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  1. What??! on Wendy Seltzer Interviewed · · Score: 1
    She doesn't mention Rigoletto?
    What sort of savage is she?


    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz.

  2. Thinkpads from now on on New Dell Clickthrough Software License · · Score: 1

    That's too bad for Dell. They're just driving a growing market to other manufacturers.

  3. Re:Oh Good on Open Source Community Approaches SCO · · Score: 1, Funny
    Another SCO story. I love how these never contain any real information and yet we're subjected to about 6 a day.

    Shhh, Dear. Don't cause a fuss.
    I'll 'ave your SCO story. I love it!
    I'm having SCO, SCO, SCO, SCO, Baked beans,
    SCO, SCO, and SCO!

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!

  4. Re:This is very very bad on Microsoft Nailed by Software Patent · · Score: 1

    Let's all go back to using lynx.
    Damn, it was fast!

  5. treble damages? on Microsoft Nailed by Software Patent · · Score: 1
    Since Microsoft is an illegal monopoly, Does this mean that Eolas is entitled to treble damages?

    Does this $521,000,000.00 already represent that?

    Gee - I had fun typing out all those zeroes.
    Just wait 'til InterTrust gets their day in court - that Ballmer guy 'll be hustling for pocket-change.

  6. Re:Read the paper yesterday. on OSDL Position Paper on SCO and Linux · · Score: 1
    Am I the only one left on SlashDot who doesn't even run Windows for gaming?

    Yes.

    NO!

  7. Re:HomeSec. Ingsoc. MiniPax. Double-plus good. on HomeSec Warns Again About Microsoft's Insecurity · · Score: 1

    He's read Goldstein's book... GET 'IM!

  8. Re:Remember MS Bob ? on Microsoft's Forgotten Mistakes · · Score: 2, Funny
    Melinda French. Where is she now and what's she doing?

    Hey, we're all getting fscked by Bill.

  9. Re:I think I will switch to SuSE on Why SCO UNIX Is A Bad Idea · · Score: 1
    The author really does seem to prefer SuSE.

    If you knew SuSE like I knew SuSE...

    All kidding aside, SuSE is Schweeeet!

    YaST2 is an extremely well thought-out configurator.
    and YOU is the next best thing to apt-get.

    IMNSHO, of course.

  10. Re:I have contributed.. on SETI@Home Publishes Skymap · · Score: 0

    about 14000 hours for the past.. 6-7 years
    HA! I have done 24,281 hours in the last 2.7 years.
    Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Professor Johanson!

  11. Whenever I pee... on Torvalds Says Linux IP Is Sound · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    it makes a sound.

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz.

  12. blessing in disguise on Adobe Still Ignores Elcomsoft-Discovered Holes · · Score: 1
    It won't take long before corporations become dependant upon litigation to keep their proprietory formats secure - as others have suggested. In the mean time more savvy businesses will turn to OSS security implimentations.

    Remember, If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz.

  13. Re:The main flaw of modern computer science. on When Bad Software Can Kill · · Score: 1

    as code nerds, computer scientists tend to despise >most mathematical approaches as "too academic" or >"imfeasible".

    Mensa member, beware of the high IQ


    A Mensa member who uses the term "imfeasible."
    That's wonderful!

    English major, beware of corrections

  14. This should be proportional on Women Need Larger Screens for Desktop Navigation? · · Score: 2, Flamebait
    Women tend to have wider hips,
    therefore they tend to have larger laptops.


    Lap-tops, get it? Sheesh!

  15. Next thing... on Foiling Cinema Pirates · · Score: 1

    The next thing we'll see is epileptics all over having their siezures triggered by the flashes of light.

    Boy, if you wind up twitching on the floor of a movie-theater, you'll be stuck there for life!

  16. Nothing new on A New Spin On Physical Phenomena · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Those of us who have lived through other wars realize that "spin" is very strong in times like these.

    Mod me up. Make my day!

  17. First Stephen King! on Portable Pioneer Adam Osborne dead at 64 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Suckas!

  18. Re:Crossover - Bring on 7 of 9! on Rick Berman: Enterprise May Not Suck Next Year · · Score: 1

    No, that was her bust-size.

  19. Re:The only hope... on Rick Berman: Enterprise May Not Suck Next Year · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Follow my reasoning here:

    They concieve Kirk, not Spock.

    T'Pol & Archer are killed in final episode.

    Kirk is raised by kindly couple on Mars colony.
    TOS begins.

    The reason why Kirk has such a fixation on breasts becomes obvious.

  20. D'Oh! on 8.6 GB Internet? · · Score: 1

    What about the poor saps whose 'last mile' is 56K?
    Do they simply install more phone lines?

  21. The only hope... on Rick Berman: Enterprise May Not Suck Next Year · · Score: 5, Funny

    T'pol and Archer have a baby together - and it's Kirk

  22. Re:Progression on Screenshot History of Windows · · Score: 1

    Thor's hammer was able to fly and respond to commands, whereas all today's junk can do is hit things.

    Doesn't AMD's Hammer respond to commands?

  23. Help or hunder evolution? on Speeding up Evolution · · Score: 1

    Engineered human "Blood" to speed up evolution so that we become less susceptible to disease and injury. Doesn't this actually impede some of the basic mechanisms of the classic model of evolution?

  24. Re:Flipping the keys... on Clamshell Sharp Zaurus Reviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    it seems a lot of wear would come to the keys when the PDA is shoved in tiny places.

    I always walk a little funny after doing this.

  25. FP on XBox Chip With Legal BIOS · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You think I am goo-rooking?
    Like American movie-star, Robert Taylor?