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  1. Re:See a doctor. on Duct Tape Can Remove Warts · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know for a fact you can become a doctor in about five minutes on the internet.

  2. Re:See a doctor. on Duct Tape Can Remove Warts · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, and you shouldn't go fiddling with things inside your computer, either!
    DIY in the home - that's another thing. Don't touch it - you'll only go and kill yourself.
    Don't ever say me and penfold don't warn you about this stuff.

  3. Re:firewall? on Yahoo! Online Games Contain Spyware · · Score: 1

    In order to use the software you (I'm guessing here) need to connect to their game server. Whilst negotiating a connection for your game, the spyware funnels up a load of information on your usage habits (you spend 10 hours a day looking at /., 2 hours playing Civilization). Thus the same port is used for both espionage and recreation and you can't block it without breaking the game.

    Just my 0.02

  4. Imagine... on Camcorder Jamming Devices Announced · · Score: 1

    First blind guy to be given a new set of video camera cyborg eyes leaves hospital.

    "At last! I can finally go to the movies and find out what I was missing all these years"

    After half an hour of sitting in the theatre, right after the ads finish, his eyes suddenly start streaming snow to his visual cortex.

    "Sweet Jesus! I'm blind again - farewell cruel world!"

    *BANG*

  5. Re:A beautiful country on Over 100 Frog Species Discovered in Sri Lanka · · Score: 1

    Not exactly 'war ravaged'. The north east is basically a no-go area for tourists, but apart from the occasionaly flare up (e.g. Tamil Tigers take over control tower at Columbo international airport two years ago) it's basically very safe, and yes, beautiful too.

  6. Re:It's called synaesthesia.... on Seeing Sounds and Hearing Colors · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And also from ketamine. Apparently.

  7. Re:Cool! on Educational Courses in Digital Format? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Clearly there is much educational material available on CDs.
    Why not buy and rip?

  8. Last year... on Halloween Costumes for 2002? · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... for New Year I went as a robot in honour of Robot Frank. IIRC there are some photos of what he did one halloween himself on his site.
    For halloween two years ago I went as a werewolf, with all the fangs, hair etc. I got drunk and tried scaring all the passengers on a bus. Unlucky for me, it turned out that one of them was my mother and she recognised me straight away! One of the more embarrassing moments of my life...

  9. First there was date rape... on Exchange Email Addresses With A Handshake · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and soon there will be data rape

  10. Philips Zenia on Cordless Phones with High Tech Batteries? · · Score: 1

    These phones also have replaceable batteries.
    They have very good reception and sound quality, as well as a respectable speaker phone function on the handsets and a 200 number memory.

    However, in all other respects they suck hard. This is mainly because the UI is counter-intuitive and very unresponsive.

    There is some kind of serial interface on the base station, which I assume could be used for synchronising the phonebook with a PC, but in their wisdom Philips have denied us that facility and you have to use the crappy UI to peck in each entry.

    What really gets me about these DECT phones is that they are mostly similar to cellular models from the same manufacturer but they are always stripped of the most useful functional extras.

    There. I've said it.

  11. Re:Idiots guide to story posting on Cern Mass Produces Anti-Hydrogen · · Score: 1

    And then you go and post it in the 'Toys' topic. wtfiuwt?

    The toys topic is the best thing about /., and this story is wasteful pollution.

  12. Hey! on Problem Fans on Video Cards? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm a fan of video cards and I'm very reliable, thank you.

  13. Change the tense (etc) of every line... on Resume Tips For Jobs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...so that it sounds like an achievement.

    e.g. Was a member of a team that selected a new problem management tool

    becomes

    Selected a new problem management tool

    Do this on every line and use bullet points.

    BYU

  14. Dude! on Survivor Meets Junkyard Wars for Scientists · · Score: 1

    Lesley Judd was a FOX!!!

  15. Re:Today, Landmines... Tomorrow, Trouffles! on Honeybees Trained to Find Landmines · · Score: 1

    Pigs and dogs are used to find truffles.
    Apparently the truffle gives off a scent like that of a male wild boar which is what attracts the pigs, and the dogs are just trained to go for the smell in the same way that sniffer dogs are trained for drugs or explosives.

    Useless facts - we got 'em!

  16. Slashdotted - but with style... on Tiny Boxen · · Score: 1
    Well, at least they're honest about it!


    "We are currently being slashdotted. Due to stupid Apache settings on our side, performance has been very low. We appologize for the inconvenience. We have now allocated 300 processes to Apache in order to provide faster access"

  17. Well, yeees... on Light Strips for Home Decoration? · · Score: 1

    But oil lamps don't really conjure up that whole Tron thing quite so well, do they?

  18. 34sp.com on Non-Red Hat Linux Hosting? · · Score: 1
    34sp.com is the host that I use. Their servers are FreeBSD, are based in London and they only charge £15 per year (~ 21USD)


    I don't know how they do it, but they do. The support is great, with an IRC channel as well as forum based FAQ's etc.


    I don't have any interest in this company.

  19. Algorithm Driven Allowance on Keeping Kids Interested in Math? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Give them a different sum to solve each week, the answer to which is the amount of cash they get.
    That should sort the little terrors out.

  20. Re:Logo as punishment in primary school on LOGO Still Lives -- New Java-Based Version Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    30 miles to school in the snow?! You don't know you're born! We lived in a hole in the middle of the road, and had to get up before we went to bed!

  21. Also... on Mushrooms And Geiger Counters · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eggs don't bounce.
    There are no bones in a jelly fish.

  22. The solution to this problem in the UK is... on How to Stop Rampant Junk Fax? · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...to sign up to the Faxing Preference Service. Once you have done this, you appear on the list of people it is unlawful for anyone to fax-spam.

    If you're concerned about the amount of tree-ware spamming you through your letterbox then sign up for the Mailing Preference service while you're at it.

    Finally, you can also sign up to the Telephone Preference service and foil those legalised war-diallers that phone you up and then hang up on you when they realise they can't connect you to a sales drone.

  23. Me too! on USB to Bluetooth Adapters? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am looking for a connector to connect my Ask Slashdot questions to the editors.

    I know this is possible, because I have seen other peoples questions get posted.

    Maybe it's because mine aren't stupid enough?
    Please help!

  24. Why are there so many backwards pages out there? on Google Mirror Beats the Great Firewall of China · · Score: 1

    If you type in, say, 'there' (as opposed to 'ereht'), you still get 1038 sites, and they are all shown the right way round.
    What's the point in publishing your site in mirror english?
    Is this just evidence of people writing crappy code that reverses all their text whilst trying to do parse it, or is it something more interesting?

  25. Re:Why they on Wireless Pedal Power Computing in Laos · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they think that it would be better to use renewable energy?

    Thousands of people in the West use stationary bicycles several times a week. The only difference is that in gyms the energy is wasted as heat rather than converted into something useful.