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ilovestuff wrote to us with a disscussion starter from ZDNet Australia about the changes in dress code at IT jobs. How much is everyone else going through?

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  1. first post by Botchka · · Score: 2, Troll

    My job is really lax as far as attire...pretty much everything goes except jeans with holes and shorts..

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    1. Re:first post by l33t+j03 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, I notice that you guys have slipped. Every Wednesday morning when you ride by hanging off the back of that garbage truck I tell my girlfriend how the neighborhood is going to hell.

    2. Re:first post by thefalconer · · Score: 1

      Well, since I'm the boss of the IS/IT department, except on days when we have certain customers coming through for a tour, our guys are perty casual in their dress within reason. :) Makes them work all that much harder because most of them would stagnate in a shirt and tie environment.

    3. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha! Dumbass.

    4. Re:first post by AS400Pgmr · · Score: 1

      When I first started where I worked, I was dressing up and always being asked by my coworkers why... So no suits, no ties, and if I want to wear jeans Monday to Friday... they're fine with that too. Face it, people wear jeans because they're comfortable, and people in IT like to be comfortable. That doesn't make us unpresentable. (Depending on your color choices)

    5. Re:first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      pretty much everything goes except jeans with holes and shorts..

      Hey I wear trousers with holes in them to work! But that's because I work at a university and the pay is so lousey I can't afford new clothes.

    6. Re:first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hey I wear trousers with holes in them to work!

      That's nothin' We don't wear any clothes at all to work. We're a Nude Java Workshop (NJW).

  2. Slippers & pyjamas... by navywife · · Score: 4, Funny

    The cats don't seem to mind.

    1. Re:Slippers & pyjamas... by adamfranco · · Score: 0

      Where I work not only do we have no dress code, but this past summer one of my colleges came to work for two weeks wearing only surfer-shorts and sunglasses. My how I love programing in academia. Of course, as of the dot-com bust our funding has gone down the tubes....

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  3. I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Greg151 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    because of this. They demanded suit and tie every day. ( Not kaki pants and a sport jacket, but an actual suit!).

    Additionally, they worked wierd for IT hours, of only 8:00-4:30. They do not work overtime, weekends,or anything else. I didn't want to be in a programming department that was that regimented. It is a creative process, and if I wanted to work late to figure out a problem, they didn't want that.

    1. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Delphix · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Not kaki pants and a sport jacket, but an actual suit!

      Oh my! Heaven forbid!!!

    2. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Arcturax · · Score: 5, Funny

      Where was this at? Seattle area I hope? I've got some friends out there who are desperate enough do the job wearing whatever they want. The means stark naked or in a full suit of combat armor if just meant they had a job again.

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    3. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by tshoppa · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Additionally, they worked wierd for IT hours, of only 8:00-4:30. They do not work overtime, weekends,or anything else. I didn't want to be in a programming department that was that regimented. It is a creative process, and if I wanted to work late to figure out a problem, they didn't want that.

      Actually, the most challenging software engineering jobs I know of are purely "9 to 5" (or whatever regular hours) jobs. These are CMM level 5 shops, and work on little simple programs like the Space Shuttle guidance and control software.

      That's not to say that "wear a suit" is a requirement at those shops, but the idea is that leadership and cohesiveness are vastly important to reliable software. In other words, the space shuttle isn't going up guided by code that a guy wrote late last night :-).

    4. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by duffbeer703 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What a moron you are.

      Your job is your job. Working until 1 AM off the clock only proves that you are an ass.

      Maybe by having to regiment yourself, you'd actually pay attention and DESIGN things, instead of cobbling together some spaghetti shit that you wrote half asleep.

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    5. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Paladin128 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Some of us actually enjoy our job. Working long hours coding to fix one peoblem is occasionally intellectually rewarding. I don't take jobs that I won't enjoy. I'm not married, not exclusively dating, and my social life conssts almost entirely of friday/saturday activities.

      One of my previous employers was a start-up, which is a whole different ball game. We were under-staffed because we were under-funded which lead to the occasional crunch time to meet a deadline. I didn't mind as my co-workers were very cool, the CEO payed for our dinner if we stayed extra hours, and often payed for a car service home, rather than have us take the subway/PATH/bus to get home, which saved me like 40 minutes on my commute.

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    6. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by duffbeer703 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I love my job... and my life.

      I think you'll find that the work habits you develop now will either stick are create an expectation from your employers that you continue to work at such a pace.

      Maybe you don't find it crappy to work like that now, but when you lose a relationship, miss your kids growing up or wake up one day and realize that you existance consists of work and sleep you might feel differently.

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    7. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Paladin128 · · Score: 2

      When I stop enjoying my work/lifestyle combination, I'll change that. It's really that simple. Right now, I dress how I want, work the hours I want (which means as few or as many as it takes to get the job done on time; I can choose to not show up for two or three days, get the week's tasks done on the final two or three days, and no one cares!)

      I'm also getting to a point in my life where I'm thinking that I shouldn't tie myself down with a serious relationship or marriage because it's not right for me. I'm far happier doing what I want with my money, which prioritizes hardware upgrades before presentable curtains or high-fashion clothing or any silly shit like that. I rather like being single.

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    8. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by selfsealingstembolt · · Score: 1

      In other words, the space shuttle isn't going up guided by code that a guy wrote late last night :-).

      Obviously, it is...

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    9. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mumma meya! that is a one spicey meatball!

    10. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by patgas · · Score: 1

      Could you possibly point me to a scale of these CMM levels? I've read about that "code shop maturity" level stuff before, but I remember the sponsoring university's website being really, really confusing. Is there a basic FAQ or something I could look at?

    11. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm working on Shuttle Software myself, we do not "dress up", we do work all sorts of hours, not just 9 to 5, and we're in all the time when we need to be. Of course we do have LOTS of meetings and code inspections, and these are all scheduled 9 to 5.

    12. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Reziac · · Score: 2

      You make a good point about regular hours. Someone really in control of their creative processes can indeed decide to work 9-5, much as a seasoned fiction writer, who writes for a *living*, learns to allot a daily block of time during which they will write. A great deal of this ability comes from simply making yourself conform to a schudule and sticking to it.

      As to dress codes, they can can be and often are just a control issue, but it can also be a way of identifying with the tribe (ie. your company) or declaring that you and your company are worth taking seriously.

      Insisting that you'll not work where you can't be scruffy informs the world "I have no self-respect, so no need for you to respect me either". Whether that's fact or not is irrelevant -- it IS how others will interpret it, and will treat you accordingly.

      There have been studies and surveys done of people who work at home, and the general conclusion was that those who put themselves on a schedule and "dress for work" are more productive, and more likely to succeed, than those who think it's okay to work in their pajamas just because no one can tell them not to.

      It is, as someone points out above, largely a matter of attitude. Yours toward yourself and the world, and the world's toward you.

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    13. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by ellboy · · Score: 1
      Insisting that you'll not work where you can't be scruffy informs the world "I have no self-respect, so no need for you to respect me either". Whether that's fact or not is irrelevant -- it IS how others will interpret it, and will treat you accordingly.
      Could this post be more overly melodramatic? There is a difference between insisting on being "scruffy" and not wanting to dress in formal-wear when going to work day-to-day. I was just talking to a friend who works at a job that requires dress shoes, nice slacks, button down shirt, tie and sport jacket. He's an EE for jebus' sake! He's working at a design bench where a tie has a startlingly small chance of making it through the week. I can understand management wanting people to dress "professionally" in situations involving clients, but otherwise, what's so wrong with some khakis and crew-neck or something? Lighten up! If people's self-esteem is based on their clothes, as you seem to imply it should be, then they have more things to worry about than just finding a job.
      There have been studies and surveys done of people who work at home, and the general conclusion was that those who put themselves on a schedule and "dress for work" are more productive, and more likely to succeed, than those who think it's okay to work in their pajamas just because no one can tell them not to.
      Linkage? Any hard fact to back up your statement here? I agree, in that I think people are more productive when they have self-discipline. How that correlates to "not wearing pajamas" is where you lose me.
    14. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Moekandu · · Score: 1

      Hold on there pardner!

      First, you state that dress code is just a control issue. Then you advise us to all buckle under and conform. What? That says to me, "I have no self-respect because you can walk all over me." There is a significant difference between casual and scruffy.

      Corporate Management tends to like the "fake it 'til you make it" policy. It is almost as if they prefer the semblance of order and productivity as opposed to the reality.

      The guy interviewed in the article stated that comfort is important, therefore we should wear business attire. Huh? How is that logical?

      Does putting on a tie suddenly make one communicate better? Does cloaking one's anti-social behavior in "business-speak" make one less anti-social? Does wearing a nice suit keep one from behaving unethically? Does it make one a good person, or does it merely help to hide one's greed, prejudice and megalomaniacal ego?

      On average, people work better with a set schedule and a reasonable number of hours during the week. That doesn't mean that it must be 8-5 or some other arbitrarily set schedule. Or that one can't crank out sixteen hours a day for 3 days and then take the rest of the week off. Just because most people prefer shift to start in the morning, doesn't mean that they work best for me. Business needs are one thing, arbitrary control is quite another.

      Companies that enforce a strict dress code for all employees regardless of job duties, function or necessity show to me that the upper management is more concerned with appearances and control than productivity or innovation. I won't work for them and sure as hell won't buy their stock.

      Moekandu

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    15. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's North of Chicago. Not bad if you don't mind LOTS of snow.

      Beats the ice storms we get. Not to mention our newscasters here always use the phrase "Hits ah sah-lid sheeet of ah-sss ah-oot here, Frank". That's when the news guy sez "I'm not Frank, I'm Ted". It drives me batty. Then they tell ya not to even walk outside. That's when I get in my car and drive very defensively and stay off of the "all overpass" interstates. Usually, I have to push off some kid in a pick-em-up truck off a patch of ice. Then I will have to get a running start to drive on it. I love front wheel drive!

      At least in Chicago, you can drive or you can't due to snow. In a typical Chicago snow storm, the first 5 inches are fun, the next 20 inches are not. You either can drive on the roads or you have to wait for the snowplow. Very little guess work there.

    16. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by cduffy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Insisting that you'll not work where you can't be scruffy informs the world "I have no self-respect, so no need for you to respect me either". Whether that's fact or not is irrelevant -- it IS how others will interpret it, and will treat you accordingly.

      Then those "others" are folks I'd rather not work with.

      My last job was in a software house where a T-shirt and shorts was appropriate dress within the engineering department; an engineer wearing a suit was obviously due for a meeting with customers (important customers, even!) or a visiting outsider -- most certainly not one of the gang. (Indeed, I was teased mercilessly during my interview for coming in in a suit). The message there was that it was more important for the engineering staff to be happy and productive than to have an outward appearance of corporate conformity. Those with the suits were those who had the annoying bother of dealing with customers and investors and had to follow a myriad of little rules (come to work at this time, leave at that time, ask your supervisor before taking a break, etc etc etc) while we were permitted the lattitude to do as we wished -- just so long as the product got shipped. I've never found as happy a workplace. (Yes, they're still around).

      That said -- I'm unemployed right now in a very tough job market, and I'll wear a suit if that's what it takes. OTOH, if I get two offers separated only by dress code, I'm taking the one with the casual wear; it's more likely that the employer permitting casual wear in engineering will take that same hands-off approach to management which worked (and works!) so well with my last company.

    17. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by cduffy · · Score: 2

      Your job is your job. Working until 1 AM off the clock only proves that you are an ass.

      An ass? I think not. An idiot, maybe -- but then, maybe not. There've been times when I've found my work personally fulfilling; or when the team needed to finish getting those last 30 bugs out to meet the ship date; or when a bunch of the engineers took a (non-management-approved) break in the middle of the workday to go to the beach and watch the eclipse (true story!), so we make up the lost hours later. There are lots of good reasons to deviate from a 9-to-5 schedule.

      Maybe by having to regiment yourself, you'd actually pay attention and DESIGN things, instead of cobbling together some spaghetti shit that you wrote half asleep.

      Not all spaghetti code is written late at night, nor is all code written late at night spaghetti. More importantly, coding time done at night can be implementing and bugfixing designs created and reviewed during the day.

      The real objection I have, though, is that you presume to know what kind of code the poster writes (and, by extension, everyone else who works late every so often) without ever meeting either of us, or looking at our code. Assuming someone to be a moron when knowing nothing more than a few paragraphs of text about them strikes me as a dangerous habit, both for the accuracy of your character judgements and your popularity among those you so judge. Perhaps it'd be worth being a bit more cautious, no?

    18. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Main programming shop is Deerfield, North of Chicago. Main data center (sysadmins) is in the Northwest suburbs of Chicago. Shirt and tie is the dress code for most departments. The time schedule mentioned is usually enforced to some extent, but it is NOT safe to assume no overtime. Trust me on this. (Current employee).

    19. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by cduffy · · Score: 2

      I think you'll find that the work habits you develop now will either stick are create an expectation from your employers that you continue to work at such a pace.

      Ya know, that really did happen to me (between my first and almost-third years at a Sunnyvale startup). Know what happened?

      The employer and I parted ways (amicably), and I'm the happier for it. I don't wish that I was less dedicated my first year there, and I don't regret having spent more time with family and friends towards the end of my employement. Indeed, I think I would regret having been an intentionally worse employee during the beginning of my stay (so as to keep expectations low), and I know I'd have regretted sticking to that schedule later on.

      In short: It's reasonable for one to work as long hours as one feels appropriate; just because it creates an expectation of similar future performance doesn't imply any obligation to conform to that expectation.

    20. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, the most challenging software engineering jobs I know of are purely "9 to 5" (or whatever regular hours) jobs. These are CMM level 5 shops, and work on little simple programs like the Space Shuttle guidance and control software.



      That's not to say that "wear a suit" is a requirement at those shops, but the idea is that leadership and cohesiveness are vastly important to reliable software. In other words, the space shuttle isn't going up guided by code that a guy wrote late last night :-).

    21. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, the most challenging software engineering jobs I know of are purely "9 to 5" (or whatever regular hours) jobs. These are CMM level 5 shops, and work on little simple programs like the Space Shuttle guidance and control software.

      Quite difference from the early days of NASA when people routinely worked 20% and more unpaid overtime. Of course it was expected, but they'd have done it anyway.
      That's not to say that "wear a suit" is a requirement at those shops, but the idea is that leadership and cohesiveness are vastly important to reliable software. In other words, the space shuttle isn't going up guided by code that a guy wrote late last night :-).

      More "cohesiveness" bullshit. This is the same crap they used to keep blacks and women and gays out of the military. What kind of "professionals" can't get past the race, gender or sexual preference of the person next to him? You're supposed to be able to put up with any kind of crap from the boss or the client, but it's OK to fall apart at the thought of someone different in the next cube or foxhole. Nothing but the same old fucking mind control.

      By the way, what makes you think a guy in a suit won't just miss the deadline if he can't write code at night? Some of the finest work in computers science was done by guys who worked through the night.

      Notice there's was a book a few years back named "Where Wizards Stay Up Late: the Origins of the Internet".

    22. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not married, not exclusively dating, and my social life conssts almost entirely of friday/saturday activities.

      You could have just said you were a loser without bothering with all the keystrokes.

    23. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I rather like being single.

      I'd bet $1M that you don't really have a choice in the matter...

    24. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by shoppa · · Score: 2
      Quite difference from the early days of NASA when people routinely worked 20% and more unpaid overtime.

      You will not find that at a CMM Level 5 shop. If they cannot budget the personnel to get the job done on time, do you think they're gonna make CMM Level 5? These are outfits that are way too good to get involved in Death-March class projects.

      Again, nothing I write above has anything to do with wearing suits or not; it all has to do with the quality of work and nothing to do with wearing a suit. (Most suit-type shops wouldn't be able to Make CMM level 2 in any event, they're probably just struggling to emerge from pure chaos.)

    25. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      out there who are desperate enough do the job wearing whatever they want. The means stark naked or in a full suit of combat armor if just meant they had a job again.

      Just the way employers want it. Why not give 'em a key to your house and make 'em signers on your checking account while you're at it?

    26. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Anitra · · Score: 1

      Hey, if I was desperate enough, I'd work anywhere for any conditions if it meant I had enough money to feed and clothe my family. Have you noticed the state of the job market lately?

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    27. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I said scruffy, not casual. There is a difference, but a lot of people here clearly don't understand that. Just as some managers don't grok that the guy stringing network cable doesn't need to be in a suit. BUT -- what if he's working at a client whose OWN clientele expect to see spiffy-looking personnel? It's not fair to impact someone else's business by looking like a misplaced janitor.

      And a great many of the posts here sound *not* like someone making a well-considered choice re practical and/or comfortable clothing, but rather like a kid who refuses to comb his rat's-nest hair, solely because dad said he wasn't leaving the house looking like that.

      Offhand I don't know where you'd find hard data on self-discipline vs success (tho there are several books devoted to the subject, aimed at SOHO startups), but I can tell you that every couple years Costco (which caters primarily to small and home-based businesses) runs a survey, and overwhelmingly the responses favour acting like you're at work even tho you're working at home -- including getting your ass out of PJs and into clothing that your clients would expect, if they were sitting in your home-office.

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    28. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by whereiswaldo · · Score: 2

      I'm in total agreement. However, I'd like to add that if my employer was willing to buy me a different suit jacket/shirt/pants/slacks/tie for each day over two weeks, a couple nice pairs of shoes, and to pay for dry cleaning expenses and time spent dealing with dry cleaning, I wouldn't mind so much wearing a suit each day. As it stands now, I don't get paid enough to spend that kind of money on expensive clothes, and thankfully they don't expect that of their programmers.

      Frankly, I have a trust problem with people who _overdress_. It usually shows me that they are insecure and under-qualified and only wear expensive clothes to give people that "I know what I'm doing" air about them and make themselves feel better. People like that get found out eventually.

    29. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

      It somehow strikes me that the people who would go for the 'regimented regime' of dressing up for work even if they work from the home are exactly the kind of people who would agree to participate in and send in such questionairs.

      More of them, less of the other...how can your numbers mean anything then?

      Yet another case of statistics being meaningless.

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    30. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I love my job... and my life.

      Bartender, I'll have whatever he had.......make it a double.

    31. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by RyuMaou · · Score: 1

      I don't normally do the "me, too" kind of posts, but I'm with you.
      For one thing, I've been out of work for most of the past year. In fact, it was 11.5 months straight and my unemployment ran out. Then, these nice folks came along and said "We've got a swell job for you. You won't be a supervisor, you'll take a $13,000 paycut, and you'll have to shave your beard." I hesitated at the beard thing for about three days, then jumped.
      And, I jumped just in time, too. I get paid tomorrow and the bill collectors just started calling Thursday last week.

      Man, the economy sucks for IT people in most areas right now. I'd wear a suit, even if it was a monkey-suit literally, if it kept me from being out on the street.

      Welcome to the new, New Economy.

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    32. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by sjames · · Score: 2

      Dress codes can vary from psychologically useful to annoying control issues. There's a difference between wanting to be 'scruffy' at work and wanting to wear clothes that are unobtrusive.

      I prefer unobtrusive. That is, the sort of clothes that I don't think about at all while I work. Clothes that I vdon't worry about if I have to crawl under a desk to wire up som cat5 and don't restrict my movements when I'm reaching between and around equipment in a rack. Clothes that I'm not all that worried about if heat sink slime or solder splats get on them. For that matter, clothes that I'm not worried about if coffee spills.

      The reason for all of that is that I prefer to think about the job I'm doing, not the clothes I'm wearing while I do it. Not scruffy clothes mind, black pants and a pullover w/ the company logo would be fine, and certainly creates that sense of identity.

      When working at home, I do put on a work shirt in order to psychologically seperate the day. When I'm more or less done for the day, I put on an 'at home' shirt for the same reason. The primary difference is that a 'work shirt' has a pocket. I believe that DOES improve productivity at home.

      It has been my observation that suit and tie shops tend to be those places that use big and expensive (often new) stone age hardware and software when a cheap PC would do and, in spite of everyone looking busy and getting tired by the end of the day, never seem to actually accomplish anything. These are also the places where what amounts to a 4 hour hack is seen as an impossable dream. These places also seem to run mostly on paperwork. That 4 hour hack is possable, but only after the 2 week 'work order' process has been completed.

    33. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Finally, someone who actually read what I wrote [g] That's what a lot of people here failed to differentiate: dress codes can be used to batter the slaves into submission, or equally to encourage everyone to really feel like team players. It's not so much WHAT you're required to wear as management's attitude about it.

      There is something to what you say about strict suit-and-tie shops tending to be behind the times -- I believe it's called "conservative" ;) But the problem isn't the S&T per se. MOST of the business world runs in a S&T environment, and the IT dept. is a relative newcomer.

      Coders bitch about how they have to put up with management's stupid decisions, but when the newfangled coding/IT dept. all show up for work dressed like pimply teenagers just because they CAN, they establish themselves as beneath the S&T set's notice in the tribal hierarchy. So long as coder/IT types think how they dress doesn't matter, they're not going to get the kind of say in business that they probably should in today's world. It may not make sense, but that's how it is in the Real World.

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    34. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      I have no CMM Level 5, you insensitive clod....

      just a little /. joke/joke.... :)

      ah, if I could pull us kicking and screaming to CMM level 3 I'd be a happy man. At least I think I would.

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    35. Re:I turned down a well paying job at Walgreens by sjames · · Score: 2

      There is a huge difference between people working at all hours to maximise their productivity and for the sheer love of programming and a death march.

      Predictability, reliability, and provability are critical where human life is at stake, but if we insisted on that for every computer related project, we'd probably still be submitting programs in batch mode on punch cards.

      Some of the real 'killer apps' hardware and software are, in fact, based on the opposite. A good example is LAN protocols. The reliable, predictable and orderly system, known as 'Token Ring" is all but dead. The chaotic one based on random backoff and timings that are unpredictable in the short term, but 'generally' work out OK statistically over a longer term has won out in cost and reliability.

      The Internet itself is another example. Routers behave more like cells in an a-life simulation than anything else. Although any one router will behave more or less predictably for a given input, the overall net is fairly non-deterministic and chaotic. It's overall behaviour is an emergant property. While that does cause problems from time to time, it is, overall, why we have an Internet at all.

      I'm not claiming that CMM 5 is a bad thing, just that it is the right tool for 'some' jobs, not all jobs.

      One of the more interesting approaches in cases where human life (or even great deals of money/property) is at stake is to divide the task into two programs. One is developed to the strictest standards and review process. It's development is slow and reliable. It changes very slowly (if at all) in production. It's job is to ensure that all outputs are within safe parameters. It's performance will be safe, dependable and likely 'uninspired'.

      The other program is meant to be innovative, cutting edge, and creative. If all goes well, it's performance will be much better than the first. If it doesn't work out, old-reliable will ignore it and keep things safe and reliable.

      As a side note, the early days at NASA were an inspiring human triumph exactly because they were dedicated to doing the 'impossable' now. NASA's successes do not come from predictability, reliability and repeatability as much as from knowing WHEN to be predicatble, repeatable and reliable and when to get 'creative'.

      The Soviet (now Russian) program demonstrates a different mix of the same thing. It chose to be more ad-hoc and brute force about things. Rather than insisting on reliability, make unreliable behaviour O.K. While that mix did (and does) create some truly stunning failures, it has also created stunning successes.

      While watching our step will keep us from stumbling, if we don't look up to the horizon from time to time, we'll just shuffle around in circles forever.

  4. Theres a limit here by ReVMD · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's been a long time in coming, but no real surprise, working in the City in London has always required you to wear a suit no matter what job you did, which is why I avoid the city now.

    However outside the City its always been much more smart casual, which generally means no jeans or t-shirts, I can live with that.

    1. Re:Theres a limit here by Just_Tom · · Score: 1

      Nah. I'm programming for some architects in the City, and I seem to be able to wear what I like (trainers, combats, t-shirt, whatever). I wear a shirt and tie for days where I have meetings with clients, otherwise common sense prevails... wear what you want, just don't take the piss.

    2. Re:Theres a limit here by BigTom · · Score: 1

      Erm,

      Here I am, in the City, in my Oxford Shirt and Chinos (I sometimes have to pretend to be a manager).

      I'm looking across the office at, say, 50 developers, none of whom have a tie (I'd say only about 25% have a collar).

      (same in the last 4 banks I worked in)

    3. Re:Theres a limit here by robbieduncan · · Score: 2

      I have been working in the City for over 2 years now and have not been required to wear a suit since my interview (apart from at a couple of recruitment things). A lot of the other major banks have switched back recently but here (CitiGroup) and Goldmans have stuck with "business casual".

    4. Re:Theres a limit here by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      That's similar to here (except I don't wear a shirt and tie for meetings. I'd look stupid if I did.)

      Normally I wear jeans/combats, t-shirts and trainers/boots. I just make sure there's nothing too crude on the t-shirts. For meetings it's either slacks or smart black jeans, a nice top and decent footwear. The body jewelery stays regardless of whether I have a meeting or not.

    5. Re:Theres a limit here by sql*kitten · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have been working in the City for over 2 years now and have not been required to wear a suit since my interview (apart from at a couple of recruitment things). A lot of the other major banks have switched back recently but here (CitiGroup) and Goldmans have stuck with "business casual".

      I'm also in the City, and what I'm seeing is that people are now gradually dressing back up, perfectly voluntarily. I suppose some of it might be due to fears about looking casual when jobs are being cut, but I suspect there's more to it than that. Personally, I like dressing for work, and changing into jeans and a t-shirt when I get home, it draws a nice line between work and the rest of my time. Like many people for a while my job was my life, but now even tho' I do enjoy my job, I do it to pay for my life.

      An observation: most people who claim that suits are "uncomfortable" formed their opinion at a time when they could only afford cheap suits. A good suit is far more comfortable even than very casual clothes, it's made of high quality material and it can easily be modified to fit you exactly, rather than a generic "Size X" that casual clothes come on. People look good in suits; tailors have literally centuries of experience starting with military uniforms at making clothes that people look good in. Suits have plenty of pockets for stuff. Suits are versatile, you can go fully formal or in shirt sleeves.

      Another possible reason is that humans are very status-oriented. If you've been to grad school and earn $$$, do you really want to dress like a mail room clerk? It sounds terribly snobbish, but I think it's a good explanation.

    6. Re:Theres a limit here by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 1

      Er, here I am sitting coding in a major bank in the City, wearing T shirt, jeans and DMs. The only rules we have are:
      - Smart dress on the trading floor
      - Smart dress when meeting clients
      I haven't worn a suit for a couple of years, (except for weddings)

      Rob

      --
      They will never know the simple pleasure of a monkey knife fight
    7. Re:Theres a limit here by jafac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it sounds terribly snobbish, because it IS. Terribly snobbish. There's just no damn good reason for suits for technical people.

      In an earlier posting, someone pointed out the absurd impracticalities of suits in a Texas environment. That's not the half of it.
      Then there's the additional cost - not only of the suits, but the maintenance - dry cleaning (which uses some heinously unfriendly to the environment chemicals, by the way), and extra trips to drop off /pick up dry cleaning, with burns more gasoline, takes more time, and generates more traffic on already overcrowded suburban/urban streets. These expenses and inconveniences are borne by the worker. Add that onto an already full schedule. And subtract the costs from their already taxed budget.

      I have no argument with demanding a professional appearance in the workplace - especially when there's face to face contact with customers. But that does not have to mean a suit. Business Casual should be good enough.

      In fact, there have been many occasions where showing up in a suit actually hurts a technical person's credibility. You look at a guy in jeans and a t-shirt, and you know that that person has their job because they know their shit, their employer can't afford to impose a dress code, because they're so valued for their technical prowess - I'd rather have a person like that working on my system. If they're wearing a suit - you can assume they're just another charleton trying to "look professional" and shmooze their way through life.

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    8. Re:Theres a limit here by CaptainCap · · Score: 1

      I gave up on suits and ties, and then gave up on sport coat and tie as I saw that
      almost all on the job recognition of good dress or good taste was based upon job
      status. While I didn't expect to get compliments for the way I dressed, it only
      emphasized that almost all compliments at work, other than what us lowly workers said
      to each other, were being made to kiss ass.

      It was always "Nice suit, boss" and "The boss is right, that is a sharp looking tie
      you're wearing" and "I wish everyone dressed as well as Charlie" (who happens to be
      the president's son), and "Boss, is that a Brooks Brothers suit?" (no, kiss-up, it
      was a JC Penny polyester suit and tie, I was the only one at the meeting wearing a
      Brooks Brothers suit), etc. If they were lying about stuff that you could SEE was
      false, what were they doing about things that took real work to figure out?

      This was true in three different companies after I got out of college and before
      dot.com period had started. At my current company, outside of top management, it is a
      culture where compliments are given for sincere reasons; because it is just nice to be nice to people.

      But now it is a time when only topmost management wears a tie and no one else wears a coat and tie. Also, it
      is very family oriented and few parents are eager to spend money and time on the
      purchase and maintenance of such clothes.

    9. Re:Theres a limit here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking sharp is the popular look at american colleges right now (even on beer night). I think it's a general fassion trend right now.

    10. Re:Theres a limit here by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      It's been a long time in coming, but no real surprise, working in the City in London has always required you to wear a suit no matter what job you did, which is why I avoid the city now.
      That's nothing. Back in 1827, on the Stockton & Darlington Railway, enginemen wore top-hats...
    11. Re:Theres a limit here by SacredNaCl · · Score: 1

      An observation: most people who claim that suits are "uncomfortable" formed their opinion at a time when they could only afford cheap suits. A good suit is far more comfortable even than very casual clothes, it's made of high quality material and it can easily be modified to fit you exactly, rather than a generic "Size X" that casual clothes come on. People look good in suits; tailors have literally centuries of experience starting with military uniforms at making clothes that people look good in. Suits have plenty of pockets for stuff. Suits are versatile, you can go fully formal or in shirt sleeves.

      Another possible reason is that humans are very status-oriented. If you've been to grad school and earn $$$, do you really want to dress like a mail room clerk? It sounds terribly snobbish, but I think it's a good explanation.


      Another possible is...Chicks dig guys in suits. Eventually even uber-geeks figure this out and use it to their advantage. ];-)

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    12. Re:Theres a limit here by dswan69 · · Score: 1
      most people who claim that suits are "uncomfortable" formed their opinion at a time when they could only afford cheap suits. A good suit is far more comfortable even than very casual clothes


      I've worn tailored suits and they are thoroughly uncomfortable - it is not about fit, it's the horrible material from which they are manufactured. Not to mention horrible nonsense like ties.

      Besides which as far as I'm concerned my employer must foot the bill for the acquisition and maintenance if I am compelled to wear a suit, plus my salary is obviously higher to make up for the inconvenience.

      Codes wrt hair length and facial hair are just not on.

      Then again my technical skills are not easily acquired so I can be picky.

      And no suits do not look good, they look pretty stupid and completely ugly in fact. And I don't need pockets, I have a moonbag, my biker jacket and a backpack to carry any goodies I require.

  5. Does it matter what I wear? by 6Yankee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't care what they make me wear, it's better than the McDonald's prison uniform I wore before I came here.

    In fact, I'd rather they were dicking around with the dress code, if it kept their minds off dicking around with my pension. Too late.

  6. pajamas and a tshirt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    is the dress code at my 'IT job', which is searching for work, and filing for unemployment. on casual fridays, the pajamas are optional.

    1. Re:pajamas and a tshirt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I usually wear a leotard and tights to my sysadmin job...

  7. Gah, no thanks... by CoolVibe · · Score: 5, Informative
    I am notoriously incompatible with ties. Also notoriously incompatible with people wearing them. I am especially incompatible with people that demand that I wear a tie.

    If there is a dress code, I'll pack up and leave, or not work there in the first place.

    1. Re:Gah, no thanks... by ReVMD · · Score: 1

      Ties have to be one of the worlds most useless inventions for their primary task (to strangle the wearer).

      But strangely are highly versatile for millions of other uses.

    2. Re:Gah, no thanks... by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      If you aren't good with ties and end up having to wear one, go for a bow tie. You can get clip-on bow ties and nobody notices or cares if it's a clip on. Also many (I think most) bow ties fasten in the back or side under the collar. If you pick the right kinds of patterns, it can look spiffy and give you a personalized appearence in a room full of drones.

    3. Re:Gah, no thanks... by rundgren · · Score: 0

      ..or make you look like the clown you are..

    4. Re:Gah, no thanks... by JanneM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have a big problem with both ties and buttoned shirts. I'm one of those people with a pretty muscular neck, and getting shirts that fit is a pain. Far worse is that just having something around my neck makes me feel like I'm choking; I can't really focus on what I'm supposed to be doing and have to stop myself from constantly pulling on the collar. And yes, I get this reaction with a well-fitting, somewhat loose collar and without the tie as well.

      You want me to wear slacks and a jacket? No problem. Black leather shoes? I already use them. An open or round-collared shirt? Sure, why not. Tie or shirt with buttoned up collar? I'm out of here.

      --
      Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
    5. Re:Gah, no thanks... by CoolVibe · · Score: 2
      Still no. A tie is a tie. I will not wear one. (insert green eggs and ham scenario)

      I don't wear outlandishly teared up clothes. I know what a shower is, how to use one and what one uses soap for. I might have a somwhat unconventional hairstyle, and a slightly warped taste about what prints I have on my t-shirt, but I usually dress okay (although the color of my wardrobe is somewhat onesided: black).

      So 1. I don't stink 2. I wear clothes without holes in 'em, and 3. I know my stuff and do what I do to the best of my abilities.

      I think those three factors (especially the first one) count most when dealing with people and clients.

    6. Re:Gah, no thanks... by Foogle · · Score: 1

      The fact that your shirts have prints on them, says a lot. I'm not pushing suits, but in a business environment T-Shirts with prints on them are just distracting, not to mention generally tacky. I do web-design for a University's transit system, and we don't have a dress code. My boss likes to wear his 80s hair band T-Shirts. I have no sympathy for you.

    7. Re:Gah, no thanks... by Anarchofascist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If there is a dress code, I'll pack up and leave, or not work there in the first place.

      You silly little boy. More jobs for the rest of us, I guess.

      Here's a clue for you:

      A tie is a badge which (when flashed in the visual field of a subset of the set of business drones) means "I have some role in the smooth running of this operation", unless combined with a white shirt or any colour shirt with wrinkles which signals "I am the lowest foot-soldier in this operation, and my opinions should be treated like dingo turds".

      Personally, I don't care whether or not the people I'm dealing with wear ties, but there is a recognisable business species which will not respect your opinions unless you send the correct set of signals. Unless you send these signals, your opinions will not be respected.

      The business community was recently confused when a new species, the techhead, arrived on the scene, with a unique form of dress. Initially the new species was accepted, but since the tech crash their uniform now signals "I have a lot of weird ideas, most of which will lose you money, drive down your stock price and possibly destroy your business".

      You don't need to apologise, explain, or correct this new response. Sure you could try, but it's unnecessary. Wear the new badge, and blend into the background!

      It's a cliche, I know, but the time has come to deal with it! This is a side effect of dealing with the business world, and an insignificant side effect when compared to things like mismanagement, strict work hours ("you must start work at 9", "you must stop work by 6") and co-workers who have trouble with high-tech concepts more complex than door-handles.

      --
      Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our American dead!
    8. Re:Gah, no thanks... by sql*kitten · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am notoriously incompatible with ties. Also notoriously incompatible with people wearing them.

      Well, that's your problem, not theirs. You are making just as much a clothing-based judgement about them as you think they are making about you.

      I don't see why people are so down on ties. A tie is really the anti-uniform, the majority of suits you will see are a variation on the two classic colors of navy blue and charcoal grey, but your tie can be almost any color and pattern you want, even in the most conservative of surroundings. Self-proclaimed creative people should be the tie's biggest fans, not the opposite.

    9. Re:Gah, no thanks... by The+G · · Score: 5, Funny

      The tie is there to hide the buttons.

      The buttons are there to close the shirt.

      The shirt has to be closed because we don't have adequately stretch fabrics.

      Oh wait, we do.

      The T-shirt is high-tech. It solves all of the problems that the old mode of dress is built around. But no, somehow, the formal thing to do is to wear an unnecessary tie to hide unnecessary buttons.

      And don't even start on collars, which are there to hide the stitching which we don't need because mankind has since discovered frickin' cotton.
      --G

    10. Re:Gah, no thanks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh...I'm nervious with anything tied around my neck. Much less, something that can be tightened.

    11. Re:Gah, no thanks... by CoolVibe · · Score: 2
      Tacky? Pff... you have no sense of humor.

      Oh, and I don't need your sympathy. The most heard comment I usually get about my shirts is the "Hey, cool shirt" one.

      I have no sympathy for you either :)

    12. Re:Gah, no thanks... by CoolVibe · · Score: 2
      Well, that's your problem, not theirs. You are making just as much a clothing-based judgement about them as you think they are making about you.

      You misinterpret. With "people wearing ties" I mean the people who wear ties all the time because they think they have to.

      In contrast (and many post here on slashdot) there's the people who wears ties because they "have to", but as soon as the client is gone the tie is gone as well.

      Note that there is a distinct difference between those people. I rather consort with the second kind, rather with teh first. And usually I interact with them when they are in "tie-off" mode.

      As for the first kind, well, necessary evil I guess. I'll do my job, I'll help them as best as I can, but I don't have to like them.

      A tie as a fashion acessory? BWAHAHAHA! Puhleeze. I rather hang myself with one rather than wear one. Heck, my clothes are in one piece (no holes), I don't smell, I know what personal hygiene means. That should do it I guess.

      Also, I crawl about under 19 racks and raised floors. I crawl around desks and crawlspaces. I'm not going to wear a suit anyway. Such are the benefits of a developer/sysadmin.

    13. Re:Gah, no thanks... by CoolVibe · · Score: 2
      Screw badges. I won't wear suits and ties because of mainly 2 reasons:
      1. I abhorr and loathe the tie. No matter what it stands for
      2. It's not functional for me to wear one, since I crawl under, between, above and behind stuff regularily. Wearing a tie in these conditions is life threatening even. What if your tie snags while you fall off something? You'd have yourself a hanging in the server room... Great.
      Also, I won't hide behind a tie if I fuck up. That's utter bullshit. If I fuck up, I'm man enough to admin that I _did_ fuck up, I'll act responsibly and mop up the mess. No more or less should be required.

      Also, it's better for me to stand out. That way I am easier to spot and locate. I don't need to blend in and hide. I want my users to know who and where I am.

      So screw the suit and the tie, I'm not wearing 'em... ever...

    14. Re:Gah, no thanks... by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      Well, that's your problem, not theirs. You are making just as much a clothing-based judgement about them as you think they are making about you.

      It's the same judgement I make about all submissive people. They're dogs licking the boot that kicks them. Wearing a suit says to the people who actually enjoy such stupid status symbols "I imitate you, I'm your bitch." The goofy tie is the bone they toss to make you shut up.

    15. Re:Gah, no thanks... by dghcasp · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Let me rephrase that for you...
      I don't understand the fundamental rules of business. I don't believe that perception plays any part in a working relationship and feel that you should judge me solely on my 31337 coding skillz, even if you have no proof of them other than my word. I don't play well in teams unless everyone is exactly like me. I want to show you that I'm not dependable and have no fundamental interpersonal skills by quitting if I disagree with anything you ask of me instead of rationaly discussing the issue and seeing if we can compromise.

      Is that really the impression you're trying to present? Because it's the one you are...

    16. Re:Gah, no thanks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>If there is a dress code, I'll pack up and leave, or not work there in the first place.

      >You silly little boy. More jobs for the rest of us, I guess.

      Hey, if EVERYONE did that, then it would be a job-seeker's market, and companies would be forced to loosen up, or they wouldn't have IT staff. Maybe we should start a union, or would you be the first scab crossing the picket line?

    17. Re:Gah, no thanks... by avajadi · · Score: 0

      'A tie is really the anti-uniform' ???
      A tie is very much a uniform, if not in form but in function. The function of a tie, in this context, is exactly the same as the function of a uniform ie to artificially signal group 'belongedness'. I don't subscribe to such artificial flocking and hence, I object to wearing a tie unless there is some kind of actual need to comply with that uniform ie direct customer contact (can't think of any other reason, actually).
      NB I don't object to people choosing to wear a suit and tie, just employers forcing them to do so. If male employees are forced into a suit, why aren't the female employees forced into skirts?
      /Eddie

    18. Re:Gah, no thanks... by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      >A tie is a badge which (when flashed in the visual field of a subset of the set of business drones) means "I have some role in the smooth running of this operation"

      Nah. I don't have to wear a tie for people to know that I'm good at a job. My work speaks for itself. There sure are a bunch of fuckups who *do* wear ties, and it doesn't seem to help them one bit when it comes time for our performance evaluations.

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      -- Give me ambiguity or give me something else!
    19. Re:Gah, no thanks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct way to deal with it is to educate the suits that clothes do not solve the engineering problems, the employees do. And happy, comforatble employees are more productive than unhappy, uncomfortable employees.

    20. Re:Gah, no thanks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't need to pay $300/yr to keep my hair perfect either, but I do.

      Get over it.

    21. Re:Gah, no thanks... by jelle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "The tie is there to hide the buttons."

      That's an Interesting theory, so I had to research it.

      Actually, the french soldiers liked the neck tie ('cravate') because it was so much more convenient than the white collar they used to ornament their shirts with (the cravate was colored, hence easier to keep a clean appearance). And the french learned about the tie from the croats, explaining the name cravate.

      Anyways, so the tie never was about function, but about appearance. It was an ornament more practical than its predecessor. So its a culture thing. But I'm still not sure about the hiding the buttons. Did the white collar hide the buttons too? I need closure ;-)

      ps: I read this on the Internet, so it has to be true...

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    22. Re:Gah, no thanks... by CoolVibe · · Score: 2
      How do you know the way I work in teams? Does one need to wear a suit and tie to be a team player? That's such absolute crap.

      You assume way too much.

    23. Re:Gah, no thanks... by benzapp · · Score: 1

      You did not go to 12 years of catholic school. From 1984 until 1996, I wore I tie every goddamn day.

      Thats enough for my life.

      --
      I don't read or respond to AC posts
    24. Re:Gah, no thanks... by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      i hate ties and dress pants, i can tolerate button shirts and i love tshirts ... but if nothing else, shirts are much easier to hide a fat gut behind than a tshirt is ... i have half a dozen cool tshirts that ill wear 24/7 once i 'just lose a few kilos' ...

    25. Re:Gah, no thanks... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Uhh...I'm nervious with anything tied around my neck. Much less, something that can be tightened.

      This reminds me of a cartoon:

      http://www.zazona.com/ShameH1B/images/Humor/cube .g if

    26. Re:Gah, no thanks... by kiwimate · · Score: 2

      I abhorr and loathe the tie. No matter what it stands for

      Just out of curiosity, did you also, in common with the vast majority of eight year olds, abhor and loathe school when you were there?

      It's not functional for me to wear one, since I crawl under, between, above and behind stuff regularily. Wearing a tie in these conditions is life threatening even. What if your tie snags while you fall off something? You'd have yourself a hanging in the server room... Great.

      That's why God invented tie pins. (By the way -- if you're ever walking down a busy street and see a group of suits with their ties blown over their shoulder by the wind, do everyone a favour and point them in the direction of the nearest accessory shop so they can purchase one of these handy little devices too, please.)

      Also, I won't hide behind a tie if I f**k up.

      Nor will I. Despite the rash of scandals, most of the suits whom you appear to loathe are also quite responsible -- that's how they got to their current position. (And spare me the "but what about...". I'm no naif -- I know there are those who progress by flattery and nepotism.)

      Read your post again and listen to the permanent pout that you must have. Don't worry; you're very unlikely to ever get to a position where you're required to wear a tie.

    27. Re:Gah, no thanks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My boss likes to wear his 80s hair band T-Shirts.

      It's a job, not a fashion show. Maybe you should pay attention to your work, not to what your coworkers are wearing.

  8. Nothing here so far by Bigbutt · · Score: 5, Funny

    While the workforce here at the office has been trimmed, there's no apparent change in the dress of my cow-orkers. Management (big 'M') has not said anything to any of us.

    Not too long ago, my manager came into the server room and declared, "everyone needs to start wearing slacks and button down shirts. Ties aren't necessary but we need to present a better image to the customer."

    Me, "That's fine, I quit."

    Him, quickly, "Except you, [John]."

    [John]

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    1. Re:Nothing here so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and at my place .... "great, clean out your desk and leave..."

      sorry, but I can easily replace any IT person.. the market is saturated with lots of very talented people... you just need to toss every resume that has the letters MCSE on them... and look for expierience... I have at least 4 resumes here on my desk for people that more than likely are as skilled as you or even better...

      dont be cocky about stupid crap like dressing like a human...

    2. Re:Nothing here so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF is your customer doing the in the server room? What comapny is this - so I can avoid using it?

    3. Re:Nothing here so far by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Ok Coward. Thanks for the input.

      23 years experience. 11 years history here.

      They keep me on mainly because of the history I suppose. They paid the last company I worked for $10,000 for me to stay here.

      Bills are paid. I have a mortgage and a motorcycle payment. I could probably survive on significantly less than I do now.

      If they decided to release me today, I'd go out and get another job fairly quickly if my mailbox is any indication.

      Not MCSE. 3Com, Sun and Cisco certified (3Wizard/CNP/CCNP).

      No one's complained about my dress so far, even with the "Stop Saving E-Mail On The Server" shirt I had made and then wore.

      Nice troll though. About a 6 I'd say.

      [John]

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      Shit better not happen!
    4. Re:Nothing here so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF is your customer doing the in the server room?

      They're not. That's why they let John dress the way he wants. If dealt with customers, he'd have to dress up or ship out. Of course, John thinks it's his experience and 1337 sk1llz, but we all know otherwise.

    5. Re:Nothing here so far by plus5insightful · · Score: 1, Informative

      you just need to toss every resume that has the letters MCSE on them

      The corrolary of this is to insert every other superficial bigotry in there:

      "You just need to toss every resume that has the OS Linux on them" "You just need to toss every resume that mentions XML" "You just need to toss every resume that isn't from a guy name `Dave'"

      Check the envy at the door. There are a lot of extremely clever people who have MCSEs along with a swath of other designations and accolades. Why? Because it's a structured approach to learning things about running and administering Windows that you likely would not know otherwise. Now I know that every Linux user believes themselves experts at Windows or any other OS, but the truth is that usually that they don't have the slightest clue beyond a laughable surface knowledge (which is why they'll always come on Slashdot exclaiming about their bad experiences with Windows, or how difficult managing and running Windows enterprises is, etc).

      Must be those damn geeks with the "University Degrees".

    6. Re:Nothing here so far by deanj · · Score: 1

      I'm with Coward. If you did that, I'd let you go too. You'd be better off, and so would we.

    7. Re:Nothing here so far by Bilestoad · · Score: 1

      That's Australian management all over. They expect you to be there at 9, never spend more than 30 minutes at lunch and like to turn the lights off promptly at 6. If you want to work after hours, burn your own damn electricity! In short, absolutely fucking clueless. This is great!

      First, it helps me consider my options when looking at a prospective employer. I can separate the control freaks and PHBs from people I could happily work with much more easily. I don't mind a tie when I have to meet customers but it's just silly otherwise.

      Second, should I decide to have my own business one day it will be just another way to attract the best people to work for me. Nope, no stupid dress codes when I'm the boss.

    8. Re:Nothing here so far by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      That's the problem with talking without enough information. Granted, the words may sound harsh but you had to be there. The environment is fairly loose, we're all behind locked doors so the customer has a fairly low chance of seeing us. Since we're in Tier 3 support, the chance of us going to see a customer is very small.

      The manager didn't drop in on our office, he works there along side us. He wasn't very serious, based on the way it was presented to the group.

      Basically it was a funny situation where some smart-assed remark I made contributed to the humor.

      [John]

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      Shit better not happen!
    9. Re:Nothing here so far by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Ooo, better troll Coward. Unfortunately you actually don't know how I dress, do you (unless you actually read my other responses)?

      As I said to the last Coward (was that you?), it's most likely my history in the office with willingness to learn, experience, and skills coming after.

      (Any other responses deleted. No feeding the trolls.)

      (And it's [John], not John).

      [John]

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    10. Re:Nothing here so far by The_Sock · · Score: 1

      Customers who pay you a buttload of money for some services usually want to see your server room. Instead of foregoing the tens of thousands of dollars they will be paying, you escourt them in and let them have a gander.

      You may not want to, but sometimes you just have to. As long as you keep your server room clean and make sure there are plenty of pretty blinking lights, you should have no problems with showing off your server room.

      --
      For a good time call www.sawkie.com
    11. Re:Nothing here so far by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      "you just need to toss every resume that has the letters MCSE on them"

      That explains a lot: corporate Microsoft shop. There *are* areas of 'IT' where suitably experienced/qualified personel are thin on the ground. Despite the downturn I still get cold called by people who want to try and recruit me.

    12. Re:Nothing here so far by EllisDees · · Score: 1

      >sorry, but I can easily replace any IT person.

      Your IT people must suck then.

      >the market is saturated with lots of very talented people.

      You're joking, right? The market may be saturated, but it's not with the talented people. People who actually know their shit can still name their salary, let alone their clothing.

      >I have at least 4 resumes here on my desk

      Could you tell me what company you work for? I want to dump any of their stock that I might own if they have people like you making hiring decisions.

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      -- Give me ambiguity or give me something else!
    13. Re:Nothing here so far by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      You're joking, right? The market may be saturated, but it's not with the talented people. People who actually know their shit can still name their salary, let alone their clothing.

      Bull! You cannot tell at an interview. You can weed out the low-end fairly easily, but development skills cannot be tested easily in 2 hours otherwise.

      It is an image game. The best actor wins.

    14. Re:Nothing here so far by aebrain · · Score: 2

      That's Australian management all over.
      Not always. OK, more often than not. It doesn't help that we're paid 1/3 or less of post-dotbomb US salaries. This was brought home to me when I saw the budgetary cost of the average programmer in Europe - USD $160,000 or $320,000 AusD. That includes payroll taxes etc etc, but is still four times what it costs to hire the average programmer here - who gets $20,000 USD, about half the cost. And even superstars wouldn't get more than $70,000 USD

      But not every company is like this. OK, I'll name names: I work for this mob. The CEO gets less than the senior technical people. Every 2 weeks, all employees get together and we discuss the firm's accounts, what our plans are, how we can help each other. It's a (literal) Soviet. And we do all sorts of interesting stuff, like spaceflight avionics, help people get CMM 3+ etc. We work 9-to-5 in theory, but closer to 10-6 in practice. We have lives, and consider long hours to be a sign that we've screwed up in resource planning. It happens, but rarely.

      Dress Code? "Whatever's appropriate". When flogging a tool to IBM, suit, tie, etc. Otherwise "civilised", whatever you're comfortable with. Some wear suits by preference, some not.

      No, I wouldn't leave this place for 10x the money I'm getting. After 22 years in the business, I know how lucky I am.

      --
      Zoe Brain - Rocket Scientist
  9. Depends on Visibility by Dialithis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From what I have seen, most of the "culture change" in this direction has been tied to the visibility of the employee. If they have a role that they are in contact with customers (even a remote chance of it), it makes a lot of sense that they follow some standards.

    In the past, however, a lot of companies let things slide since having a disheveled programmer that the customer only talked to once in a while was better than no programmer at all. Places like consulting firms won't put up with it at all anymore since everyone there has some chance of customer interaction.

    1. Re:Depends on Visibility by neillewis · · Score: 1

      I have been in the reverse situation where the client site had a change in dresscode policy towards relaxed dress.

      I was working for an outsourcer my line manager was moaning 'you work for me, you'll wear a tie.'

      In the end the customer had a quiet word with my manager... end of problem.

    2. Re:Depends on Visibility by hacker · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "If they have a role that they are in contact with customers (even a remote chance of it), it makes a lot of sense that they follow some standards."

      The article was talking about IT "dot-com" types, not managers or salespeople. That being said, I agree that anyone coming in contact with customers should cleanly represent the company, IF that is their focus (i.e. a cable installer on a telephone pole can wear jeans, as long as he has the company shirt logo on.. (and in fact, jeans are safer on the pole than slacks)).

      However, MOST of the IT "dot-com" technologists are developers, coders, hackers, and people who you want 25 hours a day, focusing on CODE, the core thing that makes your business or product successful. Sticking them in front of customers is not only going to probably confuse and anger your customers, but will slash productivity by half, since the coder is no longer CODING.

      The point is moot, as a developer, we'll just take our skills elsewhere, or we'll just start our own business with our own products, and compete with yours.

    3. Re:Depends on Visibility by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      Also depends on technical expertise - one of my friends has technical skills that are extremely difficult to get at any price - his company has a dress code and fixed working hours, both of which he ignores with impunity, simply because he knows and they know that he isn't easily replaced, plus he does an exceptional job. Now sometimes he does have to deal with customers, but that makes no difference, it's jeans, t-shirt, long hair and leather jacket all the way.

      I'm the same way - both being bikers we always have leather gear close at hand and we just dress as we please. Good management recognises this and they accept it because we provide skills, not fashion shows.

  10. Self-contradicting? by Inoen · · Score: 4, Funny
    Quote the article:
    The increase in productivity is not worth the extra cost and it takes away from the key focus, which has to be work

    Last time i checked, there was no extra cost imposed on an employer when employees didn't wear suits.

    And if it takes focus away from work, it can hardly be considered an increase in productivity, can it?
    Or... If it is an increase in productivity, it can't be taking focus from work?

    What did i miss?

    ...or maybe that guy missed something.

    1. Re:Self-contradicting? by Hard_Code · · Score: 4, Funny

      You miss the obvious correlation that wearing jeans and t-shirts leads you to become a scruffy communist open source programmer, thus reducing your productivity to the company. Or something like that.

      --

      It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
    2. Re:Self-contradicting? by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      >The increase in productivity is not worth the extra cost

      Last time i checked, there was no extra cost imposed on an employer when employees didn't wear suits....What did i miss?


      I don't think that is what the quote was referring to, I think it was taken out of context. The article covers dress code, but it also has a general theme about reversing the dot-com culture. I have a feeling the "extra cost" that was being referred to was for things like pool tables, TVs, and all the other toys that started to become common place. They were extra expenses that were necessary to attract talent years ago. In the current economy, its not necessary to do that...people are beating down doors begging for jobs.

      Yeah, the article isn't really that clearly written, but I think that's what they meant.

    3. Re:Self-contradicting? by guybarr · · Score: 1


      yes, this article has the mental coherency of a class of 11-year olds talking to themselves.

      --
      Working for necessity's mother.
    4. Re:Self-contradicting? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      because ther is a cost associated with monitoring casual dress. There are people who will take casually dress to far, and that could become a liability issue. Or some people may cause some problems because they have to wear a suit, when other don't.
      Now that the market sucks, they don't have to take that risk to keep employees.

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  11. Oh yeah... Productivity by isa-kuruption · · Score: 2
    "The increase in productivity is not worth the extra cost and it takes away from the key focus, which has to be work."

    This is a great quote! The increase in productivity (i.e. the AMOUNT of work done per unit of time) is NOT worth the extra cost of taking away from uhm work... right?

  12. T-Shirt and Jeans all the way. by Kong+the+Medium · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Once my boss urged me to wear a suit and tie to work. But sadly one of the computers hiccuped and i had to take it to the shop. Needless to say i got dirty like hell from assorted dust under the desk that i had to change my clothes. Since then no more suit for the tech guy ....

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    1. Re:T-Shirt and Jeans all the way. by Heem · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This one hits it on the head. In our line of work, many of us may have to crawl around on a server room floor, under desks, etc. If you sit at your desk all day and there is no chance you are going to get up from it, then maybe a suit would be appropriate, but, if they want me to crawl around on the ground in a nice suit, they better be paying me enough to afford buying a new suit every week.

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    2. Re:T-Shirt and Jeans all the way. by pesc · · Score: 2

      if they want me to crawl around on the ground in a nice suit, they better be paying me enough to afford buying a new suit every week

      That's why all tech personell that are actually permitted to touch the expensive computing hardware should wear white robes. Over the suits. Like in the good old days! ;-)

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      )9TSS
    3. Re:T-Shirt and Jeans all the way. by duffbeer703 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That establishes a good tradeoff for me. If I wear a suit, no crawling looking for shit.

      So instead of me getting away from programming tasks and other real work, we have some $12/hour wire monkey crawling under tables and racks.

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      Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
    4. Re:T-Shirt and Jeans all the way. by swv3752 · · Score: 2

      I remember several years back at a former job, we were holding a party and invited many customers. I was one of the "hosts" and was wearing a suit. While several employees were about in thier regular uniforms, the manager requested that I haul out the trash. I gaze down at my suit clad body then returned his gaze and replied, "Sure thing, just as soon as you cut me a check for the dry cleaning bill." He just turned away and made some one else do it.

      Managers are looking for ways to subvert the will of thier employees. If they can make you dress formal and still grunge about, all the better.

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      Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
    5. Re:T-Shirt and Jeans all the way. by $rtbl_this · · Score: 2

      That's why all tech personell that are actually permitted to touch the expensive computing hardware should wear white robes

      And risk looking like this? (Yes, I know it's not white...)

      --
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    6. Re:T-Shirt and Jeans all the way. by nooboob · · Score: 1

      Some off us work in shops where we have to be the wire minkey....our whole staff is three people.

    7. Re:T-Shirt and Jeans all the way. by hajibaba · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. And thankfully our management understands that. Our CFO (why he's over IT I'll never know) actually mentioned that in our last departmental meeting. He expects us to dress neatly, but if we're going to be running cable and moving around PC's, etc... then we can wear whatever the hell we want to that day.

    8. Re:T-Shirt and Jeans all the way. by Nameles · · Score: 1

      Bah, some of us are still starting out. I am not a wire monkey. I am a network media simian!

  13. Not only do I have to wear a suit now by imrdkl · · Score: 4, Funny

    All of my Leisure suits are out of fashion, and the birthday suit is against new policy.

    1. Re:Not only do I have to wear a suit now by Tristessa · · Score: 1

      Larry took all of my Leisure suits, who knows what he's been getting up to in them!?

  14. We have a dress code by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    You have to dress! It's disgraceful. It used to be casual dress, which meant that you could be arbitrary about whether or not to dress. Now its compulsory. Next they'll start insisting that togas are out, I'll bet.

  15. haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No more foozball and smoking dope at work guys. Sorry! Oh well, I have no sympathy for these people whatsoever. Work is just that - WORK. You know, going to work with your pets, in jeans and a t-shirt, doing absolutely nothing all day, and getting paid more than someone who gets dressed up, does a commute, and works an 8-10 hour day is just unfair.

    1. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, those Commie pinkos! Why dont they go out and pull themselves up by their bootstraps?

      Having more than one day off for Christmas or New Year's is indulgent! Family units are redundant. Spend time with coworkers.

      Working from sunup to sundown in the winter is good for the constitution! Sunlight causes cancer.

    2. Re:haha by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      No more foozball and smoking dope at work guys. Sorry! Oh well, I have no sympathy for these people whatsoever. Work is just that - WORK. You know, going to work with your pets, in jeans and a t-shirt, doing absolutely nothing all day, and getting paid more than someone who gets dressed up, does a commute, and works an 8-10 hour day is just unfair.

      Whatever the crap dotcom bs jobs did, most IT has always been casual or business casual, primarily for points made above such as the fact that IT people have to crawl around server rooms and other people's desks when something breaks.

      Personally, my job is business casual, with people working in certain areas (warehouse, lab, most on-the-road work) allowed to wear jeans (as long as they don't have holes in them, I got some crap about that a couple months ago when I couldn't find any of my good jeans after moving). 7AM to 4PM with an hour lunch (which I usually use to get more work done, it only takes me 15 minutes to eat lunch if I decide to do it anyway, unless I go to lunch with one of my bosses). There's a chance of overtime, dependant on the contract, but they rarely give overtime to software development (usually just to IT and physical labor). If they asked for pure business casual or a suit in my job, I'd tell them they could fire me now or wait and fire me for a dress code violation. The job's just not worth the extra expense in clothing, not only up front, but in the cost of replacing/repairing clothing from the wear and tear of the IT work they seem to think I should be doing (he writes software, get him to fix that server/workstation/system).

      That being said, even if I could wear a t-shirt to work instead of a collared shirt, I probably wouldn't unless I knew I was going to be doing a lot of physical work that day. If I had to put on a sport coat and/or a long-sleeved shirt, though, I probably wouldn't get much of anything done.

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    3. Re:haha by josu · · Score: 1

      You are so right. It's far better to go to work in a suit and do nothing all day.

    4. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. go to work and figure out how to make work for others -- that's what the suit is for. Hypothesis: the reason for the tie is to keep the good ideas from leaking down to your hands where they would actually get implemented. Instead the tie limits the ideas to only coming out through the mouth.

    5. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're working so hard, how come you have time to post to slashdot?

  16. Suit yourself by RebRachman · · Score: 1

    It varies widely from company to company, the main factor being investor relations. You can bet that workers dress nicer when the rumors of layoffs start to circulate. Companies looking for a next round seem to be giving straightforward directives to their workers to dress a better. I know of at least one company where jeans are no longer acceptable. I have found few changes at companies who are either well-funded or profitable.

    1. Re:Suit yourself by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 2

      Yeah dude we dress nicer so you wont notice when we wear interview clothes.

      As for dress code having to do something with funding, utter horseshit. The VCs only care that they see product shipped and benjamins received at the end of the day- they dont care if the developers are wearing sandals and pajamas.

  17. Err... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    If being a night janitor at Walgreen's is now considered "programming". . .

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    "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
  18. Make suits Open Source! by Lieutenant_Dan · · Score: 1

    If we could allow the Open Source developer community to provide direction in the dress code in the average organization, we could improve efficiency by at least 100%.
    It has been proven in several academic studies that the presentation of the typical Open Source developer provides the stimulus necessary to instigate productivity in any environment.

    Only when we allow the Open Source community of developers to dictate our wardrobe, can we untangle ourselves from the nasty grip that Reebok has on our lives.

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    Wearing pants should always be optional.
  19. Not by Spackler · · Score: 4, Funny

    They can have my jeans, as soon as they pry them off my dead, cold ass.

    1. Re:Not by testharness · · Score: 2, Funny

      They can have my jeans, as soon as they pry them off my dead, cold ass.

      Well if your ass is cold and dead, and you need help to pry your jeans off, than all I can say is you should have taken them off several months ( or is it years?) ago, and washed them.

    2. Re:Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "cold, dead ass" would of been so much more funny.

    3. Re:Not by ivrcti · · Score: 3, Funny

      So, why is your ex-mule wearing your jeans?

    4. Re:Not by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2

      He never said 'ex' ;)

      --
      "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
    5. Re:Not by ivrcti · · Score: 1

      If it's dead, doesn't that make it an 'Ex' ?? :-)

  20. productivity != work ? by sczimme · · Score: 1

    ZDNet Australia asked Paul Rush, a global recruitment consultant, whether he was concerned that a reversal of this culture may also signal a reversal in productivity. "The increase in productivity is not worth the extra cost and it takes away from the key focus, which has to be work."

    So the increased productivity detracts from the work - gotcha. I'm glad that's settled.

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    I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
    1. Re:productivity != work ? by Jaysyn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I nominate that guy for the coveted "Doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground" award...

      Jaysyn

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  21. Business suits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well I for one would really like to wear smart skirt suits to work all day, but then again I am a transvestite.

  22. its the product or service stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    as a customer and partner of other organizations at times I can say that I am more on the side of being turned off by a sea of suits and pretty dressing than anything. I don't care what you wear as long as you deliver quality on time and on budget. I have seen entirely too much of this superficial wrapping that acts as a magicians waving hands to distract you from the subterfuge going on. Just like places that place degrees above all else, the issue is not that they are bad but rather that while they have their place in some areas... they are NOT the answer to any problem that business ever has unless said business is literally for visually impressing others (perhaps a modelling agency).

    Put it in perspective.

  23. Change in my dress code. by SkulkCU · · Score: 4, Funny


    They make me wear shoes now. It wasn't so much a change in the IT dress code, as it was a result of the complaints from other employees. IT dress code, on the other hand, now includes those propeller-hats, so that the other departments can easily identify us...

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  24. The old saying goes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get a real haircut, get a real job.

  25. It depends on your clients ... by HealYourChurchWebSit · · Score: 2, Informative


    Dressing up is a good idea if you have a lot of stiff-necked, starched-shirted clients coming by. Its also a good idea if you have employees who like to abuse casual dress codes.

    That said, I'm part of a detail of code-monkies consigned to a 'skunk works' away from the corporate offices. We dress casual within limits. No jeans, no sneakers, no t-shirts. When a big-wig shows up, we get all 'gussied-up.' It gives them warm fuzzies. It keeps the revenue flowing.

    Basically, it is a reasonable policy. It works for us, we work for them.

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  26. I don't think so by AntEater · · Score: 1

    I don't mind a casual dress standard but a suit and tie are out of the question. It is one of _my_ job requirements. Well, maybe I'd consider it if they were paying me -gt 100k...

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    1. Re:I don't think so by netean · · Score: 1

      It was also one of my requirements when I was looking for a new job (although this was a couple of years ago now)

      Speaking to recruitment agents at the time (god I hate recruitment consultants!!!!) I was trying to explain to them that if the company wore suits (or shirts and ties) then I probably wouldn't fit in there and therefore it was probably not the best job for me. Needless to say none of them understood or took it onboard and sent me to every single suit and tie wearing company they could find seemingly.

      although I don't personally object to ties. It does reflect the culture of the organisation, and to me it says that it's not flexible, not creative, not interesting and ultimately soul-less and life destroying.

      Now work from home for myself, so wear anything I damn well please! :)

    2. Re:I don't think so by jcknox · · Score: 1

      The real rub is that the tech bust has not only changed dress codes but also lowered salaries.

      Now I have to buy more expensive clothes and pay for dry cleaning with less money.

      Maybe we need a reality check: turn off all computer technology for 1 month, then let the PHB's and consumers decide if they really need us or not.

      Assuming, of course, that they survived for 1 month without computer technology.

  27. it depends a lot on you by phunhippy · · Score: 2

    it really depends alot on you.. examples:

    1. your important and they don't want to lose you.... then you can pretty much do what you want(me for example)

    2. your easily replaceable... dress as they ask and you might not get an involuntary career adjustment.

  28. Status Check... by decaying · · Score: 2

    Live in Australia : check
    Have IT job : check
    Wore Jeans and T-Shirt to Work today : check

    ZDNet telling managers that it is now OK to force useless clothing styles on people that never meet clients : check

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    1. Re:Status Check... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked in Australian IT for 10+ years, and wore a suit every day. My dad wore one every day of his working life, I guess.

      The first week I moved to Seattle, my CEO told me to lose the suit. I think I've worn it half a dozen times since, mostly when travelling with the CEO to investor roadshows and for our IPO. I have a wardrobe of barely used but moth eaten Armani suits now.

      I laughed when I was back in Australia recently when I flew in Sydney on a Monday morning and EVERYONE IN SIGHT was wearing a suit except me!

      The comments about suits from the English posters are of course hilarious. How can they tell what social class you belong in unless you wear a suit? This is undoubtedly where Australia gets it from as well. I guess it's handy to judge people by if thats your thing (quality of suit = wealth), but in the US the guy next to you in sweats is probably the millionaire. Now when I see guys in suits in Seattle I think of bankers and uh, car salesmen.

  29. Wow! Communicating with others?! by The+Wing+Lover · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Boy, what an outrage.

    Of all the nerve, to expect computer guys to communicate with other people in the business, to work with them, to adopt the same dress code, and generally become good corporate citizens instead of that grumpy guy sitting over in the corner who won't talk to anyone.

    I for one am outraged. I should be able to not be a team player, to dress slovenly, and be totally grumpy and non-communicative with my co-workers, just because my skills are with computers, instead of, say, accounting or HR.

    Boy, of all the nerve.

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    - In Capitalist America, law violates YOU!

  30. It gets better! by isa-kuruption · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "People see any additional expenditure as fun and that means you don't have to go for that additional comfort for your employees because you don't need to do it anymore because you don't need to compete to hold on to your employees," Rush adds.

    How does a lax dress code cause 'additional expenditure'?? If the current policy states a more lenient dress code, then it seems changing the dress code policy to something more strict would not only require more money spent in HR's time to transmit this statement to the employees, but also more time wasted in the management chain dealing with delinquent employees!

    Now I'm not one to be completely for walking into work in jeans and a ripped T-shirt, but I just think this idiot they got for the interview is just... well, an idiot!

    1. Re:It gets better! by Tristessa · · Score: 1

      Well if they didn't do things like this what else would the poor HR people do? They would be out of a job now wouldn't they. Think of their children!

    2. Re:It gets better! by isa-kuruption · · Score: 2

      Well, they could get my benefits straightened out and answer the f'ing phone when I call them!

  31. Strange statements by Arcturax · · Score: 2

    The article had some rather strange statements about casual dress costing the employers money. How does that cost them money? They don't have to buy the clothes and then jeans and a t-shirt costs a hell of a lot less than a suit!

    Someone who understands corporate culture far better than I do care to explain how casual dress costs the company more money?

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    --Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop. - Dr. Walter Gibbs
    1. Re:Strange statements by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      Someone who understands corporate culture far better than I do care to explain how casual dress costs the company more money?

      If everyone wears a suit, it's simple. You put on your suit, your shirt, your tie, your shoes and go to work. Easy.

      But if you can wear what you want, suddenly there's a bit more thinking involved. The question about what to wear today rears its head. And when you get to work, you can spend hours bitching about/admiring your colleague's clothes. It's the same reason that some employers aren't too keen on excessive decoration of work areas, or bringing your pets to work, or having music playing out loud, or watching DVDs on your PC. The office is a place to work, it's not a social event.

      Personally, I think that a compromise between the two extremes should be struck. Productivity is important, but it can be taken to the point where it's all activity and no useful work - and it's rare (in my experience) that anyone does work a solid 8 or 10 hours, there are always gaps when you are waiting for something. In those times, why not do something fun? So long as the balance is kept. In the dotcom days, it became all fun and no work, which is even more damaging that all work and no fun.

  32. Been there done that it doesn't work well by jsimon12 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Having worked for EDS for 5 years back in the day when it was suit and tie for EVERYONE (couldn't leave your cube without your suitcoat on) I can say first hand that it makes absolutly no differnce in company performance, hell if anything wearing a suit while pulling cable makes a person a worse engineer type, not to mention how much static wool generates. The whole dressing up things goes back to old school upper management who has no concept of the kind of people they want to attract.

    All changing the rules does is screw the loyal people a company, since come the next economic boom the company will have to slacken its requirements, offer increases pay to new employees etc etc, leaving the existing hard working loyal types in the preverbal lurch. Oh well those corporate MF's will never learn (too much time binge drinking in college I guess).

    I do think a little buissness casual is good, cause if there is no dress code I am coming in wearing my old Metallica t-shirt (metal up your ass), some ripped jeans and combat boots.

    1. Re:Been there done that it doesn't work well by 6Yankee · · Score: 3, Funny

      I do think a little buissness casual is good, cause if there is no dress code I am coming in wearing my old Metallica t-shirt (metal up your ass), some ripped jeans and combat boots.

      That's fine - just remember to iron that t-shirt if you're meeting with a customer :)

    2. Re:Been there done that it doesn't work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WE have programmers who do come that way..

      Me.. I at least try a collared shirt with my jeans and tennis shoes.

      Not kidding, not a joke..

      Btw, I would rather work for a place that cared more about productivity and happiness of the worker bees than about how they look internally. If you have a job with visibility to customers, sure.. some dress code is apprioriate. Guess what? Only when customers come in do we even think of a tie.

      Productivity is up, and jobs get done quicker.. and now layoffs may happen cause all we do is finish up jobs. Those marketeers, who wear suits all day long, seem to need a productivity boost themselves.

      Btw, I post anon due to the fact I dont want my marketeers to hear that I think they are having real trouble. It would not make me look good at my company.. oh.. yea.. thats professionalism too.

    3. Re:Been there done that it doesn't work well by ChadM · · Score: 1

      That's so funny that you should say that because, here I am, wearing a "Metal Up Your Ass" Metallica T-shirt at work while reading this.

  33. I've yet to hear an explanation by billmaly · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why am I "more productive" in a $50 pair of dockers and a dorky polo shirt then I am in jeans, tshirt, flannel, and sneakers (personal uniform of choice). I know on Friday when I can dress like this, I am happier, more laid back, and generally easier to get along with (flannel hides the gut, don't have to suck it in! :P ). Instead, corporate management pukes dictate that I shall dress in clothes that I wouldn't be buried in, all in the name of "professionalism" and "productivity". Goddamn, if I EVER am a manager and sit someone down to tell them that they need to dress "more like me" and I am wearing that dorksuit, jesus god put a bullet in my head.

    1. Re:I've yet to hear an explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good to know. With that attitude you'll top out in lower management! Repeat after me "Would you like to super-size that for an additional $.50 today?"

    2. Re:I've yet to hear an explanation by Tristessa · · Score: 1

      It couldn't be you are happier, more laid back and easier to get along with because it's Poets day? (Piss off early tomorrows Saturday)

    3. Re:I've yet to hear an explanation by TJ+Miller+jr · · Score: 1
      Well, it's real simple...

      If the guy that signs your paycheck wants you to wear a suit/tie, then do it. Otherwise, go find an employer more amenable towards the style you do want to wear. This isn't rocket science, after all.

      Of course, since most of the better paying jobs require a dress code of some sort, you only have two practical choices here... wear nice clothes or go start your own business.

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  34. Bound to happen by OrangeSpyderMan · · Score: 2

    As a previous poster pointed out, the change in the supply:demand ratio compared to a few years ago is one of the key factors that means this kind of thing was bound to happen. In a market where for most positions you can get four or five suitable candidates quite easily, any HR Director is looking for the one thing that makes a difference, and presentation is one of those things - especially in companies who are increasingly considering the IT depts. as cost centers in the same way as they do the telephones, the maintenace contracts on their metal presses etc. They demand service quality, and the perception of quality in the service they receive can be heavily influenced by the presentation of the people they employ. Most beancounters will automatically consider a sysadmin in jeans and tux t-shirt as being less "impressive" than a guy in a shirt and tie - as long as both get the job done.

    Given the choice between two printing presses that both produce very acceptable output, cost the same and have the same features - would you choose the one that's dusty and scraped, even if only superficially, over the shiny polished one with a fresh paint job? I think not.

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    1. Re:Bound to happen by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Most beancounters will automatically consider a sysadmin in jeans and tux t-shirt as being less "impressive" than a guy in a shirt and tie - as long as both get the job done.
      And it is well known that a beancounter has no fucking clue as what is "the job done" by a sysadmin, so he'll hire the suiter over the jeaner.
  35. one way or another... their gonna get get ya by boogy+nightmare · · Score: 1

    we started smart, then went casual for about the last year, but have recently been told smart casual (shirt and trousers but no tie (thank god, i crash when tie 1.1 is added to simonOS) on the fear of being sent home to change (back to skool kids). Thankfully ever friday is normal casual, back to the combats and t.

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    1. Re:one way or another... their gonna get get ya by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "on the fear of being sent home to change (back to skool kids). "

      "Sent back home" is entirely counterproductive. The trick is to stock 2-3 articles of clothing in varying sizes and surpassing ugliness, and request that Mr. or Ms Forgetful put it on.

      A daily problem in construction is the craft "forgetting" their hard hats, because they know that they won't be sent home to get them. Finall a resourceful superintendant purchased 3-4 BRIGHT PINK (shouting 'cause that's what the color does)hardhats. 8+ hours of Mr. Big Burly Ironworker wearing that and everyone's hardhats started living in their cars/trucks.

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    2. Re:one way or another... their gonna get get ya by rnturn · · Score: 2
      ``...stock 2-3 articles of clothing in varying sizes and surpassing ugliness, and request that Mr. or Ms Forgetful put it on.''
      ``''

      These are apples and oranges. One situation (forgetting one's hardhat) could get you killed. Forgetting a tie is nothing like that. Why I'll even bet that forgetting your tie won't even cause you to write bad code.

      And making the forgetful employee wear the ugly tie would work about as well as it did for some bars that used to insist on ``no T-shirts'' and then provide some butt-ugly disco shirt for the ``forgetful'' patron. It eventually became something of a badge of honor to be wearing the ugly shirt. A while back I asked the owner of a hardware store ``who the heck's buying these hideous hats with the pink flowers on 'em?'' His answer was that local trades workers had a sort of competition to see who could wear the ugliest hat to the job. So much for the pink hard hat being an embarassment, eh? And would you want to see what happens first hand (or would that be ``first fist''?) when Mr. Burly Ironworker gets ribbed about the pink hardhat?

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  36. Business attire is a must.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't imagine trying to sell myself to a client dressed in a t-shirt and jeans. It's all how you present yourself. If you look like you don't care what you look like, that reflects on you very poorly. Same goes for those idiots with the long pony tails....come on guys, you're not in Metallica. I also got contacts, just to kill that stereotype :)

    1. Re:Business attire is a must.... by Arcturax · · Score: 2

      It really depends on what you are doing. In my case, I write code all day and almost never have to deal with customers except over the phone if I'm trying to get input to debug something.

      If I had to meet with customers, they would tell me before hand so I could change into proper attire to meeting a client.

      But in the meantime, jeans and a t-shirt works just fine as long as there are no holes and dirt and such on them.

      Long hair shouldn't make any difference at all. We have several people here where I work with long hair and they have met with clients and there has never ever been a problem with it.

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      --Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop. - Dr. Walter Gibbs
    2. Re:Business attire is a must.... by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Long hair shouldn't make any difference at all. We have several people here where I work with long hair and they have met with clients and there has never ever been a problem with it.

      I get a lot of weird comments, mostly because I work with a lot of ex-military people, but overall they realize that the length of my hair has nothing to do with whether or not I can get the job done. Of course, the most relevant comment I ever got was "keep track of that or we'll have to cut it to keep the rest of you from getting sucked into the fans". Generally, I just keep it tied back and most of the people I work with don't even realize how long my hair is (especially the front, people don't seem to realize that it has to be at least a certain length for the front to get into the ponytail with the rest of it).

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    3. Re:Business attire is a must.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should try selling your fucking PRODUCT rather than selling yourself.

      Unless you're a whore.

  37. An ambivalent feeling... by CharonX · · Score: 1

    So what does the readoption of traditional corporate culture mean to you? It means you're no longer going to be employed just because you're a technical guru. You are going to have to learn to dress, communicate, and adapt all the traditional corporate ideals that IT has been exempt from in the "dot-com culture".

    Well, in my eyes it has always been important that you have to communicate, dress etc. - no matter the job.
    On the other hand, while those things should not be totally ignored, they shouldnt take prevalence over your skill.
    So Im seeing this developement with a laughing and a crying eye, another "dream" lost to harsh reality, but it the end it really just might have been just a dream.

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  38. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by Arcturax · · Score: 4, Funny

    You need the tie to cut off the blood to your brain so you can be in a proper state to understand management's reasoning on things.

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    --Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop. - Dr. Walter Gibbs
  39. Suit up or ship out? by Slackus · · Score: 0

    I've never understood the reasoning behind having to dress up for work. To me if one does your work and does it well what does it matter if you are wearing jeans or whatever for that matter.

  40. It's all about perception by NormalVisual · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where I am, a tie has been on the "must wear" list for about a year now, even though as a regular part of Software's job, we have to test our code on the production floor with machines that have all kinds of moving parts with lots of torque behind them. On our "casual" day, jeans and T-shirts are verboten. However, we are constantly being pressed to release code that is not ready with no concern for whether it's buggy or not, and this is code that runs a high-powered laser machining tool. I guess the motto at our place should be, "It doesn't matter if we *are* professional, it only matters that we *look* professional".

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  41. Its not just the dress code.. by nervlord1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Lets face it, IT is changing, rapidly.

    Traditionally, your average IT guy, lived and breathed computers, he was not master of one, he was jack of all trades and (normally) master of one particular area. YOu couldn't just go into uni and be taught everything you needed to know to go out and do computing, you had to live and breath it at a young age.

    The times have changed, now every man and his dog does IT degrees and the market is being flooded with well presented, sociable creatures who dont actually understand what they are doing, they don't understand what teh computer is doing, they have not LEARNT the computer, they have LEARNT the program.

    The traditional IT workers who can't dress to save there lives and have little social skills are finding it alot harder to compete with these socially adept creatures, and thus the attitude of the workers and the employees has changed

    My theory anyway

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    1. Re:Its not just the dress code.. by Jack+William+Bell · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Hmm...

      And those who can spell, understand the difference between 'there' and 'their', use proper grammer and otherwise are capable of communication that does not require multiple re-readings to understand -- what about them?

      Heh!

      Jack William Bell

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    2. Re:Its not just the dress code.. by sql*kitten · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Traditionally, your average IT guy, lived and breathed computers, he was not master of one, he was jack of all trades and (normally) master of one particular area. YOu couldn't just go into uni and be taught everything you needed to know to go out and do computing, you had to live and breath it at a young age.

      It's a result of the technology maturing. For example, in the old days if fsck failed, you might have to go in there with fsdb and fix it yourself. And back in the day, SunOS 1.x admins thought fsdb was newfangled nonsense. Nowadays, on a modern journalled filesystem you never have to do that, and on a modern storage array if a disk goes bad you don't have to recover what you can from it, you just hotswap it and throw it away.

      The times have changed, now every man and his dog does IT degrees and the market is being flooded with well presented, sociable creatures who dont actually understand what they are doing, they don't understand what teh computer is doing, they have not LEARNT the computer, they have LEARNT the program.

      It's the same in every industry. How many people know how their TVs work, or their cars, or their cellphones? Back in the day, the only people who had these things were engineers, now everyone has them. Eventually, the pure-IT people will be like garage mechanics.

      The traditional IT workers who can't dress to save there lives and have little social skills are finding it alot harder to compete with these socially adept creatures, and thus the attitude of the workers and the employees has changed

      In a mature technology, the problem is not "how to do it", but rather "what should we do". IT always used to be about the former, but now it is about the latter. It is so easy with modern tools to build bread-and-butter applications that it is more important to work out what applications should be built - the complexity is no longer in the technology, but in the application of the technology, how it represents and manipulates data in the "real world". To answer those questions, you need to have good communication and social skills so you can find out what the people paying your salary actually want do, then you need to work out how to use computers to do that.

      That's not a bad thing; you can't outsource it to India, it relies on the IT people being right there in the thick of things. People who can't adapt to the new way are going to find themselves in an increasingly precarious position in the job market.

    3. Re:Its not just the dress code.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've found that in my area, companies are going for the cheapest solution they can find.

      Here's your choices of potential employees for an internet service based company. The job is Phone monkey:
      MCSE that specializes in Networking, and has used your whitepapers and chats with other employees to figure out how your product works (down to some minute details), has worked with IT for a couple years, and has good/great references. Dresses in slacks and a button down for the interview.
      or
      Some kid that's just graduated from highschool, knows how to set up dial up networking on his home PC, comes in dressed in a suit and tie, asks questions about the company (cause he hasn't done his homework yet) and can answer the *snicker* extremely technical questions that are asked like "what does TCP/IP stand for/do?" or "what is POP3?"

      It's just a phone monkey position and therefore most HR people will say that the second person will work for less and therefore he get's the job. Some will say the first person is overqualified for the position.....now, first, let's say that both will accept the same rate of pay. Second, WTF is overqualified? Do you not want to provide your clients/customers with the best support they can get? Would you rather have your customers call up and have the monkey go through a script to find out what might be wrong, or would you rather someone who can actually dig in and figure out the problem with the customer doing as little as possible?

      I say that management generally don't know the value of a skilled IT person. They assume that since their little neice or nephew can find a file and they can't that their neice/nephew would be more geared for the position than they are. If more managers would start looking for talent (I mean actual talent, not just some guy who can chat online) then being an "IT" person would start to mean something again....now we are just a joke....or maybe just me...don't know anymore :)
      Z

    4. Re:Its not just the dress code.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ``the problem is not "how to do it", but rather "what should we do"''

      But more and more if you've ever inherit someone else's application/implementation of a process you find way to much evidence of the developer's following the ``what should we do'' philosophy and far too little of the ``how to do it'' leaving you with a real mess when the application needs to be adapted to fit into an ever-changing business environment. Who cares how you do it so long as you made the deadline, eh? Well the people who have to support the damned thing care. Unless you're the type that merely shrugs their shoulders and spends all that money again to re-invent the wheel for the umpteenth time.

    5. Re:Its not just the dress code.. by jez_f · · Score: 1

      I had a discussion about this with a friend not so long ago.

      For 10 years or longer there were people going into computers because that is what they loved. They had their BBc micro or whatever (please don't get into a 'my first pc was' thread) and learnt to hack on it. Their skills changed as they got older but they had coding ingraned in their brains. It is like somone who learns piano from the age of five, they will be able to play on a level that somone who starts learning at the age of 20 never will.

      the last fiew years people have had Megadrives/PSX is whatever. That you can't code on.

      People still learned to code cause there were loadsa jobs but they don't live and breath computers

      Now the jobs and the money are thining out so there may be a migration away from this, I don't know

      I think the garage mechanic analogy is good. Some people do it cause its a job some people do it cause they love cars (or even engines).

      OT (or possibly on topic after the ramble above). Started new job today, turned up in suit and was confronted with the MD saying 'what are you whereing that for it is casual dress here'. I am a happy man

    6. Re:Its not just the dress code.. by dswan69 · · Score: 1
      It is like somone who learns piano from the age of five, they will be able to play on a level that somone who starts learning at the age of 20 never will.

      A common myth, but in fact absolute rubbish. The evidence is actually just the contrary. Like all skills things like musical instruments and coding require practice and it makes no difference when you start practicing.

    7. Re:Its not just the dress code.. by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

      ...they have not LEARNT the computer, they have LEARNT the program.

      But at least they have LEARNED English (one hopes)...

  42. Depends on the environment... by TJ+Miller+jr · · Score: 1

    If the place of business is professional, then yes I will 'suit-up'... If the guy is willing to write big checks, I'm willing to provide the suit coat with an inside pocket to securely insert that check into. OTOH, if the place is casual, then go for it. As old-fashioned as it sounds, your dress does speak for your competence in the presence of the higher-ups, especially the technically illiterate ones. If you want to be taken seriously, then at least dress yourself seriously. Now, in the classroom, I wear professional but comfortable clothing - since I teach Comp Sci (and my curricula does involve a lot of hands-on work), this is usually informal, meaning suit pants and shirt, but usually no tie or jacket.

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    1. Re:Depends on the environment... by e2d2 · · Score: 2

      Good point. Unfortunately people do judge you on your appearance. I think we would all love it to come to work in our most comfortable clothes but sometimes the situation dictates otherwise. Even in blue collar work it applies - I once worked as an electrician and my foreman would always say "Dress where you want to be, not where you are". This is a pretty small sacrifice for the reward.

      Besides, sometimes it feels good to slip on some nice dress clothes and wow the higher ups. They tend to think that all of us "slackers" can't shine ourselves up. It's great to disappoint those types. Especially when they are writing big checks.

    2. Re:Depends on the environment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dress codes aren't a problem unless they are inflexible. I work at a large company where the internal IT department is about 200 people. We have a flexible dress code. If you pull cable all day, then jeans and a polo are just fine. If you meet external customers you wear a suit and tie.

      You are expected to dress 'reasonably' depending on the circumstances. For most techs who are not 'workleaders' any nice casual is ok. I wore dress shorts, sandals, and golf-shirts all summer until I was promoted to work-leader. Of course, if a customer meeting was scheduled I'd wear something a bit more formal.

      The key to a dress code is to make it flexible, and reasonable. Not rigid and dogmatic.

  43. Nothing but ties by jmertic · · Score: 1

    In both places I've worked, a public school system and in a financial services company, we've had to wear ties. However, I was part time at the school system so all I've had to do was not wear something tasteful ( jeans/t-shirt OK ), unless I wanted to be jockeying for a full time post like some of the tools here were.

    Honestly, unless you're in meetings or what not, I just can't see the purpose of ties. Most of the consultant types that pass thru here are in the polo shirt w/ kahkis or jeans routine, which I think should be a norm for IT people who (a) mainly program since you want to be comfortable yet presentable or (b) mainly service equipment or do field work since you are generally are on the floor or under a desk mucking with computers.

    1. Re:Nothing but ties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that people feel they 'need' to have a piece of cloth wrapped around their neck, ever?

      I don't see the point at all. If someone wants me to wear a tie, they'd better be prepared to strangle me with the fucker.

  44. Not likely by Vigilante42 · · Score: 1
    The article can only refer to the worst testerone filled dot-com (code-like-hell) shops. Sure their environment will be rather different, if they will be around at all that is...

    As for more traditional corporations, where most of the dot-com hype was never adopted anyway, the current change is rather positive than negative.

    Finally, 20 years after Peopleware, it seems like people have actually started to notice that people and teams are first-order effects. The current agility hype is sure helping. (Let's hope it doesn't go too far...)

    I recently managed to convince a (very traditional) organisation to go for dual monitors for a team of developers (14 ppl). That would just not have happened a couple of years ago.

    "The increase in productivity is not worth the extra cost and it takes away from the key focus, which has to be work."

    I'm sorry Paul Rush, but you are a moron.
    1. Re:Not likely by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      I recently managed to convince a (very traditional) organisation to go for dual monitors for a team of developers (14 ppl). That would just not have happened a couple of years ago.

      Of course, unless you're talking LCD screens, the cost would've been about twice as much a couple years ago, too.

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  45. A Swedish Perspective by e8johan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here in Sweden the dresscode has never been too strict, nor is it going to be, in the engineering sector. Of cource I wear a suite and tie when I'm on a customer meeting (but on-one forces me into doing that, I just want to make a good impression), but except from that I go with what ever I feel like. Naturally, one can't look/smell like a bozo, but a t-shirt and jeans (or shorts) is OK.

    1. Re:A Swedish Perspective by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

      Nah. If your music is heavy and your country is swell you can let also the hygiene slide a little.

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  46. Also do not forget that ... by Pat__ · · Score: 1

    Suits Generate Bogons! so beware!

  47. California Style by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Can't wear tennis shoes anymore, but Birkenstocks and Tevas are acceptable. Go figure.

    At least I don't have to wear a tie anymore, like that stupid Philly mob made me wear back east.

    "There, you look so much better, don't you feel better?" "No, I feel asphixiated, excuse me while I go work on my resume."

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    1. Re:California Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here I sit, in the middle of Silicon Valley, wearing Airwalks, shorts, and a t-shirt. I doubt I'd ever be pressured into wearing a suit.

    2. Re:California Style by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Here I sit, in the middle of Silicon Valley, wearing Airwalks, shorts, and a t-shirt. I doubt I'd ever be pressured into wearing a suit.

      Yeah, well I sit in the middle of the valley, too, and all it takes is a change in management, not too uncommon with all the restructuring these days. All you need is some fashion nazi as your department head and it's off to Mervyn's and Penney's you go.

      When I started I was wearing t-shirts, blue jeans and sneaks, shorts not allowed. My old job in Watsonville, for Skyway (a truly cool place when I started there) allowed shorts.

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  48. The secret is not to dress too well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the hope of some pay rises I dress poorly.

    I really don't give a fuck about dress anymore.

    I will wear shorts in the summer as it is bloody hot. Sure people give you strange looks but at least I won't be sweating like a pig.

    I try to wear tee-shirts promoting Debian and open source whenever possible.

    Not smelling like a shithouse is a higher priority!

  49. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by Kanon · · Score: 2

    What he said only without the sarcasm :)

  50. My main complaint about suits... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

    Is that they're so damn hot. I'll wear a suit as soon as they come with personal air conditioning, or when the company decides to keep the building at 60 degrees year round.

    Otherwise, the image I'd present to whoever walks in would be a guy who just got out of the bathtub, with his clothes on.

    Fortunately, my job only requires slacks and a button down shirt. My last job only required that I didn't wear cutoffs, bare my midriff, or have any profanity on me. Hopefully my next job won't get any stricter on the dress code.

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    1. Re:My main complaint about suits... by pablo.cl · · Score: 1

      Isn't 72 degrees F the most comfortable temperature? At 60 F you need a coat!

  51. It all Depends.. by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Started out with EDS, which in those days you couldn't get much stricter in dress code.. the poor sales guys were even told WHERE to buy their clothes..

    Then the far opposite, where Dockers and polo shirts were overdress...

    I think it really all depends on what industry you work in. You dont wear a 3 piece suit in a automotive plant, but dont forget your tie in an attorneys office..

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    1. Re:It all Depends.. by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      "Started out with EDS, which in those days you couldn't get much stricter in dress code.. the poor sales guys were even told WHERE to buy their clothes.."

      Makes perfect sense... People with the dress sense of the average programmer or even sales guy should not be allowed to go buy a suit on their own. Send those people to go buy a dress and they show up in a green one, or a really cheap one with a horrible fit. And for gods sake give some thought to the shirt and tie to go with it. No Bugs Bunny or other "novelty" ties. No tie clips. Double breasted is only for older folks, people. As for colors, only dark blue or dark gray is acceptable. Go easy on the pinstripe.

      I wish people would either wear a suit properly or just don't bother and go casual. In case suits are a requirement, I am all for sending the employees off to a haberdasher that will turn them out decently.

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    2. Re:It all Depends.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, another way of looking at it, is if the
      organization that insists on business suits and
      white shirts and club ties for everyone, then it's
      probable that their senior executives want
      everyone to look the same, so that when the shit
      hits the fan, and the SEC comes looking for the
      assholes that sunk the company, they'll have
      trouble telling the senior execs with the gold
      golf clubs apart from the geeks who run around
      talking to each other in PERL.

      It's those same senior execs who will insist on
      depressing creativity and innovation just to make
      sure that their petty rules are followed, since
      they are incapable of figuring how to make money
      the old fashioned way - sell the customer a
      product (or service) that's a real value, and
      treat their employees with dignity and respect.

      Something about Enron comes to mind here ...

  52. Don't worry: the guy is just a moron by yndrd · · Score: 1

    Anyone with this quote has to have been kicked in the head by a mule at some point in his life:

    "People see any additional expenditure as fun and that means you don't have to go for that additional comfort for your employees because you don't need to do it anymore because you don't need to compete to hold on to your employees," Rush adds.

    Huh?

    This guy is just some nobody recruiter churning out his hr-speak. Pay it no mind.

  53. Solution by oPless · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Start own business.

    This would stop most of this nonsense, if enough people left their jobs to do real IT work. Not content with the crass stupidity at paying
    salaries at early 90s levels, they want to
    also want the workforce to wear suits?

    Interestingly enough, I have some questions to employers, and government:
    • Why is there no Union for IT workers?
    • Why is the current practice of laying off your IT staff, then "re-employing" them as contractors (at a lower rate) not illegal?
    • Why is most of the programming work done overseas, where you have to ridiculously overspecify the project to get maintainable/extendable code?
    • Why are our governments allowing Visas for people to do IT work, when there are IT people available for work in their own country?
    • Why do employers/government wish to abuse our human rights read our email, and look at the websites we read?
    • Why does this kind of article make me sick?


    (This is not a comprehensive list btw) ... answers wrapped around a brick and thrown through your representatives window please.

    1. Re:Solution by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Answers...

      "Why is there no Union for IT workers?"
      Because IT workers haven't goitten off their (collective) dead ass and organized one. C'mon - do you think trucking companized organized their own employees to form the teamsters?

      "Why is the current practice of laying off your IT staff, then "re-employing" them as contractors (at a lower rate) not illegal?"
      Because the fact that so many workers are willing to go back to work as contractors has made it feasible. Oh, and IT workers aren't unionized - see above.

      "Why is most of the programming work done overseas, where you have to ridiculously overspecify the project to get maintainable/extendable code?"
      Because its' cheaper?

      "Why are our governments allowing Visas for people to do IT work, when there are IT people available for work in their own country?
      Because apparently it's more cost effective to spend the money to lobby congressmen and women than to pay the wages that the IT free market was demanding at the time.

      "Why do employers/government wish to abuse our human rights read our email, and look at the websites we read?"
      Human rights? Not even going to bother...

      "Why does this kind of article make me sick?"
      Weak constitution?

      --
      "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
    2. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Answer:

      One word. Money.

      Except for the last question. ; )

    3. Re:Solution by Valpis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why is most of the programming work done overseas, where you have to ridiculously overspecify the project to get maintainable/extendable code?

      Most of my specs are written on PostIt, if I am lucky to get some at all...

      --
      who shot the cat in the hat to experiment is insane
    4. Re:Solution by StormReaver · · Score: 3, Informative

      "* Why is there no Union for IT workers?"

      Probably because for the most part and until recently, I.T. people were treated well. Unions form when working conditions become unbearable for the workers. Interestingly, this may be a good ploy for disgruntled employees whos jobs are teetering. Get all those employees together and start talking Union. I wonder how quickly conditions would improve at work since employers absolutely hate to hear union talk. But there's little they can do about about it because it's illegal to fire workers for attempting to form a union.

      "* Why is the current practice of laying off your IT staff, then "re-employing" them as contractors (at a lower rate) not illegal?"

      Probably because I.T. workers haven't organized to oppose this (see answer to first question, which probably answers all the rest). Having seen and heard how unions operate, though, I'm not sure which is worse: Union, or no Union.

    5. Re:Solution by spoonyfork · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why is there no Union for IT workers?

      I would answer that with a question. Are there unions of other white collar sallaried professionals? If so, look to why they created a union.

      Why is the current practice of laying off your IT staff, then "re-employing" them as contractors (at a lower rate) not illegal?

      Because they are not employeed under contractual agreement.

      Why is most of the programming work done overseas, where you have to ridiculously overspecify the project to get maintainable/extendable code?

      I don't know what being overseas has to do with this question but unless the project scope is very clearly defined, it is difficult to develop and maintain code for it. The example you are thinking of was probably burned on this before and decided to do (in my opinion) the right thing.

      Why are our governments allowing Visas for people to do IT work, when there are IT people available for work in their own country?

      Availability of IT workers isn't the issue. This is around the cost and quality of the IT workers. They can get them better and cheaper from places like Pakistan, India, and China. They work longer hours for less pay and generally have a higher level of experience and education. The US has a history (hundreds of years) of indentured servatude. That's how my family got here from Europe.

      Why do employers/government wish to abuse our human rights read our email, and look at the websites we read?

      Access to email and websites is not a basic human right recognized by any government. Besides, the company owns the computer and networks you are using for your own personal interest. They have the right to know how they are used when they are responsible for them and while they are paying for them. Sorry, they own the computers and what occurs on them, not you.

      Why does this kind of article make me sick?

      Dress codes are a symptom of authority and order. It would appear to me by your questions that you have issues with both. I would ask your parents or your therapist why you have problems with them.

      --
      Speak truth to power.
    6. Re:Solution by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Why is there no Union for IT workers?

      We've never needed one, but I wonder. There's a lot of bad stuff going down in the tech world lately. Bad laws especially, but also good-to-honest corruption in the government (Microsoft political pressure etc). And of course you have shady working practices now, which wasn't always the case.

      I wonder what would happen if we did organize a union. Most big unions ensure their members are happy through the threat of strike. Well, that wouldn't work too well for the IT industry, as there tend not to be many of us in most companies, perhaps some sys admins and some programmers. And like I said, the issues tend to be more ones that affect us all as an industry, as opposed to single organizations.

      Just imagine if the US govt passed whichever mad law it is that would outlaw Linux (CCTPDA??). If I remember correctly, Europe has an equivalent in the works. I think most of us, even those who didn't use Linux, would be pretty pissed. What would happen to the Western economy if parts of the net were sort of shut down for a few days? I think they'd get the picture.

      Right now of course this is just paranoid speculation, but in the future, who knows. We may suddenly find we need to start standing up for the tech industry.

    7. Re:Solution by csguy314 · · Score: 2, Funny
      • Why is there no Union for IT workers?

        Because union meetings would amount to drinking beer and eating pizza. And thus our union demands would amount to asking for more beer and pizza.

      • Why is the current practice of laying off your IT staff, then "re-employing" them as contractors (at a lower rate) not illegal?

        Because we as IT staff are cheap and plentiful. Just ask all the /.ers that are unemployed.

      • Why is most of the programming work done overseas, where you have to ridiculously overspecify the project to get maintainable/extendable code?

        because they're cheaper...?

      • Why are our governments allowing Visas for people to do IT work, when there are IT people available for work in their own country?

        See last response...

      • Why do employers/government wish to abuse our human rights read our email, and look at the websites we read?

        because we email each other crap and read pr0n.

      • Why does this kind of article make me sick?

        Not enough pr0n?

      --
      This is left as an exercise for the reader.
    8. Re:Solution by azadrozny · · Score: 1
      Why is there no Union for IT workers?

      Why is a Union necessary? Gone are the days where people were huddled into rat infested sweat shops working for pennies an hour (in the US anyway). I feel that I am well compensated and well treated for what I do. If that were to ever change all I have to do is ask my employer to correct it or I find a new job.

      There are so many reason I am glad I am not part of a union. Once you are part of a union everything is about seniority. It doesn't matter how well you do a job, you can't be promoted or fired if you have more time on the job than the next person. In addition, if I am garunteeded the same raise as the next guy what is my incentive to do better? The list goes on and on. I believe that if unions were to creap their way into the IT industry productivity would go way down.

    9. Re:Solution by jb_nizet · · Score: 1
      Access to email and websites is not a basic human right recognized by any government. Besides, the company owns the computer and networks you are using for your own personal interest. They have the right to know how they are used when they are responsible for them and while they are paying for them. Sorry, they own the computers and what occurs on them, not you.

      This is plain stupid. They also own the phones you're using, but I doubt that allows them listening to the private conversations you might have on the phone at work.

      Fact is, email is used to communicate with the outside world. If they allow you to disclose your office email address, then they implicitely accept that you receive private messages at this address. And private messages are ... well, private.

      BTW, some countries make it illegal for an employer to read the mails you send and receive at work. France is one of them.

      JB

    10. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that were to ever change all I have to do is ask my employer to correct it or I find a new job.

      That works fine when you're in your twenties, and even well into your thirties. When you're forty and fifty, you can't just find another job -- no one else will hire you, because there's all those twenty and thirty year olds out there that they can hire instead. When you get older and you ask your employer to "correct it", they'll tell you to take it or hit the road. That is when you'll start to see some advantages to unionizing. Of course, it'll be too late then.

      Once you are part of a union everything is about seniority.

      That's because it's the older workers that need the protection. But don't worry, I'm sure you'll never be old.... right?

      Stop thinking in terms of this afternoon's deadlines, and start thinking in terms of decades. It will change your perspective.

    11. Re:Solution by servies · · Score: 1

      I can only give an answer to the 4th question.
      Because you can't do the job or you won't do the job. The company I'm working for is currently building up an office in the U.S and we're having problems getting people to stay with us. Apparantly it's the mentality in the U.S. to switch jobs every year or even more often and it takes some time to find your way in the code of our software.
      Because of that we have to place people from here (the Netherlands) in the U.S. to get the work done for our customers over there.

    12. Re:Solution by azadrozny · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I always think in decades. When I am forty and fifty I don't plan on competing for the same jobs as people in their twenties and thirties. Noone is going to hire a 25 year old program manager, because people with those skills, at that age don't exists. There are skills you can only obtain through life experience and education. I am currently going to school for a Masters degree. It won't do much to help me now, but it will set me apart from the rest in 10 years. Any time a good oportunity for advancement presents itself I jump on it. I recognize that older people can be left behind, but I don't think that paying union dues to the Teamsters is going to help me grow and prosper.

    13. Re:Solution by lordmage · · Score: 1

      Find out about your phone, for our companies policy has the statement that phones are for official use only. They can listen to any conversation on any line at any time.

      They dont generally do this. It can be done and is perfectly legal.

      --
      I can program myself out of a Hello World Contest!!
    14. Re:Solution by lordmage · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you have been told a company line so that you are paid less and given less than others. Well run companies keep people happy and employed. I have been working at the same company for going on 9 years now. If I move it wont be because of compensation, but because I want a different challenge.

      Do you have 401K? A retirement Plan? Health Services? Getting paid over 60K minimum starting? Have an office? New car? Wife? etc..

      A company would not keep its workers for 2 reasons: 1. Compensation is bad, and 2. The work is lame. If you are liking the work, then its number 1. Figure out for yourself how badly you are being used.

      --
      I can program myself out of a Hello World Contest!!
    15. Re:Solution by jb_nizet · · Score: 1

      I live in France, and am pretty sure it's illegal. Now, in the US, it might be a different story. The next time Americans talk me about free speech, I'll have a good laugh!

    16. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Large Corporations get to buy their labor cheap, since they've lobbied and bought off congress, which has increased the number of visas. We're not talking about free trade here, but selective wage controls. Can you hire a plumber or accountant or carpenter from India? The only segment of developed society that benefits from global inequities is the very rich. Their criminal control of the democratic process is shrinking the middle class, moving the 1st world closer to the 3rd in terms of inequity of income and wealth.

      In theory, the democratic process would remove such unbalanced control. However, democracy is only as good as the means of news reporting, which is owned by the same segment of society benefiting from the current imbalance. For instance here in the US, mainstream media only reports a portion of the news. If you don't believe me, listen to counterspin at www.fair.org, and democracy now at www.democracynow.org, and mp3 news broadcasts at http://www.radio4all.net/.

      The voting public has been misled, so they still vote for leaders and lawmakers who are working towards the interests of only the richest class of society.

      The richest class doesn't want to pay $100K for a hotshot programmer, even if that programmer gives everything they have to give, and produces well over $100K per year in value. They own congress, congress passes legislation to allow them to bring in cheap labor only in the skill sets where they are frustrated with high wages, and those of us with high industrialized society mortgages and living expenses are tossed out with the obsolete servers.

    17. Re:Solution by thomasdelbert · · Score: 1

      Why is there no Union for IT workers?

      There are, in some areas, unions for IT workers. Unions don't solve problems, they are merely a symptom. Non-unionized dot-com - cuts 30% of its work force to avoid going under. Unionized dot-com - goes under.

      You have to remember that we are in an industry that hasn't yet matured, and we are an industry that grows and shrinks in size quite frequently and quite wildly. This is reality. Unions can't stop reality - they only make it more painful.

      Why is the current practice of laying off your IT staff, then "re-employing" them as contractors (at a lower rate) not illegal?

      A company has the right to do what it needs to do to stay alive. When you make getting rid of you ore difficult, you also make hiring you more difficult and risky.

      Why is most of the programming work done overseas, where you have to ridiculously overspecify the project to get maintainable/extendable code?

      So the rest of the world should be allowed to write software? Only Americans can do that? Only Americans are capable of writing maintainable software? Should Americans not be allowed to import software then?

      Why are our governments allowing Visas for people to do IT work, when there are IT people available for work in their own country?

      Do you think it makes sense that as soon as a people become available that all foreigners should head out, taking all of their domain knowledge with them? Companies don't bring foreigners in during hard times, unless they have something that is hard to find locally - it's too costly.
      Most of the foreigners that came in, came in during good times. Some left when the economy went bad. Some didn't. Why don't you look at the statistics for H1-B Visa issuing. Quotas ran out during the summers of every year until maybe 2000. I think there were plently left over in 2001 and 2002 though.

      Why do employers/government wish to abuse our human rights read our email, and look at the websites we read?

      If your employer is reading your mail, they are not abusing your rights. The employer has the right to monitor what goes through their networks, and monitor what you are doing on company time with company resources.

      Why does this kind of article make me sick?

      You view anything that causes you displeasure as abuse.

      --
      ___ This sig is in boldface to emphasize its importance!
    18. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is there no Union for IT workers?

      I would answer that with a question. Are there unions of other white collar sallaried professionals? If so, look to why they created a union.

      You mean like Airline pilots?

    19. Re:Solution by ipjohnson · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say its infringing on your right to free speech but rather your privacy ..... I mean you can say what ever you want its just not private. The fact is your not paying for the call the company is and they can set rules on the call. Not to say I think its right or that I would be fine if my company listened to my phone calls ....

    20. Re:Solution by bomb_number_20 · · Score: 1

      Apparantly it's the mentality in the U.S. to switch jobs every year or even more often and it takes some time to find your way in the code of our software.

      I agree with you completely. I recently graduated and have been (unsuccessfully) looking for work for around 3 months. Ideally, I would like to find a job where I can get my foot in the door, learn something and work my way up over an extended period of time. Most of my friends have tech-related jobs and all of them laugh at me saying that if I work at a job more than a year or two I essentially have to explain my laziness at my next interview.

      It just doesn't make sense to me. Most of the people I know aren't willing to give anything to the company they work for, yet expect everything in return. Realistically, why should a company sink money into an employee if it knows they are just going to turn around and leave in a year?

      It used to be that after you finished school (high school or otherwise), you found a job and worked there for 20-30 years. You had, for the most part, job security and could look forward to some sort of retirement.

      Those days are gone. Personally, I think it's mostly due to greed and the MTV-induced need for selfish instant gratification. People aren't willing to give anything to get anything anymore.

      --
      That's ok, Jesus likes me anyway.
    21. Re:Solution by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

      Good example. Now the question is, why are they unionized?

      --
      Speak truth to power.
    22. Re:Solution by dghcasp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why is there no Union for IT workers?

      Because generally IT workers are strongly against it... Many of them fit the stereotype of "I must dominate by being thought smarter than the others" and thus resist unionization because they fear that they will be judged on something other than intellectual domination, or that they will ever have to be part of a "united front."

      Why is laying off workers and re-hiring them as contractors not illegal?

      Because government makes laws, businesses donate to government, and workers just whine because they have no cohesive voice (see item 1.) How many techs do you know who would be willing to participate in a general strike or walkout to protect rights of others? I think it'd be more like "If they need protection, that shows they're not elite enough and should be culled."

      Why is government allowing foreign workers?

      Because they're well trained, extremely happy to be making a huge wage (compared to at home) and thus work hard, don't have the whole "cowboy" attitude and work well in teams?

      Why does this kind of article make me sick?

      Because you're assuming that the world should work according to your way of thinking instead of the way it actually does.

    23. Re:Solution by geekoid · · Score: 2

      How long would a company keep running if there sysadmins and/or programmer went on strike together? not long, I'd wager.
      A IT Union would be incredibly powerfull, since a strike would effect every human being in the country immediatly.
      You couldn't run cash registers, atm systems, credit card systems, internet connectivity, etc...

      Sure, these thing are 'automateed' but in my experience there is always an issue that needs to be resolved immediatly.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    24. Re:Solution by bandy · · Score: 1

      The days of "job for life" ended before MTV was introduced. Try again.

      --
      "You might as well get your son a ticket to hell as give him a five string banjo." -unknown minister
    25. Re:Solution by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "Because they're well trained, extremely happy to be making a huge wage (compared to at home) and thus work hard, don't have the whole "cowboy" attitude and work well in teams? "

      As someone who makes a lot of money rewritting/fixing code written by foriegn coders, I would say that most shops overseas arn't well trained, but management dosn't know how to tell the difference, so they just go with cheap.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    26. Re:Solution by oPless · · Score: 2

      My experiance with foriegn coder is similar. Cheap Code != Good Code.

      As little as possible will be done to meet specifications. No thought to maintainablility/Extensability, etc.

      I wasted about 6 months of my life rewriting huge chunks of code, some of it was clearly cut and pasted from MSDN and "cleverly" munged into C++. Not a particularly value for money. They'd (my ex company) would have had equal or better results from a hacker fresh out of highschool.

    27. Re:Solution by oPless · · Score: 2

      So why doesn't someone do something about it!?!

      It's a bloody good idea no? Imagine if only a quater of IT personel signed up in the US alone. They'd be a huge lobbying faction to rival the Teamsters etc.

      Damn, I'm turning into a communist! ;-)

    28. Re:Solution by oPless · · Score: 2

      Why is most of the programming work done overseas, where you have to ridiculously overspecify the project to get maintainable/extendable code?

      I don't know what being overseas has to do with this question but unless the project scope is very clearly defined, it is difficult to develop and maintain code for it. The example you are thinking of was probably burned on this before and decided to do (in my opinion) the right thing.


      Actually if you specify TOO much, you might as well write the code yourself.


      Dress codes are a symptom of authority and order. It would appear to me by your questions that you have issues with both. I would ask your parents or your therapist why you have problems with them.


      Thats pretty low, of course I have issues with authority. Especially ones that lie, cheat and decieve. I recently took out a mortgage on the basis of information than the MD clearly stated when asked the question "Will I have my Job in 6 months time, I'm considering buying a house". The firm went belly up the month after purchase! Maybe I'm bitter about it, but you've just destroyed any credability you may have had by that childish remark.

      If there is one good thing the battering the IT industry has had, is that a lot of the cowboys have gone back to be taxi drivers and whatnot, and it appears the UK job scene has hit rock bottom. Though who knows when they'll take another MSCE(or whatever the "qualification of the day" is) and come back and flood the market. Ah well...
    29. Re:Solution by coaxial · · Score: 2
      I would answer that with a question. Are there unions of other white collar sallaried professionals?

      Yes. The Society of Professional Engineering Employees in Aerospace. Local 2001 of the The International Federatation of Professional and Technical Engineers. SPEEA represents the 24,500 engineers, technical workers, and other professional employees at Boeing.

      Availability of IT workers isn't the issue. This is around the cost and quality of the IT workers. They can get them better and cheaper from places like Pakistan, India, and China. They work longer hours for less pay and generally have a higher level of experience and education. The US has a history (hundreds of years) of indentured servatude. That's how my family got here from Europe.

      I'm not antiimmigrant like the original poster ("Damn foriegners taken our jobs."), but I am dismayed by you apologizing for wanton exploitation of these workers.

      You're right. Availabilty was just a cover story. It is just a ploy to push down wages. As far as getting them "better", I'd take exception to that. The United States is widely regarded as having one of the best higher education systems in the world. So the relavent education difference between natural born Americans and immigrants, is nothing.

      Paying H1Bs less is illegal, plain and simple. Companies get away with it for a variety of reasons.
      1. Are ignorant of the laws
      2. Are ignorant of the prevailing wages
      3. Are afraid to speak up because they don't want to
        1. get fired and then sued by their previous employer for breaking the employment contract
        2. are afraid immigration problems
      4. Come from a culture where it is expected/accepted that they will be exploited unfairly.

      Accepting and immoral and illegal acts is completely indefensible, but then again what should I expect from someone that just defended slavery, and has been rightfuly outlawed under the 13th Amendment. Past crimes do not justify future crimes.

      You also probably think that labor laws in any form are immoral. ("Hey if he wants to dive naked in a vat of carcinogens for two cents a day, why not?" Ummm, because desperate people do desperate things? There's a social contract to protect the weakest? There a minimum standards of human dignity...)

      If you think I'm full of shit perhaps you can get a nice warm feeling by reading another slavery apologist.

      Besides, the company owns the computer and networks you are using for your own personal interest. They have the right to know how they are used when they are responsible for them and while they are paying for them.

      This is your strongest argument, but here's a question for you. The companies own the phones. They own the wires (inside the company at least). They pay the phone bills. However they can not listen in to your phone calls? This is an illegal wiretap. What's the difference?

      Dress codes are a symptom of authority and order. It would appear to me by your questions that you have issues with both.

      Uniforms make sense when your dealing with the public, or when it's a safety issue (think antistatic smocks, overalls, etc.) but when you're not, its simply a petty control issue. It strikes me that those enforcing dress codes have control issues, and those that enjoy them have issues where they feel the need to be dominated.
    30. Re:Solution by spoonyfork · · Score: 2

      Accepting and immoral and illegal acts is completely indefensible, but then again what should I expect from someone that just defended slavery, and has been rightfuly outlawed under the 13th Amendment. Past crimes do not justify future crimes.

      I appreciate your reply and I believe in your sincerity. At the risk of being baited for a flame/troll, I would however ask you to re-read my post. I did not in any way apologize for slavery or say that what the H1B's are going through in the US is acceptable and moral. I was merely stating the mode of thinking as to why companies like IBM Global Services are involved in this practice. My admission that my own family came to the US in a very similar way was included to show that I sympathize with their plight.

      What have I done to help out? I believe that all politics are local so I vote for respresentatives in my area that support (among other issues) immigrant rights.

      --
      Speak truth to power.
    31. Re:Solution by oPless · · Score: 2

      Interesting points, but you assume that I'm
      American, I'm not, I'm British, no make that
      English :)

      Unions make things more painful for companies,
      true. But they also stop stupid things like this
      happening. Also our respective governments would
      take an IT strike more seriously than any other
      Imagine all the computers being switched off
      in the banking/local government due to a strike
      chaos no? At the risk of being labeled a
      socialist (I'm not, heh) us guys in IT should
      bloody well get our fingers out.
      With a political movement such as a union, WE
      would have some measure of CONTROL over the
      government. The Teamsters are quite a powerful
      organisation in the USA if I'm reading the
      figures correctly on opensecrets :-)
      Want to do something about RIAA/etc?
      lobbying is the answer ... the same tactics
      as M$ and RIAA (et al) use.

      Visas, H1-B was a problem for the US much like
      the fasttrack visas are in the UK (until
      organised lobbying actually won some concessions)

      As for a lot of work going out to foriegn
      countries where very little effort is done
      to get the code up to spec. It's true -
      you get what you pay for. Management
      *will* get burnt for this it's just a matter
      of time.

      If you take that attitude about company email,
      then you won't have any problem with the
      government listening to you phone calls and
      opening your post will you? After all it's
      their country that you're living in.
      Did someone say the consitution? (We don't
      have this in the UK) While we're at it why
      don't you just bring slavery back while you're
      at it? Hmm ?

      Your last comment is some what true. Most things
      that cause me displeasure is actually absue,
      and so it should do you too! I for one hate
      to think that we as the western world are going
      back to indentured servitude to self serving
      corporations that think that going back to
      similar tricks of the industrial revolution
      is actually a good thing.

    32. Re:Solution by coaxial · · Score: 1

      I appreciate your reply and I believe in your sincerity. At the risk of being baited for a flame/troll, I would however ask you to re-read my post. I did not in any way apologize for slavery or say that what the H1B's are going through in the US is acceptable and moral.

      I reread it, and I can see where you're not apologizing; but in my defense, I'd say your intentions were unclear from that paragraph. On a personal note, I'm glad to see you're not a nut job. :)

      What have I done to help out? I believe that all politics are local so I vote for respresentatives in my area that support (among other issues) immigrant rights.

      WHOA! A voter! :)

  54. Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by jsimon12 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not kaki pants and a sport jacket, but an actual suit!

    Oh my! Heaven forbid!!!


    Have you ever had to wear a suit and tie to work everyday? It is one royal pain in the ass, getting stuff presses at the cleaners, scratchy collars, wool suits in the summer. I did it for 5 years at EDS (they were very strict, you couldn't leave their cube without your suit coat on, that and they are based in Texas, can you say 100 degree summers). Suffice to say requireing programmer/engineer types to wear suits is gonna do NOTHING for the good, buissness casual is about the limit. Requiring suits just makes the execs feel better.

    Which group of programmers would you hire, a room full of suit wearing 9-5r's or a room full of cheesy-poof eating coffee drinking work around the clock for 3 days straight types (wearing god knows what). Sure you wouldn't want to show the second group to investers, but I bet you would have better code and happier employees (who will stay with you) then the first group.

    1. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The only people calling for programmers to wear suits are the sales weasels and functionless middle managers that already have to wear them. They want everyone to be as miserable as they (and hey, those things aint cheap either) Fortunately none of the companies in Florida that I'm aware of have such a stupid requirement. I see some old guys in Sales that wear suits out of stubborn habit, but most people seem to realise that being pitted out and sweaty is even worse than *gasp* not conforming to made up corporate costume requirements... Certainly not the one I work for. If they tried to enforce that on the programmers, they would quickly have no product. Yea they'd have the source code, but good luck getting someone who really understood it and was willing to wear a monkey suit at the same time.

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    2. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by ckokotay · · Score: 1

      I work for EDS as well, but on the client site, which is a Steel Plant. Jeans and any shirt are the norm - completely casual, not business casual. I guess it depends on where you are. I can just see ruining a 500 dollar suit out in the Melt shop....

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    3. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Which group of programmers would you hire, a room full of suit wearing 9-5r's or a room full of cheesy-poof eating coffee drinking work around the clock for 3 days straight types (wearing god knows what). Sure you wouldn't want to show the second group to investers..."

      Why on earth not? That's just as stupid as the manager demanding everyone clean up their desks and looks sharp because the CEO is visiting the department. Execs and stockholders are not incredible neat freaks who will have a stroke at the sight of an untidy workplace with casually-dressed employees in it.

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    4. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Alioth · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Which group of programmers would you hire, a room full of suit wearing 9-5r's or a room full of cheesy-poof eating coffee drinking work around the clock for 3 days straight types (wearing god knows what).

      Neither. I know from personal experience that when you try and work x days straight (actually, typically more than 10 hours in a day) you go from being productive, to making as many mistakes as actual code - to negative productivity where you introduce more bugs than actual working code and break existing functionality.

      It is a myth that you'll get more work done by simply working more overtime. It's something our department learned the hard way. We were WAY more productive once we had a manager who refused to schedule work that would lead to overtime. We'd do MUCH more in a 40-hour work week than an 80-hour work week for many reasons: people were more alert, people were happier (they got to see their families and do their own thing).

    5. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by wrax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The first group. Dress really doesn't speak to programming quality, but it does to personal commitment to professionalism. I haven't looked at any statistics for this but it seems if you look sharp at the interview then people tend to take you more seriously than if you showed up wearing torn jeans and a KISS T-shirt. just my $.02 worth.

    6. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by tjensor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I wear a suit and tie every day to work. I have also had jobs IT where I did not wear a suit and tie. I have to say I prefer wearing the suit. When I get home, I can take off my suitm and there is a demarcation between work and home which can really help you relax.

      I eat cheesy-poofs. I drink an unhealthy amount of coffee. Hopefully my code is pretty good. My suit in no way reflects on this.

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    7. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Greyfox · · Score: 2
      IBM on the other hand has the worst reputation in the industry but is actually the most relaxed company I've ever worked for when it comes to dress code. They do ask you to dress up a bit when dealing with the customer face to face, but even there the old blue-suit days seem to be gone.

      It is my personal medical opinion (I am not a doctor, but I play one on TV) that ties cut off blood flow to the brain, which is why (IMHO) so many good programmers seem to go brain dead after they move to management.

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    8. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by kalos · · Score: 1

      Which group of programmers would you hire, a room full of suit wearing 9-5r's or a room full of cheesy-poof eating coffee drinking work around the clock for 3 days straight types (wearing god knows what)

      At my last job a returning client we were pitching to laughed at the new IT director who showed up to the meeting in a blazer and turtleneck sweater. It didn't help that he had no clue about anything he was talking about but they couldn't take him seriously in that outfit.

      If the trend is to revert back into a 1950's era IBM "Big Blue" mindset of suits then I'd rather work in retail again to be honest.

    9. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by kaisyain · · Score: 1

      Well then you are an idiot for wearing wool in the summer in Texas. You know they make suits out of other materials, right?

    10. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by blueorder · · Score: 1

      Yes, they do make suits out of other materials... Too bad many people can't afford a suit for every season...

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    11. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      Yes, they do make suits out of other materials...

      But I can't think of any that are cooler than a fine wool suit. Clue: wool != thick/heavy.

      Too bad many people can't afford a suit for every season...

      What, programmers who can't afford two suits? And do they actually have two seasons in Texas anyway?

    12. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by egriebel · · Score: 1
      Have you ever had to wear a suit and tie to work everyday? It is one royal pain in the ass, getting stuff presses at the cleaners, scratchy collars, wool suits in the summer.
      Yeah, I did it for 6 years. It's no big deal, something you get used to pretty quick. Try doing it in NYC in the summer, where the humidity is around 100% every day, where 20 degrees hotter in the subway tunnels.
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    13. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by rnturn · · Score: 3, Interesting
      ``That's just as stupid as the manager demanding everyone clean up their desks and looks sharp because the CEO is visiting the department.''

      Agreed, but I know of plenty of places where it seems the goal of management isn't so much turning out a good product but making sure everyone conforms. Casual dress, leaving papers on your desk when you leave at night, and (OH MY GOD!) personal effects tacked to the wall of the cubicle. In some dinosaur-brained managers' minds, these are all things that indicate a breakdown in management's authority and must be squashed. Not that there's indication that they're a detriment to employee's productivity.

      A department of a former employer actually purchased a laser printer for every employee's desk. The justification? If employees were required to get up and walk down the aisle to pick up a printout, they'd just stop and talk to coworkers. And you know you just can't have that happening. Thank goodness I didn't work for that department. The money that manager blew just to keep the employees under management's thumb was just disgusting.

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    14. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by jon+doh! · · Score: 1

      there are actually four seasons in texas:

      1) early summer
      2) summer
      3) late summer
      4) winter

      (apologies to original author)

    15. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

      Ah... EDS

      What a strange outfit that used to be. They would interview your wife to make sure she was appropriate wife material for an EDSer. The company was almost paramilitary, with a boot camp for new hires. Ross Perot actively recruited military veterans, so they fit very well. He did this both for business reasons and because he is genuinely a very patriotic (if bizarre and misguided) guy. I saw a flag in his personal office that was signed by all the POW's that returned from Vietnam.

      I worked for EDS in the late '70s as a result of a wierd deal whereby we didn't have to join the corporate culture. I had a direct authorization from Ross Perot to wear a beard (possibly an EDS first).

      I only went to the Dallas country club headquarters once, but I remember a guy staring at my beard so hard he tripped getting off an elevator. Of course, I was wearing a suit THERE.

      In spite of all this weirdness, I found the people there to be very nice. They also worked very hard and were competent at what they did (which was fairly low tech).

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    16. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

      I don't know what you guys were doing, but I have done lots of quality systems level work (like building custom OLTP monitors, device drivers, com protocols, etc) on very long hours. I think it depends very much on the environment and on attitudes. If you get on a team that is really moving, you can work 18 hours a day, enjoy it, and do it for months.

      On one of my first big projects, we ended up working so much that our "days" extended to about 28 hours. We would work for 20 hours or so, sleep 6, waste an hour or two getting to and from work and eating, showering, etc. As a result, our hours rotated and we had to distinguish between "yesterday" and "virtual yesterday." It was a fun project. Oh, and the long hours were not the result of management incompetence, but rather vendor incompetence and dishonesty ( a certain former pioneering minicomputer maker failed to deliver on OS enhancements and an OLTP monitor, so we had to roll our own).

      Of course, it helps to be young (which I was when I did all that stuff).

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    17. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by MWelchUK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But I feel a distinction needs to be drawn here between "every day" and "in an interview". I am far more productive in a slightly relaxed environment, but I would never dream of going to a formal interview in anything less than a suit. It is at interview that it is important to impress visually after that the quality of your work should be more important. Having said that, you get a kinda kick out of suiting up if you have to travel on public transport (I've worked in London - Nuff Said)

    18. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by alexjp · · Score: 1
      scratchy collars, wool suits in the summer

      Perhaps you're wearing the wrong suits/shirts? There are plenty of shirts with non-scratchy collars, and plenty of summer-weight suits available . If you spend a little more money, you can get suits that are extremely comfortable (i.e. Brooks Brothers).

      Although I agree that wearing suits in Texas in the summer probably sucks.

    19. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by richieb · · Score: 2
      I don't know what you guys were doing, but I have done lots of quality systems level work (like building custom OLTP monitors, device drivers, com protocols, etc) on very long hours. I think it depends very much on the environment and on attitudes. If you get on a team that is really moving, you can work 18 hours a day, enjoy it, and do it for months.

      Maybe if you are a 20 year old with no life outside work you could do that. However, I've built similar system working 40/50 hour weeks. Some of these have been running in production for over 15 years.

      Read about Heroic Programming. I feel sorry for the guys who had to maintain your code...

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    20. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

      As I said, " systems level work." The code wasn't that bad... in fact, I would say that most of the defects in the code were due to our inexperience (we were young and hadn't built OLTP systems before, and in those days there were not PC's for people to learn on), rather than the schedule. The system was in production for 10 years, before it was replaced due to a hardware change (in those days, we had to code the core stuff in assembly for speed - the mainframe only ran about 1 MIP, and we had thousands of simultaneous users).

      And yes, we had no life outside the work hours. In fact, our wives staged a demonstration at the office (mostly just for fun). And I wouldn't (couldn't) work those hours today. That was 30 years ago!

      Oh, and since then I have built similar systems with work schedules ranging from 30 - 60 hours per week depending on which project it was. They weren't as much fun, though, but were probably healthier for me.

      Do not underestimate the power of a good, motivated team. And also recognize that you can often do good code when you are fresh, and then do good debugging of that code as you get more tired. This helps maintain the quality of the code.

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    21. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by richieb · · Score: 2
      Do not underestimate the power of a good, motivated team. And also recognize that you can often do good code when you are fresh, and then do good debugging of that code as you get more tired. This helps maintain the quality of the code.

      Oh, I don't. I think a motivated/gelled team can perform near miracles, even during a 40 hour week.

      I usually do my best debugging in a shower. When you have a nasty problem you can't figure out, it's best to step away from it, and more often than not the solution will pop into your head when you are doing something else.

      Life outside work is often a great source for new ideas for the actual problems you are trying to solve at work. You should try not to loose the sight of the forrest while down in the bushes...

      Finally, there are some things more important than work - like taking your daughter trick-or-treating on Halloween... :-)

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    22. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 2

      If I wore a suit and tie to work people would look at me even funnier than they already do.

      I've known women who could pull such things off, but I'm not one of them.

      ...laura

    23. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2
      Have you ever had to wear a suit and tie to work everyday?

      Never had to, but I've done it by choice. Suits are comfortable! Loose but not baggy fit, doesn't bind, light-weight fabrics that are great for hot weather, available at the thrift shop for less money than the raggedy blue jeans that everyone wants; the list of advantages goes on and on.

      Think about this: the bigwigs in your company (any company) set the dress code, and they can set it to be whatever THEY want to wear. They could choose sackcloth and ashes, or jeans and t-shirts with rude sayings, or something comfortable and impressive looking.

      ... wool suits in the summer ... they are based in Texas, can you say 100 degree summers ...)

      Think about the Arabs. They wear woolen bedsheets, more or less, and the Arabian peninsula makes Texas summers seem COLD. Wear one layer of light colored, loose fitting clothing of a thin weave. Sounds like dress pants and a white shirt. If you must wear a blazer, be sure it's unlined. Linen is great for this.

    24. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously don't have the slightest clue about what summer in Texas feels like...

    25. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by peg0cjs · · Score: 1

      Which group of programmers would you hire, a room full of suit wearing 9-5r's or a room full of cheesy-poof eating coffee drinking work around the clock for 3 days straight types (wearing god knows what).

      I'd hire the group the most qualified for the job. I've personally worked in both a shirt/tie/suit and jeans/t-shirt environment. To be perfectly honest, I found neither had me working optimally.

      In the tie environment, I was very reluctant to climb under a desk or "jiggle the cable", for obvious reasons. In the jeans environment I found myself goofing off more than I probably should have.

      My current job (consulting) is typically a business casual environment (although it may vary from client to client). Slacks and golf-shirt/button-down is fine, with jeans on Friday. It's a very comfortable compromise, and tends to optimize productivity for me, and most of the people around me.

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    26. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't need to change out of a suit and tie to relax. Checking my bank balance on payday works well enough.

    27. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      I usually do my best debugging in a shower

      well there's a euphamism I've never heard before :)

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    28. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Fjord · · Score: 2

      I disagree with this. I've had times where I've worked even up to 108 hours in a week and the fact is that I got a lot more done in that time than I would have in 40 hours. Maybe not as much as in 108 hours over 3 weeks, but there were always other time factors that made it neccessary to do that amount, such as once the site had already launched and there were severe problems with it (I was not on the original programming team).

      There is no way I could keep that up forever though, only being able to do it every now and then, but it some people can be productive in those circumstances.

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    29. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by rtscts · · Score: 1

      If you need a change in dress to remind yourself you aren't at work, you need to tell your boss to shove the pager, laptop and mobile phone up his arse.

    30. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >My suit in no way reflects on this

      thats if you dont look at the cheesy-poof crumbs adhered to your suits with coffee.

    31. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The first group. Dress really doesn't speak to programming quality, but it does to personal commitment to professionalism.

      Blah, fuckin' blah, blah. No one has ever proved any of this executroid superstition. It's fucking voodoo if you think that replacing rags with silk affects the quality of programming, unless the silk is a lot more comfortable than the rags. And I've never been able to afford that comfortable a suit.

    32. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When I get home, I can take off my suitm and there is a demarcation between work and home which can really help you relax.

      Why don't you slap on an undersized cock-ring. Then you'll feel really good when you take it off at home. I guess you have a steel plate instead of cushioned seats in your car for the same reason.

    33. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      you couldn't leave their cube without your suit coat on, that and they are based in Texas, can you say 100 degree summers

      Try putting a big noisey fan in your cubicle. When enough complaints about it pop up, maybe they will cave in. Being sweaty all day sucks......and stinks.

      Sure you wouldn't want to show the second group to investers,

      I think companies should have an Invester Alarm or Important Client Alarm so that people know when to suddenly spruce up. After the alert is over, then go back to being being comfortable and productive and bring your Cheezo's bag back out.

      Clip-on ties all the way!

      "Investor Alert!.......(click)(click click)(click)"

    34. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it depends. If you have tight-walleted VCs wanting to see 'the floor' you might have a preference...

    35. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by jelle · · Score: 2

      But how about the tie and the correlation with it and oxygen flow to the head?

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    36. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by jelle · · Score: 2

      But I hear the girls like to see men in suits. Maybe I'll reconsider...

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    37. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      I worked for EDS in the late '70s as a result of a wierd deal whereby we didn't have to join the corporate culture. I had a direct authorization from Ross Perot to wear a beard (possibly an EDS first).
      I only went to the Dallas country club headquarters once, but I remember a guy staring at my beard so hard he tripped getting off an elevator. Of course, I was wearing a suit THERE.
      Some 35 years ago, my father was working for (insert old insurance company name here) whose head of personnel perhaps had a dump only 3 or 4 times a month and who took his holidays in South Africa. Needless to say, he was adamantly opposed to any kind of facial hair whatsoever.

      One day, some advertising manager walked in back from a holiday with a beard. In tears, the head of personnel stampeded to the president's office with the guy's death warrant.

      - But why do you want to fire him? His latest ad campaign increased "sales" more than 15%, asked the president.
      - Because he is wearing a - sob - beard!!!
      - And why is that bad? Look at our founding fathers here (pointing to a painting of the first directors, back around 1880 or so on the wall), they certainly didn't think that beards were bad...

      My dad was never seen without a moustache since...

    38. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by amuro98 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At one of my previous jobs, I was employee #4. I was also the first engineer on staff.

      When I was asked to meet the board, I asked if I should wear a suit. Their response was "Heavens no! You're supposed to be our engineer!"

      Depending on the investors, they might be disturbed if they *don't* see the second group...

      Suits don't fool anyone. If you don't got it, you don't got it.

    39. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dress really doesn't speak to programming quality, but it does to personal commitment to professionalism.

      I agree entirely, clearly any programmer who wears a suit is being quite unprofessional and is simply fishing for a job in management.

    40. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dress really doesn't speak to programming quality, but it does to personal commitment to professionalism. I haven't looked at any statistics for this

      In other words, this is based purely on your personal prejudices.

    41. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL

    42. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Intellectual Property, like flying pigs, cannot be found in nature.

      Sure, but neither can any other species of property, so what's your point?

    43. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      I found a new metric to plot the state of the tech economy. Graph the inverse of the ratio of programmers who are required to wear suits (Y axis) against time (date on X axis).

    44. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by klaviman · · Score: 1

      i would love to have a printer on my desk at work! just today i got an email that said, "anyone mind if i tie up the printer with a 1261 page document? our printer is offline..." i mean, having a printer right beside my desk would also be very handy when printing rebate forms & personal stuff - no worrying that someone will get there before you do and see non-work related stuff...

    45. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by intermodal · · Score: 2

      Interview is one thing. Every day is another. Tying appearance to professionalism is utter bullshit. Professionalism is a matter of quality of work and devotion to getting it done right the first time. Professionalism is not wearing a suit and keeping your cube/office/cabin/yurt/teepee/workstation free of paper and personal effects. I currently work with the finest group of professionals it's ever been my pleasure to work with. Yet I've never seen a suit on anyone but one of our producers, who was wearing a tuxedo to a release party with a shirt resembling the Texas flag. These men have done the best work they could on long hours (without a definite "have to" being told to them) because of that professionalism I spoke of. Let's see someone more concerned with suits pull a group like that together, and then ask the programmers if they're happy with their job, and check the quality of the product. If it's equal or better, then you can speak. Until then, leave the suits to the petty tyrants and let the computer people be what they are.

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    46. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      Pretty much - the whole casual thing emanates from engineers doing real design and development as opposed to those just doing dog work for some corporate.

      My question is why do we as a society still wear these antiquated outfits? I have been told they indicate reliability and trustworthiness - firstly any dork can buy a suit - I tend to wonder why someone has to wear a suit to convey these attributes, what are they trying to hide? I'd automatically trust someone in jeans and t-shirt long before I'd just trust someone because they were wearing a victorian outfit.

      And when it comes to hair and beards, employers know where they can stick demands for any changes there. Besides which requiring men to have short hair is a clear case of sexual discrimination.

    47. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer casual - comfortable at work, and on getting home I can still dump the jacket, take off the watch, loosen the belt and kick off the shoes.

      Now if a suit was expected I'd probably wear it and live with being less comfortable. It might make the job more formal or 'professional', but definitely less interesting... and I'll take enjoying my job over presenting an 'image' any day, my output is going to be about the same either way.

      Anyway, it's those damn suited fools in Sweden who are screwing up the company from the top down, not the casually dressed programmers in Australia who are busy saving Sweden's asses when BT turns sue-happy...

    48. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by rodgerd · · Score: 2

      Comfortable for you, perhaps. I have a big neck, and finding shirts that don't throttle me when a tie is done up is a pain.

    49. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2
      Actually, physical property is a very natural idea. Go outside and pick up a rock. That's YOUR rock, and no one else can have it unless they take it away from you. Dogs can understand the idea of property at this level; just try to take a bone away from one.

      Ideas are fundamentally different. They can be shared in a way that just isn't possible for rocks and bones.

  55. I tend to wear by jukal · · Score: 2

    ...clean clothes. That's about the only standard. As you long as you don't stink you are fine here in Finland. :)

    1. Re:I tend to wear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here at this Gov't owned power company in TN (hint, hint) the dress code is Polo shirts or button downs; nice jeans or khakis. Always tucked in shirt. A nice belt makes sense. Tie is optional.. personally, I like wearing ties so I do maybe once a week.

      Shorts would not get you sent home, but they would be frowned upon and eventually you would get 'the talk' from your manager. Sandals are OK for women, but not guys.

      Almost anything goes if you're disabled or have a doctors note.

  56. I am a sysadmin by mirko · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The first time they entered in my room to tell me about how to dress, I was crawling under my table, connecting cables together...

    They actually understood it would be quite uncomfortable to force me to wear a S&T in order to perform such a speleological work :)

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  57. Hmmm that's a toughie ~~~ by gelfling · · Score: 2

    At the office:

    Shorts or jeans, golf shirt (not tucked in), Airwalks, socks.

    At the home office:

    What-ever.

  58. Mod this up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and put a bullet in the head of that article's author.

  59. Two points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One: there is no byline on that story. Therefore we can assume it was written by the 'Manage' channel editor, some pimply business school undergrad/intern who is trying to please the managing editor by scribing butt-kissing diatribe for his weekly peanut salary, a commonplace in the sad reality that is online publishing in Australia.

    Two: this is zdnet ... in Australia.

    Slashdot could do a lot better than to run this trash.

  60. Dress Down Fridays by CptLogic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OK, so I had the misfortune last year to be made redundant twice from nice Web Media companies where I could where pretty much what I wanted. This was nice, it meant I didn't have to stress about what I picked out of the wardrobe in the morning and could dress for the weather.

    Now, I used to work for the public sector before this for nigh on two years as an external consultant and it was suit and tie every day.
    More ironing, sure, but lent a lot more credibility to an otherwise young punk in amongst some of the UK's most senior pharmacologists.

    Now I'm back in the public sector except I can forgo the tie unless I'm meeting a senior client but I still look like I'm staff/a professional.

    Except Friday which is "Dress Down Day" when we can dress how we like.

    Now, we're all thinking: "If it's OK to dress down on Friday and still go out and see the clients, why the hell do we have to suit and tie-up Monday - Thursday? Surely there's no difference?"

    Many of our clients in the same organisation do not have a dress code yet we do, except on Fridays.

    Would it really be such a big step if we were to shed the business suit Monday to Thursday?

    Chris.

    1. Re:Dress Down Fridays by romit_icarus · · Score: 1

      Dress Down Fridays are simply a marketing gimmick by Levis to sell their Dockers...

    2. Re:Dress Down Fridays by hether · · Score: 2

      The rationalle at the last company I worked for was that the clients also have dress down Fridays at their companies. So when we go out to see them we are effectively matching their attire.

      --

      Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
  61. Dressing up? by hbean · · Score: 1

    I'm wearing a phish shirt and jeans. Clean clothes is our dress code. If a client is showing up for a demo they ask us to wear something with a collar. Thats it.

    --
    "Give someone a program, frustrate them for a day... Teach someone to program, frustrate them for a lifetime."
    1. Re:Dressing up? by thilmony · · Score: 1

      so that day just wear this:

      http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&it em =1773833278

      --
      YES, there is a McDonald's in Hanoi Square.
  62. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by oPless · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    • HR are not people. They're the bright sparks that think it's fun reducing the average IT wage to be more in line with a road sweeper.
    • Accounts are not people. They authorised the above.
  63. Respect by nuggz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dressing neatly shows you have respect for others.
    It does make it clean and more professional looking.

    Wearing outlandish shirts, or ripped jeans shows or suggests that you don't care about your appearance.

    Wearing some nice pants, or jeans and a polo shirt (what I wear) can have you neat, somewhat professional looking and still be comfortable. Actually I find polo shirts more comfortable because the nice ones tend to be higher quality.

    Wearing a suit for a suits sake isn't good, I've seen some nasty suits where they would have been better off without it.

    By looking as though you take your job seriously, and make an effort to appear neat, clean and professional. People do react differently depending on your appearance.

    1. Re:Respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> People do react differently depending on your appearance.

      Yes, but that is precisely the problem: anyone who wears one is automatically - thoughtlessly - given artificial respect. It's time people stopped hiding behind suits and were made to be accountable for who they in fact are and how they live.

      Any old idiot or thug can wear a suit. The imbecile who wrote that zdnet article was probably wearing one. Perhaps Hemos was wearing one when he foolishly thought this would make an interesting topic for discussion.

      Global insecurity - time to wear suits.

    2. Re:Respect by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 2

      Wearing outlandish shirts, or ripped jeans shows or suggests that you don't care about your appearance.

      No, it shows that your appearance values differ from the norm. That makes outsiders nervous about how your other values might differ.

    3. Re:Respect by avajadi · · Score: 0

      "Dressing neatly shows you have respect for others."

      I'll probably get a negative score for this, but the above statement is nothing but pure bull! See, I left the '****' out, so I am capable of showing respect for others :D

      Seriously, what you wear reveals nothing about you other than, possibly, your taste in clothes and how much you care about clothes.

      "Wearing a suit for a suits sake isn't good"

      Oh, so true! Problem is that if you try and argue with suitheads using this they will claim that it's for the benefit of your working environment even if they've got you kooked up in a subterrain bunker with no windows, doors or colleagues. They will never admit that it's just because they prefer to see suits around them out of personal preference.
      /Eddie

  64. You know everyone, dockers won't kill you by banky · · Score: 2

    Our fathers and grandfathers sent men to the moon wearing friggin TIES. Ever see those shots of NASA, back in the Apollo program? Buzzcut, tie, cigarette, each and every one of them. And these were engineers! Sending people to the moon!

    Like our work is any more complex or important. Oh, no, catsbyweb.com needs a new MySQL repliation server. Wearing a tie would "impair my creativity". Woe, is me.

    But playing devil's advocate: I'm taking a management class (I'll be so happy when this semester is over...) right now, and it is pretty obvious from the text and lecture that management has been out to end any vestige of "dot com culture" since it started. Their "embracing" of the whole new culture thing was just a nice side-effect of the system being flush with money.

    --
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    1. Re:You know everyone, dockers won't kill you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Because they did it" is not a valid reason to make others wear S&T. And you have obviously never had to crawl around under desks or out on a shop floor pulling cable or hooking stuff up. If the company isn't willing to pay for cleaning and repairs to my clothing, I'm not going to wear the 'good stuff'.

      Not all of us get to fuck off in a chair all day long.

      Luckily, my employer is a machinist himself, and understands the value of being *comfortable*. Jeans, slacks, tshirts, whatever. As long as it's not ratty or stained, it's ok.

      You can be comfortably attired without looking like a punk hippie faggot Mr. T wannabe or a stick-in-ass corporate zombie.

    2. Re:You know everyone, dockers won't kill you by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've got to answer this one.

      The photos you see are the photos that NASA management of the time wanted you to see. Said management, of course, were 1950's and 1940's aerospace engineers who had climbed the management ladder, and they were indeed buzzcut-tie-cigarette types. But they weren't the ones doing the real engineering work any more. The ones who actually sent men to the moon, the ones who were crunching the numbers and getting the rockets off the ground, were hippies. Long hair, joint, and tattered work shirt were their uniform. And there were ferocious culture clashes between them and the older guys, but they got the job done.

      How do I know this? Because my Dad was one of those hippie engineers ...

      --
      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    3. Re:You know everyone, dockers won't kill you by rk · · Score: 1
      Ever see those shots of NASA, back in the Apollo program? Buzzcut, tie, cigarette, each and every one of them. And these were engineers! Sending people to the moon!


      You're damned right! From now on, I'm going to INSIST on my right to smoke at work, because I'll be more productive that way. If it was good enough to put men on the moon, then it's good enough for me!

    4. Re:You know everyone, dockers won't kill you by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Ever see those shots of NASA, back in the Apollo program? Buzzcut, tie, cigarette, each and every one of them. And these were engineers! Sending people to the moon!
      Hey, that's just because their head honcho was a nazi...
  65. Keep the geeks away from the customers! by invid · · Score: 3, Informative

    One time my boss was out sick so they sent me in to represent our department at a large meeting with the customers. I think I was picked because I happened to be wearing slacks and a button-down shirt (even though it wasn't mandatory). The customer was upset because the product was late and was demanding to know why. I told the customer what I thought the real due date for the product would be (about 4 times what he had been told by management). After that I didn't get invited to any more meetings with the customers.

    --
    The Moore-Murphy Law: The number of things that will go wrong will double every 2 years.
  66. One (possible) explanation by CdotZinger · · Score: 2


    Seeing the worker bees uniformed like prisoners gives management a greater feeling of dominance over the workers--and this feeling is their subconscious barometer of "productivity."

    Possibly.

    --
    Your mouth is like Columbus Day.
  67. Shock by droyad · · Score: 1

    Oh.. My.. GOD...
    We're going to have to actually look like... PROFESSIONALS..

    Seriously IT is the only profession that would allow that kind of dress. Do you see a lawyer or an engineer (a real one) wearing jeans? Even the engineers who go on construction sites wear long pants and ties.

    1. Re:Shock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I know many lawyers who wear jeans on days when they don't have to appear in court or meet with clients. (In some areas of legal practice, such as patent law, a lawyer may not meet with a client for days at a time and never appear in court.)

    2. Re:Shock by sqlrob · · Score: 1
      Oh. My. God. People that have to interact with customers should look nice. What a shock.

      What about the IT that don't interact with customers?

  68. This depends on you and your values. by ipmcc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The bottom line here is that it all depends on how important it is to you. I recently spent a very long time unemployed and searching and at a certain point I had to ask myself how important finding a job that had various perks or rights associated with them. At one point I interviewed with a bank that wanted, not only to make me dress up in a suit, but they wanted to take my piss on a regular basis to make sure I wasn't smoking weed on the weekends. I decided that was too much; that I'd rather be unemployed than have to deal with those two conditions. When a job came along that respected my privacy, I took it, and while I'm kind of disappointed that I have to wear khakis and a polo shirt every day instead of shorts or jeans or whatever, it wasnt worth turning down this job. I'll bet that there are folks out there for whom it would be worth it to turn down a job, because their personal comfort or style is worth more to them than mine is to me. As jobs become increasingly scarce, those who can afford to hold out for jeans and t-shirt workplaces will shrink, but lets not kid ourselves; this is about what that particular aspect of work is worth to you.

    Let's just avoid this whole "corporate america is screwing us" rhetoric and remember that you can always quit and look for a job that will let you wear jeans IF its worth that much to you.

    --
    This too shall pass.
  69. Casual Wear = Is good for Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just finished working a contract which half way through they insisted that all contractors wear shirt and tie.

    I can honestly say that my productivity almost halved (And my morning dress preparation doubled!), I was more concerned about not dirtying my suit and the costs of ny dry cleaning bills (that funnily enough my contract rate wasn't increased to cover) than doing the actual work.

    When your expected to dive under tables and re-patch cables in computer rooms wearing a suit is so impractical, its uncomfortable and restrictive and I believe asking a little too much.

    IT is often a very physical job moving fitting servers and entering often very tight areas, I don't know about you all but how many Electricians or Cablers are required to were suits? I've yet to see one and they all look very smart in their Golf shirts and Khakis.

    -Action

  70. an apt /. fortune cookie... by zephc · · Score: 2

    "I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: let the Wookie win." -- C3P0

    Sometimes you just have to roll with it: what is more important: your job, or wearing a 15 year old Iron Maiden shirt to work?

    It's not as bad as your arms being ripped out of their sockets!

    --
    "I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
  71. isnt this an american thang? by romit_icarus · · Score: 1

    let's face it - khakis (read: Dockers) were an American phenomenon.
    Americans like the *easy* slouching fashion - they invented jeans!

  72. Discussion? by bythescruff · · Score: 1

    Not much of a discussion - a very short article with three quotes from some recruitment consultant, including this gem: "People see any additional expenditure as fun..." - eh? Wot?

    In any case, most employers know that the presence of a tie around a techie's neck doesn't in general improve his or her morale or productivity. Even if I enjoyed wearing a tie and wore one voluntarily, making it mandatory would piss me off.

    --
    Chuck Norris: Socialism == a thousand years of darkness.
  73. im there already by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Im a pretty experienced programmer, but I bailed on silicon valley because there are no jobs left there. Im working on the east coast now, at a place that makes me wear a tie and collared shirts. Once you get over the shock of having to spend more than 20 bucks a year on clothing (you can go for years without updating if you live in a server room), wearing a monkeysuit (not even a full suit) isnt really that bad. Plus it gets you in the habit of shopping for decent clothing for when youre not working.

    Its a small drawback to work in a place with job security (hard to imagine after 3 years of failing startups) and 9 to 5 hours with good salary. I think that is a pretty tolerable tradeoff.

    Also, there is still plenty of opportunity to be counterculture- no one said you had to dress in browns and blues only. Dress flashy if you get bored. If someone objects, tell them youre just conforming to the dress code lol troublemaker.

    1. Re:im there already by BitchHead · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's a place here in Cincinnati called Smitty's. The window display in that place is an advertisement for the 'dress code revolution.' Management wants you to wear a suit? Smitty's has 3 piece suits in every neon colour imaginable, with matching mock-alligator shoes to go with 'em. See how long management wants you showing up in a 'corporate dress code' when your suit blinds people from 100 meters.

  74. Mathematical Relationship by stashluk · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is an inverse relationship between the amount spent on clothes, and the amount of bull slung at work. Notice how well lawyers dress...

    1. Re:Mathematical Relationship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      How is that an inverse relationship?

    2. Re:Mathematical Relationship by catch23 · · Score: 1

      yeah that should have been a direct relationship...

    3. Re:Mathematical Relationship by stashluk · · Score: 1

      Sorry, direct relationship. I really ought to finish writing my post at the same time I start it.

  75. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by jonbrewer · · Score: 2

    Gosh, I think I'll shave today, maybe wear some slacks, and I think I'll stand at the coffee machine for half the day talking about some TV movie I didn't watch last night.

    Maybe I'll even spend an hour in the cafe, instead of taking my lunch back to the office so I can work while eating.

    I'll definitely take a double-dose of antidepressants and maybe some pain killers. I'm sure people will like me better if I do.

    To quote the protagonist from As Good as it Gets, "You make me want to be a better man." :-)

  76. suit up or ship out (my email to the editors) by Naikrovek · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'll ship out, thanks.

    I'm no slob. I dress in clean jeans every day, I iron my t-shirts, and I buy and use deodorant, as well as soap and shampoo.

    But I'll be buggered if I'm going to work for a company that thinks that professionalism has anything to do with the clothes you wear.

    Trends like this have nothing to do with the collapse of dotcom culture, and everything to do with office managers grasping at the straws of job justification in an economy where things are not so stable, and their jobs could easily fly out the window like anyone else's.

    I work for Yahoo! Australia & NZ, and I'm happy to say that I could wear a sleeveless hunting shirt with military boots, dread-locks and 15 year old cargo pants with more holes in them than I have centimeters around my waist. No one would even blink. Why? because they all know that I'm 100% capable of doing my job on any given day, no matter what I'm wearing.

    Any employer that treats me differently -- or believes differently -- shows an immense lack of trust in me, and therefore cannot be trusted by me. A company less interested in its employee's happiness and more interested in its image will die a slow, painful death, and management will wonder why none of their employees will go the extra mile the whole way down.

    So here I am, taking your bait and replying. At work, at midnight, in my jeans and my ironed t-shirt. Why? My employer goes the extra mile for me, which means I do the same for them.

    jeremiah johnson.

    1. Re:suit up or ship out (my email to the editors) by invid · · Score: 2

      1) Wear suit to work.

      2)???

      3) Profit!

      --
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    2. Re:suit up or ship out (my email to the editors) by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      3) Profit!

      Well,

      1) Wear whatever the hell you want
      2) ???
      3) Profit!

      didn't seem to work, did it?

    3. Re:suit up or ship out (my email to the editors) by ckotchey · · Score: 1

      Yes, you may not be a slob, but as with everything, there are so many people dropping below the line of what is acceptable in ANY company, it's only natural and expected that somebody somewhere will pull the reigns in too far to the other end of the spectrum.
      I started here in Big Blue in 1990, when although the didn't expect a suit, we did all wear slacks, shirts & ties. It wasn't that much of a big deal, but working in a branch of IT that dealt with the systems used on the manufacturing floors, I can tell you that I felt quite uncomfortable in such dress when interacting with these people - made me feel too pompous.
      Now, it's jeans and a decent shirt every day. About once a week I wear a simple, but nice, t-shirt, and I think that's fine and dandy for everyone. But for every 10 of us, there is that one clown that comes in wearing the grungy shorts, bearing hairy pasty-white legs, and sandals (no SOCKS!) showing off those disgusting brown toenails. This is WAY out of line, if only considering common decency! Cripes, there are guys that sit at their desk and clip their toenails. Might as well be sitting there picking their noses & eating it. Thankfully, the one guy we had like that is no longer with us.
      These guys just need some common sense slapped into their heads.

    4. Re:suit up or ship out (my email to the editors) by Naikrovek · · Score: 2

      Worked for Yahoo!, buddy.

  77. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only good corporate citizen.. is a dead corporate citizen..

    IMHO

  78. the lies behind the ties/dress for suksass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT matters little what one wears. lessons learned at home as a child should suffice to provide hygiene/manners.

    what's behind the "presentation" is key. if the product/service offered is some bogus payper liesense stock markup FraUD, then you WILL need a distracting outfit to wear, & a bunch of deceptive verbage.

    If the company's "image" is a "job 1", or if the public recognizes them doo to sh!tstorms of phony ?pr? rhetoric, they're probably going to knead to mould you into their "image".

    some folks will buy rocks if they're wrapped nicely. some folks realize that overdone "packaging" will mask worth less product(s).

    drink swahilli, come as you are.

  79. Work vs NightClub by Cipher9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wear pretty casual clothes at work. A (mostly ThinkGeek) T-Shirt, jeans and sport shoes are my kind of thing. While at work nobody complains about how i dress, the nightclub i went to last saturday, kicked us out just because of the sport shoes. How about that :-)

    1. Re:Work vs NightClub by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      the nightclub i went to last saturday, kicked us out just because of the sport shoes.
      That oughta teach you to go to leather/latex bars!
    2. Re:Work vs NightClub by Eythian · · Score: 1

      While at work nobody complains about how i dress, the nightclub i went to last saturday, kicked us out just because of the sport shoes.

      I work[0] in whatever I'm wearing at the time, usually cargos or jeans and t-shirt, and black steel capped combat boots. No problem. I go out to a nightclub, and they won't let me in first citing my jacket (ex-military greatcoat)(I pointed out that they have a coatcheck for that purpose), then the black 'jeans' (they were cargo pants), and finally due to the steel caps. From this, and your example I conclude that you aren't expected to have shoes at a nightclub :)

      ([0] OK, so it's part time, programming, in a university environment, but hey...)

  80. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Stop whiiinnnniiiinng.

    I have no sympathy for people that will now have to present a mature appearence and attitude, like most of the rest of the world in the workplace. Asking IT people to wear a tie or to show appropriate communication skills does not bring them in line with a road sweeper. It just makes the ones with an unprofessional attitude adopt a more mature style of behavior and a more professional style of dress.

    Personally, in my company, as long as it looks decent, I even allow jeans and sandles (if the jeans are torn or too faded, they're out), but I ALWAYS expect good communication and people skills. I've worked with a few coders who may have been great coders, but their lack of communication skills have made it impossible to get them to listen or produce the product that was necessary. None of them are working for me now. If you want to wear jeans and sandles and listen to Metallica while you code, fine, that's why God invented headphones, but when it comes to interacting with the rest of the staff, I expect these people who claim to be so much more intelligent than the rest of the world to use that intelligence to figure out how to interact. I also expect common courtesy, something I've noticed a significant portion of coders I've dealt with (not a majority, but enough to notice) don't show. There's just no excuse for not knowing how to show common courtesy.

  81. Well.... I don't know.... by croftj · · Score: 1

    I understand Yalls sentiments. I'm as much a geek as the next guy. I'm a S/W Engineer for my company where we all get to wear T-shirts and jeans and such... most of the time! I promise you though, the moment it comes to having to interface with customers, we ALL have to dress proper, and rightfully so!

    Like it or not, in this world there is a level of expectations and if you ever want to move up (pay or otherwise) you do need to conform at least some. The more professional I look and act, the more professional people will consider me. What else do they have to go by? My abilities? Hell no. I can be a great programmer, but If I act imature or don't play well together with my coworkers ei. a loner I'm of limited use to the company. Some projects take multiple people to work on them, all of them presenting ideas and working close. Behavior and showers go along ways to making it work!

    In the end, if I can not even present myself in a professional manner by my word dress and deeds, then I really will not be able to function at my job.

    As always, this is a rule and there are exceptions but I'm betting they are few.

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  82. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by pommaq · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, sure. Not wearing a suit == being grumpy, noncommunicative and antisocial. I've never understood people that need to force others into uniforms. Your kind of smugness is also completely alien to me: "Ha! Thought you could get away with wearing something else? Well, get in line, and damn well enjoy it like the rest of us!".
    We have a great culture going here, many techs are allowed to dress the way they like. Why do you want to take that away from us and conform us to some stupid corporate tradition? Nobody will work harder because they wear a tie.

  83. I think it's just fear of layoffs by swillden · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... at least where I work (IBM).

    Over the last decade IBM has shifted from a serious suit-and-tie kind of place to pretty much anything goes, except in front of customers, of course. After the last couple of rounds of layoffs, however, I've noticed a distinct shift in dress among the survivors, and it's not because of anything management has said.

    IBM still dresses casually but I've noticed in my part of the company that dockers have largely replaced jeans and button-down shirts or turtlenecks have pretty much eradicated t-shirts. Sports coats and nice shoes are even seen on the upwardly mobile.

    Management hasn't said anything, and there are very few employees around from "the old days", so it isn't that people are reverting back. I'm convinced that it's just basic caution; after seeing a bunch of others tossed on the street, everyone wants to go the extra mile in looking and acting like a professional, a valuable employee who must be retained -- just in case layoffs strike again.

    My theory is that we'll see dress shift subtly up and down the scale in inverse proportion to the stock price.

    Stock up == times good == dress irrelevant.

    Stock down == times bad == better look good in every way you can.

    Of course, for me, like many IBMers, this only matters when we actually go into the office. Large portions of IBM work from home these days, an experiment prompted by dot-boom but retained because it works well and saves on real estate costs. Again, though, when the stock is down face time with your boss becomes important...

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    1. Re:I think it's just fear of layoffs by swillden · · Score: 1

      in inverse proportion to the stock price.

      Doh! Must preview. That should be "in inverse *relation* to the stock price", of course.

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    2. Re:I think it's just fear of layoffs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My parents used to program for JC Penny's in the 60's and I'm told that IBM used to give all employees lessons on how to dress, and you could tell by looking that somebody worked for IBM. Frankly, that'd be pretty impressive to be branded as a bunch of good looking folks. Heck, it'd be a matter of pride after a short while. Plus, as long as there are no sweat marks showing, nobody looks bad in a nice suit or dress.

    3. Re:I think it's just fear of layoffs by swillden · · Score: 2

      Frankly, that'd be pretty impressive to be branded as a bunch of good looking folks. Heck, it'd be a matter of pride after a short while.

      I understand that it was a matter of pride (before my time), and there are certainly some of the "old guard" around who think it's shameful that IBM has lost that "distinction". The rest of us prefer to work without a noose around our necks ;-)

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  84. Re:Depends on Expected Visibility by BluBrick · · Score: 3, Funny

    We have an "expected visibility" rule. Day to day minimum dress code is "Business Casual" - collared shirt, tie optional, no sport shoes, no denim - that sort of thing(*). "Casual Friday" means intact jeans are permitted, but not uncollared T-shirts. The above is the standard UNLESS you expect a to visit a client or to have a client visit you, then it's strictly collar and tie(*). All in all, it seems to work well. If you get an unexpected customer visit you or get sent on a sudden site visit, they see that everyone is pretty well dressed. And the customer can still see that you make an effort to impress when the meeting is expected, particularly if they have seen you in your day to day wear. Onnly thing is, I don't buy business wear as often, and that which I still have no longer fits like it used to do (since I hit 36, my broad mind and narrow waist have begun trading places ;( (*) or equivalent dress standard for women

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  85. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by bagsc · · Score: 1

    Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

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  86. Salary and Wage, Salary and Wage. by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Salary Fixed compensation for services, paid to a person on a regular basis.
    When you are on a salary, there is no clock, so working until 1 AM would not necessarily be a bad thing in this case.
    Wage Payment for labor or services to a worker, especially remuneration on an hourly, daily, or weekly basis or by the piece.
    Working off the clock on a Wage is a bad thing, but I prefer Salaries myself.

    1. Re:Salary and Wage, Salary and Wage. by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2

      If you choose to allow yourself to be systematically exploited, by all means go for it.

      Unless it says otherwise in your employment contract, the statutory full-time workweek is 37.5-40 hours/week.

      By donating your time to your employer, you are basically allowing that employer to run understaffed. If work needs to be done into the late hours of the night, you need more staff or automation.

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    2. Re:Salary and Wage, Salary and Wage. by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      A lot of 'salaried' positions are actually hourly-exempt. If you work more than 40 hours you get 40 hours pay. If you work less than 40 hours you get docked by the number of short hours. Working overtime on a consistent basis means you are diminishing your value on an hourly basis. If you are paid the equivalent of $20.00/hr. and end up consistently working 80 hrs. you are now working for $11.00/hr.

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    3. Re:Salary and Wage, Salary and Wage. by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Oops. $10.00/hr. not $11.00. I think I just devalued my comment by not being able to divide....

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    4. Re:Salary and Wage, Salary and Wage. by jjo · · Score: 2

      'Statutory?' In the USA, the relevant wage and hour statute exempts a large number of tech workers, so for them there is no 'statutory full-time workweek'.

      The more important point is that you assume that overtime without overtime pay is ipso facto exploitation. Suppose someone offered you a job at $1,000,000/year, but the job would occasionally require 45 hours/week with no overtime pay. Would that be exploitation? If not, then you're just quibbling about whether the salary is high enough.

    5. Re:Salary and Wage, Salary and Wage. by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2

      They are placed in the "exempt" category because they are "professionals".

      Working without overtime pay, if required, should be specifically addressed in a written contract. If a non-management employee needs to work over the agreed-upon workweek, they should be paid overtime.

      I'm not arguing that working alot is evil. The often-times decieving way that companies extract more work out of employees is wrong. If an employee is going to be working long hours, on a pager, etc this needs to be worked out in writing ahead of time.

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  87. sounds like by BurKaZoiD · · Score: 1

    sounds like this article was written by another one of those MIS majors or something. Clearly it's written by someone who knows little to nothing about the creative process. In my office I have to wear shirt & tie, and I never, EVER see the customer! The don't let me go to meetings because because I always try to drill through the bullshit to the heart of a project, instead of making false promises and lying to the customer, like those business analyst types. So, I'm kind of left wondering, why must I wear a tie? For pete's sake, I'm not even a good programmer from 8 to 5! They should just let me tele-commute, I could make my own hours, and I could work in my undies, and then my house can stink like ass and feet all day!

  88. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

    I should be able to not be a team player

    Very true. I work in a gourmet food company. We have food salesman, food buyers, food marketers, food managers etc....and a network engineer. I am a team player, just have no other teammates. IT should be required to be 'good corporate citizens' (since apparently that is defined by clothes) if and only if (old basic construct) IT is your businesses focus. Otherwise leave us alone.

  89. Did he really say that? by cornice · · Score: 2
    From the article:

    Asked if he thinks there will ever be a return to "dot-com" culture Rush replied: "Elements will come back. If we can't have elements like that in society we stop challenging our traditional values and when we stop doing that, we stop maturing as a species."

    I sure hope this was taken out of context (as many interview comments are) because he won't last in his position for long if he thinks business cares one bit about maturing as a species.

  90. not happening here by tclark · · Score: 1

    My organization remains ultra-casual in it's dress. If you're meeting with a client, then you're expected to wear something like khakis and a decent shirt. Right now I'm wearing torn jeans and a t-shirt.

    If you come for an interview here, I'll tell you in advance that you shouldn't dress up. If you show up in a suit or something similar, I'll think there's something wrong with you.

    Although we dress casually here, you are expected to have good communication skills. If you're a technical wizard, but have some serious social deficits, you will have a pretty hard time working here. If I had a position for a head-down coder who didn't talk to anyone, then I wouldn't care about communication skills, but I don't have such positions here.

    1. Re:not happening here by tkg · · Score: 1

      If you come for an interview here, I'll tell you in advance that you shouldn't dress up. If you show up in a suit or something similar, I'll think there's something wrong with you.


      We just conducted an interview this morning and the applicant was the only one wearing a suit (three out of five on the interview panel were wearing jeans, myself included). We decided not to hold it against him.

    2. Re:not happening here by wykkyd · · Score: 1

      Where are these mythical sans-dress-code companies?

      Mayhaps ones so proud of their tradition-bucking corporate sub-culture would be inclined to provide some more details for us?

      Appreciated, in advance.

      wykkyd

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    3. Re:not happening here by tclark · · Score: 1

      I work for a small company in the ski/snowboard industry.

    4. Re:not happening here by tkg · · Score: 1

      A national laboratory. Can't say which one since I'm not an official spokesperson, however, my experience is that they are all fairly relaxed concerning dress codes, at least for the research and technical staff. Safety is more the issue than formality eg. don't wear shorts when working with liquid nitrogen.

  91. This is so silly. by miffo.swe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Instead of marketing and PHB dressing down to regular clothes they need the entire staff to clone up to their level? If i see an IT in suit i cant take him serious, ill assume point'n'click level.

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    1. Re:This is so silly. by Ahchay · · Score: 1

      If i see an IT in suit i cant take him serious, ill assume point'n'click level.
      So, who's being prejudiced here then?

      Cheers
      Chris

  92. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Y'know, you can be a team player, and communicate effectively with other people in the business, and be a good "corporate citizen" (whatever that's supposed to mean) without wearing a suit.

    At the start of the year, I had to go to a client site for a meeting. I had been advised that they had a dress code, so I wore shoes, suit trousers and a shirt and tied my hair back (it was long then), rather than my normal boots, jeans and T-shirt.

    The meeting went fine, everyone seemed happy, until I got back to the office. A few hours later, the project manager approached me rather apologetically, and told me that there had been a complaint about the dress standard of those of us who went to the meeting. Basically, they objected to us not wearing ties.

    Funnily enough, my not wearing a tie didn't seem to affect my ability to get their project done on time, despite both the timescale and the budget being woefully under-estimated. Of course, I'm sure that they'd still rather it went over time and budget, but that we all looked the part.

    Bottom line is, it's not the clothes that are doing the programming, it's me. If you want it done right, there are a few things I need, and one of them is to be relaxed and happy. Force me into uncomfortable clothes, and I'll be distracted, and so make more mistakes and take longer over my work.

  93. Make it an OSHA issue by dnight · · Score: 2

    If you don't like the tie, get it caught in a laser printer fuser and claim it almost killed you (yank the cord before it squeezes your face, please). I think OSHA would have fun with that one.

    1. Re:Make it an OSHA issue by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      If you don't like the tie, get it caught in a laser printer fuser and claim it almost killed you (yank the cord before it squeezes your face, please). I think OSHA would have fun with that one.
      The last day I wore a tie to work was when it got caught in a $8000 wire-wrapped prototype computer board installed in a mainframe on an extender board. It took 8 days to repair the damage (including recreating the data on the trashed filesystems - the computer promptly crashed, of course), and it probably helped delaying the project enough for it to be scrapped.

      No, I did not hear anything about it, nor lost my job for it.

  94. I don't know what the big deal is: by hrieke · · Score: 2

    I have my jeans and I have my dress pants. I rather wear my dress pants- they are that much nicer and far more comfortable.

    I've also noticed that people tend to pay more attention to what I'm saying when I'm dressed nicely than in my jeans and tee.

    The only downside is that I spend a bit more time and money with care and cleaning of my dress clothes.

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  95. They make me wear pants! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And my typing speed is one wpm slower now.

    Damn you!

  96. IT Dresscodes and 'fashions' - and some advice by Qbertino · · Score: 2

    After my art-diploma I shortly considered studying fashion-design. I didn't , but eventually joined the IT field instead.
    One thing that realy caught my interesst during the dot.com craze is, that managers would actually pick the let's-go-visit-our-customer-this-morning show-of geek by the geekiest of clothing. The weirder the better.
    bizarly dressed geek == top class programmer
    The cliche really sticks, even if not allways and for shure.
    I actually chose to be left alone, but be taken serious when I actually do have something to say. Thus I settle for the supersafe classics for IT-pros, and if you're not shure about how to dress, take this as an advice from someone who knows a little about fashion (and has sewn the one or otehr garment allready):

    1.) Double-black thick jeans that *fit* (find your brand, messurements and model) and are long enough to cover the top of the shoes when standing.

    2.) Top quality sports or leisure shirt. I'm serious. Do not - under any circumstances save money on a shirt if money's gonna get you a good one. Then rather buy less. Cheap shirts allways look and fit like cheap shirts, even if they're new. The last one I got is a thick, blackish-green checkered Ralph Lauren without pockets (leisure shirt?). Cost me 80$ (Sale!). Once it's dry, I just put it on and even when I have to where it for days in a row it still looks like freshly ironed.
    Don't be afraid of non-ceo colors or aparently old-fashioned colors though. You wan't to look good and classical, not spineless. And if it's a good shirt it will look good.

    3.)) Black or very dark kneesocks. Kneesocks is a no-brainer. If I ever catch you in short, tennis, sports or no socks you'll get wrapped into barbed wire and shot into the sun. No kidding.
    Only exeption: Summer heat. Then you wear no socks and dark, moderatly colored Teva Sandals (a modern classic that allways fits in summertime) - but wash your feet and clip those toenails!!!
    Summerheat is also the time for an all-out attack from your geek t-shirt collection.

    T-Shirt fitting rule: You lean, mean and slender? Tight fit. You a little pudgy (or a fatso?): The looser, the better.

    And: T-Shirts only, no sweaters! If it's chilly you get a moderately colored pullover or knittwear jacket. Again: quality pays!

    4.)Shoes, not> sneakers (british: trainers). Black. Or other fitting dark color combos. Dockers/Dock Martins will do fine, but better quality shoes that have a more refined style are better. Again, same goes as with shirts: Don't save money in the wrong place. Afer all, you're gonna wear them all day.

    The fashion statement:
    While this outfit may not be the same as standard ceo-look - your an intelligent programmer after all, no ceo, you can attend any ceo meeting in it with a strait face, and might even get positive attention for your outfit. Add a good blazer (Armani or a not so expensive equivalent maybe) and you can even go to the opera without changing.
    And you still won't look overdresed at an emacs developers convent. :-)

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  97. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by FeloniousPunk · · Score: 1

    Yeah, what's got into them? After all, an expensive suit and tie are just the thing to wear when you have to crawl up into the ceiling above the drop panels to run a cat 5 cable, crawl under desks to get at computers, and cut holes in dry wall to put in a new network drop.
    J'accuse!

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  98. Dressing Well by spring · · Score: 3, Funny

    Geeks can be complete slobs, lacking even basic hygiene and fashion sense.

    Having people dress acceptably for work is a sign of respect. It also weeds out the morons. Save the occasional odd genius (which, if you are reading this, you are not), requiring a clean appearance with matching colors weeds out the multitude of borderline retarded MCSE / Visual Basic developers wandering aimlessly in the world, writing crappy code.

    If people aren't able to dress with some semblance of style, they should go work somewhere else, somewhere less demanding (would you like fries with that?).

    1. Re:Dressing Well by Paladin128 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, in every job I've worked in, the only really well dressed techs are the MCSE's and VB programmers.

      I wear what's comfortable, but also have proper hygene. Also, it's much more space/cost efficient to only have one wardrobe instead of two.

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    2. Re:Dressing Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Save the occasional odd genius (which, if you are reading this, you are not)

      OH! Thank you! Mankind has been looking for a way to tell the geniuses from the regular people for decades! Thank you for providing this easy test! "If you read this, you aren't a genius"! Brilliant! Why hadn't our scientists thought of this sooner!

      On another note, We're men(well, most of us). I don't know many men who know(or care) about matching colours or stuff like that in any trade, so I'm not entirely sure that knowing about such things should be an indicator of a persons competance.

    3. Re:Dressing Well by MWelchUK · · Score: 1

      They obviously read slashdot.

      Wait for the headline in a few days.

    4. Re:Dressing Well by Shanep · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (which, if you are reading this, you are not)

      How ridiculous. 148.

      If people aren't able to dress with some semblance of style, they should go work somewhere else, somewhere less demanding (would you like fries with that?).

      I've worked as a systems/network admin for stock exchanges to top tier law firms. Each of these companies allowed lax dress codes.

      Ever worked an average of 14 hours a day, 6-7 days a week in a suit? Ever crawled under desks, floors, above ceilings, behind racks and between walls tracing cables? Ever worked out of hours when the air-con is typically off?

      I once worked 27 hours straight on a weekend trying to find undocumented button addresses for new 'unsupported' digital handsets on an NEC NEAX PABX. I had a bunch of new handsets dropped on me by the NEAX 'expert' who was on a short contract (from overseas) to design the roll-out of these new units (D-Term V's), who incidentally NEVER actually attended the site in question to find out that our PABX did not support them at all, according to NEC and Telstra. So I find this out after removing everyones phone, their old 4 wire digital cards, and patching then replacing with new phones, 2 wire digital cards and patching and then.... the programming.... which didn't work. I was faced with undoing all this work or trying to first figure out if I could indeed make these units work fully. So eventually I did figure out all the addressing required, literally through manual brute-force trial and error. There was no way this mission critical dept could be without phones come Monday. After 27 hours, they were all completely working, to the shock of my IT work mates and NEC. How would you like to work 27 hours straight, without air-con, living off McDonalds, in a bloody suit?

      Being a contractor, I was being paid hourly, so I wasn't a chump as some here might think.

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    5. Re:Dressing Well by dazdaz · · Score: 0

      And your proud of being abused like this? Technical achievement is great, but being slave boy like this is awful.

    6. Re:Dressing Well by richardmguy · · Score: 0

      So let me get this straight, I am supposed to be impressed that you rolled out a massive change without testing it and then had to work your ass off to fix it? In so doing you nearly cost your company downtime, and also cost yourself your weekend.

      You sound like just another seat-of-the-pants cowboy that gives IT a bad name. If you worked for me, I would have walked you out the door on Monday. You are a classic case of martyrdom through incompetence.

      How Completely Unprofessional.

    7. Re:Dressing Well by Yakko · · Score: 1

      His point, which you obviously ignored, was that if he had to do 27hr in a suit&tie, it'd be sheer murder. That, and he'd probably murder you on Monday if you took a shit on his heroics, especially when it sounds like he solved someone else's problem.

      Personally, I'd HAVE to quit this job if they made me wear expensive suits 5 days a week (when I'm wearing business casual now, which doesn't include jeans, shorts, and worn-out garments. We'd be sent home and docked pay to get changed if we violated the dress code. A nice shirt and a pair of Dockers-class pants satisfies it).

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    8. Re:Dressing Well by richardmguy · · Score: 1

      Didn't ignore the point.

      It seems to me that there is a relationship between the same mentality that says "You can't make me wear X" and that which says "You can't make me work in a controlled and disciplined way."

      I had a bunch of new handsets dropped on me by the NEAX 'expert' who was on a short contract (from overseas) to design the roll-out of these new units (D-Term V's), who incidentally NEVER actually attended the site in question to find out that our PABX did not support them at all, according to NEC and Telstra. So I find this out after removing everyones phone, their old 4 wire digital cards, and patching then replacing with new phones, 2 wire digital cards and patching and then.... the programming.... which didn't work.

      So to summarize:
      Without ever testing, he removed everyone's old phone, put in the new phones and tried to program them. This is after the expert "dropped" the new phones on him. He obviously knew that the "expert" had never visited the site, not doing any testing is negligence.

      This is clearly sloppy and unprofessional work, and I stand by my instinct to walk him out. I'm not being a jerk here. If I did the same thing I would expect that my employment would be extremely short term.
      Furthermore, he is responding to a poster asking only that people dress with "some semblance of style" the poster is clearly not advocating mandatory "expensive suits", but a resonable standard of professional dress.

    9. Re:Dressing Well by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      It must be nice being immune to murphys law...Personally, I've seen many times where a change *has* been tested thoroughly, and something completely unaccounted for comes out of left field and breaks everything. It will happen at least once to every tech out there, no matter how hard you plan everything. Short of literally doubling the staff in every IT Dept., it's an impossible expectation.

      Everyone makes mistakes -- it's the people who can recover from them quickly and efficiently who are worth their weight in gold.

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      It's been a long time.
    10. Re:Dressing Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I've noticed the same trend. I tend to think that VB programmers tend to have to make them selves appear more professional than they really are. It's a sales tactic. Look good and people tend to equate that with working good. Most guru's are comfortable in the skills that they bring to the table, and thus put less weight on [ultimately] insignificant things like appearance.

    11. Re:Dressing Well by richardmguy · · Score: 1

      Ummm... we're not talking Murphy's law here, we're talking about people who bring problems down on their own heads.

      There's a difference.

      If he had done the testing and used his mad skillz to recover, then no problem, shit happens. My point was that he didn't do the testing and then thought the was a hero for fixing the problem that he created.

      I agree, everyone makes mistakes, and recovering from them is an important skill, but those who are careful and professional can avoid the need for these kinds of heroics in the first place. Work smarter, not harder.

    12. Re:Dressing Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How ridiculous. 148.

      148 what? Is that like 42? Some magic number only the initiated understand?

      BTW, you're a moron. Why would you roll out such a massive replacement of critical systems without:

      1. testing the solution
      2. running a test environment using the new equipment.

      Your stupidity is astounding, and I feel sorry for your employer, who no doubt had to pay per hour while you did your learning on the job (probably overtime too, hmm?)

    13. Re:Dressing Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 148 might be great, but not if you don't use it.

      find out that our PABX did not support them at all, according to NEC and Telstra. So I find this out after removing everyones phone, their old 4 wire digital cards, and patching then replacing with new phones, 2 wire digital cards and patching and then.... the programming.... which didn't work

      Did you consider testing on one or two units to make sure it WOULD work before ripping out everyone's old units? You may have saved yourself (and the crew that works for you, if any) a lot of grief and a weekend if you had tested your implementation before implementing it.

      It's great to be a hero/martyr and sacrifice to solve what seem to be an impossible problem, but did your client get their money's worth? What if you hadn't solved it by Monday AM? Your client should consider itself lucky.

    14. Re:Dressing Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      On another note, We're men(well, most of us). I don't know many men who know(or care) about matching colours or stuff like that in any trade, so I'm not entirely sure that knowing about such things should be an indicator of a persons competance.

      Perhaps it's an indication of their sexual preference? NTTIAWWT

    15. Re:Dressing Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Save the occasional odd genius (which, if you are reading this, you are not)

      Au contraire, I am a very odd genius indeed! I read \. frequently. We need some light comic relief too you know!

    16. Re:Dressing Well by Capsaicin · · Score: 1
      Having people dress acceptably for work is a sign of respect.

      Acceptably yes, but remember the old adage:Real Programmers Don't Wear Suits. So a suit is hardly acceptable dress for a programmer.

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    17. Re:Dressing Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      148 what? Is that like 42? Some magic number only the initiated understand?

      It's his (claimed) IQ. Which puts him just 2 points short of genius level.

    18. Re:Dressing Well by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      I can't argue with that.

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    19. Re:Dressing Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is there has NEVER been a single line of decent code created by anyone who had their top-botton done up and their tie properly in place. Even programmers unprofessional enough to wear a suit, have to loosen the tie up if they want to be the least bit productive.

    20. Re:Dressing Well by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      How ridiculous. 148.

      Now now, it's not polite to brag.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    21. Re:Dressing Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but being slave boy like this is awful

      That depends entirely on whether your boss is wrapped in skin-tight latex and strutting around you in thigh-high stilleto boots or not ...

    22. Re:Dressing Well by Shanep · · Score: 2

      Paid by the hour?

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    23. Re:Dressing Well by Shanep · · Score: 2

      I was not the specially hired 'expert' though. Some guy flown in especially to design the roll-out was the one who was supposed to do the testing.

      I received phones on a Friday afternoon and was told to have it done before Monday.

      I should have tested one before starting the lot, I agree. But I was fresh out of NEAX training and I was assured by the expert with many more years of experience than myself, that it would be fine.

      The lesson I learned was to never trust the judgement of anyone, regardless of how much more knowledge and experience they have than yourself. I think that is a pretty sad lesson.

      You sound like just another seat-of-the-pants cowboy that gives IT a bad name.

      Huh? As someone else put it "I fixed someone elses problem". The supposed expert was the cowboy, not me.

      My true failing was that I trusted this so called expert.

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    24. Re:Dressing Well by Shanep · · Score: 2

      So to summarize:
      Without ever testing, he removed everyone's old phone, put in the new phones and tried to program them. This is after the expert "dropped" the new phones on him. He obviously knew that the "expert" had never visited the site, not doing any testing is negligence.


      Actually, I did not know that the expert never visited the site until I queried how it could have been bungled so baddly.

      This is clearly sloppy and unprofessional work, and I stand by my instinct to walk him out.

      Not testing a phone first because I trusted someone who was hired as an expert beyond all experts in my whole country, was my failing.

      That doesn't mean that I should be fired. I went to extrordinary lengths to rectify the problem. And lessons were learned.

      Obviously I wouldn't trust anyone absolutely ever again and test for myself.

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    25. Re:Dressing Well by Shanep · · Score: 2

      If he had done the testing and used his mad skillz to recover, then no problem, shit happens.

      The testing was not up to me! Although I should have taken it upon myself to test one unit first and obviously would do that next time.

      Have you never learned through failings?

      My point was that he didn't do the testing and then thought the was a hero for fixing the problem that he created.

      I didn't create the problem, though I was obviously a part of it. I'm glad I could fix it though. I'm not trying to impress you. Merely trying to point out that there are many moments in IT where comfort of staff is more important to productivity than how they look.

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    26. Re:Dressing Well by Shanep · · Score: 2

      Did you consider testing on one or two units to make sure it WOULD work before ripping out everyone's old units?

      This was not my responsibility though. Trusting someone with many years of experience more than myself was obviously the wrong thing to do. I leanred valuable lessons from it.

      You may have saved yourself (and the crew that works for you, if any) a lot of grief and a weekend if you had tested your implementation before implementing it.

      Nobody worked under myself. It was NOT MY IMPLEMENTATION. I WISH IT WERE!

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    27. Re:Dressing Well by Shanep · · Score: 2

      1. testing the solution

      Not my responsibility. Someone was hired for exactly this.

      2. running a test environment using the new equipment.

      Sure, well just go out and buy a spare PABX that meets exactly all firmware revisions in our production unit, just to test it out.

      Your stupidity is astounding, and I feel sorry for your employer, who no doubt had to pay per hour while you did your learning on the job (probably overtime too, hmm?)

      I wasn't supposed to be learning undocumented addressing codes. That is the point. I was just supposed to do the much lower level programming and manual labor.

      The technical stuff was supposed to be figured out already.

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    28. Re:Dressing Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's fun...

    29. Re:Dressing Well by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      you are insane if you think you can weed out good programmers from bad by such a dress code!!! dream on, I say.

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      -pyrrho

  99. Nude Mondays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Casual Fridays are okay. But when they decided to implement nude Mondays, I realised I should have picked a job where more of my coworkers were women.

  100. FYI : tie my shiny a** by moro_666 · · Score: 0

    i still wear leather boots, black jeans and a black
    t-shirt which has the 'i read your e-mail' slogan
    on it ....

    lmao , i wanna see that office that puts me into a suit
    if i'd earn 500k$ a year, maybe , but below that ? no tu.

    why do i need suit while i'm compiling or debugging ?
    how does wearing a tie make easier an analyse of a
    database ? how does wearing normal shoes improve my
    productivity ?

    looking like another yuppiy doesn't make my code faster
    nor does it make me feel more comfortable ...

    KILL ALL HUMANS !!! - [(tm) by Bender (CartoonAction!) ]

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    I'd tell you the chances of this story being a dupe, but you wouldn't like it.
  101. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by Quaryon · · Score: 2

    ... and there was me thinking that my presentation skills and general understanding of the industry were the key points in communicating with my less technical colleagues.

    Obviously I'm wrong, and as soon as I start wearing a suit and tie everyone will understand me much more easily.

    Q.

  102. The cheapscates come out to play!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last company I worked for rode the dot-com financial support wave, and let me tell you how comfortable that place was!

    500$ chairs, great IT group, great system, resources on demand, we had it all... Of course, we did not know that at the time, and we still bitched.

    Now though, I work for a company that actually does turn a profit, and although my salary is better, my working conditions certainly are not!

    It took IT 5 days to put a computer on my fold up table! Pre bought computer racks? Home made wood racks. 500$ chairs? Please, why have a serie of expensive chairs when you can have many torn, miss matched, uncomfortable as all hell chairs. This place is a total sh!t hole. Never mind that it's nowhere near the city...

    People are kind of used to it by now, but still. If they told us we had to wear suites on top of that, I think people would get up extra early the next day to be the first at the office with a gun!

    Anyhow, the point is that if this would have been 5 years ago, my current company would not be able to keep any of it's workforce!

  103. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by necrognome · · Score: 1

    You must be a business analyst with "programming skills" who is jealous of your more knowledgeable coworkers (the ones who can actually code). Not everyone needs to be a 90% presentation / 5% brains tool like you, although these qualities make you ideal for management. Sigh.

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  104. No Dresscode here by z_gringo · · Score: 2

    Actually, my company, which shall remain unnamed, used to have pretty strict dresscodes, in fact the dresscode rules have changed 3 times in the last year.

    First they announced that Business casual had been eliminated, and Business dress (suit and tie) was now required for all offices globally. Then just after everyone spent a couple of grand upgrading their wardrobes, they announced that Business casual had returned. Then, just a couple of months ago, dresscodes were eliminated entirely for all European offices.

    Depending on which office I am in, I may still wear a suit and tie, but when I don't think it's necessary, I wear whatever I want. I think it's a great arrangement, but I feel sorry for the people who spent a small fortune on new clothes, and weren't really in a position to do so.

    Maybe when we get out of bankruptcy, we can go back to Business Dress..

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  105. And then by Konster · · Score: 2

    If you are a company representative, then a suit and tie for males and a long skirt (no slit), short heels and pantyhose are mandatory for the women. Hair above the collar for men and nothing wider than your shoulders for women.

    Free-wheeling, individualistic types that think freely and look like an animated pile of dirty laundry does nothing for anyone. Anyone that thinks differently either A) owns their own company or, B)wanders around in a daze.

    Simple dress and presentation codes exist for reasons that are easily understood by most 5 year-olds.

    If you can't understand this, perhaps you are best left in a room where no one can see, smell or talk to you.

    1. Re:And then by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      Simple dress and presentation codes exist for reasons that are easily understood by most 5 year-olds.

      The "reasons" you speak of may be easily understood by a 5 year old... but the difference between the 5 year old and an adult is that the adult knows that the reasons are actually bullshit.

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    2. Re:And then by Valafar · · Score: 1

      What I am confused about is how not wearing a suit and tie and having long hair makes you smell bad.. I've seen this comment several times and you implied it here.. Just because I'm wearing a T-Shirt and jeans and have long hair doesn't mean that I smell or that I don't take a shower. Perhaps you should get that stick out of your ass and live a little bit.

    3. Re:And then by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Isn't it illegal to discriminate based on gender? How can they say women can have longer hair than men, or that men can't wear skirts and pantyhose?
      Sounds like a good lawsuit...

    4. Re:And then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone that thinks differently either A) owns their own company or, B)wanders around in a daze.

      or C) isn't an idiotic cargo cult manager who thinks that putting a magic piece of cloth around your neck will somehow produce quality work.

  106. Those that forget history.... by coyote-san · · Score: 2

    I've been in this industry long enough to remember when ties (but not jackets) were mandatory....

    Something that these managers have forgotten is that everyone, not just techies, adopted a more casual dress code for a reason. It takes more personal time to maintain a suit - something that's not a big deal if you work 40 hours, but *is* a problem if you're putting in a couple extra hours at work every day.

    It also limits what you can do during the work day. With casual clothing, if I know I'll be working late I may take a long lunch and hit the health club. I can't do that if I'm in a suit but the nearby health club doesn't have full-height lockers.

    I agree that some people, esp. some developers, have gone too far. But it's not hard to specify a reasonable minimal standards, especially if you're flexible. E.g., if you really need to specify khaki slacks because it's what your customers expect, allow "stone" jeans.

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  107. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm honestly not trolling, but

    Why is there no Union for IT workers?
    Because you are in the US
    Why is the current practice of laying off your IT staff, then "re-employing" them as contractors (at a lower rate) not illegal?
    Because you are in the US
    Why is most of the programming work done overseas, where you have to ridiculously overspecify the project to get maintanable/extendable code?
    Becasue you are in the US. Overseas workers are cheaper. + specifying code well + communicating is a good thing
    Why are our governments allowing Visas for people to do IT work, when there are IT people available for work in their own country?
    Becasue you are in the US and have a higher standard of living
    Why do employers/government wish to abuse our human rights read our email, and look at the websites we read?
    Becasue you are in the US with little privacy law
    Why does this kind of article make me sick?
    An article on intoducing dress codes makes you sick!?!?
    Dude, do you know what is happening in Afghanestan (sp), Chechnia (sp), Bosnia.....
    Becasue you are in the US?

  108. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

    There's just no excuse for not knowing how to show common courtesy.

    Sometimes I wish someone would judge my managers from that standpoint. I don't know how (actually I have a pretty good idea), but it seems the people with the worst 'people skills' get management positions around here. Of course, you go up another level and the people there (middle management, or upper local management) and the 'people skills' are there, but only a few actually have a clue what people have to do to get the job done. Only about 20% of the people at that level actually worked their way up to it in this industry, rather than coming in from other industries or straight out of some management school or something along those lines.

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  109. Nice story by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

    There's a story (whether this is urban legend or similar I don't know but it's nice anyway) regarding dress code, Microsoft and IBM and it goes like this:

    In the early days when the two companies were colaboration on DOS for the original PC there was a meeting between IBM and MS. The IBM boys turned up at MS' headquarters all suited up to find their oposite numbers sitting in jeans, t-shirts and sneakers. Both were embarrassed. The next meeting was held at IBM and yes, MS turned up dressed smartly to find the IBM boys had dressed down and were now the ones wearing jeans and t-shirts.

    It seems to me that if you're meeting others then dressing similarly and smartly is a courtesy to your guests/hosts, but if you're just sitting at a desk, hidden away from outsiders, banging out the code (as I often am) then it really doesn't matter what you wear. In fact I'm often NIFOC when coding at home.

  110. Dresscode = None by mkeke · · Score: 0

    I still have my long hair, my beard and all of my earrings and nobody seems to care a bit :)

    Gotta love this place.

    da kekePower

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  111. More relaxed than ever. by LoudMusic · · Score: 2

    I work at an advertising agency, so my milage will most definitely vary.

    When I started, I was semi-expected to wear kaki pants and button up shirt. Though the last two+ years I've been wearing nothing but blue jeans and nice pull over shirts with my Adidas shoes. Somedays I wear sandals, somedays I wear shorts.

    But like I say, I'm a sys admin for a creative agency, so we tend to do things a little different.

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  112. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by The+Wing+Lover · · Score: 2

    Absolutely not. I can code a whole hell of a lot better than I can do anything else. At the same time, I understand that just because I happen to be a computer guy, shouldn't somehow make me magically exempt from the rules of society.

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  113. If you read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You realize very quickly ZDNet Australia has no one who can either write, edit, or spell.

    I suspect the guys who run /. must be involved in some way.

  114. I know they mean IT departments, but... by scaryjohn · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    The market has tightened significantly and whether people like it or not, you're going to have to work a lot harder in this environment than you have ever done in your life,[sic]

    Work harder? Is that possible? All the time, we read articles about software development teams working round-the-clock for weeks to meet a deadline. If these IT departments are doing any sort of application development for in-house use (instead of the minions on contract), I can only imagine that stuff like that happening to them already... and they'll have to work harder? And in suits? (The same suit 24 / 7 for three weeks of never leaving?)

    And my family asks why I didn't go into C.S.

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  115. Respect for subordinates by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1
    When I was an engineer for a large company, I would dress up more than I would otherwise be inclined to because I would be telling technicians who were 20+ years older than me what to do. Not that they wouldn't have done it anyway, but as a sign of respect. I figured if they were going to have to take directions from some one young enough to be their child, the least I could do was to dress up a bit to show them a little respect.

    Now, it's mostly my wife who insists I dress nicely. My coworkers (I work in a company of 10 people), don't really care that much.

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  116. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by riffraff · · Score: 1

    Yes, true.

    The only issue I have with dress code is it should go with the job. You wouldn't expect someone who works on a flight line to wear a suit and tie, just because the HR people in the same company do, would you?

    No, he wears what's appropriate for the job. In my job, I could be moving servers around, disconnecting cables, running cables under the subfloor, and other miscellaneous things. I've ruined enough slacks when I worked for a company that wanted us to look "professional", and I won't do that again.

    It all depends on the job, in my opinion...

  117. Re:Depends on Expected Visibility by jez9999 · · Score: 0

    How exactly do you people keep changing from casual to smart clothing every time you need to go visit a client? Does your office have a changing room, or something? :-)

  118. power and control by trb · · Score: 2
    when people try to enforce rules of appearance, it usually is their way of enforcing their power and control. You can see examples of this in the military, in prisons, and prison camps.

    There is a web site with interesting insight about this question as it applies to long hair, but many of the ideas apply to appearance in general.

    1. Re:power and control by Threed · · Score: 1

      ...schools, churches, government agencies...

      Old joke:

      Q - Why do Judges, Guidance Councellors, and Bankers always wear ties?

      A - To hold up their foreskin.

  119. Employees are no more important??? by lightweave · · Score: 1

    "People see any additional expenditure as fun and that means you don't have to go for that additional comfort for your employees because you don't need to do it anymore because you don't need to compete to hold on to your employees," Reading the above article makes me laugh. I don't know about other countries, but in general here in Europe I see the tendency to make the employees more comfortable in order to ensure that they are staying. But there is fork there. It seems that some companies go for cheaper worker and having to change them often. I usually get myself employed (if I have to) at companies that tend to keep their workers. This is better for me and better for the company as well. If you constantly fire your people because they don't fit a dress code or you consider them to expensive then I wonder how long this company stays in business. The longer a worker (at least in IT) stays in a company the more efficient he will be for the specific company. If you need a new worker you have to train him on the code and 80% of the special stuff, that nobody knows about anymore, is lost. When I started work 15 years ago we had to pay for our coffe ourself. Now most companies are pying not only the coffee, but also tea or other drinks (cola, juice, water, etc.). They start doing projects to check how their workers are feeling in the company and actually do something about it. This doesn't look to me like companies are going to fire away because of a whim. But I guess it may be different in the revered USA or related countries. I'm glad that I never had to move there.

  120. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rules of society?! It's not like we're having some deep-seeded moralistic debate here. We're talking about a frivolous, antiquated idea that comfort/productivity should take a back-seat to appearance. The idea that one person would be offended because another wasn't wearing a tie is repugnant.

    Get the dick out of your ear and pay attention...

  121. Formal Friday by artemis67 · · Score: 2

    Adweek had a write-up a while back about an ad agency that did a twist on the "Casual Friday" fad... They announced "Formal Fridays"; everyone was required to wear either a tuxedo or an evening gown to work. The accompanying picture showed a woman in a glittering floor-length dress, pearls around her neck, and long, white gloves while standing at the copy machine.

    1. Re:Formal Friday by radja · · Score: 2

      well... no way they could get me to do that... I don't do formal... ever.. and according to my contract I have to look 'representative'. suit and ttie does not represent me.

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  122. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by The+Wing+Lover · · Score: 2

    Did you read the damn article? A lot of it dealt with tech workers being dickheads, not just what clothes they were wearing.

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  123. Traditional Discrimination by bagsc · · Score: 1

    Having worked in an office a few years where a very Spartan dress code was required, I have often found that people were straight up evaluated for promotions not on the quality of the persons work, but on their appearance. This office never dealt with customers, never dealt with upper management.
    I think that people promoted to management who do not have the credentials for it attempt to make themselves cosmetically better by providing their superiors with the image of a good staff.
    The traditional excuse is "People willing to bust their ass to look good will bust their ass to do a good job." - Neglecting the economization fact that people only have so much time to go round. While appearance is nice, it is never more cumulative to the bottom line than productivity.
    One place where a dress code does significantly effect is the employee net pay. I end up getting two suits dry cleaned and pressed and a shoe shine per week. A quality suit costs $300-600 range in this country. This is a net expense for the employee, degrading his incentive. While it works out to be only around $40/wk, that's a hard drive a month.
    Maybe I'm a bit bitter because my last evaluation read something like "Excellent job - one of the lynch-pins of the organization. But not ready for promotion. Suit ironed, but not pressed." And no, there was no one else who beat me out in performance.
    Needless to say, this organization is one of the most inefficient ones in the country and requires massive government subsidies to operate.

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  124. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by lobsterGun · · Score: 1

    dude, I think you're wearing that tie wrong.

  125. dressing for recession by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 2

    Kind of puts a whole new light on the concept of dressing for success, doesn't it?

  126. Mind Control by codexus · · Score: 2

    They want to tell you how to dress, when to sleep, when to work, when to eat and when to go to the bathroom. They'll make you think like they want you to think.

    They want you to fear for your job. They want you to be a slave. And when they'll have succeeded, you won't even realize you are.

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  127. Be the part to get the part. by psplay · · Score: 1

    One thing I have noticed over the years is that a company will not promote someone, unless they are already doing that job.

    I.e. you aren't made System Manager unless you have been practically managing that system anyway while being a 'Tech Support Analyst'.

    Dressing up shows your (sad) employers that you look appropriate for other roles (Team Leader, Management). And with the industry at its current state, I will gladly 'dress up' if it helps me land a job title where I dont have to redefine my skills every 2 years or face being replaced by a graduate.

    Playing the game, is another phrase for it. Sad, but at least where I am, true.

  128. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wearing a suit WOULD make me a dickhead. Apparently you've already been affected.

  129. Very simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I am a contractor (among other things), and there is a very simple solution to dress code issues:

    At home:
    slippers & robe or whatever: $65/hr

    on site:
    Causal: $75/hr
    Tie: $80/hr
    Coat & Tie: $85/hr
    Suit: $95/hr

    It works for me, and I generally work in causal once the price is settled.

  130. So, what are we *doing* about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sure you wouldn't want to show the second group to investers...

    (Posting as anonymous coward, because, well, I'm a coward who wants to be anonymous!)

    Life at our teeny dot-com here started out as jeans and tee shirts. Then the CEO determined that investors do not look at code, they look at warm bodies. If said warm bodies look like the guys they hire to roof their houses, then said investors figure that said warm bodies must have washed out of Acme Roofing and decided to become programmers.

    Fair? Nope. At least I don't have to wear a suit, but I do have to wear something at least as nice as a polo shirt and slacks.

    (In passive-aggressive protest, instead of saying something intelligent to the investors to impress them with my 20+ years of software engineering experience and my MS-CS degree, I grunt "Pleeztah meetcha" and go back to work.)

    1. Re:So, what are we *doing* about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's real intelligent. Why don't you randomly delete code off the CVS server while you're at it. What's the matter, you don't like having a job? Those investors are paying your salary bucko. Learn some damn people skills and you'll go much further in life.

      Unless of course you prefer to sit behind a screen all day and code for the same pay for the next 20 years.

    2. Re:So, what are we *doing* about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hen said investors figure that said warm bodies must have washed out of Acme Roofing and decided to become programmers.

      And given all the well-dressed, but idiotic dot-coms they put their money into, we all know how smart the investors are, right?

      passive-aggressive protest, instead of saying something intelligent to the investors to impress them with my 20+ years of software engineering experience

      Find a different job.

    3. Re:So, what are we *doing* about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's real intelligent.

      The guy said it was passive-agressive, so obviously he does not need you to tell him how intelligent, or otherwise, it is. Dropkick!

  131. I came here to work not for a fashion show. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have to dress you know how it can suck to fix a broken network cable under a desk in your Sunday best.

    The more people who refuse to dress up the better.

  132. Aaaaaahhhh! by JimPooley · · Score: 2

    Are the poor geeks not getting things all their own way? Diddums...

    Stop whinging.

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    "Information wants to be paid"
  133. It's all about control by fidros · · Score: 1

    People with these kinds of opinion don't give a rat's behind about productivity - they are simply control freaks, the kind of manager that enjoys the power he has.

    And they're dumb - because in the end while the current job market might promise that he always has employees to fill the chairs if he treat them badly he wobnt have *good* employees, as in creative, willing to go that slightly little further then the jobs demands and use their brain power to the employers advantage.

    And in THIS kind of economical climate, if you're not the best (and in software this means have the best people) you're toast.

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  134. Change in employment terms by Martin+S. · · Score: 2

    Suit Up Or Ship Out?

    This sounds like a change in employment terms to me, and that is always a negotiation not something they can hand down by dictate. I would respond by asking them how much they are prepared to offer in compensation, it unlikely to be enough to get me back in a suit.

  135. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by Arcturax · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, I'm sure its clipped on correctly.

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  136. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by gosand · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Boy, what an outrage. Of all the nerve, to expect computer guys to communicate with other people in the business, to work with them, to adopt the same dress code, and generally become good corporate citizens instead of that grumpy guy sitting over in the corner who won't talk to anyone. I for one am outraged. I should be able to not be a team player, to dress slovenly, and be totally grumpy and non-communicative with my co-workers, just because my skills are with computers, instead of, say, accounting or HR.

    Here is a question for you, and answer it seriously in your own mind: If you work with someone, does their fashion make a difference in your *professional* opinion of them? If you say yes, then you are probably in some type of managment/sales/marketing role. Those people work off of image, technical people work off of knowledge. That is the way it works. If you are telling me that I have to dress up to make the marketing folks happy, then you are full of crap and need to think about your priorities. Now if you are saying that I need to dress up because I will be working with customers directly, then you may have a point. And I find it pretty naive of you to think that all technical people are slovenly, grumpy, and non-communicative. Hey, I know, let's make them dress uncomfortably, that will improve their demeanor! Maybe we need another mission statement, or Hawaiian shirt day! Quick, someone think of a catchy acronym that outlines our business paridigm initiative.

    These are precisely why technical people snicker at the business folks.

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  137. wearing suits is easier by ppetrakis · · Score: 2

    Business casual is the biggest pain in the ass. Having to match up stuff that makes an outfit look 'good'. Too much work and too much time in the morning. With a suit I just throw on a shirt and tie and I'm ready to go, Looks sharp too. I know it isnt cheap but it's certainly a worthwhile investment and boy does it make an impression on your employer. As for casual dress? Look, If you're in a business dress or atleast business casual environment, dress the part. Work is not a place to show off your individualality i.e. I only wear blue jeans and evil dead t-shirts. That's what off time is for. I go so far as to bring a change of clothes with me so I end up looking like the ensemble mentioned above :). Finally, if you're in IT; most of you should be able to afford a decent wardrobe.

    Peter

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  138. Re:Depends on Expected Visibility by MarkusQ · · Score: 4, Funny

    How exactly do you people keep changing from casual to smart clothing every time you need to go visit a client? Does your office have a changing room, or something? :-)

    Phone booths.

    -- MarkusQ

  139. I don't see the problem by _Spirit · · Score: 2

    I like suits, I think they look good. Of course that is a matter of opinion but the disproportionate reaction here amazes me. It's only frigging clothes, its not if they asked you to pierce your ****. I can understand that you would have practical issues, suits get dirty if you drag hardware around all day and that might not be a good idea for a 1000 suit, but if you're behind a desk or in meetings all day, get over it.

    What's wrong with wearing clothes that are:
    a: clean
    b: nice to look at
    c: comfortable

    For those of you that never heard of c before, if you want/have to wear a suit, nylon and polyester are not the way to go, and there are stores where staff will help you pick the right size clothes.

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  140. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by hacker · · Score: 2
    "..instead of that grumpy guy sitting over in the corner who won't talk to anyone."

    ..that grumpy guy who is writing all the code that makes your business successful, and which generates money so YOU can get paid, and have a wonderful house and a wife and a dog.

    Get over it. If you want people to be productive, give them a productive environment. Asking them to wear clothes which don't express their creativity or allow them to feel comfort in the workplace (within certain legal boundaries of course, i.e. nudity or obscenity), then you should expect to get cramped, "head-nodding" engineers who can't write their way out of a paper sack.

    Once the PHB-types realize it is about COMFORT that drives productivity, and not LOOKS, that drive success, maybe they'll slacken up a bit and watch their profits rise. Also, when job applicants realize that the workplace is a comfortable, easy-going-but-fast-paced place to work, the line will be out the door, without ever advertising for employees.

    If you tell everyone that they have to adhere to a strict dress code ("can't leave your cube without a suitcoat on"), you'll be putting ads in the paper to find applicants.

    Besides, for most people, they would gladly accept dressing in business-casual over "Funeral" any day, just ask.

  141. It's a Control Issue by theduck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This has very little to do with anything real except control. What do most people do when they believe they need to be in control but don't understand what's going on? They exert control over the trivial things they do understand.

    Client has no clue about whether your graphical design is good but needs to show they're in control of the project? That red is a bit too bright. Soften it a bit.

    Manager has no clue about how long it really takes to write decent software but needs to show they're in control of the project? That's taking entirely too long. Cut everything by half and forget about testing.

    Software becomes an employer's market and upper management needs to show those uppity coders who's in control (in preparation for adding 20 hours to your workweek)? There's a new dress code. No exceptions.

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    So sound again
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    1. Re:It's a Control Issue by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      This has very little to do with anything real except control. What do most people do when they believe they need to be in control but don't understand what's going on? They exert control over the trivial things they do understand.

      EXCELLENT point... somebody mod the parent up, please! This may be the most "insightful" post I've ever read on /.

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  142. Counterproductive Stance by matastas · · Score: 1

    In short, this is not surprising at all, but it's a bad attitude for any industry to adopt.

    The bottom line is that, yes, companies don't have to be ultra-competitive to grab 80% of the tech employees floating around out there, and they can get away with quite a bit right now. But all this does is create a sense of animosity and further arm the generation of mercenaries with zero corporate loyalty, who take a job/check, and bide their time (/me partially raises hand). This market will rebound (it's showing the beginning signs) like every other, and the shoe will be on the other foot. Then, when the best talent bails because of a company's draconian attiude, maybe they'll learn.

    I'm not against a business-casual dress code (I find good khakis to be much more comfortable than jeans), but if you want me in here 60-80 hrs./week, late at night, you better be ready for untucked t-shirts and jeans. I've known coders so exhausted/devoted that they fell asleep at the wheel and nearly wrecked their cars (I think most of us do); you'd better believe their managers didn't say shit about their attire.

    And IMO, the dot-com culture as it existed is gone forever. Such atmospheres still exist in marketing or advertisizing firms...ohwait, that's basically what the dot-coms were...

  143. Re:Depends on Expected Visibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RTFP

  144. Suit and tie enforces conformity by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    I think requiring everyone to wear suit and tie is actually not that great an idea, because all that does is enforce conformity to an extreme, which can really stifle creativity, in my humble opinion. I can understand requring suit and tie for a company dealing in the financial and securities business, but not at an IT firm.

    Now, requiring minimum standards for business casual is more acceptable. A good clean shirt or polo-style pullover, slacks and non-sporting casual shoes as a minimum works for me.

  145. In this case leave by Minter92 · · Score: 1

    If my boss came to me and said this I would say ok see ya.
    You all need to realized they desperately need us. We walk they collapse. We control the industrys of the world now. Without us "IT" experts there is no economy. We can demand the work environment we want, if we don't get it leave. There are other jobs. If you can't find one start your own company with a lacks work environment and watch the best and brightest flock to your door..

    This is our world boys and girls. We are the ones that control the future.

    1. Re:In this case leave by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 3, Funny

      OK, now, nice and smooth, put it down... now STEP AWAY from that copy of 'Atlas Shrugged'... ;)

  146. Well thats a first (way off topic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid ad made it into alterslash! jerks! knock it off!

  147. Suits can be good by travail_jgd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is one situation where being required to wear a suit to work is beneficial: job-hunting.

    If you have an "appointment" during the day, it's a lot more convenient to already be dressed up for the interview than having to return home or change in the car.

    When I was working at a company with an informal dress code (no denim, no sporting shoes), employees showing up in suits usually meant that someone had an interview, or wanted everyone to know they were a flight risk.

  148. All this proves.... by psykocrime · · Score: 1

    All this proves is that some people are stupid enough to believe that the way you dress has anything to do with the way you work... or anything else meaningful for that matter.

    At least for someone who does not have to deal face to face with customers, it really shouldn't matter whether they come into work wearing a suit and tie, or ripped jeans, a Motley Crue t-shirt and sneakers... as long as the work gets done.

    When management learns to start focusing on things (productivity, quality of work) that really matter, and not superficial bullshit (clothes, hair, etc.) it will be better for everybody.

    --
    // TODO: Insert Cool Sig
  149. Re:haha-telecommuting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey! Sounds like someone just made a good argument for telecommuting. Dress code? What dress code?

  150. In support of dress codes... by azadrozny · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I know this will not make me popular, based on some of the comments I have read so far, but I think dress codes are important. Customers base their willingness to buy not just on product quality but also how the team/company presents themselves. A group of people who are clean cut and well dressed are precieved as doing a better job. Companies are now facing a much tougher market and have to do everything to set themselves apart from the competition. I am not advocating going back to the days of blue suits and red power ties, but I think we need to be a step above jeans and a t-shirt.

    Like it or not how we dress is still important. Do you really want to take your wife out to a nice restaurant (where you will probably be spending upward of $200 for the meal) where the waiters are wearing jeans and t-shirts. Do you really want guests showing up in shorts and sneakers to a formal wedding that you have spent a lot of time an money planning? I don't necessarly like getting dressed up in the morning, but I do it because I am expected to.

    1. Re:In support of dress codes... by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to expect people to "dress up" for a special occasion like a customer visit... but there's no good reason for it otherwise.

      Note that I am assuming an environment like my own office, where there are few occasions where the customer actually comes into our office for anything.

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      // TODO: Insert Cool Sig
    2. Re:In support of dress codes... by borgheron · · Score: 1

      Then you submit to the will and control of others by doing so. GJC

      --
      Gregory Casamento
      ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
    3. Re:In support of dress codes... by azadrozny · · Score: 1
      My office has about 800-1000 employees working in it on any one day. There are (potential) customers in my building every day. We are not required to wear a suite, but respectable dress is a must.

      A line must be drawn somewhere, you would have to agree that showing up nude, unless your a hot babe :), is unacceptable. I don't think setting the bar a little higher hurts, especially in a bad economy when you are trying to hire the best people you can get. I know best dressed does not necessarly translate into the best skills, but you have to agree all other things being equal I would much rather hire/promote the person who goes the extra mile to dress better than the rest.

      I was reponding mainly to the many people who whine about dressing up at all. I have working with people like that before and I wish that would all just grow up.

    4. Re:In support of dress codes... by unconfused1 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately this turns into such a polar argument...suits to nudity...quite the range. Again, I think that most people would be happy with just being able to dress 'nicely'.

      If someone says: no jeans, no tennis/running shoes, no print/undergarment t-shirts as primary shirts...would this be sufficient?

      I work in a place that largely defines 'professional' dress as a series of clothes to avoid...which technically allows for a lot of freedom. It makes them look very open. But if you talk to management about the dress code, they will make the claim that it say, "definitely suit and tie"...even though it says nothing of the sort.

      I'm guessing that a lot of people, like myself, deal with 'interpretation issues' with dress codes.

    5. Re:In support of dress codes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find that "grow up" can not be semanticly disambiguated from "behave as I do".

      Have a nice day.

  151. I laugh at your pain hahahahahhaha by kberg108 · · Score: 0

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha
    I've never worn a suit at my work I've have never even seen my CEO wear a suit I've never seen our chief investor wear a suit except halloween. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

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  152. Humanitarian move by heikkile · · Score: 2

    As the article says, people will have to work harder, in less pleasant environments, doing less interesting work. In short, closer to the kind of life managers and accountants are forced to live. It is an act of kindness to insist on ties for those geeks, for the same reason the rest of the company has to wear them: To reduce the blood flow to the brain, so they will not feel so much of the pain.

    --

    In Murphy We Turst

  153. We lost casual Friday by barzok · · Score: 2

    And then were given a "business casual fashion show" by a local retailer. Their definition of business casual didn't match our company's, however - they say that any shirt iwth a logo isn't allowed, but I see a couple vendor-logo'd polos every day.

  154. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by R.Caley · · Score: 2
    Of all the nerve, to expect computer guys to communicate with other people in the business, to work with them, to adopt the same dress code,

    If you think dressing like someone is a prerequisite for communicating with them then I can only hope you never have kids. You'd either end up one of those embarssing people who dress as if they are 14 at age 40, or not communicating with them.

    I should be able to not be a team player, to dress slovenly[...]

    `Team player' is management speak for `sucker', and anyone whose only options are being told what to wear or dressing slovenly needs to go back to mummy.

    My policy is that if they worry more about the clothes than the work, then I'll subcontract to a showroom dummy and stay home collecting the money.

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    The named which can be named is not the true named
  155. Dressing Nice by Quill_28 · · Score: 2

    One time during college I let my hair grow a little long, for me that's past the collar and my beard about an inch long with no trimming. I had some older clothes and went into a computer store(about 10 years ago). No one would give me the time of the day. I learned a quick lesson: right or wrong people will judge you on how you dress. And it's not limited to the yuppies. Goto some hacker convention with a three piece suit and you will also be judged. Just the way it is.

    Where I work just about anything is allowed. But it is a very small successful company and the owner is smart enough to let actions speak louder than clothes. But when clients come he expects us to look decent(no shorts and sandals, etc).

  156. Corporate dreams... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    What a complete load of rubbish.

  157. Re:Bound to happen-shallow image. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well all that argument would be fine if dressing up actually helped the bottom line, but it doesn't.
    It's actually rather shallow if you think about it. We look good so the company must be good. Kind of like painting up a broken down building. Looks good, but just you wait till a good windstorm. Perception over substance.

  158. RateMyGeekAttire.com by HaloZero · · Score: 0

    I've never had problems or been spoken to about my style of dress, except for once when I walked into a room full of execs wearing a dusty blue jumpsuit (I had been crawling around a rack floor, plugging shites in). Typically, I wear dark blue or black pants (the zip-off "hey-now-i'm-a-pair-of-shorts" casual kind), a black or grey (plain, usually) t-shirt, and my light blue jacket. Jacket usually has assorted geek stuffs in the pockets, giving it that techy feel, but, anywho, my style of dress is something I've been worried about. I'm slated to begin an internship at a local tech company (MapInfo.com) and afraid they'll want me to change my attire. I mean, I don't mind wearing a tie, I just don't have many of them to begin with (two, actually. :P). I'm also happy having my toolkit on me at all times, espicially doing tech work. I can diagnose almost any techical problem with just the stuff in my pockets. It's grand. :)

    Thoughts?

    --
    Informatus Technologicus
  159. There's no dress code when you're self employed by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 1
    I have been working out of my home since April 1, 1998, when I began consulting full-time.

    By consulting, I mean running my own business as a software consultant - not a temp worker, I deal directly with the client and don't deal with brokers.

    If I have a face-to-face meeting with a client, I will wear a nice shirt, but otherwise I could do my work naked if I cared to.

    However, I have found that I can't get it together to work unless I do dress. I can't program in a bathrobe for some reason. But right at the moment (taking a break from my current contract to post here), I am in fact wearing blue jeans and a t-shirt.

    --
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  160. Creative minds don't wear ties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I had to examine programmers that were to be recruited I found that the most skilled ones didn't wear ties and suits.

    1. Re:Creative minds don't wear ties by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2

      The most creative minds wear ties on their johnson.

  161. Oz is changing by dazdaz · · Score: 1

    Is it me, or is Australia becoming a capitalist laden society?

    People should be taking note on this point.

    "The market has tightened significantly and whether people like it or not, you're going to have to work a lot harder in this environment than you have ever done in your life"

  162. What's the big deal? by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you're just sitting on your fat ass all day, tapping a keyboard, it's not like it matters what you wear. You're not capping an oil rig. Grow the fuck up. You're an adult with a job that presumably is ultimately necessary for people to earn their paychecks. Dress like it.

    Those who bitch about suits/ties being uncomfortable need to buy ones that fit. Go to a place where they'll measure you. It's not difficult. Wear a properly fitted suit and you'll realize that jeans that are actually tighter and more confining.

    It's an ugly but true fact that if you dress better, people treat you better. People in stores are more attentive, and women are more likely to give you a first chance if at first glance you look like you have a job with responsibilities, rather than some guy who unloads trucks at UPS.

    Wearing a suit does not help your skills, but it will affect how management feels about you. It may be "selling out" to dress like management, but when it comes time for cutbacks, do you think some superficial manager is going to cut the people who at least look like they fit in with everyone else or the guys in t-shirts who dress like gas station attendants?

    1. Re:What's the big deal? by krow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the buff guy from UPS who spends his time loading and unloading trucks has a much better chance at picking up chicks compared to the fat assed programmer.

      --
      You can't grep a dead tree.
    2. Re:What's the big deal? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      It's an ugly but true fact that if you dress better, people treat you better. People in stores are more attentive, and women are more likely to give you a first chance if at first glance you look like you have a job with responsibilities, rather than some guy who unloads trucks at UPS.
      Not always. I know a grandson of some robber baron of the 18th century; the guy is a total geek and dresses the way; add to that his stutter and no one will pay attention to the guy.

      So, as it happens, my bank used to be in an office building he happens to own, and one day, I get off my motorcycle dressed like a bum (and unshaven for about a week), and meet him as he came out of the building. So, we chatted for about 15 minutes outside, then we split. As I went in, the security guard opened the door for me and said "good morning, sir"...

  163. Pricing Power by austinBlues · · Score: 1

    In financial terms, if you have pricing power, you can do what you want. If you don't, it's called deflation and you do what the customer wants or you go out of business. As an employee, you are in a business relationship with your employer. Which of you can go down the block for a substitute? This is why you can walk out and get a cheap burger from half a dozen chains. But if you want a hand-built guitar from the Fender Custom Shop, you pay their price.

  164. Cycle of business by dazdaz · · Score: 1

    I'd prefer to work for a company of hackers wearing what we like, out input to the company being valued, our thoughts heard and having a greater sense of wellbeing than earning lots of money wearing a suit, sitting in a cubicle, not having a voice, not being allowed to contribute my creative flow to the company mainstream.

    Took me a long time to see this, money is not the end game, it's trying to retain as much hair as possible.

  165. noose by sckeener · · Score: 2

    Here's an old quote from a source I do not remember...(damn I should claim it as mine!)

    'There is something wrong when you report to work with a noose around your neck.'

    Seriously, what it boils down to for me, is the policy should apply to everyone. I remember wearing suits at United Parcel Service. I crawled around in a warehouse under desks in a suit. What annoyed me was seeing all the guys in suits, and the women wearing sensable shoes, kakis, and a polo shirt. (ok, maybe there were other reasons for their attire :) )

    Eventually UPS went business casual and I guess my point is if the policy is across the board and is a bad policy, then it'll get corrected. Just wait out this change...heck, I've out lasted 12 managers. I think I can wait out one more to get a new policy.

    --
    "Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain
  166. One of the first things my present boss told me... by deanthebean · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are three types of people in business.

    1. Those so low down on the ladder no one cares what they wear.

    2. People in the middle who wear nice clothes to make themselves appear professional.

    3. Those so high up on the ladder no one cares what they wear.

    Which one are you? ;)

  167. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rules of society?

    I'm a member of society. I work with other people, as a team. Most of us don't wear suits. Nobody has ever even asked me to.

  168. hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its called conditioning you fuck. air conditioning.

    1. Re:hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      air conditioning

      Warming up the planet, to cool down the room, now that's smart!

  169. no new suits by neilv · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "A man who has at length found something to do will not need to get a new suit to do it in; for him the old will do.... Only they who go to soirees and legistlative halls must have new coats, coats to change as often as the man changes in them. But if my jacket and trousers, my hat and shoes, are fit to worship God in, they will do; will they not? ... I say, beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes... If you have any enterprise before you, try it in your old clothes. All men want, not something to do with, but something to do, or rather something to be.... Otherwise, we shall be found sailing under false colors, and be inevitably cashiered at last by our own opinion, as well as that of mankind."

    -- Thoreau

  170. Suit and Tie screams "Salesman" - only tells lies. by jimwelch · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The better dressed they are, the bigger lies they tell. It just screams "ENRON" to me.

    --
    Never trust a man wearing a coat and tie!
  171. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by sehryan · · Score: 1

    God invented headphones so we could wear jeans and sandals?!?!?

    --
    The world moves for love. It kneels before it in awe.
  172. sneakers today by websensei · · Score: 2
    ...though I sometimes wear shoes.


    the ops crew are still occasionally found barefoot though that's rare.


    this is at a 200+ person officepark company that's not really a startup anymore.

    individuals can and do affect corporate culture, have some spine and shape your company as you see fit, or don't complain when one you don't like is foisted on you.

    --

    La via sola al paradiso incommincia nel inferno
  173. Appearance does not make the man by nicfit · · Score: 1
    At a previous job a customer wanted some onsite integration help which involved a three week trip to lovely (Not!) Silicon Valley. I happened to be the first choice for this project, because it was my software that was being integrated. I don't think that my boss gave it a second thought to send me despite the fact that I was a t-shirt and shorts only type with dread locks! Nor did the customer care or even appear shocked when I arrived. Let's hope times don't change in this respect!

    One benefit was that since the my tripped spanned two weekends I was expecting to be completely bored. Instead, I got a few invitiations from local employees. One in which involved a stellar house party! Call me crazy, but if I would have been wearing a suit I don't think I would have gotten the invite. At least let's hope not ;)

  174. Comfortable Suits by ek_adam · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think one of the problems a lot of people have with suits is that they've only worn one or two suits for graduation and interviews. These were probably three times or more expensive than their casual wear even if they bought the cheapest suit available and they didn't even think about buying the next more expensive suit.

    You can find more comfortable suits if you are willing to pay a bit more. Suits don't even have to be dry clean only. My Tilley jacket is comfortable, has ten working pockets, and the cleaning instruction tag says "Give it hell!"

    1. Re:Comfortable Suits by Reziac · · Score: 2

      [goes to look] First thing I noticed is that the Tilley site presented me with a low-detail version suitable for my crap bandwidth. Score point.

      Anyway... the first suit it showed me was of a durable cotton/polyester blend identical to what's used in the better T-shirts -- how's that for irony :)

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  175. Cheap and Easy Employee Benefit by antis0c · · Score: 2

    Appeal to Employers:

    While working at my company during the dot-com bust, I've had plenty of benefits taken away from me. Quarterly 5% bonuses, subsidized vending machines that only cost 25 cents for anything (including Ice Cream), free parties every friday night at a local club, and 20 - 30% off most local stores. One by one those benefits were taken away. I understand why, these things cost money. But requiring your entire staff to wear a suit and tie doesn't cost you anything unless it is a customer facing department. Myself, the lowly programmer that never sees a a customer should be able to wear something casual. At the very least just some nice pants and a nice shirt, like a polo shirt or something similar. It makes me feel comfortable, work more relaxed, doesn't cost you anything, and you can call it a benefit.

    --

    ..There's a-dooin's a-transpirin'
  176. Girls. by SmoothOperator · · Score: 1

    I think this was in a ZZTop song once.... "cause all the girls love a well-dressed man". Not to sound shallow, but... Trust me guys, suits look good, they are instant chick magnets, especially when you're the only guy wearing one, and everyone around you is in casuals. Something about the fact that you took the time to put on something decent. Works all the time.

    --

    Veni, vidi, vici.

  177. Re:Gah, no thanks...Hypocrasy to PI. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The business community was recently confused when a new species, the techhead, arrived on the scene, with a unique form of dress. Initially the new species was accepted, but since the tech crash their uniform now signals "I have a lot of weird ideas, most of which will lose you money, drive down your stock price and possibly destroy your business"."

    Oh now that would be rich. The dot-BOOM was driven by guys in suits, into the ground. Compared to that. Tech guys with their anti-social stigma are positively tame by comparison.

  178. what dress code? by MoNsTeR · · Score: 2

    I'm wearing an AudioGalaxy t-shirt and a plaid flannel. I call the VP of IT by his first name. OTOH, I make $9.50/hr :(

  179. Looking the part by regnad · · Score: 1

    Yes, you are programmers (sys admins, network admins etc etc), and yes, you have different job functions then the other people in your company. That does not mean that you can be a slob. You are not indespensible. You are not irreplacable. I dont have to take your BFOH attitude and your grubby 'Chix Dig Linux' t shirts. In the dot-com days you could swing your weight around and move from company to company, but now isnt that case anymore.

    You are at your job, you should treat it like a job. Keep your shoes on. There is no proof to the 'dressing casual increases productivity.' So dress neat, dress clean, and do your job. The problem is that the stereo typical image of a IT geek isnt a guy in jeans comabts and an iron t shirt but instead someone with cheetos stains and a 3 day havent showered funk. If that perception were otherwise, the situation would be drastically different.

    In fact there have been some cases to prove that similar dress and dress codes INCREASE resiliance in the face of a problem.

    http://hbsworkingknowledge.hbs.edu/item.jhtml?id =3 067&t=organizations&sid=0&pid=0

    And please, I dont care if you are casual dress or not, use deoderant.

    1. Re:Looking the part by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I agree 100%, however I'd like to add the following requirement:

      Own deoderant. Use it daily.

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      Cruising the internet on my TI-99/4A @ a whopping 300 baud!
    2. Re:Looking the part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll start wearing a suit when you learn to use the English language properly.

  180. Direct quote from "Employment Policies" by papasasha · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Dress code

    1. When there are visitors, you must wear clothes."

    Flannel shirts are defined as "business casual".

  181. Dress codes are dumb/employers aren't doing this. by borgheron · · Score: 1

    This idea has been floating around for a while. It's a simple issue of control. An "I want you to come into work with a suit and tie because I'm the boss and I say so" type deal. Most companies I have worked for still have the same dress code they always had.

    There is absolutely no scientific proof to show that "dressing up" at work helps productivity. Speaking for myself, I find that the more comfortable I am, the more focused I am. Being more comfortable usually means a decent polo shirt and a pair of jeans.

    GJC

    --
    Gregory Casamento
    ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
  182. Investors like to see geeks looking like geeks by skelter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The two successful companies I've worked for both settled on the general pattern of first sheltering the customers from the geeks while the geeks are being geeks. As soon as there is a weird technical problem, or the customers need to see a freak show, they are introduced to the technical staff. We have a few key customers who just eat up a team of us working on a problem, drawing on whiteboards, typing, and yelling down the hall, pointing at code, at each other, etc.

    As for those companies returning to some dress code, where there is not proximity to the customer, you will find people who wear suits who are disturbed by other people who are not wearing suits. As far as I can tell, it's some sort of nakedness, protection and projected image thing. The suit-wearer may expound on how poorly the khaki's reflect on the company, but the body language will be the same as if you are geek-nekked. Yes, they are threatened by your 'leet-geek-nekked-ness, their inability to control it, and the fact that you are not hiding behind a suit like everyone else. Read "Dressing for Success" and some other books for the choices made when buying a suit and how/why the affect other people's judgment of the suit-wearer.

    It works the other way around, as well. Many of the people I work with will distrust, either actively or passively, anyone wearing a suit. If you are wearing a suit, you are automatically categorized as shady, untrustworthy and probably criminal. Many of our customers wear suits when dealing with mgmt and sales. When it's a technical issue, they shift to kaks and polos.

    The company I work for is seeing a backlash against the technical staff for perceived excesses during the boom. At least that's my best take on it. So now, the rats all have their swimming caps on, but aren't needing to jump, because other companies are flying helo's out to pick them up. In other words, we've got excellent people here with irreplaceable domain expertise, and we're losing them because upper management is trying to bf them. Yes, we're losing them in spite of the industry slump. Out of all those tech people in the world looking for work, our people are landing jobs. We're losing them for stupid reasons. Middle management is horrified because 1) their fief-base is eroding 2) upper management is doing and saying the weirdest and strangest things which are serve only to make software developers lives miserable at the company and 3) middle-mgmt is next. It's a software company, and a software company needs two things: product to sell, and sellers of the product. The dress code is just another way to reduce our ability to produce product.

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    -- They say you die a little bit each day. Have a nice day!
  183. TFH by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    suits are uncomfortable, infact in a sit on you ass all day job, there too fucking hot!!!!! Ok if I worked outside, i might consider waring somthing designed to keep the heat in like a tie, but in an office there highly un-practical, spread pungent smells of sweety armpits, take far too long to shop for and get fitted properly.
    An I hear to work or look pritty?
    hmm..... The only suits I see comming in that direct would be law suits.

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    thank God the internet isn't a human right.
    1. Re:TFH by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      suits are uncomfortable, infact in a sit on you ass all day job, there too fucking hot!!!!! Ok if I worked outside, i might consider waring somthing designed to keep the heat in like a tie, but in an office there highly un-practical, spread pungent smells of sweety armpits

      Sounds like you're wearing polyester. Try lightweight 110s wool. It's breathable and not too insulating. And a proper cotton shirt. Generally, the fewer manmade fibres in your clothes, the better (the only manmade I'm wearing now is my shoelaces!). Spend as much as you can afford on your clothes, you're going to spend most of your time in them!

    2. Re:TFH by spectecjr · · Score: 2

      suits are uncomfortable, infact in a sit on you ass all day job, there too fucking hot!!!!! Ok if I worked outside, i might consider waring somthing designed to keep the heat in like a tie, but in an office there highly un-practical, spread pungent smells of sweety armpits, take far too long to shop for and get fitted properly.
      An I hear to work or look pritty?


      Spoken like someone who's never worn a school uniform. :-)

      Simon

      ps. Friends occasionally wonder at why I look... well, frankly, *comfortable* wearing a suit. Then I ask them what kind of school they went to, and the lightbulb clicks on.

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      Coming soon - pyrogyra
    3. Re:TFH by oliverthered · · Score: 2

      I'm Alergic to Wool any many other things sheepish, so not only would I be hot, I'd be hot and itchy.

      Any-how, why should I spend loads of money on cloths, just turn the heating down, wear T-shirts (or jumpers if you cold), open the windows and get a bit of fresh air around the place.

      (BTW I wear cotton shirts and break a sweat if it gets above 22Deg C (or about 70F)

      work is anoying enough [I'd rather have no money and provide everything I do gratis], but being forced into a brainwashed conformity that's just taking the piss

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      thank God the internet isn't a human right.
    4. Re:TFH by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      I had to wear a nasty polyester blazer[as in fucking blazing hot]
      cotton trousers were great, until you got acid spilt on them and they desolved (more polyester trousers).

      Yep that's why I feel confortable wearing nothing but my pants.

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      thank God the internet isn't a human right.
  184. Uniform? by the+bluebrain · · Score: 1

    Just a though, by-the-by: someone once gave me a alternative viewpoint on this "suit" issue:

    a common way of regarding the dreaded pinstripe is to consider it restricting, regimental, uncomfortable, conformist to the degree of being reactionary, ugly, that the tie is a tourniquet on the neck allowing less blood to reach the brain, that it makes corporate drones out of human beings, et cetera et cetera.

    An alternative is to say that it's democratic... Ask yourself what a non-suit-wearer is communicating by wearing the jeans & tee-shirt, if it could be formulated in words. It might be something along the lines of "I don't need to do that shit. Why? Because I'm good. And because I'm good, I can afford to wear whatever I find comfortable."
    If this is anything close to the truth, it is an affront. It's saying "me: cool - no suit. You: uncool - suit".

    One nice thing about suits is that they make everyone appear the same. As it is, in the world of suits, there is no immediate cue as to the status of anyone walking about in a business building (hence the Japanese culture of handing over business cards immediately upon meeting someone: there is less of a democratic tradition in Japan, so they have to use some other cue to check how low to bow (as it were)).
    And this I find pretty cool. Even if it is complete bullshit, at lease there is a token regard for the sentiment that everyone in a certain group (i.e. a company) is, on some level, equal: equally valuable, equally respectable, equally responsible.

    Anyway. I'm just saying that it ain't necessarily all bad. And yes, I do own suits, and I wear one about once every two weeks when visiting clients, mainly because I don't want to rub it in that yes, actually I can wear whatever I want, and they can't.

    And since karma is there to burn, an anecdote: A co-worker and BMW-driver told me about a breakdown he experienced on the highway in Italy. He calls the "BMW tech support", and what does he get?
    Two mechanics, arriving in a nice but not opulent beemer, dressed in very professional dark business suits & ties covered by gleaming white overalls.
    History relates that they did not only look sharper that *any* traveller on some god-forsaked dusty Italian highway has the right to, but the fixed the problem, too.

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  185. Indentured servatude by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    "The US has a history (hundreds of years) of indentured servatude. That's how my family got here from Europe."

    The United States didn't have indentured servatude, the nations colonizing North America did.

    Indentured Servatude ended before the United States won the Revolutionary War, but slavery continued.

  186. Changes in dress code? by hendridm · · Score: 1

    If requested, I would gladly put on a dress and lipstick and hum the melody to Eternal Flame by the Bangles if someone would just give me a chance at a job. Dress code is the least of my worries.

  187. Academia... by SmackDown · · Score: 1

    I wake up every morning and thank the universe that I have an IT job in academia. I get to sit around from 8:00-5:00 at my desk, in my _own_ office with my nice linux boxes and my Dell server rack, write PHP and play with barcode scanners and RFid tags all day, manage the servers, put out fires, etc. All this, in my khakis (because they're comfortable) in the winter or my shorts in the summer and a t-shirt all year round. Everyone else dresses in "business casual" anyways, because they're faculty. They pretty much expect me to be wearing a t-shirt and Birkenstocks. No one is ever going to fire me because I basically have the professional/scientific equivalent of tenure. I get 16 hours a month of vacation time and 12 hours of sick, am more or less shielded from the rigors of an unstable economy, and get a guaranteed 3-5% raise each year. Then I drive home in my Accord EX V6 and again thank the universe for our excellent system of institutions of higher learning.

  188. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God invented headphones so we could wear jeans and sandals?!?!?


    Yes, glad you are clued in now. Furthermore, Al Gore invented the internet so we could use modern plumbing facilities.

  189. Sales Droids and Middle Mgrs by COredneck · · Score: 1

    Leave it to marketing to ruin things. Where I am at, I was given a talk about wearing jeans. Marketing people complained. I am now in a different position and I have to move equipment, do cables and if I get bitched at for wearing jeans, I would ask for a clothing allowance.

    Dress codes are bullshit. Nothing wrong with jeans.

  190. suit and ties reduce thinking by The+Fold · · Score: 1

    I work for one of the UK's national utility companies on their IT Helpdesk, I also am occasionally asked to do some coding if they need a small app to do something. On the helpdesk, we're not customer facing, no one we speak to knows who we are or what we look like because we rarely meet any of them.
    My arguement for a while has been why we need to wear a shirt and tie if we never have to meet our users. When we do actually have casual clothes days, the general atmosphere is a lot more relaxed and people are happier about being stuck at a desk in front of a VDU all day.

    As for the hours (I saw a couple of the early posts on this), we work from 8am - 6pm and 8am - 1pm on saturdays. If I'm working on a coding project, I will only code during those hours because 1) it's all I'm paid for (we don't get overtime), and 2) I like to have my evenings to myself.

    I know that if I did have a job where I did coding all the time, I would want to be able to wear casual clothes as dressing in my normal state helps me relax and as such, I'll get more done rather than feeling that this tie is somehow blocking my thought processes! :-P

    In my mind, having to wear suit/shirt and ties is an out-dated way of doing things, managers say it helps you look professional and gives the correct look for the company. Whereas I say, as long as the employees are happy and the work gets done, does it really matter what they wear??

  191. Uniforms by MacBrave · · Score: 1

    I currently work in the IT department of a Japanese owned auto assembly plant in the midwest. Everybody wears a 'uniform' of grey pants and a white shirt. People working on the assembly line wear t-shirts, others like myself have short sleeved oxfords. The nice thing is that we get a yearly uniform allowance and you don't spend my time deciding what to wear. The one downside is that the company logo is stamped on the pants and shirts.

  192. We were casual before the dot-com binge... by smithmc · · Score: 1

    ...and we're still casual now that it's gone. (For us, "casual" basically means no shorts, sweats, or t-shirts, and yes, you must wear clothes every day, no exceptions. ;-) Letting your people be comfortable while they work isn't "hip" or "revolutionary", it's good business sense, and it don't cost nothin'.

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  193. At my workplace... by antdude · · Score: 2

    (Symantec), the clothes are not strict. In fact, it feels like a dotcom in a corporation. Management doesn't really care as long as employees and contractors work long hours. :)

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  194. Just a random thought.... by Tofu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, where I work we have the dress code of "clothes required" and that is it. Some guys wear business casual and some where t-shirts and tennis shoes. You can check us out here. Anyway, my thought it is this, most computer guys (programmers,scientists, etc.) are problem solvers.That is their job. To solve problems with the tools they are given or to give users the appropriate tools to solve their problems.I think it does not matter what they are wearing. As long as they solve those problems. And if you are all jazzed up in a suit then you (in my opinion) give the impression you are trying to sell something and not solve my problems. So, until they give me a cool 'computer scientist lab coat' I am going to wear what I am comfortable in and be the problem solver I am supposed to be. :)

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  195. Interviewing wife before getting job w/ EDS by COredneck · · Score: 1

    I joined the job market in 1990 and I also had some money saved up. I bought a new Mustang GT. I was told by a relative who was a job placement counselor at a University to be careful when I went to interviews.

    She told me to park the Mustang in a place to where the potential manager couldn't see the car I drove. I asked why and she mentioned that Mustang would reflect badly to a potential employer and would show him that I supposedly have money and he think I don't need a job and by having a muscle car, it would show me as being irresponsible as well. Some psycho bullshit like that.

    Place I went to work at, there was an old school large corporate type of guy, about mid 40's who I didn't interview with but met on my first day at work. I left for lunch and he remarked to one of the people who I became good friends with that I was a spoiled SOB. He then mentioned that driving a car like that reflected badly on the company. Kind of what my relative mentioned. I still think it is bullshit.

    I now drive a heavily modified truck for 4 wheeling and the same with a Jeep. If someone makes a comment, I will tell them to where to stick it.

  196. Can I expense my clothing bill? by fishbowl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can I expense my clothing bill? How about a tax deduction? (I'm serious -- if the clothing standards are "required" by the company, then there should be some compensation.)

    The thing about this and any management-mandate is, if you are not replaceable and management realizes this, (and not being able to replace you means failure of the department, division, or company) then you have virtually unlimited bargaining power.

    Otherwise, you need to toe the line. It's that simple.

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    1. Re:Can I expense my clothing bill? by jim3e8 · · Score: 1

      I've done a lot of research into tax law since starting my own business, and unfortunately, you can't expense your suits. IRS doesn't allow deductions for work clothing unless they are "unwearable" outside of your job. Fast food uniforms and medical scrubs fall into this category. Suits, no matter how you feel about them, do not.

    2. Re:Can I expense my clothing bill? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Some businesses DO give a clothing allowance, just as some pay milage if you live an unreasonable distance away from work. Only way to find out is to ask.

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    3. Re:Can I expense my clothing bill? by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

      ...if you are not replaceable...

      Quick lesson in life:
      Everybody is replaceable.
      We now return to your scheduled programming.

    4. Re:Can I expense my clothing bill? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Quick lesson in life:
      >Everybody is replaceable.

      Counterexamples from my own career:

      1. "You" are a principal investor. When you leave, you cash in your preferred stock and/or cease your financial support of the enterprise. Okay, so you are as replaceable as your money...

      2. "You" are the individual owner of intellectual property and/or physical assets upon which the enterprise depends for its operation. When you leave, you take your property with you, and the business ceases operation.

      In both of these cases, it is in the company's interest to keep this person happy, fulfill the agreements and contracts, not bounce any paychecks, and so on. To be fair, in both of these examples the person I refer to was a founder of the company or a principal investor in a lesser venture, but the point I'm trying to make is that not everybody is "replaceable."

      Still, I've seen many instances where "management" did not get the message that, yes, if someone isn't comfortable/happy, they really will quit -- in cases where it did not seem like such a horrible thing until they were gone, because it wasn't clear how much work they did until "somebody else" had to do it (which means, it doesn't get done.)

      Also, I think you sort-of missed the point of my original post: You are replaceable, therefore, if your boss wants you to put on a monkey suit and dance for pennies, you should ask if he'd prefer you wear a fez or a beret.

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    5. Re:Can I expense my clothing bill? by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2

      Maybe with the IRS, but I put some severe cold weather gear through and the German Finanzamt (our IRS) accepted it. I was working out in Russia and -30C isn't unknown even in the big cities. It didn't seem to matter that the gear was also useful in the Alps when skiing.

  197. Exactly. Peopleware agrees by Drakonian · · Score: 1
    I recommend reading Peopleware by Tom DeMarco and Tim Lister.

    These guys have some excellent insights into knowledge-based industries. Most of their examples are for software development. One of them is if you don't interact with clients/customers, there is no reason why you should need to dress up. The suit and tie will only distract you from the work you should be doing. You are less productive. Dressing up is more about asserting management's authority than anything else.

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  198. Always an exception by Christopher+Bibbs · · Score: 2

    Frankly, you are the exception to the rule in every sense. Most employees in the tech industry are having to follow rules more closely. At the same time most of them have under 5 years with their current company and under 10 in the industry. Around here [large software company] some folks have to snap in line with the recent changes while other developers whose work is more profitable get away with murder. Well, maybe not murder, but poor dress and borderline sexual harassment.

    1. Re:Always an exception by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Also I'm in the senior engineer position in a good group. The manager works with us, not in some lofty office somewhere above us. We crack jokes at each other all the time (the NT admins are in the next set of cubes).

      It seems unlikely, based on our situation, that Management (capital M) would actually tell our group to get dressed up.

      Admins seldom see the customer in our situation. Developers and the technical leads are constantly meeting with the customer to figure out how to make the programs work.

      [John]

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  199. PLEASE HELP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Publish the names of the companies enforcing those dress-codes so I can STOP BUYING THEIR PRODUCTS.

    They think *THEY* have the power? WRONG! *I* have the power!

    Thank you.

  200. I call bulls**t on that by lostboy2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The market has tightened significantly and whether people like it or not, you're going to have to work a lot harder in this environment than you have ever done in your life.

    Apparently this guy has never worked at a dot.com startup. I've worked for two, and worked my butt off at both, rarely working less than 80+ hours/week. The reason I worked so hard wasn't because of the paycheck, the stock options or some suit/PHB telling me to, it was because I was personally invested in seeing the companies and their products/services succeed. This is not to say that people outside of the dot.coms don't also work hard -- they do. It's just simplistic (and inaccurate) to portray dot.commies as slackers.

    The notion that a suit looks more professional or mature is also crap. First of all, I know a lot of suits who are neither professional nor mature (and utterly incapable of communication). And secondly, I seem to remember a time not too long ago when women and people of color were considered to be less "professional" than white men, and thus unworthy of higher-ranking positions. Please tell me we're not headed back in that direction!

  201. Fast Food Attire by EEgopher · · Score: 0

    Are you kidding? Fast food uniforms are more strict than anybody's! I flipped fish at a popular chain for two years, and I'd say 50% of my fat boss's ranting was due to either:

    1) smoking in break room
    2) shirt not tucked in

    the other 50% of his rants were:

    3) his girlfriend's fifth pregnancy (by him)
    4) his dominion over the game StarCraft

    My first day of work, I was chastised severely for not wearing a hat, my long hair drooping into the burgers.

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  202. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Putting on a suit isn't going to make all "computer guys" MAGICALLY adherent to the rules of society, either.

    If your IT fellow has a bad attitude, what he's wearing isn't the problem.

  203. Power and Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ties are an out moded fashion. Corporate dress codes are about the traditonal male dominiation hierarchy. Simply, it is about power and control - they have it and workers do not. IF enough people refused to wear ties then they would go out of fashion - no employees, no business.

  204. Sweatpants by Chris_Hayes · · Score: 1

    My job involves me programming perl software, and not having to interact with anyone. Although we do have a semblance of a dress-code, it is never enforced. I wear t-shirts, sweatpants, and flipflops.

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  205. Re:Bound to happen-shallow image. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at it this way. I am the beancounter that counts the beans at my company. One of my cost centers is IT. The IT Director gets money from me in the form of an annual budget. However I have a fairly low opinion of the IT department because the only time I ever see one of those guys, they always look unshaven and tred around in "sneaker" and jeans. All the more obvious because, apart from the shop-floor workers, who are in overalls, everyone else in here manages to wear a tie. I am reluctant to increase my IT spending because my *perception* of the department is that they're all just slobs. This kind of stuff hits IT harder than you think.

  206. Ties? Creativity? by bee · · Score: 1

    If your idea of creativity is having a different tie than others, you probably also use phrases like 'thinking outside the box' and listen to such creative bands as Hootie and the Blowfish.

    Sure, ties are all creative and such. That's why you see so many artists and rock stars wearing them.

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  207. You want comfort, to "fit the code" and annoy boss by Carmody · · Score: 2

    Learn to tie a bow-tie. It isn't that difficult. A bow-tie is as comfortable as wearing nothing at all, looks cool, AND will annoy your boss, because it is unconventional. But technically it IS still a tie. It also doesn't get in the way when you lean over, and when you start on unpaid overtime you can untie it and let it jauntily drape.

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  208. Re:Depends on Expected Visibility by rnturn · · Score: 2
    ``Phone booths.''

    Heh, heh, heh.

    You obviously haven't noticed the trend towards eliminating public phone booths altogether or making them little more then a phone on a pole with a little cover over it that's there merely to keep most of the rain off the phone (the phone company could care less if the user gets wet).

    Nowadays, Clark Kent would get arrested for public indecency when it came time to change into his tights. (He'd still have the Supply Room at the Daily Planet, though.)

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  209. There's something about a suit... by Triv · · Score: 2

    that makes me feel wonderful. Putting a suit on in the morning is a wonderful routine. Shirt. Slacks. Cufflinks (yes. cufflinks.) Tie. Jacket. Handkerchief. Dress shoes. Topcoat. I walk out of the house feeling like a million bucks, and I really think that's the point - people carry themselves differently in REAL dress clothes.

    I used to wear a suit on my job hunts. I'd walk into an interview thinking I was the king of the world, and I was never unemployed for more than a month. To me, it's not how you look that's so important, it's the aura of...professionability...you radiate and how it makes you feel.

    I mean damnit guys, what did all you naysayers go to interviews in, a speedo? You can only trust your CV for so much, and realistically it's not the first thing the brass sees, YOU are. Yeah yeah, unbiased, best qualified, screw the tie, yadayada. It's not realistic, and if you've gotta wear a suit, then wear the friggin' suit.

    Triv

    1. Re:There's something about a suit... by unconfused1 · · Score: 1

      I'm betting, as one of the 'naysayers', that most of us would like to go to interviews and work in khakis or tan cargo pants and a nice short-sleeved work-shirt or an irish wool sweater or a stylish mock-turtleneck.

      Most of us aren't looking to go to work in ripped jeans and a t-shirt...just clothes that don't require sweating in in/outside temperatures of more than 65 degrees F...and clothes that don't require a noose on our necks.

      Encouraging the status quo by stating that "if you gotta wear a suit, then wear the friggin' suit" will never cause things to change. How often does change that is fair come from the top down? If you made it to the top...then you likely played the game...if you played the game why would you want to change it?

      The suit/corporate-vanity is an issue not because of the clothes as much as the clothes are a metaphor about the lack of respect for knowledge and actual skill there is in the corporate world. It tends to be more about who you agree with, or who's vanity you appeal to, or who can demonstrate they will do business as usual.

    2. Re:There's something about a suit... by Triv · · Score: 2

      clothes that don't require a noose on our necks.

      I LIKE ties, don't feel suffocated by them at all. Maybe that's just me.

      Encouraging the status quo by stating that "if you gotta wear a suit, then wear the friggin' suit" will never cause things to change.

      Dude. It's just a suit. We're not talking about civil rights abuses or a loose interpretation of the constitution. And actually, if you walk the walk and wear the suit and eventually make it to the top, if you still don't like the suit, change the policy if you can. I doubt you can, but try. See how seriously vendors or competitors take you if everyone comes to work in golf shirt. Changing the status quo at your company is wonderful, but companies survive by networking (in an HR sense) with other companies. It looks bad, plain and simple.

      The suit/corporate-vanity is an issue not because of the clothes as much as the clothes are a metaphor about the lack of respect for knowledge and actual skill there is in the corporate world.

      Fine. You don't like the suit, get a different job. More power to you. Sometimes you can't be picky. It's just a job. Personally, when I worked in corporate america I wore the suit, I went to work, I did my job, and indulged my grunge-'screw the man'-liberalisms when I got off at 5.

      I say again: it's just a job. More power to ya if you change the importance of 'da suits' in american society. I'm all for revolt, but sometimes you've gotta toe the line. If I were you I'd save my time and energy for the important fights. Just my opinion. :)

      Triv

    3. Re:There's something about a suit... by VB · · Score: 1


      Suits are fine for job hunts. But, no one's going to make you do anything on the interview. I can even agree with the esteem boost.

      As the IT guy in a 1st Mortgage shop at Citicorp some years back, though, I found myself stuck competing with a bunch of loan officers for the best tie award every day spending massive amounts of my discretionary income on ties that got in my way as I tried to get my job done. Expensive slacks got ruined when some office cow would look at me in her polyester flower-dress and say "Gee, Sparky, I don't kno how to change the toner in the copy machine."

      So, putting good dress into practice is largely a matter of function. If you interact with the public and have to sell shit, dress up. But, when I get off work, I go live my fucking life. I'm not going to spend $150 on a new tie, or $1000 on an Armani suit when I'd rather throw the money down on a new Taylor acoustic guitar.

      I work so I can finance my life. What do you do?

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    4. Re:There's something about a suit... by Triv · · Score: 2

      So, putting good dress into practice is largely a matter of function.

      Absolutely. You were changing toner, I was crawling around a dusty file room. I wore a suit for the first three days of one particular corporate job, after which my boss said, "Y'know, you're going to ruin those clothes in that room. Be presentable, but no one's going to pick on you for not wearing a suit." However. There's a difference between a desk job and a dirty job. If you're running cable or working tech maintenance a suit would be ridiculous. But if you're coding, and just coding...I'd say suck it up and deal with it, or find another way to pay the bills.

      I work so I can finance my life. What do you do?

      Sounds familiar. :)

      Triv

    5. Re:There's something about a suit... by Gudlyf · · Score: 2
      I used to have to wear a tie. Then one day, after pulling a few late-night shifts as a SysAdmin, I was working on the innards of a printer and, while the gears were churning away, my tie slipped into the printer. It nearly strangled me, plus I lost a good tie.

      The next day I came to work sans tie. I slung the tattered tie over the wall of my cubicle with a note, "this is why I don't wear ties here anymore". I've never worn once to work since, and that tie is all the explanation I need.

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    6. Re:There's something about a suit... by unconfused1 · · Score: 1

      You are right. It is JUST a job. But why should I not get a job that I'm very qualified for and could do very well just because someone's vanity was not satisfied?

      Worse yet...why should a committed and contributing employee be fired because of the vanity of the perception of business attire?

      I respect your liking ties and suits. I don't. But lets say that we both are up for the same position. Lets say that I not only have more qualifications, but also job experience for this position that you don't have. You are the runner up in qualifications/experience. BUT, you wear a 3 piece expensive suit, and I wear Dockers and an Irish wool classic-looking sweater. And then you get the job. You don't find that to be fundamentally misguided?

      I think that it reveals prejudice created by an old European tradition about what society considers 'professional'. It has nothing to do with reality...and therefore in my opinion should not be part of the decision.

      In the same example...if the person doing the hiring was not sighted, I would bet that the suit tradition would lose and the qualifications would be the primary influence.

      I've watched people here at my job not get a position because someone else, who is less qualified, had a nicer suit...or wasn't overweight...or was more 'pretty' in some respect. After having seen this many, many time...I have a bit of an opinion about fairness in this issue.

      Thanks for the good discussion.

    7. Re:There's something about a suit... by Triv · · Score: 1

      you wear a 3 piece expensive suit, and I wear Dockers and an Irish wool classic-looking sweater. And then you get the job. You don't find that to be fundamentally misguided?

      Yes and no. I admit I'm torn on this.

      On the one hand, suits be damned. If you've got the experience you deserve the job (assuming you go to the interview presentably. Dockers & a sweater or something. Not a shirt from thinkgeek with potato chip crumbs littering the front. :P) But on the other hand, I can understand how someone comfortable in a suit can seem to mean more to an HR guy. It supposedly says something about a possible employee's...state of mind? Wrong phrase, but you see what I mean, yes? And I sort of understand that - HR wants someone who'll do their job and fit in - someone who won't make waves. Not saying it's right, just that I can see why they'd think that.

      Meh. I dunno. As it is I work in an extremely casual environment (jeans and a t-shirt) and, as comfortable as a suit is to me, denim and flannel is the ultimate in comfort. Slacker ethic dies hard, what can I say? :)

      Triv

  210. RTFA by intermodal · · Score: 2

    it doesnt have to do with just the clothing. This is an article about the entire culture that they want to squash. If you had read the article, you would know that it's not just about visibility. The article talks about wanting to force more work out of fewer people. This is nothing new...businesses are always after more work at the expense of your sanity, ignoring any effect that will have on the quality of the work being done.

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  211. Pantyhose? by VampireByte · · Score: 1
    short heels and pantyhose are mandatory for the women


    How do they enforce the pantyhose rule to make sure you are not wearing thigh-highs?

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  212. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by rnturn · · Score: 2
    ``You wouldn't expect someone who works on a flight line to wear a suit and tie, just because the HR people in the same company do, would you?''

    At one time, infantrymen wore neckties into battle (or so I'm told; I'm not that old). I imagine that the folks that insist on everyone wearing ties to work either learned their management skills during WWII or were mentored by someone who did. Times change. Too bad the managers who insist on this dress code haven't.

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  213. Nail! Hammer! Bang! by Interrobang · · Score: 2

    Congratulations, sir! I think you just hit it! The two key issues here are loyalty and trust. An employer who gives you the leeway to be comfortable at work (right now I'm wearing jeans, a turtleneck, and a zip-up sweatshirt-jacket, and my usual nice Doc Martens), and gives you the leeway to take a few minutes off and read Slashdot (or whatever) is an employer you're more likely to stay with out of loyalty. Likewise, a workplace where employees don't feel that Big Brother is breathing down their necks every minute of every day is a good workplace to be in.

    Employers who bitch about employees' not trusting them or lacking loyalty to the company have to realize it works both ways, and one of the best ways to put loyalty and trust (which is also tied up in that antiquated concept respect) into practice is to act on it, instead of just talking about it.

  214. Business casual is my line in the sand! by c13v3rm0nk3y · · Score: 2

    I've sold my soul for this job. I've given up my rock 'n roll lifestyle (mostly), cut my hair (well, I was sick of long hair anyway) and made myself go to company functions (they aren't so bad). I've let corporate culture chisel away at my time and values, and in return I take an ever-increasing pile of filthy lucre, and zero job security.

    But even I have my limits.

    I draw the line at business casual. I will not wear golf shirts with company logos on them. I will not wear khakis. I will not wear a shirt and tie when a big customer is visiting the R&D department.

    On hallowe'en, I will wear "business drag" (full suit and tie) for fun. Every year I will argue with someone that it is a costume and, as such, counts toward the money we raise for the food bank (for anyone who dresses up, the company donates money to a cause).

    Biziz casual is my last bastion of free will, my line in the sand. I've sold my soul, but it will not be wearing a polo shirt. I don't have much self-respect left, but what little I have left, I guard jealously.

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  215. You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson by beacher · · Score: 1

    You believe that you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously you are mistaken. This company is one of the top software companies in the world because every single employee understands that they are part of a whole. Thus if an employee has a problem, the company has a problem. The time has come to make a choice, Mr. Anderson. Either you choose to be wear a tie from this day forward or you choose to find yourself another job. Do I make myself clear?

    -B

  216. Wishful thinking by sulli · · Score: 2

    by the menswear industry, which is fucked because people have figured out that they don't need to spend $500 on a suit to look professional. At least here in California dresscodes are dead, dead, dead.

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  217. Hey, I'll do it. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    I'll dress how ever ya like. Just hire me.

  218. Wearing a suit is an act of submission by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's not beat around the bush, you may pretend you like it, you might think it makes you look sharp, but deep down you know it is only cultural conditioning that makes you think so. You would look just as sharp in a Star Trek costume as in these bland, antiquated, frivolous uniforms, if that is what everybody else wore.

    And make no mistake, a suit is a uniform. It may not your name on the collar, but it serves the same purpose. You are indistiguishable, you are part of the team. Your identity does not matter so much as the persona you present. It says to your client "I'm willing to go to great expense to impress you". It says to your boss "I'm willing to go to great effort to kiss your ass".

    Every time you go to the dry cleaners, every time you spend a day's pay on the next day's clothes, every time your spill your drink and curse the waste that is forced upon you, you are submitting your will to the superficial whims of those effete do-nothings who nonetheless lord over you in the social hierarchy.

    Nothing says "I'm your bitch" like wearing a suit. Remember that.

    1. Re:Wearing a suit is an act of submission by benzapp · · Score: 1

      props to 0xdeadbeef!

      I am framing this post to forever remind me of the torture of modern business culture.

      Your are god, a man of eternal wisdom, to whom I am forever indebted!

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  219. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by dameatrius · · Score: 1

    I would agree with you if those same "rules of society" stated I didn't have to work 70 hour work weeks because the management weasles have managed to slash the timeline in half and double the requirements. Either give me the same normal hours that all the sales people get or give me special privileges. If I have to code for 36 hours straight, I better damn well be comfortable or I will be a complete bitch.

  220. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2

    Fitting the clothes to the job is a good point. I overlooked it because I tend to work only with coders. If there's servers to move around, it's generally me who has to do it.

    I think my biggest frustration is all the IT people that somehow think they're better than everyone else or above others and should get special treatment because they're so fscking intelligent. If they truly were that fscking smart, they'd realize they're providing a service, like everyone else, including the road cleaners and gas pump attendants. True, it takes more training than those jobs, but the bottom line is they are a service provider, even as an employee. If they're that much better than others that they can flaunt rules, then I'm sure they're so smart they don't need a job because they can just go out and start their own company and make millions.

    Personally, I've never had trouble finding a new provider for ANY service when I needed to change.

  221. Lucky Me by trefoil · · Score: 1

    I just recently was hired (1-1.5mos ago) at a software development company, where we can basically wear whatever we want.. just no shorts. But jeans and t-shirts are acceptable. We do our support over the phone, so appearance isn't as necessary for that. However, the rare time we have to go on-site, of course they expect us to dress up. (Khaki's and button up shirt).

    hell, we even still get free drinks and free breakfast on friday mornings. And this company has grown by 25% over the past year, and it doesn't look like it's going to stop soon!

    I feel sorry for those who have to wear a tie while they're infront of a screen for 8+ hours a day. :/

  222. Bean Counters and Hall Monitors by serutan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sigh. It's the same old story. When a company is controlled by people who actually do the work, or at least understand it, crap that doesn't matter doesn't matter. When the company is controlled by bean counters and hall monitors, crap that doesn't matter matters.

  223. If the foo shits by zannox · · Score: 1

    It's kind of like the warning labels on the items we buy. Somewhere, someone has decided that Lysol(tm) would taste good on fries. Hence, the "For external use only" label.

    If there wasn't some stinky, socially dysfunctional, overweight IT person that offended others by their general odor, personal hygiene or lack of self-esteem. We wouldn't HAVE the dress code dictated to us.

    Of all these comments I'm sure there are some who were hired "sight unseen" and by credentials alone. But this is NOT the norm, a suit & a tie, no matter how much you bitch and moan IS the norm. Just as common as references and resumes!

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  224. I beg to differ. by FrankieBoy · · Score: 1
    Unless the Manager of the group is going over every line of code that his/her employee writes, then the Space Shuttle IS going up guided by code that a guy wrote late last night. The most challenging software engineering jobs are the ones where the coder has to deal with the Management team who try to control their group by enforcing outdated views of conduct, like set hours or suits.


    Free your software and your mind will follow.

    1. Re:I beg to differ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Unless the Manager of the group is going over every line of code that his/her employee writes, then the Space Shuttle IS going up guided by code that a guy wrote late last night.

      Um, they do go over every line of code that every employee writes. Usually there are multiple people going over every line of code multiple times. I'd be surprised if they had any code in actual use that haven't been reviewed at least 5 or 6 times.

    2. Re:I beg to differ. by FrankieBoy · · Score: 1
      Agreed, but how does that differ from other companies? The main thrust of the comments was that companies with the 9-5 mentality are more structured but I believe that any company worth its' salt will have someone going over code that a developer worked on at 2 in the morning.


      And I don't think that the Manager is the one checking the code. If he is then he's not managing.

  225. crock of sh*t by bobaferret · · Score: 1

    I have found that companies with a strict dress code are more concerended with power structures and and authority. They tend to be very hierarchical, to the point of being top heavy. They also tend to be very un-dynamic. They fear change. I understand the importance of putting up a good front to people, but the support staff has other problems to worry about.

    My current employer has no dress code, I have to work in pajamas before just to check. They didn't care. When I first walked in to interview, I was announced as "Hey, there is some guy here in a tie."

    The management and marketing people dress well. Thgey have to grease palm and all of that stuff, so it makes since. But when we [developer] have to go along there is no dress code other than showered and covered, yes this was because of a certain incedent. I think the bosses like to have the long haired guy in the back of the room to call on every now and again to answer technical questions. Too me it seems to add a bit of weight to the answer.

    just my $1.28

    -jj-

  226. So who foots the bill? by Samrobb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yah, I know there are comfortable suits out there... my current suit is lightweight, good quality, and really not a bother to wear at all. I have only that one suit, though, used for weddings and funerals (and other special occaisions). So, if I accept a position where suits are required business attire, I am now in a situation where I can expect to shell out:

    • ~$1500 for clothes (5 good suits, shoes, shirts, etc.)
    • ~$200 a month for dry cleaning
    • Extra time spent dressing, running back & forth to the dry cleaners, etc.

    This comes to ~$4000 in the first year of employment; ~3000/year afterward (presuming I pick up an extra suit or two to replace worn ones, new styles, new ties, etc.)

    This is roughly the same as taking a $6000/year pay cut from the offered salary.

    So, really, this is no different from a company saying "Well, if you want to work here, you'll have to make your own parking arrangements - we don't cover that" or "Well, if you want to work here, you'll have to find your own vision care package - we don't cover that." The company is trying to take something that benefits them (not paying for parking, not payiung for vision coverage, presenting a professional image) and shift the cost of that onto the individual employee.

    That's why I treat working attire the same way I treat medical coverage, paid parking downtown, and other benefits. Yes, I will consider a job working somewhere where suit and tie is required attire... but working there will cost me money, and I expect my salary to reflect that added expense. Conversely, if I accept a job somewhere else where attire is casual or buisness casual, I can live with a lower salary, because I avoid the bother of having to wear a uniform to work.

    In other words... if my wearing professional attire on the job benefits the company, I expect to be compensated for that effort on my part, the same way I am compensated for my other efforts as an employee. If the company is unwilling to pay me for doing something that benefits the company, then they really shouldn't be surprised when I say "No".

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    1. Re:So who foots the bill? by Adam+Bauer · · Score: 1
      # ~$200 a month for dry cleaning * ~$1500 for clothes (5 good suits, shoes, shirts, etc.)

      I'm not going to comment on the rest but these figures are WAY off.

      You do NOT clean a suit after every wearing. It should be cleaned maybe twice a year with daily wearing. You clean it if it smells bad or if it's stained. Ties are never cleaned.

      Most cotton dress shirts should be laundered. Just like a t-shirt.

      Dry-cleaning bill will be ~$0 a month.

      Five suits is probably a little much. Three would be perfectly acceptable. But you're not getting five GOOD suits and shirts and shoes for $1500 either. Maybe two mid-priced suits if you're really lucky. 5 suits, 5 shirts, belt, shoes, and ties, would easily cost ~$6500 if you're buying moderate quality clothing. High-end stuff would be much more.

    2. Re:So who foots the bill? by Samrobb · · Score: 1
      You do NOT clean a suit after every wearing.

      Oh, come on. Your suit doesn't get as dirty or smelly as other clothes because it's more expensive? Sorry, I don't believe that. You can wear a good suit - meaning one that isn't 100% polyester - maybe three times before it needs cleaned; and that doesn't account for the inevitable spills, stains, and other gunk that even the most cautious person will eventually face. So maybe you can clean a suit after every 2nd-3rd wearing, but that certainly doesn't equate to a $0/month dry-cleaning cost.

      As for three suits being acceptable... again, no, sorry. Unless I'm going to get three identical suits, I want to be able to wear something different every day... because the perception people have when you wear the same clothes multiple days in the week, every week, is that you are (a) cheap or (b) unhygenic.

      5 suits, 5 shirts, belt, shoes, and ties, would easily cost ~$6500 if you're buying moderate quality clothing

      Good gravy, man, where do you shop? I want to invest in them, because they obviously know how to fleece a... er, um, I mean, how to cater to those with "expendable cash reserves". You can get custom-made suits for under $750... and good quality off-the rack suits for under $400. If you're figuring on $1300 per suit + accesories, you're way, way, way into the "fast-track executive wannabe" look, in which case you've got more problems on your plate then figuring out which suit to wear.

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    3. Re:So who foots the bill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . It should be cleaned maybe twice a year with daily wearing.

      You're a real slob, aren't you? I'm glad I don't work in the cube next to you.

      Ick, ick, ick.

    4. Re:So who foots the bill? by Adam+Bauer · · Score: 1
      Oh, come on. Your suit doesn't get as dirty or smelly as other clothes because it's more expensive?

      No, suits are roated daily so they have time to rest and air out. Suits don't really come into conact with skin (you've got a dress shirt, boxers, over the calf socks - it touches your thigh an knee a bit), and they're not worn all day.

      As for three suits being acceptable... again, no, sorry

      I conceed, with no casual Fridays, you're right on this point.

      Good gravy, man, where do you shop?

      Okay, okay. This is getting OT I was actually thinking in Canadian ($).I didn't really realize that. It's not just the exchange that makes things different either. Still...

      A mid-quality suit to me would imply to me something like Hickey-Freeman or Zenga (Regualar Line). That's not how I dress but that's what most people would consider a GOOD suit. Higher end suits will have more hand work and more expensive fabrics and start around 2500(USD) If you can find a good tailor that charges $750, then good for you.

  227. shirt w/ collar, no blue jeans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    other color jeans are OK, though. Shocks should be worn, too. That's the general office rule.

    I was *shocked* when my soon-to-be boss mentioned this in my second interview. He said, "just to make us feel more professional". Of 10 or 11 gigs in my lifetime, I'd never worked one with any dress code... typically you're judged by the logos on your t-shirt collection... managers are usually happy if programmers bother to shower...

    I had to go buy a whole weeks worth of new clothes. I asked for and recieved a starting bonus to help pay for it all.

    Turns out, it's not a hard-and-fast rule *at all*. It's really more just in case we have clients on site ( it's a *small* office, so there's a chance a visitor could spot a even programmer ). No biggie. Hawai'ian shirts fit the rule... I could probably wear anything... I now have a collection of grey, black, and kaki jeans.

  228. History of Ties by AGMW · · Score: 1
    Yes, Ties suck!

    Apparently, they come originally from the Ruff that aristos used to wear (French Aristos as it 'appens). The Tudors broke with French Fashion and we got the Crevat instead (and, incedentally, the forerunner of the 3 piece suit at the same time!), and this mutated into a tie over time.

    All of the above were useless fashion items just designed to make us look good - like High Heels for the ladies.

    The best thing about wearing a tie is the point where you take the bastard things off! I hate 'em!

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  229. What purpose does a TIE serve ? by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    beside being a nice noose for some spinning fan to grab, a handle for some annoying rugrat to yank, or a leash for some even more annoying grabby BIATCH. I wear casual clothes appropriate to the variety of tasks I have to do, NONE of which involve dealing with the public, ALL of which involve keeping whining developers and managers hardware working. F%#%#%^% em, when I go on vacation half of them do too, the ones that don't end up with stuff piled on my desk for fixing when I get back. If they want to let me go for not wearing a tie so be it. I can find another job, it is the half baked code monkies that are in a crush anyways. There are LOTS of jobs for certified hardware techs with broad experience backgrounds.

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  230. Sorry to feed the troll, but... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 3, Informative
    Geeks can be complete slobs, lacking even basic hygiene and fashion sense.

    They can be, and they can be PhD+ whizzkids wearing $1000 dollar suits. They can also be the same whizzkids in jeans and a T-shirt, or spoilt brat rich kids in a snazzy suit that daddy bought who have yet to discover the word "shower". I'm not sure there's any great corrollation between what they wear and what they can do.

    Having people dress acceptably for work is a sign of respect. [...] If people aren't able to dress with some semblance of style, they should go work somewhere else, somewhere less demanding (would you like fries with that?)

    And what if their idea of style is different to yours, and vice versa?

    I'm lucky enough to have recently moved to a new job in a very nice office. The company is doing better than most in the current climate, and the staff know their stuff. We have an informal dress code (and, wherever possible, a pretty informal policy on everything else, too). I have a postgraduate qualification, and I'm among the least academically qualified people there; everyone else on my immediate team has at least a PhD from a respected university. This is not an office full of morons... And yet, most people wear smart cas or jeans+T to work. The only person who regularly wears a tie is our MD, and since he owns the place, that's obviously his choice.

    Personally, I'm sometimes more comfortable wearing a shirt and tie to work. I find it helps me to put my "professional" face on, and I like to look reasonably smart when I'm working. I also find that changing back when I get home helps me to let go of that "professional" face and go back to my regular persona. OTOH, I have no problem with the office "dress code" at my new place, and I certainly don't judge my colleagues by their ability to tie their tie in five different ways. I'm far more impressed by the quality of the products they produce.

    I'd draw the line at poor personal hygiene, but personally, I'd see an office that let its staff dress comfortably (whatever that means to them) as the one showing respect. There are obviously times when a "professional" image is in order -- visiting client sites, sales people, etc. -- but as a general rule, I fail to see why it's necessary, or what companies hope to gain by taking away what is essentially a free perk.

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  231. not to mention... by bbqBrain · · Score: 1

    I had to wear a tie every day when I consulted at Enterprise. The official dress code requires pressed pants and a jacket, with the same ludicrous requirement for wearing the jacket whenever coming to or leaving the building. (St. Louis, while perhaps not as hot as Texas, sees downright miserable temperatures and humidity in the summer.) Fortunately, we were allowed some slack in IT and just had to wear the tie. :-)

    Anyway, my point is this: if you are lucky enough to choose between two positions--one with a formal dress code, the other (business) casual--be sure to factor in the cost of shirts, ties, pants, shoes, dry cleaning, and time for ironing. This makes a bit of a dent in the salary. Trust me. Having a tie dry cleaned will cost you almost as much as a new tie (learned the hard way). And don't think for a minute that you can just run it through the machine on "delicate" (also learned the hard way). :-)

    My experience has been that a dress code is much more than a dress code. In most cases, it serves as a barometer of management's general attitude toward the staff. (Exceptions apply, of course, in cases where the staff is highly visible to clients, et al.) A formal dress code generally indicates a management structure focused on control. Having the serfs running around in identical dress must be someone's way of getting their jollies because it certainly doesn't make the employees any happier. Management by respect and trust, OTOH, gives the employees much more latitude in getting the job done and doesn't focus so much on silly details. If you hire competent, professional people, you can expect them to behave competently and professionally.

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    1. Re:not to mention... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anyway, my point is this: if you are lucky enough to choose between two positions--one with a formal dress code, the other (business) casual--be sure to factor in the cost of shirts, ties, pants, shoes, dry cleaning, and time for ironing. This makes a bit of a dent in the salary. Trust me. Having a tie dry cleaned will cost you almost as much as a new tie (learned the hard way). And don't think for a minute that you can just run it through the machine on "delicate" (also learned the hard way). :-)

      From what I heard, early EDS had a dress code like: blue or black suit (of non-shiny material, no brown or grey), tie, fresh "professionally laundered" white shirt(no drip dry or permanent press) every day, etc. It was said they worked you hard and compensated you well (including enough to keep your clothes in the required shape.

  232. Dress like a duck by sbjornda · · Score: 1
    To invert an old saying: If you want to be a duck you need to walk like a duck and talk like a duck. Or dress like a duck.

    I've seen it more than once where a senior tech person with 10 years of experience applies for a junior management position. They think they deserve it. They know the technology. They know the operation. They're bright and analytical. But they don't get the job. Some outsider in a suit gets it instead.

    Why? Because the managers wear ties and the geeks don't, and the managers' comfort levels lie with those who wear ties.

    If you want to progress into management -- and that's definitely an "if" -- then 1) always dress better than you need to and 2) always communicate better than you need to (including spell-checking even the most casual emails that your boss or the end-users will see).

    So, walk like a duck and talk like a duck and some day you too may be a duck.

    .nosig

  233. Dented Cans and Jeans by icejai · · Score: 1

    Many of you are complaining that the quality of your work is not reflected in the way you dress.

    But how many of you pick the best can of beef chunky stew when you're in the grocery store? Dented can? Nope... unacceptable. You buy a can with no dents. Sure a dented can has nothing to do with the quality of beef inside your can of chunky beef stew... but you must admit... you still do it.

    When you have no way of guaging the quality of the product you're buying, your mind tries to find something it can rate quality with.

    Quality of the can of chunky beef stew... quality of dress as perceived by your company's clients... or managers.

    You both want the most for your money.

  234. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2
    ... If you work with someone, does their fashion make a difference in your *professional* opinion of them?

    In general, no. In particular, it can. If you want people to treat you like a grownup, it's a bright idea not to wear clothing that makes you look like the fat kid's little brother in hand-me-downs.

    When you are making a first impression, remember that appearance is the ONLY thing that people can SEE. Before they hear your voice, before they find out what you know, they see what you look like. If you are the janitor, no-one will care if your teeshirt is smudged. If you aren't the janitor, do you want strangers to think you are? Will it increase their confidence in you? Wear clothing which is appropriate to the time and place.

    Someone else pointed out that people at the top and bottom get to wear whatever they like. The ones at the top set the dress code, the ones at the bottom no-one cares about. The ones in the middle must follow the dress code. Ross Perot (owner of EDS, I think) could wear what the janitor wears, if he thought it was more comfortable than his suit. He doesn't, and that should tell you something about comfort.

    Folks here keep saying that suits are uncomfortable. Mine aren't, and I've gotten most of them from the second hand stores, so we can't give the tailor any credit. You can buy them cheaper than you can buy denim, and the suits are generally in better condition than the jeans. You will be comfortable in whatever you are accustomed to. If you have chosen to be accustomed to clothing that makes you look rebellious, unreliable and immature, you haven't chosen wisely. Unless, of course, you are rebellious, unreliable and immature, in which case you are wiser than you knew, and the rest of us can continue to rely on appearances.

  235. TechSupport by MadocGwyn · · Score: 1

    I've actually noticed a trend in tech support (Ive worked at 4 dif companys in the last 3 years in various positions, before decideing to stay where I am now). There was no dress code at the first 3, other then, don't be naked, nothing thats going to offend anyone and no holes etc, you know, common decency. The 4th place, where I am now, is an american company with an office in canada, and about once a month one part of that dress code gets removed, first to go was hats in the call centre, apperntly american companys really have a hard on about that. MY thoughts on recent trends in IT dress code is Customer faceing is becomeing more and more formal non customer faceing, they could care less. Techsupport: Some of you may not consider it IT. Those of you who did it and got out feel sorry for me. Those of you in the trenches now cheer. But its IT as far as im concered

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  236. there must be a lot of recent IT employees on /. by geekoid · · Score: 2

    10 years ago, wearing a suit was very common for programmers, espcially in the corporate enviroment. there where pretty much 2 exceptions.
    Microsoft, and the UNIX guy in the basement that was the only person who knew how to keep the system running.

    then a few year go by, and suddenlt companies had to go out of there way to find developers.
    enter Casual Dress Code. one of the many perks that where reasonably easy to implement, with low cost over head.

    now things are getting tough for IT people, so the corporations are trying to call all the shots again.
    The question most people are asking is "How does dress code make me a better programmer?" well, it doesn't, but it is not just about you.

    Having an exact dress code lower liability for corporations. Less chance of somebody wearing something offensive. Less aribtrary on who is wearing something in appropriate. More professional look.

    If wearing a suit makes you less of a programmer you either need a proper fitting suit, or your not quite the programmer you think you are, and need to act the part of a geek stereotype for self satisfaction.

    I said this shortly after the bust, and I'll say it agian, "Be prepared to by a suit if you work for a large corporatin that doesn't make it's bread and butter from selling software. We all know every industry programmer are in would fall apart with out programmers, so perhaps we should start a union?

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  237. Work and Ties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If wearing a tie made me look professional, the local Fry's Electronics would be full of experts.

  238. Message to IT people by Laplace · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    It doesn't matter what you wear. You'll always be losers.

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  239. My experience... by Junta · · Score: 2

    In 2000, I was working without a dress code, for a decent amount of money, not spectacular, but decent.

    Then they close up shop, and I get a job within a week (lucky, at the time of hundreds of area IT workers getting laid off), but it involved a huge commute, less than half the pay, and to start, I have to spend two weeks pay to get clothes so they won't fire me. They refused to pay me on the level of others with these requirements but made great demands anyway. Within three months I found a new place and quit, and the new place now pays me nearly 4 times as much and has no dress code, except on days when customer's visit (maybe once every couple of months)....

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  240. For me, my cheesy poofs do reflect on my suit. by MickLinux · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  241. My Private Humble Personal Experience.... by hackus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have been through this.

    My X business partners were a real problem in this sense. During the boomb time and the cray hours I was working to collapse the business technology into something manageable by one person, at times I put in 14 hours. Sometimes 20 hours.

    What my X business partners would then say, " XXXX you know you should try and come into work a little bit more presentable."

    I would of course smile, and say, " Sure **** I will try and do that."

    Problem is, these two not only worked from 7-5PM, thier "contributions" to the business at the time STOPPED after 5PM.

    As a business partner and technology guy, my SECOND JOB started after 5PM.

    So, what I smiled and said was quite different from what I was thinking...I was thinking something like: "You MORON, I just got done refitting the customer systems ALL NIGHT LONG, what the F*** do you think YOU would look like if you did the same thing?"

    This fell on deaf EARS of course, because the two guys I was business partners with not only had ZERO sense of any business, but they never really got the fact that I had far more responsibility than they did, and as a systems guy, contributed to the business far into the night while they had thier asses tucked away for a nice 8 hour sleep binge.

    If I could have had the same kinds of responsibilities my X business partners had, I could look damn daper too in the morning, comming in all nicely dressed shaved and smellin like a rose.

    In short my X business partners were idiots. However, they were nice people. :-) It was one of those things after 6 years, I knew they couldn't do the job required to bring the business to the next level. (They were control freaks to so they would get all defensive about things if I tried to get even the basic business information....).

    But, what I think I am trying to say is that now that I own my own business, I REALIZE that my network guy, has two jobs. He has to be around during the day to help with systems, but I realize he has to maintain systems, and sometimes that means he has to take networks or groups of machines offline. You can't do that during the day, so he has to work at night as well.

    So I always say: "I don't care when you come, or what your hours are, but I expect things to be working and keep working 80-90% of the time. If I have to get involved because you don't address peoples complaints, then you are going to have problems with THE BIG CHEESE. So don't make me get all Limburger over your ass....

    I find this arrangement works nice. I have had a couple of people ask me why *** gets all the hours flexibility in his job and we as programmers, or sales people do not. I simple reply "Well, first of all *** works day AND nights, has two jobs, and well, if his systems don't work, that paper you push on your desktop don't mean shit. You guys have 9-5pm responsibilities and *** has 24 hours 7 days a week responsibilities."

    Most people back off right away, those that don't I train as IT department network guru's and once they see the responsibility requirements, most quit after 3 weeks. :-)

    So, management (which now includes me....) should think about network operations or IT operations as a 24x7 job requirement and as such, employees working under such high stress positions, get special favors. (No standard hours, no dress code (within reason of course but no suits or ties, but no Ripped clothing either sandals)......etc.)

    They do at my company because the CEO has been there and done that and I KNOW it SUCKS.

    Hack

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  242. Monster.COM Search for C++ Keyword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2575 hits. Lets get into reality about who can find a job and who can not in this market. Most managers, web page "guru's" and the sort are out of work, Im sick of seeing posts/articles about a downturn. At least for C++ programmers, its just not true.

  243. Opportunity to fight back by red_flea · · Score: 0
    A few hours later, the project manager approached me rather apologetically, and told me that there had been a complaint about the dress standard of those of us who went to the meeting. Basically, they objected to us not wearing ties.



    So what needs to happen for the suit and tie people to lose the attire war is them hearing complaints from us. We need to complain that their suits made us feel like they were being controlling, condescending, and corrupt management instead of peers. For the atmosphere of communication to be set properly, it helps when one team isn't silently threatened by the other team.

  244. I'll make you a deal... by outsider007 · · Score: 1

    I'll wear a suit and tie 4 days a week if on friday I can show up in my underwear and a cape.

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  245. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by avajadi · · Score: 0

    The point is rather that employers taking the approach of strict dress-codes would be better off focusing on the work at hand instead. If the way I dress is crucial to me getting a job that doesn't invlolve any customer contact, my conclusion about the employer can only be that they aren't focused on the work, but rather on some arcane cultural remnant that should have died with the dinosaurs, if not sooner.
    /Eddie

  246. productivity vs. work by Ambush_Bug · · Score: 1

    Here's a choice quote from the article:
    "The increase in productivity is not worth the extra cost and it takes away from the key focus, which has to be work."

    ummmmmm..... hmm. so you mean, you don't do work to
    be productive? I'm suddenly very confused....

    Maybe they should read The Hacker Ethic.

  247. A tie is a badge by metamatic · · Score: 1

    Actually, a tie is a badge which says "I know fuck all about technology, but I really know how to kiss ass. Ignore anything I say."

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    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  248. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by avajadi · · Score: 0

    Your approach seems reasonable enough, but where on earth is the connection between wearing a suit on one side and maturity and communication skills on the other side?

    On the note of common courtesy, I'd say that not forcing a dress code on people unless there is a real reason to do so (customer contacts) is uncorteus and shows an inability to focus on the actual tasks that are needed to keep the company running.

    If a company demands that I wear a uniform (which a suit in this context definitely qualifies as) they'd better be prepared to pay for it! Why would I pay for something I would never, ever use outside of work just because my employer is stuck in arcane superficial thinking?
    /Eddie

  249. I gotta wonder. by foxtrot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There are two sorts of highly moderated response here.

    The first boils down to the canonical hacker-coder "Omigawd! Not me! I'll starve first, respect me for what I do not what I look like!" idea.

    The second looks more like "You losers, come back and join the rest of the world. People care what people look like and if you can't figure that out you're not as smart as you think you are."

    I have got to wonder: How high a correlation is there between people who posted the latter and people who got stuck wearing suits or ties to be employed after the dot-bomb collapse?

    -JDF (I like shirts with collars... and blue jeans, dammit.)

  250. I guess those boss unions worked after all? by xyzzy-ladder · · Score: 1
    The IT companies got together, formed employer organizations (boss unions), bribed some politicians, and flooded the labor market with H1Bs. That, with the new Bush economy, has chipped away our bargaining position in the industry.

    "whether people like it or not, you're going to have to work a lot harder in this environment than you have ever done in your life"

    So, we can all stick our "How to Manage Your Geek" articles up our ass. We'll be writing "How to Kiss Your Manager's Ass" now.

    But, whatever you do, DON'T UNIONIZE! Organization is for bosses, not workers. Imagine if some poor company had to deal with professional negotiators hired by geeks for salaries and benefits. Why, profits might go down, and the CEO might not get that second yacht!

    Better everyone just lower your expectations. Soon, geeks will get paid what they do in China, unless they just ship the jobs over there. Corporate America has decided, better to hire near-slaves under a communist government than free Americans. (Thanks Microsoft!) That's capitalism for you.

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  251. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by gosand · · Score: 2
    In general, no. In particular, it can. If you want people to treat you like a grownup, it's a bright idea not to wear clothing that makes you look like the fat kid's little brother in hand-me-downs.

    I find it odd that there is no middle ground for you between suits, and torn-up, dirty clothes.

    When you are making a first impression, remember that appearance is the ONLY thing that people can SEE. Before they hear your voice, before they find out what you know, they see what you look like. If you are the janitor, no-one will care if your teeshirt is smudged. If you aren't the janitor, do you want strangers to think you are? Will it increase their confidence in you? Wear clothing which is appropriate to the time and place.

    You know how many strangers I meet at work? Zero. What first impression are you talking about? Read what I wrote - if you interface with customers, or the public, there should be some kind of dress code. In most software companies, that is not the engineering department. Again, I find it odd that to you there is no middle ground between business casual and dirty, stained clothes.

    Someone else pointed out that people at the top and bottom get to wear whatever they like. The ones at the top set the dress code, the ones at the bottom no-one cares about. The ones in the middle must follow the dress code. Ross Perot (owner of EDS, I think) could wear what the janitor wears, if he thought it was more comfortable than his suit. He doesn't, and that should tell you something about comfort.

    Ross Perot - now there is someone to look up to.

    Folks here keep saying that suits are uncomfortable. Mine aren't, and I've gotten most of them from the second hand stores, so we can't give the tailor any credit. You can buy them cheaper than you can buy denim, and the suits are generally in better condition than the jeans.

    I have a couple of suits that are very comfortable. One cost $900. If I wear a suit, I wear a suit. So you want to look "professional" in your second-hand suit? What happened to that all-important first impression you are raving about? Do you want to look like a bum, or some 80 year old man? Wait a minute, in your first paragraph, hand-me-downs were bad. I am confused.

    You will be comfortable in whatever you are accustomed to. If you have chosen to be accustomed to clothing that makes you look rebellious, unreliable and immature, you haven't chosen wisely. Unless, of course, you are rebellious, unreliable and immature, in which case you are wiser than you knew, and the rest of us can continue to rely on appearances.

    If you rely on appearances, you are a fool. And for the third time, you assume that casual clothing means rebellious, unreliable, and immature. Ask me about some of the best software people I have ever worked with, and I'll tell you what they know, not what they wear. What about Open Source Software? I wonder what Linus wears. Or Alan Cox. I'll bet they look all unreliable and rebellious, so they must be. You sound like the classic middle management type. Good thing you are expendable, cause someone else will come along who thinks EXACTLY like you to replace you. Maybe they will dress a little nicer, therefore they must be better than you.

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  252. Sclatter's Law by sclatter · · Score: 2


    If I ever wear a skirt to work, there is a 100% chance that at some point during the day I will be required to crawl under someone's desk.

    Nice clothes and sysadmining don't mix. :-)

    Sarah

  253. I used to have to wear a tie... by Gudlyf · · Score: 2
    Then one day, after pulling a few late-night shifts as a SysAdmin, I was working on the innards of a printer and, while the gears were churning away, my tie slipped into the printer. It nearly strangled me, plus I lost a good tie.

    The next day I came to work sans tie. I slung the tattered tie over the wall of my cubicle with a note, "this is why I don't wear ties here anymore". I've never worn once to work since, and that tie is all the explanation I need.

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  254. Another way by K-Man · · Score: 2

    A woman in my ex-girlfriend's office used to wear the same clothes to work every day. In fact I don't remember her name, because she was referred to as "the woman who wears the same clothes to work every day". They were completely appropriate business attire, and I think she cleaned them somehow every night, but she always wore the same clothes. It drove them crazy.

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  255. Memorandum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To: IT Department

    Given Jones's accident last week, employees are hereby mandated to wear a tie tack or clip.

    Metallics and fine woods are acceptable; no plastic, please.

  256. you had fsck? by bandy · · Score: 1

    Back in my day we had to adb the raw filesystem to clear out disk problems. Kids!

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    "You might as well get your son a ticket to hell as give him a five string banjo." -unknown minister
  257. Hang 'em High by duck_prime · · Score: 1
    Wearing a tie in these conditions is life threatening even. What if your tie snags while you fall off something? You'd have yourself a hanging in the server room...
    That's a great way to go out, sez I, for an IT guy. If you have a tie, you always have your tie handy as a ready-made noose. Saves the embarrassment of being ready for ritual self-murder, but being unable to locate sufficient coax cable to string yourself up (that probably being the reason you're so depressed anyway).
  258. Capability Maturity Model by CausticPuppy · · Score: 2

    CMM = "Capability Maturity Model." It's a certification like ISO9000 but it's geared toward software development.

    Here is a PDF file containing CMM level descriptions and probably more than you needed to know. If you don't like PDF then just search google for "capability maturity model".

    The vast majority of software companies aren't even at CMM level 2. My company (a consulting firm) has been puruing CMM level 3 for a year now, and there is a LOT involved, we've had to change a lot of processes-- among them is having a formal QA process. U.S. government generally doesn't consider anybody below CMM level 3 when looking to outsource software... at least for high profile projects.

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    -CausticPuppy "Of all the people I know, you're certainly one of them." -Somebody I don't know
  259. Consistent Dress by marko123 · · Score: 2

    Does wearing the same t-shirt and underwear for a week get the same kudos from management as wearing a suit every day of the week?

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    http://pcblues.com - Digits and Wood
  260. My experience in Australia by DrBlake · · Score: 1
    This was three years ago now so you milage may vary.

    I worked for three years in a customer support setting in Melbourne, Australia for a large US software company. I now work for the same company in the US in development.

    In Australia the dress code was smart casual unless you were meeting with customers which I sometimes did. Smart casual meant clean clothes with no holes and at least a collar on the T-shirt. Fridays where casual dress day so any type of T-shirts and shorts were allowed.

    In California and development how you dress is not an issue at all. What is comfortable for a person is OK. The competence level is the most important, not how you are dressed when you put that level of competence to use.

    I think the difference between Australia and California is an issue of traditions, not principles. Businesses in Australia have had a formal dress code for a long time. The code will evolve until everyone is comfortable with what they have I am sure. I remember reading an article in an Melbournian newspaper about a small company instituting a Formal Dress Friday when everyone was required to dress in at least a suit. All other days it was smart casual and people got really creative and came in to work in penguine gear and long black sleaveless dresses. Going to party after work was a breaze. You didn't have to go home to change what you were wearing.

  261. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting how, in your mind, visual appearence is directly corelated to being able to communicate effectively.

    I am a very capable communicator, both verbally and in writing, and yet I am a very casual dresser.

    My clothing does not impede my ability to communicate, nor does it make me "grumpy".

    I am a very good "corporate citizen" and am a valued employee and technical lead who needs to communicate with senior management regularly.

    Furthermore, unlike many other techies, I have a background in finance and understand business needs and am able to effectively bridge the gap between the two worlds and argue for technical improvements in a manner the MBAs can understand and respect.

    Yet you would take one look at me and assume I was a "slovenly, grumpy, non-communicative guy in the corner."

    Now, certainly, when one is presenting to the board, part of your communication is visual. Generally you have slides, you make gestures, write on the whiteboard, and certainly, if your attire is garish and distracting, this can be detrimental to your cause...

    However, this is not an excuse to brand everyone in jeans and tee-shirts as "grumpy" and "non-communicative", anymore than it would be fair to say that "nobody who wears a suit understands technology."

    When one is dealing directly with clients, in person, that's one thing. However, when you are dealing with your own peers and co-workers, why should you be trying to impress them with your wardrobe? Aren't you all on the same team? Working for the same goals? Shouldn't you be far more concerned with the actual contributions someone makes, rather than the clothes they're wearing?

    What kind of corporate citizen are YOU if you negate the contributions of an employee simply because he/she doesn't feel the need to dress up to better suit your prejudiced conceptions?

    You clearly have some sort of chip on your shoulder, you should knock it off before it weighs you down too much. There are a lot of very smart, very hardworking geeks who don't feel the need to impress you by spending their time and money on clothes. And why should they? What do you do to impress them?

    See? There. I was able to politely and effectively communicate to you my stance on the issue. I didn't break down and call you all of the names that first came to mind. I didn't go and sulk in the corner, and I didn't try to spam your mailbox or any of things that I bet you would think I would do if you could see what I was wearing right now. (Perl tee-shirt, cordoroy pants with velvet patches on the side, dreadlocks tucked up into my tam, and birkenstocks)

    And oh yeah, I make $95,000, just recieved a personal commendation from our CEO and VP of Ops, I am also the guy our salespeople come to when they need a techie on the phone with a client.

    So wrap that around your neck and tie a knot in it. :)

  262. Re:You want comfort, to "fit the code" and annoy b by rnturn · · Score: 2
    ``A bow-tie is as comfortable as wearing nothing at all, looks cool, AND will annoy your boss, because it is unconventional. But technically it IS still a tie.''

    You could also go for the string tie. They also tend to annoy people. Just let your boss think that you're originally from Texas and this was what you wore there. Just watch out for rotating machinery and shredders. (If those are in your workplace, the bowtie might be the better choice.)

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  263. Biggest problem with ties by totallygeek · · Score: 2
    I work at a bank, and therefore have to wear ties most of the time. The biggest problem I have is when I am not at the bank, people think I work at whatever store [or whatever] I am visiting. I get asked where the condoms are, how many exposures are on this roll of film, and when does this store close. At Chick-Fil-A the other day I was asked by a woman if her son could get a toy without purchasing the kid's meal!

    I think it is doubly assinine here that we have casual Fridays and summer months are casual as well. Do the customers feel they get less service on Fridays or in the summer? Do the managers see a drop in performance in the summer? No, but these are the reasonings offered for why we don't have business casual year-round. It is just a draconian system and we must wait for those people to retire or die.

  264. Corporate Cultures... by tollingbell · · Score: 1

    Dress code for IT people varies a lot from place to place. In an upscale law firm, the IT guy never went around wearing jeans, not even in 1999. In my video games development studio, management wears the same grungy clothes as the other employees. These habits haven't changed because of the dot-com collapse. I think that, to a very great degree, dress code isn't so much a sign of the times as it is a mark of corporate culture.

  265. Re:CMM Description by aebrain · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The best description is here. It provides a good, concise description of CMM levels 1-5. Highly recommended as the best 1/3 page summary of CMM there is.

    It also provides in much more detail a description of levels 0 to -3, the Capability Im-Maturity Model, and that part's hilarious.

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    Zoe Brain - Rocket Scientist
  266. Hmmm. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    I've shown-up more than once off my bike in bright spandex, and no one minded.

  267. You *guys* are lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    female dress codes tend to heels and skirts. No way - how do people walk in those things? And a skirt is a bad idea if you have to sort out the cables under a desk.

    But even worse - if a female doesn't look like an engineer, the old fogeys tend to assume she's an admin (hell, some of the overseas engineers assume that even females whom they *know* are engineers are going to do double-duty as admins/tea-makers - that's what *their* female engineers do)

    My current company is nice shirts & jeans/khakis, my last was t-shirts, shorts & jeans. So I bought a "nice shirt" and saw the exact same one on an admin my first day of work - argh!

  268. From my office. . . by Java+Ape · · Score: 1
    Jumped into the govt. just before the bubble burst, and was able to negotiate a reasonably comfortable salary. Now I work in a giant skinner-box of cubicles, but my cube is well-equipped, and there's food in this neat stainless steel box down the hallway, and little cans of bubbly liquid in another machine nearby.

    On the other hand, being one of the old-style unix geeks has some advantages: nobody is really sure what I do, but the boxes keep runnin. Periodically they ask for some minor magic to prove that I am really the guru they're paying for, and as long as I mangle my code output into some suitably-obfuscated format, management nods, murmurs appreciatively, and goes back to flogging the HTML and help-desk monkeys. I wear nice jeans with dress shirts, but have a sport-coat and dockers available if a high-ranking poo-bah should appear.

    Bottom line, life is a dance, there's some give and take. Dress code is just a part of the whole, dress casually when you can, but be prepared to dress it up when you need to schmooze the brass. In general, try to look like a professional worth some reasonable portion of your salary. Management really only goes balistic when they see an unkempt bum wearing a competitor's T-shirt munching twinkies and demanding another raise.

    Remember, most of our bosses are the baby-boomers, and associate the long-haired, grubby look with the hippies of the late 60's, with attendent negative connotations. You probably don't have to wear Armani to appease their corporate sensibilities -- so give a little!

  269. Why I won't wear a suit, ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suits are uncomfortable because they are made from wool (tailoring is irrelevant). Wool itches. Wool gives me hives. Granted there is silk, linen and cashmere, but suits made from this material are hard to find.

    Also, I shall not tie a piece of cloth/silk into a slip knot and put it around my head -- it's a safety issue. Also, quite frankly, ties look ridiculous.

    Then there's the cost and time issue. Suits are expensive and dry cleaning is a PITA and another excessive cost.

    I dress for comfort: T-shirt, shorts and gym shoes. This is acceptable at my office (large engineering company in San Diego) and if I change jobs, lack of a formal dress code will be a hiring point.

  270. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personal appearance doesn't fix problems. My brain does, which is wrapped in a T-shirt, shorts and gym shoe wearing container.

  271. Amen! by Chicks_Hate_Me · · Score: 1

    Amen to that brother! So many of these worthless humans HAVE to be in a miserable relationship to feel complete. I say screw it! Why should I go out of my way to find someone that isn't even right for me? Why should I have to change to get a woman? Fuck that! And it that means I'm going to be a 40 year old virgin, so be it. Porn keeps me happy.

    1. Re:Amen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porn keeps me happy.

      You've got a real wierd definition of "happy" there dude...

  272. Education by bombadill · · Score: 1

    I moved from the corporate world back into Education. When I was out in Industry ( as us Ed folks call it ) I wore camo pants and whatever shirt was clean. One day, I went out to buy a Washer-Dryer looking like this and could not get a lick of service.

    Now, when I wear my sport coat, turtle neck, and slacks, I can get all the service I want.

    I don't really think that dressing well does anything for my ability to teach or to code, but it makes a huge difference in how people react to me. In a business environment where you have a lot of contacts with clients, that can be extremely important.

    1. Re:Education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One day, I went out to buy a Washer-Dryer looking like this and could not get a lick of service.

      Your mistake was in not immediately leaving the appliance store, going to another one, buying a new washer dryer, and faxing the receipt to the manager at the first store with an explanation of why you didn't buy one there.

  273. I just don't quite understand it... by circusboy · · Score: 1

    Ties are descendents of napkins. how did they get to be a fashion/power statement?

    Suits and Ties are a completely arbitrary fashion statement that someone has decided is the "correct" way to be impressive and important. Look back 20-30 years and see if any of the suits available then, (and considered the 'proper' suit,) would be correct now. (It's worth noting perhaps, that with all the alterations to the design of the suit, lapel width, tie width, single or double breasted etc. that the casual outfit-jeans and a shirt- has remained almost unchanged for decades.)

    better yet, look back 100 years and see what the fashions were. I still find it mysterious that with all of the history of clothing, that we have managed to progress to the current suit as being the "corporate image."

    I actually had a long running battle with a former employer about my dress, to the point where they offered everybody in my level a $1200 clothing allowance in the hopes that I might buy a suit. Then the company folded, go figure.

    (I might consider dressing up if the frock coat ever makes a comeback.)

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  274. Re:Depends on Expected Visibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No changing room but they do have toilets with private cubicles. Have suit etc in bag...put loo seat down, put bag on loo seat. Hang t-shirt on hook on back of door, put on shirt, hang jeans on hook, put on trousers swap shoes, put on tie...put on jacket. Stuff casual clothes into bag, pickup bag..exit Magic!

  275. It is spelled 'foosball' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Foosball' is better than the main alternative to taking frustrations out on the test team. And believe me, we don't have foosball, so they get heck.

  276. I LOVE MY SUITS TAILORED ONLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I had a job, I could wear what I want. I worked for a futures broker, those guys were gung-ho trader cowboys who spent half their days surfing for hard core porn the rest doing a bit of trading and most of the evening drinking. I fit in real well.

    But, then one day, I grew up. Well, I got sick of looking like a teenager. I dunno, there is nothing snappier than a well dressed guy in a good suit. Not a cheap suit off the rack. A tailored, cloth-from-Saville-Row type suit, that fits properly and hides all the unsightly bulges one develops at my age. You know, it's fucking great! Now I'm upscaled into a considerably better job where I'm STILL the best dressed guy in the office (usually).

    It's EASY to tell some idiot business or marketing guy that his ideas about deadlines given the functionality required are stupid if you are dressed better than him. Try it someday.

    Last, I see some people here still subscribe to the "up all night drinking coffee makes better software" school. It does NOT. You have better ideas when you are fully rested and your programming energy levels are recharged from a nice evening with friends or a weekend at the beach. Read some XP/Agile methods ideas about work organisation.

    Programmers are not temperamental artistes. ("MAESTRO! You code ate our accounts! We need it fixed before the Auditors arrive this afternoon" ... "No, you do not rezpekt my gottly powers of divinng ze source kode, it ees too early in zee morning, it ees juts not zee korrect konditions for me to be fixing zis problemm neuw, affter al I am an ARTISTE!!!").

    Get over it. And get a haircut.

    (another tip; in a suit, you can have any haircut you want).

  277. The Real Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The increase in productivity is not worth the extra cost and it takes away from the key focus, which has to be...

    control.

    don't have to go for that additional comfort for your employees because you don't need to do it anymore because you don't need to compete to hold on to your employees

    See what happens when people try to negotiate from a position of total powerlessness?

    Next, wages will fall, hours will increase, more people will be laid off...

    Anyone who wants to work in an environment like this is a fool.

  278. Casual or not... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    A few times, I had to show up at work wearing flashy spandex. Nobody ever said anything at all.

    Nevertheless, I dress cleanly as a mark of respect for them.

  279. I don't have to... by ChozSun · · Score: 1

    ... but to set myself apart from other employees, I have started wearing business casual with dress shirts.

    A year ago I would have told you, "You are out of your mind." if you try suggesting wearing something nice.

    I am working into a position at one company and being that I have been underemployed for the last year, I do not want to lose my job again.

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    ChozSun
    ChozSun.com
  280. EDS is fantastic argument AGAINST suits! by CrashVector · · Score: 1

    I worked at Dow Jones Inc. for three years (Yes I had to wear a coat and tie). When I came on board I was to take over a system that EDS had developed for DJ. That system was the worst piece of dog crap I have yet seen in a career that spans 12 years! The suit wearing "right thinking" morons committed these and MANY other agregious sins:

    1) Hungarian notation ala EDS: m_szkVchar32LastName == a string member variable that is a key field in a database table of type vchar with a size of 32 chars. More than 100,000 lines of code were written to this standard.

    2) Repeatedly claimed to have talented object oriented developers on their team. After meeting with people that didn't know the difference between static/non-static variables and didn't see any need for private variables I began to ask around. Of the 7 people developing the system for us none had ever worked on a C++ project before; in fact they all had begged to move beyond Cobol and so they were given a C++ re-training class and then put to work on DJs project.

    3) In spite of the fact that their code linked to the Rogue Wave class libraries (which has a string class) the EDS people wrote their own string class that had a hard coded STATIC buffer[50]. I'm not kidding. This code was checked into source control and used by one of the developers in several places on the project. I got much credit for fixing many unexplained pseudo random bugs in the week+ it took me to eraticate this class from the system...

    My personal favorite:

    4) They selected the "UniSQL" database as the database for the system. UniSQL was a broken down object relational database that did not support hot backups. One of the project requirements - stated in the requirements spec - was for 24/7 operation. Well our 24/7 system had to come down for 4-8 hours every time we wanted to back up the database because the database didn't support hot backups. Finally about a year after we had taken ownership of the system we called UniSQL for tech support only to find that the tech support number was disconnected and the company had gone under. Some digging on my part revealed to my boss and my boss's boss that EDS had been the largest investor in UniSQL...

    This is what you get when you pay $1.5 million+ for twits wearing suits. All of the above mentioned business and software practices were perpetrated by a bunch of suit wearing goons. The project's lead architect, who was a classic example of an idiot that could speak well to managers, wore a 3 piece double breasted suit - extreme even for EDS.

    When I see computer people in suits I can't help but to think back to the total incompetence that I suffered under during the unfortunate time I had to work with suit wearing, right thinking, EDS losers.

    --Richard

  281. my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    at least my division is apparently level 3, yet how can you be level 3 if you don't have repeatable processes. Actually they have NO process. nothing is written down, much less followed and is as ad hoc as you can get. There is an insult to call it "managed" in any way.

    Of course we got audited lately and guess what? The auditors were outside of the company and were VERY selective on who they interviewed. See, we have a couple of folk that are labled as CM managers yet they really don't work with any project much less do they implement anything used by any project.

    So, like anything else the certification is only as good as the integrity and honor of the ones certifying. Oh yeah, we don't even use version control, change management or anything resembling a professional development environment.

    1. Re:my company by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      from what you say it doesn't matter what your CMM auditor says anymore than Anderson saying Enron was it fit shape! You are at Level 1, because there is no lower level.

      But nothing personal... it's a struggle. How annoying when a good system like that just becomes a buzz word to buy for yourself (as if it's not really important in fact...)

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      -pyrrho

  282. Australian IT-related unions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Australia, the Australian Services Union provides some basic union services to IT workers, however, as the name suggests, they cater more for call center personnel and office equipment repairers, and I don't believe they have representatives in any programming shops. The New South Wales government recently established the IT Workers' Alliance, which should better cover programmers and engineers.

    Those with a university degree could also ask APESMA for legal advice or employment updates.

  283. Today I wore a suit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wore a suit to a job interview today. I showed up onsite and the people there we're sure if I was the interviewie or interviewer since I looked like a manager.
    Basicly, you wear a suit you get respect. I always wear a nice suit when traveling because I get much better treatment and the suit doesn't get wrinkled. People treat your diffrently if your dressed well.

  284. Employer Control by COredneck · · Score: 1

    With the job market being tight, the employers are in the driver's seat instead of the employees like it was during the Dot Com boom of a few years ago. A guy I use to work with told me how bad the depression was. Those who were lucky to have jobs not only had to play the games at work like dress up, put in overtime without compensation but had to follow a code of behavior outside of work.

    The depression was so bad that employers to advantage of it and the employees knew of it. It was the mentality that you should be thankful for having a job and you should show tolerance to the bullshit. The bullshit got outrageous during that time.

    There were unwritten rules that you had to follow. Certain eating places were off limit and reserved for executive people. The guy mentioned that his grandparents went to eat at this nice resturaunt one time. His grandpa's boss walked in and went up to him and said,"You are not good enough to eat here. If you want your job on Monday, I suggest you leave now !" Kind of like EDS interviewing your wife as mentioned in another posting. They also at one time, went over to you house for a visit. My place wouldn't pass their standards right now.

    Another instance, this one guy I knew bought a BMW, a pretty nice car. The company he worked at, the CEO put out a letter saying that certain prestigious cars were reserved for the executives. Their list was BMW, MB, Porsche, Cadillac and Lincoln. He ended up getting rid of the BMW and got a Buick. This was during the 1982 recession. I would have told the CEO to studd it regardless.

    Unfortunately, you are judged on appearance. I at one time, had a Mustang GT. Where I worked at, I was frowned on because I owned a sports/muscle car. When we went on company trips, the VP of Finance made it clear that I was not to drive any of the rental cars. At the time, most people drove sedate type of cars. She supposedly connected driving a car like a Mustang to being irresponsible which was bullshit.

    Back on dres code. I worked at a military base until a month ago. One of the people who worked in my group got on my ass about wearing jeans. He told me that blue jeans were inappropriate even for 3rd shift and even if I came in on Saturday for a few hours to get caught up on work. I gave a tour of the lab one time and I wore a looney tunes tie. Kind of eccentric and typical of us unix SA's. When my eval came up, it was mentioned in the eval that the tie was inappropriate. I did not connect it to that guy until he chewed me out for wearing jeans to 3rd shift. The job I am in now, I need to move equipment, etc. I wear jeans everyday. I will demand a clothing allowance if they insist I wear nice clothes even with moving equipment. It should come out of their pocket.

    Here in Colorado, we are known for being relaxed especially in dress but with these tight times, I hear stories of places even here that are cracking down on dress codes.

    An additional item. Look at some old pictures from after WWII. You see a picture of people sitting in an airplane. Everyone is dressed up. look at the classic movies, all the men are in suits. There is one thing that disappeared in the 1960's. Hats that go with the suit. Watch some TV shows or movies from the 1950's. Men wore hats along with their suits.

  285. Re:Suit and Tie do not make the programmer by seachook · · Score: 1

    I agree totally with this statement.

    I'm a Network Engineer, and whilst I enjoyed the dizzy heights of the dot.com peak, I've always worked for organisations where I can wear pretty much anything (within reasons). I can't imagine having to get down on my hands and knees in a suit to say trace cables, or install a router/switch/server. Suits aren't practical for my line of work.

  286. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    Once the PHB-types realize it is about COMFORT that drives productivity, and not LOOKS, that drive success, maybe they'll slacken up a bit and watch their profits rise. Also, when job applicants realize that the workplace is a comfortable, easy-going-but-fast-paced place to work, the line will be out the door, without ever advertising for employees.
    It used to be that yankees used to think like that, and that made their industry superior to what was coming out of stiff-necked europeans. But it seems that the superficial bullshit has caught on with the yankees, and they are hard-pressed to crank-out any product worthy of the name...
  287. Yes indeedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wearing suits and ties will keep all of the companies which require it from going out of business because they ummmm...

    Have employees who wear suits and ties.

    Unionization of the IT industry in the united states would be interesting to say the very least. I can hear the pulses pounding already.

  288. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no sympathy for people that will now have to present a mature appearence and attitude, like most of the rest of the world in the workplace.

    Funny, I have no sympathy for anal-retentive morons with third-grade spelling ability ("sandles").

    I won't be working for you. Sorry.

  289. Re:there must be a lot of recent IT employees on / by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    Having an exact dress code lower liability for corporations. Less chance of somebody wearing something offensive. Less aribtrary on who is wearing something in appropriate. More professional look.
    Reminds me of many years ago, a new young librarian appeared in the public library. However young she was, she already had the prototypical pinched appearance of the generic librarian, including the pointed glasses with a neckband. For months, I went by her jokeless/smileless ways, and one day, she was there, with her pointy glasses, and a tee-shirt with that (french) cartoon character on it!!!!

    I'm still flabberghasted when I think about it.

  290. Re:Ties? Creativity? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Sure, ties are all creative and such. That's why you see so many artists and rock stars wearing them.

    They did in the 80's. (Gawd I hated that era, 'cept for the economy moving.)

  291. Golly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...notice that ever since all the criticism of how the Aussies (who actually run this place now) were flooding us with irrelevant and uninteresting Aussie news, all Aussie news is now posted by Taco or Hemos? So, they think we wouldn't notice? "Gee, it's from those guys, so maybe it's not boring and stupid...".
    Adios /. -- time to go find a site with real news on it.

  292. Re:CMM Description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Working at a CMM Level -1 certified place, I can assure you, there is absolutely no hilarity involved.

  293. Could a suit *actually* increase performance? by s1234d · · Score: 1
    First off, let's get one thing straight. Every now and then I have to wear a suit to talk to a customer, and I *hate* it.

    However, I did once see a TV documentary about human psychology where the US Air Force did an experiment putting unexperienced people into flight simulators and got them to "fly" close to other aircraft, and try to identify them. The candidates were divided into two groups, one group had uniforms and the other had their normal clothes. The ones with uniforms significantly out-performed the casual-dressers.

    So I have to wonder, could a suit make a geek like more more effective subconsciously, even if I spend all my time hating it? I hope I never find out...

    1. Re:Could a suit *actually* increase performance? by Parker51 · · Score: 1

      Correction, the study had one group in military dress uniforms, and the other in *flight suits*. The group in *flight suits* performed better in the role of simulated pilot, performing such tasks as spotting and ranging enemy aircraft and ground artillery at a distance.

      The lesson of the study would be that clothing appropriate for the job (e.g., a flight suit instead of a dress, jacket-and-tie, uniform in a hot, cramped cockpit for extended periods of time) motivates the wearer to be more productive. In this study, those who were wearing *flight suits* felt more like pilots, and thus were able to achieve greater productivity.

  294. Dress Code == Bad Company by herbierobinson · · Score: 2

    Companies that have dress codes should be avoided simply because they are wasting time and resources on things that don't get the job done.

    The reality is that any employee should be able to figure out how to dress to get their job done (other than freshouts, maybe).

    And of course, it DOES matter what you wear and it depends on the organization (many examples have already been given). First impressions are very important. IMO, it's more the quality of the way someone dresses than what they are wearing. A frumpy generic white shirt combined with a tie that has been (accidentally) dipped in coffee once a day for the last 3 months is not going to fool anybody... Frankly, somebody in a good quality T-shirt and jeans will look better than that!

    --
    An engineer who ran for Congress. http://herbrobinson.us
  295. Yerrrs by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

    Because as we all know, fastidious dress codes and absolute compliance with corporate etiquette really helped the Japanese economy not take a massive nose dive over the past couple of years.

    Corporate fashion is the same as any other. The people that control it just need to keep changing it to justify their existance, so that it looks like they're doing something. Then, if they get lucky and some venture capitalist's greed overtakes their fear, profits go up and Mr Middle Managers claim it's all because of they forced their peons to wear ties. And if profits go down, they blame it on an adverse world market - which gets us back to Japan...

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  296. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by dswan69 · · Score: 1

    Mature? Wearing a suit is not mature, it's as childish as you can get. Maturity is realising the total stupidity of such ugly uncomfortable attire and having the guts to take a stand against it. Suits should long ago have gone the way of the buggy whip.

    Interacting is pretty easy, although the more intelligent you are the harder it gets because frankly the average person is a moron. And they're getting stupider by the day.

    Coders, like scientists generally, are typically blunt and have no time for fools. Typically managers expect you to lie rather than tell them the bald truth. Typically being forthright and honest is interpreted as rudeness by the weakminded.

  297. Re:Wow! Communicating with others?! by dswan69 · · Score: 1
    Ross Perot (owner of EDS, I think) could wear what the janitor wears, if he thought it was more comfortable than his suit. He doesn't, and that should tell you something about comfort.


    No, it would tell me something about his brain. Not anything I don't already know though.

    Suits are uncomfortable and it has nothing to do with being accustomed to anything, it's just a fact.

    And yes I am rebellious by nature, but then I'm also highly reliable and mature. Intelligent people take me on my skills. And I'll continue to wear what I choose.

    If someone is wearing a suit I wonder why they need it, what are they trying to hide?

  298. Anyone read the full article? by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

    I don't think the whole article is entirely just about dress code. I think that it's about the whole extravagant lifestyle like things that some of these dot coms did which is falling out of favor. Sure, dress code plays a part in that, but I think it's more of an issue with people being able to take breaks when they want to go play DOOM in the company game room and the whole company going to see the Phantom Menace together and fully stocked gourmet kitchens and stuff. Personally, I have no idea WHY these folks were allowed to push business casual to the limit by wearing t-shirts and shorts. First off, the best road to pick is a middle ground on this issue. If your not meeting execs and customers on a daily basis and your just a cube monkey admining a server or programming for a living, then why should you be forced to wear a suit? What's wrong with Khakis and a Polo? Personally I would like to see more company issued Polo's as a incentive to dress appropriately. Only day we really wear jeans around here is Fridays, but we can wear them anytime so long as they are not tattered with holes and stains. We do dress up when meeting with the President, but even our VP's wear casual clothes when they aren't in meetings. If it's a matter of control, then they should just buy everyone a nice, comfortable uniform. Face it, the days of coming in to work in sweat pants is gone and personally should have had no place in the work place from the beginning. The days of High Schoolers getting IT jobs may be gone as well. When the workload is inhumanly possible, sometimes taking someone who knows a little is all you can do to keep trying to crank stuff out. But now that things are back to semi normal, we have the time to do things right. The Dot Com boom was alot of hot air and buggy websites that barely worked. Ever seen a site barely work now? Sure, there are some, but you not every site has a bug now and there's a great amount of sites that have no bugs now at all or no show stoppers. Dot com type stuff has matured and the real money making ideas will work now and not ideas like ordering your grocerys to come via UPS and stuff like that. A industry maturing has a way of making it less interesting as they realize that they can't afford to be paying for Mountain Dew and Penguin mints for the whole office and buying that new UNIX server they need. This also makes everyone realize that they need to look good to attract the kind of employees they really want which are responsible, realistic folks and not these ones who can claim they can crank out a new website in 8 hours.

    --

    Gorkman

  299. Re:Ties? Creativity? by bee · · Score: 1

    Point, I mostly skipped the 80s musically.

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  300. OFFTOPIC: Your sig. by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

    Well, I just have to know what that is about...
    BTW: I'm not whoever it is you are talking about, since I have never posted anonymously. Just a curious party...

  301. Re:Ties? Creativity? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Point, I mostly skipped the 80s musically.

    I liked some of the early 80's stuff, like the Cars, but after that the fake drum repeats with only 2 sounds and the reverb-o-mania was too much.

  302. Bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have worked in the City of London for five years and have still to wear a suit.

    Certainly I look out of place (specially when I am the only one not wearing a suit in the Waterloo and City line packed tube in the morning's rush hour) but I could not care less.

  303. Sure... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    More jobs, assuming you have the expertise in the first place.

    What do you prefer: a highly skilled guy that hates ties or a sub-skilled comformist sheeple that dresses impecably?

    I find that people advocating dress conformity are normally the ones that have to fear the most because they don't trust their own ability to remain current.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:Sure... by Anarchofascist · · Score: 2

      What do you prefer: a highly skilled guy that hates ties or a sub-skilled comformist sheeple that dresses impecably?

      That was the choice ten years ago, but in today's market, you can find highly skill people sweeping the streets.

      The question should be "What do you prefer: a highly skilled guy who refuses the simplest piece of discipline, or a highly skilled guy who's response is to shrug shoulders and say 'Yeah sure, man, whatever makes you feel comfortable.'"

      [Are people still reading this ancient thread??]

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  304. You can't rephrase. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    It reads like this:

    I understand that business is about performance, service and added value, not about image. Although perception plays a part in a working replationship its enforcement must have a clear justification, otherwise it shows a conformist bureaucratic corporate culture. I know that serious companies will judge me mostly on my 31337 skillz, of which they have ample notice on my CV and hiring interview. I play great in teams because I value diversity and relate to people for what they contribute and not for how they show off. I want to show that although I am very dependable I have principles which I can't compromise, most people value that because how can you trust somebody that compromises his principles?

    Better.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  305. Define neatly. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Why your definition of neatly is better than mine?

    What is "professional looking"?

    All what you say is a convention. A convention impossed top-down and that only helps to imposs the boss' authority in a hierarchical organization.

    If a company talks about loyalty and team playing in a democratic society, enforced uniformism is clearly at odds with those desirable traits.

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  306. Why should I "dress up" for an interview? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I have never done it, doing well, thank you.

    Why should I change now?

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  307. What a stupid reaction. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    When layoffs come, upper management just look at spreadsheets with numbers, they very often have never seen the people they are making jobless.

    The people that get the sack have no job, no dignity and the money they would have saved is wasted in those very expensive suits and dry cleaning bills.

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  308. Yada,yada,yada. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Don't mask your hervibore instincts with a sense that you have grown up.

    Grown-ups have opinions and principles and they don't brake them. Kiddies in the other hand are told what to do and are forced to do it, for the greater good of course.

    Most layoffs happen in a computer screen analyzing a spread sheet, unless they have a column headed "Dress decor" your expensive (both to buy and maintain) clothes will mean squat.

    If how I dress affects how management feels about me then they will be affected also by a mosquito flying close by or by the position of Uranus in respect to Pluto. No chance I would like to work in such an environment.

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  309. It's better to be dressed up, but.. by WetCat · · Score: 1

    one small detail: wearing tie is not for programmers and for intellectual tasks. Wearing a tie blocks blood vessels on a neck just enough
    to create a condition in brain when it's lack oxygen. And thinking takes a lot of oxygen.
    So dress up - it'll help you to be in position and make you look pretty, but leave tie out.

  310. Not true. by swillden · · Score: 2

    When layoffs come, upper management just look at spreadsheets with numbers, they very often have never seen the people they are making jobless. The people that get the sack have no job, no dignity and the money they would have saved is wasted in those very expensive suits and dry cleaning bills.

    Upper management just looks at spreadsheets and decides how many have to go, not which ones. That task they delegate to middle management, who passes it down the line. Finally, it ends up down with line managers who are told "You have to pick two people from your team."

    Given equal job performance, who are they going to pick? The less "professional", obviously, which incorporates a lot of factors, including dress.

    When times are tough and layoffs are imminent, it's wise to take every advantage you can. A little money spent on nice clothing may be the best investment you can make.

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  311. Discipline! by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Yea, that is the holly grail, discipline.

    And all is embodied in a piece of cheap cloth.

    Wise business practice indeed.

    I normaly hire the "rebel' in case you wanted to know.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:Discipline! by Anarchofascist · · Score: 2

      I normaly hire the "rebel' in case you wanted to know.

      "Jimbo, have you finished that Perl script yet?"

      "Screw you, man."

      Yeah, I can see how that can work out.

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  312. YMMV. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    After some years working in the IT industry I have still to see my boss or the boss of my boss chosing the people that are layed off. I have worked in big companies only, that may have some bearing in my personal experience.

    Heck, sometimes the last to know is the boss of the unfortunate downsized...

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  313. Perception isn't always reality by swillden · · Score: 1

    Heck, sometimes the last to know is the boss of the unfortunate downsized...

    Get a little more cynical. Chances are, your boss *did* choose who was getting laid off, or at least had a voice in it (sometimes, managers are just told to make a list of employees they want to "protect"), but to tell you that would damage your relationship with him, so he lied. It's better to let the faceless drones of "upper management" take the rap for laying off your buddy.

    I've moved up the ladder far enough that I get to see some of what really happens in such situations, versus what is told to the employees, and they're rarely the same. The really funny thing is that, unlike what most geeks would automatically think, the deception is generally done with the best of intentions, with the main goal being to let people down easy and minimize frustration, anger and hurt over things that cannot be changed anyway. Sometimes the managers who are the most conscientious and care most about their employees are the ones who lie the most. It takes a really cold bastard to walk in and say "They said I had to pick one, and you're it. Pack up and get out."

    I have worked in big companies only, that may have some bearing in my personal experience.

    I've worked in companies of all sizes, and seen the same thing everywhere. My current employer (and the one I was talking about in my original post) is the biggest IT company there is.

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