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  1. That's barely a slap on the wrist for Big Magenta. More of a gentle tickle, really.

    Using free data sources like Yahoo Finance, you can easily see that TMUS collected $33.9 billion in revenue over the last four quarters. $1.1 billion trickled down to become bottom-line profit. This $48 million fine is a rounding error compared to the company's sales and just 4.4% of its trailing profits.

    Put another way, the company has 67 million total subscribers. If T-Mobile paid back the entire fine directly to its customers, it'd be a grand total of 72 cents each. Please sir, may I have another?

  2. The Census Bureau says that there are about 116 million households in America. From that perspective, and assuming that the vast majority of Amazon customers don't have multiple Prime accounts per household, "half" sounds about right.

  3. Chemtrails! on Toxic Air Pollution Particles Found In Human Brains (theguardian.com) · · Score: 2

    Right? :)

  4. "...the community graciously accepted it, seeing it as a huge step toward making Java better. Its unique selling point is the attention paid to every aspect of the programming language..."

    Java 8 also turns your garbage into gold, serves you pancakes in the morning, and will never give you up. This is ad copy.

  5. Re:Isaac Asimov saw this coming 75 years ago on Google Is Developing an AI Kill Switch (hothardware.com) · · Score: 1

    You know that several of his books are basically "how the three laws will fuck everything up", right?

    Exactly. It was obvious to him, way back when, that programming these things to do the right thing (from a human perspective) would be difficult/impossible/insane. And here we are.

  6. Isaac Asimov saw this coming 75 years ago on Google Is Developing an AI Kill Switch (hothardware.com) · · Score: 1
    3 Laws of Robotics

    Nuff said.

  7. Re:OS designers, not the customers are stupid. on A Lot of People Carelessly Plug In Random USB Drives Into Their Computers (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Design products for the people that will run it, not theoretical angels that will read and obey your instruction manuals - especially when they DO NOT COME WITH INSTRUCTION MANUALS anymore.

    And if there is a manual, it was probably delivered on a USB stick.

  8. Re:Minecraft is Sexist on Microsoft To Release Educational Version of Minecraft (thestack.com) · · Score: 2

    Players should get a menu when creating a new character. The first choice would be male or female, followed by skin colour, then hair colour, hair style, zero to two arms, zero to two legs, religion, dietary choice, sex orientation and finally pro-tentacles or not.

    But what if you're a hoopy frood with two heads and three arms?

    You insensitive clod!

  9. Re:Easy fix on Software Error Releases Up To 3,200 Inmates Early (seattletimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yeah. And what are the chances that this system was written in Perl anyway? Just dropping a bad and terribly niche joke here, my friend.

  10. Easy fix on Software Error Releases Up To 3,200 Inmates Early (seattletimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Should just have used Date::Manip from the start.

  11. We All Have Cell Phones on Most People Use Their Phones During Social Events, Despite Thinking It Harms Conversation · · Score: 1
    So come on, let's get real:

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/...

  12. Re:Sounds like an ad on Italian City To Dump OpenOffice For Microsoft After Four Years · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yup. Original source: news.microsoft.com

  13. Re:Scott Adams said it best... on Trump Targets the Abuse of H-1B Visas · · Score: 1

    clarify please... keep Poe's law in mind.

    Fair enough. I'll try to steer clear of Godwin's Law, though.

    The way Scott Adams lays it out, I'm not 100% sure that Trump is a total nincompoop anymore. This whole act may in fact be a carefully calculated and very shrewd act, designed to steer the election in whatever direction he wants. Which may or may not include putting a terrible hairpiece in the Oval Office.

    Like I said, I'm still not entirely convinced and need to think about everything some more. Will probably re-read Adams' article, just for good measure. Hope that satisfies the Poe conundrum.

  14. Re:Scott Adams said it best... on Trump Targets the Abuse of H-1B Visas · · Score: 1
    Thanks for the link. Mind: blown. I...

    Uh, I have to go think about stuff now. I feel so manipulated.

  15. Re:America's not so behind after all! on NTT, Japan's Largest Fixed Telecom Provider, Begins Phasing Out ADSL · · Score: 1

    That was in 2009. More recently, Frontier also bought Verizon's landline operations in Texas, Florida, and the rest of California. That deal is still pending. http://www.fool.com/investing/...

  16. Best headline... on Ancient Megadrought Entombed Dodos In Poisonous Fecal Cocktail · · Score: 1

    ...since the fire station burned down :)

  17. Re:What about Galactus? on The Search For Starivores, Intelligent Life That Could Eat the Sun · · Score: 1

    I just came to look for the mandatory Galactus reference. Thanks.

  18. NB: GOP != Tea Party on Sony Employees Receive Email Threat From Hackers: 'Your Family Will Be In Danger · · Score: 0

    Am I alone in seeing the headline about threats from GOP, and thinking that the Tea Party is getting damn aggressive these days?

  19. Re:No programming? on A Worm's Mind In a Lego Body · · Score: 2

    If you call copy-paste programming. They took an "executable", dumped it from the worm's brain, put it in a robot and found it acts like a worm. The behavior emerged through evolution and was encoded in the neurons by nature, not the researchers. If you could dump a human brain, put it in a robot and have it act like a human without ever "reverse engineering" it that would be most impressive.

    All of this is true, but the inputs and outputs still have to be mapped to the appropriate endpoints. Unless, of course, mapping them at random still produces the perfect Lego/worm beast after a little bit of real-world action. The article doesn't talk about this, so I'm assuming the sensors and effectors were hooked up to the proper Lego tools by hand.

    Which, in my book, counts as programming.

  20. 2013 is a typo, sorry 'bout that on What Will It Take To Make Automated Vehicles Legal In the US? · · Score: 5, Informative
    OS here. Sorry about the 2013 typo; Musk is aiming for 2023 at best:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/15/tesla-driverless-cars_n_5990136.html

    I blame the lack of autopilot for these human fingers.

  21. I give up. on Tetris To Be Made Into a Live Action Film · · Score: 1

    First Battleship, now this.

  22. Re:International Copyright on Quickflix Wants Netflix To Drop Australian VPN Users · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Licensing issues" seems to be the standard reply. But, why would licensing in Australia be different from licensing elsewhere? Isn't a show streamed to Australia is just as profitable as a show streamed to Europe or America?

    Yes, but Netflix must sign and *pay for* a license in each separate territory. The company pays per show/movie, per market, per year (or whatever licensing timeframe), and it doesn't make sense to roll out an actual service until you have the rights to a decent content library in that new territory.

    Netflix is working on licenses for Australia, but doesn't have a service yet. And whatever agreements it did sign so far likely don't become active until Launch Date X.

    So as usual, it all boils down to costs. Follow the money.

  23. Perl, anyone? on Unpopular Programming Languages That Are Still Lucrative · · Score: 1

    I'm still getting paid for some Perl 5 work. Learned some when it was still hot, built something with passing value, and now I'm pulling a small but significant monthly fee for supporting it.

    It's still what I do best, thanks to all this regular practice. Coding is otherwise more of a hobby than a job for me. Can't say that I see a lot of demand for Perl code monkeys out there, though.

  24. Shooter? Well, that makes sense. on John Romero On Reinventing the Shooter · · Score: 1

    At first glance, I thought John Romero had reinvented the scooter. Segway 2.0 with a BFG on the handle bar?

  25. More caffeine? Better flavor? Higher crop yields? on Scientists Sequence Coffee Genome, Ponder Genetic Modification · · Score: 1

    Bring it on!