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NSA, The Technology Future, and Where It Is

cowmix writes "It was weird watching 60 Minutes II last week when the head of the NSA was complaining that his organization was totally behind in technology. Further, he told of stories of the organization's horrible inefficiencies and even went into how at the first of January 2000 all the computers in the NSA were down for three days. The thing that really shocked me was seeing pictures of the inside of one of the NSA headquarters and also SEEING people decoding telephone conversations. I didn't know what to make of it."

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  1. I saw it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    They showed it in Europe too.

    Damn, I had a good laugh.

    "Waaaa... we don't have enough money to keep up with the evil net people who have the audacity to encrypt their e-mails, faxes and even telephone calls!"

    1. Re:I saw it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why laugh looks likes Europe has an even worse spy agency. There is not a week that does not go by were a riot is happening or there is a terrorist bomb going off in some public place.

      Guess Europe is worse off. Maybe you need to re-think about your priorities.

      Terrorist Freedom or life for your citizens...

    2. Re:I saw it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that's why they never spend any money. Now it all makes sense!

    3. Re:I saw it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      riot is happening or there is a terrorist bomb going off in some public place.

      That's the price of true freedom.

    4. Re:I saw it too by Spruitje · · Score: 1


      Why laugh looks likes Europe has an even worse spy agency. There is not a week that does not go by were a riot is happening or there is a terrorist bomb going off in some public place.


      you mean that there is a bom going off in Northern Ireland?
      Yeah, but the rest of Europe is much saver than the US.
      How many people a day are shot again every day in the US?
      And how many people are in jail?

    5. Re:I saw it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now you know why they backed off the Microsoft case. They NEED people to use Windows so they can intercept the information at the desktop before it gets encrypted.

      Windows is a global surveillance mechanism.

    6. Re:I saw it too by secolactico · · Score: 1

      Wasn't the price of freedom eternal vigilance??? :-)

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    7. Re:I saw it too by pa-guy · · Score: 0

      OK Mr McVeigh.

  2. The First of Jan 2000? by runestar · · Score: 1

    All of the NSA's comps went down? Y2K? Strange how we are hearing about this now more than a year later...

    Runestar

    1. Re:The First of Jan 2000? by garcia · · Score: 1

      more than a year later? You should have never heard about it b/c it should never have happened..

    2. Re:The First of Jan 2000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They probably took the computers down by themselves and are now spinning the story so that they'll get even more funding for their "we have to know what you're doing -- for your own sake" games.

    3. Re:The First of Jan 2000? by runestar · · Score: 1

      That goes without saying. The fact that something did happen, and wasn't reported until now is the interesting aspect. Granted the NSA wouldn't want us knowing about it's problems. The fact that we know now is very ineresting to me atleast.

      Runestar

    4. Re:The First of Jan 2000? by codegen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Old News. It was reported in Jan 2000.
      I was involved in Y2K remediation at the time and I remember it being reported in mainstream news media, although it was ususally (but not always) reported as "DoD Satellite Intelligence".

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    5. Re:The First of Jan 2000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was reported at the time. Sorry I can't provide a reference, but I believe it was even on Slashdot.

    6. Re:The First of Jan 2000? by boaworm · · Score: 2
      It is not really that strange (or at least I dont think so). What is the main reason things went down ?.. The lack of money... There's always lack of money, and I bet even NSA has to cut it's budget sometimes. So, if they leak some information about this to the public, they maybe hope to casue a public demand for more money to the NSA ?

      If noone knows what they do, it's quite hard to motivate those huge sums of money sent into the organization. If people on the other hand knows what they are doing (fighting terrorism and other horrible crimes), then perhaps we could live with a few more taxdollars for the NSA. If they catch a bomber before he blows up a bunch of innocent people, thats worth quite a lot to me.


      So ... this is a bit like the big brother syndrome, NSA is reading my email. Well I dont really mind. I concider myself a normal citizen, i study computer science (MSc), pay my taxes and enjoy the society. If I send a mail to my friend Mr John Doe, and NSA has some AA (probably a neural net) scanning my mail for "bomb", "saddam" or "stalin", well fine. Dont think they actually have people reading all your private loveletters :-)


      What I'm trying to say is, they probably leaked this to make people understand what they are doing, why they are doing it, and that they need more money.
      Correct me if i'm wrong.

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  3. Ok, this article is confusing me. by garcia · · Score: 3, Interesting



    I am beginning to wonder about the role that the NSA is playing. If they are becoming so open, allowing cameras in, openly admitting to being subjected to serious y2k downtime? Telling their families/neighbors they are part of the organization?

    Perhaps this is a diversion from a newer, better agency working behind closed doors. Please let me hope so. If the NSA really had the problems they said I am quite afraid of the problems we may encounter w/China and International terrorists (especially now that we are thinking of arming Taiwan w/missles)

    1. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      problems we may encounter w/China and International terrorists

      So, you don't like a level playing field do you?

    2. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not when it's a matter of life and death, stupid.

    3. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by Arachnid+GNU · · Score: 0

      Whose life and death is it that you're referring to? Why is your life suddenly more important than Chinese lives?

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      and stop standing behind my back!!"
      - Daniel Eliasson
    4. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In the book "This Perfect Day" by Ira Levin (author of Rosemary's Baby), all of society worldwide is controlled by the massive benevolent UniComp computer. Tourists are taken in droves to see UniComp in its daily operations.

      Only it's not really UniComp. The real Uni is hidden in an underground complex, and its sole purpose is to keep a certain political leader in power...

      This novel hasn't been in print for years and reading it is a rare opportunity. I think it forebodes today's society in many interesting ways...

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    5. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the previous poster believes, with some good reason, that a US advantage would translate into positive results. Given the recent aggresive tendancies of china with respect to taiwan and its inappropriate behavior with pakistan and north korea I tend to agree with him. In fact did I not agree with him (if I thought a territorial win by the chinese would be better for the world) I would almost certainly have to believe the chinese had a better form of government and I would go live there.

      Besides it seems completly reasonable to prefer you and the people you care about living to the other guys.

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    6. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by doubleyou · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Suddenly? There's nothing "suddenly" about it. It's called self-preservation. And it has nothing to do with them being Chinese. If you were to ask me who's life is more important, mine or yours, I would say mine, hands-down. And if someone were to threaten my life, assuming it comes to that, you can be sure I'd kill him before he could kill me. If I'm given a choice to live or die, then a level playing field is the last thing I want - I want the advantage.

    7. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sometimes I get the impression that Chinese lives are more important to the US government than the Chinese government.

      Has anyone else been following the whole Falun Gong issue?

      From what I can tell (I've never been to China, I get my news mainly from the BBC) it appears to be a calm, spiritual movement. Yoga-like in some ways, it emphasizes a peaceful approach. The Government is freaked out by the vast popularity of the movement, and has responded by making it illegal and by beating (and worse) protesters.

    8. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by cybrpnk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the Americans hadn't broken the Japanese
      "Purple" code in the 1930s, we in all probability would have lost the Battle of Midway in the 1940s and now in the 21st Century it would have been entirely possible that China would be a Japanese puppet. Likewise, if the Poles (and later the British) hadn't started breaking German Enigma code starting in the 1930s, we would probably lost the Battle of the Atlantic in the 1940s and there might still be a Nazi presence in Europe in the 21st Century. A little intellectual homework now can alter the course of millions of lives a decade or two down the road. America has flaws and is far from perfect, but We Are The Good Guys and hell no, we should NEVER settle for a level playing field in matters of national security. War is NEVER about honor - it is about WINNING. Preferably fast and with minimum loss of life if possible...

    9. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by terrymah · · Score: 1

      Thanks for ruining the damn book for me. I was in the middle of reading it. Dick.

    10. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by Howie · · Score: 2

      "...but We Are The Good Guys..."

      bollocks. From the (perhaps just a little biased) view of a resident, perhaps, but not capital G good.

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      "don't fall into the fallacy of believing that Perl can solve social problems. Maybe Perl 6 can, but that's a ways off"
    11. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by DJerman · · Score: 2
      Perhaps this is a diversion from a newer, better agency working behind closed doors.

      Naturally -- they're just a blind for CURE.

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    12. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by cheezfreek · · Score: 1

      Of course it's the biased view of a resident. That's the whole point: no matter who you are, from your point of view, you are one of the Good Guys.

    13. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are the good guys? Are you sure. It is the United States that bombs civilians in Kosova, Bosnia and Iraq with its huge airforce. China is the second most powerful nation now and their military only defends their nation and does not attack others. China is focusing on strengthening its economy, not its military much unlike the US.

    14. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by cybrpnk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pal, you need to do some reading. The Chinese military took over Tibet, pretty routinely has attacked India and North Vietnam every few years over border disputes, and last but not least killed thousands of Americans in the Korean War. All of this is nothing compared to what the Chinese military did to its own people during the Cultural Revolution in the 1960s - literally millions died in what was effectively a civil war where the Maoists consolidated their power. And remember who drove the tanks over the students in Tienneman Square?

      As for the US, we do not specifically target civilians in any of the countries you mentioned although I agree civilians do unfortunately die in American attacks. Nevertheless, the US attacks have stopped the governments of those countries from wholescale slaughter of Kurds and Muslims. I am sorry that scattered civilians are killed by US bombs but that is peanuts compared to the mass graves of hundreds of minority civilians killed by the armies of those countries.

      Yes, I do believe the US are the Good Guys. We conquered Japan and Germany and gave it back. We conquered a dozen little countries over the past fifty years - Honduras, Congo, Lebanon, Grenada -others - and gave them all back. We kept a Cold War from going hot and gave our beated opponents tens of billions in IMF aid that was squandered by corruption. We conquered a trillion dollar reservoir of oil and had a half million troops in a land totally unable to resist militarily, and we gave it all back. No other country in the world or all of history has conquered so much and walked away from the spoils the way America did in the 20th century. Only the Good Guys do that.

      Now, is the US perfect? Worthy of unquestioned loyalty? Guarenteed to always be the Good Guys in the future just because they have been in the past? Hell, no. We have bad people that can make bad decisions at the drop of a hat. The citizens of the US must ALWAYS stay on their toes and strive to act responsibly. We will often fail. Nevertheless, if we become so cynical that we no longer recognize or acknowledge just how amazing America has been on the world stage, we do something worse than making mistakes of judgement - we will kill hope that ANYBODY is going to try to make the world better from the madness raging in the Congo and Zaire and Cambodia and Kosovo and Bosnia and Iraq and a dozen other flashpoints. That would be a tragedy of epic proportions. Resist it.

    15. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by jstrayer · · Score: 1

      It's simple, the NSA is lying. You can't believe anything the spooks tell you, they lie for a living.

      We didn't know anything before the show, and we still don't.

    16. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2
      Not really all that open. The cameras were allowed in to specific places at specific times. I'd bet that the people listening to Bin Laden's current cell phone conversatons just happened to be working on a different floor, that day. Remember that these people are issued office keys by machine every morning. They probably take it completely in stride to find that they're working in a different office -- or even in a different building -- this morinig.


      Also: The cameras allowed in were video cameras. Compared to film, video has a very low resolution. You're not going to be able to blow up an image and discern much text on a screen that a video camera isn't obviously focused on.


      One of the things about intelligence is designing when to let your adversaries know what information. Their computer outage was more than a year ago. There's not much that an enemy could do with that data now. Chances are that important data from that time was collected, stored, and has been decoded/dealt with by now.


      Then there's the fact that the Europeans are releasing reports on joint signal collecting (I can't remember the name of the agreement, just now) this week. I timely moment to mention that the domestic spook agency feels powerless.


      It's not a shock to me that the NSA is releasing information. My questions are:

      • why
      • How much of it is accurate and
      • what did they hide from us?

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    17. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by pa-guy · · Score: 0

      Thank you. As an ex-tanker, I couldn't have said it better.

    18. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by skajohan · · Score: 1
      It's strange that you mention US stopping wholescale slaughter of Kurds. Turkey has been for a long time, and still is, slaughtering Kurds both in Turkey and Iraq. But since Turkey is a member of NATO they can keep doing it without complaints.

      Quite recently some British NATO pilots went public telling how they were routinely forced to cancel missions over north Iraq to not get in the way of Turkish "cleansing" missions agains the Kurdish population.

      The point is that the suffering of the Kurdish people can be used as propaganda against an enemy, ie Iraq, while it is in fact caused by an ally.

      Such is the ways of the Good Guys.

    19. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by cybrpnk · · Score: 2

      I agree. It is plain old hypocritical to ding the Iraqis and ignore the Turks. The list of bullies and thugs the US has supported and continues to support because they are on "our side" is disgusting. I am at a loss over how to stop this as just one guy at a keyboard with a thousand other things on my mind. All I know is that as a first step, it has to be brought out into the open for all to see. That's what you've done. Bravo.

    20. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree but would comment further. From what I can tell, the West puts up with this under mild protest rather than raising a big stink because the they aren't eager to weaken the position of its secular allies there, particularly the military which has alternated control over Turkey with democracy and has pressured the society to remain secular.

      The last thing the West wants is for Turkey to re-assert itself as the center of a new Islamic Empire built on the historical remnants of the Ottoman Empire, *the* great civilization over the last millenium in the middle east, with control over various areas as diverse as Bosnia, Chechnya, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, etc. A resurgent Ottoman or fundamentalist Islamic civilization would probably yield a bloodier result in the end, judging by past history, but ascertaining the probable future is notoriously difficult, and in any case I'd agree that the ends doesn't justify the means.

    21. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by Vspirit · · Score: 1

      I am not going to enter a dispute about whether the US is good or bad, as in general, US and all the rest are both.

      What I do like to comment on, is that the US arms industry is to my experience the most exporting in the world. And even though the US has supported rebels or government troops in various countries depending on which they felt was most useable to the US, the same US arms industry has also been supplying the counterpart.

      The US arms industry welcomes George W. Bush
      there is no such thing as a combative president to aid the export, by creating a demand.

      I'm no commie, and I'm not capitalist either.. I'm just one of the people stuck in between.

    22. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by cybrpnk · · Score: 2

      Good point - mod this up!

    23. Re:Ok, this article is confusing me. by jesseraf · · Score: 1

      How is American colonialism different from the colonialism that was so dispised by the UK et. al in the early part of this century. The U.S. has a nasty record of switching foreign policy positions to which suits them best.

      Case in point: Cambodia. The U.S. were anti-Pol Pot then Pro once North Vietnamese started invading northern cambodia. The U.S. is no better "morally" than China is. They install puppet "democracies" which are claimed as victories.
      Actually read some good literature by people who lived in Cambodia, Gutaemala, Grenada, El Salvador at the time. I don't condone people like Pol Pot of the Red Regime in China, but you have to realize that it's unrealistic to believe that the U.S. actually has the "moral high ground" here.

  4. Are we supposed to believe this? by none2222 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I have a hard time trusting the director of the NSA's public assessment of that organizations capabilities. Keep in mind, the very existence of the NSA was classified for decades.


    Now, we're supposed to believe that the NSA when they go on national TV and complain about their lack of money? Bullshit! Perhaps if their budget was not classified to begin with, this would warrant looking into. As it stands, I'll take any info from the NSA as the FUD it is.

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    1. Re:Are we supposed to believe this? by The_Steel_General · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Believe it. What he said (bureaucracy, office politics, inefficiency) was exactly my impression when I worked there not so long ago.

      It is, furthermore, the real reason why I get disgusted by NSA's anti-crypto stance: It's about protecting their jobs exactly as they are today. There's this expectation of entitlement, that because they've always been able to decrypt some significant percentage of messages, they should always be able to do so. Adapting to changes in technology? Hey, that's for the rest of the world, not us. Focus on weak links, traffic analysis, other techniques forced upon us in the past? C'mon, there's only 8 hours in a day -- we'll just outlaw anything that would make our work more difficult.

      It's resulted in absurdities like encryption jobs (and know-how!) moving to other countries, CSS's unusually easy-to-break "encryption," and t-shirts classified as munitions. Way to go, guys.

      I will certainly agree that it might cost more, but I, too, would like some assurance that Congress isn't paying them to remain clueless bureaucrats. I don't insist that they open up every line item throughout their budget -- just some acknowledgment of their new, post-Cold War situation. I would love for DIRNSA to get in front of Congress and say "Okay, we can't count on being able to break the encryption on any message out there, so we're changing the focus of our efforts to X, Y, and Z. We'll continue encryption research, try to figure out the best way to crack existing schemes, but our efforts have to take into account the rising tide of encryption technology use. But for that to be successful, we'll need more money because..."

      Would that be so hard?

      TSG

    2. Re:Are we supposed to believe this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ANd now were supposed to believe that you worked there. FUD anyone.

    3. Re:Are we supposed to believe this? by cascadefx · · Score: 1
      Now, we're supposed to believe that the NSA when they go on national TV and complain about their lack of money?

      No... of course not. How much do you think all that authentication technology costs? Its gotta be a huge amount... and they are still working on it. In cash strapped places, R&D is usually (stupidly) the first to go. I don't think they are out of money. You wouldn't be able to tell if you looked at the budget anyway... its funding is hidden under many many psuedonyminous appropriations.

      The most probably reason that they are opening up is to show them as kinder, gentler, and "working hard for democracy." New books about them like Crypto and the new one by the author of the Puzzle Palace are starting to shine light on their activities and the fact that they have been a stumbling block to some privacy technology. As more and more Americans become aware of privacy as an "issue," they are also becoming aware of this "secret" organization. I am guessing this is a bunch of pre-spin to stem the tide of an upcomming backlash (which, in a round about way, may give No Such Agency a funding problem in the future). It also could be a means to attack new privacy technologies... by getting public support for future crackdowns.

    4. Re:Are we supposed to believe this? by Surak · · Score: 2

      "Okay, we can't count on being able to break the encryption on any message out there, so we're changing the focus of our efforts to X, Y, and Z. We'll continue encryption research, try to figure out the best way to crack existing schemes, but our efforts have to take into account the rising tide of encryption technology use. But for that to be successful, we'll need more money because..."

      There wouldn't be much public support for it. Society has labelled the NSA as a relic of the Cold War and now they're considered the "enemy" of the American public...

      I doubt that they would get much money at all, to be honest with you.

  5. 1984... by technoid_ · · Score: 1

    Suddenly I have a scene from the movie Hackers going through my head. Cereal Killer's monolog (inside Cyberdelia) about Orwell, 1984, and our names going through thousands of computers each day starts ringing in even more true...

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  6. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    60 Minutes II? You mean there's enough people who still watch the drivel networks call "news shows" spew on a nightly basis that they're making more of them?

  7. An easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    *sigh*

    If only they'd been using *nix Beowulf clusters, eh?

    1. Re:An easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.
      Are we to believe that they WEREN'T using some sorta unix derivitive, or a custom NSA OS? They even have "security enhanced" (read send your secure information to us) linux they offer free ... My understand of it is, only MS-type OS's were actually vulnerable to Y2K, all *nix/mac stuff just hasta worry about Y2K38 ... I'd almost swear this is a diversionary tactic ... as they said, they work by making people think they aren't being listened to.

    2. Re:An easy solution by Spruitje · · Score: 1


      My understand of it is, only MS-type OS's were actually vulnerable to Y2K, all *nix/mac stuff just hasta worry about Y2K38


      Most *nix and Mac stuff doesn't have to worry about Y2K38.
      Even the oldest Mac only has to fear the dreadfull Y29K100 bug, and most modern *nixes like Solaris, AIX and MacOS X already switched from a 32 bits to a 64 bits clock.
      Compare that with the Y21K bug every Intel compatible has to face due to the design of the clockchip.
      After 2099 the clock will switch back to 1900.
      Even the oldest Macintosh from 1984 won't have a problem with it due to the fact that it uses a 64 bits clock.

    3. Re:An easy solution by aedion · · Score: 1

      Compare that with the Y21K bug every Intel compatible has to face due to the design of the clockchip.
      ...
      Even the oldest Macintosh from 1984 won't have a problem with it due to the fact that it uses a 64 bits clock.

      First, I didn't kow that Intel chipset clocks could count up to the year 21000.

      Second, having programmed for many older macs back in the day, I know for certain that the hardware clock on m68k-based macs, including the original Macintosh, was only 32-bit. Later improvements to the OS (either v7 or v8), along with the coming of PPC architecture, made the 64-bit clocks you're talking about a reality.

      Plus, it has nothing to do with the hardware 90% of the time... it's the OS' fault.
    4. Re:An easy solution by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      I still have a Mac SE/30, one of the first 68030 based Macs. It's been a while since I did anything under the Macintosh OS, but IIRC, system time was a 32-bit value that was the number of seconds that had elapsed since the start of 1904 (why 1904 instead of 1900? I have no idea -- but I do know 1900 wasn't a leap year, despite being divisible by 4, so maybe this made the math easier). I don't know if new versions of MacOS use a 64-bit value, I'd be surprised if they didn't, but it should be noted that these older Macs can't be upgraded past System 7.

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  8. [The Great Anonymous French Calembour] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    NSA: Ce pathogène est sérieux.

    1. Re:[The Great Anonymous French Calembour] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation:

      NSA: This disease is serious.

      Sadly, the bold part of the message is not French, or contains no hidden message.

      Perhaps I should forward it to the NSA for decryption by their language experts? There's been enough anti-government activities around here, already... :)

    2. Re:[The Great Anonymous French Calembour] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you pronounce the bold with a proper french accent, they spell out (in french) the letters N S A.

      He made a funny. Admittedly, this is far less funny than what the toyota MR2 means when you speak it out loud in french, but funny nevertheless.

  9. Body of Secrets by ksw2 · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's not the first time we've heard of the Y2k incident... read Body of Secrets by James Bamford. It's an excellent book detailing the entire history of the NSA.

    1. Re:Body of Secrets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Puzzle Palace is the more comprehensive history; Body of Secrets is really more of a collection of anecdotes and particular stories from the NSA's history -- invaluable for getting a feel of the atmosphere it operated in, but less chronological, IMO.

    2. Re:Body of Secrets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the Puzzle Palace (ISBN 0-14-006748-5) also by Bamford. This book was published prior to Body of Secrets. The NSA tried to have Bamford arrested for Puzzle Palace, but assisted him with Body of Secrets. Given that, I'd say Puzzle Palace contains more reality.

    3. Re:Body of Secrets by ksw2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There was a piece on Off The Hook talking about that book, saying that after it was published, Reagan actually classified parts of it, resulting in an "abridged" second edition!

  10. What the heck is an "encoded" conversation. by Red+Moose · · Score: 3, Funny
    What, lots of nudges and winks during it? Lots of metaphors? Double-entendres?


    How about someone tells me where I can get something to ENCODE my telephone conversations. I tried it today manually and it's a real bitch to keep saying "Dot-dot-dash-dash-dash". I got sick of that, and then tried ROT-13 in conversation but that was even worse, so I just went back to speaking English.


    Surely the terrorists are foreign and so speak foreign languages? Maybe stop employing geeks and get some linguists? It's like, why don't airplane hijackers just get the on the right goddamn plane in the first place like the rest of the people who can READ THE GODDAMN FLIGHT INFORMATION SCREENS.

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    1. Re:What the heck is an "encoded" conversation. by BradleyUffner · · Score: 2

      Very true, but as much as I don't want to trust the NSA, I don't want to trust 60 minuites a\even more. IMHO, 60 minuites is just another one of those "Sensationalize the story so that it appeals to the common denominator" type shows. I would trust the NSA more so then I would trust 60 minuites. But that's just me.

    2. Re:What the heck is an "encoded" conversation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NSA actually employs many cunning linguists.

    3. Re:What the heck is an "encoded" conversation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, so 60 min is sensationalist, big deal, the whole tv this is, if it'w wasn't, then tv would be real boring, because the ratio of good news/current affairs and science/technology shows is so small.. I suppose there might be a way to encode internet phone traffic with software, somebody could build a special phone interface that two parties would use to encode your conversations in real time so that eavedropping NSA and their like would have to spend a lot of effort to decode, but that means that you would have to buy such hardware and so would the other party you talk to, perhaps this is a new market for such spy defeating equipment..

    4. Re:What the heck is an "encoded" conversation. by wljones · · Score: 1

      Encoded telephone conversations are not new. The earliest encryption scheme to get public notice was authored in part by movie actress Hedy Lamarr, who worked with engineers in her husband's company to encrypt analog telephone calls, then donated the method to the US government. Her method must still be cited as prior art in many patent applications. Telephone encryption today is digital, and stronger, and used by many people in and out of the government.

    5. Re:What the heck is an "encoded" conversation. by Ender's+in+use2 · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, the NSA is spying on foreigners. The CIA doesn't mind them in their jurisdiction.

      Oh yeah, the terriorists are speaking foreign languages. Like good ol' Tim M.

      You are the NSA target. You and your conversation with your mother about her taxes and how she's gonna sue GM.

    6. Re:What the heck is an "encoded" conversation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Surely the terrorists are foreign and so speak foreign languages? Maybe stop employing geeks and get some linguists?


      Dude, are you a complete moron? They employ thousands of Linguists: Heck, they have a school of their own: http://www-pom.army.mil/

  11. The violins are playing... by TastyWheat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The NSA is full of more shit than the christmass turkey. I suppose all their voice recognition systems on echelon are condidered low level technology. NSA can eat shit and die until they stop listening to my phone calls. They just want more money so they can upgrade echelon to peer right through the roof of your house. They won't be satisfied until they can read our minds.

    1. Re:The violins are playing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The NSA is full of more shit than the christmass turkey.

      Whoa! Note to self: never attend TastyWheat's christmas party.

    2. Re:The violins are playing... by BradleyUffner · · Score: 2
      "The NSA is full of more shit than the christmass turkey."
      So Is 60 Minuites.

    3. Re:The violins are playing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would they listen to your phone calls? What have you got to hide?

      And can you really honestly believe that a non-targetted voice recognition and analysis system could monitor every single phone call made? Think about the processing and storage demands!!

    4. Re:The violins are playing... by TastyWheat · · Score: 1

      Ahhh anonymous cowards. Why do you use the anonymous post. What have u got to hide? Moron.

    5. Re:The violins are playing... by RupertJ · · Score: 1

      Surely the moron is the one who considers him/herself *so* important that the NSA would be listening to their telephone conversations.

      Back to the subject (and the whole point) - What anyone fails to mention is that, at the end of day, the NSA (like any similar organisation), are providing a serice to protect *YOU*, the public. Even if the whole story was a cover up, and you believe they are full of it, what difference does it make? That is what national security is all about - observation, obscurity, misinformation and denile. As for the Echelon system, I think you'd find all of GCHQ and the NSA wetting themselves with laughter if they looked at some of the paranoid and completely inaccurate posts that go on here.

      Oh, BTW - Plagiarism of assignments and smoking pot are things that any normal person would like to keep to themselves, instead of boasting about it on /. like you do (see your previous posts). Hard to see why you're so paranoid about your privacy if you are prepared to share these things with the rest of the world.

      -- Rupert Jabelman

  12. Propaganda by Sneakums · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Clearly this is a whitewash, designed to lull the public into complacency. The NSA is a highly-honed machine, and the American public are the victims of a massive hoax.

    Spread the word!

    1. Re:Propaganda by rbeattie · · Score: 3, Funny


      It's a plot! The NSA goes on 60 minutes to complain about their technology KNOWING that someone would post a link on /. and now they are watching posts for signs of "dangerous hackers."

      Don't think for a minute the NSA isn't watching you NOW.

      Then again maybe the NSA is a typical government agency that promotes mismanagement and ineptitude. Think about your local DMV only with encryption.

      Or maybe I'm a NSA mole trying to put you off the scent of the real scheme... (Never ending, isn't it...)

      --
      Me
  13. Oh well by NorseGod · · Score: 1

    It isn't strange that the NSA lacks money to general technology - that Echelon system must have costed a few dead presidents.

    --
    ~/.sig
    1. Re:Oh well by Magius_AR · · Score: 1

      Echelon belongs to the FBI. Get your facts straight.

  14. Exactly what is their agenda... by bihoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It would seem to me that the NSA may benifit from being perceived as behind in technology on several fronts. First it may cause those they monitor to let their guard down, though I cna't imagine anyone with any smarts really falling for that old trick.

    Second, and more importantly, it gives them an edge in seeking additional funding. Now I don't know how their funding is approved (does anyone) but I wouldn't be surprised if it has become an issue.

    Can we really trust that there is any validity to these statements and what was shown. How would you verify this information.

    1. Re:Exactly what is their agenda... by valdis · · Score: 1
      It would seem to me that the NSA may benifit from being perceived as behind in technology on several fronts. First it may cause those they monitor to let their guard down, though I cna't imagine anyone with any smarts really falling for that old trick.

      Remember the World Trade Center bombing? Do you know how they caught the culprits? One of the hirelings went back to get the deposit on the Ryder truck. Of course, the guy who rented it to him was just a tad suspicious, since there wasn't any actual truck being returned, and it was all over the news that some Ryder place was out one truck, because it was in little bits all over a parking garage.

      No, nobody with smarts will fall for it. However, you can expect that half the bad guy are below average intelligence, and you only have to get one to fall for it....

  15. Be careful about anything said about the NSA. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Be careful about anything said about the NSA. The NSA is one of the departments of hidden activity of the U.S. government.

    The NSA has an essentially unlimited amount of money. Citizens of the U.S. are not allowed to know the amount.

    Would the NSA spend millions of dollars to engineer an elaborate lie? Yes, it might. We have no way of knowing whether it did.

    Hidden activities are anti-democratic. If citizens aren't allowed to know what the government does, how can citizens help govern? Are your tax dollars being spent wisely? You are not allowed to know.

    --
    Bush's education improvements were
    1. Re:Be careful about anything said about the NSA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is nice and dandy thought but pretty flawed.

      1971 Annual report to the public

      15 Million spent on wiretapping project in Russia
      168 Million spent on developing new technology to subvert new Russian deep water radar
      200 million spent on new sonar net

      If they didn't know they know now. Come on folks think about things before you speak.

    2. Re:Be careful about anything said about the NSA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um. 1971. Yeah. I'm going to have to ask you to move your desk over there.

    3. Re:Be careful about anything said about the NSA. by Omerna · · Score: 3, Informative

      If citizens aren't allowed to know what the government does, how can citizens help govern?

      This is what being in a representative democracy is all about. You don't necessarily know what the gov't is doing. You have to trust your elected officials. If you don't like what they're doing (did) you just don't vote for them next time. It seems like a haphazard way to run things, but it has worked this far.

      Remember that the NSA, CIA, and what have you do need to justify themselves to commitees of the officials you elect. So you are indirectly controlling how your tax dollars are spent.

      --


      No sig for you.
    4. Re:Be careful about anything said about the NSA. by Looge+Over+All! · · Score: 0

      Remember, the NSA knows where your elected officials live...

    5. Re:Be careful about anything said about the NSA. by deblau · · Score: 1

      Don't be trolled by this guy.

      I'm sure he'll be really happy when, five minutes after he (and the rest of the world) learns all of the "anti-democratic" secrets, he's bombed out of existence by a foriegn power. Or domestic power, does everyone think all of us are so high-and-mighty?

      --
      This post expresses my opinion, not that of my employer. And yes, IAAL.
    6. Re:Be careful about anything said about the NSA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for NSA, let me straighten out a few facts. First of all, we do NOT have an unlimited budget. Take last week for example. *Someone* parked next to one of the black helicoptors and scrached. You would think with our massive budget that it would get fixed right away but most of the money you allude to get's funneled into the computer budget or to those Kennedey assassination coverup blokes down in sector 8; so lo and behold, the commandoes went on thier secret death raid with a large, white scratch on the side! I guess the royalties from alien autopsy arent coming in like they used to. And also, we cant even afford a decent cleaning service! I mean, im tripping over boxes of Florida ballots everywhere! I suppose it could be worse, at least im not pulling flight 800 coverup detail.

    7. Re:Be careful about anything said about the NSA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NSA stands for National Security Agency. Do you really think YOU are part of the "National" theyre securing?

    8. Re:Be careful about anything said about the NSA. by _marshall · · Score: 1


      Hidden activities are anti-democratic. If citizens aren't allowed to know what the government does, how can citizens help govern? Are your tax dollars being spent wisely? You are not allowed to know.


      This statement is a little misinformed. Think if the all of the US's private intelligence and weaponry information was made public once it was released - It's a major security weakness. If your enemies know your weakness they have an advantage. The reason for agencies like the NSA keeping information from the public is strategic, not a conspiracy.

    9. Re:Be careful about anything said about the NSA. by dynoman7 · · Score: 1

      Be careful about anything said about the NSA.

      You've got that right. I live about a stones throw away from the place and I gotta watch every word I say about them. They are sooo close they visit me just for saying "NSA" to my cat. Oh...damn. Gotta go...someones at the door.

      --
      Blarf.
    10. Re:Be careful about anything said about the NSA. by grue23 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The NSA has an essentially unlimited amount of money. Citizens of the U.S. are not allowed to know the amount.

      This is simply no longer the case. It was true of the NSA and other intel agencies during the cold war, especially during the Reagan years. However, with Congressional interest in a balanced budget, these agencies have been scrutinized fairly intensely and now have to operate their programs within budgets.

      That is actually one reason that they are 'behind' in some ways. They used to have all the money they wanted to build anything they needed from the ground up. Now they are shifting from that model to needing to use prebuilt components ('COTS' - Consumer Off The Shelf). There is not as much expertise with using these types of components, and in many cases they engineer systems in sort of strange ways because the COTS products are treated as if they were developed internally in regard to testing and design.

  16. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is PR to keep the money flowing to the spooks.

    You think they are behind?

    Dream on hippies.

    They have stuff you can only dream about.

  17. riiiight by dbolger · · Score: 1

    So this is the word of the head of the NSA? The same NSA whos very existance was denied until recently? The same NSA who's activities are entirely based around misleading everybody as to their objectives and secretly gathering information on members of the public? The same NSA who invented the concept "secrets and lies" as an actual corporate vision statement??? And we're expected to believe this? Come on, /.! This is what those in the business call "misinformation"!

  18. Washington Post article by gr8fulnded · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a three page article which appeared in the Washington Post Magazine about a month ago. More in-depth then the 60 mins one and goes into the some details about the problems facing The Agency in the coming years... Washington Post NSA article

    1. Re:Washington Post article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks ... good article

  19. Disinformation by YIAAL · · Score: 4, Funny

    They just want you to think that they're horribly behind the times. They're actually already using quantum decryption, and laughing at your puny 256-bit PGP keys.

    1. Re:Disinformation by kiwipeso · · Score: 0

      I've got several quantum crypto schemes.
      These should be available next year.
      However, if echelon screws with me, I'll just open source them all.

      --
      - Kaos games and encryption systems developer
    2. Re:Disinformation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well 256 bits is not secure at all...

    3. Re:Disinformation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They want you to think you need the NSA
      to protect you from terrorists & drugs.

  20. It was reported in January 2000 by peter303 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ironically the super spy agency was one of the
    few organizations to report a serious Y2K problem.

  21. NSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    My aunt works with crypto for The Company. She's amazingly good at avoiding conversation on the topic, but from what I've been able to pick up, the concept of the NSA being a more open, friendly, and underfunded is completely bunk. It's an interesting PR move, though. They must have a reason for saying and doing such things, and I suspect is has to do with gaining the public's trust.

    1. Re:NSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CIA is The Company, the NSA is The Agency. Get it right.

    2. Re:NSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard of them both referred to as The Agency, in different contexts.

  22. Level playing field is for losers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would you want things even before going into a conflict.

    What kind of idiot encourages that type of behavior?

    1. Re:Level playing field is for losers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why would you want things even before going into a conflict.

      It is clear that you have no honor.

      Where's the glory in beating an underdog enemy like Iraq? No wonder the U.S.A. and Israel are such good friends. Both take pride in beating on a clearly outgunned and outtech'ed enemy.

    2. Re:Level playing field is for losers by doubleyou · · Score: 1

      Okay, so by that reasoning, we should've waited for the Nazis to catch-up to us and invent The Bomb before we decided to start dropping our A-bombs on them. Because it would've been more honourable to wait until the playing field was level.

    3. Re:Level playing field is for losers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To paraphrase the American WWII hero, General George Patton. The objective is not to die for your country, the objective is to make some other poor bastard die for his.

    4. Re:Level playing field is for losers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, to be honest, Patton was a fucking lunatic who never managed to cope with life in peacetime.

    5. Re:Level playing field is for losers by cybrpnk · · Score: 2

      Well, to be honest, Patton was a brilliant general who never had a chance to cope with life in peacetime - he died in a Jeep accident shortly after the end of the war he helped to win. The great thing about America is that we had generals who shone in peacetime, too - noteably George Marshall with the Marshall plan that rebuilt Europe...

    6. Re:Level playing field is for losers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you are history clueless, America never bombed Nazi Germany, only Japan. Please get better educated on well know facts.

    7. Re:Level playing field is for losers by cybrpnk · · Score: 2

      There is NOTHING honorable or glorious about war. Period. If you find yourself in one, there are two priorities: survive and win. Period. If you get distracted by ANY other goals you are going to suffer needless losses at best and lose at worst. There is no limit to how evil humans can act in times of war. Concepts of honor and glory only delay your descent into these dark levels and let your opponent get there before you do - a tactical advantage that may enable his victory. Be as violent as possible and get it over with as quickly as possible so everybody can get back to peacetime. Cold, hard realities.

    8. Re:Level playing field is for losers by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      So what, answer his question anyway. Should we have waited until our enemies had caught up before we started to attack just to be "fair"????

      --
      Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
  23. curse of covert agencies by e_lehman · · Score: 2

    Most government agencies stink. There's no competition, no possibility of going bankrupt. I think that makes quality control very difficult.

    I believe this problem is much MORE pronounced in the national security bureaucracy. People can't be fired without contemplating the security risks. Ineffective people can be concealed, because so much is concealed. Old boys networks can flourish unchecked. The degree of public accountability is essentially nil.

    I know NSA has a lot of bright people, but they must also have more deadwood than the coast of Maine.

    1. Re:curse of covert agencies by clueless_penguin · · Score: 1

      Ineffective people can be concealed, because so much is concealed. Old boys networks can
      flourish unchecked. The degree of public accountability is essentially nil.


      And this differs from a large corporation how? These problems are inherent in any large organization. Security has nothing to do with firing people. Civil Service rules do make this difficult. But most of the technological work is actually done by contractors, who have the same hiring/firing problems as everyone else. I haven't seen any difference.

      You want quality control? I can't speak for NSA but its sister "secret agencies" are far ahead of the commercial world both in technology and quality. I've worked for a couple of contractors in this world, as well as in normal commercial companies. I'm now thinking about returning to the spook world - it's a lot more interesting, and they _do_ pay attention to getting things done right, unlike many non-govt companies.

      --
      Use the spatula, Luke
  24. Troll alert by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

    Reread the parent post and tell me someone would actually say this without trying to be inflamatory.

    - Steeltoe

  25. I want to SEE People Decoding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SEEING people decoding telephone conversations.

    Does 60 Minutes have this online? Or maybe is there a shot of this occurring? Thanks

  26. Oh, woe are us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Oh, yes, we at the NSA are sooo behinf the times (Dammit, bob, hide those E10K's under your desk! the reporters are coming! Yes, you'll have to pretend to fare with "crappy" 1.4Ghz dual Athlons..) and, as such, we should.. um.. get more funding. Oh yeah, and we suck, and our computers crash all the time, so people don't *need* to encrypt their stuff, because we couldn't read it anyways, right? Ha ha ha... Oh, and the reaon we're suddenly saying all of this is that.. uh.. times change, and the NSA must go public. Yeah, that's it! Coming soon to NASDAQ: ticker NSA!"

    1. Re:Oh, woe are us... by juxel · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you could have dual 1.4ghz Athlons...

  27. There is a cycle of justification. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 1


    There is a cycle: 1) The U.S. government influences other governments in hidden ways, including arranging the killing of foreign leaders. 2) Some members of the countries with whom the U.S. has interfered want to retaliate violently to the violence of the U.S. 3) The U.S. uses the violent retaliation as a justification for more hidden activity.

    Secrecy is incompatible with democracy.

    --
    Bush's education improvements were
  28. Well... by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 2

    I dunno what is going on at the NSA, but I know that the people from the NSA aren't gonna tell you the truth about it. The notion that this could be even remotely truthful is rediculous; an agency charged with intelligence gathering on all foreign soil admits publicly that it's out of shape, underfunded, and vulnerable? Yeah, sure, I believe that. I'd sooner bet my life savings on the theory that somewhere sits a document detailing counterintelligence plans to spread propaganda like this for the simple purposes of winning a bigger budget or deceiving foreign targets.

  29. this link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    has some cool stuff about crypto invloving the NSA.

    1. Re:this link by invalid+characters · · Score: 1

      I'd invlove to work in the NSA. I sent in an application, but I guess I didn't have enought experience. I guess they didn't invlove me :(

  30. It wouldn't suprise me... by th3walrus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The NSA probably is behind... way behind. I've worked on several government projects (none classified or anything though) and they've all been way behind the times. Why do you think there was such a big call for legacy programmers a few years back? And why do you think there isn't anymore? Did they just all of a sudden get everything up to date? No... They quit.

    Also, the NSA has been really trying hard to get new young faces in their information security departments. They've even gone so far as offering dot-com competitive salaries and benefits to their programmers and systems people.

    Besides, they're not gods. They're just people like you or me, and it's just a 'company' like any other. Why couldn't they be having some financial difficulties? Sure, we pay tons of taxes, but the government is more interested in feeding bums and helping other nations than protecting our country.

    1. Re:It wouldn't suprise me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but the government is more interested in feeding bums and helping other nations than protecting our country"

      Yeh, that damn GW seems all he cares about is helping those bums.

    2. Re:It wouldn't suprise me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      it's just a 'company' like any other

      Except you never really leave this company. It's more like a mob family in that regard.

    3. Re:It wouldn't suprise me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmmm... fresh young faces from dotcoms @ NSA... Uh huh... Just wait until 3733t Programmer Dude walks in the door and sets off the pot detectors BEFORE he takes the piss/hair tests...

      (actually, that's the ONLY thing keeping me from working there - I'd never pass the drug tests... tee hee).

    4. Re:It wouldn't suprise me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd mod you up and say that was a funny comment.

      The mods were prolly Americans that don't understand your sarcasm.

      ROFL!!!!

    5. Re:It wouldn't suprise me... by markx16 · · Score: 1

      And it's the biggest such "family" on earth.
      They hire more mathematicians than anybody else - the goons of the NSA, if you will. Might be lacking on linguistics and computers, but can't fault their personell.

  31. I seriously doubt the NSA lacks computing power by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really? The NSA is woefully behind in technology? I can't prove that any of these supercomputers went to the NSA but looking at this list, the government now owns at least seven of the top five-hundred supercomputers. Most of these are in the top 200 and all were bought in the past four years. Note the computer's uses are classified so who knows if the NSA got them or all went to the FBI and CIA.

    1. Re:I seriously doubt the NSA lacks computing power by Jumperalex · · Score: 1
      As someone who worked at a DoD Lab I can tell you that a good number of those supercomputers are NOT at the NSA. Now could they be doing NSA work? Sure I guess they could, since I couldn't possible know the task of all the cycsle of all the machines i managed (admin not tech manage). But I knew the researchers and the work they were doing and most of it revolved around seriously basic science like modeling chemical reactions, not cracking codes.

      Yes I physically saw the computers and there are 4 of these "High Performance Computing Labs" called Major Shared Resource Centers and then several "lesser" sites. called Distributed Centers. Check out http://www.hpcmo.hpc.mil/ I used to work for these guys.

      --
      If you can't be good, be good at it!
  32. Disinformation, but by who?????????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So quickly do people jump to conlusions, maybe you should look who is doing the report??? Remeber this report is being done by the mainstream press who always edits there reports to mislead the public in to believing what they feel the public should believe.

    If you would truely like to know what is going on with NSA try reading James Bamford's latest book, Body of Secrets. He's newest book is based on more fact than rumor, as oppesed to his previous books, this is because he was given access to NSA prior to writting the new book. Also try watching the Histroy Channel's unbiased look, you can buy the video at: http://store.aetv.com/html/catalog/vp02.jhtml?id=4 3109

  33. Not "exactly" true by jrwillis · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There was an article in the Post last month that had an interview with the current head of the NSA that basically said the same things. While the NSA my have some of the same problems that other government agencies have, some of their claims are not exactly true. I have 2 friends with some knowledge on the subject. The first was with the NSA during the early 70's at an NSA base in a country that "America wasn't at." The second is online currently at Ft. Meade. Both will tell you that the technology used is truly amazing and that money is not much of an issue. All workstations get replaced roughly yearly. In closing, I don't think the NSA is the big bad agency that most people make them out to be. After all, there is a shred of patriotism left in America and I'd like to think that that the fine individuals employed with the National Security Agency are a corner post of this patriotism.

    --
    Keep Austin Weird!
    1. Re:Not "exactly" true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh good fucking grief folks! My opinion of the slashdot crowd just dropped another 3 or 4 steps.

      Why? Because you have so many damn knee jerk reactions to anything. I couldn't get a better response from Pavlov's dogs!

      NSA/Congress/America/copyright protection/FBI are badbadbadbad. Howl, froth, gnash teeth, post pointless, stupid comments.

      How many of you have actually called your congress critter to complain about the DMCA? Any of you? Or the half dozen that actually have a clue on here? How many have gone further and written letters? hmm? Ever thought to check out things beyond the digital?

      Snail mail is weighted by far more than email. Email can be fired off in the blink of an eye and merely half a thought where as taking the time to write a letter, at least for a congressoid, makes them worth a LOT more.

      Many of you whine that something or another is broken or wrong...and then do nothing. No, worse than nothing! You sit there and diss on the 'mundanes' for their lack of education, lack of enthusiasm, lack of whatever you feel at the moment. Yet then...what do *YOU* do? Not a thing...

      This elitism and lack of political zeal smacks of childish whining and adolescent insecurity.

      Grow up.

      *USE* that Slahdot Effect to achieve what the community needs for good and continued growth...and walk away from the ringing bell, damnit! Dogs can't code.

      *big breath*

      The NSA is one of the heirs of Bletchley Park (sp) and other signals people who helped win that war. People whom the cracker/hacker world has embarassingly embraced as their own...and yet their 'children' are singularly rejected. Without them, we may well have lost Big Mistake #2. How would you like to have the REAL Gestapo wandering around instead of the ones so-called by the OSS community.

      Still, NSA is badbadbad. froth, gnash teeth, howl at the moon.

      Do I trust them to stay in their playpen...nope. How many coding projects stay purely focussed? How often do you think of, "Well, what if I add this little feature?" Uh huh. Exactly. These guys do the same thing with their jobs. THAT is why you need to be involved politically, people. Make sure that you are able to help guide this place, this nation. Otherwise don't whine about the results. We're a democracy, well, a participatory republic, and it requires participation to work.

      Yet...the NSA still does a vital job. The people very, very well intentioned. Give them their due. And lose the vitrol. sheesh.

      lol. Now that I've been inflammatory enough for being moderated out of existance...we'll see if this actually makes it to 'print'. ;)

      tschuss.

    2. Re:Not "exactly" true by jrwillis · · Score: 1

      I agree with you 100%. I'm just trying to figure out why you wrote this in reply to my comment which supported the NSA.

      --
      Keep Austin Weird!
  34. Man! by nettdata · · Score: 1

    Where are the Lone Gunmen when you really need them?

    --



    $0.02 (CDN)
  35. FNORD by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    We are from the NSA, and we're here to feed the FNORDs!!!!

    Jeremiah

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  36. It's a real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's real. There have been congressional studies and criticism.

    NSA used to be a very slow-moving organization, and probably still is. That worked fine when the enemy was the USSR, which moved even slower. In the Cold War days, vast efforts were expended on trying to figure out who was really in charge of what at the Kremlin, how accurate Soviet missiles really were, and other slow-changing bits of information.

    The threats today are generally below the superpower level, but above the law enforcement level. Small wars, terrorist organizations, warlords, drug lords, and similar troubles are what today's national security apparatus worries about. NSA never really was geared for threats like that. NSA's collection assets tended to be in fixed locations, aimed at fixed targets.

    An inflexible, ponderous NSA aimed at the USSR wasn't much of a threat to Americans. NSA used to routinely brush off requests from law enforcement, for which they've been criticized in Congress. NSA's position was that disclosing anything to law enforcement would jeopardize their collection capabilities.

    A modernized, flexible, responsive NSA, working closely with law enforcement, is much more of a Big Brother organization. NSA needs more public scrutiny than during the Cold War. This is true of the intelligence agencies generally, especially with the loosening of restrictions on the use of DoD assets for law enforcement.

    This will be more of an issue as the recession deepens and protests against the Administration rise.

  37. . . .and their solution. . . . by Salgak1 · · Score: 1
    Which is why there are "Hall Walkers". Employees who do nothing. . .anymore. A desk, and no work. They have literally nothing more to do than walk the halls.


    The story of the Hall Walkers has been around for years: my only experience with No Such Agency was in teaching a pilot course for them: they were switching from Unix to Windows NT, if you can believe it, and the follow-on training courses are still ongoing: I only finished teaching the pilot course 15 months ago. . .

  38. Actually. . . by Salgak1 · · Score: 1
    . . .if you think about it, that is EXACTLY the reputation a good intelligence agency would want those outside of it to think it has: dim and backwards...


    I'm HOPING all of this is a cover story. . .

  39. . . .why do you think. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . .the Lone Gunmen got Cancelled ?? Hmmm ???

  40. NSA is not really behind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    somehow I think that "behind" really means that they can't decrypt all the traffic in less than 5 minutes. See they rely on being a large factor higher in technology then the public is. So if we are using super computers they need quantum computers so that they always maintain a lead compared to the general population. Furthurmore thier purpose is to supply information out to the various government organizations that require it for thier mission. So like the DEA might need information on a drug lord or, the FBI might need information on something else. They are kinda like information brokers for the government.

  41. Duh... by LWolenczak · · Score: 1

    If you guys have not been paying attention for the last year (Its ok.....), they do this EVERY year.... Last year's slashdot post on the NSA needing more money refrenced a previous year's post. Come on....

  42. Imagine a .... by M_T_Toaster · · Score: 0, Redundant
    ...Grendel cluster of those.

    -I could be working but my tax has run out.

  43. What are they up against? by dragons_flight · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Bullshit warning: I'm about to pull a lot of numbers out my ass. I hope to be semi-reasonable and conservative, but it's guesswork nonetheless.

    Let's suppose for the sake of argument the NSA can in fact intercept any transmission and beyond that can convert any spoken words in any language to flawless text.

    5 minutes of phone time per person per day worldwide
    6 billion people
    at least 1 word every 3 seconds
    2 people in the typical conversation
    8 character average word length (w/ space)
    = 2.4 Terabytes per day

    200 important daily newspapers
    50,000 words per issue
    = 80 Mbytes per day

    5,000 magazines / periodicals
    median time of 2 weeks
    100 pages on average
    average 400 words per page
    = 114 Mbytes per day

    15,000 worldwide radio stations
    35% of time is spoken
    1 word every 2 seconds in spoken segments
    = 1.8 Gigabytes

    7 million new webpages a day (source)
    10k average size
    = 70 Gigabytes per day

    500 million email users
    average 0.5 email sent per user per day
    18k average email size (source)
    = 4.5 Terabytes per day

    Total = 7 Terabytes per day

    If the NSA really were out to track everything, suffice it to say, it's one monster of a computer engineering problem. We are generating more information than ever and don't have the same kinds of well defined enemies. And how many actual analysts are required to make any sense of all that? Is it any wonder they might be falling behind?

    Of course I'm sure there are lots of sources of information, such as TV, that I haven't even covered.

    1. Re:What are they up against? by Fishstick · · Score: 2

      what % of the 6 billion even have phones? Probably not as much as you might even think.

      Reminds me of the SantaClaus thing about how he would have to approach the speed of light to visit every child on earth in a 24-hour period: until you factor out that the % of christian children among all those in the world is like ~20%

      --

      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    2. Re:What are they up against? by dragons_flight · · Score: 2

      Well I certainly didn't come up with 5 minutes a person looking to the industrialized world. Most people in the US use far more than that. For instance my teenage sister probably spends 2 hours a day talking to her best friend. That way she has covered her alotment and 23 other people without phones.

      Seriously, if only 20% of the world has regular phone service (and I'd guess it's a least a little higher than that), then they only have to average 25 minutes a day amongst themselves to still result in 5 minutes a day average worldwide.

      It's meant as an average. I never thought to claim that everyone talks for 5 minutes a day.

    3. Re:What are they up against? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget that subversives probably tend to talk to other subversives. There is probably a monitored network of people that keeps expanding, as opposed to total monitoring.

    4. Re:What are they up against? by ave19 · · Score: 1

      You need to switch focus. Do you really think they care what the DJ on 94.3FM in Colorado Springs says? Think military. They are a part of the Department of Defense, after all.

      --
      ...or maybe not.
    5. Re:What are they up against? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you even watch the thing? "They" had a big room full of huge servers, they could have all that, plus categorize it by person and pull it up by database.

      (I have no knowledge if this is true, but it is very possible and I suspect likely)

    6. Re:What are they up against? by rve · · Score: 2

      They probably meant they potentially have access to everything. That doesn't mean they actually intercept and process everything... As any student can tell you: a large part of information gathering is a) knowing where to look, and b) separating the useful data from the fluff.

      They probably only tap the usual suspects: arabs, commies, foreigners, blacks, homosexuals, environmentalists, pacifists. Probably in that order.

      I can't imagine they bother to screen slashdot posts :)

    7. Re:What are they up against? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they care, because that station's transmissions are constantly triggering their filters for drug-related topics. At least every hour on the hour, and then a lot more than that too!

    8. Re:What are they up against? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMFG, santa claus is real

    9. Re:What are they up against? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see your point, but I don't see how Santa Claus coincides with christian children. Belief in Santa Claus is probably more proportional with the number of children in western cultures or something.

  44. at least one good guy at NSA by 2ms · · Score: 1

    One of the nicest people I've ever known works for NSA crypto and loves his job. Won't talk about much more than that though.

  45. And if you believe that, god help you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can you say snowjob?

  46. Shaa right by z4ce · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Do they given read their own web page? This is a organization who employees many of the top mathematicians in the world. From their own about web page:

    NSA employs the country's premier codemakers and codebreakers. It is said to be the largest employer of mathematicians in the United States and perhaps the world.


    Oh, yes and it gets way better.. from the FAQ..


    How many people work for the NSA/CSS and what is its budget?

    Neither the number of employees nor the size of the Agency's budget can be publicly disclosed. However, if the NSA/CSS were considered a corporation in terms of dollars spent, floor space occupied, and personnel employed, it would rank in the top 10 percent of the Fortune 500 companies. It is far from true that NSA/CSS has an unlimited "black" budget, unknown by other government entities. While the budget and size of the NSA/CSS are classified, these details are known by the Office of Management and Budget, by both the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence (SSCI) and the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence (HPSCI), and by the Defense Subcommittees of the Appropriations Committees in both houses of Congress. Resources allocated to NSA/CSS are subject to rigorous examination and approval processes.

    In 1997, the aggregate figure for all U.S. Government intelligence and intelligence-related activities ? of which NSA/CSS was one segment ? was made public for the first time. The aggregate intelligence budget was $26.6 billion in fiscal year (FY) 1997 and $26.7 billion for FY98. The intelligence budget for FY99 has not been publicly released.


    Aw.. poor NSA only gets $26 Billion dollars. It's only the equivalent to a Fortune 50 company. Yeah.. I'm sure its technology is _ancient_.

    You know.. we don't actually know jack about our defense capablities I don't think. Of course, if we did then our enemies would also, and they wouldn't be nearly as effective. For example, living in St. Louis, I was talking to someone from Boeing and mentioned how they must not too happy that their missile tests failed. He just laughed and said he couldn't talk about it's classified. Makes you wonder if maybe he was inferring that those public tests don't totally represent the actually success of the projects...
    1. Re:Shaa right by Crixus · · Score: 2
      You know.. we don't actually know jack about our defense capablities I don't think. Of course, if we did then our enemies would also, and they wouldn't be nearly as effective. For example, living in St. Louis, I was talking to someone from Boeing and mentioned how they must not too happy that their missile tests failed. He just laughed and said he couldn't talk about it's classified. Makes you wonder if maybe he was inferring that those public tests don't totally represent the actually success of the projects...

      Well, in this case I would disagree.

      When Reagan originally proposed SDI he actually spoke about a missile defense sheid that could not be penetrated. He then said we'd share the technology with the Soviets so that there would never be an attack since it would always fail.

      In this case I would think we would WANT our enemies to know how good our capabilities at shooting down missiles are. This way they wouldn't attack.

      Even if we had a 99% success rate with this system it would still benefit an enemy to launch 100 missiles so that one might get through.

      So if anything, I would say we're lying and OVER-estimating our successes, just as we did in the Gulf War when we were told our Patriots were shooting down Scuds left and right, only to learn that we only had something like 2 successful intercepts, and in each of those cases the missile body was blown apart, but the Scud's warhead still fell to earth and exploded.

      As always, this new SDI is just congress and the president paying off their corporate masters with HUGE defense contracts to repay them for their campaign contributions. Rich...

      --
      Ignore Alien Orders
    2. Re:Shaa right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but it would help if you could read. It stated 26.7 billion for ALL US government and intelligence related activites. The NSA is just one of those areas...

    3. Re:Shaa right by alienmole · · Score: 3, Insightful
      For example, living in St. Louis, I was talking to someone from Boeing and mentioned how they must not too happy that their missile tests failed. He just laughed and said he couldn't talk about it's classified. Makes you wonder if maybe he was inferring that those public tests don't totally represent the actually success of the projects...

      Dream on. Unless the guy you were talking to actually worked in the exact defense unit of Boeing, he probably knew as little about the missile tests as you do - maybe less. That's why he laughed. It's like when you meet someone from, say, Germany, and say something like "Hey, I know a guy in Dusseldorf name Hans Pickelgruber, do you know him?" The only meaningful reaction is to laugh.

      Boeing is a humongous company, and if you work in say the commercial airliner division, you're not even remotely exposed to what's going on in the defense divisions. Nevertheless, when you sign on as an employee you're still warned not to talk about company business with outsiders. So that explains the reaction you got: laughter because the guy probably knew nothing about the missile tests, and thought it was amusing that you thought he worked just down the hall from where they're building rocket engines and guidance systems, when in reality he works in a cubicle with thousands of other people who are all pushing paper just like him; and stonewalling because the guy's job could be at stake even if he speculates about company business that he knows nothing about with an outsider.

    4. Re:Shaa right by GaCRuX · · Score: 0

      "In this case I would think we would WANT our enemies to know how good our capabilities at shooting down missiles are. This way they wouldn't attack."

      but if the system really *works*, then why bother? might as well let them waste ammo ;-)

    5. Re:Shaa right by jpostel · · Score: 1

      One of my friends from college works on nuclear missiles warheads. When they chuckle and tell you it's classified, they generally mean that it's classified. Another of my friends is an engineer on nuclear subs. I asked him about some technical stuff when we had lunch one day. Half the conversation was classified.

      Some stuff that's classified is stupid, like who worked in what office during the Vietnam War, but some of the stuff is serious, like how deep can a certain class of sub go.

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    6. Re:Shaa right by alienmole · · Score: 1
      One of my friends from college works on nuclear missiles warheads.

      It's a little different if you know that the person you're talking to works in the area you're talking about. That wasn't clear in the original post I responded to. When it comes to classified stuff, "need to know" makes it even less likely that the person you're talking to knows anything about things that's aren't his direct responsibility.

      When they chuckle and tell you it's classified, they generally mean that it's classified

      Or that they're trying to impress you - how would you know the difference? ;)

  47. Special Collection Service (SCS), NSA and CIA by mixter · · Score: 1

    Actually, today the NSA is being less involved in any surveillance related to the internet. They no longer maintain the echelon systems. Under the Clinton administration, there was a new agency assigned for this task, the SCS. I think many ex-NSA employees were just changing to the SCS. The reason for doing so is that they can continue to deny the existance of their primary surveillance agency that way.

    Try this link for a lot more details.. :)

    Oh, and don't forget, Oct 21st, is this years "flood echelon" day...

    1. Re:Special Collection Service (SCS), NSA and CIA by Shadowlore · · Score: 1
      Under the Clinton administration, there was a new agency assigned for this task, the SCS


      Hey brainiac, the first link on your referenced page says the SCS was established in the 70's. News flash, Clinton was in no position to form something as the SCS in the 70's.

      --
      My Suburban burns less gasoline than your Prius.
  48. Re:http://www.invalidchars.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.invalidchars.com go there instead, I'm sure its much better

  49. Never gonna SEE People Decoding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course they weren't really decoding anything real! They were just going through the motions, but processing "dummy traffic". Everything that NSA does is done on a need-to-know basis. Everything was sanitized, and there were red flashing lights everywhere indicating that persons without the necessary need-to-know were on the premises. Everything is "compartmented", meaning that just because you have a top secret security clearance doesn't mean you're authorized to see everything that's top secret. Even if something is officially unclassified, if you have no need-to-know, to you it is considered top secret.

    When I was in the Army Signal Corps, I would occasionally have to enter communication centers to maintain the communications equipment, and despite having had a TS clearance at the time, everything was sanitized before I got there, meaning all sensitive items were either squirreled away or otherwise covered. And when the base commanding general visited my office, we had to stop what we were doing and lock our work in a vault and look busy doing something else, usually practicing what they called common task training; i.e. map reading or identifying friend or foe aircraft, the sort of stuff learned in boot camp, or even doing something mundane like polishing the floors. It was the job of the commander to brief the general on what we really do.

  50. Yeah ok by red21264 · · Score: 1

    I saw a documentary on the NSA's main DECLASSIFIED
    decryption computer. It is HUGE. It can decode 74 QUADRILLION (10^15) keys a second. Big Brother IS watching. Just remember that.

    Their main DECLASSIFIED R&D lab is well below ground and surrounded by 50ft. of conrete to eliminate minor seismic disturbances. They also use GOLD in their circuits, not aluminum or copper, GOLD. The dust content in the air is below 10 parts per million.

    Remember the F117A Nighthawk is over 30 years old and is still undectable without a system failure.
    Whatever they have now is way ahead of whatever we have seen so far.

    1. Re:Yeah ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no, the F177A Nighthawk is easily detectable with old long-wave radar using a new control system.

    2. Re:Yeah ok by bdauvergne · · Score: 1

      french radars sees F117A

    3. Re:Yeah ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are at least 2 generations ahead of the 117. If you know what airport to look at, you can watch them takeoff at night. It's not as hidden as you might expect. As far as crypto - I stumbled on some strange patterns with IBM mainframe 'undefined results' op-codes once. Years later I realized what they were used for. It doesn't take as many cycles to crack PKI as the public has been led to believe. Same for symmetric for most random keys. The original specs for DES remain classified - doesn't that bother anyone? Pretty obvious to me.

    4. Re:Yeah ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are the strange patterns with IBM mainframe 'undefined results' op-codes that you ran into? Were these undefined op-codes?

  51. Top secret tissue paper? by ScottBob · · Score: 1

    The article says the pulp from recycled secret documents is often sold to tissue manufacturers. ROFL! The saying "Wipe thine ass with what is written" has just gotten even funnier!

  52. Can you imagine... by VampireByte · · Score: 1

    ... a Beowulf cluster of NSA employees decrypting messages?

    Sorry, I couldn't resist.

    --

    Run and catch, run and catch, the lamb is caught in the blackberry patch.

  53. NRO - The National Reconnaisance Office by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 2
    Perhaps this is a diversion from a newer, better agency working behind closed doors.

    You are correct. The NRO has a huge budget and are almost unknown to the American public.

    1. Re:NRO - The National Reconnaisance Office by clueless_penguin · · Score: 2, Informative

      The NRO is the same age as NSA, and has a completely different mission. NRO is responsible for launching and operating surveillance platforms. They pass the data on to various agencies (including NSA) to do whatever they do with it. NRO does not use or analyse anything.

      There is nothing sinister about the new openess with both NRO and NSA. They have merely been directed to open up a bit so the budgets and operations can be scrutinized a little better. This began about 5 years ago. Regardless, you will still never see the things they regard as truly classified, and there are still a few programs that will not be admitted to.

      --
      Use the spatula, Luke
  54. did i hear... decrypt? by sydneyfong · · Score: 2, Funny

    the NSA is violating the DMCA, that's why they ain't got no $$$ ;-)

    on the other hand, gimme a SSL port to my phone.

    --
    Don't quote me on this.
  55. NSA jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering the comments made in the mentioned article it is quite fun looking at NSA's carrers page. Especially the Computer Science section. The job description available to Computer/Electrical Engineers is also quite amusing.

    at http://www.nsa.gov/programs/employ/index.html you also get the sidebar with job descriptions in Cryptoanalysis (code breaking), Foreign Languages, etc.

  56. Humor from a friend of mine by danish · · Score: 1

    There's a guy I talk with on IRC, who usually has
    something interesting or humorous to say in his
    quit message. One day it was:

    "The NSA is always looking for hot new talent, and
    fresh young faces. To learn more about the
    exciting career opportunities within the NSA,
    just pick up your phone and ask the dialtone."

  57. Opinion-shaping disguised as news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The story had the following opinions shaped into the ignorant masses:

    1) encryption is a tool for terrorists and anti-government wackos
    2) intelligence agencies are the good guys
    3) there is nothing ethically wrong with 'democratic' governments spying on their own citizens

  58. Seems reasonable that they are behind by gelfling · · Score: 2

    How much computing power do you need to brute force solve every 128 bit encrypted data stream in the world, every day in near real time? How much computing power do you need to pattern match and keyword search every data stream in the world every day in near real time? And oh yeah - do it in a hundred languages including all the DBCS.

  59. What a crock by I_redwolf · · Score: 1

    They obviously have programmers working on the security enhanced linux kernel and all these other little tiny projects the NSA people get that are cool.. Military Intel doesn't get to do all that cool stuff they leave it to shit like DARPA.. I'll believe the NSA is behind in the times, technology etc when George W. Bush say's something like "I'm switching parties to Democrat". Or when Satan himself is wearing a ski outfit. This is typical.. we suck, we are trying hard to keep everything together so they can get more cool toys. Like all units of DoD do this time of yr.

  60. I always miss this stuff by 1Oman · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    /. needs to have a side bar you can put on your customized front page letting geeks know things of interest coming up on telivision.

    1. Re:I always miss this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, so we can all be up-to-date on the same propaganda? I mean, I appreciate all infomation, so long as it's not about the s3x lives of the clergy, but is catching the latest newspeak from NSA really worth our time? It's like reading MS licensing agreements. You already know they'll claim IP rights on your DNA if you open the box.

  61. Actually ... (on "denied existence") by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The existence of the NSA has been acknowledged since 1957 or so, about five years after it was created. There are sci-fi stories written in '84 that talk about the NSA, so it's not like no-one's known about this. The fact that the director of the NSA is even talking on television shows that the Agency is a hell of a lot more open about what it does than it used to be ... try visiting their webpage sometime. About the rest of what you say, I have no idea how to even begin addressing it. All you're doing is repeating popular statements and not backing it up. If you can't prove what you're saying any better than "but EVERYONE knows it's true!", I find myself forced to ignore you.

  62. Er... by AdamHaun · · Score: 3, Informative

    > Aw.. poor NSA only gets $26 Billion dollars

    Read your citation again. The NSA is *one segment* of the intelligence funding group. From the same page:

    There are 13 federal organizations in the Intelligence Community. They
    are:

    National Security Agency/Central Security Service (NSA/CSS);
    Central Intelligence Agency (CIA);
    National Imagery and Mapping Agency (NIMA);
    Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI);
    Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA);
    National Reconnaissance Office (NRO);
    Department of Energy (DoE);
    Army Intelligence;
    Air Force Intelligence;
    Navy Intelligence;
    Marine Corps Intelligence;
    Department of Treasury;

    The $26 billion would have been split among the intelligence activities of all 13 of these groups.

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    1. Re:Er... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Army Intelligence. Now there's an oxymoron. This is the U.S. Army we're talking about, right?

    2. Re:Er... by BlowCat · · Score: 1
      National Security Agency/Central Security Service (NSA/CSS);
      It's about time to write DeNSA.
    3. Re:Er... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Marine Corps Intelligence;

      $5 in FY98.

  63. If you know of a technically knowledgeable senator by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 3, Insightful


    Perhaps your forget that the NSA and CIA are agencies designed to keep their activities hidden. Lying is not only acceptable to them, it is encouraged. Do you think that they disclose everything to the elected officials? I think they don't.

    I think the elected officials are very busy, and don't have the time to comprehend what the NSA is doing.

    Also, this is my guess: I guess that there is not one elected official who understands the technology the NSA uses. If you know of a technically knowledgeable congressman or senator, please tell me who that is. These are the same people who gave us the DMCA!

    --
    Bush's education improvements were
  64. Who's the target? by krazo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It looks to me like the NSA is fishing for new hires. Let me explain. Every post here seems to be extrememly paranoid about the NSA. "Don't trust them. They're massively powerful. They're trying to trick us." But Slashdot represents a fair slice of the technophile community. If all the geeks fear the NSA, then who is working for them? I think the Good Will Hunting monologue is a fair representation of how most intelligent people feel about the NSA. The NSA needs geniuses to work for them, but the geniuses will have none of it. The NSA is nothing if it doesn't have great minds working for it, so I really have no doubt that it is waning in power. If it loses smart people, it produces fewer results and suddenly it is less necessary, and less funded, etc., etc.

    So, it seems to me that they have changed their strategy in an attempt to become more attractive to the people they want to hire. They got burned on their whole attempt to regulate cryptography, and managed to alienate everyone who believes in freedom of inquiry in the process. Maybe they've realized that they can't rely on secrecy anymore, because it doesn't work, and have decided they need to stay ahead technologically. And in order to do this, they need smart people, and in order to get these people, they have to be open and trusted by the public.

    In the end, the only thing the NSA is about is National Security. They have a history of being sneaky and untrustworthy and classified, but if they finally realize that it doesn't help national security to be that way, then why wouldn't they change? In government agencies, old habits die hard, but the other thing that dies hard is government agencies. If they get pushed into a corner (which I think they have been by the availability of good public cryptography tools), then I wouldn't be surprised if they suddenly did a policy 180. And I think that would be a good thing.

    Feel free to disagree =)

    1. Re:Who's the target? by macinslak · · Score: 1
      I think you overestimate the intelligence of the average /. reader...

      I mean really, does anyone wonder why there has never been another truly Grade A genious like Alan Turing or Seymour Cray running around the computer industry?

      People like this aren't likely to be scared by sensationalist ramblings, and unlike the fictional (and rather unrealistic) Good Will Hunting monologue, they probably realise the necesity of things like the NSA.

    2. Re:Who's the target? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next thing you know, they'll have planted agents working on OSS projects on Source4ge so they can keep ahead of the game. . .

  65. NSA not so cloak and dagger by NitsujTPU · · Score: 2

    NSA got a bad rap because it was so secret. In modern times, good cryptography doesn't require so much secretness because it is generally all about yoru computation power and not your ability to steal captain crunch decoder rings from the enemy. It aslo got a bad rap because legislative oversight was sorta bypassed decades ago. The NSA has been looking for a friendlier image to couterract all of the bad publicity that they got. It can't function effectively if people don't trust it, especially in a day and age where NATIONAL SECURITY means that the people of that nation have to practice it too in order to be effective at all. NSA phone taps are all done perfectly legally, we all know that the police station has equipment, and have even seen them use it, why should we be surprised to see the NSA doing it? Remember, these people aren't clandestine agents who require anonymity to function. They're professors, who just need a good office and a compiler.

  66. ObSneakers: by Legion303 · · Score: 1
    "No, that's the FBI."

    -Legion

  67. The NSA is always at war = always deceptive by Infonaut · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Think of it this way - the NSA has to always operate under the assumption that it is in a state of war. The more information it can gather, the more knowledge about potential threats it can accumulate, the better. The weaker it appears to its potential enemies, the better.

    Attila the Hun actually almost never outnumbered his opponents. He won using carefully-crafted deception plans and sheer terror to demoralize his enemies.

    The Allies were able to intercept and decrypt a huge chunk of Nazi messages throughout WWII as a result of their ongoing effort to crack Enigma. These decrypts probably shortened the war in Europe by months if not years, but they had to use the intercepts wisely, so as not to tip off the Germans.

    During the 1950s, the Russians talked about atomic bombs 'rolling off the assembly lines like sausages', when they actually had a very limited stockpile.

    The point is that sometimes you deceive your enemy into thinking that you're stronger than you are, and at other times you make them think you're weaker than you actually are.

    Intelligence agencies are any nation's first and last line of defense. They're the ones that tip off leaders about potential dangers, well before they surface on CNN or in the pages of the Washington Times. They're also the ones who can provide the necessary misdirection so that critical programs are not detected by the intelligence resources of other nations.

    Case in point: The F-117 Stealth Fighter. Remember when Testor's came out with a plastic model of what they thought the Stealth looked like? The Pentagon freaked out on Testor's and tried to keep them from selling the model kit. Of course, when it was revealed a few years later that an F-117 group had actually been flying *operationally* for several years, and that the Stealth fighter looked nothing like the model, we could all see the depth of the deception effort.

    If the NSA releases its doors to the television cameras, *particularly* to 60 Minutes (which has a long history of not having a clue about defense-related matters), it's part of an extensive deception plan.

    They're just doing their job.

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  68. an observation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not to nitpick, but why does slashdot's version of the U.S. flag only have 12 stripes?

  69. Citizens must be able to know if the officials... by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Another comment: Democracy depends on citizens being able to discover if the elected officials are doing a good job. When agencies of the government are allowed to be secretive, we have no way of holding them accountable. We have no way of knowing whether we should vote for an elected official, because we have no way of knowing what he or she did when working in secrecy.

    I don't know if the NSA is doing a good job. You don't know that, either. And, neither of us have any way of collecting accurate information, so that we could form an opinion.

    U.S. government agencies have, in the past, admitted to arranging the killing of foreign leaders. If that is their history, certainly morality won't stop them from committing any crime, or publishing any lie.

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  70. Re:Are we supposed to believe this? Some of it by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'd believe the part about some of their tech being behind the times.

    Tempest workstations are costly, clunky, and a few years behind the state of the art. The time and effort required for certification is long!

    The certification is real fun. You give them the equipment and get back either a pass or fail. No indication as to why it failed. Guess, fix and try, try again. Happy happy joy joy!

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  71. The Devil's Trick by pryan · · Score: 1

    Not to say that they're the devil, but remember the devil's greatest trick?

    1. Re:The Devil's Trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The devil's greatest trick... was convincing the world that it didn't exist.

    2. Re:The Devil's Trick by pryan · · Score: 1

      And so the NSA's trick is to convince the world that it is running a cluster of 8088s. :)

  72. America and the new Industrial Complex by killthiskid · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of people in Jail. Around 2 million Americans are currently in jail.

    Reference Mother Jones. For a starting place, I recommend reading "How we got to 2 Million".

    I'm not endorsing this. I hate it.

    We put people in prison because someone is making money off of it. Be it via the people who build the prisons, or those who run them (Private for-profit prisons!).

    Remember, this is America... profit IS the bottom line. We lead the world economy for a reason.

    1. Re:America and the new Industrial Complex by KupekKupoppo · · Score: 1

      You're fucking retarded. People get in jail for committing crimes, too. With the exception of the DMCA turning a civil issue into a criminal one, PEOPLE GO TO JAIL FOR COMMITTING CRIMES.

      Ass.

    2. Re:America and the new Industrial Complex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and what are people in jails for?
      mainly drug related offences

      oh oh alcohol and tobbaco and coffee is is legal
      and everything else is not... we decide.

      if it wasnt for the retarded prohibition laws majority of people in jail wouldnt be there

    3. Re:America and the new Industrial Complex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but some idiot on LSD would think I'm a giant leprechaun sent from the future to tear out his corneas, and kill me.

    4. Re:America and the new Industrial Complex by beardcz · · Score: 1

      And being caught, and evidence being found (or manufactured), and prosecuted, and defended by probably inadequate lawyers unless they are rich...

      They also go to jail for a long time for relatively minor crimes. IANAC(riminal), but from what I've read US jails concentrate on punishment as opposed to rehabilitation, so when they do get out they cannot function in society, they go back to drugs and gangs and get back in jail.

      The point being that the people who run the jails have an interest in repeat offenders, so they do not rehabilitate the prisoners. Should I capitalize it for you so you can understand it better???

      BTW, could you explain why you signed your statement "Ass" (is that your name or just a description?

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  73. FUD? maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I too have a hard time believing that the NSA's top guy is suddenly coming out. On the other hand, his point about the NSA growing up in one world and now being at a loss with how to cope with the current reality is very legitimate; they're no different, in terms of organizational dynamics, than a large corporation.

    It bears watching, but part of me remains a skeptic, and I sure as hell hope things aren't as screwed up at that level as portrayed.

  74. More facts by stingray · · Score: 0
    Taken from Facts

    NSA is the single largest employer in Anne Arundel County and one of the largest in the state of Maryland.

    NSA is the Baltimore Gas Electric (BGE) company's 2nd largest customer, and the 2nd largest user of electrical power in Maryland. NSA's yearly electrical bill is more than $21 million.

    Kinda interesting,..
  75. Did someone mention a ghost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NSA=No Such Agency Therefore, I guess they don't have a budget either.

    That's enough for the pundits, flamebaiters, intell people, hackers, internet guerilla south american communist, etc. I just hope they can't watch me typing this out, oh man, they got me!!!

    -"he's just this guy, you know"

  76. what people don't realize by kaisermike · · Score: 2, Informative

    What people don't realize is that the NSA is more than just what it seems. All COTS (Commercial Off the Shelf) technology that is being considered for use in most any part of the gov't/DoD has to be evaluated by these people, and this process is just a very long one at that. At the rate of new stuff coming out, there is a reason why they don't have the funding that they really do need.

    Why do normal people laugh at the gov't when they just announce that they are switching to a "new" technology, when in reality it's been out in public for some time. It's the same reason as above...they have to make sure that it fits all the standards to become FIPS compliant for the specified level that they want it at.

    Also, quite a bit of technology is in house also, and that requires a really big chunk of money as well.

    Of course, another big chunk is the "black" stuff that most people picture the gov't (or just NSA) to be.

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  77. seeing it is to accept it .........desensitization by generationcrm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    seeing it on T.V., openly discussing it, and knowning it exists is the first step for the NSA to be accepted. Desensitize the public, put positive spin on it (we fight crime and terrorist.) then continue to secretly snoop. Mean while the public is not so critical of the NSA and there sneaky objectives. NSA lobbies for more money.....and gets it. It is all about raising awareness of our good friend the NSA.

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  78. NSA drones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i wonder if everytime someone use letters NSA in this thread that some NSA drones computer lights up.

    1. Re:NSA drones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      NSA NSA NSA NSA


      I just put in 4 lights of work!

  79. nice... by Publicus · · Score: 1

    I don't know how big I am on hyper-national security, but I do think it plays a role. The best way to avoid terrorism is to stop being an asshole country, but until that happens, the NSA is going to have to continue to do what it does.

    I think it's funny, though, that as the agency that is supposed to be the best and brightest begins to fall behind the curve, Congress is writing laws criminalizing the act of decryption, pushing underground a very important segment of our intellectual community. The fact that the DMCA seeks to imprison people who are clever enough to break encryption means our ability to do this when it's important is going to be diminished. I'm not saying the Dmitry is the only hope for US national security, but the precedence that his case is setting paints a bleak picture for the United States. This country will fail if it continues on this course.

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  80. You are all very silly! by Pathos78 · · Score: 1

    Of course this is a hoax. Anyone can see that. To suggest it's for disinformation purposes is also, clearly a hoax. Strange loops have 3 layers, kids, and at the bottom of the barrel we have what? What could possibly motivate the NSA if gaining sympathy/funding or sandbagging the opposition are both out?

    Well? What have they accomplished? What outcome could they desire and predict?

    A SLASHDOT DISCUSSION!!!

    They're polling us, don't you see?
    Now they know what we think, how many of us don't trust them, how many do. They know what we fear (quantum decryption), they have a stack of numbers we guess apply to them... We've just told them everything they might want to know about how we see them!! This story is a giant troll!!! On top of them getting feedback, we're also spreading FUD everywhich way... lots of speculation and rumour, nothing else.

    Don't swing at the low ones, okay?

    1. Re:You are all very silly! by philipm · · Score: 0

      I think you may be right, and even if you are not, I think that an organization that has so much unnecessary secrecy and so much elitism and is such a bad citizen that it makes its employees lie about wehat they do, and hides its budget in $20,000 hammer pruchases deserves everything thats coming to it. Since they don'y tell me what benefit they provide, I will go on the assumption that they provide me no benefit.

      Democracy is the theory that the people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard - HL Mencken

  81. What to mak of it is by Rogain · · Score: 1

    That you live in a Police State. Get used to it, your freedoms exists at the wim of the Corporate State.

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  82. Re:Are we supposed to believe this? Some of it by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    I should have also mentioned that once a box is Tempest certified, you aren't allowed to change a single part of it.

    If you change the video card because the old one is no longer available, recertify. If you change the supplier of memory chips, recertify. If some .. organization .. wants a network card added to the configuration, recertify. (And it opens up a whole Orange Book can of worms, as well as the existing Red Book can. And those are much bigger than any can of whupass.)

    Oh yes, and all suppliers have to be carefully documented, and probably who was working on their production line that day. This can add a hell of a lot to the price of the items because all that paperwork costs!

    This is how we get $500 hammers sold to the government. It probably did cost $500 to document all the crap to government specs. ("Where was the ore for this hammer obtained?" "Where did the wood for the handle come from?" "Please document the smelting process to ISO 9001 standards" ...)

    I really wonder what will happen when this mind-set rams into open software?

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  83. For echleon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hello echleon web crawler. I am gonna try to trigger some keywords that you crawl the web for.


    PKK

    IRA

    bomb the President

    anarchist

    17 November

    Abu Sayyaf GroupAbu Sayyaf Group

    Harakat ul-Mujahideen

    Hezbollah

    Rote Armee Fraktion

  84. Don't worry! by redcliffe · · Score: 0

    If you're not doing anything wrong then you don't have anything to worry about. Remember the NSA is here to help you! :-P

  85. Who? by Rommel · · Score: 1

    Who the fsck is this Devil guy?

    1. Re:Who? by pryan · · Score: 1

      The devil is a rejected Quake 3 monster.

  86. Neither of us can gather accurate information. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 1


    I would be very happy to believe that the NSA is doing good work if I had evidence of that. But the point is, I don't know if they are, and you don't either, and neither of us can gather accurate information.

    Definition of a terrorist: The other country's CIA.

    The U.S. has bombed 13 countries in the past 30 years. I consider this evidence of a lack of social skills in relating to other people. The system, whatever it is, isn't working, and you and I don't have any way of discovering why, or changing anything. Our role is only to pay.

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  87. Don't be too sure by Hangtime · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Back in high school I read a fiction book by Steven Coonts called the Minotaur. The book was about a high placed mole within the American government feeding information to the Soviets. The whole concept was to feed the Soviets "actual" information about our defense capabilities to get them to move and upgrade certain parts of their defense and essentially give up hope of trying to win.

    I thought this was an interesting concept so I started to do a little researching. During the Cold War the Soviets employed a VAST array of missle and radar techonolgy throughout the country in order to combat the bomber threat of a US nuclear strike headed by B-1bs, B-2s, A-10s, and F-117a's and other airborne flight systems including going after AWACS aircraft guiding all these weapon systems.

    In the end though the Soviets left the oceans open. This is where America truly deployed its nuclear defense arsenal as opposed to ground and air-based systems. The "boomers" Ohio-class and the nuclear-powered Los Angeles and enhanced LA "hunter-killers" versus an aging fleet of Soviet subs gave the US defacto reign underneath the water. Whereas the U.S. was able to track Soviet Typhoon (boomers) class subs, the Soviets could never track the Ohios with any consistency during the Cold War (if at all) due to its silent operation and sound dampening technologies.

    So what do we learn. Sometimes you can divulge information that is factual to mask your true intentions. Using a truth to cover up another truth. The Soviets were scared enough of the B-1B with its ability to go supersonic and a big payload, also they much have known about the B-2 and F-117a's before the public did, why else would you invest that heavily in radar and missle technology. I won't say it all happened this way but it sure falls into place and makes a lot of sense.

    Here's something for you to chew on boy genius. Let's say indeed someone launched 100 nuclear warheads at the US and we shot down 99 of them but one got through but through faulty upkeep didn't explode. I bet you would be pretty damn happy then wouldn't you. The world is a very ugly and dirty place. There are MANY people and countries who hate the United States for a number of different reasons. Why did Saddam Hussein not ever launch chemical warheads at Israel during the Gulf War? He knew if he did Israel would fire nukes right back at him.

    Personally, I hope we never have to goto war. I don't feel its a good way to solve anything but extremists and irrational people don't responsd to logic and sometimes it takes a good-old-fashioned buttkicking to get it through there heads, ie Saddam Hussein. However there are a special breed of people who don't think about consequences of their actions and are willing to die for their cause. Do you believe a full reactionary nuclear strike from the United States is going to deter someone who has a deathwish and willing to die and take all the country's people with him/her? Of course not, because their willing to make the ultimate sacrifice. There lies the fault with MAD it assumes rationality and/or a wanting to live and hold onto power. Saddam was irrational but he was never stupid enough to believe that he wouldn't pay dearly from a nuclear strike. MAD makes sense when you have two superpowers trying to build their influence throughout the world, it doesnt against a dictator with a nuke having a really bad day and genuine hatred of the US so much as to die for it.

    HT

    1. Re:Don't be too sure by Elvis+Maximus · · Score: 2
      Personally, I hope we never have to goto war. I don't feel its a good way to solve anything but extremists and irrational people don't responsd to logic and sometimes it takes a good-old-fashioned buttkicking to get it through there heads, ie Saddam Hussein.

      And how well did that work?

      However there are a special breed of people who don't think about consequences of their actions and are willing to die for their cause.

      How do you deal with someone that committed? Is there any good military solution to that problem? Can you solve it with outrageously expensive, unreliable, brute force technological measures?

      If you want to talk about Cold War thinking, don't forget to mention building a massive defense against ICBMs. ICBMs! I can scarcely think of a more unlikely killer maniac than one who chooses to take the time, expense, and risk of developing or even purchasing ICBM technology, especially knowing full well that there's a multi-trillion dollar missile shield that might defend against it. Faced with this problem, who here would not put their warheads on a jetliner, or a suitcase, or a boat in New York harbor? ICBMs are a weapon designed for a different kind of conflict altogether.

      Incidentally, do not presume that Saddam Hussein is irrational just because you don't understand his thinking. For some reason this is a common mistake.

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    2. Re:Don't be too sure by Crixus · · Score: 1
      Here's something for you to chew on boy genius.

      What's with the name calling?

      Let's say indeed someone launched 100 nuclear warheads at the US and we shot down 99 of them but one got through but through faulty upkeep didn't explode. I bet you would be pretty damn happy then wouldn't you.

      Sort of a silly question, isn't it? I would say that MOST people are happier when they're not getting shot at.

      Rich...

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  88. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NSA gets about 2 trillion dollars a year to run and they can seem to keep up to date. I blame Microsoft! :)

  89. Change... by J.J. · · Score: 3, Informative

    The interview on 60 Minutes was not with the Director of NSA - it was with the ex-director of NSA. How else do you think he got on 60 Minutes?

    The current director, General Hayden, has made leaps and bounds in overcoming the beaucracy in the NSA in the recent years.

    Things are getting better. It's difficult to create a government organization that's dynamic, flexible and responsive to changing trends in the technological sector. The NSA was at one time, and perhaps will be again.

  90. Democratically elected representatives by Ender's+in+use2 · · Score: 0

    Democratically elected representatives != Democracy.

    US citizens do not live in a democracy (I'm not sure anyone does). You democratically elect you leaders. There is a difference.

  91. You did not read the post before flaming it , is n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you had , and followed the link provided you would have read that for example Prison population have multiplicated by 4 for the same crime rate as in the 70ties.

    You would have read to that increase of population in prison isnt clearly correlated to crime drop meaning it is probably useless.

    Not even speaking of "small crime" which is harsher punished.

    Score 1 for the post above ? Yes score 1 : Flamebait.

  92. NSA TNG by rakerman · · Score: 1

    The NSA II has way better technology.

  93. Re:You did not read the post before flaming it , i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And god-forbid we get into corporate crime, which pretty much goes rampant and is 100x as costly as street crime.


    In the US alone, the figures are two billion dollars per year for street crimes whereas there is two hundred billion dollars going into corporate crimes. These figures are for damages done by crime and costs of operating the legal system to handle these sorts of crimes.


    If anyone is an ass... I think we've made our point.


    As for sending people to jail for commiting crimes... I'll have you know, being born is also a crime that people are sent to jail for.

  94. Maybe this will help sort things out (long) by ARR0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I worked at the NSA for three years, and left recently enough to have been there for some of the events discussed in the "60 Minutes" story. Disclaimer: When I left the agency, I was disgusted at a personal (they screwed me over), ethical (I have this funny thing about hypocrisy) and professional (mathematics & computer science) level, so take this for what it's worth.

    I also signed an agreement when I left saying I would submit anything I wrote about NSA for publication to their public relations office for approval before submitting it, but I seem to have lost their address. Oh well.

    One thing I've noticed in a lot of the other responses is a reaction to the apparent contradiction between "they can read everything, everywhere" and "our systems are broken, we need more money or we'll fall apart." In a sense, both things are true, and it illustrates what I think is one of NSA's biggest problems.

    Yes, of course, NSA has some amazing technology. But these gee-whiz supercomputers and super-secret devices are like little islands in a sea of technological muck. When you hear about secretaries doing word processing on Crays at NSA, it is not because they have so much excess capacity just lying around, it is because the secretary's desktop unit probably really sucks and she has no other choice. Did the entire network shut down for nearly a week? Yes, I recall going to work one morning and seeing a sign posted on the turnstiles, "Don't log in when you get to your office." While all those brilliant minds were busy with gee-whiz projects (that is, after all, how you get the cash awards and the promotions), the infrastructure was being allowed to rot. After all, what looks better at evaluation time: "I played a small, seemingly insignificant part in making sure that NSA's wide-area network stayed up" or "I created a new system using insert hot technology here that resulted in a insert big percentage here increase in processed traffic against insert country name here, a high priority target"?

    That's the big problem I was talking about. NSA does have some really smart people, but their management stinks. I mean, really stinks. It's been referred to as the "Glen Burnie full employment project" (a Baltimore suburb near Ft. Meade). After all, there might be some incentive to go through all the security nonsense (an essentially random process which can't be proven to prevent anything) to get a job there, if you're a techie and you think you might get to play with some neat toys, or if you're a mathematician in a bad academic job market. But if you're a manager, the only way you'll be interested in NSA is if you are really not that talented, but heck, you have an uncle who can probably get you into a pretty good position and you won't have to worry about getting laid off, like you would at the phone company.

    So when you hear that the agency's response to some new technology is a hamhanded effort to make it illegal, or at least unexportable, and you ask yourself, "What could they be thinking? They can't be that stupid!" think again.

    Another big problem with the NSA, CIA, etc. is an inherent contradiction at the heart of what they do. In the middle of a (supposedly) free society, that is made up of a mixture of cultures from all over the world, you have a bunch of people who do all of their work in secret and steal information from other countries. Okay, maybe they call it "maintaining information on a need-to-know basis" and "intelligence gathering" but we know what the point is here, right? When we're not at war with a country, it's pretty hard to justify doing things to them as an organization that, on a personal level, would be wrong and just creepy. Especially when you might have good neighbors who were born in that country. Or even relatives. Back in the 1960's, when the average engineer was kind of a WASPy dweeb, the contradiction wasn't so apparent. But take a look at the population of any engineering class now. It's way more diverse, and you're simply going to have a harder time justifying the "we're in a constant state of war" line with these people. It just doesn't make sense anymore. And yes, the terrorism that NSA talking heads mention when they're begging for money has something to do with the crap we've dealt people around the world for years. After all, what are Bin Laden and his followers upset about? The US presence in Muslim holy lands. Why are we there? Leftovers from the Gulf War against Saddam Hussein. How did he get so powerful? The US backed him against Iran. Why was Iran a big problem? The people who overthrew the Shah hated the US. Why? Because the Shah was a tyrant backed by--who? That's right, the CIA.

    This is already too long, but one final thing about NSA listening to your phone conversations. If you're not a US citizen and you're not currently in the US, you're fair game to these people, but you're also probably not very interesting (see the comment about getting cash awards and promotions above). If you are interesting to them for some (possibly nonsensical) reason, that is if listening to you can get some analyst a promotion, there you go. If you are a US citizen, or you are currently residing in the US, then the NSA cannot legally spy on you, and nobody gets promoted if the lawyers aren't happy. But if the FBI develops a (perhaps nonsensical) interest in you, it is not hard to get a warrant for whatever kind of surveillance they want to do, and guess where they get their technology?

  95. Re:If you know of a technically knowledgeable sena by simon_murphy · · Score: 1

    Also, this is my guess: I guess that there is not one elected official who understands the technology the NSA uses. If you know of a technically knowledgeable congressman or senator, please tell me who that is. These are the same people who gave us the DMCA!

    And whose fault is that? You get the elected officials you elect. You don't like them? Don't vote for them.

    I'm not an American, but it seems to me that if you don't like your elected officials, you can turn up and vote for someone else.

    I'm sick of the moaning on here that Congress doesn't understand you. Well, participate in the process then. Use democracy, stop moaning about laws passed by democratically elected officals. Don't like a law? Well get it changed the same way everybody else does... Thinking a law is wrong doesn't make you exempt from being subject to the law...

  96. O/T warning by Bob+Arctor+is+dead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "All war is based on deception" - Sun Tzu, China, about 5000 years ago. I believe that's the person you're supposed to credit for that timeless wisdom.

    1. Re:O/T warning by Infonaut · · Score: 2
      Of course, Sun Tzu wrote about deception. But he didn't *invent it* - people were practicing it in war long before he wrote about it, and people who have never even heard of him have been writing about it and practicing it since. ;-)

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  97. Now I'm confused by skajohan · · Score: 1
    I make a comment on US foreign policy on Slashdot and people agree with me? Where are my flames? ;)

    But seriously, you're right about how these things must be brought into the open. So many crimes are committed by the people who govern us that would never be accepted if people just knew what was going on. So keep up with the bitching =)

  98. The NSA does not receive effective oversight... by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 1


    This is backwards. The issue is not that the people who run for office don't understand technology. The issue is that, in fact, we can know that the NSA does not receive effective oversight from the senators and congressmen and women. We can know this because we know that none of them are technically knowledgeable.

    These considerations are important to everyone on the world, because the NSA spies on everyone in the world. This is NOT just an issue for people in the U.S.

    I presume you are Irish or Scottish or British. If your country had a secret technical agency, it would not receive any better oversight than in the U.S. There are politicians, and there are people who are technically knowledgeable, but there are no politicians who are technically knowledgeable.

    Secrecy is imcompatible with democracy. The U.S. must find some way of relating to the world besides being sneaky.

    One problem with secrecy is that the secret agencies get out of control very quickly. Remember, the NSA spies on YOU. Probably you aren't doing anything that the NSA finds interesting. But the NSA does listen to your telephone conversations.

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  99. Budgets are hidden in other appropriations. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 3, Insightful


    It has been reported many times that the budgets of the secret agencies of the U.S. government are hidden in appropriations for other items. You and I certainly have no way of knowing how much money is spent.

    The NSA is an agency that is allowed to lie. The secret agencies of the U.S. government are allowed to put mis-information in U.S. newspapers. How can you determine when they are telling the truth? I don't think you can.

    There are no laws that effectively govern secret agencies, because what they do is secret. No one can know whether they lived by the law.

    The NSA spies on everyone, you, me, and everyone in the world. This is an issue for everyone, not just U.S. citizens. The NSA is an agency that respects no boundaries. The NSA is part of a worldwide secret police force. It is an example of the U.S. emphasis on being adversarial rather than cooperating.

    The result has been extremely expensive and devastating. The U.S. helped Saddam Hussein become strong, then killed 150,000 Iraqis when he became too strong.

    We often hear about secret activities of the U.S. government after it is too late to object. The U.S. supported the killing of president Mossadegh of Iran, and supported an extremely weak man, the Shah. (See Iran 1953: Making it safe for the King of Kings), for example.) This provoked a revolution in Iran that was hostile to the U.S. Citizens of the U.S. were kept hostage. The U.S. secret agencies' secret answer to the anti-U.S. sentiment was to support Saddam Hussein of Iraq against Iran.

    When executives do things openly they make lots of mistakes, and are sometimes held accountable, usually in a very peaceful way, and often by their own staffs. When executives do things in secret, there is little accountability, and the mistakes can become huge.

    Not only did the U.S. kill 150,000 Iraqis, the U.S. killed more than 2,000,000 Vietnamese during its war in Vietnam. As I said in an earlier post, the U.S. has invaded 13 countries in the last 30 years.

    Invading countries and killing the residents and destroying their property is not a way of relating I consider socially skilled. Why do the citizens of one country think they can kill the citizens of another? If killing is the answer, can't the U.S. ask a better question?

    The interference in the affairs of other countries by the secret U.S. agencies has prompted some people to retaliate. These people who retaliate are called "terrorists" in the U.S. The terrorists make everyone in the U.S. less safe. So, U.S. citizens have, in some ways, gotten less security for the money that they spent.

    The violent attitude has spread to the internal police forces in the U.S. When some religious fanatics decided to do stupid things in Waco, Texas, the U.S. government responded by bringing in very violent-minded people. The result was death.

    There were people who didn't like the activities of the U.S. police forces in Waco. There were people who were psychologically de-centered by these activities. One of them bombed a U.S. government building in Oklahoma. So then the U.S. government killed him.

    Secrecy encourages people not to trust. Violence encourages violence.

    Secrecy in government does not work. It should be minimized or eliminated. The main issue here is not whether the NSA sometimes does terrible things, or whether one country should maintain secret police forces (the NSA and CIA and others) in all the other countries. The issue is that we have no way of knowing what secret agencies do. When what they do is wrong, they don't even need to hide their mistakes, because everything is already secret.

    There in no intent in this to claim that people in the U.S. are better or worse than people anywhere. The main point is only that huge amounts of money combined with secrecy result in huge mistakes.

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  100. You probably think that your cat is a normal cat. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 1


    You probably think that your cat is just a normal cat. However, I see right here in your records that your cat is a number 420-3390JX listening device.

    *grin*

    There is a real issue in this discussion, though: Secrecy corrupts.

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  101. Re:If you know of a technically knowledgeable sena by osu-neko · · Score: 1
    I'm not an American, but it seems to me that if you don't like your elected officials, you can turn up and vote for someone else.

    Not precisely true. Americans are generally given the choice between two people to vote for. Two people from two different political parties. Each of the political parties has roughly the same stance on each issue, they only quibble about small details, or outright disagree on things that aren't terribly important to the corporations.

    It's called the two-party system, and our laws are specifically designed to encourage it and raise the bar for anyone outside the two established parties. Overall, it's a slight improvement over the Soviet-style one-party system. But not much...

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    "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
  102. Re:If you know of a technically knowledgeable sena by mikethegeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "It's called the two-party system, and our laws are specifically designed to encourage it and raise the bar for anyone outside the two established parties. Overall, it's a slight improvement over the Soviet-style one-party system. But not much..."

    Great points... Especially given that the two parties are SO similar in stance, that the differences can be broken down to this: Republicans want the government to grow by 7% and the Democrats by 10%... Any growth in the size of government is an infringement of freedom, so obviously neither party is your friend if you are for civil liberties, as evidenced by the unanimous quasi-secret whitewash that both conspired to pass the DMCA.

    Which is why we need a third party. The Libertarians are closest to my actual philosophy, though I don't really favor taking the hands off the corps as they would (though the Libertarians DO oppose laws like the DMCA, which empowers corps at the expense of the Constitution).

    The two major parties are so entrenched though, that there is little chance that any third party can seriously threaten the monopoly, especially when you consider that barely HALF the registered (which itself is barely more than HALF the ELIGIBLE voters) will get off their asses and vote.

    And of those who do vote (which is roughly 25-33% of the population), the Demopublican machine keeps third parties off the ballots by throwing down HARD requirements that make third parties spend a LOT of their $$$ raised just to get on the ballot, so they may not even SEE another party... Also, there is a convienient "straight ticket" button in many states, further cheapening the process.

    It's a bad process, but it's one that exists because the American masses accept it. Unfortunately, things are ultimately up to THEM, not us, so if we are ever going to change things, we need to get busy educating Joe-6-pack.

    Generally speaking, it's Joe-6-pack who gets his way, when the masses get upset about something, no matter HOW bad an idea it is (such as medicare perscription drug coverage, something that will throw an already teetering on the edge of bankruptcy system over the edge), they will JUMP all over it...

    Why do you think there have been some in Congress who have proposed compulsary licensing, that would force the RIAA to license Napster? It's because a lot of Joe-6-Packs out there are upset that Napster is gone and they can't steal music anymore.

    It won't happen, of course, because of the strength of the corporate lobby, but a number of politicos DID jump out there to make themselves look like they "care about this" to placate the restless masses.

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  103. U.S. interference with democracy in Chile by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 2


    Anyone interested in the activities of secret U.S. agencies may have been interested in a segment on the CBS show "60 Minutes" about the involvement of former U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger in the killing of Chilean General Rene Schneider. The show aired this Sunday, September 9, 2001. General Schneider was a strong supporter of democracy.

    We tend to hear about the activities of secret U.S. government agencies about 30 years after they occur. What are they doing now?

    Here are links to information about U.S. interference with democracy in Chile:

    National Security Archive Chile Documentation Project

    PBS News Hour: "... evidence of a policy to undermine democracy in Chile and to support dictatorship there"

    Hinchey Report, CIA Activities in Chile

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    Bush's education improvements were
  104. I might disagree with them, but I am glad they exi by Christ0ph · · Score: 1
    And the bottom line is that as Americans, to some great extent, we are all in it together. The way to deal with the NSA's many indisgressions is to constructively criticize. the bottom line is that every world power needs resources like the NSA.

    Don't think so? Imagine that the nazis had wome World War II. Or Stalin won the cold war. The world we live in would look *very* different today. And it is cold hard reality that the NSA spends a lot of money supporting cryptography education. That is money that is supporting cryptography research of all kinds, for everybody, not just Americans . The international scientific community.

    Does that tell you something? People who have something constructive to say, should get involved in the debate on the NSA on some level and maybe in a generation or so, we will have something that we can all be proud of..

    They need good people with morals and brains, too.

    In any case, for right now, I might disagree with much of what they do, but I am glad they exist.

  105. They're not lying...and yet they are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the NSA is doing is trying to keep it's headstart on it's biggest competitor: the CIA. In it's early days, the NSA was nothing more then a theoretic research lab for wacked out mathematicians that would think of new exciting ways to facilitate the US with secure manners of communications. Later on, it also got the SIGINT (signal intelligence) task on top of that, but wasn't it the CIA that did all the real 'dark' shit during the cold war? What does the CIA do nowadays? And what do the DoD and DoN intelligence offices do? Sit on their asses? No way; there's a real intelligence competition going on, and the NSA knows that when it doesn't jump on the bandwagon, it's gonna miss out on the dough.

    Another thing: whatever happened to the MAJI office? I remember that all the heads of the US intelligence offices (CIA, NSA, DoD, DoN, DoE, etc.) had a meeting with the president every now and then...i even remember that this meeting was called 'The Mayestic Agency of Joined Intelligence' (MAJI). If the ways of the NSA are considered 'dark', then MAJI would be a definate black-hole!

    My point: An working and functioning intelligence agency never runs out of money, cuz' it's always being backed up by dozens of other agencies that depend on it's existence. The NSA would only go bankrupt when the US govt. would go bankrupt, and even when that happens, they'd prolly start selling drugs in Colombia just to cover expenses (didn't the CIA do that in Vietnam?!?).

    And there's always a bigger and darker agency behind the agency...
    ...that's how intelligence works. Never show them your cards, only let them think you do.

    Any director of any Security Agency that thinks otherwise and embraces an 'open doors'-policy, should reconsider whether he's acting in the Agency's best interest: if i had an entire country to protect, and in a way be responsible for thousands (or even millions) of lives, i'd be sneaky and secretive as well. It's the only way to get the advantage over someone that thinks he knows everything about you. And of course, the NSA knows that.

    In other words: nice try, but no cigar!