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  1. Re:1941 on Captain America Dead at 66 · · Score: 1

    ...the German Donald Duck

    I had always assumed Donald was Canadian.
    Slashdot is better source of information than Wikipedia!

  2. Re:He already died back in the late 1980s on Captain America Dead at 66 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... one of the remaining 5 cylon models.

    Or (follow me on this), the storm caused her to be thrown
    back in time and across the galaxy (to say 1980 Earth) where she
    has adventures on what appears to the the set for CHiPs.

    This will be spun into a new series.

  3. RIAA actions remind me of a quote on Ohio University Leads U.S. Colleges in File Sharing · · Score: 4, Funny

    The quote from Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

    Something is going on, and I'm going to find out what it is.
    I'm going to catch this kid and put a dent in his future.
    Years from now, when he looks back
    on the ruin his life has become...
    he will remember Edward Rooney (err, RIAA).

  4. Re:So...all potatoes are bad? on Suppressed Report Shows Cancer Link to GM Potatoes · · Score: 1

    It appears potatoes are also bad for kernel developers.

  5. Re:spoof on US Planning Response To a Cyber Attack · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What about a certain ranch in Texas ....?

    Whoa now, what do you have against hookers?
    A haw haw haw haw.

  6. Re:So then... on Teens Prosecuted For Racy Photos · · Score: 1

    As Woody Allen said: "Don't knock my hobbies."

    Seriously, this is getting out of hand.
    Everyone should just get a grip on themselves.

  7. I hope they chose wisely on Doomsday Seed Vault Design Unveiled · · Score: 1

    ... and included cannabis and poppy seeds.

  8. Re:Natural Selection At Work on New York To Ban iPods While Crossing Street? · · Score: 1

    ...did you ever think of the damage to the car these people cause?

    How about a requirement for a protective scoop on the front of each vehicle.
    I saw something like that in Soylent Green.
    Government: Building an ideal tomorrow through legislation.

  9. That last guy on Space Invaders on Have You Hit a Gaming Wall? · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... he's just too fast.

  10. Re:Joust, dammit on The Most Important Multiplayer Games Ever · · Score: 4, Funny

    Megane: You see kids, you played a medieval knight flying around on an ostrich and avoiding pterodactyls.

    Kids: Mom, grandpa is having acid flashbacks again.

  11. Re:tupiche on Lycos Deletes Emails and Says 'Too Bad!' · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... to be cruel for personal amusement

    Celebrity Deathmatch Referee: "I'll allow it!"

  12. Re:Sounds like sour grapes on Defused Googlebombs May Backfire · · Score: 4, Funny

    But I miss "miserable failure!"

    Don't worry, he will be around for another 2 years.

  13. Re:I bet Larry Ellinson is laughing hard on Uncle Sam Spoils Dream Trip To Space · · Score: 1

    Does HAL sing Purple Haze instead of Daisy?

  14. Re:this is serious on Canada Responsible for 50% of Movie Piracy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ... declare war on Canada.

    Considering the number of troops bogged down in Iraq,
    we would have to throw conscripted fetuses at them.

  15. Uh oh on Professors To Ban Students From Citing Wikipedia · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean the Everywhere Girl is not responsible for the German bombing of Pearl Harbor?
    I feel disillusioned.

  16. Re:Warflying? on Boeing Drops Wireless System For 787 · · Score: 2, Funny

    William Shatner looks out the plane windows and sees a gremlin with a laptop and Pringles can on the wing.

  17. Re:1000m? on Rare Shark Filmed in Japan · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... trying see anything in that pitch-black environment

    Maybe they could use one of those machines that go 'ping'.

  18. Pretty Obvious on Why Don't More CIOs Become CEO? · · Score: 1

    ... the failure of more CIOs to become CEO

    Clearly it's I before E *except* after C. Duh

  19. Re:Just doing his job on Blu-ray Protection Bypassed · · Score: 1

    ... keep the entertainment industry regular

    In other words: crapping their pants.

  20. Re:Doesn't work on The Birth of Quantum Biology · · Score: 1

    What is the wave function for a meowon under these conditions?

  21. Re:Quoted.. on Largest Ever Online Robbery Hits Swedish Bank · · Score: 1

    Gersh gurndy morn-dee hack-zee hack-zee!

    Translation: They're always after me lucky charms!

  22. Re:They submitter sould have saved themselves on Mac OS X Versus Windows Vista, The Rematch · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... who uses the word "hip" anymore?

    Mac users, and those who write about Mac users.

  23. Re:And that's one of the features. on Why "Upgrade" To Office 2007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's on the tools menu.

    ... and it's labeled 'Beware of the Leopard'

  24. Re: Giant bunnies vs. Just get rid of Kim! on Giant Rabbits To Feed North Korea · · Score: 1

    It is pretty much a time capsule of the 50s.

    Which explains Kim Jong-il's hair.

  25. Re:I'll let you into a secret about Britain on How Can We Convert the US to the Metric System? · · Score: 1

    1. Cheney is 5' 10"
    2. About 6 USD worth.
    3. 12 parsecs

    I got that last one from a Hollywood scientific fact checker.