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  1. Re:Hmm on Zoe's Tale · · Score: 1

    > The Bathroom.. A universal private reading room.

    Reading on the throne leads to hemmoroids.

  2. Re:*sigh* on Australia To Block BitTorrent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem with legalizing marijuana now is that we have millions of people in prison who were made criminals under the current draconian drug laws and the prison-for-profit led enforcement of those laws. If marijuana were legalized we would be compelled to release millions of people from prison who are NOW trained to be criminals.
    The crime rate would rise, and legal marijuana would be blamed.
    So the answer, of course, is not legalize marijuana, pass even stricter laws, and build many more prisons all run by for-profit corporations! We have a depression on, you know. We could hire lots of police and prison guards!

  3. Re:Someone Post Pictures Now! on Maryland Court Weighs Internet Anonymity · · Score: 1

    Please post the pictures on 4chan to make sure we maintain a professional level of discourse.

    Pics or it didn't happen!

  4. Re:I wouldn't hold my breath on Time To Discuss Drug Prohibition? · · Score: 1

    >To some extent, yes.
    >and sugar.
    >And Diet Coke.
    >And Krispy Kreme donuts.
    >You have to draw the line somewhere; I'm not sure it's correctly drawn right now.

    I have drawn that line.
    I don't drink soda, don't eat donuts, don't eat many sweets at all. I eat mostly organic. My meat and dairy comes straight off a free range organic farm.
    However, I'm not against a single glass of wine or a single joint (pot). It's all in the balance and moderation.
    But I am aware of the damage excessive sugar, caffeine, and alcohol can do to me long term.

  5. Re:Wow... all we need now on Massive Martian Glaciers Found · · Score: 1

    If you watch the beginning of the film where they are putting 'Ah-nold' under for the memory implant you can see some things on the screen that nobody could possible know about if the entire movie actually happens. For example the technician says 'blue skies on mars... thats new'. The movie ends with blue skies on mars. The screen behind the tech has an image of the TOTALLY SECRET UNKNOWN TO ANYONE ancient Martian atmosphere generating machine.

  6. Re:Wow... all we need now on Massive Martian Glaciers Found · · Score: 1

    > All we need now is an ancient reactor to melt the ice and produce a dense atmosphere...

    > Seriously, though, that movie did suck...

    You didn't get the point of the movie. There were no ancient reactors. He never even went to Mars. It was all a simulation pumped into his brain. All you need to know to understand the movie is shown in the first 10 minutes.

    The original story was titled 'We Can Remember It For You Wholesale'.

  7. Re:same theme, better story: on Grenade-Style Wireless Camera For Combat · · Score: 1

    >> one-eyed san francisco artist looking for the tech that will allow her to put a webcam in her eye socket:

    > San Francisco: I only have one eye. Maybe I can turn this eye socket into performance art...
    > New York: I only have one eye. Maybe I can turn this eye socket into a revenue stream...
    > Tokyo: I only have one eye. Maybe I can turn this eye socket into a prehensile tentacle...

    Oh, and please... I purposely left out what someone in San Fernando Valley ("The Valley") would want to do with an eye socket...

  8. Re:same theme, better story: on Grenade-Style Wireless Camera For Combat · · Score: 1

    > one-eyed san francisco artist looking for the tech that will allow her to put a webcam in her eye socket:

    San Francisco: I only have one eye. Maybe I can turn this eye socket into performance art...
    New York: I only have one eye. Maybe I can turn this eye socket into a revenue stream...
    Tokyo: I only have one eye. Maybe I can turn this eye socket into a prehensile tentacle...

  9. Re:Filed Under the NYT's "Fashion & Style?" on Mind Control Delusions and the Web · · Score: 1

    You actually think any of Tom Cruise's recent publicity has HELPED his career?!

    He isn't exactly on speed dial with producers right now...

  10. Re:Paranoia on Mind Control Delusions and the Web · · Score: 1

    > Nobody really cares that I just scratched my nose (for example).

    Thanks.

    I just tried your example and stuffed my finger in my nostril. Now my coworkers won't go near me.

  11. Re:Filed Under the NYT's "Fashion & Style?" on Mind Control Delusions and the Web · · Score: 1

    > The question is, does Tom Cruise really believe in Scientology, or is he a cynical opportunist? The upper echelons of the organization tend to benefit financially. The truly brainwashed deserve sympathy, but the cult leaders, who benefit from their underlings' credulity, deserve scorn.

    I'm pretty sure Tom Cruise was already 'benefitting financially' before Scientology. I'm sure Scientology gets more financially from Tom Cruise directly and from his association with them than he gets from them.

    I don't think you can apply the term 'cynical opportunist' to someone who makes many millions of dollars already and doesn't collect a paycheck from Scientology. Maybe 'stupid opportunist'.

  12. Re:This on Halliburton Applies For Patent-Trolling Patent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This will make nothing better.

    > sue other patent trolls for violation

    They aren't going to sue them, they are going to charge a licensing fee.

  13. Re:Artificial towns fail on Fictional Town "Eureka" To Become Real? · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yeah, you couldn't just artifically make a city in the middle of nowhere and have it grow

  14. Awesome new CON! on ICANN Releases Draft For New TLDs · · Score: 1

    I am going to start selling .con domains!
    I love the double meaning.

  15. Re:Probably just for P2P on Tool To Allow ISPs To Scan Every File You Transmit · · Score: 1

    I see, so a user would try to download, for example, "hot pre-teen sex lolita underage illegal.jpg" and instead get this image.

  16. Re:But does it contain itself? on Web Singletons? · · Score: 1

    Make a list of all singleton web sites.
    Make a second list of all web sites that are not singletons.
    The first and last entries on this list are unique by the fact that they are the first and last non-singleton web sites. Move them to the first list. Repeat.

    All web sites are singletons.
    All things are notable.
    Q.E.D.: All your base are belong to us.

  17. Re:Put the tinfoil hat away on Tips For Taking Your Laptop Into and Out of the US? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > No one is going to search your computer other than to make sure it is a computer and not a bomb.

    Oh, really?
    You give those trained monkeys way too much credit:
    http://www.pressrepublican.com/homepage/local_story_278220015.html

  18. Re:Talking to the Police is a bad Idea on MI6 Terror Photos, Data Accidentally Sold On Ebay · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In case there is anyone left who thinks talking to the police is ever a good idea, this should be required viewing:

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4097602514885833865

  19. Re:Or more reasonable policies on Students Are Always Half Right In Pittsburgh · · Score: 1

    If a student can skip every class and still get a B, why would you want to force him to sit through mind-numbingly boring repetitions of what he already knows? To punish him for not having to suffer with you?

    Who is going to set them aside and give them these "advanced studies" you speak of? Not anyone at a public school. It's not covered by 'NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND'.

  20. Re:Or more reasonable policies on Students Are Always Half Right In Pittsburgh · · Score: 1

    Math, Sex, and Government? Mr. Feinman is that you?

  21. Re:Title finally write good on Google Unveils First Android Phone · · Score: 1

    This fits with the American ideal of granting corporations "personhood". It makes it easy to avoid blame when things go wrong.

    The company did it. Nobody in particular did it, just the company did it.
    The government did it. Nobody in particular did anything wrong, just the government did it.

    See how that works?

  22. Re:Remember that Total Information Awareness plan? on Google's Floating Datahaven · · Score: 1

    > I think I'd rather have companies answering to governments

    Quaint idea. Wasn't that how it used to work back in the olden days?

  23. The fleet could be better on 1,500-Ship Fleet Proposed To Fight Climate Change · · Score: 1

    This fleet of climate changing ships could work much faster if we equipt them with powerful engines instead of whimpy little vertical sails!

  24. Re:Pfff.... No imagination on Black Screens For Unauthorized Copies of Windows · · Score: 1

    > 6) Boot sequence and shutdown sequence get 5 minutes added on to them. Hey MS, don't forget to make sure you cause the hard drive light LED to flicker a lot while the users wait around so they think it's something going on. While you're at it, randomly flicker that HD LED every few minutes for 20 seconds at a time.

    I'm pretty sure they've already implemented this one, at least on MY Windows computer.

  25. Re:Perhaps a better solution... on Using My PC For Plain Old Telephone Service? · · Score: 1

    Honestly, if the original poster didn't want fancy answers like this, he would just turn down the volume when the phone rings.