All these peanut OS's out there trying to "compete" with Microsoft (laughable, I know) are doing a disservice to computing professionals everywhere as they detract from the industry focus.
CmdrTaco's continued faggotry is in violation of multiple international, national, and local laws. I recommend you archive every single one of his sexual harassments and send them to abuse@fbi.gov.
This is more reason why investing in a digital code signing certificate is probably a good thing for just about any executable piece of code that is to be distributed.
Go take a what?? You are obviously too wet behind the ears to fuck with likes of me as you run away screaming in terror before you even finish your sentences.
The asskicking will continue until further notice, fucknuts.
Last wednesday, we were all sitting on our fat lazy asses eating TV
dinners and tolerating Barney for my daughter.. I was digging my finger
up my nose chasing a big ripe booger which just wouldn't come out, when
all of a sudden a let a big, deep, loud fart rip out of my flabby
butt-cheeks. To this, my daughter turned to me and said "DAD!!! WILL YOU
PLEASE _QUIT_?!?! YOU'RE RUINING THE SHOW!!" To this, I ripped another
follow-up fart and flicked my big juicy booger onto the lens of her thick
glasses.
"HAHAHAHAHA!! YOU STUPID FUCKPUDDLE!! HAHAHAHA!" I laughed as she smeared
the big booger all over her glasses.
"MOM!!!" my loving daughter cried to my loving wife (sitting next to me),
"DAD FLICKED A BIG NASTY BOOGER ONTO MY GLASSES AND HE WON'T STOP
FARTING!!!"
"Well, honey, then you gotta do THIS.." she replied, and simultaneously
plunged her fist into my sweat&shit-stained-boxer-short-clad crotch.
She must have shoved my huge horse balls clear up into my stomach, because
all the color left my face and my blood-shot eyes rolled into the back of
my head and a little squirt of warm liquid shit escaped my ass.
As I was trying to get some air into my lungs, my wife and daughter were
laughing their asses off!! I was fixing to reach for my burning cigar to
show into my wife's left tit when all of a sudden...
...THE FRONT DOOR FLEW OPEN AND WHO STOOD THERE BUT... BARNEY HIMSELF!!
I WAS FUCKIN AMAZED!!! Here I was, in my FUCKING UNDERWEAR, my face blue
with pain, fixing to roast my bitch wife's tit, when who the FUCK should
come into my living room but FUCKING BARNEY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
But I was in for more!! From behind his back, Barney pulled out an UZI
9mm SUBMACHINE GUN!! My balls were both pulsating like.. well, I don't
fuckin know, but they were PULSATING.. and my wife started screaming shit
like "OH FUCK!!!"
At that moment, Barney squeezed the trigger, and deposited about 15 rounds
into my wife, spraying her innards all over myself and my daugher, who was
too stupified to do anything.
"YOU THINK I'M JUST SOME FUCKING STUPID ASS PURPLE FAG DINOSAUR WHO JUMPS
AROUND ON YOUR FUCKING TV SET DON'T YOU, YOU FAT AMERICAN FUCK!!!!!!!!" he
bellowed as he trained his smoking Uzi somewhere in the area of my sweaty
forehead.
I didn't know what the hell to say to that, but I thought fast: "Uh, no
sir. I like your songs" I gasped.
"YOU LIKE MY STUPID SONGS, DO YA?!!?! WELL, YOU'RE GONNA _LOVE_ THIS
ONE!!! THIS IS MY "I LOVE TO SKULL-FUCK YOUR WIFE" SONG!!!" he yelled back
at me. At that moment, with his other arm, he pulled out a 12-guage gas
semi-auto Beretta shotgun and blew my wife's head into a red haze of
brains and gore. He then threw both weapons to the ground, and waddled
over to my wife, who was now laying sprawled out, half on the sofa, and
half on the floor. He reached towards his crotch, and produced the
BIGGEST DAMN PURPLE PENIS I'VE EVER FRIGGIN SEEN!!!! This monster must
have been at least 18 inches long!! And then HE STARTED SKULL-FUCKING MY
WIFE'S DISTINTEGRATED HEAD!!!! I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!
At this, my daugher fell backwards and fainted. I couldn't believe what I
was seeing!! BARNEY was in MY house!! And he was SKULLFUCKING MY WIFE!!!
I was frantically trying to remember where I put my Polaroid, when that
little green sidekick of Barney's walked through the door. "BARNEY!!" she
bellowed, not bothering to take the cigarette out of the corner of her
mouth. "WE GOTTA GET TO THE STUDIO IN 5 MINUTES AND YOU'RE WASTING TIME
DOING THIS SHIT?!?!!? GETCHER FAT PURPLE ASS UP AND INTO THE VAN!! WE'RE
WAITING!!"
Barney stopped pumping my wife's head for a moment and looking over his
shoulder, shouted back "OH, KISS MY ASS, YOU LAZY BITCH!!! I CAN DO
WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!!! I'M FUCKIN _BARNEY_ FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! I RULE
THE WORLD!!" and returned to humping my wife.
The little green lizard had a pretty frustrated look on her face. "FUCK
YOU!! I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!!! I CAN GET WORK ON MY OWN WITHOUT HANGING
AROUND YOUR SICK PSYCHO ASS!!!" she bellowed. Barney didn't even bother to
reply. Her face grew red, and reaching behind her, she produced a big.44
Magnum revolver!!! "EAT THIS YOU CHILD MOLESTING MAGGOT SHIT
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!" she howled as she emptied all 5 chambers into the back
of Barney's head.
Barney's brains and hot gore sprayed all over the entire room. The little
green fucker just wasted Barney!!! What the fuck was going on around
here??!!?!?!?!? What was my daughter going to do now???!!!!
I was in a state of mixed shock, panic, fear, and surprise!! Why the hell
didn't I go get my polaroid and take pictures?!?!
Greenie turned towards me and said, with a wicked leer on her face, "SO!!
You think I'm just gonna let you and your bitch daughter walk out of here,
now?!?!" She leveled her.44 onto me, and all that came out of me was a
weak drawn-out fart. "Uh, are you really that little green dinosaur?" I
asked, weakly. "LITTLE GREEN DINOSAUR!!! HAHAHA!!! YOU LARD ASS!!! NO-ONE
KNOWS MY NAME!! THEY ONLY KNOW _HIS_ NAME! (indicating Barney, I presumed)
BUT NOT ANYMORE!! HAHAHA!!" and this moment she squeezed the trigger of
her revolver several times, but all that came about was a few clicks of
the empty gun. Whew!
At this moment, who should appear, but Mr. Rogers, wearing a muscle shirt
and holding a Mossberg pump shotgun!!! Before anyone could say anything,
he quickly pumped 5 shots into greenie, spraying her innards all over the
floor and wall. "HAHAHA YOU COMMUNIST SHITBACK!! I FINALLY TRACKED YOU
DOWN!!!" he screamed with glee over her steaming corpse.
You should be banned. First Posts are like deflowering a young nubile virgin. Your tastless and crude excuse for a FP reveals that you are probably a terrorist. I have informed the FBI as to your operation. You will soon be incarcerated and subjected to daily ass-rapings. Hope you have fun.-ShiTheaP
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All these peanut OS's out there trying to "compete" with Microsoft (laughable, I know) are doing a disservice to computing professionals everywhere as they detract from the industry focus.
This is a happy day, indeed!
Next up -- Linux!! Bye bye, shitheaps!
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
meerrrry christmas
here have a nice hot mug of TACO SNOT
jingle jingle jingle
FUCKING FAGGOT
CmdrTaco's continued faggotry is in violation of multiple international, national, and local laws. I recommend you archive every single one of his sexual harassments and send them to abuse@fbi.gov.
This is more reason why investing in a digital code signing certificate is probably a good thing for just about any executable piece of code that is to be distributed.
Goddamit you just said a mouthful. I'd mod you up if I weren't damned for all eternity for being a slimeball troll with -4,491,390,597 karma points.
People: think before moderating.
Have to put yourself in their shoes. Here is an example of their thought process.
if (comment.contains("Linux") && comment.getCommenter().isBlindSycophant) {
comment.addModPoint();
} else {
comment.subtractModPoint();
}
pretty simple, really..
Where the fuck have you been, FTM? We've had to endure at least a week of crap from Egg Troll and his bitch Gaylord.
Go take a what?? You are obviously too wet behind the ears to fuck with likes of me as you run away screaming in terror before you even finish your sentences.
The asskicking will continue until further notice, fucknuts.
Last wednesday, we were all sitting on our fat lazy asses eating TV
dinners and tolerating Barney for my daughter.. I was digging my finger
up my nose chasing a big ripe booger which just wouldn't come out, when
all of a sudden a let a big, deep, loud fart rip out of my flabby
butt-cheeks. To this, my daughter turned to me and said "DAD!!! WILL YOU
PLEASE _QUIT_?!?! YOU'RE RUINING THE SHOW!!" To this, I ripped another
follow-up fart and flicked my big juicy booger onto the lens of her thick
glasses.
"HAHAHAHAHA!! YOU STUPID FUCKPUDDLE!! HAHAHAHA!" I laughed as she smeared
the big booger all over her glasses.
"MOM!!!" my loving daughter cried to my loving wife (sitting next to me),
"DAD FLICKED A BIG NASTY BOOGER ONTO MY GLASSES AND HE WON'T STOP
FARTING!!!"
"Well, honey, then you gotta do THIS.." she replied, and simultaneously
plunged her fist into my sweat&shit-stained-boxer-short-clad crotch.
She must have shoved my huge horse balls clear up into my stomach, because
all the color left my face and my blood-shot eyes rolled into the back of
my head and a little squirt of warm liquid shit escaped my ass.
As I was trying to get some air into my lungs, my wife and daughter were
laughing their asses off!! I was fixing to reach for my burning cigar to
show into my wife's left tit when all of a sudden...
...THE FRONT DOOR FLEW OPEN AND WHO STOOD THERE BUT... BARNEY HIMSELF!!
I WAS FUCKIN AMAZED!!! Here I was, in my FUCKING UNDERWEAR, my face blue
with pain, fixing to roast my bitch wife's tit, when who the FUCK should
come into my living room but FUCKING BARNEY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
But I was in for more!! From behind his back, Barney pulled out an UZI
9mm SUBMACHINE GUN!! My balls were both pulsating like.. well, I don't
fuckin know, but they were PULSATING.. and my wife started screaming shit
like "OH FUCK!!!"
At that moment, Barney squeezed the trigger, and deposited about 15 rounds
into my wife, spraying her innards all over myself and my daugher, who was
too stupified to do anything.
"YOU THINK I'M JUST SOME FUCKING STUPID ASS PURPLE FAG DINOSAUR WHO JUMPS
AROUND ON YOUR FUCKING TV SET DON'T YOU, YOU FAT AMERICAN FUCK!!!!!!!!" he
bellowed as he trained his smoking Uzi somewhere in the area of my sweaty
forehead.
I didn't know what the hell to say to that, but I thought fast: "Uh, no
sir. I like your songs" I gasped.
"YOU LIKE MY STUPID SONGS, DO YA?!!?! WELL, YOU'RE GONNA _LOVE_ THIS
ONE!!! THIS IS MY "I LOVE TO SKULL-FUCK YOUR WIFE" SONG!!!" he yelled back
at me. At that moment, with his other arm, he pulled out a 12-guage gas
semi-auto Beretta shotgun and blew my wife's head into a red haze of
brains and gore. He then threw both weapons to the ground, and waddled
over to my wife, who was now laying sprawled out, half on the sofa, and
half on the floor. He reached towards his crotch, and produced the
BIGGEST DAMN PURPLE PENIS I'VE EVER FRIGGIN SEEN!!!! This monster must
have been at least 18 inches long!! And then HE STARTED SKULL-FUCKING MY
WIFE'S DISTINTEGRATED HEAD!!!! I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!
At this, my daugher fell backwards and fainted. I couldn't believe what I
was seeing!! BARNEY was in MY house!! And he was SKULLFUCKING MY WIFE!!!
I was frantically trying to remember where I put my Polaroid, when that
little green sidekick of Barney's walked through the door. "BARNEY!!" she
bellowed, not bothering to take the cigarette out of the corner of her
mouth. "WE GOTTA GET TO THE STUDIO IN 5 MINUTES AND YOU'RE WASTING TIME
DOING THIS SHIT?!?!!? GETCHER FAT PURPLE ASS UP AND INTO THE VAN!! WE'RE
WAITING!!"
Barney stopped pumping my wife's head for a moment and looking over his
shoulder, shouted back "OH, KISS MY ASS, YOU LAZY BITCH!!! I CAN DO
WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!!! I'M FUCKIN _BARNEY_ FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! I RULE
THE WORLD!!" and returned to humping my wife.
The little green lizard had a pretty frustrated look on her face. "FUCK
YOU!! I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!!! I CAN GET WORK ON MY OWN WITHOUT HANGING
AROUND YOUR SICK PSYCHO ASS!!!" she bellowed. Barney didn't even bother to
reply. Her face grew red, and reaching behind her, she produced a big
Magnum revolver!!! "EAT THIS YOU CHILD MOLESTING MAGGOT SHIT
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!" she howled as she emptied all 5 chambers into the back
of Barney's head.
Barney's brains and hot gore sprayed all over the entire room. The little
green fucker just wasted Barney!!! What the fuck was going on around
here??!!?!?!?!? What was my daughter going to do now???!!!!
I was in a state of mixed shock, panic, fear, and surprise!! Why the hell
didn't I go get my polaroid and take pictures?!?!
Greenie turned towards me and said, with a wicked leer on her face, "SO!!
You think I'm just gonna let you and your bitch daughter walk out of here,
now?!?!" She leveled her
weak drawn-out fart. "Uh, are you really that little green dinosaur?" I
asked, weakly. "LITTLE GREEN DINOSAUR!!! HAHAHA!!! YOU LARD ASS!!! NO-ONE
KNOWS MY NAME!! THEY ONLY KNOW _HIS_ NAME! (indicating Barney, I presumed)
BUT NOT ANYMORE!! HAHAHA!!" and this moment she squeezed the trigger of
her revolver several times, but all that came about was a few clicks of
the empty gun. Whew!
At this moment, who should appear, but Mr. Rogers, wearing a muscle shirt
and holding a Mossberg pump shotgun!!! Before anyone could say anything,
he quickly pumped 5 shots into greenie, spraying her innards all over the
floor and wall. "HAHAHA YOU COMMUNIST SHITBACK!! I FINALLY TRACKED YOU
DOWN!!!" he screamed with glee over her steaming corpse.
I'll tell you more about the rest later...
SEE YA!
*burp*
*fart*
Thank you, that post was quite refreshing.
And a LLAMA POOP POST at that!! YAY!!!
where is CmdrTaco now??
Fellating his LLAMA no doubt!!
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FROM JONKATZ
yup
WHAOOOO
Listen up, 56.6k kiddie.. you are insignificant. Nobody gives a shit about you anyway, so why don't you go kill yourself?
That's fucking bad ass, d00d. What does it mean?
More proof that GPL and free do not belong in a business model.
he didnt kill nobody you filthy cracker scum
Egg Troll you are a DISGUSTING TWERPISH FUCKNUGGET. How DARE you get first post over me?
Your slashcrap tyranny will come to an end soon. JonKatz awaits.
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FREE MUMIA
Yes, that too.
FREE MUMIA!
Lonely.
I want to be a Slashbot but I can't because I jilted CmdrTaco.. his penis was just too small for my manly needs.
Hello idiot Karma Whore -- would you care to post a list of all the music labels underneath Universal Music Group?
Didn't think so...
Fuckhead.
No, you're just that geeky. Here, try some pr0n, that will help you feel better.
You should be banned. First Posts are like deflowering a young nubile virgin. Your tastless and crude excuse for a FP reveals that you are probably a terrorist. I have informed the FBI as to your operation. You will soon be incarcerated and subjected to daily ass-rapings. Hope you have fun.-ShiTheaP
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