · Score: 1

    I remember when I was very little and 1 liter bottles were the biggest you could buy. Now people buy those for one sitting. It's been happening a long time, and as everyone else said it is happening because people are buying it.

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    1. Re:1 liter bottles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea so quit your whining. You liberal bastards. :.)

  35. Cupholders by anotherone · · Score: 1

    I got bought a 42 oz coke from McDonalds the other day (for $0.69) and it wouldn't fit in my car's cupholder. I had to hold it between my legs as I drove. We need bigger cupholders now, too.

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    1. Re:Cupholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to hold it between my legs as I drove.
      Good thing it wasn't 190 F McDonalds coffee.

    2. Re:Cupholders by SychoSyd · · Score: 1

      Why do you think we're making bigger and bigger SUVs? We need all that extra room to hold our Buckets o' Pop.

    3. Re:Cupholders by Maran · · Score: 2

      "Pay just $20,000 for this super-size cup holder, and get this SUV free!"

      Maran

  36. The Real Deal by boowax · · Score: 1

    The purpose of humongous drink cups is to provide an illusion of increased value. You can't tell me that 44 oz. of Coca-Cola is really worth the $1.79 they sell it for. Including the cost of the cup, it couldn't possible cost more than a couple of cents. But the consumer sees that he is getting SO MUCH MORE soda so he doesn't realize that he'll never be able to drink that much. Thats why the value meals come with the bigger drinks...so if you eat at the resturant, you don't go back for refills and you end up paying more for less. But, even if you do get the smallest size, they're still getting huge margins on each drink so they don't really care (and thus give you free refills). It basically boils down to them selling you what amounts to (the size of) 2 drinks in 1 cup, both of which you'll pay for, and one of which you'll actually be able to consume.

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    1. Re:The Real Deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Word

  37. Simple reason, really by gosand · · Score: 2
    Americans are consumers. That is what we are treated as, it is what we act like. We consume. We are taught to consume, we propagate consumption. The more we consume, the better off we are, right?

    *sigh*. Americans can be so stupid sometimes. And I am a born-and-raised American.

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  38. Games reporters play by jayhawk88 · · Score: 2

    At the Coffee Shop, It's Always a Tall Order

    Or, "Stories I Pull Out of My File Cabinet When I Don't Want to Work For a Week."

  39. Time to go metric guys. by ComaVN · · Score: 1

    What the hell is an "oz."? If you have to explain that 80 ounce equals 5 pints (hey I know these), maybe you should consider going metric.

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    1. Re:Time to go metric guys. by boowax · · Score: 1

      despite using the metric system for quite a while now, brits still drink PINTS of beer/ale/piss (whatever it is they call it) :-P...some things will never change

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    2. Re:Time to go metric guys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because if he had said 20 deciliters, the majority of the audience of this website would have no idea what he was talking about?

      go make yourself a nice slashdot.co.uk, *tard.

      -ac

    3. Re:Time to go metric guys. by mpe · · Score: 2

      despite using the metric system for quite a while now, brits still drink PINTS of beer/ale/piss (whatever it is they call it)

      Only milk and draught beer. Soft drinks are sold in 0.5,1, 1.5, 2, 3 litre bottles or 0.33, 0.44 litre cans. Most commonly 2 litre plastic bottles and 0.33 litre cans. Beer is sold in 0.44 or 0.5 litre cans, 0.25 glass bottles or larger plastic bottles. Most common is 2 litre plastic bottles and 0.44 litre cans.

    4. Re:Time to go metric guys. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >because if he had said 20 deciliters

      That's 20 dL to you.

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    5. Re:Time to go metric guys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oi! We British people still use pints. How do you think we ask for beer? It's only those damn Europeans who use litres, and then try to foist them upon us. Oh - and remember, it was the UK that invented your weights and measures. Imperial measurements, non?

      Of course, our weights+measures system is totally different to the American one - different sized fluid ounces, 20 to a pint instead of 16, your gallons are slightly smaller (or is it bigger?

    6. Re:Time to go metric guys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And our Pints are still bigger than US pints for in the UK a Pint = 20 oz.

  40. We do need bigger cups by MyAss · · Score: 1

    Deignan says the company is considering producing an 80-ounce cold drink cup - that's 5 pints, folks. Christ, how much do these companies think people need to drink, anyway?"

    The reason we need bigger cups is that they give you so much damn ice that you are lucky to get 6oz. of drink out of a 12oz.cup.

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  41. Do Nerd's drink coffee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on Cmdr Taco? I think marrage has caused you to loose your edge on what is funny?

    Here is one: Nothing funnier they a group of Geek's hitting the 7/11 for snack's and Big gulps to take them through the next D&D campain...
    Of course all of us going out taken a group piss is another one, and holding a 7 or 11.

  42. Sweat it out by kmahan · · Score: 1

    When I as a mascot I consumed large amounts of liquids (good for staying alive). Being encased in a hot suit and working for several hours in 90+ degree weather can cause severe dehydration (unless you're one of those lame mascots who just stands around and shakes people's hands).. Unfortunatly for all these softdrink companies I typically drink only water (with lots of ice).. And then of course there's beer (but that's not till afterwards -- and it isn't being used for rehydration purposes...)

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  43. Keep it coming by Emperor+Palpatine · · Score: 1

    Nothing's worse than when you get take-out or drive-thru and still have half a burger and fries but are all out of fine caffienated liquid to wash it down.

    Come on, even 12 oz. is like 3-4 sips which isn't anywhere close enough. (although, admittedly my girlfriend could drink the same can of Diet Coke over the course of 3 meals ;)

    1. Re:Keep it coming by swaic · · Score: 1


      You are definitely right... Besides, these bastards give you 2/3 of the cup filled with ice, so you don't really get much for drink anyway. And who do they think they're fooling anyway. An 80oz drink is a 20oz drink with the rest ice.

    2. Re:Keep it coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask for no ice.

  44. Yes, it is only in America by sapped · · Score: 1

    Having travelled extensively in the USA, Europe and Africa, I think I can positively say that this is a USA only thing.

  45. A Damn... by unicron · · Score: 2

    Their's a Real-Life Comics comic out there that's pretty funny, wish I could find it. One of the guys goes "I need a big gulp" and his friend replies "No, you need a DAMN, it's 900oz of your favorite beverage, and the cut even fits in your cars drink holder" and it shows massive, 55 gallon drum sized drink with this little nipple in the bottom that goes in your cup holder. It was pretty damn funny, I'll try and find it.

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    1. Re:A Damn... by blowhole · · Score: 1

      Don't bother, I was cracking up just reading your post. Descriptions are always funny when they involve tiny nipples.

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    2. Re:A Damn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.reallifecomics.com/d/20001229.html

    3. Re:A Damn... by Cplus · · Score: 1

      So really, what about Loom?

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  46. HA HA!!! by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

    That joke keeps getting funnier the more people misadapt it!!!

    Earth and Justice to You, Fucko!

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    1. Re:HA HA!!! by diagnosis · · Score: 1

      >That joke keeps getting funnier the more people misadapt it!!!

      Speaking of getting funnier, imagine a beowulf cluster made up...oh...

    2. Re:HA HA!!! by Nightpaw · · Score: 2

      In Soviet Russia, beowulf cluster imagines you!

  47. in Metric? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is like 1mililiter in metric or what

  48. Coffee cups <0.5 LITRES capacity are undersized by jukal · · Score: 2

    ...and as this article surely was stuff that matters, a liter is a metric unit of capacity equal to one cubic decimeter, for you ounce-bounces :)

  49. Case in point by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My brother is what I'd call a caffeine addict. He's also a cheap SOB like myself, so when it comes to soda, he did some research to find the best price-to-volume ratio. His findings? Buy a 64oz Double Gulp from 7-11 once, save the cup and refill it for 85 cents a pop. Only problem is he's forgets the cup quite often, so empty Double Gulps litter his desk.

    More relevant to the article, 7-11 charges the same price to refill any fountain soda, so there's no cost benefit for showing restraint.

  50. My rant. by FreeLinux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I feel that the massive cups are linked to another phenomenon that I have noticed. That is, the new need for people to always have a drink in hand.

    Up until recently, when people got thirsty, they went to the kitchen and got a drink. They finished their drink in the kitchen and went about their business. People also drank at the table while eating. But now, people seem to be incapable of going ANYWHERE without a drink constantly in hand.

    It doesn't seem to matter what the drink is or if they are even thirsty, just so long as they always have a drink. Regardless of whether it is a ridiculous 44oz Big Gulp or a 12oz bottle of water, they must have a drink in hand.

    It appears to me that people have developed some form of security blanket complex where they are out of sorts unless they have a drink in their hand. You notice this with the constant sipping. They are obviously not thirsty but every couple of minutes they are compelled to sip a half ounce or so. They seem addicted to the act of drinking, rather like smokers are to the act of smoking.

    What's up with that?

    1. Re:My rant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, where you going with my drink. Don't take it away, there's still a drop in the cup. hey waitress, can you fill up the cup again. what? me addicted? what you talkin' 'bout willis?

    2. Re:My rant. by geekoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      whats funny is, when your sirring around with all your friends, wait until there not paying attention to you, then take a sip of your soda. everyone else will follow suit, not relize it. People with out a soda, will gt up and get one.
      I've been running that experiment for years. it just cracks me up.

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    3. Re:My rant. by coryboehne · · Score: 1

      Wow! Insightful!

      You are correct, I have noticed that trend as well, and I think it is very much a hand-mouth affixation, exactly like smoking.... Hmmmm I wonder if the FDA knows about this, hell let's call the surgen general too.

    4. Re:My rant. by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      You want to know why? Because most of these drinks only make people more thirsty - the sugar, the caffeine...

      It used to be you'd go the kitchen and get a glass of water. Now it's a can (or more) of soda, and you're still thirsty when you're done.

      Well, not all of us - I almost exclusively drink water. I drink flavored beverages (usually just iced tea) when I want some flavor, not to satisfy thirst.

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    5. Re:My rant. by donutello · · Score: 2

      Interesting.. maybe people are substituting what they used to do with cigarettes with drinks instead? I know many smokers who say they smoke because they like having something in their mouth to suck on and something to hold because that made them feel more comfortable. Maybe drinks are what people are using to substitute that urge now.

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    6. Re:My rant. by bartle · · Score: 2

      There was an NPR commentary a year ago on this phenomenon. It's an interesting listen.

    7. Re:My rant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about anyone else, but I always have *water* with me. Because I found that being properly hydrated makes me happy.

      Unfortunately, I have to constantly piss, but I think the breaks are good. My wrists have been hurting a lot less since I started drinking a lot of water.

    8. Re:My rant. by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Bill Mahr did a rant about that.

      "Ever notice now that everyone always has bottled water or coffee in their hands at all times? When the hell did we all become so thirsty all of a sudden?" ...or something like that.

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    9. Re:My rant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My wrists have been hurting a lot less since I started drinking a lot of water.

      Are you sure your wrists hurting less isn't because you moved back in with your mom?

    10. Re:My rant. by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      What's up with that?

      If it's water, this is actually very GOOD for you.

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    11. Re:My rant. by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      They seem addicted to the act of drinking, rather like smokers are to the act of smoking.

      When I'm really active I do this constantly. A friend of mine commented, "I never see you go more than 5 minutes without imbibing a small amount."

      The answer is quite simple. If you space drinks out evenly you maintain proper hydration and stabilize it through your body. Everything works better when you are hydrated and stable.
      Try this, get on a hardcore excercise program. One that makes you sweat, a lot. 3 hours of hard work (not all doing exercises, but *work* to get through the drill) -- try 2 weeks drinking constantly, and then 2 weeks drinking the same amount but spaced differently. You will notice a *huge* difference.

      You can breath easier and clearer, you wont get the fuzzy head syndrome (Unless you have blood/sugar problems)

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    12. Re:My rant. by liquidsin · · Score: 2

      I found a pretty good way to deal with this addiction. I buy cases of bottled water and keep them at work. $6 CDN for a case of bottled water is only a quarter per bottle (500 mL). Sure, I drink five or six bottles a day (just at work), but at least this way I won't sugar myself into a life of insulin shots.

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    13. Re:My rant. by guttentag · · Score: 5, Funny
      At washingtonpost.com, this was a conscious effort that served a purpose.

      At one typical "yay for us" session where the publisher/CEO was trying to drum up support for an initiative the editorial staff opposed, I was obliged to clap with the majority. It would have been inappropriate not to. I noticed that one of the editors was not clapping, and I asked him how he could get away with that.

      "I don't want to spill my coffee," he said, pointing out several other editorial staff members who were not clapping and holding coffee cups. "Next time, bring a cup."

      So the next time I grabbed an empty coffee cup on my way to the meeting and just stood there holding it when everyone clapped. It was a good lesson in civil disobedience. When I left the company over a year later, and my boss was giving a BS speech about how much I meant to the company, I brought a coffee cup.

    14. Re:My rant. by frohike · · Score: 1

      Up until recently, when people got thirsty, they went to the kitchen and got a drink. They finished their drink in the kitchen and went about their business. People also drank at the table while eating. But now, people seem to be incapable of going ANYWHERE without a drink constantly in hand.

      Try living in southern Arizona for a while. :D We've got a damned fine excuse to carry water with us everywhere we go (think 5% humidity and 100+ degree heat in the summer).

      On the other hand, like others have been saying, it's really good to regularly drink lots of water. What your body doesn't want, you get rid of shortly there after. Just make sure you have a bathroom handy. :)

      Another good thing that will save you a LOT of money in the long run is to get some sort of handy container (say, buy a few bottles of water in that "sport container" with the spout) and then refill it regularly with cold water from a Brita pitcher in your fridge. Tastes just as good as the bottled water and it's practically free. That's what I do anyway.

    15. Re:My rant. by LaMuk · · Score: 1

      I agree. I do a 2 hour sweaty karate class where I am not allowed to drink water. It is really hard to get enough water into my system after the class to keep from getting a dehydration headache the next day. In aerobics classes where you are allowed to drink water as you go, I don't get this problem.

      I have tried drinking a 'sport' drink to see if that helps but it doesn't. I just have to stay up long enough to get the water back in.

      Also going off of anti-hystemins helped a lot. They dry up more than just the snot.

    16. Re:My rant. by NeuroKoan · · Score: 1

      Ever since I stopped smoking a couple of years back (1/4 pack a day, nothing too serious), I've constantly had a drink by my side. At work, I always have water; In class something (usually coke but sometimes water); when I go eat dinner, I drink constantly and then after being completely sated (and hydrated) I still need to buy a cup of tea to sip on when I go study (only when its really painful do I ignore the cup of tea).

      I think its totally due to the fact that I miss smoking. And it easier on my jaws then constantly chewing gum.

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    17. Re:My rant. by peterarm · · Score: 1

      I agree--and the best thing I ever did was to permanently substitute 1.5 L bottles of water for cigarettes and Diet Coke :-)

      I'm sure that Freudians could come up with fun theories about why people, myself included, need to do this. However, I'd say it's simply because of the simple need to do something--since so many of us now have jobs where we just sit on our asses all day writing code and reading /. instead of actually getting the fuck up and moving around...

    18. Re:My rant. by Saeger · · Score: 2
      I'd also guess that people walking around the city on the weekend will buy something they don't want just so they have a bag to carry around.

      And, no, I'm not talking about myself. :) I'm perfectly comfortable with idle hands in my pockets or by my side.

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    19. Re:My rant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why aren't you allowed to drink water? Is your instructor some kind of nutjob? I would quit a class like that.

    20. Re:My rant. by zaffir · · Score: 1

      I think at least part of it is an oral fixation. I always need to have something in my mouth - be it a piece of gum, the end of a pencil, or my headphone cord. I also drink water constantly, and only half-consciously. I know it's good for me, that's why it's at my side 24/7, but alot of times i find myself downing a little bit of water when i'm not the least bit thirsty, just like i find myself grinding a pencil to pieces.

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    21. Re:My rant. by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      FWIW, when it's really hot outside, you need to drink water no matter what the damn humidity is. :)

    22. Re:My rant. by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Yep -- martial arts training was exactly what I was talking about. My normal ritual after class is to go to a starbucks nearby and drink a couple pints of water while I'm there. I'm a regular, so they're ok with me sucking up the free stuff :)

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    23. Re:My rant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always need to have something in my mouth - be it a piece of gum, the end of a pencil, or my headphone cord

      Or a nice, fat dick.

    24. Re:My rant. by ipfwadm · · Score: 2

      When I'm really active I do this constantly.

      Well obviously when you're exercising you should be drinking more or less constantly. It doesn't take much intense exercise to dehydrate a person. I'm a serious bicyclist, and on a 50 mile training ride a couple days ago, I had my 50-oz Camelbak, but accidentally left my extra water bottle sitting on the kitchen table. I emptied the Camelbak 10 miles from home (no gas stations on the way to fill up), and it took me the rest of the night of more or less constantly drinking fluids to get my headache to go away.

      The phenomenon the original poster was referring to doesn't involve people engaging in physical activity. Everyone seems to feel the need to carry around their own personal water/soda supply nowadays. In my college classes, it seems that about half the people have a drink sitting on their desk. A person can't go fifty minutes without a drink? Give me a break. This is definitely a major cause of obesity in the US, since a soda has about 150 calories per 8 oz, and most soda machines are stocked with 20 oz bottles. There's 375 calories consumed because someone was too stupid to just go to a drinking fountain instead. Drink a few sodas and you've consumed the number of calories you're supposed to for the entire day.

    25. Re:My rant. by ipfwadm · · Score: 2

      Try living in southern Arizona for a while. :D We've got a damned fine excuse to carry water with us everywhere we go (think 5% humidity and 100+ degree heat in the summer).

      Actually, areas with higher humidity are worse for causing dehydration than really dry areas. When the humidity is low, sweating works well for keeping you cool. In high humidity it doesn't work so well since the sweat doesn't evaporate as fast, so your body keeps pumping out more and more sweat to try to cool off, thus dehydrating you faster.

    26. Re:My rant. by MKalus · · Score: 2

      Tell me about it.

      On a humid day a couple of weeks ago I did a 120K training ride and went through 5l of Sportsdrink, and still felt dehydrated when coming home.

      After longer races I can spend the rest of the day just drinking water trying to recover what I have lost (Record was 6 pounds)

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    27. Re:My rant. by MKalus · · Score: 2

      Preload.

      Before you go in class drink 1l - 1.5l of water or sports drink that should help you out a bit.

      Experiment with the amount though, there is only so much water / sportsdrink your body can take up in any given amount of time.

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    28. Re:My rant. by squaretorus · · Score: 2

      Seriously dude. Even when you're about to walk from the place you didn't have the balls to be unappreciative without a cup????

      Wuss!

    29. Re:My rant. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

      I go jogging, i lose like 3 pounds in 1/2 hour. I weigh 250, so its not that signifigant an amount, but its till fairly impressive for 30 minutes of exercise. Ill usually get 2 of that back within a day or so.

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    30. Re:My rant. by MKalus · · Score: 2

      As my trainer put it: Weight yourself before and after the workout, drink for each pound lost half a litre of Water or Sportsdrink.

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    31. Re:My rant. by WNight · · Score: 1

      Heh, brave AC. I don't think I'd want to get a blowjob from an easily distracted person with a habit of chewing up pencils.

    32. Re:My rant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if it were just the dick, i wouldn't mind. The problem is, the rest of the human gets in the way and i have trouble seeing my monitor.

  51. Eyes a'floatin...... by Mr_Bethesda · · Score: 1

    If you build it, they will drink.

  52. For you big-gulp drinkers... by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Keep in mind that (a not sugar free) original size big gulp coke has over 40 teaspoons of sugar...

    Now imagine one over two and half times the size... over 100 teaspoons of sugar.

    Then wonder why so many Americans are obese... "but the bigger size is a better deal!"

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  53. Mmmm. 80 oz. Slurpee by Dystopium · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to get the chance for an 80 oz. right before work.

  54. Aww yeah! by f00zbll · · Score: 1
    give me my sweet nectar in the biggest paper cup in America. That includes central and south america by the way. Seriously or not so seriously, it's not big drinks or the perpensity for "super size it!". It's because America culture has a huge guilt complex about food, which ends up making people eat extra desserts, and other high sugar items. It's all because this country was influenced by the puritans early on. There's nothing wrong with a 80oz cup of refreshing juice, ice tea with no sugar or plain water.

    Wait, what the hell am I talking about. Fill it up with hawaiian punch baby, and spike it with nodoz.

  55. reuse dishes? by AlaskanUnderachiever · · Score: 1

    You've really got to go into detail on how you do this marvel of modern science. Remember there are a LOT of single men and college students on slashdot.

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    1. Re:reuse dishes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the plate doens't have mold growing on it yet, it's good to go.

    2. Re:reuse dishes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mold color can be interpreted for cleanliness as well. Green or blue == ok to use, black == rinse first.

    3. Re:reuse dishes? by prismatic · · Score: 1

      Easy:
      Drink only water, which means you have to wash your cup/glass less often. Also means lower caloric intake, and more money saved, benefitting both your health and your pocketbook.

      Use only a handful of plates, total. Wash when you finish eating, not when its convenient. It only takes a minute if not less.

      Use dishes out of the dish strainer rack, instead of out of the cupboard. A little bit of water on your plate won't hurt your cheeseburger.

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  56. hypodermic needle by peter303 · · Score: 2

    Why bother with drinking? Just inject that caffine directly into my veins!

    1. Re:hypodermic needle by swaic · · Score: 1


      hypodermic needle

      Go away you junkie!!! We don't want your kind around here. :)

  57. in my day by geekoid · · Score: 2

    I remeber when a 16 oz slurpee was the largest you could get from 7-11.

    then somewbody said "Hey, we can make a 24 oz drink, it costs us about 3 cents more, but we can charge an extra 50 cents!"
    then everbody was doing it.
    then it was super size drinks that you can refill all you want!
    now I get angry if a resturant wants to charge me to refill my soda.

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  58. Obligatory relevant webcomic link by Cutriss · · Score: 2

    PVP, July 18, 2001

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  59. I know just what this needs by coryboehne · · Score: 1

    I've got it, the only way to properly market 80 ounce, hell even 160 sodas. 7-2-11 needs to start to offer beer bongs with their sodas, this way one can effectivly drain an 80 ounce cup within one minute and shortly thereafter set a world record for burp-blast-intensity..... lol!!

  60. Keep modding me down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll just keep posting more! Sooner or later you'll run out of mod points, but I can post all day, asswipe!

    Suck it!

  61. I'VE GOT MAIL (NOT, I HAVE MAIL) by JohnDenver · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    It's twits like you who ruin a perfectly funny bit (Not because you got it wrong, because you run it into the fucking ground...)

    Earth and Justice to you, Fucko!

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    1. Re:I'VE GOT MAIL (NOT, I HAVE MAIL) by PMadavi · · Score: 1
      I'll be changing my sig and running the joke into the ground correctly then, Fucko.

      Takes a big man to call someone a twit over the net. Congrats. Hey, if you're ever in Chicago, let me know. See if you want to call me a twit in person. Bet you don't. Thanks again, Fucko.

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    2. Re:I'VE GOT MAIL (NOT, I HAVE MAIL) by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

      Takes a big man to call someone a twit over the net. Congrats. Hey, if you're ever in Chicago, let me know. See if you want to call me a twit in person. Bet you don't. Thanks again, Fucko.

      Oh Jesus, you really are dumb. Really, you should avoid using the "I may be stupid, but I can kick you ass!" line for future reference. You see, this sort of talk only suggests that you're too impotent to muster up a half-wit comeback or even a 10 cent quip. It vindicates people's suspicians that you're stupid.

      I've obviously been an asshole (my original objective), but I see you're not up to it, making it as sporting as being cruel to small animals and tricking retards. I may be an asshole (at times), but I'm not cruel. I have too much empathy to be cruel.

      Because I want to leave you with some dignity, you can call me a pussy as much as you want and I won't dispute it.

      Earth and Justice to you, Fucko!
      (That's my, you've been flamed signature) It has a how-do-you-say, a goofy adolencent appeal, n'est pas?
      DIRECTOR'S NOTE: I was trying to project a silly irony of being childishly anticlimactic after a poignant 'your mamma' joke.

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  62. Someone was bored by gmhowell · · Score: 3, Funny

    And rehashed an old Dennis Miller routine. It didn't start with coffee cups. First I remembered was resizing of McDonald's cold cups in the mid to late 80's. That was fine then, but now, when I want a small, it means I really want what is called the 'child size'. Ironically, when you get a happy meal, you don't get a 'child size', you get something even smaller.

    The reason they don't put it on the menu board? It costs ten cents more for the 'small', but only has about 1 cent more cost involved. They 'lose money' (in the same way that pirates cause MPAA and RIAA companies to 'lose' money) by selling this size. That's why they push the barrel basket of popcorn at the movie theatre for 'only 25 cents more': because it only costs them 5 cents more, so they make an additional 20 cents.

    "Do you want to supersize that?"

    "No, moron. If I wanted to supersize it, I would have said 'Number 3, supersize', not 'Number 3, medium'" But I usually don't, as it is the owner/manager who will fire the drone if they forget to pimp supersize fries.

    (BTW, call me in to testify against that fat bastard suing the fast food companies. Listen lard-ass, just order a medium! I'm fat, so fuck you, I'll call you lard ass if I want. I'm fat because *I* shovelled garbage down my gullet, not Mayor McCheese.)

    Oh, and to those who say "the market will prevail": bullshit. McDonald's used to have an "All-American meal". Cheesburger (not 1/4 lb), fries (modern medium, traditional large), and a coke (modern medium, traditional large). It's exactly what I wanted. Doesn't exist anymore. Yes, the items are available separately, but have you ever ordered separate items at McDonald's? What a joke. Definately a roll of the dice as to whether those people get anything right. (I do this frequently. I'll get a medium two cheeseburger meal with an extra drink, sometimes extra fries for my wife and I to split. Then throw in a hamburger for junior.)

    Blah. Gimme a gun, a knife, and an open fire. I'll get your supersized meal as soon as a buffalo comes walking by.

    (Not even 30, and I'm becoming a 'bitter old man', ranting about 'the good old days')

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    1. Re:Someone was bored by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Justy a word on that lawsuit.
      In general its crap, but they are alleding the McDonalds, and others, are lying on there nutrietional(sp?) information. If that is true, then yes, they have a case and hese companies should be held liable for lying to a customer.

      OTOH saying McDonalds forced you to eather is a bunch of crap.

      wouldn't it be funny if they founf out they where adding addictive chemicals to the food? hehe.

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    2. Re:Someone was bored by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 1

      I'm mad, too, Eddie!!

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    3. Re:Someone was bored by tswinzig · · Score: 3, Funny

      I do this frequently. I'll get a medium two cheeseburger meal with an extra drink, sometimes extra fries for my wife and I to split.

      (Not even 30, and I'm becoming a 'bitter old man', ranting about 'the good old days')


      It's a good thing, too, because with that diet, you don't really have any time to lose.

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    4. Re:Someone was bored by bluGill · · Score: 2

      Have you asked for the all american meal lately? Many items stay on the till for years without being sold. You might luck out and get someone who knows what it is. Alternativly, the all american meal is easially ordered as a "happy meal", and it comes with a toy. Most of the time the toy has cool little moving parts that geeks will enjoy playing with, trying to figgure out how it works, and how they would better it.

    5. Re:Someone was bored by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      I actually did this for a while. Good call.

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    6. Re:Someone was bored by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Was your post at '0' because of stupid moderators on this, or are you stuck at '0' in general? That quote led to a fun Google search.

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    7. Re:Someone was bored by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      "There's yellow gold clogging my arteries"

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    8. Re:Someone was bored by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm stuck at zero, now. Haven't seen any mods on this post. Must be stuck at zero - gota big speeding ticket this morning, too. Ain't life grand?

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    9. Re:Someone was bored by mother_superius · · Score: 1

      You think it's bad for you? I'm 17 and I'm a cynical and jaded person who's upset with the present and fears the future.

    10. Re:Someone was bored by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's normal at 17. And at 57. But I am supposed to be happy and complacent now, damnit! :)

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    11. Re:Someone was bored by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      It's funny that you mention that... I have a mate who is a McDonalds Manager here in Oz, and he recently was telling me about a training seminar he went on. Apparently, the buns used here for their burgers are soooo high in sugar, it's actually healthier to slap a iced donut on each side of the burger instead of the bun. People get used to the 'sugar rush' when they eat a meal of Maccas, which then leads to a sugar craving when they're not eating it. Instant food craving/addiction, all legal-like. Fucking disgusting.

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    12. Re:Someone was bored by krakrjak · · Score: 1

      About the All-American Meal..... Maybe your franchise doesn't have it on the menu anymore but as recently as last night I got one for my wife. It isn't on the menu but you can still get it. The cheapest combo on the planet.

      GL

    13. Re:Someone was bored by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      You'd be the second person to suggest that. I'll give it a try next time.

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  63. Slashdot and the metric system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An ounce? There are two types of ounce, the US ounce and the UK ounce. They are different. Let's hope NASA doesn't measure fuel in starbucks cups. The rest of the world and every scientist uses the metric system where a US fluid ounce is 29.5735 ml (or cm^3 if you prefer) and a UK fluid ounce is 28.4131 ml. So I guess we are talking about 0.24 l cups becoming obsolete. The 80 ounce cup would hold 2.4 l of fluid.

  64. Why so large? by BoBaBrain · · Score: 1

    Deignan says the company is considering producing an 80-ounce cold drink cup

    "Freudian sip"?

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  65. Re:44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! by BethLogic · · Score: 1

    Yes, but how do you fit it in your car's cup holder?

  66. slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, where I come for all the topics of Earth-shattering importance. We're talking about cup sizes today!

  67. 64 oz... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

    I used to buy the 64 oz soda when i worked on a non union cable plow clean up crew in college (go scabs!). A two hour drive followed by 13 in the hot sun -- you get damn thirsty. Now, I didn't really drink 64 oz of soda...with no bathrooms around, that's a bit crazy. But for 64 cents, i could fill it up 3/4 of the way with ice and get about 32 oz of soda that would be at least marginally cold until well past lunch time.

    Yeah, if there was an 80 oz, i would have drank it. Beats filling up that damn coolers.

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  68. water intoxication by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 5, Informative
    You can drink too much water
    Q. I am a runner and would like to know whether it is possible to drink too much water?

    A. Yes, there is a condition known as "water intoxication." It is usually associated with long distance events like running and cycling. And it's not an unusual problem. For example, water intoxication was reported in 18% of marathon runners and in 29% of the finishers in a Hawaiian Ironman Triathlon in studies published recently in the Annals of Internal Medicine and in Medicine & Science in Sports & Exercise respectively.

    What happens is that as the athlete consumes large amounts of water over the course of the event, blood plasma (the liquid part of blood) increases. As this takes place, the salt content of the blood is diluted. At the same time, the athlete is losing salt by sweating. Consequently, the amount of salt available to the body tissues decreases over time to a point where the loss interferes with brain, heart, and muscle function.

    The official name for this condition is hyponatremia. The symptoms generally mirror those of dehydration (apathy, confusion, nausea, and fatigue), although some individuals show no symptoms at all. If untreated, hyponatremia can lead to coma and even death.
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    1. Re:water intoxication by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2
      even death

      From your bladder bursting probally.

    2. Re:water intoxication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, can't you fix this just by drinking slightly salted water or something like that?

      I thouhgt that was why gatorade et al had sodium in it.

    3. Re:water intoxication by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      And this is exactly the way most Ecstacy "overdoses" die. Some how the drug makes it even easier for your body to go into hyponatremia. Of course, it usually doesn't happen unless you drink a very large amount of water in a short time, and then overexert yourself for a long period of time.

      Jaysyn

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    4. Re:water intoxication by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I know you were just joking, but the removal of the salt from your body through sweating will actually make the cell linings in your brain absorb the excess water & cause your brain to swell. It's a lot like drowning from the inside out.

      Jaysyn

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    5. Re:water intoxication by Disevidence · · Score: 1

      Sort of. Most ecstasy overdoses have to do with the drug being tainted with "Death", a molecule like ecstasy with a hydroxyl group (i think). It aborts the thermal processes of the body, so the people taking ecstasy drink lots of water to try and cool down.

      Useless shit, unless you take ecstasy frequently.

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    6. Re:water intoxication by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      While I'll grant that the US anti-drug machine spits out a lot of misinformation, I'd always thought it was the "personally observed" effect that most X users think they're fine, when really they are approaching super-dehydration rapidly?

      Having experienced a bad situation on X, when I'd been out in the sun too long, started getting dizzy, acquired and drank reasonable quantities of water, recovered pretty quickly.

      I guess that's why they make me the babysitter whenever we go raving. I'm the only guy buying water...

    7. Re:water intoxication by treat · · Score: 2
      Some how the drug makes it even easier for your body to go into hyponatremia.

      It's called being so high that you don't realize how much water you are drinking.

    8. Re:water intoxication by DeepZenPill · · Score: 1

      I went to school with a kid who was trying to lose weight before an upcoming wrestling match. He tried to drink 3 gallons of water one day to make himself feel full so he wouldn't eat. I guess "water intoxication" was what set in, as he took off his clothes and walked around proclaiming he saw Jesus. Then he was hospitalized for quite a while after the nervous breakdown that ensued.

    9. Re:water intoxication by CommieOverlord · · Score: 1

      From your bladder bursting probally.

      Jest not. I was told a story recently of an Archbishop who was having dinner with the Queen of England (forget which one), and was too embarrassed to get up to go to the washroom. Bladder exlpoded and he died.

    10. Re:water intoxication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dunno about that one - But Tycho Brahe, the man with the golden nose, died that way.
      A bar bet, I believe.

    11. Re:water intoxication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse yet, since "the symptoms generally mirror those of dehydration" there is a risk of misdiagnosis. The dehydration treatment of pumping more fluids into the body can easily intensify water intoxication.

    12. Re:water intoxication by Govt+Stooge · · Score: 1

      YOur sig is actually from Emo Phillips, not Arnold.

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    13. Re:water intoxication by aiabx · · Score: 2

      I haven't heard that one before, but the death of the Danish astronomer Tycho Brahe of the same cause is well documented.
      -aiabx

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    14. Re:water intoxication by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1

      Just a quick note - that link was from the University of Florida, which just happens to be the place that developed Gatorade. So yes, Gatorade would help with that problem.

    15. Re:water intoxication by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      No dude, it's from the depletion of the salt in your body. It makes your cell walls absorb wore water than they are supposed to. If you keep your body in equilibrium, you can drink as much as you like (until your stomach bursts ;))

      Jaysyn

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  69. It's all relative, folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sweetheart also manufactures 7-Eleven's 44-ounce Super Big Gulp cups, and Deignan says the company is considering producing an 80-ounce cold drink cup - that's 5 pints, folks. Christ, how much do these companies think people need to drink, anyway?"

    It's 104 degrees Fahrenheit outside right now, an 80 ounce cold drink is going to stave off dehydration for only about an hour. It might seem silly in Minneapolis, but it'll be a serious big seller here in Phoenix.

  70. Cup size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like big cups. Something in a 38D is nice. Oh, wrong discussion - nevermind.

  71. The Super Tanker by jazman_777 · · Score: 1

    Didn't 7-11 have a "super tanker" size? Sheesh, that just sums it up here in the US. We're all oversized slobs, cramming our faces full of junk.

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  72. No wonder... by illsorted · · Score: 1

    we're a bunch of fat asses. The only reason most of us Americans get up from our couches is to waddle to the fridge or take a piss (during the comercial break, of course).

  73. SAT by two-bookoo! · · Score: 0
    Fat is to american as Slashdot is to Geek.

    Take it how you want to.....

  74. Splish Splash by sbillard · · Score: 0

    What could be better that taking a quick dip on a hot summer day before drinking the contents of your personal swimming pool.

    How long before 7-Eleven is sued over a drowning incident?

    Drinkable liquid is usually pretty heavy. Will the 80 oz buckets come with shoulder straps?

    I guess automobile cup holders will be the empty seat next to the driver. Don't forget to buckle-up. No, not the driver, he might drown in his own vehicle. Buckle-up you ocean-sized bucket-o-high-fructose-corn-syrup instead.

    When you're done with your drink, you can use the empty cup as:

    1. An emergency toilet. You're gonna need it.

    2. A jacuzzi. Just get someone to blow bubbles through a straw.

    3. A container for transporting barn animals, the morbidly obese, or the Dallas Cowboys offensive line.

    4. Tip it upside down and create your own eco-shpere. Gee... its humid in here.

    5. Fill it to the rim and use it as a displacement measuring tool for automobile engines.

    6. Inside, two or more players could invent a new racketball-type game.

    7. Emergency shelter in case of rain, nuclear fallout, or country-western music.

    8. Cut a hole in the bottom and you've got yourself a mega-phone.

    9. A place for all your eggs.

    10. Bring it to the beach to make life-sized sand castles.

  75. If only it were water by yakovlev · · Score: 1

    This would actually be quite healthy if everyone were drinking water. I don't know about you, but I don't get my 64oz of water a day without carrying some around with me, and your body tends to process it better if it doesn't come all at once anyways.

    1. Re:If only it were water by Paladin84 · · Score: 1

      If these convieniance stores had water at a decent price, or even from their fountain machines [for a price chaper than coke, etc] i'm sure some people would buy it. I would. Some nice irc cold water is much more refreshing than luke warm mountain dew on one's way home. But the $1.50 they charge for a bottle of water at 7-11 here is just obscene.

    2. Re:If only it were water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it in Mexico where beer is cheaper than water? We should be thankful that good water is as cheap as it is.

    3. Re:If only it were water by brer_rabbit · · Score: 2
      Isn't it in Mexico where beer is cheaper than water? We should be thankful that good water is as cheap as it is.

      yeah, and so is Prague, Czech. But that doesn't excuse the fact that bottled water is more expensive than gasoline! It boggles the mind when you think about it.

  76. Conversion Info by MasteroftheVoxel · · Score: 1

    Some karma whoring:

    3 teaspoons (small spoons you eat yogurt with)
    = 1 tablespoon (large soup spoon)
    2 tablespoons = 1 ounce
    8oz (ounces) = 1 cup typical "small" glass
    2 cups = 1 pint (school milk cartons are half-pints)
    2 pints = 1 quart (think "a quart of milk")
    4 quarts = 1 gallon

    To convert to metric, 236ml is 8oz or 1 cup.
    In Japan, "1 cup" is 200ml. I'm not sure if this is true in other metric countries.
    1 liter = 1000ml = 1.057 quarts
    this makes a teaspoon 5ml (ok, so it should be a little less, but who can measure 1/10ml when cooking?)

    for nerds, 1 tablespoon = 4 drams

  77. Re:Gary Coleman by coryboehne · · Score: 1

    I think you actually owe Gary Coleman some sort of compensation, I beleve that every time someone uses that line they are actually required to pay a royalty... Not that I agree, but......

  78. Supersize has another meaning in Europe. by otter42 · · Score: 1

    What's funny is that in Europe the coffee cups seem to be getting smaller! I remember this special new coffee that doesn't even fill half a shot glass. Concentrated in the extreme.

    On the otter hand, Europeans regard coffee drinking as one of the pinnacle achievements of mankind. My gf gets seriously pissed if I suggest that we visit a foreign city and NOT drink coffee.

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  79. ahem... excuse me, but... by tkny · · Score: 1


    Deignan says the company is considering producing an 80-ounce cold drink cup

    ...is that with or without free refills?

  80. What about D cups and C cups? by miffo.swe · · Score: 1
    I dont complain if this also applies to cups of all sorts, especially chicks cup sizes!

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  81. Except that by Royster · · Score: 2

    a great deal of the water is absorbed into the bloodstream in the stomach. Some water is added back in the large intestine.

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    1. Re:Except that by Exedore · · Score: 3, Funny

      True. I should have said Can the digestive tract, bloodstream, and bladder combined handle 80 ounces of liquid before your first trip to the bathroom.

      When I was in college, we used to have contests to see who could drink the most beer before having to take a leak (the loser would have to throw an extra fiver into the pot while playing poker or some such punishment). The record was eight beers (96 ounces). That's 80 ounces with a tall-boy to spare.

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    2. Re:Except that by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      wha???

      large intestines primary purpose is to recover water from bolus (mashed up food).

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  82. Cups are getting bigger by dar · · Score: 1

    So, my theory is that all the testosterone they're feeding the cows has resulted in larger...

    Oh. Sorry. Not the story I thought it was.

    Nevermind.

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  83. Diabetes in a cup, reminds me of 3F05 by Rareul · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Homer: "Carpal tunnel syndrome"...no.
    "Lumber lung"...no.
    "Juggler's despair"...no.
    "Achy breaky pelvis"...no.
    Oh, I'm never going to be disabled!
    I'm sick of being so healthy.
    Hey, wait...hyper-obesity! "If you weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled."

    -- A fanfare plays, "King-Size Homer"

    Homer imagines a mountain with 300 lbs. as the goal at the top,
    A tuxedo-ed pig appears at his shoulder.

    Pig: You can do it, old boy!

    Homer: Yes I can!

    [Runs up mountain, then turns and runs
    back to pig and takes a bite of his arm.]

    Pig: Yes...that's the spirit!

    -- Homer climbs the metaphorical mountain of weight gain, "King-Size Homer"

    1. Re:Diabetes in a cup, reminds me of 3F05 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All my life I've been an obese man trapped in a fat man's body."

  84. Osmotic pressure? by awfar · · Score: 1

    Dunno, but if you have that much water in your 'tract continuously, is there enough osmotic pressure across the membrane to eliminate waste from your body, or do you slowly poison yourself?

  85. See, capitalism is good for something by mpowers · · Score: 1

    Can you remember when small, medium, and large cups each had own size of lid?

    And convenience stores had to stock each separately and you couldn't tell by looking which size lid went with which size cup?

    Thankfully, this is increasingly a thing of the past. Gotta love optimizing inefficiencies.

  86. Simple suggestions by teetam · · Score: 2
    As far as possible, cook at home. Seems like simple advice, but very few people do it. Saves you money and you can have just as much as you want. It is a lot healthier that way.

    This will also make "eating out" a special thing to look forward to, rather than something routine. Also, you can include other stuff like exercise and lighter eating on days when you eat out.

    When you go to a grocery store, don't buy anything that you don't have to further process before eating. This will quickly eliminate junk food, the major cause of obesity in my opinion.

    Just my $0.02, take it or leave it.

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    1. Re:Simple suggestions by ForemastJack · · Score: 1
      When you go to a grocery store, don't buy anything that you don't have to further process before eating. This will quickly eliminate junk food, the major cause of obesity in my opinion.

      But then you're losing foods like fruits, vegetables, and grains -- all healthy Good Things. Good intent, but you're throwing out the baby with the bathwater. Instead, try this:

      At the grocery store, stick to the perimeter of the store and avoid the center/aisles. Along the edges of the store are grains, meats, fresh fruits, dairy, fresh vegetables. Inside the aisles lurk junk: frozen desserts, prepared meals, chips, candy, etc.

      Avoid the center of the grocery store and you'll avoid 99% of the junk.

    2. Re:Simple suggestions by teetam · · Score: 2
      You're right. I should have been clarified further. I avoid all packed and boxed items that don't need to be further processed. I do recommend fresh fruits. I prefer cooking vegetables, though. May be because of my tropical origins, but even though I know that cooking can reduce the nutrition in vegetables, I think it is a lot safer to cook them before eating.

      Your suggestion is much simpler. Thanks. Come to think of it, in my grocery store, fruit juice is probably the only thing I buy from the center.

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  87. Ultra-dense Coke by kels · · Score: 1

    I think the funniest thing about the Onion article is the assertion that a 30-liter Coke would weigh 274 pounds. Or maybe the container itself is supposed to weigh 208 lbs.

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  88. WHY? I have some theories by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2

    1) Its part of a new add campaign to turn our pee the same color as the soda, but in order to pull it off, we have to drink A LOT.

    2) There are lots of diet programs...and soda keeps on selling...coincidence? The diet programs brainwash us into buying more soda so that we need to diet more! And this is just another step!

    3) The new soda containers are actually developed for military use. They plan to drop them on enemy forces to cause a mild explosion, covering the enemy with a sticky substance, and leaving them exposed to attack while they take showers.

    4) All part of training to make Americans bigger. Bigger food=bigger people, right? We'll be able to take over the world once all Americans are 11 feet tall, and everyone else averages 5'11".

    5) The soda gods have decreed it. The will of the soda gods must be obeyed.

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  90. fat gulp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, what a bunch of captive consumers everyone seems to be. There is no demand for these giant cups - The demand is created in the store. Sure, you get a "deal": instead of 2 mediums at 2 currency units each you get the equivalent of 8 mediums for only 14 currency units! What a smart and thrifty geek I am for buying the barrel of soda! Never mind the fact that I only need/want one medium. And if I want a small? Too bad! They don't sell it anymore. The truth is that people shouldn't be drinking ANY soda, much less buying it in 5 pint/single serving containers.

  91. geek unfriendly story by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Interesting

    this is a very geek unfriendly story. i myself need the drug-like crutch of a gallon of sugary soda to keep my mental juices flowing while i program every day, all day. i have a feeling i am not alone.

    sure, the sugar spike of modern soft drinks is completely unnatural for a human body evolved to deal with the slow rise and fall of digesting complex carbohydrates, but so what? and no, i won't become a diabetic because i run every day too. calories in, calories out. and yes, as i admitted, it's a drug-like crutch, but in the larger scheme of things, i can forgive myself my dependence upon sugar to get me through the day. surely there are greater addictions and crimes out there we can all worry about, no? (yes, i am aware the micromanaging moralizers amongst us have something to say here, but we don't care, k?)

    programming may not be as calorie-intensive a process as say, the iron man competition, but the brain still eats calories. and is there a single programmer out there who doesn't appreciate the idea of getting into a mental zone and getting their most productive efforts out of that zone? do most of us prop up that zone with comfort-producing stimuli? music, furniture, toys, lighting, etc... but sweets and stimulants top the list. just go visit thinkgeek if you don't believe me and see what kind of stuff they hawk over there. if you've ever drank coca cola while at the keyboard, you have to admit the bonus it produces. what greater comfort-producing aid can there be than something that gives the brain what it naturally craves?

    keep the brain sutffed with oxygen and glucose and it will reward you with good code! don't let the guilt-mongers get at you, fellow programmers, enjoy your code red big gulp, and have one every day. (just make sure you exercise too... don't become another stupid fat american. ;-)

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    1. Re:geek unfriendly story by MrScience · · Score: 1

      FYI: You will get diabetes. It's the insulin response, not the calories, that does it. And running doesn't help with the insulin response (well, it does, but not at the levels you're talking about).

      IANAD

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    2. Re:geek unfriendly story by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      FYI: You will get diabetes. It's the insulin response, not the calories, that does it. And running doesn't help with the insulin response (well, it does, but not at the levels you're talking about).
      IANAD


      well, IANAD either, but i'm glad you care. however, i sense some thinly-veiled moralizing in the name of science here that doesn't help anyone except your sense of smug intellectual superiority. there are a lot of factors involved in getting diabetes. weight, genetic predisposition, age, etc.

      as a young, thin person with no diabetic history in my family and a healthy, daily exercise regimen including yearly marathons, i really don't think diabetes is on my horizon. you are right that my equation of calories in equals calories out is not entirely sufficient to ward off diabetes, but nor is your insulin response entirely explanatory either, which you began to admit in parentheses anyways. cheers dude! ;-)

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    3. Re:geek unfriendly story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doh! left out "probably" as the fourth word.

    4. Re:geek unfriendly story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to see a study on the correlation between sugar consumption and the lack of skill in the use of the shift key...

    5. Re:geek unfriendly story by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      i'd like to see a study on the correlation between snide insulting comment-making and the use of the anonymous coward option...

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    6. Re:geek unfriendly story by EddieSam · · Score: 1

      programming may not be as calorie-intensive a process as say, the iron man competition

      On average, the brain uses around twenty percent of the total oxygen/energy used by a human. It's the body organ with the highest energy and oxygen demands. Biceps are not.

      But simple sugars are still not good for you. Brains (as well as the rest of the body) need a steady blood sugar level, not spikes. Slowly sipping soft drinks all day doesn't count.

    7. Re:geek unfriendly story by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      true dat...

      but you are arguing with a drug addict

      i need my sugar man! ;-)

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    8. Re:geek unfriendly story by foobar104 · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are wrong, my sugary friend. There's no moralizing going on here; I'm overweight myself, so I'll be the last person to look down on you for your diet.

      IANAD either, but my girlfriend is a surgical resident. I'm handing her the keyboard at this point.

      You're wrong. Type I diabetes mellitus has a strong genetic link (80% concordance in twins), but type II diabetes appears to be completely linked to sugar intake. It's correlated to obesity too (75% of patients are obese at time of diagnosis), but that appears to be a secondary correlation. Because type II diabetes is a slow, progressive disease, it's usually not diagnosed until many years after onset. A diet high in sugar leads to both obesity (sometimes) and diabetes. That's where the correlation comes from.

      The mechanism works like this. When your blood sugar level rises, the pancreas is stimulated to make and release insulin. The insulin signals cells in muscles, fat, and the liver to absorb sugar from the blood and transport it into the interior of the cell.

      People with type I diabetes have an auto-immunity to pancreatic insulin-producing b-cells. In other words, your immune system seeks out and destroys the cells that produce insulin, so your body can't regulate its blood sugar level. Type I diabetics require total insulin replacement to live, but that's all. It's a relatively simple disease that way: take your shots, monitor your blood sugar, and you'll be fine.

      The pathology of type II diabetes is more complex. It's often a combination of insufficient insulin production in the pancreas and a resistance at the cell to the activity of insulin. In other words, type II diabetics may not have enough insulin, or their body may not respond to insulin, or a combination of both.

      When you eat, your body pancreas starts releasing insulin, which your muscle, fat, and liver cells absorb. If you eat A LOT of sugar, all at once, your body has to produce A LOT of insulin, all at once. If you eat a lot of sugar frequently, your body becomes "used" to it. It becomes less sensitive to high blood sugar, and starts producing less insulin. At the same time, your cells become "used" to having a lot of insulin around, so they stop absorbing it as much. When that happens, you can no longer regulate your blood sugar.

      You can treat type II diabetics with insulin sometimes, but not always. If their cells aren't receptive to insulin, then giving them more won't help. In those cases, the patient is usually treated with metformin.

      So taking good care of yourself in other ways won't necessarily keep you from developing type II diabetes. If your diet includes too much sugar, especially if you ingest it in a way that drives your blood sugar up dramatically, then you're at serious risk.

      Do you suffer from excessive hunger or thirst? Do you get tired 2-4 hrs after you eat? Do you urinate frequently? Do you ever suffer from blurred vision? Your doctor can test your urine to see if you're peeing out glucose. If you don't eat for several hours and your urine still has glucose in it, that's an indication that you may have some degree of type II diabetes.

      If you do develop type II diabetes, chances are you won't know about it for years and years, because it's so gradual. By then, moderate to serious neuropathy may have set in, as well as a degree of retinopathy. Circulation to your extremities will have been reduced. If you let it go for too long, you could end up losing your sight, or your legs. I did a BKA (below knee amputation) on a 67-year-old type II diabetic on Tuesday. He wasn't obese, either.

    9. Re:geek unfriendly story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1:1, Ya lowercase using loser

    10. Re:geek unfriendly story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as a young, thin person with no diabetic history in my family and a healthy, daily exercise regimen including yearly marathons, i really don't think diabetes is on my horizon.

      Just a warning, that's what my dad thought too. He was in his early 20's and very active in the military at the time. He was in better shape then than most people I know have ever been in. He was hit with diabetes. So, don't use the fact that you are young as a reason to not eat right.

    11. Re:geek unfriendly story by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      1:1, Ya lowercase using loser

      as of typing this, it's actually 3:0, you smug anonymous coward

      ("We are 1 for 1, you lowercase-using loser." would be the way i would type what you typed if i were interested in NOT looking like a hypocrit, but hey! capitalization is most important after all, doncha think??? ;-P )

      but more importantly, why do i bother responding to trolls anyways? must be boredom... at least you're a vaguely entertaining troll... such a cute little troll!

      smooches!!!! LOL xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

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  92. Different drinks too by donutello · · Score: 2

    In genral drink sizes in India are a lot smaller than in the US. Most sodas used to be 250ml until they recently started having "super sized" ones at about 330ml. The "large" they serve you with a meal at McDonalds in India is almost as big as the "small" in the US and no free refills of course.

    However, in general the sodas in India tend to be much stronger flavored and have much more carbonation - I would usually have a hard time finishing the smaller sizes that they had - and you would never think about putting maybe more than a cube or two of ice in your drinks - wouldn't want to dilute it!

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  93. Supersizing doesn't matter... by Pollux · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Every fast food restaurant from Wendy's to McDonalds has been increasing the size of there portions based on demand.

    Working for a major pop company, I can tell you right now that premix pop is downright cheap (premix is the syrup that's mixed with water and CO2 to get the pop that comes from the fountain). Since the pop companies don't have to worry about mixing it, packaging it, and labeling it in the bottling plant, they don't have to charge much for it.

    Believe it or not, advertisements for "80oz. Fountain Drinks for $.99!!!" actually lure customers there. And they can do it because they don't lose money. So, when the fast food / convenience stores get cheap pop, they get more customers, they don't lose money, and the customer walks away happy.

    The stores don't care about sugar levels or diabetes, and most customers don't understand that what they think is a "great deal" isn't doing much good for them, while it works great for the company.

    1. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by nelsonal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I recall an old WSJ article about the new meal deals and McDonald's, back when they were new, and one of the points brought up was that the burgers were sold at about break even, but the fries and drinks carried gross margins of almost 80%. Meaning the cost of the drink, including cup, ice, and straw is about $0.20. What annoys me is the increase in size of straws. If you don't get the mega cup, your drink is gone very quickly.

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    2. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by wompser · · Score: 1

      I would agree with this, having also worked for big cola for about 5 years. I heard somewhere that "Everyone who touches Coca-Cola should become rich," and we definatly worked within that philosophy. I firmly believe that the pricing is fair however, Coke does not try to screw people out of their money, or use heavy-handed sales tactics like some people allege.

      Anyway, here is some sample math for you:

      One 5 gallon post-mix BIB (Bag-in-the-box) [this is what the above poster meant, not pre-mix, which comes in 5 gallon stainless steel containers] sells for roughly $40 to a restraunt ($32 or so if you are a QSR-Quick Service Restuant...)

      This 5 Gal. box will make 50 gallons of product (Diet drinks make 55 gallons).

      Figure your cup/lid/straw/CO2/ice cost at around 12 cents per cup. With different sizes the price is different, but an insignificant number in volume.

      Assuming you have 5 oz per drink of ice, and use only 20 oz cups your profit is as follows:

      50 gallons X 128 oz per gal = 64000 Oz total product

      64000 oz / 15 oz = 427 drinks per BIB

      427 X price (1.50 per drink) = 640.50 gross profit

      640.50 gross profit - $40 BIB cost - 51.24 cup/ice/CO2/etc cost= 589.26 net profit PER BIB

      Admittedly $1.50 for a 20 oz drink is a little high, and there is a HUGE profit margin.

      Your typical McDonalds will go through about 40-60 Bag-in-Box's per week, so you are looking at $30,000 PER WEEK net profit. Convienece stores dont' do quite this well, but close. Same with your local restraunt, assuming they do proper merchandising of the product.

      Anyway, my point is that there is a LOT of money to be made in the soft drink industry, without screwing the consumer. Drink at your own health risk....

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    3. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by SONET · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine does engineering for the huge syrup processing machines for Coca-Cola in California where they produce the flavors for dozens of different brands owned by Coca-Cola. The numbers are pretty amazing. They store the syrup in a number of 20,000 gallon tanks and sell the syrup in plastic bag-like containers, which costs them something like 78 cents in raw materials to produce. They sell them for $25 if I remember correctly. The syrup is then diluted with water (20 to one?) and carbonated at the fountain. You do the numbers... the places that don't let you have refills are ripping you a new one. Someone correct me if my numbers are off, it's been a couple years since he told me.

      An interesting aside... he said that the syrup for every single flavor they produce (including Coke Classic, the easiest to produce) comes out totally clear... they add color to all of them. I expected that with some of the drinks, but the fact that all of were dyed surprised me.

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    4. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by Saeger · · Score: 2
      my point is that there is a LOT of money to be made in the soft drink industry, without screwing the consumer.

      No, you're still being screwed, it's just that you don't feel it because $1.50 is an insignificant amount of money to worry about, even if you know the drink only costs 12 cents. When you start talking about paying $20 for a crappy CD, or $300 for WinXP, or $35/year for a domain name, people beging to feel the assraping.

      Anyway... competition is supposed to kill insane profit margins (like Microsoft's), so it's all good.

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    5. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by KalvinB · · Score: 1

      Having worked at a restaurant I got to see the prices on everything. If I remember correctly, the premix was 10 cents or less an ounce and they lasted quite awhile. The amount of water and carbonation that goes into the mix is significantly more than the premix.

      That's why they can sell it so cheap and in such large quantities. Even at 99 cents for 80 ounces, it's still a huge markup.

      Ben

    6. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by wompser · · Score: 1

      I think you are taking this too seriously. Lower the cost to $1.00, is that a better threshold for you? .75? $3.00? No one ever said Coke was there to give it away!

      Its your choice, you don't like the price? Drink water! As for that other stuff (CD's, MS software) I can't speak for that. You are not comparing apples to apples, soft drinks are much differnt product types.

      And a crappy CD? buyer beware, you should have listened to it first on Amazon or CDnow.

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    7. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by Daetrin · · Score: 2
      The real question is why do they insist on putting so much ice in? It's cold when they pour it in the cup, and unless you spend an hour finishing the drink off it's going to stay cold.

      If you want it _really_ cold, five or six ice cubes will do the trick (again assuming that you're not going to spend all day drinking it)

      So why does every fast food place in existance fill the cup half full of ice? Do they think they're saving money that way? Given electricity costs i wouldn't be suprised if the ice cost more per weight than the the pop mix.

      Do they think the customer actually wants half a cup full of ice? Or is the average customer so stupid that they think that any pop that isn't directly touching the ice will somehow magically get warm.

      Rather than deal with trying to get them to add an appropriate amount of ice i always just ask for my drinks without. That way i'm only getting screwed over by a facotor of 500% rather than 1000% :)

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    8. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      Please, as if 30 seconds on CDnow counts. Amazon doesn't even let users listen to all the tracks and has many cds with no tracks to listen to at all. I need more than 30 seconds at 16 or 32 kbps to decide if I want to buy a song. Give me 90 seconds at 64kbps mono. That would drive the bandwidth costs of CDNow way up though, so I don't see that happening immediately.

    9. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      It depends on if there are free refills. If there aren't free refills the customer has to pay more. Stupid / forgetful people who don't ask for 'no ice' end up ordering a larger size because they want more to drink. Getting the smaller size without ice would work just as well.

    10. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      Ask your friend about vanilla coke vs. classic coke. i compared the ingredients of vanilla vs. classic and vanilla has even fewer so i'm guessing its easier to manufacture.

    11. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Did he happen to tell you how they made that syrup? :)

    12. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      This is true...when I was in school, my fraternity got a soda fountain. The guy who was in charge of obtaining comestibles calculated the cost to $0.10 per glass, about the cheapest thing we could get to drink (except for tap water). I'm sure that fast food joints get their soda even cheaper since they sell a much greater volume.

    13. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      because when you're in high school making $5.78/hr, do you really care. It's fun to hold the ice button down.

      Though with the exception of Wendy's, almost all fast food places are all self-serve on the drinks.

    14. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by shepd · · Score: 2

      >Coke does not try to screw people out of their money, or use heavy-handed sales tactics like some people allege.

      Tell that to Bob Kolody.

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    15. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by shepd · · Score: 1

      >i compared the ingredients of vanilla vs. classic and vanilla has even fewer so i'm guessing its easier to manufacture.

      Notice the lack of vanilla?

      How do they do that, anyways? Was it an old flavour they decided wasn't good when they were working out their formula and decided to break it out to get people ready for a re-introduction of the new coke?

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    16. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by MxTxL · · Score: 2

      I like chewing my ice after i finish my drink. If it's self serve drinks, usually i'll get my drink with a standard amount of ice, then when i'm leaving i'll get a refill with a lot of ice so i can chew it... when i can't brush, i feel like chewing ice cleans my teeth.

      Of course, that's just me.... For the few people in the general public who like to chew ice, it's probably not justified to heap the ice on. I assume it's a cost cutting measure, but as you said... it prolly costs more to make ice than coke.

    17. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What annoys me is the increase in size of straws. If you don't get the mega cup, your drink is gone very quickly.

      Do you think that's an accident?

    18. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by balthan · · Score: 2

      Coke does not try to screw people out of their money, or use heavy-handed sales tactics like some people allege.

      Which is why you can see Coke and Pepsi products coexisting peacefully at so many resteraunts. Just like you can find lots of store bought PCs with both Windows and Linux installed.

    19. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so *you're* the loud jerk who chews ice with his mouth open! good god, that's one of the most irritating things a person can do in public.

      please, continue to suck 80 oz portions of that tooth-rotting soda down your gullet and die as soon as possible.

    20. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by will_die · · Score: 1

      My parents at one time owned a few restaurants and some donut stores. So I spend some times learning that business, where are profits, etc.
      As mentioned soda is cheap, except for very small servings, the cup/straw/top is going to cost you more then the soda is.
      Also food is cheap, which is one of the reasons that places are piling it on. It was really no cost difference to double an order, we could charge a few dollars more and people were getting double the amount. Now places are just throwing that out and just making the double order the standard, huge serving to the customer, more profit for the restaurant.

      To give you an idea on some of the costs of food and what the average customer pays; as part of a fanchise we could purchase and item for around $4.00, if we sold out before the next shippment came in we could sometimes purchase from a restaurant supply store for around $10.00, however if they were out then we would probably get it from a Sam's Club for around $17.00.

      To get idea of some of theses supply places take a drive to any large city that has a big restaurant, then go into the side streets and you will probably find a bunch of theses restaurant supply companies in warehouse building. Some of them you can actually go into and purchase from, just create a fictious restaurant name.

    21. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by zevans · · Score: 1

      It's not the price that I object to. It's drinking shit-coloured sugar-laden chemical rubbish.

      Thank you for listening.

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    22. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great suggestion!! When I need quantity I will give
      it a try.
      What kind of quantity are we talking about??
      Or is it about the same as Sams??
      I have a 100lb bag of rice that I will be eating for
      the next 25 years in the back so please be realistic.

    23. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by Cyclone66 · · Score: 1

      When I worked at a fast food joint I put in extra ice to rude customers. Maybe you should try being nicer. :)

    24. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by TFloore · · Score: 2

      Why fill the cup half full of ice?

      I can offer a practical reason. I doubt it's right, but it makes some sense.

      Ice you can make on premises from water and a freezer. No extra stocking required.

      Fill the cup mostly with pop (what is it with your northerners... I live in the South, it's 'soda'. Sorry, couldn't resist. Almost got myself an ice cream soda when I asked "what sodas do you have?" in a diner in Pennsylvania.) where was I? Oh yeah...

      Fill the cup mostly with pop, and you'll go through twice as much syrup. You have to get that syrup delivered by the semi truck, and you have to store that syrup on the premises in a closet, shed, storage room, or whatever.

      Anything that reduces the amount of space you have to devote to on-premises storage is a good thing.

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    25. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1

      Well - YOU might think it stays cold enough, but for me, there needs to be slightly more than half the cup full of ice to maintain the proper temperature. Any less and the ice melts too fast, thus watering down your soda. Especially in hot weather.

    26. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by Daetrin · · Score: 2
      Wow, did you skip physics or something?

      The rate at which the the cup heats is going to be the same no matter how much ice is in there. The cup has the same surface area no matter what's inside of it.

      As long as there is some ice in the cub and reasonable convection then both the ice and the pop is going to be at zero degrees celsius. Each unit of energy that enters the cup in the form of heat is going to melt a certain amount of ice. If you have one ice cube in the cup it's going to melt some fraction of that cube. If you have 100 ice cubes in there it's going to melt about 1/100th of that amount from each cube.

      The number of ice cubes doesn't affect the amount of meltwater over time, what it does effect is the amount of time until all the ice is melted and the pop starts heating up.

      I'm not sure what's causing you to believe in the effect you describe. My best bet is that since more ice equals less pop, a cup that's half full of ice allows you to drink all the pop before too much meltwater is created.

      Try this, take two cups of the same size, fill one half full with ice and the rest up with pop. Fill the other half up with pop and then put in two or three ice cubes. Wait five minutes and take a sip from both of them. Unless the two or three ice cubes have completly melted they should both be at the same temperature, and if either were to taste more watery it would be the one half full of ice (more total volume, so more surface area for heat to enter)

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    27. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by murph · · Score: 1

      What annoys me is the increase in size of straws. If you don't get the mega cup, your drink is gone very quickly. You could always just try to suck less. :)

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    28. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1

      Um, smartypants, the soda and the ice aren't at the same temperature to start with. Have you ever had soda at "zero degrees celsius"? I sure haven't.

      This is a "real-world" situation. Try not to let common sense get in the way of your theories!

    29. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by Daetrin · · Score: 2
      Um, smartypants, the soda and the ice aren't at the same temperature to start with. Have you ever had soda at "zero degrees celsius"? I sure haven't.

      You haven't? You mean you've never had pop with ice in it? Way to demonstrate your ignorance there.

      Shortly after you put the ice in the pop the pop _does_ hit zero degrees celsius, or very close to it. The reason it doesn't feel quite as cold as the ice is because of the phase transition. It actually takes quite a bit of energy to convert ice at zero degrees celsius to water at zero degrees celsius. This amount of energy is actually more than the amount needed to heat water from zero degrees to one degree. This is exactly the reason why ice is good at keeping stuff cold.

      The pop in the cup bumps into the ice, and "donates" any extra energy it has towards melting the ice, which keeps the liquid pop from rising above zero degrees.

      Here's a web page that covers some of the basics of phase changes and energy.

      This is a real-world situation, try not to let your lack of knowledge get in the way of concepts that have been well known for a few hundred years.

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    30. Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1

      ...sigh...

      Look - you are still getting too caught up in the theory. I am talking about observable, repeatable cause and effect, which is much more important to me than state change laws, especially when we are talking about my enjoyment of a nice cold soda with ice.

      This is what it boils down to: there is a certain ratio of ice to soda that allows me to drink the cold soda and still have ice left over. If the ratio tips too far towards the soda side, the ice melts rather quickly and I'm left drinking watery, cool (rather than cold) soda. If the ratio tips too far towards the ice side, then I just get less soda for my money. There is nothing to dispute here!

      I think that either you don't drink a lot of soda with ice (good for you! Soda is not that healthy anyway!), or you are just being pedantic for no good reason other than boosting your ego by trying to point out my ignorance. Hey! I'll be the first to admit I'm not a physics major! Regardless, while I enjoy your attempts to explain the theory behind ice/soda interaction the plain fact of the matter is that your explanations don't match up with any real-world observable ice/soda "experiments". Trust me. I've been doing those experiments for years. :-)

      And please relax! It's just soda! (pop? Um, no. But that's a completely different issue, perhaps one best discussed as a slashdot poll. ;-))

  94. Now, that's funny!!!!!! by FreeLinux · · Score: 2

    I blew my Ultra Mega Big Gulp on that one.

  95. No, actually by MasteroftheVoxel · · Score: 1

    Drinking too much water too quickly can damage your bladder (from making it stretch too much) or your kidneys (from overworking them because they need to filter the water out of your blood).

    More likely, it can upset the sodium balance in your blood (remember osmosis) and you need to replace the electrolytes when you exercise and just plain water. Ever notice that you still feel thirsty if you are sweating a lot and then drink plain water?

    The ideal liquid would have a concentration of sodium, potassium, etc that matches the blood (but just a little more dilute).

    Also, contrary to popular belief, sugar is NOT a diuretic and does not make you more thirsty. Sugar is absorbed through the small intenstine into the blood but then excess sugar is filtered out by the kidneys. So as long as your kidneys are working properly (and you are not a diabetic) having water or drinks with sugar will not dehydrate you or make you more thirsty.

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  97. Re:44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! by unicron · · Score: 5, Funny

    You turn and say "Bitch, hold this" like any normal person. Sheesh.

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  98. Bloody hell! by drsquare · · Score: 1

    12oz? That's over half a pint! My cups of tea are about half that!

    At 12oz, they'd be cold by the time you'd finished them, unless you downed them, which would burn your throat.

    Mind you, I don't know why people drink coffee anyway. It's bitter and rancid. Tea is far sweeter and creamier. Unfortuanetly it doesn't contain enough caffeine.

    A good idea would be to switch the caffeine percentages of tea and coffee. Then tea would have more caffeine, and you wouldn't have to sacrifice staying awake for the sake of having a delicious drink.

    Surely there are some scientists here who could do that for me?

    1. Re:Bloody hell! by Luminous · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who's making your coffee? I'm not keen on sweat and creamy, I like the bitter edge that coffee has, but when made correctly, isn't rancid at all.

      I definately agree, don't drink rancid coffee.

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    2. Re:Bloody hell! by foo+fighter · · Score: 2
      The standard measure of coffee and tea is 6oz.

      If your coffee is bitter and rancid you are drinking poorly prepared coffee made from old, poor quality grounds.

      As a service to humanity, here is how to make coffee the correct way:
      1. Bring cool, pure water to a boil, 6oz per serving.
      2. Measure out fresh, whole coffee beans from your airtight container: 2 tablespoons per serving. Grind them for 5 seconds in an electric grinder and dump the grounds in your press pot.
      3. Remove the water from the heat and let cool until just below boiling, about 15 seconds. Pour the water onto the grounds in the press pot.
      4. Let the coffee brew for 3-5 minutes. Press the strainer down and pour yourself a cup of good coffee.
      Three Notes:
      1. You can get good, whole beans from Community Coffee. Whereever you get them from, keep them in an airtight container make sure they are arabica, not robusto.
      2. You can get an 8 cup (48oz.) press pot from most discount and department stores for $10-$15. It makes much better coffee than drip machines.
      3. I make 12oz every morning that I take to work following this method. It takes 5 minutes, literally. That's faster than all of several machines I've owned and my coworkers are jealous of my superior smelling and tasting coffee.
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    3. Re:Bloody hell! by drsquare · · Score: 1

      It's not how it's prepared. Even the smell of raw coffee beans makes me sick. It's disgusting, such a vile flavour, and no preparation will change that, unless the preparation involves throwing the beans away and replacing them with tea leaves.

      As for your instruction '1', why do you need cool water if you're bringing it to the boil anyway?

    4. Re:Bloody hell! by foo+fighter · · Score: 2

      As for your instruction '1', why do you need cool water if you're bringing it to the boil anyway?

      I believe it impacts the flavor whether I'm brewing coffee or tea.

      Hot water that is boiled tends to produce "flat" tasting brew, IMO. Cold water that is boiled produces a "sharper" taste, I think.

      It may just be psychosomatic. But I have read in the book Uncommon Grounds and heard on Good Eats that the cold water is more oxygenated and that is what keeps the taste from being "flat".

      The excess oxygen comes from the act of pouring the water, it's like whipping cream or butter. Cold water is able to hold that excess oxygen better than hot water. But if you let the cool water sit for too long after pouring it from the tap it will loose this excess oxygen.

      I have done a blind taste test with my friend's help and was able to pick out the coffee (a Sumatran arabica) made with cold water. The same for tea (a Chinese green). I'm not going to go into our methods, but if you want to know I'll tell you.

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    5. Re:Bloody hell! by infiniti99 · · Score: 2

      Who's making your coffee? I'm not keen on sweat

      Who's drinking sweat? Or maybe you are talking about Gatorade.

    6. Re:Bloody hell! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      but if you want to know I'll tell you.
      And then I'm gonna have to shoot you.
  99. Valid Mod Parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    At last a fresh breath of sensible maths, i always thought it was weird that USA measure stuff different, at least they are not talkin about quarts inches and feet,

    wait......wtf...they are still using those, lets hope NASA do too

    and why are people arguing that cafe companies are giving them too much coffee ? !, hell for the retail/profit margin they make it would be a wonder you could even carry the amount you should be getting

    ( / )

  100. In NYC by newestbob · · Score: 0
    You can still get a coffee (8 Oz) at any sidwalk stand for $0.50. You can get coffee + bagel + creamcheese *anywhere* in the city for $1.00

    When I'm out in Silicon Valley (I'm bi-costal!) I have to pay about $3.00 for the same meal--and the BAGEL QUALITY SUCKS!

  101. Uber Gulp by peacefinder · · Score: 2, Informative


    It brings to mind the July 8th cartoon from PvP Online.

    Even funnier, though, is what I found when I hit google with "uber gulp".

    Eeeek.

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  102. We eat too much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We drink too much.
    We consume too much.
    We SHIT too much.
    And, yes, we weigh waaay too fucking much.

    American = Pig is not an epithet. It's realism.

  103. Deignan's Law of Cups by PMuse · · Score: 2, Funny

    The volume in ounces of a "large" disposable beverage cup will double every 10 years. ;)

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    1. Re:Deignan's Law of Cups by MullerMn · · Score: 1

      The volume in ounces of a "large" disposable beverage cup will double every 10 years

      In the UK most people (younger ones especially) work in Metric units for volume, and we don't appreciate you discriminating against us.

      The volume in ounces may double every 10 years, but what does the volume litres do?

      (yes, I'm kidding)

    2. Re:Deignan's Law of Cups by PMuse · · Score: 1

      "Deriving the answer to what does the volume litres do? by use of the multiplication property of equality is left as an exercise to the reader."

      In any event, don't blame me if the Sweetheart Cup Company of Owings Mills, Maryland denominates the volume of all its cups in ounces. If Deignan's Law doesn't suit you, you'll just have to buy your cups from a vendor to whom it doesn't apply. ;)

      (Thanks, I needed that. Grin.)

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  104. LSL by British · · Score: 2

    In Leisure Suit Larry 2, there was a "grotesque gulp" sized drink. About the size of a garbage can, you died if you tried to drink it in the store. You had to keep it(you simply stuck it in your pocket, with the excuse that it's just a game), and made little sips on your long boat ride to the island.

  105. Addictive Chemicals in fast food by coryboehne · · Score: 1

    Dooood! Have you ever eaten at a panda inn or panda express,,, I swear to god I think they DO put some sort of addictive chemicals in the Orange Chicken, either that or I just really, really like it. :)

  106. This really is a weight problem concern by GweeDo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I recently stopped drinking pop all together. Now I only drink water, milk (one glass per day), and juice (2 glasses per day roughly). In the 6 weeks since I started this I haven't really changed anything else about my excerise and eatting habits. I have already dropped 8lbs. I used to drink close to 5 12-16oz pops per day. At the low end that is 60oz (smaller than the 80oz drink they are talking about). So I think you see the weight concerns here. This is truely making America fatter... :(

    1. Re:This really is a weight problem concern by GweeDo · · Score: 1

      I agree with you totally on this. I don't blame the soda company for making soda, or the cup company for making big cups...because in the end it is our choice to get the 8032oz drink and not the 8oz one. Hopefully as more over weight American's get really sick (as bad as this sounds) they will learn and others will too. Three years ago (I was 18) I weighted in at 180lbs. 2 months ago I was 225. Now I am 218ish. My goal is 200lbs for now. I hope that everyone can learn...and drop some of their bad eatting habits!

    2. Re:This really is a weight problem concern by Cowardly+Anonym · · Score: 1

      This is truely making America fatter... :(

      Exactly. While the volume of liquid in these supersized drinks is impressive, what's truly scary about them is the amount of sugar they contain.

      A 355 ml (12 oz) can of an average soft drink contains around 40 g of sugar. Back when I still drank the stuff, I always noticed that fountain soft drinks tasted weaker than canned/bottled ones, so let's assume that 355 ml of fountain soft drink contains 35 g of sugar. Now for the fun part . . .

      Think about that Super Big Gulp you're about to guzzle: 1.3 L (44 oz) of fluid, and 128 g of sugar. For those of you who don't do metric, that's a quarter of a pound of sugar. (It's also about 500 calories, which is about 25% of the average-sized sendentary person's daily requirement.)

      Think about that 2 L (64 oz) bottle of Coke you went through last night. That's 225 g, or half a pound of sugar, and a little over 1000 calories. Ever wondered why you've been slowly gaining weight?

      There's nothing wrong with the occasional soft drink (I still have a weakness for Grape Crush), but the best thing with which to slake your thirst is plain old water. No sugar. No calories. And if you live where the tap water's drinkable, it's almost free.

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    3. Re:This really is a weight problem concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you won't believe me, but juice is almost as bad as soda. Esepcially if it's processed juice, not live juice. Cut out the juice and you'll be even better off. Or, at least, drink it only if you really enjoy it, and realize that it's more of a vice than a virtue. Stick with the water.

    4. Re:This really is a weight problem concern by MKalus · · Score: 2

      If you want to know where your calories are coming from log them.

      http://www.fitday.com

      does a very nice job, be careful though about the "caloric burn rate" as they tend to overstate it, also fat doesn't burn any calories, but muscles do.

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    5. Re:This really is a weight problem concern by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      ah..I hope I'm not getting 1/4lbs of artifical sweetner in my diet coke...

      Then again, that amount of sugar seems low compared to how my sister makes sweet-tea.

    6. Re:This really is a weight problem concern by Artifex · · Score: 2

      My doctor said to get off the juice, too.

      I was drinking a couple of glasses worth a day, but looking at the nutritional value of apple and grape juices from concentrate, really, they're not much better.

      That doesn't mean I can't have my Jamba Juice instead of dinner, of course, but no more juice for snacking, etc.

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    7. Re:This really is a weight problem concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also fat doesn't burn any calories, but muscles do

      Incorrect. It does take calories to maintain fat, just not nearly as much as muscle. If you gain 100 pounds of fat, it will take signicifacantly more calories for you to maintain your weight, which is not all due to the extra muscle you'll need to carry around the weight.

    8. Re:This really is a weight problem concern by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 2

      I stopped drinking pop a little less than a year ago and I'm now 25 pounds lighter. I tried drinking diet pop for a while, but I kept reading about how bad that is for you, so I'm avoiding that now, too. Plus I had already cut back seriously on Caffeine (it was ruining my sleeping habits) and at most restaurants it's hard to find a diet pop that's not Diet Coke!

      Now I usually drink water when I go out, and I drink flavored carbonated water at home or at work. It costs about the same as pop but has 1/10 of the calories. It's a great replacement while coding - the tingling of the carbonation tricks my brain into thinking I'm drinking pop, which makes me code better (really!) but I don't gain weight.

    9. Re:This really is a weight problem concern by BCoates · · Score: 2

      Make sure you're getting as much water as you used to, dehydration is a very effective way to lose weight short-term but it's not a good idea :)

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    10. Re:This really is a weight problem concern by vrai · · Score: 1

      Taken to extremes it's an excellent way to lose weight in the long term as well!

    11. Re:This really is a weight problem concern by Derek+S · · Score: 1

      While water may be the best way to rehydrate oneself (I'm making an effort to drink more of it), I find that it does very little to slake my thirst. At restaurants I will typically throw down 4-5 glasses and I'll still feel as thirsty as when I started.

      Sadly, the most effective beverage for quenching my thirst is soda. Coke in particular. Luckily, when I started exercising regularly I realized that it might be unhealthy to counter the water loss with a giant bottle of Coke.

  107. so american... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's so american to have everything big.
    When european go in US they are amaze by the size of the coke cup, coffee cup, etc.
    And...at the end, US people are big :) ...I use to get a big coffee each morning....now I get the 8oz and I feel better but I still have to do a #2 after half the cup :)

  108. Another Development by dmarx · · Score: 1

    Bigger cup holders.
    In Aug 2001, I bought a Mercury Sable. It actually has custom cup holders to accommodate larger beverages! (There's a little bar you use to adjust the size; it's hard to describe.)

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  109. Other large cup locations by djshaffer · · Score: 1

    I know someone who was in Senegal several years pack in the Peace Corp. It's very hot there. Standard hospitality is to hand a one-quart mug of water to all arriving guests. They chug it, and the host refills it. After an average of 3 refills the guest declines more water. The would fully understand a Big-Gulp.

    1. Re:Other large cup locations by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Uhh...several quarts of water vs several quarts of soda are two VERY different things.

  110. Now someone just needs to make... by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

    ...a white polyester leisure suit with really deep pockets.

    Now where did I put that onklunk...

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  112. Actually, this is NOT new.. going back... by Sleepy · · Score: 2

    40oz?? Pul-leeze... what a bunch of wussies.

    I've got an old German bier stein that holds (measured) 65+ oz's. Now THAT is a lot of fun. You NEVER misplace it, and when full, you need to tuck the bottom into the crook of your other arm to properly support it.

    The painting has lots of color and obviously was not rushed. It's probably not an antique though... 65oz is very close to 2 litres, which implies post-WWII (when did Germany move over to metric system anyways??)

    1. Re:Actually, this is NOT new.. going back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (when did Germany move over to metric system anyways??)

      Probably after losing the war. Seems to be a system of measures for losers. And the French. But now I'm being redundant.

  113. High level languages by Bouncings · · Score: 3, Funny

    With the growth of high level languages like Perl, Python, and TCL you'd think that coffee cups could be getting smaller, not larger. This is the strongest evidence against Moore's Law I've seen in a while.

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  114. Mighty (Fat) Kids by Sebastopol · · Score: 2

    Well duh, since they make more money by selling more food, it's all part of the food industry's nefarious plot to make us all fat!

    Look at McDonalds -- they now offer a Mighty Kids meal, which is a happy meal with, you guessed it, more food and cooler toys! So now kids will feel grown up b/c they eat a "mighty" meal, instead of the younger-ish "happy" meal, thus getting wider in the gut.

    I plan to stop eating altogether.

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  115. You can always use larger cups. by IpSo_ · · Score: 2

    The larger the cups, the less trips to the 7-11 you need to make.

    Back when I was a youngin' (3 years ago) and could handle staying up for days at a time at a lan party, I once drank over 11 litres of slurpee in just over 24 hours. If the caffine doesn't keep you awake, the bathroom trips sure as hell will. ;)

    I guess thats how I earned my title of "Slurpee King".

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  116. No wonder there' a weight problem... by V_M_Smith · · Score: 1

    80 oz of coke would have a whopping 933 calories! That's over a third of what an active adult male can comfortably handle in a day. It's an absolutely ludicrous amount to be consuming in a nutritionally void beverage form.

    It's no wonder that obesity is (or really *should be*) such a concern nowadays...

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  118. I drank a gallon last sunday. by raygundan · · Score: 2

    Your bladder probably can't hold that much. But that doesn't mean you can't drink that much, as other posters have pointed out. There is DEFINITELY that much water in your body, and I will personally attest to drinking four 1-liter bottles of water after a 14-mile run in 95 degree heat last weekend.

  119. No, no, we really do want that much coffee! by duck_prime · · Score: 1
    Besides, this sort of thing is determined largely by economics - the smaller cups must not have been selling as well.

    Economics, yes, demand, no. Starbucks saw that they could make more profit on large sizes. They control enough of the market to make competion a moot point. It's the typical distortion of the free market seen when one supplier (or one buyer) becomes too influential.
    Economics, yes, demand, yes!

    I live in San Francisco, as coffee-happy a town as you're likely to find. We certainly have dozens of Starbuxen, but also scads of other chain and non-chain coffee shops. Some of them have little cups. If people really wanted the little cups, they know where to go.

    Instead, I go into Starbucks and overhear people ordering grande cappucinos. These people's hearts usually then burst out of their chests and tap-dance on the table, but I digress.

    Point being, there seems to be an overall trend of everything in America getting bigger: Coke cups, coffee cups, McDonalds sandwiches, and, possibly not unrelatedly, people's butts.

    It may be a little early yet to denounce Starbucks for manipulating the consumer coffee mkt.
    1. Re:No, no, we really do want that much coffee! by matrix29 · · Score: 2

      Instead, I go into Starbucks and overhear people ordering grande cappucinos. These people's hearts usually then burst out of their chests and tap-dance on the table, but I digress.

      Point being, there seems to be an overall trend of everything in America getting bigger: Coke cups, coffee cups, McDonalds sandwiches, and, possibly not unrelatedly, people's butts.


      Alright already! I get the hint. I'll stop abusing the Penis Enlarging pills.

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  120. Re:44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 2

    My brother is a Double Gulp addict, so I should know this. At least here in California, the Double Gulps are regular plastic cups with separate lids like all the others. I do remember a time when they were paper cartons like you describe, but I haven't seen them in years.

    As someone else mentioned, they don't fit in normal cup holders. My brother's got an automatic so he manages to drive with one hand on the wheel and one hand resting the cup on his knee. He even managed to drive while holding two Double Gulps once. (One was for me. I had a three hour class and the instructor let us bring in a drink. The drink lasted quite a while and during the break halfway through the class I made a bee-line for the bathroom.)

  121. Re:44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! by spotter · · Score: 1

    Not exactly sure why prices in CA would be for the double gulp, but here in NYC one can easily fine 2 liter bottles of soda for a buck a bottle. that seems to be the standard "sale" price, and many times it cheaper, like this week at my local super market one can get a 2 liter bottle of pepsi for 85 cents.

  122. cup sizes by Fishstick · · Score: 2

    Disposable cup manufacturers have taken notice of the popularity/compulsory nature of larger cup sizes

    I prefer something along a 36 D, myself. ;-)

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  123. Pop? What's pop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ack! It's soda, not pop! Are you from Michigan or something? :-)

  124. ounces? by isorox · · Score: 2

    Last time I checked, an ounce was 1/16th of a pound, which was 1/14th of a stone, and there were 2.2 kilos to a stone.

    Easy.

    So how can you measure volume in units of mass?

    volume
    1 pint = 568ml
    4.5 litres to a gallon
    8 pints to a gallon
    my car does 55miles per gallon

    I dont buy 300 grammes of beer or whatever, I buy a pint (UK), or, slightly smaller, 500ml (europe). I buy a pound of bannanas, or 450 grames, not 4 cubic feet.

    p.s. If your bladder cant handle 5 pints you're usless.

    1. Re:ounces? by oojah · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think that they mean "fluid ounces".

      A traditional unit of liquid volume, called the fluid ounce to avoid confusion with the weight ounce. In the U. S. customary system there are 16 fluid ounces in a pint, so each fluid ounce represents 1.804 687 cubic inches or 29.573 531 milliliters. In the British imperial system there are 20 fluid ounces in an imperial pint, so each fluid ounce represents about 1.733 871 cubic inches or 28.413 063 milliliters. A fluid ounce of water weighs just a bit more than one ounce avoirdupois.

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  125. Canadjan eh! by elrick_the_brave · · Score: 1

    Here in Canada, 7-11 touts the 64 oz / 2 Litre industrial size keep it cool for 8 hour jobby... it's huge... My bladder has been well trained over the years.. but my god.. a whole 2 litres..
    My bladder.. she is whimpering.

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  126. Close to water? by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 1

    Q: Why is American beer/coffee like sex in a canoe? A: its F***ing close to water. Drink 12 oz of French expresso and you will realize the even Starbucks waters down their drinks. 12 - 24 oz of brown water is not a good deal, even if you get twice as much

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  127. What about Canada? by zoombat · · Score: 1
    Having travelled extensively in the USA, Europe and Africa, I think I can positively say that this is a USA only thing.

    Ok, I've traveled through a bit of eastern Canada, but I can't remember how big the drinks were... so is this a North American thing, or a USA thing to have big soda/soft drink/pop containers?? This is serious business.. who can weigh in?

    1. Re:What about Canada? by eXtro · · Score: 1

      North American. I grew up in Canada, me and my buddies would stop for Big Gulps on the way home from school. I don't know how we escaped slipping into diabetic coma in retrospect.

    2. Re:What about Canada? by dadragon · · Score: 1

      Ok, I've traveled through a bit of eastern Canada, but I can't remember how big the drinks were... so is this a North American thing, or a USA thing to have big soda/soft drink/pop containers?? This is serious business.. who can weigh in?

      I'm from western Canada, and when I was in Europe, I was missing my big Froster cups.. I couldn't find anything like that anywhere in the Netherlands or Egypt.

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  128. I enjoy the larger sizes. by WiKKeSH · · Score: 1

    Everytime I stop at the local convienence store in my area (Co-Gos for those who care.) I get a "64 oz. Tank" of either Sprite or Coke. The whole 64 oz. cup costs $1.19 USD which is only $0.10 more expensive than their 20 oz. bottle of soda at $1.09. Thats 44 oz. more for $0.10 more. And it lasts me the whole day. Well worth it, in my opinion, and I would be glad to pay $0.10 or $0.20 more for a "80 oz. Super-Tank" or whatever they choose to call it.

    Most of the people who purchase huge drinks like these don't drink it in a single sitting. They either take it to work or take it home where it lasts them at least a few hours. :)

  129. Business Idea by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2

    I always thought it would be cool if drink and food vendors would personalized your drink cup with personal information that is printed on the cup or sleave on demand.

    It would work like this. You register and create an account with say Starbucks. You log in to a website and enter your CC to use to pay for your drinks. You can also upload pictures of love ones or select from default designs, you can enter the stock symbols you are interested and the news categories you follow.

    Then when you are on the go you buy yourself that tall Americano, flash them your card or some id. When you drink comes out there is your cup is personalized with a picture of your main squeeze, your current stock quotes and bulletized news updates. Heck when on the road i would stop and grap a cup just to get a picture of my family and check on my stocks.

    Also more efficient for the vendor as they do not have to give change or process a cc for buck and half.

    Let this stand as prior art if some company tries to "patent" this some day.

    1. Re:Business Idea by krinsh · · Score: 1

      In airports they already reduce their credit card processing time by handing you your slip and waving you off - no signature is required if the cost is under 10 dollars.

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    2. Re:Business Idea by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2

      Yes I noticed that the other day. However, there is a transaction fee for each transaction (something like a nickle). If the vendor could batch your purchases every month or so it would save them money.

  130. Are you from Wisconsin? by swb · · Score: 2

    No, Minnesota. You must be from Wisconsin, where they drink soda when they're not drinking beer from "barrels".

    Here in Minnesota, we drink our beer from kegs when not drinking pop.

    1. Re:Are you from Wisconsin? by Havokmon · · Score: 2
      Here in Minnesota, we drink our beer from kegs when not drinking pop.

      So while we're having a 'Barrel of Fun', you're having a keg-o-fun -eh? :P

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    2. Re:Are you from Wisconsin? by swb · · Score: 2

      So while we're having a 'Barrel of Fun', you're having a keg-o-fun -eh? :P

      Usually we're out back doing bong hits, but hey.

  131. the human bladder in perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I suspect you'd probably piss most of it within an hour or two.

    Several weeks ago I had to provide a urine sample as part of the interview process for a government job. The problem was I couldn't do it! So the doctor gave me a 6-ounce cup, directed me to a water fountain and told me to just keep drinking water until I could pee.

    Given that I didn't fill the cup to the point where it would overflow, I estimate I must have had about 5 ounces in each cupfull.

    At least 40 cups and less than an hour later, I was shivering and bloated, but I could finally pee. Less than an hour after that, I desperately had to pee again, only this time the urine was crystal clear. I stood there peeing for several minutes (people came in, did their business, left... other people came in, did their business, left, etc.). When I got home about an hour after that, I peed clear again. That was probably about 200 ounces (2.5 of those 80-ounce monsters), or 6.25 quarts, which is just over half the amount that killed a U.S. Army trainee.

    During January 2000, a 20-year-old trainee in the Army drank around 12 quarts of water during a 2- to 4-hour period while trying to produce a urine specimen for a drug test. She then experienced fecal incontinence, lost consciousness and became confused, then died from swelling in the brain and lungs as a result of low blood sodium.
    Rule of thumb:

    One monster drink is probably OK, though not healthy. Two is definitely unhealthy and wasteful (since you'll be pissing it out in an hour or two anyway, not absorbing it). Three will make you feel very sick and probably disoriented. Four or five will kill you.

  132. Forget 44oz. by Artificer · · Score: 1

    I want one of these!

  133. Starbucks sizing rant by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2
    Just a couple random shots to SBUX and their damn sizing schemes, especially "venti".
    • No real sizes, no "small medium large" like every else on the planet. Ask them for a large, and they look like a deer in headlights for a second, then say "Oh, a venti". Stupid.
    Hmmm, venti means 20 in italian:
    • It's not even 20 all the times. Some stuff is 20 oz, some 24. What gives?
    • Venti is (TM) Starbucks corporation. They TRADEMARKED a number. I bet Intel is pissed, Starbucks gets venti (TM) and they couldn't get 486. Next time we'll call it the Intel Quatre-Cent Quatre-Vinghts-Six (TM).
    1. Re:Starbucks sizing rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intel had no problem copyrighting 486. It's the 586 when the clone makers got pissed and went to the courts.

    2. Re:Starbucks sizing rant by ab762 · · Score: 1

      Intel used to claim a trademark on the lower case letter i(tm)

    3. Re:Starbucks sizing rant by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      I remember this, the whole i486 thing.

      Zilog tried to get Z (for the Z80, Z8000 line of processors). Judge threw that out, saying if he let thjem do it, it would just take 25 other companies to trademark us out of the English language.

  134. The good news is... by wikkiewikkie · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least KFC and movie theatres can save some money since their chicken and popcorn buckets can now double as cups for soda.

  135. Do they top them off with ice there too by StormCrow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Remember, at most fast food places here in the US, somewhere between 1/2 and 1/3 of any soda you order will be ice. Sometimes even more than half of it.

    1. Re:Do they top them off with ice there too by Valdrax · · Score: 2

      Ah, but that's reason number 2 that I always order my drinks with no ice and send them back if they have ice in them. Reason number 1 is that I hate watered-down drinks. Reason number 3 is that drinks from a fountain are more than cold enough already, though I'll drink Coke blazing hot before I'll drink it watered-down.

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    2. Re:Do they top them off with ice there too by Valdrax · · Score: 2

      (Oops.) ...and, yes, they do top off the drinks with ice too. "Koori ga nai Coca-Cola onegai-simasu," was the best I could figure out for ordering a Coke with no ice in Japan.

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    3. Re:Do they top them off with ice there too by wompser · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, it is funny you think that. Actually, straight from the fountain you will get a "stronger" drink than you will out of a can or bottle. It is optimized for ice, and with melting, therefore a little stronger.

      In fact, Coca-Cola optimizes their machines depending on the TYPE of ice used! Ice Cubes have a different "Brix ratio" than crushed or pellets. (Brix being the ration of syrup to carbonated water)

      I would know, I used to work at Coke...

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    4. Re:Do they top them off with ice there too by Tassleman · · Score: 1

      Wow. I've never learned so much useless information from a /. post before. Thanks!

    5. Re:Do they top them off with ice there too by wompser · · Score: 1

      you are right, it is useless to anyone outside of the soft drink industry. If you were a McDonalds owner however, this "useless" information would save you several hundred dollars per year.

      But point taken, I'm a cola geek. Sorry.

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    6. Re:Do they top them off with ice there too by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Actually I found it quite interesting. I had guessed that the balance was adjusted for ice (I managed a couple of restaurants in the dark recesses of my past that I've almost burned out of my memory) but never really discussed it with the rep that used to adjust our mix.

      Back when we had soda fountains and free drinks at my current office, I figured out that iceless was too syrup-rich (and no, to whoever said it's cold enough out of the fountain, it's not. At least not unless you drink it in about 10 minutes)

      Alas the free soda is gone with the boom.

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    7. Re:Do they top them off with ice there too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, usually on slashdot, it's useless misinformation...

    8. Re:Do they top them off with ice there too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you were the reason the lines were so long at
      mcdonalds. You probably ordered hamburgers with
      no pickles or some other nonsense.
      just kidding
      What about the idea they had of emptying the rest
      of your drink into a container when you were leaving??
      So instead of dumping everything on your tray into one
      garbage bag, there was an extra container for drinks.
      That was a good idea I thought.

    9. Re:Do they top them off with ice there too by Cyclone66 · · Score: 1

      This isn't entirely true. While Coca cola might calibrate the machine to put out stronger coke with less water, fast food resto owners can adjust it themselves (the instructions say to do so once a week). They often "water it down" a lot more than they're supposed to.
      The most watered down drinks are those where the customer fills his own glass, like at subway. You can actually see separate streams of clear water and syrup flowing into your cup.

    10. Re:Do they top them off with ice there too by wompser · · Score: 1

      That is normal actually, seeing both the water and the syrup coming out. it is actually mixed right at the fountain head, about a quarter of an inch inside the nozzle. In fact, to set the ratio of syrup-water, you just remove the nozzle and let the product run into a special cup with a devider down the middle. You then compair the syrup output and the water output ratio, and adjust accordingly. To respond to previous posters, most restruants don't unnecessaily water down their soft drinks, because customers will complain. Likely if you got a watered down drink, the syrup is almost out and the box needs to be changed. Tell the manager, I would bet that 95% of the time they will make it right for you. Not everything is a conspirancy against the little guy!

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  136. Hell, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell, I see people having in convenience stores buying a 44 ounce Pepsi and a pack of cigarettes for breakfast. Oh, and $20 or $40 of lottery tickets. After work they stop in for 2 quarts of beer, a 99cent TV dinner and a pack of cigarettes for supper. What they have for lunch is anyone's guess.

  137. They will take my double short latte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.

  138. A short? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My standard coffee drink is a double-short Americano - small enough that I can still taste the espresso, but not quite as strong as straight espresso. I was in New York earlier this year, and I ordered this drink at a Starbuck's.

    The clerk looked at me, and said, "A short? That's only this big." [holding up cup]

    "Yes, that's what I want."

    "Really? You only want a short?"

    "Yes."

    I never really thought of it as a terribly out of the ordinary drink ...

  139. Re:44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

    California charges sales tax on soda. (About 1.08%) So 85 cents for a 2 liter becomes 92 cents after tax. That's 46 cents a liter. A Double Gulp is 1.89 liters for 85 cents after tax. Comes out to 45 cents a liter. Not that my brother looked that closely into it, and I'm sure if he went to Walmart or some bulk-buying store, he could find 2 liters for even cheaper. But 7-11's convenient and cold, so it works for him.

  140. Austria by patrickoehlinger · · Score: 1

    If you go to one of the nice Viennese Cafehauses, I used to go. The tallest, biggest, whatever coffee you get is about 8 ounces. But, that's fine since it's the quality which counts. Right?

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  141. Re:44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! by Sell0ut · · Score: 1

    Last year in school there was this skinny little guy that carried around a 64oz insulated cup around campus. The cup was about twice as big as his head. He never had anything in it, but carried it with him everywhere for about 2 months. It was great satire, and I never figured anyone would acually use one that big.

    Last week I got a job at a gas station, and guess what? A LOT of people use these cups everyday, sometimes refilling it TWICE in a day. Judging by the peoples weight, it is not diet. Even if it is diet, that NutraSweet (Aspartame) is not good for you.

  142. Never shoulda been on the menu by glenebob · · Score: 2

    Since when was 8oz of coffee anough anyway? I remember when the fast food guys upped the size of a large drink from like 18oz to 32oz, and the regular from what, 8oz to 18oz? 8oz??? What a joke. Same with coffee. 8oz is like a teaser. It's a damn sample. It should be free to hook customers into buying a real cup of coffee. Why does it take these people so freakin long to figure out that what they call a regular or whatever should be the kid size? They should start calling it a puny. 8oz... I mean come on people!

  143. ounces - liters by patrickoehlinger · · Score: 1
    8 ounces = 240 milliliters
    10 ounces = 300 milliliters
    12 ounces = 360 milliliters
    20 ounces = 600 milliliters
    30 ounces = 900 milliliters
    40 ounces = 1.2 liters

    More converts

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  144. In Addition... by BitHerder · · Score: 1

    What genius decided that the smallest size cup should be called a "Tall"? Tall? Compared to what?

    And yeah, they get confused. I ask for a small coffee, they say "You mean a Tall?" No! I mean the smallest f-in one you sell!

  145. I call those 7-11 'tanks' Gallon Drums... by krinsh · · Score: 1

    I'm sure going to miss small cups of coffee - since taking caffeine in moderation is far better than making yourself superjitteryifyouknowwhatImean. There is something to be said for small sized hot beverages; and even for some small-sized drinks. But like we all know; you don't usually by a corner store soda intending to drink it all down right away. I remember in my gaming days I'd buy the 64oz Gulp, two chili-cheese dogs and Doritos and that would be lunch or a midnight snack. [Of course, seven years later I'm eating quite a bit better and watching my cholesterol, but that is offtopic...]

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  146. On 7-Eleven cups by dinomite · · Score: 1

    Your forgot the 52oz Extreme Gulp, "the baldder buster". It takes a few hours to drink, and the rest of the day to get rid of. 82c to fill with your favorite fountain drink, or slurpee if you want to rip 'em off.

  147. Just buy a f**king 2-liter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The truly disturbing part is that they will sell this damned drink for like $3.00. Despite this, there are 2-Liters, about the same size, in the cooler, for $1. People are freaking sheep.

    Same with the 20 oz drinks, which cost the same as 2-liters. Hey, I'm not ashamed to swig from a 2-L.

  148. The answer is obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why? Because of September 11th, you idiot!! What the hell did you think?? It is amazing how inconsiderate people here can be!

  149. One flaw in your logic by devphil · · Score: 2
    drink an 80 oz coke everyday and see how long it takes before you are shooting up insulin twice a day.

    Those of us who have to shoot up insulin twice a day already due to broken genes (thanks mom and dad for the useless pancreas) have nothing to lose! My fridge is stocked with nothing but colas -- both diet and regular -- and water for the morning coffee. I don't remember the last time I drank juice. Milk? Don't waste my time; come back when it's carbonated and can give me brain damage.

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  150. Ozes, ounces, gallons, pints, WTF? by tempfile · · Score: 0, Troll

    Could somebody please translate this pile of strange and confusing units to a sane (metric) system for me? Thanks so much.

  151. Won't fit in the cup holder by serutan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope they never do make that 80-oz cup. If I put one of those in my cup holder, the whole damn computer would tip over.

    1. Re:Won't fit in the cup holder by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      Computer? If I put one of those in my cup holder, the whole damn car will tip over.

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    2. Re:Won't fit in the cup holder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Driving a Yugo?

  152. 8 oz cups have disappeared completely from Europe by IXI · · Score: 1

    We only have 250 ml cups over here. OTOH we know that everything is bigger in the US, so why shouldn't cups?

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  153. great Onion reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What an excellent Onion reference. That article is ancient. I remember seeing that shortly after the Internet boom started.

    Sad to see life imitate spoof!

    Too bad that this exemplary support of that excellent spoof will never see the light of day because of the we-todd-it mods.

    Nepotism has a new name: Slashdot

  154. "We only have small, large and extra large" by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Me: "I'd like a medium coke"

    Droid: "We only have small, large and extra large"

    I don't eat at fast food places often I've had this conversation way too often at pizza and fast food joints. It's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. If I say I want a medium, that means I want the middle sized whatever it is. (Never mind the incredible lack of logic in having three sizes and not calling the middle sized one medium...) But no, these morons can't deal with that.

    And yes if I saw "Large" on my receipt without any explanation after ordering a medium I'd yell at them. And they would deserve it for having such a stupid setup. I don't care about their marketing problems. Not my concern. If you are going to have a stupid sales setup, expect the fallout.

  155. At the movies by Tomster · · Score: 1

    I order a medium Coke and medium popcorn. I'm invariably asked if I'd like the large for just-25-cents-more. I'm invariably tempted to reply, "No thanks, I'm here to see a movie, not visit the restroom".

    -Thomas

  156. Soda bottles by thelinuxking · · Score: 1

    Equally insane is the number of relatively equal sized soda bottles that companies use for the same soda. For example, I've seen Coke in 20 oz, 24 oz, and .5 liter (17 oz) bottles. Of course it also comes in 1 liter and 2 liter bottles too, but the crazy thing is that the first three sizes are basically the same...why not just sell one size!

  157. No it isn't. by GlenRaphael · · Score: 2
    But that doesn't excuse the fact that bottled water is more expensive than gasoline!

    In bulk quantities, water is pennies a gallon. If gas were sold in 8 ounce bottles it would cost more than water.

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  158. Water by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

    Drinking water is (almost*) always good for the body. When it's hot and I am outside I can drink 2 gallons or more in a day. Not much point to 8 oz. cups then.

    Of course soda, coffee, or booze is a different matter...

    (* You can actually die from drinking too much water. I wouldn't worry about it though...)

    Tim

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  159. Re:Not just drinks... No wonder everyone's fat by gessel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This subject relates nice to the Atkins diet craze. Not to reopen old wounds, but despite the absurd implication that obesity paralleled the rise in "healthy" eating (avoiding fat), doesn't it seem obvious -- and shouldn't both Atkins fans and those who's diets are based on actual research happily agree -- that increasing the average dose of coke from 10oz bottles to 32oz big gulps (an increase of more than 200 calories) would be expected to cause a dramatic rise in the rate obesity?

    Gosh, per capita consumption of soda has doubled since 1974. Not at all surprisingly the obesity rate in the US has risen more or less in synchrony.

  160. Width not height by sjbe · · Score: 2

    4) All part of training to make Americans bigger. Bigger food=bigger people, right? We'll be able to take over the world once all Americans are 11 feet tall, and everyone else averages 5'11".

    More like 11 feet wide and unable to squeeze through the front door more likely...

  161. Solve the world energy problem in 3 easy steps. by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

    1. Government mandated lyposuction.
    2. Free greasecars for everyone.
    3. 80 ounce sodas everywhere.

  162. Converted to metric for the rest of the world... by zerosignal · · Score: 1

    8 U.S. fluid ounces is 236 ml.
    16 U.S. fluid ounces is 473 ml.
    20 U.S. fluid ounces is 591 ml.
    44 U.S. fluid ounces is 1301 ml.
    80 U.S. fluid ounces is 2366 ml.

  163. New Poll Results by Windows+Me · · Score: 1

    Which is the worst Os? Linux 65% Mac 20% Windows 15%

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  164. Supply and demand... by nordicfrost · · Score: 2
    When I studied social economics, we discusse a graph from Newsweek. The chart explained the weight trend of the american population i junction with trends on the fast food industry.

    At every sudden jump in weight since 1945, the fast food industry introduced some kind of deal, like Burger Kings "Go Large" or McDs Super-sizing of menus. Our american teacher said that when the large fast food chains increased their menus, other food manufaturers did the same thing. The cost is marginal and the consumer is happy.

    He also told us that the largest available McD menu here in Norway, is about the size of a small/medium adult menu in USA.

  165. You people are the reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that retail/food service is such a shitty job. Bitch bitch bitch. These poor high school kids may be dumb, but everything that comes out of their mouth is part of a script. If they don't offer you a supersize, they get repremanded/fired. If it's a choice between sounding stupid by offering to supersize your small fries, and my job, I'll sound stupid.

    At blockbuster, they recruit customers to police their employees. There's a sign that says "if the cashier doesn't offer you any additional items, go see the manager and get a coupon!" or something to that effect. Meanwhile, some poor kid looses her spending money for the summer.

    Blame the corporation, not the teenagers. You were stupid once, too. Now you're just a jackass.

  166. Re:Gary Coleman by jim3e8 · · Score: 1

    Parents of children named Willis are required to pay a royalty at birth which covers any future potential copyright infringment. So don't worry. ;)

  167. Cup size inflation by JohnQPublic · · Score: 1

    A related problem is "cup size inflation". Way Back Whe, Starbucks offered "short", "tall" and "grande". When the "short" vanished, "tall" shrank and became "regular", "grande" shrunk to "tall" size and "venti" arrived. Since "venti" is Italian for "20", I sure hope it never shrinks!

  168. Medium is in the middle by Pius+II. · · Score: 1

    You obviously are brainwashed. Medium - Large - Extra Large makes no sense; Normal - Large - Extra Large would be okay, but why not just keep on calling it Small - Medium - Large? Boy, it's getting late here; gotta go to bed now.

  169. drink a pint piss a quart? by YellowSnow · · Score: 1

    Who's average? I've noticed when out drinking with buddies that they go to the bog (scottish slang for the head) a lot more than I do, so I got curious. I found that I could easily piss a pint, 20oz to a pint in the UK. and if I drink too much before I fall asleep (off night shift so I'm really tired)and get woken up in extreme pain, I have managed 1.25 litres, 2.2 british pints, 44oz or 2.7 US pints. Relief!

  170. Better then the profit hotels make on pop. by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

    I stayed at a Omni in Dallas for a business trip. a 10 oz (yeah you heard right....a 10 oz!) Coke cost $2.75 + 17 %. Over 3 bucks for 10 oz's of pop! I found a grocery store and got a 12 pack. For a 50 cent bag of cookies it was also 3 bucks. Needless to say, I left the mini bar key at the front desk.

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  171. labor cost is constant... by claud9999 · · Score: 1

    There's a very simple explanation (which you've all seemed to miss)...The cost to pay John Doe to make the cup of X is constant no matter how big the cup is. (Well, ok, I suppose it does take a bit longer to fill, but it's certainly not a linear relationship.) This, combined with a minimal cost of materials means that as drinks get larger, so do profit margins.

    (Self-serve removes the labor cost entirely, of course!)

    Then again, I prefer to buy a drink that meets my needs and the convenience of buying one 32-oz drink rather than two 16-oz drinks is worth the .50 more it costs, so I'll continue to buy the "grande", "supersize" and the like from the drink menu.

  172. REALLY small Japan by quimby · · Score: 1

    I think the 'smaller than a US courtesy cup' observation is an exaggeration. McDonald's has cup sizes that go up to about 500ml. They do have the smaller sizes, of course. I drink the large or the medium usually. On a more interesting note, smaller and larger sizes of cans are sold here (commonly about 10 years ago, but still now) side by side in vending machines.... ... For THE SAME PRICE!! Go figure. If you really want to address diminishing marginal value, you should take a look at this. Less thirsty people do not want to drink half a can and then have to carry a goofy half empty can around. They buy the smaller size because it is less inconvenient after they have been satisfied. Cool huh? There are even VERY small cans that are sold sometimes. I think that they are 6oz... maybe even 4oz... about 80ml, I think. Apparently, people buy them. It is literally two 'swigs' and you are done.

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  173. Beer Vending Machines by svzurich · · Score: 1

    In 1997 I noticed many Kirin Beer vending machines in Sasebo and Yokosuka (sp?). They came in tall cans and were found near major shopping areas and arcades. Damn cool concept! Try looking around malls and covered streets.

  174. All I want is a... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    single espresso served in a warm ceramic cup. Can I?

  175. 80 oz cup? How big's the cupholder for that? by peterdaly · · Score: 2

    Not only is that half my weight, but who in the world has a cupholder in their car to hold that?

    Seriously, I just want a stardard size coffee cup that will fit perfectly in a "standard car cup colder". A standard cupholder may be another issue.

    I drink coffee on the way to work. I pass three places that sell good coffee (ok at least.) All three have different dimension cups. My Acura only fits 20oz cup very well.

    -Pete

  176. 80 ounces? Lawsuit fodder... by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    How long after they introduce that before some fool (or their kid) drowns in their Big Gulp, and the multi-jillion dollar lawsuit ensues?

    ~Philly

    1. Re:80 ounces? Lawsuit fodder... by Havokmon · · Score: 2
      How long after they introduce that before some fool (or their kid) drowns in their Big Gulp, and the multi-jillion dollar lawsuit ensues?

      I actually saw a moron on Bill O'Reilly a couple weeks ago who's trying to sue fast food chains because he didn't know that fast food was bad for him.

      He wants more laws to protect the stupid.

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  177. Prefer athletic cups measured in inch than ounce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always find it difficult to find an athletic cup based on ounces rather than inches - how do you fit it into a measuring cup, and measure accurately? Do you just include the frank, or do you include the beans? Not to mention if you accidently get some pubic hair twisted around - that can stink - so confusing, so akward!

  178. 48 seconds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find my average to be 46 seconds. I can hold about 8 beers, after which it takes 150 seconds, and then about 20 seconds per following four beers, and then I can't count.

  179. Re:sweat by vacamike · · Score: 1

    gatorade is collected from the sweaty nut-sax0rs of of guys at the computer

  180. Re:Gary Coleman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but I am Gary Coleman, or am I?

  181. Plate size and fat people by Animats · · Score: 2
    The average US restaurant plate size has increased 2" in the last decade. Really. It's hard to find California cuisine any more, but carbo-heavy Italian, which I hate, is everywhere. Fish restaurants and French nouvelle-cuisine restaurants are also hard to find. Fast food is hopeless, although at least I can still get chicken nuggets.

    Off to the gym.

  182. Re:Re:Gary Coleman by f00zbll · · Score: 1

    So does that mean Bruce Willis also owes Gary Coleman?

  183. Re:44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! by CPT+Carl · · Score: 1

    Well since you've brought it up, I'm compelled to go into my diatribe about 7-Eleven's missuse of their basic unit of liquid measurement, the "gulp". As it stands:

    Gulp = 16 oz.
    Big Gulp = 32 oz.
    Super Big Gulp = 44 oz.
    Double Gulp = 64 oz.

    Now it stands to reason that if the "Gulp" is 16, shouldn't the 32 be the "Double Gulp", followed by the 44 being the "Big Gulp", and lastly the 64 being the "Super Big Gulp"?

    I would not be opposed to calling the 64 the "Double Big Gulp", but only if the 44 oz. "Super Big Gulp" went away.

    I am ready to petition for this re-naming plan, 'cause it bugs me that much...

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  184. Coke used to come standard in a 6oz bottle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm under 40 and at one point when I was a kid a bottle of Coke came in a standard 6 oz bottle. I can't remember when they changed it, but we used to buy cases of Coke in heavy glass bottles that only held 6oz. This was the standard size at the time in vending machines and stores also. By the time I was 12, I remember buying Coke in a standard 12oz can. Although my memory isn't good enough to remember the exact dates, the amount of "standard" liquid in a bottle/can of Coke doubled in just a short period of time.

  185. I See where this is going. by Brendor · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately this rend has only one plausible outcome and it is inconvenient..

  186. Story Time by Monkelectric · · Score: 2
    In high school I was in the jazz band, and during "jazz season" we would travel all over southern california eating fast food, getting sick, commiting misdemeanors and oh yeah, every once in awhile we'd play some jazz.

    One day we're in this god forsaken town, I'm sorry I dont recall the name. Anyways, in this town there are lots of hills, cactus, lizards, probably some bleached cattle bones somewhere, a college and a gas station with attached minimart. The place was a complete wasteland. If you've ever been to a jazz compo, basically you wait for 5 hours, play a 20 minute set, wait 5 hours for the results, go home. Sometimes it can vary though, maybe you wait 2 hours, play 20 minutes, and then wait 8 hours for the results :) you get the idea ...

    Of course this compo is in the california heat and it's 110 degrees out. We'd been sitting in the sun for 4 or 5 hours, and well, I have an allergy to a chemical in most but not all sodas, and everything at this freaking college I was alergic to. So I grab my friend and we get in the car and goto the gas station where they have, no lie, 128 ounce sodas. We were floored! The thing was as thick as a coffee can and made of pvc plastic, we could have used it for a terarium afterwords and it cost something like 2.99 (in 1995 no less). We *had* to have them so we filled up (thank jebus for dr pepper which Im not alergic to).

    Theres not much more to the story besides the unavoidable consequences of two 17 year olds doped up on caffine and sugar. We ran around wild in the college for a few hours seeing what doors had been unlocked, leaving strange notes on the dry-erase boards in any classroom we could open. After our blood sugar crashed there was hell to pay of course, headaches, empty :) At the time we figured the 128oz drink was a test product of some kind, but for obvious reasons Ive never seen another one in my life --and thus ends the story of the elusive and much sought after 128 ounce coke.

    --

    Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

  187. Ounces/Pints/Quarts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Arrrrgh. Why does the US still use weird-arsed measurements like 'oz' pints quarts gallons?

    Strange thing is that in some comments, people refer to 2 litre bottles of drink. Its gotta be easier to work out how many 200ml/250 glasses/cups per 2 litre (thats around 2Kg) bottle.

    (I did think about trying to work out want 40oz was but decided life was waaay to short)

    I know, a troll but it had to be said..

  188. This is not Slashdot !... by tmontes · · Score: 1

    ...otherwise we'd have seen thousands of 'Informative' posts relating oz, pints and quarters to mililiters, liters and other measures easily understandable by other folks. ;)

    BTW: Coffe around here is served in ~10ml cups: it is strong and bitter. (now go ahead and translate that to ozs !) ;p

  189. Re:80 oz cup? How big's the cupholder for that? by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    Not only is that half my weight, but who in the world has a cupholder in their car to hold that?

    Here's your answer!

    ~Philly

  190. Re:Gary Coleman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is that possible, considering that I am the REAL Gary Coleman... btw, you owe me.....

  191. A first hand report about hyponatremia by MKalus · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is a subject that is pretty interresting to me since I started racing triathlons, I never really thought that things like Gatorade made sense until some people corrected me on this.

    The following is a first hand account of someone who experienced hyponatremia, pretty scary.

    ----------------

    Hi everyone,

    I'm writing this to "the big list", the PA Buzzards, Virginia Happy Trails
    Running Club, the Montgomery County Road Running Club (in Maryland) and a
    few others to say THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH for the Get Well Wishes, Cards,
    Flowers, and overall concern and support. Wow! I have a lot of wonderful
    friends!

    I am writing to so many people for a few reasons - first, I have received
    many inquires about how I am doing after the Vermont 100 miler. Also, many
    people heard about what happened (which I'll explain below) but only got
    parts of the story. So you'll get the story here - as best I know it, from
    me, Michele Burr - the person who got a severe case of hyponatremia at
    VT100. The people who do know about my getting hyponatremia have urged me
    to post something so that people are aware of this very serious problem.
    I must admit, I don't remember much because I had a seizure and went into a
    coma but I have pieced together many things from people who saw me at the
    end of the race and from talking with my husband, who thank God, was there
    at the finish line and with me during my 5 day stay at two hospitals in
    Vermont and then New Hampshire.

    WHAT IS HYPONATREMIA? This is a condition in which there is a very low
    concentration of sodium in your blood. It is also seen in conjunction with
    WEIGHT GAIN (not weight loss) and most often occurs during endurance
    exercise lasting more than 5 to 7 hours. (From:
    http://www.halcyon.com/gasman/water.htm) More specifically, hyponatremia
    develops as sodium and free water are lost and replaced by fluids, such as
    plain tap water, half-normal saline, or dextrose in water. Basically, this
    condition occurs when a person takes in too much water and not enough salt.
    So you are probably wondering...was I taking Suceed! caps? Was I drinking
    electrolyte fluids? Yes to both of these questions but obviously I was not
    taking enough of either one of these things and yes, I was also eating
    potato chips, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, fig newtons, and potatoes
    -but again, it wasn't enough salt and I was taking in too much water. My
    weight was up 5 pounds at the last weigh-in. To give you an understanding of
    where my sodium level was compared to a normal person....most people have
    about 140-145 mEq/L - this is some sort of measure of the amount of salt in
    your blood. I had 113 mEq/L. This is extremely low. So, why is this a
    problem? Because you need sodium in your blood for your brain to function.

    WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS? The answer to this question is the scary part and why
    this is such a medical emergency when it occurs.
    ****Many of the symptoms are NEUROLOGICAL in origin.**** Level of alertness
    can range from agitation to a coma state. Variable degrees of cognitive
    impairment (eg, difficulty with short-term recall; loss of orientation to
    person, place, or time; frank confusion or depression). Other symptoms
    include seizure activity and irrational behavior. In patients with acute
    severe hyponatremia, signs of brainstem herniation, including coma; fixed,
    unilateral, dilated pupil; decorticate or decerebrate posturing; and
    respiratory arrest. Coma and seizures usually occur only with acute
    reduction of the serum sodium concentration to less than 120 mEq/L.
    (Remember my sodium level was at 113 mEq/L.)

    I didn't recognize where I was or who my friends were or who my husband was
    at the end of the race. I walked the last 5 to 10 miles which is very
    unusual for me and people said I didn't know who they were and it appeared
    as though I didn't even know I was in a race. Shortly after I crossed the
    finish line on Saturday night I started to vomit uncontrollably then I had a
    seizure then I went into a coma. I remained in a coma for 3 days. At some
    point before I woke up out of the coma I began the "irrational behavior"
    mentioned above. I pulled out all my IVs and ripped off my EKG patches and
    tried to kick and hit the nursing and neurosurgeon staff. I was very
    combative whenever someone tried to touch me and was eventually given
    antipsychotic medication.

    When I woke up I didn't know where I was, what
    had happened, what month, or year it was. Upon being forced to give a guess
    for the month I told the neurosurgeons, "I think it's Vermont" for the
    month. I couldn't read and I couldn't add numbers. On Tuesday after the
    race I started to feel much, much, better. I could read again and I had
    watched a car commercial to figure out what year it was. I also got a lot
    of the story about what happened from my husband. It was on this day (or
    maybe Monday?) I learned I had been in another hospital earlier. Why was I
    first in a small local hospital (Ascutney in Windsor, VT) and then
    transferred by ambulance to Dartmouth-Hitchcock? That has to do with the
    scariness about how to treat this medical emergency. It you don't do it
    right, it will lead to further and permanent brain damage.

    HOW IS HYPONATREMIA TREATED? From http://www.rice.edu/~jenky/heat.html: It
    says that the condition is frequently mis-diagnosed as dehydration and that
    the consumption of water makes matters worse because it dilutes the blood
    sodium concentration even further than it already is.
    From http://www.emedicine.com/EMERG/topic275.htm :
    "The principal causes of morbidity and death are when chronic hyponatremia
    reaches levels of 110 mEq/L or less and cerebral pontine myelinolysis (an
    unusual demyelination syndrome that occurs when HYPONATREMIA IS CORRECTED
    TOO QUICKLY).

    Much has been written about treatment of hyponatremia and the potential
    adverse outcome of central pontine myelinolysis. This condition is
    demyelination of the pons, which can lead to mutism, dysphasia, spastic
    quadriparesis, pseudobulbar palsy, delirium, coma, and even death.
    Raising the serum sodium concentration more than 25 mEq/L or to a normal or
    above-normal level in the first 48 hours increases the likelihood of central
    pontine myelinolysis.

    The main controversy in the literature surrounds treatment of chronic
    symptomatic hyponatremia because, as mentioned, central pontine myelinolysis
    may result if the condition is corrected too rapidly. Therefore, although
    treatment in these patients is similar to that just described, the rate of
    correction should be slower (0.5 to 1 mEq/L per hour). Aggressive therapy
    should be discontinued when the serum sodium concentration is raised 10% or
    symptoms abate."

    Upon being admitted at the first hospital in Vermont my soium level was 113
    mEq/L but then quickly went to 116 and the next reading was at 126. The
    hospital felt uncomfortable and kept telling my husband it was possible I'd
    get "PONDS" - which is central pontine myelinolysis (permanent brain
    damage). They also told him to think about long term care for me and that
    "things could turn out a number of ways". They also asked him if I remained
    in a vegetative state, would I want my organs donated and did I have a
    living will prepared. At this point, an ambulance took me to New Hampshire
    to Dartmouth-Hitchcock. Needless to say, I think I aged my husband about 10
    years during these 5 days.

    WHAT ARE THE LONG TERM EFFECTS? Well, so far I feel I am about 95% back to
    where I was neurologically before the race. (Physically, I lost 10 pounds.)
    I couldn't remember my password when I got to my office so I couldn't log
    into my computer and I forgot a combination lock number I often used. I
    also forgot a few people's names. I had a little bit of trouble typing and
    signing my name but that seems to be gone now. The last clear things I
    remember from the race are at the mile 18 aid station. I am also a bit
    spacey (it's a bit difficult for me to concentrate) but I can drive. I am a
    research scientist so it's important that I be able to generate and
    interpret statistics. I haven't tried that yet but I'm optimistic. Here are
    a few more links (in case you just can't get enough about hyponatremia):
    http://www.spinalhealth.net/hypona tremia.html
    http://www.fred.net/ultrunr/hyponatre mia.html#Paul

    Finally, the way to avoid this in the future (for me) is to drink less water
    and eat more salt. I will also push for a blood test from my doctor before
    I run another 100 (this was my 5th one) to make sure I am not starting out
    at a deficit - which is what the doctors were suggesting at
    Dartmouth-Hitchcock Hospital. They said that my low sodium diet, combined
    with a high volume of running (sometimes as much as 100 miles/week) and
    sweating in the heat and humidity here in the Washington DC area were the
    problem combined with the low volume of electrolyte fluids (relative to the
    amount of water I was taking in).

    This was scary. I hope some people will be educated by reading this and for
    the many people who emailed and asked me what happened, I hope this answered
    their questions.

    Thank you so very much again everyone for your concern. My friends,
    co-workers, relatives, and the ultrarunning community have been great!
    Michele Burr

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  192. Wanna small cup? by Enigmia+Man · · Score: 1

    If you want to really get a small cup at a fast food place, just ask for an "ice water." The thimble they give you couldn't hold one of their ice cubes.

  193. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from what I've seen of the comments, I guess I was the only hockey fan left horribly insecure by the gist of the posting.

    Time for that 10-inch penis pump, indeed.

  194. its still an eight once drink. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once you remove all the ice they serve with it. Ask for a drink with no ice once.

  195. Trends of the times. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
    Bill Hicks (God rest his soul) had a stand-up monologue back in 1993 about going to a particularly isolated part of Texas/Oklahoma, and asking for a cup of coffee.

    The attendant then asked him if he wanted the 64oz, or the large? "If you want the large, you'll have to pull round back with your truck."

    Listening to comedy from 5-10 years ago shows two trends in the general public: upsizing and diversifying.

    One of Denis Leary's better rants from Lock n' Load was about how "You can get every other flavor of coffee out there except COFFEE FLAVORED COFFEE. They've got mochachino, they've got cappachino, frapachino, rappachino, Al Pacino, WHAT THE FUCK?"

    Think about it, though. Next time you go to a 7-Eleven, and you fill up a 64 ounce drink with Vanilla Coke. Think about whether or not it'll fly nowadays. Think about whether or not Crystal Pepsi would have made it today with Britney Spears and Austin Powers hawking it.

    What was there back then, anyways? That's not a Pepsi, that's a Crystal Pepsi. And that's not a Dark Michael Jackson. That's a new and improved White, light, and refreshing Michael Jackson!

    I only wish that Tab would have still been a major player in soft drinks nowadays. With all the saccharine, they could have people like Denis Leary doing commercials for "New and Improved Cancer-Causing Cranberry Tab!"

    Doesn't sound like a good idea? Oh well. Maybe that one's only for the smoking demographic.

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    /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
  196. Mmm by davidmacq · · Score: 1

    Give me that 80 ouncer, cuz I want some Diet Pepsi. Mmmm nutrasweet. As long as it don't make me fat I don't care what it does to me. I think it may be addictive...

  197. Geek unfriendly..? by Burning1 · · Score: 2

    I'm sorry, Geek Unfriendly?

    I'm a 19 year old web developer and Jr. Syadmin. I care about the MPPA, RIAA, Freedom... About computing issues. I'll even argue VI over Emacs.

    By most accounts I am a geek.

    I also happen to be a bodybuilder, and was plesantly surprised about an article regarding health concerns.

    Not every geek in the world wants to die when a 5lb blob of lard finally hits their heart. Not all of us are fat lazy pigs either.

    Mabie a number of geeks don't have time to get up and work out... That doesn't mean they don't care about health.

    I'd like to dispell this idea that geeks are ugly, overweight, sloppy, and socially inept... Mabie then I could call myself one in public without feeling like I'm insulting myself.

    1. Re:Geek unfriendly..? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      you can call yourself a geek in public without insulting yourself. as soon as bill gates made his first billion $, the term "geek" went from insult to compliment ;-)

      --
      intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  198. The economics of big portions... by markmoss · · Score: 2

    The substance in the cup constitutes very little of the cost of selling the cup - that is, taking the order, collecting the money, filling the order, getting the stuff to you, cleaning up the table where you drank it, constantly cleaning up the whole darned store to meet the health code... The same thing applies to the burgers, fries, etc. So the restaurants can quite easily offer a lot more food and drink for just a little more money, and it looks like a great deal.

    It is a great deal - for your cardiologist.

    (I should talk. One of my two-year old grandsons just patted my belly and asked, "baby?"

  199. Obligatory Real Life Link by Redoc66 · · Score: 1

    Ahhhh, its amazing I managed to find it, but here it is.

    --
    Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill
  200. Whats wrong with small? by sephkunyui · · Score: 1

    Why do they keep changing small orders to medium or short? Is it because we thing the coffee, pizza or whatever peice of merchandise feels insulted?
    Honestly it's stupid. I work part time at a coffee shop and we don't have special names for the coffee. Noone comes in and orders a grande or tall or whatever coffee they just say "I want your smallest cup" or "do you have anything larger?" and our sizes are simple: Small Medium and Large. Seriously people just don't care.
    It's funny though because I have a simple question "If medium is your smallest size how is it the middle size?" In reference to a drink I guess you would just ask them to open wide and not worry about how unsanitary it is to use your thumb to shoot the drink into their mouth. But hey it serves them right for having some logic.

  201. I've been wanting metric for so long... by Gimpy-Joe · · Score: 1

    I'm so sick of non metric US measurments who cares about an 80 ounce cup!!! i want 5 deciliters or 2.5 liters or something! coca cola has gotten a little better by making their bottles come in 1/2 a liter (no not 5 deciliters or 500 mililiters /sigh)

    --
    Good luck in hell.
    1. Re:I've been wanting metric for so long... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure what 2.5 liters is but most of the English speaking world does know what 2.5 litREs is. If you are going to use the metric system then please learn to spell the units.

  202. My bladder holds 22 ounces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do I know, you ask? Because I have to piss exactly twice after drinking a Super Big Gulp full of Mountain Dew.

    Of course, I don't think you can take half a piss...

    1. Re:My bladder holds 22 ounces by jx100 · · Score: 1

      Sure you can. Just pinch it halfway.

  203. 80z isn't more to drink... by Trinition · · Score: 2

    You just have 72oz of ice in the thing leaving you with the same, paltry 80z we started with decades ago.

  204. 5 pints? It depends... by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

    ... on what's in the cup

    (and whether or not I'm at a hockey game).

  205. FOR THE LOVE OF..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's spelt Litre!!!!!
    A Litre of milk, a litre of coke etc

    Not Liter - this is not a word !

    1. Re:FOR THE LOVE OF..... by SpacePunk · · Score: 2

      You say tomatoe, he says tomato.
      You say colour, he says color.

  206. A few comments! by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    I think the reason why 12 oz. cups of coffee are more common nowadays is the fact that the average standard size coffee mug is 12 oz. to start with. I'm sure folks in the Seattle area have seen certain coffee beverages served on what looks like a large soupbowl (yikes!).

    As for single-serviing cold drinks, we first started with 8 oz. bottles, then 12 oz. bottles, then 16 oz. bottles, then 12 oz. cans, then 16 oz. cans (though this is rare nowadays), and now 20 oz. bottles. Indeed, pretty much every soft drink I know of if they use a bottle are sold in a 20 oz. bottle that can fit most automobile cupholders easily.

    The so-called Super Sized cups are not as common as people think. I actually find it a bit unwieldy to hold even the 32 oz. cups found at most convenience stores. In fact, the largest cup I can hold comfortably is the 22 oz. Slurpee cup from 7-Eleven, due to the fact this cup can fit standard automobile cup holders and also my hand can comfortably hold the cup.

  207. Re:44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! by Sabalon · · Score: 2

    I have one of those cups sitting around somewhere. My officemate ran into a CircleK (they also have the 64oz cups) and asked if I wanted anything - I said to get me a sprite.

    He came out with one of these things, which I think cost like $0.89.

    Best use I've found for the cup is to fill it up with Guinness and have a nice evening!

  208. basic psychological causes by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    most people have an oral fixation, i've read about all sorts of research that shows cigarette addiction comes not only from nicotine, but from a basic instinct to suckle, as humans we are born with few instincts, we learn most things, btu one of our basest instincts is to suckle, this need to be constantly drinking can be atributed to that

    --
    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  209. It's not the size... by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    I know caffine fiends who down a triple shot mocha latte whatever, which easily has more caffine than the average 8oz in a smaller container. The only serious downside to this is you build up a tolerance and anything less just doesn't cut it, regulating the victim to the "blatter buster" size or go for the quadra-shot. Really not a pretty sight either way...

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  210. Another Example Amoral Economics by istartedi · · Score: 3

    This is just another example of economics being applied in an amoral fashion. For quite some time I've been lamenting the demise of the 12-oz can in convenience stores, which has been replaced with 20-oz plastic bottles. All too often I find myself falling prey to the "you've gotta finish it" mentality. No doubt this comes from being told as a kid to "clean your plate because people are starving overseas".

    Of course, I could just pour out the extra soda or plan ahead by purchasing smaller units at the grocery store. However, if I were inclined to do that I wouldn't be at the convenience store to begin with. Planning ahead simply isn't... well... convenient.

    So... what can we do with all that flat soda? I hate the idea of just dumping it, so here's my proposal: Flat soda collection centers.

    It's not as crazy as you think. Since all non-diet sodas are essentially sugar-water with an acid pH, all we have to do is dump them in a vat, rebalance the pH, add yeast, and let them ferment. Then we can distill the product into ethanol and use it to power stuff.

    Of course this will never work. Most people drink the whole 20-oz, or just dump the flat soda. If I were the tinfoil-hat type, I'd say there was a conspiracy to make America fat, but it's really just amoral economics.

    The companies get a better margin on bigger bottles. They can afford to please the gluttons at the expense of the rest of us because the gluttons are their best customers. There are only 2 major soda companies. Any vendor that tries to carry the smaller sizes faces the same margins. They may also face pressure from the soda companies. Pepsico does a lot of its business because it owns restaurants. They should be forced to divest all their restaurant holdings, as this is very much against the public interst. Alternatively, their corporate charter could be revoked thus relieving them of both the benefits and obligations of being a corporation. Of course charter revokation is a futile proposal since the public service nature of corporations is all but dead and burried.

    Both soda companies are guilty of using heavy-handed contracts on independant operators. All corporations (not just soda companies) should be barred from making deals that prevent customers from dealing in competing products. Such a law, were it in force, would solve much of the Microsoft problem too.

    At any rate, the application of "economies of scale" to serving people drinks is just one of many examples of economics being applied without thought. These aren't refineries we're fueling here, THEY'RE HUMAN BEINGS. They require something other than maximum volume at minimum cost.

    Don't worry too much though. Misguided economics works in the other direction too. Free Trade wags are actually seriously proposing the elimination of subsidies and tarrifs on agricultural products worldwide. As everybody who took basic economics knows, agricultural subsidies help ensure greater than "market" output. Market output could lead to food shortages in drought years. Tarrifs encourage local production. Take away the tarrifs, and US agriculture might flee to a lower cost producer. Yes folks... all of this means that Americans, yes AMERICANS. May someday be taking grain from UN workers throwing it out the back of trucks. And the Blue Helmet guys probably won't offer you the option of "super sizing" that sack of wheat.

    --
    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  211. Re:44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! by alienmole · · Score: 1
    This has already been answered in this thread - the thing about companies not wanting to use the word "small". The problem with 7-Eleven is that the "Gulp" really should be called the "Small Gulp". Then you would have:
    • Small Gulp: 16 oz
    • Gulp: 32 oz
    • Super Gulp: 44 oz
    • Double Gulp: 64 oz
    ...which makes more sense. The problem with this is twofold: you're not allowed to use the word "small", and using the word "big" as much as possible is good. So you end up with something that doesn't make sense. Marketing beats out technical every time...
  212. Cup size increase? by grum · · Score: 1

    It's been quite obvious for years that there has been an increasing trend for larger cup sizes.

    I mean, we've gone from Twiggy, to Cindy Crawford to Britney Spears.

    Oh, you mean COFFEE cup sizes.

    Nevermind.

  213. that's no cup, that's a space station by supernova87a · · Score: 2

    how can you call 80oz a cup? Call it what it is, a pail / small bucket for godsake!

    I really get fed up with fast food restaurants trying to get people to buy more and more, by sending the message that they're not buying enough. First they keep asking if we want more, then after giving more, treat it like it's not enough:

    "Yes, I'd like the personal pan pizza for dinner."
    response: "Would you like to make that a MEAL with a drink and fries for only $2 more?"
    "No, I was under the impression a pizza would constitute a meal for most normal people."

  214. No more citizens, just consumers by SocialEcologist · · Score: 0

    Sorry to tell you this,
    but I think that it becomes fairly obvious :

    The american people is just accepted by the american-empire-state and the united corporates of americas as long as it can sustain a always growing economy.
    Capitalism isn't a stable system, it just can't keep as it is. It has to grow...and the american people will have too...

    All the system wants from you is that consume more and more. Jean Chretien, the virtual canada's prime minister just said it during war on terrorism "keep consuming". All the empire wants from its people is consumption, no more decision.

    This was the old democratic way. Now just keep getting fat, watch tv, buy tele marketing, buy your happiness and be prepared to the ultimate consumption : the war, and end-less war against an endless ennemy. All you will produce will be destroyed, from missiles to submarines, to buildings as in 1984 and 2001...

    But don't forget that some people will still get some profit in the story.

    EXTRA cheese in your BIG mac with your MAGNUM coke ?
    (just remember american people just consume 25 more resources than the poorest people of the world and twice as much as europeans)

  215. 10 liter Coke jerrycan by richie2000 · · Score: 2
    One of my pet back-burner projects is to get a red 10-liter jerrycan (you know the type that's stuck on the back of the jeeps in M.A.S.H., they're still fairly common both as 10 and 20 liter models) and stencil the Coca-Cola logo on it. Not to really keep drink in it, just as a display piece and an ironic comment on the three-liter bottles.

    Hm, I'm getting a lof of pet back-burner projects stacked up, maybe it's time I actually got up and started some of them...

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    Money for nothing, pix for free
  216. Re:44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

    I know this is slightly OT, but recently a friend was telling me that aspartame has been linked to cases of lupus and MS. Can anybody here tell me a little more about this? A couple of the websites I found seem to be extremist propaganda leaning one way or the other. Have any real studies been done, and if so, why is it still available?

    --
    Never fight naked, unless you're in prison...
  217. American coffee and Italian cars by boots@work · · Score: 1

    The cup holders in my Alfa Romeo aren't big enough to hold American-brand drink bottles. I have to buy Evian :-)

  218. Massive Cups For Massive People by KingKaneOfNod · · Score: 1

    Doesn't America have a weight problem?

  219. Standard International unit hey? by KingKaneOfNod · · Score: 1

    That's very nice. Now I have some idea what the hell this story is about. So that big bastard is 80oz cup they were talking about is slightly bigger than the 2 litre coke bottle that lasted me all week in year 10 camp hey? I'm sure that'll do a good job of cleaning the grease and oil of my car engine (coke is famous for this in Australia).

  220. units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ounces, pints...

    can't you (north american) people talk in metric units, so the rest of the world understands you?

    1. Re:units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How original, and ignorant.

      Canada and Mexico do use the metric system.

      Can't the rest of the planet speak English
      so we can understand them?

  221. Re:Not just drinks... No wonder everyone's fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, you're playing into Atkin's hands here... He maintained that eating less fat and more carbohydrates caused people to get fatter. (Not that I'm in favor of the Atkins diet)

    I myself am not so sure that you can blame soda alone for weight gain. Don't a lot more people drink diet soda now than in the 1970s, if it even existed then?

  222. Re:44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! by Artifex · · Score: 2

    The problem with 7-Eleven is that the "Gulp" really should be called the "Small Gulp".

    What's a small gulp? Isn't that like a sip?

    I've always been confused by the fact that they used a measurement of speed instead of size, anyway. Gulping your drink down means to drink it fast, not necessarily to take large mouthfuls, because you can do that slowly.

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  223. Fast Food Nation by btharris · · Score: 1
    A couple years ago I bought the book _Fast Food Nation: The Dark Side of the All-American Meal_ by Eric Schlosser (ISBN 0060938455) for my aunt for xmas. About a year later, I heard the guy on NPR. This is one of his major issues: the systematic enlargement of portion sizes. For example, I think I remember him saying that back at the very beginning of McDonald's, an order of Coke was 8oz. (but i could be wrong). He attributes many health problems like obesity to this.

    He also brings up a lot of issues with meat and how it's raised. As a vegetarian (vegan), this is an important issue to me. There's a nice interview with him by PBS about meat. Here's one with the BBC.

    I know it can be a problem, but like anyone else around here, i take my caffeine in 2 liter doses.

  224. Quantity over quality by JoeCotellese · · Score: 1

    A coworker and I were talking about this a few weeks ago and used McDonalds as an example. I can remember when I was a kid, small fries came in a bag, small sodas were 8oz. We've traded quantity for quality. It's cheaper for McDonalds to give us more of a bad product then it is to figure out why it sucks and make it better.

    Does anyone wonder why we're the fattest country in the world.

    1. Re:Quantity over quality by til · · Score: 1

      No
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  225. Wrong question. by Fuzzums · · Score: 2

    Christ, how much do these companies think people need to drink, anyway?

    The right question is "Christ, how much CAN YOU MAKE them drink anyway?"

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  226. Not just drinks... and not just "medium/large" by JeFurry · · Score: 1

    But the marketroids' evidence that it works isn't really relevant. They say more people are buying medium portions. Yet, if you named the sizes "aardvark, lemming and hatstand" instead of "small, medium and large", they'd say that the "aardvark" size was a success as n% of people are choosing it.

    When you're given a limited set of options, you select the most appropriate from those available. It doesn't mean that they're the ideal options. Heck, they're not even as described - how often do you find that your 0.5litre diet coke is actually 0.3 litres of coke and 0.2 litres of ice and frozen-in bubbles?

    The thing that makes it nasty here is that they don't just rename to arbitrary size names, they also hide or eliminate the small ones, so that even if you only want to wash the bad taste out of your mouth, you have to buy 50 litres of hypermegaexpensive latte to do it. Even if it does taste nice, you might not want to - so they remove your choices. B'Stards!

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  227. Bad diet, obesity and diabetes by geoswan · · Score: 2
    ...drink an 80 oz coke everyday and see how long it takes before you are shooting up insulin twice a day...

    Excuse me? I thought only type 1, juvenile onset diabetes sufferers, took insulin injections? I thought type 2, adult onset diabetes sufferers were supposed to control their blood sugar through diet and exercise.

    I understood that many native communities were struck by epidemics of obesity and adult onset diabetes when they shifted to the same diet of junk food as the rest of us, but that when the sufferers lost weight, through a healthy diet and exercise, their diabetes disappeared.

    Repeating my main point -- a bad diet can help you acquire diabetes as an adult, but you won't "shoot up" insulin.

    1. Re:Bad diet, obesity and diabetes by MKalus · · Score: 1

      My father had type 2, so did his father (guess I have a good chance to get it too) and both of them were shooting Insulin twice a day.

      I guess it depends on the severity of the diabetes you have (reads: Can your body create ANY at all?).

      But then I know that my father didn't really eat all that well anyways and in the end it did him in.

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    2. Re:Bad diet, obesity and diabetes by geoswan · · Score: 2
      In that case I stand corrected.

      Best of luck in your healthy eating plan...

    3. Re:Bad diet, obesity and diabetes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also most doctors the moment they see high blood sugar (say mid 200's) will say "I want you to tak these medications or go on insulin, instead of trying any modification of diet or any other thing.

    4. Re:Bad diet, obesity and diabetes by geoswan · · Score: 2
      Also most doctors the moment they see high blood sugar (say mid 200's) will say "I want you to tak these medications or go on insulin, instead of trying any modification of diet or any other thing.

      Really? This surprises me. I wonder if this is an American experience? Most working Americans have their health care rationaled by their HMOs (Health Maintenance Organizations?). And the news of this kind of health care that filters up here to Canada is that patients find that the HMO will supply them with inferior care on the basis of cost. Is it possible that the anecdotal reports you summarize here are due to Doctors following the HMOs advice that prescribing drugs are cheaper, require less followup visits, than monitoring a serious weight loss and exercise program?

      Americans believe that Canadians, and the citizens of other developed nations that have socialized medicine (ie just about all of them) get inferior care -- care plagued by wasteful red tape. But I heard an interview with a doctor who had practiced in both the USA and Canada. His experience was that he had to waste much more time over red-tape while practicing in the USA. In Canada he only had to look in one place to see if a procedure was insured. But in the USA each of his patients had a different private health care insurer. And they each had constantly changing, different rules about which procedures they covered. The way he characterized it was, "In the USA serious medical decisions about what care a patient should get aren't made by doctors or other trained medical personnel. They are made by the HMO's poorly-paid clerks, who have no medical training whatsoever."

  228. Cup sizing changes in the U.S. by itsajelly · · Score: 1
    The oversizing of food products is a U.S.-only phenomenon.

    At Tim Horton's in Canada they have four sizes of coffee -- S, M, L and XL. At Tim Horton's in the U.S., they only have three sizes that they call S, M, and L, but are actually the M, L, and XL sizes. If you look at the lid of your cup you'll even see the Canadian size embossed on it.

  229. Re:44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! by SpacePunk · · Score: 2

    Like saccharin, Nutrasweet will kill your ass dead if you eat your body weight in it every day for twenty years.

  230. JohnDenver: by PMadavi · · Score: 1
    John--

    I want to take back my previous reply. I've looked at your posting history, and yeah like you said, you've "obviously been an asshole" for a long, long time. You seem to be proud of it, so that shouldn't be taken as an insult. I originally thought you were picking me out specifically, just to get under my skin, for no good reason. As it turns out, you do this to a lot of people, for your own reasons. Probably because you just like flaming people. And if it makes you feel good, go for it.

    I apologize for flaming you back, and threatening you with physical violence. You're right, it was even more immature than mustering up "a half-wit comeback or even a 10 cent quip." In fact, neither would have been an appropriate response. I just hope that you're not as conversationally abrasive in person. If you are, at some point, I have a feeling that it will probably come back to haunt you, in some form or another. This relatively anonymous form of posting is obviously something you feel you need to do (for whatever reason, and I have some vague notions), so in fact, your post has very little to do with me.

    Please continue to flame my posts as much as you need. I hope it gets you what you looking for. And again, I apologize for the physical threat, it was most definitely uncalled for. Also, I don't think I'll be calling you a pussy anytime soon.

    May all your flames be orgasmic.
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    P.S.Dignity is not something that you can take from a person, who is unwilling to relinquish it. While I did let go at first, with my childish response to your flame, I do feel that I have reclaimed it ever since I decided that being angry at your flame was utterly ridiculous. Again, congratulations for initially getting under my skin.

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  231. Farm Economics by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 1

    >America subsidises its farmers to such an extent that overproduction is inevitable
    That's total bullshit.
    Farmers are paid to produce less than they can to create a market for their product.

    The United States does not have a "surplus" of food, nor would such a thing logically affect eating habits, obesity, etc.

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  232. Maybe that's why American obeisity is so common. by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

    Not that Canada's super thin, we just tend to not be as fat when we are fat, and the median is at a heathly BMI instead of the "overweight" BMI marker.

    The fact that the entire eat-out food culture of the US is based around fast-food and other places where upselling and the size shell game (make the package hold less and charge the same, them "introduce" the larger one back at a larger price) makes me wonder.

    2,000 calories (or kcals if you're anal) is the borderline you want to keep your eating at if you have a healthy metabolism. One "meal" with large fries and a large (super-sized) drink and something like a double quarter pounder is something like 2,400 calories in total. Is it any wonder why people are overweight?

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  233. Having worked with fast food.. by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

    And knowing the costs on items, I can say that the burgers are sold at about 20-40% mark up (depending on type and meat). Fries are stupidly cheap: where I work, 1lb of fries is 96 cents Canadian. A "medium" (4.5oz) package of fries costs 1.69 before taxes. I don't know how many oz are in a pound (I'm Canadian even if your distributors aren't), but I know that that's an insane markup. The same goes for our pop. A syrup box lasts for a long time (20L of syrup mixes to hundreds of litres, and our largest size is only a litre and a bit and costs 2.02$ after taxes).

    Making the drink and fries larger has a marginal cost to the company of a penny or two. It has the marginal benefit of getting 40 or more extra cents. If every penny I owned could make a 4000% return, I'd never have to work fast food again!

    Note: I'm factoring in labour on the burgers, too. However, they only take about 30-90 seconds to make, which means that at its worst, only 1/60th of 6.35 Canadian has to be added onto the (small) costs fo the burger itself :)

    This marginal cost/marginal benefit reason is also why many consumer electronics places try to upsell their ESA (extended service agreements). They get an extra 50$ or 100$ of pure profit out of you, for little extra work. If something goes wrong, they're out... but chances are things well be ok. Especially on electronics which tend not to have very many moving parts. There are exceptions (I've had nothing but troubles with my Xbox, and had te buy an ESA to get it fixed), but in general every place that ever tries to offer you a "deal" at the end is doing it to increase their margins.

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  234. The "All-Canadian meal" by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

    Which I know from my time under the golden arches...

    It consists of the following: a cheese burger, a small-size fries (3oz), and a small drink (12 oz I think, I'm not good with US weights and measures).

    I'm just curious why the "All-Canadian" is the same as the US, but smaller. Once again, that curious service-industry link to cronic obeisity is worming its way into my mind :)

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    1. Re:The "All-Canadian meal" by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      Actually, someone reminded me that the All-American was a little smaller than I remembered. In any event, it was just about the right size quite often.

      But it's still possible that it was/is larger than the All-Canadian meal:)

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  235. Kudos!!! by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

    Congratulations, not only was that a good save, but we all learned something. You came through despite my insulting and meaningless verbal assult and ended up taking the high road. I bet you'll be taking the high road more often.

    While you do that, I'll continue taking the low road so others can take the high road.

    I have conceeded...

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  236. Again, simplified models fail. by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

    What about the benefit to the amount of calories being ingested?

    Economics models that are too simple do not take into account factors like health, or sane amounts of calorie ingestion per day.

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  237. Re:44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, for first hand experiance....
    My wife is slightly diabetic, her reaction is a bit slow.
    If she eats/drinks nutrasweet, it makes her blood sugar stay up in the 200's. If she uses unsweetened or Splenda sweetened stuff it ends up back into the normal 110-140 range.
    nutra sweet also makes her vision blury, something no other artificial sweetener does.

  238. The land of 12oz bottels by rosewood · · Score: 2

    I just got back from Mexico and in a lot of parts I visited, the best I could get is a 12oz bottel. Even in puebla most common was 600ml. This drove me crazy. I need a lot to quench my thirst on a hot day and its not like I can just turn on the faucet down there.

    Also, I doubt that more then 1% of the /. crowd has ever worked outdoors, yet alone in a construction type job, where you pick up 64oz QT cup and its your drink for the rest of the morning. When you are lifting and actually WORKING and not working on an ass imprint, then I bet the upgrade from 64oz to 80oz of energy punch would be welcomed!

  239. Lunch Time! by tech+buzz · · Score: 1

    All this talk about giant cokes supersized everything has got me hungy. I know what I'm having for lunch!

    I bet Pavlov's Dogs wished Pavlov would Supersize their meals...

  240. 80 oz!? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

    But I've only got a 32 oz bladder at best!

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  241. idiot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I wanted to see if my cup holder had room for a 24-oz drink, but while reaching over I accidentally hit the computer's power button. Gee, thanks a lot.

  242. It's also an example of by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

    Franchise branding for different markets.

    In the US, Wal-mart is Wal*mart. * as in *s and stripes. Interesting?

    Wendy's, Arby's, McDonald's all use little maple leaves in place of apostrophes in Canada.

    This is something you notice if you're a person who thinks like me :)

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