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  1. Why was I born? on Ashes of Doohan Sent Into Space · · Score: 1

    Visitor: So, these are the ashes of Scotty, eh?

    Techician: Yeah.

    Visitor: (taps off end of cigar into urn) Looks like Scotty put on a little weight.

  2. Real would be sweet on The Future of Cinema - 'Real' 3D · · Score: 1

    > 'Real 3D'

    Can you guys hurry it up? Nina Hartley ain't getting any younger, you know.

  3. Re:The Internet on A Succinct Definition of the Internet? · · Score: 1

    I've downloaded more than a few things over the years that I'd definitely consider to be magical.

  4. Re:The Internet on A Succinct Definition of the Internet? · · Score: 1

    Does Internet2 have it's own domain mask for IP addresses? If it appears as just another subnet to the Internet, then it's a part of the internet, but only the same way your home computer or a corporate network campus is.

  5. No one was in baseball caps, either. on Jack Valenti, Dead at 85 · · Score: 1

    > the famous photo aboard Air Force One

    Its interesting to note Johnson didn't need to take the oath -- he was already president. Upon the president's death, the vp shall become president. End of story.

    However, Johnson felt it was important for national continuity to do it anyway.

  6. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene. on DARPA's Artificial Arm Comes With VR Training · · Score: 1

    > The first prototype of an artificial limb can be controlled naturally, provide
    > sensory feedback and allows for eight degrees of freedom -- way beyond the current
    > state of the art for prosthetic limbs

    Ooooh! I wonder how it does for repetitive, gentle but firm motions?

  7. Come on! on Microsoft Games Losses Down, Still Substantial · · Score: 1

    Come on, politicians! It's clear Microsoft is abusing it's privleged place in the market to sustain huge losses year after year to build market share -- something smaller corporations cannot afford to do!

    This is unfair, and they should be stopped.

    Some brave politician should order the stop of the X-Box series of games given it's unfair advantages over the competition.*

    * Before you knee-jerks start downmodding as "outfuckingrageous", realize this type of thought process was largely killed off by the Reagan revolution. It is realistic for its time, which is to say, pre-1980's, is not an exaggeration, and can be resurrected if the next generation lets its guard down.

  8. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene. on India To Offer Free Broadband by 2009 · · Score: 1

    Before you all jump on the awesome! bandwagon, just keep in mind:

    1. It ain't free. It's paid for via taxes. What is the per-person cost?

    2. Is competition allowed? What if someone wants better service?

    3. What if there's censorship -- without competition, it's harder to get around it.

    4. They're buying equipment to do this from more capitalistic endeavours that built this machinery in the first place. Were everyone to rely on what the government (or a government-approved legal monopoly like AT&T used to be) around the whole world, the Indian subcontinent would decidedly not be doing this now, and would have no capacity to do so whatsoever.

  9. I'm leaving...on a Jet plane. Don't know when... on Ohio Audit Reveals More Diebold Problems · · Score: 3, Funny

    > The database is built from Microsoft's Jet database engine.

    Jet? Shit.

    I'm gonna submit proposals to program up a new Mars Rover using Visual Basic!

  10. Re:Actually, He does, which is why the universe is on Quantum Physics Parts Ways With Reality · · Score: 1

    Sounds interesting. I wish to learn more about the physics of this "word" coming from His mouth, and how it goes about causing the metaphysical stability of instantiated reality.

    Do you have a brochure?

  11. Re:Well, it makes sense on Quantum Physics Parts Ways With Reality · · Score: 1

    Yes, but did they take the next step to completely scrap reality, as Einstein saw it, and wonder if the world was instantiated upon simulation hardware with limited abilities?

  12. Re:Well, it makes sense on Quantum Physics Parts Ways With Reality · · Score: 1

    > Think of going farming for copper and tin ore in, say, the Gold Coast Quary in WoW.
    > A particular ore spawn point might have been spawned as tin (most often), or as
    > silver (rarely) or not at all. Would it already be spawned and in memory, if noone was there to see it?

    I once went on a tirade in the City of Heroes boards, trying to convince people to stop "crusing the city".

    It seems that when you go around the city, you see things like muggings in progress all the time. You, the hero, are supposed to stop it, but rarely do unless it's in your xp range -- and even then you blow by it if you're on your way somewhere else.

    But it's obvious the mugging wouldn't have occured if you (or some other PC) was in the immediate vicinity. By going out to save people from muggings, you are creating the very muggings you seek to prevent! Stop it! Stay inside and the total muggings will stay very low! No buildings being torched by gangs! No walking pumpkin heads terrorizing people!

    I also posted a treatsie on the old EverQuest boards, before they were shut down to anything but technical problems, due to complaints, regarding the theory of the "Speed of Zoning". With /tell, you could telepathically talk to people on the other side of the world. Yet clearly it took a finite amount of time to zone to the next area, to say nothing of multiple zones to get there. Even a wizard teleport took one zone time. How could this faster-than-zone-time principle be violated by a message? NOT POSSIBLE!

  13. Re:bye-bye! on Quantum Physics Parts Ways With Reality · · Score: 1

    "It's turtles all the way down."

    Why does anything exist, anyway?

    God did it? What made God? And what made whatever made God? It's gods all the way up. Or physics laws, and meta laws, and meta-meta laws, and so on.

    What are cells? Molecules.
    What are molecules? Atoms
    What are atoms? Electrons, protons, and neutrons
    What are they? Well, protons and neutrons are quarks.

    What are Quarks? They, along with electrons, seem to be fundamental point particles with a charge or other force of some kind, but no spacial dimensions. Repeated slamming together with higher and higher energies always shows force deflection, but never any physical knock deflection, unlike protons and whatnot.

    But maybe they're really, really tiny strings or whatnot, such that you'd never statistically see any collisions, even with quadrillions of tries.

    And what makes those? Uhhhhh. We haven't gotten there yet.

  14. Re:bye-bye! on Quantum Physics Parts Ways With Reality · · Score: 1

    It's also been suggested that cloning the entire universe every fraction of a nanosecond into uncounted trillions of copies is the ultimate violation of Occam's Razor.

  15. Re:Next time, less disease and pain and stuff, plz on Quantum Physics Parts Ways With Reality · · Score: 1

    Chief Programmer Archangel Gabriel: Any clues to this new even more sexual world?

    Pointy-Haired God Yahweh: Alls I have to say is 2 in the pink, one in the stink, and 4 in the grink.

  16. Next time, less disease and pain and stuff, plz. on Quantum Physics Parts Ways With Reality · · Score: 1

    > The result means that we must not only give up Einstein's hope of
    > "no spooky action at a distance," we must also give up (some of)
    > the idea that the world exists when we are not looking.

    Chief Programmer Archangel Gabriel: Welp, looks like they figured it out. Heads in a vat they be, and in a sparse matrix implementation at that.

    Assistant Chief Programmer Archangel Gabriel: Hehe, you said "matrix".

    Chief Programmer Archangel Gabriel: Shut up! Anyway, Yahweh, I thought you were supposed to be so you-damned good?

    Pointy-Haired God Yahweh: I am. I just made them in my image.

    Chief Programmer Archangel Gabriel: Uhhh, good job. Hit the reset?

    Pointy-Haired God Yahweh: Yep. I have an idea for some 8-legged octopus-like things in 7 dimensions -- 4 space, 2 time, and one quex-el. With 3 sexes and naturally slime-covered bodies, should be lots of fun to visit.

    Ok...Hit it!

  17. Re:Breaking News on Netcraft Shows Smartech Running Ohio Election Servers · · Score: 1

    Actually, shortly after they were released, "it was told" that Reagan had told them he was going in if they didn't release them. True, false, or cover story, it was nevertheless around a lot longer than this more recent backroom deal thing.

  18. Re:Advertising on Goatse.cx Is For Sale · · Score: 1

    $120 trillion?!?!?

    What is this, all the venture capitalists in the world banding together to try to save the Earth from imminent asteroid destruction?

  19. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene. on The Math of Text Readability · · Score: 1

    READ MY .SIG!*

    * Ok, I know that .sig is a Unix thing and, as such, should be in lower case as it's a case-sensitive filesystem.

    Now's the time to jump on it! Get it fixed!

    Oh, and by the way, there's no reason "web fonts" can't have custom kerning -- it's supposed to be an abstract description language with the browser doing a local version of a "proper layout", whatever that means, and thus could include kerning. Programmers are lazy.

  20. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene. on Monkey Business and Freakonomics · · Score: 1

    > And lastly, he watched capuchin prostitution!

    How many washers did they charge him to watch? And did he "get his money's worth"?

  21. Re:The Point? on Bill Would Require Labels on Cloned Food · · Score: 1

    Everybody "knows" that silicone breast implants rupture and cause joint problems, lupus, auto-immune diseases, etc. Yet gigantic population tests showed those with suffered the same rates of these things as those without. (And you'll notice no shortage of authors, lawyers, and others profiteering from the idea it was a problem.)

    Everybody "knows" Olestra, the fake oil in potato chips, "causes cramps" and whatnot. Yet testing shows people who ate these chips actually had a slightly lower risk than those who ate regular chips. That's right. If you want to reduce your risk of cramps when eating thips -- use the Olestra ones instead of the regular ones. And you'll notice no shortage of authors, lawyers, and others trying to profiteer on this, before it was mercifully and quickly put to death.

  22. Re:Why I want GM & Cloned foods to be labeled. on Bill Would Require Labels on Cloned Food · · Score: 1

    > As for labelling GMO food, several counties in California have attempted to pass
    > bans or labelling requirements already, but FUD from the agribusiness machine has
    > defeated them all handily.

    I've got news for you -- much of the organic/anti-GM food crowd is loaded down with more FUD than Fat Bastard.

    We have no problem demanding drugs (to say nothing of GM foods, etc.) are safe and effective -- isn't the reverse true? Shouldn't those who yap about the dangers be forced to put up proof or shut up before they get control of the laws?

    Because nobody ever heard of a charlatan selling books and whatnot scaring people about the dangers of this or that thing. UFO books are getting so passe the past few decades.

  23. Re:Why I want GM & Cloned foods to be labeled. on Bill Would Require Labels on Cloned Food · · Score: 1

    Peter Griffin: (Looks around to see if anybody is watching.) "Does the article say if it can control which organs grow at freakish speed?"

  24. Re:Look at a map for your answer. on The World's Longest Tunnel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I have a removable shower head whose angle adjustment pincer is too weak to support the whole unit (hose and handle) pointing at any angle but almost straight down, when there's water in it.

    Idiots!

  25. Re:Look at a map for your answer. on The World's Longest Tunnel · · Score: 1

    Evidently England doesn't like to be reminded of their status as a Roman colony, either, from whence they get their measurements in turn.