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  1. Re:On the Horizon on Web Quantum Computer Simulator · · Score: 3, Funny

    > physicits have said that it would take a quantum computer on the scall of a contemporary computer to achieve feats such as teleportation

    Yeah, and all physicits know that if only we had enough computing power, magic would become true.

  2. $1.60 per day on OD2 Launches Penny-Per-Song Streaming Jukebox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's see... the average song is 3 minutes, one penny per 3 minutes, let's unrealistically assume I work 8 hours a day. That's $1.60 per day to have this playing all day. That's about $400 per working year.

    I think I could buy a lot of music on iTunes for $400 and listen to it for more than a year.

  3. Pick Any Two on McDonald's Germany Moves to SuSE Linux · · Score: 1

    > McDonald's burgers. Not meaty enough for carnivores. Not meatless enough for vegetarians. Why do people eat them? Oh yeah, fast and cheap.

    Fast, Cheap, Non-toxic.
    Pick any Two.

  4. Re:Progress report on SCO posts Q2 Loss, Gets $11k from Linux · · Score: 3, Funny
    They'll get infusions of money from anti-FOSS interests until they lose in court and all their appeals have been exhausted.

    Comprehensive list of anti-FOSS interests:
    1. Microsoft

  5. Re:I can do all this now on TiVo Will Stream Content From The Web · · Score: 1

    Well, I hate to shoot myself down, but I found pretty conclusive evidence that "in the sticks" is the correct phrase and "in the Styx" is the abberation.

    You may begin making fun of me now.

  6. Re:I can do all this now on TiVo Will Stream Content From The Web · · Score: 1
    ... I have never heard of the phrase ending in 'Styx' instead of 'sticks' and nobody I know has either.
    [Google says:]
    "I live out in the Styx": 4 pages.
    "I live out in the Sticks": 924 pages
    Do you have any references? ...

    I've known the phrase as "in the Styx" for as long as I can remember. It refers to the river Styx at the edge of the world before entering Hades (ie: as far away as you can get). The first time I read "in the sticks" I cringed, and I see it more and more often now. Being right is not a popularity contest, however, languages change over time and 924 to 4 might mean "in the sticks" has BECOME the right way to say it...
    Here is the only online reference I could dig up on short notice.
  7. Re:I can do all this now on TiVo Will Stream Content From The Web · · Score: 1, Funny

    > I live out in the sticks

    I'm sorry to hear you live in a tree.
    For myself, I live out in the Styx, the middle of nowhere.

  8. Re:Her website on Rowing the Pond Again · · Score: 1

    Ironically in the default French, the page is labelled "Les Photos". Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just saying is all...

  9. Let's All Cluster F* Microsoft... on Ontario Schools License StarOffice · · Score: 1

    When I used to play Risk years ago, the same scenario would play out again and again. Once someone became the undisputed power ruling over the map, all of the little players would gang up and work together to decimate the big power. They would do this even at the cost of killing themselves.

    Now, I'm not saying the Microsoft isn't evil. It is. It's abusive paranoid way of doing business is... not nice to say the least.

    But I just think it's interesting to watch all the other players like IBM and Sun doing anything they can to bring down the 'big guy' at any cost. Even if it means spending their resources developing things and giving them away at no profit to themselves.

    I think Cringley said it best recently that the only way to beat Microsoft is to NOT focus your efforts and plans as "against Microsoft" in a reactionary way, but to instead focus on "being great" as if Microsoft didn't exist, as Google seems to be doing.

  10. Re:Advanced Degrees on Google's Ph.D. Advantage · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > advanced degress != coding ability/work output

    If your measure is number of lines of code per day, then perhaps not.
    If your measure is new algorithms and technologies that no-one has ever thought of before then I'd say the advanced degrees are a little more pertinent.

  11. not-tied-behind-my-back-dept. on Porn Beats Search Engines in Internet Traffic · · Score: 4, Funny

    >Of course this is only the research of one company over a one week period.

    And using only one hand, no less.

  12. Re:Why? on Virtual Real Estate Boom Draws Real Dollars · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Why run on a threadmill or pedal on a stationary bicycle, when you can run or bike outside?

    So I can watch Buffy, Babylon5, and X-Files reruns on my Tivo while I am exercising.

  13. Re:Terminals are a problem for me on Dealing with the Unix Copy and Paste Paradigm? · · Score: 1

    I think you find them in Thailand. Why don't you go down to the nearest police station and ask them to help arrange the trip?

  14. Re:Heinlein... on Engineering An End to Aging · · Score: 1

    > look for people who have all four original grandparents still living

    You'd either end up with very long-lived people, or people who start pumping out babies when they are 13.

  15. Re:Day in the life of a Liberal [Otto] on NTT DoCoMo's 4G Tests Hit 300Mbps · · Score: 1, Funny

    > ... [all kinds of anal-fisting-gaping-hole-miscellaneous-bodily-flui d-drinking deleted] ...

    I think this is a description of a painting by Hieronymus Bosch...

  16. Re:Reminds me of a friend's 21st birthday party... on There Are Infinitely Many Prime Twins · · Score: 1

    > 7:00 - Sushi bar patrons are staring at our party of like 15 people
    > 8:00 - Sushi bar patrons are staring at 10-12 people drinking sake bombs
    > 9:00 - Sushi bar patrons are wondering what the hell "naive set theory" is and why the hell all my drunken buddies are talking about it

    10:00 am next morning - Hung-over mathematician realizes that Sushi bar patrons not only didn't wonder about mathematical conversations, but didn't notice that mathematicians were in the bar at all.

  17. Re:I have a better proof, and it fits on There Are Infinitely Many Prime Twins · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > 2. Given: A certain positive percentage of primes differ by two.

    Not necessarily true. It's equally possible that a certain finite number of primes differ by two, not an infinite percentage of primes.

    Give me my cookie now.

  18. Re:Based on the comment so far... on Extensible Programming for the 21st Century · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Agreed.

    The original development of XML came from the desire to separate HTML content and formatting into two distinct parts. Soon you will use XHTML and CSS to have machine parsable, web-spiderable content and any formatting you like.

    The same goal of separating content and formatting applies to programs. Use XML internally. Your choice of editor can use braces, brackets, tab-indenting, BEGIN/END, or whatever you like best to format the code.

    The internal XML format will be easily manipulated by the program itself.

    And yes, all this has been possible with LISP for a very long time, before many of you were born. But hey, if the buzzword of the day let's us push this powerfull overdue idea into the mainstream, I'm all for it.

  19. Why don't Cliff's articles show up? on Networked DVD Players, Good or Bad? · · Score: 1

    Don't mod this down as off-topic until someone answers please...

    Why is is that this article, and other articles often by Cliff, doesn't show up on the slashdot front page?
    I don't have any setting to ignore Cliff or anything.

    I'm really interested in this particular article, as I am in the market for a networked DVD player. I am eagerly awaiting the Linksys, which was suppose to be available months ago, so I can compare it to the Gateway and KISS models.

  20. Re:Benefits. on Best Results From Bartering Computer Services? · · Score: 1

    So let me see if I got this straight...

    You spent all day working on their computer.
    And in return they let you spend two more days digging rocks in a mine. Similar to what they let prison chain gangs do.

    Nice barter.

  21. Re:For those who don't want to read the story: on "A Sound of Thunder" Movie This Summer · · Score: 1

    But see, that's the second, often overlooked, 'point' of the story. History was changed by a minor alteration, and nobody back in the 'future' knew anything was different. Perhaps these safaris are ALWAYS messing up the timeline and nobody realizes it!

  22. Re:I Love THX1138 on THX-1138 Finally Coming to DVD · · Score: 1

    I think you gluttons for punishment need, no DESERVE, to see 'Waiting For Godot'.

  23. Re:Remind yourself and your family on Schizophrenia Experiences and Suggestions? · · Score: 1

    > Remind yourself and your family that life is a tiny drop in the vast ocean of space and time. Our lives, our petty problems, our worries are mere fleeting glimpses in the infinity of the universe.
    Helps me put things in perspective when I'm depressed/sad/dejected. Maybe it'll help you too.

    Damn... now I'm really depressed.

    If you consider that a pic-me-up, I'd hate to see what you consider depressing.

  24. Re:New RFC? on AgroWaste Oil Plant Starts Production · · Score: 4, Funny

    > be more energy conscious and don't waste it, use *exactly* what you need

    Hold on a sec, all these servers are putting out a lot of heat I have to turn up the AC in here. Ok, better, now what were you saying?

  25. Re:just say NO on 71% of Spam Servers are Located in China · · Score: 1

    > I have no idea what a colo server is (when are slashdot members going to learn to start defining off-beat terms and abreviations when they first use them?)

    A colo server is a server that is co-located on an ISP's premises. In other words, a server using rented bandwidth and physical space.

    All "off-beat" terms defined:
    colo= abbr. for co-located
    server= computer used to offer services
    is= existential verb
    ISP=Internet Service Provider
    premises=a physical location
    other=alternate
    words= a group of letters conveying a single meaning
    rented=a service or good paid for in periodic installments, not owned by the renter
    bandwidth=a measured amount of data traffic
    physical=in the real world, as opposed to virtual
    space=a certain quantity of physical location