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  1. Re:LSD and Weed on How To Get Out of Developer's Block? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I don't get it either, (at least you can take some solace from the fact that your 'ba-ZING!' got modded higher than my *** Whoosh! *** ;-])

    L8r...

  2. Re:Every state needs to step up. on Rhode Island Affiliates Banned From Amazon.com Sales · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is absolutely correct! In fact, you are supposed to report and pay use tax on everything you purchase - even used stuff from garage sales, (not that anyone does).

  3. Re:Hehe he ain't seen nothing yet... on 13-Year-Old Trades iPod For a Walkman For a Week · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't have an 8-track player - but I do leave several 8-track tapes strewn around my car interior.

    Best. Anti-Theft System. Ever. (YMMV)

  4. Re:LSD and Weed on How To Get Out of Developer's Block? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    *** Whoosh! ***

  5. Re:Let's first agree on one thing on John Hodgman Asks Obama, "Are You a Nerd?" · · Score: 1

    "What if you participate in obscure sports?"

    Then perhaps you should subscibe to, 'Obscure Sports Quarterly'...?

  6. Re:Am I the only one... on What to Do With a $99 Wall Wart Linux Server · · Score: 1

    Hey now, let's not forget that Dyslexics are teople poo.

  7. Re:My experience shows a short path on Ubuntu 9.04 For the Windows Power User · · Score: 1

    "Barq's tastes like crap..."

    I might agree with you - if I had any idea at all what crap tastes like.

    *** Rim-shot ***

    Thank you, thank you - I'll be here all week. Tip your waiters & waitresses. Oh, and please try the veal.

  8. Re:Another helpful hint on EA Recommends Hilarious Work-Around For RA3 CD-Key · · Score: 1

    OP did not say it would be the last character you enter. S/He said it would be the very last character you would need to try.

    A fine distinction to be sure but still a significant one to 'getting the joke'.

  9. Re:Awwww on EA Forum Ban Will Now Mean EA Game Ban · · Score: 1

    Maybe his kids are 19 and 23 and live in his basement?

    Or, maybe I should just say, 'whoosh'?

  10. Re:Embrace, something, something on Microsoft Embraces AMQP Open Middleware Standard · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, I think their plan might be more like...

    1) Embrace
    2) ?
    3) Profit!

    If that doesn't work, Plan 'B' will probably involve throwing some chairs around while cursing.

  11. Re:The sad thing on Ted "A Series of Tubes" Stevens Found Guilty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To win a political race against Stevens, all his opponent needs do is bring this conviction up. That's not saying that I disagree with you but the real world will probably take care of this without the need for more laws.

  12. Re:*BSD is Dying on Economic Crisis Will Eliminate Open Source · · Score: 1

    Oh come on mods - where's your sense of humor? It's rare to see an old troll post like this actually be pertinent to the subject. It should be rewarded, not modded into oblivion!

  13. Re:Paying for Media on CRIA Admits P2P Downloading Legal in Canada · · Score: 1

    "You cannot imagine the warm fuzzy feeling I get imagining crates and crates of the latest Britney Spears album sinking to the bottom of the harbour."

    Don't worry. Britney's 'performance' at the VMA's last week will help insure that you get your wish. She finally proved to everyone that her (lack of) talent is the best tool available to accomplish your dreams.

  14. Re:Printed, shredded then burnt! on Thousands of White House E-mails Deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they used the new Gmail Paper service? If so, can't we just get copies from Google, then? :-)

  15. Re:What About Amazon? on Borders Closes the Books on Amazon · · Score: 1

    "IE expensive, bad service."

    Huh? I was under the impression that Microsoft didn't charge for their browser.

    Can't argue with the 'bad service' part tho...

  16. Re:Mexico has had this on The Air Car Nears Completion · · Score: 1

    Anyone else having trouble with the 'Zero Pollution' website linked from that page?

    I get a Network Solutions page that says, "Coming Soon! - This site is under construction".

  17. Re:Danger... on The Air Car Nears Completion · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Say bye bye to all windows in the neighbourhood."

    Fine. Just as long as it leaves other OS'es alone.

  18. Re:Insert witty comment here on Building Tomorrow's Soldier Today · · Score: 1

    No way, dude. You want Sylvester Stallone. I saw him beat the crap out of Dolph once - on his home turf too. Heart of a lion, or eye of a tiger, or something...

    Even that pansy, Jean Claude Van Dumbe, did the splits a bunch of times and beat Dolph's ass.

    Harken to my words, young one. You will rue the day that you pick him for your happy fun ball team!

  19. Re:And on Linus Torvalds Officially a Hero · · Score: 1

    "Personally, I think it's a bad idea to focus too much on any one person, as no one can really claim to be the most important."

    This is a good point to be sure. However, it is called Linux - not Stallnux or Raadtux. Since most people don't know where the linux name came from, it's not really a bad idea for Time magazine to make the unwashed masses a little more aware of who got this whole thing started. Anyone that becomes interested will figure out who the other players are eventually.

  20. Re:Creating loopholes? on Congressman Calls for Arrest of Security Researcher · · Score: 1

    "They're too busy grasping at the pages."

    Too busy grasping at votes is more like it.

    At least that's what this sounds like to me as we head into November.

  21. Re:Oakland Coliseum now? on Stock Options Scandal Rocks McAfee · · Score: 1
    "Wonders when Microsoft will buy naming rights to the Hoover dam and call it "Microsoft Windows Vista Dam" or some such nonsense."

    Either way, it will still 'suck'.

    *** rimshot ***

  22. Re:The are no rights on DRM Protest in Hazmat Suits · · Score: 1
    I think that is because they know the root password. It used to be "child porn" but I think it was just changed to "terrorism"...

    Strange, I just tried both of those passwords at 'www.whitehouse.gov', and they didn't work at all. Got any other ideas...?

    Crash! Crunch! Smash!

    Hey! Who are you guys? What are you doing with those truncheons?

    Ow! Hey!...

    *** NO CARRIER **
  23. Re:Oh Gawds... on FDA Asked to Regulate Nanotechnology · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Lets just create the Department of Nanotechnology..."

    The only thing I like about that idea is the resulting acronym...

    (D)epartment (O)f (N)ano(T)echnology

  24. Re:I'll wait for Flat Flounder or Garish Grasshopp on Planning Dapper +1, The Edgy Eft · · Score: 1

    'Odiferous Odin'
    'Virginal Valhalla'
    'Frisky Fenris'
    'Happy Hel'

    I could go on but, thankfully, I won't...

    --

  25. Re:Perfect... on RIAA Recommends Students Drop out of College · · Score: 1

    Do you really not see the distinction? The difference seems obvious: I'm not using '**AA' in an effort to extort money through threatened litigation. You seem to still be stuck on that 'cops and blogs' type of analogy. Newsflash - it still doesn't fit this discussion which, as far as I'm concerned, is over. I've wasted enough time already and am clearly not getting through to you.

    HAND