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  1. Pro... on 'Non-Invasive Polygraph' Uses Infrared Light · · Score: 1

    Being a "pro" salesman (think car dealer) I can lie to you all day long and not even break a sweat.

    I'm so deep into the art of seceiving that it comes to me naturally, with no bio feedback for you to play with.

    And you just lost the only "Truth" test you had against me...

    JOIN TODAY THE MOVEMENT FOR THE ERADICATION OF CAR DEALERS !!!

  2. "And this would be a bad thing" on China Proposes Rival Video Format · · Score: 1

    Only rich countries can afford to get negative import balance, because they have the money to assume the unbalanced situation...

    In other words YOU HAVE TO BE RICH TO LOAN MONEY

    and, in other news, nobody know what happens to poor people with to many credit/loans, except that they usually go bankrupt and derelict.

    And I seem to remember that countries also have the same problem... I mean USA is the richest country, and has the most massive of debts...

    I can't wait until someone buys all their debt back and starts blackmailing them into submission (Japan, UAE,...)

    China did the wise move not authorizing coffe, cause they would have become bankrupt in no time and would have had to accept the money (and obligations) from our Western friends.

    I just love economy, the place where they explain you that a single cup of Joe in the morning can become a problem when it's repeated bu 500 000 000 peoples each day...

  3. " they were going UP at the time." on Skydiving Across the English Channel · · Score: 1

    Is it a Bird ? Is it a Plane ?

    No, Actually it's Fartman playing with a lighter...

    Oh Gosh !

    8p

  4. New in Slashcode on More on Statistical Language Translation · · Score: -1, Troll

    If"Article"=dupe;
    title=%More On% "OldTitle"

  5. if only theu made friends with India... on China Proposes Rival Video Format · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A common pool of research and market for close to 2 billion peoples, all sharing in some way a low tech - low money environment...

    Open Source is the only way to go if they want to avoid royalties...

    when you have one billion inhabitant, anything can become a huge problem...

    I remember my economy eacher telling us why coffee was badly seen as a morning drink in china. Because if only 1/2 of your population takes one cup coffee in the day, it amounts to 50 tons a day in purely imports...

    And, also, if their standard is proposed as is in all future media players (say, how many DVD players are not made in China ?) this standard could become the worlds standards...

    And the whole world will have to pay royalties to China...

    Ahhhn Anticipation ! 8)

  6. Distributed Sueing ! on 2191.78 Years for the RIAA to Sue Everyone · · Score: 3, Funny

    In an unheard of move, the RIAA has decided to use a basic P2P scheme to have its law ordinance sent to everybody.

    A cascade chain of Court Letters will be sent from Lawyer branch to Lawyer branch and only the lasts in the distribution tree will have to send the letters.

    After the close observation, the RIAA has been put to court by Bittorrent inventor.

    Also, the Courts are looking at this apparent pyramidal scheme as a new, innovative way to collect money from unsuspecting lusers.

    See you later, this was AN, from Slashdot News Channel...

  7. Obligatory Book Reference : on Peer To Peer Meets Manufacturing · · Score: 4, Informative

    Diamond Age, Neal Stephenson...

    They have those replicators (printers) connected to "feeds" (component reservoirs) and can get/create almost anything they want on the molecular level.

    AND the society of this age is a thriving nanotech/Private Community mix.

    AND diamond, coming from carbon (the most inexpensive stuff possible), is so common it's a natural construction base...

    Go read it, its a good book

  8. possibly also, the cds on Evaluating a System for Selling and Delivering MP3s? · · Score: 1

    I know yours is a Radio biz, but maybe the possibility to buy pre-printed or burnt-on-demand cds could be a nice side-income...

  9. "The circle widens" on Opengroupware · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The circle just closed, you mean...

    With the massive database support(Oracle, MySQL, DB2...), the small desktop tools (OpenOffice) and all the network management software (Too... Many... Help!...), the Linux was "only" missing some big back office stuff, as in a large cooperation engine.

    Now, if you are really willing, and for the FIRST TIME, you can go end to end Linux.

    and you are tight. Now that the backbone exists, all the WAP and WhatNot connectivity modules can be (openly) develloped.

    Linux covers all grounds of the IT business...
    Microsoft ! Nous Voila !

  10. And the thing about the "ANY" key ? on Public Confused by Tech Lingo · · Score: 1

    that also was a classic... To the point some PC makers decided to change the text so it reads "press Enter key", because much too many ppl was calling asking where the hell the "any" key was...

  11. In other news ! on Public Confused by Tech Lingo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Techs are Techs, were created to get by the tech stuff and if possible stay in the basement NOT speaking to users in case they confuse them.

    Users are users, and, to copy the BOFH, the day a luser will have access to my Server Room, he'll have to do it over my dead body.

    For the rest, they NEVER understood Gigabit, they NEVER understood DHCP and it's all for the better.
    Next, they will tell me Users are confused by rocket science and everybody will get Ahhhh !!!

  12. Maybe the problem is even further up... on Harry Potter in German, not Czech · · Score: 1

    Look under the Dumbledore description :
    "Hobbies: Kammermusik, Bowling"

    Kammermusik I can understand, but Dumbledore playing BOWLING ?!?

  13. Remember 1984 ? on Harry Potter in German, not Czech · · Score: 1

    I think they had a game were you had to put a popular title or sentence, feed it through 4-5 university translation service and recognize it after it had been garbled beyond measure...

  14. Waiter ! on Lexmark DMCA Case Winds On · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Colour HP Cartridge costs £29
    This works out at £1.70 per millilitre
    1985 Dom Perignon costs 23p per millilitre "

    -"We will have 1 bottle of HP Blue 2003 please"

  15. The opposite... on DARPA Developing 'Combat Zones That See' · · Score: 1

    I don't speak English very well.

  16. easy.... on DARPA Developing 'Combat Zones That See' · · Score: 4, Funny

    "U.S. is still considered by many here to be the Micorsoft-of-the-World"

    Britain plays the SCO Role...

  17. America... on DARPA Developing 'Combat Zones That See' · · Score: 1

    Home of Freedom.

    So it's really as they say in France...
    "it is hopeless to be a prophet in your own country" ("Nul n'est prophete en son pays")

  18. Young and fluent... on Ostrich Lessons In Oregon? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see the problem...

    They learn some math.
    Then the Langage.
    Then the parents come to you and asks why their child only speaks in perl 8)

  19. Hidden Move from MS !!! on Ostrich Lessons In Oregon? · · Score: 1

    In an unheard of move from Microsoft, Bill Gates found a new way to subside schools in our Country.

    Profiting from the offer for free harware with Windows 2000/Office 2000 licences, thousands of schools answered the call for free money.

    But why, would you ask, take the whole deal ?

    Effectivly, soon after the announcement, we all had a big surprise. Here the comment of Jack Doe (Brother of the famous you know who) :

    -"Well, yes, I know, finding our MS Licences on Ebay must have been a real surprise to you, but we thought that, maybe, we could sell them and keep the hardware. The money we get from the Licences will help us buy Support Service at Red Drake (the Famous Distro Maker). All together, we get a better IT with support, for free (to us)."

    In other news tonight, M. Bill Gates III died of a massive heart attack after seeing this news !

  20. wasn't there on The Best Of Planetary Explorers · · Score: 1

    something called "X" that was to be the tenth planet, but they got all stopped because they didn't know if it was a planet or a planetoide (ie, too small to play in the big league 8)

  21. Maybe you forgot... HHGH !!! on Indiana Jones To Arrive Again in 2005 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The hitch hicker guide to the galaxy /// A TRILOGY IN 5 PARTS ///

    I hate those young techno punk that think they invented a new, but interesting problem...

  22. for the registration impeded... on Verizon Drops Opposition To Cell-Number Portability · · Score: 4, Informative

    nopass:nopass

  23. "without the need for the remote" on GNU/Linux bootable CD on XBOX: dyne:bolic · · Score: 1

    Nice ! You should be in Marketing...

    IT truly sounds better than "Goddam DVDX2 !!! Doesn't accept Remote Control !!!"

    And now, all of a sudden, it's not a bug. It's a feature 8)

  24. In the news , tonight !!! on My Visit to SCO · · Score: 4, Funny

    "and say Solaris is free and clear"
    (http://news.com.com/2100-1016_3-1018669.h tml)

    Gosh !!!
    *SUN GPLed SOLARIS*

    lol 8p

  25. Stop it All !!! on Flexible Computers in the Future? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The tactile screen will also let you "feel" images on a website. Touch a heart-shaped icon, say, and the vibrating strips simulate a pulsing heartbeat"

    Well, now you have your answer...

    P R 0 n !