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  1. Re:Do you mind!?!?! on Cooler Master's Latest High-End Case Reviewed · · Score: 1

    text is available under the first post if you want to read it.

  2. Server and application glue on The New IT Crisis · · Score: 1
    "Servers and applications are glued together using piece-parts, bailing wire and chewing gum."

    Don't forget duct tape!

  3. Leave it to the government... on Investigating Chronic Wasting Disease · · Score: 1

    Imagine that, the government finally came up with a program encouraging people to give head.

  4. Re:Great... on Investigating Chronic Wasting Disease · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Now the rednecks and hillbillies will have a government approved reason for hunting defenseless animals for entertainment

    It's not just for entertainment, they also do it for food. If people aren't supposed to eat animals then why are they made out of meat?

  5. From the article on Investigating Chronic Wasting Disease · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...has some hunters wondering if the trophy animal they bag could eventually kill them.

    Of course they could always mount the head on the wall, then one day while they are standing under it the nail lets loose and the antlers of the trophy runs through their neck.

  6. Pantyhose? on Suit Up Or Ship Out? · · Score: 1
    short heels and pantyhose are mandatory for the women


    How do they enforce the pantyhose rule to make sure you are not wearing thigh-highs?

  7. Re:Dell cases on Choosing a Good Case · · Score: 1

    You'll need to replace the power supply because the connectors will not match what you need for your "generic" MB. You can get around this by rewiring the connector but it is not worth the time involvement. Also, the front panel buttons and LEDs won't match up with the motherboard's connectors so you have to do some meddling here too. All in all it is not worth buying the old Dell and putting new stuff in it unless you have time to kill... just buy a new case.

  8. Re:How much for nameplate? on How Much Are You Paying For A Nameplate? · · Score: 1

    There are nice ones here as well.

  9. Re:Pushed out just in time. on ArsDigita Founder Responds to Closing · · Score: 1

    At my current employer, I am employee #19, so I'm hardly a founder. Yet if they were to come to me and offer me $7.6 million to go away I'd turn it down because I want to be a part of their future, no matter what that is.

  10. Re:Funny on Planning For 80-Year Old B-52s · · Score: 1

    Why do you think that the trouble-causers in 40 years will have "new technology" for their fight? In 40 years, the same shit will still prevail... some asshole (the future equivalent of Sodomy Hussein or Osama bin Dipshit) will try to fuck up the world, the U.S. will gain air superiority (read "whatever technology these assholes have is irrelevant") and bomb the shit out of them. If someone had any kind of real technology, they wouldn't go around with a chip on their shoulder picking suicidal, pointless fights... they'd develop a huge market for their technology and make enough money that they wouldn't give a shit what anyone thinks of them and their ideas.

  11. Don't forget Kilgore's reason for taking the beach on UNIX hits the Big Three-Oh · · Score: 1
    Charlie don't surf.


    Classic lines, thanks for the memories.

  12. Re:Just in Case... Slashdot Life Raft Plans? on VA Lays Off Mesa Developer · · Score: 1

    What would become of Slashdot?

    I think they will sell our usernames and posts to Frys.

  13. Re:It's only software on Lego and the IP Conundrum · · Score: 1

    It's probably not the software, but the name Noga chose. More than likely, he thought of LegOS when this was his own little tinkering project and didn't think it would take off and become a visible issue. Now he probably doesn't want to change the name and cause confusion the community of people working on LegOS, but Lego doesn't want users to incorrectly think LegOS is a product that Lego controls and supports.

  14. Can you imagine... on NSA, The Technology Future, and Where It Is · · Score: 1

    ... a Beowulf cluster of NSA employees decrypting messages?

    Sorry, I couldn't resist.

  15. "New" keyboards and mice suck anyway on How To Create a Linux Network for Peanuts · · Score: 1

    We've got new Dells in my office, and the keyboards suck, plain and simple, and the m$ wheel mouse is not much better. Like you, I'm still using my old keyboard from a 486, still has a nice feel to it.

  16. Still, could this be done? on How To Create a Linux Network for Peanuts · · Score: 1
    Use high quality, modern video cards.


    In the author's scenerio involving old machines, how could you install such a video card. An old 486 is probably going to have VESA slots at best. No PCI, no AGP... no way to use a modern video card.

  17. Re:buyer beware: NOT a real book on New FreeBSD Book Aimed At Newest Users · · Score: 1

    The ISBN number is 0971204500

  18. Balmer tested one and had to piss, see the video on Affordable Wearables May Arrive By Christmas · · Score: 5, Funny

    This video shows a demonstration gone bad. It appears that a Windows CE handheld playing ancient Miami Sound Machine music shorted out while Balmer had it in his pocket.

  19. Air Force of American people? on X-33 Venture Star Reborn as Space Bomber · · Score: 1
    The air force has recently realized that they aren't interested in winning air battles 51-49; they want 100-zip.

    Good point, but I often wonder if it's the military who wants this or a populace that will not accept a "good fight" where virtually everyone returns home in one piece?

  20. Trading Places on Review: Planet of the Apes · · Score: 1
    ...and yet the monkeys have evolved dramatically (into other species infact) over that time period.

    Monkey? Monkey? I'm a gorilla you fucking clown!

  21. Oh my god, they killed the Iceman on Iceman Murdered by Arrow in the Back · · Score: 1

    Those Bastards!

  22. Awesome!!! on Terabyte File Server for $5,000 · · Score: 1

    Thanks dude, laughed my ass off for the first time all week. You rule!

  23. Business? on MySQL & Nusphere · · Score: 1

    So by "Business" do you mean you should not download MySQL and use it for free?

  24. Kind of like Raggot the wonder hamster on Clonaid, Lullabyes, Gerbils · · Score: 1

    Check out this old story.

  25. Re:From what I've seen ... on Former Dot-Com Workers Crowd Homeless Shelters · · Score: 2

    So how do you like working as a software developer at Microsoft?