Since Samsung batteries explode, 430 miles is the maximum height the car can reach after the explosion. This is enough to enter a LEO trajectory, but I wait for the geostationary model, thank you.
Samsung is a company committed to total client satisfaction. TV software will be fixed very soon, so that Samsung smart TV will explode at switch-on, as customers correctly expect for a properly working Samsung product.
Since only people who feel depressed will be motivated to take the test, they will discovered that about 100% of google users are affected by depression.
Copper has some value, at least you will pay with it a beer. According to a report I saw recently, if you demolish a house, the resulting rubble has copper and iron concentrations much higher than what you find in iron/copper ores.
...does it run Windows ? (ducks...)
The AC who posted this was nominated for chemistry Nobel prize, but didn't get it.
It is amazing to see that the number of xkcd references are starting to outnumber the number of references in the original Slashdot post, isn't it ?!?
Satellite phone
In Switzerland I find only 5 CHF coins left on ground as lost coins. What would you expect that such a country would use as toilet paper ?
Since Samsung batteries explode, 430 miles is the maximum height the car can reach after the explosion. This is enough to enter a LEO trajectory, but I wait for the geostationary model, thank you.
Here and there.
It is the Fire Brigad: they are damn busy keeping up with Samsung batteries spreading fire all around...
Now try finding a self-parking place in downtown SF!
Only if N = 1
...please use some care.
Samsung is a company committed to total client satisfaction. TV software will be fixed very soon, so that Samsung smart TV will explode at switch-on, as customers correctly expect for a properly working Samsung product.
Since only people who feel depressed will be motivated to take the test, they will discovered that about 100% of google users are affected by depression.
...to go into orbit, and not to a concert at the Royal Albert Hall, why should one care about aestethics ?
...to Samsung Explod.
...was also in the business of fidget spinners!
...uh, oh, I do not remember which one it is.
Given the real level of technology there, they hacked 60,000 Bell 202 modems...
Copper has some value, at least you will pay with it a beer. According to a report I saw recently, if you demolish a house, the resulting rubble has copper and iron concentrations much higher than what you find in iron/copper ores.
...now I wait for the free antivirus from North Korea to appear!
This makes a good match with the well known Sokal affair!
This is true only if they were forced to code in PHP.
If it is at the end of the tunnel, and quickly moving backwards, it is better to bail out now!
Sweden will soon be renamed into Swedy McSwedface, and so on...
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Actually Randall Munroe is more worried about velociraptors.