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ISS's Node 3 Might Be Named "Colbert"
Panzor writes "NASA is running a contest to name the new addition to the space station, Node 3. The polls are open until March 20. The selection that is getting the most votes is 'Suggest your own,' and the leading name besides the official four (Earthrise, Legacy, Serenity, and Venture) is 'Colbert.' Comedian Stephen Colbert suggested on the air that fans write in his name. On March 5th, his vote count passed that of Xenu and Colbert pronounced himself Scientology's 'Galactic Overlord.'"
Technically, being in space and all, it should be named Alpha Squad 7.
Kwisatz Haderach
Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
he's not even that funny. ah well - they'll toss the results and name it whatever they want.
It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
He asked for it Tuesday night, the next day it was so.
Colbert cannot be stopped...EVER!
I don't know where people are getting the number of votes from. I see "Colbert" is leading the User Suggestions, but I don't see a vote count anywhere. I see "Serenity" has 85% of the regular votes, but it doesn't say anywhere whether it has more or less votes than Colbert does.
I have no doubt that Colbert can and will (or has!) overtaken everything else, but where are people seeing actual results here?
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is kinky.
But I bet he won't be so smug when the reavers come and there's no one to save him.
I don't suppose anyone takes these kinds of things seriously anymore... a LITTLE pride maybe?
Funny, yeah. A good idea? Sorry, I don't think so.
I surf with scripting turned off for most sites... why does NASA insist on having Javascript turned on to vote?
I can vote just fine on Slashdot without Javascript and I'm pretty sure I've done the radio-check-box-thing on many many other sites with just regular HTML.
Why oh why?
Principal Skinner: All students please proceed immediately to an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium.
Principal Skinner (to himself): Dammit, I wish we hadn't let the students name that one.
Roy Focker: Let's honor our heroes the way they deserve
Slashdot is maintaining it's journalistic integrity, even with the threat faster moving and more distracting spam filled sites like digg and reddit.
Seriously, it's refreshing to know that at least when an article does get published on slashdot it will be newsworthy.
I voted and then it showed a graph with Serenity having 86% of the votes. A screen shot is posted here.
I grant it appears to be a miss leading GUI design on the pole system.
Think Deeply.
..news at 11.
These Colbert naming games are funny, until they happen to you.
Now I have to redo all my stationery...
Would love to see Rain beat out Colbert.
SnuSnu
No it won't. One of the rules of naming such semi-permanent structures is that they're not often named after living people. Colbert is amusing now (though I find him annoying, to be truthful) but what happens if in 5 years he runs over a group of children in a drunk driving incident? Do you really want a NASA module named after that? Is that going to be funny?
There are exceptions, but they're fairly rare and usually involve someone who either: a) invented the thing (Colt revolvers or Ferris Wheels), or; b) donated a tonne of money (anybody remember Enron stadium, or the Ken Lay Chair in Economics at Methodist University?)
Xenu is too religious, and a government agency wouldn't name anything after Scientology.
That's why NASA's suggestions are more benign, and why one of them will likely be chosen.
Besides, the subtlety of the shout-out to the Big Damn Heroes is awesome and not overt enough to eliminate the name.
Skot Nelson music is my saviour / i was maimed by rock and roll
We know where the next "launch failure" is going. Michigan.
It should be noted that Buddy is number 3. And a much cooler name than "Colbert". Or "Xenu" And much better than "Serenity".
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Anybody remember People Magazine's contest for online voting for 'most beautiful person'? Howard Stern urged his listeners to vote for Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hank_the_Angry_Drunken_Dwarf
In 1998, People magazine ran an online poll to determine the most beautiful people in the world, where somebody facetiously entered Nasiff as a write-in candidate. Nasiff won the contest, receiving hundreds of thousands of votes. At the time the online poll was launched, People led voters to believe that it would influence the print magazine's annual listing of "the most beautiful people." People refused to allow online votes to influence the magazine results. The poll was configured so that users could vote multiple times, by deleting a cookie given from the site. Many contestants had scripts written that would allow users to vote repeatedly.
Actual working link to NASA's poll page (the one in the summary isn't one):
http://www.nasa.gov/externalflash/name_ISS/index.html
I'm suggesting Cowboy Neal.
I for one welcome our new Galactic Overlord.
Now that I know that there a bunch of "liberals" pushing Colbert... I'm going to set out and build a script for my right buddies to get it named after one of America's greatest Presidents....
In fact, we should even introduce legislation to rename the WHOLE space stations...
The Richard Nixon Space Station.
Man, that WOULD be the most expensive troll in the history of the world.
This is my sig.
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Seriously folks, could you guys be obsessed with any lamer "science fiction" (aka a western soap opera set in space)?
I &%@!$%! hate Pod 6!
That's how we normally vote in this country, have you forgotten already?
Your "sad statment" is indicative that you're a humorless twat.
You better watch out, there may be dogs about . .
Just voted for "Stewart".
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
This isn't really "news" considering it had been broadcast even before it happened. Never the less, you can watch the two episodes here ->
http://www.hulu.com/watch/60651/the-colbert-report-tue-mar-3-2009
http://www.hulu.com/watch/60861/the-colbert-report-wed-mar-4-2009
Probably not the best thing to name it while it's still on the launch
pad. But once it gets up there, it should be safe.
I'm a big fan of Colbert, but some of the other write-in suggestions are even better:
* Buddy
* Synergy
* Vista (!)
* Social Vibe
I, for one, am writing in "Slashdot".
is way cooler.
^[:q!
Vote for Zaphod!
When I first glanced at the name, I saw Dilbert. Not sure if it's fitting, but the living spaces up there must be the side of cubicles or smaller. :)
First he vandalizes Wikipedia, then he pisses off the Browncoats...
If Colbert doesn't clean up his act, the internets will be taking revenge soon! :P
If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!
NASA will take into consideration the results of the voting. However, the results are not binding on NASA and NASA reserves the right to ultimately select a name in accordance with the best interests of the agency, its needs, and other considerations. Such name may not necessarily be one which is on the list of voted-on candidate names. NASAâ(TM)s decision shall be deemed final.
It would be nice to see it named after a famous French 17th century minister of finance : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Baptiste_Colbert
Don't let that sick bastard win. D: Vote Xenu!
There was a similar situation years ago with a bridge being built in Dunube, Hungary I remember hearing that Chuck Norris Bridge was winning the vote, but when I acutally looked at the results libwww-perl was winning by a landslide :)
It seems Steve Colbert was in the final running. Details here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megyeri_Bridge
For those who are not Perl programmers, libwww is a library for automating HTTP transactions, such as voting forms.
He's taken over pop culture, wikipedia, the dictionary, had a brief spat in politics, written a best selling book, and will soon be taking over outer space.
Give him his own section on Slashdot already. If Gate's gets an icon, so should Colbert.
Reminds me of a funny gag they pulled up here in Canada.
A number of years ago there was a douchebag conservative politician running for Prime Minister.
One of his stupid kooky ideas was if ever 10% of the population wanted a referendum they would have it.
So the comedy news up here (This hour has 22 minutes) started an online poll.
Anyway long story short the poll was to have a referendum to change the politicians name from "Stockwell Day" to "Doris Day".
It got over 400,000 people to sign up saying yet they would like him to change his name to Doris.
While he didn't win then, he is now our Minister of International Trade... god save us all.
Power Eagle Hammer Over 9000 would be acceptable.
But Xenu FTW! (/b/ is presently making it so...)
n/t
I would have loved to see the space station named after Xenu, then we'd just have someone "leak" information to the press that NASA has been infiltrated by Scientoligists, and the entire federal government could (yet again) be compromised by Scientologists.
I've laughed at that comedian's jokes a lot, but I'm not laughing at this effort. He wants to brand a scientific vessel with his name? Such hubris. Did he help build it? Did he do any of the research that supports it? Did he even care about it before he could use it to get publicity? Does he do anything in a scientific capacity? No, no, no, and no. Any of the other choices would be better. Call it "Da Thingy" and it would be better than "Colbert".
DOES anyone read the fine print? ... ...
NASA will take into consideration the results of the voting. However, the results are not binding on NASA and NASA reserves the right to ultimately select a name in accordance with the best interests of the agency, its needs, and other considerations. Such name may not necessarily be one which is on the list of voted-on candidate names. NASAâ(TM)s decision shall be deemed final.
The fact that you took umbrage at a comment not directed at you also gives us clues to your level of "funny-bone".
Most importantly, however - the "humorless twat" was directed at him because he thinks that a comedian's antics should be any sort of reflection on our society. It isn't. He's maybe in the role of court jester, speaking truth to power. But more likely he's just playing up a grandiose egomaniac of a character that stops at nothing to get his name mentioned. Taking it too seriously and ascribing it social significance is indicative of a humorless twat.
You better watch out, there may be dogs about . .
In the end, Illinois will have the final vote...
The new ISS module shall be named for the glorious Hypnotoad
"Fights begin, finger prints er' took, days are lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Seeing as it has a cupola, perhaps it should be named after the StarDrifter from Noctis.
Vote for "Buddy"!
Why waste the breath? "Cunt" is a perfectly accurate description and only requires 4 keystrokes.
As probably 15 people have mentioned before me, the only names that can be voted on are Earthrise, Legacy, Serenity and Venture. And it's groanworthy (as some who hasn't watched Firefly) that Serenity has 86% of the vote because of its connection to Firefly.
It's a bit like when an American school allowed the students to pick the name of the school and chose Springfield Elementary.
Buddy is the name suggested by Dave Barry...another comedian with a rabid following...though not quite as large or as obedient as Colbert's
They damn as well should be.
So says Scientology's Galactic Overlord.
After reading the NASA description of the contents of the module, I think 'PeePod' is probably about right.
I have written in my vote to name it 'Hitler' so many times that I'm tired of licking the stamps.
“Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
What the hey? Why was my post deleted?
Vote for Buddy!
Deleted again?
What gives?
Why do my posts keep getting deleted?
Fuck you then. Censors.