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Drinking Alcohol May Extend Your Life

Adolytsi writes "MSNBC has an interesting article on an Italian study on alcoholism. While the obvious notion of overconsumption of alcohol being detrimental to one's health is supported, apparently drinking it in moderation can actually extend your lifespan. A study on over 1 million drinkers and 94,000 deaths yielded the results: "According to the data, drinking a moderate amount of alcohol — up to four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in women — reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent, the team reports in the Archives of Internal Medicine. However, "things radically change" when consumption goes beyond these levels, study leader Dr. Augusto Di Castelnuovo, from Catholic University of Campobasso, said in a statement. Men who have more than four drinks per day and women who have more than two drinks per day not only lose the protection that alcohol affords, but they increase their risk of death, the data indicates.""

548 comments

  1. Define "drink" by neimon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Four tumblers of middle-quality scotch?

    1. Re:Define "drink" by farlcow · · Score: 5, Funny

      1 pan-galactic gargle blaster

    2. Re:Define "drink" by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Informative

      They defined a drink as 10 grams of ethanol, which would make the appropriate amount for americans something like 1 tumbler of scotch, I believe (assuming 120 proof). If someone cares to do a more scientific conversion, rather than the half-assed one I just put together, we're looking for what content of scotch contains 30 grams of ethanol.

    3. Re:Define "drink" by e4g4 · · Score: 1

      A drink is generally defined (if I remember correctly from my Drivers Ed) as 1.5-2 oz of 80 proof liquor (like scotch, rum, vodka, etc.), 4-6 oz of wine (40 proof), and 12-14 oz of beer (10-12 proof). Those measurements give you roughly the same alcohol content. As my driver's ed instructor said, a drink is a drink, it doesn't matter what it is.

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    4. Re:Define "drink" by McNihil · · Score: 1

      Single malt? 18 year old? how about 60 year old? The Irish or English variant? Not all come a like.

    5. Re:Define "drink" by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      In my drivers ed, they didn't define what a drink is. They only showed us car accidents and body clean up. Those images to me were convincing enough to never drink and drive.

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    6. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've read that alcohol is a common waste product of microorganisms. I know of no reason why human cells cannot make all the alcohol they really need. And, I've read that within the volume of space occupied by your body, there are actually more microbial cells present than human cells. We exist in a symbiotic relationship with many of those microbes. So, it seems to me that if I never take an actual alcoholic drink, I still should be able to obtain the exact perfect amount of alcohol for long life. I just need to figure out some details.... OK, NOT the one about injesting certain bacteria so that when you eat potatoes, you get drunk. There has to be a better and more subtle way than that.

    7. Re:Define "drink" by russotto · · Score: 1

      The 10-gram drink they give is pretty small. Think about a bottle of light beer, or a little more than half a glass of wine, or an ounce of 80-proof spirits. So their 4 drinks is more like 3 average-sized drinks, or two drinks if you drink 20-oz pints or pour wine and spirits with a generous hand.

    8. Re:Define "drink" by Damvan · · Score: 1

      "Red Asphalt" was the staple in my high school. I remember that at least one student per class ending up puking in the bushes outside the classroom.

    9. Re:Define "drink" by GrueMoon · · Score: 1

      Light beer != less alcohol > a bottle of light beer

    10. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      any other forms of rancid piss served in english speaking bars on either side of the pond.

      I guess it depends on what side of the pond you are on. budwiserpiss is America and johnsmithpiss is British.

    11. Re:Define "drink" by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      I would love to find out where to buy wine that was not preserved with sulphites. This is presumably the ingredient that kills off the yeasts. I know an anecdote where some roof contractors found an old bottle of wine under a roof. The wine was just as the day it was bottled-- which is scary considering it was under a hot roof for several years and should have turned into vinegar by then.

      On another note, is it the alcohol that has the health benefits or the sundry microorganisms that the preservatives kill off?

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    12. Re:Define "drink" by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Informative

      I didn't see them mention the amount of ethanol per drink in the article, but 10g does match the Italian definition of a standard drink, which is also about the amount in a 1-oz shot of 80-proof liquor. Most people in the USA, however, probably think of a single drink as more like the US standard, which is 14g. This corresponds to a 12-oz non-light beer or 5 oz of most wines. So Americans should probably interpret the limit as *3* drinks per day for men.

    13. Re:Define "drink" by ender_ · · Score: 1

      20oz != pint

      16oz == pint

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    14. Re:Define "drink" by whoever57 · · Score: 1
      Considering the horrid things they do to wine in the so called "New World Vineries" I am not surprised.
      Yeah, like adding anti-freeze. Oh wait, that was in an "old world" country (Austria).
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    15. Re:Define "drink" by StarvingSE · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm no expert on the subject, but alcohol is the waste product of micro organisms as they ferment (wheat, barley, fruit, etc). There wouldn't be anything in your body to ferment and hence, no reaction.

      btw, when I start to see 2 slashdot homepages on my screen at the same time, thats when my body tells me I have the perfect amount of alcohol.

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    16. Re:Define "drink" by prandal · · Score: 1

      20 oz most definitely is a pint if you live in England, Australia, or New Zealand, and probably in a few other countries too.

    17. Re:Define "drink" by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Informative

      So Americans should probably interpret the limit as *3* drinks per day for men.

      Actually, from the somewhat better article on this study that I read, they found a difference between European and American drinking that placed 3, 10g drinks as the high end cutoff for Americans and 6 as the cutoff for Europeans. They theorized this was due to the differences in the way Americans and Europeans drink, specifically if you were drinking small amounts with meals all day, or drinking all of it at once without food.

      So you should probably change that to "2" drinks per day, for men, unless you're drinking them more dispersed over the course of the day and with food.

    18. Re:Define "drink" by HMC+CS+Major · · Score: 1

      4-5 in a day should be reasonably sufficient to boost your dehydrogenase production, sure.

    19. Re:Define "drink" by arivanov · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeast will happily die by itself if the wine is left to reach its natural alcohol level and complete fermentation (speaking this as someone who has brewed himself and has actually worked scientifically with Saccharomices Cerevisia). This means that taste, alcohol content and residual sugar will vary greatly from year to year and some vintages will suck. Australians (and Californians) as well as vineries in other parts of the world owned by them do not allow that as a matter of principle. They are geared to large scale production destined to supermarket shelves and they have to continue delivering the same product year after year. By the way Australians actually now directly or indirectly own large portions of wine production in Europe and force this tech down everyone's throat.

      The best example of such intervention is Bulgarian Mavrud. This is a relic grape which has survived the filoxera pandemic and is notorious for producing 4-5 piss vintages useable only for vinegar followed by one year which it produces the "nectar of the gods". Great wine, if you do not mind the really high alcohol content which in some years ran into the 16-17%. A vintage from one of those rare years could stay for 20-40 years in a cellar before starting to oxidise into vinegar without any extra preservatives. And it was a phenomenal wine. Was. Till recently. Now the vineyards which grow it have deployed Australian technology. As a result they produce moderate quality supermarket shelf style rancid horsepiss arrested at 13% which I find utterly undrinkable. It makes a good export to Great Britain though.

      I can continue with other similar examples from Spain, Portugal, Italy, etc where Australian tech has been used to make wines "behave". As a result wines that produce 1-2 good or even phenomenal vintages per decade and crap for the rest now produce supermarket quality piss every year. As one of my italian collegues says "Ribena Wine".

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    20. Re:Define "drink" by AeroIllini · · Score: 5, Informative
      If someone cares to do a more scientific conversion, rather than the half-assed one I just put together, we're looking for what content of scotch contains 30 grams of ethanol.
      Ok.

      A standard "drink", as defined in the US, is 0.6 oz of ethenol. We will assume 43% alcohol by volume (the content of my favorite Scotch, Glenmorangie 18 year).

      At 43% ABV, a "standard drink" of Glenmorangie would be 0.6/0.43 = 1.40 oz, or slightly less than a shot (1.5 oz). 0.6 oz of ethanol weighs about 14g, assuming a specific gravity of 0.789 for ethanol. Calculations below:

      (0.6 oz) * (29.57 ml/oz) * (0.789 g/cm^3) * (1 ml/cm^3) = 14.0 grams

      So with a drink allowance of 4 drinks at 10g of ethanol each would allow you to have *almost* three Scotches, by American drink size standards. In the UK, where a standard drink is only 10 ml of ethanol, you could have five drinks. Whether this amount is more or less than what you actually pour for yourself is left as an exercise for the reader.
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    21. Re:Define "drink" by russotto · · Score: 1

      Light beer does typically have less alcohol than regular beer (since a lot of beer's calories come from alcohol). And 20oz is a pint in some countries, and even in the US some bars have a 20oz size. For instance, one bar I used to go to served Guiness and Bass in 20 oz glasses and everything else in 16 oz glasses.

    22. Re:Define "drink" by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      So with a drink allowance of 4 drinks at 10g of ethanol each would allow you to have *almost* three Scotches, by American drink size standards.

      Cool thanks. The article I read said three drinks for American drinkers, not four though, so that would be a bit more than two shots. Also, the original poster asked about tumblers, which are about 10 oz. by default, so we're talking a lot less than one tumbler of reasonably good scotch. Alas.

    23. Re:Define "drink" by Eljas · · Score: 1

      Nice units you have there. I think those are even bit more obscure than mile, foot, etc.

      Now, neither Wiktionary nor Wikipedia were any help finding the exact measure of one tumbler, but if it's anything like shot glasses here it is circa 4cl, which also is approximately the same ammount as a finger of scotch.

      If Wikipedia definition of proof(alcohol) is right, the unit might be even sillier than thumber: "In the definition current in the United States, the proof number is twice the percentage of the alcohol content measured by volume at a temperature of 60 F (15.5 C)." What's the point?

      But I commend you on using grams as weight measurement.

    24. Re:Define "drink" by jc42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There are plenty of studies which reach this conclusion - a bit of red whine is actually good for your health. IMO, what they miss is that it has to be real red wine, ...

      Actually, studies like this go back at least 30 years, and their results are a bit more complex.

      The first big one I remember reading about was in the mid 70's, in the UK. It was a massive "data dredging" study of medical records, looking for things correlated (negatively or positively) with long life.

      They reported that the strongest correlation was with "moderate alcohol consumption", which was about the same as in this study - 3 or 4 drinks per day, where "drink" was somewhat fuzzily defined as whatever the records listed as a "glass". They reported that drunkards didn't do so well, but teetotalers didn't do a lot better, and the ones who lived longest were those who regularly consumed moderate amounts of alcohol.

      They did have a few more details. Those who drank only distilled booze didn't benefit as much as those who drank beer or wine (but they did benefit). They had weak data showing that red wines and dark beers were somewhat better for health than the lighter-colored varieties. They said that drinking with meals was better for you than just drinking, and they didn't recommend having all four of your drinks all at once.

      Since then, quite a lot of research has given us a lot more information. Recently, studies have uncovered some of the reasons for the benefits of red wines, including the fact that not all red wines show the benefits. But again, further research is needed.

      My wife works with medical data a lot, and is constantly finding more studies of the effects of alcohol. She rather likes telling people about the latest benefits that have been discovered. And she comments that we just don't drink enough around our house. A few years back, she worked with a researcher who liked to tell people that his studies had been unable to find an upper bound to the amount of alcohol that was beneficial. He would add that he was just studying the effect of ethanol on the circulatory system, which is apparently not at all damaged by heavy drinking. He would also say that he couldn't comment on the effect on other parts of the body such as the liver; that was other people's research.

      Anyway, it's a complex subject, biologically, and the research isn't nearly done. But there have been a lot of studies, and we can fairly firmly recommend a glass or two of beer or wine with every meal. Well, maybe not with breakfast, as you might just decide to go back to sleep, so have that one later in the evening instead. Dark wines and beers are somewhat better than light, but if you don't like them, drink something you do like and don't worry about it.

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    25. Re:Define "drink" by bsd_usr · · Score: 1


      Ummm....I hear that's bad for the head.

    26. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many drinks did they have before they puked in the bushes? And why were they drinking in class during the movie?

    27. Re:Define "drink" by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and 12-14 oz of beer

      I always thought this was bizarre. A 12 oz beer just does not look right in a pint glass. It's like hot dogs coming 6 to a pack and buns 8 to a pack. Madness.

    28. Re:Define "drink" by epee1221 · · Score: 2, Informative
      I know of no reason why human cells cannot make all the alcohol they really need.
      Well, here's your reason then. Human cells make lactic acid instead.
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    29. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like one angry italian.

      Sit back, relax and have a fire flower on me.

    30. Re:Define "drink" by AeroIllini · · Score: 1
      Also, the original poster asked about tumblers, which are about 10 oz. by default, so we're talking a lot less than one tumbler of reasonably good scotch.
      Yes, but when ordering a Scotch, even though it's served in a 10 oz tumbler, it's never full to the top ... in fact, if it's served neat, there's just the 1.5 oz in the bottom. On the rocks looks better, because the ice takes up most of the space in the glass.

      Alas.
      Agreed.
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    31. Re:Define "drink" by eobanb · · Score: 5, Funny

      when I start to see 2 slashdot homepages

      Either that or you finally got xinerama working.

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    32. Re:Define "drink" by grcumb · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'm no expert on the subject, but alcohol is the waste product of micro organisms ....

      Right. So it's technically correct to take a sip of 12 year old single malt and say, 'That's good shit.'

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    33. Re:Define "drink" by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Only if you don't have a head to spare.

    34. Re:Define "drink" by QRDeNameland · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you want obscure, my calculations say that the limit comes out to about one third of a firkin of ale per fortnight.

      Cheers!

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    35. Re:Define "drink" by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      but alcohol is the waste product of micro organisms as they ferment (wheat, barley, fruit, etc). There wouldn't be anything in your body to ferment and hence, no reaction.

      Actually, microbes in your gut produce a small amount of ethanol each day. For some people it's even enough to cause a significant blood alcohol level.

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    36. Re:Define "drink" by Blkdeath · · Score: 1

      20 oz most definitely is a pint if you live in England, Australia, or New Zealand, and probably in a few other countries too.

      If my bartender up here in Canada ever served me 16oz they'd best only charge me for a half! If it ain't 20 oz it ain't a pint!

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    37. Re:Define "drink" by Hucko · · Score: 4, Funny

      Damn! For Aussies, this means we can only have a sip!

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    38. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As always, it's not the tech, it's how it's used.

      There are some very fine Australian wines which are the result of a sophisticated understanding of wine chemistry. And then there are, as you say, many wines produced with the aim of being stable, inoffensive and cheap.

      Appropriate application of modern wine making methods can turn what would have been undrinkable into something at worst mediocre. And it can increase the chances that a potentially good vintage attains its potential. But it does also allow supermarket-wine manufacturers to turn out bottle after bottle of cheap homogeneous product. No one is forcing us to drink that though.

    39. Re:Define "drink" by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      ...my favorite Scotch, Glenmorangie 18 year.

      May I recommend giving yourself a treat and purchasing a bottle of Caol Ila. "It's like drinking fookin' seawater, mate" is what the liquor store clerk gushingly told me, and he was right, you know. From Islay, it's supposed to contain both the flavour of the mountain (peat carried downstream) and the sea (salty breeze from the nearby shore). As for me, bring a bottle of super peaty ten-year Laphroaig and I'm more than content. Also, in keeping with the seasonal (ahem) spirit, Laphroaig makes a fantastic Christmas gift for good friends uninitiated to the pleasures of single-malts, sure to raise an eyebrow and bring about a smile.

      Merry Christmas!

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    40. Re:Define "drink" by CaptainFrankfurt · · Score: 0

      Wow, that's the same MD5 hash as your last message. Incredible. Maybe MD5's arent as reliable as we thought.

    41. Re:Define "drink" by billy+reuben · · Score: 2, Informative

      50g of 120 proof alcohol contains 30g of ethanol.

    42. Re:Define "drink" by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Informative
      "In the definition current in the United States, the proof number is twice the percentage of the alcohol content measured by volume at a temperature of 60 F (15.5 C)." What's the point?

      Well, as the article pointed out, proof was originally defined by soaking gunpowder with the liquor. 100 proof was the weakest solution that still allowed the gunpowder to ignite. Nobody can deny that that's just a cool way to define a measurement.

      The US standard is a more scientific simplification of that somewhat imprecise test, but still retains the spirit. Besides, "proof" is easier to say than "Percent Alcohol by Volume". And it's superior to a percentage value according to the Spinal Tap marketing theory: "These go to 200."

    43. Re:Define "drink" by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I'm no expert on the subject, but alcohol is the waste product of micro organisms as they ferment (wheat, barley, fruit, etc). There wouldn't be anything in your body to ferment and hence, no reaction. "

      With the possible exception of a chick with a yeast infection?

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    44. Re:Define "drink" by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      "So you should probably change that to "2" drinks per day, for men, unless you're drinking them more dispersed over the course of the day and with food."

      Unfotunately, the states recently let the Feds blackmail them by threatening to withold hwy funds.....into forcing them to lower the BAC to the ridiculously LOW level of 0.08%.

      Geez...2 good drinks gets you now into that 'illegal' range. Try to stay healthy....go to jail. Even if not intoxicated to impairment.

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    45. Re:Define "drink" by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "They only showed us car accidents and body clean up. Those images to me were convincing enough to never drink and drive."

      Yeah, but, if you don't practice drinking and driving as a teen...how are you supposed to be ready for it in the adult world? You gotta get the car home after those after hours business meetings somehow.

      :-)

      That's the problem today...no one is practiced at it today, and wrecks.

      That's the main reason I NEVER go out on Amateur Night...otherwise known as New Years Eve.

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    46. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      dern...i was excited when i went from a twelve pack to only four...till your post here. i guess i sould have KNOWN that quarts didnt apply when one uses the term..one drink

    47. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 25% of subjects who drove off the road and into trees were excluded from the study.

      Alcohol kills more people than all illegal drugs combined. Any news organization that would print such an irrisponsible story obviously doesn't know the difference between right and wrong. MSNBC is a bad influence on the children.

    48. Re:Define "drink" by Kenyon · · Score: 1

      Grams are units for measurement of mass. Newtons are for weight.

    49. Re:Define "drink" by Robber+Baron · · Score: 1

      One case (12) of american lite budgie pee^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Heer!

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    50. Re:Define "drink" by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      I know of no reason why human cells cannot make all the alcohol they really need.

      That's because you don't know anything about biochemistry :)

      Fermentation happens during anaerobic respiration. Both human cells and yeast cells can go through fermentation, but we generate lactic acid instead of ethanol. Sorry about that, you can't get drunk just by holding your breath...

    51. Re:Define "drink" by RareButSeriousSideEf · · Score: 1

      Dalmore has a reasonably priced but hard to find 12-yo Cigar Malt you'd probably enjoy.

      And as un-hip as the Glenfiddich brand may be to some (ahem) "real" scotch drinkers, I have to say that their 15-yo Solera Reserve is $40.00USD well-spent.

    52. Re:Define "drink" by SeaFox · · Score: 1
      I always thought this was bizarre. A 12 oz beer just does not look right in a pint glass. It's like hot dogs coming 6 to a pack and buns 8 to a pack. Madness.


      No, hot dogs used to come 10 to a pack, and hot dog buns 8, but I they must have changed because I don't see it anymore.
    53. Re:Define "drink" by 5plicer · · Score: 1

      If you think it's okay to drive after having 2 drinks, you're an irresponsible bastard IMO.

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    54. Re:Define "drink" by bigred85 · · Score: 1

      "Geez...2 good drinks gets you now into that 'illegal' range. Try to stay healthy....go to jail. Even if not intoxicated to impairment."


      The whole problem with this line of reasoning is that while you may not be intoxicated to total impairment after 2 drinks, your reaction time tends to suffer. Sure, maybe you don't notice it in a bar or restaurant or club or what-have-you, but get behind the wheel, and the situation changes quite a bit. I sure as hell wouldn't call 0.08% "ridiculously low", and I definitely wouldn't want most folks driving after even just 2 drinks, unless maybe they were a bit larger or were eating a rather fatty meal before or while drinking.

      Unless of course, you're walking home and your concern is a public intoxication ticket. In which case may I suggest those handy little Listerine Breath Strips.

    55. Re:Define "drink" by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      lower the BAC to the ridiculously LOW level of 0.08%.

      In Victoria, Australia, which is a LONG way from being a puritanical dry state, the legal BAC is 0.05%.

      Even if not intoxicated to impairment.

      Of course you're impaired. You just feel good and think that you're not. Your reaction time is worse, and more significantly, your judgement. You drive faster, take more risks. Fine if it's you running into a tree, but not if you head-on into someone else while passing on a corner.

    56. Re:Define "drink" by Dabido · · Score: 1

      'With the possible exception of a chick with a yeast infection?'

      This is slashdot. What are the chances of a geek from here getting a girl, let alone one with a yeast infection? :-)

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    57. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note also that for those under 21 in the United States, the limit is 0.01% BAC. An order of magnitude calculation gives this as around 4.7 grams of alcohol, or, for wine, around 30 mL (1 fl. oz.) - less than a quarter of a typical serving in a wine glass (assuming 1/5 filled, 20 oz glass)!

      In addition, looking up breathalyzers, most specifications on the internet give an uncertainty of +-0.01%! Being lenient and assuming that is for three sigma, that means that around 1 in 400 innocent citizens under 21 who are tested could be arrested for their BAC.

    58. Re:Define "drink" by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      In SA it's the same, and zero for learners, provisionals, and instructors. I'm surprised Americans always seem to think of 0.08 as horrendously low. Although I'd have to say that zero is a little bit too low for provisionals, since it effectively means you need to wait 24h or so after drinking at all to be sure of it (since >0 means losing the licence).

      I think there was an Attenborough documentary from a while back in which he had his reaction time tested, had a couple of glasses of wine, and had it tested again, to his significant impairment (double IIRC).

    59. Re:Define "drink" by fbjon · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. If you have no alcohol content in your breath, it won't show anything. If you do have some, it'll show something with a certain uncertainty.

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    60. Re:Define "drink" by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I think there was an Attenborough documentary from a while back in which he had his reaction time tested, had a couple of glasses of wine, and had it tested again, to his significant impairment (double IIRC).

      Try riding a bicycle after a few drinks. You'll soon notice how your sense of balance is shot. So no great need for checking cyclists, it's self-regulating; drivers can fall asleep at the wheel, cyclists just wobble off the road.

    61. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it isn't. I've done it after 6, so I was well over the limit (in the UK). I was in a rush and needed to go home and get changed so I could go on to a club. I was careful and rode on the pavement cause I'm not stupid, but my balance was fine (or at least good enough).

    62. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with these studies is that the non-drinking population has usually stopped drinking because of health problems (or alcoholism). Thus, they are not very healthy to begin with. So, it is not a surprice that those who do not drink at all have (statistically) more problems than moderate drinkers.

    63. Re:Define "drink" by cornjones · · Score: 1

      While I agree that American style pee^H^H^Hpilsner is basically crap, a case of beer is 24 beers for nearly every brand you see. 12 beers is a 12 pack or half case.

      Since I am on though, I have been traveling extensively in the EU for the last year after having lived in the Pacific Northwest. IMHO, the variety and quality of beer in any of the countries here (EU, with the exception of Belgium) pales in comparison to the variety and quality of the beers coming out of the states. There is a healthy and thriving "microbrew" community around the country (generally in the mountains) that i just don't see in the UK or other places i have been traveling to.

      I would love some suggestions as to how wrong I am that I could test in Central London. B)

      ej

    64. Re:Define "drink" by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      Unless of course, you're walking home and your concern is a public intoxication ticket. In which case may I suggest those handy little Listerine Breath Strips.


      Which of course does absolutely nothing to change your staggering walk or your blood alcohol content. The cop can still give you a breath test on the spot if they think you're intoxicated and if you refuse, you still go to jail for a while for refusing a breath test.

      Then again, with the way things are going, the cop might let you go because they didn't smell alcohol on your breath and didn't want to deal with the whole "You're violating my rights!" bullshit and as a result, you get run over by a passing car because you staggered into the lane of traffic which results in a lawsuit against the police for not giving a breath test even though they can claim they didn't smell alcohol on your breath because you used a breath strip.

      And yes, that is a run-on sentence and no, I don't care.

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    65. Re:Define "drink" by EsbenMoseHansen · · Score: 1

      In London? Pity it wasn't Copenhagen. Still, being so close to Ireland, there should be some decent Stouts and Porters available. I don't half mind the Fuller's, mindself.

      Microbreweries are quite common in Denmark, and some of them makes good beer. It could well be like that in Britain too, but I wouldn't know :) Of course, I belong to the people that believes a good beer is opaque, preferably black.

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    66. Re:Define "drink" by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Ever driven tired? Angry? While distracted? While listening to music? While on the phone?

      All those impair your driving ability. Alcohol is easy to test for in an imperical fashion, which is why it's used to bust people for bad driving. Other causes for bad driving aren't easy to test for, hence no law.

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    67. Re:Define "drink" by ubergenius · · Score: 1

      You're just an idiot, then. I have 2 alcoholics in my family, and almost everyone on my dad's side drinks, and every single one of them say they're "fine" and genuinely believe it with all their heart EVEN AFTER their harrowing drive, in which sober-me is in the passenger seat, which they say went off without a hitch, even after only 1 or 2 drinks. Everyone who drinks thinks they're fine, it's just part of the territory. But the simple fact is, you're not... Period. And just because you haven't died yet or killed anyone doesn't mean you're fine when you drive after having a drink, and eventually, it will happen. I just hope you only kill yourself, you selfish son of a bitch.

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    68. Re:Define "drink" by ubergenius · · Score: 1

      Shit, I'm sorry... I just realized you were talking about cycling... My apologies!

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    69. Re:Define "drink" by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Nice units you have there. I think those are even bit more obscure than mile, foot, etc.

      Yeah if we just assumes the study meant 1 shot of scotch per drink it would be a lot easier. It would be wrong, but easier. The study used 10g of ethanol as their definition for a drink. The previous poster was just trying to convert that into something a normal person could understand.

    70. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem a little tense. Here... have a drink.

    71. Re:Define "drink" by kalaf · · Score: 1

      People in my age group (<30) tend to think the limit is fine, but the over 60 crowd (in Canada anyway) seem to think a few drinks is entirely within their rights.

      My father was caught driving drunk when he was around my age (high centred in the middle of a traffic circle...) and the cop just left him there. It was a different way of thinking back then, and some of that has carried forward.

      That said, IMO there should be a reaction time test. Either instead of, or as well as, a blood alchohol test. More frequent driving tests wouldn't hurt either. Given 10 shots on an empty stomach, I'm pretty sure I could drive better than quite a few of the drivers around here.

    72. Re:Define "drink" by bigred85 · · Score: 1

      "And yes, that is a run-on sentence and no, I don't care."


      Fortunately, neither do I. About the run-on or about the whole "public intoxication bit"; the breath strip thing was -- I thought -- obvious sarcasm. Of course if you're exhibiting actual impairment then they'll not hesitate to get a breathalyzer done.

      However, the point was that the "ridiculously low" 0.08% is just, well, not. For the most part, 0.08% is enough to impair most folks to the point that they are unable to drive a car safely.

      Gotta say though, you're probably right about the whole "not wanting to bother in lieu of bitching over rights" bit. The problem is that people don't know enough about their rights nowadays.

    73. Re:Define "drink" by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      Incidentally in the UK drunk cyclying is still illeagal and if you happen to have a driving licence the plod can put points on your licence for it (instant driving ban).

      Funny, huh.

      Also, you can get fined for riding bikes on the pavement if it has wheels larger than a certain size (all mountain bike and racers ar too big, bmx just fits under)

      We really do have some of the most draconian laws in the world but thankfully they are very rarely enforced or we'd all be in the nick.

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    74. Re:Define "drink" by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. This is why people keep reminding us that "Correlation is not causation", and scientific papers so often end with the statement that "Further research is needed".

      But there have been a great many studies of the health effects of alcohol and alcoholic beverages, and most have tried to take into account other medical problems by comparing people who were otherwise in good health. Pretty much all of them support the idea that, unless there's a specific reason to avoid alcohol, moderate amounts of alcohol have moderate but measurable health effects.

      The major reason to avoid alcohol is if you are among the 10% or so of the population that becomes addicted to the stuff and overuses it. Such people are probably better off just avoiding it altogether. But that's not anything special to alcohol. Here in the US, there are a lot of people who are allergic to peanuts. That doesn't mean that nobody should eat peanuts, of course, since they're a fairly nutricious bean. It just means that if you have a problem with them, you should avoid them.

      A number of the alcohol studies have concluded that part of the benefit from alcohol comes from the B vitamins produced by yeast. This explains why beer and wine seem to be better for you than distilled beverages, which lack the vitamins. But there are apparently benefits from ethanol itself, in low doses; it's just not as good for you alone as when combined with the other stuff in beer and wine.

      That big UK study in the 70s also said that mixed drinks that used fruit juices seemed to have the same long-term benefits as beer an wine, supporting the idea that it partly the vitamins. But they did say that people who drank mostly distilled beverages also lived longer than teetotallers, though the correlation was less than with beer, wine, and mixed fruit+alcohol drinks. And they did emphasize that they had just done a giant multiple-regression analysis; their main recommendation was that "Further research is needed".

      One of the main problems with discussions like this is that biological processes are generally complex, and can't be reduced to simple "bumper sticker" recommendations. Many things in our diet that are beneficial in small quantities become dangerous in large quantities. Ethanol seems to be a prime example of this, along with most of the things called "vitamins".

      To read about a recent study looking for explanation of the benefits of red wines, google for "endothelin-1". Actually, that gets far too many hits, so add "wine" to the list. Some (but not all) red wines contain inhibitors of this vasoconstrictor, which has undesirable effects on the circulatory system when it's overexpressed. So people with too much of it benefit from the red wines that contain the inhibitors. It's yet another example of the complexity of the story, with a benefit coming not from the ethanol but rather from another compound produced during the fermentation process.

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    75. Re:Define "drink" by orangesquid · · Score: 1

      But, as one poster above mentioned, microbes in your body produce small amounts of ethanol.

      The typical sober human BAC is 0.01%. There's still alcohol in there. It's a byproduct from the organisms living in your gut that are necessary for you to extract the proper nutrients from your food. In effect, your body naturally has a slight BAC, and this may vary depending on your diet, body chemistry, build, hydration, etc. It's possible to have a BAC of 0.02-0.03% while sober (although uncommon).

      "Zero tolerance" rules usually have a cut-off of 0.02%, to account for this, but some unlucky people with weird body chemistry (0.025%, for example) might get screwed over. If the government is going to penalize for BAC levels in minors, they should offer free BAC tests at any time (via blood withdrawal) so that an individual can have documented proof that their natural levels may vary above the "zero tolerance" cut-off: a documented history which shows the individual's nominal variance of sobriety.

      [ Of course, "zero tolerance" laws of any sort are often bad, because they typically are prosecuted as the-slightest-bit-of-indirect-evidence-is-as-good- as-proof (which could violate "innocent until proven guilty"---don't have an alibi? you're fucked!---even though US law was created such that you didn't need to prove an alibi!) and maximum-punishment-regardless-of-severity-of-crime (I believe this qualifies as unusual punishment!). Sometimes, overly-severe laws will be drafted with the idea that the first few citizens prosecuted should be draconianly exemplified as a deterrent, but then future cases might not be as strongly enforced... in other words, if you get caught first, you could be treated unfairly (right to a fair trial?) and be overpunished to scare others (all equal under the law?). But, I digress. ]

      We shouldn't be spending money on breathalyzers. We should be spending money on some sort of reaction time tester, which would catch people who are too tired to safely drive as well as any drug that causes impairment.

      Impairment in making decisions is another matter, as well as potential hallucinations... those should be caught, too, somehow.

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    76. Re:Define "drink" by Blackneto · · Score: 1

      sounds like you are the idiot.
      why would you get in a vehicle that someone you thought was impaired was driving?

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    77. Re:Define "drink" by ekimminau · · Score: 1

      where "120 proof" implies "60% alcohol by volume".

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    78. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually ran across a pretty tasty recipe for that once. Pineapple juice, rum, vodka, midori (melon liquer, to make it look green and awesome), shaken and topped off with soda (e.g. sprite or something) for the fizz.

    79. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever driven tired and angry while distracted and listening to music on the phone when you're drunk?

      I accidentally ran over myself.

    80. Re:Define "drink" by cloak42 · · Score: 1

      Note also that for those under 21 in the United States, the limit is 0.01% BAC.

      This differs from state to state, just like all liquor laws. In Vermont, where I grew up, the legal limit for a minor is 0.02% BAC. According to what the cop told us in Driver's Ed, that's about the equivalent of one drink.

      I find this ironic, but oh well.

      The one time I've used a breathalyzer (at a private party where the hosts were adamant about not allowing people to drive while impaired), I had been drinking all day but stopped for a few hours, and even with that under consideration, I blew triple zeroes. Sounds fairly accurate to me.

    81. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can this correlation just be because people who drink moderately are those that probably take care to exercise, have more money, breathe cleaner air, etc, whereas those that drink heavily have lousy lifestyles?

      Eliminate socioeconomic factors and quality of life first.

    82. Re:Define "drink" by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      I'll admit I'm a lightweight when it comes to drinking so on those rare occasions I do drink, I always have a full stomach and limit myself to 2 beers or equivalent of something harder. I'll still be below the .08 threshold but can feel the effects of the alcohol.

      As far as the rights issue, what I meant in that case was you'd have some guy who was at or just above the limit but wasn't drunk enough to too visibly intoxicated. So, if a cop would stop them the guy would yell about the cop violating his right to walk where he damn well pleases, the cop shrugs off the guy and then the guy falls into traffic. That's all I meant by that.

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    83. Re:Define "drink" by AeroIllini · · Score: 1
      Wow, that's the same MD5 hash as your last message. Incredible. Maybe MD5's arent as reliable as we thought.
      Actually, I choose my words very carefully, and only write posts that are MD5 collisions of each other. It takes a while.
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    84. Re:Define "drink" by ubergenius · · Score: 1

      Well, for one, I was 10 at the time... Plus, in a later post, I realized my mistake and apologized... This guy wasn't talking about driving under the influence, but cycling, which still isn't that smart (you can hurt yourself, I would imagine), but at least the only life at stake is his own, so that's his own personal decision.

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    85. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you know that includes you? ya stupid faggot loser

    86. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, it's *easier* to get the ones with the yeast infections. Not that I recommend it...

    87. Re:Define "drink" by bigred85 · · Score: 1

      Haha, I know the feeling. I'm something of a lightweight myself (around 6' and 145 lbs.) so unless I have a beer with dinner I try not to have any if I'm driving, but in any case I'm usually feeling it a bit before I get to .08.

      And yeah, I see your point. A lot of people, IMHO, overestimate their tolerance to the point where they're doing stupid things (like falling into traffic) when they otherwise exhibit no clear visible signs of impairment. It's gotta be a pain in the ass for a cop walking his beat and having to do that kinda job.

    88. Re:Define "drink" by Blackneto · · Score: 1

      sorry about the idiot comment.

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    89. Re:Define "drink" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that we're friends again, how about a reach-around?

  2. Things radically change by MECC · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTA: However, "things radically change" when consumption goes beyond these levels

    For starters, you wake up in bed with a stranger not knowing how either got there...

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    1. Re:Things radically change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For starters, you wake up in bed with a stranger not knowing how either got there...

      No doubt it's even more embarrassing at geek parties where most of the attendees are guys...

    2. Re:Things radically change by jasonmantey · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Things radically change by jasonmantey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Like this guy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o2JT9N5Un0 (my first link had an extra '/' at the end)

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    4. Re:Things radically change by blackmonday · · Score: 1

      I know the feeling! "Who is this dude?" Those aren't pillows!

    5. Re:Things radically change by BalkanBoy · · Score: 1

      Or worse, with a condom up your ass, not knowing how that got in there ....

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    6. Re:Things radically change by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      I think you'd have a pretty good idea how it got there in that situation.

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  3. Legal age by Kelz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I still find it interesting that at 18 you're allowed join the military and die but you're not allowed to drink alcohol.

    1. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's what you find interesting, then you are boring.

    2. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's what you find boring, then you are stupid.

    3. Re:Legal age by Sciros · · Score: 5, Funny

      The military should have its soldiers drink 2-4 drinks per day. Casualties will drop by 18% and morale will rise.

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    4. Re:Legal age by faloi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I still find it interesting that at 18 you're allowed join the military and die but you're not allowed to drink alcohol.

      To be fair, though, bars around military bases tended to not pay a lot of attention to specific details like age when shown a military ID (at least back when I was in). That doesn't make it any more legal, but at least we could still show up to morning PT drunk. Believe it or not, it's an even worse idea than it sounds.

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    5. Re:Legal age by silentounce · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you're allowed to die at any age. But in regards to the first part of your comment, from my personal experience while you are not legally allowed to drink at age 18 in the US, if you are in the military the powers that be often look the other way. Unless you're a jackass and do something stupid while drinking you're most likely not going to get in trouble.

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    6. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only in America BTW, not the rest of the civilized world. Yeah, you yanks are crazy.

    7. Re:Legal age by HappySqurriel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I still find it interesting that at 18 you're allowed join the military and die but you're not allowed to drink alcohol. ... in the United States of America

      Anyways, the problem with the age limit on alcohol consumption is that it gives teens/young adults the impression that drinking excessively is a mature thing to do; most people I have met who have drank from a young age tend to see excessive drinking in a completely different light than those who get to drink when they're 18-21.

    8. Re:Legal age by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Where's the ACLU when they could actually be doing something helpful.

      There's no reason why 21 should be the drinking age when 18 is the age of majority.

      People always spout some bullshit about responsibility, but the studies show that people starting to drink at 21 is more harmful than people drinking earlier. When people are younger, they have more parental supervision. They learn how to drink responsibly. When someone is 21 and out on their own, they have no parents to answer to and can do pretty much what they want.

      LK

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    9. Re:Legal age by biocute · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, in certain countries, you're allowed to have (consent) sex at the tender age of 16, but you're not allowed to smoke/drink until you are 18, and not allowed to gamble until 21.

      I guess it makes sense too, first you have sex, got (someone) pregnant, then you drink and smoke to numb your pain in making such a stupid mistake, and finally at 21, you resort to gambling to satisfy the needs for cigaratte, alcohol and your kid's school fees.

    10. Re:Legal age by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that irresponsible voting is a hell of a lot more dangerous then irresponsible drinking.

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    11. Re:Legal age by rjfan · · Score: 1

      You are allowed to drink at the on-base bowling alleys and such.

    12. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If that's what you find stupid, then... oh, okay.

    13. Re:Legal age by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Drinking is a privileged. Dying is a right. Either way, you still get taxed.

    14. Re:Legal age by plopez · · Score: 1

      I can't remember who said it, some comdeian, but it goes like this:
      "If you're not supposed to drink and drive, why not restrict alchohol to those too young to drive?"

      It would solve a few things, eh?

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    15. Re:Legal age by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Oh Christ, they've been having this damned debate forever, and have changed the drinking age twice in 30 years, for that reason. Kid, it's time you figured out the government doesn't make any damned sense. Forget it.

    16. Re:Legal age by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Three anonymous cowards went into a bar...

    17. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because 16 year-olds drink with their parents.

    18. Re:Legal age by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      I still find it interesting that at 18 you're allowed join the military and die but you're not allowed to drink alcohol.

      Unless they've changed things, you can still drink on based if you are under 21.
    19. Re:Legal age by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Well it was 18 when my parents were growing up, so they didn't care that I drank when I was 18, and I'm not going to care if my kids drink at 18. Of course after teaching them responsibility, which is the point. We have youth drinking problems in this country because we teach our kids nothing about actual responsible drinking as part of some crazy abstinance policy, then throw them into the wild when they go to college. This applies to other aspects of parenting as well.

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    20. Re:Legal age by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      but the studies show that people starting to drink at 21 is more harmful than people drinking earlier.
      citations?
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    21. Re:Legal age by therufus · · Score: 4, Funny

      How many drinks did they have? This is important as it may affect their lifespan.

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    22. Re:Legal age by 7macaw · · Score: 1

      And also, smoking is probably more hazardous to one's health than drinking. The reason is, I suppose, is that it's rather hard to smoke enough cigarettes to cause problems to the society, like hitting other peoples' cars and other people themselves.
      Society protects itself, not individuals.

    23. Re:Legal age by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 1

      In many countries (specifically Israel), the legal age for drinking is 18, which is also the legal age for driving.

      When you enroll to the military, you are NOT allowed to die. That is considered damaging military property.

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    24. Re:Legal age by silentounce · · Score: 1

      Is this from personal experience? Because I really doubt that unless you're stationed overseas.

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    25. Re:Legal age by Kelz · · Score: 1

      I do find it amazing in countries like Italy or Germany where the drinking age is quite low (I think its still 14 in both countries?), theres much less of a problem with people drinking to excess than there is in America.

    26. Re:Legal age by D-Cypell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, in certain countries, you're allowed to have (consent) sex at the tender age of 16, but you're not allowed to smoke/drink until you are 18, and not allowed to gamble until 21.

      The one that gets me is that here in the UK (and probably many other places too), you can have sex at 16, but you have to be 18 to rent a video of OTHER PEOPLE having sex.

    27. Re:Legal age by winnabago · · Score: 2, Informative

      Italy? What drinking age?

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    28. Re:Legal age by Threni · · Score: 1

      > I still find it interesting that at 18 you're allowed join the military and die but you're not
      > allowed to drink alcohol.

      It's natures way of weeding out idiots who have nothing to contribute.

      I think there's a chance that drinking that much alcohol a day will reduce the number of deaths from `any` diseases by killing them from a small number of specific diseases, or through accidents caused while drunk!

    29. Re:Legal age by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      "Drinking age" is subjective anyway. Yeah, it's the age you can drink in bars, but honestly, when you're 18-21 you probably can't afford to drink in many bars anyway (bars are expensive.) Otherwise, you probably know someone of age who will go buy beer for you. I certainly never had problems finding and drinking alcohol between 18 and 21, and enforcement of drinking laws is very strict where I live.

      It's pretty funny, I drank a lot more before I was 21 than I have since. Being drunk doesn't have quite the appeal when it goes from "breaking the rules" to "doesn't know when to stop drinking."

    30. Re:Legal age by jandrese · · Score: 1

      In West Virginia they lowered the drinking age to 18 for awhile. The legislature panicked and put it back to 21 when the news started carrying stories about how 14 and 15 year olds were drinking now that the age was lowered to 18. Effectively, in America the drinking age IS 18, because a good percentage of the people start early apparently.

      It's also a good life lesson on how being a good citizen and following the law can be a drag. It's basically punishment for doing the right thing.

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    31. Re:Legal age by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 1
      I still find it interesting that at 18 you're allowed join the military and die but you're not allowed to drink alcohol. ... in the United States of America Anyways, the problem with the age limit on alcohol consumption is that it gives teens/young adults the impression that drinking excessively is a mature thing to do; most people I have met who have drank from a young age tend to see excessive drinking in a completely different light than those who get to drink when they're 18-21.
      Wrong, sir, WRONG. Check this link for a little insightful info.
    32. Re:Legal age by biocute · · Score: 1

      I see, so the effective age to have sex in UK is 18 then, because if you can't watch people doing it, how do you get to find out how to do it yourselves?

      Those poor 16's 17's probably thought holding hands is having sex.

    33. Re:Legal age by NickDngr · · Score: 1
      I still find it interesting that at 18 you're allowed join the military and die but you're not allowed to drink alcohol.

      If you are in the military, you are allowed to drink in bars on the base.
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    34. Re:Legal age by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Where's the ACLU when they could actually be doing something helpful.

      They're in the bathroom, wiping themselves with the second amendment while pretending to care about the rest of 'em.

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    35. Re:Legal age by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      In my day, 18 WAS the drinking age.

      I still think it should be.
      Making it illegal isn't going to save anybody.
      Responsible people will be responsible.

      Idiots will still be idiots.

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    36. Re:Legal age by homebrewmike · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Yeah, you yanks are crazy.
      Not all of us - only the wankers in charge (and those wankers supporting those in charge - who, come think of it, are the biggest wankers of all.)

    37. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Only in America BTW, not the rest of the civilized world. Yeah, you yanks are crazy."

      'The United States of America' and 'civilized world' are mutually exclusive.

    38. Re:Legal age by modecx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, that's basically what the Brits did with their sailors, and they had one of the most powerful fleets anywhere...

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    39. Re:Legal age by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Informative

      Federal highway funds are linked to the drinking age. If a state sets their drinking age below 21, they lose millions upon millions of dollars in federal highway funds.

      States basically have the choice of discriminating against 18-20 year old adults and going bankrupt.

      LK

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    40. Re:Legal age by j_sp_r · · Score: 1

      I drink roughly 30-40 euro's a week since I was 18, and 10-20 a week when I was 16-18... I don't have a driving licence yet

    41. Re:Legal age by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      If you restrict it, you make it more exciting.

      We have this huge puritanical hangup over it, so we put all these restrictions on drinking, and act horrified at any story of a "child" of 20 who gets illegally drunk off his ass, whereas over there pubs are social places, and men and women go there to chat with their friends and neighbors, and it's not uncommon for a parent to allow a child to take a sip of their beer, the same way it's not uncommon for a parent here to let a child take a sip of their coffee.

      So by the time they can legally drink, it's not a big deal.

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      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    42. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There's no reason why 21 should be the drinking age when 18 is the age of majority.
      I completely agree.

      Let's move the age of majority back to 21 where it used to be.
    43. Re:Legal age by SeaFox · · Score: 5, Funny
      Three anonymous cowards went into a bar...

      and the bartender said "Whoa, whoa, whoa. You gotta show some id to prove you're 21, and you can't all use the same one!"
    44. Re:Legal age by Lord+Kano · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I do not have access to my books at the present, I will try to get back to you on this in two weeks. I'll put it in my journal.

      LK

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    45. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There's no reason why 21 should be the drinking age when 18 is the age of majority.


      I've heard it's because people 21+ are unlikely to have many high-school-age friends. If the age were 18, people would be friends with a lot of 17- and 16-year-olds, and would likely buy them alcohol. Since it's 21, the likelihood of that is greatly reduced. Sure there's a lot of trickle-down to 19-, and 20-year-olds, but that's college.

      I believe that's the reasoning behind the laws.

    46. Re:Legal age by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Ironically, I drank a lot more after 45 than I did before that.

      My parents ruined me for alchohol at age 5.
      I got drunk once at 25 on tequila poppers while on a college trip.
      I had maybe 3 strawberry daquiri's before age 26.
      I added kohlua (sp) about age 26.
      Added bailey's at 33.

      Finally about age 42, I was part of a mmorg guild that chose brewing as their activity (because of a bug that let that trade skill earn money). As a result, we sort of attracted people who drank in real life. I started drinking at our annual guild parties.

      Over the last 12 months, I've probably been drunk 5 times (including one with Absinthe) and buzzed a dozen times. Still quite the lightweight compared to the rest of the world.

      I finally developed a taste for wine (and started picking better wines) in the last 6 months. And I recently added Port.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    47. Re:Legal age by Baki · · Score: 4, Informative

      Most countries do not have a "drinking age". In most of europe it is forbidden to sell alcohol to minors below 16 (18 for stronger drinks above 30% alcohol) but any parent may allow his children to drink (with moderation). I used to drink some wine at dinner from age 10. I've been drunk 2 times in my life (I'm about 40 now).

      I think the US is the only country in the world with such a strict view on drinking, and it does not help. There is no less drinking amongst the youth in the US as in europe, and I just cannot understand where this phobia comes from. Maybe some after effect of the prohibition in the 1930s?

    48. Re:Legal age by Zeos386sx-16 · · Score: 1

      Technically that's not true. At least for the Army, perhaps other branches have different rules, but the drinking age on an Army post is the same as the state it is in. But as others have pointed out, it's a rule that is often not enforced.

    49. Re:Legal age by k12linux · · Score: 1
      I still find it interesting that at 18 you're allowed join the military and die but you're not allowed to drink alcohol.

      Which probably means you are under the drinking age in your state. Most people who are old enough to drink (legally) don't really care that you can't drink. In fact quite a few remember all the stupid things they did while drunk at your age and all the close calls they had.

      And that is why it's so hard to get the drinking age changed for those under 21. The majority of the public can only be affected negatively.

      To be honest though, another poster that claimed an 18/21 year old drinking age adds to the allure and mystique of drinking is probably right.

    50. Re:Legal age by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Yep. I was in the reserves (Canadian) back when Ontario lowered the drinking age from 21 to 18. One week the bartender at the mess was offhandedly asking me "you're 21, right?" ("sure" -- he didn't say 21 what). The next week - just after they lowered the age - I'm doing clerical work in the office and the sergeant asks "you're 18 aren't you?" Me: "Uh, yes sergeant." "Great. Officers' Mess needs another bartender, you're it."

      (At the time, maybe still, you could join the reserves at 16, hence the question. I joined at 17. And fortunately for the officers, I'd been tending bar at my father's parties for a couple of years. ;-)

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    51. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why they are trying to raise the drinking age to 37 in Alabama, they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

    52. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three anonymous cowards went into a bar...

      And .... ?

      Don't stop there!

    53. Re:Legal age by AJWM · · Score: 1

      There's some logic to this. Not to totally restricting alcohol to those too young to drive, but to lowering the drinking age and raising the driving age.

      If your concern is drunk drivers, the problem is not drinkers that don't know how to drive, but drivers who don't know how to drink. Let them learn how to drink (responsibly) first, then let them learn to drive. (Sure, there'll always be a few idiots, with or without alcohol.) Lower the drinking age to say, 16, and raise the age at which you can get a drivers license to 18.

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    54. Re:Legal age by AJWM · · Score: 1

      When you enroll to the military, you are NOT allowed to die. That is considered damaging military property.

      Not allowed to kill yourself, perhaps. Sometimes dying is hard to prevent. But most militaries have serious rules against self-inflicted injuries (otherwise it's an easy out for e.g. combat duties). Sunburn, btw, is often considered a self-inflicted injury.

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      -- Alastair
    55. Re:Legal age by pestario · · Score: 0

      more like... there will be less wounded and more killed.

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    56. Re:Legal age by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Informative
      I think the US is the only country in the world with such a strict view on drinking, and it does not help.


      Sadly, no, the US is not the only country with "such a strict view on drinking", several countries have much stricter views (e.g., Saudi Arabia.)
    57. Re:Legal age by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      ...but you're not allowed to drink alcohol.


      There are no age restrictions at home.

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    58. Re:Legal age by Kelz · · Score: 1

      Puritanism pure and simple. Alchohol is bad despite what is written in the bible. Too much of course is bad.

      And of course the "solution" offered to underage drinking is to restrict it more, making it even more attractive to kids.

    59. Re:Legal age by notwrong · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To make light of those that serve with honor is the greatest abuse of the freedoms you enjoy as a result of thier sacrifice.

      How does it count as "freedom" if you restrict the the things that people are allowed to make light of?

    60. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certain countries? Hell, son, right here in the US of A we're often lower than 16.

      Pick most states in the bible belt and you'll probably find an age of consent that's quite shocking - www.agentofconsent.com isn't responding for me right now (stupid morons are streaming video @ work - give me a couple minutes and at least one of them will be written up), but as I recall the lowest was 12!

      Nothing like pedophilia and religious fervor to team up for absurdity.

    61. Re:Legal age by jcarkeys · · Score: 1
      Hmm... ACLU against Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that'd be a fun battle.

      MADD is the only reason that the drinking age was raised. They managed to hit Congress who decided that they wouldn't give the states money for Interstate Block Grants if the states didn't raise the age. Same thing with lowering the DUI defined blood alcohol content level. It's just an overzealous organization that convinces politicians to do something that looks good to voters, but really doesn't have any real effect (that is, reducing drunk driving).

      I wish I had links to some of the studies done about this.

    62. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      To make light of those that serve with honor is the greatest abuse of the freedoms you enjoy as a result of thier sacrifice.

      I don't usually reply to trolls, but you seem to be sincere. Notwithstanding your freedom to express any idiotic opinion you like, I'd suggest you check the definition of the word "freedom".

    63. Re:Legal age by bckrispi · · Score: 1
      Oblig. Full Metal Jacket quote
      If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?
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    64. Re:Legal age by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1, Interesting

      MADD is the only reason that the drinking age was raised.

      I hate those bitches. They're the one group with whom a reasoned debate is not possible, and to even attempt to do so hurts your cause in the eyes of the underinformed. You can't beat a woman who has lost a child.

      Look at how Cindy Sheehan was a media darling when she was doing her thing.

      LK

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    65. Re:Legal age by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      I'm strong enough in my patriotism that I can joke about it.

      The story of Eureka Stockade still brings tears to my eyes -- bloody tax collectors, like just being government gives you the right to steal from honest miners.

      Oh wait...

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    66. Re:Legal age by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      People always spout some bullshit about responsibility, but the studies show that people starting to drink at 21 is more harmful than people drinking earlier.

      I'm speaking as an American who has been known to be drunk for years at a time, and I believe that the American attitude towards many of the taboo things is really detrimental to society in general vs being open about these things and it actually makes the behaviors worse.

      Our attitudes towards sex increases promiscuity and teen pregnancies. A boobie at the SuperBowl is still talked about years later. Societies that don't have drinking ages have less issues with alcoholism as we do. Marijuana is not a gateway drug per se, but because it is illegal but in high demand, it actually is a gateway drug because people use it, then ask, "Why is this illegal?", and then because they are already committing a crime and hanging out with "criminals", then the other drugs follow suit.

      Today, I don't drink, and I do believe that 1-3 drinks a day is a healthy thing. It relieves stress and is good for the heart. Beyond that level it harms the liver and brain and psychologically it can really fuck you up after a period of time.

      Honestly, I don't believe that cocaine and heroin are actually as bad as they are made out to be either. Like alcohol, under 5% of those that use heroin and cocaine actually become addicted to them, and getting off of them is a bitch, especially alcohol and heroin.

    67. Re:Legal age by revolu7ion · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but 'drinking responsibly' does not exist in anyone under the age of 25. In the older generation, you can go out for a few social drinks.

      All my work colleagues under the age of 25 drink to get smashed.

      It's not working.

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      Jesus Saves
    68. Re:Legal age by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      It was my understanding that provided the consumption occurs on base then it doesn't matter what the specific state law says...you are allowed to drink. If the bar is off base then that may be a different matter, but this probably doesn't come up as much as it once did and for the soldiers over there in Iraq who are under 21 it is probably safe to assume that so long as the drinking does not interfere with performance while on duty the commanders probably look the other way when the 19 year old has a few beers with the other soldiers in his unit...its good for morale anyway.

    69. Re:Legal age by snarkth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I appreciate your sense of loyalty, I think you should lighten up some. Self-deprecating humor is part of what separates a fanatic from someone with wisdom, and can make an intolerable situation a whole helluva lot more tolerable.

        In other words, "If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have joined up."

        snarkth

    70. Re:Legal age by dnc253 · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying those who drink in their teens learn to drink more responsibly because of parental supervision? I don't remember any parents supervising the kids in high school who I knew drank. And I wouldn't exactly call the drinking they did "responsible" either.

    71. Re:Legal age by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      While I agree with your argument, I don't think that any studies state this. I have been very interested in this issue and have done a fair amount of research, although I'm certainly not a sociologist. Perhaps you could share your sources if you have any?

    72. Re:Legal age by schlick · · Score: 1

      Actually at Ft. Bliss TX, you can legally drink on post at 18 because they'd rather you stay there than go to Juarez Mexico where it is also legal to drink at age 18. I'm sure it is the same at US military bases in other countries as well.

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    73. Re:Legal age by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Port is candy goodness.

    74. Re:Legal age by cloricus · · Score: 1

      In Australia the drinking age is 18. Note how ever that it is perfectly legal to drink at home with a responsible adult (some one over 18 who isn't drunk) which has the effect that most people under 18 are drinking in the presence of an adult. Many parents are happy enough to do a deal with their children like the following: I will buy your drinks _if_ you only drink those. So by the time you are 18 and start going to the really wild parties and clubbing you already have a good understanding of what you can drink and what you like.

      From what I have seen this is the best way to introduce teens to alcohol and 21 is just an insane age to let them start drinking. Teenagers really can't wait past 15 to start and at least 18 falls under the 'oh but in a year or two I can' so they don't go crazy.

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    75. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because 18 year olds drink with their parents and not at parties with friends. Ahuh.

    76. Re:Legal age by Scoutn · · Score: 1

      When did Ontario lower the age to 18? I thought it has always been 19... Anyway, I was in a similar situation up in Petawawa when I was a staff cadet before I went into the reserves. I was 16, and apparently the bartender got too pissed to continue serving the officers. Since I was brought on base to work by someone who was trusted by the officers, I was asked to sub in. I remember being asked the same thing, "You're 18 right?", even though they damn well knew I wasn't. I guess it was standard issue not to mention "years old". That was the first night of many serving drinks.

    77. Re:Legal age by aeryn_sunn · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you and the parent poster could at least get a better view of the ACLU that all the negative stuff that is regurgitated on FoxNews about the organization. I may not agree with the ACLU all the time, but I am glad there are organizations like the ACLU to protect those freedoms and liberties that FoxNews pundits take for granted such as due process, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, etc... Not everybody can afford high priced lawyers to protect their basic rights...

    78. Re:Legal age by BlueItalian · · Score: 2, Funny

      we don't have a legal drinking age, but some places are *in theory* restricted to young people. I started with wine when I was 12, coming from the biggest wine making region of the country it's absolutely normal. The difference with anglo-saxon countries is cultural, we drink to taste, you drink to get ridiculously drunk and do something stupid (I lived in Madrid for a long time, I've seen it all...) because you're too "controlled" to do it when you're ain't. This applies specially to english people, americans are a mixed bag, Irish they just don't count because for them sky is the limit. I would like to see a drinking competition between an Irish and a guy from Friuli: that would be an amazing titan's clash.

    79. Re:Legal age by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I don't remember any parents supervising the kids in high school who I knew drank.

      Most teen drinkers have to manage it or they'll get caught. That's what I was talking about. With a few exceptions, underage drinkers have to be responsible to avoid getting caught.

      LK

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    80. Re:Legal age by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Perhaps because they only had sufficient access to alcohol after they're 21 and beyond the reach of parental oversight?

      LK

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    81. Re:Legal age by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A big fuck you to whomever modded this as funny. There is nothing funny about those that lose thier lives in service of thier country. The current world circumstances are especially sad when a command in chief is as clueless as the idiot in the White House. As a veteran, it brings tears to my eyes when I hear about the lose of life in Iraq. To make light of those that serve with honor is the greatest abuse of the freedoms you enjoy as a result of thier sacrifice. WTF are you talking about? There's nothing wrong with the humor there. It's not insulting to people in uniform. You need to chill, man. Not long ago I came back from 2 years in Afghanistan with the good ol' US Army. I can't say how it might affect casualties, but I can assure you that a couple drinks a day there would definitely have improved my morale.
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    82. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think that people manage much as they did before the invention of VHS...

    83. Re:Legal age by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      You obviously have the moderation thing down, so don't be afraid to experiment. There are lots of great beers, wines, and liquors out there. And since you don't drink much, you won't spend a fortune on them.

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      After all, I am strangely colored.
    84. Re:Legal age by pinkstuff · · Score: 1

      Simple solution - put the age up for the army...

    85. Re:Legal age by leamanc · · Score: 1

      From what I understand, and corroborated by my buddy who joined the Navy in 1992 (things may have changed), you are allowed to drink alcohol on military bases and facilities at age 18.

      Could be an urban legend I need to search snopes or Ask Yahoo! for, but I've heard it a lot.

      If it's true, that's a nice cop-out for the whole "die for you country, but don't drink beer at 18" hypocrisy.

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    86. Re:Legal age by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

      They're just encouraging kids to be a little creative before they start stealing others' moves.

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    87. Re:Legal age by quenda · · Score: 1
      The one that gets me is that here in the UK (and probably many other places too), you can have sex at 16, but you have to be 18 to rent a video of OTHER PEOPLE having sex.

      OTHER people? I read that in the UK you cannot even video yourself at 16 without risking kiddie-porn charges.

      Anyway, do any western countries actually have a minimum drinking age?
      As opposed to a minimum age to buy or be supplied alcohol by a non-parent/guardian.
    88. Re:Legal age by Gryle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A lot of the fear is scaremongering by the Mothers/Students Against Drunk Driving organizations. At my high school these groups did some kind of presentation at least once a semester. Instead of teaching that alcohol needs to be consumed responsibly, they preached that all alcohol is bad and will make you into some kind of monster if you come within 5 feet of it. They're responsible for most of the legislations that raised the legal drinking ages.

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    89. Re:Legal age by revolu7ion · · Score: 1

      We've just had leavers week - where thousands of year 12 students (in AUstralia) 17-18 years of age get plastered for a week. Alcohol is legal at 18 here, and it doesn't work either.

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    90. Re:Legal age by potat0man · · Score: 1

      any parent may allow his children to drink

      Actually that's also perfectly legal in all but 7 U.S. states.

    91. Re:Legal age by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "...theres much less of a problem with people drinking to excess than there is in America."

      Hmm...and exactly what other reason is there to drink?

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    92. Re:Legal age by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      I still find it interesting that at 18 you're allowed join the military and die but you're not allowed to drink alcohol.

      Unless they've changed things, you can still drink on based if you are under 21. When's the last time you checked? During Vietnam? Hasn't been like that for more than 20 years. When I first joined the Army in '87, on-post drinking age was set at whatever the age was in that state--- which, due to the political blackmail that is the National Minimum Drinking Age Act of 1984, pretty much has been set at 21.
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    93. Re:Legal age by MechaShiva · · Score: 1

      Good call. Where's the mod points when you want them?

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    94. Re:Legal age by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Technically that's not true. At least for the Army, perhaps other branches have different rules, but the drinking age on an Army post is the same as the state it is in.But as others have pointed out, it's a rule that is often not enforced. Yeah, DoD Instruction 1015.10 basically says "drinking age reflects the state (or country) in which the base is located, but no lower than 18". This is for all services, and the rules have essentially been that since '84 or so, when those MADD jerks started throwing puritanical hissy fits over drinking ages. That "you can drink on-post at 18" story just won't die. Honestly, it never ceases to amaze me how many people keep parroting "facts" drawn from what is likely a third hand story from someone's uncle who was in Vietnam.

      Of course we never let "drinking age" stop us when I was in the Amy. We just drank bad beer in the barracks for cheap, rather than paying $5 for beers in a bar.
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    95. Re:Legal age by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 1

      The military should have its soldiers drink 2-4 drinks per day. Casualties will drop by 18% and morale will rise. That would be a big improvement over World War II, when they handed out cigarettes with the soldiers' rations.
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    96. Re:Legal age by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Beers are out.
      That's what ruined me for ages-- a "rootbeer" that was really a german dark beer.

      Have had maybe 3 beers in my life and they just taste bad.

      Liqueors (sp) I have to be careful with-- too much sugar.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    97. Re:Legal age by adrianmonk · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I think the US is the only country in the world with such a strict view on drinking, and it does not help. There is no less drinking amongst the youth in the US as in europe, and I just cannot understand where this phobia comes from.

      I'll assume that you don't know the answer to that since you're apparently not from the US and thus probably didn't have to take multiple years of US History in school at every level. Basically, 500 years ago, Europe wasn't so hot in the religious freedom department. So all the various groups that believed slightly differently (and I really mean only slightly differently in the grand scheme of things -- we are talking about 100 different flavors of Christianity here) couldn't practice freely, or at least not as freely as they wanted to. Consequences ranged from annoyance level to death. So there was all this land over here in the Americas, and not a hell of a lot of established bureaucracy to regulate it, and about a zillion separate groups decided, "Hey, let's go over there where we can do what we please, and we'll build a new, ideal society! We've thought about this a lot, and we think we have the correct interpretation of the Bible and that nobody else does, so once we run things according to the real Godly principles we've discovered, everything will be totally schweet and kick ass." So they did. Net result? Not only were the real religious zealots (the ones who not only took religion seriously, but so seriously that the established variation of Christianity wasn't good enough) siphoned out of Europe, but they got together and established entire (small) societies based on fairly extreme principles. So they were extreme to start with, and then they put themselves in a situation that encouraged extremeness.

      Now, all of these Utopian religious societies really didn't last. As Bruce Cockburn said, "Let's hear a laugh for the man of the world / Who thinks he can make things work / Tried to build a New Jerusalem / And ended up with New York." However, although the societies didn't work and people ended up going more mainstream, they still had a major, lasting effect, because American life continued to be pretty seriously religious even after the initial influx of religiously-motivated colonizers. First there was The Great Awakening, basically a series of revivals which swept the nation and pretty much permanently altered society. It was, if I remember right, a global event, but it pretty much centered on the US. As if that wasn't enough, there was a Second Great Awakening 100-ish years later.

      The net result of it these days is that American Christianity is somewhat of its separate thing, in the same sense that Catholicism is different from the Eastern Orthodox Church. Obviously, they all basically believe in the same things, but they don't think about it in just the same way. For example, American Christianity has tended to have a strong current of evangelicalism. It also has tended to be a little bit anti-intellectual, which has largely as a result of a reaction against The Enlightenment.

      So yeah, it's related to Prohibition. But only in the sense that both are part of a much larger trend. I have in my desk drawer a pencil with an American flag design on it and the words "LOYAL TEMPERANCE LEGION / We Stand for Total Abstinence". I got it from my grandmother's house, and I believe my grandparents got it from my grandfather's mother, who was very active in the temperance movement. It was at one time a very mainstream thing to do. And it's not completely nonexistent either -- they, in fact, still exist and have a web site.

      So basically, Puritanism is still alive and well in the culture in the US. There are plenty of people with more moderate views, but there is a certain balance, and both have influence.

    98. Re:Legal age by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      I still find it interesting that at 18 you're allowed join the military and die but you're not allowed to drink alcohol.

      Unless they've changed things, you can still drink on based if you are under 21.

      When's the last time you checked? During Vietnam? Hasn't been like that for more than 20 years. When I first joined the Army in '87, on-post drinking age was set at whatever the age was in that state--- which, due to the political blackmail that is the National Minimum Drinking Age Act of 1984, pretty much has been set at 21.

      That may have been the Army's policy - but it was not the Navy's. As late as 1991, you could drink beer in the E Club if you were under 21 at NSB Bangor - even though the drinking age in the State of Washington was 21. (I served in the USN from 1981-1991.)
    99. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People always spout some bullshit about responsibility, but the studies show that people starting to drink at 21 is more harmful than people drinking earlier.

      No, you are sprouting the bullshit and I hope that noone takes you seriously. What the studies have shown is that the longer children wait before making their alcohol debut, the lesser the risk of them being harmed by alcohols side-effects. For example, it takes much longer for an adult to become addicted to alcohol than for a teen. It is exactly like with smoking -- if adults smoke occasionally they are much less likely to become addicted than if teens do it. Ask any drunkard and they will tell you that they ALL started drinking at a very early age.

      Not to mention that children drinking alcohol very much put themselves in serious risk from being taken advantage of.

      The studies are here: http://www.systembolaget.se/AlkoholHalsa/Broschyr/ Varfor_det_ar_battre_senare_man_borjar_dricka.htm, only in Swedish, but some Google searches should find you lots of English references too.

    100. Re:Legal age by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about children drinking, I'm talking about adults aged 18-20.

      LK

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    101. Re:Legal age by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. Beer isn't for everyone. But I would suggest you give Belgian beers a try before you completely dismiss them. The Lambics (or Lambieks) were originally made by Trappist monks using... weird water. It's actually contaminated with lactobaccilii of several varieties (the stuff that makes sourdough sour). They don't taste anything like ales and lagers, especially when made with fruit. Framboises are raspberry lambics and krieks are cherry lambics. They taste more like fruity champagne than beer. Boon makes a good kriek. It's like $12 for a 12 oz bottle, but worth every penny. Lindemans makes a great framboise. I get it for $8.50 for a champange bottle's worth. (It's worth noting that these bottles come corked -- definitely not your typical beer.)

      I would also suggest you try some meads. They're also called "honey wines." I don't know much about commercial meads, as I've only had homebrewed stuff and occassionally the house mead at the local Ethiopean restaurant. Meads made with oranges are very delicious. Depending on how they're fermented and aged, they can be very sweet or very dry.

      I hope you don't mind all this unsolicited advice. I'm of the mind that one should only drink the best, especially if one is being moderate.

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    102. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with your argument, I don't think that any studies state this. I have been very interested in this issue and have done a fair amount of research, although I'm certainly not a sociologist. Perhaps you could share your sources if you have any?

      There is no such study! The Slashdot poster who stated that there is, was lying.

    103. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, people don't cross some magic date below which they are children and above which they are adults. Fact is that people mature over time. A person that has just reached the age of majority doesn't automatically become as mature and responsible as a fully grown adult. For some people that happens years later and for some it happens years earlier. The studies I have referenced shows a strong correlation between start of drinking age and risk of becoming addicted. That correlation does not end at 18.

      I'm still waiting for your studies that proves that it is good for children to drink.

    104. Re:Legal age by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Sorry, people don't cross some magic date below which they are children and above which they are adults.

      We have decided that people become adults on their 18th birthday. There's simply no excuse for discriminating against people who are, in the eyes of the law, adults.

      Fact is that people mature over time. A person that has just reached the age of majority doesn't automatically become as mature and responsible as a fully grown adult.

      What does that prove? We've had sitting Presidents, grown men well into their 50s and beyond who weren't mature and responsible. At 18, we hold people fully accountable for their actions.

      The studies I have referenced shows a strong correlation between start of drinking age and risk of becoming addicted.

      I speak english, and a little french. A Swedish study doesn't prove anything to me.

      I'm still waiting for your studies that proves that it is good for children to drink.

      Why don't you make up something else that I didn't say while you're at it?

      LK

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    105. Re:Legal age by AJWM · · Score: 1

      They dropped it from 21 to 18, this would have been summer of 1971 (yeah, I'm an old fart), then some years later raised it to 19.

      I was at Pet for while during basic. I was at Connaught (near Ottawa) when I worked as bartender, it was during the (annual?) commonwealth forces rifle competitions.

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    106. Re:Legal age by rohan972 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So basically, Puritanism is still alive and well in the culture in the US. There are plenty of people with more moderate views, but there is a certain balance, and both have influence.

      I heard one pastor say "Jesus turned water into wine, and evangelical christians have been trying to turn it back ever since."

      However, I do want to comment on your use of the word "moderate" (presumably compared to "extreme" Puritanism) refering apparently to those whose christianity allows for drinking alcohol:

      Jesus turned water into wine, the apostle Paul recommended to Timothy to drink wine for health reasons (I Timothy 5:23). So since I take this literally and conclude that to forbid wine is anti-christianity, aren't I being extreme, and teetotalers being moderate (allowing for new interpretations to affect doctrine). I'm certainly not trying to be moderate in my beliefs, I just find it impossible to reconcile Jesus miraculous production of wine with a prohibition on alcohol.

    107. Re:Legal age by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1
      The one that gets me is that here in the UK (and probably many other places too), you can have sex at 16, but you have to be 18 to rent a video of OTHER PEOPLE having sex.

      More than that, once I've seen a label on "xxx" rated movie box that said that you "have to be over 21 to watch" and little letters at the bottom "all models are over 18 and intended to be depicted as such"

      So, you can play in a porn movie if you are 18, but have to wait until you're 21 to watch it.

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    108. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If memory serves, the federal drinking age is 18. However, the federal government witholds funding for road construction to any state that has a drinking age of less than 21, effectively blackmailing states into setting the age limit to 21 (I believe there was a supreme court case regarding the constitutionality of this).

    109. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it does. If you want to claim otherwise do a proper fucking study. I'm 24 and most of the time do just drink in moderation. In the past 2 years I've only got myself drunk twice. If I don't want to get drunk I can quite easily have one or two drinks and then stop.

    110. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you find the lives of US service men more or less valuable than the lives of Iraqis.

    111. Re:Legal age by hitmark · · Score: 1

      hmm, having to go to a muslim nation to prove a point. interesting...

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    112. Re:Legal age by tonan · · Score: 1

      When serving overseas, military members observe local laws governing alcohol consumption. When I was in Korea, that meant you only had to be 20 years old drink (on or off base/post). And in Germany, it's 18 to drink on base and 16 or so off base.

      But I didn't join until I was 23, so it didn't matter for me.

    113. Re:Legal age by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
      Instead of teaching that alcohol needs to be consumed responsibly, they preached that all alcohol is bad and will make you into some kind of monster if you come within 5 feet of it.

      Shit! They must have ripped that off from the federal drug "education" programs.

      The problem of course is that fear is not a sustainable model. Everybody remeber this innane "this is your brain on ecstasy" campaign, where they fiddled around with some thresholds in the CT scans until those darn images would match their agenda?

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    114. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be so fucking po-faced.

    115. Re:Legal age by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
      This is completely off-topic.

      I just wanted to thank you for this really interesting analysis. Although I visited the US on multiple occasions and believe to have some insight about how the huge diversity calling itself the US of A works, this was incredibly interesting.

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    116. Re:Legal age by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
      The one that gets me is that here in the UK (and probably many other places too), you can have sex at 16, but you have to be 18 to rent a video of OTHER PEOPLE having sex.

      You know; what bugs me even more is the fact that you need to be 18 to watch people loving each other, while it's no problem at all for a 12 year old to watch how people blast each other into smithereens.

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    117. Re:Legal age by Popsmear · · Score: 1

      But I can comment on how it would effect casualties.

      According to this study:

      "According to the data, drinking a moderate amount of alcohol -- up to four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in women -- reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent"

      So, lets look at the hard facts here.

      According to http://www.icasualties.org/oif/ there is a total of 2953 confirmed US deaths in Iraq. So, if we had started all soldiers on a "moderate daily" drinking program, there would only have been 2421.4 deaths. I would say this is pretty important. Someone should forward this thread to Bush immediately.

    118. Re:Legal age by LeglessMoof · · Score: 1

      The same argument was made around the era of the Vietnam war; if you can die for your country at age 18, why can't you consume alcohol? Some states (perhaps even the whole country?) actually did lower the drinking age to 18. However, the number of DUI's skyrocketed, so the federal government started providing incentives for the states to raise the drinking age back to 21 and eventually they all did.

      I was born in 1984 so obviously I wasn't alive for any of this. But my parents were around age 18-20 when this happened. They've always told me how they were able to drink legally while they were in college. ;-)

    119. Re:Legal age by garwain · · Score: 1

      My parents never encouraged alcohol consumption, but never prevented it either. Even at a young age (12 or so) if we were are a party, I could have a glass of wine or champagne if I wanted it. Now, at 25, I have found that a couple shots of whisky taste very good after work. Sure if I know people at the bar, I might stick around for a while, and maybe drink a bit more, but I have been wasted ONCE, at my college grad party, and drunk to the point where I didn't trust myself to drive maybe twice. I personally don't see a point in drinking to get drunk. I enjoy my alcohol, no denying hat, but when I drink too much, it's not so much that I want to be drunk as that I was with friends, having a good time, and lost track of time, and consumption. Of course, unless I'm going to be buying a couple rounds, my usual safeguard is to carry only $20 on my when I go to the bar, which will ammount to 4 drinks MAX.

    120. Re:Legal age by jandrese · · Score: 1

      That wasn't always the case though. One of these days I hope someone in Congress finally gets the balls to say "wait, bypassing laws limiting our power by dicking around with someone's essential funding is wrong, we should stop doing it". Sadly, it's pretty hard to get Congress to vote to limit their own power, even if they are misusing it.

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    121. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They say he turned it into grape juice, not wine.

    122. Re:Legal age by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The ACLU is a joke just like 911. You cannot protect some freedoms - especially since the second amendment is the only amendment that seeks to keep power against the government in the hands of the citizenry. Those who do not realize that are doomed to help the powers-that-be disarm us so they can control us.

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    123. Re:Legal age by raddan · · Score: 1

      According to my mother, who was in the Navy (my mother wears Navy boots, er... flippers!), military personnel were allowed to drink on-base, regardless of age. I don't know if this meant that they were explicitly allowed, or if it was just kept quiet, but she said it was common practice at all of the bases she was stationed at. Once someone left the base, however, they were subject to local law, although I got the impression from some of her stories that most purveyors were flexible on this point (at least, during the 1970's).

    124. Re:Legal age by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I don't mind at all. In fact, I'm filing away your suggestions for next years's beach thing.

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    125. Re:Legal age by QMO · · Score: 1
      They're the one group with whom a reasoned debate is not possible
      Including "the" in the above statement suggests limited life experience.

      Try reading a few more slashdot posts from any side of any issue.
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    126. Re:Legal age by QMO · · Score: 1
      I'm speaking as an American who has been known to be drunk for years at a time, and I believe that the American attitude towards many of the taboo things is really detrimental to society in general vs being open about these things and it actually makes the behaviors worse.

      Our attitudes towards sex increases promiscuity and teen pregnancies...
      Our (societal) attitudes towards sex have become much more "open" (=permissive) over the past few decades. You're suggesting that this has caused decreased promiscuity and teenage pregnancy???
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    127. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You trust yourself to drive after a couple shots of whisky? Or 4 drinks at a bar? For our sake, stay off the damn road.

    128. Re:Legal age by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      They say he turned it into grape juice, not wine.

      Not according to Strong's concordance and Greek dictionary, common understanding, or normal reading of the passage: "Everyone serves the good wine first, and when the guests have drunk freely, then that which is worse. You have kept the good wine until now!" at a wedding? Grape juice rather than wine at a wedding would not be likely to draw praise. It is also the same greek word used in Ephesians 5:18 "Don't be drunken with wine..." so either Jesus made wine or Paul commands not to be drunk with grape juice.

      No wonder Jesus spoke to such people, saying: "This people honors me with their lips, but their heart is far from me; in vain do they worship me, teaching as doctrines the commandments of men. You leave the commandment of God and hold to the tradition of men. And he said to them, You have a fine way of rejecting the commandment of God in order to establish your tradition!

      In Luke 7: 33,34 Jesus claimed to have come "eating and drinking" the corresponding accusation being that he was "gluttonous and a drunkard". I think it is not customary to accuse teetotalers of being drunkards.

    129. Re:Legal age by Descalzo · · Score: 1
      He's not suggesting any such thing. Since he explicitly states that our attitudes towards sex increase promiscuity and teen pregnancies, and that our 'taboo' attitudes make behaviors worse, the only thing I can come up with is that the GP believes that our obviously more open society is not nearly open enough. He therefore must believe that only in a society of total openness and permissiveness will this behavior decrease.


      If you have a better way to reconcile what he said with the obvious facts, let me know. Likewise, if you have some better facts than I have, I should probably be corrected.


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      1. Is this man an employer?

      2. What would he do to an employee who was hooked on cocaine?

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    130. Re:Legal age by Lorkki · · Score: 1
      I think the US is the only country in the world with such a strict view on drinking, and it does not help.

      Coming from Finland, I can assure you that it's not the case.

      The legal drinking age here is 18 years (20 years for strong liquor). Taxing is heavy and the regulations for selling alcoholic beverages in bars and restaurants are strict to the point of being ridiculous. For instance, they're technically not allowed to sell more than one standard drink at a time, so you can't - say - get yourself a double gin tonic, but the bartender will happily first make you a regular one and then let you buy a shot of gin.

      Oh, and the only place to get beverages stronger than regular beer is a state-owned monopoly. Not so long ago it would've been unheard of that you could even get beer at your local grocery store, but that was changed through extensive protesting and campaigning. Attempts have also been made to get the same treatment for wines, without success.

      So what about the effects of all this? We're constantly being displayed near the top of the list of heaviest-drinking countries. Several people travel over the gulf to Estonia to buy their booze because the price level is more sensible - and you can find our domestic products there for almost half the local price. All the while teenagers keep on biting the forbidden fruit, and sadly it's not such an uncommon sight to see kids the age of 14 or even less getting piss drunk outside on the streets. There's some education about the risks of alcohol use, but less so about good drinking habits.

      The punchline: what do the regulatory bodies think would be an effective means to solve all these problems? Stricter regulations!

  4. Man, I'm going to live forever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or at least for a good million years or so...

    aside: my captcha is "alcohols"

  5. Four drinks a day? by Kelson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is that four drinks every day? Or is that up to four drinks in a given 24-hour period, from time to time? - i.e. four drinks on Saturday night, then several more scattered throughout the week

    Because I don't hink I'd consider four drinks every day to be "moderate" drinking.

    1. Re:Four drinks a day? by Funkcikle · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps I am just a lightweight, but if I were drinking four drinks a day I would expect my chances of dying in a variety of ways to decrease, simply due to the fact that I was spending most of my time either singing "Brown Eyed Girl" or hugging people - both known to prolong life, generate vitality and fight discombobulation of the spleen.

    2. Re:Four drinks a day? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Depends on who you hug.

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    3. Re:Four drinks a day? by pclminion · · Score: 4, Informative

      Shotgunning four drinks one after the other (binging, basically) is one thing. Drinking four drinks over the course of a six hour evening is something else. I'm kind of surprised at the number as well. Wikipedia's page on cirrhosis states that "There is great variability in the amount of alcohol needed to cause cirrhosis (as little as 3-4 drinks a day in some men and 2-3 in some women)." This seems to put 3-4 drinks as a LOWER bound on the danger zone. There may be people (quite a few people in fact) who can tolerate more than that.

    4. Re:Four drinks a day? by silentounce · · Score: 0

      "pending most of my time either singing 'Brown Eyed Girl' or hugging people - both known to prolong life"

      You must be female. Because if you are a guy that kind of behavior would most likely result in an ass beating or a night in jail.

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    5. Re:Four drinks a day? by Kevster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IIRC, that's four drinks every day, but only if you drink with your meals (presumably lunch and supper). Drinking outside of mealtime (bar hopping, happy hour after work, etc.) has a negative effect.

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    6. Re:Four drinks a day? by Tx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What do you drink, Jack Daniels by the pint? Most people I know, even lightweights, can handle an aperitif or two, a couple of glasses of wine with a meal, maybe a brandy or whisky after, without being particularly drunk. So I guess it depends what you count as one drink, and how fast you're chucking them down.

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    7. Re:Four drinks a day? by hchaos · · Score: 5, Funny
      Because I don't hink I'd consider four drinks every day to be "moderate" drinking.
      Yeah, I barely consider four drinks every day to be drinking at all!
    8. Re:Four drinks a day? by the+dark+hero · · Score: 1

      the liver can process one drink(1 glass of beer/1 shot)per hour. drink any faster than that and it has to play catch up. that is where it becomes detrimental to your health

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    9. Re:Four drinks a day? by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      This was an Italian study. It's common in Italy to have a glass of wine with every meal. Maybe even an after-dinner drink. It's not like in America where drinking is primarily done all at night at some bar....

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    10. Re:Four drinks a day? by Funkcikle · · Score: 2, Funny
      You must be female. Because if you are a guy that kind of behavior would most likely result in an ass beating or a night in jail.
      Clearly you do not know what kind of guy I am. Bring on the ass-jail combo, I say, and fetch the bucket of soapy frogs! And one more martini, please.
    11. Re:Four drinks a day? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      Because I don't hink I'd consider four drinks every day to be "moderate" drinking.
      I don't either, but it wouldn't be too difficult to have four drinks daily without getting drunk. One in the morning, one at lunchtime, one right after work, and one late in the evening just before going to bed. If you don't want the one in the morning, you can have one around 15:00 instead.
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    12. Re:Four drinks a day? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      ...or a night in jail.
      In which case you would probably get both.
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    13. Re:Four drinks a day? by silentounce · · Score: 1

      "the liver can process one drink(1 glass of beer/1 shot)per hour"

      That's not for everyone, only a rough standard. So you're also saying that I can have one drink an hour perpetually and I'll never have any negative health effects? Bring it on!

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    14. Re:Four drinks a day? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Really? I don't do it all the time, but I can drink four cans of beer and not really notice that I did it; sure, if I make sure to drink them in an hour I catch a little buzz, but for an evening? Four drinks is nothing.

      And yes, a can of light beer is what they are talking about as a drink, not a double size long island or something.

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    15. Re:Four drinks a day? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      But if it's a work day, you don't have very much time to get all those drinks down. You wouldn't have a drink when you wake up, possibly have 1 at lunch, but then that still leaves 3 or 4 for after work. So basically you'd be getting tipsy every night.

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    16. Re:Four drinks a day? by maynard · · Score: 1

      yeah, right. most europeans have a glass of wine or a beer with lunch, and then a glass or two with dinner. But it's spread out over time and with food, not consumed all at once on an empty stomach.

    17. Re:Four drinks a day? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 3, Funny

      But if it's a work day, you don't have very much time to get all those drinks down.

      Wait, you don't drink at work? Insane. Our office manager picked up a couple cases of microbrew just today and stuck them in the fridge for us. We used to have to stock the fridge ourselves at my last employer. Man I love the computer industry.

    18. Re:Four drinks a day? by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      Shotgunning four drinks one after the other (binging, basically) is one thing. Drinking four drinks over the course of a six hour evening is something else.

      Actually, many Italians will drink a glass of wine with breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Also, as someone pointed out above, the standard for one drink in Italy seems to be 10 g of ethanol, quite a bit lower than it is in the US.

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    19. Re:Four drinks a day? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      You are a lightweight. It takes me about 20 drinks to be tipsy enough to lose any sort of control. And even then it's pretty mild.

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    20. Re:Four drinks a day? by DogBotherer · · Score: 1

      One factor in prospensity to cirrhosis seems to be how much coffee you drink ("at least two cups daily can translate to...an 80% drop in liver cirrhosis risk" - http://www.webmd.com/content/Article/80/96454.htm ). One instance where two "wrongs" do make a right?

    21. Re:Four drinks a day? by Bazer · · Score: 1

      There is of course huge variation with the Russians in the tops of alcohol tolerance.

      I remember an anecdote about a Russian delegation received by a French employee.
      The first evening they had a party in Russian style.
      The next morning all Russians got up, shaved, dressed up and took about their business.
      The Frenchman had been taken to the morgue in a plastic bag.

    22. Re:Four drinks a day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the question is WHAT are you drinking... American beer? May as well tripple the quantity for that stuff. What do american beer, and sex in a canoe have in common? They are both F*cking near water!

    23. Re:Four drinks a day? by N3Z · · Score: 1

      Sooo, are you hiring?

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    24. Re:Four drinks a day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. 8 - 10 beers a day, here. I've even had some days where I alone have had 15 in day.

      Anyone else here do 8 or more daily?

  6. Is that why beer bellies live so long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that why beer bellies live so long?

  7. Can't drink by Terminal+Saint · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wondered if they remembered to take into account people who don't drink because of pre-existing health conditions that result in shorter life spans. That's a variable they tend to forget in these studies...

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    1. Re:Can't drink by booyabazooka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also consider who can afford to drink regularly (and afford healthcare)... Or perhaps the simple confound that people who drink moderately tend to also take other things in moderation (cholesterol, smoking, etc.)

    2. Re:Can't drink by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wondered if they remembered to take into account people who don't drink because of pre-existing health conditions that result in shorter life spans.

      Yes. Well, sort of. They normalized for dietary habits, physical activity, and general health as they correlate to drinking and it resulted in a positive correlation, but it is unclear from the summary I read if that is the number reported or a smaller positive correlation. I suspect the latter. This article about the study also left out the difference between the European and American data and results. For Americans, three drinks was the point where the numbers no longer provided a benefit, probably because Americans are more likely to drink all of it at once and without food, rather than with meals.

    3. Re:Can't drink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe the correlation has another cause:

      Perhaps its the moderate overall lifestyle which lets people live longer, not their moderate drinking habits specifically...
      Perhaps modest people live longer _despite_ drinking moderate amounts of alcohol, not because of it.
      Just maybe..

    4. Re:Can't drink by silentounce · · Score: 1

      "For Americans, three drinks was the point where the numbers no longer provided a benefit, probably because Americans are more likely to drink all of it at once and without food, rather than with meals."

      I know, I know, don't feed the trolls. But you're basing that on what exactly?

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    5. Re:Can't drink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention recovering alcoholics with ruined internal organs. In my experience people who don't drink at all through personal choice are decidedly in the minority - most teetotalers are people who can't drink, not people who don't.

    6. Re:Can't drink by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I know, I know, don't feed the trolls. But you're basing that on what exactly?

      I was paraphrasing a quote from the study we're discussing. I'm not sure if they have hard data or if they're just making it up, but since they included eating habits in the data set, they may well have real support for this. I don't know because I haven't found a free copy of the actual study, only discussion of it.

    7. Re:Can't drink by drix · · Score: 1

      My background is in econ and I always find medical studies of this nature to be highly suspect, statistically speaking. Correlation and causality are too often conflated. The "drinking makes you live longer" meme is perhaps the worst offender. I haven't read the actual article (don't have access to the Archives of Internal Medicine), but I'd really like to see what sort of structure they imposed to obtain their results. My guess is, whatever their design, it's not enough; you could easily (as you have) concoct a scenario demonstrating potential selection bias, simultaneity, and/or omitted variables.

      In an increasing number of fields (including my own, as of about 10 years ago), the only thing that really passes for "proof" anymore is a double-blind or something similar like a quasi-experiment. Maybe when they figure out how to make the control taste like real booze, we'll finally figure this out. :-)

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    8. Re:Can't drink by Terminal+Saint · · Score: 1

      And sure enough, a little digging shows a significant history of exactly this error in past studies.
      Here's and example from March:
      http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/20 06/03/30/MNGMTI0B3U1.DTL

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  8. The things i do by Programmer_In_Traini · · Score: 4, Funny

    The things I do for my health ... *hic*

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  9. Makes me happy by WhatsAProGingrass · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good moods will help prevent a cold and alcohol will extend my lifespan. Good thing alcohol puts me in a good mood.

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    1. Re:Makes me happy by The-Bus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're probably not far off. I know some wines have health benefits, but I'm guessing the biggest benefit from moderate drinking is that the drinker is more relaxed: stress is certainly no friend to health.

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    2. Re:Makes me happy by FriendOfBagu · · Score: 1
      Good thing alcohol puts me in a good mood.
      There's nothing like a depressant to chase away the blues!
  10. Is this new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've heard this for years. Is this supposed to be new information?

  11. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like I will reach my 100th birthday

  12. Alcohol + what? by 80's+Greg · · Score: 1

    It would be interesting to find out what types of drinks this included, and / or what types yielded different results. For some reason I'm sure consuming the same amount of alcohol found in Absinthe is a lot more different than the same amount in wine or beer.

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    1. Re:Alcohol + what? by sRev · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or, is it that the behavior of enjoying a drink or two a day is correlated with something else that extends longevity (e.g., having more friends, being more relaxed and less stressed, etc.).

    2. Re:Alcohol + what? by silentounce · · Score: 1

      Ahhhhh ahhhhhhh!!
      The superlatives!!!!!
      Nooooo!

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    3. Re:Alcohol + what? by 80's+Greg · · Score: 1

      Exactly - the same way if drinking makes you more angry and upset, you could show how drinking shortens life span. It's really on an individual basis, but I think it's safe to say that having a few drinks every day will cheer most people up, which probably has a much greater affect of increasing longevity than the alcohol itself.

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    4. Re:Alcohol + what? by Nos. · · Score: 1

      When they talk about Blood Alcohol levels and drinks, I've usually seen them define a drink as one of:

      • 1.5 ounces of spirits at 40%
      • a standard bottle of beer (~600mL?)
      • a glass of wine (around 350-400mL I believe)

      So, depending on the percentage of alcohol in the absinthe, you could say a drink is anywhere from about .5 ounces to .75 ounces, give or take.

    5. Re:Alcohol + what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * a glass of wine (around 350-400mL I believe)

      Yoinks! That's a half bottle - 250ml is a *large* glass.

  13. Make up your mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last study I remember said more than 4 drinks a week and you had a "drinking problem"

    I'm off work tomorrow so I'll hit the gin tonight just to be safe.

    1. Re:Make up your mind by eln · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Clearly, from this study, if you're having 4 drinks a week, you DO have a drinking problem. Specifically, your problem is you aren't drinking enough.

    2. Re:Make up your mind by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure which is funnier: your comment or the fact it was moderated insightful.

  14. Huzzah! by metalligoth · · Score: 1

    To celebrate this study, I'm going to have a shot of Jameson Irish Whiskey!

  15. Finally by The+Anarchist+Avenge · · Score: 1

    Justification for drunken Quake!

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    1. Re:Finally by TacNuke · · Score: 1

      Best time I ever had playing Medal of Honor online was while intoxicated. (Probably the only way to enjoy it)

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    2. Re:Finally by The+Anarchist+Avenge · · Score: 0

      There's nothing like the combination of Quake1 deathmatch and a 12-pack of Blacklabel.

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  16. military & drinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Actually, if you join the military and are stationed in any Asian country, then you can drink. In the Philippines, bartenders dot no check the age of American soldiers.

    1. Re:military & drinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      In the Philippines, bartenders [do not] check the age of American soldiers.

      Fair enough. In the Philippines, American soldiers do not check the age of Philippino girls...

    2. Re:military & drinking by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      It doesn't much matter if they're soldiers or in the Philippines. American men don't check the age of asian girls.

      LK

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    3. Re:military & drinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you really mean to say is that most white men are really closet pedophiles ;)

    4. Re:military & drinking by Lord+Kano · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What you really mean to say is that most white men are really closet pedophiles ;)

      I guess you hadn't noticed that not all American men are white.

      LK

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    5. Re:military & drinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you say that?

    6. Re:military & drinking by inf0rmer · · Score: 0

      Ahh yes, but some of the girls may not be girls, which may not matter depending on how many drinks you've had...

    7. Re:military & drinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, in the Philippines, do they check the ages of the Filipina girls?

  17. Chance of death by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    So the original chance of death is 100%, this reduces it by 18%, so that means that 18 our of every 100 people who drink 4 drinks a day will be immortal?

    I see how it started now. In the end there can be only one.

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    1. Re:Chance of death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, the DM thought of this ahead of time. You have to roll that save vs. fortitude every day, as opposed to a single roll. :(

  18. I am INVINCIBLE! by Thansal · · Score: 1
    ...reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent

    So, I am 18% less likely to get shot?
    18% less likely to contract black death?
    18% less likely to bleed to death after stripping, and severing a major vein on a razor wire fence?

    AWSOME /me wanders off to find 4 bottles of rum.

    (what, they said 4 drinks!)
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    1. Re:I am INVINCIBLE! by Thansal · · Score: 1

      Use preview, close tags properly, post first, drink after.

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  19. Not surprising by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    I thought this was obvious given that Good Moods Prevent Colds

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  20. My rule... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I bottle of fine Fat Tire amber ale every week is enough to keep the gnomes away!

  21. Doing cocaine may extend your lifespan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A new Columbian study on the use of cocaine concluded that apparently doing cocaine in moderation (4 times a day for men and 2 times a day for women) can actually extend your lifespan.

    See your local cocaine dealer today!

    1. Re:Doing cocaine may extend your lifespan by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's "Colombia".

      If you're going to insult an entire country and its citizens, most of whom have never touched cocaine, at least have the decency to spell the name correctly.

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    2. Re:Doing cocaine may extend your lifespan by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      If you're going to insult an entire country and its citizens, most of whom have never touched cocaine, at least have the decency to spell the name correctly.

      Of course, a significant percentage of them have used Coca, just not Cocaine.

      I had a very tasty Coca Liqueur at a bar/nightclub show ("The Show") in Vegas early this year.

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    3. Re:Doing cocaine may extend your lifespan by MonkWB · · Score: 1

      If you're going to insult an entire country and its citizens, most of whom have never touched cocaine, at least have the decency to spell the name correctly.

      because spellings the most important part of his baseless attack. Sidetrack the discussion much?

    4. Re:Doing cocaine may extend your lifespan by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 1

      While my comment and his were admittedly off-topic and the mods are free to mark them as such, I have become very tired of people making insulting comments about Colombia who have never been there and know next to nothing about it. Yes, the country remains embroiled in a nasty civil war that has been going on for decades, and there have been many problems in the past. But the fact is that the old cartels are a thing of the past and the country is on the rebound as evidenced by the growing strength of the Colombian Peso against the Dollar. It's a beautiful country with some of the most diverse landscapes on the continent populated by people who are by and large honest, hard working and fun loving.

      The U.S. stereotypes about Colombia are at best misinformed and at their worst very insulting to the many, many good people who call it their home.

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  22. So let me get this straight by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
    If I drink a lot of red wine,
    and half-starve myself,
    and stay out of the sunlight,
    and smoke copious amounts of pot,
    and drink lots of espresso and tea...

    actually fuck it, I don't care how long I live, whatever time I have will be really goddammed fun.

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  23. From any cause by mfender9 · · Score: 1
    From TFA: drinking a moderate amount of alcohol -- up to four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in women -- reduces the risk of death from any cause

    Even car crashes..?

    1. Re:From any cause by Thansal · · Score: 1

      Sadely, yes.

      Drunks don't die in crashes, they kill other people.

      Suposedly this has something to do with thm being more relaxed. (admitedly, there is a good chance this is smiply an urban legend, as I can find no data for or against it)

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    2. Re:From any cause by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      As long as you are not as drunk as this guy.

    3. Re:From any cause by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Even car crashes..?

      Possibly, because reasonably intelligent people will be less likely to be out in a car when they're drinking. Staying home, or staying at the bar for a while, that sort of thing. You're in a car far more on an evening of shopping than an evening with a case of beer plunked in front of the TV watching hockey.

      Of course, this doesn't account for the idiots who get behind the wheel after drinking...

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    4. Re:From any cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And actually even if you are driving slightly intoxicated. People tend to drive more carefully after couple of drinks. Even though your reactions are slighty slower, you are less likely to crash.

  24. Worldwide Recommendations... by 80's+Greg · · Score: 2, Informative

    Check out the worldwide recommendations for drinking. Currenty (as far as this chart is concerned), the # of drinks men should consume is "no more than two drinks per day", and "no more than one drink per day" for women.

    http://www.drinkingandyou.com/site/uk/biggy.htm

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  25. breaking news! by Ogive17 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is only the 10,000th study done (this year) on this subject stating some good can come from drinking in moderation!

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  26. 906,000 people lived! by onion2k · · Score: 1

    A study on over 1 million drinkers and 94,000 deaths

    That's 906,000 people who didn't die! Pretty much 9 out of 10. I like those odds!

  27. Reduce chance of death? by endianx · · Score: 2, Funny

    According to the data, drinking a moderate amount of alcohol -- up to four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in women -- reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent, the team reports in the Archives of Internal Medicine. Will it reduce my chances of dying after being hit by a bus by 18%?
    1. Re:Reduce chance of death? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In New York City alone, a man is hit by a bus every 15 seconds...


      He is not expected to live.

  28. waste of a study by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh good, another one of these studies. Alcohol can cause everything from nerve damage to throat cancer according to pretty much every other study there is. Hmm let's see, it kills bacteria on contact, burns when put on your membranes or other unprotected tissue because it basically destroys organic material, and is flammable yet indigestible and a cup of it pure will kill you...yup sounds perfectly safe, even GOOD FOR YOU! Total bullshit. It's like taking sleeping pills every single day for the rest of your life. It's horrible for you in the long run and will cause massive damage through nickle and diming your body to death. If you had four drinks a day like it said, not only would your liver would be toast but you'd be a stupid, idiotic, and probably abusive person to live with, everyone would hate you, you'd lose your job, get arrested, not remember any of that, and have severe brain and nerve damage. Just google "alcohol related problems" or "alcohol damage study" and you'll find about 10 articles telling the truth for every 1 of these BS ones. Btw the real most dangerous thing about drinking is doing it around me cuz you'll get hurt.

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    1. Re:waste of a study by crabpeople · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow buddy, you sound streesed. How about a drink?

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    2. Re:waste of a study by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 1

      How much you want to bet that he is slurring his words and waving his hands furiously as he reads this post back to himself?

    3. Re:waste of a study by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      > Btw the real most dangerous thing about drinking is doing it around me cuz you'll get hurt.

      How's it feel to go through life terrified that someone else--or worse, you--might have fun?

    4. Re:waste of a study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa, somebody needs to calm down a bit. Here, have a drink ...

    5. Re:waste of a study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know about you, but I prefer to go through life with kickass, sober fun and remembering it, rather than inebriated "fun" and not recalling a damn thing.

    6. Re:waste of a study by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Btw the real most dangerous thing about drinking is doing it around me cuz you'll get hurt.

      This looks to me like an actionable threat. Someday you're going to let something like this slip out of your mouth in public and someone is going to not just clean your clock, but take the fucker apart.

      I just hope I'm there to point and laugh.

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    7. Re:waste of a study by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      Hmm let's see, it kills bacteria on contact, burns when put on your membranes or other unprotected tissue because it basically destroys organic material, and is flammable yet indigestible and a cup of it pure will kill you...yup sounds perfectly safe,

      Can you provide cites to show anything to back this up? Specifically, that the "burning" sensation is it "destroy(ing) organic material", that it's indigestible, and that a cup of it will kill you?

      Reason I ask, is that I looked up the LD50 for ethyl alcohol, can't find one for humans but I do find: LD50/LC50: CAS# 64-17-5: Oral, mouse: LD50 = 3450 mg/kg; Oral, rabbit: LD50 = 6300 mg/kg; Oral, rat: LD50 = 7060 mg/kg; So even if we're most like mice, let's say you weigh 100kg. So the LD50 for you (dose to cause lethality in 50% of the population, but of course you know that since you're throwing stats around, right?), let's see. 3450 mg/kg. times 100kg, is 345,000mg to have a 50% chance of killing you. 345 grams. This is 95% pure alcohol; industrial strength, most booze is right around 40%. But let's say you got "a cup" of pure alcohol. 1 cup is 236 milliliters. The specific gravity of ethanol is .789, so one cup of pure alcohol would be 186 grams of alcohol. 186 is significantly less than 345, in fact it's almost exactly half. So. If you drank a PINT of pure ethanol, it has a 50% chance of killing you. But remember, most booze is only 40%, so that's 2.5 pints you'd need, to have a 50% chance of killing you.

      I can only conclude, then, that you pulled this, and probably the rest of your "facts", from somewhere dark and smelly in the immediate vicinity of your chair. Rounding errors and the question of the LD50 of ethanol in humans are the only wiggle room I'm seeing with my figures here, but we're at a heck of a lot more than "a cup of it will kill you".

    8. Re:waste of a study by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      This looks to me like an actionable threat. Someday you're going to let something like this slip out of your mouth in public and someone is going to not just clean your clock, but take the fucker apart.

      Amazing. I suppose it had to happen eventually, but I just had to mention that drinkypoo and I are actually agreeing on something. No point, just an observation.

      The reality of this situation could very well be that people who learn how to relax, might do it by drinking. They're happier because they relax by this, or other means. The parent to drinky's post is a good example of someone who needs to relax a bit or he's gonna die young, either through doing somethign stupid, or just by eating himself up with stress.

    9. Re:waste of a study by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0, Troll

      hahahahahahahahaha me vs some drunk person....man, if you could see me, you'd be laughing. I can beat up most people that aren't drunk, let alone someone that's "lagging with a ping of 500+" lol. As for the rest of you alcoholics trying to feel better about yourselves by posting, I'll tell you as an outside observer that drunk people are ANNOYING. My dad's a DJ so we do lots of wedding with stupid drunks and they really piss me off. If you have to act like that to "have fun" as was mentioned above, you need serious help. That's like psychologist and Zoloft/Paxil scale problems with social anxiety disorder etc. And don't say that nobody's like that cuz more people than you want to admit can't go to a social event without getting drunk. Now follow your damn 12 step AA program and don't mod this down ya jerks, you're just making drunks look worse (if that's even possible)

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    10. Re:waste of a study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, I see your mistake. You've based all your opinions on alcohol on the most visible annoying drunks, so you think everyone who drinks is like that. Judging by your boasting and poor grammar I'd say you're about 13; hopefully once you grow up a little you'll realize things aren't quite that black and white.

    11. Re:waste of a study by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you keep believing that. Dumbass. I've read DOZENS of studies that show the beneficial effects of alcohol--even showing that despite "killing brain cells" it actually delays the onset of age-related cognative decline (in women anyway--they're testing to see if the same holds true for men.) And no, it's not JUST red wine--they've found beneficial effects from beer and hard liquor as well.

      a cup of it pure will kill you 1. Bullshit. That's only the equivalent of 15 shots. (A shot glass is 1.5 fluid ounces. One cup is 8 fluid ounces. Hard liquor is usually 80 proof/40% alcohol. Do the math--15 shots is the equivalent of one cup of pure alcohol.) The vast majority of the population can take 15 shots without dying. Taken by someone with a moderate alcohol tolerance while on a full stomach over the course of, say, an hour, they might be able to do without even passing out.

      2. Even if it was true, it doesn't matter. A cup of pure salt is probably just as harmful to your health as pure alcohol--perhaps moreso. And hey, salt kills many kinds of bateria on contact AND it causes that same burning sensation! Yet, it would be retarded (actually quite fatal) to argue that we shouldn't eat any salt at all. The article is about MODERATE DRINKING, not downing 15 shots a day. They even acknowledge the fact that yes, heavy drinking does kill you faster. But moderate drinking does the opposite, and every study I've read confirms this fact. If you want to claim otherwise, why don't you cite your sources?

    12. Re:waste of a study by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      My dad's a DJ so we do lots of wedding with stupid drunks and they really piss me off.

      Well, maybe you should come to the realization that you and your daddy are being supported by these "stupid drunks".

      Personally, my father is an alcoholic, but I am mature enough to understand that some people can drink and it's okay. (He's been dry for a couple years now.) Believing that people fall into two camps, the stupid and the sober, is a false dichotomy. But you probably haven't figured out how to work your Pull-Ups training pants yet, so I guess I can forgive your inability to reason.

      Finally, I don't really condone violence - violence begets violence - but I sincerely hope that if you ever do try to kick someone's ass for drinking, that it's mine. I've successfully broken up more fights while I've been drunk than you've probably seen. I'm not afraid of you, boy.

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    13. Re:waste of a study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had four drinks a day like it said, not only would your liver would be toast but you'd be a stupid, idiotic, and probably abusive person to live with, everyone would hate you

      ...

      Btw the real most dangerous thing about drinking is doing it around me cuz you'll get hurt.

      At least the person being idiotic, stupid, repetitive, and abusive is intoxicated. What's your excuse?

  29. The old correlation--causation confusion by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Well, that would be *excellent*, I love a glass of wine or three a day. A beer or two on a hot day is just heavenly.

    But unfortunately the correlation may not imply causation. i.e. people who live longer drink more, but not vice-versa.

    • Maybe really sick people don't drink as much.
    • Maybe the people that have four drinks a day have to be quite healthy to keep that up day after day after day.
    • Maybe drinking keeps them off the streets, or out of other dangerous places.
    • Maybe all the 4-drink-a-day people have died already and were not around for a survey.

    Lotsa possible ways to spoil things.

    1. Re:The old correlation--causation confusion by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Well, that would be *excellent*, I love a glass of wine or three a day. A beer or two on a hot day is just heavenly.

      Damn straight.

      But unfortunately the correlation may not imply causation.

      Holy crap! You got that quote right. No one ever does that.

      Maybe really sick people don't drink as much. Maybe the people that have four drinks a day have to be quite healthy to keep that up day after day after day.

      As to these two points, they claim to have normalized for the correlation between general health and drinking and still shown a positive correlation (it's unclear if this is the numbers they gave the press or if it is a lower number).

      Maybe drinking keeps them off the streets, or out of other dangerous places.

      Heh, I imagine drinking keeps me in more dangerous places rather than away from them. Between drive by shootings at clubs, all the cigarette smoke, and all the bar fights, I'd be surprised if the correlation went that way.

      Maybe all the 4-drink-a-day people have died already and were not around for a survey.

      This was composite data from many studies, but not generally survey data. It included mortality rates.

      Lotsa possible ways to spoil things.

      True enough. This particular article was more than a little off, from my quick look at other info on this study. They defined a drink as 10 grams of ethanol, much lower than the average drink in the US which weighs in at 14 grams. They also showed a difference between the US and Europe on top of that, with the positive effects evening out at three drinks in the US, not four. So that ends up about 2 real drinks in the US a day. It also suggests the possibility that drinking with meals throughout the day, rather than all at once is much, much better for you.

      It would certainly be a mistake to take this article or this study as gospel, but the study itself is not showing anything surprising or new. A few drinks a day with meals is probably beneficial to men and not harmful to women. Hard core drinking is probably terrible for either, but I don't think any of us have ever woken up, opened the car door, and heaved onto the pavement, then went in search of the nearest place to acquire coffee, water, and aspirin have had any illusions that it was going to improve our long term health.

    2. Re:The old correlation--causation confusion by Woldry · · Score: 1

      I'll add one more way things could be spoiled: I don't see any mention in the article that they corrected for age. Maybe older adults drink less, and (being older) die sooner, while the young (who are perhaps more likely to drink more) survive for the simple fact of their youth (or is that what you meant by your 4th bullet point?)

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    3. Re:The old correlation--causation confusion by kevinx · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps 4 more glasses of wine means 4 less glasses of soda.

    4. Re:The old correlation--causation confusion by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      Correlation may not imply causation?

      -- true, but it's highly correlated with causation.

    5. Re:The old correlation--causation confusion by Rupert · · Score: 1

      Studies of this kind are often skewed by the presence of recovering alcoholics, who have poor health due to previous overindulgence but who don't drink at all.

      I'm going to continue to cite the Australian study of some years ago that concluded it was safe for men to drink 56 units per week. Not because it's necessarily true, but because that's how much I drink.

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    6. Re:The old correlation--causation confusion by OriginalArlen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      unfortunately the correlation may not imply causation. i.e. people who live longer drink more, but not vice-versa. You are correct, Sir. Clearly, further research is indicated. Cheers! :)
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    7. Re:The old correlation--causation confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm. People who live longer are older when they die. What correcting for age do you need to do? Did you really think that they concluded that young people have longer to live than old people and put the reason down to old people drinking less, did you?

    8. Re:The old correlation--causation confusion by advid.net · · Score: 1
      Correlation does not imply causation
      Confusing Cause and Effect is a fallacy that has the following general form:

      1. A and B regularly occur together.
      2. Therefore A is the cause of B.

      That's false of course, as the conclusion of this study!

      As parent post says...

      Some people manage to drink alcohol in moderation. Obviously they will have in general better habits than those who drink more or even than those who don't drink at all for some over reason than caring about health.

      Such better habits lead to greater lifespan.
      Nothing to do with alcohol itself.

      As pointed here, effect of normalization to compensate dietetary habits is not detailled. Go figure.

    9. Re:The old correlation--causation confusion by Woldry · · Score: 1

      The article isn't clear (and neither is the PubMed abstract on the study itself -- search for 17159008 to get the exact abstract), but after reading the abstract, I think TFA's headline is misleading. The study doesn't in fact seem to have addressed longevity, it addressed risk of death -- not the same thing at all. One's risk of death is higher the older the one gets. One's longevity is also higher the older one gets. However, a reduced risk of death over a particular span of years does not necessarily translate to a longer life.

      So I'll rephrase my question: In the various studies they meta-analyzed, were the ages of the participants comparable?

      A hypothetical situation: Say one group studied (with a high drinking rate and a relatively low risk of death) is aged 20-40, one group (with very high drinking rate and a fairly high risk of death) is aged 20-25, one group (with moderate drinking and a moderate risk of death) aged 30-50, and one group (with virtually no drinking and a very high risk of death) aged 60-80. A meta-analysis of these three studies that did NOT correct for age would show the results touted by TFA, but those results would be badly skewed.

      It's entirely possible -- likely, even, I hope -- that this meta-analysis did in fact correct for age. But neither TFA nor the abstract addresses that question, alas. (The abstract does mention "adjusted and non-adjusted data", but isn't clear on what adjusting they did.)

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    10. Re:The old correlation--causation confusion by Woldry · · Score: 1

      So you're suggesting that causation causes correlation?

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  30. W.C. Fields by Non-CleverNickName · · Score: 0

    To quote the comedian/heavy drinker, W.C. Fields, someone once asked him why he doesn't drink more water...his reply was "Because fish fuck in it."

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  31. Backwoods Cough Medicine.. by vmfedor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where I live, people still make their own moonshine in their basement. My manager told me that when she starts feeling a cold coming on, she'll take a shot or two of that nasty stuff at night and then wake up feeling great. But I guess when you're drinking stuff that is used for sterilization it's not surprising. :) However, I'm curious as to whether or not the "healing effects" are lessened if you don't manage to drink every day, sort of like when you stop taking antibiotics prematurely. Chock one up to good old fashioned redneck ingenuity. :P

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    I like my women how I like my sugar.. granulated.

    1. Re:Backwoods Cough Medicine.. by mjwx · · Score: 0

      Radiation is bad but we irradiate people to cure cancer, well we irradiate the cancer cells anyway Its called Chemotherapy. We give young children extremely mild cases of diseases such as polio, mumps, measles and rubella to bolster their immune systems, its called a vaccination.

      My point and the parents point is that although something is harmful, it can be used in controlled doses to help. With alcohol, it will bolster your immune system by giving it a controlled amount of extremely mild toxins to process, its like a treadmill for your liver.

      We Australians embraced these findings years ago.

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    2. Re:Backwoods Cough Medicine.. by Kelson · · Score: 1
      Radiation is bad but we irradiate people to cure cancer, well we irradiate the cancer cells anyway Its called Chemotherapy.

      No, it's called radiation therapy. Chemotherapy uses chemicals -- essentially you give the person enough poison to make them horribly sick, but not enough to actually kill them, and hope it's enough to kill off the cancer cells before it's too late to recover from the chemo.

  32. Ahem... ANY cause? by slackmaster2000 · · Score: 1

    Does drinking more reduce my chances of dying from drinking and driving by 18%? Practice makes perfect!

    1. Re:Ahem... ANY cause? by White+Yeti · · Score: 1

      More importantly, does it reduce one's chances of being offed by a chainsaw-wielding maniac? Hollywood says otherwise.

  33. Obligatory Simpsons quote by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Homer: "To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"

  34. Stats 101... by Dzimas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Correlation does not imply causation. All we can say is that "people who drink a bit of alcohol tend to live longer," not that alcohol prolongs their lives. It could be that these individuals take the time to socialize and de-stress, which causes them to live longer. Or perhaps there are financial factors at play: someone who can afford to drink three or four bottles of wine a week is not likely to be living in abject poverty. Of course, it could also be that anti-oxidant properties of the beverages have a positive effect as well.

    1. Re:Stats 101... by KokorHekkus · · Score: 1

      ...or simply that traditionally wine making countries have very different diet and eating patterns. Just agreeing with you that it's not clear which factor it is.

    2. Re:Stats 101... by turing_m · · Score: 1

      Seeing that posts like this predominate redeems my faith in \. (Or at least my faith in the commentariat. The signal to noise ratio of the posted articles is a lot worse. Between slashvertisements, FUD, and "news" that is years old, the SNR seems a lot lower.) Unfortunately, I can already hear this article being loaded into the mental arsenal of alcoholics everywhere... I'm drinking for health reasons, STUDIES PROVE IT!

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    3. Re:Stats 101... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Correlation does not imply causation.

      Actually, correlation frequently implies causation. Much of science is looking at correlations and testing to find corresponding causations. Correlation does not necessarily imply a given causation. You are correct in so much as this study does not provide any proof that drinking will cause you to live longer. It was, however, normalized for several other strong correlations, such as medical conditions and dietary habits. If you're looking to live longer, drinking a few drinks a day may help or it may not. I think it's worth a shot, but I was going to do it anyway.

    4. Re:Stats 101... by adrianmonk · · Score: 1
      Or perhaps there are financial factors at play: someone who can afford to drink three or four bottles of wine a week is not likely to be living in abject poverty.

      Hahahaha!! You write this as if you think there aren't lots of poor people out there who spend money on all kinds of crap they can't really afford. Do really think that when it comes down to rent which isn't due for 3 weeks vs. alcohol tonight, that most people are responsible enough to choose rent? Not all poor people are this way certainly, but a lot of people are poor because they can't, no won't, manage their money reasonably and constantly make stupid choices about how to spend it.

    5. Re:Stats 101... by Yogs · · Score: 1

      Still, you should ask, what's a reasonable third factor? One important, but very difficult to measure factor in health and longevity, is how much a person stresses things. The correlation given here between light to moderate drinking and longevity seems to me to be a natural expression of this. In the absence of specifics about what's particularly healthy about metabolizing ethanol, that's what I'm chocking this up to.

      In detail:
      For many who strictly avoid alchohol it's a dogma, and whether it's a particularly hard dogma for that person to follow or not, it suggests to me that person is more likely to be dogmatic in other ways and at least some aspects of their dogmatism will create stress when they meet with reality. Drinking heavily suggests an avoidance pattern to an underlying stressor, so they rarely or never clear the underlying stressors, and in spite of the drinking, live a stress filled life. Plus, it kills your liver.

      The reason for the difference between beer/wine and hard licquor? People will drink beer/wine with meals, not so much with hard licquor so even with equivalent consumption the licquor drinker's blood alchohol level spikes higher and does more underlying damage. Plus, it seems from my personal experience that licquor hits you quicker. That speed would make it even more inviting for avoidance drinkers.

      So, my message?
      I doubt alchohol is health food, but as long as you're not drinking a lot at once, or drinking to avoid something (be honest with yourself here!), I wouldn't worry about it.

  35. Vague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a lot in the study that's vague.

    What is "risk of death"? As was pointed out in a previous comment, it's unlikely that 18% of alcohol drinkers are immortal. Is this "risk of death" averaged over the course of a person's lifetime? Is a college student, who drinks socially on weekends, less likely to die than a parent of young children, who stays home on weekends and doesn't drink. What about socioeconomic factors? If you can afford a glass of wine with your lunch does that also mean that you can afford preventative health care?

    And what about the "death from any cause"? I could see how alcohol might affect lipid metabolism which might affect heart disease. But does drinking alcohol lower one's risk of getting struck by lightening? I'm not seeing a direct mechanism there. And what about individual variation? Does drinking alcohol increase the risk of certain types of death while decreasing the risk of other types of death? In that case, whether drinking alcohol was beneficial might depend on what types of death a specific person was most at risk for.

  36. Riddle me this... by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

    Why aren't 18-20 year olds voting as a block to change the drinking laws?

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    1. Re:Riddle me this... by josecanuc · · Score: 1
      Why aren't 18-20 year olds voting as a block to change the drinking laws?

      Because changing drinking laws doesn't come up for a vote directly. And if no candidate has a position on it, how do you know what you're voting on?

      Because we (voters) vote for persons to represent us in the Congress, what we need to do is inform our representatives of our desires. That is the way the system is supposed to work. If everyone (or near everyone) made known to their representatives in Congress what their wishes are, then maybe those reps would be better able to represent us. AND they would likely have a better idea of WHY they were voted out when they ignored their constituents.

    2. Re:Riddle me this... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Because they're vastly outnumbered by the Baby Boomers and their parents who would love nothing better than to punish the people who have what they most wish they still did, youth.

      LK

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    3. Re:Riddle me this... by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Bzzt. The ones motivated enough to organize a vote are motivated enough to get booze anyway. In an ideal, rational, educated system, you'd be right. But we're talking young folks who are busy trying to get a buzz and don't have time for fancy schmancy politics. (don't take offense. I'm just yanking your chain)

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    4. Re:Riddle me this... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      1) 18-24 year olds in general are one of the most politically apathetic groups in the country.
      2) For most 18-20 year olds, it's much easier to obtain booze illegally than it is to change the drinking age laws.
      3) There are so many old people who think the 21 drinking age is a good thing that they can completely outvote 18-20 year olds.
      4) Due to #3, running on lowering the drinking age is political suicide, so candidates who champion this issue never make it to the ballot.
      5) Due to #4, 18-20 year olds can't vote for a candidate who supports their issues and views. So they don't vote at all, causing #1.

    5. Re:Riddle me this... by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're probably too hung over.

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    6. Re:Riddle me this... by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      With all the close elections lately, #3 isn't isn't the certainty it once was. But you certainly get a gold star for #1 & #2.

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  37. So... by wumpus188 · · Score: 0

    If I would drink while reading Slashdot.. would it improve my immune system and .. would JavaScript get more respect ?

  38. 4 drinks a day? by bucktug · · Score: 1

    Normally I have one or two a week... Time for me to play catch up.

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  39. Your conclusions are erroneous by CranberryKing · · Score: 1

    Plus your wrong.

    This study has been "revealed" too many times lately. Nonetheless it is completely true. Many things considered poison can be good for health in the correct quantities and vice-versa. Try technical scuba diving; oxygen becomes poisonous. A small amount of cayenne pepper every day is great for your circulation, doesn't mean I want to drink an entire bottle in one sitting.

    Plus alcohol helps LOTS of people relax; something you probably should consider..

    Belive it.

  40. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many times do they have to announce this?

  41. Lower the drinking age, raise the driving age. by Vellmont · · Score: 1

    The drinking age was raised to 21 because of an increased risk from young people drinking and driving. For
    some reason Congress decided to raise the drinking age to 21, and do nothing with the driving age. (Yes I know it was state legislatures that did it, but it was essentially a MAJOR push by the US Congress by removing highway funds if they didn't).

    Frankly I think this was backwards. Peoples first experience with alcohol tends to be underage drinking (away from the protection of parents), or after they're adults (same deal). A lot of people tend to go overboard when they either first start drinking, legal age or otherwise. They also tend to have drivers licenses at the time, since the driving age is 16, and even lower at 14 in some states. That combination is not particularly smart.

    Personally I think we should lower the drinking age to 16, so first drinking experiences can be under the protection of parents, and raise the driving age to 18. I doubt it'll ever happen since the religious right will cry foul about letting children drink (even beer and wine let's say), and middle america will cry foul because they don't want to drive their kids around because they can't get a license.

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  42. Offtopic, but amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Once lived in a dorm that was co-ed by door, and was awakened one night by a drunken female staggering in my door and flopping down next to me in bed...She'd gotten off on the wrong floor from the elevator, and had mistaken my room for her room. I don't know who the hell she thought I was...Anyway...Being a chivalrous geek, I just rolled over and went back to sleep...I assumed that she would understand the nature of her mistake upon awakening, and maybe, I don't know, invite me to breakfast or something.

    Three hours later I was standing in the hall with no shirt, after being thrown out of my own room by a still-drunk girl who was convinced that I'd sneaked into her room in the night! One of my floormates called campus security (probably for their own amusement), and the whole thing ended up being written up (in garbled form) as a security report in the campus paper.

    Not only did I not get breakfast, poor girl was so humiliated by the whole incident that she avoided me until I transferred 18 months later.

    I think the moral is either: Don't drink the punch, or Let sleeping geeks lie.

    1. Re:Offtopic, but amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You should have brought *her* breakfast.

      And, likely, a bucket.

    2. Re:Offtopic, but amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But as long as you hold their hair while their face is in the bucket, it works out well in the end because "you're so caring!"

    3. Re:Offtopic, but amusing by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the moral is either: Don't drink the punch, or Let sleeping geeks lie.

      Or lock your door.

  43. 18 percent? by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

    Isn't the "risk of death from any cause" pretty much always 100%?

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  44. There was something about Correlation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    .. and Causation. Apparently the two are not the same, despite the wording on the MSNBC page.

    It's entirely likely that the conditions that would result in someone drinking moderatly every day would also result in better health DESPITE the alcohol. For example, poor people without health care probably can't afford to drink wine with meals. They might live shorter lives, but to say it's because they aren't getting the alcohol is a huge leap of faith.

    This is not to disparage any real health effects of alcohol or some alcoholic beverages... it's just to say that to draw any conclusions from such an uncontrolled experiement is stupid and unscientific.

    http://archinte.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/abstract/ 166/22/2437

    If this is the study referenced, it doesn't look like any of those factors were addressed... I don't know HOW they can say that such correlations prove anything.

  45. Mod up parent by John+Jamieson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is amazing(troubling) the number of studies that leave out the reason for not drinking. To read the article and not see any mention of controls on reason for abstaining raises BIG question marks in my mind.

    This would not just apply to alcohol. If there was a study on Caffine, I would want the abstainers not to have chosen to refrain. Why? if the caffine leaves them feeling bad enough to quit they are already tangebly different than the average person.

    1. Re:Mod up parent by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      To read the article and not see any mention of controls on reason for abstaining raises BIG question marks in my mind.

      It did the same thing for me. Before I posted here, however, I went to Google to find a better article. The study does take into account several normalizing factors, although I've yet to see an article that has good specifics. Blame the press for not wanting to confuse us with facts, not the study which none of us have probably read.

  46. Too much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have been drinking too much . . . or not enough. I am not really sure. The point is: you have not been drinking the right amount.

  47. What if I drink 10+ drinks once a week? by PoisenLoaf · · Score: 1

    Ok, so what about people in my case? I typically do not during the week at all but I do go out with friends about once, maybe twice a week, on the weekend to yuk it up and we can put away anywhere from six to a dozen drinks (usually hard alcohol) in a 5-6 hour period. And judging by some of the bars we go to, some of those drinks have more than the 1.5 oz shot that quantifies a drink.

    I'd say this has been my pattern for the past 4-5 years (I'm 29).

    So I guess my question is, is what I'm doing worse for my health than drinking a steady 3-4 drinks a day, every day? The every day thing I think is key. The warnings on Tylenol have alcohol warnings but they mention people who drink 3+ drinks EVERY day - not the person who binge drinks once a week or so.

    1. Re:What if I drink 10+ drinks once a week? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are seriously asking this question? Or just being deliberately dense?

      If you are being serious, then yes you are hurting yourself, and are not going to end up on the correlation plot in this study.

      Look up "binge drinking" and see how that fits your description of your actions.

    2. Re:What if I drink 10+ drinks once a week? by prgrmr · · Score: 1

      is what I'm doing worse for my health

      Yes, to the point where you are a perfect candidate for life insurance. I'm thinking a ten year policy will do. If you e-mail me your full name, address, and next of kin, I'll even make them co-beneficiaries.

  48. Fun by petehead · · Score: 1

    My own experiments have shown that drinking moderatly is directly proportional to fun. It is no surprise to me that having fun leads to longer life.

  49. That's good news! by gusmao · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    That's exactly how many drinks I have per day. I mean, I always have 28 drinks in one night of the week, but I'm completely sober the other 6 days!

    I knew I didn't have a problem... In your face AA!!

  50. Anyone ask... Why? by not+already+in+use · · Score: 1

    What's funny is the article never states how or why it increases the chance of survival, just that it does.

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  51. Alcoholism different from drinking in moderation by KokorHekkus · · Score: 1

    For example Merriam-Webster says that alcoholism is "continued excessive or compulsive use of alcoholic drinks" and I belive most of us would agree. So the study isn't about alcoholism unless you want to be someone who makes specious arguments. And it's not like it's really new findings that wine consumption could be benefitial.

  52. Different types of alcohol! So which one is it? by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The one thing that these types of articles always seem to do is to lump all types of alcohol together although there are several different types of alcohol sources. I'm not a connoisseur by any stretch, but I've heard from people who are in the medical profession that the body reacts very differently to different types of alcohol and that different types have different health benefits.

    As I understand it, and I have full confidence in the Slashdot crowd to let me know if I'm wrong, red wine alcohol comes from the sugar fermentation of red grapes and contains quite a bit of healthy anti-oxidants. White wine, on the other hand, contains far fewer anti-oxidants and therefore does not have the health benefits of red wine. In fact, the anti-oxidants entry on Wikipedia also makes this claim. Conversely, the alcohol in harder drinks like whiskey is grain-based alcohol that generally has little health benefits, not including its ability to wipe out the weaker brain cells. ;)

    Friends of mine who are very much into drinking and partying have said from their own experience that the alcohol buzz from sources like grapes is vastly different and impacts them differently than the grain alcohol in harder drinks. (Yes, I'm aware that the smart-ass responses to that almost write themselves.)

    But even a friend's mom who is a registered nurse got on his case one time when he got plastered from a combination of wine and spirits, claiming that, "Mixing those types of alcohol together is incredibly dangerous!"

    Again, as one not involved in the medical profession I can only make suppositions on all of this. But it does bother me how reports like this have a tendency of throwing around the generic term "alcohol" as though it encompasses all drinks when that should not necessarily be the case.

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  53. Already disproven... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you'll find that Finland disagrees with this study.

    1. Re:Already disproven... by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      Finland has an extreme culture of binge drinking. There's more than a slight difference between four glasses of wine a day to a bottle of vodka on the weekend.

  54. I'll be 18% happier if you buy me a drink. by thed00d · · Score: 1

    Not that I want to make an argument against drinking, I mean what would my best friend Jack D. think of me? BUT, couldn't this data also be interpreted to read 82% of those studied studied drank less? Or more than 18% of all studied suffered from clinical alcoholism - which is roughly defined as continued excessive or compulsive use of alcoholic drinks - and clinically defined as not being able to go without an alcoholic beverage for longer than a day? I could, then, possibly infer that 18% of those studied could just possibly be luckier than the rest of the population, and that it as nothing to do with the alcohol.

    The article didn't go into great detail on exactly how this was measured, only that it comprised of 34 larger studies. Personally, I think it's junk science, or a failing attempt to make or influence those prone to alcoholism become full blown alcoholics.

    I'll still continue to drink at my normal pace of getting piss drunk before my wife's family comes over, but pretty much not drinking at any other time. Just my 2 cents.

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  55. Polyphenols and wine by o'reor · · Score: 3, Insightful
    A few studies mentioned in this Wikipedia page tend to demonstrate that there could be a benefit in drinking red wine because of polyphenols. These studies have been wildly popular on "zis side of ze pond" particularly among wine traders and farmers. And doctors, too. My father, who has a heart disease, has been prescribed at least half a glass of red wine a day (which pisses him off, because he hates red wine !).

    Finding out who paid for these studies and the publicizing of their results, is another story... With alcohol and wine lobbies strongly rooted in the french political life, and recently getting into academic funding, you should always follow the money before you make your mind about these studies...

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    1. Re:Polyphenols and wine by russotto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the semi-Puritan US, where the government and talking heads really hate to say anything positive about alcohol, I take theories about polyphenols and flavenoids to largely be an attempt to conceal the conclusion that many studies keep pointing to. Namely, that there's benefit from alcohol consumption. And not just moderate (by US standards) consumption, but frequent consumption (moderate by European standards). The studies keep showing it, but the govt and talking heads still keep talking about alcohol like it's a bad thing and continue to say that there's no reason to increase your consumption.

      Not that polyphenols might not have a positive effect; only that it's likely small compared to the positive effect of alcohol.

    2. Re:Polyphenols and wine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are studies suggesting that resveratrol which is contained in red wine may have a life-prolonging effect (see the "References" section).

  56. Dang by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

    Things radically change a couple times a week for me.

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  57. Woah, culture shock! by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

    a standard bottle of beer (~600mL?) A standard bottle of beer in the US is 12 fluid ounces, or 354.89mL.
    That same bottle contains 0.6 fluid ounces of "pure" alcohol at 5%, the same as a 1.5 fluid ounce "shot" at 80 proof (40%).

    That means your (I'm assuming) European bottle of beer is actually 1.69 "drinks", at least how I understand it.
    I wish I could say I was only having 2 beers a day when it's closer to 3.4! ;)
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    1. Re:Woah, culture shock! by Nos. · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 12 ounces sounds right... I was trying to pull it from memory. Our (Canadian) beers are 12 ounces as well.

    2. Re:Woah, culture shock! by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1
      That means your (I'm assuming) European bottle of beer is actually 1.69 "drinks", at least how I understand it.
      I'm in the UK, and most bars serving American bottled beer (budweiser etc.) sell it in 330ml bottles, whereas quite a few of the more up-market imported European beers come in 630ml bottles. In practise most people drink pints (568ml, according to Wikipedia - not the same as a US pint) rather than bottles over here anyway though. The 'standard' cans that most people get in the shops and have in the house are almost always 500ml.
  58. Joyful life... by neax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    anything that we enjoy in moderation is good for us. I think that we live longer if we have fun and enjoy ourselves.

    Having a healthy outlook on life and enjoying good food, good drink and good times with others all help to contribute to this, whether it is over a drink, a meal or doing some activity; it does not really matter. The objective is to have a sense of achievement in our work and enjoy time with friends and family.

    I imagine that drowning your daily woes with a lonely depressed drink everyday would actually shorten your life. However, sitting out in the sun enjoying a glass of wine or a beer with your wife or your friends and just generally relaxing, enjoying life will help you live longer.

    My math says: Hard work + Fun (both in moderation...this is important)= Decrease stress = Joyful life = Live longer

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  59. But that means... by meeotch · · Score: 1

    ...I'm immortal!

  60. Ex-alcoholic by Terminus32 · · Score: 0

    I used to do stupid, copious ammounts of drink & drugs during dark times in my life; this isn't good promotion! I can't believe alcohol is legal & mushrooms aren't??!

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  61. Stay away from that O2, it is a killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Fact, pure oxygen will kill you very quickly indeed. So by your conclusion taking in oxygen is bad for you.

    Yes pure alcohol is dangerous but MANY substances we depend upon are dangerous when consumed pure or in a too large a dose. You can even be poisoned by drinking to much water.

    The simple fact is that living kills you. The entire process of living is killing you. The oxygen intake burns up your cells, but without it they would simply die as well.

    Living is the balance between dying now and dying some point in the future. Yes you can stop yourselve from being slowly damaged by oxygen but the side effects will be rather severe.

    Same with all these alcohol and other studies that say a dangerous substance is somehow also beneficial. The trick lies in finding the balance where the positive effects are stronger then the negative effects.

    This is offcourse very hard because there are so many effects to take into consideration. Worse they also change. Say X extends your life by 10 years. That would also give the sideffects ten more years in wich to manifest itself. Put it like this, say that taking my new drug is guarenteed to make your heart explode. Bad right? At some point past your 600th birthday. Ah, not so bad now right?

    Could alcohol induced cancer only manifest itself in people who would have been death anyway if they hadn't taken alcohol? It is not just a case of what disease alcohol causes but also wether you would have even been alive to get them in the first place without alcohol. Except offcourse it is not about YOU but about Mr Statistic, you know the dude, the one with 2.6 childeren.

  62. The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    ACLU is a wider-focus group that decides to not deal with the 2nd ammendment because the narrow-focus NRA is taking care of it.

    Instead of having a gun, I suggest that you study harder in school and move to a less crappy neighborhood.

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    1. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      ACLU is a wider-focus group that decides to not deal with the 2nd ammendment because the narrow-focus NRA is taking care of it.

      Bullshit. The ACLU holds the position that even though "the people" mentioned in other amendments applies to individuals, it is meant collectively in the 2nd amendment. Basically, the ACLU's position is that the government needed to guarantee its own right to be armed and put it into the bill of rights no less.

      LK

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    2. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of having a gun, I suggest that you study harder in school and move to a less crappy neighborhood.

      Because we all work at home, and nobody drives downtown for work anymore. As if white picket fences and "gated communities" meant safety. You're fooling yourself if you think you're any more or less safe in a "less crappy" neighborhood than you are in the ghetto. Theives don't like to rob poor people, and your 16 year old suburban daughter (who dresses like a whore) is just as much a target for rape (if not more so) than your average ghetto dwelling woman.

      Oh and people get car jacked sitting in their driveways all the time..uh huh.

      Get over yourself, seriously.

    3. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by bckrispi · · Score: 1
      Instead of having a gun, I suggest that you study harder in school and move to a less crappy neighborhood.
      Read the Declaration of Independance. Private gun ownership, as the Founders saw it, has little to naught to do with personal safety, and everything to do with keeping a power-hungry government in check.
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    4. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by ptbarnett · · Score: 2, Informative
      ACLU is a wider-focus group that decides to not deal with the 2nd ammendment because the narrow-focus NRA is taking care of it.

      The ACLU takes an active position against the individual-rights interpretation of the Second Amendment.

      http://www.aclu.org/police/gen/14523res20020304.ht ml

      They claim to be neutral, but their officially stated position is not:

      We believe that the constitutional right to bear arms is primarily a collective one, intended mainly to protect the right of the states to maintain militias to assure their own freedom and security against the central government.

    5. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by scotch · · Score: 1
      Do they actively fight the 2nd ammendment? Do the take cases against it? Do they fund those who fight the 2nd ammendment? If not, that's pretty neutral in my book. No, all they do is choose not to fight the 2nd ammendment, and a bunch of pansies hold that against them. I'm all for the 2nd ammendment, but they ACLU's position on it does not justify the crap in this thread.

      The rights the do fight for, e.g. most of the other amendments, and the dedication they have to those rights while "red-blooded" americans all over would rather trade freedom for security or for homogenity, that's what makes the ACLU an important group. They fight for the freedoms when no one else will.

      My YMCA doesn't actively support the 2nd ammendment either, only a gun nut would hold that against them.

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    6. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      Basically, the ACLU's position is that the government needed to guarantee its own right to be armed and put it into the bill of rights no less.


      This is inaccurate, because it presents "the government" as a single entity. The entirety of the Bill of Rights was crafted as guarantees against the federal government (including, but not limited to, the 2nd Amendment.) The ACLU position (and that of many others) is that the 2nd amendment was a guarantee against federal regulation that would take the ability to maintain an armed militia away from the states and thereby jeopardize the security and independence of the states.
    7. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      The ACLU position (and that of many others) is that the 2nd amendment was a guarantee against federal regulation that would take the ability to maintain an armed militia away from the states and thereby jeopardize the security and independence of the states.

      And that "position" is obviously politically motivated. None of the other occurances of "the people" is intended to confer a collective right, why would it in the second?

      This "position" was crafted because there are people who believe that the US would be a better place without guns in civilian hands and if they ignore the 2nd amendment they can accomplish a greater good without the pesky process of repealing it.

      The entirety of the Bill of Rights was crafted as guarantees against the federal government (including, but not limited to, the 2nd Amendment.)

      Not true. The 4th, 5th, 6th & 8th amendments are clearly aimed at state/local governments. And the 7th is most likely directed towards a lower level of government than federal.

      LK

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    8. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      And that "position" is obviously politically motivated.


      Its a political issue. Any position on it is, unquestionably, politically motivated.

      None of the other occurances of "the people" is intended to confer a collective right


      Every one of the other instances of "the people" in the Bill of Rights was intended to, and does, confer a right only enforceable against the federal government, or, IOW, a right which belongs largely to the states in that the power to act in the way it prohibits was reserved to them. Some, but not all, of the rights in the Bill of Rights were later applied against the states through the 14th Amendment.

      Not true. The 4th, 5th, 6th & 8th amendments are clearly aimed at state/local governments. And the 7th is most likely directed towards a lower level of government than federal.


      You are clearly ignorant of the history of the Constitution in general and the Bill of Rights in particular. All of those were aimed directly and solely at the federal government, they were based on reservations the states had in ratifying the Constitution without guarantees that the new federal government would not repeat the encroachments that had provoked the revolution. While certainly many people at the time would want similar rules to apply to their state governments, the federal Constitution was not the vehicle for that, state constitutions were (in fact, several of the state Constitutions already had similar protections and formed the model for some of those provisions in the federal Constitution.)

      The 7th Amendment, in particular, was not only not aimed at lower governments, its not even among the provisions applied to state governments later through the Due Process Clause of the 14th Amendment. If you have a right to trial by jury in civil cases (other than federal cases), it derives from state law, and probably kicks in at a much higher level than $20.
    9. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by jadavis · · Score: 1

      The ACLU position (and that of many others) is that the 2nd amendment was a guarantee against federal regulation that would take the ability to maintain an armed militia away from the states and thereby jeopardize the security and independence of the states.

      I think you have confused the 1st and 2nd. The 1st specifically applies to Congress, while the 2nd applies to "the people". Even if you take the ridiculous position that "the people" means "the states", the 14th extends that right to individuals, as well. If the 14th transfers rights (like speech) to the people, clearly it must transfer the right to keep and bear arms.

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    10. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      I think you have confused the 1st and 2nd.


      No, I haven't. What I've done is have some understanding of the history and context of the Constitution and Bill of Rights.

      The 1st specifically applies to Congress, while the 2nd applies to "the people".


      Again, your missing the forest while looking at the trees. The entire Constitution applies to define what actions the federal government may and may not take, except where it explicitly applies against the states.

      Even if you take the ridiculous position that "the people" means "the states",


      The position is not that "the people" means "the states", but that the actor against whom the restriction applies is the federal government, not the states.

      the 14th extends that right to individuals, as well. If the 14th transfers rights (like speech) to the people, clearly it must transfer the right to keep and bear arms.


      Why must it make that right applicable against the states? It doesn't do so for the right to jury trial in civil cases created by the 7th amendment or the right to be free of prosecution for capital or "infamous" crimes except by indictment in the 5th. And neither of those are founded on an explicit statement of purpose based on state interest as the RKBA in the 2nd is.
    11. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1
      You are clearly ignorant of the history of the Constitution in general and the Bill of Rights in particular. All of those were aimed directly and solely at the federal government, they were based on reservations the states had in ratifying the Constitution without guarantees that the new federal government would not repeat the encroachments that had provoked the revolution.

      Let's look at some of the amendments individually.
      • Amendment I

        Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

      Are you saying that the states would have been within their rights, under the federal constitution to establish official religions and to outlaw the practice of others before the 14th amendment? In the 1700s, most people didn't have the means or resources to go to the nation's capitol. It would have been extremely difficult to just get to their state capitol.

      • Amendment IV

        The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

      What crimes did the Federal government have to investigate in the 1700s?

      • Amendment V

        No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

      Are you saying that state governments were permitted to force people to testify against themselves, charge them twice with the same crime, or execute them without due process of law before the 14th amendment?

      • Amendment VI

        In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.

      The founders knew that the vast majority of trials would be held by the states, it's nonsensical to think that they would go to the efford to protect the rights of people only in the smallest possible number of trials. Then again, if you think that "the people" refers to "the individual states of the union", then maybe your understanding is sufficiently lacking to think just about anything.

      • Amendment VIII

        Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

      Could a state have imposed a quadrillion dollar bail for a misdemeanor before the 14th amendment was added?

      Finally, let's look at the part of the 14th amendment that you're talking about...

      • Amendment XIV

        Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside. No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any state deprive any per
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    12. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      Are you saying that the states would have been within their rights, under the federal constitution to establish official religions and to outlaw the practice of others before the 14th amendment?


      Not only am I saying that, but several states had official religions at the time of ratification of the Bill of Rights, and continued to maintain them with no trouble with the first amendment around for decades; the last state religions in the US were eliminated in, IIRC, the 1820s.

      Some states, of course, had guarantees of freedom of religion, to a greater or lesser extent than in the US Constitution, in their own state Constitutions (including some of those with state religions, IIRC; protections similar to the free exercise clause were more common than those similar to the establishment clause.)

      In the 1700s, most people didn't have the means or resources to go to the nation's capitol. It would have been extremely difficult to just get to their state capitol.


      Yes, so? They had mail in the 1700s. And other ways of petitioning governments without going to their capitol. Plus, having a right doesn't mean that "most people" have the means to exercise it effectively.

      What crimes did the Federal government have to investigate in the 1700s?


      Quite a few. Customs violations would be, IIRC, the first criminal laws enacted by the First Congress, within the first month or two the Congress was active in 1789.

      Are you saying that state governments were permitted to force people to testify against themselves, charge them twice with the same crime, or execute them without due process of law before the 14th amendment?


      Yes, probably not (double jeopardy protection had, IIRC, been widely established prior to the Constitution, though occasionally violated), and probably not (again, most states had their own constitutional due process protections, the amendment existed because so that the same limits would apply to the feds.)

      The founders knew that the vast majority of trials would be held by the states, it's nonsensical to think that they would go to the efford to protect the rights of people only in the smallest possible number of trials.


      States had their own protections; like many provisions of the bill of rights, the protections here were to guarantee that the same (or at least similar; the states were not identical) rules limited the feds as already limited states in their own Constitutions. They were afraid of a central authority that might abuse rights locally well-established. There'd been something a tiff resulting from that a few years in their past...

      Then again, if you think that "the people" refers to "the individual states of the union", then maybe your understanding is sufficiently lacking to think just about anything.


      Since I've never said anything like that, maybe you should pay attention before tossing out gratuitous insults.

      Could a state have imposed a quadrillion dollar bail for a misdemeanor before the 14th amendment was added?


      Probably not, for reasons discussed for previous limits. Again, you are simply repeatedly demonstrating your ignorance of the purpose and context of the Bill of Rights.

    13. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Do they actively fight the 2nd ammendment? Do the take cases against it? Do they fund those who fight the 2nd ammendment? If not, that's pretty neutral in my book. No, all they do is choose not to fight the 2nd ammendment, and a bunch of pansies hold that against them. I'm all for the 2nd ammendment, but they ACLU's position on it does not justify the crap in this thread.

      The first and second amendments are the most important rights. Period. The first amendment ensures that you will be able to protect your other rights; the second amendment ensures that you will be able to protect the first. Anyone who doesn't understand that doesn't understand what it means to protect your rights.

      The ACLU claims that they will protect certain rights. But the simple fact is that they do speak against the second amendment - and that is actively fighting the second amendment. They say that it's been misinterpreted by people who think it preserves the individual's right to bear arms. This is a deliberate obfuscation of the truth.

      I simply can not support and in fact will speak out against the ACLU as long as this is true.

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    14. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Yes, so? They had mail in the 1700s.

      Can one "assemble" with others via the mail? Of course not.

      Probably not, for reasons discussed for previous limits. Again, you are simply repeatedly demonstrating your ignorance of the purpose and context of the Bill of Rights.

      And you are demonstrating a lack of common sense and ignorance of plain English.

      LK

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    15. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      Can one "assemble" with others via the mail?


      So? The comment about the mail was in response to your claims about the difficulty of getting to the capitol, which might remotely have something to do with the practicality of exercising the right of petition (if one overlooks things like mail), but certainly has nothing to do with the right of assembly, which can be exercised anywhere people can gather.
    16. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      certainly has nothing to do with the right of assembly, which can be exercised anywhere people can gather.

      Which, according to you, was only protected when assembling before the federal government.

      So which is it? Did people have the right to assemble "which can be exercised anywhere people can gather." or did they only have it when assembling to petition the federal government?

      LK

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    17. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by scotch · · Score: 1
      They fight hard, long, and frequently alone for the 1st ammendment. They speak out mildly (barely at all, imo) against the 2nd. What is the balance of their actions in support of liberty about which you care about? Care to add these two up? Any sane person can see that the balance is very strongly in favor of the right which you hold dear. But your interpretation of that balance is "you hate the ACLU". Wait, here is your exact quote:
      "They're in the bathroom, wiping themselves with the second amendment while pretending to care about the rest of 'em."

      That makes you an idiot in my book.

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    18. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      Which, according to you, was only protected when assembling before the federal government.


      No, it wasn't. What I said is that it, and I quote here, created a right "only enforceable against the federal government". Its a question of who the limitation applied to not in what context it applied.

      The federal government could (though, of course, it would violate the First Amendment if it did) interfere with peaceable assemblies that aren't before the federal capitol, just as the British government during colonial rule interfered with peaceable assemblies that weren't before the Houses of Parliament. That the right is only enforceable against the federal government does not mean that it only extends to assembly directed at the federal government.

      So which is it? Did people have the right to assemble "which can be exercised anywhere people can gather." or did they only have it when assembling to petition the federal government?


      They had a right to assemble "which can be exercised anywhere peopel can gather", which right (so far as it sprung from the federal Constitution) was only enforceable against the federal government (until the rights included in the 1st Amendment were applied to the states by the 14th Amendment.)
    19. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Any sane person can see that the balance is very strongly in favor of the right which you hold dear.

      WTF? The right which I hold dear? Because I'm against so-called gun control - the taking away of our guns so we can more easily be controlled - I'm a right-winger? Let me help you understand something. I am a liberal. I believe that the government should regulate commerce but stay out of my business - and by business I don't mean making money. I mean what they have no business fucking with!

      The simple fact is that there is no such thing as an inalienable right. As such, your guns are your last and frankly your only real line of defense against fascism.

      If you are against the second amendment being interpreted as it was meant to be interpreted - as the free man's last defense against tyrrany - then you are in favor of the continual erosion and eventual loss of all of our freedoms. It's as simple as that.

      If you are against the second amendment, then clearly you do not believe in retaining any freedoms. Government only works when it is more scared of the people than the people are of it - which is not where we are today. If you'd been paying attention to the news you'd know that the vast majority of people no longer trust the government. This is a relatively recent change and it signifies that the people are waking up - far, far too late. By the time we collectively realize that we're all fucked, practically no one will have guns.

      I'm no Ayn Rand follower - I have yet to even finish one of her books, to be honest - but the bit in Atlas Shrugged about the government wanting to make criminals of us all so it can control us is right on.

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    20. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by scotch · · Score: 1
      WTF? The right which I hold dear?

      Right here, from your previous post, smart guy:

      The first and second amendments are the most important rights. Period.

      Right as in rights, not right as in right wing. Calm the fuck down, I like the 2nd ammendment. Your position on the ACLU, on the other hand, is illogical and indefensible. See my previous post, the message which seems to have slipped right by your little noggin.

      From what you've written above, I probably agree with you on the continuing erosion of rights and the abuses of the government. However, what you don't seem to get is that if you disbanded the ACLU tomorrow, no one would replace their fight for 1st ammendment liberties, and the 2nd ammendment would not be affected in the slightest, good or bad.

      I can't believe you can't see this, but based on the other shit you've written here, I'm not totally suprised. You don't seem to be the sharpest crayon in the henhouse.

      Hugs and Kisses, scotch

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    21. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by jadavis · · Score: 1

      Why must it make that right applicable against the states?

      So, according to this logic, the first Constitution doesn't prevent a state from establishing religion, correct?

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    22. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      So, according to this logic, the first Constitution doesn't prevent a state from establishing religion, correct?


      The "first Constitution" did not. The First Amendment alone does not either, which is why there were states with established religions up to the 1820s. The First Amendment was incorporated against the states by the 14th, after the Civil War, unlike the 2nd and parts of the 5th and 7th.
    23. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by jadavis · · Score: 1

      The First Amendment was incorporated against the states by the 14th, after the Civil War, unlike the 2nd and parts of the 5th and 7th.

      That's the part I don't understand. Why does the 14th bring the right of free speech to individuals, but not the right to bear arms?

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    24. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      That's the part I don't understand. Why does the 14th bring the right of free speech to individuals, but not the right to bear arms?



      The 14th Amendment doesn't bring either of those rights to individuals; it makes certain rights of individuals enforceable against the states, rather than merely against the federal government, under the federal Constitution. One articulation of the rationale of "selective incorporation" is that the 14th amendment incorporates the rights that are "essential to ordered liberty" against the states—IOW, that it incorporates fundamental human rights against the states, and that those federal Constitutional rights that existed that simply expressed those fundamental human rights were incorporated, whereas those federal Constitutional rights which were created as an instrumental means to protect other rights but not themselves fundamental are not incorporated. Note that the reason for this rationale is that "incorporation" itself is an application of the language in the 14th Amendment prohibiting states from depriving people of "life, liberty, or property" without due process of law, and particularly that incorporation is simply viewing certain rights established against the federal government by earlier amendments as part of the "liberty" which states may not deprive people of under the 14th.

      Under this view, the 2nd Amendment RKBA remains disputed (there isn't a real definitive ruling, AFAIK, on incorporation of the RKBA), while the 5th amendment privileges against prosecution for infamous crimes without an indictment and the 7th amendment right to jury trial in civil suits where the amount at issue is $20+ are generally held to be instrumental rather than fundamental rights.

  63. Probably invalid if .. then .. reasoning by AllanVanHulst · · Score: 1

    Counterexamples: Drinking alcohol => Rich drink more alcohol => Rich can afford better circumstances => Rich live longer Drinking alcohol => 'Relax' people drink more alcohol => Relax people have lower blood pressure => Relax people live longer etc.

  64. Beer or self-control? by descil · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Slashdot is such a troll. *sighs*

    I guarantee you this has nothing to do with any "medical benefits" of alcohol, and everything to do with who knows when to stop drinking and who doesn't.

    Think about it. You've had your fourth beer, you're feeling good, what do you do? Go for more pleasure at the risk of being sick, or stop where you're at?

    If you're the kind of person who will keep going, you're more likely to drive too fast off a cliff, skydive every weekend, do as many kinds of drugs as you can find, put yourself into fights, ... whereas if you stop at that 4th beer, it shows some measure of self-control.

    Self-control will keep you alive a lot better than 4 beers a day. I promise.

    1. Re:Beer or self-control? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Actually I do stop once the buzz hits. Try it ometime. Makes for a great time and no hangovers.

    2. Re:Beer or self-control? by tholomyes · · Score: 1

      I frequently go for the fifth or sixth drink, perhaps too often, but I've never been in a car wreck, much less off of a cliff, gone skydiving or bungee jumping, or been in a fight, and I've been offered many different kinds of drugs that I've yet to touch. However, I usually manage to stop after that fifth or sixth drink, and reach for water instead. I know plenty of other people who have a good level of self-control in most areas of their lives, but still drink far more than the "average". Maybe I just know too many people with Irish blood.

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    3. Re:Beer or self-control? by descil · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to say 4 drinks is any magical number. When I'm depressed for instance, I can only have one beer before I'm unable to drink more. (Really a pisser, that is!) Other times, the golden drink is sometimes my 3rd, and sometimes my 6th...

      I manage to stop. I've got decent control I guess? Or maybe it's just that I'm not seeking oblivion like some of my drinking friends do. They constantly go around trying to kill themselves with alcohol, and it will not surprise me in the least if someday they manage.

      Statistics always piss me off for their inability to properly highlight causal relationships, and make shit up with absolutely no evidence. :) So I decry them...

  65. Drinking engine oil may extend your life by paltemalte · · Score: 1

    Note the emphasis on the word 'may'.

    I'm sure your mileage may vary, and you might even die I suppose. But that still doesn't rule out that your life just may get extended.

    Studies whose conclusions are 'doing X may result in Y' are so meaningless.

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    1. Re:Drinking engine oil may extend your life by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Studies whose conclusions are 'doing X may result in Y' are so meaningless.

      You mean all studies?

      The universe is pretty non-deterministic.

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  66. US government fears Alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMHO, there is a puritanical fear in the Federal and the majority of State Governments over Alcohol.
    Just look at Prohibition. Fine idea, Shame about the implementaion.
    Now you have to be 21 to drink legally.

    The US is the laughing stock of many countries in this respect. Ironically, they are supported by some hard line Islamic Countries ( you know who I mean here).

    Many years ago ( circa 1977), I travelled from Canada into the US. I was carrying some proper Beer (not brewed with rice like some popular US Beers) to my friends in Upstate NY for a Labor Day Party. US Customs confiscated the lot stating some law passed in the prohibition era.

    The final straw came 10 years ago at a bar in NYC. I have a head of grey hair and am visiby in middle age. I was asked for ID before they would sell me a beer. Then to top it all, they would not accept my passport as valid id. The reason was that they could not understand the format of my Date of Birth. (dd-mm-yyyy)
    Is it a wonder that the US is getting more uncompetitive by the day. There are to many people gazing up their own backsides.

    1. Re:US government fears Alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The US is the laughing stock of many countries in this respect.
      The US is laughed at for more reasons than drinking age.
  67. Yuh Huh by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    And it'd be 18 if 18 year olds mattered in elections. If you approached, say, the DNC with a block of about 150,000 18-to-21 year olds in Florida or Ohio and told them that the block would vote their way if they promised to lower the drinking age, by God it would go down. Unfortunately for 18-to-21 year olds they're not very organized either.

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    1. Re:Yuh Huh by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      The Democrats will have the congress next month, so it would be a brilliant move to take a year and a half to organize such a group and present the offer in June of 2008. Let the Democrats pass the law and force President Bush to sign or veto it. No matter what he does, it would hurt the GOP.

      LK

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    2. Re:Yuh Huh by snarkth · · Score: 1

      No matter what he does, it would hurt the GOP.

        I have the feeling that's going to be his legacy no matter what he does in this respect ;-)

        snarkth

  68. Stimulation by B4D+BE4T · · Score: 1

    First off I should note that IANAD (Doctor). I am not involved in the fields of biology or medicine. This is all just speculation.

    Obviously drinking alcohol stimulates the liver into working more than it would have worked had a person not been drinking alcohol. Could this stimulation cause the liver to work more in its filtering duties for the immune system at the same time?

    There are other examples of stimulation producing positive effects in the body. Probably the most obvious of these is exercise and its effect on the muscular system. Regular use of a given muscle will cause it to increase in strength. Similarly, could regular use of the liver cause it to increase its ability to filter harmful virii and bacteria?

  69. Collegiate Behavior... by Landshark17 · · Score: 2, Funny

    We college students have known about this for years!

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  70. What Drinks? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    Whenever I read something like this, I always wonder what drinks people were having. I could easily imagine different health effects from wine and vodka, with further differences depending on the specific type.

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    1. Re:What Drinks? by gramdel · · Score: 1

      No studies I've read have found any differences when comparing effects of beer/wine/spirits etc. consumption. The relevant factor seems to be the amount of absolute alcohol consumed. Well, those studies concentrated mainly on the negative effects of alcohol consumption, but I'd feel pretty confident generalizing the results. There are some studies that seem to suggest health benefits of red wine, but the results are kind of unclear.
       
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  71. Thash wunnerful noose by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

    ...goesh wif my scotch & latte at Shtarbucksh. Dean Margle sinnging whi...whi.. chr ...wunnerful noosh.

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  72. What is a "drink"? by kosmosik · · Score: 1

    How a "drink" translates to actual *ammounts* (like 10grams of pure alcohol)?

    Also most civilisations I know usually have fair tradition of drinking so it should not be bad after all. ;)

  73. Oblig. Simpsons reference by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 1

    "I am invincible! Invincible!! I *CRASH* Yeoooooow!"

  74. Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It makes sense to me that a person who practices moderation in drinking also practices moderation in other things. That would explain longer life, I think.

  75. reduces the cause of death? by racebit · · Score: 0

    "reduces the risk of death from any cause"

    sweet. I am so going to see if that 18% lower death rate applies the next time I'm drunk and in a fight...after all, any cause is reduced, right?

  76. Drinking Reduces Stress ... DUH by themindfantastic · · Score: 0

    This study is probably a direct understanding of how a couple of drinks at the end of the day help deal with the general stresses of life. A couple of drinks can help anyone unwind and let some of the issues go. What was that song, I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy?

  77. Old news by DrLex · · Score: 1

    I thought a similar conclusion was published in The Lancet years ago. It said that "one unit" a day for women and "two units" for men was beneficial for the life expectancy. I forgot what the definition of one "unit" was, so feel free to define it yourself ;)

    1. Re:Old news by Budenny · · Score: 1

      In the UK, the unit is a government defined measure. Roughly equivalent to one glass of 12% wine, of a size of which there are 6 to the standard 750ml bottle. Or a half pint of ordinary strength beer - under 4%.

      It is however getting harder for the ordinary person to measure his/her intake in the UK, because the average pub wine glass is now much bigger than this, and the average beer/lager is stronger. In addition, the young are drinking large quantities of 'alcopops' - basically a mixture of fruit flavourings and water with alcohol, and its impossible to tell by intuition how much you are getting. Not that they care.

      The results of all this, and other sellouts to the drinks industry, and the demolition of educational standards in British State Schools, can be seen on British city sidwalks every Friday and Saturday night. And in emergency rooms later in the evening. And in the road accident reports in provincial newspapers on Sunday and Monday. And in the clumps of dying flowers that increasingly decorate accident sites along our country roads.

    2. Re:Old news by Cederic · · Score: 1

      The flowers are nice though, I like decayed vegetation wrapped around bent wiring on a bridge. Makes me feel better.

  78. Buying people life by inKubus · · Score: 1

    So I can walk up to girls now and say, "How would you like to have a longer, healther life?" and if they say yes it means "Yes, you may buy me a drink."

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  79. ... or it could be olive oil.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This old chestnut keeps raising its head: Look at the Italians/Greeks/whatever. They have long lives. It must be the alcohol.... or maybe it's the olive oil... or fresh tomatos.... or yogurt...

    Truth is that people's lives are a combination of so many factors that singling out one factor is pretty pointless.

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    1. Re:... or it could be olive oil.... by Jonner · · Score: 1

      Yeah, who's to say it's the carcinogens in cigarette smoke killing people? For all we know, it's really their high fat diets, sedentary lifestyles and tendency to get into debt with the Mafia.

    2. Re:... or it could be olive oil.... by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      No, it's not pointless, but in this case it is deceptive. Some types of alcoholic drinks can be beneficial, like red wine, but it's not the ethanol which is good for you - we have a generation of experimental evidence of that. In the cultures that show the largest benefits, there is
      1. Much red wine, esp. in connection with meals
      2. Little binge drinking
      3. A comparatively large segment of the population who don't drink because they had trouble with alcohol in the past and have cut it out for medical reasons (and very few who are teetotalers on principle)

      Although spacing out your drinks will reduce the most obvious problems of drunkenness, it makes little difference to the long term damages to liver, kidneys, nerves and so on. The curious thing about France and Italy and the traditional wine countries is that you can have a huge consumption and still function well and not have any problems with it - until those health problems appear. Then they stop (which they have little trouble with, since they aren't "addicted" in the same way a heavy binge drinker would be), and get moved to the abstainer/very low consumption category, where they pull the stats down...

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    3. Re:... or it could be olive oil.... by sholden · · Score: 1

      The moderate amounts they mention might be small enough to have liver, etc damage kick in late enough that it doesn't reduce your life expectancy. But the lower stress levels and better nights sleep gained due to a few drinks in the evening are large enough to have an affect?

    4. Re:... or it could be olive oil.... by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      Long lifespans are for people who've never visited retirement homes. It always amuses me when women boast about the fact that their lifespans are longer than ours. They're in for a suprise when they're wearing diapers and having heated debates with imaginary people, if they aren't simply staring at the television or nearest wall. These people are still in relatively good shape, compared to those who just lay in bed, wallowing in their own piss and shit. I will gladly leave the stage before I'm old enough for that.

  80. American legal age vs marihuana by Werrismys · · Score: 1

    A former work buddy who used marijuana (and also other crap so he's not the perfect example) told me that while living in USA it was easier for a minor to acquire marijuana than booze. That strikes me as odd. One is an illegal substance, the other is not. Oh well. Catholics.

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    1. Re:American legal age vs marihuana by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      When I was a younger man, I used to smoke marijuana. I agree with your source. It was easier to find someone willing to sell me a bag of weed than it was to find someone willing to sell me a six pack of beer.

      LK

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    2. Re:American legal age vs marihuana by kchrist · · Score: 1

      It's true. Pot can be bought at school, where alcohol requires finding someone's older brother/sister or hanging out near a liquor store asking people to buy for you.

    3. Re:American legal age vs marihuana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A former work buddy who used marijuana (and also other crap so he's not the perfect example) told me that while living in USA it was easier for a minor to acquire marijuana than booze

      Right, it's much easier to find someone willing to sell you an illegal substance than it is to leave a jug of grape juice open on the counter for three days.

      I think this, like most support calls, is a case of incompetent users blaming the machine. Or, for no apparent reason, the Catholics. ;)

  81. Lies, damn lies, and statistics by regular_gonzalez · · Score: 1
    four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in women -- reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent
    From any cause? Really? So I'm 18% less likely to die? Call me a cynic, but I'm just a bit skeptical of that claim.
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  82. Just admit that you are a coward. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    You're just a fear-sponge. Grow up and look at actual crime statistics. Are you really afraid of home invasions and car-jackings? You're far more likely to die on the road, but I bet you don't support 55MPH speedlimits, do you? Stop believing what the media tells you to be afraid of.

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    1. Re:Just admit that you are a coward. by snarkth · · Score: 1

      So, have you been a victim yet?

        snarkth

  83. Re:Latecomers to the H2G2 party killing all jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    >Please don't kill Douglas Adams for me, and others.

    Too late.

    *ducks*

  84. Binge drinking? by xPsi · · Score: 1

    Four drinks in one day is fairly unremarkable for an average adult male (for example, this might be 2 glasses of wine with lunch and 2 with dinner, which is essentially nothing but flavor). And don't get me wrong, I'm all for responsible drinking. But strangely, 4 drinks for a man in one day is technically regarded in some social science circles in the US as one drink shy of binge drinking: "According to the 5/4 definition, a binge drinker is a man who consumes five or more alcoholic drinks on an occasion of unspecified duration and is a woman who consumes four or more drinks on an occasion of unspecified length." Obviously the idea of "a binge" is meant to evoke the image of 5 wanton shots of whisky in 10 minutes on the hour every hour all day. However, for research purposes, it seems crazy to call 5 drinks over an "unspecified time" a "binge", yet these are the kind of statistics used in the US to highlight college and high school drinking epidemics in recent years.

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  85. Marijuana studies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is great news, I'll remeber to drink more regularly from now on. What I would really like to see are some studies on marijuana done with all the purported but impossible to study health benefit because the DEA are jerks. It would be awesome for the legalization movement if you could take x bong hits and acheive the same effect. Combine that with 4 drinks a day and I, for one will be welcoming myself into Senoir Citizen overlord-ecy.

  86. Old news... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Is this news to just e.g. the US or what? Because it has been quite established that moderate alcohol may not be enough to cause the ill effects, while preserving the good ones, like reduced blood pressure.

    http://www.webmd.com/content/article/94/102702.htm

    http://www.webmd.com/content/article/104/107515.ht m
    ^-- Just included for the fun factor when comparing with the above from the same site :-)
    (note that it also claims it's healthy in "moderate amounts" though)

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  87. There are more things to die from if you drink by banerjek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...drinking a moderate amount of alcohol -- up to four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in women -- reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent... Yet we are told that 100% of humans eventually die from something. If the risk of every cause of death (which by definition must include alcohol related ones) is reduced by 18%, that difference must go somewhere.


    Must be reincarnation......

    1. Re:There are more things to die from if you drink by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Or maybe you're less (by 18%!) worried about dying...and therefore, you don't.

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    2. Re:There are more things to die from if you drink by quenda · · Score: 1
      Yet we are told that 100% of humans eventually die from something. If the risk of every cause of death (which by definition must include alcohol related ones) is reduced by 18%, that difference must go somewhere.
      The risk per unit time (e.g. year) is lowered 18%. The lifetime risk of death may still be 100% (neglecting the odd statistically insignificant divinity), but you live longer. That cancer or heart disease will need more rolls of the dice to get you.
  88. Who payed for this study? by taccster · · Score: 1

    Was it the alcohol cartel to make their product sound healthful and not as harmful to society as it really is? Other studies like this tend to group the folks that abused alcohol - to the point they are dying from it - and then quit with the non-drinkers.

  89. moderate drinking - upper class - long life by adminstring · · Score: 0

    "Drinking moderately, and only during meals" which the study recommends, is linked in our culture to upper-class status, which in turn is linked to long life as a result of having money to pay for life-extending medical miracles. Correlation is not causation, and any study of this type that does not check for other correlated factors (such as income) is likely to mislead the public. Fine wine, Jaguars, genuine Rolexes, and nice golf clubs could easily be linked to long life and good health, but drinking moderately with meals while driving a Jaguar with a genuine Rolex on your wrist and some nice golf clubs in the trunk won't make you wealthy enough to live a long and healthy life. In fact, for many of us, it would lead to some nasty credit-card debt which could take years off our lives!

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  90. Stress reduction. by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    A little bit of stress reduction goes a long way. Stress ages you, stress will kill you. Alcohol reduces stress, QED.

  91. Carpe diem by ebonum · · Score: 1

    "The day is wasted if you're not." - Sewanee Bumper Sticker

  92. Reduced risk of death???! by Helldesk+Hound · · Score: 1

    > up to four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in
    > women -- reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly
    > 18 percent,

    How can that be? 100% of all persons die. Death is a statistical certainty.

  93. Haven't you noticed??? by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Haven't you noticed these studies come and go. One minute they are saying alcohol is bad for you, the next they are saying it is good. This is a lot like the "Great Chocolate Debate." One day the news reports chocolate as being good, the next day the same reporter says to avoid it. Junk science, anyone?

  94. Confounding of Variables by ThePopeLayton · · Score: 1

    Many different people have been trying to prove this for years. Many experiments have been performed under closely scrutinized conditions where animals are given a supplement of alcohol and only alcohol (as opposed to beer or wine) and these animals always die sooner, when compared to the control.

      The problem with these studies is that they are observations studies not experiments. They is no control neither are their conditions imposed upon the group being studied. The researchers only observe a correlation between two variables.

    I am afraid that the results of this study are confounded by the fact that wine contains grape skin extracts which have been proven to be very healthy for you.

  95. problem=stigma by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

    Wrong. The problem with young people drinking copious amounts of alcohol stems from the stigma American culture creates about alcohol in general. Believe it or not, the same types of people that were responsible for the prohibition are still around and havn't learned shit yet.... But then again, that's why they started the prohibition, because they didn't know shit, a result of not learning shit.... Ironically enough, however, their heads are full of it....

  96. Journalism Science by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    According to the data, drinking a moderate amount of alcohol -- up to four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in women -- reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent

    This is why journalists shouldn't be able to read scientific articles. It reduces the risk by 18% without considering cause. If what this guy's interpretation were true, then drinking 4 drinks/day would reduce the risk of death from drunk driving accident or from alcohol-related organ damage.

  97. What the fuck are you on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There isn't even a link to underage drinking on that page you fucking douche.

  98. Re:Latecomers to the H2G2 party killing all jokes by niktemadur · · Score: 1

    >Please don't kill Douglas Adams for me, and others.

    Too late.


    Well then, gynnan tonnix all around, I suppose.

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  99. Soviets did it by vuo · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The Soviets actually did so. A standard daily ration of vodka was 200 grams.

    Reportedly, it caused signing the Internationale and chargingly blindly at the enemy.

  100. Murder rate in America drops to zero! by raehl · · Score: 1

    We surveyed 10 million Americans, and not one of them had been a homicide victim.

  101. How much at a time? by oakgrove · · Score: 1

    Has anyone seen any research that specifies if one has to drink all of their daily alcohol in one sitting to get the positive effect or can I just sip a little throughout the day. I don't want to drink it all at once as I don't want the side effect of becoming inebriated but I would not have a problem drinking a little at a time if I can still get the benefits.

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  102. A beber!!!!!!!! by Kildjean · · Score: 1

    Por fin!!! Puneta! A ber todos los puertorros... Weeeeeeeeepa!!!!

    If you are Puerto Rican, you know what that means...

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  103. might I recomment by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    the 21 year Portswood from Balvenie. Runs about 75 $US a bottle, and well worth it.

    1. Re:might I recomment by gooman · · Score: 1

      Aye!

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    2. Re:might I recomment by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I'm amazed at the number of scotch drinkers here.....

      What about the good bourbons? Vodka? Hell...the universal man drink...BEER!

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    3. Re:might I recomment by ingemar-dk · · Score: 1

      This man is telling the truth!

    4. Re:might I recomment by dedalus2000 · · Score: 1

      bourbon to me is like drinking syrup. vodka well the best vodka has been filtered so much that it's entirely tasteless and the worst is well potato. scotch or a good Irish whiskey you can taste what it's made of. it's production is a skilled trade rather than a automated assembly line. it's the same with a good beer.

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    5. Re:might I recomment by alexdw · · Score: 1

      Beer tastes horrible, at least the shit they serve here in the US. How in the hell did that horrible stuff become a "man drink"? If you're going to drink alcohol, at least drink some real liquor, not barleywater.

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    6. Re:might I recomment by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "If you're going to drink alcohol, at least drink some real liquor, not barleywater."

      Well, most ALL of it starts as barleywater...or something similar.

      :-)

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    7. Re:might I recomment by dculberson · · Score: 1

      Hey, just like you can range from utter crap "well" to delightful heaven "top shelf" in booze, Beer has a "well" to "top shelf" range, too. Try some India Pale Ale, hopefully from a local brewery but if not, maybe from Stone. Try some Russian Imperial Stout; Old Rasputin is my favorite at the moment. Basically, try something expensive that looks unusual. It's good, I promise.

  104. Re:Alcoholism different from drinking in moderatio by GigsVT · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here in the US we have this thing called the drug war. You may have heard of it. One of the central tenants pushed out by the government propaganda machine (called the ONDCP) is that all use is abuse. There's no such thing as "harmless use" of any drug, not in the brave new USA at least.

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  105. Yer sounding a little stressed, mate. by alienmole · · Score: 1

    'ave a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, it'll fix yer right up.

  106. Re:This article is such bullshit by poopdeville · · Score: 3, Informative

    You first, I'm having a beer.

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  107. Playing the odds by Shishberg · · Score: 1
    According to the data, drinking a moderate amount of alcohol -- up to four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in women -- reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent...

    Really? And here I was thinking that everyone died.

    So the risk of a drinker dying is 82%?

  108. why flatulence bothers me by Treates2 · · Score: 0

    they forget to say these idiots who drink alchocal become statistics.. i mean drunk drivers.

  109. 100% by myth24601 · · Score: 1
    up to four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in women -- reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent, the team reports in the Archives of Internal Medicine. However, "things radically change" when consumption goes beyond these levels, study leader Dr. Augusto Di Castelnuovo, from Catholic University of Campobasso, said in a statement. Men who have more than four drinks per day and women who have more than two drinks per day not only lose the protection that alcohol affords, but they increase their risk of death, the data indicates.


    I know I am coming into this story late but when did the chance of death ever get below 100%?? Can it really be lower or even higher for that matter?
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  110. ***idea:PLEASE READ*** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah /., let's get crunk! Seriously, somebody ought to organize a shot game for slashdot. 1. Take 2 shots every time you see a dupe 2. Drink a white Russian each time Google/Microsoft gets shitcanned in the press 3. Down booze (your choice) everytime SCO tries something 4. profit! ADD On!

  111. 2 cigs a day, keeps da.. by bronney · · Score: 1

    I've also heard that smoking 2 cigarettes a day extends your life, but I've not been able to adhere to the schedule.

  112. Bad Science or Agenda? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    But it does bother me how reports like this have a tendency of throwing around the generic term "alcohol" as though it encompasses all drinks when that should not necessarily be the case.

    I used to think this was just bad science, but now I'm more inclined to believe it's an agenda, possibly even settling some cognitive dissonance among the researchers.

    Wine for example is great for you. But it's because of the anti-oxidant properties of the polyphenols and possible anti-cancer properties of resversatrol, which is already known for improved longevity, positive effect on diabetic and pre-diabetic conditions, improved endurance for atheletes, etc.

    Beer is really high in many B vitamins, especially B-12. Many people lack sufficient B in their diets and certain genomic profiles lead one to require even higher levels of B vitamins than the general population.

    So, drinking Beer and Wine can be really good for you, on balance, even if the alcohol is bad for you. Personally, I prefer a multivitamin and a grape-seed extract once a day, at a whopping cost of about $8 a month.

    If scientists want to get their rep back, they should study people given straight ethanol and see what the effects of alcohol really are. Probably most distilled spirits, perhaps more like Vodka would suffice (you probably can't find enough Everclear drinkers for a study), but even something like Gin or Whisky is bound to have some complex organic chemicals from the berries or casks they're made with.

    They do the same thing with coffee. Every study that shows a positive benefit of coffee, say in preventing liver cancer, gets written up by the AP as "Caffeine is good for you!" when coffee is probably among the most complex beverages people drink. This is really bad science.

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  113. Crappy Science by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

    Once again, we have an article and scientists claiming a causal relationship when the only thing they have shown is a correlation. A specific level of drinking may not cause a longer life, but they have shown that of those in their study, those who lived longer happened to drink in moderation.

  114. great by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    I'm 'a live forever

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  115. Medical Research is so bad... by Bob.Smart · · Score: 1

    Just because A and B are correlated and A happens before B in time, doesn't mean that A is a cause of B. The tendency of medical researchers to make such assumptions is killing people. For example we now know that the women who had HRT (Hormone Replacement Therapy) were a healthier set of women than the ones who didn't choose to do it or didn't choose to continue with it. However the result was that women who took HRT had less heart disease. So naturally the medical researchers (often paid by the HRT manufacturers) announced that HRT was good for health. This increased the number of takers. But a double blind trial then showed that HRT actually causes disease and reduces life expectancy. The alcohol story is the same. People who like a drink have a pretty good toxin-handling system and so live longer than people who find drinking disagreeable. Yes ethyl alcohol is toxic: why else would men engage in competitive drinking. Needless to say my explanation is just a guess: there are various other ways that alcohol consumption and better health could both be caused by some other factor.

  116. So it's True about Drunkards.. by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

    ...we do have a guardian angel.

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  117. Where did they get their stats? by themadplasterer · · Score: 1

    If you ask any doctor if they take the word of their patients on how much alcohol they consume the majority will tell you "no" In fact most doctors automatically double the amount that their patients claim to drink. Given that, does this equal 8/day for men and 4/day for women? Something to think about...

  118. Have a drink on me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't what type of study they are pulling but I have read some papers refuting this claim. A few pdfs on the subject can be found here (Search Alcohol+Life+Study) or use google.

  119. Obligatory Simpsons quote by Robber+Baron · · Score: 1

    "Hey, mister. You gotta help me. These two guys work me night and day. They don't feed me, they make me sleep on the floor. They put anti-freeze in the wine and they gave my red hat to the donkey.

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  120. Re:Different types of alcohol! So which one is it? by nmos · · Score: 1

    But even a friend's mom who is a registered nurse got on his case one time when he got plastered from a combination of wine and spirits, claiming that, "Mixing those types of alcohol together is incredibly dangerous!"

    Hmm, my roommate in school had a saying:

    "Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Beer before liquor ...."

    I'm not sure how the rest went :)

  121. fat soluable toxin remover? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is how i think of alcohol consumption. in 2005 i could only gargle gin to get drunk and when i spit it out it was full of green toxins from the flu that year...

  122. useless research... by lasse_2 · · Score: 1

    "research" sponsored by Jolly Dragon

  123. cum hoc ergo propter hoc? by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

    I didn't RTFA (zis is Slashdot; Ve don't "RTFA" hier.), so I'll probably be modded down for this, but I wager it's likely that their methodology is flawed.

  124. Causality? by piotrr · · Score: 1

    All comments at my level so far seem to accept and discuss the results as describing a causal relation.

    I'm thinking if you can afford to buy four alcoholic drinks per day, you are either comparatively wealthy or living in a region of the world that can afford to sell you cheap alcohol. Either way, the sheer fact that you are able to buy some 1500 drinks per annum means you're pretty well off in a global perspective, perhaps even compared to your neighbors. Can we really take for granted that the study isolates the effects of alcohol from all other variables?

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  125. Re:Different types of alcohol! So which one is it? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    Friends of mine who are very much into drinking and partying have said from their own experience that the alcohol buzz from sources like grapes is vastly different and impacts them differently than the grain alcohol in harder drinks.

    My understanding is that may be due to the barrels in which some alcohol is aged, like bourbon. The chemicals in the wood that give the amber colors also affect things like hangover, unlike the clearer alcohols like vodka, rum and gin. If it makes the hangover worse, it might also affect the buzz as well...

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  126. Think of the cost by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1

    The military should have its soldiers drink 2-4 drinks per day. Casualties will drop by 18% and morale will rise.

    Might work, but a beer would cost $100 per can, and you'd have to requisition it as "refreshment, liquid, alcoholic." And brewing to MIL-SPEC would probably be a bitch...

    On the other hand, if you made the cans the same diameter as a grenade, you could fire them at the enemy if you ran low on ammo. Or you could use the launcher to deliver brews to soldiers who are separated from their supply. Returning veterans would then be easy to detect at a bar, since each round of drinks would be greeted with a cry of "Incoming!!"

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    1. Re:Think of the cost by Markvs · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but think of the fallout: I'm sure that Amnesty International would try to litigate that shooting alcohol at Muslim combatants is a hate crime.

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  127. Re:Different types of alcohol! So which one is it? by SiMac · · Score: 1

    You're right that antioxidants in red wine might have some effect, but I would argue that the difference in the "buzz" one gets from red wine and the buzz one gets from vodka is minimal. Ethanol is a single molecule, C2H5OH. Remove the alcohol from red wine, and it is no longer psychoactive. If there's any objective difference between drinking wine and drinking beer, it's confined to effects on absorption and metabolism.

    Subjective judgment of the "buzz" is likely highly dependent on social situation. Wine is a more refined drink, and people tend to think it's a more refined drink, and drink it in a more refined social situation. Does that mean it has a more refined buzz? Perhaps subjectively, but this more refined buzz is not something in the composition of the wine itself. Perhaps it's purely psychological, or perhaps it's related to the difference in consumption patterns between wine and vodka drinkers. There are too many variables involved to make any kind of accurate judgment.

    Finally, it's far from a well-established scientific fact that mixing beer and liquor is a bad idea. One possibility is, when you start drinking liquor after you're already drunk from drinking too much beer, you can't really judge how much alcohol you're consuming and how fast you're consuming it, so you end up drinking too much and puking. There's also a school of thought that says that the difference is due to the carbonation, and another that says that it's due to the food or liquid content of the stomach. At the core, wine, beer, and hard liquor are all only alcohol delivery mechanisms.

    I would argue that when you consume the alcohol is at least as important as how you consume te alcohol. The rate at which you consume alcohol determines how much alcohol is in your bloodstream at any given time, and different amounts of alcohol affect the brain in different ways (the neuropharamacology of alcohol is extremely complex, but Erowid is typically reliable when it comes to drugs). Also, there's the diurnal rhythm of alcohol metabolism. Getting drunk in the morning will leave you drunker longer than getting drunk at night, although, because acetaldehyde mediates many of the toxic effects of alcohol, if acetaldehyde metabolism doesn't follow the same rhythm, drinking in the morning could actually be better or worse for your brain. I'm sure there are some good papers on this topic, if you're interested.

  128. Gee, it must be the holidays! by deltacephei · · Score: 1

    This story is generating all sorts of commentary, possibly by inebriated posters, while the tech stories before and after are languishing in only double digit response counts!

  129. French paradox by ycochard · · Score: 1

    On this subject, you may want to read this Wikipedia article :
      - French Paradox : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_paradox
    Here are 2 extracts :
    1. Introduction : "The French paradox refers to the fact that people in France suffer relatively low incidence of coronary heart disease, despite their diet being rich in saturated fats. The phenomenon was first noted by Irish physician Samuel Black in 1819."
    2. Part of the chapter on Wine : "It has been suggested that France's high red wine consumption is a primary factor in the trend. This theory was expounded in a 60 Minutes broadcast in 1991. The program catalysed a large increase in North American demand for red wines from around the world. It is believed that one of the active ingredients potentially related to this effect in red wine is resveratrol.
    Resveratrol and other grape compounds have been positively linked to fighting cancer, heart disease, degenerative nerve disease, and other ailments. Red wine typically has health benefits not found in white wine (with some exceptions) because many of these compounds are found in the skins of the grapes and only red wine is fermented with the skins.
    The first scientific study of the relationship between alcohol consumption and atherosclerosis was published in the Journal of the American Medical Association in 1904. The first epidemiological study to report that moderate drinkers exhibit greater longevity than abstainers or heavy drinkers was published in 1926 by Raymond Pearl. Hundreds of studies have followed in recent decades."

    More on Wikipedia., as usual :-)

  130. Re:Different types of alcohol! So which one is it? by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

    Beer before liquor never sicker, liquor before beer, never fear.

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  131. Hey ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a wanker too, you insensitive clod !
    Oh, wait....

  132. totally false "news" by merol97 · · Score: 1

    This news about an alcohol is absolutely false and stupid. The next one will be that a moderate consume of cocain or geroine will be very good for organism. Probably the productors of wine have been pay this "investigation".

  133. Finally by thelonestranger · · Score: 1

    Proof that I'm going to live forever.

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  134. Hardly new wisdom by yusing · · Score: 1

    The use of alcohol in moderation is one of the "wise" parts of the bible.

    "Paul instructed Timothy, 'Drink no longer water, but use a little wine [oinos] for your stomach's sake and your frequent infirmities' (1 Tim. 5:23)."

    (It isn't all rules for meddlesome church-lady types to flog us with.) (Yes, the participle is dangling.)(Yes, that is my first and last bible quote on /. ... just in case someone wanted a citation.)

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  135. I've RTFA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and unless it scaped me of some frame didn't show up in Firefox, they seem to use "drink" interchageably with "glass".

    Now, a glass is 150ml to 250ml in many homes. MCDonald's small Coke has 300ml. Supposing a drink to be around 200ml, which (according to Wikipedia/wine) means about 20g of alcohol (most probably ethanol).

  136. Not sure by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    I bet that what really expands your lifespan is relaxing and taking things a little less seriously. It's just that most of the people only reach that level by having a drink.

  137. Just an info by Jimpqfly · · Score: 1

    We're talking about 4 glasses of Wine, not heavy vodka. I worked in a pharma company, and I saw these figures. Except it becomes dangerous from 4 glasses per day, not 5.

  138. Self-selected non-drinkers cause of bias? by daveewart · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One thing it's always important to consider when looking at the health consequences of a human-controllable factor such as drinking alcohol is: some people may make a decision about how much alcohol to drink and this decision is based on a reason related to their current health.

    For example, those who are already unwell or have a chronic condition may well decide to avoid alcohol completely, or have this recommended to them by their doctors. This means that the future outcomes recorded for "those who do not drink, or who drink very little" can be biased to some extent by the fact that they are already at a higher risk of disease or death. Getting this sort of bias measured is incredibly difficult.

    If this happens, then you get a mortality relationship which seems to be telling you: drinking almost nothing has a modest mortality rate (because it includes all those who have been avoid alcohol); a small amount of alcohol, consumed by largely health-conscious people leads to a lower mortality rate; then higher levels of alcohol lead to higher mortality rates. At face value, this suggests that "drinking a small amount of alcohol is good for you". While this may be true, you have to be very careful in interpreting the results.

    Basically, this boils down to the difference between: some people get ill or die because they drink a lot, and some people drink very little because they are already ill.

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  139. Did they classify the non-drinkers? by kbjorklu · · Score: 1

    Did they classify the non-drinkers to those not drinking because they've chosen so, and to those not drinking because of an illness (think exploded liver or pancreas)? There was a news item earlier this year, in which they had noticed that some similar studies had not.

  140. So.... by Synchis · · Score: 1
    up to four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in women -- reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent
    So... if I jump out of a plane with no parashute, having a few drinks per day could reduce my chances of death by 18%? :) I would think having a few drinks per day would be more likely to *cause* such an incident.

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  141. Define the population by ImWithBrilliant · · Score: 1

    I question the cause and effect of the beneficial population since the teetotaler population includes those medicated folk who should not be drinking and are (not coincidentally) in poorer health not likely to live as long.

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    Is it a rule, that there's an exception to every rule?

  142. Automobile Accidents by thedbtree · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't have any statistics to back this up so this might be bogus but one thought came to mind was automobile accidents.

    For several years I worked for an automobile towing company which was licensed to do all the towing for the area towns. Some of the more gruesome car accidents that involved a driver under the influence of alcohol walked away without a scratch on them, while other horrendous accidents with sober drivers either lead to a fatality or some serious injuries.

    The accident scenes were disgusting and when the officer would tell me the driver walked away from it because they were drunk, I was almost in shock. I guess the alcohol loosens up your body/muscles or slows your reaction time and you sort of bend with the accident rather than stiffen up for impact and do more damage to yourself.

    Of course-- there would be plenty less accidents all together without drunk drivers on the roads. And there are PLENTY of drunk driving accidents in which the driver and passengers are all instantly killed-- hopefully not taking innocent sober drivers with them.

    I don't really know where I'm going with this post-- because there are too many variables to this theory and I don't have any statistics, but I just thought I'd share my personal observations.

    Drunks at the wheel that hit things have a chance of living and sober people in that same accident could die or get seriously injured. I've seen it quite a few times and it still amazes me.

  143. The truth from my 94 yr old grandmother by Rocknrico · · Score: 1

    I asked my 94 yr old grandmother a couple of months ago about her 'secret' of a long life:
    1) stay mentally active (she's an avid gardener)
    2) don't drink (never had 1 single drink of beer/alcohol)
    3) pray every day
    4) be kind to everyone

    I added the 4th one because she's a living and breathing saint!

  144. Re:might I recommend by dculberson · · Score: 1

    I love the 16-year Lagavulin. Also about $75/bottle, and also well worth it. I'll see if I can find the Portswood the next time I'm out. :-)

  145. 4 drinks a day extends life span by ekimminau · · Score: 1

    Is that 4 x 64oz College size kegger jugs? 4 x 1oz shots of Everclear? 4 x Hurricanes? 4 x glasses of ripple? Ill take one of each and call it a day.

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  146. Oh, great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now we may possibly have to use the term, "Senator Kennedy from Mass." for longer than we expected. F'in wonderful...

  147. Re:might I recommend by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Well, you certainly can't go wrong with the Lagavulin ... The Portswood is aged in casks that held port which I find gives it a complex flavor. Try it neat with just a drop of water :)

  148. slashdot by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Slashdot: News for Drunks. Stuff that winds up in the Bladder....

  149. Not congress, the supreme court by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    Reading the US constitution is interesting, the most obvious thing is that the federal government has far more power than the constitution grants it. It is really the job of the supreme court, not congress, to correct that error.

  150. As a homebrewer... by raddan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The stuff you mention is all anecdotal. I am not a chemist (but I am a homebrewer), and here's what I understand to be the difference between various alcoholic beverages. In the form that humans consume, there are basically two types of alcohol: ethyl and methyl. Yeast produce both, with ethyl alcohol in the greater quantity. Both forms of alchol are 'poisonous', but of the two ethyl is definitely preferable. Methyl breaks down to formaldehyde in your liver, which, among many nasty things, will cause you to go blind. In normal fermented beverages-- i.e., ones that have not been subject to distillation-- the quantity of methyl alcohol is a non-issue. Distilled beverages need to have the additional step of removing the methyl alcohol (or by engineering the distillation process so that methyl alcohol is not captured).

    There are basically two types of yeast (a fungus) that are responsible for all alcohol that we drink: ale yeasts (Saccharomyces cerevisiae), and lager yeasts (Saccharomyces pastorianus). Ale yeasts ferment at a higher temperature range than do lager yeasts. Lager yeasts are also capable of breaking down dextrose, which is a type of sugar that contributes 'mouthfeel' (like 'fullness') to a beverage. This is why lagers tend to be lighter in body than ales. Various strains exists among these two types that produce a variety of esters, fusel alcohols, sulphur compounds, and so on, but in general these byproducts are kept to a minimum as they produce a whole variety of 'off flavors'-- fusels in particular make something taste 'hot' or 'spicy'.

    Anyhow-- the point being that the real difference between your choices for alcoholic beverages are: 1) alcoholic content (by weight/volume) and 2) the other kinds of things that are mixed in with those alcohols, (eg., sugars, tannins, and so on). A strong drink (like wine as compared to a typical beer) affects you differently because there's more alcohol. Tannins also tend to make that hangover last a bit longer, although it should be said that hangovers are mostly caused by dehydration and/or vitamin B deficiency (vitamin B is utilized in alcohol metabolization).

    Yeast, by itself, has little or nothing to do with those other compounds. They're just there because they existed in the yeast's food (like grapes, barley, rice, etc), and the yeast had nothing to do with them, so they stuck around. Other organisms (molds, bacteria, and other 'wild yeasts') may affect them somewhat, but modern breweries (Belgians excepted) go to great lengths to make sure that these contaminants do not enter the product, as they make quality control extremely difficult.

    No, the point of these studies really is to try and isolate the benefits of consuming alcohol-- ethyl alcohol. Not the other things. We already know that, e.g., grapes are good for you, and if you really want a good source of antioxidants, try eating fresh fruits and veggies.

  151. Re:alternatively by maroberts · · Score: 1

    Whoa, this is a members only bar, you've got to Register and sign in.

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  152. Drinking and Navy by maroberts · · Score: 1

    Even then, they knew you lived longer drinking alcohol than water.

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    1. Re:Drinking and Navy by modecx · · Score: 1

      Even then, they knew you lived longer drinking alcohol than water.

      Especially sea water!

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  153. hooray by Tuffsnake · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Now drinking 4 beers a day makes me health conscious and not an alcoholic!!