here are the non-idiots that would. they make a shitload of money. they use verizon because it has the best coverage, allowing them to be on conference calls while moving around. important calls - not like the ones you are on, and bad reception is not an option, so you have to have the best. and on verizon, through their plan, with their corporate discount, they get a new phone every 2 years.
of course, idiots like you who think the use case for everyone must be like their own will never be promoted to a position like the people I have described, which is why you're stuck being on sev1 calls for server down at 2am on a saturday, while the guy I described is at a party with hookers and blo.
dear it guy who only knows his little server and not what the point of the business is or how the company earns money to pay his salary and the much higher salaries of people who know how to earn the company money:
letting spammers know it didn't get through does absolutely nothing. it could do something, but in real life it does not. your spam filter is not 100% effective, and has false positives, containing things worth more money than your dorkface and all your friend dorkfaces will ever make. It helps the store clerk emailing your sales team an order to know that the email was bounced, and she'll figure out another way.
this is coming from an it guy with much more technical knowledge than you. it's people like you who don't see the big picture of a business that are the problem.
I'm no master of korean. in fact I suck at korean. but I also suck at spanish, suck less at french, even less at russian, and am the master faggot sucker of the english. and all that sucking makes me thing it's 2 words, translating to "10,000 rooms" - although the english side of me thinks it's dudes fucking each other in the ass.
wow. pretty much every single thing you said is false. it's slower because it's older. fddi, arbitrated loop in storage, etc are the next generations of token ring. Much faster than ethernet, completely unreliable, and definitely not something you want anywhere where failure is not an option.
also, you don't seem to know what token ring is or TCP or IP. now let me blow your mind retard. you usually run TCP/IP on token ring. hey, can you enlighten me? what's faster - wifi or TCP/IP? What about wifi over android?
The fastest of course is the hot air escaping your head, and the nigger cock going in and out of your asshole.
please provide more advice on shit you know nothing about. your're entertainting.
umm no. an autopilot on most planes is pretty much exactly what it is on the tesla feature-wise. and I'm pretty sure the car can park itself no problem.
"we"? on a public street - no, I am part owner of that street, I don't vote to give it away to anyone, nor will i spend tax money on having the government do it. if someone who purchases a part of that street decides to put shit pointed my house on their property - I have no say in it.
xray? no, that's harmful to me, and illegal to point at someone w/o their approval. I don't approve. ir camera - fine, that's not harmful to me. they don't see through shit like you think they do though, this ain't the movies. they'll give you a greyscale picture of the house though. if this "we" wants that, fine. if they want to photograph my windows - that's their choice. if they want to photograph inside the house, it's my job to block them. with curtains.
yeah, umm no. you're a moron. you have a limited number of pixels. the best way to capture something is to use the most of those pixels for the subject you are capturing. movies are horizontal, and even there we're talking imax for the vertical scenes. since you're stupid, let me explain.
let's say you're taping a person standing up. you have 50x100 pixels to work with. you can use the 5000 pixels for the person, vertically, and have him come through sharp. or you can turn horizontal, use 2500 pixels for the person at half the resolution, and add some useless shit on the sides with the other 2500. hey - do you sit at starbucks half the day with your airbook or whatever, wearing glasses that have plain glass, and expensive clothes that purposely look like cheap ones did 50 years ago? do you make annoying comments to your annoying friends to see who can be more annoying? does your girlfriend wear the same glasses, but lisa loeb styled, and have this whiny voice with the tone going up at the end of her pointless statements? you're a loser and your life sucks, and you don't even know it. and imagine ca - j'ai took all that just de ton seul phrase debile. ebnutiy mudak.
morons are losers with no social life whom hold slashdot comments someone writes while eating and watching tv to the grammar standards of a published article. since you understood what the guy meant, the comment was just fine. get a life loser. me, I'm writing this on the shitter, and if I miss a comma it's because I was distracted pushing out a brother for you. nigger.
ah yes, the internet moron who looked up some shit on wikipedia and is now correcting others with his vast array of world knowledge, but in fact has never gotten out of his mom's basement because he's scared of people. they might TALK TO YOU you know.
they profile behavior? instead of googling whatever it is you want people to google, providing a single datapoint, let me tell you from my experience of many datapoints, from living there for a month. are you a jew with a big nose and an american passport? if yes then go ahead, no questions asked. are you a wetback born in the states? let's play 50 intrusive inappropriate questions, no one gives a shit about your american passport. Are you a white guy with a british accent and freckles? go through and don't hold up the line. the questions come after racial profiling - the questions are what lets you get the big gun removed from your face and maybe after some very inappropriate interrogation get through a checkpoint within the country or at the airport. but the only thing that gets that that gun in your face and the only thing that gets you selected in the first place is your race. I say this as an american-grown white atheist jew who has watched this shit daily for my fun month in jewland, which is actually not as much jewland as a province of russia where they pretend they're not all russian.
don't correct people on subjects you know nothing about. you run the chance of being corrected in a non-friendly manner, you shit-covered faggot.
you must be his purposely dense brother who's a fucking hit at parties (the ones where him and his right hand are alone at home on saturday night and you're jacking each other off). let me clear up your denseness:
I'm going to guess you agree with the following statements:
drm is useless because.01% of the people can break encryption, and you can install a torrent client and download shit, so why do companies have drm?
there's no point in locking your door because.01% of the population can pick the lock.
the surface line runs the same OS as the surface pro line because 1 product from that line runs the same OS.
your chance of getting robbed by a nigger is the same as by whitey.
we normal people go with generalizations. there are always exceptions, but what is true the majority of the time is what we go buy. in the analysis of what made money, the surface line did not, and the surface pro line did. Also, during the time the money was made, the surface pro line ran a different OS. There is an exception for the surface 3, which ran the same OS.
But see, us normal people do not need to list all the exceptions, we just go with what's true "pretty much all" of the time and skip all the exceptions. This is what makes conversations with me interesting - they move along, covering the major points and not getting stuck on little irrelevant shit - edge cases. This is also what makes you a very uninteresting annoying person to hang out with. now go ahead - point out some grammar errors or cases where you are "technically correct."
you do know the difference between the surface line (what the article and everyone else here is talking about) and the surface pro line (what your stupid ass is talking about)? different operating system, different hardware and cpu architecture, different set of different-looking applications, etc.. we're talking about the shitty large smart flip phone from microsoft. you're talking about a regular thin laptop.
nice try on your part. I'm sure if you try more you'll get on board and play with the rest of the boys some day. you'll learn to tie your shoelaces by yourself too. now come on steven, get on that short yellow bus. time to go to the gas chamber you fucking jew nigger.
you think an h1b designs the latest intel chips? do you also think the mexican busboy getting your coffee cooks the gourmet dinner? an h1b is where I go for a dude that barely speaks english, who does basic uninteresting shit no one else wants to do. I don't go "Habib - please do the needful and hook up some nano-scale lithography for me." Habib Jr might be able to do it. His code-warrior father, only survives by putting in 16 hours of work to accomplish what a normal person would do in 10. He then has a smart kid, who goes to MIT. and that kid can be the superstar. but no, no douche from the russian, european, chinese, or for fuck's sake ass-wiped-with-hand Indian turd is going to do anything but busboy work.
is that supposed to mean something like "raftify wag ass" like to turn a "wag ass" whatever that means into a raft? what fucking mom's basement did your zit-covered greasy face crawl out of ya fucking loser? here's something we all normal people who are, believe it or not, just as smart or smarter than you can understand: Ruff Ruff, the dog is fucking your ass ruff ruff, fucking greasy loser. how's your amateur c# project no one will ever hear about coming along? ruff ruff, your life is ruff.. ouch.
Oh, I quite well realize you've been speaking english for your whole sad doucecake of a life. so do most people. those same people find my post hilarious, and thousands of them are laughing at you. Telling a douche like you he should take an esl class, well that's jjuste ggolde. you're right, only idiots use literally to mean "not literally". you, being the idiot you are however, doesn't recognize that it's in fact not used as "not literally" here in any way shape or form. the "not literally" is implied by the action being described, it being ridiculous and not applicable in a literal sense. "literally" here takes that ridiculous exaggeration, and says "I really fucking mean it's that fucking ridiculous." it takes the exaggeration and pushes it to the next level. if it was used as "not literally" it would decrease the exaggeration. and most people understand this and use it properly, like the guy you replied to. to who you replied when you were applying your reply. you on the other hand are wrong, don't get a fairly basic use of the language, which makes you a fucking little kid that shit his pants and doesn't realize where the smell is coming from, and then starts yelling in a crowd of people that someone has shit his pants. go wipe yourself off ya fucking loser. society doesn't want you to be a part of it. you are slightly retarded, and asshole who thinks a lot of himself, whereas it's the exact opposite. you're in no position to make fun of people, your trousers are full of shit. annoying little fucking aging asshole loser.
hey buddy. your english is extremely good and I commend you, but I highly suggest either living in an english-speaking country for a while, or taking some courses taught by natives, not a teacher whose first language is the same as yours.
I speak 5 languages myself, and while 3 of them I am extremely well-versed in, some intricacies always pass over my head, like I think is happening in your case. When I was learning french while living in france, I picked it up real quick, but up to this day, after many years later, some details escape me. the hardest one is exaggeration in any language, followed by sarcasm - in my opinion. what's happening here is the former.
So, let's say I want to emphasize that I make a lot of money. I can say something like "I make a lot of money." Now, I want to emphasize it more than "a lot of money." So I'll say something like "a metric shit ton of money." Now, this is a statement that to you might not make sense - a ton is a ton, whether it's a ton of shit or not. also, I doubt weight has much bearing on it - it could be in pennies or bills. This does make sense to a native speaker though. It's the wonderful world of expressions that are not translated literally, but are an exaggeration to show more that literal meanings allow.
Now as for the word literal. Just like "metric shit ton" is not taken literally, for emphasis, "literally" can be taken non-literally for emphasis. I can say I am so rich a stream of money literally comes out of my pockets as I walk down the street. This is an exaggeration, and for emphasis I am going with a non-literal meaning of the word "literal."
Again, your english is very fucking good - literally literally. You just need to polish it off a tiny bit, and you could have it down perfect. A short advanced esl class taught by a native will do it, is very cheap, and worth the time.
now, I'm trilingual, but studied the 2 others in classes. I know what I'm talking about.
also, since I think I know your fucking loser type well on here, and so you don't get defensive and respond w/ the usual bullshit - yeah i know a got a bunch of errors here - it's casual slashdot, not a journal, so I don't proofread, type fast, and I'm getting my dick sucked while watching tv and typing this. a techblog is not the place for proopper grammer for anyone that has a life.
I don't think it's your memory you have to worry about. It's the mayo that was sitting out for a few days in the sun prior to being injected through your ear, completely filling your cranium that you gotta worry about. seriously, for your sake, I hope you're fuck up out of your mind right now and haven't slept for a week. otherwise, I feel very sorry for you dude. It probably takes a couple of hours per day for you just to tie your shoelaces, and that adds up to a lot of fucking hours over a lifetime. well, you probably don't notice. I won't bother googling it, but with a brain the size of a goldfish, you don't keep of time to well in that round bowl. what's around the corner? what's around the corner? what's around the corner? jesus fuck how can someone be this fucking dumb.
umm, ok. enjoy a tall icy sprite and go comb your hair while pissing in the sink. don't forget to spritz your balls. good, now we've both told each other what to do. are ya doin yours? you're literally nobody to tell anybody online what to do. your moderation, well I hate to break it to you, magic internet points neither exist nor actually do anything. I'd enjoy my "-1" if I could even see comment scores at all, which I can't, or gave two shits about some random people online assigning magical meaningless points to shit I write. anyone who wants the content they read censored by random strangers accross the internet and does not read at -1, well those monkeys can dance how they want, doesn't effect me in any way.
now lemme see, I replied to an offtopic post, you view that as a negative. you replied to an offtopic post, that's all good in your world. dance monkey dance. seriously, go play with your magical internet points and tell random people what they should do, fucking loser. been reading this site since the late 90's and I swear you losers are just getting more and more retarded every year. we had lots of nerds before, mostly very smart but uncool people. all could write code. now it's half fucking it managers half highschool kids who assemble a desktop and think they're a nerd. we had all nerds, now it's mostly dorks. go get a life loser, if you do anything.
i'll tell you this douchefuck. ain't nobody projecting nothing on fucking slashdot. this is a crap little news aggregator where people come to catch the headlines and fuck off some fun in the comments. most stuff you read here is fake or a joke, people are just wasting time. people like you who get into serious arguments maybe have the potential to "project" in a place like this. people like me, well this is just a news aggregator on the internet. I make new accounts here every time I forget my password. been through like 20 of them at least in the last 15 years. I'm old enough, rich enough, and have seen pretty much the whole fucking world. I got nothing to project on fucking slashdot. I'm just calling you a loser. you know what makes you one? the fact that on some fucking news aggregator you spent time reading some troll's post history. you proofread your posts too - amirite?
"sugar mouth"? what the fuck is a sugar mouth there slick? man, you're such a card. go play with your fat wife and pay up to the therapist to figure out why you don't want to fuck her and your marriage is not working, w/o saying she's fat. sugar mouth - you gotta be fucking kidding me - what fucking planet do you live on greaser? "ad hominem attacks?" don't call me a faggot you closet faggot - you don't fucking know me. getting kissed a couple of times by drunk gay friends in college does not make you gay in your adult life. only being gay makes you gay in your adult life. the point I'm trying to make, is responding to "YOU hate and the rest of the world LOVES". now, you seem to be a grammar nazi, so the fact you purposely are ignoring what that means simply makes you fake being dense so as not to admit you're wrong. "YOU hate and the rest of the world LOVES" has nothing to do with the the difference between "loves" and "you're a faggot." it simply means he is the only one "against" something, while the rest of the people are "for" something. That statement is not only false, it's the exact opposite of the truth, as I state in my post. then you go on discussing the meaning of "is" and calling me a homoman. fucking sugar mouth. you gotta be fucking kidding me. damn you got a pathetic sad little bland existence to go w/ you cardboard-flavored personality. fucking highlight of your year is when the kids gather round the bbq and set off some fireworks while you knock down a cold one and chat with friends about fucking nothing. buddy, whether you and your whole pit of family and friends are even on this planet or not, no one would know fucking the the the, the difference comma
alright, I'm going to actually write this idiot here for no other reason than I'm really really fucking bored. now I've been reading this site and making fun of some losers on here since the early early taco days, I wanna say smth like 15 years now if not more. and I gotta say, someone like this apk poster is really making me wonder here. now it's clear english is not this guy's first language, and while who gives a fuck about grammar and speleeng, this guy's writing style makes him out to be some smelly curry loser with a learning disability, or more likely a tiny-dicked fat asian who is laughed at to his face when he's walking out in public. I myself speak 5 languages, and I gotta say, only in 3 of them can I write at a decent adult level. but even in the two I know poorly, while I make lots of errors in conjugation or maybe select a word that kinda doesn't fit its true meaning, I don't sound mentally disabled - I just look like someone who hasn't fully mastered the language.
this douchebag though, consistently keeps posting for a really long time, and seems to have not a poor knowledge of a language, but a mental disability of some sort. rancid cake of vaginal discharge - if the internet is the safe place for your alter-ego, where you're "cool" and people don't openly ignore you and laugh in your face, why would you turn yourself into the laughing stock as well? in real life, when you're sitting alone or with your dork friends at a starbucks, and the table of attractive guys and girls next to you keeps looking over at you and laughing - do you stand up and make a huge scene and draw attention to your greasy zit-faced self so the whole room laughs at you now instead of this table? I doubt it. I think you quiet down, hide your tail between your smelly ass cheeks, and run home to your basement to cry. So why do you do this online? Do you not realize any time you write something longer than a phrase on slashdot, you show yourself to be a mentally retarded person, and everyone here laughs at you, just like they do at the cafe? The shit you post on here - half of it is literally unreadable - it's gibberish. Your brain does not have the capacity for normal communication in english. you make a freaking fool out of yourself every time your greasy short fingers touch your keyboard. You posting aggressive annoying shit people can barely comprehend only makes people show your posts to their friends and laugh their ass off at you. not because of the merits of what you have to say, but because you communicate in a way that makes me picture you sitting there unbathed for a week with drool coming out of the corner of your mouth muttering some nonsense with a heavy retard-accent of someone who used to be able to hear in childhood but has been deaf for a few decades. no one bothers reading the contents of your posts. they sit there laughing at the retarded kid, and you're just drawing more and more attention to yourself. ever seen a mentally disabled child at the grocery store whose face is covered in Cheetos, who has soiled himself and is standing in a puddle of urine on the floor in front of the milk isle, and is yelling random words at everyone passing by, and that smell of shit all around. and people just walk far away and say "I'll pick up milk next time." that's you kid. go home and stop drawing attention to yourself. you don't see me try to be a movie star. the kid who shit his pants in front of the milk isle shouldn't pretend he's some kind of a normal person, especially "the cool kid" or an alpha of some sort. go home, wipe the drool off your face, and for god's sake's, wipe your ass.
way more windows and android devices than apple shit out there.. so I think it's awesome to be rich. assuming you're not a stupid asshat and your statement is true, He hates apple shit, the rest of the world loves it. apple being a minority by far, and windows+android being the majority by far, either he's super filthy rich and owns millions of devices, you know, just for kicks, or your mouth is full of nasty rancid chunky shit from spewing nasty rancid chunky bullshit. either way, it seems that it is pretty fucking awesome to be him, and very fucking shitty to be you.
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here are the non-idiots that would. they make a shitload of money. they use verizon because it has the best coverage, allowing them to be on conference calls while moving around. important calls - not like the ones you are on, and bad reception is not an option, so you have to have the best. and on verizon, through their plan, with their corporate discount, they get a new phone every 2 years.
of course, idiots like you who think the use case for everyone must be like their own will never be promoted to a position like the people I have described, which is why you're stuck being on sev1 calls for server down at 2am on a saturday, while the guy I described is at a party with hookers and blo.
cool beans about your dead dad; mine's dead too. tell me more about the shovels.
dear it guy who only knows his little server and not what the point of the business is or how the company earns money to pay his salary and the much higher salaries of people who know how to earn the company money:
letting spammers know it didn't get through does absolutely nothing. it could do something, but in real life it does not. your spam filter is not 100% effective, and has false positives, containing things worth more money than your dorkface and all your friend dorkfaces will ever make. It helps the store clerk emailing your sales team an order to know that the email was bounced, and she'll figure out another way.
this is coming from an it guy with much more technical knowledge than you. it's people like you who don't see the big picture of a business that are the problem.
I'm no master of korean. in fact I suck at korean. but I also suck at spanish, suck less at french, even less at russian, and am the master faggot sucker of the english. and all that sucking makes me thing it's 2 words, translating to "10,000 rooms" - although the english side of me thinks it's dudes fucking each other in the ass.
people's comments are casual chatter. the title of an article though? niggers are everywhere, and they dona speka no anglais.
kill all the curry niggers. yeah, that means you. doop ti du the needful assfuck.
wow. pretty much every single thing you said is false. it's slower because it's older. fddi, arbitrated loop in storage, etc are the next generations of token ring. Much faster than ethernet, completely unreliable, and definitely not something you want anywhere where failure is not an option.
also, you don't seem to know what token ring is or TCP or IP. now let me blow your mind retard. you usually run TCP/IP on token ring. hey, can you enlighten me? what's faster - wifi or TCP/IP? What about wifi over android?
The fastest of course is the hot air escaping your head, and the nigger cock going in and out of your asshole.
please provide more advice on shit you know nothing about. your're entertainting.
umm no. an autopilot on most planes is pretty much exactly what it is on the tesla feature-wise. and I'm pretty sure the car can park itself no problem.
"we"? on a public street - no, I am part owner of that street, I don't vote to give it away to anyone, nor will i spend tax money on having the government do it. if someone who purchases a part of that street decides to put shit pointed my house on their property - I have no say in it.
xray? no, that's harmful to me, and illegal to point at someone w/o their approval. I don't approve. ir camera - fine, that's not harmful to me. they don't see through shit like you think they do though, this ain't the movies. they'll give you a greyscale picture of the house though. if this "we" wants that, fine. if they want to photograph my windows - that's their choice. if they want to photograph inside the house, it's my job to block them. with curtains.
yeah, umm no. you're a moron. you have a limited number of pixels. the best way to capture something is to use the most of those pixels for the subject you are capturing. movies are horizontal, and even there we're talking imax for the vertical scenes. since you're stupid, let me explain.
let's say you're taping a person standing up. you have 50x100 pixels to work with. you can use the 5000 pixels for the person, vertically, and have him come through sharp. or you can turn horizontal, use 2500 pixels for the person at half the resolution, and add some useless shit on the sides with the other 2500. hey - do you sit at starbucks half the day with your airbook or whatever, wearing glasses that have plain glass, and expensive clothes that purposely look like cheap ones did 50 years ago? do you make annoying comments to your annoying friends to see who can be more annoying? does your girlfriend wear the same glasses, but lisa loeb styled, and have this whiny voice with the tone going up at the end of her pointless statements? you're a loser and your life sucks, and you don't even know it. and imagine ca - j'ai took all that just de ton seul phrase debile. ebnutiy mudak.
morons are losers with no social life whom hold slashdot comments someone writes while eating and watching tv to the grammar standards of a published article. since you understood what the guy meant, the comment was just fine. get a life loser. me, I'm writing this on the shitter, and if I miss a comma it's because I was distracted pushing out a brother for you. nigger.
ah yes, the internet moron who looked up some shit on wikipedia and is now correcting others with his vast array of world knowledge, but in fact has never gotten out of his mom's basement because he's scared of people. they might TALK TO YOU you know.
they profile behavior? instead of googling whatever it is you want people to google, providing a single datapoint, let me tell you from my experience of many datapoints, from living there for a month. are you a jew with a big nose and an american passport? if yes then go ahead, no questions asked. are you a wetback born in the states? let's play 50 intrusive inappropriate questions, no one gives a shit about your american passport. Are you a white guy with a british accent and freckles? go through and don't hold up the line. the questions come after racial profiling - the questions are what lets you get the big gun removed from your face and maybe after some very inappropriate interrogation get through a checkpoint within the country or at the airport. but the only thing that gets that that gun in your face and the only thing that gets you selected in the first place is your race. I say this as an american-grown white atheist jew who has watched this shit daily for my fun month in jewland, which is actually not as much jewland as a province of russia where they pretend they're not all russian.
don't correct people on subjects you know nothing about. you run the chance of being corrected in a non-friendly manner, you shit-covered faggot.
you must be his purposely dense brother who's a fucking hit at parties (the ones where him and his right hand are alone at home on saturday night and you're jacking each other off). let me clear up your denseness:
I'm going to guess you agree with the following statements:
drm is useless because .01% of the people can break encryption, and you can install a torrent client and download shit, so why do companies have drm?
there's no point in locking your door because .01% of the population can pick the lock.
the surface line runs the same OS as the surface pro line because 1 product from that line runs the same OS.
your chance of getting robbed by a nigger is the same as by whitey.
we normal people go with generalizations. there are always exceptions, but what is true the majority of the time is what we go buy. in the analysis of what made money, the surface line did not, and the surface pro line did. Also, during the time the money was made, the surface pro line ran a different OS. There is an exception for the surface 3, which ran the same OS.
But see, us normal people do not need to list all the exceptions, we just go with what's true "pretty much all" of the time and skip all the exceptions. This is what makes conversations with me interesting - they move along, covering the major points and not getting stuck on little irrelevant shit - edge cases. This is also what makes you a very uninteresting annoying person to hang out with. now go ahead - point out some grammar errors or cases where you are "technically correct."
fucking loser.
you do know the difference between the surface line (what the article and everyone else here is talking about) and the surface pro line (what your stupid ass is talking about)? different operating system, different hardware and cpu architecture, different set of different-looking applications, etc.. we're talking about the shitty large smart flip phone from microsoft. you're talking about a regular thin laptop.
nice try on your part. I'm sure if you try more you'll get on board and play with the rest of the boys some day. you'll learn to tie your shoelaces by yourself too. now come on steven, get on that short yellow bus. time to go to the gas chamber you fucking jew nigger.
you think an h1b designs the latest intel chips? do you also think the mexican busboy getting your coffee cooks the gourmet dinner? an h1b is where I go for a dude that barely speaks english, who does basic uninteresting shit no one else wants to do. I don't go "Habib - please do the needful and hook up some nano-scale lithography for me." Habib Jr might be able to do it. His code-warrior father, only survives by putting in 16 hours of work to accomplish what a normal person would do in 10. He then has a smart kid, who goes to MIT. and that kid can be the superstar. but no, no douche from the russian, european, chinese, or for fuck's sake ass-wiped-with-hand Indian turd is going to do anything but busboy work.
is that supposed to mean something like "raftify wag ass" like to turn a "wag ass" whatever that means into a raft? what fucking mom's basement did your zit-covered greasy face crawl out of ya fucking loser? here's something we all normal people who are, believe it or not, just as smart or smarter than you can understand:
Ruff Ruff, the dog is fucking your ass ruff ruff, fucking greasy loser. how's your amateur c# project no one will ever hear about coming along? ruff ruff, your life is ruff.. ouch.
Oh, I quite well realize you've been speaking english for your whole sad doucecake of a life. so do most people. those same people find my post hilarious, and thousands of them are laughing at you. Telling a douche like you he should take an esl class, well that's jjuste ggolde. you're right, only idiots use literally to mean "not literally". you, being the idiot you are however, doesn't recognize that it's in fact not used as "not literally" here in any way shape or form. the "not literally" is implied by the action being described, it being ridiculous and not applicable in a literal sense. "literally" here takes that ridiculous exaggeration, and says "I really fucking mean it's that fucking ridiculous." it takes the exaggeration and pushes it to the next level. if it was used as "not literally" it would decrease the exaggeration. and most people understand this and use it properly, like the guy you replied to. to who you replied when you were applying your reply. you on the other hand are wrong, don't get a fairly basic use of the language, which makes you a fucking little kid that shit his pants and doesn't realize where the smell is coming from, and then starts yelling in a crowd of people that someone has shit his pants. go wipe yourself off ya fucking loser. society doesn't want you to be a part of it. you are slightly retarded, and asshole who thinks a lot of himself, whereas it's the exact opposite. you're in no position to make fun of people, your trousers are full of shit. annoying little fucking aging asshole loser.
hey buddy. your english is extremely good and I commend you, but I highly suggest either living in an english-speaking country for a while, or taking some courses taught by natives, not a teacher whose first language is the same as yours.
I speak 5 languages myself, and while 3 of them I am extremely well-versed in, some intricacies always pass over my head, like I think is happening in your case. When I was learning french while living in france, I picked it up real quick, but up to this day, after many years later, some details escape me. the hardest one is exaggeration in any language, followed by sarcasm - in my opinion. what's happening here is the former.
So, let's say I want to emphasize that I make a lot of money. I can say something like "I make a lot of money." Now, I want to emphasize it more than "a lot of money." So I'll say something like "a metric shit ton of money." Now, this is a statement that to you might not make sense - a ton is a ton, whether it's a ton of shit or not. also, I doubt weight has much bearing on it - it could be in pennies or bills. This does make sense to a native speaker though. It's the wonderful world of expressions that are not translated literally, but are an exaggeration to show more that literal meanings allow.
Now as for the word literal. Just like "metric shit ton" is not taken literally, for emphasis, "literally" can be taken non-literally for emphasis. I can say I am so rich a stream of money literally comes out of my pockets as I walk down the street. This is an exaggeration, and for emphasis I am going with a non-literal meaning of the word "literal."
Again, your english is very fucking good - literally literally. You just need to polish it off a tiny bit, and you could have it down perfect. A short advanced esl class taught by a native will do it, is very cheap, and worth the time.
now, I'm trilingual, but studied the 2 others in classes. I know what I'm talking about.
also, since I think I know your fucking loser type well on here, and so you don't get defensive and respond w/ the usual bullshit - yeah i know a got a bunch of errors here - it's casual slashdot, not a journal, so I don't proofread, type fast, and I'm getting my dick sucked while watching tv and typing this. a techblog is not the place for proopper grammer for anyone that has a life.
Cheers.
you fucking loser.
I don't think it's your memory you have to worry about. It's the mayo that was sitting out for a few days in the sun prior to being injected through your ear, completely filling your cranium that you gotta worry about. seriously, for your sake, I hope you're fuck up out of your mind right now and haven't slept for a week. otherwise, I feel very sorry for you dude. It probably takes a couple of hours per day for you just to tie your shoelaces, and that adds up to a lot of fucking hours over a lifetime. well, you probably don't notice. I won't bother googling it, but with a brain the size of a goldfish, you don't keep of time to well in that round bowl. what's around the corner? what's around the corner? what's around the corner? jesus fuck how can someone be this fucking dumb.
umm, ok. enjoy a tall icy sprite and go comb your hair while pissing in the sink. don't forget to spritz your balls. good, now we've both told each other what to do. are ya doin yours? you're literally nobody to tell anybody online what to do. your moderation, well I hate to break it to you, magic internet points neither exist nor actually do anything. I'd enjoy my "-1" if I could even see comment scores at all, which I can't, or gave two shits about some random people online assigning magical meaningless points to shit I write. anyone who wants the content they read censored by random strangers accross the internet and does not read at -1, well those monkeys can dance how they want, doesn't effect me in any way.
now lemme see, I replied to an offtopic post, you view that as a negative. you replied to an offtopic post, that's all good in your world. dance monkey dance. seriously, go play with your magical internet points and tell random people what they should do, fucking loser. been reading this site since the late 90's and I swear you losers are just getting more and more retarded every year. we had lots of nerds before, mostly very smart but uncool people. all could write code. now it's half fucking it managers half highschool kids who assemble a desktop and think they're a nerd. we had all nerds, now it's mostly dorks. go get a life loser, if you do anything.
i'll tell you this douchefuck. ain't nobody projecting nothing on fucking slashdot. this is a crap little news aggregator where people come to catch the headlines and fuck off some fun in the comments. most stuff you read here is fake or a joke, people are just wasting time. people like you who get into serious arguments maybe have the potential to "project" in a place like this. people like me, well this is just a news aggregator on the internet. I make new accounts here every time I forget my password. been through like 20 of them at least in the last 15 years. I'm old enough, rich enough, and have seen pretty much the whole fucking world. I got nothing to project on fucking slashdot. I'm just calling you a loser. you know what makes you one? the fact that on some fucking news aggregator you spent time reading some troll's post history. you proofread your posts too - amirite?
"sugar mouth"? what the fuck is a sugar mouth there slick? man, you're such a card. go play with your fat wife and pay up to the therapist to figure out why you don't want to fuck her and your marriage is not working, w/o saying she's fat. sugar mouth - you gotta be fucking kidding me - what fucking planet do you live on greaser? "ad hominem attacks?" don't call me a faggot you closet faggot - you don't fucking know me. getting kissed a couple of times by drunk gay friends in college does not make you gay in your adult life. only being gay makes you gay in your adult life. the point I'm trying to make, is responding to
"YOU hate and the rest of the world LOVES". now, you seem to be a grammar nazi, so the fact you purposely are ignoring what that means simply makes you fake being dense so as not to admit you're wrong. "YOU hate and the rest of the world LOVES" has nothing to do with the the difference between "loves" and "you're a faggot." it simply means he is the only one "against" something, while the rest of the people are "for" something. That statement is not only false, it's the exact opposite of the truth, as I state in my post. then you go on discussing the meaning of "is" and calling me a homoman. fucking sugar mouth. you gotta be fucking kidding me. damn you got a pathetic sad little bland existence to go w/ you cardboard-flavored personality. fucking highlight of your year is when the kids gather round the bbq and set off some fireworks while you knock down a cold one and chat with friends about fucking nothing. buddy, whether you and your whole pit of family and friends are even on this planet or not, no one would know fucking the the the, the difference comma
alright, I'm going to actually write this idiot here for no other reason than I'm really really fucking bored. now I've been reading this site and making fun of some losers on here since the early early taco days, I wanna say smth like 15 years now if not more. and I gotta say, someone like this apk poster is really making me wonder here. now it's clear english is not this guy's first language, and while who gives a fuck about grammar and speleeng, this guy's writing style makes him out to be some smelly curry loser with a learning disability, or more likely a tiny-dicked fat asian who is laughed at to his face when he's walking out in public. I myself speak 5 languages, and I gotta say, only in 3 of them can I write at a decent adult level. but even in the two I know poorly, while I make lots of errors in conjugation or maybe select a word that kinda doesn't fit its true meaning, I don't sound mentally disabled - I just look like someone who hasn't fully mastered the language.
this douchebag though, consistently keeps posting for a really long time, and seems to have not a poor knowledge of a language, but a mental disability of some sort. rancid cake of vaginal discharge - if the internet is the safe place for your alter-ego, where you're "cool" and people don't openly ignore you and laugh in your face, why would you turn yourself into the laughing stock as well? in real life, when you're sitting alone or with your dork friends at a starbucks, and the table of attractive guys and girls next to you keeps looking over at you and laughing - do you stand up and make a huge scene and draw attention to your greasy zit-faced self so the whole room laughs at you now instead of this table? I doubt it. I think you quiet down, hide your tail between your smelly ass cheeks, and run home to your basement to cry. So why do you do this online? Do you not realize any time you write something longer than a phrase on slashdot, you show yourself to be a mentally retarded person, and everyone here laughs at you, just like they do at the cafe? The shit you post on here - half of it is literally unreadable - it's gibberish. Your brain does not have the capacity for normal communication in english. you make a freaking fool out of yourself every time your greasy short fingers touch your keyboard. You posting aggressive annoying shit people can barely comprehend only makes people show your posts to their friends and laugh their ass off at you. not because of the merits of what you have to say, but because you communicate in a way that makes me picture you sitting there unbathed for a week with drool coming out of the corner of your mouth muttering some nonsense with a heavy retard-accent of someone who used to be able to hear in childhood but has been deaf for a few decades. no one bothers reading the contents of your posts. they sit there laughing at the retarded kid, and you're just drawing more and more attention to yourself. ever seen a mentally disabled child at the grocery store whose face is covered in Cheetos, who has soiled himself and is standing in a puddle of urine on the floor in front of the milk isle, and is yelling random words at everyone passing by, and that smell of shit all around. and people just walk far away and say "I'll pick up milk next time." that's you kid. go home and stop drawing attention to yourself. you don't see me try to be a movie star. the kid who shit his pants in front of the milk isle shouldn't pretend he's some kind of a normal person, especially "the cool kid" or an alpha of some sort. go home, wipe the drool off your face, and for god's sake's, wipe your ass.
way more windows and android devices than apple shit out there.. so I think it's awesome to be rich. assuming you're not a stupid asshat and your statement is true, He hates apple shit, the rest of the world loves it. apple being a minority by far, and windows+android being the majority by far, either he's super filthy rich and owns millions of devices, you know, just for kicks, or your mouth is full of nasty rancid chunky shit from spewing nasty rancid chunky bullshit. either way, it seems that it is pretty fucking awesome to be him, and very fucking shitty to be you.
emotion is a part of living. you can't stop people from living.