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  1. Re:The game did it. on Why Do Computer Games Claim Lives? · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what country you're from, but some countries have this concept of 'the public health'. You might be shocked to know that in some countries, accepting addiction is not something that the government considers to be in the best interests of 'the public health'.

    You realize how ridiculous this sounds when speaking of a country that widely believes in fan death, don't you?

  2. Re:A little bit biased, isn't it? on Chimpanzees Beat out Children in Reasoning Test · · Score: 1

    Ever heard of "dog years"?

    Dogs aren't some type of magical learning creatures... they just mature faster than humans. Geez.

  3. Re:No purchase necessary on A Look at Windows Server Outselling Linux · · Score: 1

    I'll keep this post in mind next time I have to set up our corporate IRC server...

  4. Re:If I had a million dollars... on Barenaked USB Drive · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ah, another baby audiophile stretching his wings in preparation for flight. Fly, birdie, fly!

  5. Re:Very different on Creative's X-Fi Audio Chip Reviewed · · Score: 1

    The Creative cards from the Live on up are all DSPs. They are designed to convolute sound. So in a game if they want it to sound like you are in a parking garage, they give the proper commands to the card and it convolutes the sound to do it's best appromation of a parking garage. This leads to both lower CPU usage and more realistic sound than doing the processing all on the CPU.

    Actually, convolution is done in software... at least, for the type of convolution that you're talking about (room or space modeling). To make something sound like a parking garage, you need to use a field sampler to first create an impulse response (the proper name for what you referred to as "commands"). Impulse responses can also be used for filtering, but in this case they are generally quite small (a few hundred frames or less). Responses that are created for room modeling can be quite large, on the order of 8-32,000 frames or more. Since convolution is performed on two waveforms, room shaping can't be done on hardware, unless you can somehow store a bunch of wave files on the actual soundcard. As the author of a VST plugin for realtime convolution, I would love to know about hardware support for convolution to which you speak. Please, can you show me where you read about creative implementing this in hardware? I'd love to know how they managed that, especially given the sub-par quality of their pro audio line.

    I am unsure if it has the ability to function as a VST plugin built in, but certinaly nothing precludes it from doing so. It's a powerful DSP and has the capability to route sound in and out of it.

    This is not possible. You own a 400$ fw interface (albeit, a rather bad one, but that's just my opinion ;] ), but do you even use it for composing? I ask only because it seems that you have no understanding of how VST's work... the VST framework requires a host for loading up plugins, which are compiled as dynamically loaded libaries (DLL on win32, Mach-O/CFM bundles on MacOS). For a VST plugin to be run in hardware, the card itself would need to have it's own dynamic library format, a virtual VST host, and a whole slew of other crap normally handled by the OS. For this reason, it would logically be much easier just to take the contents of the process() and processReplacing() methods (which do all of the actual audio processing in a VST) and re-implement them directly in the audio chain.

  6. Re:Sex Offender's Registry on Google Map Hack & Chicago Crime Data · · Score: 1

    Great idea! You can sew the first scarlet letter, then.

  7. Re:Go see it in theaters on 'Sith' Already Found Online · · Score: 4, Funny

    You don't get that kind of experience from a computer.

    What if I beat my head against the table a few times and then mailed George Lucas $7?

  8. Re:Maybe they should wait until night-time... on Mars Rover Opportunity Still Stuck In a Dune · · Score: 1

    Great idea! Let's call NASA right away; I'm sure they could use great thinkers like this right now!

  9. Re:Weight Watchers blocks Firefox users on Internet Explorer's Share Dips Below 90% · · Score: 1

    Site Requirements

    Make sure your browser accepts cookies.


    What hypocrites! I hope they only give no-sugar cookies... IE is bloated enough already.

  10. Re:Engadget misses the point on Due Next Year: Dell's 19-inch Laptop · · Score: 1

    I'm 6'5" and can palm a basketball. I use a 15" iBook because I liked the bigger screen, but I wish I'd gotten the 12" instead.

    I wouldn't be caught dead with a 17" pb or dell; I like portability, and frankly, the keyboards on smaller laptops are just fine.

  11. Re:Whew! on Wired Amends Stories With Fabricated Quotes · · Score: 1

    Slashdot doesn't retract news stories... in the bizarro world, it just reposts them again a week later with a slightly different article summary.

  12. Re:First use of the word spam on the internet - 19 on Broadway Awards Spam · · Score: 1

    Ok, you're right... your internet penis IS bigger than mine!

    *hangs head in shame*

  13. Re:Hunting on Internet Hunting Banned in California · · Score: 1

    A vegetarian diet results in enormous numbers of rodents and insects being killed by threshers and harvesting machinery.

    I guess I should switch my diet to eating rodents and insects now, right?

  14. Re:Traitor! on Meet Microsoft's Linux Lab Head Bill Hilf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Iron maiden?! Excellent! *plays air guitar*

  15. Re:Reading the article? on Sober.P Worm Accounts for 5% of all Email Traffic · · Score: 5, Funny

    I read that the article references...

    Ah, see, that was your first mistake.

  16. Re:Maybe some truth there on Gates on Google · · Score: 1

    BTW, did anyone else notice that MS slashed their R&D budget? How do they expect to thrive in new markets if they don't try new stuff?

    Who needs R&D when you can just "innovate" like they do?

  17. Re:Yeah, on Alienware's Star Wars PCs · · Score: 1

    I believe that it's so that Alienware can track who finds things on their site vs. who clicks on the email links, but that's just my own conjecture.

    Seems like a pretty effective process for user tracking (*snicker*).. I bet some head scratching is going to happen at the alienware HQ today when they discover that their "mailing list" has suddenly increased 1,000X in size.

  18. Re:Rumor has it on Firefox Breaks 50,000,000 Barrier · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like their slogan "Where do you want to go today?" could take on a whole new meaning!

  19. Re:Step One... on George Lucas Struggles to Reinvent Himself · · Score: 1

    ... quit making shitty movies.

    Choice quote from TFA: "I've earned the right to fail, which means making what I think are really great movies that no one wants to see."

    So yeah, I guess that's not going to happen anytime soon, if I had to make a guess. His denial is as deep as a root canal.

  20. Re:Applications? on 64-Bit Windows Releases Now Available · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Just wait until you see the 64-bit spellchecker! It'll blow you away!

  21. Re:he's being quite modest about it on RMS Weighs in on BitKeeper Debacle · · Score: 0, Troll

    in ten years, we will all be thanking RMS for his foresight

    Is that when the Hurd will finally be done, perhaps?

  22. Re:You know what's going to happen... on Sony Online To Sell Virtual Property · · Score: 1

    What's the point of earning money and stats, if you can simply buy them?

    Uhm, if I had to take a wild guess, I'd have to say that Sony probably cares more about the money than some silly game?

  23. Re:The Capitol on Satellite Easter Eggs · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's not blurred out. That's just the alien technology force field which is protecting it.

    *runs to the kitchen for some more foil*

  24. Re:Slow learners? on New Mac System Specs · · Score: 1

    IANAL, and watching them on TV gives me a headache.

    That's why you shouldn't be watching Cinimax between the hours of 12pm-6am.

  25. Re:Everything Real and Tangible will be in Asia on IBM Says its Future is in Services, Not Goods · · Score: 1

    So it will be a society made up entirely of bloggers? That IS frightening!