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  1. Re:What do you expect from the "tube" guys? on Flawed Online Dating Bill Being Pushed in New Jersey · · Score: 1

    ...have no idea about what the internet is

    The internet is a little bird tweeting in meadow;
    The internet is a wreath of pretty flowers which... smell bad.

    Norman coordinate... beep beep beeeeeeeeee...

  2. Re:Quick, redefine! on UN Says Tasers Are a Form of Torture · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for suggestions.

    Happy Fun Ball has a pleasant ring.
    Everybody knows not to taunt Happy Fun Ball.

  3. Re:IOW on Maryland To Tax Custom Programming and Computer Services · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder what those congresmen do to the hookers

    Pay them with your tax dollars. That's a fact.

  4. Re:Goofing off at home? on AT&T Calls Telecommuters Back To the Cubicle · · Score: 1

    Now I'm going to spend 1/2 an hour in the company men's room...

    Absolutely. In this fast paced world, sometimes you need to stop and smell the roses.

  5. Re:There should be a law against people who do thi on Journalists Can't Hide News From the Internet · · Score: 1

    It is working in the US, but there are places outside the US where the US government does not feel so constrained.

  6. Re:No biggie - they're young and will find out... on In The US, Email Is Only For Old People · · Score: 1

    ...doing bong hits in your dorm

    Careful not to over generalize. Some college students live off campus.

  7. Throughput is only part of the experience on Terabit-Per-Second Class Connections over FTTH · · Score: 1

    If you step over the top sekrit 10TB monthly limit the provider will cut you off and send over the company dog to scoot its anus across your new carpet.

  8. Re:Not even close. on People Believe NASA Funded As Well As US Military · · Score: 1

    Something neither of you mention: If you take only the amount currently paid by individuals for health insurance and care you could pay for national health care. Compare our per capita health care costs to other industrial nations that provide health care for their citizens. Add in the 500 billion or so per year of *real* costs in Iraq and the results would be stunning.

  9. Re:Well, he's over 40. on Gene Simmons Blames College Kids For Music Industry Woes · · Score: 1

    If you like KISS at any age, you have no taste.

  10. Re:solution on First Use of RIPA to Demand Encryption Keys · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You don't have to prove you're innocent, they have to prove you are guilty.

    That kind of thinking is *so* pre 9-11.

  11. Re:Extra TP as an award on Wikileaks Releases Sensitive Guantanamo Manual · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...are they holding Beavis at Gitmo?!

    No, they apparently put him in charge.

  12. It can be awkward on Most Parents Don't Game With Their Kids · · Score: 1

    GTA Hot Coffee with your mom?
    Some things are not meant to be.

  13. Re:Drafting isn't egalitarian. on Chinese Sub Pops Up Amid US Navy Exercise · · Score: 1, Informative

    The all volunteer force is supposed to give us professional, dedicated warriors.

    Blackwater and other private armies are staffed with very dedicated warriors.

  14. Re:The next... on Even the Masseuse is a Multimillionaire at Google · · Score: 1

    Vague predictions of doom aren't "actionable intelligence".

    I find your lack of faith disturbing... - Darth Cheney

  15. Re:In Other News... on FBI May Have Datamined Grocery Stores With Help From Credit Companies · · Score: 1

    Didn't Rush do an album about this sort of paranoia?
    I believe it was 'Hummusfears'.

  16. Re:More SimCity links on One SimCity Per Child · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a toaster that doesn't run it yet.
    I you do that port, I can pay you in... um, simtoast.

  17. Re:What's Nerd about this Article? on YouTube Video Warned About School Shooting · · Score: 4, Funny

    How is this nerd news?

    He posted to YouTube! (That's on the intarweb)
    He is an alienated youth! (like many /. readers)
    Linus Torvalds is also Finnish! (though they probably did not know each other)

    Geek - O - Rama

  18. Re:Well, fortunately - on Whose Laws Apply On the ISS? · · Score: 1

    In space, crazy diaper woman would be too drunk to swing the hammer.

  19. Re:This has me worried on Genetic Modification Produces Mighty Mouse · · Score: 1

    ...appealing to exactly the wrong people: the military

    You may be correct.

    Bushwinkle would like GM Squirrels in the arsenal.

  20. Re:How about on US Voting Machines Standards Open To Public · · Score: 1

    A printed receipt that you drop in a box after visual verification sounds great.

    In practice I wonder how that would work for elections where you vote for many different items. I just finished voting on a bunch of proposed constitutional changes on an electronic voting machine in Texas. Even the final verification screen was pretty useless unless you had a reference sheet to compare against. It was just a long list of Prop #1 - No, Prop #2 - Yes, ... Prop #666 - Yes, etc. and no descriptions of individual items. I don't really have an answer for how to briefly summarize a long list for verification on limited visual real estate and still be intelligible.

    How would that look on a paper receipt unless it is multiple pages of 8"x11" ?

  21. Bush inspired question... on Call for a Presidential Debate on Science · · Score: 1

    How do you pronounce 'nuclear'?

  22. Re:...What? on Vista Sales Rate Fell Last Quarter · · Score: 1

    ...every tard with an iPod

    Apple fanatic = iTard
    Microsoft apologist = Wintard
    Linux evangelist = RTardFM

  23. Re:GFLOPS? TFLOPS? on NEC SX-9 to be World's Fastest Vector Computer · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure about that, but I hear it can make the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.

  24. Analyze This! on Software To Evaluate Facial Expressions Developed · · Score: 5, Funny

    :-)

    Expression analyzed: Terrorist Alert!
  25. Re:slightly offtopic on A Technology Report From A San Diego Fire Shelter · · Score: 1

    The green player should have allocated more resources for research.
    His cavalry is outclassed by those tank units.