or it is the perpetually restarting Micro$haft defrag utility that always ends when the drive is still fragmented and says it is finished. Sort of like a premature ejaculation.
Post your email address on Slashdot. Have all of the mailserver admins forward all received SPAM to the posted email address before deleting. When the SPAM starts to flow simply reply to every last one of them.
My mother-in-law calls a penis a dewey. Perhaps they are trying to sell penis enlargement pills that increases the size of your dewey by a decimal point?
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My florescent desk lamp has been looking at me funny.
I'll bet that your lamp isn't the only thing looking at you funny...
All we have to do is put a little white triangle in space that we can control on the ground using a conputer. We can then just spin it around and around and fire little white dots of light to blast the asteroids into smaller and smaller pieces...
Here's a clue: Movie studios have, for decades, used "creative accounting" to make it so that even hit movies never manage to break even, thus depriving the creative people of their "percentage of profits." A few have dared to sue, but most figure that it isn't worth the ill will. (The sentence "You'll never work in this town again" runs through their minds.)
Wow! you have to be pretty creative to have Gigli make a profit. I bet I could count the house on one hand for Gigli! and those people walked into the wrong theater!
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I am in an inebriated state - would I be subject to being taxed???
Dilbert is more life-like than people realize right down to the pointy-haired boss. That is why it is so funny.
Sorry dude, hate to break it to ya but... We all knew Tru love...
Goatse.cx - need I say more??
No, actually I think it means that we just stink more on the weekend cause we don't use deodorant...
or it is the perpetually restarting Micro$haft defrag utility that always ends when the drive is still fragmented and says it is finished. Sort of like a premature ejaculation.
Never ate a polish buzzard have you?
Only one ball??? Everyone knows that when you cut off the balls you extend the life...ask a Unic
and looking at the stars, Shrek says to Donkey, "Look, there's Bloodnut, the Flatulent....
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I'll bet that your lamp isn't the only thing looking at you funny...
Laptops are starting using combustible gas to provide more power and cars are now starting to use Lithium Ion batteries to provide...well, more power!
I don't give afuck!
I can imagine a spammer who looks a lot like Bart Simpson writing on the blackboard "I will not send spam to people about small penis cures"
It is always April 1st on Slashdot.
Just ask Chuck Nolan and he will tell you that the coconut is the hardest nut to crack on the planet. Heck you can even ask Wilson...
All we have to do is put a little white triangle in space that we can control on the ground using a conputer. We can then just spin it around and around and fire little white dots of light to blast the asteroids into smaller and smaller pieces...
Try taxing it with something a computer would do...
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Not neccesarily - the pages may look alright but to produce dynamic content and process user input you need to know a bit of programming.
much worse, it only has four PS2 Microchannel slots
You must be new here. It is always April 1st on Slashdot!
Wow! you have to be pretty creative to have Gigli make a profit. I bet I could count the house on one hand for Gigli! and those people walked into the wrong theater!
Fnie the bsadtras at Mifcorost!