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  1. Re:Good times on What To Do With Old USB Keys, Low-Capacity Hard Drives? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Explosives + Zealous Police = Hard Time!

  2. Re:Really? on The Last Will and Testament of Circuit City · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...best buy will have numerous markets without even token competition

    Buy online. Between newegg and Amazon I get everything I need with no hassle and good prices. The only time I have bothered to go to a brick and mortar store like BB in recent memory was for a cable. After seeing how outrageous the price was I went home and ordered that online as well. I'll pay a 100% premium for a last minute local need, but not a 1000% premium.

  3. Osama bin Laden! on Film Piracy, Organized Crime and Terrorism · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bringing down western civilization by downloading episodes of Battlestar Galactica instead of paying for cable.
    Thank you MPA for saving the day!

  4. Long Term Progression... on Targeted Advertising Coming To Cable TV · · Score: 2, Informative

    1. Free TV with commercials
    2. Promise of pay TV without commercials
    3. Pay TV with commercials
    4. Pay TV with commercials and shopping channels
    5. Pay TV with targeted commercials and shopping channels
    6. Pay TV where they remove your eyes and jab probes directly into your brain so they can harvest your inner most thoughts for a profit

  5. Full Featured Windows API on UAC Whitelist Hole In Windows 7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...APIs such as WriteProcessMemory and CreateRemoteThread.

    At first glance I was wondering why Microsoft would supply and API function CreateRemoteThreat().
    Even for Windows, that would be a little out there.

  6. Re:The Nation responds with force! on ISS's Node 3 Might Be Named "Colbert" · · Score: 5, Funny

    Colbert cannot be stopped...EVER!

    You must be unaware of the orbital grizzly bear.
    Imagine one of those coming at you at 15000 miles per hour: Roar!

  7. Re:Misleading title. on The Real Reason For Microsoft's TomTom Lawsuit · · Score: 5, Informative

    sendmail.cf

    Gah! Noooooo!
    You have invoked the name of ultimate evil, dooming us all!

    You should edit sendmail.mc (evil light) instead and process it with m4.
    Nothing could be more intuitive.

  8. Acronym Rap on Microsoft Windows, On a Mainframe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bill G decked out in bling, microphone in hand:

    The company's z/VOS software is a CMS application
    that runs on IBM's z/VM and creates a foundation
    for Intel-based operating systems.

  9. Better Summary on Bong Cat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Stupid people do stupid things. A stupid person smoking pot is still stupid. A normal person smoking pot will not suddenly stuff a cat in a poorly constructed bong.

  10. Re:In demand as witnesses? on RIAA About to Transform? · · Score: 2, Funny

    No way! People willing to work for such an ethical and forward thinking organization would have more loyalty to each other.

  11. Re:As a fan, I hate to say this on Billy West Says Futurama Might Return To Fox For 6th Season · · Score: 1

    ...they crammed 45 minutes of jokes into a 90 minute movie.

    But the DVD extras! Those are completely and totally...
    well they gotta be worth something.

    Or maybe not. Like you I waited until they were broadcast to watch them.
    I'm surprised at how negative the view of them are in this thread, I enjoyed them. It helped that I wasn't overly analytical in comparing them to some perceived ideal from the series, and that I didn't pay to watch.

  12. Re:That bad, eh? on Cold-War Era Naval Vessels Up For Grabs · · Score: 1

    ...they are a bureaucratic nightmare directly out of 'Brazil.'

    Yeah, but they got really snappy uniforms.
    That's why the USMC is so jealous of the Navy.

  13. Re:Independent journalism?? on AP Considers Making Content Require Payment · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...some whiny twat thinks that his world view is so right that he manufactures news to support it?

    Whoa now, I'm sure ScuttleMonkey is doing his best.

  14. Re:Yes on Do Video Games Cost Too Much? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...don't know where their next iced-double-chocc-mocha is coming from.

    Two girls, one cup.

  15. My latest Tweet on Twitter Leads Social Networks In Downtime · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm now posting on /. about Twitter.
    I live such a full life.

  16. Re:Of course they are making money on Microsoft Says No Profit In Vista-XP Downgrades · · Score: 1

    It's a little too lumpy and greasy for my taste.

  17. Re:Can we stop calling it the "God Particle" yet? on Race For the "God Particle" Heats Up · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...time to change the hearts and minds of those close to them.

    As someone who does not believe in the magic bearded man in the sky and has been pestered for years by those who do, I say to them: please stop. It got old a long time ago, and nothing you say will make me worry about being punished by a supernatural booger man for my failure to adhere to modern human interpretations of ancient human originated scripts.

  18. Re:Whoops on Nuclear Subs 'Collide In Ocean' · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...or did you just watch The Hunt for Red October?

    Actually it was Crimson Tide.

  19. Re:It's called market segmentation on Drug Giant Pledges Cheap Medicine For World's Poor · · Score: 1

    I would separate 'greed' from normal self interest.

    I consider greed to be excess self interest that misses the larger picture and results in a worse outcome for all in the long run.

    Enlightened self interest says I can benefit more over time by not trying to brutally screw everyone else in the world in the near term.

    I own a hefty chunk of GSK stock, so I will find out first hand how this plays out financially in the long run.

  20. Re:10% of a dim bulb on High Tech Misery In China · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...if some of the posts to slashdot were an order of magnitude less stupid.

    Sorry, It's hard to post intelligently under these conditions.

  21. Re:Toll roads make sense, though. on Automation May Make Toll Roads More Common · · Score: 1

    ...lose money hand over fist purely from ticket revenue

    Yup. In Houston last year tickets covered 17% of the actual cost. Tickets cover so little of the actual cost that there are periodically proposals for tickets to be free to raise ridership. They actually did that for about a year in Austin. There were complaints about the homeless using buses as a place to hang out and children using them as a playground.

    Bottom line is that the sales tax (at least here in Texas) on everyone pays most of the cost of mass transit. Whether you use it or not, you are forced to pay for it.

  22. Re:Finally on Scientists Harvest Nano-Power From Hamsters · · Score: 1

    Will the notebook do 0.5 terahamsters past light speed?

  23. From the announcement... on Vim 7.2 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    I will not make an Amiga or OS/2 binary for Vim 7.2.

    Why not? Then you would have an editor as antiquated as the OS it runs on.
    Ooooh! BURRRRN!

  24. Re:Ohm's Law? on You Are Not a Lawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Years ago I saw a US Air Force training document refer to "Ohm's Three Laws".
    V=IR, I=V/R, and R=V/I. :P

  25. Re:Is the site getting a new tagline? on Is Google Silently Removing Posts? · · Score: 1

    That could also apply to the Inquirer (www.theinquirer.net). My comment about speculation on rumors: Let's face it, it can be entertaining.