"A government source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, suggested that the websites in question may have had links to child porn, utility hacking guides, and terrorist activity. They could not say exactly due to the ongoing investigation."
Just serve up a web page that looks exactly like your router's settings menu. They'll log in with admin / admin and THINK they're in. In reality they're just playing with widgets that aren't bound to anything at all.
I think they get a lot of the stuff supplied to them, or they go into debt to acquire all the "things" that make people think that they have a lot of money.
I also think they get supplied with drugs until they get hooked, and then they'll sign anything to get more coke now okay just hand over the FUCKING COKE before I kill you for it. [see Lohan, Lindsay]
Yeah, it was sarcasm. In real life, I'm a vegetarian, I bike to work, and I clean up other people's trash all the time. I actually go diving to pick up the stuff that other people have dumped into the ocean.
If they use monkeys and the US uses robots, we can rig up some Predator drones with cameras, hook the whole thing up to pay-per-view, and then start trucking in the weed, twinkies, Playboy, fruit, female monkeys, oil, booze, and blackjack.
Hey, people can PAY to have the trucks come in. "$50 more and the US gets the truck of bananas."
I've never seen two at a time yet, so it hasn't come up in conversation.:D Technically, it's octopi; colloquially, it's octopus; some say octopuses or octos.
There are marine biologists who specialize in cephalopods; they've tried all kids of communication, from colour flashing to sound to chemicals to just talking to them. (They're making that "ah-blah-esp-ahn-ul" sound again.)
An octopus can use tools and can manipulate locks and navigate tunnels. They're very dextrous. They build dens and other things. They don't smelt metal (an octopus with eight swords?), wear clothes (too many legs -- hard to hem), or surf the web (they love hentai) but I wouldn't be surprised if we found a smarter species down in the deep.
Actually, I'd be fucking astonished, but it would be more likely than finding an alien species in my lifetime. At least there's evidence of life on this planet.
Octopus are intelligent; they figure that they have the rough brain capacity of a four-year-old. They are alien; they live underwater, they are cephalopods, and they do not use audio communication. They are novel; I dive, and all the divers I know love to find octos.
They are closer to us than any alien could possibly be, but we can't communicate with them at all. I find it unlikely at best that we could have any communication whatsoever with a species from another solar system.
Most people on this planet never stick their heads under the water at all.
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"A government source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, suggested that the websites in question may have had links to child porn, utility hacking guides, and terrorist activity. They could not say exactly due to the ongoing investigation."
Just serve up a web page that looks exactly like your router's settings menu. They'll log in with admin / admin and THINK they're in. In reality they're just playing with widgets that aren't bound to anything at all.
No, you're a sleeper. Get back to work.
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE
In England, it's always Albanians or Romanians. Counts, the lot of them.
FTFY
That's called "The Stranger".
This was a beautiful response and your kids will eventually thank you for your attitude.
Yes, you're perfectly correct that they're neither liberal nor conservative. They aren't even left- or right- wing. They're all a bunch of fascists.
A conservative government would have a small footprint, providing minimal services and not spending more than it takes in.
A liberal government would have few, if any, rules.
I think I saw the quote here on /. first, but it's by Twain. "Censorship is saying a man can't have a steak because a baby can't chew it."
If only more of them had a clit...
Story of my life, man.
Maybe they aren't.
I think they get a lot of the stuff supplied to them, or they go into debt to acquire all the "things" that make people think that they have a lot of money.
I also think they get supplied with drugs until they get hooked, and then they'll sign anything to get more coke now okay just hand over the FUCKING COKE before I kill you for it. [see Lohan, Lindsay]
You've got to use stalkers.
"It would be really... neat if the lawn got mowed."
"I think the paint is flaking off the side of the house. I think this colour would look really hot, don't you?"
THEN you get a restraining order.
I plan to wait forever.
I don't want a cell phone at all.
Probably because it's dangerous to pick on serial killers as a group.
"We call this one the "Genetic Researcher Decapitator".
Also, genetics does not work that way. Either you're an epically great troll or you simply didn't take any biology at any time in your life.
Yeah, it was sarcasm. In real life, I'm a vegetarian, I bike to work, and I clean up other people's trash all the time. I actually go diving to pick up the stuff that other people have dumped into the ocean.
Why not?
Just as long as you remember that once you engage in the combat, you are also a fair target.
Wait just a minute.
If they use monkeys and the US uses robots, we can rig up some Predator drones with cameras, hook the whole thing up to pay-per-view, and then start trucking in the weed, twinkies, Playboy, fruit, female monkeys, oil, booze, and blackjack.
Hey, people can PAY to have the trucks come in. "$50 more and the US gets the truck of bananas."
The free hand of the market at work.
Condoms are differentially permeable membranes.
Think about that for a minute, or twenty, which is how often they recommend changing gloves if you work with blood.
Don't shower with money shot, since that would probably have the opposite effect.
Do what I do and throw in in a ditch or lake. You've already paid for someone to fish it out and dipose of it properly.
That's the only way my employer will let me have a vacation, if someone abducts me! I get called back in every time I get a vacation approved.
It would be great if you could arrange the pickup as you're walking down the street with your boss.
"So yeah, I know you've got plane tickets but you'll have to come in on Saturday and ..."
*screech*
"That's him -- get him"
*grab, shove, drive*
"... what the fuck?"
Then when you come back tell him you have to take some personal time, and you'll be back in a few weeks.
I was born in 1977, so no, I don't remember a time when Astronauts ever went to the moon.
We gave up on space exploration in 1972.
Uh, they do. It's called "fertilizer".
I've never seen two at a time yet, so it hasn't come up in conversation. :D Technically, it's octopi; colloquially, it's octopus; some say octopuses or octos.
There are marine biologists who specialize in cephalopods; they've tried all kids of communication, from colour flashing to sound to chemicals to just talking to them. (They're making that "ah-blah-esp-ahn-ul" sound again.)
An octopus can use tools and can manipulate locks and navigate tunnels. They're very dextrous. They build dens and other things. They don't smelt metal (an octopus with eight swords?), wear clothes (too many legs -- hard to hem), or surf the web (they love hentai) but I wouldn't be surprised if we found a smarter species down in the deep.
Actually, I'd be fucking astonished, but it would be more likely than finding an alien species in my lifetime. At least there's evidence of life on this planet.
Octopus.
Octopus are intelligent; they figure that they have the rough brain capacity of a four-year-old. They are alien; they live underwater, they are cephalopods, and they do not use audio communication. They are novel; I dive, and all the divers I know love to find octos.
They are closer to us than any alien could possibly be, but we can't communicate with them at all. I find it unlikely at best that we could have any communication whatsoever with a species from another solar system.
Most people on this planet never stick their heads under the water at all.
It would only take one of his RL friends to find him (based on city) or be recommended. The rest would follow.
It does assume that you know at least a little about the person -- some enemy that you have made in real life.