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  1. Re:Department of Redundancy Department on Why Microsoft Won't List Claimed Patent Violations · · Score: 1

    we need more Evolution vs. Creationism stories.

    Bill Joy created vi, but emacs is more evolved.

  2. Re:"Ill Gotten Gains" on Justice Department Promises Stronger Copyright Punishments · · Score: 1

    No, they will seize *all* of your money and property as *alleged* 'ill gotten gains'. Then it will be up to you to fight a long and expensive legal battle to prove otherwise.

  3. Re:I quit BSG when they cured the president's on Battlestar Galactica To Continue After All · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't have a problem with a Cylon based cure. It would have been more interesting to have the president need to eat Cylon fetus periodically to stay alive. Then there would always be an edgy back story about her looking for her next fix.

  4. Re:T4 on New "Terminator" Trilogy Planned · · Score: 5, Funny

    T7: Stack overflow.

  5. No Skywalkers?!?! on Lucas To Make New Live Action Star Wars Films · · Score: 1

    I guess that just leaves Jar Jar and the Ewoks.

  6. Re:Soylent green is delicious!!! on Jobs Responds to Greenpeace FUD · · Score: 1

    Soylent Green is people!

    Fine with me. It beats soybeans and lentils anyday.
    Munch, munch... boy you can really taste the people!

  7. Re:even easier on NASA Tackles Ethics of Deep-Space Exploration · · Score: 1

    Send geeks into space...

    The spaceships would need to include a basement and an automated mother's voice:
    "Melvar, stop playing with your toys and come to dinner!"

  8. Re:Congrats, Scotty! on Ashes of Doohan Sent Into Space · · Score: 1

    ...a locomotive engineer (ok, "driver" to some of you)

    Take a break driver eight...

  9. Re:The end of Microsoft's Golden Age... on Hi, I'm a Mac, and I'm Your Enterprise Computer · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... 1985-2005 as a "Golden Age" for Microsoft

    They *did* piss on many their customers during this period.

  10. Re:Oh no. on OMB Website Exposes Thousands of SSNs · · Score: 0

    Was 565-459-9342 on the list?

    You can't fool us Mockylock.
    That's your /. ID from the year 2143 and you've traveled back in time to make a first post.
    Diabolical!

  11. Re:Automated Law Enforcement? on Airships to Patrol Venezuela's Skies · · Score: 1

    ED-209: Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.

  12. Re:Got Permission? on Microsoft/Samsung Ink Patent Deal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do I need to check with them before I use my electric toothbrush, as well?

    That depends.
    Does it run Linux?

  13. Re:Evolution vs Inteligence Re:Creationists on Chimps Evolved More Than Humans · · Score: 1

    A chimp with the physical limitations of Stephen Hawkins would be lunch.

    I doubt most animals would trouble with that stringy bit of jerky.
    A herd of hungry hamsters maybe.

  14. Re:My spin on Apple TV "Barely Watchable" · · Score: 1

    That's like being kissed by an angel compared to a Sid and Marty Croft production

    Maybe you didn't smoke enough weed when watching the S&M classics.
    Nothing like H.R. 'Puffin Stuff' on a lazy Saturday morning.

  15. Just hide the damn thing on Using Two Monitors Makes You More Productive? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come audit time, stuff the extra monitor under the desk or pile some binders on top of it.

    If anyone gets too close to it, smack them on the back of the skull with a lead pipe and put the body in the cubicle of someone you don't like.

    This advice brought to you free of charge by /. and Sponge Bath.

  16. Re:no, it's backwards to assume patentability. on USPTO New Accelerated Review Process · · Score: 1

    ...being able to write on a Big Chief tablet with a jumbo purple crayon


    George W Bush holds that patent.

  17. Re:Female Doctor also done as fan-produced episode on Doctor Who Series Four Is A Go · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine having a Yank on the show would go over well with UK audiences.

    They should get Mira Furlan (as a bald woman Doctor).
    I'm sure she would love to do more sci-fi and everyone loves Croatians.

  18. Re:Wow on CPR Not as Effective as Chest Compressions Alone · · Score: 1

    Kicking him while he's down is allowed, right?

    Hell yeah! But since it's St Patrick's day, you have to get drunk first.
    Cheers!

  19. Re:Wow on CPR Not as Effective as Chest Compressions Alone · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's soooo many more lives that I'd save...

    Scenario: Darl McBride on the ground clutching his chest in pain.
    Well? Your move. No lip locking required.

  20. Re:Your post is just silly on The Score is IBM - 700,000 / SCO - 326 · · Score: 1

    /. posts are emotionally detached

    I think the word you are searching for is unhinged.

  21. Re:Tornado Alley and supervolcanos on Yellowstone Supervolcano Making Strange Rumblings · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...a Yellowstone eruption would almost certainly own much of North America.

    On the bright side, SCO would have front row seats.
    Eat hot ash Darl!

  22. Re:Back to Locke on Why Exercise Boosts Brainpower · · Score: 1

    Does your heart rate get up?

    Yes, just before you get run down by an SUV.

    Biking is great. Coexisting with cars is challenging,
    which kills the enjoyment for me.

    This is not a rant against car drivers in general.
    There are plenty of idiots operating both bikes and cars.

  23. Re:Missing option on The Ten Most Important Games · · Score: 1

    Life

    I don't think board games were considered.

  24. Re:I just hope Tron is still in there on Inside the Machine · · Score: 1

    ...fighting for the users.

    When asked for comment, Tron responded:
    "Given the standard sub-standard training of most lusers,
    they can kiss my glowing metal ass."

  25. Re:I'm a "night person" on Is Daylight Saving Shift Really Worth It? · · Score: 2, Funny

    It looks like someone has a case of the 'Mondays'.