After you grease up your yoda doll and shove it up your ass, you can post the pictures on facebook and snapchat so other people can "like" them Snapchat actually has filters so you don't even need to shove the greased up yoda doll up your ass but that's kind of missing the point.
There is a large volume of GPU patents from the 90s that are (or will soon be) expired. 90s GPU hardware, with speed bumps and increased RAM, is actually quite competitive with top of the line patent-encumbered hardware from today. And -- important for mobile -- often has lower power demands. Meanwhile, You and Imagination are imagining that hardware __that doesn't even exist__ is infringing on their imaginary property. Smoke another bowl, homie, cause that's gotta be some good shit.
To recap: Uber hires ex-googler. Google sues. ex-googler does everything possible to make sure Uber looks bad and loses the lawsuit.
Consider this: what if Levandowski is conspiring with Google to fuck over Uber? Waymo is pretty much dead. Everyone else -- Uber, Tesla, GM, Ford, even fucking Chrysler -- is ahead of them. So here's the real timeline:
Uber approaches Levandowski about laundering some documents. Levandowski talks to Larry Page about it (not enough attention is being paid to this conversation!) and they agree to fuck over Uber by "stealing" garbage research. Uber signs an agreement with Levandowski promising buy his company -- and cover all personal legal fees -- before he even quits google. He quits google, starts Otto, and Uber buys them up in a couple months. A couple months later, Google sues. Levandowski is now doing everything possible to make Uber lose this lawsuit.
Before each Tesla is delivered to the customer, Elon Musk sits in the driver's seat and farts to give it that "Musky New Tesla Smell". When Model 3 production ramps up, will he be able to ramp up his farts?
to me, the problem isn't a $400 wifi juicer. (lol, Silicon Valley). In theory, the juice packs is 10 oz of fresh fruit and vegetables and you need a 2 tons of pressure to extract 8oz of juice. In reality, it's 9 oz of juice (that you could buy at the store for $2 a gallon) and 1 oz of pulp. This is the most retarded thing since soylent. Anyone who spend $6 a drink for this shit is retarded. Hopefully the next batch will be laced with cyanide and you will die and the world will be a better place.
I had a girlfriend from Peru. She would take a knotted string and shove it up my ass then slowly pull it out. You won't believe me unless you try it, but It feels really good! She told me that her mother taught her how to do it and it had been passed down since the time of the Incas.
how is that news for nerds? I live in my parent's basement and the only time I ever see the outside is when mom is working and I have to answer the door for the pizza guy.
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Speak for yourself. I'm reading (and posting to) slashdot via an nntp gateway.
They need to merge. That way they could be way mo' uber.
After you grease up your yoda doll and shove it up your ass, you can post the pictures on facebook and snapchat so other people can "like" them Snapchat actually has filters so you don't even need to shove the greased up yoda doll up your ass but that's kind of missing the point.
Reminds me of that cheap hotel where the porn channel was just a video of me standing around naked with my dick in hand, watching tv.
1st RULE: You do not talk to your wife about FUCK CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk to your wife about FUCK CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fuck is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fuck.
5th RULE: One fuck at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fucks will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first fuck at FUCK CLUB, you HAVE to fuck.
That's like telling your wife you wore a condom every time you visited a whore house in Haiti.
There is a large volume of GPU patents from the 90s that are (or will soon be) expired. 90s GPU hardware, with speed bumps and increased RAM, is actually quite competitive with top of the line patent-encumbered hardware from today. And -- important for mobile -- often has lower power demands. Meanwhile, You and Imagination are imagining that hardware __that doesn't even exist__ is infringing on their imaginary property. Smoke another bowl, homie, cause that's gotta be some good shit.
Consider this: what if Levandowski is conspiring with Google to fuck over Uber? Waymo is pretty much dead. Everyone else -- Uber, Tesla, GM, Ford, even fucking Chrysler -- is ahead of them. So here's the real timeline:
Uber approaches Levandowski about laundering some documents. Levandowski talks to Larry Page about it (not enough attention is being paid to this conversation!) and they agree to fuck over Uber by "stealing" garbage research. Uber signs an agreement with Levandowski promising buy his company -- and cover all personal legal fees -- before he even quits google. He quits google, starts Otto, and Uber buys them up in a couple months. A couple months later, Google sues. Levandowski is now doing everything possible to make Uber lose this lawsuit.
Before each Tesla is delivered to the customer, Elon Musk sits in the driver's seat and farts to give it that "Musky New Tesla Smell". When Model 3 production ramps up, will he be able to ramp up his farts?
Confucious say: Electric car in garage fully charged, but that not what car for.
fucking the babysitter. I couldn't believe she was mad at me! My penis was completely anonymized with a condom most of the time.
what i don't like is functional programmers!
to me, the problem isn't a $400 wifi juicer. (lol, Silicon Valley). In theory, the juice packs is 10 oz of fresh fruit and vegetables and you need a 2 tons of pressure to extract 8oz of juice. In reality, it's 9 oz of juice (that you could buy at the store for $2 a gallon) and 1 oz of pulp. This is the most retarded thing since soylent. Anyone who spend $6 a drink for this shit is retarded. Hopefully the next batch will be laced with cyanide and you will die and the world will be a better place.
I had a girlfriend from Peru. She would take a knotted string and shove it up my ass then slowly pull it out. You won't believe me unless you try it, but It feels really good! She told me that her mother taught her how to do it and it had been passed down since the time of the Incas.
I went straight to the Hot Grits section and dumped them down my pants.
This is probably the first year (and yes, I was there for OMG ponies) that slashdo^Wslacker news hasn't sucked a bag of dicks on 4/1.
You should probably keep this theme.
Since google Fiber was only available in 7 locations, we heard it 7 times.
how is that news for nerds? I live in my parent's basement and the only time I ever see the outside is when mom is working and I have to answer the door for the pizza guy.
WikiLeaks is all bark and no bite. All cowboy and no cattle. All sizzle and no steak. All rape and no recourse.
seriously, if you can't fix it (protip: you probably won't), at least remove them from summaries.
Maybe he's being paid $700,000 in flooz^W unicorn stock.. (Street Value: $0)
CEO Travis Kalanick calls it "Boober" because it helps him get laid.
If two black men having anal sex makes you laugh, then, yes, GNAA is funny.
It was shipped from Germany.
Where have you gone, Fucked Company? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you!