One time my cousin Walter got this mac stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different mac, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another mac. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! You know you're just gonna get this mac stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off ?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the one button mouse out ?" My cousin was a weird guy.
How about specifying the violations so they can be corrected in all Linux distributions?
SCO's IP in Linux is about as elusive as Iraq's WMD.
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But at least with the WMD issue,We have the reciepts...
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..In space,no one can hear you moo..
did anyone else notice the swiss army knife with the bonus air travel case?is that just to make it easier for it to be confiscated?
DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK Unless you like weird donkey and tenticle jello wrestling porn....sick bastards.
One time my cousin Walter got this mac stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different mac, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another mac. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! You know you're just gonna get this mac stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off ?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the one button mouse out ?" My cousin was a weird guy.
geez ..why don't you just rub his knows in it than.....
"On the other hand you could watch TV on J.Lo's butt. Now that's useful." finally something i can watch widescreen dvds on
..I didn't see profit listed anywhere?
...Or if somebody steals his stapler he might burn the place down to the ground...
Just paint it some weird pastels and call it the iDarwin...
.....We don't need no stinking badgers
.....I'm not buying of anyone with no feedback.
not to me ...and i wrote it.thank you generous karma gods....
The day is not over yet..
I never realized my browser could read "William Shatner" tags..
Frikken sharks can't survive space...Duh
this has me now wondering how many slashdot readers have disabilities and how they adapt to using the computer and what modifications they did,
Though it wouldn't surprise me to find Microsoft courting the Klingon-speaking community ....
more like ferengi....
.....And the Texas version that tracks down the offending server and empties a full clip into it because "it needed killing"
i'm still waiting for buckaroo against the world crime league....
i always wanted that bike and helmet
that would have been better if it would have showed my judge smails tag (Use the Preview Button! Check those URLs!) Doh..
The world needs ditch diggers too.
...In Soviet Russia....?'never mind.
I'm still waiting for the "tobaccy and clam ice cream" for chain smoking otters.
How about specifying the violations so they can be corrected in all Linux distributions? SCO's IP in Linux is about as elusive as Iraq's WMD. -- But at least with the WMD issue,We have the reciepts...