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  1. We do have encrypted people. on Israeli Firm Claims Unbreakable Encryption · · Score: 1

    3\/3r 3nc0u|\|73r 50m30|\|3 \\'h0 t41|<5 1ik3 7hi5!? d0 j00 gn0 `l337'!?

  2. Re:Security? on Rendezvous, Microsoft And Apple · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How does security fit into DNS? Or any other low-level protocol? Does TCP authenticate your remote logins? No, but a protocol higher up on the stack does (like SSH). Rendezvous is a low-level protocol and does not deal with security. You can build an insecure web browser *g* as easily as you can an insecure Rendezvous app.

    Correct me if I am wrong. :-)

  3. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... on Shared Source vs. Open Source · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Communism is PURE!

  4. As Penguin Computing Once Reminded Us... on Pixar Eclipses Sun with Linux/Intel · · Score: 1

    "Scientists predict that one day the Sun will fail."

  5. The Diary of a CMU CS Student on Slashback: NWLink, Vivendi, Gatherings · · Score: 5, Funny

    This past year, I was accepted into Carnegie Mellon's [cmu.edu] School of Computer Science [cmu.edu]. It has been a remarkable experience that I would lik e to share with the Slashdot community. Here's an account of my experience.

    Week 1, Sunday: I moved in today. My roommate, a sophomore CS student, had already moved in tw o days before me. The floor is already completely covered with garbage. He also smells. I think he might be gay too. He's already asked me if I like the color he painted his toenails. This should be interesting. I am almost completely settled in. Techno music is playing in every room in every floor of my dorm. There are computers and other types of trash out in the common areas. What a mess. Tom orrow, I am going to go sign up to get my network connection.

    Week 1, Monday: I got hooked up to the CMU network today! I jacked into the network, only to f ind that the hostname and address assigned to me were colliding with another system. I'll just increm ent the network numbers a few times. I am really eager to get on.

    Week 1, Tuesday: I am still looking for a free IP address. Can't anybody here properly configu re their systems?

    Week 1, Friday: I finally found a free IP! It's mine! You sons of bitches can't have i t, I found it, I keep it, it's mine! To hell with all of you! Head hurts really bad. I've slowly be en developing a headache since I first arrived. Everywhere I look there are these Lucent Technologies wireless access points. I wonder if that's the problem.

    Week 1, Saturday: I sat down at my computer today. My desktop wall paper is now the goatse.cx guy. Pleasant. Scattered over every directory on my C: drive are thousands, possibly millions, of fi les titled "J00AR30WN3DBITCH-phj33r-" and then some random hacker's name. Don't these people have liv es? Maybe they need laid or something. It'd take days to clean this out. I mentioned to my roommate that I needed to reinstall Windows, and immediately he jumped up and shouted: "NO! Do NOT use Window s!" Suddenly, two dozen other guys (all of them possibly homosexuals) appeared at the door, each tout ing an operating system called Linux. Half of them got into a fight over which was better, Debian, Re dHat, Slackware, and a bunch of others I couldn't recognize. Some kid who appeared to not have shower ed since he was born was touting "Linux From Scratch", saying that only losers used pre-made distros. A crowd of people in the back kept quiet about how I'd be sorry if I used Linux instead of BSD on the network. Who the fuck are these people? Classes start next week. Hope I have my computer working s o I can do my assignments.

    Week 3, Friday: People are still trying to get Linux to work on my system. They keep telling m y that my hardware sucks. We go through about four or five distributions a day. Every now and then, I notice a little devil on my screen. Stickers for every of these distributions have been plastered o n my case. Suddenly, my room stinks a lot more with these people in here. I ask them why they never shower, and the usual response is something along the lines of "showering is like rebooting" and "I do n't want to lose my uptime."

    Week 3, Saturday: There's a troop of men running naked in a circle around McGill Hall. I am no t even going to ask.

    Week 4, Wednesday: Linux is FINALLY working on my computer! I have a pretty slick desktop too. I think I might like this. I can finally work in my room instead of the labs, although considering the every increasing layer of garbage on the floor...

    Week 4, Thursday: My computer flashes messages about how I am "0WNX0RED" and how I should "PHJ3 3R" whoever and how "L4MEX0R" I am for having an insecure box. A kid suggests we reinstall Linux afte r discovering about 17 rootkits.

    Week 5, Friday: Someone got BSD working on my computer. I wonder if this will last. The stres s has been building and I forgot to take a shower this morning.

    Week 6, Tuesday: Seems I have been "0WNX0R3D" again. Took longer this time. Minutes later, so meone comes in with a "Bastile Linux" install CD. He gets started installing. I am feeling very susp icious of these guys.

    Week 6, Thursday: Everyone seems to know more about my system than I do. It's a bit unnerving. I guess anyone could feel upset from this sort of treatment. They hack my box, trash it, then reins tall everything. I guess they think they're being funny. My dirty clothes are piling up and I am out of clean ones. I don't have time to do laundry, I'll have to wear something out of the pile.

    Week 6, Friday: I got up this morning, sat at my machine, and stared at it blankly. An icon ap peared on my desktop for Quake III. I suppose it couldn't hurt to play some. I have been very stress ed lately.

    Week 6, Sunday: I lost track of time! I started playing Quake III on the network with some oth er CMU students (who killed me hundreds of times in the course of 10 minutes) and completely lost myse lf. There's a bag of chips that has been sitting here for a few weeks. I think I'll finish those off for breakfast and then go to sleep.

    Week 7, Wednesday: I masturbate every day now. Not a single girl comes near me. This is so de pressing. Do I really smell? Oh well, I have the task of learning how to secure my Linux box to keep me busy. Who has time for the opposite sex after all?

    Week 8, Tuesday: I got into a fight with this little shit who kept telling me RedHat was great. What a fucking moron! Anybody who knows Linux knows that Debian kicks its sorry little ass. I'll b e getting my judiciary papers for the incident in the mail. Doesn't this school get it? I can't let someone go around converting people to RedHat! WtF!?

    Week 8, Friday: My roommate squeezed my ass today! At first I was shocked and appauled, and I told him off for it. Thinking about it later though, there was just something that seemed too strong about my reaction. I'll talk to him later and appologize for getting so upset, it wasn't really so ba d.

  6. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... on Good News For Creating Quicktime On Linux · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    QuickTime captures YOU!

  7. This is a tribute to Apple's high quality. on Baked Apple · · Score: 1

    Do any of you think that laptops from any other vendors would have survived that computer-hell for 20 minutes and *still* function at all? I think it's absolutely incredible that a company can produce a piece of hardware that can stand up to that. Obviously a plastic LCD is going to fry, but it appeared mostly functional.

    Anyone get the feeling that Apple did this through an anonymous employee expecting news to spread through the geek community? I certainly would regard Apple laptops as "rugged" from now on. :-)

  8. My predictions before the movie was released... on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...can be read in this post. I think I was pretty close to the mark.

    This movie was never made for its fan base. It was created for the masses. It's lack of intellect failed to attract the fans and because it was a Star Trek movie, it failed to attract the masses that it targeted.

    Stupid director. So, was I close?

  9. I'll tell you why it tanked. on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 0

    It sucked.

  10. It's always been said... on Paper Mounted CPUs · · Score: 1

    That I ideas are often better on paper than on silicon.

  11. You have entered an infinite game. on Infinite Games? · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

  12. You're experiencing BRAIN FREEZE on Linux Gains Support for NUMA · · Score: 1

    Sort some snow? Eat ice cream too fast? At any rate, you've experienced BRAIN FREEZE.

  13. The real question here... on Your Tax Dollars Buying Open Source Software · · Score: 1

    What's http://www.whitehouse.com running?

  14. News for nerds. Stuff that matters. on Superbowl XXXVII · · Score: 0

    Slashdot never ceases to live up to its motto, right?

  15. I went to moo3.com on The Long-Awaited MOO! · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I was agast to find this pimpin' gangsta alien with the big ass chains. I couldn't help to think to myself "sO-k'mu talata!" (translated to english as "whaddup mah niggaz!?")

  16. What the hell is wrong with Slashdot? on Personal Submarine Cruises SF Bay · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Lately, Slashdot's moderation system has been horribly broken (mismatch of scores reported to me versus what's in the actual thread) and doing any kind of a submit takes several retries and usually takes minutes to complete.

    What's going on here! This sucks!

  17. Think globally; act locally. on Robin Gross and IP Justice · · Score: 1

    I am glad someone is working on the international level. The big picture does need to be addressed.

    This is a fine idea, and I commend them for it. Nonetheless, no single organization has the money, power, and influence to really win the hearts and minds of lawmakers on a global scale. We're talking about fighting huge names in tech and entertainment industries both here and abroad. It's not going to do much good. Unless of course this group focuses on inspiring and organizing the world-wide network of geeks already in place. Most however, are inert and don't really care one way or another about IP issues (and a lot even agree with nonsense like patents).

  18. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... on Tech Firms Fight Copy Protection Laws · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Tech companies with copy protection fight YOU!

    (Wait a min... Shit, again!?)

  19. Re:This is clearly illegal! on AT&T Identifies Widespread Security Hole - In Locks · · Score: 1

    I know you're not serious, but exactly what part of the system being circumvented is digital?

    Any digits used in the system (number of tumblers, height of the risers and pits, etc).

  20. This is clearly illegal! on AT&T Identifies Widespread Security Hole - In Locks · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think that the manufacturer of the locks should sue AT&T under the DMCA for exposing weaknesses in an access control device. Furthermore, AT&T are terrorists for releasing this sensitive security information to the Net before other sites using the same locks are able to correct the vulnerability. I demand that the perpetrators that discovered the weakness with these locks be sentenced to life in prison. We can't have these hackers running free, finding security holes and disrupting national security!

  21. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... on Web Site Sues Annoying Pest Troll · · Score: 2, Funny

    Trolls sue YOU!

  22. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... on RFID: The New Big Brother ? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clothing tracks YOU!

    Oh, wait a minute...

  23. The Diary of a CMU CS Student on Finding Every Species · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This past year, I was accepted into Carnegie Mellon's [cmu.edu] School of Computer Science [cmu.edu]. It has been a remarkable experience that I would lik e to share with the Slashdot community. Here's an account of my experience.

    Week 1, Sunday: I moved in today. My roommate, a sophomore CS student, had already moved in tw o days before me. The floor is already completely covered with garbage. He also smells. I think he might be gay too. He's already asked me if I like the color he painted his toenails. This should be interesting. I am almost completely settled in. Techno music is playing in every room in every floor of my dorm. There are computers and other types of trash out in the common areas. What a mess. Tom orrow, I am going to go sign up to get my network connection.

    Week 1, Monday: I got hooked up to the CMU network today! I jacked into the network, only to f ind that the hostname and address assigned to me were colliding with another system. I'll just increm ent the network numbers a few times. I am really eager to get on.

    Week 1, Tuesday: I am still looking for a free IP address. Can't anybody here properly configu re their systems?

    Week 1, Friday: I finally found a free IP! It's mine! You sons of bitches can't have i t, I found it, I keep it, it's mine! To hell with all of you! Head hurts really bad. I've slowly be en developing a headache since I first arrived. Everywhere I look there are these Lucent Technologies wireless access points. I wonder if that's the problem.

    Week 1, Saturday: I sat down at my computer today. My desktop wall paper is now the goatse.cx guy. Pleasant. Scattered over every directory on my C: drive are thousands, possibly millions, of fi les titled "J00AR30WN3DBITCH-phj33r-" and then some random hacker's name. Don't these people have liv es? Maybe they need laid or something. It'd take days to clean this out. I mentioned to my roommate that I needed to reinstall Windows, and immediately he jumped up and shouted: "NO! Do NOT use Window s!" Suddenly, two dozen other guys (all of them possibly homosexuals) appeared at the door, each tout ing an operating system called Linux. Half of them got into a fight over which was better, Debian, Re dHat, Slackware, and a bunch of others I couldn't recognize. Some kid who appeared to not have shower ed since he was born was touting "Linux From Scratch", saying that only losers used pre-made distros. A crowd of people in the back kept quiet about how I'd be sorry if I used Linux instead of BSD on the network. Who the fuck are these people? Classes start next week. Hope I have my computer working s o I can do my assignments.

    Week 3, Friday: People are still trying to get Linux to work on my system. They keep telling m y that my hardware sucks. We go through about four or five distributions a day. Every now and then, I notice a little devil on my screen. Stickers for every of these distributions have been plastered o n my case. Suddenly, my room stinks a lot more with these people in here. I ask them why they never shower, and the usual response is something along the lines of "showering is like rebooting" and "I do n't want to lose my uptime."

    Week 3, Saturday: There's a troop of men running naked in a circle around McGill Hall. I am no t even going to ask.

    Week 4, Wednesday: Linux is FINALLY working on my computer! I have a pretty slick desktop too. I think I might like this. I can finally work in my room instead of the labs, although considering the every increasing layer of garbage on the floor...

    Week 4, Thursday: My computer flashes messages about how I am "0WNX0RED" and how I should "PHJ3 3R" whoever and how "L4MEX0R" I am for having an insecure box. A kid suggests we reinstall Linux afte r discovering about 17 rootkits.

    Week 5, Friday: Someone got BSD working on my computer. I wonder if this will last. The stres s has been building and I forgot to take a shower this morning.

    Week 6, Tuesday: Seems I have been "0WNX0R3D" again. Took longer this time. Minutes later, so meone comes in with a "Bastile Linux" install CD. He gets started installing. I am feeling very susp icious of these guys.

    Week 6, Thursday: Everyone seems to know more about my system than I do. It's a bit unnerving. I guess anyone could feel upset from this sort of treatment. They hack my box, trash it, then reins tall everything. I guess they think they're being funny. My dirty clothes are piling up and I am out of clean ones. I don't have time to do laundry, I'll have to wear something out of the pile.

    Week 6, Friday: I got up this morning, sat at my machine, and stared at it blankly. An icon ap peared on my desktop for Quake III. I suppose it couldn't hurt to play some. I have been very stress ed lately.

    Week 6, Sunday: I lost track of time! I started playing Quake III on the network with some oth er CMU students (who killed me hundreds of times in the course of 10 minutes) and completely lost myse lf. There's a bag of chips that has been sitting here for a few weeks. I think I'll finish those off for breakfast and then go to sleep.

    Week 7, Wednesday: I masturbate every day now. Not a single girl comes near me. This is so de pressing. Do I really smell? Oh well, I have the task of learning how to secure my Linux box to keep me busy. Who has time for the opposite sex after all?

    Week 8, Tuesday: I got into a fight with this little shit who kept telling me RedHat was great. What a fucking moron! Anybody who knows Linux knows that Debian kicks its sorry little ass. I'll b e getting my judiciary papers for the incident in the mail. Doesn't this school get it? I can't let someone go around converting people to RedHat! WtF!?

    Week 8, Friday: My roommate squeezed my ass today! At first I was shocked and appauled, and I told him off for it. Thinking about it later though, there was just something that seemed too strong about my reaction. I'll talk to him later and appologize for getting so upset, it wasn't really so ba d.

  24. Uhm, no distros are "linux" on Ark Linux · · Score: 2

    Debian is Debian,
    RedHat is RedHat,
    Slackware is Slackware,
    5 is 5 ...

    However,
    Debian is NOT Linux,
    RedHat is NOT Linux,
    Slackware is NOT Linux,
    5 is NOT Linux ...

    There is not a single distro out there that is Linux. There are however, many *nix distributinos that use the Linux kernel. But they are not by definition Linux, but rather distributions of Linux. Linux is a kernel. Distributions are packaged chunks of software that form a complete operating system including a kernel and tools to make the system useful.

  25. Re:It's getting hot in here on Computer Room Hot? · · Score: 2