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  1. Re:FedEx knows exactly where my package is? on Chris Christie Proposes Tracking Immigrants the Way FedEx Tracks Packages · · Score: 1

    I can't remember which one it was, but I once had a package that was still saying "in transit" two or three days after receiving it.

  2. Re:(facepalm) on Chris Christie Proposes Tracking Immigrants the Way FedEx Tracks Packages · · Score: 1
  3. Re:Dumbest thing I've heard today. on Chris Christie Proposes Tracking Immigrants the Way FedEx Tracks Packages · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually packages can only be at two locations: "your house" and "still in transit".

  4. Re:America has been put in a bad position. on Chris Christie Proposes Tracking Immigrants the Way FedEx Tracks Packages · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is that people who are there legally should be the ones to be tracked. No microchip = deportation.

  5. Re:launchd not as bad as systemd on A FreeBSD "Spork" With Touches of NeXT and OS X: NeXTBSD · · Score: 2

    If we think that way then videogames are killing millions of people every day.

  6. Re:Compared to the International Space Station on In Hawaii, a 6-Person Crew Begins a Year-Long Mars Isolation Experiment · · Score: 1

    Well at least we know that future Martians will be safe from Superman.

  7. Re:Just look at the stats of prison inmates? on In Hawaii, a 6-Person Crew Begins a Year-Long Mars Isolation Experiment · · Score: 1

    I was about to post that, eh?

  8. Re:"a few seconds of continuous"... what? on Boeing Demonstrates Drone-Killing Laser · · Score: 1
  9. Re:Attack of the cyber attack malware .. on Most Healthcare Managers Admit Their IT Systems Have Been Compromised · · Score: 1

    The problem is, as soon as someone attacks you and the proxies activate, they'll be scattered all over the Internet.

  10. Re:truth is... on Learn FPGAs With a $25 Board and Open Source Tools · · Score: 1, Funny

    You only need a simulator. A deep understanding of combinatorial and sequential logic, an idea, and a plan.

    You know who else has a plan? The Cylons.

  11. Re:too cool for google on Google May Try To Recruit You For a Job Based On Your Search Queries · · Score: 5, Funny

    Same for me. I've been searching for hentai furry porn for months now and I've never seen that banner either.

  12. I don't fucking care if you're the almighty Google or not, webp is not a supported image file format for the Web.

  13. La Cañada? on NASA Scientists Paint Stark Picture of Accelerating Sea Level Rise · · Score: 1

    What? Since when do we have a Mexican province?

  14. The airflow isn't designed for this orientation.

  15. Still too big for a mini-ITX case. Why are they still making them so deep? Mini-ITX is square, why are the damn cases still rectangle? How about a tiny tower the same size as the motherboard? Vertical space doesn't cost anything on my desk.

  16. Re:Too bad... on AMD Unveils Radeon R9 Nano, Targets Mini ITX Gaming Systems With a New Fury · · Score: 0

    Too bad they don't fuck ass, that'd be the perfect card to watch anal porn.

  17. Song on You Can Now Be "Buried" On the Moon · · Score: 1

    I hope they play Rocket Man at the launch.

  18. Pick up my poop! on More Cities Use DNA To Catch Dog Owners Who Don't Pick Up Waste · · Score: 1
  19. Re:Really? on Analysis Reveals Almost No Real Women On Ashley Madison · · Score: 5, Funny

    It means there's 3582 football fields for every 8 library of congress.

  20. Re:So was this... on Analysis Reveals Almost No Real Women On Ashley Madison · · Score: 3, Funny

    “In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.” Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

  21. Beavis and butthead on Analysis Reveals Almost No Real Women On Ashley Madison · · Score: 0

    Beavis: Hey Butthead, they said the Analysis reveals almost no real women on Ashley Madison.

    Butthead: Hehe, hehehe. Anal.

  22. Re:Holy crap on Meet YouTube Gaming, Twitch's Archenemy · · Score: 1

    Reference: anything that's not Microsoft Windows.

  23. Re:The actual finance guys I know want interest up on Will a Tighter Economy Rein In Startups? · · Score: 1

    The high frequency traders I know don't care, since they are still able to game the system.

    Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.

  24. Re:Vintage? on Verizon Retrofits Vintage Legacy Vehicles With Smart Features · · Score: 1

    No, vintage is anything made before the year 2005.

    Stupid teenagers.

    Signed,
    a little kid.

  25. Re: Ask this: Will you accept liability? on Verizon Retrofits Vintage Legacy Vehicles With Smart Features · · Score: 1

    I don't know what's more stunning. The fact that what you said is true or the fact that you noticed such a thing.