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  1. Re:factor large primes? on Delivering an Earth-Shattering Discovery? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude! She's hot- come on, type in the rest!

  2. Re:Use another hard drive for backups on Which DVD Recordable Format Will Win? · · Score: 2

    I agree and all, DLT is definately the shit. 30 year shelf life is great. And DLT robots start at around 4 grand.

    Sucks when the tapes come off the spindel though. Expensive as hell to fix, but you can do it yourself.

    However, going through a slipped spindel and a buffer underrun, I think I'd choose the underrun (which takes about 3 seconds to deal with- the disk is trash) over the 3-4 hours of getting up and running again with DLT.

    It really depends what you are doing.

  3. Re:run over by a llama? on A Rock Moves In Space · · Score: 2
    i was caught in a llama stampede when i was younger, so anyone within a 1000 mile radius of me might wanna consider moving...
    Oh great- just leave us hanging.

    I hope you are planning to tell us where exactly you plan to be in 2018..
  4. Re:Coding + Eating = Bad Idea on The Open Source Cookbook? · · Score: 1
    for me personally, eating and coding doesn't work
    I used to have that problem. Then I realized I just wasn't eating the right food. I needed *grease*. There was a 24x7 place that sold BLTs for 39 (my God I miss that place), and since then a new place has popped up with burritos you have to wear a towel when you eat because the grease soaks through the tortilla, the paper, *and* the 3 paper towels. Big too.

    Either item works quite nicely, for me, and with all that grease in my system my body shuts down about the same time as my brain does.

    Many many many project deadlines met with greasy burritoes and BLTs..
  5. Support? on A New Free Software Donation Directory · · Score: 1

    give me support if it doesn't work in my environment.

    If that's a primary concern, I wonder what you are using. Ultrix maybe? OS/390? ::shudder::

  6. Re:Kernel Sn(u|o)bbery on Debian GNU/Linux 3.0 Released · · Score: 1

    2.4 is in no way stable yet.
    /me thinks he was kidding..

  7. Re:Request on Perl 5.8.0 Released · · Score: 1

    I almost reached for a flounder to smack you with while yelling "RTFM" but choose not to.. :)

    Try running perldoc perl (or man perl if you are using *nix) and search for the keyword "delta".

    From the doc on my 5.6.1 (sorry, I have not upgraded yet):
    perldelta Perl changes since previous version
    perl5005delta Perl changes in version 5.005
    perl5004delta Perl changes in version 5.004

    It's all there, Larry isn't about to leave you out in the dark. Well, he would if he thought it was funny, but I don't think he does.

    --
    I knew I'd hate COBOL the moment I saw they'd used "perform" instead of "do".
    -- Larry Wall

  8. Argh!!! on Symantec to Acquire SecurityFocus · · Score: 1

    They (the list administrators for securityfocus.com) have sent me this about a billion times now- one copy to each list I subscribe too. Then I check slashdot for a break from all the email spam and there it is again..

    So I guess that means that Symantec has acquired SecurityFocus. I also heard that Symantec has acquired SecurityFocus. And in related news, yeah, you guessed it- Symantec has acquired SecurityFocus.

  9. Re:Warning I don't know what I am talking about on Marcelo Tosatti on UnitedLinux (And More) · · Score: 2, Funny

    this is a pronoun. I think we need a noun to answer your question.

  10. Re:What a twisted pervert! on Marcelo Tosatti on UnitedLinux (And More) · · Score: 2
    Marcelo is a kernelophile!
    Look
    here and read about Linus' thoughts about how Tux should look (this is from the early days before Linux had a logo).

    After you've read the whole article, it should be quite obvious that Linus has a "thing" for penquins. If you've read up on Linus at all you would know that it probably borders on a fetish.

    Now re-read that last paragraph and ask yourself- what exactly was Linus doing that had him being chased by a speeding penguin..

    I think the marrage was just a publicity stunt, much like when Troy McLore married Thelma ..

  11. PtP software on Would an Ad-Sponsored OS/Desktop Work for OSS? · · Score: 2
    I used to use Bearshare, but they started putting in ads, even *popup* ads. So I switched to Limewire, who also starting using ads. You can buy the product to get rid of them, but there are just too many programs like that to bother with it. Now I use mutella, and I actually like it a lot more because it's lightweight and I can run it on my home boxen from anywhere using screen. I'll probably end up buying limewire someday, but I havn't cared since the ads came into play.

    The point is, as soon as I start seeing ads get built into a tool, application, or whatever, I lose interest. And as has been pointed out, it's easy enough to strip out the ads code anyway.

    Maybe an ads for the precompiled versions, and the availablility of a paid for version without the ads? I suppose it's more likely to work for some people.

    Another idea is to have a switch for configure like so:
    ./configure --disable-ads
    that triggers a blurb at the bottom of the configure and the make saying that I'm breaking their hearts. At least then it's a reminder and will probably prevent a whole add-striping patch project..
  12. The link you want on N.Y. Times Magazine Chats With ALICE Bot Creator · · Score: 3, Interesting

    is right here.

  13. Re:Domain Registery of America Letter on Slashback: Disclosure, Maricopa, Telecoms · · Score: 1

    I've gotten both the Verisign and the DRA letter, and after reading both in light of the Veresign suit, the DRA letter is VERY clear that submitting the form back to them will switch your registry to them

    I've gotten both too. And I liked the Verisign one more. Why? Prepaid postage. I was able to let them know how I felt about it without wasting a stamp.

    The DRA letter comes with an envelope with a "place postage stamp here". I was annoyed, but not annoyed enough to waste 37 cents to complain to them.

  14. Re:Bad Puns on The Hard Business of Selling Hard Drive Platters · · Score: 1

    Gotta Love /. there needs to be a mod for this.
    Yes, but should a bad pun mean positive or negative karma?

  15. Re:Full details and rules on Anonymous Will Award $200,000 for Xbox Linux · · Score: 3, Funny
    Replacement BIOS - $55,000
    Kernel and XFree drivers - $25,000
    FATX and miscellaneous - $10,000
    XBE bootloader $10,000
    Run unsigned code on an Xbox without any hardware modification - $100,000

    Turning Microsoft's business against them - Priceless
  16. Re:thank god ... on Ren and Stimpy (And John K) Returning? · · Score: 1
    I saw the title of this story and thought that it was a John Katz article ...
    (You can block John Katz via preferences)

    When I saw this article, my first thought was "Hey- maybe Mr. Katz is going away!"

    For one fleeting moment, I was filled with glee..
  17. Re:How dare they on Why Magic Online Will Suck · · Score: 1
    we gave up when 6th came out. We just couldn't keep up any more. 40,000 cards in a box and when we do play, it's with a few cherished sets that we enjoy playing.

    As for keeping up, who would want to. After the reworking of trample (or is it nuked entirely?), the base edition becoming a handicapped beginners version to be supplimented by boosters for advanced play, and the endless rule changes/redefinitions/updates (so what exactly, it ends up being a lawyers game.

    More fun to stick with the cards you know and love and let the game move on without you..
  18. How dare they on Why Magic Online Will Suck · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, really, how dare they bring out M:tG online during an economic recession?

    From what I can see, the online cards run the same as the paper cards, which means every damn cent you can beg, borrow, or steal.

    I wonder how many people won't be able to pay their ISP bill because they spent all their money on virtual cards.. Pity we won't get to hear :)

  19. Re:The enemy base is down. on GUIs for Robots · · Score: 1
    Someone reads a little too much Orson Scott Card maybe...

    You say that like it's a bad thing..
  20. That Eye on Just How Much Privacy Do We Have? · · Score: 2, Funny

    on every single page is going to replace the whale in my nightmares..

  21. Re:Everything old is new again. on Software Dead Man's Switch · · Score: 1
    The disgruntled employee must check in to defuse the bomb once a week.

    If he doesn't (ie, if he got canned....) A week later, the business is going to grapple with an unfortunate surprise.

    Totally underhanded, but not at all uncommon.

    That is underhanded, and I would think could get you into a lot of trouble.

    I typically put scripts for things like log rotation & email alerts in my home directory and have them spawned by cron jobs. Or re-spawning at jobs.

    The idea is a clever admin who is paying attention will migrate my stuff over and all is well. But the typical admin will just nuke my account.. Nothing like turning off nightly log compression on a few hundred websites to make someone feel the heat.
  22. Re:Excellent!!! on The Practical SQL Handbook: Using SQL Variants (4th ed.) · · Score: 1

    A free coaster!
    Microwave it and convert it into a clock!

    Or better yet, if you have a tesla coil you can impress all your friends!

  23. Re:for the mainstreamers... on Version Fatigue · · Score: 2
    Can anyone think of a reason to 'upgrade' past MS Office 97?

    Because other companies send me word files in word 2002 format with nested tables and other funky objects that "strings" doesn't work on?
  24. Re:Not on Unix? on Version Fatigue · · Score: 2
    all the obscure Emacs keybindings are so well known by its users (and developers), they can't be changed?

    I can't remember the version, but it was around '95 that emacs *did* have several changes made to the keybindings in ange-ftp.

    ange-ftp is why I learned emacs. It provided the ability to manipulate remote files seamlessly, and download files in a hidden window while you did whatever wanted to do with emacs. With the crypt++ add-on, you could even edit remote .gz files. It was just about the best thing since the linux doom port.

    Then it changed, what used to be "copy the file" became "chmod the file" (if I remember correctly), and a several other changes happened at the same time. A real pain in the butt dealing with the context switches on different systems with different versions of emacs. Granted it could be handled with some elisp changes, but eventually I switched to vi.. which hasn't changed.
  25. Re:Bloat? or not on A Web Browser in Your BIOS? · · Score: 1
    Start the computer into BIOS mode, it dials in, grabs the new image or whatever you need, and can install it.

    I remember dialing in. I remember all types of connectivity problems.

    Sounds like fun during a bios flash. I hope they include things like MD5 checksums.