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Clever New Windows Worm

freakboy303 sent in linkage to a new worm that will no doubt be cluttering our inboxes soon. Clever bits include running its own SMTP service to increase chance of success, as well as using a bunch of spaces to disguise the true extension of the executable. No doubt countless copycats will soon follow and our inboxes will be cluttered by countless copies of the thing. Not that there's a problem with windows security.

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  1. *sigh* by InfinityWpi · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know, reporting new Windows worms is right up there with reporting that there's renewed fighting in the middle east. It's always been there, it always will be there, it's not really news unless that's exactly the sort of thing you're interested in.

    Wait, I forgot where I was. Nevermind.

    1. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I mean is he posting it because it is a concern to the majority of slashdot users or because he just enjoys reading all of the Microsoft bashing? They post this but they ignore any news stories that bash other companies.

    2. Re:*sigh* by deviantonline · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      when is this shit going to end? when will windows be a secure operating system?

    3. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When people wake up and upgrade their version of Outlook with a 6+month old patch that filters out all executable files so they can't access them? Oh, wait, I forgot, MS actually forces people to upgrade, especially the free download type upgrades, so it's their fault.

    4. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an old vulnerability that was patched with IE 5.01 SP2 months ago. CmdrTaco is just trying to make up for not submitting the Win XP Security Flaw story.

    5. Re:*sigh* by smash · · Score: 1

      &ltflame susceptibility="85%"&gt
      Yeah, but the guys who wrote this one can spell, and use correct grammar this time...

      Windows users are doomed :P
      &lt/flame&gt

      smash.

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  2. Are you surprised? by ooglek · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hackers unite! Find an open hole, put your worm in it. Kind of rediculous.

    1. Re:Are you surprised? by quartz · · Score: 1

      It's not ridiculous, it's the story of my life. My sex life, that is.

  3. So by xercist · · Score: 2

    it runs an SMTP server and has spaces in the file name. This is suppoosed to make it "clever"? None of this is original.

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    1. Re:So by bn557 · · Score: 3, Funny

      no no no,

      see, people have either used a local smtp server OR used spaces. This is obviously the work of a professional. No script kiddie could be THAT good. This guy probably has an AMD

      Pat

      (link is to a funny article)

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    2. Re:So by Fembot · · Score: 0

      Anyone who has ever used msn will notice that it is full of radonm skript kiddies who will send u "picutres" with filenames such as "me.jpg .exe" thus explorer nicley hides this from the average user and so they open it.. some more cunning ones even have an icon set on the exceutale to somthing it might commonly be set to like the windows default jpg icon

    3. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, Thir, are unable to detect Thatire and exaggeration...

    4. Re:So by Tower · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmmm, I thought there was already a patent for that. Something like:

      Method and Apparatus for delivery of a self-replicating bytestream through use of a square port number and excessive white space.

      Couldn't find it on the patent search site, though ;)

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    5. Re:So by timftbf · · Score: 1

      From reading the article, it runs an SMTP *client* rather then use MAPI hooks to generate spam from Outhouse. Running an SMTP server wouldn't allow it to propogate directly, although it could well turn your box into an open relay, which would be a Very Bad Thing...

      Regards,
      Tim.

    6. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe that anybody thought that article was serious.

  4. Intresting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It really shows how macros arent good.

    1. Re:Intresting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Macros don't infect people - people infect people.

  5. More Slashdot demagoguery? by Wire+Tap · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not that there's a problem with windows security.

    Why do the editors of Slashdot ALWAYS put their unproductive, derogatory, flaming, two cents at the end of _every_ story regarding something "AWFUL" Microsoft has done? Either they are really insecure about "their Linux," and can't get fullfillment from any other means than bashing the competition, or they really don't believe in what they advocate so much. I'm sick and tired of hearing it! Come ON Slashdot! There are countless posts in previous stories that sound just like this one - all in reponse to the crap you guys put in the Microsoft stories. Get the picture: no one wants your bias. Bias makes for unreliable, untruthful, and slanted news.

    With that being said, of course there are problems with Windows security. There are security problems in EVERY OS. Stop pointing the relentless finger at Microsoft every chance you get.

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    1. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by scott1853 · · Score: 0, Troll

      You have my vote for +5 Insightful.

      Too bad I'm not modding right now :(

    2. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by frunch · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you wanted an unbiased site, go elsewhere! For god's sake, the MS news has Bill dressed up in a Borg outfit!

    3. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Wire+Tap · · Score: 2, Troll

      But editors in the respected news firms of the world do not say things as unproductive as those who edit on Slashdot. As editors, they have a RESPONSIBLITY to get _news_ to us, not their own biased point of view.

      How many inexperienced people will read that snippet (and other snippets) and forever think of Microsoft as an EVIL EVIL SCUM with no mind for security at all? Think about what influence Slashdot has over a very large proportion of the "geek community" and other technical and scientific gropus.

      All I am saying is that Slashdot should put aside their pride, zeal, or whatever it might be that drives them to attach unproductive garbage to the ends of stories. They should recognize this on their own, but, apparantly they do not. It's unfortuante, as Slashdot is one of the best places on the Internet to go for news, and heady, informed discussion.

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    4. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Um, just how long have you been reading this heady, informed discussion forum? Where'd you get the 5-digit userid?? It's CmdrTaco's site. He says whatever the heck he wants. He doesn't consider himself an unbiased news editor, and he feels little RESPONSIBILITY to get _news_ to us. Read a bit more often and you'll see the light.

    5. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true non-sysadmin.

      Get a grip/clue/life.

    6. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Wire+Tap · · Score: 4, Offtopic

      I simply assumed that people on Slashdot are above those biases. We are (mostly) computer and science enthusiasts, and, generally, those types are able to make well-informed decisions about things. And, decisions of that sort are best made without the influence of bias. Some would argue that if bias is a factor, those decisions are no longer well-informed - they are inherently ill-formed.

      I could be wrong, but I thought that most of the users of Slashdot were above bias. I may have been wrong. Please excuse me if I was.

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    7. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by kilgore_47 · · Score: 2, Troll

      How many inexperienced people will read that snippet (and other snippets) and forever think of Microsoft as an EVIL EVIL SCUM with no mind for security at all?

      See, the facts are that Microsoft actually is "EVIL EVIL SCUM".
      So cut the /. editors a break, they're just reporting facts!

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    8. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact is, Windows is A LOT more insecure than ANY other OS out there. The tech media should be educating consumers about this - they aren't (slashdot aside). It's enough to make me reach for (gak) _Manufacturing Consent_.

    9. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by .sig · · Score: 2

      Yes, and by choosing which to relay, they make the "news."

      Bad news for windows == Post the story.

      Bad news for *nix == Dump the story

      It's called reporting, that's why you can't base all your news on one source. News organizations of all kinds only publish what they consider newsworthy. If they don't want the public to know something, they don't publish it.

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    10. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't like the way news is reported here, don't read it. It's that simple. Every forum caters to what the majority of it's audience likes. I am sure the majority of the crowd frequenting slashdot is not sympathetic towards Microsoft - yes indeed, we are sick of it. The financial cost, the poor security, the frequent bugs. And we like a forum that echoes are thoughts. It's that simple. Don't expect it to change.

    11. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Sturm · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't know who you are refering to when you say, "no one wants your bias". That sort of bias is EXACTLY the reason I read Slashdot. If I wanted unbiased reporting, I'd read... well, I don't know what I would read but it wouldn't be Slashdot.

    12. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by marick · · Score: 1

      Actually, I kind of like the bias. If I wanted unbiased reporting, I'd read "Foreign Affairs".

      Seriously, what news outlet isn't biased in some way or other? Slashdot is biased against popular corporations that do bad things and make insecure, unrobust, and unstable products. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it.

    13. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by ethereal · · Score: 1

      I dunno, it seems to me that they point out security problems in any OS every chance they get. Microsoft just seems to furnish more frequent and more severe chances :)

      P.S. You knew there was bias when you came in here - learn to live with it like the rest of us, or move on down the road to windowsmag.com or something like that.

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    14. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Lighten up Francis.

      This is a Pro-Linux site so it should come as no surprise that they like to bash MS whenever they get a legitimate chance. And, with all due respect to MS, they give them lots of chances :)

      It's not like MS doesn't go around spreading FUD, true or not, about anyone who chooses to compete with them...

    15. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because THEY are the editors/moderators and can do whatever they want, you goose.

      You want lemon-scented starched linen, go to http://www.cnn.com.

    16. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      Really!?! Show me the Email client that launches an executable simply by double-clicking on it.

      What? You can't find one. Perhaps Microsoft will write one so that Linux can be unsecure as well.

      Yes, there are security problems in every OS, but Microsoft goes out of its way to create security problems. Regular users can delete, update, or change system files in the default setting What the heck sort of security is that? Microsoft has even blurred the line between data and executables by creating documents that can launch macros with hooks into the entire operating system. What was Microsoft thinking? At the very least Microsoft should have created a sanbox for these VBA macros.

      The fact of the matter is that Linux + StarOffice is an order of magnitude safer than Windows + Office and would be even if Linux had the greater market share.

    17. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Offtopic

      I'd prefer it if they just wouldn't post anything about MS unless its related to Linux. Fact is, bad publicity is still publicity. If they wanted to be mature about MS vs. Linux, they wouldn't post this stuff.

      The key word is in the above paragraph is "mature". Its like I always say about elitests and linux. They like being able to put other OSs (in this case) down, that is why you find people bashing Linux newbies instead of helping them out. Cause if everyone used Linux, they wouldn't be "special" and be able to insult the "average man".

      Remember, the men behind /. are kids fresh out of school, without any business tact (not that I've shown much, but I'm not being paid to be here...).

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    18. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by nomadic · · Score: 2

      I agree with you there, but I'd like to get some opinions on something I think I've noticed, but can't be sure of:

      Is it me, or are the comments under the stories actually getting less anti-microsoft? Seems to me like a year or two ago very few people would be willing to defend MS (or decry anti-MS sentiment), but nowadays people are a little more level-headed about it it seems (at least in the comments section; the /. editors still like to tear into them). Is that because slashdot is becoming more mainstream, or because MS software actually is pretty decent these days (I find XP a lot less irritating to use than X), or am I just coming out of left field here?

    19. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by oyenstikker · · Score: 1

      yeah. and thats one less remark for someone to make to get +5 funny.

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    20. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by mrfiddlehead · · Score: 1
      What a load of bullshit. I seem to recall just a few days ago a post regarding the latest ssh exploit, no? Anyway, Microsoft get nailed almost every fucking day so you're bound to see more news items concerning their crappy piece of junk OS (since I worked with Windoze for various reasons for most of the last decade I figure I have the right to bitch about this goddamn piece of shit.)

      Oh yeah baby, troll me up!

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    21. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Show me a soccor mom that can pick up Linux+StarOffice and use it.

      Show me an average person that can learn how to open up attachments with one of your "safe" email programs.

      The graph you are now picturing is "User Friendliness" vs. "Security".
      The market will show you which one is in higher demand.
      Not that I agree with it, just telling you the way it is.

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    22. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Hormonal · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It's unfortuante, as Slashdot is one of the best places on the Internet to go for news, and heady, informed discussion.

      OK, I come here for news, and for discussion. I read the headlines, generally the blurbs, and I poke around in the discussion until I can't stand it any more.

      I don't use this site as a basis for generating opinions regarding what company is bad, what company is good, or what text editor I should use. I have my own methods for said exercise.

      Surely, you realize that this site is coded, maintained, and read by geeks. I find it quite unlikely that a reader of this site hasn't formed an opinion one way or another regarding Microsoft. We don't thaw out cavemen, and then teach them to read, using Slashdot (boy, that's be an exercise in futility, with the l33t speak, and the horriffic grammar and spelling.)

      Bottom line is this, and I know it's been said many times in the past: This is not a real news site. It's just a weblog, and it happens to have a lot of people who like it. The Slashdot editors are under no obligation to be fair, or unbiased. If you don't like it, create your own site. Buh-bye.

    23. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Why do the editors of Slashdot ALWAYS put their
      > unproductive, derogatory, flaming, two cents at
      > the end of _every_ story regarding something
      > "AWFUL" Microsoft has done?

      Because they can. There is something to be said about bashing MS at every possible opportunity, for one knows to be bugging a despicable organization, with the moral satisfaction that this entails.

    24. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Flavio · · Score: 1

      > As editors, they have a RESPONSIBLITY to get _news_ to us, not their own biased point of view.

      No they don't. They can do whatever the hell they want to, because it's their site.

      Slashdot is NOT a news agency, and even if it were, they don't have to answer to you, me or anyone else.

    25. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Tower · · Score: 2

      They *did* post the Aix/Solaris login hole... http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/12/13/155323 9

      Of course, one could see that as a "See, Linux and *BSD are just as secure as those multi-zillion dollar *nixes" type of bias. But hey, if you have a soapbox, you get to decide which side you stand on, and what you want to say.

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    26. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You want lemon-scented starched linen, go to http://www.cnn.com.

      ...an AOL Time Warner company.

      [Insert conspiracy here.]

    27. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by child_of_mercy · · Score: 2

      because it's their site

      go somewhere else if you don't like it.

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    28. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by ignavus · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      There are security problems in EVERY OS

      Now there is an un-insightful comment if ever I saw one.

      Compare a person with typhoid fever, and a person with the common cold - and say after me:"There are health problems in BOTH persons". Yeah, right. There's no difference at all. Sure.

      MS have gone all out on newby useability and speed; they have cut corners on security and efficiency (no, efficiency is NOT the same thing as speed). They have gone all out on internet gadgetry (pity the poor user with a standalone PC and all that mandatory networking cruft), but left out sensible safeguards which have existed in Unix for decades (eg don't give every process total control over the system, as is the case in all the Win9x OSs).

      Sorry, but Microsoft products are "unsafe at any speed" - their security is appalling. In any other industry, they would be banned for negligent product design (think Ralph Nader and the auto industry). Public and private organisations (and users like you) are too hooked to see that after 20 years in business, MS is producing worse quality stuff than they did in the 1980s.

      It is all because of that monopoly thing, and lack of competition - the driving force of innovation (not "we know best", which is MS's current approach to security and competition).

      On security, Microsoft DESERVE to have the finger pointed at them.

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    29. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by child_of_mercy · · Score: 2

      if it came pre-installed like windows does?

      no problemo.

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    30. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      Good points. Of course, my response had nothing to do with ease of use. The original poster intimated that Linux had these same sorts of problems, and I pointed out that it doesn't.

      Personally I think that if the question were spelled out as bluntly as you have said it that many organizations would opt for Linux's slightly lower user-friendliness, and much higher security.

      Then again, I think that we are very likely to see StarOffice become popular due to its much lower price. In my opinion Windows, StarOffice, a decent email client that doesn't allow you to launch executables by double clicking, and a good virus scanner hits the sweet spot between usability and security.

      Most users would still be able to do all of the stuff they currently do (including run all of their Windows software and open most of their Office documents), and yet they would be infinitely safer from viruses, trojans, and other malware.

      Until it comes pre-installed Linux isn't likely to be a good fit for most folks.

    31. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by rseuhs · · Score: 2
      But editors in the respected news firms of the world do not say things as unproductive as those who edit on Slashdot. As editors, they have a RESPONSIBLITY to get _news_ to us, not their own biased point of view.

      I don't think you get it.

      Slashdot is a site from the (tech)people for the (tech)people, that's why it gets a hell of a lot of typos, comments, double-posts, discussions, flamewars and bias.

      I am really happy that there are still sites not controlled by huge corps.

      Of course this is a hard concept for some people.

      If you love to look at sites with no typos, no comments, no double-posts, no discussions, no flamewars and a more subtile form of bias, why don't you go here or here

      On those sites there is no need to tell people to shut up, because people don't get to speak at all.

    32. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      I find this type of thing amusing.

      Entertaining.

      And it's something that I enjoy reading.

      I don't see anything wrong with that, any more than I see something wrong with the conversation that's held between construction workers in a bar after work. The fact that I enjoy one and wouldn't "fit in" with the other is irrelevant to the objective merit (if there is such a thing) of each activity.

      In other words, it's fun. And amusing. And that's enough justification for its presence here on Slashdot, in my opinion.

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    33. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by the_rev_matt · · Score: 2

      I was under the impression that /. was a site for discussion of a wide variety of issues/stories that would be of interest to technically minded people. Hence the frequency of stories about genetics/astronomy/physics/science in general, as well as discussion of new hardware/software regardless of platform. A large number of /. users run Windows at home or at work or both and often are responsible for maintaining those machines. A story such as this is a valid story for this audience, and as I have to run Windows at work I like to know what is likely to have an impact on me.

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    34. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My personal belief is they're bitter since they can't get laid.

    35. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by mwalker · · Score: 2

      Any attempt to compare the Slashdot editors to editors in the normal journalistic sense is absurd. Are editors of the New York Times just customers of the NYT? No. But here at Slashdot, Editors are just Users, just like everybody else. They don't have any special powers or priveleges like, say the editors of the NYT. You have to read that link fully to understand - but trust me - the comparison is completely without merit.

      The Microsoft icon here is symbolically equivalent to burning Bill Gates in effigy. You want impartiality? Get a grip.

    36. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Oh quit your insipid trolling and shut the fuck up already. Yeah I'm talking to you WireTap!

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    37. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by JabberWokky · · Score: 5, Insightful
      But editors in the respected news firms of the world do not say things as unproductive as those who edit on Slashdot. As editors, they have a RESPONSIBLITY to get _news_ to us, not their own biased point of view.

      Bullshit. If Slashdot wanted to be a "respected news firm", then that would make sense. However, it's run by some guys who liked Legos, Star Wars and KDE on Debian. They post links to stuff they think is nifty around the web, and a community grew around it. Now most links are submitted by readers and we all chat in the discussion board under each story. But at the heart, it's *still* just a website run by some guys who think legos (now mindstorms) Star Wars (now the pre-trilogy) and... well, CmdrTaco still uses KDE on Debian at any rate.

      Think about what influence Slashdot has over a very large proportion of the "geek community" and other technical and scientific gropus.

      It's opinion. People have them, and some people make theirs very public. It's part of human nature. I'm sure your office has a guy who goes off about how great some type of coffee is, or some woman who will tell anybody who will listen the plot of last night's TV show that she loves. Well, remember how I said that this is *not* a news site, but a site run by some guys who like geeky stuff? Their opinions are that Microsoft generally sucks (and it's shared by quite a few people). I may not agree (in fact I don't - and I run Linux on server and desktop), but I don't bitch about them stating their opinion on the site they run.

      Dear Ghod - do you write in to Art Bell and bitch that he shouldn't have weirdos on his show? Do you write in to Howard Stern and tell him he should be more compassionate? Do you write in to Rush Limbaugh and tell him that he should stop expressing his opinions on political issues? No - they (and two of those three I can't stand listening to), are great radio *because* they are opinionated bastards that put weird, occasionally informative crap up on their show.

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    38. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Soooo, mature is defined as "ignoring problems in Windows?"

      I get tired of the MS bashing myself, but /. has a notoriously strong Linux-user following. Linux et al have issues too, but it seems like *every* month there's a new 'deadly MS worm'. This is news. Is it news for nerds? I'll leave that as an exercise for the reader.

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    39. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > But editors in the respected news firms of the world >do not say things as unproductive as those who edit >on Slashdot. As editors, they have a RESPONSIBLITY to >get _news_ to us, not their own biased point of >view.

      You mean like the editors of the New York Times or the Washington Post? Who do you think writes their editorial pages? Santa Claus?

      Bias isn't bad, disguising bias as objective reporting is. I've never seen Slashdot claiming to be objective. Have you?

    40. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [i]But editors in the respected news firms of the world do not say things as unproductive as those who edit on Slashdot. As editors, they have a RESPONSIBLITY to get _news_ to us, not their own biased point of view.[/i]

      A lot of editors in the "respected news firms of the world" will litter their news with tabloid style news too, filled with gossip and sexual inuendo. Is it because they want to foist it on a public who would otherwise tune that out? No. It is because there's an audience out there that wants that sort of news. Might not be what you want to hear, but there are many out there that appreciate SlashDot's point of view (whether or not it might be interpreted as anti-MS). The fact is, that many of us "geeks" that read this have loads of experience dealing with the security flaws and stability problems that continue to plague MS OS's and this sort of commentary is something that they ask for and receive here on Slashdot as it is a point of view that says "we understand what you have to deal with", instead of sounding like a PR release from MS or someone else that hasn't really worked in the trenches with this crap. I appreciate the added judgements that I agree with thank you!

    41. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Flower · · Score: 1
      So people like you will get incensed and rant going through 3 banner ads to do it which prompt people like me to quip back and generate another few impressions. Of course, that doesn't include the moderators and the meta-moderators.....

      Going through this thread I can already see you've generated /. enough impressions to last them through the holiday season. Happy Holidays everyone! ;)

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    42. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by dachshund · · Score: 2, Interesting
      But editors in the respected news firms of the world do not say things as unproductive as those who edit on Slashdot. As editors, they have a RESPONSIBLITY to get _news_ to us, not their own biased point of view.

      I can't tell you how annoyed I get every time I read a [insert major newspaper here] article about the latest worm that's wreaked "hundreds of millions of dollars" of damage upon American businesses.

      A lot of people are blamed, heads are called for (usually some dumb teenager in Kinosha or the Phillipines, wherever.) But in not one single instance have I read an article that pointed out the key fact-- that not one of those millions of dollars would have been lost had Microsoft simply built a product with a better security architecture.

      So while I appreciate your quest for accurate news reporting, I don't find it in the major new outlets. The fact of the matter is that Microsoft bears a great deal of responsibility for the existence of these worms. Preventing the execution of potentially dangerous code should be a priority. These issues are not new with Windows, but even by the standards of recent Microsoft history they're old hat. How long ago was it that Microsoft Word was first infested by Macro viruses, and how many products and OS designs have made the same mistakes (on a grander scale) since then?

      I'll take the opinionated rantings of the Slashdot editors (with the subsequent opinionated rantings of the pro-MS lobby) over the non-news I see in the "respected" sources.

    43. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's complex.

      For me, anyways, I started reading Slashdot a few years back when I was really big on Linux. It was going to save the world, change the industry, yadda yadda yadda. Since then I have tried desktop solutions superior to Linux (BeOS) and, lo and behold, Microsoft's offerings have actually improved.

      I use Eudora for my home email client, so I never experience any of these Outlook-based problems.

      I think a portion of the readership of Slashdot is maturing, and that means we're developing a perspective that tries less to blame things zealously on one software vendor.

      But really, it's just because we are all evile astroturfers and shills. Hell, I quit my job yesterday because of all the money I am sent each week for trolling slashdot.

    44. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry about your little penis.

    45. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by cyclist1200 · · Score: 0

      "Show me a soccor mom that can pick up Linux+StarOffice and use it"

      Come on. That's not fair. A lot of soccer moms can't handle telephones or TV remotes. Oh wait - that's "trophy wives". I keep mixing them up.

      "Show me an average person that can learn how to open up attachments with one of your "safe" email programs"

      My parents.

      I know your just playing devil's advocate, but the argument is flimsy when practiced in the real world. But the preinstalled linux/StarOffice scenario has never been tried in a public forum that I know of.

    46. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      How many inexperienced people will read that snippet (and other snippets) and forever think of Microsoft as an EVIL EVIL SCUM with no mind for security at all?


      Well, the undergrads in this article think MS is great compared to Linux. We even hashed it out on /. right here. Inexperienced folk aren't immediately thinking bad things about MS. That MS is EVIL EVIL SCUM would be a surprise to them.

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    47. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      e) none of the above.

      There is more funds allocated for appologist/astro-turffer

    48. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ooooh ooooh! can I be a 'sysadmin' too?

      (goddamn little bratboys- last decade you all wanted to be journalists, the decade before firemen, the decade before railroad engineers, before that riverboat captains....)

    49. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by greyfeld · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I've spent countless days patching Microsoft security holes, worms, viruses, etc over the past few years. If that's not justification for poking Microsoft with a stick once in a while, I don't know what is. Then again I probably wouldn't have a job if their products were actually as safe as they claim. Are they evil, probably not. Are they out to rule the computing world and do anything in their power to make Bill a buck, you bet!

    50. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Mournblade · · Score: 1

      What if they added a section called MS-bugs or BorgBugs (tm)? That way you could filter it out in your preferences if you so chose, and people who want to see them still can. People who work in mixed environments and need to know about this stuff.

    51. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by LinuxHam · · Score: 2

      slanted news

      Slashdot: we put the / in slanted news :)

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    52. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      i wouldn't exactly say they go out of their way to create problems. that makes it sound like they purposely create problems. like they WANT the problems. maybe they just have to follow a schedule so the code and or general design starts to get a little messy sometimes?

    53. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      but I thought that most of the users of Slashdot were above bias.

      ffs don't you ever read anyone's comments!!!!!

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    54. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by QuickFox · · Score: 1

      I thought that most of the users of Slashdot were above bias.

      Most users above...? Heh, try reading /. at threshold -1 and then at threshold 4 or 5. Users of /. are a very diverse crowd.

      Give a man a fish and he eats for one day. Teach him how to fish, and though he'll eat for a lifetime, he'll call you a miser for not giving him your fish.

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    55. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want their bias.

    56. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      my kid doesn't play soccer but his mom uses Star Office & kmail every day

      and she's mostly computer clueless (apart from using these and opera & irc!)

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    57. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Left field.

      :P

      We hate Microsoft because they have trained us to hate them.

    58. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      I simply assumed that people on Slashdot are above those biases.

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      Nice troll!

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    59. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by enjo13 · · Score: 1

      "With that being said, of course there are problems with Windows security. There are security problems in EVERY OS. Stop pointing the relentless finger at Microsoft every chance you get."

      Microsoft points its relentless finger at Linux every chance they get. Turnabout is fair play in my book.

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    60. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Ricky+M.+Waite · · Score: 1

      This kind of shit really pisses me off. This'll most definitely come off as a flame, but I cannot stand FUD like this anymore.

      Show me a soccor mom that can pick up Linux+StarOffice and use it.

      Bullshit. Linux-Mandrake is amazingly easy to use, it comes with StarOffice (at least 7.2 did) so there is no huge download for the 56k-ers. StarOffice is very simple and superior, IMHO, to Microsoft Office in many many ways.

      Show me an average person that can learn how to open up attachments with one of your "safe" email programs.

      Just about anyone. Sylpheed is very easy to use, it's simple and its stable (despite it's pre-1.0 version). It's very user friendly.

      I don't particularly like the FUD you are spreading, as it harms the user friendliness of Linux more than the actual lack (or not) thereof could have. Please, quit spreading lies and actually look into the fact that many easy, user friendly programs and desktop environments exist for Linux.

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    61. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When my ex-wife was a child, she was routinely whipped with a leather belt by her step-father. It so traumatized her that to this day, her wardrobe does not include a single belt; the few pairs of pants she owns don't even have belt loops in them. She understands that there's nothing inherently evil about belts themselves, that they can and do serve a useful purpose; but everytime she picks one up, it brings back a flood of bad memories. So she copes with it by avoiding having anything to do with belts.

      That's the way I feel about Microsoft.

    62. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just spelled 'their' wrong twice.

      Funny. I thought that was his post, not yours, and he could spell it any fucking way he wanted. You don't like it? Go read another page.

      Quit fucking whining about him spelling like he wants in his post.

      Give a man a fish and he eats for one day. Teach him how to fish, and though he'll eat for a lifetime, he'll call you a miser for not giving him your fish.

    63. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by forty_two · · Score: 1

      Dear Mr. Wire Tap:

      What I'm tired of are comments from ignorant fools who think a news site that has NEVER ONCE claimed impartiality should adhere to the same journalistic guidelines as, say, Reuters.

      This is a news portal. Clever little sites, news portals. They say, "hey here is some news," followed by, "hey this is what I think of the news". Such is the way. If you don't like it, please voice your displeasure by patronizing a different site altogether.

      That your ignorance has been modded up repeatedly disappoints me immensely.

    64. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Ricky+M.+Waite · · Score: 1

      Wrong. The editors of /. DO have special powers. they can (and do) delete comments, harshly moderate comments (remember Signal 11?), and so on. Jamie has actually confirmed this fact - the editors own or work on the site. It is theirs. Not to say that they will abuse this power, even if it has occured before, but you cannot say that they are normal users. They are not.

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    65. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by LinuxHam · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd prefer it if they just wouldn't post anything about MS unless its related to Linux. Fact is, bad publicity is still publicity

      I, and I would think others, don't mind reading about Windows vulnerabilities here. I just see through the bias statements. One thing's for damn sure, I'm not about to start reading some Windows site for good details on the hole-of-the-week.

      If you don't want to read about Microsoft here, just turn it off in your preferences.

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    66. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by CatherineCornelius · · Score: 1
      Why do the editors of Slashdot ALWAYS put their unproductive, derogatory, flaming, two cents at the end of _every_ story regarding something "AWFUL" Microsoft has done?

      I guess that's fair comment. I have no problem with Tac's rather tongue-in-cheek "Not that there's a problem with Windows security", but your mileage, as the saying goes, may vary. I have been in the biz for over twenty years, and I've seen that kind of dig in just about every special interest group I've ever attended. Slashdot isn't exactly aiming to be unbiased.

      If this really bothers anyone, there's an option in preferences to ignore stories by some editors.

    67. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I thought that most of the users of Slashdot were above bias.

      Would this statement imply that you were _biased_ towards the slashdot crowd perhaps?

      I'm just amazed at how often I hear the sentiment that a person can somehow be 'above bias'. As if bias was some kind disease which, if fought hard enough, a human may rid themselves of all bias forever.

      It turns out that our biases are far more deeply rooted in us than you may realize. Specifically, our level of bias is determined by our level of ignorance. And if you, Wire Trap, fit into the non-omniscient category like the rest of us lowly humans, you may rest assured that you are right now full to the brim with biases of every variety.

      Just the make this clear, the only way to reduce (but never remove) a bias is to inform yourself with every relevant fact you can dig up.

      Good luck in life,
      Caleb

    68. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by pyramid+termite · · Score: 2

      Bullshit. Linux-Mandrake [linux-mandrake.com] is amazingly easy to use,

      Once you get it installed. I downloaded 8.1 - at the end of installing the files off the first CD, it hung up and refused to do anything else. I solved the problem by informing the install program that I had just one CD, figuring I'd install the other 2 CDs later.

      My next problem was the package manager didn't want to install off my regular read CD. I put the CD into my Creative CDRW, and locked up my computer. A quick look at /etc/fstab revealed that it had identified my CDRW as a SCSI drive, not an IDE. I corrected this, and have been doing alright, although I still can't switch CDs when installing groups of programs.

      I guess that wasn't too hard, seeing as I know what I'm doing. But "amazingly easy" for a newbie? No, it's not quite there yet.

    69. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      And I suppose nearly all of those average idiot scumbag end-lusers install Windows by themselves.

      At least try and make it a fair comparison.

    70. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by westphalia999 · · Score: 1

      I come here FOR the bias. Its more fun that way. :)

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    71. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut the fuck up, you whiney little bitch

    72. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by mwalker · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it; Rob Malda did. Read the link.

    73. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by theNeophile · · Score: 1
      Why do the editors of Slashdot ALWAYS put their unproductive, derogatory, flaming, two cents at the end of _every_ story regarding something "AWFUL" Microsoft has done?

      Yeah, that wouldn't be annoying if it didn't happen so often. It seems in every weekly story about a major new virus, they have to make their biased comments... wait a second

    74. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by linuxtuba · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      >There are security problems in EVERY OS.

      Have you ever used OpenBSD? :)

      4 years without a remote hold in the default install! Not bad if you ask me....

      ~Stephen

      BEGIN OFF TOPICNESS HERE: hey Alex, lan party? when?
      END OFF TOPICNESS.

      Sorry, lost his phone number.....

    75. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by bleeeeck · · Score: 1
      Look at the moderation on this:


      Moderation Totals: Offtopic=1, Flamebait=4, Troll=3, Insightful=11, Interesting=1, Funny=1, Overrated=1, Total=22

    76. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by jthill · · Score: 1
      Why do the editors of Slashdot ALWAYS put their unproductive, derogatory, flaming, two cents at the end of _every_ story regarding something "AWFUL" Microsoft has done?
      Because, in this case, it's a hole that's been in MS software for years now, can be exploited by any teenager with two neurons to rub together, that MS refused to take out even when repeatedly and publicly warned of the consequences, and for which those consequences are in the tens of billions of dollars?

      Because what we're objecting to isn't so much their recalcitrance as their contempt for their customers, who now have to admit they've been suckered before they can admit what's been done to them?

      Because we naively want it to be about computers and networks and communication rather than politics and marketing and ego?

      Unproductive, derogatory, flaming: yes, all that. You forgot "accurate".

      There are security problems in EVERY OS.
      Please. Bring up MS Word, and hit Alt-F11. Congratulations: you've just started MS's very own virus-writing workshop, complete with "run on open" hooks and a built-in help browser. Everything you need is there. You can't find anything remotely comparable on any other system on the planet. It's so utterly blatant it defies comprehension. If you feel the urge to respond, check the second paragraph of this response, and see if it doesn't apply to you.
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    77. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You show me the e-mail client that doesn't let you download attachments and run them. There are more stupid people on windows than linux for many obvious reasons. That is why these things get spread.

    78. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by kelsey.grammer · · Score: 1

      There's nothing funnier than a post by a Microsoft apologist.

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    79. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take some of your own advice and apply towards software. Don't like Microsoft software? DON'T FUCKING USE IT.

    80. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      I'd prefer it if they just wouldn't post anything about MS unless its related to Linux

      Then I guess you'd be shocked to find out the percentage of people browsing this site via Windows, eh? Hint: It's larger than the percentage viewing it from Linux.

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    81. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by rat7307 · · Score: 1

      Get the picture: no one wants your bias. Bias makes for unreliable, untruthful, and slanted news.

      Nice Troll!!.

      Where do you go for an unbiased opinion??

      Any site/magazine that has commercial sponsorship will inevitably become biased(either overtley or by stealth).

      If you have Product X buying a full page spread in your magazine and you find that said product was a heap of crap...you would either drop the review or gloss over the faults... Most Mags/Sites tend to do this (especially once they have become more than a fanboy mag...).. Its called not biting tha hand that feeds you....

      Kudos to those who will though.....

      PLUS...This IS slashdot....

      The Trouble with Freedom of speech is that people use it

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    82. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by indros13 · · Score: 1
      You know, it may seem like Windows gets bashed a lot, but on the other hand, was anyone listening to National Public Radio today? Apparently, Windows XP has what even Microsoft is admitting to be one of the "most serious" security holes ever. Apparently, the OS can be hacked just by having the computer be connected to the internet.

      Perhaps Slashdot is right in offering a little criticism. Is anyone else tired of finding out how many ways hackers can get into their computer?

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    83. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by evocate · · Score: 1
      How many inexperienced people will read that snippet (and other snippets) and forever think of Microsoft as an EVIL EVIL SCUM with no mind for security at all?

      They have to learn the truth some time. :/

    84. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      I suppose that if I was some kind of masochist I could save the binary file to my hard drive using Emacs/Gnus, chmod +x it, and then fire it up by typing something like ./dangerous_executable, but this sort of thing would give even the dimmest of dim bulbs time to think about what they were doing. It also assumes that the system administrator hadn't set up the user's home drive to disallow executables.

      IMHO Windows users so far have gotten off fairly easy. Trojans with .pif in their name are so easy to filter that it's a wonder these things work on anyone. A really nasty worm would leverage VBA in a Word document or an Excel spreadsheet. It absolutely amazes me that Microsoft thought that Word needed a programming language with hooks into the operating system. Systems administrators can't reject .doc files out of hand, and if you get a .doc file from your boss chances are good that you are going to open it.

      The only user that I blame for these sorts of trojans is the user that chose Outlook as the company standard email client. It's not the folks down in marketing's fault that IS has given them a bazooka, aimed it at their foot, and pulled off the safety. When push comes to shove the only thing that really is easier to do in Outlook is bring down your mail servers.

    85. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

      I don't use this site as a basis for generating opinions regarding what company is bad, what company is good, or what text editor I should use. I have my own methods for said exercise.

      You should be using vi because have you noticed how close, vowel-wise, emacs is to iMacs ?

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    86. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I'd prefer it if they just wouldn't post anything about MS unless its related to Linux[sic].

      Being as popular as it is, Windows security problems (particularly those that result in wasting network bandwidth) are a problem for everyone, including GNU/Linux users. Those who pay for their Internet connections by the byte probably don't appreciate paying money to allow some worm send junk e-mail to a bunch of peoplea worm that works because of a hole Microsoft might have caught had they proactively audited their source code base by hand.

    87. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by muffen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This whole thread should be marked OFF TOPIC!!!

      I do however think it's time for on article about slashdot on slashdot, so maybe the editors can learn about what people think about slashdot and what can be done to make it better.

      Guess I have an offtopic mod coming towards me...

    88. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 1

      How many inexperienced people will read that snippet (and other snippets) and forever think of Microsoft as an EVIL EVIL SCUM with no mind for security at all?

      I would guess zero. Slashdot editors can say stuff like this exactly because they know that their audience is knowledgeable. SlashDot is quite clearly not a general-interest news service like the New York Times. It's more like The Economist or Mother Jones -- news presented from a particular perspective to readers who share that perspective. In this case, the perspective is "News for Nerds", which includes lots of tech news for technology-savvy individuals. How many people who don't know enough about computers to know something about MS would be interested in a "News for Nerds" website? How many would even find it in the first place? It is a website, you know, not a magazine found on every street corner.

      Besides, it's not like the belief is that Microsoft is bad at security is limited to Linux demagogues. Their track record is public knowledge. No tech publication on the planet calls Microsoft security "good".

    89. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Dwonis · · Score: 2
      There are security problems in EVERY OS.

      Touché.

      Someone should prod DJB into writing an OS...

    90. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do the editors of Slashdot ALWAYS put their unproductive, derogatory, flaming, two cents at the end of _every_ story regarding something "AWFUL" Microsoft has done?

      Because, at this point, its no longer an important technical alert, but just sheer entertainment. Microsoft has lied about its commitment to security and by this point just has no defensable position on the matter.

      If Microsoft or its sympathizers -- but I repeat myself -- want these invective attacks to stop, perhaps they should consider giving less incentive by preventing these problems in the first place.

    91. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by mr_walrus · · Score: 1

      show me a soccer mom who has never seen windoze
      and msoffice before pick them up and be any
      more productive in *less time* than the
      linux/staroffice combo.

      while /.ers may whine about how slow staroffice
      starts up or missing features or whatever,
      completely innocent soccer moms wouldn't care
      about those aspects.

      how soon can she get that resume written and printed?
      i dont believe windows is easier/faster for those
      who've never seen it before.

      and it most certainly is more expensive.

    92. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by jgerman · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm not going to get drawn into this holy war again, but Windows has problems duing installation as well. Newbies can't install Windows any more than they can install Linux. But they don't have to, thanks to MS strongarming vendors windows comes pre-installed. For a plug and play system Windows is pretty pathetic. I had to hunt all over for a driver for my USB CdWriter, Redhat 7.2 picked it up and installed it with no complaints and without me doing a thing. I didn't even have to pop in a manufacturer disk to install software and drivers.


      It all boils down to the same thing time and time again. Windows is no more usable than Linux it is only more common. There are an infinite number of ways a UI could have been diesigned. It just so happens that poeple have had Windows crammed down their throats for so long that something different seems hard and un-intuitive.

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    93. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by AquilusVeritas · · Score: 1

      As one of the Linux users on here, I'd love to invite you to bash it. If you find something you dislike about Linux, voice your opinion. That apears to me to be that this site is about. I mean come on, I'd be willing to wager that a majority of Slashdot's database is flames of one sort or another. Hell, I'm sure someone will go through, nit-pick, find all my bad grammer/spelling, and throw the book at me. You have to look at slashdot the same way you watch Telivision. Take all the input you'd like, digest it, then form your own opinion. Otherwise you are a mindless sheep, which would explain why you're defending Microsoft. For me, I have a Windows 98SE gaming machine, and 5 other Linux/BSD boxes. I find that windows for a use other then gaming, is simply outdated. What's the point of Outlook Express when we have lovely little tools like Mutt.

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    94. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Hormonal · · Score: 2
      Actually, I'm surprised I didn't start a flamewar with that. I thought about using something else (say, window manager), but decided on my first instinct.

      Thanks for the text-editor vote. It's duly noted.

    95. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by lanttis · · Score: 1

      The problem about revenge is that nobody will win. If one wants to catch the readers sympathy, one has to admit that there are problems and try to fix them. The reason that Unix based OS:es are not that popular among normal everyday-users is because of people posting messages saying that MS is crap and Linux rules the world - That creates negative publicity. If you want to create a discussion you have to use reasonable arguments and not just saying "MS is insecure" - for the everyday-user it is NOT!!! So think about the message you spread when shouting MS is shit aloud - it just benefits MS!

    96. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by budgenator · · Score: 2

      Well actualy I look at it like this, in the army if a story is started with a line like "now this is no bullshit"; the story is either
      1. total bullshit but hilarious
      2. actualy happened but told from a bizare point of view.
      3. is a totaly stupid thing that everybody has done themselves, pretends they haven't

      same kind of thing here. The Microsoft bashing is a kind of inside joke. The joke is actualy more about us being geeky, hyper-focused on how bad they are, and a little bit myoptic towards reality. Now have explianed that in an unbiassed manner as posible for a /. reader I have to inform you that the secret anti-Microsoft bashing society local #0400, ( #0400 is where CP/M a pre-DOS OS loaded programs, you could exec that location and run the program in memory recovering unsaved changes in the process i.e. obscure inside joke) requires me to insert this biased phrase "but you have to admit that their software and business practices make them such an easy target."

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    97. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      LOL, +3 and -3 mod totals...

      Darn, there goes my karma.

    98. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by budgenator · · Score: 2

      slashdot is a business, and one operating in a very tough niche, basicaly lots of competion and very little available ad revinue these days. If style of story A generates $1000.00 in ad revenue and style B genertes $50.00 guess which gets posted. This is not bad either actualy its giving us what we want, we vote by what we click on on each visit and we get what we want.

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    99. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by eel183 · · Score: 1

      Funny how you whine about what slahdot said, and then in the very next paragraph you agreed and said the very same thing. Oh you demagog you!

    100. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by rjamestaylor · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      • Fact is, bad publicity is still publicity
      Ignoring MS won't make it go away. Besides, MS is a real, honest-to-Allah monopoly. I haven't seen the stats but I imagine the User Agent most commonly found in /.'s combined access_log is some combination of Windows/MSIE (heck, since my Toshiba is in the shop today getting a new motherboard -- I dropped it and broke the PCMCIA connector...Toshiba's warranty service rocks -- I'm contributing "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; Q312461)" to the log), so look at it as a community service. Whether or not /. mentions MS will have no bearing on MS' successful and ubiquitous advertising efforts (even Linux Mag is infected with MS ads).
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    101. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      wow, you want to talk about bias. the comment I'm replying to here is very well informed and accurate, with slashdot supposed to be "news for nerds" and all that, and it's got a score of 2. the comment that 'the rev matt' is responding to is (the unfortunately typical slashdot drivel) about how we shouldn't even discuss MS unless it's directly linux-related, even though this story is clearly "news for nerds", and he's modded at "5 - insightful". something's not quite right with that...

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    102. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Dr.+Mutex · · Score: 1
      If style of story A generates $1000.00 in ad revenue and style B genertes $50.00 guess which gets posted

      Both, so they get $1050.

    103. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Noodleroni · · Score: 1

      Show me a soccer mom who can just pick up Windows and Office and use it for the first time :-)

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    104. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elitist is spelled with an "i", not an "e". Also, it seems to me that Slashdot can post whatever the fuck they want on their own server. Or are you an investor? I suggest you change your tampon, then go do all these good things you talk about, and shut up about it, because you aren't in it for the gratitude. You talk about elitism, but that's only because you have an inferiority complex. Now sit down, shut up, and stop interrupting the rest of the class. They didn't come here to listen to you.

    105. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could be wrong, but I thought that most of the users of Slashdot were above bias. I may have been wrong. Please excuse me if I was.

      You aren't excused. That's just plain fucking stupid. There is no such thing as "above bias". You use big words like "inherently" so let me speak in like language: people are inherently biased. And modern society only encourages that. Are KFC's chicken nuggets really that much better than Burger King's? They way KFC commercials portray them, they're the worst lumps of shit you could possibly eat.

      If you seriously think there's such a thing as an unbiased person, you need to get your head examined, because you are disassociated from reality.

      Don't talk about bias, you don't seem to have a clear understanding of what it is, or what it means.

  6. So Yet Another MSTD by White+Roses · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Chances are that this has already had a patch released, I am sure. Chances are also that there are an awful lot of unpached machines out there. I have to say the social engineering on this one is pretty clever. Who hasn't gotten a message like that? I mean in Outlook.

    Now for the usual run of blame: hackers for writing it, MS for releasing Outlook, users for not patching. For the real solution, see my sig.

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    1. Re:So Yet Another MSTD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sig is empty... you mean there is no solution?

  7. Interesting turn by phoebus1553 · · Score: 1, Funny

    It says that it takes addresses from your mailboxes as well? Coupled with all that spam that was reported on a bit ago, this could be tons of fun!

    Send your junk e-mail accounts this virus, check them regularly with outlook and get the spam writers back! WOOHOO!

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    ----- - The beatings will continue until morale improves
  8. You know.... by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .. windows handling of this pisses me off and all that, but if these were ELF executables being tossed around that did the same thing (all of which is possible through a normal user account on most unix machines), I doubt that we would be laughing so much. Especially those of you who administer 1000+ users with shell accounts...

    Just my $.02

    1. Re:You know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      As an administrator of a multi (1000) user machine, I know that the email applications I install do not execute attachments without a step or two from the user. There's one (of many) big difference.

    2. Re:You know.... by ethereal · · Score: 1

      So, which Unix mail reader will automatically execute an ELF binary when I click on it? Examples, please. Even from a shell account with a text-based reader, I'd have to save the attachment and then :!execute it, or something like that.

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    3. Re:You know.... by Mr.Phil · · Score: 1

      not unless you take the steps on your 1000+ user Unix box (3000+ on mine) to make /home nosuid and noexec, and keep gcc and related toys out of the sandbox, then you wouldn't be too unhappy.

    4. Re:You know.... by hackerhue · · Score: 2

      Not only would you need to save it, you'd also have to chmod it and make it executable before you explicitly execute it.

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    5. Re:You know.... by ethereal · · Score: 1

      And that's why I would suck at writing buggy, insecure email programs. I can't even execute an arbitrary unknown attachment properly, for cryin' out loud :)

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      Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

    6. Re:You know.... by Professor+J+Frink · · Score: 2, Insightful
      1. ELF executables would need to be (as per the usual retort of such idiotic comments) first marked as executable and then run by the user as an executable not run either by mistake as the user thought they were a text/image file or simply by the email client running them without any user intervention. I know of no unix client that does this and even the relative lack of HTML email is in itself a good thing in a security sense.
      2. There tends to be a much wider range of email clients in use on unix machines: pine, kmail, mutt, xfmail to name a few. To make a worm that attacked all of these would be very hard, and only targetting one would greatly limit the impact.
      3. I can manage millions of shell accounts and it wouldn't matter if I (through some miraculous event) was infected by an email worm as I wouldn't be reading my mail as root normally, and root would be reading mail through a known robust mail client, probably on a remote machine. Impact of a normal user on such a system will also be quite limited as it isn't often that easy to find out all the users on a machine and even if you do the 'worm' is still only on that one system and is easily prevented spreading onwards.
      4. Homogeneity makes Windows a nicer 'user experience' but it also provides a very fertile ground for viruses and worms. There is far too much variety in the types of Unix, and the distributions of Unix and the number of clients for the sort of world-crushing effects that Windows security flaws produce. There are only 3 systems I can think of that would produce this: sendmail, apache and bind. Apache has a very good track record, bind and sendmail not so good but even though they are highly dominant they don't seem to produce such continual levels of exploitation and more importantly learn from their mistakes.
      In fact it is often Unix that reduces the impact of Windows email viruses and worms due to sendmail/procmail filtering rejecting known infected mails.

      All I hope is that the unix developers out there are looking long and hard at Microsoft's mistakes and learning from them. Unix viri and worms aren't impossible (there have been a handful over the years) but they are certainly a lot less prevalent and mostly a lot less destructive both through intention and as a side benefit of general unix design and unix variety. Variety is good, look at the world about you.

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    7. Re:You know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In addition to the technical flaws in this theory noted elsewhere in thread, a linux worm is non-threatening because no-one uses linux. Even the most favorable estimates from yesterday's article claim less than 1% of browsers (and presumably mail-readers) are linux. These worms work based on the 0.1% or fewer of Outlook users who blithely double click on everything that comes into the inbox. 0.1% of the Outlook market is still hundreds of thousands of people. 0.1% of linux users is, by contrast, perhaps hundreds. Completely non-threatening.

    8. Re:You know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On *nix systems, ports below 1024 must be handled by root, not any joe user.
      Add this to the list of why MS operating system programmers need to get a clue.
      Outlook is another.
      Following standards would be yet another ...

  9. This isn't a windows problem.. by AlbanySux · · Score: 1

    As we all learned today in an earlier /. article, the only flaw in windows itself is new one in XP that allows anyone to seize control of the machine. This is clearly an MS Outlook problem which is totally seperate from WinXP. Let us not confuse the users out there into thinking Microsoft doesn't care about OS security.

    Please note the slight hint of sarcasm before modding this as a troll. Thank you.

    1. Re:This isn't a windows problem.. by Steveftoth · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually this is not an outlook problem at all. It doesn't even depend on outlook as it has it's own smtp engine. If you have an exploitable version of IE, then IE can be made to execute the content. Or it tries to trick the user into executing the text file included ( which is really a .pif file )

      This isn't a problem if you use netscape or other non-ie code to view your mail. Pine works great, just not point and click.

    2. Re:This isn't a windows problem.. by b_pretender · · Score: 2

      I have pine set up to point and click just fine. It's a setting and you have to use it with an Xterm. Then you can click on messages or click on the options at the bottom and it works just find. Click somewhere within a message and the cursor moves there.

    3. Re:This isn't a windows problem.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a problem if you update your version of Outlook, either, since Outlook won't let you see, open, or otherwise touch the file.

  10. problem with the users by sporkboy · · Score: 1

    just like the rep AOL gets, the more users you have the more dumb users you have. Therefore people write Windows worms, which require user-intervention to propagate, because bigger market == bigger exploitable base.

    1. Re:problem with the users by Wire+Tap · · Score: 5, Insightful

      just like the rep AOL gets, the more users you have the more dumb users you have.

      Do you know what that means? It means the system needs to be engineered to handle those users. It does NOT mean we should shout and flame about how stupid those users are. Guess what: Everyone who uses an online service (or the Internet, for that matter) is NOT a Computer Science or Engineering major, and they should NOT be expected to act accordingly. They are there for their own purposes, to accomplish their own ends. The systems should be designed accordingly, with error prevention and correction built in, to catch things that would otherwise hurt users or administrators.

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    2. Re:problem with the users by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder if, say, construction workers, when building a shopping mall, say stuff like, "Man, we have to put railings up? Come on, what kind of idiot would just walk off the edge and plummet to the floor below? Stupid users."

      "What? Circuit breakers? What sort of moron would overload a circuit? Who needs circuit breakers? Stupid users."

    3. Re:problem with the users by OSgod · · Score: 1

      Thank heavans their not a clueless Computer Science major! Some of the worst programmers/systems people I've known were Computer Science majors. Frankly I've begun to rank resumes higher if the applicant was NOT a CompSci person. I'm beginning to think the CompSci degree is more than useless.

      Engineers are a whole other breed. They NEED to know why it works in most cases.

      I was a History/Political Science major. I work in the tech field and made my up through the ranks.

    4. Re:problem with the users by taloobie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Undoubtedly every online services must respect the less abled user community. However, there's a certain "literacy" level that must be enforced. Services should be intuitive and straight forward. However, if you've hopped on the net and a particular OS you've assumed the responsibility of staying informed and skilled.

      We're not talking about VCRs here. We're talking about a device that deals with the most private aspects of our lives - bank accounts, work, and personal conversations. You don't buy a boat you can't steer.

      Happy Holidays!

    5. Re:problem with the users by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 2

      I agree that everyone should have a basic level of skill and training when it comes to such things as driving a car, being healthy, or operating a computer. However, the fact that millions of people still click email attachments called FOO.MP3.exe shows that such intricacies of computer security are too much for the average user.

      Plus, people can't be on guard 24 hours a day. They have a job to do, and it probably has very little to do with file extensions.

    6. Re:problem with the users by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 1

      The problem is that Windows is often set up to hide known file types by default in certain file manager views, so users see "FOO.MP3" not "FOO.MP3.exe".

    7. Re:problem with the users by Wire+Tap · · Score: 2

      Thank heavans their not a clueless Computer Science major!

      Thank heavans you are not an English major.

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      Man is born free; and everywhere he is in chains.

    8. Re:problem with the users by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2

      people still click email attachments called FOO.MP3.exe

      Joe six-pack does not know to turn off hidden file extentions - thus they see FOO.MP3, which looks safe to them.

    9. Re:problem with the users by shadowd · · Score: 1

      The above rant was brought to you by the advertising firm of Apple, Inc. The views of Wire Tap are his own, and Apple should not be held accountable for them - just profit from them.

      *grin* Thank you for listing yet another reason to buy an iMac.

      *duck*

    10. Re:problem with the users by chavo+valdez · · Score: 1

      Thank heavans you are not an English major.


      Thank heavens you're not a grammar nazi.

    11. Re:problem with the users by Restil · · Score: 2

      Its a tradeoff between power, protection, and usability.

      Cry as I might at the lamebrained nature of something like the WebTV, it does indeed serve a purpose. It provides a virtually idiot proof websurfing experience for those who probably have difficulty operating their remote control. Of course, the webtv is a seriously limited application, but Joe Bob "I've done gotten on that there internet!" is virtually incapable of fucking it up.

      Add a more versatile operating system, with multiple input devices, and hard disks, and floppy drives, and Instant messengers, and buggy email programs.. sorry, I mean fully featured email programs that run your attachments automatically.. Add all that in, and you increase usability but decrease protection from yourself. And yes, a lot of users need protection from themselves. WebTV was designed for those very people. Sadly though, they've chosen to wield a chainsaw when they can't handle a butterknife.

      This is sad for numerous reasons. Its these very problems that are causing certain small software companies to offer largescale networks where mission critical data will be stored online somewhere. Because its safer there. All these problems we've been causing you create the need for us to provide you with a safe place to put your data. For a nominal monthly fee. And we're virtually certain we won't corrupt it. This is borderline extortion.

      So engineer an idiot proof system and shove all the idiots there. They'll still leak out. AOL will make certain that any idiot can get on the internet, and they're doing a damn good job of it I might add. And so the cycle will continue. Idiot users will use insecure operating systems and the worms/viruses will always have fertile breeding ground.

      What can ya do?

      -Restil

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    12. Re:problem with the users by BreakWindows · · Score: 1

      It means the system needs to be engineered to handle those users.

      So, rather than people becoming more intelligent with the help of technology, we should dumb everything down to the point of the lowest-level user?

      Great idea. I see cars made out of nerf replacing driver's education in the near future, with that line of thinking.
      How 'bout we just make a good system for once, and if people need to use it they can learn?

    13. Re:problem with the users by Dikarika · · Score: 1

      actually, no...
      this is not a valid argument.
      it should just say FOO
      and it would have a WMP icon.
      Seeing the .MP3 should tip them off...

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    14. Re:problem with the users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Let people change to accomodate technology. Not vice versa. People will complain either way, and one way is better. I'm not a CS major either, but I damn well know the difference between a text attachment and an executable. And guess what? I never run foreign executables unless I downloaded them from trusted sources. (Or, as trusted as you can consider download.com or an analogue) Executable attachment? Gone. There's no such thing as a safe execuatable attachment, because if someone was really stupid enough to send me one, I can't trust them to know if it's hostile or not, even if they mean well. Sending executables through email is a serious faux pas, no matter the situation. And although it is in the best interests of major companies to cater to stupid people, monetarily speaking, you make it sound like it's their moral duty to give every moron a safety net. It's not. Let the user beware.

    15. Re:problem with the users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the difference is that your two examples will result in physical harm due to negligence of basic safety regulations. Nothing on the internet is physically harmful outside of Neal Stephenson'a or William Gibson's or 's mind. Yes, stupid users. It may or may not be their express faults that they're stupid, but either way, they are responsible for their actions. All humans are.

  11. Availability by wishus · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Anyone know how widespread this is?

    1. Re:Availability by josquint · · Score: 1

      I havn't seen it yet... and accourding to Symantec as of this post they don't have the write up yet.

      Difinitly keep my eye out though... made tons of money cleaning up after Nimda and Sircam ;-)

    2. Re:Availability by Sethb · · Score: 2

      I haven't been able to confirm existence of this worm either. Has anything shown up on any other security site? I'm still at work, hoping for some virus defs so I can update all our machines before I go home for the night...

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      When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. --Robert A. Heinlein
    3. Re:Availability by Mansing · · Score: 1

      Newly Updated Info from Network Associates. Time to run the DAT file scripts ....

    4. Re:Availability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've not seen anything on Cert yet, but I have gotten a few emails that had character sets not supported by my PC in the last 48 hours. This seems to be part of the attachment signature, but I didn't look to close. Auto trashcan cleanup is a good thing.

  12. The Story Continues by rootforskully · · Score: 1

    Just another day in "Billware" land........

  13. uber-uber time? by Erris · · Score: 2

    If the W2k virus is "Bassed on NT Technology", where NT stands for "New Technology", will the next patch recursivly contain the previous "uber" patch. The New Technology Technology Uber Uber patch?

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    1. Re:uber-uber time? by nochops · · Score: 1

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that.
      I guess ms qc dept is as good as the rest of the company.

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      "A terrorist is someone who has a bomb but doesn't have an air force." -William Blum
    2. Re:uber-uber time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That whole New Technology thing is an urban myth. There are 100 different speculations as to what it means. The only thing that is definite is the NT was licensed from Northen Telecom.

    3. Re:uber-uber time? by sam@caveman.org · · Score: 2

      HAL--IBM
      VMS--WNT

      -sam

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    4. Re:uber-uber time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM --> HAL. IBM has been around A LOT longer than 2001.

      The VMS speculation was supposedly denied by the original developers of NT.

    5. Re:uber-uber time? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      NT is the 386 feature "Nested Threads" which enables pre-emptive multitasking.

      Microsoft NT was the first Microsoft OS to use this feature.

      .

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    6. Re:uber-uber time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NT stands for Northern Telecom, not New Technology.

      Cuntfucker.

    7. Re:uber-uber time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NT was licensed from Northern Telecom. That just means that Microsoft wanted to use NT and it was already trademarked.

    8. Re:uber-uber time? by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1

      BZZZZZT. Thanks for playing (scroll down)

    9. Re:uber-uber time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was for some company like "Newark Technologies" or somthing... saw it on an NT setup program i think

    10. Re:uber-uber time? by rat7307 · · Score: 1

      If the W2k virus is "Bassed on NT Technology", where.....

      I didn't know that there was fish involved

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  14. Where is the useful information? by Havokmon · · Score: 2

    So I check the link to see what I can do to stop this worm before virus defs are released, and the best I can find is to drop .txt.pif ? Ok, that's nice, but I don't like to rely on extensions..

    Where is the link to all the detailed meaningful info about this worm?

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    1. Re:Where is the useful information? by Howie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Based on previous posts in the last week, there's not much reason not to rely on extensions - after all, IE and Windows do.

      The reason the thing is treated as an executable is because the the .pif extension... there's no really good reason for anyone to want to send you a PIF file these days - they are more or less a DOS/Win3.x hangover. Block *.pif.

      [agreed that useful info about the worm would be good too]

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    2. Re:Where is the useful information? by scott1853 · · Score: 2

      Outlook Express 6.0 has some checking already built-in to say "hey this might be a virus" before you open attachments with .pif extensions as well as some others (I don't remember which).

    3. Re:Where is the useful information? by Havokmon · · Score: 2
      Block *.pif.

      Already done, but the issue isn't the name, it's the code. We don't run OutLook, but if this thing was renamed before being sent, it could still potentially be damaging...Especially since the writeup at the link is so...sparse.

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    4. Re:Where is the useful information? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, .pif extensions are a TopView hangover.

      But many of you aren't even as old as TopView.

    5. Re:Where is the useful information? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it run these checks before automatically opening files that it judges to be safe?
      (like audio/wav)

    6. Re:Where is the useful information? by Tower · · Score: 1

      Win2k allows compatability settings (with 95/98/NT), and setting those creates a .pif... Haven't run into too many other uses - in 95/98 the "Run this app in DOS mode" checkbox was nice for games, but that was about it.

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  15. Am I the only one...? by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... who hasn't gotten a single one of these worms? I think the only one I got was the "I send you this file in order to have your advice" thing like 6 months ago. No Nimda for me, no Sircam, no other elite macro viruses. Are the people I converse with in email just cooler/smarter than everyone else, or is this whole email virus thing more hype than reality?

    - A.P.

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    1. Re:Am I the only one...? by Dimensio · · Score: 2

      I've never gotten any virus of any nature through e-mail. Either no one likes me or no one I know is stupid enough to open e-mail attachments.

    2. Re:Am I the only one...? by szomb · · Score: 1

      *shrug* I don't get them, either. We are actually forced to use SexChange/Outspook at work, but they are apparently able to filter all the virii out. And I've never received anything on my home (all Unix) network either. Too bad, too -- I was really hoping for a juicy, incriminating piece from that "random file from your hard drive" virus :)

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    3. Re:Am I the only one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're one of the lucky few who has no friends/relatives running Windows. Hooray for open source.

    4. Re:Am I the only one...? by Breakdown · · Score: 1

      All it takes is one idiot, though, to bring down an entire company. I haven't seen one of these viruses to my personal email account but at work we've seen a handful of them come through. It's better for us to alert the uninitiated than to hope we don't get a virus.

    5. Re:Am I the only one...? by madenosine · · Score: 1

      I can't answer your questions, but I, too, have noever gotten any e-mail virii, and I have been taking in e-mail from clients for over a year now.

    6. Re:Am I the only one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's generally folks on coporate or school emails who get many of these due to their being on more mailing lists. From the looks of your "bitey.net" email you aren't one of those people. Or you're just a karmawhore.

    7. Re:Am I the only one...? by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > Are the people I converse with in email just cooler/smarter than everyone else

      At the risk of stroking the collective /. ego, yeah, they are.

      Canonical example - someone who got Sircammed at work, came to me and said they were having trouble opening up this attachment someone had sent them, and they wondered why someone sent it to them in the first place.

      I did my best "All your base!" voice and said "I send you this file to have your advice!"

      Cow orker said "Yeah, hey, how did you know that? Are you reading my mail?"

      Another admin and I spent the next hour disinfecting 0wn3d box3n from other cow orkers who had done the same thing.

    8. Re:Am I the only one...? by suwain_2 · · Score: 2

      I actually asked a friend who got SirCam to send me a copy so I could say I got it. :)

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    9. Re:Am I the only one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      virii = nonword

      use "viruses". please, for the love of god.

      http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=vir us

    10. Re:Am I the only one...? by ethereal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's the idiot that picked Outlook/Exchange for the corporate messaging system, right? Sorry, I'm not ranting at you, but I hear this a lot at work and want to set the record straight.

      I don't think it's fair to blame the user for not knowing that ".txt.pif" is a magic extension that can hurt their computer, or just to tell them "don't open email from someone you don't know". The fact of the matter is that it's wrong for your email client or your web browser to executed code from an unknown source, and the user should have to take positive steps (more than one) to execute such things. Microsoft's email tools are fundamentally broken, even to the point where they betray their supposed ease of use by requiring the user to puzzle over which emails are safe and which aren't.

      So no, I don't really blame the marketing guy for not knowing that ".txt" is OK but ".txt.pif" isn't OK - it's not his job to know. It's the job of the tools Mr. Marketing is given to tell the difference for him and not automatically or easily do something dangerous. And it's the job of corporate IT purchasers to make sure that the right tools are being given to Mr. Marketing. More than anything, the repeated Microsoft virus and worm attacks point to a fundamental failure to learn from past IT purchasing mistakes.

      Don't get me started on my company's new internal IM system that only works from Windows - thanks for nothing there, guys.

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    11. Re:Am I the only one...? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2
      Am I the only one...who hasn't gotten a single one of these worms?

      ...

      Are the people I converse with in email just cooler/smarter than everyone else, or is this whole email virus thing more hype than reality?

      My personal mail accounts tend not to see any of this traffic. Although some of this may have to do with the systems on which my accounts live. And I'm sure its also got something to do with my usual lists of correspondents.

      Still - these things certainly exist and they're a pain for some. I do infosec consulting and see it all the time with my clients and in conversations with friends and peers in the industry.

      As a side note - it never ceases to amaze me how some businesses manage to continue functioning with all the crap dumped on to, and floating around, their insecure networks. Especially smaller businesses who's resources are usually a lot tighter than their larger counterparts.

      I'm just glad I can escape it all to the (relative) safety of my own little home network once in awhile. :)

    12. Re:Am I the only one...? by neonstz · · Score: 1

      I haven't got a single one neither, but my webserver log is full of Codered, Codered II and Nimda attacks. I think the reason is that most of my friends who got my email in their address books don't use Outlook (or are too smart to get these virii).

      We've been having some attacks at work though, but since I'm one of the lucky ones reading my mail on a Sun I wasn't directly affected (but the mail server (Exchange of course :( )) was shut down though. The problem is that the it staff are planning to move all mail-stuff over to Windows and Outlook. I have absolutely no idea why they're doing this considering the vulnerability.

      Another thing about Exchange. After we moved from some unix mail-server to Exchange we get mail maybe every other week telling us that the mail server has to be shut down because of a reboot or maintenance. I'm not sure if it really is a problem, but are all mail servers like this?

    13. Re:Am I the only one...? by SDrag0n · · Score: 1

      I have a couple of email addresses I use and in neither have I ever gotten a worm or a virus. I think it may have something to do with one of them being my work, where everyone uses outlook, but also McAfee on everything comming into the network. for the other email address, most of the people I know use webmail or netscape mail so. . .

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    14. Re:Am I the only one...? by Tower · · Score: 1

      Well, for once I can truly say:

      "Thank goodness for Lotus Notes."

      (ok... I'll leave now)

      --
      "It's tough to be bilingual when you get hit in the head."
    15. Re:Am I the only one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to be in someone's address book to get these. Apparently nobody likes you.

    16. Re:Am I the only one...? by aozilla · · Score: 3

      All it takes is one idiot, though, to bring down an entire company.


      One desktop machine should never be able to bring down an entire company, even if the hacker has full access to it.

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    17. Re:Am I the only one...? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Often the user doesn't even see txt.pif! The Windows default is to hide extentions. The average user sees a .txt file, but its really .txt.pif or txt.vbs or even txt.exe!

      --
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    18. Re:Am I the only one...? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      I think a big part of this is whether you have your email address included on any (popular) web pages.

      I find that my "regular" email address receives very few worms from folks, while my "publicly posted on a web page" email address receives quite a few.

      Many (most?) of these things harvest target addresses from the IE cache, and if your email address is included on a recently-viewed web page then you get to be the lucky winner. If you're not on a web page, then you're a bit further off of the radar screen and less likely to get these presents.

      And with the height of fine timing, I just this very moment (while I was typing that last sentence) had another worm drop into my inbox. *grin*

      --
      If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friend!
    19. Re:Am I the only one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, come on. People do need to send real stuff via e-mail (SOWs, contract proposals, etc.). It's just a question of using some common sense when dealing with all these MS-Centric virii.

      First, get a decent anti-virus utility that also watches your e-mail. That usually catches anything sent my way.

      Secondly, all the "contaminated" e-mails I received are "anomalous": me & my friends are french speaking. If I get an e-mail with attachment from anyone of them that's written in english, that's the giveaway.

      And so forth. When getting e-mail with attachments, if it makes you worry, just e-mail them to ask them if this is legit. Just use common sense and you won't contribute to the propagation. It is not dumb to open attachment, but not using plain common-sense when dealing with them is.

    20. Re:Am I the only one...? by ethereal · · Score: 1

      Even worse, of course. That's where Joe Salesguy starts hearing "only open email from someone you know", at which point he might as well just go home early, or go back to deal making over the phone. This is a ridiculous expectation to put on the users of email - that they have to outwit their tools and be constantly on guard just to get a day's work done.

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    21. Re:Am I the only one...? by mrjive · · Score: 1

      No...a properly configured copy of sendmail on a good stable server os should be just dandy for all intents and purposes. I know that from my house, a dinky linux box works fine, and for my school, a beastly AIX rackmount works even better.

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    22. Re:Am I the only one...? by bitrott · · Score: 1

      er, so, IS there a perfect email system out there that will NEVER suffer virii, bugs, gpf, etc? Where are these mythical apps and why does noone write virii to attack them?

    23. Re:Am I the only one...? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      I do a regular mailout to our subscribed 40,000 uk students

      consequently they all have mail from us and hence our mailout address gets into their inboxes

      I've received about 10 virus sent mails in the last month

      .

      --
      There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    24. Re:Am I the only one...? by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Notes was the original scriptable mailclient, so don't laugh too hard.

      I wrote my own little version of ILUVYOU in LotusScript and it propagated just fine using the default Domino/Notes configuration. It could be stopped with tweaked Domain ECLs.

      Within an Organization, that is -- it couldn't migrate outside. But still, there's plenty of 10K+ Notes installs and a few 100K+ shops, which is a bit of havock.

      --
      Business. Numbers. Money. People. Computer World.
    25. Re:Am I the only one...? by rew · · Score: 1

      I think the only one I got was the "I send you this file in order to have your advice" thing like 6 months ago

      Just grepped for those: I got 200 of them.

      Roger.

    26. Re:Am I the only one...? by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      Cow orker said...

      ...from other cow orkers

      The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines "ork" thusly:

      Main Entry: Ork
      Function: abbreviation
      Orkney

      From this definition, I can only assume that by "cow orker" you mean "a cow from Orkney Island, Scotland."

      What have they got you working with "coos" for? How does a hoofed beast use the mouse? Do you have problems with those long hairs getting stuck in the keyboard? How do you clean up after their back ends?

      Inquiring minds want to know.

      --
      I got my Linux laptop at System76.
    27. Re:Am I the only one...? by Professor+J+Frink · · Score: 1
      Well, my firewall and http servers have had countless tens (maybe hundreds) of thousands of Nimda/CodeRed attempts over the past few months (they're apache machines so no bother there).

      As for acquiring email viruses/worms, the vast majority of the people I email and recieve email from use unix so that's a start. The university I work in implements a policy of not using Outlook Express and advises people not to use it. It also harbours deep mistrust (IME of admin's responses to my notifications of infected machines) of MS server technology. Windows may still reign on the desktop but for email/http/dns etc they wouldn't touch it with someone else's bargepole.

      I know of only one person that actually uses Outlook Express through preference and they are of enough general intelligence to not fall prey of such worms if they received them themselves.

      So, yes, I haven't seen any myself but that's both a combination of who I am and the fact that my workplace has pretty security concious admins that block them at the main email servers so I wouldn't know if I'd been sent a virus anyway. The same level of mistrust of MS server technology also means the uni had maybe a dozen or two of CodeRed/Nimda infections (generally from self-installed machines by not particularly well-informed users).

      Even so I notify my users of all major Windows holes and latest email viruses/worms even through I run a Linux network as an educated user is a good user (many have Windows machines at home).

      My situation quite effectively isolates me from email security holes but the size of my firewall logs quite happily keep me in touch with the really quite alarming and depressing level of insecure Windows machines out there, and that are still out there now from exploits that made news months ago.

      --
      "Don't get mad, get a monkey!"
    28. Re:Am I the only one...? by uebernewby · · Score: 2

      who hasn't gotten a single one of these worms?

      I haven't. But I have gotten phonecalls from my dad that went something like "you see, there was this e-mail message, and it said 'click here' and I didn't, but still, my computer tries to dial in every five minutes now even though I didn't click when it told me to, just like you told me not to do a thousand times already". Hundreds of times. And, by proxy, from his colleagues.

      I'm guessing email viruses are a reality for people who've got better things to do than toy around with computers and read /. (i.e. almost everyone). Count yourself lucky.

      --

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    29. Re:Am I the only one...? by fanatic · · Score: 2
      Notes was the original scriptable mailclient, so don't laugh too hard.

      Also, Notes, as a email system, is the most inconceivable piece of shit in so many other ways, it hardly bears telling. Just a few:
      • Their joke of an SMTP server crashes if a message has more than 32K of headers (which sometimes happens for stupid mailing list software). (Or at least it used to.)
      • Have you ever seen a Delivery Failure notification in Notes? SMTP Servers generally put a lot of information into these to explain why the message couldn't get through. The Notes piece-o-shit excuse for an MUA throws out most of it and hides the rest.
      I have never seen Outlook but it's hard to imagine it could be any worse than Notes client - other than the security of course. Give me mutt or pine any day.
      --
      "that's not encryption - it's a new perl script that I'm working on..." - from some Matrix parody
    30. Re:Am I the only one...? by Bronster · · Score: 2

      Are the people I converse with in email just cooler/smarter than everyone else At the risk of stroking the collective /. ego, yeah, they are.

      Most of them I get are from spammers (I presume) who have collected one of my email addresses in their database. Really pathetic that is, I tell you.

    31. Re:Am I the only one...? by ethereal · · Score: 1

      Not that I'm a huge fan of it, but I've never noticed this scale of virus/worm behavior when using Netscape/iPlanet servers and the Netscape Mail client. Sure, they have their share of crashes and some security holes, the same as any application. But that software has never been the great breeding ground of viral attacks because it doesn't make it nearly as easy for such attacks to spread. Or you could use any number of other MTAs, like sendmail (probably a bad security example, that :) or qmail, with just about any mail client in the world. None of them perfect, true, but none of them as broken-by-design as Outlook+Exchange.

      And even if some mail software does permit such attacks, they wouldn't spread as well if everybody was using different kinds of software. It's the Microsoft Monoculture that's the other half of the problem - they've not only provided some great virus-spreading software, they've used illegal monopoly power to put it on everyone's desk. The result is millions of dollars in lost time, and I'm not even going to think about all of the documents that have been destroyed, sent to competitors, etc. If that's not consumer harm, I don't know what is.

      Oh well, maybe someday the DOJ will quit hassling small-time college warez h0undz, and get back to hassling the big criminal on the block. But I'm not holding my breath.

      --

      Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

    32. Re:Am I the only one...? by mrjohnson · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, it just takes an idiot administrative staff/person to bring down the whole company.

      Look, this virus executes automatically if you haven't applied the security patches to all the desktops in your company. An administrator worth his salt stops the virus at the door, long before the blasted things ever reach a user.

      My company's email is first taken off the wire by postfix on Linux, because we trust it's security. Next it's relayed to a special anti-virus smtp server, which scans all the email, blocks any attachment types that we've disallowed, and then relays the email (finally) to our exchange server.

      The anti-virus relay updates it's dat files every hour, every day of the week. On top of that, all the desktops in the company have virus scanners installed. When they log in, my python script will take care of updating their dat files from an internal mirror -- and if it's unsuccessful, they're told to contact the helpdesk, and then they're promptly booted out of Windows.

      Since I've been at the company, there has not been one exploit of our security. Nor has there been one virus infection. Sometimes we have been lucky, but it's mostly preparation.

      Don't blame the users. For god's sake, they think the *monitor* is their computer. Blame the staff, and hire some Linux administrators.

    33. Re:Am I the only one...? by chavo+valdez · · Score: 1

      You have entirely too much time on your hands.

    34. Re:Am I the only one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree Notes is a piece of crap, but mostly because it is so slooooowwwwwwwwwww.

    35. Re:Am I the only one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Advice your dad, to quit using Outlook. Introduce alternatives to him.

    36. Re:Am I the only one...? by damiam · · Score: 1

      And what happens if someone you know gets the virus and forwards it to you?

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    37. Re:Am I the only one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never, NEVER gotten a virus via e-mail, but then again I don't use the competition.

    38. Re:Am I the only one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok here goes: micros~1 does already have a patch that would stop this. your post is nothing bug FUD, FUD, FUD, FUD.

    39. Re:Am I the only one...? by ethereal · · Score: 1

      Then you're back to "only accept email from people that you expect it from", which takes all of the spontaneity and usefulness out of it.

      --

      Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

    40. Re:Am I the only one...? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      But what if you get email that you expect with a virus that you didn't?

      --
      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
    41. Re:Am I the only one...? by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Oh, and that's just scratching the surface ...

      (IIRC, the SMTP full headers are stuck in a hidden field which you can see either with the props browser or a custom form..)

      --
      Business. Numbers. Money. People. Computer World.
    42. Re:Am I the only one...? by ethereal · · Score: 1

      I agree - it's a bad situation. That's why the user's tools should protect them from viruses, rather than the user having to consider all of these strange conditions.

      --

      Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

    43. Re:Am I the only one...? by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2

      >>No Nimda for me, no Sircam, no other elite macro viruses.

      I believe you'd only see Nimda if you run a webserver. I get TONS of these:

      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:38 -0700] "GET /scripts/root.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 404 339 "-" "-"
      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:41 -0700] "GET /MSADC/root.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 404 337 "-" "-"
      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:42 -0700] "GET /c/winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 404 347 "-" "-"
      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:43 -0700] "GET /d/winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 404 347 "-" "-"
      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:47 -0700] "GET /scripts/..%255c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 404 361 "-" "-"
      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:47 -0700] "GET /_vti_bin/..%255c../..%255c../..%255c../winnt/syst em32/cmd.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 404 378 "-" "-"
      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:48 -0700] "GET /_mem_bin/..%255c../..%255c../..%255c../winnt/syst em32/cmd.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 404 378 "-" "-"
      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:49 -0700] "GET /msadc/..%255c../..%255c../..%255c/..%c1%1c../..%c 1%1c../..%c1%1c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 4
      04 394 "-" "-"
      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:50 -0700] "GET /scripts/..%c1%1c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 404 360 "-" "-"
      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:51 -0700] "GET /scripts/..%c0%2f../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 404 360 "-" "-"
      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:51 -0700] "GET /scripts/..%c0%af../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 404 360 "-" "-"
      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:52 -0700] "GET /scripts/..%c1%9c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 404 360 "-" "-"
      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:53 -0700] "GET /scripts/..%%35%63../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 400 344 "-" "-"
      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:54 -0700] "GET /scripts/..%%35c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 400 344 "-" "-"
      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:58 -0700] "GET /scripts/..%25%35%63../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+d ir HTTP/1.0" 404 361 "-" "-"
      209.88.229.62 - - [17/Oct/2001:14:46:58 -0700] "GET /scripts/..%252f../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 404 361 "-" "-"

      I believe these are the droppings of Nimda...

      --
      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
    44. Re:Am I the only one...? by Roskolnikov · · Score: 1

      This is so true;
      My wife works in Marketing for a large non
      micro$oft company (not HP, not IBM);
      I work for a storage company doing support
      for the machines she markets.....

      A few weeks back she sent me a suspicious
      file with a .scr.exe extension asking me if
      I could open it as one of her friends had sent it
      to her claiming that it was a great screen saver and that they thought she would love it.

      I chuckled with glee as she had tried to open it;
      but her mail client/computer had not allowed
      its true intent to be realized, had she been
      running outcook a call would have been placed to her support organization and her machine would have been down....

      One of my friends does NT/2K support and
      when asked about this he simply replys:
      When looking for a job I didn't look for an operating system that was easy to use/support, I looked for a system that would keep me gainfully employed...

      Is it any wonder that those that support this operating system tout its advantages?

      It is certainly paying their bills (or Bill)

      Troll on, salt in woulds is a good thing and I
      applaud the pothole analogy, potholes are
      a sign of poorly thought out/constructed
      roads, have you seen the autobahn?

      --
      Unix, an obscure operating system developed by bored researchers in an attempt to get a better game playing experience.
    45. Re:Am I the only one...? by supruzr · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's fair to blame the user for not knowing that ".txt.pif" is a magic extension that can hurt their computer, or just to tell them "don't open email from someone you don't know". The fact of the matter is that it's wrong for your email client or your web browser to executed code from an unknown source, and the user should have to take positive steps (more than one) to execute such things. Microsoft's email tools are fundamentally broken, even to the point where they betray their supposed ease of use by requiring the user to puzzle over which emails are safe and which aren't.

      Now, I'm conflicted here. On the one hand, yes, I do believe that such an email client is fundamentally flawed, and that the company deserves to be chastised for releasing such a thing. On the other hand, it IS fair to blame the user, because it's not NECESSARY for the user to know that *.txt.pif is a dangerous extension. It's simple: NEVER TOUCH AN ATTACHMENT FROM AN UNKNOWN SOURCE. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, AND DIDN'T ASK FOR IT, YOU *DON'T FUCKING NEED IT*. And it *IS* the marketing guy's job to know that. And the beancounter's job. And the job of anyone who deals with a computer every day. Computer literacy was a requirement to get the job. Now I'm not trying to say that these people ARE computer literate, but they really really REALLY *should* be. When *I* hire *you*, and *you* are using *my* equipment, and you run an attachment DESPITE THAT:

      1. You never asked for it, and thus don't need it for anything.

      2. You don't know for sure what it is or what it does.

      3. I have told the managers to post notices and make sure everyone in the company understands that such a situation is potentially dangerous, and to exercise caution before curiousity.

      then it is MOST DEFINATELY your fault, dumbass. You're fired. Get your shit and get out. Leave your access card with the security team at the main entrance. Sayonara. I don't take pity on you because you did something stupid, and you can't claim ignorance. It *IS* your job to know.

    46. Re:Am I the only one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends I suppose. I have about 9 different e-mail accounts, and not one of them has ever received -any- virus..Sircam, ILOVEYOU, nothing. Could just be luck I suppose.

  16. Without Outlook? by krony · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The worm utilises it's own SMTP engine so it does not depend on Outlook for e-mail sending."

    Not even a virus can depend on Outlook anymore...

    :-P

    1. Re:Without Outlook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL! thanks

    2. Re:Without Outlook? by Daengbo · · Score: 0

      Oh God! I nearly wet myself that was so funny!!!

    3. Re:Without Outlook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha.

      One thing I've never quite understood about email-virii is why they don't filter out local addresses/similar addresses; hosing the servers and making people suspicious instead of using them to spread to other unsuspecting users located elsewhere. It would also be good to copy mails/subject title in folders, so that the mails look more authentic. If it weren't so destructive, I'd play with it, but I don't see the point of destroying the work of so many people. I just hope the creators find this out, that they are really destroying themselves.

  17. There's a few differences by BadDoggie · · Score: 5, Informative
    Differences:

    • 1) "Legitimate"-looking Subject line.
    • 2) Legitimate-looking warning message straight out of Outlook.
    • 3) Good social engineering
    • 4) Own SMTP engine, so an Outlook script to warn that there's mail w/ attachments going out is useless.
    • 5) New "method" of hiding file extension which is harder to see even if extensions are displayed.

    We were all talking about this a week or two ago, but I'm too busy trying to get this pinball machine on eBay, so no time to search through old articles.

    woof.

    1. Re:There's a few differences by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1

      We were all talking about this a week or two ago, but I'm too busy trying to get this pinball machine on eBay, so no time to search through old articles.

      Gee...I wonder where he got that information :) Slashdot is bad for your health. (Of course, if you're on a Linux machine, who cares?)

  18. Windows == spammer? by pdqlamb · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Since this installs its own smtp, does this mean any Windows machine can now become an open relay for some random spammer?

    Gag, I hope I didn't understand that correctly...

    1. Re:Windows == spammer? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      This is the reason I always blocked port 25 outgoing from the internal lan forced them through another port and used an smtp proxy like qmail. Problem solved. This isn't the first virus/worm/etc to incorporate its own smtp server if I remember.

    2. Re:Windows == spammer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course any code red infected machine already can be set up as a mail relay...

    3. Re:Windows == spammer? by pdqlamb · · Score: 2
      Of course any code red infected machine already can be set up as a mail relay...

      Right, but the point is that this bug (may) already have it set up. All the spammer would have to do is scan for a machine with a valid header response on port 25, and relay away.

      Wonder what my logs will show in the next week or so...

  19. Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by seigniory · · Score: 5, Informative

    Mail worms/virii/sausage - whatever - can be unbelievably contained with a simple attachment checking process - after Melissa, I implemented Mail Essentials (www.gfi.com) at my company - one server - 200k+ messages a day capacity - extention filtering ON.

    Since then, we got hit with evey major email worm, but got infected by none - 1,000's of messages per incident blocked at the server - none made it to the internal Exchange box... they all get blocked at the "mailman" (block EXE, VBS, PIF, whetever)

    The sender gets a "kindly" message saying "Sorry, we don't accept this extention type - try again".

    It'll even scan for uncertified macros in Office Docs, filter spam (i.e. GREP searches), autorespond, basically a nice .procmail GUI. Works with any SMTP server.

    It's amazing how a small company like us can spend the $1,500 to protect our mail system, while larger ones (i.e. employers of my roommates) would rather lose 4 hours of mail to one of these buggers.

    It makes no sense NOT to use a simple filter - when will people learn. Until then, I'll just laugh.

    1. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if the damn "many spaces" extension trick will fool this?

    2. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by humanasset · · Score: 1

      The Procmail Sanitizer works much the same way, and it's customizable, configurable, and free. It's excellent.

      http://www.impsec.org/email-tools/procmail-secur it y.html

    3. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by ethereal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mail Filter == BandAid, nothing more. I'm glad that it protects your small company for now, but you have to realize that the filter is only as good as the filter set, and someday someone will get past it and you'll have another worm outbreak. The only way to be really safe is to fix your users' email programs so that they don't easily execute things that the users are sent. Fix the root of the problem, not the symptom.

      --

      Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

    4. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by rabidcow · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, do these filtering things look for every possible executable extension? Wouldn't it be better to check if the first two letters are "MZ" to tell if it's executable? (or rather, if they're not MZ then it's not executable)

    5. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by seigniory · · Score: 1

      I 100% agree with you - but the filter gives you time to actually go fix the problem on the desktops.

      Would you like to worry about patching and cleaning 50 machines with worms all over your network? Or would you rather patch everything with time on your side & calm users knowing the virus is knocking but can't get in?

    6. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by humanasset · · Score: 1

      The filter is just part of a multi-tiered approach.

      You are right, your overall strategy has to include securing your end-users mail clients. You need to use a combination of filtering, scanning and security updates among other things.

    7. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by seigniory · · Score: 1

      Normally, I use "allow" filters - only allowing certain extentions greatly narrows down the number of things coming into your network. I'll only allow GIF, JPG, PDF, DOC, ZIP, TAR, etc.

      Once someone can figure out how to execute a JPG, I'll worry.

      Oh, and make sure to block outgoing POP access, too, if you can - people can still get personal accounts/virii into your corporate Outlook that way.

      And keep those virus definitions up to date, too, people. :-)

    8. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by ethereal · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd rather filter for a couple weeks until I installed a mail client that wasn't susceptible to this kind of stuff, and then quit worrying about the filter. But I suppose you could also use the filter for other somewhat useful things, like limiting attachment size, scanning for dirty words, etc. And if the bounce message informs the worm-ridden sender that they have a problem, then that's all for the better I guess.

      --

      Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

    9. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allowing .ZIP and .TAR essentially allows EVERYTHING in!
      What you need is a slightly more clever version that will also look in such archive files.

    10. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      It makes no sense NOT to use a simple filter - when will people learn. Until then, I'll just laugh.

      Unless, of course, you have a Mac, which asks me very nicely what I would like to open happy99.exe with: Photoshop, or TeachText. :-)

    11. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by ralmeida · · Score: 5, Informative

      Put this in your server's /etc/procmailrc:

      #LOGFILE=/var/log/procmail
      #VERBOSE
      VIRUSDUMP='/var/spool/virus'
      GOTCHA=`formail -xTo:`

      :0
      *^Content-type: (multipart/mixed|application/octet-stream)
      {
      :0 HB
      *^Content-Disposition: attachment;
      *filename=".*\.(vbs|wsf|vbe|wsh|hta|scr|pif|com|ex e|js)"
      {
      :0 fhwc
      | (formail -r -I"Precedence: junk" ; echo -e "Our mail server refuses e-mail messages with suspect attachments, like: \n\n vbs, wsf, vbe, wsh, hta, scr, pif, com, exe ou js.\n\nYour e-mail was not delivered.\n\nPlease contact webmaster@host if you have any questions.") | $SENDMAIL -t
      :0
      ${VIRUSDUMP}
      }
      }

      --
      This space left intentionally blank.
    12. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fix your users'...so they don't easily"== BandAid, nothing more. Just like you pointed out, some day something will come through that your users can easily execute (intentionally or unintentionally) and you're back to square one. The point being that the root of the problem isn't your users, it is the outside world.

    13. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by seigniory · · Score: 1

      I'm talking attachment filters here as a 1st line of defense - and yes, you are correct to a point -
      The difference is that there's a LOT more effort involved in unzipping/deballing an archive and actually executing something from an untrusted source, than having it exectued automatically for you by an overzealous mail client.

      Unfortunately, the problem of educating users goes way beyond what I want to get into right now. ;)

    14. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by seigniory · · Score: 1

      ME -- Mac user @ home and @ heart. Completely agree. ;-)

    15. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by ethereal · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on where you think the problem is - by definition, a fix where the problem isn't is a band-aid. I thik the problem is with the software given to users that can betray them so easily, so that's what I want to see fixed.

      You're never going to fix the outside world, and you will have great difficulty in sufficiently insulating your innards from it. For pervasive forms of communication like email, if you don't want to bring business to a halt, you have to harden your internal systems so that email can't bring it down by firing off viruses and worms. And I think it would be simpler, more efficient, and ultimately more secure to fix the users' systems so that they do what the user wants, not what the email sender wants, rather than trying to set up a company-wide filter that will handle everyone's mail and must be 100% accurate as far as what is a benign email and what is a malignant one.

      --

      Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

    16. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by n-baxley · · Score: 2

      Unless of course someone at your company wants to send a legitimate exe, vbs, etc. I don't know what your company does, but at my consulting company they tried this and it didn't fly.

      You can keep your car from being stolen by taking of the wheels, but that doesn't make it very useful.

    17. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

      Unless of course someone at your company wants to send a legitimate exe, vbs, etc. I don't know what your company does, but at my consulting company they tried this and it didn't fly.

      Simple solution - WinZip it.

      --

      Hey kids, there's only 5 days left 'til Yak Shaving Day!
    18. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by cps42 · · Score: 1

      That's when you teach your users how to use your local *zip product... it reduces your email bandwidth/storage too, if you have users like mine that insist on sending PowerPoint files back and forth for minor editing changes....

    19. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that .PIF and .SCR files aren't universally banned from mailservers just proves that sysadmins are members of the janitorial staff.

    20. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by namespan · · Score: 2

      Unless of course someone at your company wants to send a legitimate exe, vbs, etc.

      Other people have mentioned WinZip. You could also gzip or stuffit.

      But there's also other ways of transfering stuff. Send them a link to an ftp server or web page.

      --
      Libertarianism is rich wolves and poor sheep playing gambler's ruin for dinner.
    21. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by JoshuaDFranklin · · Score: 2

      Sorry, that'll leave unfiltered all the
      attachments with just name="foo.doc.pif",
      not filename=. Also, it'll filter out
      any HTML attachments with "filename" and
      ".com" in them. Not that that's a bad thing.

    22. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, don't forget the infamouse application-type "ms-tnef" encapsulated mail message will snake right past this. I got slightly burned during the "love letter" escapade because someone's misconfigured exchange server was refusing loverletter files by returning them encapsulated. My sendmail filter was grepping for the villan, but the tnef files were ascii-armored (MS variant encoding). When the outlook client opened the mail the user couldn't resist re-infections.

      Interestingly, my current site has elected to block (!) hotmail, yahoo mail, and a few other email providers in order to put a stake in this problem...they decided hotmail was to blame, rather than outlook...

    23. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't a good way of doing things. Better to selectively allow attachments or sort by the first few bytes of the data.

    24. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by seigniory · · Score: 1

      Accompanying the message that says "Sorry, your message was rejected" is another line saying "If you wish for the recipient to receive this file, please use a compression program and send the file in a ZIP or TAR format."

      Noone's complained so far.

    25. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by Pogue+Mahone · · Score: 2

      The DOC files can contain executable content. It's
      also rumoured that PDF files can too.

      --
      Every bloody emperor has his hand up history's skirt [Peter Hammill/VdGG]
    26. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by Matts · · Score: 2

      Umm, you forgot .bat

      Also, you forgot that you can now send .txt files that get executed as though they were .exe's.

      Sorry, but there's really no simple way to stop all viruses. Though you're probably doing a reasonable job with your script, it's certainly possible to get past it.

      --

      Matt. Want XML + Apache + Stylesheets? Get AxKit.
    27. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by damiam · · Score: 1

      Rename an EXE file to a JPG, get it through the filters, and ask the recipient to rename it back. You only need one person stupid enough to do it.

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    28. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 0

      Don't you just hate procmail?

      --
      Pushin' 'n dealin', shovin' 'n stealin'
    29. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 0

      By the way, if y'all can spot the deficiencies in the above script so well, why not fix the script and post the results? Open source, anyone?

      --
      Pushin' 'n dealin', shovin' 'n stealin'
  20. hmm by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1, Troll

    So in the XP commercials where people are flying around, would the worm make them fall to their deaths or just experience turbulance. I think that's what everyone really wants to know.

    --
    "I only speak the truth"
    Karma: null(Mostly affected by an unassigned variable)
    1. Re:hmm by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2
      ...so suddenly I get all these images of people flying along all happy and then find themselves flying in to a swarm of locasts. Or earth worms. And other such bugs, worms, glowing clouds of plague, and such creapy-crawlies.


      Or, at least, occasionally having to land back on solid ground to pick the bugs from between their teeth. Maybe applying one of those teeth-whitening patches.

    2. Re:hmm by FauxPasIII · · Score: 1
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      25% Funny, 25% Insightful, 25% Informative, 25% Troll
    3. Re:hmm by Cacophony · · Score: 1

      I hate when I read something like this while i'm drinking something. Now I got to clean of my desk...

    4. Re:hmm by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > I hate when I read something like this while i'm drinking something. Now I got to clean of my desk...

      C|N>K ?

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    5. Re:hmm by TrouserPenguin · · Score: 1

      (music up)

      "And I feel, like I just got owned..."

      (Thumping drumbeats)

  21. At least it won't kill my ping by Hormonal · · Score: 2, Insightful
    With all of these Microsoft worms running rampant (can worms run?), I can't say I'm surprised to hear about another one. It's not even news any more. It's like reporting that the sun rose this morning (provided you live at a reasonable latitude.)

    The nice thing about this one is, it's just hitting e-mail. When Nimda and Code Red were wreaking havoc on the internet, they made it impossible for me to play games on my cable modem. I had so many incoming requests on port 80, I couldn't do anything.

    How many times does this have to happen before Microsoft starts putting security in front of the user experience? I can't see how having to remove viruses from your machine on a near-daily basis inproves the user experience.

  22. More than one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I downloaded a fake .rm file a few weeks ago that used the "many spaces" trick. The damn thing tricked my M$ box into giving it a Real file association and icon!

    Mcafee cleaned it out, but I had to go into regedit to finish it up.

  23. I wonder how long it will be before... by mrroot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Viruses get sophisticated enough that they look at subject lines in your current "Sent Items" folder and use the same subject and text, just adding the attachment, or if they find an email you previously sent that had an attachment and replace it and re-send the message.

    Its only a matter of time. Its amazing how even a dumb virus can fool so many people.

    --
    I Heart Sorting Networks
    1. Re:I wonder how long it will be before... by return+42 · · Score: 1

      Um, that would require the infected sending machine to be able to read the sent items on your clean machine before it infects you. I doubt even Outlook is that insecure.

    2. Re:I wonder how long it will be before... by adamy · · Score: 1

      Not if the script is run on the infected machine

      --
      Open Source Identity Management: FreeIPA.org
    3. Re:I wonder how long it will be before... by azpcox · · Score: 1

      Or how about a virus that when you click on the "txt" file actually opens up notepad to display a garbled file thereby even obscuring itself even more.

      It'd be amazing to see a smart virus fool even more.

      --
      What exactly do you mean by "Don't touch this button?"
    4. Re:I wonder how long it will be before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its already been done....

    5. Re:I wonder how long it will be before... by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

      In that case I would have a serious giggle, since there's ample 'remove' messages to various spammers in my sent items box... Now THAT would be blessed irony!

      --
      Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
    6. Re:I wonder how long it will be before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Badtrans-B constructs "replies" to unread mail in your Inbox. Thus, to the recipient, the mail is from someone they've sent mail to, and with a subject "Re:" something they've corresponded about. Naturally, they open the mail. Badtrans is one of those viruses that utilises the mime-type versus file-extension hole, and thus infects Outlook[Express] when the content is viewed.

      Magistr-B is somewhat less clever. It constructs a message based on an old subject from your Outbox, and some text from old messages too. Very bad privacy leak, along the lines of SirCam, but only moderate in terms of social engineering smoothness.

    7. Re:I wonder how long it will be before... by isaac_akira · · Score: 2
      I still think that a virus that randomly forwards all incoming and outgoing email to all the addresses in those messages would cause SERIOUS damage to companies (not just computer downtime).

      Your customers get the snide comments you made about them to your co-workers. All of a manager's employees get all of the emails about all the others (complaints, performance reviews, etc). Lot's of internal mail gets sent out to lot's of external addresses. The sexy note you sent to your signifigant other about hand-cuffs and spanking is sent to all your biz contacts.

      You know that most employees in companies (especially high level employees) keep tons of old email around.

    8. Re:I wonder how long it will be before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without filtering for similar addresses, you would hose the system fairly quickly and the spreading would stop. What virus-writers need to do in their scripts is to only send mail to each domain once. Other than that, I agree, it's serious potential for damage. It doesn't seem like people are willing to learn anything, before they get seriously scolded.

      However, I also believe humans are adaptable to this. Customers know that they're being made fun of behind the scenes, and vica versa. It's not that big step of admitting it and dealing with it openly. So whatever these virus makers think, the system will prevail, or adapt.

    9. Re:I wonder how long it will be before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a sexy movie with Britney Spears ;-)

      People won't notice the HDD-marathon your computer starts to perform... They'll forward it to their coworkers too! :*))

    10. Re:I wonder how long it will be before... by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      I've been reading through all of the other replies to this parent, and it occured to me that since so many users here would love nothing more than the downfall of windows as the dominant desktop os, and there have been so many good ideas on this thread, and since I'm sure a good number of us are fairly proficient coders, why not release just this virus, with all of the wonderful features here...the slashdot trojan! It would screw with the windows populace and entirely undermine people's faith in MS software all at once.

      p.s. - Dear Echelon: I'm only joking.

      --
      do not read this line twice.
  24. I'm bracing for the big one. by JMZero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These mail viruses have all been evolutionary steps. The big one will run straight from the preview pane, will send e-mails with no real signature, and will mimic other emails sent by that user.

    As a simpler step, these viruses should be hiding themselves within attached .EML files. That would get around the filters many companies have set up.

    --
    Let's not stir that bag of worms...
    1. Re:I'm bracing for the big one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would it? We block .EML attachments.

    2. Re:I'm bracing for the big one. by JMZero · · Score: 1

      We block a lot of file types, but not .eml.

      Some old email programs attach forwarded messages and replies as .EML's (including some of our clients, who forward us jobs to do that mean money). So while it would be a good idea to block them, we (and a lot of places, I'd imagine) don't.

      --
      Let's not stir that bag of worms...
    3. Re:I'm bracing for the big one. by Daengbo · · Score: 0

      Who's going to be the absolute jerk that writes the genetically self-altering computer virus using these methods?

  25. Re:Just looking at the Picture by KingKire64 · · Score: 1

    My Bad I Meant to post this on the chromosome story

    --
    "All I can tell the "lesser of two evils" folks is that if they keep voting for evil, they'll keep getting evil."-Lp.org
  26. Not a bad virus... by Pete+(big-pete) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most sensible organisations will already be blocking .pif files in mail - this virus is already known by McAfee as W32/Shoho@MM and they have detailed it as a LOW risk worm.

    On another note, I hope Slashdot isn't going to run a story on every new virus that gets released...

    -- Pete.

    1. Re:Not a bad virus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdot virus alerts are in the same genre with second point (x.y.z) point release updates...

    2. Re:Not a bad virus... by That+Bajan+Guy · · Score: 1

      Considering the Sophos virus announce list spits out a message every few hours these days, I doubt Slashdot will be posting each new virus that hits the wires.

      Sort of sad really, the virus announce list is busier than some of the other lists I'm on.

      --
      -- Sapere aude.
  27. Well thank you very much by Red+Weasel · · Score: 1

    This is all very funny really. We've been slated to begin a Linux install dry run on some excess boxes just to show how it would go for a (suggested) migration to Linux. We constantly get hassled about the need to do this and what the benefits could be, the cost to train etc.

    Well today we have two new reasons why a switch will be beneficial and some pretty well timed additions to our morning meetings.

    So thanks MS. With luck and your continued support there will be one less Microsoft shop in the Air Force. 1 (maybe) down the rest of the base to go.

    --
    ..which just shows that the human brain is ill-adapted for thinking and was probably designed for cooling the blood-T P
  28. Regexps and procmail recipes anyone by KjetilK · · Score: 2
    Ouch, another one.

    Anybody got some good regexps I can put in the header check MailMan does for me?

    And/or a procmail recipe I can use to filter out this junk?

    --
    Employee of Inrupt, Project Release Manager and Community Manager for Solid
    1. Re:Regexps and procmail recipes anyone by Tower · · Score: 1

      Since it is a .pif, you should have a filter for this one already. Nothing with that extension needs to get out to anyone.

      --
      "It's tough to be bilingual when you get hit in the head."
    2. Re:Regexps and procmail recipes anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.impsec.org/email-tools/procmail-securit y.html

    3. Re:Regexps and procmail recipes anyone by wirefarm · · Score: 2

      Here's what I use - I got it here on slashdot, tweaked it and it has been working really well. Put the following into /etc/procmailrc - all of the junk messages get put into /var/virusdump/virus.
      Be careful of accidentally wrapped lines.
      Cheers,
      Jim in Tokyo

      ---Cut Here---
      VIRUSDUMP=/var/virusdump/virus
      :0 # Use procmail match feature
      * ^From:\/.*
      {
      HFR = "$MATCH"
      }

      :0
      *^Content-type:.*
      {
      :0 HB
      *name=".*\.(vbs|wsf|vbe|wsh|hta|scr|pif|com|exe\
      |bat|lnk|url|dll|hlp|shs|ocx|js|nws)"
      {

      :0 fhw
      | (formail -r; \
      echo -e "This is an auto-generated message\n\
      \n\
      The email referenced above, which was sent from your address, \n\
      had an attachment of a type that this server does not allow.\n\
      (Files that end in: .exe, .vbs, .pif, .scr , etc).\n\n\
      This mail server no longer accepts mail with these attached file types,\n\
      due to the risk of viruses.\n\n\
      You email has not been delivered.\n\n\
      If you didn't knowingly send an attachment, your computer\n\
      may be infected with a virus. \n\n\
      If you were attempting to send an attached file that you know \n\
      is free from viruses, you may try resending the file \n\
      in a compressed format such as ZIP. \n\n\
      Error No: aybabtu. \n\n\
      Contact your@company.email if you have any questions")\
      | mail -s "Possible Virus Detected" "${HFR}" -b your@company.email
      :0
      ${VIRUSDUMP}
      }
      }

      --
      -- My Weblog.
  29. Is this slashdot or a Windows bug tracker? by dark_panda · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Is it just me or is slashdot slowly turning into bugtraq here? Do we really need to hear about every single fscking Windows bug and exploit found?

    I see two stories concerning an Outlook virus and an XP exploit within two hours or so of each other, with one new story in between.

    Can we move along to some real news for nerds, some real stuff that matters? Or at least add an option to ignore the damn Outlook virus updates and other nonsense.

    J

    1. Re:Is this slashdot or a Windows bug tracker? by Frank+Sullivan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The XP exploit, at least, is an entirely new class of security hole, not seen before, and every last one of the 10M+ XP boxes shipped is vulnerable to total control from the outside.

      If that ain't news, what is?

      As for the worm... well, it's mildly technically interesting. But if Microsoft worms have become so common that they are no longer news... well, i think that's news, too!

      --
      Hand me that airplane glue and I'll tell you another story.
    2. Re:Is this slashdot or a Windows bug tracker? by slugfro · · Score: 1

      Without all of these Windows/Outlook Virus updates how would the /. crowd rid themselves of their pent up anger. I mean, just think about it. Without this anti-microsoft outlet we could have thousands of /.ers rampaging without remorse through cyberspace. But yeah, I agree with you.

      --

      -- Find the Truth...
    3. Re:Is this slashdot or a Windows bug tracker? by bartyboy · · Score: 1

      OFFTOPIC

      You can turn off those stories in your Homepage settings by selecting the "Bug" box in the "Exclude Stories from the Homepage" section.

      Please stop whining.
      /OFFTOPIC

    4. Re:Is this slashdot or a Windows bug tracker? by nyquist_theorem · · Score: 2

      Is it just me or is slashdot slowly turning into bugtraq here? Do we really need to hear about every single fscking Windows bug and exploit found?

      It wouldn't bother me so much except that there are plenty of interesting stories and provocative "Ask Slashdot" questions submitted regularly that are arbitrarily discarded. I know, because I've submitted a number and have had them very quickly rejected (altho I did get one, my first, accepted - gave me the false hope that there's a purpose in going to great length to research a topic, event or issue and submit it as a story).

      Of course, I don't pay for /. so I suppose I shouldn't complain - on the whole it is enjoyable to read and participate in. I just find it hard to believe that the potential story pipeline/queue is really full of nothing more than "new version of [insert *nix variant here] available, which you already know if you use it!" and "M$ Software vulnerability found - who'da thunkit?".

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      -- "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge." (Charles Darwin)
    5. Re:Is this slashdot or a Windows bug tracker? by grammar+fascist · · Score: 2

      NEWS FLASH: Another Microsoft Outlook VMS worm appeared today, leaving thousands of companies stranded network- and Internet-less as their IT departments struggled to contain it.

      But this isn't news! It's not-news - and therefore news - because it isn't news anymore! Get it?

      (You know, the word "news" starts to sound really, really weird after you say it a bunch.)

      --
      I got my Linux laptop at System76.
    6. Re:Is this slashdot or a Windows bug tracker? by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      I realize this is pretty much a troll, but I'll bite anyways, since I've seen this comment on a few dozen other posts for this story.

      Or at least add an option to ignore the damn Outlook virus updates and other nonsense

      We have that option: we call it "using your damn eyes"(tm). I don't want to read weather reports, stock tickers, or other "nonsense" when I visit CNN.com, but they leave it right there for me. There's even a few headline stories I could care less about, so here's what I do: I see the headline, realize it doesn't interest me in the least, and skip it. You can apply this same strategy to slashdot, and many other news sites. And best of all, it requires no extra check boxes for you, and no extra coding for the site admins.

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      do not read this line twice.
  30. Oh, stop with the Windows security remarks already by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Worms and virii are being written for Windows/Outlook, because:

    (A) 98% of all people using PCs to read email are running Windows.
    (B) There are a lot of cracker-types full of concentrated angst about Microsoft, Bill Gates, Windows XP, etc.

    If that 98% referred to Linux/KDE or MacOS X, you can be _damn_ sure that there would be severe security exploits for those systems as well. All it takes is _one_ small hole to give a virus writer leverage, and in any system with hundreds of thousands of lines of code behind it, there are going to be small holes. Arguably things would be much worse if everyone used Linux, because Linux is more daunting for users to administrate than Windows. So anyone not keeping up with security issues would be vulnerable. Most people fall into that category, even intelligent people.

    As for (B) above, what can be said except that it's pretty sad.

  31. 100 per day by md17 · · Score: 1

    My isp First Link filters about 100 per day for the 15 users at my company.

  32. Pshaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not *my* mailbox. *I* run evolution.

  33. Duh. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You a /. newbie? Of course he gets a kick out of pointing out anything embarassing to MS. And I can't help but snigger a little when I read it. No, it isn't a big deal at all, but bitching about that when this is exactly what /. has been doing for the last 4 years is kinda silly.

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  34. Anyone know what SARC is calling this one? by ellem · · Score: 2

    Welyah isn't pulling up anything.

    Neither is Winl0g0n.exe

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    This .sig is fake but accurate.
    1. Re:Anyone know what SARC is calling this one? by josquint · · Score: 1

      As of this post i haven't seen anything either... odd...
      FUD virus? :) doubt it

  35. The difference is... by paranoic · · Score: 2

    is that we don't PAY for the privilege of having a secure OS.

  36. Ancient Troll by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not a bad one, either, judging by the reaction. But seriously, if this wasn't a troll and you really have these complaints you wouldn't be reading /. anymore, would you?

    At least the people who bitched when Taco first used the Bill Gatus of Borg icon they had a legitimate reason.

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    1. Re:Ancient Troll by nate1138 · · Score: 2

      And what was that reason?? They liked the borg too much to see them ridiculed like that?

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  37. Looks like a hoax by sphix42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't see any misspelled words in the sample email at that link...this is an obvious hoax.

  38. I disagree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Windows is a piece of SHIT!

    It is NOT true that there are security problems in every OS. Some architectures are intrinsically more secure than others, and YES, it is the case that a UNIX-like OS is usually much more secure than any version of Windows. It does have room for improvement, but it is in any case better than Windows.

    We point our finger at Microsoft every chance we get because they never stop being incompetent. We do it because they piss us off by spreading FUD (remember the Embedded XP vs. Embedded Linux crap?).

    Or is this too much for you to get?

  39. rediculous by Unknown+Bovine+Group · · Score: 1

    Rediculous? Is that when you diculous again?

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  40. Spaces to disguise the full file name? by no+parity · · Score: 1

    Looks like one of Slashdot's goatse.cx posters got a new hobby.

  41. Depends on how much you are out there... by singularity · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are several factors to consider. The first is you mail provider. If they are quick to block out the newest viruses at the server, you obviously will not get it.

    The other is how much your email address is out there. Some of the viruses would go through the web cache and grab email addresses from there. If your email address is out there a lot, you are going to get more viruses. 99% of the SirCam, Nimda, and so on that I got (probably a couple hundred) came from people I did not know.

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  42. Re:Oh, stop with the Windows security remarks alre by s20451 · · Score: 2

    I agree to some extent, but there's a little more intrinsic security in *nix ... stuff like permission checking; anybody can do anything on a Windows box but only root can do the really nasty stuff on a *nix box.

    You have to be a measure more clever to find a root exploit before applying your trojan payload ... in fact maybe it's a good thing that Windows has low security; most crackers probably take the path of least resistance and leave *nix alone ...

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  43. Is a 6ft-deep pothole in front of your car "news?" by Tsar · · Score: 5, Funny

    For us Windows users, reports of new security issues seem to come as often as potholes on an Arkansas highway. Like the potholes, looking for the next one isn't all that interesting or entertaining, but we still have to try to avoid them or at least minimize their impact.

    "Net access: $20/mo. -- Electricity for computer: $20/mo. -- Reaching the 50 Karma cap: Priceless"
    I'm at the karma cap, and I've been oscillating between 47 and 50 for some time. Does anyone else in that situation agree with my Modest Karma Proposal?

  44. So.... Let me see if I understand correctly by cscx · · Score: 1
    So if I wrote and compiled an EXE that did crazy s*it, it's automatically a "clever new windows worm"? This isn't unique --- virii have had SMTP engines in them before. Ooh, I got an idea!!!!

    rem --- cool.cmd ---
    echo y | format c: /u

    There you go Slashdot, a clever new trojan! All you gotta do is run it.

    Also, who snooping around their windows directory wouldn't be suspicious of something named 'Winl0g0n.exe' -- I mean, come on.

    My new slogan: Stop The FUD

    1. Re:So.... Let me see if I understand correctly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You can abbreviate that: format c: /u /autotest


      Adding /autotest removes the Yes/No prompt for harddrives.

  45. More Astroturfer demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that every time there is YET ANOTHER dumb Microsoft security problem report the astroturfers start whining about Slashdot bias and that all OS's have security problems?

    First of all, Slashdot is NOT a general interest news site like CNN.com. Slashdot is a special interest news publication with a well-known editorial slant. Complaining about Slashdot's bias is like complaining that Mother Jones is biased against conservatives, that the National Review is biased against liberals or the newsletter of the NRA is biased against gun control. These publications, like Slashdot and many, many others have an audience that EXPECTS an editorial position. If you don't like it, LEAVE. Get your news from ZDnet or CNet, both of which at least pretend to a more objective picture.

    Secondly, pointing out that all OS' occasionally have security problems is a red herring. Microsoft has the absolute WORST security track record in the industry. And it is =not= because they are "the most popular". It is because their basic business imperatives and engineering practices create shoddy work. After all, the web server market is dominated by Apache, but IIS dominates the security vulenrability lists. Just because all OS' sometimes have a problem doesn't mean we should ignore the continued bad performance of the worst player in the industry.

    Microsoft's security performance will continue to be an issue until they can get somewhere near the industry standard.

    In short, your post is just as redundant, tired and lame as beowulf cluster "jokes" and Natalie Portman posts.

    Now quit astroturfing and go fix your freakin' code.

    1. Re:More Astroturfer demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apache only has a better security record than IIS, not better security. Let's face it, Apache based sites are generally wibble-wobble sites with free content. Commercial sites use IIS because, well, there is money involved.

      Now who is going to spend their time digging for exploits on a site that features bitmaps of somebody's dog? Isn't their time better spent cracking a site where there's money involved?

    2. Re:More Astroturfer demagoguery? by QuickFox · · Score: 1

      If you don't like it, LEAVE.

      I disagree. Do not just quietly leave! On the contrary, express your opinion, try to sway people, let there be debate. With feedback and debate things can improve and evolve.

      Give a man a fish and he eats for one day. Teach him how to fish, and though he'll eat for a lifetime, he'll call you a miser for not giving him your fish.

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    3. Re:More Astroturfer demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a horrible troll. No one bit! Sorry, try again!

    4. Re:More Astroturfer demagoguery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Debate is one thing, pissing in the wind is another. Slashdot is what it is and all the whining in the world about how it should be something else is pissing in the wind.

  46. Ignorance of User by SDrag0n · · Score: 1

    What should be realized is that because MS Windows has a much broader user base than any other operating system, of course it's going to be the target of more viruses and have a higher infection rate due to the lack of experience/knowledge of the user. The reason few viruses are written for any other operating systems is that, in general, the users have a lot more know how and everyone would quickly know about it. Just because Microsoft software has more vulnerabilities doesn't mean it's bad software, it just has more users (so a lager number of users who don't know much about computers), and is thus an easier platform to spread malicious software on.

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    1. Re:Ignorance of User by El_Nofx · · Score: 1

      No, you are the one who is ignorant. This particular bug has a buffer overflow component to it. I read a press release from Gates a while back that said that Microsoft had gone through every line of code they had and gotten rid of all of the their buffer overflow problems. Obvioulsy they didn't because another one just came up for 9x and Xp,this bug. Just because a product has a larger user base doesn't mean it is going to be more vulnerable. A previous posted said it right. The OS should be designed by someone other then a monkey on a keyboard. If they put forth an actual effort or if they were held accountable for their bugs then maybe they would fix them and we could all move on. Until then this pattern will keep going over and over until people move to a different OS or Someone is actually killed because of a thier negligance, It will happen soon.

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  47. When will we see the real worms? by tuxlove · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Windows is so easy to write worms for that we see a constant influx of simple stuff. Simple VB scripts, etc., can do a great deal of damage, and worm authors don't seem motivated to try a harder because they don't have to. This new worm seems like a step in a scary direction, towards real sophistication. Depending on system services to propagate will not be easy forever, and I expect to see more worms with their own protocols (like SMTP) built-in.

    The "optimal" worm is one in which all it needs is a thread of execution and access to basic OS APIs like sockets and elementary file access. You're not going to stop a worm from calling the most basic APIs, so the key to stopping worms (once all the fundamental holes are patched in Windows, if ever) seems to be not letting them have that thread of execution in the first place. Of course, there will always be lots of users willing to run unknown executables, but the less automatic, the better. Patching buffer overflows in IIS, etc., will only go so far because there will always be users ready and willing to execute email attachments. Until focus comes to bear on ways to keep unsophisticated users from doing this sort of thing, there will always be a cornucopia of devastating worms.

    1. Re:When will we see the real worms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so a "Killer Worm" would need to work on an OS with, oh, say raw user access to the TCP/IP stack? Good thing an OS like that hasn't recently shipped on virtually every new PC sold!

      cough -XP- cough...

  48. What is worse? by s20451 · · Score: 1

    To paraphrase an old Monty Python sketch: The only thing worse than receiving a million e-mail worms is receiving no e-mail worms.

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    1. Re:What is worse? by __past__ · · Score: 1

      Oscar Wilde was a Python? I never knew he was THAT cool...

    2. Re:What is worse? by s20451 · · Score: 1

      It was a Python sketch about Oscar Wilde. I didn't know he actually said it.

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    3. Re:What is worse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >cd /.:
      bash: cd: /.:: No such file or directory

      oh btw. Oscar Wilde ignorance

      hahahaha

  49. Duplicate by "Zow" · · Score: 2, Troll

    Hey, CmdrTaco, what's with having another duplicate story today? You just reported about the new windows vulnerability two hours ago.

    Oh, wait. . .

  50. the long filename hoax! by z84976 · · Score: 1

    when will people realize that "long filenames" as implemented by microsoft are a hoax!?!?'

    descriptive filenames are nice, 8.3 was moronic, but please, guys, filenames may contain NO SPACES. having spaces in a filename is UNBELIEVABLY DUMB. the filename is a "key" by which you "look up" your file (hence, "directory"). if you want to give a document some cutesy descriptive title, don't you think that should be in the data of the file, not its name?

    ARRRGHHH

    this_has_been_brought_to_you_by_a_long_filename. do c

    1. Re:the long filename hoax! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just whining because filenames with the ascii 0x20 character in them break your ancient command line.

    2. Re:the long filename hoax! by Peaker · · Score: 2

      There is no right way to name your string hierarchy (i.e a file system).
      Since there is no proper convention of attributing things such as title, content, author, etc. on the file (only type, in the extension), these are conviniently put in the file name.

      The problem here is not spaces in file names, but the weakness of a string hierarchy.

      File systems are dated technology (EROS Tunes...)

  51. wiki defacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    try it. its really fun. deface a wiki today. add comments, replace letters, convert the page into 31337 SP34K. you are only limited by your imagination.

    Deface a wicki today!

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  52. $10,000 reward by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

    Not that there's a problem with windows security.

    That's why no one has collected this $10,000 reward.

    1. Re:$10,000 reward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      security of the MAIL server that you mention has NOTHING to do with the security of the Windows O/S. Dumb ass.

    2. Re:$10,000 reward by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Idiocy of the person opening the mail likewise has NOTHING to do with the security of the Windows O/S.

    3. Re:$10,000 reward by Juln · · Score: 1

      Hmm, unless there is a mail client that is considered part of the OS that will automatically execute certain binary attachments if tricked by mime types. If you haven't heard of that vulnerability, which has been actively exploited, please read up... and clearly, it has much to do with the lack of security and general shoddy design of Microsoft's software.

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    4. Re:$10,000 reward by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Hmm, unless there is a mail client that is considered part of the OS that will automatically execute certain binary attachments if tricked by mime types. If you haven't heard of that vulnerability, which has been actively exploited, please read up...

      Show me the link. And don't forget that there is a mail server that is considered part of the OS that once had an even more serious hole in it, which was actively exploited and affected most of the computers on the internet at the time.

      Hell, if we're going to consider applications which are distributed with the OS but are not activated by default, 99% of non-Microsoft systems probably have current vulnerabilities which were once actively exploited.

      and clearly, it has much to do with the lack of security and general shoddy design of Microsoft's software.

      Which has much to do with the lack of security and general shoddy design of just about all software.

  53. Untrue. by Flavio · · Score: 1

    Bad news for UNIX is always something minor. That's justified, because the diversity among UNIX machines is higher (meaning bugs rarely affect a lot of people at once) and because UNIX people are more competent.

    I'd say the most significant recent UNIX-related exploit was SSH's. (The one which gave free access to accounts with '*' in their password entries). And that's just UNIX-related, because SSH isn't UNIX. Furthermore, the bug doesn't affect OpenSSH, which everyone should be using anyway.

    Microsoft bugs, on the other hand, pop up every month and are HUGE, like amazingly virulent worms like Code Red, IE exploits and the recent Windows XP one.

  54. Full Circle? by Ringwraith · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else notice the security bulletin on the MSFT site for this *latest* problem was from March 29? Think there's any chance whoever wrote this virus read the bulletin and then coded a virus specifically to take advantage of it, since he/she knew -- like all of us -- that 99.9% of the population will never patch any program they have?

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  55. Windows security problem? by bob1000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I understand that the narrowcasting strategy has changed significantly here to attract Microsoft haters but in all honesty, what could Microsoft do to stop the viruses/worms? Short of completely disabling internet connectivity there just isn't anything to stop them completely on any OS.

    1. Re:Windows security problem? by alphabet26 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft brings it on it's own head by it's anti-competitive nature, and the success it has had. All it requires is one hacker to be annoyed at something Microsoft has done, exploit a vunerability, and publish it. The script kiddies will do the rest. When MS blocked netscape users from the MSN website is an example of what can set the fuse.

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    2. Re:Windows security problem? by bob1000 · · Score: 1

      Hacking? Like sending a .bat file with

      format c: /u

      I'd like to see the specific vulnerability used by these email worms. Yes I realize there was an auto execute bug but that has been patched. I'll admit I do use Windows for my desktop and Freebsd for servers (lost patience with stable linux kernels) but I am in now way blinded to the fact the XP vulnerability announced today is indeed a serious hole and should be fixed.

  56. You don't get it by Frank+Sullivan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apache has a veto-proof majority of the web servers out there. Where are the Apache worms? Why is IIS, with far less market share, getting them? It's because Apache is secure and IIS is not, period.

    Linux and OSX are both based on the Unix security model, a fundamentally sound design refined by two decades of real-world practice (dating back to the RTM worm in the early 1980s). It's not a matter of the virus writers aren't looking... it's a matter of a lack of exploitable holes. Name ONE Unix email client stupid enough to auto-execute code. Just one!

    Yes, there are still exploitable holes here and there in Unix/Linux. But they generally require real mastery to find. Windows macro viruses can be written by 14 year old boys. My wife, a technical writer, doesn't know enough programming to write heapsort (do you?), but she knows enough to write a macro virus in VBA.

    Get it through your head... the number of viruses and worms today is not a function of popularity or attention. It is a function of poor design and poor implementation, combined with security by obscurity (a technique discredited everywhere but Microsoft).

    Really, learn about it. Don't just whine because Microsoft is getting a richly deserved spanking, and you don't want to hear how bad your favorite OS sucks.

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    1. Re:You don't get it by cscx · · Score: 2, Interesting
      IIS IS secure.

      It just ships in a default configuration that is about as tight as a gay man's asshole.

      IIS is an excellent piece of software. I've used it before, and I'll use it again. Remember Code Red, et cetera? Guess what? I didn't have to patch my servers because they were IMMUNE. IIS "flaws" are NOT part of IIS itself, but part of different addon modules that should be easily removed by any knowledgeable sysadmin. Anyone knows that running script modules for everything in the world that you're not using is asking for trouble. IIS just ships that way for ease of use for the consumer. I can easily make IIS just as secure as Apache --- it takes about the same knowledge required to set up apache.

      So quit the FUD.

    2. Re:You don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'Unix Security Model' was widely derided as a farce less than ten years ago by most computing professionals. Nine bits of security is NOT ENOUGH. Unix came out of academia and is only 'secure' now because it's been pounded away at for years by hackers. That doesn't imply good design, it implies lots of pounding away.

      Security needs to be granular. I should be able to specify, down to the user name, who has access to all the resources on the machine. That's called an ACL and mature OSes which are designed with security in mind have them.

    3. Re:You don't get it by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2

      Apache has a veto-proof majority of the web servers out there. Where are the Apache worms? Why is IIS, with far less market share, getting them? It's because Apache is secure and IIS is not, period.

      That's because Apache is a web-server and we're talking about exploits on the user's machine. The last big Windows virus from a few weeks ago was actually a trojan horse. People clicked on it and that was that. Linux is just as vulnerable as Windows.

    4. Re:You don't get it by rhizome · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      Linux is just as vulnerable as Windows.

      Only if the user is logged in as root. A big problem with Windows is that the user logged in with local admin permissions (default) runs everything under the Windows equivalent of root. So yes, it's possible for Linux to be vulnerable, but at least it gives you a choice of not acting as root.
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    5. Re:You don't get it by bitrott · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All software sucks. Get THAT through YOUR head.

    6. Re:You don't get it by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2

      Only if the user is logged in as root. A big problem with Windows is that the user logged in with local admin permissions (default) runs everything under the Windows equivalent of root. So yes, it's possible for Linux to be vulnerable, but at least it gives you a choice of not acting as root.

      You're not getting it are you? It doesn't matter that the user isn't logged in as root. We're talking about *exploits* that get around that.

      And note that the recent Windows worms send mail to everyone in your address book, filling inboxes with garbage. You don't need to be logged in as root to send mail on most systems.

      Enough with regurgitating the standard advocacy lines, already.

    7. Re:You don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's called an ACL and mature OSes which are designed with security in mind have them.

      Hey Mr. Troll, guess what, I agree with you...

    8. Re:You don't get it by rlp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree with your basic thesis. However, it should be noted that Unix design and Windows design started with different premises. Unix was derived from Multics which was an early time-sharing system designed to be (relatively) secure. As a multi-user system, mechanisms had to be built-in to protect a users environment from other users. Windows is descended from DOS (and CP/M) and came from an environment that assumed one machine / one user. Hence their were no protections built in.

      Unix was built by developers for developers. In many cases the system administrators were also the system programmers. System administration problems tended to be solved by code. For example, in the early 80's Unix did not limit the number of processes per user. At Bell Labs, whenever the Intro. to Unix Programming class got around to the 'fork()' system call, machines started crashing. This was soon fixed by a kernal change. Linux has continued (and expanded) on this tradition.

      In contrast, Microsoft has focused on ease of use for the average user. This focus has been rewarded with market share. Security has been an after thought. Prior to mass adoption of the Internet - this was not an unreasonable approach. Now, of course, it's a disaster.

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    9. Re:You don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a fundamentally sound design refined by two decades of real-world practice (dating back to the RTM worm in the early 1980s).

      Way to talk out of your ass. The RTM worm exploited a feature in sendmail -- send a Debug command and get a rootshell without a password.

      The kind of "sound" thinking that put this feature in was pretty damn typical of the people who "designed" the early Unix systems.

      Anyway, if someone could eventually secure an academic toy OS like Unix, Microsoft with their gazillion dollar bank account should be able to eventually secure a desktop toy OS like Windows.

    10. Re:You don't get it by theNeophile · · Score: 1

      Yes, of course it would be impossible to add a good GUI and good ease of use to a unix system. *cough* *cough*

    11. Re:You don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that intelligent posts with factual content that don't slam M$ get moderated as Troll?

    12. Re:You don't get it by ellem · · Score: 1

      mmm... ACL so Notey good...

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    13. Re:You don't get it by cscx · · Score: 1
      Nah... seems like the moderators can't make up their minds :-)

      Moderation Totals: Troll=1, Insightful=3, Overrated=1, Total=5.

    14. Re:You don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It just ships in a default configuration that is about as tight as a gay man's asshole."

      If that isn't a homophobic troll, I don't know what is. It's also patently ignorant, given that lots of gay men don't even engage in anal sex, while many straight men do (just ask my cousin, who uses her strap on on her husband almost every night... :-) It was moderated appropriately given that inflamatory line. It's possible to be factual without being a bigot.

    15. Re:You don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your wife can write a macro virus in VBA? Cool! Where'd you find her? Or did you train her yourself?

    16. Re:You don't get it by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2

      Windows is descended from DOS (and CP/M) and came from an environment that assumed one machine / one user. Hence their were no protections built in.

      Sigh. Not this again. Windows 95 & 98, yes. Windows NT, 2000, and XP, no. The latter family were designed from the ground up as secure, reliable, operating systems. And they are.

    17. Re:You don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God you must be kidding!

      With the new XP security hole, and you say XP is a secure and reliable operating system! It's 2k with eye candy on, and both have crap security models!

      Ask our overworked windows server admin!

    18. Re:You don't get it by Sloppy · · Score: 2

      Then Microsoft and its apologists need to quit lying to people about their products being easier to use than their competitors'. They should quit implying that Windows/Outlook/IIS/etc can safely be used by people who aren't computer experts, or that the competing products are somehow less "ready for the desktop".

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    19. Re:You don't get it by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      Name ONE Unix email client stupid enough to auto-execute code. Just one!

      Outlook Express under WINE seems to do this just fine ;)

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  57. Re:Oh, stop with the Windows security remarks alre by cscx · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Uh, no.

    It really makes me sick when linux people automatically refer to Win9x. In NT, you need to be an Administrator to do that kinda stuff. Not a User. And, yeah, if you live in a cave, WinNT ACLs are a far more advanced permissions system than *nix ever dreamed.

  58. SMTP service? by CatherineCornelius · · Score: 1
    Clever bits include running its own SMTP service to increase chance of success

    At first sight, I thought this implied a server component of some kind polling likely looking IP numbers for usable port 25. I was probably being too paranoid, though. I take it that the thing just writes directly to port 25 rather than using the VBA hooks to the mailer?

    Perhaps someone who has seen the code could comment.

    1. Re:SMTP service? by mikey504 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I haven't seen the source, but I'll take a stab:

      I believe that for a given mail address, bob@foo.com, the infected machine attempts to connect directly to the foo.com mailhost on port 25. This is what similar viruses have done in the past.

      I block and log outgoing connections to that port (among others) from our local network, so if something like this does get loose, we can at least be saved the embarrassment of having it go back out to our clients.

      So, for the inbound side, does anyone know of a free procmail-esque mail filtering solution for Exchange? I would LOVE to throw the Exchange server in the river, but it seems to have grown roots here what with the gee-whiz outlook integration, global address book and Schedule+ stuff.

      I don't like the "deny all of them" approach taken by the last security patch and we don't have the cash for one of the commercial filtering solutions.

      I hope to move us to IMAP + LDAP + CGI (for the calendar and scheduling stuff) in the near future.

    2. Re:SMTP service? by BakaMark · · Score: 1
      I have not looked at the code, but I can have a guess about why the virus now implements it's own SMTP outbound capability.

      The virus works off the concept that the "infected" system has a means to send messages directly to the "internet". Ie. can connect to any mail server that exists and send mail on port 25.

      As complex as this sounds... we are comparing the need to perform DNS MX lookups and implement your own SMTP transmission code, verses simply calling the Outlook API to send a message.

      There is a reason why the virus writer decided to do this and that is to prevent patched Outlook systems from displaying a dialog box to the user to explain that a program "other than outlook" is attempting to use outlook to send mail. This is a little tidbit that Microsoft introduced recently.

      However the virus assumes that all infected computers are not behind a network that implements draconian limitations on how their users can use the mail system (specific Mail gateway, no "default route" pointing at Firewall/external router). Once the virus is inside a network such as that, it probably won't be able to easily get out.

      The end result is that the virus is limited to the home user base to a large extent.

    3. Re:SMTP service? by Grax · · Score: 1

      You might benefit from setting up another mail server that accepts your mail from the internet, procmails it, and then forwards it to your exchange server.

    4. Re:SMTP service? by mikey504 · · Score: 1

      Very true, and part of "the plan".

      This would be a good first step, because I could set up that box, get it configured, and leave the Exchange server in the DMZ until I get ready to switch. This would also have the added benefit of insulating my shiny new mail server from all the local network "business" traffic.

  59. This is funny. by JeremyYoung · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the AP on Yahoo:
    Just last week, Microsoft's corporate security officer, Howard Schmidt, expressed frustration about continuing threats from overflows. ``I'm still amazed that we allow these things to occur,'' he said at a conference of technology executives. Schmidt is expected soon to resign from Microsoft to work for President Bush's top computer security adviser.
    Funny that SOMEONE at Microsoft is finally, publicly, admitting that there's a pattern to Microsoft vulnerabilites.
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  60. Re:Oh, stop with the Windows security remarks alre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, you are right, there are severe exploits on other systems... however,the steps MS has taken to make Windows 'user-friendly' make it EASIER to take advantage of those holes (if you can call OE's behavior a hole). Any script kiddie can take advantage of some of the glaring holes in Windows. The most severe hole I have seen in OS X so far is the ability to run any program as root, provided you have direct access to the machine's GUI, which is hard to do remotely under OS X. Yes there are telnet insecurities/etc in both OS X and Linux, but I like the alternative: openSSH.

    The thing is, all systems have holes, yes. But MS isn't exactly doing things to make it HARDER to crack in with OE, remote tech support, and all these 'features' in an attempt to make things more friendly. One doesn't increase security by adding potential security risks in the name of user-friendliness

    I am surprised people haven't been using the OE exploit to turn Windows machines into zombie machines for script kiddies to DDOS with yet.

  61. Loads on bootup... by Keighvin · · Score: 1

    This loads the next time Windows boots up after infection, which given the nature of the OS is almost guaranteed to be within the hour (BSoD, or one of the numerous "Your mouse has moved, Windows needs to restart before the changes can take effect" dialogues).

    If this were on a *nix box it might be years before anything actually happened.

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  62. "...stuff that matters" by BigBir3d · · Score: 0

    this is so old I don't think that applies.

    according to Microsoft this was realized March 29, 2001.

  63. Run from the preview pane... by josquint · · Score: 1

    The big one will run straight from the preview pane...

    KaK Worm was pretty close. It's been around for a while, but i'm still cleaning it out of some customer's machines. It used a script in the signature to infect a user, so really all you'd hafta do is view the email and it'd run the attatched file for you. Pretty slick virus, but had some downfalls. Easy to clean out, no interesting payload, and extremely easy to detect(a .hta file in your Start Up folder)

  64. Wrong again! by Frank+Sullivan · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Actually, ELF executables running under a normal user account CANNOT do the most interesting part, namely run their own SMTP server. Root access is required to open a low-numbered port.

    Geez, don't people know at least the rudiments here?

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    1. Re:Wrong again! by jasha · · Score: 1

      But they can act as their own SMTP server, which is most likely what this worm is doing.

    2. Re:Wrong again! by cperciva · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, ELF executables running under a normal user account CANNOT do the most interesting part, namely run their own SMTP server. Root access is required to open a low-numbered port.

      Root access is required to bind to a low-numbered port, but not to connect to a remote service, which is all you need in order to send email.

      Geez, don't people know at least the rudiments here?

    3. Re:Wrong again! by schatt · · Score: 1

      While it is true that only priveleged users can open ports below 1024, there is no reason that you can't open a smtp server at a higher port.
      For instance, I can configure sendmail to run on port 10025 if I wanted, and it would work just fine as far as sending mail that it received. However, it would be a little harder for other machines to send mail to it, since they wouldn't have the right port number... but if all you're interested in is sending mail, that's not a problem at all.

      In addition, A lot of places actually run all services as unpriveleged users, and use firewalls to redirect lower numbers (such as 80) to unpriveleged ports on the actual servers.

    4. Re:Wrong again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect; if you'd read the original article, you'd have seen it includes its own SMTP s/w to send mail, not receive it.

    5. Re:Wrong again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you'd read the original linked article, the worm uses its own SMTP s/w to send mail, not receive it. Any account can do that.

    6. Re:Wrong again! by moyix · · Score: 1

      Look at the context. He's talking about opening a port in order to run an SMTP server. Using "open" in this case probably isn't technically correct (the function is named bind(), not open() ), but you're really just nitpicking.

      Geez, don't people place meaning before semantics here? ;P

    7. Re:Wrong again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF! It's probably an SMPT client, why on earth would they use a server? Does the worm receive mail? Does it change MX records so all mail of said hotmail user will be deposited at said worm?

      Get real!

  65. Well Damn Don't Stop Now by codepunk · · Score: 1

    Boy the scriptz kidz got them on a roll today, don't stop now. We have had to update virus definitions three times already today.

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  66. Can anyone find more info? by selan · · Score: 2

    I can't find this listed on Symantec's site or Trend Micro. Has anyone seen any real info about this worm?

  67. hah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=25109&cid=2728 857

  68. Slashdot demagoguery, or troll snacks? by eddy+the+lip · · Score: 4, Funny
    I simply assumed that people on Slashdot are above those biases.

    and i simply assume most people have a sense of humour, but we don't all get what we want, do we?

    sure, i know that windows isn't complete crap - hell, i can admit it's gotten pretty useful in the last couple revisions. i've even been known to use it to play the occasional game. but i don't come to /. for flat, ZDNET style reporting. i come to it for useful links and snide comments.

    i also come here to do this once in a while:

    is this bugging you? poke poke poke.
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    1. Re:Slashdot demagoguery, or troll snacks? by smyle · · Score: 1
      is this bugging you? poke poke poke.


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  69. secure email client by Webmoth · · Score: 2

    I have found that my system is not infected with virii when I use the following command to read my mail:

    $ /bin/vi /var/spool/mail/myusername

    That is, until someone finds a vulnerability in vi.

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    1. Re:secure email client by gewalkeriq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are well-known vulnerabilities in vi. Don't recall details, but there was a problem in a SCO
      version that allowed any access to the scratch files. There have also been version that played with macro capabilities in vi to run aribtary code, etc.

      To my knowledge, none of these exploits even became very popular.

      A better example would be to consider use of Pine, Elm, mailx, kmail, mutt or whatever is your favorite.

      If memory serves correctly, There are (or have been) buffer overflow vulnerabilites in Mutt, Pine, MailX at least and I personally would be surprised that Elm, kmail and others have not also been vulnerable. Don't recall buffer overflows in vi.

      Go to CERT and do a search for remote root, read the vulnerabilities and then explain to me how Linux/Unix is immune to attacks.

    2. Re:secure email client by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how exactly do you plan to perform a buffer underrun exploit via an attached executable?

    3. Re:secure email client by archen · · Score: 1

      Even here there is inherintly more security with vi. I used true vi for about a day before I couldn't stand it and switched to vim. The problem with vi is that it has about a million derrivatives. Writing a vunerability to exploit all versions of vi (clones), now THAT would be an accomplishment.

      Diversity... works for evolution, works for software, works for operating systems...

    4. Re:secure email client by vample · · Score: 1

      > Diversity... works for evolution, works for software, works for operating systems...

      ... doesnt work very well for support or training.

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  70. Re:Easier method of prevention... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then, a week later, when all the virus authors have switched their attachments to have safe_ prepended on them, we switch to only blocking those attachments.

    Right? You really thought this through, didn't you?

  71. Visual Basic? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 2, Funny

    I find it tremendously amusing that a Windows worm was written in Visual Basic, of all things.

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    1. Re:Visual Basic? by Untrusted · · Score: 1

      I find it amazing that Microsoft's corporate security officer would respond this way in relation to the huge XP bug: Just last week, Microsoft's corporate security officer, Howard Schmidt, expressed frustration about continuing threats from overflows. "I'm still amazed that we allow these things to occur," he said at a conference of technology executives. Schmidt is expected soon to resign from Microsoft to work for President Bush's top computer security adviser. I can see it now, "I'm still amazed that we let a product like Visual Basic out that allows 10 year old kids to write worms".

    2. Re:Visual Basic? by snake_dad · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's funny allright. However there is an explanation that 5 years ago this was less feasible.

      Earlier we used to be suspicious only of very small executable attachments. Often that would be a virus. If someone mailed you a large executable attachment it would probably be a legitimate file. However after all the legitimate funny files that are sent to friends (you know, those cartoon like programs, or sheep floating on your desktop) nobody is surprised anymore about a rather large attachment.

      There have been so many 'harmless' funnyfiles that people don't believe you anymore when you say "never open executable files!". Not to mention the fact that it's allways "safe, because a friend sent it to me". Oh well...

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  72. Band-aid? How do you figure? by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1

    Since when is a filter that blocks ALL .exe, .vbs, and other executable extentions a "band-aid"? A virus or worm can't work without some dunce running a program.

    That's like saying a machine with no ports open is able to get hacked into.

  73. Inviting flames, I guess by dachshund · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Why do the editors of Slashdot ALWAYS put their unproductive, derogatory, flaming, two cents at the end of _every_ story regarding something "AWFUL" Microsoft has done?

    Because to a programmer/architect/sysadmin, the mere existence of these worms is mind-boggling. Imagine the largest-selling American car manufacturer building all of their models with the gas tank right behind the front bumper, or some such idiocy. Now you, as an automotive columnist (with some professional understanding of auto design), are forced to report every time one of these Hindenburgs ends up as a firey wreck.

    It'd be bad enough if this happened in one model of car, but to see it happen year after year, when the company should know better, has to be somewhat irritating. I'll let MS slightly off the hook when a "legitimate" bug is found-- that is, one that might not have been directly anticipated when the product was being designed. But each of these worms exist as a result of MS's ongoing, dunderheaded ignorance of basic security issues. Windows scripting on as default? Minimal security in their email software? Preview panes that can automatically execute scripts?

    So yes, the Slashdot editors' scorn is thoroughly justified in these cases. If you're looking for more objectivity in your reporting, there are other places to go. If you stuck to the reports I've seen in reputable newspapers, you wouldn't even have to suffer the notion of Microsoft as a responsible party. If you think that's the case, choose your news sources differently. Slashdot is run (and contributed to) by people who take this sort of stuff a little bit personally.

    1. Re:Inviting flames, I guess by CaptPungent · · Score: 0

      If you stuck to the reports I've seen in reputable newspapers, you wouldn't even have to suffer the notion of Microsoft as a responsible party.

      Funny thing is, every time MS screws up, The St. Louis Post always reports it in an unflattering light for MS. Hell, that remote hole in XP was front page news today. Along with cautions against buying XP and quotes from buyers who aren't going to buy XP now. Its somewhat amusing.

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  74. How long a list do you want? by Frank+Sullivan · · Score: 2

    1. Stop auto-execution of content within Outlook. Ideally, make it impossible to execute content from a mail reader.

    2. Stop designing operating systems where the default user account has write access to system binaries. Make it easy enough to do basic administration without formal administrator access that users don't run with administrator access by default (NT, W2K, XP desktop use).

    3. Build bounds checking into Visual C++, at least as an option. Require programs under development to be tested with bounds checking on in order to detect buffer overflows.

    I could go on, but you get the picture. No, you can't stop all security problems completely. However, you can make a very good dent in them. Just because a burglar can break your door down or pick the locks doesn't mean you shouldn't lock the doors to keep out the less skilled or ambitious.

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  75. Quite a large list of offending extensions by mclearn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    See here for a discussion on the experiments of a particular fellow on finding a list of offending Windows extensions that are not unhidden even if "Show all extensions" is used.

    1. Re:Quite a large list of offending extensions by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      What a maroon. Brute force it???

      All this crap is nicely in the registry.

    2. Re:Quite a large list of offending extensions by mclearn · · Score: 1

      Well, I didn't say it was nicely done, but the results are there for everyone to read without having to plod through the registry. If that guy wants to waste his cycles writing crap experiments, then power to him.

    3. Re:Quite a large list of offending extensions by Bronster · · Score: 2

      What a maroon. Brute force it???

      All this crap is nicely in the registry.

      If you'd read the link for more than a few seconds, you would have seen (apart from the dodgy 'look I'm a C coder' perl with hard coded array length and lots of double quotes in the definition) that the registry wasn't used for a reason.

      * The registry may not document every piece of behaviour (i.e. there could be hard coded extention handling in the Explorer code itself.)
      * By observing the behaviour of the system itself, directly at the level where it matters, you are guaranteed correct results.

      I am very impressed with the research methodology presented in that link. Rather than trusting some documentation, the author actually went and recorded the behaviour of the system under real conditions. My hat is off (and my Redhat box is off the net, finally - but that's another story!)

    4. Re:Quite a large list of offending extensions by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      But it's also inherently flawed.

      3 character extension?

      .java
      .class
      .DeskLink
      .jfif
      .smil

      Are registered extensions on my 98 box.

      DeskLink looks like it could be an interesting one, as it's associated with a CLSID string, not a plain string like the others.

    5. Re:Quite a large list of offending extensions by Bronster · · Score: 2

      But it's also inherently flawed. [ more than 3 char extension ]

      That's a very good point, and one I didn't think of that the time. I think (?) that they still map to some underlying 3 char extension in the 8.3 file format of MSDOS though.

      Of course Win9x probably doesn't treat them as special without the full length extension - OK, so the experiment needs to deal with longer extensions, and suddenly we're in really-messy-big-area land. Doh!

      What's registered also depends on what's installed - I would only test the default install, since M$ can claim anything else to be a security problem with the installed application (and probably rightly so).

    6. Re:Quite a large list of offending extensions by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      The .DeskLink extension has the registy entries to ensure that it is hidden. It's handler is sendmail.dll, registered to Microsoft. The icon one of those file uses is pulled from the Explorer executable.

  76. Me thinks Dune... by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1

    I get an image of a sand worm (from Dune) coming out and swallowing them whole.

  77. Booooaaaaaring! by Geekonomical · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    - By Homer Simpson.

    Really folks. This stuff doesn't deserve a post.

  78. It's simple... FFX by kesuki · · Score: 1

    I guess it's to be expected. FFX came out and some of the /. crew are too absorbed with the game to actually find articles to post, putting more pressure on the rest of them to find articles.
    That and it's not like there is anything really newsworthy to make it easier. Besides news is always about repetition, ever watched CNN before? I was going through my old VHS archive and found a bunch of stuff I taped off of News channels during an election for school. Other than the fact it was about an old election it coulda passed for some current coverage.

    1. Re:It's simple... FFX by dark_panda · · Score: 1

      Besides news is always about repetition

      Especially on Slashdot.

      J

  79. Built-in server virii by josquint · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Slick idea.. building in SMTP so it doesn't need an email client... on reason for making your SMTP server require a logon! Geez, i thought LAN hoppers like Nimda and the like spread quick...

    Anyone thought of a lightweight FTP server built into the virus? That would prove more interesting than CodeRed, everyone's machine be wide open anonymouse FTP server. That random file sending crap's for the birds, let everyone see all your files!

    Er... what am i thinking? you dont need a virus for that, you need XP! :)

  80. Okay... so we can't fix the software or the users. by pi_rules · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It's still mind-boggling to me that companies don't have better policies in place for handling these situations. As another poster mentioned using mail filters to strip attachments w/ dangerous file types is nice and all, but it isn't going to be 100% effective. George Guninski released an example a while ago where filename.txt.{some big guid here} would look just like filename.txt on the desktop, but when opened you'd find it was HTML w/ an IE exploit inside. So... now you have to add a rule to your filter script to catch those, and hope that you knew about it before an expoit in the wild. Not 100% safe.

    Why are companies letting people thrash the mail system inadvertantly and go on like nothing happened? This is a social problem, albeit one that has been made more prevalent by bad technology. So what if Outlook took out the double-click-run-and-destroy feature for attachments? Trojan's would get mailed along w/ instructions on how to safe to your disk and run the program. And some idiot would do it too.

    I'd much rather see corporations making their employees responsible for breaking things on the network. If the admin fscks up the entire system he'd be up to his knees in shit -- but the "users" are allowed to do it because they can claim ignorance? No thanks. Draw up some strick hard-line rules for your employees and get this crap taken care of. My personal suggestions would be:
    1. No using IE at work -- Netscape/Mozilla/Konq only. Far fewer vulnerabilities.
    2. No Outlook/Outlook Express for mail. Use Outlook -only- for calendering functions. I'd personally like to see corps going back to how my old university did it. One Unix box w/ pine on it for users to read their mail. Use SMB to attach the user's /home dir to the Windows machine and let them save attachments that way. No HTML email viruses, no buffer overflows. Plain jane simple email.
    3. Running an attachment sent via email should be punished just as if the user walked in w/ a virus on a disk and ran it from home. And make them -work- to get that attachment to run.
    4. Forgo the use of the .doc format entirely. What's so bad with RTF? Do you -really- need to spend all this extra time authoring up nifty documents for internal use only? Sure, use .doc to interface with clients but keep it's use limited.

    Sure, it's a bit drastic. But is productivity really benefiting from wreckless use/abuse of insecure software? Must your employees use Outlook so they get that warm fuzzy feeling of being able to fiddle with all sorts of buttons on their screen? Why can't the computer be viewed like another other tool? If you don't know how to use it why in the world are you using it at work? I wouldn't dream of putting joe-schmoe on a fork life w/out some training, why put people w/ no training on a computer? If joe-schmoe runs the fork-lift into a wall you bet he'll get some heat for it. Run a virus though? Nah, everybody does that.. let it slide, let IT clean it up.
  81. I wish I had written this by Alien54 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    This bit of sublime satire was published on Adequacy.org

    I Wish I had written it. Enjoy!

    As an enlightened, modern parent, I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children. I encourage them to join team sports. I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read. You could say I'm a model parent. My children have never failed to make me proud, and I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA.

    Two years ago, my wife Carol and I decided that our children's education would not be complete without some grounding in modern computers. To this end, we bought our children a brand new Compaq to learn with. The kids had a lot of fun using the handful of application programs we'd bought, such as Adobe's Photoshop and Microsoft's Word, and my wife and I were pleased that our gift was received so well. Our son Peter was most entranced by the device, and became quite a pro at surfing the net. When Peter began to spend whole days on the machine, I became concerned, but Carol advised me to calm down, and that it was only a passing phase. I was content to bow to her experience as a mother, until our youngest daughter, Cindy, charged into the living room one night to blurt out: "Peter is a computer hacker!"

    As you can imagine, I was amazed. A computer hacker in my own house! I began to monitor my son's habits, to make certain that Cindy wasn't just telling stories, as she is prone to doing at times.

    After a few days of investigation, and some research into computer hacking, I confronted Peter with the evidence. I'm afraid to say, this was the only time I have ever been truly disappointed in one of my children. We raised them to be honest and to have integrity, and Peter betrayed the principles we tried to encourage in him, when he refused point blank to admit to his activities. His denials continued for hours, and in the end, I was left with no choice but to ban him from using the computer until he is old enough to be responsible for his actions.

    After going through this ordeal with my own family, I was left pondering how I could best help others in similar situations. I'd gained a lot of knowledge over those few days regarding hackers. It's only right that I provide that information to other parents, in the hope that they will be able to tell if their children are being drawn into the world of hacking. Perhaps other parents will be able to steer their sons back onto the straight and narrow before extreme measures need to be employed.

    To this end, I have decided to publish the top ten signs that your son is a hacker. I advise any parents to read this list carefully and if their son matches the profile, they should take action. A smart parent will first try to reason with their son, before resorting to groundings, or even spanking. I pride myself that I have never had to spank a child, and I hope this guide will help other parents to put a halt to their son's misbehaviour before a spanking becomes necessary.

    1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?

    Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL. These providers have a strict "No Hacking" policy, and take careful measures to ensure that your internet experience is enjoyable, educational and above all legal. If your child is becoming a hacker, one of his first steps will be to request a change to a more hacker friendly provider.

    I would advise all parents to refuse this request. One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants his son to enjoy the internet without the endangering him through exposure to "adult" content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution. If your son is becoming a hacker, he will be able to circumvent any home-based measures with surprising ease, using information gleaned from various hacker sites.

    2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?

    Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

    The best option is to confront your son with the evidence, and force him to remove the offending programs. He will probably try to install the software again, but you will be able to tell that this is happening, if your machine offers to "download" one of the hacker applications. If this happens, it is time to give your son a stern talking to, and possibly consider punishing him with a grounding.

    3. Has your child asked for new hardware?

    Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.

    If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

    4. Does your child read hacking manuals?

    If you pay close attention to your son's reading habits, as I do, you will be able to determine a great deal about his opinions and hobbies. Children are at their most impressionable in the teenage years. Any father who has had a seventeen year old daughter attempt to sneak out on a date wearing make up and perfume is well aware of the effect that improper influences can have on inexperienced minds.

    There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: "Snow Crash" and "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson; "Neuromancer" by William Gibson; "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly; "Geeks" by Jon Katz; "The Hacker Crackdown" by Bruce Sterling; "Microserfs" by Douglas Coupland; "Hackers" by Steven Levy; and "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" by Eric S. Raymond.

    If you find any of these hacking manuals in your child's possession, confiscate them immediately. You should also petition local booksellers to remove these titles from their shelves. You may meet with some resistance at first, but even booksellers have to bow to community pressure.

    5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?

    If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.

    6. Does your son use Quake?

    Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

    If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

    7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?

    As a child enters the electronic world of hacking, he may become disaffected with the real world. He may lose the ability to control his actions, or judge the rightness or wrongness of a course of behaviour. This will manifest itself soonest in the way he treats others. Those whom he disagrees with will be met with scorn, bitterness, and even foul language. He may utter threats of violence of a real or electronic nature.

    Even when confronted, your son will probably find it difficult to talk about this problem to you. He will probably claim that there is no problem, and that you are imagining things. He may tell you that it is you who has the problem, and you should "back off" and "stop smothering him." Do not allow yourself to be deceived. You are the only chance your son has, even if he doesn't understand the situation he is in. Keep trying to get through to him, no matter how much he retreats into himself.

    8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

    BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

    Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

    If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

    9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?

    If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

    10. Is your son struggling academically?

    If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous "Otaku" hacker association. Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases. Also, the reduction in exercise may cause him to lose muscle mass, and even to start gaining weight. For the sake of your child's mental and physical health, you must put a stop to his hacking, and limit his computer time drastically.

    I encourage all parents to read through this guide carefully. Your child's future may depend upon it. Hacking is an illegal and dangerous activity, that may land your child in prison, and tear your family apart. It cannot be taken too seriously.

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:I wish I had written this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The scary bit is some clueless shmoe will read this and forward it to his/her friends as a warning, not as satire... :P

  82. Re:Band-aid? How do you figure? by ethereal · · Score: 1

    He was also saying that the filter scans for Word macro viruses, etc. - those things can still get you. I'm not convinced that the last possible way to get Outlook to execute something has been found yet, either. So far I haven't seen anything to convince me that we're close to being able to filter things sufficiently enough to really rely on them indefinitely.

    Blocking attachments is a band-aid in the sense that it doesn't solve the real problem. Sure, if you paste enough band-aids together you can cover over even a gaping hole, but IMHO that's not the right way to fix the problem - it makes you very dependent on band-aid manufacturers, for one thing.

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  83. Windows be a secure operating system... by OSgod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Never in the main stream release.

    Nor is it supposed to be. Just as Linux is not a secure OS in the main stream releases. Linux will never be a secure OS in the main stream release. As it gains more market share it will become less secure (a high percentage of security is the users and administrator -- in the home box that's Joe and he doesn't give a hoot about security and won't buy an OS if he has to).

    A secure OS is a special or a tuned release. Always will be.

    1. Re:Windows be a secure operating system... by NumberSyx · · Score: 2

      As it gains more market share it will become less secure

      In reality, just the opposite is true. With each new release, all of the major brands of Linux have gotten more secure out of the box and easier to maintain that sercurity over time with better and easier tools. Red hat is good example of this, a few years ago, an out of box install of Redhat meant all services where enabled by default and the user had to disables them if they didn't want them. Today services are disabled by default and only enabled at the users request. This is harder for thier customers, but makes for more secure box.

      Windows isn't the biggest target of worms, trojans and virus because its popular, it is the biggest target because it is an easy target. Microsoft themselves put out the greatest software in the world for writing worms and trojans (VB Script) and then integrated it completely into thier OS and most of thier other software as well. Of course now they refuse to fix the software or to even have it turned off by default.

      Lets face it, Windows is Prostitute and Microsoft is her Pimp. The Pimp wants the Prostitute to be easier and more accessable and doesn't want to inconvience the John by making them use a condom, so naturally the Prostitute is going to get a few diseases. The Pimp will want to keep the disease a secrect, but will also want the Prostitute to keep working. So she is going to spread the disease around alot before it gets treated.

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      "Our products just aren't engineered for security,"
      -Brian Valentine,VP in charge of MS Windows Development

  84. Re:Band-aid? How do you figure? by ijx · · Score: 2

    Well, there are serial ports (I assume you referred to network ports), brute-force techniques at the keyboard, etc.

    For offline cracking, steal the harddrive. It's less sexy, but would get the job done.

    Point is, nothing is ever 100% secure.

  85. Re:This would be worse in Linux by zeda · · Score: 1

    Whatever. Like there is a common mail reader for every linux user.

    Some of use just more /var/spool/mail cuz we are lazy.

  86. Re:Oh, stop with the Windows security remarks alre by rseuhs · · Score: 1

    Even if that were true, why should anybody care WHY Windows is insecure?

  87. Proper Egress Filtering by Gothmolly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Egress filtering at the firewall will block the spread of this. Simply don't allow anything but the mail server to make SMTP connections out. Done. Same thing with all of those "home firewall" products.

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  88. The reason this doesn't affect *nix by WeaselGod · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The reason that the various *nix OSes are immune to virii/worms of this type is because the vast majority of users use windows and MS products, not because of any superior security on the nix part. I am forced to use MS products at work and I have never been infected by a worm/virus because I know better. The average user doesn't know better. If they were on unix it would probably be an even worse problem because they would have even less of an idea of whats going on. I think Microsoft has made some bad decisions in its time, but I blame the worm/virus proliferation on the vulnerability of the users, not the vulnerability of the operating system.

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    - WeaselGod
    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet turbines
    1. Re:The reason this doesn't affect *nix by codepunk · · Score: 1

      And what is your ip address idiot...

      --


      Got Code?
    2. Re:The reason this doesn't affect *nix by mlk · · Score: 1

      While for the most part I agree with you...
      An app ran on a UNIX box as 'UJoe', can't feck up /etc (and other importent folders).
      I'm currently 'me' (i.e. not admin) and I can mess up files c:\WINNT\ and c:\PROGRAM FILES\
      --
      Now many of these vir* all boil down to ONE core design problem in the Windows (and to some degree UNIX, and also now the MacOS). The use, and more importently the LACK of metadata. File extentions should be scraped, infact they should NEVER of been used.

      --
      Wow, I should not post when knackered.
    3. Re:The reason this doesn't affect *nix by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 2

      No but it CAN delete all UJoes's files (And user files are the ENTIRE reason a desktop computer exists) AND it can remail the virus out as UJoe's account permits. It can also install deamons running as UJoe and allow warez distribution to the limit of UJoe's account space. So what really is the difference?

      Reinstalling an OS is minor work compared to the major damage of losing all your personal work data. (And yes I KNOW that you are SUPPOSED to back data up, but I can attest that I am the only person on the planet (or at least in my local vacinity) that does)

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      Contrary to popular belief, coding is not all free blow-jobs and beer. Those things cost MONEY!
    4. Re:The reason this doesn't affect *nix by Legion303 · · Score: 2
      That's not quite true. While it may be harder for a normal account to hose the entire system with *nix, local root exploits are a dime a dozen. A cleverly written trojan *can* take down your system from a normal user account if you aren't up-to-date on the latest security patches.

      -Legion

    5. Re:The reason this doesn't affect *nix by mlk · · Score: 1

      One, if a company does not back up it's primary user storage AT LEST once a night, then well, it's the companys fault. o/c for home use, then well, your right you loss your work. Two, Using Solaris at lest (don't know about other UNIX's), you can limit the amount of resources a user has, you can also disable NOHUP's (i.e. no software can run when the user logs out). So what really is the difference? Windows: That computer goes out of action, taking the network with it. UNIX: That account goes out of action (and taking any other UJoe's that run any attachment the get). Your right, it's not completly perfect, but if it was a lot of us lot would be out of work :) Plus, provention is better than protection. Teach your users not to open attachments. mlk

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      Wow, I should not post when knackered.
  89. How to deal with the lusers... by thogard · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been reading lately that many geeks seem to have problems identifying some of the socal clues that indicate to normal people that they are being picked on or ridiculed. Where I work there are two people that will have clicked on this thing before I arrive to clean it up. So exactly how do I point out to these lusers that some 16 yr old kid is doing the electronic equilivent of holding their very importaint work over a flusing toliet just to watch them worry. And they walked into the situation?

  90. Stupid people deserve what they get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I smoke, I get cancer, I die.
    I fuck alot without protection, I get aids, i die.
    I step in front of a train, it smacks me, i die.
    I double click on a fuckin virus, it attacks my computer and sends shit to all my friends, I deserve it.
    Know what, the stupider friends that get the virus will click on it and they too deserve whatever the fuck they get.

    BFD, stupid actions yeild stupid results.

    It's ok to blame the lusers.

    1. Re:Stupid people deserve what they get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed your own point. You do stupid stuff in real life, and you die.

      You do something stupid with your computer, and the NerdBoy the IT Slave comes and fixes it up for you.

      Nothing bad ever ever happens to you, personally, except maybe having NerdBoy make a snide remark behind your back on slashdot. No problem, just call NerdBoy's boss NerdBoss and yell at his ugly brownnosing mug for a while. Problem solved!

  91. Re:This would be worse in Linux by gunne · · Score: 1

    Exactly _why_ would Linux be "the perfect environment for a rouge program to set up its own little SMTP server"?
    If you know some windows programming, it isn't any harder to do in Windows than in Linux.
    Anyway, you might have a point. Just don't know if it's valid, that's all.

  92. Slashdot just makes propaganda obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most news entities are INCREDIBLY biased in how they present things. The sheer issue of WHAT they present is interesting enough. However, many of them try to PRETEND they aren't biased while they push they push a lot of propaganda down your throat.

    Slashdot just makes their propaganda obvious. They've ALWAYS been pro Linux and anti Microsoft. Should they change just because you showed up?

    In case you didn't realize that they make it obvious, just look at the Bill Gates Borg icon again.

  93. Re:This would be worse in Linux by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

    4) Own SMTP engine, so an Outlook script to warn that there's mail w/ attachments going out is useless. Linux is the perfect environment for a rouge program to set up its own little SMTP server and start spamming out copies of itself. The system is much more open to this kind of infection than a Windows-based machine.

    Umm no only root can bind to low numbered ports (of which port 25 is a member)

    5) New "method" of hiding file extension which is harder to see even if extensions are displayed. Again, for example, the worm writer could just make the file with a . in front of it and it would be hidden on most people's displays.

    And no, it would need to be chmod executable. Now this part could be automated by a stupid mail client writer but there is no currently popular unix/linux email client that does this!

    --
    There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
  94. Just like emacs is better than vi... by orius_khan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I simply assumed that people on Slashdot are above those biases. We are (mostly) computer and science enthusiasts, and, generally, those types are able to make well-informed decisions about things.

    Right. Just like Emacs is a clearly superior text editor to "vi", which is why there's never any discussion about it. Such issues are easily settled in a timely manner by us well-informed geeks!


    "640K ought to be enough for anybody"

    -- Some guy, I don't remember who...

    --
    Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all the unhappy people.
    1. Re:Just like emacs is better than vi... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No issue is ever settled in a "timely matter" when emacs is involved.

  95. Re:Band-aid? How do you figure? by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1

    Well, the real way to fix it is to not use Outlook... or Windows for that matter.

  96. ...unless it's related to Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'd prefer it if they just wouldn't post anything about MS unless its related to Linux.

    So if you get a Linux CD stuck up your ass, can they report on that?

  97. That's why I don't use Windows! by Adrian+Voinea · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My office is now 100% Window-less as of about 6 months ago, but we're instead 100% Mac OS X (currently 10.1). It's great. I don't miss Windows at all, and the myth that you "can't get applications for the Mac" is such a load of cr@p.
    In fact, the new Office for Mac OS X is, in my opinion, much BETTER than the Windows version.
    Networking has been faster, too, and that's important to us. You'd never believe it, but it's cheaper too. No more calling for technical support or having someone on duty to fix problems with our systems. You just don't need it with a Mac because the hardware and software is so well integrated.
    The machines themselves have been CHEAPER for us. $1199 iMacs as clients and G4s to handle some of the heavier loads. It's worked great.
    And by the way... that 22" Apple flat screen is not only beautiful for working with, but it impresses customers too. I know it seems like a detail, but people have gotten the impression we're an upscale successful business because they see those screens and comment on them.
    I know I seem like a troll ranting about this or that, but I just want to get the word out, because I'm a very pleased Apple customer... and I'm laughing at myself for ever having used Windows for so long.

  98. Not every user is a Microsoft hater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    and not every user thinks you're a nutcase for assuming that the Editors actually do more than just post stories with a few cranky-ass comments about whatever the fuck they feel like. Some of us think you're right: that this site, collecting as it does a large fraction of the 0.24% of desktop users who use Linux (and a fair share of Win and Mac users as well), should attempt to do said users a service by reporting the news factually, without fear or favor.

    So I ask you: what changes would you make to Slashdot, in particular, that would make it such a site? I'm sure your comments will be read by the Editors (after all, they read on a regular basis, and comment frequently in almost every article); and Users may well want to see them too.

  99. Patch for this was released 9 months ago.. by abh · · Score: 1

    This isn't new. The patch for this was released 9 months ago. Are we going to report every bug and defect that existed in Linux 9 months ago as well?

    1. Re:Patch for this was released 9 months ago.. by 90XDoubleSide · · Score: 2
      The patch for this was released 9 months ago

      The patch to preventing things from automatically executing in MS internet tools 5/5.5 was released 9 months ago, although if the author was smarter s/he could have used the newer vulnerability in MS internet tools 5/5.5/6.0, which many still haven't patched.

      In any event the worm is of interest only because it masquerades as a harmless .txt file in hopes of getting novice users to execute it, which thousands no doubt will, if past indications are of any relevance.

      I think it is important, however, to point out that this one occurred through no fault of Microsoft; even the most ardent MS-basher has to admit they couldn't have seen this kind of trick coming (although they would only need to look back 2 articles to find another MS security flaw :)

      --
      "Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity" -Alvy Ray Smith
  100. Re:This would be worse in Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm, Lignux Expert D00D -- You don't need to bind to 25 to send mail. That's the listener port.

  101. All that has already been done!!!!!!!! by Mr+44 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    1. Stop auto-execution of content within Outlook. Ideally, make it impossible to execute content from a mail reader.
    Done. With the (free) Outlook Security Update, or Office XP, all executable (exe, vbs, etc) attatchments are hidden by the client.
    2. Stop designing operating systems where the default user account has write access to system binaries. Make it easy enough to do basic administration without formal administrator access that users don't run with administrator access by default (NT, W2K, XP desktop use).
    Done. Win2k and XP both have System File Protection, which prevents system binaries from being overwritten. And XP makes it much easier to set up non-admin user accounts. The "runas" command makes doing occassional admin tasks really easy.
    3. Build bounds checking into Visual C++, at least as an option. Require programs under development to be tested with bounds checking on in order to detect buffer overflows.
    Done! Look up the -GS option on Visual Studio.net
  102. Re:Band-aid? How do you figure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of the Outlook auto-execute bugs were legitimate buffer overflows.

    As we all know, only Microsoft has buffer overflow problems, while Unix has historically been immune due to the excellent coding practices and the robust standard library.

  103. Goddammit, mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who keeps modding it down? Criticism of slashdot is totally fair and reasonable.

  104. Holy crap by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Wow, this has been the best "/. is sooo biased" thread in a while. Just look at all the responses that treated your post with serious consideration! Sir, I salute you on your excellent troll. Much better than the spammers and crapflooders who call themselves trolls around here.

    P.S. "Bias" is a word whose negative connotation is used to discredit what is really an informed opinion.

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    The enemies of Democracy are
  105. Pet peeve of mine [OT] by The+FooMiester · · Score: 1

    use "viruses". please, for the love of god.

    Actually, if you want to be technical, it's more a trojan than a virus. Viruses (or virii) attach themselves to legetimate code or otherwise alter it, replicate, decimate, etc. Trojans APPEAR to be legitimate code, and do nasty stuff upon execution. This latest outbreak isn't anything legit, and doesn't infect other files.

    Personally, I think labeling all malware as "viruses |viren | virii" is as irritating as calling crackers "hackers" and referring to IRC as "mIRC", and is doubleplus-ungood anyway.

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    The previous has been a secret message to my comrades.
  106. Re:Easier method of prevention... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or "This is not a Hoax!" that would work.

  107. Irradiate the mail by filtersweep · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The post office has taken steps towards irradiating mail. Maybe more ISPs need to "irradiate" email.

    The consumer-level answer (repeated like a mantra) of course is to use anti-virus software, and I find it interesting (and conspicuous) that MS has stayed out of the anti-virus racket- but I suppose one cannot integrate AV software into the OS.

    It still boils down to individual "responsibility"- at home I run no AV software on my windows box, and I've never had a problem. I'm no windows apologist, but the fact remains that most people treat their PCs as if they are leaving their keys in the car, garage door unlocked, etc... I mean, it certainly is more "convenient" to ignore any security precaution in actual life (think airport)- but is it safe? And is it at all convenient to clean up after a security breech?

    Windows *has* most of the tools for a reasonable level of security if only people educate themselves and use them. The widespread problems people experience, such as this, boil down to NOT opening unknown attachments- which is email 101. This STILL boils down to an .exe attachment... it is boring. Show me an actual .txt file that can do some damage and I'm interested!

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    Those that suggest you "dance like no one is watching" really want to see you make a complete fool of yourself.
    1. Re:Irradiate the mail by 90XDoubleSide · · Score: 2
      Show me an actual .txt file that can do some damage and I'm interested!

      Well, this looks just like a .txt in Outlook, which is why it is so clever (for another stupid email worm).

      --
      "Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity" -Alvy Ray Smith
    2. Re:Irradiate the mail by filtersweep · · Score: 1

      "Well, this looks just like a .txt in Outlook"-

      yeah, but still, that has been done before and it really isn't all the clever... I mean using spaces to hide the real extention? It is very amateurish and will only "fool" amateurs.

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      Those that suggest you "dance like no one is watching" really want to see you make a complete fool of yourself.
  108. Re:This would be worse in Linux by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

    >only root can bind to low numbered ports

    So, just bind to some arbitrary high-numbered port, right? I mean, only the worm is going to use this smtp service, who cares if it is on port 25?

  109. That _is_ Sircam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the only one I got was the "I send you this file in order to have your advice" thing like 6 months ago. No Nimda for me, no Sircam, no other elite macro viruses. The "I send you this file in order to have your advice" thing is Sircam.

  110. Watch the comercial again... by srvivn21 · · Score: 2

    None of the people actually using XP get to fly. They are chained to a computer while they watch others fly by. Seriously. Watch it again.

    (Too bad adcritic is no more. They would have had an easily accessable copy of the commercial)

  111. IIRC... by chipuni · · Score: 2
    Name ONE Unix email client stupid enough to auto-execute code. Just one!

    I believe -- correct me if I'm wrong -- that was a problem with the mail client of emacs.

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    Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Or a juggernaut.
    1. Re:IIRC... by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2

      Don't worry - Microsoft built an Outlook Express client for Solaris too.

  112. Re:Okay... so we can't fix the software or the use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, you are sooooo high. Pass me some of those kind Shire buds, will ya?

  113. Hah! by Sanity · · Score: 2
    Linux and OSX are both based on the Unix security model, a fundamentally sound design refined by two decades of real-world practice
    Are you kidding? Security in Unix was an afterthought, and a kludge. The user/group/all methodology is totally inflexible, even NT has a more powerful and flexible file-system security mechanism, even if its user-security mechanism sucks.
    1. Re:Hah! by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 2

      The user/group/all methodology is totally inflexible

      Name one granular thing that you'd like to do with Unix security and don't think is possible, and i'll tell you how to do it.

    2. Re:Hah! by Sanity · · Score: 2

      Easy, allow a file or directory to have different permissions for multiple different groups.

    3. Re:Hah! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

      Easy, allow a file or directory to have different permissions for multiple different groups.

      Try again. It's part of the POSIX ACL standard.

    4. Re:Hah! by Sanity · · Score: 2

      Try again. It's part of the POSIX ACL standard.

      Of course, anything is possible with the right extension, ACL isn't included as standard with any Unix AFAIK and certainly isn't a standard part of Linux. If standard Unix security was truly a "fundamentally sound design" then surely it wouldn't require extensions to perform such a simple task?
    5. Re:Hah! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

      ACL isn't included as standard with any Unix AFAIK

      The fact is that all major commercial unices including SGI IRIX, Digital, HP and Solaris have ACL type extensions in one form or another.

      As far as what constitutes a 'standard' feature under Linux, that is difficult to say. What is quite clear is that there is support for ACL's in both the XFS file system port from SGI and in extensions to ext2/3.

      Samba will actually take advantage of these various ACL implementations and allow mapping of NT ACLs to UNIX hosted SMB shares.

  114. Clever Like A Script Kiddie by hubbabubba · · Score: 1

    Clever implies some sort of ingenuity or originality, neither of which really apply to this worm. If you want to talk about clever, look no further than BadTrans. It had SMTP capability, added an underscore to the return email address to make it more difficult to alert the victim, executed automatically in Outlook's preview pane, replied to your unanswered email, hid the attachment from most email programs AND installed a keystroke logger! Now THAT is clever, not to mention evil. This one is nothing more than script kiddie plagiarism.

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  115. Re:This would be worse in Linux by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    Imagine if you knew what you were talking about, you'd be very dangerous then.

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  116. Re:Mac haters beware! by WildBeast · · Score: 1

    Euh, I've used MS OS's for 8 years now and never had a virus. I've used Linux for 4 years now and never had a virus. I've used OS2 for 6 months and never had a virus. I've used MAC OS for 3 months and never had a virus.

    Grow up dude, when is the last time you saw a power user get hit by a virus?

  117. Credit Card Processing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A Credit Card Processor, CCBill has been hacked and credit cards were stolen. No mention of it on Slashdot. Is it because the site runs Apache/PHP?

    1. Re:Credit Card Processing by pjbass · · Score: 1

      Was it the website OR the database that held the credit cards? I find it difficult to believe a website containing credit cards...

    2. Re:Credit Card Processing by mancuskc · · Score: 1

      Some info:

      > CCBill has had an incident that compromised a minimal percentage of our
      customer's hosting server user names and passwords. While we are
      investigating the circumstances, as an added precaution, we feel it is
      important that all of our customers consider the following:
      >
      > In order for your account to have been potentially affected, your setup
      must meet the following criteria:
      >
      > 1. Unix/Linux box.
      > 2. Submitted ftp/telnet/ssh information about your current server to
      CCBill.
      >
      >
      > At this time we are asking all of our CCBill clients to take the following
      steps:
      >
      > 1. Please change your server password(s) or have your host do so.
      > 2. Please have your host scan your server(s) for an installation of
      'eggdrop' and to see if port 9872 is open.
      > 3. If the instance does occur and your host is unfamiliar with how to
      disable the installation, please have them contact eggdrop@ccbill.com with
      the Subject line - Eggdrop removal - and someone in our support department
      will contact them immediately.
      >
      >
      >
      > We want you to know that:
      >
      > 1. We have corrected the source of the problem.
      > 2. We are working diligently to discover who was behind this.
      > 3. No other systems at CCBill were affected and only hosting passwords
      need to be changed.
      >
      > Any other questions may be addressed to your sales person at CCBill.
      >
      >
      >
      > Ron Cadwell, CEO
      >

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  118. Re:Band-aid? How do you figure? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    one of the previous email worms executed code due to a buffer overflow in Outlook's date parser

    no file extensions, no nothing just a nice juicy malformed header

    using Outlook is stupid merely because of it's ubiquity

    if you must use windows try TheBat!

    it's a great email client with (gasp) regexs for filtering

    and loads of features I've never used (and I've dumped windows since anyway

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    There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
  119. Entire Thread is Off Topic by hubbabubba · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Woulda burned all my mod points to knock even a little bit of this crap down where it belongs, so I'll just burn some karma instead. Word to my fellow moderators: this thread is about a VIRUS, not Slashdot demagoguery, or however you spell it. Please mod ME off-topic so I know at least someone is using their brain. While I'm ranting, how the hell is browsing at -1 while moderating supposed to help contain the trolls. That's how they got to -1 in the first place! Idiots.

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  120. That wasn't his point at all. by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 3

    Please read what he said again.

    There is no perfect email system, and there never will be, but the way Microsoft does things is fundamentally wrong. The default "trust all attachments" behavior of Lookout and Lookout Express, coupled with the default behavior of hiding extensions for known filetypes, mated with most users' general inexperience in all things computer-related equates to one huge fucking train-wreck of a problem, wouldn't you agree?

    This whole mess could easily be avoided (or at least toned way, way down) if Microsoft would wise up and start shipping their mail clients (and their web browsers) with much more locked-down defaults.

    Yes, I'm picking on Microsoft. They're a huge company and a lot of people who simply don't know any better use their products. Their products ought to know better; don't leave security up to the end-user, and don't make the IT guy's job more tedious than it already is.

    - A.P.

    --
    "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
  121. Hmmmm.... sarcasm anyone?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Off-topic huh?

    Gee Mr. Moderator, you think maybe that was meant to be humor, but without having a little smiley :-) there to instruct you to laugh?

    Or maybe you seriously thought I was trying to start a discussion about emacs.... dumbass.

  122. Re:This would be worse in Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this is a troll, but, just in case anyone actually believed it, I ask:

    Which popular MUA on Linux would take an arbitrary attachment and pass it to the shell for execution?

  123. Not sure why this would only have a LOW risk.... by Lawmeister · · Score: 3, Informative

    warning from McAfee, as look at the file listing that is attempted to be deleted (according to McAfee):

    Files being Deleted on an example (win9x) system:
    - c:\WINDOWS\1STBOOT.BMP
    - c:\WINDOWS\ASD.EXE
    - c:\WINDOWS\CLEANMGR.EXE
    - c:\WINDOWS\CLSPACK.EXE
    - c:\WINDOWS\CONTROL.EXE
    - c:\WINDOWS\CVTAPLOG.EXE
    - c:\WINDOWS\DEFRAG.EXE
    - c:\WINDOWS\DOSREP.EXE
    - c:\WINDOWS\DRWATSON.EXE
    - c:\WINDOWS\DRWATSON
    - c:\WINDOWS\DRWATSON\FRAME.HTM
    - c:\WINDOWS\EMM386.EXE
    - c:\WINDOWS\HIMEM.SYS
    - c:\WINDOWS\HWINFO.EXE
    - c:\WINDOWS\JAUTOEXP.DAT
    - c:\WINDOWS\Kacheln.bmp
    - c:\WINDOWS\Kreise.bmp
    - c:\WINDOWS\LICENSE.TXT
    - c:\WINDOWS\LOGOS.SYS
    - c:\WINDOWS\LOGOW.SYS
    - c:\WINDOWS\MORICONS.DLL
    - c:\WINDOWS\NDDEAPI.DLL
    - c:\WINDOWS\NDDENB.DLL
    - c:\WINDOWS\NETDET.INI
    - c:\WINDOWS\RAMDRIVE.SYS
    - c:\WINDOWS\RUNHELP.CAB
    - c:\WINDOWS\SCRIPT.DOC
    - c:\WINDOWS\Setup.bmp
    - c:\WINDOWS\SMARTDRV.EXE
    - c:\WINDOWS\Streifen.bmp
    - c:\WINDOWS\SUBACK.BIN
    - c:\WINDOWS\SUPPORT.TXT
    - c:\WINDOWS\TELEPHON.INI
    - c:\WINDOWS\W98SETUP.BIN
    - c:\WINDOWS\Wellen.bmp
    - c:\WINDOWS\WIN.COM
    - c:\WINDOWS\WIN.INI
    - c:\WINDOWS\WINSOCK.DLL

    That would seem to be pretty destructive to me... Also strange that we can only get a beta DAT file and there is no mention on McAfee's virus alert pages that this thing is out there... tisk tisk how many people will think this is a hoax and run it fscking up their systems...

  124. Hardly... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2
    But seriously, if this wasn't a troll and you really have these complaints you wouldn't be reading /. anymore, would you?

    Sure you would. My first thought was exactly the same: it's not a problem with Windows, it's a problem with a mail client that happens to come with Windows. For crying out loud, the patch for this vulnerability was out nearly a year ago.

    I read /. because it has some interesting news pieces that I follow, and occasionally some informed discussion on subjects that interest me. But I, too, get annoyed when the editors just slap anti-MS FUD all over the intros (and when they reject my submission but run the same story three days later from someone else, etc.). It doesn't do anything for the credibility of the site.

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    If you disagree, post your argument. (-1, Overrated) isn't your personal censorship tool for views you don't like.
    1. Re:Hardly... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      Not that it makes me cool (nothing could), but I've been around /. since it's inception and I certainly don't remember /. ever having any credibility. I mean, I never believed Katz when he said that /. was the source of a great revolution... did you?

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  125. Re:Okay... so we can't fix the software or the use by leonbev · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You've never done corporate IT support, have you? Even if you could convince the pointy-haired bosses to accept these draconian security restrictions, the employees would attempt lynch you for it. Business people don't like being told what they CAN'T do! They aren't like apthetic college students, who usually care less about the rules (unless it affects their precious beer supply).

    If a manager (Or a sales guy, or an accountant, whatever) is used to using IE at home and sending e-mails with pretty fonts and pictures attached, they'll demand that they can do it at work. They'll want to be able to read Word attachments from outside sources, and share files with their co-workers. If you say no, they'll just keep complaining louder to your manager and your manager's managers until someone forces you to cave in to their demands. Most of your changes will get shot down, and you'll put up with a lot of grief in the process.

    Most users don't give a rats ass about security, they just want to be able to do their jobs as quickly and easily as possible. If you try to get in their way, they'll fight you on every change until you get frustrated and give up.

    That's why it's important to make SMALL security improvements, and make them slowly. Start by blocking certain attachments on the server side, and continously remind people not to click on unknown files. Make sure that your virus software runs automatic scans, and updates itself automatically. The users aren't going to do it for themselves, or at least not until they are already infected. Warn constantly, but never try to FORCE anything on your users unless it's absolutely necessary. The nastier you get, the more that they'll start ignoring you.

  126. Re:This would be worse in Linux by grammar+fascist · · Score: 5, Informative

    Umm no only root can bind to low numbered ports (of which port 25 is a member)

    Contrary to popular belief - and it's really, really prevalent on Slashdot nowadays, of all places - you don't need an SMTP server to send an email. You just need a client.

    All you need to do is open a connection to port 25 on an existing SMTP server to send an email to an address it assumes is its own, and send off a bunch of commands: HELO, MAIL FROM, RCPT TO, DATA, and QUIT.

    Try it sometime. Telnet to a mail server on port 25, and type the following commands, without using the backspace key:

    HELO heaven.gov
    MAIL FROM: god@heaven.gov
    RCPT TO: <actual email address>
    DATA
    I've been watching you. Your fly is down.
    .

    QUIT

    Make sure the email address domain is one that the mail server will answer for, otherwise you'll get an error saying it won't relay for you. (Usually.) And make sure the user is a valid user on that domain. If those two requirements are met, you've sent an email - without needing an SMTP server, I might add.

    So if you don't need a server, you don't need to bind a port, and a worm like this could spread through Linux systems the way it spreads through Windows systems.

    --
    I got my Linux laptop at System76.
  127. Re:This would be worse in Linux by drsquare · · Score: 1

    So, how is it going to be chmodded? Magic? How is it going to run on a non-executable partition? Magic again?

  128. Re:This would be worse in Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you don't have to be root to send mail on a unix system.. as someone else mentioned only installing a service that listens on a low numbered port is restricted. You can connect to anyone's low numbered port as a normal user (web browsing and sending email would be rough if you couldn't). And you can also run a dangerous script without the executable bits set:

    $ sh ./virus.sh

    I guess it depends on how MUAs like kmail handle perl and shell scripts and such. Hopefully they force the user to save them to disc.

  129. Re:How could it be more biased ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it true Scott McNealy wants to buy /. so he can shoot even more flaming arrows at Redmond ?

  130. The microsoft Trolls are getting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    touchy, eh? What, the new and improved XP has a serious hole. Gee whiz. I have a suggestion. Why doesn't ms smarten up, and quit trying to reinvent the wheel. Use BSD or something as a base for their pretty face.

    Derek

  131. Objectivity by mizhi · · Score: 2
    Since when has the slashdot crew ever claimed they were objective? Yeah, I agree, /. editors are rather immature at times about *nix vs MS. I read their comments with that in mind even if I do agree with them sometimes. You are perfectly free to continue reading /. and to continue bitching about the constant MS editorializing by the crew, but my opinion is that if you don't want to read it, then don't read /. because I don't think that they're going to change.

    YAY KARMA PLUMMET! :-D

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    Humorless sig goes here.
  132. Re:Okay... so we can't fix the software or the use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. No using IE at work -- Netscape/Mozilla/Konq only. Far fewer vulnerabilities.

    Do you really think that's true? Far more likely that they're every bit as vulnerable, but nobody's looking.

    Mozilla's source code is freely available. I bet that an interested party could work out a buffer overflow of some sort in it.

  133. can I use the f word? Please? pretty please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok. windows. heh.. security. laugh a minute. well... ok the joke died out in about 1996 when we saw even our superiors using it, but ok.. I'll get moderated through slashdots very own bottom for saying this, but it's 100% TRUE!! Please can the world governments and the UN and anyone who's doing a shady job or who has a loud voice pick this one up please?

    Microsoft security is pure "C-O-C-K". !

    wow! shit.. I'm not lying either. it's total front bottom. top A microsoft. delivering pure cock to the customer every time.. like a male pro. phwoar (if you're into that stuff).

  134. *because* they are opinionated bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *because* they are opinionated bastards that put weird, occasionally informative crap up on their show.

    Seems to sum up /. quite well.

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    I don't care what they say about me as long as they spell my name right. - 1930s Hollywood producer

  135. X-box security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAs anyone figured out how to corrupt X-Boxes yet?
    That will be fun for everyone, I'm sure!

  136. Re:Oh, stop with the Windows security remarks alre by ocelotbob · · Score: 1
    And, yeah, if you live in a cave, WinNT ACLs are a far more advanced permissions system than *nix ever dreamed.

    Bzzzt. Wrong. But thanks for playing anyways. You did know that ACLs were innoveted quite a while back on non-NT systems, such as Unix, right? Yeah, stock Linux currently doesn't have ACLs, but most other unices have had ACL support for several years now.

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    Marxism is the opiate of dumbasses

  137. Bias and Journalism by nyet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The idea that "unbiased" journalism is somehow superior is simply wrong. Not because being unbiased is inherently wrong (its not; the opposite is true, being unbiases is always superior), but because there simply is no such thing as "unbiased" journalism.

    I don't know about you, but by FAR the reporting that holds value for me is the kind where the bias is KNOWN. Ever see "The Insider"? Wouldn't you like to know if there is bias mucking with your news organization?

    You are living in a DREAM world if you think your news organizations are giving you unfiltered, unbiased news.

    Time to wake up and do a bit of research son.

    Either that or yours was a masterful troll.

  138. poor appology by Erris · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    What's your point? M$ bought a Quick and Dirty Operting System and did little to improve it's security model? Don't be fooled, this was done for profit not user convenience.

    People have been screaming all along that their approach was irresponsible and would swamp the rest of us in a tide of shit. Bill Gates decided it was time to take over the internet back in 95 or so. He did not ignore the internet in "The Road Ahead" because he was worried about what his half assed OS would do to other people. He ignored it because he had a limited imagination. There is nothing inherently conveinient in the stupid single user mode M$ chose to keep. While the free software community developed unix like file systems with permisions to run multi user OS on top of DOS, Bill Gates started tacking on inconvient and usless things like the loggon screen. As the free software community adopted the tried and true security models of Unix, Bill Gates was busy making a mail client that would auto execute atttachments. Each step of the way, responsible people cried out in alarm. Today we suffer, but none like those who pay to trust M$.

    --
    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
    1. Re:poor appology by mpe · · Score: 2

      There is nothing inherently conveinient in the stupid single user mode M$ chose to keep.

      Indeed there are plenty of inherently inconvenient things (for the end user) connected with the MS model. Specifically where the end user ends up expected to carry out system administration and configuration tasks. Rather than having "local admins", "power users", etc a lot of the time what's needed is a "Let if think it can write to any file" VM or even an overlay file system to handle apps written with single user/no file protection assuptions.

  139. Re:This would be worse in Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> 4) Own SMTP engine, so an Outlook script to warn that there's mail w/ attachments going out is useless. Linux is the perfect environment for a rouge program to set up its own little SMTP server and start spamming out copies of itself. The system is much more open to this kind of infection than a Windows-based machine.
    > Umm no only root can bind to low numbered ports (of which port 25 is a member)

    BZZZT. The worm uses its SMTP code to send mail, not receive it. Any user can do this. RTFLinkedArticle.

  140. All news is slanted. by JeremyYoung · · Score: 2

    All news is slanted, learn it, deal with it, read a variety so you don't fall prey to slant. Let Slashdot be Slashdot. They may lose credibility for offering slant, but you're not going to suddenly reverse that trend by posting telling them to stop.

    All news is slanted, read a variety and if you're lucky you'll get a reasonable perspective.

    --

    Go Lakers!

  141. RTFLinkedArticle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The worm uses its SMTP code to send mail, not receive it. It's a way to bypass any outgoing mail checking Outlook may have enabled.

  142. ./ Fame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the people that send these virii just want to get on Slashdot... :)

  143. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! [Like batemail] by ryanvm · · Score: 2

    WARNING: THIS IS A PLUG FOR MY MAIL FILTER

    I got sick and tired of cleaning viruses off my users' machines and I didn't like any of the current GPL mail filters out there, so I wrote my own!

    It's called batemail. Written in Perl, batemail scans incoming email messages for executable attachments. On finding an executable attachment, batemail saves the attachment on the server (optional) and replaces it with a nice little notice explaining what happened.

    Go ahead and try it. It's been saving my ass for over 6 months now.

  144. no, knowledge to help. by Erris · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Remember, the men behind /. are kids fresh out of school, without any business tact (not that I've shown much, but I'm not being paid to be here...).

    Let's see, I'm 35 and work for a US national sized company. They have not fired me yet, so I must have some tact.

    I'm interested in all the windows worms and I'm glad that Slashdot documents them. Here disasters that cost companies that trust M$ millions of $ are treated rather cooly, exept by folks like me. You see, here I get to scream my head off about how stupid, irresponsible and incompetent the exchange group is. You don't think I'd actually tell anythig to the moron "standardized" on Exchange then got clobbered by all this? I mean, they tried very hard. They spent all the company money on all the band-aid virus checkers, comercial mail filters and what not. Heck, they are still trying very hard to recover all the contacts, email, calender events, daily journals and what not that contained the characters "hi" in them? Nah, they might get their feelings hurt if they learned how badly the company they trusted let us all down. Here I can scream it all out loud, share laments with others who suffer and more important, learn exactly why such things happen and why they will always happen when you do things the M$ way. Slashdot is teaching me with good and bad expamples of how to do things. Shame on M$ for the way they do things. Here I can gloat and bitchslap trolls like you in a way that would get me shitcanned at work. When I'm finished learning good conceptes and taking out my frustration on loosers like you, I can gently suggest things to my co-workers that might improve the place I work. I don't have to gloat about new viruses, the NAV packs and viruses themselves do that for me.

    --
    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
    1. Re:no, knowledge to help. by dev0n · · Score: 1

      I'm interested in all the windows worms and I'm glad that Slashdot documents them.

      at the risk of being modded redundant.. me, too!

      as the support manager at a web hosting company, i use slashdot as a major resource for figuring out when these nasty worms and virii come out. then i am prepared the next day for the rush of people who are having problems with their email, or are complaining about recieving a virus. (why they complain to us, i really don't know.. such is life, i suppose!)

      so yeah.. bring on the virus/worm/anti-MS-FUD stories.. they're USEFUL.

  145. PINE too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.washington.edu/pine/faq/security.html#1 3.3
    http://security-archive.merton.ox.ac.uk/archive- 19 9804/0186.html and http://security-archive.merton.ox.ac.uk/archive-19 9804/0188.html

    Wow, software has bugs. Who'd'a' thunk it.

  146. Competition... by sporty · · Score: 2

    Think of it, if there was more competition, and the numbers were more even, say like Pepsi and Coke are (i think), imagine how many fewer people this would have affected. Just a thought..

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    ping -f 255.255.255.255 # if only

  147. A new category by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe we need a new category for Windoze worms.
    The image could be the Bill-borg with a maggot
    eatting into his head.

  148. Re:Mac haters beware! by yunfat · · Score: 1

    Im not a power user.

    --
    "Smokey, this isn't Nam, there are rules." -Walter
  149. Re:This would be worse in Linux by Door-opening+Fascist · · Score: 1

    Right and yet wrong. Any user can do that, but that user will only affect s/h/it's files. And any sysadmin that runs a program/script without seeing what the program does deserves to be fired.

    One might say that that basically removes any closed source (i.e. M$) programs from the "known-good" list. It should, IMHO; that's the root of all these problems.

  150. That's not what the box said by Erris · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I've seen the NT boxes sitting on shelves where I work, "New Technology". It was not exactly new even then, nor did it thread very well. It was better than their DOS junk, too bad they were so wrong headed as to consider it a "Unix killer". They were clueless then and they are clueless now.

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    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
  151. omg! fake comments! by zenzizi · · Score: 1

    check that ultimate board page!

    michael robertson has a comment on december 10th
    and then all comments are from a user called "reply"..
    they're mostly posted on the same day..
    they pretend to be from lost of various people
    praising the upcoming system..

    if you check reply's profile
    the email is "comments@lindows.com"..

    i have not seen as ridiculous in a long time! :)

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    /// evilloop.com // la route est plus large que longue /
    1. Re:omg! fake comments! by zenzizi · · Score: 1


      oops..
      wrong story..
      sorry..

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  152. Slashcode another victim? by SilentChris · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "as well as using a bunch of spaces to disguise the true extension of the executable"

    You mean the same way some trolls are now hiding Goatsex links by putting a popular site in the front of the url (like Yahoo), having it show [yahoo.com] on Slashdot, then redirecting the user to Goatsex?

    Windows isn't the only one with flaws...

  153. Re:Is a 6ft-deep pothole in front of your car "new by cockeater · · Score: 0

    I'm at the karma cap, and I've been oscillating between 47 and 50 for some time. Does anyone else in that situation agree with my Modest Karma Proposal [slashdot.org]?

    Why don't you just use your points? That's probably what the cap is there for..

  154. Re:Oh, stop with the Windows security remarks alre by rgbrenner · · Score: 1

    I agree with you to some extent. But your argument does not hold up if you compare it to an operating system with a focus on security.

    OpenBSD hasn't had a remote hole (in the default install) in 4 years. Windows, Linux (the majority of Linux distros anyway), and other operating systems are a lot less concerned about security, and often find exploits in them.

    If Linux was run on 98% of computers, there would probably be a few less exploits than Windows. But if it was OBSD, I would be willing to bet there wouldn't be anywhere near as many as Windows or Linux.

  155. Re:This would be worse in Linux by nathanh · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Contrary to popular belief - and it's really, really prevalent on Slashdot nowadays, of all places...

    To be "popular belief" it would need to be a prevailing opinion. The post you responded to is proof of just one person who knows less about SMTP than they thought they did. Hardly prevailing.

    What is really popular right now is the "hate Slashdot" meme. It seems to be trendy to bash Slashdot, people who read Slashdot, people who post to Slashdot, and so on.

  156. Re:This would be worse in Linux by FireWhenRady · · Score: 1

    Actually the standard one, mailx, does when you use the command pi message.
    The message, including attachments, is put on stdin and then given to command string after pipe.
    If the command string does not properly parse the message, it can cause problems.

  157. Re:Duplicate moderation (OT) by "Zow" · · Score: 2

    Okay, it may be in poor form to reply to one's own post, but I have to express my feelings to the moderators (at futile as it may be). Why? I got three people who labeled this post as a troll, and one redundant.

    Let's start with the easy one: it wasn't redundant - I checked the comments before I posted. I didn't see any other post that attempted to make light of the fact that there where two windows security stories in just as many hours.

    Now for the Trolls. You people don't understand what a troll is. A troll is a beast of a post that adds nothing to the discussion, but serves to demean the general humanity of the average slashdot reader. The name troll stems from the passing of Jon Postal (if memory serves - I'm 99% sure on this one), when some trolls started to post offensive comments such as "good riddin's" and the like. At the time, Slashdot was just starting to gain real mainstream exposure and as such, many high profile Internet pioneers had just started to read it. There were many unkind words from them regarding the level of respect that was being expressed towards their friend and collegue, and I'm sure many dismissed /. altogether after that. It was generally thought that there needed to be a label for these types of posts to seperate them from other types of negative posts (flamebait/offtopic/etc), because there is this perception of being worse. To get back to my point, I don't believe that my post in any way insults anyone's basic dignity and it was by no means meant to troll.

    Now, I did rather expect that it would be moderated three ways:

    1. Funny - that is after all the intent behind the message and many of the other readers here share my warped sense of humour.
    2. Flamebait - for the humour impared, my comment could be taken to be nothing more than a jab at our friends at Microsoft.
    3. Overrated - should someone understand that I was trying to be funny, but just think I failed miserably.

    You only have five points. Use them wisely.

    -"Zow"

  158. I don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...why do people continue to use Windows?

    This is ridiculous.

    Are the masses really that stupid???

  159. Re:Okay... so we can't fix the software or the use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Far more likely that they're every bit as vulnerable, but nobody's looking.

    What? Are you out of your mind? So your saying that IE security is so bad because people are picking on it?

    Ohhh The old source code to find the explote idea!

    HA! Yea sure! That sounds WRONG! Microsoft is a Billion Dollar company, and they do have the source code! Maybe they could FIX the friggin thing!

  160. Oh *please*. Like M$ Office is "user-friendly" by Behrooz · · Score: 1

    "Show me a soccor mom that can pick up Linux+StarOffice and use it."

    "Show me an average person that can learn how to open up attachments with one of your "safe" email programs"

    Show me the average non-word-experienced person who can get one of the newer versions of M$ Word to do exactly what they want quickly and simply. Please, try-- I would enjoy watching.

    I've been working front-line tech support for a while, and Office is *NOT* user-friendly to people who are unfamiliar with it.

    Just watch some poor sap trying to write a resume and running into the auto-format and auto-complete stuff. Once that's involved, it's ridiculously difficult to get the results you want unless you know how to get it to go away.

    --
    "We have to go forth and crush every world view that doesn't believe in tolerance and free speech." - David Brin
  161. Gross negligence by Animats · · Score: 2

    This could be gross negligence by Microsoft. They installed a secret privileged program that runs in every Microsoft XP system. This program waits for messages from any outside user and acts upon them. No client system should have something like that installed by default. Microsoft has a whole security system in NT/Win2K/XP; if they wanted to implement a service, it didn't have to run at a high privilege level. They effectively shipped a system with a secret server that runs as root. This is so stupid as to potentially be criminal in states that have "reckless endangerment" laws. (Under the Penal Law, a person acts recklessly when he or she is aware of, but disregards, a substantial and unjustifiable risk that a result will occur or that circumstances exist, where such disregard constitutes a gross deviation from the standard of conduct that a reasonable person would have observed (New York State Penal Law 15.05[3]).)

    1. Re:Gross negligence by dsaraga · · Score: 1

      I agree, it is negligence. However, I imagine the liscence includes some kind of disclaimer regarding the damaging effects of any 'features' of the system. It reminds me of a discussion I had about the responsibility of banks when they over-extend someone's credit to the point that it is damaging. Yes, their client accepted the debt, but as a financial instutition they should be aware of their clients limits for their own risk and take the necessary measures. In that same sense, regardless of any kind of disclaimer that a company (specifically Microsoft) would put on its product to remove itself from any liability, there still has to be some accountability. --Dan

  162. Re:Get a Mail FIlter Already!!! [Like batemail] by pHDNgell · · Score: 1

    Just to attach to the thread of plugs...

    I wrote mailfw the second time we had a problem like this. At my company, it's plucked attachments from 12,823 mails since June 2000.

    It sounds fairly similar, examine every attachment recursively and check both the file extensions and the mime types against a lists, pull the bad content, and deliver the message with a note at the top that lists the things that were removed and why. 18 months without hearing about *that* problem.

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    -- The world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
  163. Re:Band-aid? How do you figure? by ethereal · · Score: 1

    Sure, mistakes can happen in both technologies. But it didn't take the Unix world scads of worms and millions of lost time and money in the business world to figure out that having your email client be hijackable by any email sender in the world is a bad idea. Although I'm not sure if Microsoft "gets it" even now.

    Really, the whole virus/worm email thing is just a symptom of how Microsoft doesn't really understand the Internet as a whole. Their stuff used to only work in a PC context, and later would mostly work for a small workgroup. Now they're working up to corporate-wide software systems, but they still don't really conceive that there will always be part of the 'net that's not run by Microsoft, and thus can't be trusted to play by their (lax) rules.

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    Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

  164. Re:Okay... so we can't fix the software or the use by freeweed · · Score: 4, Interesting
    If a manager (Or a sales guy, or an accountant, whatever) is used to using IE at home and sending e-mails with pretty fonts and pictures attached, they'll demand that they can do it at work.

    If any of these employees wore a bathrobe to the office, and sat all day watching television, I'd fire their ass in no time flat. Yet they do this at home all the time.

    I don't mean to come off as a flame, as I agree for the most part with your post, but employees are paid to do a job, and to do as *I* the employer says with *my* equipment. A huge problem with email viruses is that because they're computer related, we somehow feel we shouldn't be able to hold employees accountable for their actions. If an employee doesn't want to lock his house door, fine. If he leaves my office door unlocked after hours, he's gone. When I tell an employee "DO NOT open email attachments" and they do, I'm sorry, but the employee is at fault.

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  165. you're one to talk, numbnuts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    posting as AC is so leet.

  166. Re:This would be worse in Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in my case:

    tail -f /var/spool/mail/meuser

    and use echo "text" | mail -s replying back@to.you

  167. OT: Browsing at -1... by FunkyRat · · Score: 1

    ...isn't meant to help contain the trolls, but rather to catch instances where a good comment has been unfairly modded down.

    Otherwise, I agree with you.

  168. Re:This would be worse in Linux by moyix · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've seen quite a few comments along the lines of "you don't need a server running to send e-mail!" While this is technically true, the fact of the matter is that this worm does (if I'm reading what's here correctly), in fact, run its own SMTP server. Therefore, in this specific instance at least, the worm's impact would be minimized by denying non-admins access to low ports.

  169. You left out the real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You left out:
    (C) Windows and Outlook are the most virus-friendly products of their types, that ever existed. It's almost like Microsoft went out of their way to support malware. The next version will probably ship with a full virus-support API called virus.dll..

    Prior to Windows, had anyone ever even considered having the OS load and execute code from removable media, triggered merely by the insertion of such media? Windows can do that with CDs.

    Prior to IE, had anyone ever even considered having a web browser download and execute binaries from an untrusted machine, without even running it in a sandbox or with some other restricted access? That's what IE can do with ActiveX controls.

    Prior to Outlook, had anyone ever even considered having an email reader, that would execute an attached script by clicking on the attachment? That's what Outlook can do.

    You're wrong that Linux or MacOS or any other non-MS product would have the same problems if they were on top, because nobody other than Microsoft would ever, or has ever, made such shoddy products. If you produce software of random attributes (i.e. let a monkey pick what the program will do, by throwing his turds at a chart and then looking at where the splotches are), it still comes out being safer than Microsoft's stuff. Because, you see, MS isn't merely below-average quality. It's not like their in the 55th percentile in terms of quality. They're in the 99-100% area. It's like, as bad as anything can be. It is actually requires effort to imagine something worse.

    (And moderators, before you label this troll or flamebait, actually look into the subject matter first. I know, I know, it's hard to believe that any OS would really load and execute code from a CD upon insertion, that an email reader would execute an attached script by clicking on it, or that a web browser would execute code that it downloaded from a web page. You're thinking: he's got to be making this crap up -- he's a troll. Even computers in science-fiction movies wouldn't be that stupidly designed. But no, it actually happened in real life and millions of people are having to deal with it every day. Truth really is stranger than fiction.)

    1. Re:You left out the real reason by Sloppy · · Score: 2

      That's the point the MS apologists seem to be missing. Lots of programmers can make the kinds of mistakes that lead to buffer overflow vulnerabilities, etc. But the vulnerabilities you listed aren't something that merely stupid/unskilled/inexperienced programmers can make. This class of mistakes requires something a little extra: stupidity combined with arrogance. It is the combination which Londo Mollari praised as being so efficient, and I guess Microsoft is a very efficient company. No other software company has the ability to combine those two qualities so efficiently.

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  170. It's worse than you think. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 2


    A lot of people don't realize how bad the situation is with Microsoft. They read a story on Slashdot, and think that Slashdot is exaggerating the problems. The opposite is true. There are many, many problems you never hear about on Slashdot. For example, this just arrived:

    Title: SQL Server Text Formatting Functions Contain unchecked Buffers.
    Date: 20 December 2001
    Software: Microsoft SQL Server 7.0 and Microsoft SQL Server 2000
    Impact: Run code of attacker's choice on server, denial of service
    Max Risk: Moderate
    Bulletin: MS01-060

    Microsoft encourages customers to review the Security Bulletin at: http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bulletin /MS01-060.asp.


    If you read all the advisories, it is possible to come to the conclusion that there seems to be a lot of sloppy code in Microsoft products.

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  171. Re:Okay... so we can't fix the software or the use by Phroggy · · Score: 2

    You sound like someone who would like to be in an IT department, but never has been. Most of your suggestions explicitly violate company policy at most large corporations.

    1. Many intranet Web sites only work correctly in Internet Explorer, because of incompetent coders. This could be fixed by firing the web design staff and hiring new ones for more money, and training them in company procedures and such. Sometimes, sites operated by your vendors don't work correctly in other browsers; this cannot be fixed.

    2. Managers really like Outlook. Exchange does have some nice features. People like the convenience of being able to embed a table in their e-mail message just by copying and pasting from Excel to Outlook, and having it open as a normal e-mail without the recipients having to save an attachment and launch Excel. Bottom line is, managers like it, and they're the ones who pay your salary.

    3. Many companies wouldn't punish that, if the user didn't know they were doing it. So, it's already being treated the same way.

    4. Documents that employees create that could potentially be saved in RTF files are not the cause of virus propagation. Restricting users wouldn't help.

    By the way, regarding #1, my preferred browser is Mozilla. I work for a large DSL ISP. Our internal database system doesn't work in Mozilla. One of the internal telco web sites we use doesn't work in Mozilla. Another internal telco web site might work in Mozilla, except it uses Java for something, and when I tried to get Java to work it crashed.

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  172. I'd like to be on your team. by EdlinUser · · Score: 1

    You have an understanding of how it really works.
    Idealism is great, but reality is where we live.
    I'm guessing that you are a well placed, well paid person in charge of big things. RU?

  173. Outrageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    When I read this article I couldn't believe I was reading slashdot. I didn't think some bad non-threat virus warning article would ever be posted to slashdot.

    As a starter I can say that I work for an antivirus company as a virus analyzer. I have analyzed and written detection/repair for atleast a few hundred viruses/worms/trojan.

    In regards to this article, I have to start by pointing out the fact that NOTHING in this worm is new. In fact, this worm is something I consider a non-threat.
    Secondly, this worm is written in VB. In other words, if you don't have MSVBVM60.DLL, the worm is not going to work.

    Clever bits include running its own SMTP service...
    Do you have any idea what it means to have its own SMTP service?? It takes roughly 40 lines of code to get you own "SMTP Service". It so simple, that it's hardly worth mentioning.

    No doubt countless copycats will soon follow...
    THIS IS A COPYCAT. Sircam for one has it's own SMTP services, and Nimda uses the IFRAME exploit (and so does atleast 20 worms released BEFORE this one).

    This is a copycat worm, written in Visual Basic, that introduces nothing new and will not spread.

    Sorry for posting anonymously, but I figured that was the safest thing to do...

  174. Two things: by fractaltiger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, it has its own mailer engine? I am genuinly interested on acquiring it to see how I can use it for good things so that I won't have to use Outlook all the time. Does this mailer work as a spam mailer?

    This program can send mail using only 110K of code. Outlook is pretty big. Why do viruses have to be so DAMN efficient?

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  175. "Relentless Finger.." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bubba earlier wrote that /.ers should
    "Stop pointing the relentless finger at Microsoft every chance you get."

    But why? They keep giving us the finger every chance they get.

    Just my 0.02 U$D,

    Thumper

    M$-free since 1997 (Thanks, Juergen!)

  176. Something is wrong with the icon by JSR+$FDED · · Score: 1

    How come the snapshot at

    http://www.datafellows.com/v-descs/welyah.shtml

    shows the icon of a .txt file if it is really a .pif file?

    No matter how many spaces you put before it, Windows' file association mechanism should be able to display the correct icon and hence, tip off the user.

    Is this virus for real?

    1. Re:Something is wrong with the icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, Winblows is a bit too clever for it's own good. If you haven't told it to show extensions on all files rather than only on known file types, then it will only show everything upto the last dot.

      Therefore, if someone sent an attachment called "bob.txt.exe", you would only see "bob.txt". That is, unless, you have told it to show extensions on all files.

    2. Re:Something is wrong with the icon by OpCode42 · · Score: 2

      Right, its been a while since I used windows, but this is what I guess is happening.

      The email is faking the mime type, and telling windows that the attachment is text, hence displaying the notepad icon.

      When the attachment is d/clicked, windows sees the .pif extention and runs it as a .pif

      I have been able to mess about with this type of mime/extention trickery and make a web page open a word document with the content "You tosser! This could have been a virus!"

  177. Re:Duplicate moderation (OT) by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2

    I thought it was funny - if the thought counts. Got nailed myself the other day on a joke that was modded poorly (IMHO).

  178. Re:Not sure why this would only have a LOW risk... by Pete+(big-pete) · · Score: 2

    Maybe you'd like to know how McAfee assess risk?

    There are also more details available about AVERT Risk Assessment if you are really interested.

    -- Pete.

  179. Re:This would be worse in Linux by akc · · Score: 1
    All you need to do is open a connection to port 25 on an existing SMTP server to send an email to an address it assumes is its own, and send off a bunch of commands: HELO, MAIL FROM, RCPT TO, DATA, and QUIT.

    Why bother? - the domain you are sending your e-mail to has an SMTP server just happy to take your e-mail. Just look up the MX record of the outgoing mail addresses domain and connect directly to port 25 at that address.

  180. Still waiting for the LEGAL virus. by Restil · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine if you will....

    You get an email with an executable attachment.

    The attachment executes automatically, because we WANT it to do that.

    Upon execution, a EULA pops up, with a "licence agreement" that states the following:
    - The program being executed will automatically forward itself to a significant number of people using a variety of means
    - Some type of modification will take place to your file system.
    - By clicking OK you AUTHORIZE this to happen, and claim full responsibility for any damage that
    is caused as a result.

    And most importantly, if the cancel button is pressed, the program won't execute.

    Chances are good that 90% of the people who would be affected by an illegal virus will just as happily click OK without reading anything. The fact of the matter is, the virus will cause the same amount of damage, but the author could probably plaster his name all over it and not fear any legal repercussions.

    Of course, there's always the issue of intent. Bottom line, authorized or not, the INTENT of the program was to cause havok of the same nature as a virus. But in the end, it would sure make an idiot out of anyone who spread it.

    And maybe, just maybe, it MIGHT result in people actually READING the EULA's. Yeah.. I know.. I'm dreaming.

    -Restil

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    1. Re:Still waiting for the LEGAL virus. by mr3038 · · Score: 2
      And maybe, just maybe, it MIGHT result in people actually READING the EULA's. Yeah.. I know.. I'm dreaming.

      Or it might finally result in making ALL "press enter to agree" EULAs to be void. Yeah... I'm dreaming.

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  181. Couldn't resist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Thank heavans you are not an English major.

    Thank heavens you're not, either, dipshit. Somehow, I'd think that if you were going to insult someone for their grammar or spelling, you'd take the time to spell-check (or at a minimum proof-read) your own post before displaying your own ignorance to the world. Kind of like how those baboons at the zoo feel the insane compulsion to display their hideous red asses to everyone. Ah, well, at least you've allowed me to take my first step on the long road to trolling. Thanks!

  182. Re:Oh, stop with the Windows security remarks alre by mpe · · Score: 2

    however,the steps MS has taken to make Windows 'user-friendly' make it EASIER to take advantage of those holes

    Considering that some of these features are more often used by malware than users. Indeed typically users don't even know the "feature" is there. Maybe "virus friendly" would be more applicable than "user friendly".

  183. Message Labs/McAffe by rhs98 · · Score: 0

    They don't seem to have heard of this virus yet! quite worring as my company uses them...

    Russ

  184. the E-mail Sanitizer may help by hany · · Score: 1

    From what I saw at Symantec's page the E-mail sanitizer made by John D. Hardin may help you to deal with this worm. Sanitizer can be found at here and is designed for usage on mail servers with perl and either sendmail or qmail installed.

    I'm using this sanitizer for about a year and I'm very content - it saved me a lot of headaches.

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  185. Re:Oh *please*. Like M$ Office is "user-friendly" by mpe · · Score: 2

    Just watch some poor sap trying to write a resume and running into the auto-format and auto-complete stuff.

    Tweak these a little and you have a cypher machine instead of a word processor. They can be a real big problem on networks where several users use a machine...

  186. The great Outlook patch that nobody uses by Mr_Silver · · Score: 5, Informative
    Since this submission was rejected by the editors, I think that here is going to be as good a place as any for it.

    Have a read of this article at Wired entitled "The Great MS Patch Nobody Uses". (brief extract below).

    A free, downloadable update that transforms Microsoft's Outlook into a significantly more secure e-mail application has languished virtually ignored on Microsoft's website for more than a year.

    Although the majority of recent viral attacks have come compliments of worms that don't rely only on e-mail to spread, the Outlook E-mail Security Update (OESU) can stop or greatly lessen the impact of most malicious code, such as BadTrans and SirCam, if only people would download and install it.

    OESU blocks the receipt and transmission of most of the e-mail attachments that typically can contain virus or worm code. The update also stops malicious code from spreading by blocking unauthorized access to Outlook and its address book. Many viruses and worms spread by surreptitiously e-mailing themselves to e-mail addresses culled from an infected computer's system files.

    Funny how if the other 99% of people had this patch then virus spreading would drop drastically.

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  187. Picking out Microsoft software for my company. by synq · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In 1997 (I think it was could have been 1998 though) the company I work for Delft Hydraulics used Z-mail as the windows platform e-mail client (they used popmail, a text based e-mail client on dos).

    I was presented the task of picking out a browser and an e-mail client for the windows95 platform we were preparing to roll out (about 400 computers used by the people that design dykes and harbours for places all over the world).

    I knew some software but to be fair I started looking around for all kinds of e-mail packages and browsers. Z-mail was not really an option because it was unstable and required a lot of ram. After playing around with some five or six different e-mail packages the choices became evident.

    The advantage of having a browser e-mail combination ruled out all of the separate e-mail programs, not that I found a lot of great ones. (Pegasus, Z-mail, pine, IMC and Eudora where all missing some functionality I whished for our company.)

    So the choice was between Microsoft's Internet Explorer in combination with Outlook Express (I never considered Outlook an option since we use sendmail for mail exchange from the early beginnings of the internet in the 80's) or Netscape Communicator (including Navigator, Mail, Calendar and some more stuff).

    I summed up the advantages and disadvantages for all products and stated that the software of my choise was the Netscape package.

    But, my superiors ruled out Netscape. They did not want to pay $50,- per computer for 'just a browser and an e-mail package' when they could get Internet Explorer and Outlook Express for 'free'. Back then I was in no position to tell them the $50,- was really worth not using all software of one vendor. Today I could, but not back then. So am I to blaim for getting Outlook Express into the company?

    1 month after we started to roll out windows95 everywhere the Netscape Communicator package was suddenly available at no cost. But by then Netscape had lost and Microsoft had put it's monopoly foot deep into our company.

    We are still using windows95 with Microsoft Office and Internet Explorer and Outlook Express to this very day. All email virus and worm checking is performd by our e-mail server and a strong firewall in combination with PC viruschecking software should keep browser virus out.

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  188. Re:This would be worse in Linux by sebol · · Score: 1

    the worm's smtp dont have to be at port 25,
    if the smtp port is 12345 , the worm still can use it. it's private smtp not public

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  189. Re:Easier method of prevention... by pipeb0mb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not_a_Virus_.exe

    :-)

  190. Re:Okay... so we can't fix the software or the use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm one of the pointy-haired bosses in question. The problem with every profession on the world, be it IT people, bosses or telephone sanitizers, is that we WAY overestimate the importance of our own field. The importance of IT security in a business is medium-to-low - I would rather invest in a company with mediocre IT security than, say, mediocre product quality or mediocre financial controlling. Then you have distribution, marketing, billing, support, product development, etc. etc. - all of them areas which have their own claims to importance in the company.

    My point is that planning to require an entire company to use non-familiar PC tools to prevent computer virii is as appropriate as throwing everyone out for an hour during business hours just to clean telephones. It is certainly the way the phone sanitizer would prefer to do it, but he will just have to do it after hours to minimize the efficiency loss. The same way, IT people will have to keep fighting the IT security battle without too much disruption to corporate communications or too much requirements for IT/PC retraining of the employees. Get used to it.

  191. zdnet for unbiased reporting? by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 2

    right...

    good thing MS doesnt have a large stake in zdnet, or else, i'd worry about the bias in their reporting.

    at least with /., you KNOW they hate MS. ZDNet pretends to be unbiased, but it just a MS shill.

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    1. Re:zdnet for unbiased reporting? by eddy+the+lip · · Score: 1

      too true...i didn't mean to imply that i think of zdnet as unbiased, just boring as hell.

      although i have lately been wondering if their reporting is getting marginally better. they seem to even be willing to point out the occasional MS flaw...something i don't ever remember them doing not so long ago. but i don't really spend much time there.

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  192. Re:This would be worse in Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think its important to reflect why this meme has gained steam. Slashdot for too long now has overstepped the bounds of good reason in its mob mentality regarding certain issues (*cough* micros~1). Its time to step back from the brink.

  193. Nonsense by FreeUser · · Score: 2

    If standard Unix security was truly a "fundamentally sound design" then surely it wouldn't require extensions to perform such a simple task?

    Nonsense.

    There are many fundamentally sound designs which do exactly what is intended, and required, and are then extended in some form because creative people have come up with a new problem domain in which they would like to use the aforementioned design.

    UNIX security is fundamentally sound. However, some users want greater flexibility than the basic UNIX security implimentation allows, without losing the fundamentally sound security UNIX offers. Enter an extention (in this case ACLs) to an already fundamentally sound system.

    In short, your logic is flawed. The desire to build upon and extend something does not in any way imply it is not sound in its own right, any more than the desire to build a fifty story building implies that the underground foundation and subbasements are somehow not "fundamentally sound."

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    1. Re:Nonsense by Sanity · · Score: 2
      By your reasoning virtually everything is "sound" since if it doesn't meet people's needs, it can be extended to do so.

      If Unix security was so sound then why is it so easy for me to write a virus, put it in a .deb or an .rpm, and gain control over someone's computer? The only thing which makes Unix appear more secure is the relative lack of insecure applications such as MS Outlook, and the relative disinterest virus writers seem to have in writing Unix viruses.

  194. Same here by budgenator · · Score: 2

    My wifes almost exactly the same and has no problem, sure she needs me to occasionaly admin some thing or install something, but so does the boss on a WindowsME® machine, what's the diff?

    The biggest diff is Microsoft® all but pays OEM to pre-install windows®. Once I was spec'ing a SCO boxen and the local 'puter store responded to my telling them that a windows install was unnecessary, "for $40.00 we'll remove the software"!

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  195. Sigh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, learn the proper English plural of the word 'virus.'

    There's no need to be making up words in hopes of sounding smarter. You only end up looking silly.

  196. Bleh, come on, you are smarter than this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, learn the proper English plural of the word 'virus.'

    There's no need to be making up words in hopes of sounding smarter. You only end up looking silly....

    .
    .

  197. How to email a legitimate exe,vbs,etc with Outlook by Grax · · Score: 1

    Attach the legitimate file to your document by dragging it onto your message, selecting insert file or whatever.

    Right click on the attachment and select properties.

    Change name from legitimate.exe to legitimate.exe.binary (or whatever. be creative)

    Send message.

    Call and reassure the recipient that your .exe file won't destroy his hard drive on purpose.

    (I haven't actually tested it. Since most of our company's email clients run on Linux we don't have a serious need for mail filtering at the mail server.)

  198. Re:Is a 6ft-deep pothole in front of your car "new by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
    • I'm at the karma cap, and I've been oscillating between 47 and 50 for some time. Does anyone else in that situation agree with my Modest Karma Proposal?
    No agreement here. Yeah, I watched my karma sink to the 50 cap due to some comments being overrated and thusly reassed by subsequent moderators and I've been fluctuating between 47 - 50 points for...how long has the cap been in place?...well, since 2 weeks after the cap was put in place. Yeah I hate it when I have a day of +5's and the only change in karma comes when I make a really lame post and it gets -1'ed. But, come on. This is really no big deal. All you have to do to rectify the situation is post intelligently (and/or homourously) and you'll cap out again. Once you're at 47, being modded up too high and down a bit evens out. Actually, my theory is that if you hit 50 and stay there very long you're not taking enough risks in your postings and are too intent on keeping the precious '50' score. Perhaps the best sign of community involvement is a karma of 47. It shows appreciation from others for you efforts but also that you're pushing the limits to keep things interesting.

    Besides, being at 50 is no different, in effect, than being at ... what's the magic number for +1 Bonus? ... it's not as if you get more moderator points for being at 50 or that you get to see stories 5 minutes before anyone else...

    As I write this my karma is at 50. I expect to be in the good land of 45-47 shortly...

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  199. Re:Okay... so we can't fix the software or the use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, it's a bit drastic.

    None of your suggestions are really any more drastic than a doctor saying, "Don't have unprotected sex with strangers." I mean, seriously, what's the difference?

    I guess there's a lot of people who don't want to follow that advice. They would rather live in denial. Fine, it's their lives. It's their heads they're playing russian roulette with. But much like watching celebrities die of AIDS in the 80s, getting big cleanup bills for virus damage will eventually get the public's attention.

    In the mean time, we'll enjoy sending out the bills. If you're a stockholder in one of these companies, you might want to ask yourself: why are you throwing away so much of your money to employ us to do something that used to never need be done? Bring that up at the next shareholder meeting, because it's actually pretty damn easy to eliminate that expense. If the people you're paying to run the company won't take the easy and inexpensive way out, then fire them, because they are defrauding you.

  200. Fashionably trendsetting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Slashdot is crap!!!

    Okay, am I cool now?

  201. Yeah But... by max_power26 · · Score: 1

    I guess it works but...It seems that this thing just doesn't let you open any exe files and a bunch of other one's
    What if i get an executable or a MDB or a whatever that I want and is not a virus? They have to mail me a disk with the thing or what?

    I don't see a lot of companies implementing this really. Plus, why should I get screwed by not being able to recieve files when its really only the guys who open the LetsBeFriend.txt.vbs who are the problem?
    I don't mean to sound to much like a raging liberal but I think that these people who open them just need to be educated as to what not to open. Or, of course, make outlook a little safer in general, not by blocking things that could, possibly, be a problem. Its like not letting people logon to their computer because they might fuck it up. (Sometimes this doesn't sound like that bad an idea, I know.)

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  202. Re:Okay... so we can't fix the software or the use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell it to the CIO/CEO. They won't touch anything non-MS.

  203. Criminal Law outweighs any software EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If some software license/EULA/terms of use, etc is found to be in conflict with a criminal law, guess which one reigns supreme there pardner?

  204. Re:Oh, stop with the Windows security remarks alre by mitheral · · Score: 1
    In NT, you need to be an Administrator to do that kinda stuff. Not a User.

    This is true. However take a little poll of the NT users you know. Most are runnning with local administrator rights. "Why?" you ask. Because most programs do not function correctly otherwise. I have to secure NT machines in an academic enviroment and it blows me away how many major apps *cough* AutoDesk *cough* assume the user has not only local admin rights but is the only user of that machine. Everytime a new version of an application comes out I have to spend hours tweaking it to get it to run on a locked down multi user workstation.

  205. Avast Matey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    (goddamn little bratboys- last decade you all wanted to be journalists, the decade before firemen, the decade before railroad engineers, before that riverboat captains....)

    No, we all wanted to be pirates, at least until we learned to be PC.

  206. More (Microsoft-inspired and paid?) Nonsense by FreeUser · · Score: 2

    By your reasoning virtually everything is "sound" since if it doesn't meet people's needs, it can be extended to do so.

    Nonsense.

    I merely stated that wishing to add additional functionality to an already sound system does not, in any way, imply that the aforementioned system is unsound. The discussion was about adding and extending functionality, which is not at all the same thing at all as fixing an inherent flaw in design or implimentation. Hint: fixes repair flaws which break things; extentions merely add functionality (and perhaps add new flaws as well, but creaping featurism is a subject for another day). Your comment clearly confuses the two.

    UNIX security meets the fundamental need it is designed to address: keeping a multi-user system secure from the depradations of the malicious and/or the inept. It is fundamentally sound and has withstood the test of time very well, certainly better than its most well-known competitor.

    If Unix security was so sound then why is it so easy for me to write a virus, put it in a .deb or an .rpm, and gain control over someone's computer?

    That is, of course, more nonsense. In the case of RPMs you would need to compromise the maintainer's secret GPG/PGP key to have your trojanned RPM installed. Similarly you would need to gain trusted access to deb servers in order to get your trojan deb disseminated (though the maintainers have not, as of yet, begun using GPG signatures in ernest the way they should. Even so, good luck cracking an apt-get server ... it is most likely running on a robust UNIX box, protected by a fundamentally sound security paradigm (remarkably identical to what is being discussed here)).

    Both are non-trivial problems (cracking GPG signatures and breaking into RPM/DEB servers) ... far easier to exploit one of the countless gaping holes in Microsoft's Operating Systems and Internet Server packages.

    The only thing which makes Unix appear more secure is the relative lack of insecure applications such as MS Outlook, and the relative disinterest virus writers seem to have in writing Unix viruses.

    There is a reason for the lack of insecure applications, and the lack of interest on the part of virus writers in writing UNIX viruses, worms, and the like. The fundamentally sound and well tested UNIX security paradigm makes it difficult to write viruses, or worms, which have any significant ability to spread or to cause any but the most localized of damage (localized to one user, unable even to damage the rest of the machine, much less do antying to remote machines). There are occasional bugs, and occasional exploits which result, but the underlying design and paradigm are sound and very well tested, and UNIX systems as a whole tend to be quite secure. A virus/worm/trojan author is going to find little fulfillment in writing attacks with such limited applicability and impact.

    Microsoft, on the other hand, has extended what amounts to an open invitation to such people to attack its platform, with its shoddy security policies, flawed implimentations, and willingness to keep information on security flaws out of the hands of security professionals and network administrators for extended periods of time, even denying such flaws exist, while the system cracker underground freely exploits them. Why write a virus, worm, or trojan that has to talk the user into doing something they normally wouldn't, and when finally run can only harm that user's home directory and has little if any ability to spread beyond that machine or infect much of anything else? Far easier and more rewarding to those of malicious intent to throw together a quick VB script which accepts one of any number of Microsoft's invitations to mayhem, with often devistating results.

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  207. Re:Oh, stop with the Windows security remarks alre by cscx · · Score: 1

    I'll agree with that. Perhaps the software writers need to be more aware of this when writing their code...

  208. Re:This would be worse in Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What is really popular right now is the "hate Slashdot" meme.

    Yeah, I'm sure that's just a trend. Of course, there is always the possibility that Slashdot really does suck ... nah!

  209. What are you talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are ".PIF and .SCR files"?

  210. UNIX == LOW risk :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Interestingly enough, if the virus targets UNIX systems, they call it low risk. :-)

  211. Vengeful moderator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was moderated as FLAMEBAIT (which is laughable) on Dec 28 - 7 days after I wrote it. It was moderated 2 minutes after another multi-day old post in a completely different topic. It's obvious a weenie with moderator points is going through my history and having a good time. Cool.

  212. Re:Fuck your opinion by MOOSTR · · Score: 1

    alright this is a news post....a new worm in windows....well that's news....and they have EVERY fucking right to put that little sarcastic comment at the end of this post....do you know why? Because this is THEIR site and they can do or say whatever they want within legal bounds...and it's no doubt that microsoft security has been questionable since as far back as i can remember so in my opinion (which counts) the sarcastic remark suits the story...but like the subject...fuck your opinion stupid fuck

  213. YHBT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t