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Cortical Cybernetic Implants

Floody writes "Wired is running a story with amazing cyberpunk "wow factor." Implanted visual cortex stimulation, complete with "percutaneous pedestal"; a metal jack installed directly into the skull. Where can I get a night vision enhancement module for this with HUD and distance finder?" We've posted a couple of previous stories about Dobelle and his work on bionic eyes, but this one has more details: one frame per second, $100,000. Wow.

311 comments

  1. Wow! by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 0, Troll

    I could see how in some wierd way this might be used to help blind people. Yucky!

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    1. Re:Wow! by bbartee · · Score: 1

      Think about the consequences of the heat radiating into the nervous system. It could help the blind but also cause more serious problems. Yours, Bill

  2. so wired is paying how much? by svallarian · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...to get all these paid stories onto slashdot?

    Steven V>

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  3. Countermeasures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In other news, the Russians, Chinese and EU are working on ways to use EMP pulses to fry your brain using those handy wires plugged into your cerebral cortex.

    The United States Goverment will continue working on a NMD instead...

    1. Re:Countermeasures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And the MPAA are pushing for mandatory DRM technology being embedded within it.

  4. Forget.. by iONiUM · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where can I get a night vision enhancement module for this with HUD and distance finder?

    Forget that, where can I get an x-ray enhancement? Nothing like seeing through .. uhh .. nevermind ;-)

    1. Re:Forget.. by beallj · · Score: 1

      No, it's "10.09 - Sep 2002" It's not an old article, it's an article that's been sent to us from the future.

    2. Re:Forget.. by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 2


      Yeah, and I would like 10 minutes on the holodeck with 7 of 9 - comic book guy.

    3. Re:Forget.. by Jondor · · Score: 2

      Nah, the internet interface module. Pr0n sites will pop up like flies on the honey..

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    4. Re:Forget.. by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, but if they're using Intenet Explorer to render the web pages, the only way to get rid of all the pop ups will be to remove your skull from your shoulders, wait a moment, then put it back on.

    5. Re:Forget.. by Jonsey · · Score: 1

      That's the near infrared spectrum... But I don't know anything about that.... Really! ; )

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    6. Re:Forget.. by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 1

      Yeah, walk around with a pair of RM-90s held in front of your eyes.

      Actually they would make a nice, dark, pair of sunglasses.

    7. Re:Forget.. by Brandeissansoo · · Score: 0, Troll

      X-ray huh, need I remind you that most americans are overweight, obese , and not all that good looking? Do you really want to see that?! Then again this is /.

    8. Re:Forget.. by tgibbs · · Score: 2
      Forget that, where can I get an x-ray enhancement?
      An overrated skill, unless you are one of the few who find mammograms erotic.

      Hmmmm...maybe that's why Superman never seemed all that interested in Lois.

    9. Re:Forget.. by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      He knew the color of her underwear, so his "Xray vision" probably doesn't involve any actual Xrays.

    10. Re:Forget.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hate to break it to you about xray but you cant see thru clothing with a xray its not dense enough you can see bones and metal and other dense items

    11. Re:Forget.. by spike+hay · · Score: 2

      Why do we need this story at all. The Pusher robots already shove around the blind people for us.

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    12. Re:Forget.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the pusher robots are here to save us from the terrors of outer space

  5. "Please screw this steel bolt into my skull". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah! It'll make me smarter! I'll be like all cyber and stuff!

    No, Beavis. It'll just make you a moron with a fucking nail through your head.

  6. For Sale: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll sell my Quake III gaming machine for $6,000,000. Any takers?

  7. umm... by loraksus · · Score: 1, Troll

    Not to complain too much, but check the date at the top of the article (thats what 10-99 is in case you are wondering). nevertheless, quite cool.
    and though their website looks pretty lame at a first glance, its interesting to read,
    http://www.artificialvision.com/index.html
    The videos (which will be /.'ed but hey) are hella cool, esp the simulation of what the patient sees
    http://www.artificialvision.com/vision/video .html

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    1. Re:umm... by daniel_isaacs · · Score: 2

      Not to complain too much, but check the date at the top of the article (thats what 10-99 is in case you are wondering).

      Actually, there was a lengthy article about him in this month's issue. I just read it this past weekend.

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    2. Re:umm... by romi · · Score: 5, Informative

      yeah actually it says 10.9, which is Wired issue 9, volume 10 I believe - making it current (besides which it says september 2002 right next to it).

    3. Re:umm... by curlif · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to complain too much, but check the date on Dobelle's website:

      "All eight (8) patients had an uncomplicated hospital course after implantation in April, 2002. There have been no infections."

    4. Re:umm... by loraksus · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      dyslexics untie!
      Sorry ;)

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    5. Re:umm... by Coplan · · Score: 2
      Nope. Volume 10, Issue 9. That's how Wired numbers their magazines.

      I just read this article, its from the September, 2002 issue. That in itself is kinda frustrating, as I'm reading the article online only a few days after reading it in my subscription. Oh well, subscription is cheap enough anyhow. Besides, the non-article content isn't always published on the web.

    6. Re:umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot moderator. Since when is the date on the article in question OT????

    7. Re:umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As punishment for this, you must now go camping this weekend with Jon Katz.

    8. Re:umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? So you are 'frustrated' that your subscription only buys you exclusive access to a story for a few days? Is the article worth any less to you for my having read it? Get a life.

  8. And again more obvious pr0n uses for tech... by yeoua · · Score: 1

    Now even the blind can view porn when they eventually make this thing internet capable.

    Which means... you no longer have to shut the monitor off or other such nonsense when someone walks in. You can even view on an airplane without fear of a mother slapping you. You can even binge on your favorite pics while driving. Hell, if you got contacts to direct eye movement, you got TWO hands free!

    1. Re:And again more obvious pr0n uses for tech... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you will know them by the trail of dead kittens...

  9. Geekinator by TheHouseMouse · · Score: 0, Troll

    I am the Geekinator, I will kill you my demonstrating my knowledge of COBOL.

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    1. Re:Geekinator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you were born, did the doctor slap the wrong end?

  10. Use? by phigga · · Score: 1

    I don't know...I think that when it ships with the ability to cortically realize "Selective X-Ray Perception" I'll be much more likely to shell out the dough.

    1. Re:Use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are these people called "blind people". Maybe they could find a use for it.

    2. Re:Use? by Binome · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why would people who work with window coverings need cortical implants?

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    3. Re:Use? by Helter · · Score: 1

      Probably to discern between the 300,000 shades of white that they market.

  11. X-ray vision? by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

    I wonder if I can get x-ray vision now?

    I wuz going to post anonymously but I'm too lazy to check the box.

    1. Re:X-ray vision? by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > I wonder if I can get x-ray vision now?

      Well, you can - but unless a nearby star goes supernova, you're not gonna see much. It's pretty dark in the X-ray spectrum around here.

      And if a nearby star does go supernova, you're still not gonna see much. It'll be bright in the X-ray (and the visible, and the gamma, and the infrared), but being burnt to a crisp is rather an impediment to seeing anything. (In other words, it'll still be pretty dark :)

    2. Re:X-ray vision? by parkanoid · · Score: 1

      Well, Eta Carinae is pretty close to the state of a hypernova so all those with x-ray vision will enjoy a show of light for a fraction of a second before their flesh is vaproized.

    3. Re:X-ray vision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Pretty Close" in celestrial terms is still a very long time in relation to our life time.. Human history dates back what, 10-15k years? I remember hearing that our sun isn't young, and still won't supernova for billions of years. If, eventually, it is a space-event that causes the extinction of humans, I'd wager that it's far more likely to be an impact of some sort.

    4. Re:X-ray vision? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      yeah, but think of the great show you would get while popping popcorn in the microwave!

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    5. Re:X-ray vision? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 3, Informative
      I would hope your microwave is shielded well enough that you *don't* see very much when you look at it with your x-ray vision. Plan on having kids?

      The thing about the sorts of x-ray photos we've all seen before, like the type a doctor would use, is that to get such a photo requires more than just a device that can "see" x-rays on film. It also requires a device that *emits* them ot be seen, since, as the other poster pointed out, there isn't a whole lot of x-ray "light" down here on Earth occuring naturally. Thankfully.

      Just like trying to use normal vision on somewhere like, say, Pluto, where you would need a flashlight to see anything, here on Earth you would need an x-ray "flashlight" to see anything with your x-ray vision. And I doubt you'd be allowed to just walk around dosing random strangers with it.

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    6. Re:X-ray vision? by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      What about a transmitter of some sort? I guess there would be a radiation hazard to deal with.

    7. Re:X-ray vision? by parkanoid · · Score: 1

      Actually, the multi-star might have gone hypernova (which is very nasty even cmpared to a supernova) 7000 years ago and the shockwave will reach us *very* soon, in human terms. It's a slim chance but it's still one more reason to have insomnia.

  12. This article is so out of date.. by joshua404 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    .. that when it was written, VA Linux's stock was actually worth something.

    1. Re:This article is so out of date.. by daniel_isaacs · · Score: 2

      I just got the article in this month's print edition.

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    2. Re:This article is so out of date.. by linzeal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Where do you live, an antartic research station?

  13. Borg? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone else think Borg when they saw the first picture on that site?

    Especially so after seeing the second one. The one with the wire coming out of the back of the skull.

    1. Re:Borg? by Winged+Cat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Augmented abilities like this are a form of power, and can be used for good or evil. The Borg, like most Hollywood cyborgs (with the exception of a few good guys like LaForge), tended to use it for evil, unfortunately. I suspect this stereotype won't go away until there's lots of people in the real world who use it for good.

    2. Re:Borg? by elsegundo · · Score: 1

      Actually I thought of the "air filter" Geordi LaForge wears....

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    3. Re:Borg? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're too silly. it's a thing girls put in their hair.

    4. Re:Borg? by cyrek · · Score: 1

      Take a good long look at what we use our technology for these days - a great deal of it is for communication. Cellphones, pagers, IR/Radio laptops, conference calls are all used to bring collectives of people together.

      Consider how this technology is getting smaller and smaller, how much of it is increasingly voice activated, and how much easier it would be not to have your communication devices where they are cumbersome and/or easy to lose - Surely a logical place to put the technology would be *in* the body rather than having to remember to pick it up whenever you {disembark transport}.

      Neural activation of this subdermal technology would become commonplace when people realise they look like dorks talking to themselves trying to get their 'phone to work, but maybe I digress here.

      You'll be instantly reachable by your Boss, your Cow-orkers, and better: your immediate circle of friends. Soon you'll be permanently connected to the areas of your associates' brains they'll let you have access to.

      By the 24th Century we won't be Roddenberry's Federation. We'll be the Borg.

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    5. Re:Borg? by mstorer3772 · · Score: 1

      The first TV cyborg *I* can think of was the 6 million dollar man. A GOOD GUY.

      Or how about RoboCop. Or... well, you get the idea.

      Yeah yeah... you can just as easily make a list of bad guys (terminator, borg, etc), but my point is that your hollywood bashing is, in this isolated case, unwaranted.

      Just this once.

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    6. Re:Borg? by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      There have been far more bad cyborgs than good, especially of late. Consider, for instance, how Frankenstien's monster was at first just trying to get his lazy, good-for-nothing creator to take responsibility for him. Similar story.

  14. FPS value is wrong. by phoenix26x · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article states that the device was set at 1 frame per second initially. The first part of page 4 states then they would "...gradually work the frame speed up...".

    The first version of this device installed in Jerry 20 years ago could acheive at least 4 FPS, so this version should be faster.

    1. Re:FPS value is wrong. by Elledan · · Score: 0, Redundant

      They started at 1 FPS to allow the patient to adjust. After that the FPS (the number of stimulations of the visual cortex per second) was increased.

      You simply misread the article :)

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    2. Re:FPS value is wrong. by silicon_synapse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You simply misread the article :)

      No he didn't. You just restated what he said. Perhaps you misread his comment. Michael is the one who misread the article.

    3. Re:FPS value is wrong. by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > The first version of this device installed in Jerry 20 years ago could acheive at least 4 FPS, so this version should be faster.

      If I put a big-azz heatsink in my brain with the fins sticking out the back of my head, can I overclock it to get better framerates?

      (Hmm, or watercooling. Overclock it and wander around with a big ice bath. :)

      Just one question left - for those of us who checked "C++++" (I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull. " in our Geek Code .sigs, where do we sign up?

      Impractical but fun choice: Ability to see ultraviolet. Walk through a botanical garden and get a bee's-eye view.

      Practical but more useful choice: Ability to see near infrared.

      Impractical but even cooler choice: Ability to see far infrared. Know which dark alley the d00d you're trying to frag walked down... even if you're 5 minutes behind him. The coolant for the sensor might help with overclocking, too - anything to keep the frame-rate up! :)

      And finally, some good uses for serious overclocking - real-time image reprocessing! Imagine driving with night-vision active at night (and software to filter out glare of incoming high-beams), and use the same software to highlight road signs and banner-block ugly billboards with pictures of trees or background patterns by day. Interface with GPS, visit New York and hack it to put up a picture of the WTC towers overtop of whatever sawed-off 20-storey mundane blocks they try to "replace" them with.)

    4. Re:FPS value is wrong. by haa...jesus+christ · · Score: 1

      visit New York and hack it to put up a picture of the WTC towers overtop of whatever sawed-off 20-storey mundane blocks they try to "replace" them with.)

      god bless you, you wacky, wacky little man. :)

    5. Re:FPS value is wrong. by flonker · · Score: 2

      use the same software to highlight road signs and banner-block ugly billboards with pictures of trees or background patterns by day.

      But how long until billboard makers start using "road sign codes" to make their billboards stand out and grab your attention?

    6. Re:FPS value is wrong. by bitflip · · Score: 1

      driving with night-vision active at night (and software to filter out glare of incoming high-beams), and use the same software to highlight road signs and banner-block ugly billboards with pictures of trees or background patterns by day. Interface with GPS...

      I'd be happy if I could get a camera/monitor system that would do this. I'd get rid of that front windshield...

    7. Re:FPS value is wrong. by anzha · · Score: 2

      Is there any particular reason that you couldn't just have the camera sensative to whatever frequency you're interested in and then just detach it for a replacement by another?

      Yesterday, I went to the botanical garden, so I hooked up the UV camera. Today I am going to the girl's dorm, so hand me the X-ray detachment. Tomorrow, I'll be hunting for mice in the walls, so hand me the IR camera...nex month, heading to the Middle East to do some SpecOps Al Qaida hunting, hand me the full spectrum uber helmet...

      So long as you have a flexible enough program able to translate X signals to the standardized Y for the brain, I bet that you could modularize the setup and use WHATEVER camera(s) you wanted.

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    8. Re:FPS value is wrong. by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > > visit New York and hack it to put up a picture of the WTC towers overtop of whatever sawed-off 20-storey mundane blocks they try to "replace" them with.)
      >
      > god bless you, you wacky, wacky little man. :)

      And God Bless Donald Trump for having the balls to say it in public:

      TRUMP: Well, I hate them. I think they're terrible. I think they're not imaginative. I would have liked to have seen the top 10 to 15 to 20 architectural firms in the country each come up with a proposal. I think that what's being proposed is just not good enough for what we all suffered through. It really deserves much better than what they've come up with.

      - Donald Trump, on the WTC design proposals, transcript from Wall $treet Week Without Louis Rukeyser, July 26, 2002.

    9. Re:FPS value is wrong. by Saeger · · Score: 2
      I sure as hell know what I'd replace them with: Derek Turner's awe inspiring design. Now that's something everyone could be proud of.

      The current "proposals" are just plain depressing... they just scream of a defeatest attitude...

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    10. Re:FPS value is wrong. by Saeger · · Score: 2
      banner-block ugly billboards with pictures of trees or background patterns by day

      That's theft! You have no right to filter eyesores! :)

      Banner blocking via image recognition would be nice though. Instead of just being able to block known adspace (by GPS), you could block any ad anywhere. Suddenly all those annoying Old Navy walking billboards (t-shirts with legs), are plain cloth again. Oh the endless possibilities. :)

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    11. Re:FPS value is wrong. by noewun · · Score: 1
      Holy shit that's fugly.

      As a New Yorker I would ask him: what'd we ever do to you?

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    12. Re:FPS value is wrong. by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Riiiight, as opposed to elegant waste's of space.

      Please... there's no balls behind any of the official proposals. And the idea that the surface area where the two towers once stood is "hallowed ground" and CANT be built upon makes me cringe. There's other ways to memorialize the general area without being so simpleminded.

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    13. Re:FPS value is wrong. by Alari · · Score: 1

      Wonder how long until there's a "special government chip" in all of them that, you know, blocks out or filters... well... just IMAGINE the possibilities! ^.^

      Heeeey, anyone seen Brazil? Or THX-1138?

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    14. Re:FPS value is wrong. by Tunguska · · Score: 1

      Why not go for the full monty and build a massive black Office of Homeland Security Tower.

      Oh .. the irony. /Tunguska

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    15. Re:FPS value is wrong. by haa...jesus+christ · · Score: 1

      I took a look at that- thought it was a bit over the top. But then again, I'm just bitter that my window office on the 21st floor of two was taken away from me a few days before I moved into it. And the fact that a bunch of people died and I couldn't do anything about it. But now I'm saying too much.

  15. Matrix Reloaded by The+J+Kid · · Score: 1

    Quote:

    [i]Suddenly, the color drains from the patient's face. His deadened eyes roll back. Then another warping convulsion.[/i]

    What do you mean, Matrix Reloaded? Matrix Relived!!!

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    1. Re:Matrix Reloaded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He took the wrong pill and is now turning into a lizard borg thingy.

  16. Couple of random thoughts. by fuchsiawonder · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm just too much of a lamer-gamer, but the world becomes more like ShadowRun every single day. Congrats, we have the beginnings of cyber-eyes right here.

    And kinda like ShadowRun, I wonder if these things will be able to use alternate forms of vision (thermographic, for instance), or will accept vision magnification.

    Just be careful that you don't lose too much essence...

    1. Re:Couple of random thoughts. by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Hey, once we have reliable, full-colour cyber-eyes that can get 20/20 vision or better, you can bet I'm going to start looking at getting a pair to replace my own slowly degenerating eyes. (The only thing keeping me from wearing Coke-bottle glasses is that the technology for lenses seems to be outpacing the degeneration of my eyes. If it wasn't for 'space age' plastics, my glasses would easily weigh twice what they do now.)

      Now, about those Wired Reflexes....

      Kierthos

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    2. Re:Couple of random thoughts. by Winged+Cat · · Score: 2

      Sci-fi like ShadowRun tries to predict the future. Sometimes, they get it partially right. Though, frankly, I don't see any basis in reality for this "essence" nonsense: I've known plenty of cyborgs myself. Even my dad's one, technically (artificial heart valve). They're just people with artificial parts, not soulless monsters who have lost their humanity. (Though I've also seen plenty of 100% natural human beings would would count as "soulless monsters"...)

    3. Re:Couple of random thoughts. by Valdrax · · Score: 3, Funny

      Personally, I'm waiting for elves, orks, street mages, and a dragon to be elected as President before I start comparing the world to Shadowrun.

      Now, Neuromancer, on the other hand...

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    4. Re:Couple of random thoughts. by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2

      Once artifical parts give you superhuman power, then you might start to see corruption of the "soul". Hollowman is a good movie about this subject. =)

    5. Re:Couple of random thoughts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off topic, but here it is anyway. Get contacts. My left eye is HORRIBLE...not degenerative, but it is a +7.00! At the very least you could get a +7/-7 in a contact lens and wear a more modest prescription.

      IANAOptomitrist.

    6. Re:Couple of random thoughts. by Winged+Cat · · Score: 2

      Which is why I'm in favor of these powers being gained in this method: when anyone can just buy an upgrade, is the power it grants still "super"human, or does it just bring the naturally born up to the new human norm, just like modern artificial eyes are intended to bring the blind up to the modern human norm?

    7. Re:Couple of random thoughts. by metalpet · · Score: 1

      The only reason for that "essence" thingy was to prevent players from
      creating badder-than-terminator characters that would throw fireballs
      with one hand while shooting at you with the implant-controlled artillery
      that replaced their other hand.

      It's kinda weird to complain about how essence isn't realistic
      in a game that involves dragons, mages and astral space.

      Who knows, maybe they weren't trying to predict the future after all.

    8. Re:Couple of random thoughts. by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Right, I'm sitting here in desolate South Carolina actually considering the future possibility of removing my own eyes to have cybernetic implants put in and you think I never thought about contacts?

      I can't wear them. Not everyone can.

      Kierthos

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  17. I hope it comes with script-fu by jukal · · Score: 3, Funny

    the vision-gadget should be enchanced so that it detects when you are going to see something you do not like. For example, all chicks should be photoshopped, if you know what i mean, all cars should be ferraris (well, for my neighbour, let's choose Lada), and all drinks should be Pepsi. :)

    1. Re:I hope it comes with script-fu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no no no. If it comes with any kind of censorship application you know some jackass will try to put a EULA on your vision.

      You agree not to look at anything obscene, illegal, drug related, copyrighted, etc.

    2. Re:I hope it comes with script-fu by XPhiNermal · · Score: 1

      Kinda like a higher granularity version of Ford Prefect's peril-sensitive sunglasses.

    3. Re:I hope it comes with script-fu by andrew_0812 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a better use for this type of overlaying technology would be Peril sensitive circuits. Whenever you are about to see something that you will not like or that will distress you, they go black so that you cannot see the offending vision. (or anything else).

    4. Re:I hope it comes with script-fu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "all girls should be photoshopped".
      So, you mean to put a big black blob over all girls, right? So you'd see only men? Hot sweaty men with muscles and a nice tan?

    5. Re:I hope it comes with script-fu by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      That does raise a point.

      The Internet was once a place where you could post anything without worry. Now, the governments of the world are trying their technologically feeble minds at making laws to control it.

      I wonder how long it is before they release restrictions on these implants, but make all kinds of laws telling us what we can and cannot put in our bodies.

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    6. Re:I hope it comes with script-fu by srvivn21 · · Score: 1
      I fear you might not have thought this trough...

      ...all drinks should be Pepsi.


      There's a Pepsi in the fridge, right next to the urine sample (Bud Light, prune juice, etc.). Hope you can tell the difference. Bleh!
    7. Re:I hope it comes with script-fu by 7-Vodka · · Score: 4, Funny

      omg, then you'd be sleeping with fat chicks, overpaying for cars and freaking out when all your pepsis taste like another drink.

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    8. Re:I hope it comes with script-fu by vidarh · · Score: 2
      But would it matter? You'd think you were sleeping with playmates, or whatever does it for you, and driving ferrari's and enjoying any drink you'd have :)

      So what if it isn't reality if all your senses tell you it is....

  18. $100,000 too much, nah.... by roalt · · Score: 4, Insightful
    We've posted a couple of previous stories about Dobelle and his work on bionic eyes, but this one has more details: one frame per second, $100,000
    Do you think this $100,000 for 1 frame/second is too much? There might be quite some blind guys in the world who would like to pay this to see just one frame in their entire life...
    1. Re:$100,000 too much, nah.... by hyperstation · · Score: 1

      you obviously didn't read the entire article, and neither did the moderators. go back, read the article, and then post.

    2. Re:$100,000 too much, nah.... by RobinH · · Score: 2

      one frame per second

      That was just the starting framerate. I believe it mentioned up to 24 frames per second, once they cranked it up.

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    3. Re:$100,000 too much, nah.... by blakestah · · Score: 2

      There might be quite some blind guys in the world who would like to pay this to see just one frame in their entire life...

      Right. That is what makes this research possible - eager guinea pigs. A person blind from birth would give a lot of his resources to be able to see, even if experimental, even if only temporary. Any signal based on 400-700 nm EMF is better than none. The first cochlear implants had one electrode. They improved the patients' lives. Now they come with 16 electrodes, and allow people to communicate with speech. Retinal implants will follow in the next two decades, maybe faster if the current people working on it get a lot better fast.

    4. Re:$100,000 too much, nah.... by DoctorFrog · · Score: 2
      A person blind from birth would give a lot of his resources to be able to see, even if experimental, even if only temporary.

      I doubt this would work for someone blind from birth. The optical pathways have to potentiate pretty early, by age 5 at the latest, or they won't ever be useful. Same thing happens with deafness, IIRC; if you've been totally deaf since birth then an implant won't help.

      This kind of research is going to help a lot of people who otherwise wouldn't have a hope. though. Gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling about science, don't it? :-)

    5. Re:$100,000 too much, nah.... by blakestah · · Score: 2

      I doubt this would work for someone blind from birth. The optical pathways have to potentiate pretty early, by age 5 at the latest, or they won't ever be useful. Same thing happens with deafness, IIRC; if you've been totally deaf since birth then an implant won't help.

      The first cochlear implant patient was deaf from birth. She had one stimulating electrode (which will never allow one to hear much, but you can certainly hear footsteps, or a door slam, etc, and that first step is REALLY important).

      Anyway, back to the point. Stimulation initially caused a somatic sensation - like someone was pushing on her ear. It took some time before she reported anything like a sound percept. Ultimately she decided she liked life better without the implant, but it was not because it didn't provide her nervous system with access to new information.

      In the case of the article, though, I am more doubtful. Surface or even intra-cortical stimulation almost never results in percepts that humans report as normal. In somatosensory pathways, it causes numbness or tingling. In visual pathways, it causes phosphenes. There may be something the patient could use there, but it will not be similar to normal vision.

      Of course, the whole point is really providing something useful for the patient at this point. Cochlear implants have been around for 25 years, but it took about 15 to create pretty good ones that allowed speech communication.

    6. Re:$100,000 too much, nah.... by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

      thre was an article in discover or scientific american about this. They hat a guy who had been blinded nearly from birth for like 40 years, just restored his vision. Lot of weirdness. He still cant get the hang of the eye things, dosent understand depth perception intuitivly, and optical illusions just dont work on him. REally interesting.

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    7. Re:$100,000 too much, nah.... by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Hell, my wife would give ten times that (after all, I'm the one who earned it;) to see our kid one more time; even a single frame, not a single frame/second forever. But in the meantime, we'll have to make do with a second cochlear implant.

      (IOW, insightful comment and I have no mod points.)

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    8. Re:$100,000 too much, nah.... by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      There is a reasonable degree of implants put in infants. It largely depends on the type/manner of hearing loss. I'm no neurosurgeon (or any type of doc.) but I imagine that the aural pathways develop anyway, as they would normally develop between cochlea and the portion of the brain that deals with that. Whether the nerves in that pathway are stimulated by movements of cilia in the cochlea, or by electrodes, I'm not sure it matters to the pathways.

      But I could be way off base.

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  19. Machine God by goreking · · Score: 0

    this is pretty impressive technology. now for the lung implant...got a pack a day habit i need to fear less!

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  20. Cool device, bad article. by kevlar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, very cool technology. The description however drove me nuts.

    "My arms are under his, trying to steady the weight. His head snaps toward mine, and I take it on the chin with the force of a solid right cross."

    Do we care about this? Can't he just say "occasionally, he has convulsions", rather than ranting on for multiple paragraphs about this mysterious device like its a sci-fi book.

    1. Re:Cool device, bad article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    2. Re:Cool device, bad article. by Bearpaw · · Score: 2
      Do we care about this? Can't he just say "occasionally, he has convulsions", rather than ranting on for multiple paragraphs about this mysterious device like its a sci-fi book.

      Actually, I think most science fiction -- especially movies, but the written stuff too -- tends to handwave and toss buzzwords around rather than explore this sort of sweaty reality. It's a good way of emphasizing that borg wanna-bees can't just stride in and get their own personal ethernet jacks installed yet.

    3. Re:Cool device, bad article. by HawkinsD · · Score: 1

      This device is a God-damned miracle, my jaded brother. The article was about the author's personal reaction to something truly amazing.

      I thought the article was swell.

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    4. Re:Cool device, bad article. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      I liked that touch in the article. What I didn't like is how the author kept jumping around between timeframes between pages of the article. At the end of page 1 he's holding down the convulsing Patient Alpha without an explanation of why, then you click to the next page and he's talking about the inventor when he was a kid. I kept trying to figure out what was broken with the site, because clearly I'd skipped a page or something (or so I thought).

      That sort of jumping between contexts only works when it's obvious it was intentional. Doing it at the bottom of a page as you click to the next makes it look like the link is pointing to the wrong place or something.

      But other than that, this is a cool device. It's not really workable yet, but it's good to see that progress is being made.

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    5. Re:Cool device, bad article. by blakestah · · Score: 2

      This device is a God-damned miracle, my jaded brother. The article was about the author's personal reaction to something truly amazing.

      I dunno bout that. This device has been around for a long time - the capabilities have existed for about 25 years. Stimulate and the subject sees phosphenes. Kinda like a warped Far Side in which the neurosurgeon is just poking around and watching what happens. What - another grand mal seizure - damn - turn the current down again.

      Now, something that was a USEFUL visual prosthetic would be a God-damned miracle. But those do not exist yet. But they will - soon.

    6. Re:Cool device, bad article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wired writing is like that. Mystified, mystical, and reverent.

    7. Re:Cool device, bad article. by |_uke · · Score: 2

      Well this is a common tactic to pull the reader in so they actually read the entire article instead of fading away after the cool parts.

      But I agree that he use of this was pretty bad.

      I would have rather seen something like "Continued on page 5" or something a bit better but to the same effect =)

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  21. Fun fun by Gudlyf · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Suddenly, the color drains from the patient's face. His deadened eyes roll back. Then another warping convulsion."

    Yeah, sounds like oodles of fun. Shiver...

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    1. Re:Fun fun by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds just like reading a Jon Katz article.

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    2. Re:Fun fun by dimator · · Score: 2

      "with great risk comes great reward"

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    3. Re:Fun fun by Fesh · · Score: 2

      +1 funny for the moderator that gave this +1 insightful...

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    4. Re:Fun fun by Blindman · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is "With great reward comes great risk"

      The reverse is not always true.

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  22. Can I get them by SquadBoy · · Score: 2

    in the same iridescent blue as Tally Isham's Zeiss Ikons?

    For those of you who don't get the above joke see the link below.

    http://www.cwrl.utexas.edu/~tonya/cyberpunk/proj ec ts/garza/cp_optic.htm
    http://www.cwrl.utexas.edu/ ~tonya/cyberpunk/projec ts/garza/cp_info6.htm
    http://www.antonraubenweiss .com/gibson/gibson.html

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    1. Re:Can I get them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you know your joke is bad when you feel the need to explain it.

  23. I can just hear it now ... by dacap · · Score: 1

    The happy sound of Borg kids helping each other train their pattern recognition systems -- "I spy, with my little eye piece ..."

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  24. MPAA by Twillerror · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will be required to send a signal to headquarters everytime copyrighted movies are seen.

    1. Re:MPAA by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      As opposed to non-copyrighted movies?

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  25. I'm waiting for... by MarvinMouse · · Score: 5, Interesting

    when I can sit down at a desk with maybe just a keyboard, and plug in the sound screen and everything directly into my head.

    Sound would be amazing if they could get the entire range (including that which is naturally lost after childhood) to work. Imagine hearing music absolutely perfectly clear. Wouldn't that be awesome. :-)

    And screen would be even better. Considering I have contacts as is, so the screen isn't 100% clear, just good enough.

    Imagine if they could have the screen show up with clarity beyond that of 20/20 or even 20/10 . Movies where everything is perfectly clear. :-)

    If scientists were to actually work on ways to "jack" ourselves in. There are so many things we could do with it. Even just the sheer speed increase of data entry if we just had to think about it.

    The possiblities are endless...

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    1. Re:I'm waiting for... by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > when I can sit down at a desk with maybe just a keyboard, and plug in the sound screen and everything directly into my head.

      As cool as it sounds to have an implant in your skull, there's a long-term risk of infection.

      The other group they were talking about - that was implanting smaller, lower-voltage electrodes directly into the cortex - sounds like a better way to jack in.

      Think of the implant in the brain, and a wireless interface between the computer and the implant. Rather than a mechanical plug, the gadget you glom "onto" your brain could be as simple as a baseball cap with a small transmitter on the back of the head. (And you could have all the wiring you wanted going from the belt-pack to the hat. The transmission of data from hat to brain would be wireless.)

      (This would also be a cool open door for TEMPEST h4x041ng - imagine walking through a crowd with a sensitive receiver and picking up stray emissions from people. You could do a "Being John Malkovich" routine, effectively tuning into a third party's wireless brain-vision transmitter and seeing the world - literally - through his eyes.)

    2. Re:I'm waiting for... by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      Wireless? Mmmm. Then have the sensors / processors / transmitter be built into shades resembling the glasses in "They Live"...

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    3. Re:I'm waiting for... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      imagine if they could scan your brain to be sure you haven't done anything illegal.

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    4. Re:I'm waiting for... by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2
      Security would be VITAL for something like this, and would require a lot more work than what we do today for internet stuff. Stuff that's pretty innocent and irrelevant today would become a big deal if your brain was networked. Imagine if you published something interesting in a journal that geeks liked to read about, so someone mentions it on slashdot and the next thing you know your brain is being inadvertantly DOSed by the slashdot effect.

      "Malkovich". Malcovich! Malkovich?
      MalKoVIcH 'Malkovich'
      Malkovich
      Malkovich.

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    5. Re:I'm waiting for... by MarcoAtWork · · Score: 2

      Definitely... I'm completely deaf in one ear (some weird bug tailed on my measles when I was a kid and fried the connection between my ear and my brain) and you don't know how much I'd give to be able to finally hear from both ears again.

      Hearing from one ear only sucks (well, better than to be deaf obviously!) because it precludes all sorts of careers (cops, pilots, ...) due to the fact that you can't know where a sound is coming from and because it's impossible to do the 'trick' to 'focus' on what a person is saying and ignoring the background noise...

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    6. Re:I'm waiting for... by mfago · · Score: 1
      when I can sit down at a desk with maybe just a keyboard, and plug in the sound screen and everything directly into my head.

      Why the hell would you want a keyboard? Eventually you'd hope they could interface directly with the motor cortex as well and determine how you are trying to move. Thus simulate a keyboard, ski slope, whatever.

      Scary possibilities, sure. But awesome ones too.

    7. Re:I'm waiting for... by Lenbok · · Score: 1
      when I can sit down at a desk with maybe just a keyboard, and plug in the sound screen and everything directly into my head.

      What I'm waiting for is when I can sit down at a desk without a keyboard or mouse. Who cares about the sound and screen -- my wrists are the moving parts that are getting knackered. The sooner it becomes possible to code with no moving parts, the happier I'l be. There are probably plenty of other people with RSI that are in the same boat.

    8. Re:I'm waiting for... by glwtta · · Score: 2

      why keyboard? seems like that would be very advantageous, and possibly the easiest thing to interface directly

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    9. Re:I'm waiting for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm waiting for the Matrix style plugs. Then your toughts and mind can be used and it will feel like it is real, but it isn't.

  26. Overrated by gerf · · Score: 1

    It only uses the surface of the visual cortex, not all of it. There's other technology being researched which embeds itself into the brain. This makes a more complicated procedure, but in the long run makes it possible to do a lot more.

    The technology using the damaged retina seems much more promising in the short term, and the embedded procedure in the long term.

    However, if i'd go blind, and had the bling, i'd be all about it. Just imagine though, watching Hardcore Slapazz Porn and no one would know it!

    1. Re:Overrated by Peyna · · Score: 1, Redundant

      The technology using the damaged retina seems much more promising in the short term

      Isn't the problem with people who are born blind that they are missing some key things that would make that possible? I might be wrong about that. Of course, I wonder if sight is as important to someone who has never seen as it is to someone who used to be able to see and then lose their sight for one reason or another? Any blind /. readers care to share?

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    2. Re:Overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA. ALL of it. If you just read the first half, it talks about his first attempt, which was not hooked into the brain. This latest version is implants in the brain.

    3. Re:Overrated by Verteiron · · Score: 2

      I'm not blind, but one of my clients that I do a lot of work for is. And believe me, even though he was born blind, and can cope, there are still thousands of things that we take for granted that he simply cannot do, and will never be able to do without some form of vision. If something like this became available for the born-blind (unlikely, since the visual cortex never develops fully for the born-blind) he would jump at the chance, and he has told me so.

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    4. Re:Overrated by quinto2000 · · Score: 1

      blind slashdot users? This website is a usability disaster. There may be blind slashdot users, but they sure aren't being treated right.

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  27. Awesome by grmoc · · Score: 4, Interesting


    Now the question that would be interesting...

    What happens with copyright laws when people have these (types of) implants in them?
    If you can record, verbatim, (i.e. through the use of some static ram, etc) what you see as a "perfect" digital copy, then would that be copyright infringment? Is the implant going to be considered the same as other (external) hardware?

    Its a sticky issue, imho- Will the copyright holder "rights" force us to unlearn what we have learned because they have a patent or copyright on the idea? What happens when the electronic thought ends up being the same as normal "human" thought because the devices are a part of us?

    I imagine that "our" lawmakers havn't even considered considering such a thing. The lack of foresight isn't suprising, but it is disheartening.

    -R

    1. Re:Awesome by NerdSlayer · · Score: 2

      If you can record, verbatim, (i.e. through the use of some static ram, etc) what you see as a "perfect" digital copy, then would that be copyright infringment? Is the implant going to be considered the same as other (external) hardware?

      I don't anything about copyright, but I'm sure it would probably precent chicks from getting drunk around me. * sigh * There goes my sex life...

    2. Re:Awesome by Steve+B · · Score: 1

      "Copyright Trial Continues in Bookzap Flap: Books Downloaded Directly into Brain: Who Owns Them?" --headline seen Universe Today in And The Sky Full Of Stars

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    3. Re:Awesome by Winged+Cat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The law as it currently stands is that, once they enter your brain, the perceptions are your inviolable IP. Of course, that's mainly because sharing thoughts and ideas had notably less than 100% fidelity.

      Which makes for an interesting side-trip: what happens if, instead of attending world class universities and studying, one can just download and install a few files from reputable universities' Web sites in order to grok, say, physics just (or at least nearly) as well as the best physicists? But that requires hacking into the memories, which the subject of this article only begins to touch on.

      Back on topic, I would suspect that, as with the fact of file sharing today, the laws will be widely ignored in practice if they would otherwise inconvenience the user. You could have people getting wired eyes so that whatever they see can be admitted as court evidence (which some undercover cops, to my knowledge, would gladly give their right arms for...and even more gladly give up just one or two body parts that get working artificial replacements as part of the deal). Many military uses also spring to mind. And then there's the art perspective of using yourself as a camera. All this would make the IP concerns seem trivial, especially if artificial eyes entered into wide use before the IP industry thought to purchase restrictive legistlation.

    4. Re:Awesome by grmoc · · Score: 2

      The law is all about definitions...

      What does it mean "to enter the brain"? Might it be so defined that the implant is considered a foriegn object and thus outside the brain?

      My argument is that current copyright law would already cover these applications with the changed definition...

      Does it matter that such devices would be a great boon for society ("perfect" memory storage, better vision, etc. etc.), no!

      Look at copyright extension, patent law ...
      We're lapsing back into the "greed is good" philosophy.

      To a certain extent, yes I believe that to be true, however, it must be regulated to be productive. The current climate seems to be: If it makes a profit it MUST be good..

      All of this (copyright extension, etc) is an example of how shifted definitions can extend the effect of the law...

      ok,

    5. Re:Awesome by jw32767 · · Score: 1

      I was nodding in agreement up to your last sentance which has to be the stupidest thing I have ever read. I can't think of a single instance of lawmakers addressing an issue where the total number of users could be counted on one hand.

      Do we really want new law crafted before 90% of the issues with a new device are known? Imagine they'd taken that approach with aircraft. Back in the early 1900's the rules that made sense would have been something like the maximum number of passengers is 2 and the plane can't fly any faster than 90mph because going any faster would scare the farm animals. Rules like that would have set back progress in aviation years. Lets let the issues reveal themselves and let our (hopefully) wiser future selves handle the issues in 10 years when they become ubiquotus.

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    6. Re:Awesome by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 2

      Obviously to comply with the the DRM laws, upon detecting a water mark on copyrighted material, the implants would shut down.

    7. Re:Awesome by SanLouBlues · · Score: 2

      Not to mention, will the implants be owned or licensed?

    8. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about when people add a buffer to this thing? Will there be a new slew of badly written laws to regulate what people store in thier implants? The lawsellers will likely end up outlawing it unless you volunteer for a Fritz chip. It's really a shame that such a scenario is likely.

    9. Re:Awesome by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sure that would be a last resort. First, it would attempt to deduct the appropriate royalties from your bank account.

    10. Re:Awesome by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      I doubt perfect memory would be that much of a boon. Much of our inventiveness stems from our imperfect memories.

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    11. Re:Awesome by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      I just hope by the time these implants become semi-common that humanity has gotten past the intellectual property BS.

      I can dream, can't I?

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    12. Re:Awesome by rseuhs · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Who needs laws when we have technology?

      I bet in the EULA you have to sign to use such a device there is a clause like:

      " * Digital Rights Management (Security). You agree that in order to protect the integrity of content and software protected by digital rights management ("Secure Content"), [insert big corp here] may provide security related updates that will be automatically downloaded into your brain. These security related updates may disable your ability to see/listen Secure Content and/or may disable portions of your brain. If we provide such a security update, we will use reasonable efforts to post notices on a web site explaining the update."

      (I like the last sentence best. I just could not make the last sentence any better than the original. This last sentence assures me that everything is fine and nobody has to worry.)

      Now just let's hope that they never implement Product Activation on this. (Use of insecure content detected, brain shutting down...)

    13. Re:Awesome by Winged+Cat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do we really want new law crafted before 90% of the issues with a new device are known?

      Of course we don't. But we typically don't get to significantly affect the law; we just get to live under what is imposed on us. Those who make the laws, on the other hand, often want to look like they're "doing something" about the current crisis, even if the best course of action is actually no action.

    14. Re:Awesome by Sanga · · Score: 1

      Lawmakers are at the end of the adoption curve (as they should be). The early stages are for innovators, followed by early adopters, the masses and then lagging behind them, the lawmakers.

      If you believe that lawmakers should get involved in nebulous areas or at least have a strategy for handling them, then *tell* them. And get your peers/voter populace to think along these lines. I take your post along these lines.

    15. Re:Awesome by grmoc · · Score: 2

      The (copyright) laws already apply to such devices when and if they exist now, or in the future.

      What about laws such as the supercomputer-export restrictions?
      Why is a supercomputer _still_ defined as it was many years ago?

      I'm not asking them to regulate such devices, I'm hoping that they would think about how current laws would effect such devices.

      The other point- let our "wiser" selves regulate the issues then...?

      I would argue that we seem to be getting less and less wise as a society as our congressmen get more and more bribes (monetary or otherwise) from Big Bussiness.

      Is the internet today better or worse than it was 6 years ago? Is there more or less innovation on it today now that we have come up with such "enlightned","wise" laws that tell us that owning a pencil is illegal because it _might_ be used to break copyright!

    16. Re:Awesome by Quixadhal · · Score: 2

      Nothing sticky about it.

      With cortical implants, and our friendly DRM hardware as a part of them, any thoughts you have will first be transferred to a special section of eBay, whereupon all large corporations will get a chance to bid on them. After the auction, the thought will be modified as nescessary to avoid copyright infringement, and returned to the consumer's brain. The consumer will then experience the non-infringing, politically correct thought and feel an intense desire to contact the winning bidder about it.

      Any thought which is not bid upon is considered your own original material.

  28. Smile by haa...jesus+christ · · Score: 1

    That was a nice read. Something to smile about. I'm happy to see that we can still help eachother sometimes.

  29. This is one area of technology... by Bogatyr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I will NOT be volunteering for beta-testing of. No, no and no. I'll wait for other people to pioneer this field. I like my brain, and until they get the "regenerate and repair of brain damage" thing down pat I'll wait. For people who need this, I'm happy it's advancing, but I want to give the tech a bit to mature to the point it's a viable elective option.

    1. Re:This is one area of technology... by micromoog · · Score: 2

      Are you blind? You might reconsider if you were.

    2. Re:This is one area of technology... by Bogatyr · · Score: 2

      No, thankfully I am not blind at present. I think you might have overlooked the part of my comment where I wrote "for people who need this". My comment was speaking of pioneering from an elective option standpoint, a la the Shadowrun/Cyberpunk 2020 roleplaying game wiring options brought up several times in other responses to this article. Similarly, if I had a disease that didn't respond to current treatment I'd be signing up for every clinical trial with a sane-sounding model.

  30. golly by SlugLord · · Score: 1

    Impressive! This thing is amazing. If they can get this sort of thing to work in the eye, imagine what they could do in the future, implanting electrodes in other parts of the brain. Even if they never hooked it up to a big ol' machine and had the subject control stuff with his mind, the implications for research are staggering. I mean even Sun Tzu agrees: "Know thy enemy, but above all, know thyself."

    Good stuff. If I were independently wealthy, I'd give these researchers blank checks and tell him to go nuts.

  31. Wires? by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Er, wouldn't it be easier to use wireless communications and transdermal power rather than poking holes in you're #1 infection prevention mechanism (your skin)?

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    1. Re:Wires? by Coplan · · Score: 2
      Nevermind that...

      Don't get into a fight if you got implants like that. For starters...you can only see 12 Frames per second, so you can't block. But supposing the guy rips the cables out? Obviously you wouldn't feel any pain (no pain sensors in the brain), but imagine the blood? You'd pass out rather quickly.

    2. Re:Wires? by barista · · Score: 1

      It's probably because it's in the early stages. But they might also be trying to avert complications due to radio-frequency interference. AFAIK, the FCC hasn't alloted spectrum for bodily implants, so using wirless introduces a whole new set of problems.

    3. Re:Wires? by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 2

      Bluetooth. So when you walk into the room with your computer everything can get automaticly synced up.

    4. Re:Wires? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, would you want to go blind every time someone turns on a microwave?

    5. Re:Wires? by john82 · · Score: 1

      Another researcher answered that. Recall that someone else (don't recall the name) wanted to attach electrodes inside the nerve bundle rather than on the surface. The more direct application allowed for lower power requirements (microamps vs millliamps) and a higher number of connections for more resolution. So one would expect that using a transdermal would require a higher signal level. Consider the kind of grande mal seizure that might provoke.

    6. Re:Wires? by static55 · · Score: 1

      might rather want a physical interface with a lock on it or something. i wouldn't want someone to "hack" my brain from a webpad down the street.

    7. Re:Wires? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really accurate. The concept would be a grid of microelectrodes in the brain, wires that coursed through the dura mater, to a chip that sat just under the skull, surrounded by a coil.

      You focus a beam through the skull onto the coil, which powers the chip by induction, which stimulates the electrodes.

      A similar power arrrangement exists for artificial hearts. Risks of grand mal seizures would be less. Risks of infection would be less. Currents for stimulating a single microelectrode would be 10-100 microamps (prolly 30-60, mostly).

      But still, your success would still be limited by the fact that you can only create phosphenes.

      And, any surgeon that knowingly causes grand mal seizures by overstimulating his implant ought to seriously rethink what the hell he is doing. Actually, he should be discredited for serious Hippocratic oath violations. What a fucking moron.

    8. Re:Wires? by sllim · · Score: 1

      Read the article, it is fascinating.

      The surgeon didn't knowingly cause the seizures.
      Computer operators (that could be me!) were 'programming' him (oooohhhhh doesn't THAT open up a whole new set of nightmares?).

      Actually they were doing work calibrating the camera software with the Phospores (whatever it is called, I am too lazy to look up the right name).
      They were showing off for wired and allowed dude to calibrate himself.

      The good doctor wasn't properly monitoring this fiasco in the making.

      Dude calibrating himself ultimatly proved to be a real bad idea.

      I don't hold the doctor responsible for 'causing' the seizure. However I do think it was a poor oversite on his part to allow computer operators to work on this guy without proper supervision.

      Oh the fun I would have. If a Gran Maul seizure was all that happened.....

    9. Re:Wires? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can you just immagine how much this shit has to itch?

    10. Re:Wires? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The surgeon didn't knowingly cause the seizures.
      Computer operators (that could be me!) were 'programming' him (oooohhhhh doesn't THAT open up a whole new set of nightmares?).


      It is the ultimate responsibility of a principal investigator to insure that ethical and appropriate treatment of human subjects occurs under his care. It doesn't matter WHO pushed WHAT. Carelessness in the experiment led to a grand mal seizure. This is not like getting a runny nose - his brain got seriously fucked for a while, and probability of epilepsy in the future is greater.

      In short, anyone doing anything related to human research knows that the good doctor was almost entirely responsible, even if it happened in his absence.

    11. Re:Wires? by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      Doubt it. Cochlear implants transmit signals through the skin. Not sure exactly how it works, but if the transmitter isn't right over the skin, no signal gets through (Note: this is an implant my wife got in about 1989. Things may be different today.) Is this wireless? I guess, technically.

      I imagine the real reason for the difference is the bandwidth. A picture IS worth a thousand words in that respect:)

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    12. Re:Wires? by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      This is how my wife's cochlear implant works. But like I said later in this thread, I imagine it is a bandwidth question. At this point, they'll be wanting to find out if they are hitting the right nerves and making them do the right thing. Later on, they'll work on making it smaller and less intrusive.

      Also, remember that many people have more or less permanent holes in their skin. Grandfather had a shunt for kidney dialysis. No, it didn't go directly into the brain, but did go directly into one of those big blood vessels in the leg. There's also people who have had a colostomy. I'm sure there are other examples.

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    13. Re:Wires? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Obviously you wouldn't feel any pain (no pain sensors in the brain),

      Plenty of pain neurons in the skin and bone and so forth above the brain, around the implants.

      Someone yanks hard enough to pull out the cables, you'd feel plenty, just not from the brain itself.

    14. Re:Wires? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > In short, anyone doing anything related to human research knows that the good doctor was almost entirely responsible, even if it happened in his absence.

      Especially since it happened in his absence - he wasn't paying attention during a critical time.

  32. Whatever you do... by dr_dank · · Score: 1

    Don't let this guy get his hands on this.

    --
    Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
  33. Shucks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I've got for my cyberpunk WOW factor is this insulin pump. "Hey! It's like a pancreas... except I have to fill it up, and program it, and, uh, it's outside my body!" But hey, atleast I'm more cyborg than most people.

  34. "one frame per second, $100,000" by nakaduct · · Score: 1

    Fuck that, just get a GeForce4 MX, $59 on Pricewatch and 80+ FPS. Even with a monitor it'll be a lot less than 100 large.

  35. Really want someone to mess with your brain? by PissingInTheWind · · Score: 1
    Suddenly, the color drains from the patient's face. His hand drops the keys. His fingers crimp and gnarl, turning the hand into a disfigured claw. The claw, as if tethered to balloons, rises slowly upward. His arm follows and suddenly whips backward, torso turning with it, snapping his back into a terrible arch. Then his whole body wrenches like a mishandled marionette -- shoulders tilting, neck craning, legs twittering. Within seconds his lips have turned blue and his deadened eyes roll back, revealing bone-white pupils, lids snapping up and down like hydraulic window shades. There's another warping convulsion, and spittle sails from his mouth.

    Wow, me neither: I can't wait to experience something like this...

    --

    A message from the system administrator: 'I've upped my priority. Now up yours.'
  36. How beneficial? by z0ot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would be interested in knowing how beneficial this would be across different types of blindness. Patient Alpha grew up with sight (two words - safety goggles) and one can presume he knew how the world was supposed to 'look' prior to decoding the phosphenes.
    Would a person born blind be able to use this technology? If so, better or worse than a patient who had sight? On the one hand, a person born blind may not have any preconcieved notions about how the world is supposed to look and may be better at interpreting the phosphenes as the 'real world'. On the other hand, I wonder if the phosphenes would be interpretable at all to a visual cortex that has never learned how to see.

    1. Re:How beneficial? by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 1

      My question exactly. It's one thing for the mind to interpret what it expects, but an entirely different thing to experience for the very first time. I'd be very interested to see the output stream of the person who was born blind.

      I'd mod you up if I could. This is the first and best intersting comment/question I've seen in the discussion.

      --
      Anything you say will be held against you. ... "tits"
    2. Re:How beneficial? by wmspringer · · Score: 1

      That's one problem, the "use it or lose it" principle.

      A cochlear implant (which bypasses the ears and directly stimulates the auditory nerve) is most effective when hearing loss is fairly recent, because the nerve hasn't had time to atrophy. Given several years of complete deafness, it may no longer be able to carry the signals correctly. Presumably this would apply to restoring sight as well.

      OTOH, there was at least one case where a grandmotherly woman who was deaf from childhood was successfully implanted, so that's not an absolute.

      I imagine that both technologies work better with someone who could previously hear/see, because the brain understands how to interpret the signals. When I recieved my cochlear implant, for the first few seconds everything was bells, but within minutes things began to sound normal (and within hours my hearing was better than it had been in several years)

    3. Re:How beneficial? by praxim · · Score: 1

      I read an article about this in a periodical- I believe it was Scientific American. A man who had been blind or nearly so for most of his life regained a fair amount of sight and had no idea what to do with it- for example, he had difficulty telling the difference between a sphere and a cube. I'm sure other cases would work out similarly. Sorry if my details are sketchy.

    4. Re:How beneficial? by sapped · · Score: 1

      From the news section on their website;

      One patient, who was 20 years old when he lost his vision in a WW II mortar explosion, saw good phosphenes 57 years later. One of our earlier patients (1) lost his sight at age five and was implanted at age 68. He never saw anything and this may be related to the fact that he was blinded in childhood before the visual cortex fully developed.

      So, the short answer is no. If you were blind at birth you seem to be shafted.

      --

      Employing incompetence: $35/h
      Fixing the resulting mistakes: $1000's
      Employing me: Priceless

    5. Re:How beneficial? by cheese_wallet · · Score: 2

      How much did the cochlear implant cost, and how do you pronounce cochlear?

    6. Re:How beneficial? by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      The implant costs roughly US$25,000 and is pronounced cock-lee-ar. Australia leads the way in both research and implementation of these devices.

      --
      Never fight naked, unless you're in prison...
    7. Re:How beneficial? by wmspringer · · Score: 1

      I pronounce it coke-le-ear.

      I got the most advanced model, back at the end of 98; it came to around $50k for the internal part, the surgery, and two processors (the external part which captures sounds, translates them into electronic impluses, and transmits them to the part inside my head). Thank goodness for insurance..

      You may be interested to know that the implant surgery is performed on an outpatient basis. (This seems to surprise people). I went in one morning, had it installed, then left the hospital the next morning. (There is a one month delay for everything to heal before it is actually activated, though)

  37. here's a link to the other fella by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  38. I had to.. by photon317 · · Score: 1, Redundant


    Dude, Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these!

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    11*43+456^2
    1. Re:I had to.. by Jobby · · Score: 1

      Like a fly's eye...would a grid of small, cheap camera's be better than a single very high resolution one?

    2. Re:I had to.. by photon317 · · Score: 2


      I would imagine it would be with the right software. It falls in the same vein as a proven method for restoring old grainy video/film. Most of a given scene appears in hundreds of frames in a row, and the camera and it's flaws change position over the course of those frames - therefore you can average out the errors by comparing to neighboring frames and truly "restore" the film to a better-than-original quality.

      Similary, but without the nagging worry of having killed subtle temporal changes in the object, I would imagine you could composite many cheap cameras into one large image, averaging all overlaps (almost everything should be overlapped many times) and get a very high res picture.

      --
      11*43+456^2
  39. Jacked In and Good to Go by ObiWonKanblomi · · Score: 0

    hehe =) Just felt compelled to say something Gibsonian.

  40. Cost by godemon · · Score: 3, Funny

    It sure costs a lot... they'll probably get advertisers to co-pay it so they can run their advertisements over your sight every 10 min :D You know that's where it's going.

    --


    Why is a mouse that spins?
    1. Re:Cost by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      I can see it now...

      You're driving down the road at 70 MPH:

      *Vision fades to black*

      "We'll be right back to your life, right after these messages."

      --
      ~Dalcius
      Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
    2. Re:Cost by ahoehn · · Score: 1

      Don't you remember, in the Diamond Age, about the guy who had optical implants, got a virus that constantly displayed advertising, and killed himself? Geez, if people would just read more Neal Stephenson they wouldn't half to waste their time inventing stuff like this.
      Plus, crossairs on sunglasses for your skull-gun look so much cooler.....

      --
      Mod my comments down. It'll be fun.
    3. Re:Cost by norhythmsoldier · · Score: 1


      they'll probably get advertisers to co-pay it so they can run their advertisements over your sight every 10 min

      Funny, but not realistic. If I was blind and some company paid for me to see again, I wouldn't need to look at their ads *ever* and I would still buy from them every chance I could find and encourage all my friends to do the same.

      Up until now, only Jesus had that kind of customer care (and resulting brand loyalty).

  41. I'm curious... by Lendrick · · Score: 2

    If they can do eyes, which I would have (apprently wrongly) assumed would have been the most complicated, when will they be able to wire up people to take electronic input from the other four senses?

    And what about the other direction? Taking signals for muscle movements directly out of the brain?

    I heard at one point that there was speculation about injecting cell-sized machines into the blood stream that would find their way to the brain and interface themselves with the host's neurons, without any surgery. Obviously, there's a long way to go before anything like this, but it might actually be possible 50 years from now.

    The "Matrix Experience" would be a lot more attractive if it didn't involve someone opening your skull up and poking around inside your brain.

    1. Re:I'm curious... by gabba_gabba_hey · · Score: 1

      Well, they do have cochlear implants for the hearing impaired. This link is to an article from 1994, so I'm sure you could find a ton of info with a google search. As for the rest, I wonder too ;-)

  42. Problem by godemon · · Score: 1

    In the article they had to map his sight first, which worked easy because he used to have sight, so they could ask him what it looked like (Plum, lightning streak, circle, etc)

    Now with a TRULY blind person this could be a problem - a person who has been lind all his life does not know what a plum is, or what a lightning streak looks like, I wonder if he'd even be able to pick out a circle when he saw one.

    --


    Why is a mouse that spins?
    1. Re:Problem by Arakonfap · · Score: 1

      blind people have a good spacial sense, and that could be tied pretty heavily to the visual cortex. Atleast for shape recognition. They know by feel what a circle or sphere or box feels like, and they have to represent that internally somehow - most likely the same way sighted people can.

      There was that article a while back here on slashdot about a program for drawing for the blind - I think that proves the point.

      Now, whether they can adapt to the full pixilated view as well as a sighted person remains to be tested. Though, I think the mind is quite adaptable.

      On another note - I wonder if this could be used for some form of overlay input to a sighted-person's vision - such as heat vision, or some form of marker input. If so, there's a world of possibilities that was just opened, especially in machinery control and such.

  43. Strobe Light by sonarniche · · Score: 1

    1 frame a second... imagine the crazy strobe-light effect.

    It would be a 24/7 dance party.

    With the headache that thing would give you, maybe you'd rather not see.

  44. This is Impressive by Edrick · · Score: 1

    This definately gets a tip of the hat from me.

    up until recently, the extent of electronic implants has been limited to physical aids or recording/information gathering devices.

    While it aesthetically might be awkward, this is the first step towards effectively resolving bodily deficiencies through direct interfaces with the nervous system (and more specifically the brain).

  45. Do we have our first Geordi La Forge here? by subspacemsg · · Score: 1

    This sounds straight out of star trek. Is what they claim is really true? Kinda hard to believe for me. If this is true, why isn't anyone talking about it other than in slashdot ????

    Slashdot these days freaks me out on a daily basis .. :)

  46. Super vision? by Wrexen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Where can I get a night vision enhancement module for this with HUD and distance finder?

    How about you just be thankful for having working eyes at all? It's something too many of us take for granted

    1. Re:Super vision? by Hoeken · · Score: 1

      It's called Transhumanism

      It's about improving the human being, through any means possible. One of those main means is technology. You might be thankful for your worthless organic eyes, but I want zoom damnit!!

      --
      Educate > Enlighten > Evolve http://www.neuroatomik.com
    2. Re:Super vision? by srvivn21 · · Score: 2

      Isn't that our nature?

      "I should be making more money", instead of "I'm so glad I have a job".

      "My house is too small", instead of "I'm happy to have a roof over my head".

      There is a lot that I take for granted. But I stand where I am at and reach for more. There is something to be said for taking time to appreciate all of the "blessings" that we have, but it shouldn't stop us from dreaming of more.

    3. Re:Super vision? by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Once you stop playing the "grass is greener" game, you live a much happier life. Being happy with what you have, and not keeping up with the Jones', is the same as being an "anti-consumer" in many peoples' eyes though - which is fine with me.

      ...but it shouldn't stop us from dreaming of more.

      Dreaming of more is different from ALWAYS wanting more for lack of EVER being satisfied with what you have. You can be happy with your life as-is and still be a productive citizen (not consumer) working towards a better future for yourself and others.

      Zen.

      --

      --
      Power to the Peaceful
    4. Re:Super vision? by glwtta · · Score: 2
      It's something too many of us take for granted

      and so we should. whatever else, working body parts are "granted" - it's those who are missing them who are screwed, not us who are "gifted"

      --
      sic transit gloria mundi
    5. Re:Super vision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Nazis tried this. Didn't work.

    6. Re:Super vision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Nazis were trying to equip their soldiers with zoom eyesight? Wow, I ever learned about _that_ in history!

      Oh wait, they didn't. And you're full of crap, like most Godwin's law trolls. Go back under the bridge you came from, preferably that one in the K5 logo.

  47. Maybe Bush Will Attack Saudi Arabia Insteadof Iraq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read more about why Saudia Arabia may be a better
    target than Saddam Hussein here:


    The End of the Bush Cabal?

    Thank you and have a marijuana induced weekend.

  48. Website by Hulfs · · Score: 1

    Here's the Dobelle Group's Website....
    www.artificialvision.com
    There's a bunch of cool videos on here too.

  49. well, if you're looking for night vision with zoom by nounderscores · · Score: 1

    try ripping out the microdisplays from a Tek gear spectre http://www.tekgear.com/product.cfm?sku=0066 and wiring its camera and illumination system to your brain. Look out La Forge, you've got company!

    heck, you could even get one of those spectres for free on the evaluation program...

  50. It's all fun and games until.... by MrSkunk · · Score: 1

    The first person ever to receive this [technology] was Patient Alpha. His given name is Jens -- pronounced "Yens." Twenty-two years ago, at age 17, while nailing down railroad ties, an errant splinter took his left eye. Then, three years later, this time fixing a snowmobile, a shiv of clutch metal broke free and took out his right.

    Man, what terrible luck!! On two seperate occasions this guy managed to gauge out one of his eyes. You would have thought that he would of learned his lesson after the first instance.

    Good thing his mother didn't by him a Red Rider BB Gun when he was little.

    1. Re:It's all fun and games until.... by tommck · · Score: 2
      Seriously! You'd think the dumbass would have bought some eye protection after losing the first eye!


      It would be much more Darwinian if he had lost his nads though!

      T

      --
      ---- It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.
  51. Challenge to these COBOL people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    c'mon then... most impressive program wins by totals of trolls' votes!

  52. Shiver... by grayhaired · · Score: 1

    It is exciting tech, but a little frightening. Consider a world where "cortex technicians" come out of schools no more accredited than the tech institute down the street. They can play with your head, fiddle with the juice going into your visual centers. One mistake, and you (or a loved one) is fried.

    I'm glad that there are researchers looking for lower amperage alternatives.

  53. New Angle On Sex by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, okay, that's exactly what I want. Right in the middle of sex our respective plugs pop out and in the ensuing chaos, we plug them into the wrong outlets and I get to see precisely how stupid I look when I have an orgasm.

    No thanks.

    --
    My .02,
    Limekiller
    1. Re:New Angle On Sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who fucking cares what they look like? You sound like a slashdot virgin.

    2. Re:New Angle On Sex by vidarh · · Score: 2

      On the other hand, think of the new market this opens for porn... How many people here would be paying big bucks to have porn fed straight to their visual cortex? :-)

    3. Re:New Angle On Sex by Myco · · Score: 2
      Feh. You know better than that. Porn leads to masturbation leads to blindness... waste of a good implant! ;)

      I'd say just directly stimulate the pleasure center of the brain. Just what we need, current addicts (cf. The Ringworld Engineers by Niven).

  54. READ the article! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No dude! The Matrix is all around you. Don't create a new one inside it!

  55. Can someone say Sniper Enhancements? by ObiWonKanblomi · · Score: 0

    I would imagine this would come in pretty handy for anyone in the "cleaning business".

  56. Hmm, why not a wireless link? (seriously) by PaulBu · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering why they did not make a small chip
    with wireless receiver that would fit into the
    implant (it is like a "fat quarter", plenty of
    space to fit a chip in). This would save the
    trouble of having 1K wire connector on the side of
    your head...

    At least they could've make it 2-3 wires (power and data) + a demux chip inside.

    Paul Bu

    1. Re:Hmm, why not a wireless link? (seriously) by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Power. Hard to change batteries if they are inside of your brain. :P

    2. Re:Hmm, why not a wireless link? (seriously) by Revek · · Score: 1

      You always have to walk(crawl) before you run. Any new tech is going to start large and cumbersome. Remember 8" floppys, dumb terminals and 300 baud bell modems. They were considerd a leap foward over punch cards, printouts and teletypes. This is only the first real step in the road to make the blind see. People always take a refined product for granted forgetting that the process that gave them that cheap video card with 80 frames per second started with a large complicated extremely costly(for the time) machine. Every componant of any electronic device today had a large bulky prototype. The fact they have achieved a measure of succes is a true modern miracle. The leasons leared from these first steps will probably be taken for granted in 10 years considering 10 years ago in 1992 my computer was a 386sx 16mhz with 4 meg of ram and 40 meg harddrive with ega graphics.

  57. Actually... by cr0sh · · Score: 2

    I wonder how that interface goes through the membrane (can't remember the name) that surrounds the brain - as well as how it heals. This membrane (from what I understand) has nerve endings to feel "pain" (the brain cannot feel pain), and also acts to protect the brain from infection as well. It lies between the brain and the inner surface of the skull, so I wonder if the socket pierces this, or if only the electrode wires do (which would be better, but not much).

    --
    Reason is the Path to God - Anon
    1. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The meninges, as in meningitis.

    2. Re:Actually... by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Dura mater - hard (or tough) mother. The leatherlike layer that protects the brain.

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      Writers imply. Readers infer.
    3. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dura mater is the layer under the bone that is toughest - although far from leathery unless it is highly disturbed. It will thicken around each item that penetrates it. I suspect that the electrodes are under the dura, and the wire leads from them run through the dura, and the connector is outside the dura.

  58. hemisphere problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this for real? If it is i have a few questions. The pictures show the man has a camera on only his right eye.

    The cords only appear to be going to one side of his hemisphere. This would appear to the subject as half an image. (The left field).

    This guy would not be able to see an entire image.

    secondly why would they put the imput node so close to the somatosensory cortex? This guy would only be able to interact with the world. The "concept pathway" for images occurs up the center of the brain from the parietal cortex. (Btw these concepts can be shown through studies on visual agnosia, just in case you feel like bitching about my references).

    Something is fishy here.

  59. Is this Slashdot or Wired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is with the policy of Slashdot to post 100% of all Wired articles a few days after the new issue comes out?

    It is happening month after month. Maybe you should just add a link on your page to Wired.

  60. hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I got my ZX Spectrum and found out that you could visualise any of a bagillion-gazillion images by using random numbers or starting at 1 and making images from the pixel values I started wondering... Using a computer... is there an image that you see that makes your brain like... shut off... and you die... and is there one that makes you just like... orgasm... then I started working out the permutations... 4x4=16 pixels... 8x8=256 pixels... colour... if I started now how many could I see before I died... what were the limiting factors... and how many would be garbage or meaningless... and how many would be something I didn't understand... and how could I refine it...

    then I forgot about it and got a job.

    1. Re:hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oops! 8x8 isn't 256 pixels. 8 pixel x 8 pixel permutations is 16 megapixels. you get the idea though.

  61. 1 FPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Seemed to say instead that they started out the alpha patient at 1 fps (a la the topic description), and increased it as he could handle (thus allowing him to drive the car.)

  62. You nexus huh? by da3dAlus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Chew: "I designed your eyes."
    Roy: "Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes."

    --

    Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
  63. *Sigh* - Wired again by stungod · · Score: 1, Troll

    Can we please just get a Wired slashbox and not have to feature every fucking article from their site on the front page of Slashdot? Come on...2 in one day? And more on the way I'm sure.

  64. That was just a game mechanic. by solios · · Score: 2

    Though I agree with you fully, it wouldn't have done FASA any good to have players running characters that had all kinds of body ware AND the ability to cast magick, would it? Borg bits stripping out essence was there as a pretty obvious way to enforce game balance.... which, as we all know, is something Real Life doesn't have. :P

    Me, I just want the flying cars. And ninjas. Definitely Ninjas.

    1. Re:That was just a game mechanic. by Winged+Cat · · Score: 2

      There's other ways to enforce game balance. Bad physical reactions to having too many interface plugs, perhaps. Or maybe magick itself require organic body mass (save, perhaps, for some evil undead "lich" type magick). Or maybe just straight wealth: ubercorporate head honchos get all kinds of cyber to live forever and become personally terrifying to the rank and file, but the rank and file that the players play are lucky to afford a single biochip.

  65. Ahem... Correction.... by cnelzie · · Score: 1


    The world is becoming more Cyberpunk, than Shadowrun. IMHO Cyberpunk is more about reality than Shadowrun will ever be...

    Of course, that is unless magic, dragons, elves, dwarves, Ogres, Trolls and the such start appearing all over the place.

    Until that day, the world is becoming more Cyberpunk, with the rampant corporate control of the governments, the use of cybernetics, computers and the loss of basic freedoms for the people. The only thing that I don't see happening in our Cyberpunk future is regular firearms fights in the streets.

    -.-

    --
    If you ignore the other uses of a tool, does that make the tool less useful, or you less useful?
  66. I bet.. by aliusblank · · Score: 1

    I bet the mpaa would love to get their hands on this one, 'gives pay per view a whole new meaning.

  67. Something I wonder about... by cr0sh · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I read the article all the way through. Toward the end of the article, the reporter comments on wearing a Sony Glasstron hooked up to an artificial vision system that shows a 32x32 matrix of what he is "seeing" through a camera, to get an idea of how such a system would work in the future.

    At first, he is shown a lower res image (lower than 32x32) - he then is upgraded to 32x32 and asked if he can see anything. He can see blobs of color and such - but then suddenly, he says things "resolve", and he can see things more clearly. He asked if they upped the res again, and they responded "No", that his brain was re-learning the "see" the new image.

    Now, I don't know what kind of image processing software and such they were using (for all I know it may be some simple image mosaic tiling software like is used to mask peoples faces on TV), but I wonder how "sharp" or well defined the image he saw was? Further I wonder if you did look at one of those mosaic images on a TV in the right conditions (ie, through an HMD with no outside light penetrating like the reporter wore), if the res would "pop up", and you could see who the real person was?

    Also, this effect seems real similar to what was noted a long time ago back when VR was just getting started (early 90's), in that when using a low-res HMD (320x200 or less pixels), you had to "learn" to "look past" the pixels, and the image would slowly become clearer.

    So, in the area of VR HMD research, I am wondering if resolution really matters at all, or if there is a minimum resolution you can give the eyes, and let the brain fill in the rest? If this is really the case, then wide FOV HMDs, using lower-res displays and some training (so the brain can learn to "see" in one of these things) could possibily bring VR back in the limelight.

    Anybody have any thoughts or comments on this?

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    1. Re:Something I wonder about... by kris_lang · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Resolution really matters, but we (humans) are capable of resolving "sub-pixel" features by interpolation. The retinal cones are spaced at least 1-minute-of-arc apart, however we are able to accurately place a vernier line to within 1/10 of a minute of arc. This is probably done in a way that is the converse of anti-aliasing in image processing: you can create non-jagged edges by using intermediate gray scales to imply curves.

      So even with 32 x 32 pixel images, if we are allowed to scan slowly across an image, we can see sub-pixel elements as they average across pixel areas and we see finer grain changes in intensity which our brain can infer is due to sub pixel features.

    2. Re:Something I wonder about... by Kukester · · Score: 1

      IIRC the brain gets a higher resolution from the eyes by moving the eye about minutely and combining the information into a better image. If you make several sub-pixel shifts you can see more?

    3. Re:Something I wonder about... by Saeger · · Score: 2
      So since the human eye has 6 to 7 million cones (i.e. megapixels), that would be like a 2500x2500 display, or 25,000 x 25,000 with the 1/10th subpixel interpolation you mentioned. But that would be a display that's concentrated in the narrow FOV of your fovea... whereas your peripheral vision is always fuzzy (because it's mostly sensitive to light and motion, not detail).

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    4. Re:Something I wonder about... by nekdut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well based on the number of rods and cones in the human eye, our eye's "resolution" is only approximately 1000 "pixels" if you consider a single rod or cone responding to an individual part of the visual field. The brain fills in a LOT of information for us to have such a rich visual experience.

      Like the blind spot for example. Try this out, its quite neat. Grab a pencil with your right hand and cover your left eye. Hold the pencil vertically with the eraser at approximately eye level directly in front of you. Move the pencil slowly to the right but continue to look straight ahead with your right eye. Try not to look directly at the pencil, but you'll notice that the eraser will disappear about 30 deg right of center if you use your peripheral vision.

      This phenomenon occurs because your eye lacks photoreceptors in that region of your fovia, which is where the optic nerve connects to your eyeball. Our brains are VERY excellent at filling in this gap and you would have never noticed this unless you tried a test like above. Patient Alpha's brain is doing the exact same thing with the information that's being presented to it. Even though he's only receiving a 32x32 image, his brain is learning to fill in the gaps and that is why he thought they upped the resolution.

    5. Re:Something I wonder about... by ebyrob · · Score: 2

      So, in the area of VR HMD research, I am wondering if resolution really matters at all, or if there is a minimum resolution you can give the eyes, and let the brain fill in the rest?

      There's a commonly ignored dimension here that is very important. It's time.

      So, generate a "full scene" that follows head movement and you'll have one resolution and update rate that is requried to "fill" the user perception.

      Generate a "full scene" that displays directly to the users eyes and follows eye motion and there will be another (lower) resolution and movement rate (faster?) that will be required to "fill" the user perception.

      The biggest problem with VR and video displays these days is that most "chunk" rather than always maintaining a seamless viewing experience.

      What do you think would happen if your eyes cut out for the wrong 1/4 of a second during a boxing match?

    6. Re:Something I wonder about... by DoctorFrog · · Score: 2
      There's a study I read about in a psychology class which had participants walk around with inverting lenses over their eyes. After a few days they reported that the world suddenly turned right way up; when the lenses were removed everything seemed inverted again, and they had to wait for the flip again!

      Always wanted to try that myself, just for the hell of it, but never had a spare couple of weeks or someone willing to lead me around.

    7. Re:Something I wonder about... by |_uke · · Score: 1

      "Try this out, its quite neat. Grab a pencil with your right hand and" For a second I persieved this part as shoving a pencil into your eye... LOL

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    8. Re:Something I wonder about... by ph43drus · · Score: 1

      A quicker effect is to take a pair of tinted ski goggles and put them on. After a while your eyes will adjust, and everything will look normal instead of tinted. It's really dramatic with orange tinted goggles (those are what I wear skiing). Everything looks blue afterwards. I would think that this is a similar effect. It seems our brains are very good at making the world around us look the way it is ``supposed'' to.

      Jeff

  68. Is this article legit? by ObiWonKanblomi · · Score: 0

    The topic speaks for itself.

  69. This is bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article is bogus. He claims to have perception across his entire visual field. How can this be if the wires are attached to one hemisphere?

    Secondly, how can he possibly see if the connection point is at the somatosensory pathway. He could interact with the world but not see it. Cognitive psychology people.

    1. Re:This is bogus by ebyrob · · Score: 2

      This article is bogus. He claims to have perception across his entire visual field. How can this be if the wires are attached to one hemisphere?

      Because much like everyone else, his "visual field" is defined by his perception.

      Secondly, how can he possibly see if the connection point is at the somatosensory pathway. He could interact with the world but not see it. Cognitive psychology people.

      I must not grok this question. He "sees" by using his brain(mind) to process signals coming in from his optical nerve. The fact these nerve signals are generated by an external electrical stimulus to the nerve cells instead of coming directly from the eyes should make little difference.

      Since he definitely has a brain(mind) and perception, much like all humans, I don't see where there's any trouble defining what he does as "seeing".

      From m-w.com:
      see v.
      1 a : to perceive by the eye b : to perceive or detect as if by sight

  70. Augmented Reality by Indomitus · · Score: 1

    That's already being thought about. It's called 'augmented reality'. Check out an into webpage here.

    How about this; your braininfo chip contains an image of yourself that's transmitted to your friend whenever you call him (and his image is sent to you). Each AR systems puts an interpolated image of the other one standing in front of him and the two of you are able to have a face to face conversation while your physical bodies are miles apart. Add in pervasive movement sensor fibers sown into all your clothes communicating wirelessly with your skull-implanted cell-phone chips to send your movements to your friend and it will be just like you're there in person. :) Think big.

    1. Re:Augmented Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhm.... you're not going to patent all that, are you? can you please pass the loan money and IPO stocks?

    2. Re:Augmented Reality by dossen · · Score: 1

      Well... If we are thinking big, how about having the movement sensor fibers implanted (not too hard, if they are thin enough), and some implants to create sound (I believe work is progressing nicely on those). And sensors on the vocal cord, so you can talk silently (as in get a audio stream of synthesized speech without your mouth making audiable sound).
      Now that would be a cool system. And of cause you would need processors small enough to implant, so that only one socket would be needed.
      Just imagine...

    3. Re:Augmented Reality by blowhole · · Score: 1

      How do you talk without moving your mouth? i thought that was called "humming"

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  71. Future opportunity for marketers by Thuktun · · Score: 1

    Just think...

    Forced unsolicited advertising that you can't avoid, because it's being pumped directly into your brain.

    We haven't even figured out how to lock down individual computers and LANs from unauthorized access in most cases yet. How can we protect humans hard-wired to computers?

    1. Re:Future opportunity for marketers by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      For a computer to determine aggressive incoming data, it has to have some form of AI. AI is hard to program, thus why they're succeptable.

      The human brain does not have this limitation.

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  72. Two things by lobsterGun · · Score: 1

    1) This is fantastic. Perhaps blindness will be extinguished within my lifetime. This is something that I never thought I'd see.

    2) 1 fps is about what I was getting last weekend when I installed Serious Sam the Second Encounter on a Pentium II 450. It really sucked. But even that would beat the crap out of being blind.

  73. Dude, its cyberpunk! by mekkab · · Score: 2

    And its much better re-write, Cyberpunk 2020.
    With the improved combat system (the first was taken from statistical analysis of real shooting statistics (system was called Friday Night Fire Fight) but the second made it easier to play!) and the ultra improved net-hacking section (so good it made me peak) forget magic.

    And yes you had to avoid the dreaded cyber-psychosis if you got too much metal.

    But to get back OT- YES. YES YES YES.
    THis is exactly where this technology is going. And you know thousands who would literally give an eye to have night vision/scanning/HUD/etc. So while it seems private practice and academia are pushing the envelope for the disabled, the military will have it first (some cyber-soldiers) and pioneer the field of augmenting those with two functional eyes.

    Whats super exciting to me is that it seems our technological future has been sufficiently influenced by our science fiction. Wether that be our science is better or our fiction was just closer to reality, I don know. (the Gernsback Continuum by our man Gibson is a neat-o little story related to the future that never was).

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  74. Brainstorm by big_oaf · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... Maybe that Chris Walken movie isn't too far off.

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  75. Neural Nanonics by PeteyG · · Score: 1

    This story suddenly reminded me of Peter F. Hamilton's Night's Dawn trilogy. In that, many people (especially starship crews) have 'neural nanonics' implanted. They act as kind of an onboard computer system for an individual, allowing them control over their nervous system, letting them run programs to enhance their vision and affect their state of mind (like drug-programs), and even leave 'to do' notes to themselves (how many times have you made a mental note about something, but forgot about it?). At first, I thought 'wow... that's really cyberpunk. Yawn'. But after reading through the whole trilogy, I was amazed at how well Hamilton integrated this potentially overused technology into the story, making it quite seamless and natural.

    Plus, I think it would be totally awesome to be able to choose what kind of window manager I'd want overlayed on my eye's input.

    Here is some more information on technology in the Night's Dawn trilogy, and a good description of nanonics are near the top.

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  76. Augmented abilities? by tgibbs · · Score: 2

    We have a long way to go before we have to worry about the ethical implications of augmented abilities. What such stories stress too rarely is that none of these add-ons work nearly as well as the factory-standard equipment that most of us were born with. Never mind customization--we're still trying to get halfway-decent replacement parts.

  77. Hacking and Force Feedback by Dalcius · · Score: 1

    That would be interesting...

    I wonder how they would solve that kind of problem. I can imagine a system in which your implant asks you if you would like to accept someone's connection. If neural networking became very common, this might become very annoying, but if you think about it, it wouldn't be difficult once we got used to it. Think about how natural driving is. I doubt it would be much harder to make quick decisions about what incoming connections/requests are OK.

    Software to prevent overload would be pretty easy to install as well.

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    Here's a thought- what about force feedback? Imagine falling off the level in Quake and *feeling* that sensation. Or of being blown up and feeling some sort of out-of-body sensation (or pain for the masochists). The implementations of porn take on a whole new meaning.

    I think I can honestly say that if I can be given an 80% change of no ill-side effects, I'll be the first to have this put in my head.

    I hope it doesn't take them long to figure out a system of stimulating the brain without placing a bunch of hardware in the brain - that way, we can keep the 'modules' outside of the skull and continue upgrading our systems without major surgery.

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    1. Re:Hacking and Force Feedback by mad_goldfish · · Score: 1

      Surely it's easy to tune the connection so that and signal coming from further away than 1cm or so is too weak to be noticed. And don't pacemakers already have external stimulators? Why don't the script kiddies run around giving people heart attacks? Anyone know? Or use a system that relies on the conductivity of the skin to get the message through rather than being completely wireless. Then someone would have to touch you to jack into your system.

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  78. problem is.... by levl289 · · Score: 1

    They'd prolly wanna use the Bill Gates Borg image. That would just confuse everyone...

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  79. Re:Do we have our first Geordi La Forge here? by Dalcius · · Score: 1

    why isn't anyone talking about it other than in slashdot????

    20/20 will not be covering this issue as it has nothing to do with rape, murder, kidnapping, or anything else equally negative, nor are we getting $20 million for advertis^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hfunding.

    Regards,

    Bahbwa Wawa

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  80. Ghost Hack. by CrazyDuke · · Score: 2

    Anyone worried about computer virus being written for and transfered directly to the human brain? Especially so if a certain gargantuan computer software company, with its tentacles in everything and its views on security, wrests the software side of the interface away from the rest of the market.

    Tin foil hat time:
    Will they come with mandatory GPS transmitters like cell phones, too? (Got to make sure they aren't bein used for terrorism, now...)

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  81. Great Stuff - but limited to those who could see by Dave500 · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is without a doubt of the more impressive HCI developments I have seen in the last decade, and steady progress is being made.
    I note that progress is also beging made in the reverse process (generating an image by monitoring neurons firing in the visual cortex). Check out this paper:-

    Visual Decoding

    Which details images generated directly from a cats brain.

    One point to keep in mind is that sadly this technology can only help people whom had sight at birth, but lost it after early childhood. If the patient has been blind from birth, the parts of their brain that would be normally used for vision have not developed and have been "reassigned" to other sensory tasks. (Which is why blind people tend on average to have more actue senses of hearing, smell, touch and taste - there are more neurons available to process them!) If this device was deployed on such a person, it is doubful that they could make much sense of what they could "see".

  82. Why it's not wireless. by immanis · · Score: 1
    Tell me, does anyone here really want a wireless device implanted into their skull? The long term effects of a wireless transmitter sitting on top of your gray matter CAN'T be good. High grade or low grade, it's radiation of one sort or another. At least when you are on the cell phone there is skin in the way. And bone.

    I would be extremely curious to know what happens to this device when it passes too near an area with a lot of background energy. Magnetic field. Cell sites. HERF.

  83. Going wireless by thebreathalyzer · · Score: 1

    Man, I can't wait untill they come out with a wireless version. Makes you wonder what protocol they will use- 802.labotomy?

  84. Where's Zarniwoop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got to see Zarniwoop. Where's Zarniwoop?

  85. for those of us who still can see by roman_mir · · Score: 2

    How about having extra eyes that you can use while the main pair is resting from computer work? Just put on your cool glasses and plug into your other eyes.

    How about having 10 eyes at the same time that show you a panoramic view of the space around you, can our brains handle that?

    How about wireless eyes? All of a sudden a frase: "I've got an eye on you" has a whole new meaning to it!

    How about using eyes with much more surface to receive more light for better magniffication?

    How about being able to actually *see* what other people see by sharing the same eye among many people?

    What about new types of entertainment where you are plugged into millions of eyes doing crazy stuff or into gigantic eyes... Computer games with Virtual Reality? You don't need a better monitor, your brain is your monitor.

    Going to Las Vegas and using your super vision during a game of Black Jack? Why not - if your frame rate is high enough and you have a video buffer built in, just record how the cards are shuffled and play back at much lower speeds to see the positions of cards in the deck.

    The possibilities are enormous.

  86. Old news by Hunden · · Score: 1

    Some guy did this 2000 years ago...

    Wait a minute... what was it he was doing as a kid artificial hip something... Helping people walk at the age of 13, giving blind their vision back...

    If this guys starts gathering 12 people around him he's in for a lot more fame than the Wright brothers.

    1. Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even more amazing, he was a Porsche mechanic, too. After dealing with a 928's electrical system, rewiring the human brain to see should be a snap.

  87. Re:This is bogus (Yes it is a FICTION...) by corezion · · Score: 2, Informative

    Isn't this in their fiction section?

    peace,
    core

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  88. Not Useful? by phriedom · · Score: 4, Informative

    After one day of calibration and one day of the patient being plugged in so his brain learns to interpret the signals, patient alpha got into a car and drove it around the parking lot. Sure it started at 1 FPS when they turned him on, but it is clearly operating at a much higher level than that, and all with only one eye calibrated.

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  89. $100K ain't bad, considering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work as an assistant for a blind piano tech. Mostly I end up helping him with his computers, and have seen the price lists for software for the blind. Everything is right around the $1000 mark. For example Kurzweil has an OCR program, it scans text and reads it aloud, or converts it to mp3 (using LAME), price? $999.95. Same goes for screen readers, speach synths, tape decks. A lady online sells tapes with lessons on using various applications at $50 a pop.

    If the implants got good enough that the wearer didn't need all that other specialized crap, it might just end up saving money in the long run. Not to mention, getting the benefit of being able to see.

  90. Sooner than I expected by zaren · · Score: 2

    I remember reading about this kind of technology years ago, back in college. I didn't think it would have advanced this far, this soon.

    There's a history of macular degeneration in my family, and my vision is currently around 20/800. I always joked about getting my eyes replaced when they got too bad, assuming my vision would hold out until my mid-50s and the technology got that far. It seems as though I might not have been joking after all :)

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  91. Remember Bush ! qjkx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We shouldn't be messing with humans. God created us and we shouldn't clone or alter humanity. God bless you. God. Damn atheistic libertarian slashdotters.

  92. My wishlist by TDO · · Score: 1

    Here's what I want:
    * not just the ability to implant images, but also to extract them
    * something that reads my eye muscles and knows where my eyes are pointed

    Then every time I look in the lower right corner of my FOV I would see a super-imposed clock. Everytime I looked in the lower left corner of my FOV I would start or stop recording video to the computer. I'm sure I could come up with useful functions for the upper corners, maybe some sort of zoom, or super-imposed edge detection. Then I want a couple buttons easily accessable to navigate a super-imposed menu, to play back recorded video, snapshots, etc.

    I would be willing to pay more then $100k for this, and would gladly be a beta tester.

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    1. Re:My wishlist by Kredal · · Score: 2

      The MPAA has been alerted. They'll be at your door in 20 minutes, to make sure you are thrown in jail for attempting to circumvent the copyright on their media using your optical implants.

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  93. Gibsonesque? by SnarkDogma · · Score: 1

    Wow, I got 3/4 of the way through the article, still unsure whether this was more Gibsonesque fiction, before realizing that it was real. primitive, scary, but real.

    Of course most of us have thought about this kind of thing: a laptop with LCD glasses for the plane.. contact lenses that modify the wavelenght of light passing through them..

    Interesting to note that for someone with a visual prosthetic, a computer is using the visual cortex as a display device.

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  94. why only blind people by guest12 · · Score: 1

    cortical implants for everybody! prefrontal implants to start with. no more messy lobotomies. just a remote automated click from headquarters.

  95. Truly great work. by Fixer · · Score: 1
    So, how much volume does a typical eye have, 1 cubic inch or so? Seems like you could shoe-horn a CCD, battery and UWB transmitter into that (just available UWB chips put out less than 1 milliwatt for a 10 meter range, so obviously you'll crank that down to about 24-30 inches). That way, no wires. Still, the signal processor is still one to two chip generations away from being implantable, at least. To say nothing of power concerns.

    But damn if this isn't cool.

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  96. Keyboards are good. by octalc0de · · Score: 1

    Keyboards are good! I don't wanna see all those barely-smart-enough-to-go-online people that type at 1 wpm be able to talk normally on the internet :)

    Also, you can't beat the clickety clack sound of the keyboard typing... yes it's sweet.

    Also don't forget the occasional words that you speak that will end up in word recognition.

    Spouse:so how do i look?
    You: Pretty Good[mutter: more like damn ugly]

    your spouse gets: Pretty good more like damn ugly.
    she thinks !?!?

    1. Re:Keyboards are good. by mfago · · Score: 1
      Also, you can't beat the clickety clack sound of the keyboard typing... yes it's sweet. Also don't forget the occasional words that you speak that will end up in word recognition.

      I'm not talking about voice recognition! How droll...

      I'm talking about directly simulating the keyboard by intercepting the nerve impulses in the motor cortex.

  97. Seems dangerous to me by madman2002 · · Score: 1

    After all, what if someone decided they didn't like him and dumped a bucket of water on his head? Would the eyes short-circuit, possibly killing him? What if it rains?

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  98. interesting for blind and for augmented reality. by AntonL · · Score: 1

    This sounds great for an average blind-person who wants to have some vision back. Currently though, its far to expensive and doesnt provide high enough resolution, despite the brain 're-learning to see'.

    But after thats worked out, theres still some major problems with it; It looks so un-natural, it (all computer componets) is clearly sizable, and having it implanted can be dangerous.

    I love the prospect of Augmented Reality in our lifetime and ponder how it and other key technologies will work out in out daily lives daily. I'm convinced the near-term future of AR usefulness approaches or even exceeds the promises of nano or bio-tech. The problem, size matters. attractive-ness of the tech matters. and how it gets implemented matters.

    That said, AR wont catch on if you have to where funky gear such as Steve Mann does. In-fact, any external gear is unacceptable for it to really catch on. (There are some exceptions, but is why PDA's havent caught on in a main-stream way)

    This is exactly what makes this sort of thing so interesting. Except of course, the artificial eyes part. From the pictures and explantion of who this thing looks, its completly unacceptable.

    Long story short, there needs to be a way to retro-fit someone's natural eye with artificial eye gear. Or at the very least one that looks natural. It needs to be far smaller and with further computer advances; everything needed needs to be retro-fitted to fit in said eye.

    And yet still, theres a problem of getting many people to under-go the surgery required. Besides the blind and some nerds like ourselves. The number of people willing to do something like this is probably very low.

  99. not 1 frame per second by Stinson · · Score: 1

    if you read the article in more detail, thats what they started out with, but slowly upped the frames, to the point when he got to drive the car

  100. cervical cybernetic implant by llib · · Score: 1

    when i first read this, i saw "cervical cybernetic implant". *boggle*

    what might that be used for?

  101. No benefit for the born blind by DoctorFrog · · Score: 2
    On the other hand, I wonder if the phosphenes would be interpretable at all to a visual cortex that has never learned how to see.

    The short answer unfortunately is no, a person blind from birth will not be able to benefit from this. I've done a lot of research in this area because I'm amblyopic, which means that I have two physically functional eyes but only one is actually fully useful. They don't point at quite the same angle (though you'd have to look pretty closely to tell), so my brain gave up on combining them into a stereoscopic image and basically let the left one go hang.

    It wasn't spotted until I was five, which means I missed the window to fully develop that side of my visual cortex; it's useful for peripheral vision, but I can't distinguish shapes and lines well enough to read with it. Had it been spotted early enough, just putting a patch over the good eye while the laggard developed could have let me see all these 3D images everyone's always on about... grrr!

    Still, I'm lucky to have sight and I know it. I can't provide a reference, but IIRC there's a study in which cataracts were removed from the eyes of children who had been born blind. They were still not able to see. You have only a narrow window of time in which to develop parts of your brain. If you lost your sight after about five or six years old then you could probably benefit from this, but if you were born blind you're going to have to substitute other senses. For example, it would still be possible to translate a camera signal into a grid of pressors distributed over some area of skin.

    Parents, get your toddler's eyes and ears checked!!!

  102. more than 1FPS! by imacman · · Score: 1

    I read the article and it says they upped the framerate after a while. 1FPS would SUCK, but it runs at moe like 20.

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  103. What about Durmoacustics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't Tuffs university working on a device like this? The idea was to send a 40-60khz RMS audio signal (doubly-differentiated and clipped to a square wave to give only time-rate of change) directly to the eighth cranial nerve via the connection that your skin retains [to the eight cranial nerve]?

    This is exactly what your talking about (for speech at least) without the need for an expensive implant.

    Anyone else remember this?

    recompile.org

  104. One thing comes to mind. by LobsterMagnet · · Score: 1

    Can anyone say Deus Ex?

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  105. Studies regarding early brain developmen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Postnatal Development Of The Visual Cortex And The Influence Of Environment: Nobel lecture by Torsten N. Wiesel [PDF] Google Cache

    Development And Plasticity In The Brain by Morten Kringelbach & Adam Engell [PDF] Google Cache

    The above links touch upon experiments performed upon newborn kittens and monkeys. Both animals exhibit a window in early life in which visual stimulus must be present in order for proper development of the brain to occur. An animal blinded in one eye during the first few weeks of life will not be able to utilize that eye for the entirety of life. Physical examination of the brain of such an animal shows significant differences in the visual cortex associated in the experimental eye as opposed to the control eye.

    1. Re:Studies regarding early brain developmen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > An animal blinded in one eye during the first few weeks of life will not be able to utilize that eye for the entirety of life.

      I assume you meant "temporarily blinded...", otherwise, DUH!

  106. web browser. . . by cra · · Score: 1

    Never mind x-ray and night vision. Just let me install the browser of my choice and hook me up to my ISP at maximum speed.

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    This message has been ROT-13 encrypted twice for higher security.
  107. CBDTPA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry sir, but your implant is an unlicensed, non-DRM, digial video device. Please remove it immediately or face a 5 year sentence.

    Optionally, we can install software in it which will only allow you to see images generated by Disney.

    As a further option, for $500 p.a. we can reconnect your forward cameras, and overlay a mickey mouse icon, and allow this to be passed to your brain.

  108. Geek factor cheap by oldstrat · · Score: 2

    For those who are looking to get ahead, and have it first, without actually having it...
    Save BIG BUCKS and get your percutaneous pedestals here. $7.15 ea on sale.

  109. Ubergeek! by Draoi · · Score: 3, Insightful
    While this article is unbelievably awesome, what really shocks me is just exactly Patient Alpha can do right now *without* any visual aid. This guy is just incredible - most sighted people couldn't achieve this much.

    He lives in rural Canada, where the winters are brutal. He makes his living by selling firewood. Working alone, he splits logs with the largest chain saw currently available on the market. During the high season, he'll manhandle 12,000 pounds of wood in a day. He helped his wife deliver six of his eight children at home, without a physician or midwife. Jens dismisses the whole hospital birthing process as rapacious big business.

    Starting from scratch and without the aid of sight, Jens designed and built a solar- and wind-powered house and pulled his family off the grid. In his spare hours, he programs computers, tunes pianos, and gives the occasional concert. For a blind man to give a classical recital requires memorizing whole scores -- a process that can take nearly five years. To cover his surgery, Jens gave quite a few recitals.

    ... absolutely incredible!

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    Alison

    "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." - Albert Einstein

  110. $100 prize for a review by neuropro · · Score: 1
    It seems that this topics is very interesting for Slashdot readers, as related articles are often discussed here. The answers to some of the questions that were raised here can be found on our pages, where we collected links to similar science and technology articles.

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    1. Re:$100 prize for a review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See http://www.seeingwithsound.com/etumble.htm

    2. Re:$100 prize for a review by neuropro · · Score: 1

      thanks for the light-to-sound link. It's very nice, there are also ongoing efforts to convert the visual image to somatosensory stimulation pattern somewhere on the skin, but the real dream of course to use whatever is still available in the visual modalitiy, including the retina, the optic nerve and the visual cortex itself.

  111. http://www.seeingwithsound.com/etumble.htm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.seeingwithsound.com/etumble.htm

  112. Same issue with the Abiocor artificial heart by johnjay · · Score: 1

    One of the important features of the artificial heart that became newsworthy last year is that its batteries are charged with transdermal power and therefore can run continuously without wires breaking the skin.

  113. Here's a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's just gun down every MF bastard that even tries to mix our brains and stupid laws together.