What's the internet equivalent of rolling blackouts?
Comcast Broadband
Can we expect another Enron-type extortion scandal?
Yes. You don't seriously believe Kenny boy died do you?
He got plastic surgery and a new identity from connections
in the Bush administration and is even now masterminding a new
round of 'deregulation'.
Stewie: "I'm the greatest captain of the Queen's navy."
Sailors: "And your record will stand as proof."
Stewie: "Be it galley or a freighter, I'm an expert navigator."
Sailors: "And you're also a world-class poof."
Stewie: "My manner, quite effete, is mistaken on the street. For a sailor who can pirouette on cue. Well, despite your point of view, I can thrill a girl or two... But I'd rather get it on with you."
I suspect the direct number for this kind of feedback is 1-800-EAT-SHIT.
They might actually like that as a large number of calls
would tell them the FUD is being taken seriously.
Was the second container for the 16K word memory upgrade?
Wikipedia shows this model as introduced in 1963 for $400,000 or
2.5 million in today's dollar. With a price tag like that,
I'm glad it was still running 10 years later doing whatever it
was that the marines were using it for.
Trixie will be played by Lindsey Lohan.
Frustrated with Speed's obvious lack of interest in women,
she ends up having sex and doing lines with Chim Chim.
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Not unusual for most people to remember with inordinate fondness the times past that they have lived through.
Is this a sly comment about the 10th /. anniversary coverage?
Eating Twinkies is what protects the roaches from radiation.
What's the internet equivalent of rolling blackouts?
Comcast Broadband
Can we expect another Enron-type extortion scandal?
Yes. You don't seriously believe Kenny boy died do you?
He got plastic surgery and a new identity from connections
in the Bush administration and is even now masterminding a new
round of 'deregulation'.
I am the answer man.
[Comic operetta music]
Stewie: "I'm the greatest captain of the Queen's navy."
Sailors: "And your record will stand as proof."
Stewie: "Be it galley or a freighter, I'm an expert navigator."
Sailors: "And you're also a world-class poof."
Stewie: "My manner, quite effete, is mistaken on the street. For a sailor who can pirouette on cue. Well, despite your point of view, I can thrill a girl or two... But I'd rather get it on with you."
It would be funnier to not remove it and when ready for
detonation, tell the passenger next to you: 'pull my finger'.
I suspect the direct number for this kind of feedback is 1-800-EAT-SHIT.
They might actually like that as a large number of calls
would tell them the FUD is being taken seriously.
I've never liked the idea of my truck being connected to a network.
I read something similar on Commander Adama's automotive tips blog.
For agriculture on the Dark Side of the Moon
Was the second container for the 16K word memory upgrade?
Wikipedia shows this model as introduced in 1963 for $400,000 or
2.5 million in today's dollar. With a price tag like that,
I'm glad it was still running 10 years later doing whatever it
was that the marines were using it for.
what would call that?
Supporting the pellet gun industry?
Klingon Bowler 1: It's just a little bunny.
Klingon Bowler 2: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
In the voice of Chuck Heston:
"Solar Green is made of people!
Yes, they will simply rename the program.
Then they will hire Raytheon for 6 billion dollars to
weld new name plates on to the existing equipment.
The new name will be something catchy like:
POP (Presidential Ocular Penetration)
1:1:respawn:/etc/spagetty 9600 tty1
Why would flashing red be a problem?
You can always renew. You believe in renewal don't you?
Forget Alien vs. Predator, here comes Spock vs. Yoda.
Get ready to rumble!!!!
I hear Joe Pesci will play Yoda.
Strong arms from "butter churning".
Is that what they call it these days?
I guess all those one handed surfers are Amish.
If you want titties and beer, buy a macbook.
We *are* talking IT.
There is already plenty of man-boob and drinking to go around.
Their stores were what killed them.
Yup, they took a page from Compuadd's play book:
"This direct sales thing is great,
but what we really need is some brick and morter!"
I prefer 'Celebrity Death Match'
I always felt that Peter Gabriel's song "I don't remember"
could have been Gonzales' theme music:
I don't remember,
I don't recal,
I have no memory
of anything at all.
Trixie will be played by Lindsey Lohan.
Frustrated with Speed's obvious lack of interest in women,
she ends up having sex and doing lines with Chim Chim.
Keeping a teen from porn is like trying to keep Vervet monkeys out of the fields.
Unless you are willing to shoot them, it is a lost cause.
That would only lead to more monkeys.
More trivia: Maurice Evans played the orangutan Dr. Zaius in "Planet of the Apes"
That was wild, man.