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  1. Re:Hooray for the geezer patrol on Harrison Ford Turned Down Han Solo Role · · Score: 1

    ... no choice but to finally re-cast the character?

    Get some cross over geriatrics with William Shatner as the new Han Solo!
    I have more respect for Shatner since I read that he tried to shove his tongue down Claudia Christian's throat when she appeared on an episode of TJ and the Hookers.

  2. Re:ZOMG!! on MPAA Caught Uploading Fake Torrents · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder what the value of random digital garbage is.

    Well, Madonna seems to be raking in the bucks.

  3. Re:We... on NMR Shows That Nuclear Storage Degrades · · Score: 2, Funny

    From what I saw of 'Space 1999' that kind of radiation hazard causes excessive side burns.

  4. Re:Where's the porn angle? on A 3D Printer On Every Desktop? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you are better off investing the $2500 in hookers.
    With that kind of money, even I could get laid.

  5. Someone needs to take these guys out on SCO Bankruptcy "Imminent, Inevitable" · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe we could hold a fund raiser and hire Hans Reiser.

  6. Re:Yay!!! on NASA Will Go Metric On the Moon · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...doing something fun, do it in imperial.

    I'll raise my pint and toast to that!

  7. Re:The inevietable obligatory question. on YouTube Blocked in Brazil · · Score: 1

    ...never judge a book by it's cover

    True. I was inspecting the Tivo programming guide and came across 'Angry Beavers'.
    Turns out it was just a cartoon.

  8. Re:The thing about Austin on Top U.S. Tech Cities · · Score: 1

    ... morons who *voted* for him in the first place

    How is it possible for a resident of Austin to have voted for Tom Delay?
    He was elected to a different congressional district.

  9. Even better deterent on Toyota Creating In-Vehicle Alcohol Detection System · · Score: 1

    When the steering wheel detects alcohol, the car explodes.
    I saw something similar in a James Bond film once, and it was pretty cool.

  10. Re:The thing about Austin on Top U.S. Tech Cities · · Score: 1

    ...downside is that Austin is surrounded by Texans.

    Don't we get a few points for Tom Delay moving to Virginia?
    I'll tell you what! I mean! Boy howdy!

  11. Re: "I sometimes wonder if god's just a mean kid." on A Shopping-Scanner Darkly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... God's equivalent of an 8th grade project and he got a D-?

    Who is qualified to rate God's work?

  12. Re:Keep on getting away with it... on A Microsoft-Speak Timeline - From Altair to Zune · · Score: 1

    Jon Stewart... pull... Clinton's... wagging sexual... things

    Truth, Republican style.

  13. Re:Legitimate at last on Study Finds Linux 'Ready For Prime-time' · · Score: 2, Funny

    President-wise

    PopeRatzo discovers the oxymoron.

  14. Re:If by "space exploration" on iPod Generation Indifferent to Space Exploration · · Score: 1

    Be careful offending current 18-25 year olds. Before you know it they will be towering over us old folk spouting quotes like:

    "There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a-howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as if it were a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was."

  15. Re:Finally on Secret Gov't Documents Will be Declassified 12/31 · · Score: 1

    ...my release from the asylum.

    There is no release except death.
    Now get back to posting inmate #953670

  16. Re:Just like a real deer. on Robotic Deer to Fight Illegal Hunting · · Score: 1

    ...shoot a deer then run it over with their truck.

    Sounds reasonable. Venison definately requires tenderization.

  17. Apollo 13 on What Movies Got Computers Right? · · Score: 1

    Maybe not a good representation of *modern* computers, but it has a fair bit of gritty reality. Including the 70's programmer with long sideburns.

  18. Re:Rats on SCO Asks Court To Reconsider IBM's Dismissal · · Score: 1

    ...and lastly, crap and pee all over you on the way out.

    I wouldn't put it past Darl, but I suspect at this point the IBM lawyers are already protected by hip waders from the previous round of SCO BS.

  19. Re:Don't be hasty! on Spam Volume Jumps 35% In November · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's got 9 days left!

    Nine days ought to be enough for anybody.

  20. If they get that smart... on Robots Could Some Day Demand Legal Rights · · Score: 1

    ... I assume they will just take over and we will be the ones demanding rights.
    That is if we haven't already been (in Davros voice) ETERMINATED or turned into batteries.

  21. Re:Define "drink" on Drinking Alcohol May Extend Your Life · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and 12-14 oz of beer

    I always thought this was bizarre. A 12 oz beer just does not look right in a pint glass. It's like hot dogs coming 6 to a pack and buns 8 to a pack. Madness.

  22. I don't buy this on The Geekiest Animals in History · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...a horse who could apparently do complex mathematics

    A horse that understands the square root of negative one? No way.

  23. Re:Not a chance on The Geekiest Animals in History · · Score: 3, Funny

    'Every Which Way But Loose'?

    That ape only looked smart in comparison to Clint Eastwood.

  24. Re:To the lions... on Wal-Mart Asked to Drop Christian Video Game · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Atheists believe the only consequence to actions in life is if you get caught...

    Uhmm... no. Atheists don't believe in god(s). Most of them do believe in consequences to actions.

    People who have an absolute hatred of a mass group as a whole scare me.

    I agree, and your incorrect generalization of atheists scares me.

  25. Re:Toxin...Toxic? on Sea Snail Toxin Offers Promise For Pain · · Score: 1

    The snake on the staff...

    As shown here.