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Sober.P Worm Accounts for 5% of all Email Traffic

destuxor writes "The grave insecurity of the day is the Sober.P worm which is currently pushing nearly 5% of all email traffic at the moment. Unlike previous worms, Sober can disable the Windows Firewall and Symantec Antivirus. Interestingly, patched machines are not vulnerable to the exploits used by this worm. What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?" update percentage corrected.

451 comments

  1. sober.p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    is that like the anti-tequila worm?

    1. Re:sober.p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, it is the virus/worm that hit my mail server 2.5 million times per day! We had to change our mx record to a company like message labs. It hit them hard, too. I wouldn't use anything other than Exim 4 + Exiscan + a very strict configuration for a mail server... should I ever host my own mx again.

  2. Yay, its go time! by e133tc1pher · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh better hurry and update iptables and patch my kernel and emerge sync;emerge -uv world... oh windows, they get all the fun!

    1. Re:Yay, its go time! by Segfault666 · · Score: 0

      or simply modify pf.conf to block those IPs. I've gone through and blocked 90% of ad sites via Squid, and modified my pf.conf to include a table of banned ip's. when a worm or certain advisory comes out i simply block that subnet. This is kind of a hacked way of doing things but when you manage the is/it for a company which sees about 20 new notebooks plugging into the network ("oh, they are clients, they NEED to have access immediatly..."). OpenBSD at the gateway & TrendMicro scanning mail & desktops have kept this corp. virus/worm free since the times of nimbda.

    2. Re:Yay, its go time! by secolactico · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh better hurry and update iptables and patch my kernel and emerge sync;emerge -uv world

      YAY!!!! It's don... what@ still compiling? It's been 4 hours already!!

      (kidding, man. but my slashbot training tought me that no emerge reference is complete without a compile time joke. it probably won't be that long. heck, it might even finish before sarge is finally released)

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    3. Re:Yay, its go time! by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 0
      YAY!!!! It's don... what@ still compiling? It's been 4 hours already!!

      Meh, apt-get update && apt-get upgrade. Go get a Coke from the vending machine and updates are done. You guys can recompile your whole operating system for a 5% performance boost, knock yourself out... I'll just run Debian Sarge. :-)

    4. Re:Yay, its go time! by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      If you think we do it for the performance boost, you have no idea what Gentoo is all about.

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    5. Re:Yay, its go time! by toad3k · · Score: 1

      We do it for the chicks, of course.

    6. Re:Yay, its go time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whooa..you mean you get to leave your machine while it's updating?!!? Of course, we all have to sit and stare at the screen. WRONG. IDIOT.

      There may be some performance boost, but it's probably negligible in the scale of things, choosing gentoo for that is a stupid reason.

    7. Re:Yay, its go time! by m50d · · Score: 1

      Leave it going overnight, or reniced during normal use. Your system's not going to be doing anything else, so why not have it boost its performance a bit?

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    8. Re:Yay, its go time! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      If you think we do it for the performance boost, you have no idea what Gentoo is all about.

      Okay, so what is Gentoo all about ?

      And what do you do it for ?

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    9. Re:Yay, its go time! by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      The "USE" flags are great and do a lot to help customize apps for a system. The dependency checking is very nice and doesn't hesitate to re-compile/re-install things (rpm always pissed me off by being a pain about installing things that are already installed). The official portage tree has a *lot* of apps in it.

      I also like the init file system much more than RedHat (I don't have a lot of experience with Debian admitedly). Every /etc/init.d/ also has a /etc/conf.d/ that configures options. rc-update is very nice for adding things to different run levels ( not more so than other distros though, but nice non-the-less).

      And the fact that portage isn't afraid to put commercial ebuilds in for things like 'Neverwinter Nights' or 'Quake' is fantastic for installing things under Linux that can be tricky.

      Further, I like the idea of no 'version'. Where every update just gets the latest of everything. Debian is very good about dist-upgrade, but you still need to make time for it.

      That's why I use Gentoo.

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    10. Re:Yay, its go time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gentoo is all about beeing special. We make stuff look hard and complicated so we can make other people feel stupid and thus make ouselves feel superior. You just wouldnt understand man, cause youre not special and cool like us. So just die ok?

    11. Re:Yay, its go time! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      A few additional questions, if you don't mind, since I've been thinking of upgrading from my RH9 box - it's getting to be a pain to maintain.

      The "USE" flags are great and do a lot to help customize apps for a system.

      Are these USE flags parameters passes to the configure script, or are they Gentoo-specific ?

      The dependency checking is very nice and doesn't hesitate to re-compile/re-install things (rpm always pissed me off by being a pain about installing things that are already installed).

      I've understood that "emerge" works a bit like "apt-get", in that it automatically downloads and installs dependencies. Is this correct ?

      The official portage tree has a *lot* of apps in it.

      How hard is it to add new apps ? That is, if I find an app online (or develop one myself) and want to make an ebuild for it, how difficult is it ? And how difficult would it be to get that ebuild a part of the "official" Gentoo ?

      Further, I like the idea of no 'version'. Where every update just gets the latest of everything.

      What happens if there's a power failure during the upgrade ? Can I simply rerun the upgrade command, or do I have to start hunting for broken package(s) ?

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    12. Re:Yay, its go time! by ScribeOfTheNile · · Score: 1
      Are these USE flags parameters passes to the configure script, or are they Gentoo-specific ?
      They pass parameters to the config script, although, setting SSL is nicer than manually passing --enable-ssl --ssl-prefix=/usr/blah
      I've understood that "emerge" works a bit like "apt-get", in that it automatically downloads and installs dependencies. Is this correct ?
      Yep.
      How hard is it to add new apps ? That is, if I find an app online (or develop one myself) and want to make an ebuild for it, how difficult is it ? And how difficult would it be to get that ebuild a part of the "official" Gentoo ?
      The difficulty depends greatly on the packaging of the source. An ebuild for something that would normally require "./config && make && make install" would typically only take a minute or too.
      Automated patching, adding useflags, a 'weird' package etc. will require a bit more work.
      As for getting it into the tree, simply stick it in Bugzilla, and wait for a dev to pick it up. :)
      What happens if there's a power failure during the upgrade ? Can I simply rerun the upgrade command, or do I have to start hunting for broken package(s) ?
      The actual moving of new files, and removing of old is kept until the very end of the emerge. Unless the power went out in the middle of writing something like GCC to disk, simply re-running the command will set things right.

      Sorry if I'm invading your conversation, but I figure it's better than leaving questions potentially unanswered. :)
    13. Re:Yay, its go time! by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Are these USE flags parameters passes to the configure script, or are they Gentoo-specific ?

      The USE flags are things like "X gtk kde mmx". Typically they are package specific and are passed to the configure script. So if you don't want X support in apps, you can set "-X" and it will compile-out X support where possible.

      I've understood that "emerge" works a bit like "apt-get", in that it automatically downloads and installs dependencies. Is this correct ?

      Yes. It also takes into account your USE settings.

      How hard is it to add new apps ? That is, if I find an app online (or develop one myself) and want to make an ebuild for it, how difficult is it ? And how difficult would it be to get that ebuild a part of the "official" Gentoo ?

      The ebuilds are pretty easy to create for simple things. "portage" keeps a directory hierarchy much like the BSD ports under /usr/portage. You can put your own ebuilds in /usr/local/portage. Getting an ebuild into the official tree is a matter of submitting it to bugs.gentoo.org (they've got an FAQ on how to submit). I'm not sure how often new ebuilds are accepted or on what merit they are accepted however...

      What happens if there's a power failure during the upgrade ? Can I simply rerun the upgrade command, or do I have to start hunting for broken package(s) ?

      The compiling is done in a chroot environment of sorts, then the binaries are copied to the official location. I've never had anything "corrupt" an install. If an ebuild fails for any reason, you can run 'emerge --resume' to pick up again where you left off. This is where 'just doing it' sorta works out nice. It doesn't complain that there is an existing install, or that the exsting install is corrupted. It just fetches, compiles, and installs no matter what.

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  3. Only 1 way by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whenever your PC gets infected with a virus or 10 bits of spyware a large foot swings out from under the desk and hits you in the groin. It'd even work on them guys pretending to be women!

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    1. Re:Only 1 way by pedigree · · Score: 1

      Shows you just how many fucking stupid people are out there, people that shouldnt be allowed to own computers, by law!

    2. Re:Only 1 way by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      That will sober you up!

    3. Re:Only 1 way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real women don't like being kicked in the groin either, you know. Sure, it's not quite as agonizingly bad as for a guy, but there's still bits you don't want bruised there!

    4. Re:Only 1 way by chucks86 · · Score: 1

      If the person were hit hard enough, it would probably be an effective sterilizer...

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    5. Re:Only 1 way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm curious about these 'bits'. Do you have any more information?

    6. Re:Only 1 way by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a quote from bash.org.

      " get up
      get on up
      get up
      get on up
      and DANCE
      * nmp3bot dances :D- i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

      Integrate the face-stabber with a Windows pop-up that gives you one of two choices. Either click to download and install updates or watch the face-stabber in action.

    7. Re:Only 1 way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      http://www.alsangels.com/ - Note the strange lipped slit female of the species homo sapiens sapiens have, sometimes with a visible clitoris.

      It hurts to get kicked in the cooch. Probably not as much as in the balls, but as there are very few people indeed in a position to directly compare, and as males tend to have lower pain thresholds than females, it's difficult to say how much less.

    8. Re:Only 1 way by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1
      Whenever your PC gets infected with a virus or 10 bits of spyware a large foot swings out from under the desk and hits you in the groin. It'd even work on them guys pretending to be women!

      Linux users are immune because they're using CUPS.

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    9. Re:Only 1 way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy bad formatting, Batman!

      http://www.bash.org/?4281

    10. Re:Only 1 way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a number so big I can't even count that high.

  4. Nothing really by Stonent1 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If they have SP2, the computer automatically runs the updates.

    1. Re:Nothing really by Ruud+Althuizen · · Score: 0

      No it doesn't, you can still change the settings.

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    2. Re:Nothing really by Short+Circuit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That works, until they or a relative disable it.

      Most people don't have broadband; Windows Update takes a long time when all you want to do is get your email.

      Now, if they graduated from an HTTP download to rsync, the download size would be significantly smaller.

      An even better solution would be to have the source code on the computer, and have the machine compile the patches locally from a (much quicker to patch) source code. Of course, they'd need to find a way to securely encrypt the source code so those "evil GPL coders" don't peek.

    3. Re:Nothing really by Neophytus · · Score: 1, Interesting

      But unless they've bought a new PC in the last 6 months, they won't have visited windowsupdate to install SP2 to get said updates.

    4. Re:Nothing really by Keruo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Rsync isn't really an option for updating windows since the patch usually changes few dlls to different ones.

      Most people don't have broadband, but most people don't have fast computers either, it might take long time to compile the source distributed update.
      And your average joe won't have compiler on their machine anyway.
      I'd remove compiler from linux workstations too. The normal user, who surfs and reads email on the machine, won't have any need to compile things.

      If local patches were used, I wouldn't worry about gpl coders peeking the code. I'd worry about worms patching the source code and creating new holes through modifying patch sources.

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    5. Re:Nothing really by Exter-C · · Score: 1

      The issue is that they are not updated so the issue is probably that they wont have installed SP2.. the cycle continues.. :().

      They really need to start making it so that you cant turn off the updates on home edition etc. I can understand corporates wanting to do still disabled patching etc and power users (maybe a registry hack or something). That way all systems get patched when they are on the internet. Its getting rarer and rarer that a home computer is not internet connected . its just a shame about the size of the downloads if you have a modem.

      Taking all that into account I guess there is no perfect solution...

    6. Re:Nothing really by leon.gandalf · · Score: 0

      Or just refuse to install it do too it killing half your apps.

    7. Re:Nothing really by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It doesn't have to be in the same high-level languge the OS was written in; it could be a compiler-specific intermediate language, like GCC's SSA.

      Such an arrangement offloads some of the compiling process to Microsoft's servers, and obfuscates the patch.

      The compiler included with the OS doesn't even have to support any other language. And it can require a signed certificate from Microsoft to accept the code.

    8. Re:Nothing really by westlake · · Score: 2, Informative
      Most people don't have broadband; Windows Update takes a long time when all you want to do is get your email.

      Windows Update downloads in the background, and allows other programs the bandwith they need. It should never be a problem, even over dial-up. If you didn't have the patience to wait out the download of SP2 over a slow connection, you could mail order it on CD from Microsoft, no charge, even for postage.

    9. Re:Nothing really by LordHunter317 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      An even better solution would be to have the source code on the computer, and have the machine compile the patches locally from a (much quicker to patch) source code.

      No, it really wouldn't, seeing as the Windows source takes days for a full build. The install size alone difference would make this a fucking retarded solution.

    10. Re:Nothing really by i.r.id10t · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So why doesn't MS offer a monthly CD update subscription? Why aren't there CDs at Best Buy, Circuit City, WalMart, etc. that have SP2 and updates on it? Heck, AOL can get their CDs there to get people to sign up for service.

      I can't imagine many take advantage of the SP on CD option from MS now, I don't think many more would sign up for a monthy update cd at a minimal cost ($10/yr to cover shipping,etc?) either.

      If you install XP today and SP2 from a cd/whatever, you still need over 20mb of downloads to get up to date on your updates, and god forbid if you don't have SP2 around on some sort of media or local archive. How long do you think that will take on a modem? What was that average time to infection for an unpatched machine plugged into the 'net?

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    11. Re:Nothing really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But unless they've bought a new PC in the last 6 months, they won't have visited windowsupdate to install SP2 to get said updates.

      Interesting? What kind of moron modded that? This statement makes no sense at all. Why exactly wouldn't someone who bought a PC a year ago have visited windowsupdate? Because they're not some l33t linux d00d? Automatic update has been around longer than SP2.

    12. Re:Nothing really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Uhm. Fucktard. You are wrong on all counts. Pointe The Firste: Auto Update uses BITS (the Background Intelligent Transfer Service) -- there's nothing to notice when an autoupdate job is running on your system.

      Next up, WU is distributing binary deltas these days (and has been optionally for years, ...). From WU you pull a manifest describing the locations in various versions of the binary which need to be replaced/removed/inserted. Then you pull those specific offsets from Microsoft's server, and your patched binary is generated.

      Dumbass.

    13. Re:Nothing really by Xyde · · Score: 1

      I find it hard to believe MS has implemented some sort of packet prioritization into their TCP/IP stack/windows update to allow downloads in other apps to remain unaffected...

    14. Re:Nothing really by zootm · · Score: 1

      Well, they have already made it so that it screams bloody murder if you don't want to use automatic updates, and most people will just leave them on, so to some degree they've already followed your advice -- the problem, of course, is what you already pointed out. Most of these users won't update to a version with more sensible (for the normal user) defaults, and yes, the cycle continues.

    15. Re:Nothing really by badriram · · Score: 1

      Well Windows XP without SP2 does bother you to visit / download windows updates 3 times after you setup your comptuer. However seems like 3 times was not enough for a lot of people.

    16. Re:Nothing really by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Well, that's not the case on any machine that I've installed SP2 on. I may have said no to switching on automatic downloading and installation of updates, I don't remember, but that's certainly the way they're set up now.

    17. Re:Nothing really by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of "make"? It's a neat little standard utility that only compiles things that have changed. And Windows install sizes have been getting bigger and bigger, with disk space getting cheaper and cheaper.

      And, again, it doesn't have to be in human-readable form. It could be in a compacted version of an intermediary format, like GCC's SSA.

    18. Re:Nothing really by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      XP comes with a QoS Packet Scheduler network service, so believe it.

    19. Re:Nothing really by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... not a problem?

      have you actually... you know.. tried upgrading to sp2 over dialup that costs per minute, like what the dialup is in most of the world?

      of course it wouldn't be a problem if you were online on that dialup 24/7... but very few people are.

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    20. Re:Nothing really by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      How long do you think that will take on a modem?

      Took me four days, on-and-off. Thank God the Windows Update software had been upgraded to support resuming in an earlier patch.

      Thanks to my Linux machine serving as a dial-up router, I wasn't infected.

    21. Re:Nothing really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS also offers phone support for people with Virus/Spyware issues. If the front-line agents can't fix it, you'll get a call in "3-5ish days" suited to your schedule from a support rep deeper in the chain. All free, all long distance on MS's dime.

      And yes MS will mail you an SP2 CD free. However it takes 6-8 weeks to ship, so it's not terribly useful.

    22. Re:Nothing really by Segfault666 · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has, for "free", what's known as SUS, software update service - it's basically a locally resident version of windows update. I've started playing with it a little while ago and it seems to delvier updates efficently and quite well. There have been rumors that I've read which state that an admin can use SUS to actually *push* windows updates to clients. Does anyone know if this is true?

      However I may actually HATE SP2 for XP, I must say that I really really like the automatic updates running behind the users back. 9 out of 10 of these users simply don't care about anything as long as "i just want it to work", too bad I'm not their computers babysitter and have started to refuse to fix personal computers/notebooks on company time. I present them with a bill and so far most of them have learnt to keep their systems somewhat clean ... the others that don't care go to someone else to clean up their diseased machines.

      Also Killing any network port if it's found to be a nusiance seems to get their attention.

    23. Re:Nothing really by Taladar · · Score: 1

      That might help for outgoing traffic. Incoming traffic is much harder to control.

    24. Re:Nothing really by Segfault666 · · Score: 0

      How many people actually know this?

      Out of that set of people that know you can get SP2 mailed to you for free, come these other barriers:
      - time & desire to scour MS's site
      - distrust of MS (entering in a mailing address)
      - knowledge or care that SP2 is a critical update
      - desire to wait the 4-6 weeks for delivery
      - Knowledge of what to do when the CD comes
      ...etc

      simply put, most of the people don't care, want to care, or see a need to care.

    25. Re:Nothing really by Lord+Pillage · · Score: 1

      I recently had a virus that disabled the BITS service, among others (even Event Log which screwed up a bunch of stuff). It took me a while to figure out as I hadn't had a problem like that before. Sneeky virus, but yeah, I hadn't realized BITS was disabled until I went to do a Windows Update and had Microsoft tell me that BITS was disabled. I guess this goes to show you even downloads off the M$ update site uses the BITS.

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    26. Re:Nothing really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What is to stop a worm from modifying the code that checks the signature so it thinks any code is valid? While cracking modern encryption is not practical, cracking the if-then statement that only allows the code to be compiled if it has a valid signature is relatively easy. Many of the cracks for manual checks in old games worked this way, they replaced the if 'word_correct=1 then rungame else abort' code with 'if word_correct=1 then rungame else rungame' so that anything could be entered when it asked for a word from the manual.

    27. Re:Nothing really by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      The average time to infection is unknown. One group found on one instance of a honeypot network that the machine was up for around 15 minutes before being infected - that's in no way an average. It hardly paints an optimistic picture, though.

      In contrast though, my firewall notifies me of a small handful of scan attempts a month, so my mean time to infection would be very much higher, even if I didn't keep my machine patched and firewalled.

    28. Re:Nothing really by riscthis · · Score: 1
      What is to stop a worm from modifying the code that checks the signature so it thinks any code is valid?
      Not a lot. But then once someone else's arbitary code is executing on your machine with those kind of priviliges, it's pretty much game over anyway. You can never be sure that you've fully removed it.
    29. Re:Nothing really by mcbiondi · · Score: 1

      How so? Decreasing the window size to zero would accomplish this.

    30. Re:Nothing really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You had some decent points, but still really made an ass of yourself there.

      OP was right. Dialup downloads at (roughly) 5KB/s. Even if the update is 5MB it's going to take a while (even though it won't interfere with anything else).

    31. Re:Nothing really by birdowner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really? That must be so nice. I can't wait to tell my parents (over dialup) and my roomie's parents (over dialup in a dinky village in Wales) how cool it is to download all of SP2 over a slow connection. The mail order bit is sensible, but your suggestion of Windows Update not being a problem over dial-up is a load of bollocks.

    32. Re:Nothing really by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      It also starts over if you disconnect in the middle of downloading an update.

      So if can't leave your computer on for a good three hours and not use it for internet access during that time, it'll never get done.

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    33. Re:Nothing really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Update 5 supports download resume ... You goddamn troll get a clue and try actually using Windows instead of talking about it like you had used it since Windows 98. You're the kind who still does BSOD jokes and/or mods them funny.

    34. Re:Nothing really by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      I find it hard to believe MS has implemented some sort of packet prioritization into their TCP/IP stack/windows update to allow downloads in other apps to remain unaffected...

      It's called the Background Intelligent Transfer Service (aka BITS) and it's quite clever. Do a google search for it and learn something.

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    35. Re:Nothing really by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      As the coward said. Stop spreading FUD. That's not true at all BITS can do resume on downloads, just fine.

    36. Re:Nothing really by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      I don't know about elsewhere, but here in the U.K. at least *most* computers (defined as more than 50%) are connected to the internet with a broadband connection. Yet people still don't keep their computers up to date. Clearly the problem is more complex than you propose, and has nothing to do with the speed of the internet connection.

    37. Re:Nothing really by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      Hmm...well, mine has failed regularly due to loss of internet connectivity.

      It starts over all the time. Perhaps you have to be using XP for this? Or you have to be lucky?

      Anyway, personal experience !=FUD. This has happened to me.

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    38. Re:Nothing really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The underlying problem is that Microsoft sold Internet-capable software for the better part of a decade before they got "serious" about security a couple years ago. Their installed base is so large that anyone saying "just go to Windows Update" is missing the point. When people buy into a technology, they don't want it changing every day to some unknown configuration, and these people number in the tens of millions.

      This is something that Microsoft has failed to address with their truely lack-luster security engineering, and I think their marketing department is beginning to run out of steam. More people are realizing that there are other systems, such as UNIX/Linux or Mac OS X, that have a fundamentally better security model that limits most exploits, and for some reason users of those platforms don't feel overwhelmed by patches, worms, and viruses, either.

      Even better, UNIX, Linux distros, and Mac OS are largely interoperable. As some would say, it's the world against Microsoft, now. OpenOffice.org has become the defacto standard office suite on the open platforms, Mozilla/Firefox has become the defacto web browser on open platforms, and other apps like the GIMP, xine, etc. have become good enough to make much of Microsoft's technology redundant.

      Those who say that Microsoft still adds value to their business are very likely defending their deeply locked-in state. Some businesses chose to use ActiveX or Visual Basic or other Microsoft-only technologies to improve productivity, but what they will find in a few years is that they will quickly become the outsiders as everyone else moves back to open systems. As open systems re-take the markets, Microsoft really and truly will become the Novell Netware, Banyan Vines, or DECNet of the IT industry.

      History so far has always shown that popular proprietary systems are eventually replaced by open systems at much lower prices over time. Microsoft is in no way immune to this, especially given their undifferentiated software-only business model. Every Windows/Office desktop replaced by an open systems desktop is literally a chunk taken out of over half of Microsoft's revenu stream. Taking history into account, that means over half of Microsoft's revenue is guaranteed to disappear in the near future. Given that their other revenue, such as support, are leveraged off of their Windows/Office revenue, it would be fair to say nearly _all_ of Microsoft's revenue is in jeopardy.

      Given this risk proposition, it really is the wise chioce for Microsoft customers to create an exit strategy to open systems, probably looking at a five-year timeline for a forced migration by the industry. As long as you prepare yourselves, it won't be catastrophic to your operations. Easy ways to begin this process are to introduce OpenOffice.org and Firefox as pilot projects in your organizations and to begin archiving your Office documents in open formats while the software conversion is still possible.

    39. Re:Nothing really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have PS2. I think it's updated!

    40. Re:Nothing really by RTMFD · · Score: 1

      We all saw how much protection requiring signed code (cough-cough ActiveX) afforded the user.

    41. Re:Nothing really by 51mon · · Score: 1

      Depressingly local computer shops were selling Windows with only SP1 installed a long time after SP2 was release and certainly within the past 6 months.

    42. Re:Nothing really by SCVirus · · Score: 1

      Uh.... not true at all, only one single part of the source would have to be recompiled, and probably only 1-2 lines in one file changed.
      RPC.pseudocode has a theoretical error in line 8:
      8:if (connections=1 { then don't buffer overflow)
      then windows update sends down a patch for that one line to be changed to:
      8: don't buffer overflow;
      Now rpc.pseudo need to be recomplied... and the last time I checked a single source file tends to take very little time to compile. In some cases an entire executable would have to be recompiled, in which case the patched code would compile into .o's and the unpatched codes existing .o's would still work, then it would simply be a matter of linking.

    43. Re:Nothing really by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      OK, but use personal certificates directly from Microsoft. Ignore crap from Verisign.

      How often does Microsoft hand out certificates to third parties?

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    44. Re:Nothing really by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      That's a beautiful idea. Here are my thoughts on "why not":

      A frozen patch CD removes the necessity for network traffic to MS.com and eliminates their chances to have their automated update tool poke, prod, and probe your system for whatever data mining they like to do.

      In Win98SE (which was a good OS for a single-user install.) it was an offered option at one time to save the incoming updates to the HD first. This option has since been quietly removed. For certain it is still possible to retain copies of the updates but it requires the user to do/know things which aren't considered normal update procedure. I imagine that MS PR likes to delude themselves (and the public) into thinking they're securing their patch code so that people don't reverse engineer the patches to find out what's really being fixed/added/modified/surreptitiously installed.

      <tinfoil mode="extreme">Mostly I think it's because MS has business dealings with the types of corporations who profit from poking, prodding, probing, and snooping on the general consumer populance</tinfoil>

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    45. Re:Nothing really by TENTH+SHOW+JAM · · Score: 1
      So why doesn't MS offer a monthly CD update subscription? Why aren't there CDs at Best Buy, Circuit City, WalMart, etc. that have SP2 and updates on it? Heck, AOL can get their CDs there to get people to sign up for service.

      Actually, this would be a great way of value adding... MS sends out their patches to their valued customers via CD. People who purchased their operating systems get them, and those who pirate have to borrow the monthly update off a friend, or download from some warez site. This CD can also have advertising and free samples for more Microsoft products allowing extra revenue. What does it cost Microsoft? Around a Dollar a month for postage, with the possibilities of making more sales via their catalog.

      It's direct marketing made easy.

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    46. Re:Nothing really by philmck · · Score: 1

      I don't think connection speed and patch size are really the issue. Even if Microsoft snail-mailed an automatic patch CD to every user on the planet (and they all had CD drives) I'm guessing most would not install it. They would be afraid of it breaking something (who can blame them?!) and they wouldn't know what to do if it did. Most people simply use things until they break, then they ask "someone technical" to fix it and if that fails they give up in disgust or buy a later model. I don't think this is necessarily a bad thing - people genuinely have better things to do with their time. We software developers are sometimes slow to realise this.

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    47. Re:Nothing really by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I'm not a network expert, but I don't think that prevents packets from queuing up and being dropped on the ISP's end.

      I can't do any unthrottled downloads (Windows Update-related or not) while I'm browsing or reading Slashdot, for that reason.

    48. Re:Nothing really by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      When was the last time you updated your Windows Update software? For me, it did it automatically when I went to the appropriate site in IE.

    49. Re:Nothing really by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      About a week ago, I discovered that I "needed" to install SP3 for Microsoft Office. It informed me that I needed the Office CD, but also offered a choice in case I didn't have the CD (which would download a bigger file). The CD was on the other side of the room and I'm on 8 Mb/sec broadband, so I clicked on "I don't have the CD"... the download was going slow enough that it would have taken hours to complete (I think it was like 80 MB)...

      I cancelled out of that and got the CD and then downloaded the SP3 update (albeit a somewhat smaller one) in a minute or two.

      So either they just were not paying attention to a bandwitdh choked server doing the complete download, or they are already making it uncomfortable for people who may have pirated software by giving them really slow downloads for the updates.

      Which I have no issue with :)

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    50. Re:Nothing really by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Windows Update downloads in the background

      Yeah, but it doesn't work when you disconnect after two minutes so your phone line isn't tied up, because you don't want to spend the extra $25/month on a second phone line. I estimate that usage pattern is about 45% of all internet users in the US. Not 45% of internet *use*, not even close, and not 45% of computers either, just 45% of *users*. Households who spend more time on the internet have fewer users per computer, on average; it is not unusual in the lower income brackets for families to maintain one computer with internet between three geographically-close houses; some kids have internet at mom's house, but not at dad's house, or only at grandma's, or cetera, and even many adults go to another person's house to use the internet; these computers generally are only turned on for a few minutes a day, even though they may have 10+ different users per seat. They also spend up to 25% of the time in a non-working state, sometimes for several weeks at a time, usually due to configuration issues, but also malware, hardware failures, the phone being disconnected for weeks at a time due to billing issues, and other factors.

      Windows Update is *not* a viable option for these sorts of setups.

      Another significant percentage of users turn off Windows Update to avoid being bugged, because it's easier to get rid of the dialog boxes by turning it off than to make it fully automatic when turned on. And a further significant percentage of those remaining just keep hitting the Later button.

      I don't know what the solution to this problem is, but Windows Update as it stands now is not a complete solution. Making it easy (or the default even, but definitely not the *only* option) to have Windows Update not just download in the background but also *install* silently in the background fully automatically without ever prompting the user at all would help some, but it still doesn't deal well with the bandwidth issue. I don't know what the solution is for that one, but I know it's not going to go away very soon.

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    51. Re:Nothing really by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > So why doesn't MS offer a monthly CD update subscription? Why aren't there
      > CDs at Best Buy, Circuit City, WalMart, etc. that have SP2 and updates on
      > it? Heck, AOL can get their CDs there to get people to sign up for service.

      You know, that's a good idea. They're making the updates anyway, right? They could hire an intern for virtually nothing to slap together the autorun code to start the thing installing, and then they could charge the retailers about twice what it costs to mass-produce the things (i.e., peanuts), and let the retailers mark 'em up another 100%, and they'd still cost pocket change. They could print the year and month on the thing (it would, of course, only work with the latest desktop OS release -- but would contain all the free patches; so, for the current one you'd need any version of Windows XP) and issue a new one every month. It would be dated forward when produced so that after shipping the stores could put it on the shelves (or in the checkout line) a couple of days before the month printed on 'em; the turnaround time would still be a marked improvement over the current average. You pick the thing up along with your groceries, stick it in the CD-ROM drive, and no further user action is necessary; it runs in the background, determines which updates you don't already have installed, installs them, and then gives you a dialog that says the update will take effect the next time you restart your computer.

      That could actually work fairly well. In theory, anyway.

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  5. Reading the article? by r2q2 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I read that the article refrences that it only comprises 4.65 percent of all email traffic? Where does this article say 25 percent???

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    1. Re:Reading the article? by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Looks like someone needs to get Sober:P

    2. Re:Reading the article? by m4ximusprim3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      because here on slashdot, anything stastically alarming is squared to make it even more alarming. its in the end user agreement :)

    3. Re:Reading the article? by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      its the all new, proven slashclick system. Increase clicks to a given story by multiplying all numbers by 5. Will make you longer and stronger (at least virtually). Also will help grow back hair on your head. cowboyneal will soon be selling this incredible new self-help book for the all time low price of $15.99.

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    4. Re:Reading the article? by mattdm · · Score: 1

      because here on slashdot, anything stastically alarming is squared to make it even more alarming. its in the end user agreement :)

      Wouldn't that be 0.25%, though? Or 0.216%, as the case may be?

    5. Re:Reading the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psssshhh...I know of a place where you can get that book for $3.20...

    6. Re:Reading the article? by CSMastermind · · Score: 1

      Well actually that's part of the Slashdot effect. See it was 4.65 but then they posted an article on slashdot and everyone went out and got it to check it out and now it's 25%. Oh my if they would only use their power for good.....

    7. Re:Reading the article? by glsunder · · Score: 3, Interesting

      it only comprises 4.65 percent of all email traffic? Where does this article say 25 percent???

      Maybe they're not counting spam?

      My mail server saw the first one on may 2nd. As of today (the 8th) at 4am, 419 were blocked. 11883 emails came into the system over that time, so about 3.5% of our traffic was sober.p. That's not 5%, but still pretty high. It shot right past virus #2: SomeFool.Gen-1.

    8. Re:Reading the article? by Jozer99 · · Score: 4, Funny

      They read the article, and accidently mentally multiplied the actual figure by 5.3763440860215053763440860215054. It could happen to anyone!

    9. Re:Reading the article? by carpe_noctem · · Score: 5, Funny

      I read that the article references...

      Ah, see, that was your first mistake.

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      "Quoting famous computer scientists out of context is the root of all evil (or at least most of it) in programming." - K
    10. Re:Reading the article? by andersa · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have a similar story.

      ClamAV blocked the first one on my server at 00:20 CET on may 3rd. Since then I have recieved exactly 100 Sober.P containing mails. And I only have one publicly known email address on that server.

      It's almost a 20 fold increase in blocked mails.

  6. Solution by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?

    Easy. Make it an invite-based system. People take for granted what they can get effortlessly.

    Add a cost to it, and people will appreciate and use it more.

    1. Re:Solution by numbsafari · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That sounds silly, but think about it... How much is spent on "personal firewalls" and "anti-virus" software every year by people who could simply run over to WindowsUpdate and get what probably constitutes the single most important security tool of all (bug fixes) for free?

      ps... I'm not saying firewalls aren't important security tools, but when it comes to at-home desktops, bugs are the real issue... and viruses are just exploiting bugs that haven't been patched yet.

    2. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more just silly - it's a ridiculous idea! Make people PAY to get updates for their operating system and they'll NEVER get updated.

      Your analogy just doesn't cut the mustard - sure you have to buy the firewall/antivirus software, but you only have to buy it once. Who the hell would pay for Windows Update (on a per-download or even subscription basis) when you have to do a few updates per week?

    3. Re:Solution by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      No, you don't have to 'buy' the firewall/av software. AVG and Zonealarm work quite well. Better and less intrusive than the expensive alternatives.

    4. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well actually if you do pay for antivirus software in the first place you DO have to pay to update it.

    5. Re:Solution by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah yes, "perceived value". Works every time. Just look at the success of Windows itself.

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    6. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a better idea: if we can detect it - we can kill it.

      Just stop transfering the email ...

    7. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The #1 reason I've heard from people who don't visit WU is that they pirated a copy of Windows and think WU will "catch" them. It's a remarkably prevalent opinion, that isn't helped by MS's rumblings about doing just that.

    8. Re:Solution by kesuki · · Score: 1

      But then you need to make it available via a warez site, and bit torrent. Because if you don't do that, then there will be people who don't patch because they can't rip it off for free..

  7. RTFA, Taco by Draoi · · Score: 5, Informative
    The Sober.P worm is still spreading fast and made up almost 5 percent of all e-mail traffic

    From the first line ... 5%, not 25%. Big difference ....

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    1. Re:RTFA, Taco by stabChmo · · Score: 1

      Actually it's 4.65%... Btw, that green thingy up there is a caterpillar, not a worm -.-

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    2. Re:RTFA, Taco by waynelorentz · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's an Inch Worm. Aren't they caterpillars?

  8. Interesting? by RoadkillBunny · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Interestingly, patched machines are not vulnerable to the exploits used by this worm.

    What is so interesting about that? It would only be interesting if the patched machines were still vulnerable.

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    1. Re:Interesting? by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      What's interesting is that my fully patched XP Home box picked up Sober when I inadvertently clicked an e-mail spoofing my ISP's address. At least TrendMicro's online scan said it removed Sober. I was in an unpriviledged user account at the time.

    2. Re:Interesting? by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 1

      In the articles context, I'd say he was being sarcastic.
      Sarcasm doesn't work too well on the internet.

    3. Re:Interesting? by Aenox · · Score: 1

      It's interesting because it is apparently spreading well even though the flaws it exploits are patched.

    4. Re:Interesting? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, there are people on Slashdot that cannot detect sarcasm.

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    5. Re:Interesting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually, when an engineer says "That's interesting." , it's fucked and he doesn't know why. I assume this is a similar sort of thing.

      Learned from both personal experience and BOFH.

    6. Re:Interesting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those patches are several days older than the worm...

      ...just a paranoid conspiration theory of mine...

  9. Here's what to do by bazmail · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A nationwide (USA) TV expose (-ay) of how spam is sent and how "your kids PC is helping terrorists send unsolicited email" would bring that percentage down to 5%.

    Ordinary users just have no idea. Many don't enven know about Windows Update.

    1. Re:Here's what to do by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      oh my, I just read the article and it seems that happened already :)

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    2. Re:Here's what to do by bigberk · · Score: 1
      your kids PC is helping terrorists send unsolicited email
      Actually that isn't far from the truth. Slashdot ran an article about DDoS extortionists threatening to clobber commerce sites, unless they received a payment. These criminals often collect zombie hosts to perform their DDoS with, by initially infecting regular home PCs either through email worms or other kinds of malware caught while web browsing. These guys are extorting money and threatening businesses and livelihoods; indeed, the activity they routinely perform threatens global commerce itself because it threatens capitalist endeavours over the Internet. All major sites have to hide behind someone like akamai or otherwise invest millions in anti-DDoS measures. They aren't scared of random script kiddies, but organized terrorists.

      So in a very real way, the DDoS extortionists are terrorists and everyone who leaves their systems unpatched is helping support terrorism.
    3. Re:Here's what to do by Xarius · · Score: 1
      "your kids PC is helping terrorists send unsolicited email"


      I'd wager it's more likely mum and dad's PC that is the cause of this, kids tend to be more technically aware than parents. Mum just want's to shop online and play bingo, dad just wants to ogle naked women of questionable virtue.

      Parents, not kids!
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    4. Re:Here's what to do by bazmail · · Score: 1

      true but parents don't like to made out to be idiots, and would call BS on the story just to save face.

      Its more likely they will act if they feel that someone is exploiting their kids.

    5. Re:Here's what to do by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > So in a very real way, the DDoS extortionists are terrorists and everyone
      > who leaves their systems unpatched is helping support terrorism.

      That may be overstating the issue. "Helping support" implies some sort of active assistance. This is more passive. "Being used by" might be more level-headed wording. Not that being used by extortionists is exactly an indication of responsibility, or anything... but having an unpatched system is more like negligence than active participation.

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  10. Visiting windows update once in a while by jurt1235 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think that there are 2 categories:
    1. unaware users (like about all my neighbours and friends)
    2. Users who do not want to patch their system into a less controlable state (hence SP2 trouble).
    I think better filters at mailservers could help:
    The content of the mail may be unknown (different headers all the time), but the attachment is known. A simple filter should be able to get rid of it, no need for very expensive antivirus software.

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    1. Re:Visiting windows update once in a while by jurt1235 · · Score: 1

      lets clear one thing up:
      I meant that the first group is ignorant and does not run updates.

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    2. Re:Visiting windows update once in a while by Karzz1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      At my office I have MailScanner configured with Postfix, SpamAssassin, and ClamAV. Every bit of this configuration is free (beer and speech) and works very well. I have the rules set fairly loosely, yet it still manages to catch >80% spam and I have yet to see a virus make it passed. It is a bit of a bear to set up, but for those who would rather not, all of those packages can be found in openprotect (with or without commercial support).

      Now, for the caveat. As is the case with any type of email scanner, it is very resource intensive. As such, I have a dedicated dual Athlon machine which handles scanning for 50-100,000 emails/day and it stays very busy (load over 1, >50% processor utilization).

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    3. Re:Visiting windows update once in a while by jurt1235 · · Score: 1

      But it works against users who do not update, so I will call it succesfull

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    4. Re:Visiting windows update once in a while by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      It could be argued that your two categories are one and the same. But given that most of the Windows users I know (other than the several hundred on my university's fairly well-maintained LAN) are, purely coincidentally I think, on dialup, running any kind of autoupdate is usually avoided.

      Hence, I am partially inclined to agree with your suggestion that ISPs help, and indeed many do. Mine uses SpamAssassin to flag (but not block) suspicious emails, and that flag is quite useful at the end of the pipe.

      However, no patching of mailservers is going to do anything about the machines which have been zombied by insecure browsers or system configurations.

    5. Re:Visiting windows update once in a while by Karzz1 · · Score: 1

      But it works against users who do not update, so I will call it succesfull

      I am not sure what you mean here. How do you mean it works against users? This solution takes users out of the equation... If I can remove viruses before they reach the end user, then it doesn't matter what viruses these individuals machines are not patched against. Incidently, the desktops in my case are patched, thus not vulnerable anyway, but that is not the issue.

      If you meant "But it works for users..." I would concur.

      I am not suggesting that this is a case for not running antivirus software on desktop machines, however, as is the case with any security solution, there are many steps to take in providing a complete solution. This is simply one of those steps.

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    6. Re:Visiting windows update once in a while by Rev.LoveJoy · · Score: 1
      More responsible ISPs would help. A quick perusal of my maillog shows Verizon DSL as THE major forwarder of sober.p infected messages hitting my MTAs this weekend.

      While personally I am a big proponent of a free internet I do not think it unreasonable to ask that broadband subscribers push egress packets on port 25 through their ISPs mail servers -- *unless* the individual subscriber requests otherwise.

      Looking around, a good number of more responsible ISPs do this now (EarthLink comes to mind).

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      -- RLJ

    7. Re:Visiting windows update once in a while by 51mon · · Score: 1

      I just use Postfix MIME type header inspection to reject Windows executable content types.

      It is literally a three line change to Postfix, one to say use this file of REGEXP, and two regular expressions. Linked from the postfix.org site.

      Do that in advanced of the antivirus, and you'll reduce the load to just unpacking those damn "zip" file attachments.

      For my own email I reject ZIP file attachments as well. Realised I was getting many thousands of viruses to every genuine ZIP file. And most stuff that matters was a .tar.gz extension anyway ;)

    8. Re:Visiting windows update once in a while by Karzz1 · · Score: 1

      That is a great idea and one I will investigate. I already use Postfix to automatically silently reject anything that does not reverse resolve DNS or falls on one of a few blacklists. I cannot use many blacklists because they are way too aggressive (spamcop comes immediately to mind) and my CEO would rather filter the little bit of spam that makes it through than reject even one legitimate piece of email.

      The machine in question is in fact in line before the MTA that does actual delivery to users; its only job is spam and virus filtering, no local delivery.

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    9. Re:Visiting windows update once in a while by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      I have ClamAV setup, and similar numbers on spam.. a client of mine got infected with this variant before the clamav update was out (set to hourly update checks) ... Using smartermail and the clamwin port..

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    10. Re:Visiting windows update once in a while by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      I have several weights set to various rbl's but I'm more leanient, because pretty much any email discussion list (on a few) gets higher spam marks... any 1-2 flags will filter to a spam folder, 3 and will nuke it.. still have a lot get through..

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  11. Re:first post? by rainmn20001969 · · Score: 0

    guess not!!!!

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  12. Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I use a Mac...I have no problems.
    I use Linux...I have no problems.

    (however, my email box is filled up with these stupid Sober.P-generated messages)

    What will it take for people to switch? All of the news reports I've heard this week about Sober.P don't even mention that it ONLY affects MS-based PCs running Outlook. I would think that the news industry would at least do one minute of digging and include this little nugget of information to help its listeners/viewers.

    TDz.

    1. Re:Obligatory... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      I use Windows...I have no problems.

    2. Re:Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you compute they way you punctuate,
      you have a problem.

    3. Re:Obligatory... by Bulk+Tape+Eraser · · Score: 1

      Eudora rocks, eh?

    4. Re:Obligatory... by mark-t · · Score: 1
      It doesn't just affect MS based PC's running Outlook. It only _infects_ MS based PC's running Outlook.

      Any computer with an overflowing inbox of messages with this virus attached to it, whether or not their machine is vulnerable, is affected.

    5. Re:Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes...excellent point... Even though I run a Mac & Linux, yes I am affected by it. I hadn't thought of it that way.

    6. Re:Obligatory... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Any time an end user asks me about security-related issues, the first thing I always ask is, "What program do you use to get your email?" (They don't know, of course, but I'm not asking to get an answer.) Then I discuss the fact that most mail clients don't automatically _do_ anything when they receive an attachment, except for display it on the screen (e.g., if it's a picture); they don't follow any instructions the attachment contains, so the virus doesn't get activated. Then I tell them that the exception to this is Outlook or Outlook Express, which automatically launches certain kinds of potentially dangerous attachments. Most of them shrug and say "Huh", presumably figuring that if they get infected they'll take the thing in for service, but occasionally someone is concerned enough about the issue to ask me how to find out what mailreader they're using (so I tell them about Help->About) and what ones are safe (I always mention Pegasus Mail, which is easier to use than OE and, if you don't count the collaborative calendaring stuff that home users have no use for, more featureful than Outlook; its source is closed, but end users wouldn't know what to do with source code anyway (if you show them a command prompt and type dir /s they think you're hacking); it does cost nothing, which *is* a selling point for end users; it has the downside of only being available for Windows, but people who were formerly using MSOE don't care about that).

      Of course, about a third of all end users get their email in a web browser, which is not *entirely* safe if it's IE, but is still much safer than Outlook. I've been fighting Outlook mindshare since I first heard the announcement that it would support Javascript in email, back in the mid nineties. I was flabbergasted that such a feature would even be considered, much less announced and implemented. What were they *thinking*? I mean, there are exactly *zero* possible legitimate useful purposes for such a feature, and any first-year computer science student can tell you the security implications are, basically, that you're totally hosed.

      I'm not really anti-Microsoft. I don't use all their products, and prefer an OS that's a little more configurable than theirs, but they make some cool stuff, and their OS is, on the whole, really not a bad choice for most users. But of all their products, Outlook is the one that makes my blood boil. There is absolutely no question that the world would be a better place if Outlook had never been developed. It is a plague and a nuissance, the foremost bane of the administrator's existence, and the difficulty of uninstalling (the Express version of) it is hands-down the worst thing about Windows XP. I have nothing positive to say about Outlook or Outlook Express, nothing positive at all. It is a steaming jumbo vat of liquified rancid rabbit excrement with a fountain "feature".

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  13. Getting People to Update... by quark101 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's been my experience that it is almost impossible to get ordinary (read: non-computer) people to update their machines, be it Windows or Norton Virus updates. The only way that most of them will get these updates, ever, is if 1. Someone does it for them, or 2. If it is automated, and does it for them.

    Otherwise, they just don't see the reason to, don't have the motivation to, and just plain don't care.

    1. Re:Getting People to Update... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats not entirely fair. Often they are concerned that updates etc will fuck their machine up. People who are interested don't get this so I'll say it for the millionth time: most people just want to get on with their work or whatever it was they bought the machine for. If Word is working on Monday then why risk meddling with something that might stop it from working on Tuesday? Given (a) the bad press around SP2 and (b) the attitude of the typical computer nerd as evidenced on Slashdot itself, I'm hardly surprised they leave well enough alone.

    2. Re:Getting People to Update... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Otherwise, they just don't see the reason to, don't have the motivation to, and just plain don't care.

      Nothing new, people have been running cars into the ground by not changing the oil for years. It's quite a similar analogy, preventative maintainence; handy if you are trying to convince someone to start doing it. "If you don't do this, this will happen". Keyloggers are a good one as well, worth mentioning as people might not care all that much if their PC is a spam host; instead tell them that it's logging their credit cards and address details for identity theft, and if the person is any good, they'll never know it's been done.

    3. Re:Getting People to Update... by Ryokurin · · Score: 1

      The majority of people do not know if it will mess things up or not. they just assume that it did.

      Look at what happens when MS forces your homepage to windows update to get you to download. people ignore it. or it downloads on its own, people disable it because its slowing the connection or ignores the popup telling it it needs to install something.

    4. Re:Getting People to Update... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has realized that this is a problem. That is why when they released Windows XP SP2, it sets the automatic update setting to check and install critical updates daily, no use intervention required.

    5. Re:Getting People to Update... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi (same coward). The problem is one of mixed messages. "Computer people" are always telling people not to mess with their machines; the vast majority of corporate and education machines are locked down precisely so that they can't. Its hardly surprising this sort of thinking gets carried over then. People will in general do things if they understand why its important. Again, remember "computer people" generally go around telling people not to download software from websites and to click no if theres a popup telling them to accept something. Even the langauge panics the unknowledgable, as the firewall chimes in with a stern message about "Medium Risk: Allow?". People just click no, medium risk sounds like something you could do without doesn't it? If your car flashed up a medium risk warning would you keep driving? My point is that this is a problem created by the people who design software and have an autistic block on understanding what its like for people who think what they bought is a slightly more sophisticated typewriter n faxmachine in one. Its not fair IMHO to blame users for their "ignorance". Not everyone wants or has the time to become a "poweruser".

  14. Re:How about... by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

    i know its not for the right reasons but i showed my cusin how good kde can look (screenshot), he said "wow, can i have that".

  15. And it's for free! by kryogen1x · · Score: 1, Funny

    Funny how something called sober is free as in beer.

    1. Re:And it's for free! by bazmail · · Score: 1

      yeah funny how nobody wants to host the source code.
      strange.

  16. In my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most "ordinary users" actually do use Windows Update regularly. Scorn and ridicule have worked well in achieving this goal.

  17. It's the GDGA vendor attitude that 'cornsumers' by Senor_Programmer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    be brainwashed into believing that the computer is an easy to use appliance, like a toaster or TV, and NOT a potentially hazardous tool like a chainsaw.

    That this has become the holy grail of huge numbers of Linux afficianados is likely the worst thing there is for Linux. Instead of promoting Linux as the 'thinking man's alternative' most of it's fanbase has bought into the whole 'computer as appliance' mindset.

    Give a man a bananna and he might choke on the skin. Teach him to peel and he'll be hell's bells.

    1. Re:It's the GDGA vendor attitude that 'cornsumers' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another "pull unwarranted generalizations out of my ass" troll aimed at Linux users, flying completely against the experience of anyone who's read this board more than a week. As such, expect a +5 Insightfull any minute.

    2. Re:It's the GDGA vendor attitude that 'cornsumers' by westlake · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Instead of promoting Linux as the 'thinking man's alternative' most of it's fanbase has bought into the whole 'computer as appliance' mindset.

      You can buy or built a PC with significant horse power for $500 and under. The PC as household appliance or an office tool as commonplace as a typewriter made that possible.

    3. Re:It's the GDGA vendor attitude that 'cornsumers' by Senor_Programmer · · Score: 1

      You can also buy a chainsaw with significant horsepower for under $500 and the automobile, in the USA, is ubiquitous. Neither is forgiving of inattentive operation.

  18. Updates too big to download by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?"

    Not make the update 100mb+?
    How can anyone download that when the only connection they have to the internet is a modem.

  19. use windows update - how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Mom's computer is unfortunately equipped with Windows Me. Aside from the weird profile handling, the other difference from Windows 98 appears to be that Windows Update always hangs, in particular when trying to patch its MSIE installation. I'm not going to even try to convince her to run it, when I can't get it to finish once.

    1. Re:use windows update - how? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      Change her WinME to something...ANYTHING...else. 2000, XP, Linux. There are other reasons besides better WindowsUpdate to switch from WinMe.

      Alternatively, d/l any and all patches to a CD. Run it locally.

    2. Re:use windows update - how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mom's computer is unfortunately equipped with Windows Me.
      You have my sympathy.

      --Ash.

    3. Re:use windows update - how? by wsawyer · · Score: 1

      I have the same problem updating winme. My wife's machine and one machine I use at work are running me and updates hang the machine (not to mention the inability of file and printer sharing, and the issues trying to get it to print to a tcp (network) printer...opps, I said I wasn't going to mention that...)

    4. Re:use windows update - how? by arkhan_jg · · Score: 1

      I'd suspect there's a specific problem with that machine; I reinstalled an (old) home machine last week that only had a licence for ME, and did a complete windows update on it with no problems. (Thank cthulu for broadband though)

      You could try uninstalling any extensions to IE, (flash, googlebar etc), run a scan with adaware and hijackthis, and then try either windows update or grabbing the individual patch update from http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?Fa milyID=1e1550cb-5e5d-48f5-b02b-20b602228de6&displa ylang=en and installing directly.

      Failing that, do a clean install on a new partition/drive and port your mum's data over.

      Or stick a decent OS on it ;)

      --
      Remember kids, it's all fun and games until someone commits wholesale galactic genocide.
  20. Send A Bill To Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will that get their attention, or will they just pay?

    1. Re:Send A Bill To Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't there already a Bill at Microsoft?

  21. A difficult choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So one can visit windows update and receive Microsoft's latest "spyware" (what they call a 'service pack') or just wait and get one for free from a "third party" over time. Hmm...

  22. its not just windows-users by rehabdoll · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I get _TONS_ of logs from various ssh-worms roaming around these days.

    1. Re:its not just windows-users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I get _TONS_ of logs from various ssh-worms roaming around these days.

      I believe Linux users that are not very competent admins of their system (and that probably includes a lot of people that wouldn't include themselves) is much more of a target than they realize.

      It is a problem that is going to come back and bite us that this often is ignored, or shoved under the rug, while ridiculing Windows users.

    2. Re:its not just windows-users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, I have ssh firewalled with access granted from around 12 static IP's. I'll have to default permit and turn on logging but I think I'll still see more attempts to find phpbb or IIS GET vulnerabilities logged by apache. SSH scans were quite rare when I had the port wide open.

      Are you sure it's not just your subnet?

    3. Re:its not just windows-users by mikael · · Score: 1

      On a Telewest broadband host, ssh login attempts come from all over the place (India, Taiwan, Korea, Spain).

      Oddly enough, it's only one host per day.

      --
      Vintage computer adverts: http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/computers-and-software-ads
    4. Re:its not just windows-users by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      Similar story with comcast. I have had multiple scans at the same time on a couple of occasions.

      My .edu machine got scanned only once.

      --
      badness 10000
    5. Re:its not just windows-users by sloanster · · Score: 1

      The difference is, you're just getting probed. The windows users are getting owned.

    6. Re:its not just windows-users by 51mon · · Score: 1

      Yes but here as pointed out this is not a big problem in terms of numbers.

      You see perhaps one or two boxes attempting a brute force ssh password attack a day on a well hosted server.

      Sure it creates a lot of log file mess, but that is because by default it logs every attempt, and they often try 200 root passwords in one go.

      Dshield data suggests they see 600 sources looking for port 22 a day, if we assume a fair number of these are just port scans, it doesn't leave much activity, and I've seen it suggested this is only semiautomated.

      Definitely the worst current problem for GNU/Linux. But fairly stable, so presumably this is mostly people who don't give a monkeys that their box has been owned.

      One day someone will get pissed off and try to brute force the passwords on these attackers ;)

      I think some GNU/Linux users are complacent to about security, but I doubt we'll ever see anything on the scale of the Sober viruses till there is one big sucessful Desktop distribution.

    7. Re:its not just windows-users by novakreo · · Score: 1

      I get _TONS_ of logs from various ssh-worms roaming around these days.

      If it's the same activity I see on my computer, it's an attempt to brute-force the username and password.
      You can use settings like AllowUsers and PermitRootLogin in /etc/ssh/sshd_config to make SSH more secure, and use iptables with the RECENT match to drop traffic from an offending IP temporarily, after a certain number of connection attempts within a certain period of time.

      --
      O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
  23. Trusting MicroSoft by KiloByte · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?"

    The problem is, MicroSoft went a long way to tell people that no, they can not trust them when it comes to privacy. People from random businesses around here are pretty paranoid now -- I've talked to the CEO of a ~300 employees big company who, albeit a non-technical user himself, went on a long tirade about not letting Windows phone home.

    --
    The creatures outside looked from Alt-Right to Antifa; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
    1. Re:Trusting MicroSoft by cpghost · · Score: 1, Interesting

      People from random businesses around here are pretty paranoid now

      ... and still use Windows? I know the cost of migrating a lot of corporate stuff to Linux is pretty high, but if they don't even get started, their paranoia ain't getting them nowhere at all.

      BTW, I've seen similar attitudes recently: a lot of companies are very untrustful w.r.t. Microsoft's crypto libs and suspect all kinds of backdoors etc.. It may be paranoia, but it may also be true (wasn't there an NSA key somewhere in Windows in the past?).

      --
      cpghost at Cordula's Web.
    2. Re:Trusting MicroSoft by strider44 · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering, would it be any different in linux? It takes only slightly less effort to upgrade debian than it is to run Windows Update (debian has mostly no dialogues and no annoyances), however I doubt people would still pedantically update.

      Perhaps skillful use of cron would help?

    3. Re:Trusting MicroSoft by Pyrrus · · Score: 1

      There was a file somewhere in windows called NSAKEY.dll (I might have the extention wrong). Microsoft vehemently denied that it was any such thing and said that the name was a coincidence (although they would not say what it actually stood for, iirc).

    4. Re:Trusting MicroSoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft stopped capitalizing the S in the late 70s. Pass it on.

    5. Re:Trusting MicroSoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Microsoft stopped capitalizing the S in the late 70s."
      ...they changed it to a $ sign...

    6. Re:Trusting MicroSoft by cpghost · · Score: 1

      Here's an article (sorry, in German) from the Chaos Computer Club about this. Just look at the screenshot at the bottom.

      It's quite old, but that's certainly not a confidence building measure from Microsoft.

      --
      cpghost at Cordula's Web.
    7. Re:Trusting MicroSoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      however I doubt people would still pedantically update.
      How exactly does one pedantically update?

    8. Re:Trusting MicroSoft by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      so, some admittedly non-technical user won't let his company properly update their computers.

      By not updating his windows machines, its obvious that he has no trust for his own IT people, not just for MS. If he can't trust his own IT peole to perform simple updates properly, then obviously MS is not the problem here.

      Do you really think it would be any different if they used OSS instead of windows?

      He'd still be non-technical, and in fact would probably understand far less about the process of updating his company's computers, he'd have to re-learn how to do his own computer related tasks, and he'd have to trust his IT people even more due to his lesser understanding.

      --
      George Bush + Linux = "I will not let information get in the way of the fight against Windows"
    9. Re:Trusting MicroSoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with unnecessarily obsessive attention to minutiae...

    10. Re:Trusting MicroSoft by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      You can update Windows without using Windows Update. And then, you can firewall out all attempts of Windows to phone back home. At that place, all boxes had all the newest hotfixes installed.

      Of course, that didn't stop them from falling over whenever someone coughed, but that's typical with Windows, hotfixed or not.

      --
      The creatures outside looked from Alt-Right to Antifa; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
    11. Re:Trusting MicroSoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes MS did tell us what the key stood for, but of course you didn't want to know that (or you'd have done the obligatory Google search and found this or this or this). But you didn't bother to look; it would have messed up your 'M$ is teh evvil' arguments.

      Of course you don't have to beleive them!

    12. Re:Trusting MicroSoft by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      hahaha

      ya, maybe typical when some linux user tries to use windows. But for the rest of us, we work away with hardly ever a problem.

      --
      George Bush + Linux = "I will not let information get in the way of the fight against Windows"
    13. Re:Trusting MicroSoft by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      No, I do not work at that company, and I try to not even touch their other machines. All I take care of is a single _Debian_ server that replaced a win2k one which kept going down every a few days. That machine has nothing but Samba and MySQL on it -- yet Windows used to break like crazy.
      When I installed our program on their machines, I migrated that server to Linux. And lo, it has gone down exactly once, to a _power outage_.

      --
      The creatures outside looked from Alt-Right to Antifa; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
    14. Re:Trusting MicroSoft by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      whoa whoa what!

      are you kidding?

      Linux machines are not immune to power outages?

      you seriously have to be kidding. linux is immune to everything! Some say even a direct nuclear blast couldnt take out a linux box, but a mere power outage killed yours?

      The world is crumbling around us!

      --
      George Bush + Linux = "I will not let information get in the way of the fight against Windows"
  24. Re:How about... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Funny
    Doesn't work. Quoth the page:

    Thank you for your interest in Windows Update

    Windows Update is the online extension of Windows that helps you get the most out of your computer.

    You must be running a Microsoft Windows operating system in order to use Windows Update.
  25. "25%" makes for much better tabloid journalism by Praxxus · · Score: 1

    Who needs to be burdened by facts, when you can get sensationalist and have /. accept your story? :-P

    --
    Okay, I got Linux installed. So where's the free beer everyone keeps talking about??
    1. Re:"25%" makes for much better tabloid journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      yeah, the problem is that some people seems to get their view of the world from this site. I have seen so many misrepresented "facts" in /. stories get reused as facts and arguments in later discussion.

      This is often a fun place, except some of the most mind numbing fundamentalism, with some interesting links, but I'm hoping most people realize it is probably one of the least trustworthy sources of information out there :)

  26. try... by Pliep · · Score: 1

    try releasing one update that actually works; you'll only have to get people to update one time.

  27. Huh? by rnelsonee · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Interestingly, patched machines are not vulnerable to the exploits used by this worm

    Not that interesting - that's exactly what's expected. I guess the submitter is trying to say that's an indication of how many machines are unpatched?

  28. Re:How about... by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As much as I'm a Linux fanboy, that's not going to solve the problem.

    Setting aside the debatable 'inherently more secure' argument, unless distros start doing something rash like including and starting an 'apt-get update && apt-get upgrade' cron job, they're going to hit the same problems if a nasty worm comes out that affects on or more distributions of Linux (eg. a SuSE worm, etc).

  29. Fight Fire With Fire? by tbuckner · · Score: 2, Funny

    But if you slashdot the Sober.P worm, who wins?

    1. Re:Fight Fire With Fire? by tokul · · Score: 1

      number of slashdot users vs number of infected machines. Guess which number is bigger.

  30. Windows Update is useless to dialup users by LTSharpe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have tried using windows update on several machines over the years ever since it came out. All I ever receive in return are page script errors, stalled connections and general frustration of all kinds. I especially hate waiting for it to do something after god knows how long only to have it error out and start all over again. I gave up on windows update long ago which is fine because I generally follow and advise others to follow hte rule of 'if it ain't broke then don't fix it'.

    1. Re:Windows Update is useless to dialup users by henrywood · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As someone who is responsible for 600+ computers I have to take strong exception to your attitude. And I can't agree with the implication that Windows update doesn't work. The only time I've ever had problems with it is on XP64 beta - and I don't really expect it to work on beta software.

      The whole point is that Windows is "broke" (indeed I'd challenge you to find any OS that isn't broke in some way). But if you keep it up-to-date with the latest patches it is at least a little less broke than before.

      When you've had to chase round hundreds of PCs because a laptop user has managed to bypass all of your firewalls and e-mail checks and thus introduce a virus into your community you quickly appreciate the usefulness of Windows update. That was enough to make us install a Windows SUS server to make sure that all of our users were patched, whether they wanted to be or not.

      I'm not a MicroSoft fan - I just have to work with their software. And all of the smug Mac and Linux users (I have 3 flavours of Linux at home as well as FreeBSD, so I'm not an apologist for MicroSoft, just a realist) will discover that they can also be vulnerable once they get popular enough for the script kiddies to turn their attention to them. Log on to Linux as root, which is in effect what most people do with Windows, and you - or something that you run - can do just as much damage.

      It really is time to stop being complacent and think that you are safe with unpatched Windows systems or that the Mac or Linux OSes are appreciably safer. (One thing that I will say in favour of the Mac is that it doesn't set you up as an Administrator by default - it's actually quite hard to get full root access in OS X.) You should keep any OS patched, particularly with security fixes. It's a war and those little bastards are out to get us all!

      --
      Something is happening here but you don't know what it is, do you, Mr Jones.
    2. Re:Windows Update is useless to dialup users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      It's interesting how many supposedly skilled Linux zealots can't seem to get Windows Update to work while millions of non technical people have it work just fine. Early on it had a lot of problems but I haven't seen a problem with Windows Update for years.

      If it ain't broke don't fix it. Great motto, I assume that means you're running unpatched Linux machines too right? Afterall if it's running fine it doesn't need any security patchs.

    3. Re:Windows Update is useless to dialup users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you also gave up on spelling and comma insertions. However, your run on sentences are still going strong!

    4. Re:Windows Update is useless to dialup users by LTSharpe · · Score: 1

      I don't run Linux, I don't like it. I don't run anti virus software either and generally recommend against it. This is assuming the user has some common sense. Most anti virus software leads to endless headaches with system configuration problems popping up and resource issues. Norton and mcafee are the absolute worst thing you can do to a computer. I'm not alone in this view, check the reviews for these products on Amazon and you'll see similiar opinions. Every system that I have fixed for someone has always had at least one issue(usually low system resources) attributed to anti virus software. Don't open executable email attachments such as exe com bat vbs scr and pif. The latest trick is to pad the filename attachment filenames with a bunch of spaces so it looks like a jpg in the attachment info menu but it's actually: Dogs.jpg___________.pif So in light of that yes I would recommend some people run anti virus software to catch silly little tricks like that. I've never had a virus on a pc system. The other way people will receive viruses or exploits is downloading misc crap they shouldnt be 'weather desktop/bonzi buddy/p2p programs etc' where most of the trojans/spyware comes from... but primarily because they have deselected the option titled 'always ask before performing this action' in Internet Explorer. Many people are receiving so called 'just visit the website' viruses because they have everything set to auto-open. EVERY virus and every exploit depends on user interaction at some level or lack thereof. If you open all email attachments and have ie set to open all file download links automatically then it's your own fault. The majority of things that winupdate may fix would be entirely negated if people would just follow common sense in the first place. I guess the real problem is that most people just don't have any to start with. PS. I recently tried out VCom's Fix It utilities 5.0 with antivirus and it's the best I've found. It's non invasive, it's easy to turn off the parts that you don't want and it frankly just behaves itself. So far, I highly recommend it for prevention of email viruses(which are by and large where 99% of them come from). I evaluated it for someone else, otherwise I would not have used it as generally I never run av software.

    5. Re:Windows Update is useless to dialup users by smash · · Score: 1
      Evidently, millions of dumbass Window users *don't* have windows update "working just fine".

      smash.

      --
      I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
    6. Re:Windows Update is useless to dialup users by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > As someone who is responsible for 600+ computers I...

      As someone who is responsible for 600+ computers, you can't possibly have any clue what he is talking about, because your 600+ computers are obviously on a LAN, probably have a reliable network connection, and hopefully are maintained by someone who knows the difference between a website and an email account. The other poster was talking about home-user systems on unreliable (and probably limited-hours-per-month more often than not) dialup, which is a completely different universe. In that scenerio, Windows Update is a *lot* less useable than in a corporate LAN scenerio.

      > Log on to Linux as root, which is in effect what most people do with
      > Windows, and you - or something that you run - can do just as much damage.

      This is where safe computing practices come in. I run as root all the time, but I don't run software I don't trust as root; if I'm running something dangerous, I throw it in an account with no privileges and, importantly, no read or write access to the data in my home directory.

      Safe computing practices work on Windows too, incidentally. I used Windows 95 OSR2 for years and never had any problem -- but, of course, I didn't use vulnerable client software (e.g., Outlook), and Win95 doesn't have a lot of ports open by default; I used NetBEUI for SMB/CIFS, so it wasn't routed over the modem, got my mail with Pegasus Mail (later Gnus), used a safe web browser, didn't execute executable attachments, downloaded software only directly from the authors themselves (no warez or cetera), and so on and so forth. In general, I used my head for something other than holding down my neck.

      This is, of course, substantially harder when you're going to let end users touch the computer, but even then, a certain degree of safety is possible. The computer my parents use, with Win98SE, has been running for going on five years now, and the worst thing it ever got was Gator -- and that only happened once. Of course, Outlook Express is not present on the system, and there's no desktop or start menu shortcut for IE, and a registry merge in autoexec.bat cleans certain unwanted things out of the Run keys, and I look the thing over from time to time. Oh, and it's behind IP Masquerade, so worms are a non-issue, and does not have a floppy drive, so no boot viruses either. For a home-user system, this is adequate.

      Of course, a corporate LAN is entirely another thing. But the other poster wasn't talking about that scenerio.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  31. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That'd be soooo cool. Then, as the Linux user base went mainstream (say 40% of machines or so) we'd get to see all the worms and shit attach Linux. 'Cause you know those same Windows users who can't be bothered to run as non-admin are going to run Linux as root or the equiv. So that "stuff just works" like they are used to without getting these prompts about root access needed (which after a few times of doing your auto-updates with something like YaST prompting you for the root password you just give out automatically whenever asked for anyway). Sure, let all the bonehead users move to Linux and watch the attacks start hitting US...

  32. What are we going to do? by LO0G · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?"

    I dunno. Maybe we should stop running all those stories about how evil WindowsUpdate is, and how Microsoft is spying on your computer?

    And proclaiming to the heavens that <insert my linux distro> doesn't need updates because it's secure?

    1. Re:What are we going to do? by tbuckner · · Score: 1

      A machine with no OS but a Knoppix CD is pretty damn wormproof, isn't it?

    2. Re:What are we going to do? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      And pretty damn restrictive for the average user. What? I can't play this new game? I can't install TurboTax2006? Get rid of this damn CD thing and let me do what I want!

    3. Re:What are we going to do? by Technician · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe we should stop running all those stories about how evil WindowsUpdate is,

      Are you kidding. When a hosed machine is rebuilt from the CD, that un-installs all the updates.. Have you tried to re-update mom's machine after a rebuild.. on a modem?

      How about all the MS updates and patches on a rack at the local Best Buy? It would save a ton of re-update time on the modem. Then the real MS update could be used for this months updates instead of the last 2 years updates.

      Why doesn't MS update offer to save a local copy of all patches and updates and prompt the user to either save it to a floppy or burn it on a CD to keep with the original manufacture's recovery CD set?

      MS assumes the user will never rebuild the box after the hard disk is replaced and they assume the user has broadband so an update won't be a problem. (they assume Dell should take care of it)

      WRONG!

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
    4. Re:What are we going to do? by Bulk+Tape+Eraser · · Score: 1

      So is a machine with MS-DOS 3.2 on it.

    5. Re:What are we going to do? by nxtw · · Score: 1
      MS assumes the user will never rebuild the box after the hard disk is replaced and they assume the user has broadband so an update won't be a problem.

      Because most users won't.

    6. Re:What are we going to do? by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      "How about all the MS updates and patches on a rack at the local Best Buy? It would save a ton of re-update time on the modem."

      They already do this. My Office Depot had free CDs from Microsoft with SP2. You can also order it online for free.

      http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/protect/c d/confirm.mspx

    7. Re:What are we going to do? by bfree · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not too long ago I walked into a little computer training "shop" in a supermarket near me (in Dublin, admittedly the shop is probably 2-3 miles from MS main Dublin headquarters) and there in amongst all their brochures extolling the wonders of their courses was a small cd display stand with Windows XP2 update cds.

      If the world was sane, the payback to MS customers (including the indirect ones getting Windows pre-installed) for "Product Activation" should be simple access to new installation CDs! So if your computer dies, you should be able to contact MS and get a new CD sent out for your new install which will have service packs (and preferably all critical and security updates) applied, so you can actually install it without having to disconnect your network (I would imagine 95%+ of all windows users are not aware of the dangers to a new windows installation). It's no good doing a new install and going straight to windows updates, but how many Windows users are going to think differently if/when they need to re-install?

      Next time someone tells you installing Linux is hard, ask them how they deal with the security issues of installing XP, and if they don't know what you mean, provide a little explanation!

      --

      Never underestimate the dark side of the Source

    8. Re:What are we going to do? by Technician · · Score: 1

      My Office Depot had free CDs from Microsoft with SP2.

      I'll have to check it out next time I have to rebuild mom's machine. Is it just SP2, or does it also contain all the critical updates and patches up to SP2?

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
  33. I speak for millions when I ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is this WindowsUpdate you speak of?

    Will it require me to give personal information? Annual gross income? Name of my firstborn? Serial number of my Pentium? Location of hidden tattoo and Body piercings?

  34. The solution? Fines by tannhaus · · Score: 1, Redundant

    They should start fining people whose computers are used in an attack that could have been prevented if they had patched their systems. Many people are under the impression "Oh, it really doesn't matter. It's just the internet".

    So, if they are held financially responsible for the damage they help cause, they will spend the time it takes to update their computers.

    Also, Microsoft needs to get a clue. I've visited windows update before. You select all the updates and then it tells you "You can't select this update along with any others". So, you have to install that one single update by itself...and then REBOOT. That's about the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Why don't they make it so you can download ALL the updates, then reboot as necessary AFTER you've gotten all the updates. Don't make the process take an hour or more with multiple visits to windowsupdate.

  35. The political way by fsck! · · Score: 1

    Someone needs to publish a list of ISPs that refuse to keep their virus definitions up to date. Boycott everyone on that. I'm not talking about a software blacklist, I'm talking about a financial boycott. Make sure gramma is using someone else. Let the good ISPs use that list to target their customers for migration. This is just like the spam problem. Their negligence is hurting the Internet as a whole.

    This is imperfect, though. I bet a lot of the trouble relays are small business mail servers without the staff to keep their systems up to date.

    1. Re:The political way by jimicus · · Score: 1

      The slight problem is that the Internet is just that - an International Network.

      In order to stop a particular type of traffic going out on it (eg. viruses), you'd need to guarantee that EVERYONE who's got any form of Internet access (from small users right up to Tier 1 ISPs) has exactly the same minimum security configuration.

      Perhaps more common use of the "evil" bit will help here.

  36. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do this.

    Set up a routine that will disconnect a luser's PC if it all of a sudden starts abusing the mail servers. Call the luser with an automated message saying the following.
    "Your computer has violated our ISP antivirus policy. If you have no antivirus program, please purchase one and run it immediately. If you do have an antivirus program, run an immediate scan and update your program according to the instructions included with it. Your connection will be restored in 24 hours, and you will have 24 hours to comply once it has been restored. Further violations will result in further action up to and including termination of your account. Internet safety and security is everyone's responsibility, and if you won't hold up your end of the bargain then we can't have you corrupting our network. Have a nice day."

    1. Re:Hmm... by tomjen · · Score: 1

      run an immediate scan and update your program according to the instructions included with it. Your connection will be restored in 24 hours

      And you will update (over the internet presumbly) exactly how whitout internet access? This is just stupid.

      --
      Freedom or George Bush
    2. Re:Hmm... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Easy. Disallow all connections except those to WindowsUpdate and all the major Anti-virus FTP servers.

      Of course, the problem with doing that is it might be seen as censorship - and as soon as an ISP is seen as being able and prepared to exercise censorship, I can see a whole world of legal issues on the horizon.

  37. Re:How about... by TheScottishGuy · · Score: 1

    find the easiest to install linux distro, it has to be so simple that they just click dialog boxes, when it comes to partitioning it says "perform recommended partition procedure?" and you click yes, for install you punch in basic info and click yes, the user interface is pretty much not the main issue i've encountered with people switching, it's the install, that and not being able to find software for it easily (along the lines of tucows and cnet) it may not be what linux fans want to hear, but win. users want simplicity, right now that simplicity is fed by familiarity. switching to linux needs to be as easy as doing a clean winxp install or it's not worht the hassle.

  38. Interestingly? by merdaccia · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Interestingly, patched machines are not vulnerable to the exploits used by this worm.

    Isn't life is full of little surprises!

    --

    *blinking cursor*

    1. Re:Interestingly? by merdaccia · · Score: 5, Funny

      I officially retract that last comment. The grammatical mistake was more retarded than the quote it was making fun of.

      --

      *blinking cursor*

  39. As someone who runs a honeypot or 12 ... by ProfaneBaby · · Score: 1

    Most of them are the same worm, and they're doing dictionary attacks for weak passwords (not quite the same flaw as not being updated).

    The phpBB, awstats, and openwebmail worms were better examples.

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    Video Phone Blogs send video messages straight to the web.
  40. potentially hazardous tool by m4ximusprim3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "a potentially hazardous tool like a chainsaw."

    last time i severed my leg with my computer, i was reminded of this fact.

    The object of linux SHOULD be to make the computer as easy to use as possible, because the people who care about how their computer actually works are a stastical minority of computer owners. The reason thses viruses spread is that people REFUSE to be educated. If your goal is to become a mainstream OS [which I'm not convinced yours is, but it seems to be the goal of the majority of the linux community], your job is to offer more noticeable features [e.g. less slowdown due to viruses, etc] than windows without addint any more required user input.

    joe blow doesnt want to think about his computer. he just wants it to play deer hunter 2005 faster.

    1. Re:potentially hazardous tool by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      He can do that freely, but as long as his network cable is UNPLUGGED.

      When he connects to the internet, it is like a car goes on the motorway. If that car has criminals in it going insane in that stolen car, then it's the responsibility of the police (isp) to remove them from the motorway (internet).

      I don't care if they refuse to learn. Using the internet comes with one small request: don't disrupt it. Getting virus infected is disruptive.

      --
      It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
      Be yourself no matter what they say
    2. Re:potentially hazardous tool by hazah · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Then he should get a play station. Your point does not change the fact the computer is NOT an easy to use appliance, and the consumer has been brainwashed to think it is.

      A PC tower is general purpose, which means it NEEDS configuration. A system not allowing you to configure it bit by bit is a crippled system. Why is ignorance a reason to cripple a perfectly functional concept that is Linux?

      Again, of joe blow wants to play games, joe blow is better off getting something that plays only games, not something as general purpose as a PC, that's overkill. In this case, I think, the best tool for joe (if he wants that interweb) would be a mac.

    3. Re:potentially hazardous tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... DON'T tell us this, we know...

      pls. tell it to the Borg (microsoft.com) and other idiots (Dell, HP etc.) who are brainwashing joe blow...

  41. Re:"Ordinary users" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How is Linux immune? Viruses and trojans can be written for Linux just like any other OS.

    Looking at the BugTraq mailing lists, it is also obvious that there are plenty of common software that runs on Linux that gets exploited on an almost daily basis.

    What was your point again?

  42. What are we going to have to do to convince "ordin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Re: What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?"

    Make sure the patches don't cripple Windows for some users? Pretty bad when a patch causes other errors.

  43. Re:"Ordinary users" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Thats not quite true. There's a virus going around that infects any platform's PHP parser into loading any visitor using IE's computer up with drive-by-downloads. The virus itself isn't affecting IE, it's affecting the parser, so no, linux is not immune to virus/worm problems.

  44. Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that people need to be made aware of the importance of computer security, and that those who cause or contribute to a significant detrimental effect on society, such as this, due to their carelessness should be held responsible under the law.

    I also think that Microsoft should stop polluting the world with their evil principles and ridiculous software.

  45. better question by greenrom · · Score: 1
    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?
    Better yet, what are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" not to run executable email attachments? Some users are smart enough not to run executable attachments. Some users are too dumb to know how to open any attachment. It's all the other users that cause most of the problem. Unfortunately, there are a lot of them.
    1. Re:better question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, what are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" not to run executable email attachments?

      By executables you do mean .doc, .jpeg, .jpg, .zip and other files like that, which can contain viruses?

    2. Re:better question by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 1

      Even Better, how are we going to convince the "ordinary user" to opt for a different operating system?

  46. decrease in spam? by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    on a related note.. has anybody else noticed a decrease in
    spam the past week or so? I've done nothing new on my side
    but volume is down at least 50% if not a bit more.

    1. Re:decrease in spam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, although I have seen an increase over the last few days of about 20%. :(

    2. Re:decrease in spam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just put here your email address and you will get it back in no time :)

  47. what to do? by be_kul · · Score: 1

    take every computer that sends out infected mail immediately from the net - together with a warning that they will only be allowed to connect again after: - they ordered a patch CD from Microsoft by (normal) mail, - installed it under supervision of a certified security engineer (for 100 $ per personal visit) and - the certification is sent by invoice mail to their ISP. This procedure they will be necessarily only once in every case, I'm sure. Kulinux

    1. Re:what to do? by tomjen · · Score: 1

      I run linux you insensitive clout.

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      Freedom or George Bush
    2. Re:what to do? by be_kul · · Score: 1

      could it be you didn't read my message? I was not saying anything against you but tried to answer the question from the /.-news, what should we do to stop these malware attacks from Windows computers. But thank you for your compliment, Mr. Gentle!

  48. Nearly 1 in 25 e-mails maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because 4.65% gives 1 in 21.50 emails. Although "nearly 1 in 20 e-mails" would make more sense.

  49. Use a Real Anti-Virus by FreyarHunter · · Score: 1

    Windows updates end up with so many different updates in so many little packages, that it's incredibly difficult for the average user to decide which ones to install. Average PC users don't even care to update so long as thier PC is running fine. Once there is a problem, then they look for updates.

    In my opinion, there shouldn't be fines, shouldn't be blackouts, it's not fair to those who don't know what they are doing is the equivilant to being mentally incapable of understanding the situation in a courtroom.

    It IS a security hazard, and I do admit that I don't appriciate having infected files sent to my e-mail, but if I can stop it, then I will on my own machine. Why go out there, and get other people angry because you are imposing on thier personal use of thier machine?

    Strong companies, and personal computers that have people that are sane in this field should be able to defend it quite nicely. updated Anti-Virus, and a close look at files sent to the mail.

    It's not that hard to say, "Hey! My grandmother doesn't know how to send attachments." or "Hey! I don't even belong to that organization!"

    As far as I'm concerned, a virus infecting someone's network is thier own damn fault and they have to deal with the consequences.

    --
    Empathetic-- 94% You tend to walk in someone else's shoes a hundred miles before pointing a finger.
    1. Re:Use a Real Anti-Virus by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      All fine and dandy....except that virus-laden network traffic impacts the internet speed of everyone else as well.

      If someone says "It's just the internet" or they can't be bothered to use automatic update systems, then they shouldn't be allowed to use their system in a way that can impact the legitimate use of others' systems.

      --
      It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
  50. Re:The solution? Fines by tbuckner · · Score: 1

    So week before last I was over at my wife's sister's house and they were having a heck of a time with their Pentium 4 Dell, which ought to run fast enough, but it was choking on web pages, even. I d/led Spyware Doctor and ran it, and it found 2,654 infections. Granted, that's mostly cookies'n'cream, but STILL. 2,654! The meme that average nontechnical users need to hear is that "A computer is not like a toaster, it's like a car. A toaster works, and if it breaks you throw it away. A car needs constant attention, fuel, check the oil, service the brakes, etc. or it stops working. A computer is like a car." A seriously secure computer, I keep saying, would be for instance a no-OS machine with a Knoppix disk glued in the CD reader. Pro: no new programs, like malware. The hard drive used only to store user-created data (pictures, etc. Con: no new programs. Lots of people don't want or need new programs very often anyway; a new disk might suffice.

  51. Re:LOL WWWWIDE PAEG!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    u fail it again there, Stratjakt

  52. Re:How about... by dioscaido · · Score: 1

    Because recompiling the kernel to apply a security fix is somehow easier?

  53. But... But... "It Just Works!" by localroger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Non-computer-oriented users have no idea what is possible or what is necessary or, usually, even that their system is compromised and is spamming the crap out of their neighbors. As long as it puts up the pretty desktop and does the few things they have always understood, why should they do something they don't understand that will have no obvious benefit (to them) and might make it stop working?

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  54. Re:The solution? Fines by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    'They' should start fining people? They who? The ISP?

  55. And it should be like a toaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Computers for most people really should be like a toaster, easy to use and they do what you want them to do. After all, that's what computers and personal computers are there for, they are tools people use.

    The problem is that computers today are far away from achieving this. This holds especially true for computers running windows, as even simple things as checking email can potentially turn fatal (for the computer at least), which leads simple minds to compare a PC to a chainsaw (Just imagine, the Texas Personel Computer Massacre...).

    "That this has become the holy grail of huge numbers of Linux afficianados is likely the worst thing there is for Linux."
    Why? You should at least provide an argument.

    "Instead of promoting Linux as the 'thinking man's alternative' most of it's fanbase has bought into the whole 'computer as appliance' mindset."
    Ehm, computers are appliances. Every thinking man should notice that. And what I really don't get is how these oh so 1337 people like you always seem to assume that ease of use equals less power, this is simply not the case.

    Besides, nobody, really nobody is trying to prevent you from recompiling your kernel 5 times a day and you are free to not use X at all, or not use one of the more userfriendly, advanced desktops. If twm is your cup of tea, fine, who cares and nobody is going to take it away from you, so get a grip.

  56. The only way to wake people up by NtroP · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Remember the good old days when viruses did real damage? Remember when they actually did format your hard drive or screw up you boot sector? That made people sit up and take notice.

    If virus writers ever changed their tactics from one of "sneak in and just borrow their CPU cycles and bandwidth for my bot-net" to one of "let's infect, spread, then kick them in the nuts" people would take notice once again.

    Several years ago there was a virus that went around replacing jpegs with copies of itself (or something). My friend had a struggling web-hosting business where he hosted websites for about 100 different small mom-and-pop shops. Even though I warned him about the risks of viruses and that he should run his site with Linux/Apache he didn't listen. That virus wiped him out.

    No, he didn't have up-to-date backups. But guess what? He keeps meticulous backups now and keeps his computers patched with up-to-date virus software and only connects to his web server via ftp (no mounted shares any more).

    Alas, he still hasn't embraced Linux or OS X, but at least he's not part of the problem any more.

    Just think what would happen if a virus spread around and just looked for .xls files and quietly changed all the 3's to 7's? How far back would companies have to go into their backups to be sure they had a known-good copy? D'ya think they might take viruses and security more seriously then?

    The last major hassle we had with a worm was primarily due to the enormous amount of traffic it generated, bringing our networks to their knees. That was an annoyance to management, but they saw it as a network problem - not a virus/worm/security problem.

    One of these days some one or some group is going to unleash a virus that really IS going to do real damage. Maybe then people will realize that they aren't sitting in front of an internet toaster, but sophisticated computing device that has a tremendous impact on many aspects of all of our lives.

    --
    "terrorism" and "pedophilia" are the root passwords to the Constitution
    1. Re:The only way to wake people up by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Remember the good old days when viruses did real damage? Remember when they actually did format your hard drive or screw up you boot sector? That made people sit up and take notice.

      When they got infected, yes. Trouble was, the more destructive viruses had a tendency to self destruct as part of their destruction, so they had a limited opportunity to spread.

      Then, as now, people didn't sit up and take notice until it was THEIR data that was lost.

    2. Re:The only way to wake people up by henrywood · · Score: 1

      Of course the problem with viruses that did something really nasty was that they weren't very good at spreading. Once a virus has completely screwed up your PC, or has even just made you "sit up and take notice", there's not so much that it can do to infect others. It's the stealth factor that makes modern viruses so dangerous - most people don't even realize that they have them. And thanks to e-mail and "clever" web pages they can now spread in an instant.

      In the old days all that you had to do was to keep up-to-date with your virus definition files. Nowadays I see viruses trying to hit us that were discovered, at most, a few hours ago. I've even seen some that our virus software vendors don't yet know about. Without our policy of blocking certain file extensions (as a result of being caught out that way a few years back) we would be forever having to fight viruses on our users' PCs.

      --
      Something is happening here but you don't know what it is, do you, Mr Jones.
    3. Re:The only way to wake people up by Rev.LoveJoy · · Score: 1
      Man, that JPEG replacment virus was a great one. I forget what they called it but I got calls on that one for months.

      *ring ring* "hello?"

      "All my ... *files* are gone and replaced with this thing that when I double click it ... nothing happens. I can't SEE any of my ... *files!*"

      "This is your home PC, right?"

      "Yes! They're all gone!"

      "Is your wife missing any ... *files*"

      "Oh god, she better not be!"

      Cheers,
      -- RLJ

    4. Re:The only way to wake people up by Segfault666 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      AAah, yes.. I recall playing blackjack (or was it poker)? with the promise that if I won the contents of my FAT table would stay intact. Needless to say, I lost, never knew whether brushing up on my gambling skills would have helped and now everything in/out of my network(s)gets filtered.

    5. Re:The only way to wake people up by akadruid · · Score: 1

      This is actually bang on the nail. I got that one, in the day when I'd not had my own computer long and thought viruses only happened to stupid people (they do, and I was one of them). Fortunately I wasn't dumb enough to ignore backups, so I had my data, but I bought NAV 2000 or whatever it was called then off the web that same night, and I've never run a machine without anti-virus since (although I use AVG now).

      So the theory works. It's like immunisation - a small dose to build up anti-bodies.

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      "Those who cast the votes decide nothing; those who count the votes decide everything." (attrib. Joseph Stalin)
    6. Re:The only way to wake people up by logic+hack · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If virus writers ever changed their tactics from one of "sneak in and just borrow their CPU cycles and bandwidth for my bot-net" to one of "let's infect, spread, then kick them in the nuts" people would take notice once again.

      For the virus writers who use infected PCs for botnets, releasing a virus which goes as far as fscking the victims HDD is a waste of what could have been a perfectly useable zombie. Why do something that brings attention to the infection when stealth reeps greater rewards?

      As for the virus writers who aren't looking to boost their ePenis with a bigger botnet, I too have often wondered why more malicious worms and viruses arent released. Perhaps its the fear that damage on the scale of totally erased HDDs will result in more attention from law enforcement and this put them, the writers, at greater risk.

      In either case, while it's certainly a warzone of malicious code for unprepared computers connected to the internet, I'm certainly glad it hasn't reverted to a more destructive time; on the off case I'm affected before a patch or fix could be issued. Atleast now all I would have to worry about is unplugging my router, not sifting through piles of CDs looking for backups while quietly weeping at the thought of my more recent pr0n being lost :(.

    7. Re:The only way to wake people up by m50d · · Score: 1

      Do the excel trick, but only at random, maybe 1 in 10000 every time it runs, and only on spreadsheets that are open at the time. It could stay there for years until someone notices, and the beauty of it is it makes backups useless - you never know how far back the virus was fiddling with the spreadsheets. Another thing I wonder about is a "fast burner". Have a typical mass-mailing worm, release it late on thursday. It spreads as much as it can. Thursday is a popular time for updates, people might delay them to next week, and with luck security people don't like doing weekends so none of them will bother to disassemble the virus. If that's too much of a risk, have it store the payload code encrypted, so all you can see is that it's going to do something at a certain time. Then at 11am on Monday, just after corporate people have turned on their computers and checked their emails for the final burst of infections, bam, it flashes the bios with random data. After 3 days antivirus people and users have probably got their patches out and are realising not to open these emails, so you'll likely be just as successful as any other mass-mailer.

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    8. Re:The only way to wake people up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, why don't you do us all a favour and write one?

    9. Re:The only way to wake people up by Sime208 · · Score: 0, Troll
      Alas, he still hasn't embraced Linux or OS X, but at least he's not part of the problem any more.
      Which OSX would you like him to run? 10.3.9, which had 19 updates this week.. Or Tiger?
    10. Re:The only way to wake people up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Just think what would happen if a virus spread around and
      > just looked for .xls files and quietly changed all the 3's to 7's?

      The fix is obvious: change all 7's back to 3's.

    11. Re:The only way to wake people up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Just think what would happen if a virus spread around and
      >> just looked for .xls files and quietly changed all the 3's to 7's?
      >
      >The fix is obvious: change all 7's back to 3's.

      But how would you know if a particular 7 was changed from a 3 or was always a 7?

  57. Re:How about... by delire · · Score: 1

    what?

  58. Re:How about... by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?"

    Teach them how to use Linux.


    That won't work. Irresponsible users will always be irresponsible, no matter what OS they are using.
    If that is your case, consider the user's responsibility and skills.

    If he has no computer skills at all, just change his settings without him knowing.

    If he thinks he has lots of computer know how, but really is some inexperienced (and irresponsible) n00b, I suggest tricking him into doing theing securely appealing to his 133tness ("Only ordinary mortals use IE6, we hackers use IE7 firefox edition", the firesomething extension might be useful in that case).

    If he's responsible, but reluctant to change, wait for him to screw up, make him feel bad for screwing things up (just letting him know how much effort it takes to reinstall a workstation usually works) and them offer him a chance to do things securely. If doing things securely is not a hassle (activating windows update, for example), he will not change back either because the same inertia will make him stay secure, or because he sees the benefit of doing things securely.

    There are more things to consider, but that should be a rough guide. Some people do not know how to use a general purpose machine, and would be happy with a "web browser" (or other) appliance. You cannot let these people loose with root priviledges.
  59. Re:The solution? Fines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't make the consumer liable that just lets the manufacturer off the hook. Why make a safer product if they can always let the user take the fall. Make sure the manufacturer is liable for more than the cost of the sofwtare too. It may not be possible but at least we should raise the bar on quality and see to it that they have an incentive to make better products. Cars are safe today because it was costing more money to deal with the issues of image, etc and dealing with all those expensive litigations.

  60. Re:The solution? Fines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I removed IE and OE from a 2K box using MS menu options and had windows update prompt me to install the same 2 patches about 20 times...

    I was using it as a fileserver but SAMBA is prooving to be a much better choice.

  61. Turn them off... by numbsafari · · Score: 1

    ISPs should have, as part of their usage agreement, the right to block hosts that are the sources of these worms. If you don't have your SMTP server locked down, they should shut off port 80 access until you fix it--perhaps always serving up a page that says "you are disabled until you call 1-800-moron for instructions on how to fix this problem".

    If ISPs are so concerned about wasted bandwidth usage then they would make people care.

    1. Re:Turn them off... by pauljlucas · · Score: 1
      If you don't have your SMTP server locked down, they should shut off port 80 access until you fix it...
      Why not just shut off outbound 25?
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      If you reply, do so only to what I explicitly wrote. If I didn't write it, don't assume or infer it.
    2. Re:Turn them off... by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      ISPs are more concerned about their bottom line than your bandwidth.

      If one ISP cuts off its idiot customers' connections until they patch their PCs, what do you think is more likely to happen?:

      a) Idiot customers become conscientious about maintaining their PCs, and become model "netizens."
      b) Idiot customers get pissed off at their ISP for cutting them off, and take their business elsewhere.

      If you chose "A," you're hopelessly deluded. There are way more maintenance-apathetic, "I'll double-click on anything" PC owners out there than PC owners who carefully maintain their machine and tread lightly on the net-- the big ISPs are going to play to the biggest market, and it ain't you.

      I don't know if there's a big enough market right now for an ISP that ruthlessly polices its network and quickly cuts off the connections of infected machines, and makes that a selling point of their service-- sort of like the online equivalent of one of those gated communities that tells you what the approved hours are for mowing your lawn and what color flowers you're allowed to have in your street-facing flowerbed. If things keep going the way they're going, however...

      ~Philly

    3. Re:Turn them off... by EvilJoker · · Score: 1

      you're assuming that all those SMTP servers are legit.

      I don't run a mail server. If a worm started spamming, I wouldn't even know if my ISP blocked port 25. But I'd sure as hell know if they blocked port 80.

      Solution: Block both. Hell, block everything until it's fixed. Make it go to a simple page that says "Your system's fucked. Use these tools to fix it..."

    4. Re:Turn them off... by pauljlucas · · Score: 1
      If a worm started spamming, I wouldn't even know if my ISP blocked port 25.
      You don't need to. What matters is that spam from your machine can't get out.
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    5. Re:Turn them off... by EvilJoker · · Score: 1

      Is that really a good solution? Once it becomes commonplace, the zombies that can no longer spam will just become DDoS bots (or whatever the next big thing is). Better to make it known early.

  62. Encourage Updates? Kill dialup by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Too many people are still on dial-up. Updates can take a significant ammount of time while tying up your connection on dialup. Now that I've got broadband, and I see the little thing that says "updates are available" I don't hesisitate. When I had dialup I would have had to set aside time late at night to let the computer do its thing.

    How much do you want to bet that the worms are finding their way from a (low bandwidth)*(lots of machines) to (high bandwidth)*(fewer machines)?

    Of course, if MS didn't give you a way to disable updates, /. ers would find fault with that too (they're forcing people to do things, tin-foil hat time, etc...).

    Nevermind ordinary users. Let's see if we can get the same "network admins" who used to install Red Hat with loose defaults to keep up with patches. As always, it's a battle between convenience and security, and for now convenience is apparently still valued more in the market that MS is in.

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  63. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Actually, most distros do do this - in fact, a lot of people (me included) say that if your hardware is well-supported by Linux, then installation of Linux is easier than Windows, as there is no need to chase up drivers etc, or install enough apps (e.g. archiving/ CD burning/ image viewing/ picture editing/ office suites/ good browser/ mail client etc) to make a usable desktop. Of course, if their hardware does not support Linux, then they are in a world of hurt and will turn away from Linux in a heartbeat :)

    Of course, I may as well bring up the popular adage - that technically un-savvy users rarely install Windows anyway, and will just get the neighbourhood geek to install it, rendering the whole point moot.

    On the subject of installing additional software (if any is even required) - just add in some decent repositories, and point them towards Synaptic/ rpmdrake/ Yast/ whatever. It's a fundamental change of mindset, but the idea of having a central, searchable repository with descriptions and screenshots of all apps is actually really cool, and I prefer it to "the Windows way"

  64. What M$ really needs to do. by MrEcho.net · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We all know microsoft has alot of money. Why dont they just send out a s*** load of Patch CD's just like what AOL does.
    Also keep a numbering system on the CD's that any moron can keep track of.
    Hell im sure you could get away with putting them in common places.. like bestbuy, wallmart, Safeway, etc.

    1. Re:What M$ really needs to do. by tomjen · · Score: 1

      That is properly the smartes idea in this thread.
      But i was wondering, if they could somehow just add all the updates on a cd.

      Or just mail it to everybody, since everybody (almost) has computer with windows. Then we could make fun of them like we do with AOL.

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    2. Re:What M$ really needs to do. by MrEcho.net · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes they could have all the updates on 1 CD Win and Office.
      And yes since I use Linux, they would look good on my wall.

      Im covering my wall with AOL cd's, one huge mirror.

    3. Re:What M$ really needs to do. by 51mon · · Score: 1

      "That is properly the smartes idea in this thread."

      Till the spammer send out an Official looking Microsoft CD that owns the recipients PC.

      Microsoft will send patch CDs out to anyone that asks for them AFAIK, which is the right way to do it. Most good computer magazines also often ship copies of Microsoft patches on cover CDs/DVDs.

      At the end of the day the end user still has to take a positive action till SP2 appeared, even if it is "insert CD", which alas it often isn't.

      Each of these CD ought to trigger a patch level test and provide a simple "You are out of date?" "Get Upto Date" "I really know what I'm doing" dialog. Because the problem users are mostly the ones who would rarely click on a "I know what I'm doing" button.

    4. Re:What M$ really needs to do. by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

      Because AOL's CDs are intended to get you to switch over to their service. They make money if you use AOL.

      Microsoft wouldn't gain a thing -- sure, it'd be the right thing to do. But this won't bring in (many) new customers.

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    5. Re:What M$ really needs to do. by smash · · Score: 1
      Because, by the time the CD is off the press, there's another 5 critical updates to install.

      Also, this doesn't catch the 90% of un-registered (piracy or not, i know very few people who have actually sent registration details off) users of Windows XP.

      smash.

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  65. The real answer is simple by canuck57 · · Score: 1

    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?"

    The answer is actually quite simple, a better OS software is needed and Microsoft seems to be having problems making it.

    Would anyone buy a car that needed a repair each week to keep us safe?

    Would any of us buy a TV that had to get it's software updated each week or you could not watch your favorite show?

    Would you hire a driveway paver when you knew you would have to patch it once a week?

    This isn't to say the consumer isn't at fault. The average consumer doesn't care this costs businesses billions of lost bandwidth, repair and productivity. The problem is the consumer isn't realizing the cost. ISPs would rather let it happen than charge the customer a $200 clean up fee. It is sort of like careless compution hurts a lot of people so very little no one cares. It is now an acceptable loss.

    1. Re:The real answer is simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would anyone buy a car that needed a repair each week to keep us safe?

      Yes we would, but we'd be off to the garage like a shot when we heard about the repairs needed.

      Would any of us buy a TV that had to get it's software updated each week or you could not watch your favorite show?

      Yes, but again, we'd all rush out and patch out TVs.

      Would you hire a driveway paver when you knew you would have to patch it once a week?

      No, but then I consider a driveway to be infinitely more simple than a computer, car or TV. I also know that its only enemy is wear and tear - people don't come round at night with picks and try to tear it up.

      This isn't to say the consumer isn't at fault. The average consumer doesn't care this costs businesses billions of lost bandwidth, repair and productivity. The problem is the consumer isn't realizing the cost. ISPs would rather let it happen than charge the customer a $200 clean up fee. It is sort of like careless compution hurts a lot of people so very little no one cares. It is now an acceptable loss.

      Yup, too true. ISPs should be responsible for educating their users in AV and spam, etc. etc. in the same way that I have a driving license. Ironically, one of the ISPs I hate the most is AOL, but they don't half do more than most ISPs to stop their users causing problems.

  66. Re:How about... by TheScottishGuy · · Score: 1

    can anyone recommend a great distro i can slap on a disk and hand to family memebers who've had it with windows malware, spyware, adware etc....? it needs to be blindingly simple though, my brother in law is the first target.

  67. What we have to do by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?"

    Simple...don't give them a choice. Don't give people the option to turn off automatic updates. Or at least not on the Home edition of XP. Why in the world should a novice computer user be asked whether or not to install a security update? 99% don't even know what Windows Update does and won't download the updates becuase they don't want to wait for their computer to restart. And in that respect....why isn't Windows more like Linux, where patches don't require reboots?

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    1. Re:What we have to do by uprock_x · · Score: 1

      1.You can't force an update on anyone. And actually as a Mac user I am so so glad. Imagine being forced into updates like many of the 10.3.xs which wiped out Firewire drives or others which messed up Apache or security updates which broke AFP or SMB connectivity, Java, gave longgggg login times, and all sorts of instability.

      2. If a power failiure or error occurs during the install it could cause serious problems and data loss.

      3. The user could have customized the OS in some way as to make an updater break and cause data loss and even hardware damage

      4. Someone could hijack the software update session or make the machine connect to a bad site and download malware instead of an update.

      5. It would nice if some people like yourself stopped endlessly trying to punish Windows users and talk to them like second class citizens who need software updates spoon feeding to them. It's just silly.

      And that's just off the top of my head

    2. Re:What we have to do by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      1.You can't force an update on anyone

      Sure you can, if that's how the software is supposed to work.

      2. If a power failiure or error occurs during the install it could cause serious problems and data loss.

      Then maybe they should figure out how to make updates that don't do that...which would be a good thing anyway.

      3. The user could have customized the OS in some way as to make an updater break and cause data loss and even hardware damage

      Hardware damage from a security patch? I think you exaggerate...

      4. Someone could hijack the software update session or make the machine connect to a bad site and download malware instead of an update.

      Like someone's machine being hijacked anyway because they didn't get the security updates?

      5. It would nice if some people like yourself stopped endlessly trying to punish Windows users and talk to them like second class citizens who need software updates spoon feeding to them. It's just silly.

      It would be nice if some people like yourself would realize that a good majority of computer users know very little about their computers and really do need software updates, expecially ones that concern security, spoon fed to them. The feature that I suggested is obviously not meant for the user that knows what they are doing. Don't get so damned offended at things taht aren't meant for you.

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    3. Re:What we have to do by uprock_x · · Score: 1

      Sure you can, if that's how the software is supposed to work.

      Self modifying executable software without any user intervention is far worse problem that the one you are trying to solve.

      If a power failiure or error occurs during the install it could cause serious problems and data loss.

      Then maybe they should figure out how to make updates that don't do that...which would be a good thing anyway.


      You can't do that either; as soon as the software updater starts to write and the power goes off the end user could have a big problem including corrupted data, unbootable system, damaged HDs etc.

      There are many people in the world on key meters (not a bill for electricity) that means if you don't keep it topped up it just goes off until you buy more. A software update should always take place at the time of the end user's choosing therefore.

      Hardware damage from a security patch? I think you exaggerate...

      Not neccessarily from a security patch, but certainely a software update could in theory damage hardware yes, easily. I would call some of Apple's updates capable of hardware damage. But it would be very possible to write a malupdater say for graphics drivers which fried the graphics card by over clocking.

      But even if it didn't fry the hardware or the electric didn't cut out during the install you are trusting the vendor of said update 100% to produce a flawless update, which would be wrong.

      Like someone's machine being hijacked anyway because they didn't get the security updates?

      Two wrongs don't make a right.

      It would be nice if some people like yourself would realize that a good majority of computer users know very little about their computers and really do need software updates, expecially ones that concern security, spoon fed to them. The feature that I suggested is obviously not meant for the user that knows what they are doing. Don't get so damned offended at things taht aren't meant for you.

      Well at the end of the day, if a user chooses some sort of automatic update facility so be it, but it's a choice that should always remain with the end user. You can't force things down people's throats just because they don't understand or care how something works. After all where would it end ? Force all drivers of SUVs to undergo environmental re-education and have their cars converted to run on steam ?

  68. Users with illegal copies are afraid of W. Update by bhalo05 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?

    From what one can read on online forums and personal experience, many people are afraid to use windows update because they do not have a valid serial, or in other words, they're using windows illegally. Unlicensed copies keep windows monopoly, but it is also giving it bad fame because people are afraid to update their system.

  69. Re:The solution? Fines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The public are drooling morons, a good percentage probably wouldn't be capable of breathing if they had to think about it. The solution is to give these people locked down boxes and remove the checkbox control for "allow me to be a danger to myself and others".

    Then we can talk about liability for people who actually need or want real (TCPA/DRM free) computers, like most of us here right?

  70. Re:How about... by hazah · · Score: 0
    You can't set aside the "inherently more secure" argument to make the claim you are making. It may come as a surprise to you, but nothing prevents you from doing just that. I don't want my computer to do it on it's own. I have ignored updates for months, where are the worms?

    How do you envesion this "SuSE worm"? Are you implying that the structure of indevidual distros are so radically different that one distribution can have a dedicated virus? You do know that most open source software is developed outside of distributions, and distributions provide collections of said software customised to their chosen layout for the OS?

    I suspect that you would want to set the security argument aside because you have a limited understanding of what makes a linux distribution what it is.

    Linux is not a monolithic OS that does everything for you. Neither is a distribution. It's linux, the distribution (gcc & package management seems to be enough for that), and the choices YOU make.

  71. CSA can stop this by saridder · · Score: 1

    That's why you need Cisco Security Agent. It stops Day 0 attacks, virii, spyware, worms, etc.. Does not use signatures and has never been compromised yet.

    www.cisco.com/go/csa

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  72. ISPs should take some responsibility by realmolo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not hard to lock down a mailserver, and it's not hard to make it scan all incoming/outgoing mail for spam and for viruses. Hell, it's free if you use Postfix/Mailscanner/ClamAV/Spamassassin.

    No ISP should be running an SMTP server that doesn't scan for viruses. It's just irresponsible. There are a few viruses that setup their own SMTP server on the users machine, yeah, but that's easily solved by blocking outgoing connections to port 25 on the network, except from the ISP's own mailserver. If all ISPs did those 2 simple things, e-mail viruses would almost be wiped out.

    It's basic stuff, and it drives me nuts that precious few ISPs do any of it.

    1. Re:ISPs should take some responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The naivete of believing that you only need to patch some software to look for threats in the past astounds me.

      That is all a virus scanner really does -- it looks for threats in the past (already known).

      Its a bit like saying, hey, what you need to do to protect suzy from the pedophiles is to keep your list of pedophiles up-to-date (thus, focussing entirely on the known pedophiles, and ignoring the unknown ones, and doing nothing proactive at all).

    2. Re:ISPs should take some responsibility by The+FooMiester · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Go ahead, mod me flamebait.

      Listen asshole, there are us responsible people that like to get our email no matter what. I remember when this place was filled with open-source running geeks, and not windows script kiddies. I remember when anyone who mentioned port blocking as a blanket policy would get modded to -1 troll, not +4 Informative.

      I really don't care if my email has trojans in it or not. I don't need my ISP trying to tell me what mail I should and shouldn't get because some idiot might open in and say "Oooh, look, an attachment! It's a zip file! I'll open it! Look, an .exe file! I'll run that". People like that, and people who think that is acceptable behavior, should shut off their computer, throw it out the window, and go outside and read a book.

      If ISPs want to filter anything, they should look at outgoing mail, and not do the current "in" thing and just drop it on the floor if something's wrong, but actually bounce it back to the user. If I have something I want to send ot someone, I can do it thru my own mailserver, unless shitheads like you have their way and block outbound 25 to everywhere.

      I'd like to know exactly how far you'd take this. Would you fall into the trap of blocking access to IRC because botnets run there? Just think of how many ddos attacks we could prevent if we blocked all users access to IRC! Besides, the only other use for IRC is to steal music.

      While we're talking about stealing, let's get rid of usenet. The only people who use usenet are the ones trading warez, porn, movies, and music! That's a waste of time and bandwidth.

      Those things sound like items that you'd want to impliment. You'd think it would make for a better internet. I think real geeks know better. Who wants an internet where all you can do is surf the web?

      Apparently, you do.

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    3. Re:ISPs should take some responsibility by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Just block port 25 outbound and inbound. Note that ISP MTAs do not normally have spare CPU for virus scanning.
      Viruses do not set up SMTP servers. Most of them install SMTP clients.

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    4. Re:ISPs should take some responsibility by repvik · · Score: 1

      Blocking outgoing port 25 would effectively break my ability to send mail from most of the locations I surf from today. I use my laptop to surf and send mails from hotspots I visit, friend's flats, my workplace etc. Not only would I have to set up a gazillion different profiles for whatever ISP I'm currently using to surf, but I'd have to figure out which ISP a certain hotspot uses before I can send mail.
      My current solution is a mailserver I've set up, that I authenticate against. Very effective solution to my problem. Webmail is, due to attachments, not an option.

      I agree that something should be done to stop all the zombie PC's out there. But blocking outgoing port 25 is not the way to do it.

      When it comes to virusscanning in SMTP-servers, it should be The Law (tm). I have set up ClamAV to scan all my mails, both incoming and outgoing. Any virus-infected mails are trashed.

      The current state of affairs appears to be that you can pay your ISP to scan mails for you... What they should realize is that the cost of *not* scanning your customers mails for viruses (no, not virii) is higher than the cost of the CPU-power used to scan the mails. Think "Customer Support". Removing one (1) virus for one (1) infected customer takes atleast three (3) minutes. I'd say more, based on experience, but let's keep it low. For a large ISP, this will crop up to a rather large number of support calls every day, which costs the ISP money. More money than scanning the mails by default.

    5. Re:ISPs should take some responsibility by strikethree · · Score: 1

      it is a shame that you used such inflammatory language as your points are all valid:

      blocking ports == bad idea
      blocking protocols == bad idea

      personally, i would have modded you insightful despite your approach.

      strike

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    6. Re:ISPs should take some responsibility by 51mon · · Score: 1

      Not sure what you are trying to say.

      The spam problem viruses tend to set up SMTP proxies that allow anonymous amplification of the injected message. Not a true SMTP server, but not really a conventional client.

    7. Re:ISPs should take some responsibility by 51mon · · Score: 1

      Virus scanning is so obviously not the fix to this problem I'm not sure where to start.

      I don't run virus checking on this PC because there are no major viruses in the wild for the operating system, because people deal with the issues properly in a timely fashion when they arise.

      Sure it is vulnerable to a new types of attack in a new vulnberability, but virus checking my email is very unlikely to stop that.

      Virus checking only protects people who don't deal with issues in a timely fashion, or whose vendor doesn't.

      Virus checking for email is basically a short term fudge till people get decent email clients, or update the existing one.

      ISPs could refuse to send email for people using old versions of Outlook/Outlook Express. This would be just as effective in stopping email bourne viruses I suspect, and far easier to implement.

    8. Re:ISPs should take some responsibility by The+FooMiester · · Score: 1

      Looking back on this, yes I could have made my reply more diplomatic. I'm just tired of the dilution of technology in the name of safety/terrorism/children.

      I know you understand.

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    9. Re:ISPs should take some responsibility by dodobh · · Score: 1

      A conventional SMTP client. Just not a MUA.

      These clients download email addresses from websites, and a message, and proceed to send them out over port 25/tcp, by speaking SMTP.

      Remember, a server opens a listening socket, a client merely talks to one.

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  73. Re:How about... by delire · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you should look at Desktop distribution of Linux like http://ubuntulinux.org/ or http://mepis.org/. The latter installs in under 20 minutes from a 'try-before-you-buy' LiveCD. Click on the desktop icon elusively named "Install Me", and watch it all Just WorkTM. Every video codec under the sun, CD/DVD Burning, printing/scanning/camera, most wifi cards, ipod synchronisation and other fashionable dependencies therein.

    Finding software for Linux couldn't be easier, no running around hunting an app down on websites and looking for 53r14alz. Open up your favourite package management GUI, click on "update", then "search", select what you like and finalise with "Install".

    Really, there are no excuses; hence those that actually try a contemporary Desktop class distribution these days generally never look back.

  74. It's written in Visual Basic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The worm is written in Visual Basic, UPX-packed PE executable about 52 kilobytes long.

    That shouldn't really be a problem. I mean, the "ordinary user" doesn't have a clue what the runtime files for Visual Basic programs are, and most likely doesn't possess them either.

    I know I've had to download some necessary files to run some apps I wrote in Visual Basic right after I re-installed my operating system.

  75. convince? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Why not just force them to get security updates when ever Microsoft puts out a patch. Even if its not tested or causes other troubles.

    Hell, why not just force them to upgrade when the new version comes out. And have them monitor what you are running ' for your protection '. User are lusers right? They shouldnt be allowed to make their own decisions, and perhaps not be a future serf-customer.

    How about the ISPs just do their damened job, and if someone is apparently infected with something, they cut them off, with a nice friendly phone call explaining why. Then only allow access to a local copy of patches. How hard would that be?

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  76. The answer? by PhotoBoy · · Score: 1

    "What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?"

    How about we first try to teach users not to run executables attached to emails? This virus only infects machines when the attachment is run. It then starts emailing itself to everyone in the user's address book, but if you don't run the attachment to begin with it can't harm you.

    Unless Microsoft have a patch for user's brains to make them not run executable attachments, sending them off to Windows Update will do nothing except provide them with a false sense of security.

  77. What to do? by remmy1978 · · Score: 1

    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?"

    I fear there is little that can be done about "ordinary users" who simply don't care. Only the continuing spread of virusses like these, and possibly ones with more destructive qualities, will hopefully wake them up and make them take notice. However, as past experiences have taught is, this is not something we should be keeping or breathe for.

  78. Patching by Aenox · · Score: 1

    Everyone (directly connected to the internet without a firewall) is forced to patch or they are restarted constantly by DCOM/LSASS exploit attempts.

  79. How to convince me? by daikokatana · · Score: 1
    "What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?"

    Nothing - because some people just cannot be convinced. When I visited a neighbour some months ago, her PC was infected with just about any blend of spyware you can think of. "But what would they need my PC for?" she asked - I started explaining the basics (use the PC as a bot, online banking which she uses, etc...). Her reply? "Well, as long as they use it when I'm not working on it I'm fine with that, and the online banking bit? I don't care - it's not as if I'm rich now". Try to convince someone with *that* attitude.

    By the way, speaking of attitudes: I never install patches. Why? Because I run a software firewall, a hardware firewall, a virusscanner and several spyware scanners. And since I bought the damn thing I think I have the right to decide WHAT I install and WHEN I install it. That includes the right to deny patches.

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    1. Re:How to convince me? by groomed · · Score: 1

      Tell her that her computer might be used to distribute of kiddie porn and/or terrorist plans and that she might conceivably end up a suspect.

    2. Re:How to convince me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People with attitudes like yours are ALSO the problem.

      One can never be TOO safe. I also have a software fw/hardware fw/antivirus/anti-ad/spyware and somehow still I got infected with malware on Thursday.

    3. Re:How to convince me? by daikokatana · · Score: 1
      and that she might conceivably end up a suspect.

      I actually did tell her that, but she failed to see the problem because she wasn't the one committing the crime. No matter how hard I explained that her computer could make her the number one suspect in such a case, she couldn't care less.

      Besides, as soon as you start mentioning such possibilities to people, they give you that "isn't that a bit far fetched?" look. People believe stuff like that only happens in movies and such.

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  80. But what about people without XP? by ccharles · · Score: 1

    I can't remember the exact percentages, but I've read that a very large proportion of people and businesses are still using Win98.

  81. wrong question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?

    Totally the wrong question.

    The right question is: when are the *vendors* going to sell products that are immune to these types of attacks?

    If an update can fix the problem, then it could've been fixed "at the factory".

    The fact that we view computer security as a matter of "applying updates" is sad and pathetic.

    1. Re:wrong question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the fact that anyone could think they were clever by posting this appallingly retarded comment is sad and pathetic. Jesus - please do the world a favour and kill yourself.

  82. Re:How about... by hazah · · Score: 0, Troll
    Root password is not necessary, nor is running as root. Linux does NOT bother you in the same manner windows ballons pop up all the time (anyone know how to get rid of that????).

    The reason things don't work if you're not an Administrator on windows is because the good ol' marketing folk decided some time ago that multiuser systems are not necessary for Mr. Bob. So when they finally added it in, it was late, and crude, and, as usual [imho] is nothing more than a "feature" rather than a function.

    Linux is UNIX clone. It was designed for multiple users from the start.

  83. Conspiracy? by Kaisum · · Score: 1

    Microsoft wouldn't make a write a worm to force people to patch right? They're a good, caring company, just yesterday I saw Bill Gates eating a--er kissing a baby.

  84. Re:How about... by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 1

    As for the "SuSE worm" remark, I was more referring to the fact that the different versions of distributions come with particular versions of packages, eg. Redhat 9 comes by default with a version of bind, or whatever.

    I'm well aware that software isn't distribution-specific, I'm saying that lazy people aren't going to upgrade. If a particular distro hits critical mass and becomes overwhelmingly popular in comparison to the other distros, then large groups of lazy users are going to have the same version of a particular software package, thus leading to the same sort of problems that people have had with, for example, Windows XP. (Definitely not on such a large scale, though, even if Linux becomes the domininant OS, due to a smaller subset of Linux users having the same version of the package.)

    I'm not trying to take potshots at the quality of OSS at all, frankly I believe that the major OSS projects are likely to be more secure than Microsoft's offerings. I'm just saying that at some point in the future that, if one of the distributions becomes dominant, there will most likely be at least _one_ slip that could lead to a Linux worm of sorts, even if it is restricted to a particular version of a package.

    Sure, it'll be patched quickly, but then we'll still have the same problem with lazy users not updating.

  85. Technological problems and technological solutions by jfengel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's interesting because it means that there are still enough unpatched machines out there for a worm to gain serious traction without uncovering new technical vulnerabilities. Worms that hit patched machines are technologically interesting, but those are problems that can be fixed (eventually) by patching. A technological problem with a technological solution.

    But it appears that even if a putative Service Pack 3 were flawless, there would still be massive worm activity in those who haven't patched. And if they haven't patched by now, they're not gonna, and that means we're going to be dealing with this problem for a long time to come.

    It's a non-technological problem, so there may not be a technological solution. (Me, I'd like to see ISPs start throttling infected users, but that's a whole separate can of worms.)

  86. Re:How about... by TheScottishGuy · · Score: 1

    thanks, i hadn't checked out mepis before, i'll give it a bash and see how it goes.

  87. Re:How about... by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 1

    Ubuntu, SuSE, MEPIS, maybe Mandrake if you're feeling lucky.

    Any many more which the posters below will no doubt convince you to try.

  88. Re:How about... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

    Several distros do have auto update functions installed by default.. Red-hat , fedora-core , ubuntu , Suse , novell .. to name but a few .
    Most other distros are picking up the trend.

    --
    The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
  89. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grandparent has a point. Remember the well-published priviledge escalation that afflicted the kernel around Christmas time? I was running Mandrake at the time, and wondered how long it would be until a fix was available. Eventually (about a month later, I think), one appeared in the package manager. It consisted of 40MB of kernel source which you would have to know how to compile and install yourself (I was reasonably knowledgeable at the time about Linux, but the resultant kernel failed to boot completely - presumably I needed to do a "make oldconfig", or something). There was no means for just automatically patching the kernel. This is not what I would call grandmother-friendly.

  90. TV commercials by erroneus · · Score: 1

    What can we do to get ordinary people to visit the Windows Update site? Isn't it obvious?

    Microsoft should spend some of its money to make public service announcements about stuff like this. As a monopoly, that would be the 'right' thing to do. They can spin it any way they like and I'm sure it would be all green and grassy or something but it would work.

    1. Re:TV commercials by Animats · · Score: 1

      "As seen on TV! Click here to install the patch Microsoft announced on TV last night!".

  91. Re:"Ordinary users" by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I've adopted a new policy.
    If a student or member of faculty comes in with malware problems for the first time, I fix it for them and I give them a Gentoo Linux install CD to go away with. If they come back with viruses/spyware a second time, I tell the luser to stop bothering me, and that I gave them the solution to install last time.

    Remind me not to hire you after you (maybe) graduate.

  92. The organization I'm with got the Sober worm! by kkamrani · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even though I've visited Slashdot for what seems like 7 years now, this is the first time I'm commenting. I'm commenting because this article couldn't come at a more prime time.

    The organization I work with got the Sober worm, filling up our mailboxes expontentially. Even though we are primarily a Mac house, some indidividuals probably accessed our mailserver with Windows based mail clients (at home?) and perhaps facilitated the spread of this virus.

    It sure is a nasty one. I wrote a procmail recipe to block out .zip files, to no avail... it seems to still slip on thru for some odd reason. As much as I tried to get our server's host to help us curb the problem, they would push their current marketting ploy.

    I'm kinda lost, with a growing procmail folder with the isolated emails (roughly 4gb in size now) -- and some like (100 emails a day) slipping thru. I've emailed all users suggesting removal tools like Stinger but still!

    Anyone have some proactive suggestions? Would ClamAV prevent this from perpetuating on the server-side?

    We are currently wasting bandwidth and people time to indugle ourselves in a server side solution.

    --
    Anthropology.net - Beyond bones and stones.
    1. Re:The organization I'm with got the Sober worm! by sloanster · · Score: 1

      It sure is a nasty one. I wrote a procmail recipe to block out .zip files, to no avail... it seems to still slip on thru for some odd reason. As much as I tried to get our server's host to help us curb the problem, they would push their current marketting ploy.

      hmm, procmail recipes can be tedious, although you should certainly be able to block zip attachments with the available regular expressions - but we've found (at least if you're lucky enough to be running postfix) it's easy to block specified attachments using mime_header_checks.

      Anyone have some proactive suggestions? Would ClamAV prevent this from perpetuating on the server-side?

      clamav is a very good solution for this - it is very good about keeping itself up to date, and in addition to normal peecee viruses, it also blocks phishing scams. Definitely recommended.

    2. Re:The organization I'm with got the Sober worm! by shking · · Score: 1

      Does the filter look something like this?

      # Keep Windoze worms from cluttering up my mailbox :0 B
      * ^ *Content-Disposition: attachment;
      * filename=".*\.(bat|cmd|exe|pif|scr|com|zip|cpl)" /dev/null

      --
      -- "At Microsoft, quality is job 1.1" -- PC Magazine, Nov. 1994
    3. Re:The organization I'm with got the Sober worm! by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      The organisation where I work was victim to a looping mail that is not even a virus.
      Someone at another organisation sent a mail to all members of some group, and included all the mail addresses in the To: headers. About 8 of the recepients, all running Exchange server, mysteriously started relaying the mails to all addresses again, of course causing a severe mail meltdown. We got thousands of copies of this mail, and it is still continuing at about 2 per minute.
      We are not the sender and do not run Exchange, so we could relatively easily block the mails. But the sender and the relayers are in real trouble, their ADSL lines are completely saturated. Of course they have no competent on-site system administration, so recovery will be slow.

      M$ stuff can and will get you in trouble even without any virus.

  93. ISPs could fix this problem easy by rcamans · · Score: 1

    If they required their customers' windoze computers to be auto-updated, with working firewall, like zone-alarm, and working anti-virus, like panda, then there would be no problem.
    If they charged less for linux machines, or users who stuck to firefox / thunderbird, then maybe a few would switch.
    If they charged a penalty for anyone whose machine got zombied, then maybe the idiots would be more careful.
    Once the idiots were on autoupdate, there would be alot less problems, and the isp probably would save money.
    But wait a minute, that makes sense, and we all know people do not act sensibly.
    What was I thinking?

    --
    wake up and hold your nose
    1. Re:ISPs could fix this problem easy by azander · · Score: 1

      I work for an ISP and MANAGEMENT won't let us do these things. It has been suggested, it has been begged for, it has been proven that it is needed. Management still won't let us do it because they are afraid that the (l)user will just go elsewhere for service and we will lose that customer.

      Currently, I personally call all users who have been caught with spyware/viruses and instruct them to 'clean up their system' by formatting, without backup, and reinstalling windows. I have one customer who has done this 15 time in the past 3 months! I have asked management to allow me to 'disable' their account until they certify that they machine is clean, up to date, and that they have procedures in place to keep it that way... the answer is 'No' and that if I do, I can find a new job.

      Someone please come up with a way that won't drive off customers (Who are usually clueless anyway) and I will gladly hit management over the head with it so that we can get our users 'perpetually cleaned up'.

      Windows Update isn't an option. We have WAY too many users who think that is M$ trying to hijack their systems.

  94. an answer by gilroy · · Score: 1

    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?

    How about, have it not crash my machine so hard Explorer can't start once the mandatory reboot is completed?

    People don't use Windows Update because they don't trust it. Not in the "oh, they might be spying on me" sense of distrust but in the "Oh, those idiots might really screw my machine" snese. It only has to happen once before a user decides he/she would rather risk the hypothetical infection than face the certain loss.
  95. But what is the 73Kb zip that is in all my inbound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The writeups say Sober.P carries a 53Kb payload.

    All my inbound hotmail (upwards of a 100 a day) for the past week have carried 73Kb attachments.

    What is that?

    I only use hotmail via web (AFAIK that is the only way), so I don't see how it can have anything to do with my machines...

  96. Re:The solution? Fines by BroadwayBlue · · Score: 1
    Will the fines work in reverse? Say, when MS issues a patch that actually damages some of the software on your computer? Windowsupate is no panacea.

    Mistakes happen. Patches & AV software, etc. are not foolproof. Patches & anti-virus software aren't going to stop anything without an aware user. It's all about education.

  97. The three possible endings. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    Interestingly, patched machines are not vulnerable to the exploits used by this worm. What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?

    You just wait... I just know that some asshole will make up a virus that affects all Windows versions with all patch levels, and it will disable Norton, Symantec, McAfee, and all those anti-spyware programs, and then, while the user is browsing the web or something, it will download, piece by piece, the source to Gentoo, which it will quietly compile in the background while the user isn't paying attention, and then, one day, the user will turn on the machine and find that Windows is gone and Linux is there instead.

    And then, Microsoft, SCO, the RIAA, and the MPAA will unleash an ad campaign costing in excess of $50 BILLION to tell the world that Linux is a spyware virus made by rogue hackers to destroy the world's computing resources and steal your credit card numbers.

    Five years later, after a long and difficult court battle in which thousands of companies and millions of individuals who support Linux will have donated money to pay the lawyers, it will finally be proven, through secret emails and other documents found at Microsoft headquarters, that Microsoft made that virus (the one that deletes Windows and installs Linux), and it was so effective because only Microsoft knows enough about every single version of Windows to pull it off, but by then, the damage to Linux' reputation will have been done. That's the sad ending.

    Either that, or Microsoft will have shot themselves in the foot because people will be in a hurry to get stuff done and since Linux is on their computer, they'll use that and realize that it's better. At the same time, all the publicity from this huge court battle will get thousands more companies to find out what this Linux is and why Microsoft is fighting so hard to discredit it. That's the happy ending.

    The even happier ending is if the government decides to forcefully disolve Microsoft, SCO, the RIAA, and the MPAA, giving all their assets to schools and making all their intellectual property available for download for free under the public domain. That's the happier ending.

  98. Re:Encourage Updates? Kill dialup by David+E.+Smith · · Score: 1

    "kill dialup"

    That's just not gonna happen.

    I work for a small ISP, about 2500 dialup customers, and about 500 on our high-speed offering. We took a poll (not just a Web poll, mind, but printed and mailed inserts in our dialup customers' monthly invoices).

    I don't recall the precise wording, but it was basically, "If you could get a 128kbps internet connection (twice the speed of dialup) for the same price you're paying now, and no changeover/installation fee, would you be interested in this offering?"

    Out of the couple hundred folks that sent that form back, we only got about a 50% "yes" rate. The main reasons cited for turning down this proposal were "my connection works fine" (folks afraid of change for the sake of change) and "I don't need a faster connection" (frankly, I dunno).

    We have the technology to provide high-speed service to most of these folks (wireless Internet with reallllly big antennas). Obviously we can't cover everyone, but we try. There are a lot of people out there that don't see the need for broadband, or don't want it, or are just plain silly for whatever reason.

    I'd love to get rid of dialup too. Folks who live out in the boonies and complaining about slow speeds make up a good portion of our tech support calls. And maintaining all that dialup stuff (the hundreds of incoming phone lines we need) is bloody expensive.

    But at least in my little neck of the woods, dialup is not going away anytime soon.

  99. Arms race by cortana · · Score: 1

    "Sophos reported earlier this week that Sober.P appears to turn off Symantec's antivirus protection and the Microsoft Windows XP firewall, probably as a way of preparing computers to distribute spam and to spread itself wider."

    This wouldn't be possible if people didn't read their goddamn email as an administrator!

    Also, "[the worm] is currently pushing nearly 25% of all email traffic at the moment"? Who needs Editors anyway?

  100. One big problem with Windows Update by suitepotato · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It can and often will break your machine's current state and render multiple applications inoperative.

    I've had a lot of Windows patches kill applications. Most notably Adobe Premiere, Internet Explorer, Visual Studio, and a load of older third party shareware/freeware apps. Often enough a reinstall of the application fixes it, sometimes... not.

    The biggest problem isn't a lack of patches being applied although it is a big problem. The biggest problem is that people still insist on using e-mail as a way of conveying web-like information without regard to its origin or nature. I know a lot of people, some family, who would never ever visit shady porn sites and the like who nevertheless, display all their e-mails in full HTML format with Active X, Javascript, and the rest turned on full blast. Then they select each e-mail in turn, opening it by default in the preview pane of MSOE and just to make sure it really is spam, will also click on the attachments as well.

    Of course, I was seeing this same thing more than seven years ago in corporate offices never mind home PCs. Absolutely nothing has changed. Any time a user allows code to run, they take the chance that code will be designed to undo their protective shields including anti-virus, anti-spyware, and firewall services. Those services are not designed to act like viruses themselves and resist deactivation (with the exception of NAV which acts that way by an idiot structural flaw rather than purposeful design) at all costs. Oops.

    What Microsoft could do is create a bootloader that worked from a separate partition and scanned the as yet not activated main OS partition for rootkits and viruses and removed them before the OS could be started along with them. Problem is, we can't ever know that MS didn't fark the system up with spyware of their own to check that DRM wasn't messed with, that we weren't using warez'd MS products, or even working on behalf of the *AA agencies to root out and destroy MP3s and so on.

    Another solution is to make all web applications including and especially MSIE work only inside a virtual machine within Windows where it was quarantined from outside system interaction and had to pass a fine-grained security checkpoint to interact in any way with the outside short of mere audio-visual output. In other words, scripting that was doing something with a web page would generally work, something that wanted to browse the file structure would have to be signed, the user would have to constantly say yea or nay and enter a password. Anything to slow down the interaction, log it, control it.

    I seriously doubt we will ever see it of course.

    --
    If my grammar and spelling are off, I am [distracted/tired/careless] (take your pick)
    1. Re:One big problem with Windows Update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, are absolutly brilliant.

      "What Microsoft could do is create a bootloader that worked from a separate partition and scanned the as yet not activated main OS partition for rootkits and viruses and removed them before the OS could be started along with them."

      Well, actually, that is why my machine starts with Linux, and under WINE I run all the good stuff, except for NAV. If nothing else, Besides one of the best, most advanced OSs, it has been virus free. My firewall did get rooted, but just reladed it, and viola. Its not a Microsoft product, but a product of collaboration.

      "make all web applications including and especially MSIE work only inside a virtual machine"

      Exactly, I have everything turned off. I only allow cookies from Yahoo, and nothing else.
      Took me a while to get into FireFox, but with AdBlock plugin. Its been about 2 months since I launced ( lunched ) Internet Explorer. I renamed the desktop icon SECURITY HOLE, and created an Icon on the desktop that points to Firefox, and called it 'Explorer'

      Your milage may vary, but I saved your post to my desktop as 'ULTIMATE SECURITY', as validation that I am running as secure as possible.

      About Microsoft Patches. I use software update to find the patches, download them, and burn them to CD. Then after my weekly backup, I try a few patches out, and see how they work. If I dont like them, I resotre the backup. Only problem I had was I forgot where that pesky XP CD Key went. EVEREST found it, ( of course, after weeks of not knowing what it was, I found my old case, and the XP Serial number on it. Tin-snips and zing zing. Im a card carring XP security wiz!

      Thanks.

      TOOLS:
      Freeav.de -> Free AntiVirus. The best.
      Spybot Search and destory 1.3
      AdAdware Personal edition 6.0.
      ProcessGuard and HiJack This.

  101. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slip him a Knoppix CD first to see if it likes his hardware, and see whether he likes the look of Linux. Impress on him the fact that it does not touch his harddrive, so he can get back to the familar comfort of Windows with a single reboot, but also the fact that anything he downloads (e.g. e-mails via POP3, etc) while in Knoppix will be lost.

  102. Vendor Support by Detritus · · Score: 1

    I used to have a laptop that ran Windows ME. The vendor (Sony) refused to support any newer versions of Windows, which is a major problem for a laptop, with all of its customized drivers and software. Sony's suggested solution was to buy a new laptop. Some vendors are more reasonable about it, but many only support the version of the OS that was shipped on the machine.

    --
    Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
    1. Re:Vendor Support by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      Sony? I have a PIII/800 VAIO, inherited from my dad, that originally ran WinME. I've had no problems getting updated drivers or whatever for it. It's currently dualbooting WinXP and Ubuntu.

      Looking through the Sony site, they DO have a few laptop models that are 'not recommended' for upgrade to Win2000Pro.

  103. Wrong! by aug24 · · Score: 1
    Maybe we should stop running all those stories about how evil WindowsUpdate is, and how Microsoft is spying on your computer?

    Bollocks.

    Maybe Microsoft should stop adding rights for themselves into the EULA when you download a fix? Imagine if a car manufacturer gave you a free replacement for a faulty part only on condition that you filled in mileage logs?

    Justin.

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    You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
  104. -When Windows Updates stop breaking computers by gadlaw · · Score: 1

    When will 'ordinary users' decide to go to Windows updates? Gee, oh perhaps when those updates stop making my programs work, perhaps when DirectX 9 'c' works with the hardware/software/games I have and doesn't require a complete wipe of the harddrive before anything works again. Things like that make folks like me turn 'automatic windows updates' the hell off.

    --
    Enjoy your Karma, after all you earned it. Feel your Karma Joe, feel it burn.
  105. The question should have been by Leoric · · Score: 1

    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit ubuntulinux.org once in a while?

    Or

    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit apple.com once in a while?

  106. Windows update reboots at will by tayhimself · · Score: 1
    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?

    I once lost a bunch of work because I was doing some stuff in illustrator and forgot to save before leaving the machine on overnight. Windows update decided it needed to reboot to install the updates and I lost a whole afternoons worth of work.

    I usually do work on my linux box using emacs and openoffice, so not saving religiously has become a bad habit.

  107. Is WindowsUpdate really safe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?"

    I'm no ordinary user... And even so I don't run WindowsUpdate on my windows box, and i'll tell you why: I trust my safe web browsing habits way better than I trust microsoft not to install anything I don't want installed, case in point: DRM.

  108. Re:first post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, you failed.

  109. Re:Technological problems and technological soluti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WOW... You really think we can patch all those brains ??

  110. What are we going to have to do...? by sepluv · · Score: 1
    Uhhh...make Windows Update work with Firefox...

    ...ooh..and only use it for security updates as opposed to massive piles of other crud including exploits (for MS's crackers to take control of your PC)...

    ...ooh and less security exploits please...MSW users have to download massive files full of fixes daily.

    --
    Joe Llywelyn Griffith Blakesley
    [This post is in the public domain (copyright-free) unless otherwise stated]
  111. Article says 5%, not 25% of all email traffic by FLoWCTRL · · Score: 1
    "The Sober.P worm is still spreading fast and made up almost 5 percent of all e-mail traffic on Friday morning, according to a U.K. antivirus company."

    Another fine /. editorial accomplishment...

  112. Re-Label them by tacocat · · Score: 1

    As E-Terrorists and then all those useless windows users who never update anything become participants to the crimes.

    I guess all this depends on a legal precendent that failure to take action consititues participation in the crime. But the only place I know of this to exist is in Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics.

  113. The problem isn't just updates... by idris33 · · Score: 1

    Another problem is that there are too many bundled apps in Windows with access to the OS subsystem. IE (if I'm not mistaken) is also the default file viewer with means that at some level the web browser is tied in to the shell. Outlook and Outlook Express can also be used to launch IE and other apps. For Microsoft to really stay ahead of the security curve, their first step should be to make these apps standalone apps and not tie them into the OS environment the way that they do. Take their new Windows Antispyware. Instead of removing the design flaws that make it so easy to install spyware, they capitalize on their own design flaw to make a product that they will probably make more money on. That doesn't leave much of an incentive to really fix the problems if they can just get richer off of them. Give them another few years and they will be marketing Microsoft Antivirus to capitalize on that front also. Another problem is that there is just too much expectation we place on users to download all of these updates and patches. If Joe User wants to make sure that his computer is protected then he should set his antivirus and Windows Update to automatically download and install updates. but if he is on a dial-up connection, then users often just disable autoupdates so get faster performance. Not to mention the updates for antispyware apps, other software updates, etc. Separate all of the web-enabled apps from the OS and make them standalone apps so there won't be as many security problems to contend with.

  114. Linuxize if WindowsUpdate won't support Win9x by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are plenty of Win95, Win98 boxes out there, which Microsoft refuses to support.

    It costs money to buy Yet Another Windows License (YAWL) especially since entirely new hardware is usually required to maintain bloatware compatibility.

    But such is the price of paying good money for inferior products. Win9x is (present tense) inherently insecure. Unpatched RedHat 5.1, 6.1 boxes from the same era are not nearly as vulnerable, but there are fewer of these and they are readily patchable anyway - and usually without wasting any old hardware.

    I can totally sypmathize with all the moms and pops who don't want to throw out their perfectly good P700 hardware and shell out more money just because their machine's Win9X OS has become increasingly smelly. Since Microsoft refuses to support these customers who bought the products in good faith and usually without a choice, there are now two solutions to this problem:

    Either:

    Totally disinfect the HD's, remove IE and install a hardware router as a firewall

    Or...

    Install Linux (BSD, etc.) on the HD.

  115. Re:"Ordinary users" by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I work at a University IT helpdesk, and after far too many malware problems from far too many dumb lusers (and many of them repeat visits), I've adopted a new policy. If a student or member of faculty comes in with malware problems for the first time, I fix it for them and I give them a Gentoo Linux install CD to go away with. If they come back with viruses/spyware a second time, I tell the luser to stop bothering me, and that I gave them the solution to install last time."

    Let me guess - all those stereotypes about antisocial computer geeks seem to have originated in your general vicinity, am I right?

    --
    #DeleteChrome
  116. Why not just fix it with a good worm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this has mentioned before, but if you could leverage the vulnerability to spread a worm which destroys the bad worm why not do that? If people don't care or know they are being infected, will they care that someone is cleaning their machine for them? I doubt it.

  117. Windows Update by Parinioa · · Score: 1

    "What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?"
    Well not having to worry about Microsoft breaking their systems with each patch would be a good start.

  118. To make them patch their machines...... by stfvon007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Write a virus that will infect unpatched machines, then patch their machines for them. (and set their homepage to www.windowsupdate.com while its at it. They wont know how to change it back so they will have to visit it more often)

    --
    All misspellings and grammatical errors in the above post are intentional and part of my artistic expression.
    1. Re:To make them patch their machines...... by jaseuk · · Score: 2, Informative

      We've already had one of those, it caused alot more problems than it solved.

      For more info google for Nachi.

      Jason.

    2. Re:To make them patch their machines...... by DeityAvatar · · Score: 1

      Also reminds me of Welchia, which specifically targeted the Blaster worm.
      'course, Welchia exploited the same RPC vulnerability as Blaster and also caused user's machines to crash the same way as Blaster did anyway. Kind of defeated the purpose for the average home user having their megahurtz stoeled.

  119. Re:How about... by sloanster · · Score: 1

    In 12 years of running linux I've never seen any distributor supplied update that required a kernel compile, so the parent is a troll...

  120. "ordinary users" by FridayBob · · Score: 1

    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?"

    Not much. In my experience, ordinary folks just ain't interested in this issue -- they couldn't be bothered. I always mention it, but invariably get nothing more than a blank look in return. At best they'll show me the way to their PC so that I can do it for them. The problem with Windows is, those updates need to be done regularly.

    Will M$ come to the rescue? Maybe, but only if they decide to prioritize security before profit for a while, and I don't see that happening as long as they have no other incentives, such as real competition in the marketplace. And even if some new OS of theirs were to be secure enough to make a difference, that still wouldn't mean that all those "ordinary users" out there would actually go out and buy the upgrade (they wouldn't, because chances are that much of their old software would suddenly stop working).

    The other solution would be for us to enter into a period in which most ordinary users would start to get the feeling that FOSS solutions are the way to go. That will be difficult, however, as we will always be up against the marketing might of M$. Ordinary users always end up in stores asking for complete solutions, which is exactly where M$'s marketing muscle reins supreme. Not much we can do about that. Apple might help, but at the moment ordinary users see them as being either too weird or too expensive or both. Personally, I don't think Apple will every be able to make a real dent in M$'s lead unless they decide to port their OS to the PC. But, for Apple, that would be opening a whole new can of worms, and maybe they know better.

    Another way for light to appear at the end of the tunnel, would be a combination of the above. On the one hand, this would involve M$, always greedy for higher profits, making itself ever more unpopular by introducing things like Palladium, which they hope will make it virtually impossible for anyone to run anything but software that is properly licensed and paid for. On the other hand, while M$'s software would remain as insecure and unstable as ever, the FOSS alternatives would just keep looking better and better. Eventually, this "carrot and stick" situation would cause increasingly large numbers of long-time Windows users to defect to the other side. It almost sounds inevitble, but at best this will take time (for starters, it looks like Palladium won't be out until after LongTime is launched in late 2006).

    Therefore, my feeling is that, since nothing is going to change any time soon anyway, we're just going to have to accommodate the situation (OK, the spammers in this case) for now by adding more and more bandwidth and other resources in order to stay afloat.

    In the mean time, our best option is to keep improving and pushing FOSS alternatives. My one "ordinary user" success story was with a family that I had sold a PC with Windows XP to in early 2003. I set up a virus/adware scanners for them at the time, but within a short time their box was riddled with malware anyway. Finally, in October last year the system had become so useless that they came to me again for a solution. Sure, I could re-install for them, but then the chances would be that the problem would quickly repeat itself. My solution was to switch them to Debian sarge and use Win4Lin for those last few Windows programs they couldn't do without. It worked and they've been happy ever since, so I'd like to think that, in general, there is hope for "ordinary users".

  121. Re:"Ordinary users" by sloanster · · Score: 1

    I'd hire him. Hell yeah, I like people who can think.

  122. White hats... by Corpus_Callosum · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Someone should write a white-hat worm that brings the machines up-to-date with security patches, turns on auto-update, sanitizes the computer and reboots...

    Before everyone starts screaming that you can't release a white-hat worm, please consider the situation we are in today; Hundreds of thousands, if not millions of zombie machines are sitting out there doing the bidding of criminals to extort money from sites that fear DoS, fill our inboxes with Spam, spread virus and trojans that install keyloggers, attempt to get access to your financial and other accounts, etc.. etc..

    On the one hand, we have total anarchtic hacker mayhem (today) and on the other, a sanitized Internet at the cost of using the techniques employed by the shadowy side of society.

    I really doubt that many people would have issue with this. Hell, it should be done in the name of national security. Really... And anyway, if your machine is susceptible to a white hat worm, it is equallyt susceptible to the bad stuff, which means it is pretty much guaranteed that you already have a bunch of nasty stuff installed on it. A white hat worm will provide some relief.

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    1. Re:White hats... by rfunches · · Score: 1

      Wasn't a variant of one of the more publicised viruses a few years back designed to remove the older form of that virus? If that's correct, then all we need are more helpful hackers in the world.

    2. Re:White hats... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aye, someone released a version of the Blaster worm that downloaded a patch to fix Blaster...

      Microsoft's downloads server went down pretty fast.

    3. Re:White hats... by csirac · · Score: 4, Informative

      Like Welchia?

    4. Re:White hats... by repvik · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Take this scenario:


      Gangsters are starting to roam the streets, killing people at a rate of 8-9 people a day. Do you then propose "normal" citizens should get a gun and shoot them motherfsckers down? What if a stray shot kills an innocent? (And no, the analogy isn't inept. You *WILL* hurt innocent systems by doing this)

      Are you willing to be liable for taking down a major international corporations headquarters? Killing off millions of Windows PC's that are in a different locale than the worm, because you hit a locale-specific bug in Chinese Windows? Or maybe your worm manages to knock out Cisco routers (Code Red crashed my i677DIR). Now that'd be real fun, wouldn't it?
      What about the amount of bandwidth this worm creates. If this worm of yours is 220kb, and I'm getting hit by it repeatedly while surfing over GPRS, will you pay the cost? (Currently, that'd cost me almost 1 USD)
      Or, your worm has a bug that overwrites a random file in the filesystem. Who will pay for the damages? "You destroyed my thesis! I've been working two months writing it!"


      No matter the reasoning behind it. There are millions of different windows configurations, hundreds of different windows versions (if not thousands). How the hell are you going to QA this worm?

    5. Re:White hats... by Corpus_Callosum · · Score: 1
      Gangsters are starting to roam the streets, killing people at a rate of 8-9 people a day. Do you then propose "normal" citizens should get a gun and shoot them motherfsckers down?
      Yes, absolutely. If the establishment is not sucessful in getting them off the street, the citizens should.
      What if a stray shot kills an innocent? (And no, the analogy isn't inept. You *WILL* hurt innocent systems by doing this)
      The gangsters are shooting 8-9 people a day and citizens can successfuly eliminate the problem at some risk to innocents. You are asking if they should? Are you serious? Yes. If the police are not solving the problem, the residents should definitely arm themselves and take care of the problem. Even the innocents would probably rather get hit by a bullet that is meant for a gangster than one that was from a gangster.
      Are you willing to be liable for taking down a major international corporations headquarters? Killing off millions of Windows PC's that are in a different locale than the worm, because you hit a locale-specific bug in Chinese Windows? Or maybe your worm manages to knock out Cisco routers (Code Red crashed my i677DIR). Now that'd be real fun, wouldn't it? What about the amount of bandwidth this worm creates. If this worm of yours is 220kb, and I'm getting hit by it repeatedly while surfing over GPRS, will you pay the cost? (Currently, that'd cost me almost 1 USD) Or, your worm has a bug that overwrites a random file in the filesystem. Who will pay for the damages? "You destroyed my thesis! I've been working two months writing it!"
      The amount of damage being done to society by black-hat worms is outrageous. Like your example, sometimes it is necessary to take a few risks especially when confronting great evil. Even those that are negatively affected are generally understanding when they are effected in the name of bringing down a great evil.
      No matter the reasoning behind it. There are millions of different windows configurations, hundreds of different windows versions (if not thousands). How the hell are you going to QA this worm?
      I mentioned before that this should be done in the name of national security. I mean that. Consider the types of problems that zombie machines are causing. They interrupt trade, they are used to extort corporations, they are used to overwhelm our mailboxes, spread viruses, etc.. They most definitely can and are being used for terrorism and espionage.

      Much like our body's immune system uses techniques that are somtimes extreme to rid our bodies of poisons (such as a fever to burn out infections, killing normal cells in the process), our establishment should have virus response, worm response and immunization services that occassionally use extreme techniques. This should probably be government run and overseen. It would be better to not leave this to the public (vigilante) or private enterprise. But if it goes to long without a public response, it probably will ignite vigilante efforts.

      If your opinion is to leave things as they are, let these thugs control the zombie computers, don't take immediate steps to secure our Internet from terrorism, espionage and organized crime, then it makes me wonder what your intentions are... Or maybe you don't understand the true scope of the problem?
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    6. Re:White hats... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attach a purple monkey to it. That way, only people who click on purple monkeys all the time anyway will get patched.

      Or alternatively, release a form of the virus that doesn't affect the computer directly, but does allow an infected user to see a list of and selectively damage other infected users' systems. The net becomes bitchslap armageddon for a short while, even though the virus itself does no damage until instructed BY THE END USER.

      In fact, make it fun. Have the infected machine pop up a fullscreen message saying "$user on $machinename is attacking you, trying to (whatever they're trying)! [Block attack] [Launch counterattack] [Patch the security hole in your system]"

    7. Re:White hats... by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      "Gangsters are starting to roam the streets, killing people at a rate of 8-9 people a day. Do you then propose "normal" citizens should get a gun and shoot them motherfsckers down?" Yes. Basically.

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    8. Re:White hats... by acd294 · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a good idea, until you realize that the damage caused by worms is the HUGE amount of network traffic and email that they generate.

      Zombies (boxes owned by worms) can and do do other nasty evil things, but 99% of the headache is the bandwidth these beasties eat up. If your "white hat" worm is still attacking boxes and scanning to world for things to attack, it is still causing many or the same problems those "black hat" worms are causing.

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    9. Re:White hats... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Are you willing to be liable for taking down a major international corporations headquarters? Killing off millions of Windows PC's that are in a different locale than the worm, because you hit a locale-specific bug in Chinese Windows?

      Windows Automatic Updates already has this territory staked out. It's not smart to try to compete with Microsoft.

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  123. Re:Technological problems and technological soluti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Throttle them? I don't know, strangling sounds a little extreme. Maybe they can just shut off service?

  124. I got infected........ by stfvon007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Installed XP. Connected to network to install updates (On 100Mbit internet connection) It got a virus within 60 seconds of connecting, while it was still downloading the updates. :P (This happened around the time SP1 was released)

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    1. Re:I got infected........ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nice sig

    2. Re:I got infected........ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U should use lite instead of Updates! ... Ouch, I forgot. Might be illegal in Ur country!

  125. Mandatory Access Controls (MAC) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until MAC and appropriate MAC policies exist on systems this will go on "ad infinitum, ad nauseum". See "The Inevitability of Failure: The Flawed Assumption of Security in Modern Computing Environments" http://www.nsa.gov/selinux/papers/inevit-abs.cfm

    Though I'm not a huge fan of the SELinux security model it does seem to be gaining traction. Red Hat Enterprise 4 now includes it and there are an increasing number of "targeted" policies becoming available.

    If executables were required to come with packaged policies and those polices were vetted by an organization that had a clue, many of our current issues would be greatly mitigated.

  126. Re:How about... by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1
    Are you referring to up2date, yum update, synpatic, etc.?

    If you are, then Windows has that too -- it's called Windows Update.

    If you aren't, would you mind telling me what you actually are referring to? Last I looked (five seconds ago, in other words), up2date is just as voluntary and manual as Windows Update.

    In fact, WinXP SP2 is even more automatic than that, since it actually allows one to set a setting to allow the system to update itself completely automatically. That may well be the best thing about Windows XP (and no, I don't like Microsoft).

  127. This isn't fixable by windows update. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

    One of my machines somehow got hit by this thing. My machine is completely up to date, as windows update is showing 0 critical items.

    I don't even know how I got the thing on my computer since I use Thunderbird and I'm not one to download random stupid shit.

    So... there's another hole in something else as well, because as keen as I am to viruses, it's damn near impossible for me to get hit by one.

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    1. Re:This isn't fixable by windows update. by eobiont · · Score: 1

      I have found that machines that were infected by a worm as some point often have residual rootkits installed on them. It may look like you have cleaned off your computer, but maybe haven't fully. Often times these other compromises come along and take advantage of the residual compromise that is still on your machine.

  128. Re: 5%, 25%, or MORE.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't speak for the article, but at the ISP I work for Sober.P has hit our mail servers like crazy this week. It has accounted for 50-75% of all incoming mail viruses! (as per our Barracuda Spam Firewall reports)

  129. Re:The solution? Fines by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Damn, I was about to moderate, but I couldn't resist this...

    Sure, Ford should be liable if your new F150 kills your neighbor by launching missiles at him when you turn it on. But they should not be liable if you new F150 kills your neighbor because you ran over them.

    Most computers are reasonably safe, at least as much as the average car. But most computer users nowadays are the equivalent of drunk drivers. You don't blame Ford when their car didn't automatically stop someone from driving over someone else. You blame the drunk driver.

    So, you don't blame Microsoft too much when an unpatched Windows box kills ten other unpatched Windows boxen. You fine the user who didn't patch the fucking box.

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  130. Re:Encourage Updates? Kill dialup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This works: Here in Estonia, we have to pay for every minute of phone usage/dial-up usage.. so broadband is way cheaper if you use Internet more than a few hours/month

    So basically, we have NO dial-up users here (I'm not 100% sure, but I don't know any provider, who offers dial-up here... (and that for about 3 years now))

  131. Security through ignorance? by Some+Random+Username · · Score: 1

    Removing the compiler from a linux machine seems to be a common strategy for newbie admins to "secure" their machines. It doesn't accomplish anything. If I could compile something on your machine, I can just as easily compile something on my machine and upload it to your machine. Worms don't need to patch source code to create new holes, they can just replace binaries, libraries, etc.

  132. Would it work .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on them children pretending to be men?
    I'd like to kick them a few times in the groin.

  133. Windows Update to squash worms and bugs by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 1

    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?"
    Maybe a simple recipe could help:
    1. fix more bugs than the ones introduced by the patch itself
    2. avoid making systems unusable after and update
    3. avoid multimegabyte patch (are the really patches? Not everyone has broadband and time)

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    For sure they won't ever become so stupid. [VR-1988]
  134. Here's a tip. by Some+Random+Username · · Score: 1

    Either run your mailserver on openbsd so you can use spamd right on the mailserver, or find an old pentium laying around, install openbsd on that and stick it in front of your mail server.

    Openbsd's spamd tarpits blacklisted machines, which is nice and all. But the real benefit is its greylisting before anything even hits your MTA. All by itself, spamd almost eliminated all my spam and viruses, just because of greylisting, without adding any noticable load to the server at all. Then clamav and whatever spam filter you like can deal with whatever actually gets to the MTA, which will cut the load down tremendously.

    1. Re:Here's a tip. by Nimrangul · · Score: 1

      Well, you could also use FreeBSD, it's got spamd in their ports.

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  135. Re:How about... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

    Ive been switching my linux machines to ubuntu recently , as of the proper release of hoary they use update-manager and update-notifier.
    I find this way quite acceptable.

    Synaptic is just an apt-get front end , update-manager is more like the windows auto updater .

    I see what your saying , .If you really wanted it, it would be quite easy to write a small script to auto check and auto install update packages within a debian apt-get based distro which could be set by cron to do it automatically .

    I have one currently for my written for my works server (would love to release it as GPL but contractualy I couldn't)Which handels automatic updates to patch vunerabilites

    All it takes is someone to write one then persuade the distros its a good idea .
    Personly i dislike forcing something like this on end-users . It may be a good thing for distros such as line-spire aimed at the novices and those who dont wish to know more

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  136. Open source malware. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The open source community should do this.

    Step 1: Develop the ultimate virus/worm platform -- include a bytecode engine, polymorphism, have it jack into something Freenet-like so users could manually update the network.

    Step 2: Get lots of press for your examples of honeynets completely nuked, and how long it took. Show estimates of how long it would take to destroy every computer on Earth with Internet access (including flashing the motherboard, etc.) and predict a Y2K-like apocalypse if terrorists ever get their hands on this and there's tons of unpatched Windows machines.

    Step 3: Watch the news media declare vulnerable platforms like Windows and OSX to be "unpatriotic". Watch thousands of developers and hardware vendors and, yes, even end-users rush to put everything on something actually secure, like Linux or BSD.

    Remember: Linux IS more secure now, because would-be terrorists (all the teenage hackers of the world) have an incentive to fix Linux instead of try to break it.

    Step 4: If Step 3 fails, watch someone, somewhere, sometime, actually finish the job. In a matter of hours, every insecure box in the world goes down, hard, never to rise again. Hard drives wiped, firmware flashed... It'd be a massacre. Then, when the world finally wakes up, watch Step 3 again.

    Remember, if I implemented this plan, I'd never actually pull the trigger. I wouldn't be doing anything illegal. That is, unless Congress decided to pass some DMCA-like laws to prevent the development of anything which could be used to 0wn people...

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    1. Re:Open source malware. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an absolute fucking troll, with the same ideals as probably all the script h4x0r kiddies and virus writer etc. Then to say you'd never pull the trigger is simply weak.

  137. worm? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    I thought a worm, by definition, didn't need the user to click on something? Doesn't that make this a virus? It's doing exactly what Melissa did, after all...

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  138. Patching doesn't do it all by young-earth · · Score: 1

    My one Windoze device left got this thing on 4/27. Norton's AV updated to catch it on 5/2. My laptop was fully MS up to date. So there is some other path to infection...

    Timing is everything. This beastie was in the wild a long time before it was caught.

  139. sensational misinformation by 0olong · · Score: 1

    Hours have gone by now but the blurb remains unedited.

    I seriously begin to think Slashdot stories are intentionally wrong to generate more visits. Isn't it funny how the errors being made always happen to make the story more sensational and never less sensational?

  140. Re:The solution? Fines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While at it, I also would recommend fining drivers who get into accidents due to faulty cars. Then, I'd also recommend finding disease-spreading patients who fail to get better after taking tampered medicine and hosts who serve guests bad food after buying tainted meat at the supermarket. Etc. etc..

    Taking an elitist's PoV of the problem will not solve it. Yes, people should be educated about the risks and how to minimize them and so forth, but a lot of blame could go to the company producing unsafe products. The question is, why are software companies allowed full protection by attaching an EULA, even when they know the product is not acceptable for general consumption? I can see that no software is 100% bug-free and 100% secure, but the treshold of acceptable quality is obviously very low here as evidenced by Windows.

  141. Re:How about... by swillden · · Score: 1

    I see what your saying , .If you really wanted it, it would be quite easy to write a small script to auto check and auto install update packages within a debian apt-get based distro which could be set by cron to do it automatically.

    It's even easier to run:

    apt-get install cron-apt

    By default it only updates package lists and downloads upgrade packages automatically, but doesn't actually install them. It's very simple to add another cron-apt/action.d file that will make the installation run automatically as well. I had one of my machines set up like that for a while. It was a Debian stable box, and it worked like a charm; always up-to-date, never any problems.

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  142. Does WindowsUpdate still break programs? by HiThere · · Score: 1

    I decided to quit running WindowsUpdate after it broke some important programs. Of course, I also switched OS at the same time, but many don't feel they have that option.

    Now to be honest, I had already been planning to switch OS after reading the last OS (MSWind2000), and reading *about* the next one. This was merely the final straw, the point at which I said "This *(*!* isn't worth fixing! Scrap it and start over!". And I'd already prepared backups so I could act quickly in case I were to decide. This was what made the decision.

    I hope they've improved WindowsUpdate, because if they haven't then I certainly understand people's reluctance to run it. (OTOH, I also had Red Carpet trash my system a couple of times, and I even trashed it with apt-get. But those didn't destroy the directory structure, and I didn't need to lose all my data to recover. [PLEASE! Make sure your /home directory is in a separate partition from /usr. Someday this may save your skin. Don't just take the brain-dead everything-in-one-partition choice at install time.])

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  143. Re:The solution? Fines by tannhaus · · Score: 1

    The government.

    This is not a problem that only affects the ISP. This is a problem that affects commerce...therefore it is a government problem.

  144. Re:How about... by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1
    Well, I don't like forcing anything on end-users either, but the fact is that if updates are not carried out automatically, then Joe Sixpack's systems will not be up-to-date.

    I think it should be a selectable option when installing the system. That way, knowledgable users can turn it off if they so wish and update their systems manually, while the Joe Sixpacks, easily identifiable by leaving all options on the default, will get it automatically.

  145. Re:The solution? Fines by tannhaus · · Score: 1

    Remember, I said IF A PATCH EXISTS. If someone drives a car even after they've received a recall for that car and thereby injure someone or cause an accident, are they guilty of negligence? Absolutely. If the manufacturer of that car acknowledges a problem and lets the consumer know, then that automatically shifts responsibility onto the consumer.

    It's the same with patches. If microsoft acknowledges a problem and issues a patch, it then becomes YOUR responsibility.

  146. Re:How about... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

    I must say cheers for that one , i don't know how that could of slipped me by .
    I will give it a test on one of my machines and see what i can do with it .
    Again thanks

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  147. BOYCOTT FOR THE DAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about it, another Slashdot blurb with bad information!

    How about from now on we ignore Slashdot for a day or so for each similar offense?

    The drop in ad revenue should scare some editors into doing their jobs.

  148. Yup by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    That's why my regime, if I ever make it into power, will require a license to access the Internet. The user will have to pass a test proving that they know how to keep their system secure for their chosen operating system. If they fail they don't get the license. If their system is taken over or an attack is detected from their system, their license would be revoked and they'd have to pay the licensing fee and take the test again to get it reinstated. I'd also mandate various steps that ISPs could take which would make forging traffic difficult or impossible.

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  149. Missing word: EULA by HiThere · · Score: 1

    ...after reading the last OS EULA (MSWind2000), and...

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  150. Re:How about... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

    Its a good idea perhaps ,It should be limited to Security patches(incompatabilites could arise if its not carefull).
    What would also be a good idea , is to drum into the users head the fact that updates are a nessecity. Too much distrust has been garnerd by MS so people are rather warey of it , It needs to be done carefully to avoid such outcomes.

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  151. Re:"Ordinary users" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd hire this guy in a flash. I changed my lab to linux 5 years ago, and it has been heaven. I am surrounded by Windows labs that routinely go down. I just smile and shake my head as I listen to their woes, then I get a cup of coffee, and go back to my linux lab, where myself and other users go blissfully back to our linux computers, blissfully unaware of the windows losers who are pulling out what hair they have left...:-)

    Anyone who wastes your time with a windows problem, when you have provided them with a linux solution, deserves to be told: "Here's Microsoft's support telephone lines, URLs, etc. I don't do windows."

  152. Ordinary Users by alex2 · · Score: 1

    We'll convince many "ordinary users" to visit Windows Update when their registration keys are legitimate.

  153. Thats harsh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rather than heap the blame on the user, perhaps it would be to everyone's benefit that someone takes time out and explain exactly what malware is, how it gets on their machine and then point out some good habits that will help them avoid getting it in the future.

    Just having someone come up to helpdesk means they more or less realize that malware is bad. Fixing their machines isn't a bad thing by any means, but without giving explanations you're essentially telilng them that you will fix their machines for them whenever something bad happenes.

    And no, Linux is _not_ the solution to malware. Essentially what you're doing is pushing your own choice of os onto other users, instead of helping them develop good practices on their own platform of choice.

  154. Re:"Ordinary users" by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

    Good idea. You've upgraded them from a dremel tool to a chainsaw. Now when they get "owned" (I refuse to keep up on the weekly l337 spelling changes), they can start to do real damage, rather than just sending more spam.

    The only way this is a safer solution is that because they'll be continually recompiling their entire OS (granting agencies just love the excuse, "I missed the deadline because I'm recompiling my word processor"), they'll never have any time to actually do something destructive with their computer.

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  155. Negative Reinforcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a crazy idea: write a virus that exploits un-updated machines, making it difficult to use and annoying. Instead of bothering the rest of us, the virus bothers them. They'd be compelled to update, as it would be the only fix.

    Its unpractical and plenty illegal, but I'd support it.

  156. One word^Hm (was Re:White hats...) by dodobh · · Score: 1

    Welchia

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  157. But it IS a toaster! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A computer is a toaster, but the Internet is like a huge ocean.

  158. Ordinary users aren't the problem. by team99parody · · Score: 1
    Windows pops up so many helpfully annoying popups to install their updates, even my Mom and Dad can keep their machine up-to-date with WindowsUpdate.

    It's corportate policies that I think cause a lot of grief. In my previous workplace, in the name of having a "standard" windows platform, they wanted to control which patch-level all our software was at; and didn't want people to update until they had a chance to test it. Yes, indeed, this meant we stayed vulnderable to all viruses for longer than necessary; but their argument was that the corporate firewall was the place to address that.

    The average employee typically would care a bit at first; and complain about the policy; but soon learned to just say fuck it; if the company wants their windows boxes to be open to viruses, why fight it.

    This is in huge contrast to home machines, where people actually give a damn

    OB Team99 blog comment: Now with Longhorn, all these problems will go away, because it's a secure OS.

    1. Re:Ordinary users aren't the problem. by henni16 · · Score: 1

      OTOH I know a lot of home users who
      a) might not know that there are things to fix
      b) don't have broadband and pay per minute for their 56 kbps connection so they aren't going to download hundreds of Megabyte to update their old pre-SP1-XP..

    2. Re:Ordinary users aren't the problem. by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      My employer tried this as well, except that they had absolutely no method to block the Windows autoupdate (which they used their IT superpowers to fixate at "Automatically Download Updates").

      So I'm supposed to endure this pop-up which keeps telling me that new updates are ready to install or, worse, tell it not to install the updates and wait five minutes for it to download them all again?

      I read between the lines, let it autoupdate, and waited for someone to tell me I wasn't supposed to do that. No one ever did.

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    3. Re:Ordinary users aren't the problem. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Meh. If they don't have broadband, they are more a risk to themselves than to the rest of us. Someone with a dialup machine can only get in so much trouble.

      It's the people with the unfirewalled broadband connections who never patch and never run anti-viruses that bug me.

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  159. Facts don't have attitude... by Senor_Programmer · · Score: 1

    I don't disagree. So should the chainsaw be like a toaster, and the chain brake is a great step in this direction. However, failure to pay attention to simple limitations of use can turn ones femroal artery into a scaled down version of that geyser at Yellowstone park. Does this make the chainsaw bad? No. Does it make the chainsaw user bad? No, provided he's only ripping through his/her/undecided anatomy. The problem with the computer is that, regardless of OS and for many applications, it's a chain reaction accident waiting to happen for users who are inattentive to it's limitations.

    These are facts and facts don't have attitude.

    How then can one argue that a particular OS or application and by extension the PeeCee should be treated as a toaster BEFORE it's as innocuous?

    Here is some attitude...

    INSIPID TOASTER!

  160. security updates often break compatibility... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And not just on Windows.

    People seem to think all security problems are due to bad coding. Even the supposedly well informed on slashdot.

    But often, security issues are due to bad design instead. For example, it might be that a poorly-designed API exposes capabilities that it shouldn't. If this is the case, then when a security update comes out that fixes this poor design, it can break apps.

    An example of how this happened in UNIX was shadow passwords. This turned out to be a bad idea, and yet fixing it could break many apps.

    But yet, every time MS breaks an app, people moan all over the place on slashdot.

  161. Re:Technological problems and technological soluti by swillden · · Score: 0

    I'd like to see ISPs start throttling infected users

    What? These worms infect users? I think what you meant to say was:

    I'd like to see ISPs start throttling users whose machines are infected

    See how much clearer that is?

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  162. Re:Technological problems and technological soluti by 51mon · · Score: 1

    "It's interesting because it means that there are still enough unpatched machines out there for a worm to gain serious traction without uncovering new technical vulnerabilities."

    You'd have to be living on another planet for this to be news.

  163. Re:Technological problems and technological soluti by tbo · · Score: 1

    It's a non-technological problem, so there may not be a technological solution. (Me, I'd like to see ISPs start throttling infected users, but that's a whole separate can of worms.)

    You're absolutely right. Having a computer on the internet has become akin to driving, in that your actions (or inaction) can pose a threat to others, not just yourself.

    Having a compromised machine is kind of like having a blown taillight. We should treat it similarly--say, a $150 fine for being 0wn3d (maybe $75 for first offenders), and a requirement that you get the problem fixed within a certain amount of time. I know what you're thinking--this isn't fair to people who get hacked because their OS vendor hasn't yet patched the relevant security hole. Tough. It isn't fair that a rock could break my taillight, and a cop could pull me over 30 seconds later and ticket me, but that's the way it is. To do it any other way (e.g. impose the burden of proving the driver had been negligent on the cop) just wouldn't work.

    Plus, once people start getting all these tickets, maybe they'll look into a more secure OS.

    Economically, this is a good solution, since it internalizes the externality associated with having a compromised system.

  164. How to make it work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We put up this fancy flash with lots of dancing furry animals and tune that goes like:

    PATCH IT, PATCH IT, PATCH IT, PATCH IT, PATCH IT, PATCH IT, PATCH IT, PATCH IT, PATCH IT, PATCH IT...

    Then we have windows logo on screen:

    WINDOWS WINDOWS

    Then after repeating this a couple times, we get big nasty worm crawling in:

    SNAKE OH IT'S A SNAKE

    Oh, wait..

  165. Re:"Ordinary users" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the system is properly configured, that software isn't being run as root.

    Thus, only the files that the user has write access to will be infected.

  166. Stop running as admin! by Malc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When will people learn to stop running as admin? Limited users cannot disable the firewall. Just running as a limited user restricts these things. If you have apps that require admin righrs, right-click on it and choose "runas". Google for Aaron Margosis and use some of his advice.

  167. Re:How about... by dioscaido · · Score: 1

    So you are still running kernel version 0.99.2?? That's impressive!

    How do you upgrade your kernel if not by recompiling to create the new kernel image?

  168. Burn, burn, burn!!! by vhogemann · · Score: 1

    The solution is simple, and clear as water... Use a better, more secure operational system!

    We already have MacOSX, and lots of user-friendly Linux distribuitions. I'm yet to see an automated way to compromise one of those systems.

    Let those Windows installations BURN IN WORM HELL. I couldn' care less... The operational cost of to mantain all of your Windows workstations sane is just too high when compared to *nix based desktops, those Worms are here to confirm that.

    Why keep trying to win a lost battle? Better fight to switch your desktops to a OS that is better to manage, and it's free.

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  169. Re:"Ordinary users" by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I work at a University IT helpdesk, and after far too many malware problems from far too many dumb lusers (and many of them repeat visits), I've adopted a new policy.
    If a student or member of faculty comes in with malware problems for the first time, I fix it for them and I give them a Gentoo Linux install CD to go away with. If they come back with viruses/spyware a second time, I tell the luser to stop bothering me, and that I gave them the solution to install last time. Linux is an OS immune to these kinds of problems.


    Let's hope you get fired sometime soon.

    Seriously, that's no "help" to them. You're not fulfilling the role of a "help desk". Maybe you'd like to take the support calls that Windows-only software isn't working anymore (nor under WINE)? Windows isn't a completely worthless OS.

    And I suspect the reason you're giving them Gentoo is a) you're too stupid to know how to secure a Windows machine. Believe me, it's very possible. and b) you're too stupid to pick a reasonable distribution. Gentoo install is not quite what a "luser" needs if they want Linux. Try Knoppix next time, if you really want to continue your anti-Windows crusade.

    And do you think you're really converting anybody? You're just turning people away from the helpdesk and sending them to friends who actually know the answer.

  170. Re:"Ordinary users" by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

    Think? You do know that it's possible to secure a Windows machine and keep it malware-free, right? And that there exist exploits on Linux system?

    Or is that not the kind of "thinking" that you like?

    And did you "think" about the fact that many Windows users have Windows-only software?

    Blindly following a Windows monoculture and closed mindset is not thinking. Blindly following a Linux monoculture and closed mindset is not thinking either.

    Remind me not to buy anything from your business. If indeed you have a viable business of people who "think" like that.

  171. Its not about running windowsupdate damn it! by Hackeron · · Score: 1

    26% of the 66 Windows XP Home exploits are still unpatched, many of which are highly critical. Every single windows XP user can be easily hacked even if they go to windowsupdate.com every 5 minutes.

  172. LAME (Patch needed) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "While harvesting for e-mail addresses, if one of the following substrings is present:"

    bellcore is listed as one of the address. Damn, dude, its Telcordia now and has been that way since like 98. You need a patch for this thing already.

    get cracking!!!

  173. Re:How about... by sloanster · · Score: 1

    Nope - I'm running 2.6.11. I didn't compile it. You see, there are entities called "vendors" who do all that stuff for you, so you never have to worry your pretty little head about it. Mind you, I could compile a kernel if I wanted to - but why? There's simply no need, as the modular kernel that my vendor supplies is perfectly suitable for every situation.

    I can anticipate your next question: "What if the kernel needs to be updated?" At the risk of repeating myself, there are these entities called "vendors". Our vendor of choice is Novell (nee SuSE). Others use a vendor known as "redhat", while still others may use "mandriva" or "The Debian Project". There are other vendors, but these comprise the lion's share of the market.

    In any case, these and other vendors supply a mechanism for updates, and provide complete updated packages through that mechanism. That includes kernels, if the kernel needs an update. So no, I don't compile the kernel, I just click on the button that says "online update" and let the system work for me.

  174. Re:"Ordinary users" by sloanster · · Score: 1

    In answer to your first question, no, I don't know that it _is_ possible to fully secure a windows peecee, short of pulling the plug - and if assume that your windows peecee is secure, you are quite possibly headed for a rude awakening.

    Your other objections are all rather easily answered, and have been discussed in depth elsewhere. I've no desire to convert you to the unix world if you're happy with windows - so take care, and have a nice life.

  175. Not Likely. by Erris · · Score: 1
    Maybe we should stop running all those stories about how evil WindowsUpdate is, and how Microsoft is spying on your computer?

    It's a lack of information that's bothering us both. Most users are unaware of anything useful Winblows Upbreaker will do for them. It's not the fifteen worms Upbreaker stops, it's the one or two that that get through that the user notices eventually. The same users know upbreaker also stops things from working, so their choice is have M$ break their computer now or wait for a spammer to break it later. A more educated user will dump Winblows all together so that neither will happen, but those kind of users are few and far between.

    If it's true that you can really secure a Winblows box, you might make a page or two about it. Fortune 500 companies can't manage it, so I doubt you can, but it would be interesting.

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  176. Or you could go fuck yourself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  177. Re:How about... by bmo · · Score: 1

    "Nope - I'm running 2.6.11. I didn't compile it. You see, there are entities called "vendors" who do all that stuff for you,"

    Indeed. I used to do kernel compiles back in the SuSE 6.x days. Not anymore. These days, if you step through menuconfig, it takes a LONG time to configure everything, because there is so much of it. And since there is so much, there's a lot that you can do to break your system and wind up reaching for the rescue CD.

    How do I know this? I learned the hard way. Let SuSE/Novell do it.

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  178. Re:The solution? Fines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you had written "you must remember that a Windows PC is not like a toaster, it's like a car" then you might have a pretty good point.

  179. Re:"Ordinary users" by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Yes, but if his job is to support windows pcs, he's not doing it. He should be fired, and he should look for a job in a Linux shop. I wouldn't hire a Mac person any sooner than I'd hire a Linux guru. I don't run mac or linux. A majority of my client base uses software that happens to be written only for windows, I don't have a choice in that aspect.

    Alhtough he may have the perfect technical solution to the problem, it is not always the most effective business solution. I have a brother-in-law with an attitude like this. He is relatively smart. He has been through one to two jobs a year for his entire post-college life. He still doesn't understand that being right is not good enough, even when you really are right.

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  180. Not a bad idea, but needs a better URL by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Perhaps www.ubuntu.org would work better?

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  181. Re:"Ordinary users" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when I want to use Photoshop? And any linux jackass who says Gimp is a professional solution needs to be strangled with their /dev/mouse cable.

    It's elitists like you which is why no one takes Linux seriously unless they live in their mother's basement.

  182. I don't think you get it by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    So much crap runs with effectively superuser privs on Windows that once a virus gets loose, no amount of code-signing wizardry is goign to help you. Microsoft dan't have an equivalent to SELinux either, so not even the paranoid can do much about that. Well... as long as they insist on using MS Virus Flypaper, anyway.

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  183. Mod both parents up. by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 1

    The grandparent for the install idea, and the parent for the security-patches-only idea. :P

  184. Dethroned HTML-Phishing-* by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

    Prior to Sober.P and Mytob.AW (new Mydoom variant) coming along, variants of HTML-Phishing were the malware kings attempting to cross a milter I admin. For the past couple of days, Mytob.AW has all but dropped off the map.

    The Sober traffic here was ~= 11% of incoming mail and HTML.Phishing variants only manage 2% of incoming.

  185. Shameless "use a gateway solution" plug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We live in an era when desktop antivirus is just not enough.
    This baby stopped 100% of sober.p traffic:
    Aladdin's eSafe

  186. Re:Technological problems and technological soluti by Shardis · · Score: 1

    Yaha, I've been saying this for a few years now - although I tend to be a bit more in favor of stuff like allowing "bounties" that are a little more relaxed.

    Say, you repeatedly warn a user that they're infected with a known and specified threat and are actively attacking other computers (spam, botnet, etc). If the user is found to have not fixed it in a reasonable time (prolly would have to be days or number of instances depending on type of malicious action), then you can report the person to whoever, the user must then pay a fine - and you get part of it kicked back to you for actively taking part in making the world a better place. The other revenue goes to maintaining the reporting and known threat system.

    Of course, this would have to be run by the state or fed to have teeth and to be enforceable...

    I like the "bounty" idea because it provides an incentive for both the tech savvy and the non-technical. I think the whole bother would far outweigh... hrm, can't think of any drawbacks offhand... never mind.

    Seems fair and reasonable all the way around to me - but then most people don't like taking responsibility for their actions, or lack of such... and will bitch to high hell about any such penalty to even intentional and malicious ignorance.

  187. note to the newbies by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    this is *not insightful*. this comes up everytime a new virus hits the media, and it's *still* a dumb idea. there is no such thing as a benificent virus. it's still going to generate mass traffic, it's still going to get you sued for installing stuff on users' machines without their permissions, and it's still going to cause problems because the sort of idiot who thinks this kind of thing is a cool idea typically isn't going to program to a particularly high standard, and say *test their code*.

  188. A lot of it has to do with the World Cup by Madas · · Score: 1

    This interesting article in SC Magazine. Them free tickets offers are great for social engineering attacks!!!

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  189. Maybe This Would be Helpful. by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Switch to Mozilla's Thunderbird, the benefits are well written.

  190. Re:The solution? Fines by EvilJoker · · Score: 1

    Actually, that's an interesting point- When Ford releases a new truck, it's safe enough. Same for MS updates (i.e. no current exploits). If Ford finds out later that their trucks can be rather unsafe, they issue a recall. Perhaps MS should, too.

    Would things get better if Dell sent out postcards to all their customers, saying "Your DELL has been recalled. To fix this problem yourself, visit windowsupdate.microsoft.com"

  191. Re:The solution? Fines by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Would things get better if Dell sent out postcards to all their customers, saying "Your DELL has been recalled. To fix this problem yourself, visit windowsupdate.microsoft.com"

    Yay! Postcard spam!

    Imagine trying to convince the Dell techs that you really don't need those 5 postcards a day, and that you run Linux! About as effective as emailing those spammers back and telling them that you have your own "Internet Eraser", called "rm -rf ~/.mozilla"

    I already get enough spam from Iowa State. I've already accepted their acceptance, damnit!

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  192. WOOT! by Beefslaya · · Score: 0
    My Linux powered Spam/Virus Filter = 5670

    Sober.P = 0

    Got *Nix?