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  1. Crossed the Line on Ex-Marine Detained Under Operation Vigilant Eagle For His Political Views Sues · · Score: 1

    Raub claimed the posts were simply song lyrics and political views.

    When you quote the Bieber, you know "the man" will come down hard on you.

  2. Re:Start here on White House: Use Metric If You Want, We Don't Care · · Score: 5, Funny

    it should be in km/s

    I can see the speed limit signs now: 1.94E-3 km/s.

  3. Re:They saw this coming for ages... on Main US Weather Satellite Fails As Hurricane Season Looms · · Score: 3, Funny

    Magic 8 Ball to the rescue: Outlook not so good.

  4. I've seen this before. on Will Robots Take Over the Data Center? · · Score: 1

    "Robotic equipment would be mounted on rails that allow them to find and move hardware."

    The IT tech was upset to learn the cake was a lie.

  5. Raise the pirate flag. on Ask Slashdot: Can Yahoo Actually Stage a Comeback? · · Score: 1, Funny

    The new and improved Yarrrrhoo! can embrace a new synergy of proactive distributed cloud sharing. 'Rissa Dot Com, CEO for a new era.

  6. Re:Remind me,,, on Amazon, Google and Apple Won't Need To Pay Tax, Despite Goverment Threats · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's just the poor people who hate the government, because they're all nasty and poor and horrible.

    Arthur: Bloody peasants!

  7. Re:Really? on Review: Star Trek: Into Darkness · · Score: 5, Funny

    She wasn't the mom or the maid. She wasn't blonde. She was a female character in a position of responsibility...
    You didn't see much of that on ..."The Beverley Hillbillies"

    Miss Hathaway was all that. Of course, TBH paralleled TOS in many ways, with the characters mapping closely:

    Jed Clampett - Kirk
    Jethro - Generic red shirt
    Granny - combination of McCoy and Scotty
    Elly Mae Clampett - Nurse Chapel
    Miss Hathaway - Spock
    Mr. Drysdale - Kahn

    If you can't see this connection, you are probably sober.

  8. Re:This is America. We compete. on Sorry, Larry Page: Tech-Industry Viciousness Is Here To Stay · · Score: 2

    dog-eat-dog is the best...

    Norm Peterson: ...and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear.

  9. Gut Reaction on Congress Demands Answers From Google Over Google Glass Privacy Concerns · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are valid questions to ask, but every time I see "congress demands answers" I imagine clowns piling out of a tiny car and want to root for the interrogated.

  10. Re:I've tried to like Google's Glass product... on Google I/O 2013 Underway: Watch For Updates · · Score: 4, Funny

    You need to wait for the polished consumer version: the Google Monocle, with Persian cat accessory.

  11. LOLTargs on Bing Translator Adds Klingon · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can has gagh?

  12. Re:9 out of 10 on Bing Translator Adds Klingon · · Score: 3, Funny

    9 out of 10 Klingons use Bing!!!

    On the internet, nobody knows you're a Ferringhi.

  13. Re:So...no more evil BORG icon on Bill Gates Opens Up About Steve Jobs · · Score: 3, Funny

    I always thought the Billy borg icon looked rather upbeat.

  14. Re: an interesting perspective... on The Days of Cheap, Subsidized Phones May Be Numbered · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The $200+ cost mentioned is only for parts and assembly. You aren't allowing a penny for research, development, design, advertising, distribution, support, updates and services accompanying the device. Nobody is claiming this is "the best capitalism can do", but to continue talking about 3x markup as if there are no costs beyond BOM + assembly is not realistic.

  15. Re:an interesting perspective... on The Days of Cheap, Subsidized Phones May Be Numbered · · Score: 1

    You might see a temporary drop...

    Yes, it is amazing how people repeatedly fall for the same scam:

    we will lower the tax rate, but increase appraisals (you pay more)
    we will lower the price, but make it a subscription (you pay more)
    we will [do seemingly helpful thing], but [do devious unhelpful thing] (you pay more, more, more)

  16. Re: an interesting perspective... on The Days of Cheap, Subsidized Phones May Be Numbered · · Score: 1

    Yeah, 200%+ profit is fair for JUNK that will be outdated JUNK next year.

    There is no 200% profit for any smart phone maker, there is more to business than just the BOM and assembly costs (as pointed out in the post you are responding to). If you think Apple, Samsung and HTC smart phones (the ones mentioned in the post you are responding to) are all junk, then tell us which smart phone you think is superior.

  17. Re:it's at a dead end on Ask Slashdot: Becoming a Programmer At 40? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I expect to be replaced by a robot sometime around 2030.

    10:30PM tonight: [knock knock] Are you Sarah Conner?

  18. Re: Let me be the first to say... on Sleep Deprivation Lowers School Achievement In Children · · Score: 1

    Everything you said is true, and potentially useful.

    That does not change the fact that many people will read your post and imagine grumpy cat making a face. It means you have crossed the line into geezerhood. Welcome! Don't forget to pick up your complementary sock suspenders.

  19. Re:Take them out of the loop on USAF Strips 17 Officers of Nuclear Launch Authority · · Score: 1

    I love that movie. Gratuitous drinking, smoking and sex. Kind of like Mad Men but with homicidal super computers.

  20. Article picture of Wharf 7 on Cylance Hacks Google Office Building Management System · · Score: 1

    That picture shows how much Google employees enjoy intimate closeness. Your are two feet from your coworker with no divider so you can enjoy all the sounds, sights and smells that make every work day a party.

  21. Re: Duh on Are Some of North Korea's Long-Range Missiles Fakes? · · Score: 1

    That's nice. I like a happy ending.

  22. Re:Remember when Apple fucked up Maps in iOS6? on Microsoft Prepares Rethink On Windows 8 · · Score: 1

    If you really want to pursue this comparison, then Apple did not bring back the Google powered map app but promised to improve the replacement, just as Microsoft won't bring back the Start button or offer a boot to desktop option but promises to improve the replacement. Maybe the eventual improvements will be good enough, maybe they won't.

  23. Re:"Learning curve" is missing the point. on Microsoft Prepares Rethink On Windows 8 · · Score: 1

    ...there are genuine drawbacks and genuine functionality removed

    This copy of Windows is genuine.

  24. Re:I tried this... on Adobe Creative Suite Going Subscription-Only · · Score: 1

    I think older versions of Adobe (or the last non subscription version of Adobe) will be picked first.

    The same goes for Microsoft's Office subscription. I paid $100 for unlimited 3 PC on the office last version. Now they want $100/year. Sales will hit a brick wall once the switch to rental only is complete. I can already sense the hand wringing at Adobe: what went wrong? durr....

  25. Re:Yeah. Now on New Flying Car Design Unveiled · · Score: 2

    Who said anything about safety? To infinity and beyond!