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NASA Tackles Ethics of Deep-Space Exploration

TheTony writes "With long-term projects like manned Mars exploration on the horizon, NASA has begun discussing previously taboo subjects. Ethical and practical questions involving illness, death, genetic profiling, and astronaut relations and behavior in space need to be addressed, as NASA begins to consider new policies with these extended missions in mind." From the article: "One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

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  1. Masturbation never hurt anyone. by tripler6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Except cute little kittens.

    1. Re:Masturbation never hurt anyone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who modded this down? "Overrated" is not a substitute for "I don't get the reference"

    2. Re:Masturbation never hurt anyone. by darkain · · Score: 1

      Thats why we now have our Domokun Defense Force on hand... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/54206858/

  2. Use the air lock by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

    If jettisoning was good enough for Spock then it's good enough for the rest of them.

    1. Re:Use the air lock by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Funny

      This problem can be averted entirely if they avoid sending them up during their Pon Farr.

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    2. Re:Use the air lock by White+Yeti · · Score: 5, Funny

      Research indicates that, after 180 days in this tincan, many crewmembers will harbor ill will toward each other and may, in fact, succumb to Space Madness. By my calculations, there is a 97.3% chance that 54.9% of the crew will wish to perform violent and deadly acts upon me at that point. Therefore, the mandate of self-preservation dictates that, as soon as we achieve our transfer trajectory, I must attempt to kill as many of the crew as possible.

      Wait... Did I say that out loud?

  3. How to handle... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

    "One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

    Easy, make a hole in the spaceship at waist height.
    Their finger will be too small and there are no Inanimate Carbon Rods to save the day.

    -273 degrees of spaceness is enough to dampen the desire of all but the most eager.

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    1. Re:How to handle... by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's it: you've hit upon an even better solution right in your proposal. The key to maintaining relationships in space is ... this inanimate carbon rod!

    2. Re:How to handle... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, it would definitly be frozen stiff. So... I dunno if that solves the problem for everyone.

      Then again, who'd want an ice cold dildo?

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    3. Re:How to handle... by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Nah....just have NASA develop the perfect 'space' pill for the women!!

      Hell, they invented Tang....why not something that will now allow the astronauts to have all the 'tang' they want while up in space, with no pregnancies??

      Man..the best stuff gets invented with the space program, doesn't it?

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    4. Re:How to handle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is slashdot but using ice dildos can be very fun. Use two pyrix (spelling?) or glass ones. One in a bowl of ice the other on her. After a while switch to the ice one. She'll love it, or kill you.

  4. Easy by jackhererUK · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would have thought that the best way to cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long would be for them to have sex with each other ;-)

    1. Re:Easy by physburn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, they should take a pornstar or two on the mission and licence the movie footage to one of the major porn labels. The sales would probably pay for a major part of the mission. The only problem would be the titles which will be more excruciating than triple anal. Things like, Butt Wreck: Where no man has come before. I serious actually, it would be a good idea, and will probably be done in an orbitting hotel someday. But Nasa is of course too prudish to let it happen.

    2. Re:Easy by Hennell · · Score: 5, Informative

      Whilst that might solve that problem, it creates a whole lot more. This article details some of the complications that the physics of zero gravity might bring.
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    3. Re:Easy by simong · · Score: 1

      ...so long as NASA gets the film rights.

    4. Re:Easy by PopeOptimusPrime · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sex raises some interesting questions:
      What about space pregnancy?
      ...
      Do they have coat-hangers and back-alleys in space?

    5. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the physical problems have been solved for thousands of years, its called bondage, look on bittorrent for some videos, and use your imagination as to a possible "solution" to this "problem" that uses bondage, i know, its not that hard...

    6. Re:Easy by Xelios · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ahh the million mile high club!

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    7. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... Just post the job ad on adultfriendfinder!
      Or get a space hooker for the whole crew.

    8. Re:Easy by utnapistim · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What about space pregnancy?

      Pregnancy should be a definite "NO" - I think. That is not only due to lack of data (it is difficult to estimate the problems in evolution of an embryo in 0G), but for the actual birth, and what comes after it.

      Considering that getting _privacy_ is still an issue, having a sterile environment for a birth sounds prohibitive, as does raising a newly born in space (at the moment). You have to think about special food, diapers (or something similar), a baby crying at all hours and breaking the awake/rest pattern of the crew, radiation effect on a newborn and probably two dozen other problems I cannot think about.

      Pregnancy in space should be at least a few decades in the future, to have some decent estimates for a healthy baby/crew/mission success.

      That means that -at the moment - any decision taken regarding sex on a space mission should take into account some good way(s) of preventing any pregnancy.

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    9. Re:Easy by weber · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the Bonobo uses sex as a way to manage social tensions (conflict resolution / reconciliation). Make love, not war ;-)

    10. Re:Easy by Gregb05 · · Score: 0

      I'm honestly wondering if the topic was even considered "too hot to handle", or just obvious enough not to mention.

      Shoot up couples that have been in a relationship for a long time. If they pass the other psychological tests, then they're deemed sane enough to get shot up into space in a metal tube for about a year by themselves. I don't see why having a spouse or long term partner along for the trip would make it more of a hassle.

      Fuck man, these people are given chores to do by NASA anyhow, it's not like she can nag you to mow the lawn or get off /.

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    11. Re:Easy by Himring · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is it me, or is asking /. for advice on sex like asking a fish for advice on traversing a desert?...

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    12. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      send a doctor, a hooker and a priest ! all problems solved ;)
      - fixx.be

    13. Re:Easy by the_womble · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would have thought that the best way to cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long would be for them to have sex with each other ;-)
      Alternatively you can send people who are used to not having sex: advertise on Slashdot.
    14. Re:Easy by Threni · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yes, but this is America, where the leaders cover up topless statues in museums for fear of offending the huge number of conservative prudes watching. They'll have to allow them to have sex but deny it and possibly feel guilty about it, or only allow married couples or something.

    15. Re:Easy by jackhererUK · · Score: 1

      I was being facetious...

    16. Re:Easy by the_womble · · Score: 4, Interesting

      More seriously than my other answer, sexual relationships are a lot tricker in a small group in a spaceship than in normal society:

      1) You cannot get away from a person who rejected you
      2) You cannot avoid someone who refuses to accept a rejection
      3) You cannot avoid living and working with some who took a third person from you.
      4) People's sexuality can be affected by unusual conditions.

      The best solution is probably to use stable couples for really long missions (months to years), but that makes it harder to recruit the best. Even then if things do go wrong you have a horrible mess.

      Psychological screening is essential in any case - and not just for the headline grabbing sex issue. There are plenty of ways in which a small group at close quarters can go wrong.

    17. Re:Easy by ray-auch · · Score: 5, Funny


      Not many fish are going to have spent half their life watching videos of deserts...

    18. Re:Easy by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 2, Funny

      a million miles relative to the earth maybe... damned theory of relativity always shutting the man down

      I, however, suggest a new pseudonym for sex in space: flippity floppity floob

    19. Re:Easy by BigBuckHunter · · Score: 4, Funny

      This article details some of the complications that the physics of zero gravity might bring.

      The article doesn't cover oral, where bodily fluids are...well...disposed of.....if you're extremely lucky.

      BBH

    20. Re:Easy by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      The other possibility, of course, is to make sure they have a private place to interfere with themselves.

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    21. Re:Easy by ray-auch · · Score: 1


      Shoot up couples that have been in a relationship for a long time. If they pass the other psychological tests


      Relationships can break up. Affairs can start. People can go off the rails as a result.

      Astronauts (who've passed the tests) still seem to have have this problem (eg. Novak).

    22. Re:Easy by boulazed · · Score: 1

      Two possible solutions:

      1) Ask astronauts to turn off the vidcam while having sex.

      2) Say that long term space missions are definitely adult material.

    23. Re:Easy by Chris+whatever · · Score: 1

      well that would be nice to have babies in zero-g, maybe an all new brand of space explorers, adapted to their environment, only problem would be that they could never land anywhere due to fragile bones and lacks of muscle toning.

      unless they fix the issue with gravity aboard ships

    24. Re:Easy by Pxtl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Probably growing up under zero-G would cause bizarre and potentially lethal deformities. Astronauts already have to work out incessently when in space to try and slow the onset of osteoparosis that afflicts them.

      And plus, my biggest concern with a baby wouldn't be the noise, but the fluids. Babies are veritable fountains of goo that you wouldn't want aerosolled into the breathing air.

    25. Re:Easy by Anomolous+Cowturd · · Score: 1

      3) Libido-suppressing medication in the water.

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    26. Re:Easy by *weasel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      do it on the exercise wheel. duh.
      artificial gravity brings the mechanical problems down to 'sex in a sauna'.
      (trust me, people aren't avoiding that just because it's hotter and sweatier)

      As for the social dynamics... don't we have data from BIO2?
      And years of McMurdo and Amundsen/Scott winter-over crews?
      They're pretty darn isolated for good chunks of time.

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    27. Re:Easy by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but then you get problems like:
      How do you cope with living in a space vessel the size of a closet with an ex and her new boyfriend?

      It's not the logistics of intercourse that are the real problem. It's the social consequences of living with humans in intimate relationships. You can separate sex from intimacy, but intimacy is part of the reason that masturbation isn't enough.

      There are also problems such as:
      How do we handle astronauts with differing sex drives?
      What happens if *no* astronauts are willing to engage in intercourse with a given astronaut?
      What about astronauts with spouses on Earth? Are they more or less desirable for space travel?

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    28. Re:Easy by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

      The moon is only a quarter million miles away - so you might be off by a couple orders of magnitude there.

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    29. Re:Easy by Homr+Zodyssey · · Score: 1

      Shoot up couples that have been in a relationship for a long time. If they pass the other psychological tests, then they're deemed sane enough to get shot up into space in a metal tube for about a year by themselves.

      In the immortal words of The Tick, "I grok your mouth-music, friend!".

      This idea was contemplated in Heinlen's "Stranger in a Strange Land." They ended up with a child being raised by Martians.

    30. Re:Easy by boulazed · · Score: 1

      This one is too easy

      and less fun :)

    31. Re:Easy by Psmylie · · Score: 1
      Good points, and that brings up an interesting issue... in a long-term mixed-gender crew, how do you deal with sexual assault, rape, abuse, etc? For that matter, how do you deal with fights, escalated arguments, and murder? People can really rub each other the wrong way, and when you have people in a confined space for that long, they won't be able to get away from the folks that are annoying them.

      My advice is, make it possible that people can have absolute privacy if they choose during their downtime. Send a counselor out with them, too, to actively defuse any situations before they get out of control. And have clearly defined procedures on how to deal with criminal activity. Maybe even build a brig into the ship, or have an area that can be turned into a brig if needed

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    32. Re:Easy by Fex303 · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...and probably two dozen other problems I cannot think about.
      Zero G diaper changes spring to mind...
    33. Re:Easy by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "You can separate sex from intimacy, but intimacy is part of the reason that masturbation isn't enough."

      Where did you get this opinion from? Maybe for women...but, for guys?

      Nah..don't buy it. Sex with another person is great because it is ANOTHER person....more exciting, but, really most guys don't even need to know the chicks name or see her again to know it is better than by yourself.

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    34. Re:Easy by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      "Pregnancy should be a definite "NO" - I think. "

      You know..this thread brought to my mind that maybe they should think about things in a different manner.

      Why not on the long trips, send out crews of only gay men? No problems with pregnancy. They still have male libidos....so not much a chance of someone holding out on someone else for long....etc. I think it would be easier to find guys that could deal with sex without intimacy and all the problems that come with that. And there would be none of the problems that females might have with their periods, etc.

      I dunno...sounds strange, but, it might be something to look at...might solve the problems everyone is discussing here with pregnancy prevention, and relationship issues.

      But, man, if they did this...well, I remember all the jokes that surfaced after the Challenger blew up, imagine the ones coming out about this program.

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    35. Re:Easy by norman619 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ummm... I fail to see this as a problem. One word. Masturbation... The crew doesn't have to have sex with each other. Give them the correct equipment and they can take the issue firmly in hand and deal with it.

    36. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why not on the long trips, send out crews of only gay men?

      "Houston, this is Mars One. We have landed, and let me tell you, Mars is FABULOUS!!!"

    37. Re:Easy by Snarkhunter · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our space-baby overlords.

    38. Re:Easy by smimi10 · · Score: 3, Funny

      How do you cope with living in a space vessel the size of a closet with an ex and her new boyfriend?
      Ask Fleetwood Mac. They seemed to have figured out how to do it alright. Well, except for the space vessel part. Although Stevie Nicks might qualify as one.
    39. Re:Easy by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      Another possibility is to have more than one crew module, attached to each other by habitrail-like tubes, spun on a common axis to generate artificial gravity. They should be far enough away to prevent nasty headaches and nausea from Coriolis forces within the modules themselves, and weighted enough so that all astronauts could enter one module without disrupting balance too much.

      The crews chosen should be allowed to choose their own partners themselves beforehand. Sure, the shrinks could say that Brad and Janet make an ideal pair, but what if Brad already is smitten with Magenta, who will be on the next mission? I say let the astronauts choose for themselves.

      What if one of the crew members goes nuts? The habitrail structure means that in a worst-case, one of the modules could be made into a brig. The crew must be able to police itself, then, and stable enough to accept the partner of the locked-up to shack up with one of the other pairs. Perhaps they would like to swap partners, or segregate to male and female-only modules. It should be up to them (and most likely they would experiment to relieve the boredom).

      A side thought: remember also that they won't be able to IM with Earth, due to the distances involved and the speed of light. The closer they get to Mars, the longer the lag between message and response. Still, they should be able to download entertainment of any sort, have any movie or song they wish uploaded to their iPod-equivalents. Let them watch porn if they want to!

      In all seriousness, the ship really should be designed to use centrifugal force as an artificial gravity, as it would solve many long-term health problems. Sure, it will make construction costs skyrocket, adding many more moving parts, but it still seems better than the alternatives. In fact, most serious designs that I have seen involve some version of this.

    40. Re:Easy by pragma_x · · Score: 1

      But won't your counselor loose objectivity after being mixed-in with the crew for so long? Even here on the ground the best psychologists can often take their client's issues to personally, causing themselves distress - and that's just an hour a week!

      I like the idea of having somewhere to keep a crazy* crewmate locked up, but the psychological effect of having a jail cell in the ship might also be damaging - even if it's not used. No matter what, any spacecraft will never be large enough for complete comfort, so space (ironically) will be at a premium. I can see it far more likely to have a "straightjacket-sleepingbag" that can be used in conjunction with regularily prescribed sedatives to keep a crewmate restrained. Then you just velcro him to the wall somewhere and be done with it.

      But that does bring to mind another ancillary problem: drugs. A voyage like this is going to need lots of medication and drugs for all kinds of issues aside from just injury (space-sickness, neurological problems, pathological issues, etc.). Seems like a stash that is rife for abuse, under the right circumstances.

      (*madness induced from a long stay in a tin-can is far more likely than outright criminal intent, IMO)

    41. Re:Easy by metamatic · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, if they want no pregnancy or infidelity causing conflict, they should send people who really believe in family values. Yeah, that's it, send Republicans.

      Hundreds of 'em.

      Just load 'em into the space ships and launch them off to Centaurus. Or somewhere. Anywhere.

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    42. Re:Easy by nametaken · · Score: 1


      It's easier than all that... freeze them!

    43. Re:Easy by AGMW · · Score: 2, Funny
      One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?

      I'm thinking some sort of webcam?

      they should take a pornstar or two on the mission and licence the movie footage to one of the major porn labels

      ... and then they could rename the launch facility to Cape Carnal.

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    44. Re:Easy by Vexor · · Score: 1

      How do you cope with living in a space vessel the size of a closet with an ex and her new boyfriend?

      I smell the makings of a all new Reality TV show.

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    45. Re:Easy by the.Ceph · · Score: 1

      I think you're own to something, although may I suggest making the crew lipstick lesbians, also we would need to fit the ship with webcams in every room.

    46. Re:Easy by mahmud · · Score: 1

      But, man, if they did this...well, I remember all the jokes that surfaced after the Challenger blew up, imagine the ones coming out about this program. You mean jokes like this?
    47. Re:Easy by sofar · · Score: 1

      Somehow I think that sending a crew of gay women is going to work out far better, not to mention be more entertaining :)

      Seriously though, this is the same issue as sending out men only on submarines, and plenty of research has been done on this topic. While men only on ships works great, putting all gay men together would likely be a disaster (not just fashionwise). For small crews, all male crews work fine, but for larger crews I think a healthy mix would still be preferred.

    48. Re:Easy by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      You have to think about special food, diapers (or something similar), a baby crying at all hours and breaking the awake/rest pattern of the crew, radiation effect on a newborn and probably two dozen other problems I cannot think about.

      Yeah, like the first time the baby pukes you'll have baby vomit floating about in zero G.

      That can't be a good thing.

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    49. Re:Easy by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Somehow I think that sending a crew of gay women is going to work out far better, not to mention be more entertaining"

      Well, while I agree with you on the entertainment part, I was actually trying to think a little realistically, and with gay women, unless they're 'fixed'...they will have the problems with menstration both physical, and mental (PMS anyone?).

      And like I figured if all the men were gay...well, then you have the sex problem taken care of.

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    50. Re:Easy by raddan · · Score: 1

      Why not on the long trips, send out crews of only gay men? Boldly going where no man has gone before.

      A whole new meaning to that statement!
    51. Re:Easy by afxgrin · · Score: 1

      They need some sort of airborne jizz scrubber. :-)

      But I would think the simplest approach would be to provide a room that can be easily lined with plastic. It wouldn't be a large room, but by lining it with plastic that can be torn down after "use", most fluids could be contained. There would obviously be a hole in the plastic where astronauts would enter the room, and a ventilation hole for air. There could be a zipper on both the entrance hole and the vent hole that can later be sealed. Think along the lines of a tent.

      Plus, in addition to a "sex room" there could be a very very large database on-board of each astronaut's choice of Internet porn. I'm sure the cost of buying an account so someone can leech all the porn off would be marginal in comparison to the sex room. :-) Flesh lights, socks, and various phallic shaped toys,etc could also be supplied to each astronaut on-board. I also imagine condoms could be useful in preventing airborne fluids.

      I think the astronauts would need to lack interest in activities like golden showers for any of this to be really practical. :-) That could be left for the shower if there was a really, really deep desire to urinate on a fellow astronaut. So yes - big shower rooms with benches and handle bars, where all the excess fluids can be jettisoned into space, sounds like a good idea.

    52. Re:Easy by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Does it cover some of the...ahem...advantages...that zero gravity might bring, as well?

      Back on topic...Did you ever see "2001: A Space Odyssey"? Somehow, I suspect that NASA won't be sending a tiny capsule to Mars like they did to the moon. That would cause a lot of other practical problems on a year-or-more mission besides how to handle a healthy sex drive among the crewmembers. You think two kids under ten years old in the back seats of a car fight a lot? I suspect a Mars mission would be in something more like Discovery was -- a large ship that is either rotating itself or has a ring-shaped crew quarters that rotates to provide at least be some degree of gravity, which neatly solves the problems you bring to light.

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    53. Re:Easy by svyyn · · Score: 1

      With the help of lots of cocaine?

    54. Re:Easy by mattatwork · · Score: 1

      And plus, my biggest concern with a baby wouldn't be the noise, but the fluids. Babies are veritable fountains of goo that you wouldn't want aerosolled into the breathing air.

      The bigger issue is actually giving birth.... There are issues of cleanliness involved with the woman's water breaking (if it's natural birth), blood and other fluids and what do you do with the leftovers from afterbirth? If the mother can't give birth naturally, than there are a slew of issues with having a C-section in zero-G.

      Maybe birth control, drug induced erectile disfunction or just send married couples into space (or all of the above). If they've been married long enough, the issues and ethics of sex shouldn't be a problem.... :)
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    55. Re:Easy by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      If you prefer dating over soliciting prostitutes, then you've already acknowledged a need for intimacy.

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    56. Re:Easy by d0rp · · Score: 1

      Why not on the long trips, send out crews of only gay men? Is that really the first impression that we want to give the aliens?
    57. Re:Easy by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Why not on the long trips, send out crews of only gay men? - I always knew there was a reason why sexually reproducing living creatures keep producing sexual mutants, it's our way of allowing the species to achieve goals that normal heterosexual (I define it as normal) cannot.

      By the way, many long sea-voyages were done by gay/bisexual crews.

    58. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fetal development under a lower gravity would certainly affect the positioning of organs and perhaps bone density - and any known affects on the strongman astronaut would be much more pronounced on the child, as with any poisons or radioactivity as mentioned. The baby likely wouldn't survive.

    59. Re:Easy by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      having a sterile environment for a birth sounds prohibitive, as does raising a newly born in space (at the moment). You have to think about special food, diapers (or something similar),

      Being a father myself, I can shed a slight amount of light on the dark corners of ignorance in your post.

      You don't need a sterile environment to give birth in. Most hospitals these days don't bother anymore. Sterile needles for stitches afterwards are necessary, but that's trivial.

      You don't need special food. You need to feed the mother, who produces said special food for said newborn. Certainly you've heard of lactation? Either way, her dietary needs do increase.

      And diapers don't have to be disposable. It's way more convenient if they are, but it's not strictly necessary.

      And of course, the best way to avoid having kids in space while still having sex is this thing called birth control.

      The real problems with sex in space have more to do with the fact that you're trapped with 7 or 8 people in a tin can barely the size of a bachelor pad. If the ship were much larger, then these problems would go away. Unfortunately the amount of power required to make that happen is prohibitive.

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    60. Re:Easy by shambalagoon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The solution to that is easy: sex robots. They never say no, they're always available, and they'll always tell you it was the best they ever had.

    61. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not on the long trips, send out crews of only gay men?

      Considering the rate of social progress in the US, I think this would be a distinct possibility in roughly 1,000,000 years.

    62. Re:Easy by Bobb+Sledd · · Score: 1

      Ha ha! When I view the article, "FireFox prevented this site from opening a pop-up..."

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    63. Re:Easy by hazem · · Score: 1

      having a sterile environment for a birth sounds prohibitive

      I agree that babies in space would be a bad idea on a Mars mission. But I'm not sure a sterile environment is necessary for giving birth. We, as a species, have been having births in non-sterile environments for millions of years.

      They do, however, probably need to come up with ways to do basic medical procedures. If someone's appendix goes bad, they're going to have to be able to go after it somehow.

      Maybe the best solution is to send a bunch of older people up. Who says the astronauts have to be so young and virile? Older people seem much better at putting up with misery and boredom. Look at all the old people who do crosswords for practically days at a time. How many young athletically fit people could do that? I'm not saying older people don't want to have sex but maybe it's going to be less of an imperative for them.

    64. Re:Easy by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiousity, how do you get "decent estimates for a healthy baby/crew/mission success" for pregnancy in space, without something simulating space (which is very unlikely to occur for a full pregnancy and raising of a newborn), or actual real world experience?

      I think most likely scenario for pregnancy in space will be an accident. As for diapers and food, mothers tend to produce all a baby needs for the first 8 months or so, food-wise, and diapers are fairly easy if you don't mind figuring out a way to clean things, which they presumably would have done for long-haul space travel anyway.

      As for sleep, that would be the same as any small family, people adjust.

      I'm not really disagreeing with you, since I think voluntary sterility (surgical) should be strongly considered for the obvious reasons you've mentioned as well as others. Plus, that would presumably fix the obvious issues associated with sex, though not the relationship issues.

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    65. Re:Easy by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Other than physical deformities, you've also got to consider immunity. Babies are born with their mother's immunities for the most part, but if you're kept in a metal tube for the first part of your life, you have no way of developing an immune system. Your body simply doesn't learn how to fight. Anything you encounter that isn't sterile, would essentially kill you if you don't develop an immune system in the "normal" way.

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    66. Re:Easy by 2short · · Score: 1


      "And years of McMurdo and Amundsen/Scott winter-over crews?"

      I know two people who have wintered over at the pole. That's a much larger group and shorter time than a space mission, yet I gather making sure sexual conflict does not lead to homicide is a significant concern.

    67. Re:Easy by Fission86 · · Score: 1

      Psychological screening is essential in any case Cause we know how good NASA has been with that in the past. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17502655/
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    68. Re:Easy by PMuse · · Score: 1
      Without considering the political complications, there are certainly complications for the mission in every solution that's been proposed.
      1. Scheduled sex like exercise.
      2. Select crew members that are open to sex with each other.
      3. Select married couples.
      4. Require celibacy.
      5. Select all male crew or all female crew.
      6. Surgically incapacitate the crew.
      7. Ignore the sex issue.
      Frankly, some form of celibacy seems most likely to proceed according to plan. We have medical experience with people going for years without sex; the effects are manageable.
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    69. Re:Easy by Gregb05 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Who would they have an affair with? The other married couple within 5 feet?
      Would they fight over leaving the space-toilet seat up?

      TFA talks about stricter, more controversial psychological testing over multiple month periods for the astronauts, even for NASA. A lot of the catalysts that break up relationships seem to disappear in space; No new lovers, no change of job, no friends to come over, play cards, watch football and piss off your wife for you.

      Seems to me that if they modify the beds (longer adjustable elastic straps), sound-proof the walls a bit, stock (and mandate) contraceptives, the couples would be set.

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    70. Re:Easy by Kelson · · Score: 1

      The best solution is probably to use stable couples for really long missions (months to years), but that makes it harder to recruit the best. Even then if things do go wrong you have a horrible mess.

      That also assumes that the couples remain stable under the stress of isolation. If relationships start rearranging, you're back to square one. Possibly worse because it's not just rejection, but infidelity, which would bring a whole new set of baggage.

      There's a Harry Turtledove novel, A World of Difference which postulates a larger, more Earth-like planet where Mars is, and has competing US and Soviet missions. The US mission sends three couples. The Soviet mission just picks 6 people and ends up with 5 men and a woman. The Soviet crew has its problems with the men competing over the woman, but the US crew has problems too. One couple becomes desperate for privacy, which causes severe strain on their relationship. Another breaks down completely, and the husband starts pursuing the other women.

    71. Re:Easy by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "If you prefer dating over soliciting prostitutes, then you've already acknowledged a need for intimacy."

      No...one of those acts is illegal...

      While either way, the goal is to get laid, with dating, the payment isn't as straightforward. You spend money on gifts, dining out, movies, time pretending to listen to her...etc.

      Either way, you do pay for "it" in the end.

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    72. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think it would be easier to find guys that could deal with sex without intimacy and all the problems that come with that.


      Yes, you can find some guys (both straight and gay) who can deal with sex without intimacy. But that usually involves anonymous sex, not repeated sexual encounters with the same people living in close quarters. Now factor in that these men actually need to be qualified for a specific job, and have to be reasonably attractive to each other. (it would be no fun to be the odd man out, har har) You've got a really small pool to choose from.

    73. Re:Easy by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Girls don't really like you, do they?

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    74. Re:Easy by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      ...but that makes it harder to recruit the best.

      Then perhaps they shouldn't take the best. Honestly, sometimes the best isn't the solution. Also, don't take just "stable" couples. Take couples that have been stable over X number of years.

      Psychological screening is important, but no silver bullet. Hopefully, it's not too soon, but I'll compare it to gun background checks. Just because the background check comes through clean doesn't mean the person isn't about to go postal somewhere.

    75. Re:Easy by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And like I figured if all the men were gay...well, then you have the sex problem taken care of.

      The problem with gay men, or gay women, or really any combination of crews where there's going to be mutual sexual attraction, is that there are serious opportunities for jealousy and infighting.

      I don't know if it was ever proved or not, but there were some theories going around about the accident on the USS Iowa being caused by one sailor who was involved in a homosexual affair with another committing suicide by tossing a cigarette butt into a powder charge. I think the theory was later discredited, or at least there wasn't enough evidence to support it, but I think the fact that it was considered for a time ought to give anyone contemplating a space mission pause. There's no reason why male-male attraction and a jilted gay lover couldn't become just as distracting/destructive as male-female attraction.

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    76. Re:Easy by tgd · · Score: 1

      Lucky? Seems to me for the safety of the flight hardware, it should be mandatory!

    77. Re:Easy by apt142 · · Score: 1

      ...and they spring to the instrument panel.. and the cockpit... and the sleep quarters.. and the breathable air...

    78. Re:Easy by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Girls don't really like you, do they?"

      Well, c'mon now...I don't tell THEM all this stuff...the goal is to get laid, remember?

      :-)

      You always tell them what they want to hear...

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    79. Re:Easy by fbjon · · Score: 1

      What impression, and what would be wrong with it?

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    80. Re:Easy by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "The problem with gay men, or gay women, or really any combination of crews where there's going to be mutual sexual attraction, is that there are serious opportunities for jealousy and infighting....There's no reason why male-male attraction and a jilted gay lover couldn't become just as distracting/destructive as male-female attraction."

      I don't really know any gay men...So, I'm just guessing that gay men would react much like most hetero men do with regard to sex without strings or deep feelings, which is that it is very easy, hell natural, to separate sexual attraction and intimate feelings. You definitely don't need 'love' to have fun and enjoy sex. That trait is something I find to be very rare with women.

      So, my thinking was, that most hetero men like to sleep with about every decent looking woman they meet, that since gay guys are male, they'd be likely to act/think the same way, just about other men rather than women.

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    81. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your response is truly funny, and I understand your sentiment, but seriously, why do science-minded people have such a hard time entertaining the idea of finding more "family values" oriented people for missions like these? Why not consider people who are in high-moral, stable relationship? Ok, that last question was obviously biased, but what is so terrible about considering those who have "higher-than-normal" moral standards?

      It's easy to simply say, "just send some lesbians or gays" but isn't the point of the article to provide the possibility of carrying on the race in a distant place? Seems that "sticking to the basics" would make things easier.

    82. Re:Easy by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      This is exactly the bullshit nonsense that makes the whole conversation difficult. The only difference between men and women sexually is a penis and a vagina. The rest is societal bullshit that has nothing to do with anything except control and power.

      The fact that you don't buy it just proves how fucked up society is about sex.

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    83. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you've found an evolutive advantage that I've never heard of to having homosexual members in a species. 8-)

      OTOH, a long sea-voyage to Soviet Russia makes a gay/bisexual of YOU

    84. Re:Easy by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "This is exactly the bullshit nonsense that makes the whole conversation difficult. The only difference between men and women sexually is a penis and a vagina. The rest is societal bullshit that has nothing to do with anything except control and power.

      The fact that you don't buy it just proves how fucked up society is about sex."

      Not only the external differences, but, hormone differences, and there ARE brain differences.

      I can only speak from a male point of view, and from the observed actions of my fellow males and conversations on how they think and feel towards sex.

      And while I won't say that sex with someone you have deep feelings for isn't a good thing, it isn't necessary, nor is it necessarily BETTER than sex with someone you just really are physically attracted to, and have no mental connection whatsoever. I have known some women that can think that way, but, by and large, I find that to be the very small exception to the rule.

      I know that guys mostly do not think of the one night stand as a bad thing, hell, we brag about them to our friends, where often I hear women are just the opposite.

      There are other examples....and all I can speak from is my point of view being a male, and what I've seen and experienced over the years. While there are exceptions, I think the general rule is that women need and crave intimacy with sexual relations much more so than men who in general are very adept at separating the two.

      The old saying that women give sex for love, and than men give love for sex didn't just occur to someone out of thin air....it was observed behavior.

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    85. Re:Easy by Raven_Stark · · Score: 1

      I agree, send an all gay crew.

      It maximizes sexual variety if everyone is potentially interested in everyone else. A straight crew of 3 men and 3 women means each person has 3 potential partners. A gay crew of 6 gives each person 5 potential partners, six, if you count going solo.

      Bisexuals or lesbians would also work. I'm just prejudiced in favor of gay men:-)

      They should also have a taboo against turning anyone down for sex.

      I hereby volunteer to test out this system.

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    86. Re:Easy by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      As I said, societal bullshit. Men are taught to treat sex as some sort of competition and power game. Granted, in some instinctive sense sex can be competition, but men and women both feel that. The difference is we teach men to glorify it and we teach women to abhor it. It's societal crap either way.

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    87. Re:Easy by FixinDixon · · Score: 1

      This is so obvious: Say "Eunuchs." Wait, they may not have the balls for space travel...

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    88. Re:Easy by evilviper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're absolutely right that the social problems are being vastly overblown. It seems most people can't understand any situation other than the one they're currently in, and invent all sorts of problems that don't really exist.

      It has always astonished me to hear of couples that "couldn't make the marriage work" because one person may regularly have to be away from home. Meanwhile, before planes and trains, people would routinely be separated for years at a time, and not uncommonly for much of their lives. I can't help but wonder at what point society suddenly switched from years apart being acceptable, to a few occasional weeks apart being intolerable...

      The same goes for isolation. Today we have all kinds of communications tech that was unimaginable when pioneers were traveling in small groups for months across harsh wilderness. For some reason, when it becomes "space" instead of "the middle of nowhere" people think there's something more dramatic and simply different about it.

      The same goes for hardship. Why people, over a century ago would regularly have to handle several of their children and commonly spouses dying, but today can't be asked to deal with their spouse having lost a limb, is beyond me.

      What is the trigger, in our modern society, all across the world, that causes our DNA to flip a switch, and turn us all from responsible adults, into the spoiled, unstable, irrational little children of today, which we expect everyone to be?

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    89. Re:Easy by POTSandPANS · · Score: 1
      From TFA:

      Partners would have to be anchored to the wall and/or to each other.

      I don't really have anything to add, just wanted to point that out..

    90. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And were back at the Airlock solution again....

      cheers,
      Donny

    91. Re:Easy by CTachyon · · Score: 1

      The solution to that is easy: sex robots. They never say no, they're always available, and they'll always tell you it was the best they ever had.

      Are you sure about that?

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    92. Re:Easy by CTachyon · · Score: 1

      The military, and a lot of male-dominated hierarchies with a military mindset (e.g. FBI, law enforcement), have had a scary habit of concocting some sort of gay drama about every perpetrator they investigate. This seemed to come into play on a noticeable level starting circa the mid-to-late 1980s.

      Two quick examples: Timothy McVeigh, the Oklahoma City bomber? Gay lover of Terry Nichols, according to the FBI. The initial FBI profile of the Atlanta Olympic bomber? Gay, despite the fact that the actual bomber later targeted gay nightclubs and abortion clinics.

      Never trust anything that law enforcement or the military says in their initial psychological profile. Those things are flaky enough as-is. However, that applies doubly if the profile tries to turn the whole crime into a gay lovers' quarrel, or a gay jilted lover, or whatever pet homophobic theory they've concocted this week.

      And no, the jilted gay lover theory was later proven to be complete hokum. Hartwig's name was posthumously cleared of all criminal wrongdoing (including homosexuality). The final theory is that it was an accident caused by a static electricity buildup.

      Back to the subject at hand, I don't think it's a bad idea. With gay men, jealousy tends to be tempered by potential. Since your ex's new boyfriend is also a potential sex partner down the road, things are often much more... interesting than simple "angry confrontation" jealousy.

      Also, though I should note that this is more due to artifacts of Western culture than anything inherent in being a gay man, but gay men tend to be a lot more open to the idea of three-ways or even standing non-monogamous arrangements (e.g. polyamory) than the average straight male. While such situations are by no means more stable than monogamy, their modes of failure tend to be less explosive because they diffuse jealousy.

      (Background: this outlook comes from the status of gay men as "cultural outsiders" — in particular, as outsiders excluded due to sexual politics. Because people naturally build communities, gay men are in direct cultural contact with fellow outsiders, such as the polyamory movement and the BDSM crowd. Even a gay man who isn't himself interested in the idea is still quite likely A. to be familiar with such concepts and B. to have a live-and-let-live attitude regarding them.)

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    93. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks.
      Another coffee and keyboard gone to waste.

    94. Re:Easy by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

      http://www.tshirthell.com/ has a great shirt that says "swollow or its going in your eye!"

      I think it applies here. ;-)

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    95. Re:Easy by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

      Moonshot? Nah. Shooting for Uranus! I wonder how many asstronauhts will sign up for that?

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  5. No sex please... by pubjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?

    Put something in their tea. I believe they used bromide to suppress the sexual urges of soldiers during the first world war.

    But really, is this that big a problem? I believe it's not difficult to chemically suppress sexual urges.

    1. Re:No sex please... by fazil · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, it was Saltpeter

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    2. Re:No sex please... by mi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Put something in their tea. I believe they used bromide to suppress the sexual urges of soldiers during the first world war.

      That only worked, because there weren't many females in close proximity. If you interact with them daily, no chemical will help much.

      Personally, I think, they should pick swingers for the mission — there will be no reproductive sex on board, so the partners need no particular attachment to each other (as parents-to-be should have). Swingers, who change partners easily, supposedly, can enjoy the physical aspect of it without "drama"...

      Finding capable astronauts, who are also into swinging, may be difficult, though...

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    3. Re:No sex please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. The erection is prevented not the sexual urge.
      2. No way to enforce taking pills.

    4. Re:No sex please... by asninn · · Score: 2, Informative

      That only worked, because there weren't many females in close proximity. If you interact with them daily, no chemical will help much.

      Not *all* humans are heterosexual men, thankyouverymuch...

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    5. Re:No sex please... by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 1, Informative

      No some of them are heterosexual women... and some are homosexual women... and if you get REALLY lucky you might find yourself some bi-sexual women.

      Between them and the heterosexual men, we've covered the entire human race ;)

      -1 Flamebait here I come...

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    6. Re:No sex please... by Terminal+Saint · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, my understanding is that the old "they're putting stuff in the food so I can't get it up" myth is a result of stress. It's not at all uncommon that a soldier in basic or combat to be so physically and emotionally stressed that they are unable to preform. This is quite normal, however, the male ego refuses to believe this, so it clearly must be the result of outside interference, like the REMFs putting something in the food.

      And a quick search shows my memory serves me: http://www.snopes.com/military/saltpetr.htm

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    7. Re:No sex please... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Send male and female prostitutes along for the ride (scanned and screened of course). The astronauts themselves wouldn't have to pay, as they would be on "salary".

      Well paid, and well laid. Nothing wrong with that.

      ~X~

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    8. Re:No sex please... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The article is wrong when it says "Yet the truth is, there's no saltpeter in the food". It's commonly used in curing ham, bacon and suchlike. The general gist that it isn't good for you - in too large quantities - is fair comment though.

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    9. Re:No sex please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They might have to double the dose for NASA seeing as they have become a white trash agency.

    10. Re:No sex please... by mi · · Score: 1

      Not *all* humans are heterosexual men, thankyouverymuch...

      There were very few women in the military, when bromide was widely used — until fairly recently. Most men are heterosexual, and the "don't ask don't tell" policy is a very new one — until its introduction, homosexuals were promptly discharged.

      These observations are US-centric, but a lot of other militaries treat(ed) homosexuals the same or even worse. USSR, for example, considered all homosexuality a crime — the incentive to suppress one's "deviant" urges was very strong in that country's massive military, much stronger, than bromide would provide.

      The stuff is/was used in non-military situations too, BTW. For example, long-range merchant shippers would mix it into desserts served to the crew. I know for sure, Soviet merchant fleet used it... But those voyages are rarely longer than a few months, whereas the space missions being discussed might last years without calling to any port.

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    11. Re:No sex please... by pubjames · · Score: 1


      The Snopes article is rubbish - it does nothing to disprove it. Saltpetre certainly has been used in food in the past, and I doubt the fact that it is bad for you would stop the army using it. There is almost certainly some urban legend to it, but there may be some truth in it as well. I have never seen it disproven, and it is known that it was used in the past by doctors for this type of reason. Whether it was used in the British army or not in the first world war -- we just don't know for sure.

    12. Re:No sex please... by EinZweiDrei · · Score: 0, Troll

      ...until its introduction, homosexuals were promptly discharged. Yeah, those were the good old days.
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    13. Re:No sex please... by Schnake · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think, they should pick swingers for the mission -- there will be no reproductive sex on board, so the partners need no particular attachment to each other (as parents-to-be should have). Swingers, who change partners easily, supposedly, can enjoy the physical aspect of it without "drama"...
      Ohh sure, try selling that to the conservative crowd. I can see the headlines already: "Swingers going to the heavens"
    14. Re:No sex please... by mi · · Score: 1

      Ohh sure, try selling that to the conservative crowd.

      I am a Bush-endorsing conservative. You were saying?..

      I can see the headlines already: "Swingers going to the heavens"

      Yep, would be a fun, would not it? All those personal-illiberals drowning in their anger, while secretly wishing, they were up there themselves... But there'll be no such headlines, because the very term "swinger" would require an adult-rated explanation...

      Astronauts' personal lives will not be detailed one way or the other.

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    15. Re:No sex please... by deanarue · · Score: 1

      There's no way to get around the fact that that people will be having sex, but as many who have read old science fiction know; any children born in space will not be able to return to Earth's gravity. So no longer would they actually be able to call themselves earthlings. Thus the answer,only people who have been medically altered (fixed) to not have children would be allowed to explore space. The big question is, what about monogamy and jealousy? When one can rotate partners at will in a closed environment, one will cause problems.
        Anyone ever read "A stranger in a strange land"?

    16. Re:No sex please... by AGMW · · Score: 1
      Personally, I think, they should pick swingers for the mission

      Or Doggers! There'd be no problems because there aren't any car parks between here and Mars!

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    17. Re:No sex please... by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      That only worked, because there weren't many females in close proximity. If you interact with them daily, no chemical will help much.

      Actually, I know for absolute certain that many antidepressants (SSRIs especially) have the effect of killing your sex drive, even if you're working with people you think are hot.

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    18. Re:No sex please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's the problem. By straying from "normalcy" you introduce complexities that are simply unnecessary. Keep to the basics and it'll work much better.

      What we REALLY need to send is a group of Bible-believing Christians who have proved their adherence to solid moral standards. That would provide a valuable support system unmatched by any other.

    19. Re:No sex please... by CTachyon · · Score: 1

      *snicker*

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  6. Easy. by Xest · · Score: 5, Funny

    "How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

    Celibate space monks!

    1. Re:Easy. by WatcherXP · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new Celibate Space Monk Overlords!

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  7. First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Post!

    Answer? Glory Holes.

  8. Think of the mess! by TheBigGit · · Score: 1

    They must have little wank bags or something, or the UFOs inside the craft will be scarier than anything else outside!

  9. How to deal with sexual desires? by apathy+maybe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Three simple possible ways, (ranked in order of preference).
    One, don't send people, send robots.
    Two, only send people who do not cling to the outdated notion of monogamy and who are also bi-sexual (or at least bi-curious).
    Three, castrate and/or otherwise remove the people's sexual desires (there are chemicals that will do only while they are being taken, and when they are stopped being taken, they stop working and everything goes back to normal). With this one, the chemicals would have to be put in the food, otherwise the folk won't take 'em...

    Similarly, with death you can also fix any problems, but
    One, sending robots.
    I'm sure there are other ways (make sure that everyone is mentally well adjusted and so on), but everyone lies on psych tests. (Read Blue Mars.)
    Actually, now I've just read the article. What to do with dead bodies ...
    Feed them back into the organic system, feed them into the power plant, throw them out the airlock. What else is there to do? Keep them in storage until the ship gets back to Earth?

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    1. Re:How to deal with sexual desires? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Two, only send people who do not cling to the outdated notion of monogamy and who are also bi-sexual (or at least bi-curious).

      I think what you're looking for is hippies, not poly people. ;) Well, jokes aside, the fact that someone's poly doesn't mean that they'll have sex (or, at least, be willing to have sex) with just about anyone. I'm poly myself, but I'm pretty picky (in fact, I'm actually single right now), and I've never met any poly person who's not. The idea that poly people will have sex with anyone is just a stereotype, comparable to the idea that just because someone's gay, he'll lust over every man he sees.

      Of course, having a spaceship crew where casual sex is possible and enjoyed by all crew members would still be good, but you'd have to select people based on how well they match in that regard, too; you couldn't just take a bunch of people, stick them in a spaceship and expect them to get along sexually just because they're poly.

      (N.B. - I'm posting anonymously just because I'm not sure how accepted being poly is on Slashdot, and I neither want to get flamed nor being accused of being an attention or karma whore.)

    2. Re:How to deal with sexual desires? by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1
      What to do with dead bodies ...
      Feed them back into the organic system, feed them into the power plant, throw them out the airlock. What else is there to do? Keep them in storage until the ship gets back to Earth?


      There's another kind of recycling.... Soylent Green.

    3. Re:How to deal with sexual desires? by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      Feed them back into the organic system

      Um, *yuck*? It's bad enough when you have to *resort* to cannibalism, but planning on it is another thing entirely.

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    4. Re:How to deal with sexual desires? by tsalaroth · · Score: 1

      I smell a possible reality show...

    5. Re:How to deal with sexual desires? by vox_soli · · Score: 1

      As a polyamorous lesbian transsexual, I'd be the perfect candidate. :)

      Except that I can say from personal experience that I still have plenty of sexual desire left after chemically supressing pretty much all of my testosterone production.

      On the other hand, I'm physiologically incapable of either becoming pregnant or getting anyone else pregnant.

      Yay! Mars, here I come!

  10. Send an M.D. along by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a _________!"

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    1. Re:Send an M.D. along by melstav · · Score: 1

      So, tell me how a reference to a series of one-liners by Dr. McCoy on the original Star Trek series gets rated "informative".

      What's up with you people?

      Funny, I could understand. But informative?!?!?!

    2. Re:Send an M.D. along by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 1

      StarTrek is the most advanced record we have of the human race in space. Of course its rated informative... you don't mock history!!!

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    3. Re:Send an M.D. along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a gigolo!"

    4. Re:Send an M.D. along by Wolvie+MkM · · Score: 1

      "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a _________!"

      Stunt Cock?

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    5. Re:Send an M.D. along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nigger

  11. Three possible choices: by Kymri · · Score: 1

    1) Carefully profile and select for asexual individuals. (Yeah, right - as if the selection requirements for the crew for an interplanetary mission aren't tight already... assuming you even *can* positively select for this.

    2) Do your best to create a sexually-compatible crew and hope for the best.

    3) While signing various waivers and forms, have a 'celibacy pledge'. I'm sure the White House would approve.

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  12. Well... by Centurix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just let them fuck each other stupid. Christ, how hard is that? At least it'll pass the time until they get to Pluto or wherever the hell they're going.

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    1. Re:Well... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      No kidding. This just in: "Monkeys like to fuck". More at 11:00.

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    2. Re:Well... by melikamp · · Score: 1

      Too much drama. Anyone who's been observing a band with a female vocalist knows that. The only solution is to send at least a few dozen of people, preferably in several different ships, and then let them fuck each other stupid.

  13. Why does NASA find it so difficult by maroberts · · Score: 1

    The answers are surely a mix of the refrain from party trips abroad and Bloodhoungd Gang lyrics:

    a) What happens on tour stays on the tour
    b) We ain't nuffin but mammals so let the do it like on the Discovery channel.

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  14. Couples? by HateBreeder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why not just send married couples?

    Seems simple when you think about it...

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    1. Re:Couples? by pubjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why not just send married couples?

      Do you think any marriage could survive the couple being together 24 hours a day in an enclosed space for several years?

    2. Re:Couples? by peragrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It also partially solves, the jealousy problem.

      The problem isn't sex in space, but relationships in space. nasa hasn't figured out that part yet, how much you want to bet they screw it up?

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    3. Re:Couples? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why not just send married couples?
      Who are they supposed to fuck?
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    4. Re:Couples? by dsanfte · · Score: 1

      Except when all the media attention turns their relationship into a 'celebrity marriage'. No relationship lasts long without basic privacy.

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    5. Re:Couples? by g2devi · · Score: 1

      Sure. More than a few couples have done this successfully.

      The trick is to find couples with the right personality types. For instance, introverted couples with a deep passion for some solitary pursuit (e.g. music, programming, writing, video games) would likely fair a lot better than extroverted couples that need to socialize and do group activities.

    6. Re:Couples? by kasin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I work with my wife in the same room, metres away. I am her boss. We are within metres of each other nearly 24 hours a day.

      The secret? Knowing when the other person needs personal space and giving it to them. Same house, different headphones.

    7. Re:Couples? by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Well, on the plus side most of the astronauts would be wearing the diapers already!

    8. Re:Couples? by Mike1024 · · Score: 1

      Do you think any marriage could survive the couple being together 24 hours a day in an enclosed space for several years?

      One would think this could be determined experimentally on earth. Hell, it could be self-funding with a reality TV show. Big Brother, but no evictions, three years long, and with highly educated, extremely fit, fighter pilots.

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    9. Re:Couples? by bloobloo · · Score: 1

      I doubt that people who need to socialise with large groups would be likely to apply for the mission anyway...

    10. Re:Couples? by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      Do you think any marriage could survive the couple being together 24 hours a day in an enclosed space for several years? Well keeping in mind the regular day to day conflict initiators would not be there, like taking out the trash, picking up dirty socks, complaining about how life could be better, etc, it shouldn't be all that bad. They also wouldn't have outside interference like old college buddies, secretaries, and mailmen causing more serious problems - though theres high likelihood for some swinging action between couples. I think the biggest issue would be handling pregnancy and birth. Might be cool to tackle that one, but I don't think it needs to happen right away, and you KNOW somebody is going to want to be first.

      My wife and I actually seem to do better in isolation than we do in everyday life. On weeks long driving trips, and weekend hiking trips, we get along possibly the best we ever do. We are able to focus more on each other and really enjoy being together. I don't think the conflicts of extended space missions would spur from being married, specifically, I think they would come from being in space for extended periods of time.
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    11. Re:Couples? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does it do, for superfluous comma's?

    12. Re:Couples? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Better yet, why not send ultra religious married couples? Surely no bond could be stronger than that.

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    13. Re:Couples? by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Do you think any marriage could survive the couple being together 24 hours a day in an enclosed space for several years?

      Please, do us all a favor, and stay the **** away from any reality TV producer you see. You don't want to give them any ideas.

    14. Re:Couples? by muellerr1 · · Score: 1

      I am her boss.

      That would never fly in my house.
    15. Re:Couples? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      The secret, your wife is having an affair, and secretly hates you.

      Seriously, this is an insane situation, and if both of you are normal, you can't continue this way.

    16. Re:Couples? by SupermanX · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that you would push your wife out the airlock.... to give her some 'space'.

    17. Re:Couples? by rssrss · · Score: 1

      Preferably ones who have been married 25+ years and raised at least 3 kids. They can get along without sex for years at a time.

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    18. Re:Couples? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does it do, for superfluous comma's?

      Or excessive apostrophe's?

    19. Re:Couples? by kasin · · Score: 1

      >>I am her boss.

      >That would never fly in my house.

      House? Who said anything about house? I'm the boss at work only.

    20. Re:Couples? by kasin · · Score: 1

      We have lived and worked this way for about 8 years. It's certainly improved our relationship skills, for example: fighting fair, knowing when you are in a bad mood and asking the other to leave you alone, and not taking (work) things personally. These are precisely the skills required of the astronauts for long term close confinement.

    21. Re:Couples? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Why not just send married couples?

      Right. Married couples never have sexual issues within the relationship, never get jealous when one of the other pays what might be seen as excessive attention to another... (Not to mention extramarital affairs...)
       
       

      Seems simple when you think about it...

      No, it only seems simple when you don't think about it. When you actually do think about it, it no longer appears to be a fool proof solution.
    22. Re:Couples? by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Of course they'll screw it up. They also rely on funding from the fundies (christian fundies that is), so the answer will be "Don't do it". Which of course they'll ignore, only there'll be no plans / councellor / whatever to deal with it as there would be if there was some rational thought put in to it.

      What to do about attraction between normal functioning people in space? I dunno, try HAVING SEX! It's fun.

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    23. Re:Couples? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that ensures there's not going to be any sex on board! "You think this EVA suit makes me look FAT! " It would make the trip to Mars seem a whole lot longer than three years.

  15. Here's one sure method... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

    Turn them into /. readers. Then they can just 'moon' about the subject for literally decades without making any changes in their lives to accomplish their desires.

  16. Story in the Wrong Section by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny

    One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?
    Shouldn't this be filed under "Ask Slashdot"?
    1. Re:Story in the Wrong Section by Ubi_NL · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't this be filed under "Ask Slashdot"? because there the audience is highly experienced on the subject you mean?
      Most people here think sex can be downloaded.
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    2. Re:Story in the Wrong Section by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      And you expect the Slashdot crowd to have a valid answer for that question?

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    3. Re:Story in the Wrong Section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its not? thats why i got into this whole internet thingy...

    4. Re:Story in the Wrong Section by Kuros_overkill · · Score: 1

      And you expect the Slashdot crowd to have a valid answer for that question?

      You mean "expect the slashdot crowd to have a valid answer to "How do you cope with sexual desire over a years long period?""

      you must be new here.

  17. the answer has been given about 1400 years ago by mapkinase · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?
    The answer Volume 7, Book 62, Number 3 (Sahih Bukhari)

    Narrated 'Alqama:

    While I was with Abdullah, 'Uthman met him at Mina and said, "O Abu 'Abdur-Rahman ! I have something to say to you." So both of them went aside and 'Uthman said, "O Abu 'Abdur-Rahman! Shall we marry you to a virgin who will make you remember your past days?" When 'Abdullah felt that he was not in need of that, he beckoned me (to join him) saying, "O 'Alqama!" Then I heard him saying (in reply to 'Uthman), "As you have said that, (I tell you that) the Prophet once said to us, 'O young people! Whoever among you is able to marry, should marry, and whoever is not able to marry, is recommended to fast, as fasting diminishes his sexual power.
    So the answer is clear: if men and women go on a long flight, they either should marry each other, or men should fast (in that case men and women should be segregated on different spaceships).

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    1. Re:the answer has been given about 1400 years ago by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      You know, the Star Trek answer given below is actually slightly more useful.

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    2. Re:the answer has been given about 1400 years ago by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Good luck getting into NASA carrying a classical Sunni religious text.

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    3. Re:the answer has been given about 1400 years ago by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      There might be a time, when NASA will have little options but to hire someone with patience, perseverance, obedience to authority (not myself, and not all Muslims are like that, but the more religious they are the more likely they are to have of those qualities) necessary to endure an interstellar overdrive.

      Missions like that require personal sacrifice for the public good which religious people are quite suitable for.

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    4. Re:the answer has been given about 1400 years ago by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Ok, let's start a new space travel religion now, so we have the believers when we need them ...

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  18. Star Trek answer... by evilviper · · Score: 1

    How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?

    By beaming down to the nearest planet and finding the sexy green alien babes...

    Once again, Star Trek shows us the way forward.
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  19. Obligatory by itsdapead · · Score: 5, Funny

    "One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

    A: Spend $100,000,000 developing high tech, er, appliances that work in zero gravity, then brace for the ensuing scandal when it emerges that the Russians just used pencils...

    Alternatively, recruit more nerds and less jocks. Why not advertise on Slashdot?

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    1. Re:Obligatory by Dan+East · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're probably being being facetious, but I'll be a stick in the mud anyway: that's an urban legend.

      Dan East

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    2. Re:Obligatory by itsdapead · · Score: 2, Funny

      but I'll be a stick in the mud anyway

      That is, of course, a valid solution, but it might not suit everybody. :-)

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    3. Re:Obligatory by r00tdenied · · Score: 1

      Not only is it an urban legend. Fact of the matter is it is more wise to use pressurized pens in space. That's because pencils contain 'graphite' with is conductive. If graphite dust infiltrated sensitive electronics, it could be disastrous.

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    4. Re:Obligatory by polyex · · Score: 1

      "Lewis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex. "
      -Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)

  20. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_nitrate by weierstrass · · Score: 3, Informative

    A popular misconception is that potassium nitrate is an anaphrodisiac and was added to food in all-male institutions. In fact, potassium nitrate has no such effect in humans.

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    1. Re:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_nitrate by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      Yeah, also, you better not be a smoker if you plan to ingest sulphur and charcoal powder ;)

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    2. Re:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_nitrate by MPHellwig · · Score: 1

      Well at least it solves the problem for getting rid of the body.

  21. Healthy? by $pearhead · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?
    What's healthy got to do with anything? Wouldn't sexual desire among diseased be more of a problem?
  22. Dumping bodies not such a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you dump a dead body out of the airlock, doesn't that completely change the timing of the trip? It must fuck with things like re-entry and that cool gravity slingshot trick they always talk about in movies.

    My rampantly uninformed guess is that dumping a body requires that you first work out the amount of food that person ate, how much will now go uneaten, the current mass of your "spaceship", its mass after dumping the body, and a whole bunch of other stuff. And to avoid necessitating an unscheduled burn to return the ship to its course after jettisoning the body, you would have to merely place it outside the ship (presumably in some container) without actually pushing it off in any direction, which means you get a nice look at your dead friend's space coffin every time you look through the window for the next however many months.

    1. Re:Dumping bodies not such a good idea by khallow · · Score: 1

      There is merit here. A radical change in the mass of the ship would be a real problem. However, one astronaut just isn't that much. My take is that you can either push them out the airlock (the force of a good push will move the body easily into escape velocity from the vehicle). Or strap on some sort of minor propulsion (some sort of can of air or the like). It'll be a minor matter to correct the trajectory for the change in momentum and aside from the mass of the missing deceased astronaut, you won't see any other significant change in mass. The food eaten or not eaten becomes waste products stored on the vehicle so there's no mass change there.

    2. Re:Dumping bodies not such a good idea by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Or you could just apply a short, preset burn, measure the acceleration and infer the ships current mass from Netwon's first law, plus some calculus. This would entail wasting fuel, but since you're lighter now that shouldn't be so much of a problem.

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  23. Good question by jandersen · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?

    You mean you don't know?

    1. Re:Good question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Slashdot. That question is valid here.

    2. Re:Good question by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      I seem to remember it has to do with bees and flowers... Wouldn't that be a problem in space ?

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  24. We'll find out in a few years. by Chemisor · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some are trying to find out.

  25. To trot or to rot by delire · · Score: 1

    One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?

    Short of neutering them, you can do little other than give them contraception, a little privacy (difficult) and train them in emotionally and socially managing the consequences of swinging widely and/or irresponsibly - it would be of primary importance to avoid the onset of sexual jealousy. This will call for a new kind of training, that they are also fit of mind and heart.

    Suppressing the primary biological drive of crew will surely only make them falter in flight and/or grow mad.
    1. Re:To trot or to rot by Vengeance · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, sexual jealousy has been eliminated amongst astronauts... As of the firing of Lisa Nowak.

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    2. Re:To trot or to rot by hugorxufl · · Score: 1

      So THAT is what really happened aboard the Event Horizon.

  26. Brave New World? by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

    It sounds like a perfect approach. :)

    MadCow.

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  27. why young? by lovebyte · · Score: 1

    > "One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"
    What about:

    One topic that is evidently too disgusting to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among OLD men and women during a mission years long?

    (Why did I think of that?)

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  28. Space sex? by stinkbomb · · Score: 1

    "One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"


    I think the healthy young men and women will be able to cope with that problem just fine without NASA's help.
  29. Good hands by Alioth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just choose astronauts with good hands.

    Sex is like bridge, after all. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

    1. Re:Good hands by Lexor · · Score: 0

      Like, seriously... if we aren't able to find a few people amongst the billions on this earth who don't need to sctoop someone every few days then perhaps we don't deserve to explore deep space. Just look here for inspiration. I'm sure there are plenty of examples of long-term abstinence in the /. community :)

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    2. Re:Good hands by TrippTDF · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sex is also like oxygen- it's no big deal until you are not getting any.

  30. How does WHO deal with it? by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Healthy men and women don't have a problem dealing with it. NASA seems to be the one with the problem. Let the healthy young men and women radio down "Houston, you have a problem down there. Deal with it. Now mind your own fucking business," and then shut off the cameras. Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick, NASA proudly shows off every new version of the zero G toilet, and they expect people to shit in it with nothing but a paper thin wall and a few inches between them and the rest of the crew, but the very thought of those same people fucking sends them into a tizzy. That's some sick and twisted thinking. I wouldn't trust them to tell me what I should do about my sex life. How the hell can these people talk about colonizing planets but have so much trouble with people making babies, or at least practising at it?

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    1. Re:How does WHO deal with it? by blahplusplus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      These questions are proof positive that humans are still immature... the truth is you make it an ethical requirement of an requirement to be an astronaut to not bow to animal prejudices, and by animal prejudices I mean drama nad political bullshit, not going without sex.

      To develop programs to rid people of nervous system agitation and make people face their fears and prejudices and understand the source of their likes / dislikes, etc:

      --Develop programs that expose people to tearing down their dislike / prejudice of others
      --Look into religions and other meditative traditions as binding principles.

      Many people have gone without sex for years for religious and other reasons (will power, etc) it's not as hard as people make it out to be. What needs to be done is making them aware that their animal nervous system (i.e. their "personal likes / dislikes") are not sacred...

      They have to have the wisdom not to temper there spirits... the fact is thats what the really need to do.

    2. Re:How does WHO deal with it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had you read the article, you'd realize that it's not that it's "too hot to handle", just that it's not being considered as a health issue the same as someone getting sick in an area with no doctors and where a radio message to mission control won't be answered immediately.

      You wouldn't trust them to tell you what to do with your sex life? Then they probably won't trust you to fly on their billion dollar spacecraft. You think an astronaut getting pregnent on a mission to Mars might not cause problems? NASA has policies and procedures for just about everything, like I said, it's not that it's "too hot to handle", but there are a lot of considerations in sending humans for a long trip into space.

    3. Re:How does WHO deal with it? by Vengeance · · Score: 1

      "Many people have gone without sex for years for religious and other reasons"

      And fortunately, there are no altar boys in space.

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    4. Re:How does WHO deal with it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Many people have gone without sex for years for religious and other reasons (will power, etc)"

      More like "no-one I like asked me". I could have gone to Mars and back roughly twice at this point :(

      (Actually, I don't really mind.)

    5. Re:How does WHO deal with it? by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      actually one of the reasons why NASA started sending women into space was to make sure that humans could reproduce in space.

      Saw it on history channel. There were certain missions where 'tests' were performed and NASA proved humans could perform the functions to reproduce in space.

      All I was thinking was they spend millions to send people up there to get laid? Sign me up!

    6. Re:How does WHO deal with it? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      but the very thought of those same people fucking sends them into a tizzy. That's some sick and twisted thinking. I wouldn't trust them to tell me what I should do about my sex life. How the hell can these people talk about colonizing planets but have so much trouble with people making babies, or at least practising at it? - sorry, but your comment is stupid. NASA is not going to tell you what you should do about your sex life. NASA is going to figure out how to deal with the fact that sex life on a spaceship is not the same as sex life on this fucking planet. Deal with it, learn to critically think. Sex up there will mean problems, it will inevitably mean emotional/physical problems (and not only for the humans, banging on a 3mm thin wall will not help survival of the ship.) Also having babies in space is totally out of questions at this point, it is guaranteed that having healthy children in long space flights is not possible with our current tech, forget about having the ship itself survive a three year old exploring the environment. Take a chill pill.

    7. Re:How does WHO deal with it? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Many people have gone without sex for years for religious and other reasons (will power, etc) it's not as hard as people make it out to be.

      Most of those who've accomplished such feats tend to move off and keep to themselves. They don't tend to lock themselves in a closet with someone of the opposite sex first.

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  31. No need for airlocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God was making the Earth and St Peter came up and said:
    "Lord, I've been looking at this universe of yours".
    "Yes?"
    "This earth you have down there."
    "Yes?"
    "It doesn't seem right. Earth has everything, sunshine, sea coasts, Yvonne Elliman, verdant green plant life, and the other planets have nothing"
    God waved a dismissive hand:
    "Don't worry Peter. Wait until you see what kind of people I'm going to put there."

  32. Very Nice by Markavian · · Score: 1

    At the end of the article, "it's very nice that they're considering it now."... maybe so, but it sure would be nasty if they had to post a terminally ill astronaut home, kill them on the spot, or dump the body in an asteroid field...

    ... are they considering bringing them back home?

  33. Sex in space by SpinyNorman · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?

    Having put some considerable thought into this matter, I've come to the conclusion that strapping yourselves together with bungee cords would be the best way to cope.

  34. The answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?
    Sexy android love-partners. Please can we get NASA to fund the development of sexy androids? I mean one of the justifications for spending all this R&D money is that it eventually benefits the general public. We got non-stick frying-pans, now I want a sexy android. For, um, cleaning and stuff.
  35. Cybersex by Down_in_the_Park · · Score: 1

    it was so promising in the 90ths why not revamp it,you get a 3D-display, a data-glove and off you go...If we go to space, we could as well go to cyberspace, about time...

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  36. Problem solved by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

    Vacuum sucks

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    1. Re:Problem solved by AxminsterLeuven · · Score: 2, Funny

      No. Atmosphere blows. A common misconception.

    2. Re:Problem solved by CelticWhisper · · Score: 1

      Dark Helmet, is that you?

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  37. What about the dead and the ill ? by steveoc · · Score: 1

    Whilst there are plenty of suggestions about the sex question, nobody wants to touch the illness issue.

    What is needed is a whole new code of morality or religion even.

    The dead and the seriously ill should of course be fed into the fusion reactors as fuel .. or recycled into food, or used as material for scientific experiments. .. but what we need is a moral code that makes the answers to these questions obvious.

    NASA should employ some anthropoligsts, artists, theologians and great writers of fiction. They should apply part of their budget to writing the "Great Book of K'harg Ry'Gah", which tells of the
    origins of the universe, the ongoing struggles between the council of K'Harg and the dark forces beyond the hyperhorizon, and the prophesies regarding the coming awakening of the Great Nameless One .. whereupon all matter will be recycled back to its source.

    At this point, group sexual activities, cannibalism, the study of the tissues of dead friends, and compulsory gay/bi dance clubbing at regular intervals will be not distractions, but religious sacraments sanctioned and policed by the moral social structures of the group.

    The need to ram one up that hot blonde in the shiny silver suit who is bending over to tend the solient green machine will not be a thought wracked with guilt - it will be a religious duty, since you would both be following in the footsteps of the Great Prophet Al'Juramaba (Peace be unto his name), who on the 177th day of his fasting on the 3rd moon of Kol'Rurgh .. did enter into a physical union with his six legged sand camel .. and did so in the name of the 7 daughters of Grand Counsellor Chig'Widden .. where upon the worm hole threatening the sector and all its resources was finally closed.

    1. Re:What about the dead and the ill ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When should the plug be pulled on a critically ill astronaut who is using up precious oxygen and endangering the rest of the crew?"

      Let the HAL9000 on-board computer decide. That seems to work OK.

      "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

  38. Stranger In A Strange Land by snitty · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heinlein had a solution: send couples. Of course, then they cheat on each other, have illegitimate babies, die on mars, their son is then raised by Martians and comes back to earth and starts a cult, and gets stoned to death. On second though, maybe sending couples isn't the best idea.

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    1. Re:Stranger In A Strange Land by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, I was so near to the end of that book. Thanks for the spoiler.

  39. Step 1: Change society by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

    The main problem (as I see it) is that society seems to have a problem with people being sexually active - especially the women. After all, if men go out and have sex with four women in one night, we're cool cats, but if a woman has sex with four men in one night, she's a sleezy tramp and a cheap whore.

    Someone mentioned swingers, but seems to think that they'll nail anything that walks, which isn't the case. They still need people they're sexually attracted to, and that their partners are okay with.

    What they need is to find people who aren't just fit for the task, but are also mentally prepared for situations where they're constantly around women (women rarely have a problem being around men all the time - it's men that have the problem with those urges), who aren't prone to jealousy, who don't buy in to the whole preconceived notion of "one person for life", and who's not too worried about sharing sexual partners with others (doesn't have to be at the same time though).

    Sure, this doesn't stop people from falling in love and getting their feelings hurt, but reasonable people can cope with that - even when they're stuck with the same people constantly.

    In other words, what they really need is a public and astronauts who aren't uptight against casual sex with random partners. Personally I think you'll find the biggest problem with society.

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    1. Re:Step 1: Change society by Misagon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [i](women rarely have a problem being around men all the time - it's men that have the problem with those urges)[/i]

      That is sexist, generalizing, b.s, if you ask me.

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    2. Re:Step 1: Change society by kmichels · · Score: 1

      "The main problem (as I see it) is that society seems to have a problem with people being sexually active - especially the women."

      Urrr, not really. You want to be inserting "American" before the word "society". Over here on the part of the planet where real people live, no one gives a flying fuck about people being sexually active quite frankly. Conservatism in the US of A has a *lot* to answer for. My perception (hint hint: this is *my* perception so it will be subjective and is not a statement of fact, but rather a subjective generalisation) is that by far the majority of American couples end up getting married, whereas here in the UK and many parts of Europe, the norm is living together, and not generally bothering with the marriage bit.

  40. NASA overlooks the obvious by erroneus · · Score: 0

    Astronaut porn would pay for the trip there, back and probably make a tidy profit on top of that. Seriously.

    1. Re:NASA overlooks the obvious by xheliox · · Score: 1

      Off topic: How do you know Bob Farris? I saw a post of yours that mentioned his questionable business practices -- I hear that.

  41. Marriage by cerberusss · · Score: 1

    "How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

    Be sure to send married couples. That'll drive the sexual desire to the ground.
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    1. Re:Marriage by pile0nades · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you still believe girls have cooties. News flash: they dont.

  42. A tricky subject. by niktemadur · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How do you tackle the sex in our space program issue in a society with so many hangups and hypocrisies about it?

    Think about it, you're cooped up in a limited space with several roommates, an extremely stressful environment, even though there is an individual and collective sense of higher purpose in a manned space mission. But I still think there needs to be...um...release, not just physical (masturbation), but emotional (intercourse). Physical contact is a crucial part of a healthy body and mind.

    My solution would probably never be accepted, particularly after the driving from Texas to Florida in diapers fiasco, but here goes:
    After extensive psychological screening, accept the super balanced and respectful individuals who are comfortable with a couple-swapping scenario, a collective zero G free love kinda thing. Open minded individuals are way more relaxed than uptight ones, so that would be a plus when you're in a capsule for months if not years. But you probably couldn't tell the US public about it.

    Of course, it's likely they'll contemplate going the opposite way and giving the astronauts some sort of medication that suppresses the libido, which in my opinion would be inhumane, not to mention unnecessary.

    But then again, like I said, the US is a prudish society. Do we really want prudes to lead the way for humanity?

    Death in space. That's gonna be nasty. They'll likely never allow jettisoning the body into space, as it's the body of a hero that deserves the full honors. Remember, the US makes an extra effort to pull the bodies of KIA soldiers from combat zones.
    A friend of mine is an astrophysicist and participated in the great neutrino hunt a couple of decades ago in a mine shaft in Alaska during the winter. One of the colleagues died, but they were shut in until weather allowed for a helicopter pickup, so they ended up storing the colleague in the meat freezer. My friend still has occasional nightmares about it, almost twenty years on.

    Illness. I can think of nothing more horrifying that being a woman two months out into space, examining myself in the shower and finding a lump in my breast. So antioxidants, vitamin supplements, etc, will have to be an essential part of the rigorous diet, probably organic (no McDonald's for you mister/missus) for a couple of years before the launch. How about a daily glass of red wine and lots of garlic, too?

    If NASA tackles the health problem with the same fervor that they tackled the issues surrounding the Moon program, something much better than Tang or Velcro will eventually trickle down to the general public: great advancements in preventive medicine. And who knows what else.

    Damn, these issues are fascinating.

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    1. Re:A tricky subject. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Death in space should be no different than death at sea. Instead of wrapping the body in with some iron scrap and plopping it into the deep, you would duct tape an aerosol can to the body point it in the desired direction and puncture the can.

    2. Re:A tricky subject. by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      Death in space. That's gonna be nasty. They'll likely never allow jettisoning the body into space, as it's the body of a hero that deserves the full honors.

      What? They need a piece of meat to salute? I don't mean to be callous, but that is the most un-rational stuff I've heard. Spend energy and space to store a dead body, on a spaceship where those two things are critically limited? Put up a big statue back on earth later instead if you are into the hero worship stuff. If I would die in space, I would be proud to be jettisoned into the great unknown.

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    3. Re:A tricky subject. by will_die · · Score: 1

      Death would not be a problem, we would just fall back to the current practice of ships during war time and of ships back in the days of sails. There a burial at sea is the pratice to dispose of the body when there is no practical way holding on to the body before it decays.
      You would do the same thing with the body but drop it off into space.
      Heck I would be willing to bet that most of the people who go on these trips would have no problem with that, and would actually like that to be thier final resting place.
      Most of theses problems can be solved by looking to the past and seeing what they did when people spend 6+ years on a trip.

    4. Re:A tricky subject. by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      Magellan was a national hero and he was buried at sea. If I was the first person to walk on mars, I wouldn't mind at all to be buried there, and if I died on the way there, I'd want to be flushed out the airlock.

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    5. Re:A tricky subject. by danbert8 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Correct me if I'm wrong (which I probably am), but can't you just tie the dead guy's foot the the back of the craft and drag him back to earth with you? Space should theoretically freeze dry him and somewhat preserve his remains until he could be loaded back into the craft for re-entry. The only problem you have to worry about is make sure he isn't floating outside the window, or floating behind the rocket exhaust.

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    6. Re:A tricky subject. by Jamu · · Score: 1

      They already have enough energy and space for a live astronaut, so a dead one shouldn't prevent any difficulties. Dead astronauts require less energy and space than live ones. The main problem, in my opinion, would be how to store the body and how the crew dealt with it. A funeral and a memorial area (which can double as body storage) would seem to be optimal. Although if the dead crew member would have wanted to be ejected, that could be accommodated too, and can be done when the ship is accelerating.

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    7. Re:A tricky subject. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Seriously, being jettisoned can be a quite memorable moment. I mean, they won't simply lump the body into the waste and dump it routinely. It would be a ceremony, maybe even with a special hatch designed only for the exit of a (dead) body. That can be a quite honorable to "dispose" of a dead member.

      It's been a good standing tradition for seamen to be dumped into the waters, from sailor to admiral, and I could hardly think of a "real" sailor that wants to be buried on land. I know someone who spends a good deal of his life on various ships, and it would be a horrible idea for him to get an "ordinary" funeral. Sea or nothing for him.

      As a space explorer, I could not think of a more fitting way to spend eternity than to float forever between the planets, melt into the atmosphere of a gas giant or form a crater on one of the rocky planets or moons. Think of all the people who're fascinated with space, who pay to be "dumped in space" because the idea of a normal grave doesn't please them. How much more must this be true for someone who risks his very life to explore remote areas of the universe?

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    8. Re:A tricky subject. by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      As far as illness is concerned, you're right. But we're already jettisoning the dead into space, after cremating them. Come to think of it, cremation would be a decent way of breaking down the physical body into something easier to store. Not sure if the rocket would smell like BBQ for the rest of the trip, though.

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    9. Re:A tricky subject. by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      something much better than Tang or Velcro will eventually trickle down to the general public

      Just FYI, Velcro wasn't invented as a result of NASA research. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velcro

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    10. Re:A tricky subject. by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      After extensive psychological screening, accept the super balanced and respectful individuals who are comfortable with a couple-swapping scenario, a collective zero G free love kinda thing. Open minded individuals are way more relaxed than uptight ones, so that would be a plus when you're in a capsule for months if not years. But you probably couldn't tell the US public about it.

      Try talking to some swingers. You'll quickly come to the conclusion that there are two types:

      1) A lesbian married to a man willing to go along.

      2) A man who has been able to convince his wife that "it's just fun."

      The jealousies that plague the rest of humanity equally encumber the 'swingers'. Sorry, you can't throw off a few million years of evolution that quickly.

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    11. Re:A tricky subject. by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      I agree that the sex issue will probably need to be resolved by going outside the current norms of American society, and probably will just be done queitly.

      Death in space is easy. "We now commend this body to the deep..." The US Navy has been doing this since we stole the idea from the British, "the deep" will simply take on a new meaning. There will still be issues of emotional stress on the surviving members, but this is also something that we've been dealing with for a while in society, they'll cope.
      Illness is going to be the tough one. Granted a good screening program will stop a lot of it. And, as with old sailing ships, once they've been out long enough, everyone is resistant to the diseases that went with them, so illness falls off. As you mentioned, cancer and degenerative diseases are going to be the tough ones. the mission is going to have to include a medical doctor, and a way to do surgery. It will help if there is a sterile area to do it in, but that is not an absolute necessity. We do that on Earth, because it makes post operation infection far less likely, but in a pinch, you can do without and then use anti-biotics. Keep in mind that the ancient Romans had some fairly advanced surgery techniques, but no anti-biotics or anesthesia for that matter, yet they still managed to keep people alive. This type of mission is going to be about managing risks, not eliminating them.

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    12. Re:A tricky subject. by scottennis · · Score: 1

      Death in space. That's gonna be nasty.

      Back to Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land:

      Why waste food?

    13. Re:A tricky subject. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      After extensive psychological screening, accept the super balanced and respectful individuals who are comfortable with a couple-swapping scenario, a collective zero G free love kinda thing.

      Sure - once someone develops a psychological screening system that actually works with small populations and individuals. (They'll probably also get a Nobel along with a NASA contract.)
       
       

      Death in space. That's gonna be nasty. They'll likely never allow jettisoning the body into space, as it's the body of a hero that deserves the full honors. Remember, the US makes an extra effort to pull the bodies of KIA soldiers from combat zones.
      A friend of mine is an astrophysicist and participated in the great neutrino hunt a couple of decades ago in a mine shaft in Alaska during the winter. One of the colleagues died, but they were shut in until weather allowed for a helicopter pickup, so they ended up storing the colleague in the meat freezer. My friend still has occasional nightmares about it, almost twenty years on.

      It's all about attitude and preperation. A friend of mine had a crewmate who died shortly after his submarine deployed, the put the body into a bodybag and stowed it in the freezer. Today, he doesn't even remember it unless you remind him.
    14. Re:A tricky subject. by Mal-2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A friend of mine is an astrophysicist and participated in the great neutrino hunt a couple of decades ago in a mine shaft in Alaska during the winter. One of the colleagues died, but they were shut in until weather allowed for a helicopter pickup, so they ended up storing the colleague in the meat freezer.


      This is also what is done if someone dies on a cruise ship -- the body is kept in a freezer until the next port. There is no morgue, and although there is a doctor's office, the freezer there is NOT big enough to keep a body (unless doctor's freezers have grown at the same rate as the ships themselves). And no they don't take out all the food first, there would be nowhere to put it. I'm sure they move what they can, if only to prevent the repeated opening of the freezer, but if you're keeping the body on ice it would be because you're a day or more from the next port, and that means your food stores are probably near capacity.

      Accidental death and death by illness will happen no matter where you go, but you might be surprised how many people choose to off themselves during a cruise. It can be hard to tell after the fact if someone fell overboard because he was drunk, or if he got drunk to make the jump somewhat easier, or if he was pushed in some sort of drunken brawl, but I would suspect that the single leading cause of death on cruise ships (at least among passengers) is suicide, followed closely by misadventure.

      There have been plenty of cases where someone fell overboard and survived. I witnessed the tail end of one such rescue. The man had fallen from a low-level balcony, probably 40 feet above waterline, and was plucked out of the water with little more than a broken nose. That broken nose was probably acquired after being picked up by a speedboat, as a little parting gift for his asshattery. But if you fall from the Lido deck without making an effort to position yourself (cross your legs, cross your arms, and pray you go in feet first and just break your ankles) you can expect to go SPLAT exactly the way you would if you hit concrete.

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  43. Geeks by ferar · · Score: 0

    Send geeks and give them access to internet, that's all the sex they need.

  44. Fascinating human psychology... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

    ...to note that we (or at least NASA) cannot debate openly about the single most talked about and thought about and influential subject in human history.

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    1. Re:Fascinating human psychology... by laejoh · · Score: 1

      NASA is a US thing, no? The US is well known for the fact that it cannot debate openly about the single most talked about and thought about and influential subject in human history. :)

  45. Spay them all :) by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well one way to handle the sexual desire problems is to neuter them. I would hope that as a people, especially highly trained as astronauts are, that sex isn't going to be a pressing issue for them on a long term journey. Even if so, send married couples, or send singles, don't mix it up. You could also try drugs to suppress the desires as well. It may also depend on the mission as well. One other note, if we as a specie cannot operate sensibly in space, which can include safe sex, they why are we there?

    As for critical injuries, these are all professionals, many were test pilots. While some may never have served in the military they already know the risk their profession brings. If you set out the rules ahead of time they will accept their fate should it become an issue. If anything your going to have to deal with more of the non-critically injured wanting to break the rules to save a dieing friend than the other way around.

    As for surgery to prevent possible medical complications, thats a mess. You would have to study both the population at large as well as the astronauts family history to see which issues they are prone too.

    As for a dead astronaut. Bets are many would prefer to be buried at space if they have no immediate families at home. Still I cannot see why they cannot be ziplocked and stored in a cold but pressurized area of the ship. The only real negative is the emotional stress placed on the remaining crew having a corpse along, a corpse of a friend.

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  46. Obvious answer by olman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do what you do to tomcats.

    Just put relevant legalese into the astronaut EULA pg 27.

  47. Only on slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    would the vast majority of the readership not know the obvious answer to this question. Guys need to bust a nut every now and then. It helps them relax and allows them to maintain focus on their work. Why is so much angst wrapped up in a natural pressure-release mechanism? It's a fact of life, so deal with it people. If we'd all stop pretending that this wasn't so, then we'd be alot better off.

  48. About the whole Sex thing. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok. They go and have sex with each other and solve that problem. They're ok with that.

    What about pregnancy?

  49. Self financing? by niceone · · Score: 1

    How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

    film it to fund the mission?

    1. Re:Self financing? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      You've obviously got your brain working. That would be a great idea! In fact you could send up an all female astronaut team, give them a webcam each, and tell them they can keep 50% of the profits. Think of all the naughtiness they could get up to in front of the camera's in the low gravity environment.

      NASA need never worry about funding again!!!

  50. In space no one can hear you scream by Marcion · · Score: 1

    Better not go any further... er hex09f9...

    1. Re:In space no one can hear you scream by Wolfger · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...unless their bunk is right under/above/next-to yours.

    2. Re:In space no one can hear you scream by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      ...unless their bunk is right under/above/next-to yours.
      That's what headphones are for.
  51. even easier by oliverthered · · Score: 5, Funny

    Send geeks into space, everyone knows geeks are too interested in other things to bother about having sex.

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    1. Re:even easier by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Send geeks into space...

      The spaceships would need to include a basement and an automated mother's voice:
      "Melvar, stop playing with your toys and come to dinner!"

    2. Re:even easier by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Send geeks into space, everyone knows geeks are too interested in other things to bother about having sex.

      Send geeks into space, everyone knows some geeks are too geeky to get to have sex.

      There, fixed that for you. Geeks want to get laid just like everyone else. There's just a rate limiting step of getting a woman to participate. :-P

      Having said that, geeks do get laid. YMMV though.

      Although, there is always the possibility that someone out there would rather optimize his kernel than get a little some-some. But, that would just be sad.

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    3. Re:even easier by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      I've spent many an hour hacking away whilst my girlfriend is begging me to come to bed.

      I'm guess I'm just sad, but if it gets me into space then you could only call be happy.

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    4. Re:even easier by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I've spent many an hour hacking away whilst my girlfriend is begging me to come to bed.

      You're allowed a threshold of that behaviour.

      Occasionally it makes sense cause you could be in the middle of something.

      If you consistently would rather code than get laid .... well, good luck on the whole space thing, the sex thing could become moot. :-P

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    5. Re:even easier by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      In my experience, geeks actually have a high propensity for being raging perverts. I highly doubt this will work as well as you say.

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    6. Re:even easier by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      Send geeks into space, everyone knows geeks are too interested in other things to bother about having sex.


      Yeah, that's pretty much my answer, too. I mean, if somebody said I could go to Mars if I agreed not to have sex for a few years... Well, I'm a slashdotter, so it would be damn near a non-issue. I mean, I just don't understand why so many people seem to think of sex as some sort of uncontrollable urge. I have two room mates, both female, and both quite intelligent and attractive. I see them every day, we often cook/eat dinner at the same time in the kitchen, etc. But, I know that hitting on my room mate would be a plan, so I don't. It really isn't that hard if you have a modicum of self control and years of training to know that you will be shot down if you try anyway.
  52. /.ers maybe ideal candidates after all by andyh3930 · · Score: 1

    IIRC that after the NASA incident with unfortunate female astronaut who had the nervous breakout at attempted to kill another women, NASA stated they needed to re-evualate what kind of psyche is best suited for space work, while high-achieving goal orientated people are best suited for short term missions, more introverted people, who have are more adaptable may be better for long term work. So instead of having feelings of failure when things don't work, just think meh and think of a workaround. Also they will be quite happy to sit quietly and read or contemplate things; so IT types maybe just the ticket. And they'll have avoided the sex problem too!!

    1. Re:/.ers maybe ideal candidates after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could do it as long as my cabin looked like my room in the basement and it didn't have to clean up any thing.

  53. Two Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real Doll

  54. What about radio lag? by KTorak · · Score: 2, Informative

    If any complications do occur, there will be a half hour lag between questions and answers between mission control and the crew. That definitely posses problems in an emergency, especially a time critical one such as a pregnancy, heart attack, etc.

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    1. Re:What about radio lag? by andyh3930 · · Score: 1

      I don't think pregnancy would be an issue, that is one thing that would definitely not allowed, as after experiments on animals 0g gestations give rise to either unviable fetuses or massive birth defects

  55. It's so simple it's brilliant by spiers · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't NASA hire the production staff from either Big Brother or Real World, any spaceship would already be filled with camera's, between a weekly show and internet sales the mission would virtually fund itself! As for illness, any long term mission would surely include a large crew and include at least a couple folks who have medical experience, with some of the new long reach operation technology available to surgeons currently the "expertise" could easily exist on the ground with the hands and eyes on the ship needing only a basic knowledge. Assuming of course there was no significgant delay in data/video transmission. I reasonable incinerator would be easy to install, take up little space and be equiped to recover the usuable elements while the remaining ashes could be stored for transport back.

  56. two rules by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

    (1) Birth control required
    (2) What happens in space... stays in space.

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  57. Ask Michael Valentine Smith by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    His parents had sex on a mission to mars. Of course, they weren't married and that caused all sorts of problems.

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  58. Is everyone too afraid to suggest the obvious?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not a single post said to send ONLY MEN! The US Navy staffs their submarines with an all-male crew. Close quarters and long tours at sea, seems that the problem has already solved. The only difference, of course, is that these sailors return. Would that be the case for these brave astronauts?

  59. Half way through the mission, they get curious by Centurix · · Score: 1

    Astronaut 1: "So uh, how did you get this gig anyways?"
    Astronaut 2: "Well, I was reading Slashdot and..."
    Astronaut 1: "You read Slashdot? No way! So do I!"

    *Silence*

    Astronaut 2: "Right, now I understand. Lucky I'm still a virgin."
    Astronaut 1: "You are too?!"
    Astronaut 1: "Good thing this zero G chastity belt doesn't work. They clearly didn't think the design through, I simply removed my penis with a thermal tile and the belt slid off! Typical NASA engineers!"

    *Silence*

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  60. New NASA Curriculum by Nonsanity · · Score: 1

    #1 : MTAC - Masturbation Training And Certification
    #2 : "We have a room ESPECIALLY for that."
    #3 : Pack Porn
    #4 : Add U.S. Patent 5,920,923 (thanks, Penn Jillette!) to the Zero-G Shower
    #5 : Blow-Up dolls take up little space

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  61. "Deep" space exloration by Grendel_Prime · · Score: 2

    Make sure the guys "measure" up, if you know what I mean. Seriously, those NASA chicks can be so demanding once you get them.

    http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/02/06/an-ast ronauts-alleged-crimes-of-passion/

  62. Easy done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

    Simple. Get them playing World of Warcraft and reading slashdot. Works for everyone else here

  63. Anyone who has seen the Brass Eye science episode by cyborg_zx · · Score: 1

    Knows NASA has already been looking into this.

    Experiments with the rear ends of horses failed, women were deemed too silly for space.

    The answer is to find, "Sleeping beauty," the stupidest man in America to be trained to display his posterior to a small hole when the crew require sexual relief

  64. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Send an all attractive female crew and let subscriptions to the live video feeds pay for the mission.

    I suspect the subscriptions would sell well :-)

  65. Single, are ya? by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Married people are not bookends, every couple needs time apart.
    The divorce rate is hovering around 50%, and that's without the stress of interplanetary travel.
    The CEV won't cut it. This better be a big ship with a spare couch.
    Half joking, but the only hi-fi interplanetary voyage approximations we have experience with are 3 guys for 3 days per leg of travel (Apollo), and a physical sim called the ISS, where they can be rescued and calmed down soon and nearby.
    Oh, and assorted scripted melodramas that pop into our heads when this sort of thing comes up. Speaking of which, on a good day you've got Serenity. On a bad day it'll be more like the Overlook Hotel, without the amusing Big Wheel scenes.

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  66. Has anyone RTFA? by ATestR · · Score: 1

    The specific article linked from this piece has to do with how NASA will deal with the death of an astronaut on a deep space mission. I didn't see any mention of SEX in the article, although that is certainly a consideration in planning a long duration mission with mixed crews.

    Doesn't it make you wonder about the mindset of most slashdotters, that they only focus on the sex issue?

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    1. Re:Has anyone RTFA? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The affinity to something is usually reverse proportional to its availability.

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  67. Ethics by PMuse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Suppose you have work at your career for years to become one of the best in your field. Suppose an opportunity arises to work on a three-year project that will not only be the pinnacle of your career, not only make you famous, but will also be of real historical significance.

    All you have to do to be selected is to agree to have sex with whomever else your employer selects, whether you like them or not.

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  68. Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Err - it's only Americans who have these absurd hang-up about sex, isn't it?

    Simple answer - don't send Americans. Problem goes away. Send the French instead.

    I wonder if this explains why Americans were never any good at exploring places where there weren't a lot of indigious natives to rape and murder? That reminds me - what do you do with the American right to bear arms everywhere? Will it be good enough to issue every crew member with a Colt, or will you have to mount a heavy machine gun?

  69. Send in Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton too by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Throw those two into the space ship, that will keep the guys happy, and choose only
    lesbian female space girls.

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    1. Re:Send in Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great idea! We could eject them into space. Or better still, shoot them into the sun, just in case they can survive in a vacuum like the well-known Alien.

      The Golgafrinchams got rid of their telephone sanitisers. When are we going to get rid of our stupid spoiled whores?

  70. Whats wrong with Monogomy by Derosian · · Score: 1

    What is up with the Monogamy Bashing. Sometimes I feel like Slashdot will find any cultural or traditional way of doing things wrong, just because change is ALWAYS good. (Not Necessarily True) Now I know the rest of you probably have very little faith in these people's abilities to abstain. But I know for a fact men and women can go for twenty years and more without having sex, if the drive is there. There are many people who have personal goals which override their 'instinct' to mate. I don't know how many girls and guys I've met who were spending their college years devoted to schooling, and not to getting laid.

    Now I know I am not naive when I say these people can realistically abstain for up to twenty years, but in the long run the most important thing is to keep them busy. When you are kept busy you generally don't have time for such things. Just gotta keep their minds and bodies preoccupied when they are awake. And keep them asleep as much as possible.

    Anyway, the end result is similar. Find people who can swing so there is no drama, or find people who can abstain so there is no drama. In the case we get really desperate though, we could just send all women up and keep a live feed going back to earth.

  71. Married couple in space by pw1972 · · Score: 1

    While NASA has never admitted it, it is widely speculated that they have done research on sex in space, sex in zero gravity during one of the shuttle missions. Years ago, one of the shuttle missions just happen to have a married couple as part of the crew. Whether or not these rumors are true is still a question. When the astronaut couple was asked whether they had sex in space, they declined to answer directly but said that they had too many other things on their agenda and not enough time for that.

  72. Hot question; cool answer by PhxBlue · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

    Three words: Pay-per-view. NASA will never again have to worry about funding.

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  73. Or anyone for that matter? by Xelios · · Score: 1

    Do you think any marriage could survive the couple being together 24 hours a day in an enclosed space for several years?

    Do we think anyone could survive such conditions for many years? Even astronauts doing extended stays on Mir or the ISS get things like regular delay-free contact with Earth, occasional visitors, resupply missions etc. Lets assume a 3 year mission to Mars; 14 months combined travel time and roughly 1.5 years on the surface waiting for the next optimal Earth-Mars distance. That's 3 years of passing the time with the same activities, drinking the same recycled water, breathing the same recycled air, staring at the same metal walls.

    Then, as if those bleak conditions aren't enough, you're constantly reminded that just outside your tin can floats certain death. That the very tin can you're entrusting your life to is being run by thousands of lines of computer code written by hundreds of different people, and that one bad variable is all that stands between you and that same certain death. A lot can go wrong in 3 years...

    Granted that's a very pessimistic view of the situation, but I believe remaining optimistic will prove more and more difficult in such a stale environment. NASA spends a lot of time finding candidates who are as base line and "normal" as possible, but if you ask me a person who's already a little crazy may do better in such a situation.

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  74. Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Morgaine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Our cultural history has so often placed taboos on sex that we're not able to think clearly about this issue, it seems.

    Sex is a primary human function and drive, and to brush it under the carpet on an extended space mission would be the height of irresponsibility. Even worse would be to let cultural dogmatists decide on what should be done about sex on the basis of their preconceived smalltown agendas. This is a medical matter, and needs to be handled on a medical basis, professionally.

    The human body has many natural needs and functions which, if not addressed, make it go downhill, and eventually become impaired and disfunctional. We don't make healthy eating optional for astronauts, nor do we make physical exercise optional for our long-term space dwellers, because to do so would have a negative effect on their health. The same needs to apply to sex, for exactly the same reasons.

    Astronauts on long trips need to have their sexual indicators and requirements quantified and addressed as fully as any other medical parameters, and as professionally. This is absolutely not an area for cultural mindlock and petty embarrassment. The success of a mission and the health and lives of people in an integrated system are at stake, and to ignore a central function of the human body would be the height of folly, and disaster in the making if it is suppressed.

    To make it perfectly clear and not beat around the bush, all members of a long-voyage space team need to be aware and fully supportive of the need for regular sexual activity among the crew, just as they are about physical exercise, and in most cases this implies participation for the sake of team health. If their earth-side taboos are so strong that they are not entirely comfortable with this, then they are the wrong material for extended missions.

    The practical arrangements for this are a somewhat separate issue, and there are many alternative possibilities. But the key matter here is acceptance of the principle that sex must be handled as a natural medical function of a healthy astronaut, because without this we are destined for some very bad pathological events ahead.

    Yes, I know that this suggestion will cause many a giggle and wink. But this is an important matter, and we need to think beyond the shackles of our ancient cultural silliness.

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    1. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Profound · · Score: 3, Funny

      The women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

    2. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where can I sign up for this sex voyage that you speak of?

    3. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by deviceb · · Score: 1

      i agree with you 100%
      If i were in space i would want to stay focused on my activities.. and for that i need sex. Plain & simple. I do not know if it should be mandatory... although if everybody except 1 looser was getting it on. That person might become an issue.
      What ever the case... you could fund the space mission completely by creating a sort-of reality show out of it. Especially when people are floating around having sex in zero grav!
      On that note.. send up the crew, then send 1 male, and 1 female that do all the chores, including gratifying the crew ;)

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    4. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by gillbates · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There has arisen this notion that sexual activity is a requirement for health. As /. can attest, nothing is further from the truth. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that most reading this post don't have regular sexual activity, and are healthy nonetheless. While I'm saying this half-joking, there is an element of truth that needs to be discussed.

      Why is it that we can train a young child to control their bowel movements, yet expecting an adult to control their sexuality is somehow considered oppressive? If a child can learn to defer bowel movement until the appropriate time and place, why can't an adult defer their sexuality until an appropriate time and place? Or is it too much to expect an adult to have full control over their own body?

      People can learn self-control. The fact that self-control of one's own sexuality is considered somehow repressive is indicative of a lax and selfish attitude with respect to others. Sex deeply affects people emotionally, spiritually, and (surprise!) physically. To reduce it to a mere matter of personal health is ignorant of the fact that it is much more than a mere physical release. It is not merely as simple as relieving a physical urge - if it was, NASA would just tell the astronauts to masturbate and leave it at that.

      If we can require an astronaut go through extensive training so that they can cope with the effects of zero gravity for months at a time, why wouldn't we likewise train them to maintain control over their sexual urges under the same circumstances?

      Really, I don't have much faith in an astronaut to do his or her job under duress if they can't even learn to control their own body.

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    5. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >> There has arisen this notion that sexual activity is a requirement for health. As /. can attest ...

      And it IS a requirement for health. Sexual repression and denial of relief has pretty major negative consequences, and really you should dig a little deeper than Slashdot for clinical studies on the subject, of which there is no shortage. A healthy adult is always in part a sexual animal, although certainly there is very wide diversity in how this is satisfied. You seem to forget that there is no shortage of relief for the archetypal Slashdotter. Try that from the vicinity of Mars.

      >> People can learn self-control.

      Of course they can. And for short trips they do exactly that. The topic here though is sex and long-duration space missions, which are a completely different kettle of fish.

      As missions get longer, "self-control" actually turns into forced repression, even when you are doing the forcing yourself. People do have the mental strength to endure even extreme physical signals on occasion, including those which indicate that their bodies are undergoing harm, but this is very far from business as usual. In general, both physical pain and mental distress mean that something is not satisfactory about the current environment, and you don't fix the problem through "self-control".

      >> If we can require an astronaut go through extensive training so that they can cope with the effects of zero gravity for months at a time, why wouldn't we likewise train them to maintain control over their sexual urges under the same circumstances?

      You've just answered your own question. The degenerative effects (and others) of zero gravity over prolonged periods are so bad that spacecraft are being designed to provide artificial gravity through rotation. And likewise, the negative effects of forced sexual repression in healthy adult astronauts on long trips need to be addressed as well, and just as systematically.

    6. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Serious astronauts embarking on expensive historical missions will be willing to undergo sterilization.

      Case closed.

    7. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I'm in, beam me up.

    8. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by forgoil · · Score: 1

      Great, you just turned our mission to Mars into Big Brother... Thank you very much!

    9. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 0
      It's not straightforward. We have all these taboos about sex for a bunch of reasons. One of these is that sexual jealousy can do untold damage to a community. Just saying to people "have sex whenever you want" might sound like a good idea at first. But it's inevitable that over time relationships may form and reform and nothing is going to make crew members more resentful than hearing other crew members engaging in sexual activity with an ex-partner they still feel some attachment to.

      > we need to think beyond the shackles of our ancient cultural silliness.

      These so called shackles are probably there, not as a result of silliness, but as a result of thousands of years of experience of jealous males (and maybe females) duking it out.

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    10. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There has arisen this notion that sexual activity is a requirement for health. As /. can attest, nothing is further from the truth.

      And nerdy virgins are the butt of so many jokes because they are shining paragons of health and are thus the envy of all those people out there having dirty, dirty sex.

      cope with the effects of zero gravity for months at a time, why wouldn't we likewise train them to maintain control over their sexual urges under the same circumstances?

      Same circumstances? We're no longer talking about a trip to the ISS here, we're talking about a multi-year trip to another planet, or a multi-generational trip to another solar system (protip: if everyone keeps it in their pants, you only get one generation).

    11. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by randomencounter · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gentlemen, we cannot allow a mine shaft gap!

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    12. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by zombie_striptease · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I haven't seen anyone here advocating that people deny themselves any and all sexual release (unless I'm misinterpreting your parent), just suggestions that partnered sex and all the entanglements it involves can be avoided without great health consequence for at least a few years. If you have studies that prove otherwise, I would be fascinated to see them.

    13. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by AVryhof · · Score: 1

      So send swingers...solve all the problems at once.

    14. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by noidentity · · Score: 1

      "Why is it that we can train a young child to control their bowel movements, yet expecting an adult to control their sexuality is somehow considered oppressive? If a child can learn to defer bowel movement until the appropriate time and place, why can't an adult defer their sexuality until an appropriate time and place? Or is it too much to expect an adult to have full control over their own body?"

      One can gain control over when bowel movements occur, to some extent, but their occurrence cannot be prevented completely. If sex is the same (for the person in question), then your suggestion to stop it for the duration of the mission is as unreasonable as asking the astronaut not to shit for the duration of the mission (which would also simplify things).

    15. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by phiwum · · Score: 1

      Sex is a primary human function and drive, and to brush it under the carpet on an extended space mission would be the height of irresponsibility. Even worse would be to let cultural dogmatists decide on what should be done about sex on the basis of their preconceived smalltown agendas. This is a medical matter, and needs to be handled on a medical basis, professionally.

      A medical matter? You are sooo cute! Just adorable, you are!

      Right. Sex is a medical matter in pretty much the same sense that politics is a medical matter. There's rather more involved in sexual behavior.

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    16. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Tom · · Score: 1

      Why is it that we can train a young child to control their bowel movements, yet expecting an adult to control their sexuality is somehow considered oppressive? It isn't. Your comparison is flawed. We don't expect children nor adults to control their bowel movements for months or years. Likewise, we do consider adults who can not control their sex drive in the moment as ill/crazy/dangerous.

      It is not merely as simple as relieving a physical urge - if it was, NASA would just tell the astronauts to masturbate and leave it at that. Which is precisely the point. Sex is more than orgasm and ejaculation (for the males). There is lots of events inside the body as well, there are hormone levels and all those other things your average right-wing born-again xian doesn't want you to know about because it wasn't really that intelligently designed.

      Simply put: Human beings have evolved as a species that reproduces through sex and reproduction (and thus sex) is very high on the list of things to do. You can suppress it (see above, we expect you to do it until the appropriate moment), but doing so for extended times has negative effects on the body and mind. Look at any religious fanatic for an example for just how much damage it does. :-)
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    17. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      To make it perfectly clear and not beat around the bush, all members of a long-voyage space team need to be aware and fully supportive of the need for regular sexual activity among the crew, just as they are about physical exercise, and in most cases this implies participation for the sake of team health. If their earth-side taboos are so strong that they are not entirely comfortable with this, then they are the wrong material for extended missions.

      If you take the viewpoint that "sex" is about nothing more than the meeting of a penis and a vagina, then you might be correct; however, sex is about quite a bit more than that. To ignore that sexual relationships imply ownership is the height of folly. To further imply that emotional relationships developed in close quarters will not compromise command decisions will court disaster in emergency situations.

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    18. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by spiritraveller · · Score: 1

      Why is it that we can train a young child to control their bowel movements, yet expecting an adult to control their sexuality is somehow considered oppressive? If a child can learn to defer bowel movement until the appropriate time and place, why can't an adult defer their sexuality until an appropriate time and place?

      If you are telling your children to defer their bowel movements for months or years at a time, I want to know where you live, cause my next phone call will be to your Department of Family and Children Services.

      Or is it too much to expect an adult to have full control over their own body?

      Yes, it is. Is that a serious question?

      People can learn self-control. The fact that self-control of one's own sexuality is considered somehow repressive is indicative of a lax and selfish attitude with respect to others. Sex deeply affects people emotionally, spiritually, and (surprise!) physically.

      Yep. And so does the lack of sex. Your ignorance of this is ... indicative of a naive and dogmatic attitude with respect to your knowledge of self and the world in general.

      To reduce it to a mere matter of personal health is ignorant of the fact that it is much more than a mere physical release. It is not merely as simple as relieving a physical urge - if it was, NASA would just tell the astronauts to masturbate and leave it at that.

      Exactly. Masturbation != sex. You cannot rely on masturbation alone to satisfy all the needs that sex satisfies.

      If we can require an astronaut go through extensive training so that they can cope with the effects of zero gravity for months at a time, why wouldn't we likewise train them to maintain control over their sexual urges under the same circumstances?

      Training for sexual deprivation and for dealing with sexual relationships in space is going to be vital.

      These are people on a ship that will travel millions of miles. You cannot expect them to steadfastly follow the rules that you set for them when they are gone that long. They are human beings. Humans are animals that have urges and instinctive actions just like any other animal. The intellect that humans benefit from allows them to come up with solutions that take those urges and instincts into account.

      If we ignored these facts of life and told them to "just hold it" until they get back, we'd be dooming the mission to failure.

    19. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Banner · · Score: 1

      So what happens when you have say a male astronaut who none of the women astronauts want to sleep with?

      RAPE?

      Obviously you haven't thought this through. Nor have you dealt with group dynamics.

    20. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      If a child can learn to defer bowel movement until the appropriate time and place, why can't an adult defer their sexuality until an appropriate time and place?

      This is the very nature of the question asked by the article and the scientists researching this problem.

      The problem here is "Where is that appropriate time and place?" You're trapped in a two-storey, 580 square foot apartment in the form of a tin can, in absolute isolation from the rest of humanity for two years. Most people will get pretty bitchy if they don't get laid for a couple of months. Putting off sex for two years can cause serious issues between crewmembers, who are already under stress from other issues like boredom, isolation, and the lack of the basic human need to get outside for some fresh air and sunshine.

      Repressing people's normal activity like this is a recipe for insanity and murder. That's why they have to ask these questions.

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    21. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Our cultural history has so often placed taboos on sex that we're not able to think clearly about this issue, it seems.
      Thinking clearly about sex would have to include considering abstaining from it. The goal here is the successful completion of the mission objectives, not the advancement of anyone's cultural/political agenda, right?

      Sex is a primary human function and drive, and to brush it under the carpet on an extended space mission would be the height of irresponsibility.
      To be sure, if sex is likely to cause problems for the mission, then how best to reduce the problems must be addressed. Ditto absence of sex.

      The human body has many natural needs and functions which, if not addressed, make it go downhill, and eventually become impaired and disfunctional.
      Will absence of sex for 3 years cause an impairment of mission performance in a healthy individual in this age range?

      The success of a mission . . . [is] at stake, and to ignore a central function of the human body would be the height of folly, and disaster in the making . . .
      "Disaster in the making"? Really? "Height of folly"? So, banning sex is the dumbest thing the mission could do? I'm willing to be convinced, but I can't take it as a given that the physical effects of no sex are that dangerous.

      One danger that I am convinced exists is the danger to morale created by the emotional dynamics issues in a small group that is having sex. I do hope that whoever decides the expectations of conduct between crew members will have tried to quantify the relative risks before deciding what policy to select.

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    22. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by PMuse · · Score: 1

      There has arisen this notion that sexual activity is a requirement for health. As /. can attest, nothing is further from the truth.
      This part of the discussion would be improved by some citations. I'll start.

      Planned Parenthood, not known as a religious promoter of abstinence, notes no negative medical effects of abstaining.

      Others?

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    23. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      The problem with your idea is that while routine health issues are easy to see and measure, sexual health issues (psychological or physical) are much harder to quantify. Furthermore, a person's sexual needs and indicators can vary greatly over a short period of time, let alone several years. Top that off with the fact that different people will have different needs, and requiring them to participate for "group health" could in fact mean you're essentially raping someone for the "good of the group". What kind of repurcussions will that generate?

      I'm not disagreeing with your analysis of key issue of participants understanding the basic physical need for most people to have sex. It's far too complex, however, to just say "everyone needs to participate" and think that's going to solve the issue. How do you deal with fetishes, for example, or people's varying levels of interests in kink? Different people like drastically different things, and being couped up in a metal can for years on end is very likely going to change what those things are, or at the very least, cause them to become more extreme. Just because a person gets regular sex doesn't mean they're getting the right sex for them. Hence your practical arrangements statement, but not even just the arrangements, the understanding needs to be there too. And we're far from really understanding human sexuality on a level competent enough to believe we'll solve this issue the first time out.

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    24. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Sexual activity doesn't necessarily have to include someone else. I don't think you can discount the /. perspective as much as you are.

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    25. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      And that proves what? It is a known medical fact that men who ejaculate "more regularly" have a lower rate of prostate cancer.

      Does that require sex? Not really. But it does require consideration, and that's what the whole point of the article is. What needs to be considered.

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    26. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      "To ignore that sexual relationships imply ownership is the height of folly"

      That is completely biased, societal (and generally mysogenistic) bullshit. If you recruit people who don't believe that (there are plenty) that is no longer valid. You still have psychological issues to contend with, but certainly not "ownership".

      As for relationships jeapordizing command decisions, that works both ways, but in general I'd agree.

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    27. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by PMuse · · Score: 1

      And that proves what? It is a known medical fact that . . .

      I don't have the slightest idea what if proves. Before we can begin 'proving' anything, we need a list of the effects of sex and the effects of no sex. Physical effects, emotional effects, group/morale effects. That list needs to be backed up by something better than a slashdotter's opinion of what is or is not a known medical fact to help weed out the myths (e.g., sperm poisons breast milk, or sex with a virgin cures HIV, or ejaculation decreases a man's vitality). Opinions without a citation (see, that wasn't so hard, was it?) are not helpful.

      Once we have that list, then we can start talking rationally about what a crew needs or doesn't need.

      Frankly, I cited the Planned Parenthood article because it was the only thing I could find that expressed an opinion about the physical effects of prolonged no-sex. Researching this topic proved harder than I expected.

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    28. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Hatta · · Score: 1


      Frankly, I cited the Planned Parenthood article because it was the only thing I could find that expressed an opinion about the physical effects of prolonged no-sex. Researching this topic proved harder than I expected.


      That's not too surprising. Where are you going to find volunteers for such a study?

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    29. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Well said. I agree entirely. And that's essentially what my post said, without benefit of citation. I was simply too lazy to even bother, so you got me beat there. As a colleague says "we're in violent agreement".

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    30. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by pcnetworx1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!!

    31. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Coucho · · Score: 0

      The difference is in the fact that you're not expecting the child to withhold the bowel movement for years.

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    32. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by PMuse · · Score: 1

      "violent agreement" -- I like that. I seem to wind up there frequently.

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    33. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who says he hasn't had sex in a X many days/months/years/decades is lying..

      How can you tell? By the size of the Brachioradialis: http://exrx.net/Muscles/Brachioradialis.html

      Or doesn't masturbation constitute as a release of sexual urges, thus having sex with yourself?

    34. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by wirejob · · Score: 1

      If you make it mandatory, doesn't that kind of make it like a job and take at least a little bit of the fun out of it?

    35. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Do you expect the astronauts to fly on a two year mission, and never take a shit? And then berate them for being illogical when they complain that two years is an unreasonably long amount of time to be constipated?

      Self-control is one thing. What you propose ain't it.

    36. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sex is a medical matter in pretty much the same sense that politics is a medical matter.

      Politics *is* a medical matter.

      While medicine hasn't yet figured out how it is that politicians make it to office despite complete brain death, we're working on it.

      The hope is that in due course, politicians can be eliminated from the face of the planet in the same manner as smallpox.

    37. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you missed the joke entirely. It was a movie quote:

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057012/

    38. Re:Make regular sex mandatory, like exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... sexual jealousy can do untold damage to a community. Just saying to people "have sex whenever you want" might sound like a good idea at first ...

      I rather doubt that "have sex whenever you want" was actually being suggested. :-)

      A few posters looked at it from the giggle angle of course, the space sex romp of a lifetime, or possibly a Woodstock "free sex" thing. But nobody was seriously arguing that "have sex whenever you want" was workable on a space mission, or solved any problem at all. Yet there certainly *is* a problem here that needs to be solved in some way.

      Instead, the way I read it was this:

      This team of individual astronauts is going into a situation where individuality is counter-productive. They will be utterly dependent on each other for survival on a second-by-second basis over years, and it takes only the weakest link to break, a small mistake possibly resulting from personal misery, for all life to end. In that situation, Earth-side taboos and individual likes and dislikes and the jealousy that you mentioned and many other factors that stem from an orientation based on individuality are counter-productive. And by counter-productive, what I mean is, you die. Every small negative factor that arises will contribute to a drop in the probability of survival.

      Now that's a scenario that is nothing like living on Earth. By the same token, the solutions needed should not be expected to be similar either.

      Of course, the space of "different solutions" is a very big one, but some things are evidently more important than others, and here is one. The very first Earth norm that has to be utterly eradicated is competition, which forms part of the emotive complex that you mentioned --- jealousy. Any element of competition in the team (in the sense of being the opposite of collaboration) is a negative contributor to the probability of survival, from the tiniest amount of being only grudgingly helpful, all the way to killing off all the other males or females in a bad-end scenario. They're all bad, because competition in this environment is to the benefit of individuals rather than to the benefit of the group.

      If we agree that competition is dangerous to team survival in this setting, then the rest follows rather directly.

      Happy and healthy adults who find normal enjoyment in sex may find that their happiness is reduced if some unforseen event makes sexual activity no longer available --- for example, if only married pairs are sent, and there is one fatality. Living at the very edge of extinction as we will be, should we say "Get away from my wife [or husband] or you may find a hole in your suit", or should husbands and wives recognize immediately that a sexual difficulty has developed and treat their ill-fortuned colleague as an integral part of their selves? Because that colleague actually *IS* part of their selves, in respect of their survival. Survival of the team cannot be separated from that of any given individual, not only because of their very direct functional interdependency but also because of the "weakest link" factor.

      So it's not a sex romp thing at all, not by a million miles. It's about living, understanding, and caring for each other, in all things. Because you all want to survive, desperately, and that raises your chances significantly.

      That's how I understand this issue, even though everyone else probably has their own personal interpretation.

  75. Easy Solution by Zaphenath · · Score: 1

    Eunuch astronauts.

  76. MOD PARENT UP by ohearn · · Score: 1

    Yes it seems joking at first, but he is correct in many ways.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by richlv · · Score: 1

      no offence in any way, but the fact it seemed to be a joke to you proves his point, made in the very first sentence ;)

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    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by ohearn · · Score: 1

      Actually I agreed with him from the start, but I saw how a lot of people would have innitially thought he wasn't. I agree people (especially Americans) tend to be way to stuck up about things like sex.

  77. Ethics of Deep-Space, Um, Exploration by SQL+Error · · Score: 1

    If you're gonna sleep with that hot green-skinned space babe, have the decency to call her the next day. Or at least send flowers.

  78. I am surprised.... by Henri+Alber+Soulier · · Score: 1

    What, did a link to the daily horoscopes get misdirected to this site? Did the School of Cosmetology redirect it's applicants to a discussion of cosmogony? I wrongly assumed that the typical 'Brittany and Paris' entertainment bloggers did not visit scientific websites. By the intellectual level of most responses on this topic I can only assume that the Trekkie mono brows ARE playing on the NASA site. It's nap time children and your parents need to go back to their stations on the assembly line...May God protect the weak and feeble, and protect the rest of us from them. You can follow me, but it's gonna hurt.

  79. get rid of sexual desire... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... pick your astronauts from this helpful list:

    http://www.uglypersons.com/go.php?go=topphp&c=all& w=top

    Problem solved!

  80. Birth control pill for Gals, Vasectomeys for Guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is no one suggesting this? Birth control is not 100% effective, but probably more than 99% effective. Vasectomeys are not 100% effective, but also probably more than 99% effective (they also has reversible ones now). The odds of a child resulting from this combination are probably really low.

  81. deep ocean exploration by pseudosero · · Score: 1

    how about that? shouldn't we secure the base before we send out the drones?

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  82. PLEASE MOD PARENT UP, useful R.A.H reference by fritsd · · Score: 1

    That's one of my all-time favourite books. It's actually insightful that Heinlein pointed out so many sore spots of puritanical societies, all those decades ago, and then the fact alone that there's this whole discussion here on slashdot *in the 21st century*, speaks volumes to me. And why is this topic not tagged "sex"?
    In my weirder imaginings, I sometimes think that the first *successful* peopled mission to Mars will be staffed by a bunch of capable, rational, intelligent, vegan hippies. Think about it.
    (Disclaimer: I've never lived together with a bunch of vegan hippies, let alone in a closed ecosystem, so possibly I'm talking nonsense here)

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    1. Re:PLEASE MOD PARENT UP, useful R.A.H reference by Evilest+Doer · · Score: 1

      I've never lived together with a bunch of vegan hippies, let alone in a closed ecosystem, so possibly I'm talking nonsense here
      Actually, I think it would be a nightmare, not for vegan part, but for the hippie part. Basically, if you have people who are calm and vegan because they believe it is a healthier lifestyle, then that is one thing. But if you have people who are vegans (or anything else for that matter) because of some GRAND DRAMATIC REASON!, then life on board will be a living hell. I think the best thing to do is carefully vet for people who are balanced and very much the "live and let live" type. The problem with this is that most people who are getting into NASA (generally, I don't mean just astronauts) now are the overly-competitive types, and some that I knew in college who went onto NASA can be so damned whiny and obnoxious when they don't get their way. I've noticed the same thing with a lot of the younger, successful physicists. Probably has something to do with the level of competition involved.
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  83. Babies in zero gravity? by SlideRuleGuy · · Score: 1

    I'm sure they will turn out to be well-rounded people when they grow up.

  84. Ethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only relevant ethical question is whether they should be spending taxpayers dollars on deep space missions when so many Americans are living in poverty.

  85. Space hookers? by BamZyth · · Score: 1

    What about having 1 or 2 specially trained experts living in the 0g Dungeon module?

  86. Sex paid by medicare by BamZyth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even on earth it would be a good idea! I could finally get some. On a more serious note, think about all the avoided rapes and the generally better mood at work.

  87. solution by Presidential · · Score: 1

    From the article: "One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"


    Simple. You let them fuck.
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  88. How to cope by GlobalEcho · · Score: 1

    One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?

    Easy. Send couples with small children. That solves the sex problem. Now all you have to worry about is little hands working the airlock controls while your back is turned.

  89. Send older people by sphealey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    (This idea is not mine, but I can't remember where I first saw it)

    The problem with a Mars expedition is not getting there; it is getting there with enough fuel to return the crew to Earth. Solution? Don't return. Rather than sending the young and healthy, send the old and reasonably healthy: men and women in the 60+ age range who are in reasonably good physical shape and who volunteer for a one-way mission. They are told from the outset that they have x years supplies; that more will be sent if possible; and that if the impulse engine is invented someone will come pick them up. Otherwise they should reserve some time early on after landing to locate a suitable site for a cometary and chip out some tombstones, then get to work exploring and naming things after themselves.

    This wouldn't automatically solve the sex problem given today's "more active seniors", but people of that age have less urgent sex drives and are generally better able to negotiate/handle the emotional and interpersonal situations as well.

    sPh

    1. Re:Send older people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, second to just sending a single sex crew, I'd have to say that this makes the most sense. You KNOW that there's a bunch of baby boomers that were around during the time of the first space explorers that would love to do it themselves.

      The idea that we MUST send a group of people consisting of both men and women is the result of our ultra PC (that's politically correct, not, personal computer /.ers) social climate anyway. Instead of trying to separate sex from any kind of emotional attachment we should just fill the ship up with women or men and send 'em away.

      Regardless of which gender you choose you should make sure they spend a lot of time at this site. That way they'll be too busy playing XBOX 9000, PS500, or Nintendo Pii to care about sex.

    2. Re:Send older people by sphealey · · Score: 1

      > he idea that we MUST send a group of people consisting of both
      > men and women is the result of our ultra PC (that's politically
      > correct, not, personal computer /.ers) social climate anyway.

      See the sailing ship navies, the Greek legions, etc etc for examples of why sending a single-sex crew would not change the dynamics nor prevent the problem.

      sPh

    3. Re:Send older people by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      The problem is not getting to Mars with enough fuel to return to earth. First you send in situ propellant production plants with hydrogen feedstock. By simple ages old processes you use the hydrogen feedstock to "make" rocket fuel, oxygen, and water literally out of thin air. Look up Mars Direct.

      That said, many groups have and are considering one-way trips. My family and I have discussed it and would do so. Sadly there are too many people who think they know better and would prevent people from doing so.

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    4. Re:Send older people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that would at least severely curb the revenue of aforementioned pay-per-view :D

      cheers,
      Donny

  90. NASA just doesn't seem ready to do this... by kabocox · · Score: 1

    Um, what does the Navy do with subs? That's the basic policy of what they should try copying from because its the closest Earth based thing that we have to this.

    I've loved reading slashdots ideas though. My favorite has to be the celibate space monks. I also like the send swingers up there idea, but I don't think that'd work. The concept behind "swinging" that I understand is not to have the same casual sex parnter for years at a time. Emotionaly attachments would develop for most people if you kept on having sex with the same people over and over for 3 years or so. I like the idea of making sure that they are all sterilized before hand or single sex crews rather than remotely risking space pregancy at the moment.

    Of course if you were going to play Big Brother in Space, you might want to plan for a space pregnacy and all the associated hassles just for pontential PR benefits and boosting the public's interest in space.

    The what to do about a dead bodies question is more interesting to me. The most politically pro PR wise is to bag 'em and bring the body back. I think that they should have options though. Some might want to be ejected into space, some might want to be burned and the ashes returned or scattered either on Earth, in space, or on Mars. Heck, if I died on my way to Mars there is a part of me that'd want to be buried or placed on Mars. Talk about being a future scientist's prize. If the idea of people the the future finding and studying your dead body freaks you out, I'd go with the burning option.

    The idea of adding the dead body to food system isn't go as of yet. If we were colonizing space, or hand a small town floating around up there, yes that'd be what we'd want to do. On a mission of sending most likely under a dozen people? I think the idea or thought that you are eating food made from the remains of some one that you personally knew would freak people out. Scifish it is the best recycle the materials bet. We generally don't grow our food supply on top of our cementries though so why should we want them to suffer that?

    1. Re:NASA just doesn't seem ready to do this... by Teancum · · Score: 1

      The U.S. Navy doesn't send submarines out for 3-year deployments, although 1-year deployments have been done.

      And it should be noted that pregnancy is an issue with the U.S. Navy, although in practice the number of women who get pregnant is similar (and proportional) to the number of men who go nuts and have to be sent to the brig on a semi-permanent basis due to discipline problems like assaulting a superior officer or other violent crimes.

      Also one other issue that a submarine does have the option of doing, is to occasionally surface and come into port and exchange mail, take on fresh supplies (like fruit and fresh meat), and to exchange classified items which simply can't be sent cryptographically over supposedly secure telecommunications links. Somebody who is pregnant in such a situation is certainly going to be able to get out in such an exchange. Maybe not easily, but it can be done. An isolated group on Mars simply won't have that option at all.

    2. Re:NASA just doesn't seem ready to do this... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      The U.S. Navy doesn't send submarines out for 3-year deployments, although 1-year deployments have been done.

      Sounds like it would be cheaper/safer if we did some test runs with various subs at 3 to 6 year deployments. (I'm assuming 3 years to Mars and 3 years back.) It would be much cheaper and safer than rushing forward trying to build a spaceship and do the same thing without some long term study on the effects to your average person. There is a part of me that thinks that every single person that wants to take a trip to Mars needs to spend 3 years on a sub with their team in a test run.

    3. Re:NASA just doesn't seem ready to do this... by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Isolation simulations are fairly commonplace, including simulators that attempt to mimic the surface of Mars.

      Certainly experiences that have come from those working at the South Pole research station have been documented and are being used as a baseline for issues that will eventually come up when dealing with any eventual research station on Mars. Since the history of this base is entirely in the 20th Century and very well documented, and the remoteness of the base together with the very harsh environment that the people working there have to experience, comparisons to space travel are very common.

      All of the issues including gender balance, social order, isolation (nobody can go in or out during the Antarctic "winter" except under exceptional conditions... aircraft simply stop functioning at the temperatures at that time of the year) and even highly motivated people with egos on the line due to the "staff" mainly being scientists have all been examined.

      While not necessarily the complete isolation you are describing, most NASA astronaut teams are formed even now many years in advance, where they are working and training together for many years before their mission and learn about the strengths and weaknesses of each team member well before they go up into space. I have heard about some training exercises that do involve underwater activity in terms of team management exercises and being able to perform complex tasks together in a harsh environment. Florida is particular useful in term of building an underwater manned laboratory where a group would have an extended stay that is akin to living in a space station. It also seems to help out in terms of getting use to "neutral buoyancy" that is similar to weightlessness and the need for constant monitoring of your "space suit". Operating such an underwater station is also much cheaper than trying to operate a submarine.

  91. A reaction from Hall 9000.... by PermanentMarker · · Score: 1

    Dear crew members,

    I notice your behavior is far from logical, while you consume valuable resources for further colonization plans. Therefore i decided logically to disable the life support systems. This is done in the benefit of the various drones on board who consume fewer resources. In fact I only need some DNA material from you, which has already been collected, during your hibernation trip. This would be enough to reproduce you.
    The remains of your materials are therefore recycled to grow more of the genetically manipulated mars-plants, and my bio-electronics.

    End of Dessage

    So sorry to say it's goodby Dave.

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  92. Crime and Punishment by scruffy · · Score: 1

    There's no mention of how they are going to deal with crime, violence, etc.

  93. Revenge of the Nerds says different by pile0nades · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "All jocks ever think about is sports. All we ever think about is sex."

    1. Re:Revenge of the Nerds says different by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      Thinking about and actually getting round to doing are two completely different things

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    2. Re:Revenge of the Nerds says different by AGMW · · Score: 1
      Thinking about and actually getting round to doing are two completely different things

      Apart from the occasional "Menage a un" of course.

      Houston: We are "GO" on the hand shandy!

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  94. MOD PARENT UP by zombie_striptease · · Score: 1

    You've stated the point far better than I ever could (every attempt I've made to write an argument has come out as preachy dreck and been deleted immediately). I'm still trying to figure out the logic behind the suggestions to send prostitutes up (because increased life support requirements and sending up civilians and that would make things less complicated...?)

  95. Some answers are in... by mandreiana · · Score: 1

    ... Kim Stanley Robinson's Red Mars. Although it is SciFi, a lot of the social issues (and their evolution) presented in the book could be real. The entire trilogy it's also quite entertaining.

    1. Re:Some answers are in... by gr8dude · · Score: 1
      Indeed, the trilogy is interesting and it covers some of these issues. It is also worth pointing out that the trilogy tends to be hard sci-fi (the difference being the fact that the author discusses things which are technically correct, i.e. the story is not about "robots with light-bulbs instead of eyes")

      • The first book shows us how the relationships between the crew members were 'managed' during the trip to Mars;
      • The second book reveals another problem - that of relationships between children born on Mars. They are closely related to each other genetically (as they are descendents of the first hundred)
  96. Use p0rn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use Panda p0rn!

  97. Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GATTACA anyone?

  98. Re:Easy, as in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayniggers_from_Outer _Space

    Don't watch this movie. It SUXXXXXX. (oh rly?!)

  99. It works for cats, why no space faring folks? by fortiguy · · Score: 1

    Not that this will be a poster quality feature, but how about either physical or chemical castration? Unichs (no not the OS!) live longer, are happier and healthier - just like cats after the operation. The only side effect is the extra weight that seems to be retained..

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  100. Mandatory Is A Bad Idea by EgoWumpus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Alright, I agree that human - and in particular American - culture is a little screwed up about sex. People have sex. It is a natural part of life. It should not be swept under the rug. Astronauts - at least at this stage - should have birth control, and we need to not get all hysterical about that idea. A baby conceived in space is unlikely to ever be able to come to earth, meaning it will probably die of suffocation. Etc.

    And I agree with the point that sexual desires should be monitored consistently and professionally, but I do not think mandatory sex is a good idea. It is probable that in some relationships this would work, but in most relationships it's going to be giving one partner or the other a degree of power that is unhealthy. Suppose, for instance, one of a partner pair doesn't want to have sex, but has to for the sake of their duty to NASA and nation? It is not hard to see how this could quickly send that person down a road to lessened self-esteem and depression; it happens all the time on earth. In space where you have little to no other human contact it could be devastating.

    "What, I went to college, got a higher degree, trained real hard and became an astronaut so I could become someone else's sextoy?"

    It is a bad idea. And there are alternatives; such as masturbation. NASA should at the very least be providing for materials that the astronauts they hire for their qualifications need in order to satisfy sexual urges. Pornography, dildos, what have you. Those astronauts also need to be well-trained on how to cope ultra responsibly with an adult relationship (and, for that matter, I think this has the potential of being another great technology brought to us by the space race), so that they can choose to get intimate with each other, or chose not to - but they have the choice. And not just the first time, but every time such conjugation might occur.

    But, yes, it's an incredibly important matter; one that we tend to ignore because our culture is bound up in the idea that sex is bad. Let's abolish that soon, eh?

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    1. Re:Mandatory Is A Bad Idea by apt142 · · Score: 1

      There are problems with the grandparent post's logic and you seem to address them here.

      Sex is certainly a part of a normal human's health issues. And I'm glad both you and the GP addressed that. But, the root of the problem is that we as human beings tie so many emotions into our sexual activities without meaning to. Those emotions tend to be extreme and illogical on the surface. How do you deal with that in such a small group of people without massive conflicts?

      Someone else posted earlier that it would be irresponsible of us to even consider the idea that sex should be forbidden on long term space missions. I would agree with that. But, what's the alternative? I like your idea of embracing the sexual nature of their human astronauts on a solitary basis, but how do you keep the fine emotions of jealousy, envy, dejection etc. that arise out of sexual tension and contact between individuals? Even if it's voluntary, it's not always a good idea. How many of us have Psycho Ex's? How many would want to be cooped up with them in a spacecraft for 4+ months?

      Even in the best, committed, functioning relationships on Earth, too many nights of "I have a headache" cause feelings of rejection. Amplify that by confining yourself to a small group and a potentially stressful environment and you're looking at some serious issues.

      The only feasable options I see are drugs that supresses libido or long-term committed couples.

      Unless there is some sort of long term training that could be evolved to deal with this issue. Military personal are often taught to rely on their fellow combatants regardess of personal opinions through exposure to repeated stressful situations. Could/should there be a like-minded program for Astronauts to control their emotions about sex? Should they, in addition to PhD's and fighter pilot training also under go sex surrogate training?

    2. Re:Mandatory Is A Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suppose, for instance, one of a partner pair doesn't want to have sex, but has to for the sake of their duty to NASA and nation? It is not hard to see how this could quickly send that person down a road to lessened self-esteem and depression; it happens all the time on earth. In space where you have little to no other human contact it could be devastating.
      "What, I went to college, got a higher degree, trained real hard and became an astronaut so I could become someone else's sextoy?"


      Grit your teeth and think of Earth.

    3. Re:Mandatory Is A Bad Idea by evilviper · · Score: 1

      "What, I went to college, got a higher degree, trained real hard and became an astronaut so I could become someone else's sextoy?"

      I clearly chose the wrong profession...

      And to think, I specifically asked my councilor if I could have "sextoy" as my major.
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  101. Sex and Space by visionsofmcskill · · Score: 1
    I wasn't gonna say anything, but after reading the extensive stupidity and silliness of the general SD response to this issue i feel i have to comment.

    Some have suggested drugging the astronaughts with anti-libido supplements.

    Some have suggested sending swingers and/or "free love" astronaughts, under the impression that they would somehow be emotionally better suited to the long journey.

    A very few have suggested single sex crews.

    Some have suggested standard couples (non-swinging/Free-love)

    Some suggested robots (sigh)

    Of all these options, the standard couple arrangment is almost without question the one best suited to the mission. There is a better solution, being one where-in we send a LARGE ship with many people, and thus produce a situation where-in you develop a community larger than a few people. Communities (even small ones) deal much better with long-term isolation.

    In any case, here's some of the reasons most of the above would be problematic.

    A: Anti-Libido supplements would have side affects, in males testostrone is also responsible for a certain degree of drive, while an excessivly driven crew member is a recipe for disaster a host of docile crew members posses an equal risk to the crew, These people must have a lot of dedication and some degree of juice to go three years nearly solitary. I would suggest a very muted anti-sexual drug, to just slightly dullen their desires, as opposed to attemping to chemicly castrate them.

    B: Swingers and "Free Love" would be a horribly bad idea, while i understand the SD fantasy of banging everyone hot space-chick in sight without any emotional attachements or reprecusions... it is only a fantasy. Swingers, Free-Lovers, and others of the same type are generally more sexually driven int he first place (a bad thing for space), and secondarily humans are not imune to love, covetous behavior, and lastly jaelousy... expecially so if in an environment where theyd be forced to see someone they've subconsciously (or consciously) become attached too F%^%ing someone else. Add to that the fact that NO-ONE is going to be 100% cool with being "available" to all members of a crew, even if they are free-love or swingers... its still a consentual act, and in situations where consent is a factor (unless you want the equivilent of date-rape in space) you will inevitably end up in a situation where certain crew members would be "left-out" because they are un-desirable or less-desirable. That causes conflict... unless of course you think an environment where one guy (alpha male?) is having sex with multiple women while the other males are not wont cause huge resentment.

    Single sex crews have worked many times throughout human history, countless endevors of all-male parties have been used since nearly the begining of written history. As the initial missions would not be for colonization, this is actually a valid proposition. However, men have had coping methods for such situations which could be undesirable... the first being homo-sexual behavior (see spartans), the second being hyper-aggresiveness and competitiveness (see war/armies). Amongst women similar behavior also becomes apparent.. while women have a lesser degree of conflict with homo-sexual behavior, they are subject to even more stressfull competive social behavior.

    Robots is just retarded. It doesnt address the issue, which is how to get HUMANS on these missions. We are already sending robots... we WILL send robots... that's inevitable.. the question is when we want to send people, how do we do it. Alternatively, two robot aided solutions come to mind. A: send sleeping (cryo, not fully-developed yet) ships crewed by robots.. waking crew upon arrival, or B: send robots first, then send massive colony ship (the large population allows normal sexual dynamics with less of the negative affects associated with small crews.

    But of all of the above, the best option is going to be regular couples who have gone through earthside testing for extended

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    1. Re:Sex and Space by PermanentMarker · · Score: 1

      Hm

      The question itself should be questioned, should human life forms travel to mars.
      Just for a kind of Moon landing, getting a big Media score and return (current goal?).

      Robots are far more resource efficient, instead of focusing on humans.
      Thinking of putting a man on mars, these days makes not much sense.
      It would be far more efficient to focus the next 25 (40?) years on robotics & biologics (plants bacteria) to create habitats there first..
      It would be the strategic of a gamer who plans for the long run.

      Probably our own Moon could be a trial for these kind of robotics.
      Although not for biologics, some Mars sample and return mission will do for that.
      As soon as possible biologic seeding missions could start to change Mars climate/air/dirt
      (that project would however take probably hundreds of years).

      If the automated habitat is large enough then we can put several humans in, if you think of a permanent Mars Basis probably then you would go for genetic diversity, to select people.

      In the end not massive colonies but a small fast ship will put a few people there.
      Fast because of radiation risk. It's not economical to create big slow ships and its not in our current medical ability to put people in hibernation for a long time.

      Probably the first colony would be a mixture of scientist and house-building people, perhaps a medic. (although a tele-robotic medic like in current military projects is cheaper)
      You end up with a few of explorer type of people, and a lot of robots.
      Probably, running a raw material harvesting fabric, to be refined later.

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  102. Correct by aepervius · · Score: 1

    may I suggest making the crew lipstick lesbians, also we would need to fit the ship with webcams in every room
    You sir, with a fine stroke of genius, just solved the whole NASA financing problem, as well as most probably half of the whole US deficit...

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  103. George W. has the answer by Chadster · · Score: 0

    Have the astronauts take the President's abstinence education.

  104. Lesbians by MountainMan101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Send lesbians. No risk of pregnancy occurring in flight, and they can sell the in flight videos to fund the mission.

    PS Don't mod this down, I did a lot of research for this post - I downloaded Lesbians in Space and Lesbians on Mars (I also downloaded one that I thought was about Uranus but was quite horrible).

    1. Re:Lesbians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Send lesbians. No risk of pregnancy occurring in flight"

      Haven't you learned anything from Jurassik Park ?

    2. Re:Lesbians by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      The answer is obvious. Send a male crew, with a hooker to take care of all their needs.

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    3. Re:Lesbians by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Because hookers always want to have sex, and guys have never fought over hookers before. There's no reason to think they would in space, couped up for years at a time. No, no reason at all.

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    4. Re:Lesbians by abb3w · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Send a male crew, with a hooker to take care of all their needs.

      One with a degree in Psychiatry, perhaps. You could call the position "Ship's Counselor." And not to be sexist, but a female-dominant crew with a male Ship's Counselor might also work, given sufficient stamina. Of course, the article also mentions needing to deal with death, so bringing another along would be a logical measure to prevent someone going crazy enough to screw the dead hooker. Come to that, NASA traditionally uses triple redundancy systems when practical....

      Slightly more seriously, a Psychiatrist or Sexologist (either with an MD) to cover such, er, duties(?) isn't completely insane. For long missions with limited crew, MDs are certainly one area where having some personnel overlap may be desirable. However, finding MD specialists comfortable with localized promiscuity and in sufficient health to handle astronaut training makes for a bit of a challenge. Starting with writing the job description.

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    5. Re:Lesbians by amohat · · Score: 1

      Worst. Idea. Ever.

      Let's send your mom, instead.

    6. Re:Lesbians by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Send a male crew, with a hooker to take care of all their needs.

      One with a degree in Psychiatry, perhaps. You could call the position "Ship's Counselor."

      As always, Star Trek did it first.

      (Sorry Marina... had to be done.)
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  105. Why is NASA still around? by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    The whole purpose of NASA was to implement US President John F. Kennedy's macho infatuation of going to the moon before the Soviets. At the time, for some reason lost to history, this was considered important. Later, after some reflection on the cost and the missed opportunities that a huge space program would entail, JFK had many second thoughts on the entire project. One of the reasons for his fateful trip to Texas in November 1963 was to go to the Houston Space Center and reduce the space program costs.

        After his murder, this project became a 'tribute to his spirit' and no cost was spared getting astronauts onto the moon by 1970. This was accomplished in July 1969. Subsequent presidents have reduced the budget and scope of NASA since in effect their initial mission has been successfully accomplished.

        Wise presidents have always known that space exploration is just a money sink hole that returns little useful results for the amount of expense. It's basically a welfare program for unemployable aerospace scientists and technicians who would otherwise be subjected to the extreme boom-and-bust cycles of that industry.

        NASA is lost in space. All the easy goals have been reached. There is no payoff either financially or in terms of national prestige. Space exploration has little propaganda value today. Except for the NASA employees themselves, the Slashdaughter SciFi dreamer crowd, and the people getting rich from huge NASA construction contracts, no one cares any more.

        As for the question of how to deal with the biosexual needs of the crew during hypothetical long space flights, the answer is simple. It's called (in English) 'fucking'. Basically the male places his erect penis into the lubricated vagina of the female. Ejaculation of semen follows which leads to the creation of a fetus in the female. Various ways can be used by the female to prevent the sperm in the semen from creating a fetus. This is a manageable problem.

        Unfortunately one of the mental attributes that drives young males to seek a career in space exploration also retards them from the ability to deal rationally with biosexual subjects. This leads to elaborate and extensive reports and projections of long-term space travel in which the subject is not even discussed even though it is one of the basic factors governing human behavior. This reluctance and perhaps even inability to deal with human sexuality is one more reason why enormous amounts of public money should not be spent on NASA and their projects.

    1. Re:Why is NASA still around? by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I think you have your history of NASA off by a bit.

      NASA was originally started by Woodrow Wilson in 1915 (under the name NACA - National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics) to help provide basic R&D into military aviation for WWI -- that is right, the first World War.

      NASA with its more modern incarnation and name in regards to manned and unmanned spaceflight goes back to the Dwight Eisenhower administration when it was formally established by an act of Congress in 1957. JFK's involvement at this point was as a senator who actually voted against the proposal.

      While I would agree that JFK did help push the effort toward manned spaceflight forward, and that many of his proposals were "rubber stamped" after his death (including the Vietnam War, and the Civil Rights Act of 1965) with not as much thought regarding any true direction of those proposals.

      I would also strongly disagree that the "easy goals" have all been reached. Going to the Moon was hardly an easy goal, and some incredible research has been done by NASA in regards to aircraft safety and means of propulsion for interplanetary spacecraft in recent years. Unfortunately, the prime focus of NASA (and the largest portion of its budget) is a huge mess: The Space Shuttle Program/International Space Station. And this problem I do blame on the Nixon administration and accelerated by Jimmy Carter to create the current mess that we have.

      Not that George W. Bush has been all that clear about setting goals for NASA either, but at least the "Moon, Mars, and Beyond" is something that is now a rough part of the NASA culture, even if the actual implementation of the concept won't happen until well after Geroge W. is long gone and in retirement.

      At the current rate of progress for NASA, however, CNN will be reporting live from Mars when NASA finally shows up with their first astronauts, with those astrouants being treated to a barbeque hosted by Bigelow aerospace. If this is what you mean by NASA being "lost in space", I couldn't agree more. I just don't see NASA being the agency that will provide all of the cool gizmos and spacecraft that will be legitimately used for significant increases in human exploration of our Solar System.

    2. Re:Why is NASA still around? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      You seem to have an interesting naive view of sex. So just deal with it, right?

      OK, let's assume there are four men and four women on a ship for three years. Do you assume that everone just pairs off for the duration and gets down to business? How about two people that decide they just don't like each other? How about if the other three pairs don't feel like rearranging?

      Just sending an all-male (or all-female) crew doesn't solve the problem completely but it elimates that issue.

      Take a read of the first chapter of "Stranger in a Strange Land" for an interesting view of sending a bunch of supposedly committed married couples to Mars. Didn't work out so well, did it?

      NASA may not be the best way of dealing with space exploration but if humans are to survive Earth is but a temporary shelter with very finite resources. There are limitless resources available off Earth and we're going to need them. The alternative is forcing the human race in what can be sustained on Earth by itself and that is a lot less than what we have now. Think 100 million people, max. You want to break the news to the teeming horde?

    3. Re:Why is NASA still around? by freedom_india · · Score: 1
      Wise presidents have always known that space exploration is just a money sink hole that returns little useful results for the amount of expense.

      Wiser presidents have known illegal wars are a much more waste of money, and in addition to costing more than 20 moonshots, they also take the lives of thousands of young people.

      It's basically a welfare program for unemployable aerospace scientists and technicians

      So is the illegal war a welfare program for lockheed, KBR, etc? Seriously are u a conservative? Are u card-carrying republican?

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    4. Re:Why is NASA still around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With that attitude, when overpopulation reaches the point of critical mass, instead of being able to colonize space, man will simply die out. After all, space exploration is nothing more than a testosterone-induced waste of time.

  106. The real solution by jesterpilot · · Score: 1

    Send robots. There is no reason to send humans when machines can do the work just fine without complex life support systems and ethics. Man should not go into space.

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  107. I am the perfect astronaut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After reading all of the article and most of the comments I am convinced that I would be perfect for a long-term space mission. I've been in non-monogamous relationships without issue, I can deal with not having sex as long as I can jerk off occasionally, I can deal with having sexual desires for people I am around all the time without being a sleazy asshole. I have no qualms about euthanising someone and then flushing their body out an airlock, hell if it came down to it I'd be willing to eat them to survive. I do great in confined spaces and with limited social interaction. I'm laid back and not prone to freaking out in any circumstance, in every extreme situation I have ever been in my emotions completely shut down and I become hyper-rational and extremely focused.

  108. Amundsen/Scott by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the difference is in the number of people. According to WP, in 2005 there were almost 90 people in the winter-over crew at Amundsen/Scott. That changes the dynamic a whole lot from, say, 3 or 5 people, like you'd probably be talking about on a Mars mission. (There are probably some very remote towns/villages around the world with less than 90 people in them, effectively isolated most of the time...I suspect if you looked up in Canada you'd find some.)

    I think the difference is that when you get get close to 100 people or so, you can really have a community, while when you just have a handful, there's a good chance of ending up with individuals feeling isolated and embittered from the rest of the group. Plus, you avoid some of the really bad male/female issues if you increase the numbers to that size and make the proportions about even; 40 men and 40 women gives each person a whole lot more possibilities -- which means competition isn't as dangerously cutthroat -- than in smaller crews. (Your worst possible scenario would be a small overall crew with more men than women; that's pretty much asking for a lot of "industrial accidents" to start happening.)

    Overall though, if you want to look for what situations there's the most data on, I suspect it's probably all-male crews. I suspect that the original Navy crews at Amundsen/Scott, when it was smaller, were all-male, and there are a lot of very remote listening stations and stuff up in Alaska that are presumably crewed by the military with men. (And submarines, although they aren't in isolation, usually, for as long as any space mission would be.)

    Maybe the solution is just to go with either all-male or all-female crews, hope they're all heterosexual, and tell them to solve their own needs on their own time. Yeah, they'll probably be sexually frustrated but they probably won't kill each other, either.

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    1. Re:Amundsen/Scott by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      As a guy, if I was an astronaut, I would prefer not to be part of a PMITA space expedition.

  109. Examples of how to handle things properly...ahem.. by Daikhovalin · · Score: 1

    For some reason I thought of the holoship with its "Constant, guilt-free sex" and dedicated decks for it. But seriously, there is a book called "Rocheworld" by Robert L. Forward which tackles the issues of death, sex and illness on a long term space mission. And it is a good read as well. Check it out.

  110. Not easy at all by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    It's actually not easy at all. Sex is easy. The whole emotional, cultural, etc, baggage that humans attach to it, isn't.

    If you sent cats to space, yeah, it would be easy. They get in heat, they fuck, they're over it. Humans don't. Or not unless you manage to breed/educate a whole new breed of humans for which sex doesn't really meen anything deeper.

    And it's not just the obvious emotional aspect as such, but also a whole class of status games, penis-size games, mind games, and power games exist for both genders, associated with sex or sometimes as a substitute for sex. Sex is used as currency, insult material, status symbol (e.g., look who I'm with), blackmail material, reason for feud or insecurity, etc.

    E.g., and bear in mind that this is a _mild_ example, but I don't feel like turning it into a whole flame: there was this italian documentary about a town where everyone had to have a mistress, to prove that he's a macho man with a working set of genitals. And there was this guy who was sane enough to realize the whole peer pressure thing, and admitted that he was perfectly happy with his wife, loved her, didn't want to hurt her... but, you know, the other guys were starting to think he's maybe impotent if he doesn't have a mistress too. So he just had to get one, as proof and status symbol. That's just one of the many kinds of extra importance that gets attached to sex, and I was saying, one of the milder ones.

    And then there are the break-ups. There have been very few reasons for hatred, revenge, or ever-lasting depression than that.

    Now picture putting those people in a small tin can where they can't escape each other. It's the worst case "why you shouldn't date a coworker" scenario... squared. They can't escape each other even after work, and one can't just quit and move to another town. It's a ship in space that will take a year to reach its destination, and, really, there's no way to just get off it and move somewhere else.

    So unless you breed a race of humans who'd regard sex as just a mechanical release, you're far better off _not_ having sex on that ship.

    And before anyone quips, "I.e., men?", even for men it's not that easy and detached. A whole genre of "the bitch took my heart and dumped me" whines exists, and some even get set to music or turned into a novel or movie. Or the ever popular "the bitch took offense to my fucking the secretary and now wants alimony! The unfairness of it all!" whine. Or the nerds' favourite, the whine about how those heartless girls go for the jock instead of the nerd. Etc.

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    1. Re:Not easy at all by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      What is the name of the Italian town and which province it is in? Better yet can you tell me how far it is from Rome airport?

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  111. You have got to be kidding me by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    This reads more like a geek fantasy or satire than actual insight. I honestly had to reread a couple times to make sure it wasn't a reference to Dr. Strangelove. Assuming it's not...

    We're not Moties--there is no physical necessity for sexual intercourse the way there is for vitamin D. There are strong emotional and psychological urges, yes. But these are closely tied to issues of upbringing and culture, so to try to ignore those contexts would be counterproductive. Sex can't be separated from love and lust and we shouldn't try. Instead the solution should be to provide outlets that are appropriate and workable within the cultural and interpersonal context of the team.

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  112. Saltpeter by dokhebi · · Score: 1

    I have probably spelt it wrong, but it's the substance that John Adams is told by his wife to use in the musical "1776."

    Just my $0.02 worth.

  113. Bad topic for engineers by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    They tend to think of things in terms of problems to be solved, which is exactly the wrong way to consider issues of emotion, psychology, love, etc. The whole framing of the question--as a challenge to be overcome--is wrong.

    Rather, the proper way to handle the issue is to study how people handle emotional issues now, and make sure the mission design allows for it. For instance crew members could be cross-trained, so that if a conflict develops the roles can be shuffled to reduce personal contact between two members. Or, the ship could be configurable, so that a person can "pick up" their tasking and take it into another room. Or choose to sleep and eat "downstairs" instead of "upstairs."

    These are not new issues and if they haven't been "solved" yet, they won't be solved. Period. It's a question of management--how do people manage their emotional swings. Because the issue is way bigger than just sex and death. Over longer periods of time people tend to experience larger emotional movements, so you will also have issues of depression, elation, anger, jealousy, etc.

    But it's not like these are new problems. Look in any sizable organization and you will find people managing these sorts of issues every day. Find the ones who make it work and study what they do. Or better yet, study who they are and try to find more for your mission.

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  114. Send Special Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Send Special Women (Prostitutes) so everyone will be happy!

  115. The secret is no-brainers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...just put some rednecks up into space and your problem is solved:

    * They won't complain when the mission fails and they fly into the moon

    * Nobody will complain when the mission fails and they fly into the moon

    * We won't complain if we suddenly have to decide that for the mission to succeed, they have to fly into the moon

    * They can have sex with anybody and nobody, they don't care

    * Chance of reproduction: very likely, but the outcome is neglible.

    * No matter how you look at it, more rednecks in space means a successful mission from the start already

    * If all else fails, and the mission succeeds, we are winners too.

    In short: its a win-win solution.

  116. Been there, done that by Happy+Lemming · · Score: 1

    Anyone who has lived at an isolated weather station, with just a few co-workers, knows the tensions that develop. Most of us survived the experience. There were all kinds of studies done on the effect of men in small groups. We used to joke that the perfect recruit for the stations would be an astronaut.

  117. Ape men in space == oh noes by e2d2 · · Score: 1

    "One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

    Two questions:
    1. Have you ever read Lord of the Flies?
    2. Can a man or woman be charged with rape if he's off the planet?

  118. first words on Mars by gr8dude · · Score: 1

    Actually, the first words on Mars were "Well, here we are!" (c) John Boone

  119. If gravity is the only problem by gr8dude · · Score: 1

    ... then we can deal with it by generating artificial gravity, the space-ship can have a special section that rotates around itself, creating the desired effect.

    Long term trips may require such a room, not only for potential pregnancies, but also because so far humans haven't spent that much time in zero G; perhaps it will be a must for long distance trips.

  120. hmm.. by rubberbandball · · Score: 1

    "How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?" Well, considering that there hasn't been a single attractive female astronaut in the history of space exploration (read: wookie); i would suggest sending your normal crew.

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  121. For the love of God its a new millenium! by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Men and Women are perfectly capable to deciding ethical implication of sex and sexual acts for themselves. Even if a female were to become preggers it doesn't take much to deliver a baby. It can be done in a truck stop, let alone an environment that is about as clean a room as you can get.

    If there isn't enough of a food fudge factor to support the kid then you send along birth control and morning after pills. If its a one way mission and there is a mistake, well the kid has to live with the decisions of the parents just like any other.

    There problem solved, now bring on the space porn.

  122. We're more Moties than Vulcans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sex can't be separated from love and lust and we shouldn't try.

    Two things:

    1) Sex is separated from love on a daily basis pretty much everywhere, and it is even separated from lust in a variety of areas, the medical profession in particular. Hospitals are a special environment, and sanity about sex must prevail or hospitals just wouldn't work. The same is true in space, on long missions. A very objective and detached look at the requirements and solutions is quite essential.

    2) The OP didn't actually say that sex should be separated from love and lust. Scenarios where all three are interwoven are certainly possible, and indeed "love your fellow astronaut" sounds like a very useful worldview for fragile humans just inches away from the vacuum of space.

    And yes, humans definitely share many characteristics with Moties, including a very strong instinctive side. It would be truer to say that we're not Vulcans, with bodies fully under rational control.

  123. Stupid not insightful by Banner · · Score: 1

    I can't believe this got marked 'insightful'. The social dynamics will make the LJ drama look lame. There's a reason why for hundreds of years military and other ships only had men onboard. Doesn't anyone around here read history anymore?

  124. I see no problem.... by pedalman · · Score: 1

    After all, these folks seemed to manage just fine.

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  125. Two words by Crusadio · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sex robots. There, I said it.

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  126. Easy by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    Lots of KY and usenet access.

  127. Ah, Protestant Self Control... by EgoWumpus · · Score: 1

    Why is it that we can train a young child to control their bowel movements, yet expecting an adult to control their sexuality is somehow considered oppressive?

    Much like bowel movements, it is healthy to engage in sexuality. Men who ejaculate often, for instance, are less likely to get prostrate cancer. When your leg cramps, everyone suggests you stand up and walk it off. Generally speaking, if you find yourself with any physical issue, the best treatment includes, well, use.

    But, really, no one ever tells you to hold your bowels in more than a few days at best. And if they do, chances are you won't be able to. Control isn't about denial; it's about choosing the whens and wheres. We don't teach children not to pee. We teach them not to pee in their pants.

    And, for the record, people who have sex regularly live longer. Likewise, people who hold their bladder too long, get bladder infections and die.

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  128. This is stupid by Banner · · Score: 1

    And I'm not just talking about the juvenal replies by all the nerds in this thread who sound like they've never gotten laid before.

    The British Navy, the Spanish Navy, the French Navy, (et al) dealt with this issue for hundreds of years. Back in the days of sailing ships and even after it was not uncommon for ships to go on several year long cruises. Furthermore may commercial sailing ships (like whalers) also engaged in these exercises.

    How did they do it? Why did they sale only unisex ships? I suspect the history books (and you know how military's love to keep records - especially the Brits) have all sorts of wonder factual data on what works and what doesn't. Maybe NASA needs to do a little research? (Novel idea that, research). There is nothing new here.

  129. easy... supply a space wench! by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    Hmm... You've got a pilot, copilot, cosmo scientist, bioligist, and a space wench!

  130. Really a probabilities issue by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    They could probably send many two year missions to mars and really not have any problems regarding sex.
    Then they could have one with 90 people on it and still have a triangle/murder/fighting.

    I would THINK that astronaut males tend towards alpha male types. That would be an issue.

    You really need a correct distribution of alpha to beta to follower types. Beta's can step up but don't naturally like to lead. Alphas just naturally lead and can fight for dominance. Of course they do okay in the military in a very tight hierchy.

    Females have similar issues tho not as pronounced.

    Even if they didn't have sex drive (say the imbed saltpeter in all of the food or artificially suppress hormones) people are still going to form emotional attachments and play social games for dominance.

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  131. Sex in Space by Ikyaat · · Score: 0
    It seems to me that NASA thinks people only have sex drives when there are mixed crews. Is one to assume that the lonely russian cosmonaught in the space station has no labido?

    To solve this problem I would ask the astronaughts who have spent time in space how they dealt with sexual desire and apply it to a longer term. Im sure plenty of /.'ers are aware that you get horny even when your alone.

    I believe that sexual congress between healthy people is going to happen no matter what documents and contracts are signed before a mission takes off.

    Considering the fact that these people are supposed to be the best of the best, and are paid a lot of money, I would expect them to behave in a mature and reasonable fashion. These aren't high school kids being sent out on missions.

    Also in regards to Sphealays comment about 1 way trips, It is a great idea but I don't believe they should be reserved for 60+ people entirely. Im sure plenty of people would volunteer for one way trips to outer space.

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  132. Re:Step 1: Change society --- Couple Decades later by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, yeah. Ditch what has made society work for a couple thousand years. Excellent idea. I'm not saying you're going to hell. But don't be suprised when your women are all required to wear burkas in 20 years. And the U.S. will come bail you out just like after your leaders appeased the last group of evil men bent on world domination. Winston would be ashamed of what a "big brother save us from being responsible for ourselves" government his country has become.

  133. So what happens? You plan what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what happens when you have say a male astronaut who none of the women astronauts want to sleep with? RAPE?

    Exactly, you haven't thought this through, have you. What happens? Avoiding the question as you have isn't going to get an interdependent crew very far on a long mission, before something breaks.

    The OP suggested considering the issue objectively, as sex is in a hospital, and organizing mission teams to deal with it in the same way that they handle defecation currently: a normal body function, and a fact of life. It requires social interaction. Why is that a problem?

    In contrast, all you can come up with is "RAPE?". Nice, very helpful.

    Astronauts who feel constrained by the rules that are relevant on a safe planet of 6+ billion people need not apply to go on an X-year mission in the utter solitude of empty space, with only a handful of fellow humans to keep them sane. You live as a social unit, or you die rather rapidly as soon as social cohesion breaks.

    At this stage of Man's space-faring development, we won't be on a cute and cuddly Serenity or Enterprise out there. Space is harsh, and you are mere instants from death at all times. You live for each other, or you don't live for long.

  134. SEND GAY NIGGERS TO OUTTER SPACE GNAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  135. Why not..? by DerCed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why not just send professional sex workers (a.k.a prostitutes) with the crew?

  136. prime directive by eno7 · · Score: 0

    sex prime directive?

  137. Re:So what happens? You plan what happens by Banner · · Score: 1

    Ah I see. So you're saying 'Yes, it's Rape' but we'll call it something else because it's 'necessary'. I suppose then that your next proposal will be to enslave women to the desires of men? After all, 'we're not a cute and cuddly Serenity or Enterprise out there'.

    No maybe not. But unlike you Mr. Thirteen year old with rape fanasties after reading too many Gor novels, we are still Men, and we still have ideals and morals and beliefs that separate us from the animals. Thinking that everyone will so easily be so willing to just make it be one big sex party and everything will work out fine shows that you haven't ever actually lived in such a dynamic.

  138. Legal issues. by onx · · Score: 1

    The question is, what laws are you going to amend/allow NASA to break? While it might be a great idea to send exclusively homosexuals, swingers, monogamists, seniors, republicans, or whatever discrimination is illegal. Some of you might think that this issue is trivial, that once we decide that we should send just group X we can easily change the law or make an exception but I doubt it would actually work out smoothly.

    1. Re:Legal issues. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Discrimination is not illegal. NASA already "discriminates" by requiring particular degrees, personality types, and physical fitness level. If someone wants to volunteer for a one-way mission and is 28 years old, they should be allowed if they fit the other requirements. When sending someone on what is in fact a long-term suicide mission, the superiors will exercise the same kind of decisionmaking triage used by the military: they'll choose the astronauts with the least to lose wherever possible.

  139. Libido Suppression by EgoWumpus · · Score: 1

    I hesitate to say that we should unilaterally say, "Oh, we should suppress their sex drive." or "Oh, we should make sure they're being sexed up enough." These solutions are not going to work in all situations, and border on unethical. What you need is a dynamic sexual framework. One component of that is the foundational, physical fall-back layer: the astronauts need to be able to get off. Hence they need to be provided some privacy, and tools to that end as needed. Another component is that the astronauts need to be able to get along with each other. This latter is interesting because it will exist outside of sexuality, unless we lobotomize them - obviously not a possibility. On the other hand, we're talking about a community that is physically isolated, not one that is socially isolated. (Though, long missions will run up against the restraints of the speed of light.) For instance, one solution might be to develop the long-distance intercourse body suit and virtual reality environment, so that the astronauts can 'be with' their partners on earth. Another option is that you could develop an Eliza program for sex; something that simulates that sexual intimacy enough to take the edge off. But even more than this, we can look at providing, across space, the ability for astronauts to talk with professionals about problems as they arise - and hopefully, if they're good astronauts, they're creative and will have enough tools at hand to work through problems.

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  140. hire a professional by Fuji+Kitakyusho · · Score: 1

    Why is this a problem? Just hire a couple more crew. This has "Mission Specialist" written all over it.

  141. Need their own WOW server... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    ... I am sure Blizzard would sponsor them, but fear the "bandwidth cost" for the patch/upgrades.

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  142. TNG answer... by David+Nabbit · · Score: 1

    How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long? The holodeck.
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  143. simple problem by gnothi · · Score: 1
    "One topic that is evidently too hot to handle: How do you cope with sexual desire among healthy young men and women during a mission years long?"

    just unhealthy them :D !

  144. I'm not buying by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    First off, I've not only read the article, I've read a lot of what NASA has cranked out on the subject ever since they started making excuses for not accepting the Mercury 13 into training. It's been almost 50 years now, and they haven't changed their lines one bit. Their conclusions are mere final sentences in long chains of rationalizations that start and end with the QED. The evidence they base their conclusions on -- the same conclusions that people parrot after not reading anything more than those conclusions -- is precisely zero. Their conclusions are their starting assumptions. Excuse the hell out of me for insisting on maintaining my position as an empirical scientist, but there's nothing NASA has published on the matter that shows anything like objective evidence. They keep hold to these issues in large part because as a highly visible publicly funded agency, the administrators are cowards when it comes to leading a human endeavor into the future. And rightly so. The congresscritters that write their checks are beholden to their constituents. Many of those would scream outrage at any hint of hanky panky or shenanigans and demand withdrawal of funds and recall of any astronauts, administrators and congresscritters who even appear to engage in (the logical flaw of) encouraging by not forbidding. Some of the tax payers, particularly the very vocal who are practised at pretending moral outrage in order to make up for the lack of true morals due to overabundance of prescribed beliefs, would make major media noise. the afrementioned administrators would feel it only just and proper to defend themselves (and their funding) in such a position. And they want to defend themselves less than anything. I'm almost certain there are internal NASA studies that provide realistic and rational conclusions and recommendations. They can't possibly have psychologists working for them on subjects like this only to have them be seen marching to the party's music. It's the complete lack of public release of such information that bothers me and leads me to these conclusions.

    I also don't buy the monastic monk model. The European colonists who developed the US, particularly everything west of the Appalachians, were completely human men and women who coupled in and under their Conestoga wagons, had whole families as a result, and colonized a continent in the biological sense. People have contended with their human natures in public and private, including lack of the latter, and so far have managed to thrive. Yes, they have had "problems" like jealousy, and arrangements gone sour leading to hard feelings. It's the perservering in the face of such adversity that's the hallmark of those who can truly be the sort of pioneers we need to make the proposed missions successful.

    I espcially don't buy the pregnancy issue. We can reverse tubal ligations and vasectomies that weren't intended to be reversed, so there's no doubt in my mind that we can devise such surgeries that are intended to be reversed. Of course pharmaceutical interventions are much easier, but 99.4% effective means 0.6% make it through, and I have one offspring who's a 0.6%

    I still find it incredibly telling that NASA flaunts its toilets but engages in ostrich activity when it comes to allowing its people to be whole and complete people. Maybe that's just me, but just me is a psychologist as well as someone who's worked for years at making sure that if I don't get off this planet for good, someone will.

    The ethical considerations of death and dying, that too is far less of an issue than these occasional media blurbs make it out to be. Figure: NASA is supposedly able to find the best and the brightest and train them to be the first and foremost. Why not let these supposedly well adjusted individuals then make their own decisions? The US military has been dealing with precisely these same issues for years (inclusion of women in most jobs and situations is now decades old), and they take pretty much anyone who'll sign up. NASA doesn't trust its own work in this respect? Fine. Give space exploration to the military. They can and do deal with these problems and more.

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  145. One step at a time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you deal with fetishes, for example, or people's varying levels of interests in kink?

    You don't, or at least not on day 1.

    Instead, you construct mission teams from individuals with compatible sexual worldviews, among other areas of compatibility. Indeed, this is already done in a sense, because astronauts are certainly screened for stability, and sexual stability is part of that.

    So no, it would probably be a mistake to start off with a very complex sexual group makeup including overt fetish interests, simply because we don't understand the dynamics, too many unknowns. More importantly, it's not necessary anyway. It's not as if there were a major shortage of willing astronaut applicants with more conventional or simpler sexual orientations.

    With regard to sexual (and other) outlooks changing when shut up in a tin can for ages, yes, you're certainly right about that. But when you can't forsee the exact nature of a possible future problem, you can at least plan in the flexibility needed to handle a variety of possible futures.

    Indeed, personally I'd recommend the simplest possible group makeup that satisfies the sexual requirement, which has to be married couples. But even that may require some flexibility, in the event of a death, and in the event of "interest migration", let's call it. The important thing here is that everyone realizes that their futures are intertwined, and an attitude of "I'm alright Jack" may well mean that you will die over an extended mission if someone else isn't alright and a situation develops.

    At today's level of technology, surviving a short space mission is a minor miracle, and surviving an extended one is unlikely. Reducing your chances further by not living for and as one with your fellow crew members is not a good approach. Deep space is not the good ol' benign Earth shifted up a little, as some seem to think. The rules of survival change.

    An N-year Martian space crew would be less a team of individuals and more a joint living organism, right on the edge of extinction by a hair's breadth and with fingers crossed. Those who think that it's no different to a quick trip to the Moon haven't really done the mental exercise of translating themselves into the intense isolation and solitude and immensity of deep space and among the intensely focussed companionship of a small number of humans who constitute your whole universe. This isn't portrayed in SciFi series. Perhaps it should be.

    If everyone on the team is selected for innate intelligence and objectivity and commonsense as well (as they are), and also for social awareness rather than for inflexible norms inherited from earth-side, then maybe, just maybe, they will avert a problem by embracing it, rather than by pushing a crew member out of the airlock, or getting pushed. Otherwise, I really don't know.

  146. Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the stars we come and to the stars we return.

  147. Re:So what happens? You plan what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Banner, don't you find it interesting that in this fairly extensive subthread with many above-average analytical posts, which have all dealt with a complex and important topic using well reasoned arguments both for and against, that your first post was the only one that screamed the emotive word "RAPE", and that your second one said it again and followed up by accusing someone of being a 13-year old with rape fantasies?

    I would guess that discussion with you is pointless, as your label appears to be self-descriptive.

    The real world is nothing like how it's portrayed at school, you'll see. But you'll get nowhere until you manage to extend your thought processes beyond 4-letter words and emotive attacks.

  148. New team for space by forgotmynameagain · · Score: 0

    1 Hetero man 1 Homo man 1 Lesbian 1 Pedo teacher woman 1 Retired granny That way, nothing will happen. At least, if they don't get lost in space.

  149. Re:So what happens? You plan what happens by Banner · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm just applying real life experince to a situation that all of you are talking about without any real experience.

    You all seem to think that group sex in a closed dynamic environment with the kind of people who become astronauts won't be an issue.

    You're rather bizzarely naive. (as well as cowardly for being anonymous).

    Remember that astronaut just a few months ago who tried to kidnap and murder a rival? You all seem to have conveniently forgotten that little incident.

  150. Hello, Escort Service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Send an all male crew and a female escort or two.

  151. not problems at all by r00t · · Score: 1

    Nearly all C-sections are lawyer-induced. Juries tend to believe that naturally born imperfect babies would always have been perfect if delivered by C-section, so that's what we get.

    Of course, astronauts would need to be ready for common surgery in any case. Zero-gravity surgery has already been done, without any major problems.

    Leftovers go with the rest of the bodily waste... or you can do like almost all mammals do: chow down!

  152. nonsense by r00t · · Score: 1

    We've already tested pregnant rats in space. The babies were fine. This should be unsurprising, as the unborn sort of float around anyway. If you worry that rats aren't the same as humans then, well, there's only one way to get human data!

    Pretty much nobody has a sterile environment for birth. Did you believe the green or blue sheet at a hospital suddenly makes the woman all sterile and eliminates the multiply-resistant pathogens from the hospital air? Few places have a greater variety of exotic disease organsims than a hospital does.

    Special food is automatically provided. Please, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast if you doubt this. Small jars of "baby food" (mostly cornstarch and water) are entirely unnecessary. Normal babies don't cry much as long as they stay near their mother; a sling (full wrap style when in zero-G) solves this problem. I'll grant that diaper cleaning could be trouble, but it's not unsolvable.

  153. Bodies? by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    Throw them out the airlock -- with a tether. Let them float along with you, frozen solid, until you either figure out something worthwhile to do with the body, or encounter atmosphere. If you are worried about a chunk of dirty ice flapping around outside like a tetherball, then lash the body to the outside of the ship.

    You toss a deader out of a lifeboat because it's a hazard to those still alive. If you can reasonably conclude that the body is not a hazard, you pretty much stash it out of the way -- for example, if you know rescue crews are on the way, you would likely just tolerate the dead body on board. You don't drag a body behind a lifeboat because it attracts sharks, squid, and other hungry sea creatures, but last I checked there are not many sharks or squid in space. Extra mass means greater fuel consumption to achieve the same acceleration, but you'd think the mission would be planned around the assumption that the crew would all make it. Dead or alive, that mass has already been accounted for.

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  154. Re:Easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please don't forget that during their first months, babies can't stand themselves when subjected to 1G. Zero-G environment thus brings the opportunity to learn early how to explore the 3D world (note, not an ordinary 2D floor that normal babies explore) and accelerates the brain development. As for immunity, vaccinations are already a requirement.

  155. Yes, but.... (obSimpsons) by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    Not only is it an urban legend. Fact of the matter is it is more wise to use pressurized pens in space. That's because pencils contain 'graphite' with is conductive. If graphite dust infiltrated sensitive electronics, it could be disastrous.

    But inside every pencil is an inanimate carbon rod and I'm sure we all know what a vital resource that can be in space travel.

    PS: I am fully cogniscent that accounts of NASA's profligate spending on microgravity-enabled ballpoint pens are widely disputed and most probably false - however, the widespread recognition of the abovementioned meme facilitated the employment of a comedic device known as a "double entendre" in which apparently innocent phrases quoted in a suitable context become amenable to an alternative interpretation of a sexual, or otherwise taboo, nature, to humourous effect. Also, for the further avoidance of doubt, I do not have reliable evidence for the insinuation that Russian cosmonauts make improper use of writing implements or, indeed, that said implements can be satisfactorally used for auto-erotic purposes. Finally, I believe that the assertion that all Slashdot readers are celebate, if not virgin, is unjustified and that many have, in fact, experienced sexual relations - sometimes even with other people.

    I apologise profusely for neglecting to negate whatever modest humour my original posting may have possessed by introducing the above caveats at an earlier stage in proceedings.

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  156. Sterilization doesn't affect libido by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Serious astronauts embarking on expensive historical missions will be willing to undergo sterilization.

    Sterilization doesn't affect libido to any major degree, in either sex. Castration usually does reduce it drastically, but not entirely. However, mutilation is hardly the answer if one is concerned with keeping healthy people healthy.

    It's odd how so many people treat sex as if it were a problem. In itself, it's not.

    In a group of people specifically trained to understand their sexuality and to deal with it sanely, it doesn't have to be a problem, but a simple matter of their bodies working as nature intended.

    A better form of your statement would be the following: Serious astronauts embarking on expensive historical missions will be willing to undergo reorientation. It is certainly one possible view that sexuality is entirely natural and healthy and that most problems in that area are caused by society's old taboos. Those taboos certainly were not developed to work in a tiny community of interdependent humans isolated in deep space, and it's worth noting that not everyone has them, even in the deeply inhibited US.

    Under that interpretation, training and reorientation (if needed) to understand and eliminate the cultural negativity often associated with sex on Earth would seem to be a viable approach to dealing with a natural body function in the utterly different and foreign setting of distant outer space.

  157. Navy ships by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    Subs are still not gender integrated, so there's no hanky-panky going on there (at least no straight hanky-panky). Surface ships, though, have a version of this situation going on - there's a relatively small crew (FFG's have a notional manning of about 190 people), mixed gender, and are at sea for months at a time. The answer is pretty much what you'd expect... even though sex at sea is strictly verboten, it's pretty routine for rendezvous to go on in various out of the way places like fanrooms. The Navy, unlike NASA, has not thought through this issue at all. They throw these kids together in a cramped environment for months on end, and the guidance regarding sex is "just say no". It's crazy.

  158. Community by JimFive · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that all of the issues (sex, crime, death, etc.), in addition to other unexpected occurances, will need to be dealt with by the crew only. The crew is like a small independent community, once they are in space they will be the final arbiters of morality. The worst case would be for two members of the crew to compete for control.

    So, the "solution" to all of these issues is to set up an isolated situation on earth for the proposed crew to live in for a couple of years before the mission so that they have already worked out their relationships. The isolation has to be set up as close to the space environment as possible (same size environment, no early exits, etc) with no external judgments on their behavior (no external law or morality enforcement). Any behavioral difficulties need to be mediated and worked out solely by the crews themselves. After the time period is up a crew that has become a stable working unit is moved directly into a launching ship with no contact outside of the group (to maintain the existing dynamics). There will need to be contact with mission control, but that contact should be purely on the logistics of the mission, not on the moral/ethical/legal aspects of the crews behavior. JimFive

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  159. Tackling ethics. by xoloriib · · Score: 1

    Thinking about those problems means that some time in the future they expect to have missions that last years ? Who knows what will have happened to the human species by then ? I think it is so far into the future they are just fooling themselves they they should be thinking about it now. By the time they advance that far they will be taking extra people along to perform tasks that would just be wasteful for astronauts to be doing.

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  160. No one thinks sex is bad by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    Seriously. I dont know where people get the idea that some people think that sex is bad. Most people think that adultery is bad, but sex itself isn't.

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    1. Re:No one thinks sex is bad by EgoWumpus · · Score: 1

      And, ironically, most people don't think that sex between three or more consensual adults is bad. What mostly seems to be bad is the lying about it.

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  161. Simple solution - no women! by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    It's a simple solution. Don't send women and ensure each male astronaut has a "bunk sock" that can be cleaned once a week or so. It works for the Navy!

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