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Ted "A Series of Tubes" Stevens Found Guilty

techmuse writes "According to a series of tubes sites, Senator Ted Stevens has been found guilty of lying about free home renovations that he received from an oil contractor. He faces up to 5 years in jail, and the outcome of his current reelection bid is now in doubt. 'The conviction came after a tumultuous week in the jury room. First there were complaints about an unruly juror, then another had to be replaced when she left Washington following the death of her father. Finally, jurors on Monday discovered a discrepancy in the indictment that had been overlooked by prosecutors. Jury deliberations in this historic trial have at times been as contentious as some of the proceedings The Justice Department indicted Stevens on July 29, and the Alaska Republican took a huge legal gamble and asked for a speedy trial in order to resolve the charges before Election Day. Judge Emmet Sullivan complied with Stevens' request, and in less than three months from the time of his indictment, Stevens was found guilty.'"

565 comments

  1. Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Prison, it's not like a big building, it's more like a series of cubes.

    1. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I didn't think it was possible to shoot halloween candy out one's nose, but you AC, have proven me wrong.

    2. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I vote this the funniest /. comment all year. Well done.

    3. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      it's more like a series of cubes.

      in the shape of a bar of soap?

    4. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by spintriae · · Score: 5, Funny

      Old Ted had better be watching his ass, lest his own tubes get clogged.

    5. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      posting as anonymous so the person who originally wrote this line on fark doesn't get pissed?

    6. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, that why cube farms feel somewhat like a prison?

    7. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That particular quote (or variation thereof) is all over the Intartubes (reddit, bloggers, all over). Who knows who said it first or maybe several people had the same thought. Maybe the Fark poster actually took it from somewhere else. Hard to know who to attribute it to. Funny lines spread like wildfire.

      Besides, unlike those other places, nobody claimed credit for it here. Laugh, it's funny.

    8. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

      It's a shame we can't mod comments over +5, really. I know it counteracts group-think a little, and encourages mods to look at other comments instead of adding one to a "+193 Insightful", but some comments deserve more than 5.

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    9. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by alxkit · · Score: 0

      is he going to the type of prison where you have to kick someone's ass or become their bitch?

    10. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by kromozone · · Score: 1

      5 years max., first offense = He's going to be "out custody" which means he'll be at a camp with no fence around it. Food isn't bad, people are relatively sane, as compared to the nutjobs and gang-members who get bumped up to USP level custody, and you can have all the books sent to you that you want. Of course it's loud and you have to work some crappy job, but he's old so they might give him something really easy to do like mopping the library.

    11. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by EriDay · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Bush is a lame duck who will be out of office in 3 months. The Pardon will come in January. He will be out pending appeal in the mean time; no jail time will be served.

      Republicans don't let Republicans go to jail. For example see Scooter Libby whose sentence commuted by Bush. Libby's commutation will be upgraded to a pardon before January 20.

      Removing Sevens from office is the important effect.

    12. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Dubya let's Ted go to prison then the least the oil companies could do is supply Ted with some lubricants.

    13. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Martin+Blank · · Score: 4, Informative

      This alone will not remove Stevens from office. On the (slim) chance that he wins re-election, he will still be a senator, unless the Senate chooses by a 2/3 margin to remove him (which is fairly likely).

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    14. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Old Ted had better be watching his ass, lest his own tubes get clogged.

      Maybe he should eat more fiber.

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    15. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by iminplaya · · Score: 3, Funny

      He can always call Joe the plumber.

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    16. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old Ted had better be watching his ass, lest his own tubes get clogged.

      Unsolicited male...

    17. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by overcaffein8d · · Score: 1

      Agreed. And sometimes (though rarely), I think some comments should be rated less than -1.

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    18. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    19. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suggestion in this respect: If a comment reaches or exceeds +5, then moderators can "vote" to increase it further. This vote costs the moderator one mod point, as would any other mod, but the mod point is not immediately added to the comment. Instead, it is recorded elsewhere. When the number of these votes reaches the current moderation value, the value increases by one. That is, a comment arrives at +5 through the normal means. After five people mod it up further, it increases to +6. After six additional people mod it up, it arrives at +7. Thus, in order for a comment to arrive at +193 Insightful, you would need to have 5 traditional mods plus 5 + 6 + ... + 192 mods, which adds up to a grand total of 18,523. No, I didn't sit here and add up the numbers individually to come up with that answer. There's a nifty formula that does it in no time. Figuring it out is clearly trivial and left as an exercise for the reader. :-)

    20. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by niktemadur · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Old Ted had better be watching his ass, lest his own tubes get clogged.

      Ancient Chinese proverb: There is small difference between popping a cherry and unfolding some wrinkles.

      But seriously, sentencing is scheduled for February of next year, so Bush will surely pardon Stevens, along with Scooter Libby, in his last great "fuck y'all" of his lame duck days, before he rides off to choke on pretzels and clear brush in his 200,000 acre Paraguay ranch, on top of one of the largest fresh water reservoirs in the world. Always the last laugh, that nutty guy.

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    21. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by s-orbital · · Score: 1

      And in those series of cubes, Stevens finds himself behind a series of bars.

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    22. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Lordnerdzrool · · Score: 1

      Won't happen. He got the high bandwidth plan.

    23. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by dynamo52 · · Score: 1

      ... sentencing is scheduled for February of next year, so Bush will surely pardon Stevens...

      Is there some plan to keep Bush in office that I am not aware of?

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    24. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      Sorry for my lack of clarity, let me rephrase that: Before Bush leaves office on January of next year, he will surely pardon Stevens, so the courts will probably not even reach the stage of sentencing, due the following month.

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    25. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course that does not stop the IRS from now pursuing him and charging him with failing to declare income, legal or otherwise. Apparently the US IRS does not pursue politicians when they are running for election but waits until the election is over and then target them whether they have won or not.

      Brings to mind another Alaskan Politician and their custom zoned home that the sports centre built, once their run at running mate is over, it's likely they'll be the one pursued next. Why is it that the proteges of criminal politicians tend to commit much the same crimes.

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    26. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by cablepokerface · · Score: 1

      omg. that made my day. thx.

    27. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thus, in order for a comment to arrive at +193 Insightful, you would need to have 5 traditional mods plus 5 + 6 + ... + 192 mods, which adds up to a grand total of 18,523. No, I didn't sit here and add up the numbers individually to come up with that answer. There's a nifty formula that does it in no time. Figuring it out is clearly trivial and left as an exercise for the reader. :-)

      its probably quicker for most people round here to write a loop that works out the triangle numbers than to figure out the formula.

    28. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      I would love to see a politician talk his way out of this one!
      Nice to see some politicians finally getting what they deserve,
      a room with a view.....with Bubba!

    29. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by FnordX · · Score: 1

      Except that sentencing won't be until February, so there's no real way that he can do that... right?

      I mean, you can't pardon someone who's not actually in jail, right?

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    30. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by BVis · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nixon got pardoned, and as far as I can remember, he never even got indicted.

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    31. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Is there some plan to keep Bush in office that I am not aware of?

      Yes. It's called McCain.

    32. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Benfea · · Score: 1

      This is a white collar crime, therefore he'll be going to the minimum security prisons, a.k.a. "club Fed". His ass is in no danger.

    33. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Benfea · · Score: 1

      Scooter Libby's pardon proves nothing of the sort. Stevens probably doesn't know anything that incriminates Darth Jar-Jar, so there's not much reason for Bush to pardon him.

    34. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by GooberToo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Republicans don't let Republicans go to jail.

      What a short memory you have. Democrats don't let Democrats go to jail either. There is a long history of presidents doing odd things on their way way out - just because they can. This is not about Republicans or Democrats.

    35. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      I've never understood why the law allows a president to do this - could someone explain what good it does?

    36. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      It's my understanding that this was originally done to allow a President to right some wrongs which were thrown asunder because of simple, bad politics. Sounds simple enough.

      It would be interesting if the History Channel put together a list of oddities done by presidents as they exit the door for the last time. It would also be interesting to learn exactly when it started to be abused.

      Heck for all I know, I don't even have the basis for my comment correct.

    37. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like a never-ending series of Pubes

    38. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by toddestan · · Score: 1

      What a short memory you have.

      And you seem to have a way of reading things that simply aren't there. He never said anything about Democrats.

    39. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Read what was implied by his post. No one else seems to have trouble following the thread or the point of my reply.

      One can only assume you hate for people to be well informed. That says a lot for your political position.

    40. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by toddestan · · Score: 1

      As I said, he said nothing about the Democrats, so what's with the snarky comment about his short memory? The fact you just had to jump in with the tired "b-b-b-b-but the Democrats!" argument says a lot about your political position.

    41. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      LOL. Still 100% clear my comment went way over your head, which is sad as it doesn't take much to understand the basis for my comment. You clearly don't.

      I jumped in because...well, it's obvious and you're too dumb to see it. You're, "b-b-b-b-but the Democrats!" continues to speak poorly of you. And your dumb comment compounds it. The fact that you can't understand a reasonable, neutral comment again, speaks very poorly of you.

      Perhaps you should drink less caffeine and pull your head out of your ass. Not everyone has an agenda such as yours and not everyone gets angry such as you when your agenda is pointed out.

    42. Re:Hey Ted, maybe you can understand this by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Your comment would have been fine as I don't see any problem with pointing out abuse of pardons is not a new thing, except you just had to throw in the insult (which of course makes your claim of a reasonable and neutral comment rather laughable). So given that, it appears you simply can't see someone making a comment about Republicans - even in a discussion about someone who happens to be a Republican - without believing that they are saying the Democrats are the opposite. Which says that you see everything from a polarized, us-versus-them view, which would be rather odd from someone from the "it's not an R or D thing" camp or whatever you claim to be. But whatever, by throwing insults around you're pretty much shown that you're a fucking idiot so we can leave it at that.

  2. Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by KnowledgeEngine · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can forsee the senator saying that his jailtime will be much like living normal life, but behind a series of bars connected together. I look forward to his jailing, so I can enjoy more humorous remarks about the particular "Series of Bars" he is behind at any given time.

    1. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I look forward to his jailing, so I can enjoy more humorous remarks about the particular "Series of Bars" he is behind at any given time.

      If they send him to a Federal PMITA prison, he can look forward to another series of tubes.

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    2. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by TheSpoom · · Score: 3, Informative

      The sad truth is that he'll probably pay a fine and get off scott-free otherwise.

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    3. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by GospelHead821 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can take no pleasure in the thought of an 84-year-old man going to federal prison. Were he a younger man guilty of a more heinous crime, I could see the necessity or prudence of it. As it is, I will do no more than shrug and say "Let justice be served."

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    4. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by mabhatter654 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      of course they can just make him broke and have to live out his final days in a state-funded nursing home... that's much WORSE than prison!

    5. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Comprimising our democracy for money? There can be no more heinous crime. For a member of Congress to take such a bribe should be a death penalty offense.

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    6. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Xaositecte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What do you think are the odds of him getting a pardon?

      I mean, really, why else would he want to have the trial finished before the election?

    7. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I look forward to his jailing, so I can enjoy more humorous remarks about the particular "Series of Bars" he is behind at any given time.

      He'll never do that kind of time, if any. They'll probably say that, at 85, he's too frail for that kind of thing (the Pinochet gambit).

      If he does any time at all, someone with his clout will certainly do it at a Club Fed, just like the sons of bitches in the Nixon administration who lounged around in a resort jail, for just a few months or years, for striking at the roots of the Constitution.

      By their standards, the bastard Stevens is a model citizen.

    8. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because if he won, his re-election chances would be very high. If he still had it hanging over his head, his opponent could use it against him. It was a big gamble, and he lost the bet, and now he'll probably lose the election.

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    9. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Abcd1234 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Comprimising our democracy for money? There can be no more heinous crime. For a member of Congress to take such a bribe should be a death penalty offense.

      Well, unless it's in the name of lobbying or campaign "donations". Then it's free speech.

    10. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by jmorris42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > For a member of Congress to take such a bribe should be a death penalty offense.

      Well Congress would be pretty frickin' empty..... But if they couldn't make a Quorum nothing could get done and I for one could live with that. :)

      Seriously, I'm a Republican (and have the flamebait mods for questioning The Chosen One to prove it) and think today is a great day for Justice. Crooks need to go, regardless of party.

      Now if we could just clean out the assholes who caused this current economic meltdown that started at Freddie and Fannie.... Sens Dodd (Banking Cmmt Chairman) and Obama (#2 lifetime money take in only four years), Rep Frank (Chief House cheerleader for subprime lending while fucking the guy in charge of subprime lending for close to decade while overseeing em), etc.

      Or just take Open Secrets:All Recipients of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Campaign Contributions, 1989-2008 and work yer way down the top twenty or so.

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    11. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      If you're happy ted stevens was prosecuted, you are not a republican, you're a moderate.

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    12. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by hondo77 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I mean, really, why else would he want to have the trial finished before the election?

      +1 Evil genius

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    13. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are more heinous crimes. Like mass murder, rape, and genocide.

    14. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bars are in parallel.

    15. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Informative

      Oh get off of it. The reason for the economic meltdown has little to do with Freddie and Fannie. It was deregulation, spearheaded by the Bush administration, which allowed financial institutions to create "mortgage-backed securities". Instead of a bank making a 30-year mortgage to someone who was a good risk, and keeping the mortgage for the life of it, now institutions could buy and trade baskets of mortgages. They could buy and sell it at any time, and therefore had little incentive to see how well any individual could pay of their personal mortgage. As the appetite for mortgage backed securities increased, lenders loosened criteria to give subprime mortgages, eventually taking people with no incomes and no assets. This had little to do with Fannie and Freddie, and much more to do with deregulation. In their greed, lenders gave loans to people who could never pay, simply because they wanted to sell another bundle of loans. If banks held individual mortgages for the life of the loan, and therefore had good lending criteria, none of this would have happened.

      Here's a great "This American Life" piece on it. Banks made loans to people with no money. Banks wouldn't "regulate" themselves, the Bush administration rolled back regulation. The small way that Freddie and Fannie are related to this is because investors foolishly thought that the US gov't would prop them up. That's the investor's mistake. That's the long and short of it.

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    16. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      Last I heard the election was pretty close. Does he get to serve from prison?

    17. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, I'd put destroying the fabric of democracy as worse than rape or murder. Maybe not above genocide, but quite comparable to it. And that goes no matter which side of the aisle it comes from.

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    18. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Nimey · · Score: 1

      If he gets sentenced to prison before 20 January, I would bet that Bush either pardons him or commutes his prison sentence so he only has to pay a fine (hi Scooter Libby!).

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    19. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by jmorris42 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      > Oh get off of it. The reason for the economic meltdown has little to do with Freddie and Fannie.

      It had everything to do with Freddie and Fannie. Where do you think those mortage backed securities came from? Who do you think established the lending rules for what paper could go into a Freddie/Fannie/US Fedgov guaranteed securiy? Who was pushing Freddie, Fannie, banks in general to 'make home ownership easier for people in redlined communities'?

      No, this was not a problem caused by deregulation. This was a problem caused by Congressional meddling in the marketplace. This was caused by 'community organizers' like ACORN sending mobs to bank president's houses. This was caused by ignoring the multiple warnings from Democrats, Republicans, Regulators, Independent accountants, everybody. Anybody with a functioning brain saw that giving out loans to people, who by definition, had almost no chance to repay them was going to end up in an epic fail. Some people knew the risk and didn't care. See Cloward-Piven Strategy

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    20. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What is this fear some of you right wing Americans have of communists. Its as if they will sneak in while you are not looking or something? Its all a bit silly.

      The people that you really have to fear from are the ones that do not hide. The ones that proudly state their hatred.

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    21. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by afabbro · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was deregulation, spearheaded by the Bush administration, which allowed financial institutions to create "mortgage-backed securities".

      So sad. Read up, sonny - it was the Carter administration.

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    22. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 0

      Lets start at the beginning. Grandparents on mother side were both communists. Mom was at least an anti-american, probably socialist leaning if not a fellow traveller. Dad? Communist. What else do you call a man who gets tossed out of an overtly Socialist government for being to much of a redistributionist? Growing up Grampa figures Young Obama needs a proper father figure who can teach him how to be black enough to properly hate on whitey so he fixes him up with his old CPUSA buddy Frank Marshal Davis. Poor kid never really stood a chance, but then EVERYBODY at some point has to decide whether to keep the morals they grew up with or not.

      What will really bake your noodle is if, like me, you ever run across an old socialist propaganda tract from the 1930s era in a used-book store. You will feel like you took the red pill with an LSD chaser; you will see that the agitators among Obama's ancestors won out in the end. They have gotten 98% of everything they ever asked for, from Social Security, to expansion of Federal oversight over the banking and financial sectors, to legal recognition for organized labor, to racial and sexual parity.

      It's stunning when you realize that we are not only staring down a socialist path as a nation, but we've been on one for the last 80 years. There truly is very little new under the Sun. Obama likely represents nothing more than the status quo... which ironically makes him the real Conservative.

      The Republicans running these days are a bunch of nation-building Jesus freaks who have long abandoned any claim to conservative ideology. (I mean, really. How else can a Republican define "epic fail" than to be kicked out of government in favor of an attractive and successful African American named Hussein?!)

      I say let's elect someone from the right side of the bell curve for a change, just to see what happens.

    23. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now if we could just clean out the assholes who caused this current economic meltdown that started at Freddie and Fannie

      Don't forget Phil Gramm. He's in this up to his eyeballs.

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    24. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not a bad analysis, but you got the Administration wrong. This was begun way before Bush (granted, he didn't stop it, but one assumes he had other things to do, War in Iraq and all.)

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    25. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, thanks for responding in a non-inflammatory manner.

      So, when did it become possible to sell mortgage-backed securities, and why did it go into overdrive around 2002, 2003?

      I've heard and seen plenty of source on the radio and web that lays the blame at Bush's feet. I've heard that deregulation started with Clinton, but later heard ( which corroborated my own memory ) that they basically outlawed redlining, which is simply the refusal to make loans in certain neighborhoods, regardless of income, assets, or credit history -- nothing that would have caused out situation today. What's your story, and can you provide me some links?

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    26. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > Its as if they will sneak in while you are not looking or something? Its all a bit silly.

      Oh I dunno, could be that sneaking has been the preferred and most successful tactic of Communists the world over? With their endless layers of front groups, fifth columns, infiltration tactics, etc.

      Witness the current election cycle where generations of tireless labor are about to come to fruition for the bastards. Endless efforts to infiltrate and undermine our instituitions such that they can finally run a pretty much out of the closet communist and because of their control over the mass media safely bet that 90% of the country will never know it until it is too late.

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    27. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can you provide me some link, and also, if this goes back to Carter, how come it they weren't very popular until 2002/2003?

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    28. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Talgrath · · Score: 1

      He can still appeal, which could (and likely would) take long enough for him to continue serving for at least a few months (assuming it is denied or the new trial rules he is guilty). If he is convicted without a successful appeal and he wins the election he would definitely be removed from the senate

    29. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by afabbro · · Score: 1

      Liar's Poker, by Michael Lewis. I have no idea what you're talking about with the idea that mortgage-backed investments weren't very popular until 2002. Salomon Brothers invented the idea of bundling mortgages and reselling them in the early 80s, in response to Carter-era "affordable for the housing and sub-prime" nonsense.

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    30. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're welcome.

      So far as this mess is concerned, a good deal of it can be traced back to the 1999 Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act. Now, some argue that this law, by repealing the much-older Steagal-Glass Act, was merely bringing the U.S. banking industry in line with Europe's. Maybe so, but considering that a goodly chunk of Europe is suffering a similar meltdown it probably wasn't such a great idea. I don't really know, I'm not an economist.

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    31. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever modded the parent of this '5 Informative' is as stupid as the author.

    32. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But do you deny them your essence?

    33. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, those sneaky commies are also putting fluoride in the water.

    34. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by bataras · · Score: 1

      A) bush is going to pardon himself, his whole administration and probably tubes too.
      B) Bush is still the prez after the election up until jan 20th. So mr. tubes's hope for a pardon has northing to do with the timing of the election. It may have something to do with the timing of the inauguration if he thought his trial would still be going by then.
      C) mr tubes f'd up royally by selfishly pushing to finish the trial before the election. Now that he's convicted, he's going to lose to the democrat. If he had let the trial go past the election he would've won reelection (his number were high especially with palin on the ticket). Then if he had been convicted, palin could have appointed another republican to take his place.

      So to wrap up: he didn't need to win the trial to win the election; if he lost the trial before the election, the democrat would win and he'd go to jail; if he lost the trial after the election, there would still be a republican in there and he'd go to jail.

      So now he gets to go to jail AND give the senate seat to the opposing party.

      FAIL

    35. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by malice · · Score: 1

      Sorry, skippy, your political spin is silly. The Bush administration did not allow financial institutions to create Mortgage Backed Securities... they've been around since about 1938.

      If you really want to know who or what caused the financial meltdown, I'd suggest reading this piece on Factcheck.org -- skip down to the "The Real Deal" section for the executive summary, which concludes with:

      The U.S. economy is enormously complicated. Screwing it up takes a great deal of cooperation. Claiming that a single piece of legislation was responsible for (or could have averted) the crisis is just political grandstanding. We have no advice to offer on how best to solve the financial crisis. But these sorts of partisan caricatures can only make the task more difficult.

    36. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      If hes too old for prison then he's too old for congress. I dont like the idea of congressmen knowing they are immune from the law because of their age.

    37. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me be the first to say that unless you are trolling...

      LOLWHUT?

      COmmunism would require a belief that private property should not exist. You may consider that the presence of a tax plan just reinforces a belief in private property as in any other case there is nothing to tax as the state owns all.

    38. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by DigiShaman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It doesn't matter. It happend when Bush was in office. That's all people know and care about. When it comes to politics, rational/logical thought goes out the window.

      But hey, I can't wait till Obama is sworn in. America will get to jump from the frying pan and into the fire.

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    39. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by mysidia · · Score: 1

      if this goes back to Carter, how come it they weren't very popular until 2002/2003?

      Because interest rates were high? And housing prices weren't skyrocketing way out of proportion?

      Just because banks had more and more of their assets tied up in these in later years, does not mean they weren't popular before.

      It also doesn't mean they weren't dangerous before, in case the risk was understated and value vastly overestimated.

    40. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by artsrc · · Score: 1

      Instead of a bank making a 30-year mortgage to someone who was a good risk, and keeping the mortgage for the life of it, now institutions could buy and trade baskets of mortgages. They could buy and sell it at any time, and therefore had little incentive to see how well any individual could pay of their personal mortgage.

      Does anything this interesting have just one cause? My favourite cause is self-interest, the question is whose self-interest?

      As Greenspan said:

      those of us who have looked to the self-interest of lending institutions to protect, shareholders equity, myself especially, are in a state of shocked disbelief. http://oversight.house.gov/documents/20081024163819.pdf

      Washington Mutual made the 30 years loans, kept many of those loans on their own books, and had every incentive to see how well an individual could pay off their mortgage.

      However in an environment of rising real estate prices managers got better bonuses selling bad loans, than caring about risk. Now Washington Mutual is gone.

      Perhaps when companies don't care about the welfare of employees, employees stop caring about the welfare of the company.

      Or perhaps finance companies did some kind of financial equivalent to software metrics, which managers then optimised for:

      http://www.agilejournal.com/content/view/107/76/

    41. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

      What age is the cut-off for when you stop feeling pleasure thinking about people going to prison? 83? 82? Just wondering. Does the brutality of the crime have any bearing on your enjoyment of people going to prison?

      Seth

    42. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Or you're a good Republican. Why the need to insult?

    43. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Toonol · · Score: 0

      The existence of a tax plan means that we are becoming socialist, not communist. True. It is primarily a difference in terminology, though.

    44. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree - while this may seem "common sense" - most if not all communist revolutions (and most revolutions in general) are done very much in the open - with public support (not neccessarly majority, but critical mass - ie not all segments of the population are equally important to win over). After all popular support is the life blood of any revolution... its where the resources and recruits come from. Revolutions that are contrived by a small cabal without the public support are, and will remain safely in the conspiracy theory bucket.

      Your media infiltration scenario is also a bit bizarre given the availability of right wing news outlets in the US.

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    45. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by afidel · · Score: 1

      When will people get it through their heads that subprime mortgages have little to do with the current problems? The bigger problem was the repealing of post-depression legislation limiting the leverage of banks and the insane amount of dollars injected into the economy to get us out of the LAST recession. That money had to find somewhere to go and it just happened to find realestate. That in and of itself wouldn't have been enough to lead to a 40+% decline in the markets, that took default credit swaps, mortgage derivatives and other accounting tricks to amplify the damage many fold. Even the total holdings of Freddie and Fannie are puny compared to the US GDP let alone the world economy. No, it took the shadow financial system and its crazy accounting tricks to multiply the problem to proportions that overshadow the real economy. The question now is can anyone safely unravel that crap without causing a decade long depression? No one knows but I can tell you it certainly ain't Paulson and his give me $700B and I will make it all better dictate that will do it.

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    46. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He could be pardoned by Bush any time from now until the president-elect's inauguration in January, so this doesn't make much sense. Stevens called the proceedings and prosecution highly politicized and fought to delay the trial until after the election.

    47. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC as I've modded... too bad, as I've not seen this info posted and it could be worth some karma...

      Actually, neither prison nor removal/expulsion are guaranteed, tho expulsion may be likely, but depends on a 2/3 vote, very difficult to come up with regardless of the subject, in today's highly partisan and divided Senate (but perhaps more doable in the new senate he'd be serving in, the makeup of which of course won't be known until after the election). In the past, such convictions have apparently often netted only fines and parole.

      Also note that sentencing was set for Jan 26, but the Judge changed his mind and it's now not yet scheduled. However, if it's then or later as it likely will be (Stevens' motivation to continue with speed now being off, as it'll not be resolved before the election in any case), it should be after the new congressional session starts, in mid January I believe.

      The following MSNBC story has more details.

      Stevens says he'll stay in Senate race
      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27398089/

    48. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by atraintocry · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You aren't by any chance the author of this documentary piece, are you?

      Question: seeing as Americans are overwhelmingly supporting the guy promising universal healthcare, do you see this as (a) people wanting universal healthcare or (b) the tireless work of secret trotskyite sleeper cells?

      Just kidding. It's obviously (c) people hate Bush and they want revenge even if it means making the same damn mistake (letting one party have a majority in Congress *and* the presidency).

    49. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

      of course they can just make him broke and have to live out his final days in a state-funded nursing home... that's much WORSE than prison!

      You don't think he's already had his snout in the taxpayer trough for too long? Make him broke and homeless, then he's not a burden for the rest of us.

    50. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the more I think about democracy, the more I like the space lottery envisioned by Dick. even here, though, the system was gamed.

    51. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Just kidding. It's obviously (c) people hate Bush and they want revenge even if it means making the same damn mistake (letting one party have a majority in Congress *and* the presidency).
      You may be making that comment in jest but on NPR this morning that appeared to be the consensus reason for voting for Barack whereever they happened to be surveying people. As for the "the tireless work of secret trotskyite sleeper cells?" how else would you describe the Employee Fair Choice Act? Imagine if we could fix our current voter/polling station problems just by signing a card stating who should be president. Why then we wouldn't need those Diebold machines at all, and the Age of Aquarius could be ushered in.

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    52. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by FnordX · · Score: 1

      If you would stop wanking to Ayn Rand for a minute, you'd see that these things are supported by the people!

      Social Security, so that people don't have to work for their entire lives.
      Child Labor laws, so that children aren't forced to work to contribute to the poorer households.
      Public Schools, so that people can learn to read, write, and contribute to society.
      Libraries, so that all of the world's knowledge can be accessed by ANYONE, no matter how wealthy or poor, what their political beliefs, or religious beliefs, etc.
      The Military, to keep you safe from other countries.
      The Police, to keep you safe from other citizens.
      The Fire Department, to keep your property safe.
      Water, Sewer, Garbage systems, to make your place of residence livable.
      A Legal System, which both prosecutes, AND defends people, along with locking them up to keep them away from society if they are convicted.

      ALL of these things are part of the "so-called" socialism. You had better be prepared to give them ALL up, or start paying for each service out of your own pocket.

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    53. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by FnordX · · Score: 1

      Actually, in Alaska, they have to do a special election. The Governor does not/can not appoint anyone to fill a vacant seat.

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    54. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if true, and BO is a non-card carrying CP member, I'm sure glad we have separation of powers and effective congressional and judicial oversight!

      off-topic for this thread

    55. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      What is this fear some of you right wing Americans have of communists.

      2 things:

      -A complete lack of understanding of the term
      -Decades of brainwashing on the topic.

      Which is why they call dictatorships like the USSR and China Comunist, when the term is meaningless as applied to those countries.

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    56. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Danse · · Score: 1

      Now if we could just clean out the assholes who caused this current economic meltdown that started at Freddie and Fannie.... Sens Dodd (Banking Cmmt Chairman) and Obama (#2 lifetime money take in only four years), Rep Frank (Chief House cheerleader for subprime lending while fucking the guy in charge of subprime lending for close to decade while overseeing em), etc.

      Wrong. The CRA may have encouraged more lending to people on the low end of the pay scale, but it certainly isn't responsible for lenders handing loans out like halloween candy to anyone and their dog, with no proof of employment, collateral, etc. Banks aren't that stupid. They believed they'd make that money back one way or another. Either the person pays, or they're insured. That's one big area where things went wrong. Remember AIG? Remember credit default swaps? Remember who deregulated those so that AIG and the banks didn't have to disclose any info about them, and AIG didn't have to maintain a capital reserve to cover them like any normal insurance company would? Remember who else supported this?

      And that's just the beginning too. There are a lot of factors involved. It's just stupid to try to point to one thing and pin everything on it. There were horrible assumptions made about the real estate market, serious problems with the ratings models used for these securities, huge increases in speculation, and problems with trading software that helped to compound the problems. And that's just some of what we know now. There's probably a lot more factors that we'll learn about over the next year or so too.

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    57. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by riondluz · · Score: 1

      Bad as it is, the current financial crisis is just the
      tip of the iceberg. Wait until the debt crows come
      home to roost.

      We taxpayers are carrying trillions of dollars in debt.
      Because of this administration we owe, we owe, we owe
      and when hyperinflation sets in, its off to hell we go...

      Sad thing is, like the banking fiasco, this was not because
      of stupidity or carelessness, but willful intention.
      We in America and our generations to come have been
      reduced to a 3rd world country not unlike those we've
      (proxy for elite multi-nationals) exploited.

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    58. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by anotherslashfan · · Score: 1

      We all agree that Stevens should go. However, I feel there were more important reasons for him to go than "household gifts". Stevens was a source of corruption in Congress. Remember the "skip the swearing-in" tactic that Stevens did for his buddies in hearings a couple years back? (There's a video of someone asking/demanding Stevens (who was running the hearing) to swear-in those that were testifying. He ignored the request and continued on with the testimony. This was to protect those who may purger themselves. He needed to "go" for more important reasons than the "gifts" he was busted on. I'm just glad they were able to get him out of congress...regardless how.

    59. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by bataras · · Score: 1

      right. But how long would it be until the special election, a year? In the meantime, there's a republican incumbent in there, the democrats don't have 60 seats, and by the time the special election happens, the environment may be better for him to keep the seat.

    60. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      What is an appropriate punishment in this case? This person has the responsability for the american military and nuclear arsenal partially in his hands and he betrayed his democratic mandate... I don't think we should be lenient.

      Meanwhile this guy snaps for a second kills his kid fucking up his life... and our justice system is trying to kill him.

      Sorry for the article, there's not a lot of unbiased press surrounding that one.

      Anyway conscious premeditated betrayal of government power is worse then losing control for 10 seconds in my book. Punching kids is fucking horrible, but our justice system has lost all ability to account for premeditation.

    61. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh?! Then he's more of a burden on the rest of us. I don't know what kind of taxes you pay, but a portion of the ones I pay go to support low income housing, homeless shelters, food for the homeless, etc.

    62. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Congratulations in reading a value judgment into my post that wasn't there. Now go call your doctor -- private, socialized, or otherwise -- about that twitching knee.

    63. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      The Employee Fair Choice Act scares the living daylights out of me. I'm biased there, and I tend to avoid bringing it up with people since they act like I'm evil for thinking employers should have a say on whether or not a union comes in. I feel like it's a solution to a problem that doesn't exist, and it's bad news for lots of American businesses, or at least those in two categories:
      1. The ones that don't work on the sort of margins necessary to pay for all of the back-and-forth lawyering that a union creates.
      2. The ones in fast-moving industries that can't afford to hire based on seniority rather than merit.

      All the nice words like "fair choice" and "fair chance" belie the fact that it's still pretty easy to get bring a union into a shop if the majority of employees want it. I'm sure people will take issue with that statement but whatever, that's the experience I had with it. I'm not against collective bargaining. Quite the opposite. But it's not a cure-all and bringing unions into places is not always the best course of action.

      So...had the OP said something like "the USA is still less socialized than other industrialized nations, and we should examine what is positive about that before we blindly throw it away in an effort to play catch-up with Europe" I would have agreed 100%. Instead he made it sound like we need to make sure our neighbors aren't "pink". I was picturing guys with thick beards and Russian accents talking into big army cell phones about which newspaper to subvert and saying "comrade" a lot (in the OP's defense, at least he didn't say "Amerika").

      So I pointed out the alternative: maybe more social welfare is what Americans really want? Especially now, when the economy's in the toilet.

      But keep in mind that I'm not saying Americans are smart enough to make those decisions responsibly. We went to school in the US, after all. I do fear for the future, but it's not because of pinkos lurking among us. It's because as important as these issues are, and even though this is a *presidential* election, half of us aren't even going to vote.

    64. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      Okay. You got me. I don't really ever take pleasure in thinking about anybody going to federal prison. I just found it more particularly distasteful to see other people celebrating it in this instance.

      The brutality of the crime is more likely to sway my admission of the necessity of imprisonment. Most of the time, though, I find prison time to be lamentable. I regret that rehabilitation is often not a feasible option and that we must instead settle for incarceration / punishment.

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    65. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      So sad. Read up, sonny - it was the Carter administration.

      Regardless of who started it, it was the Republicans that took advantage of it and then ran it into the ground.

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    66. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations in reading a value judgment into my post that wasn't there. Now go call your doctor -- private, socialized, or otherwise -- about that twitching knee.

      Not explicit, but definitely seemed implied. Why don't you clarify your beliefs on the matter then? Just to set the record straight.

    67. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Danse · · Score: 1

      Washington Mutual made the 30 years loans, kept many of those loans on their own books, and had every incentive to see how well an individual could pay off their mortgage.

      However in an environment of rising real estate prices managers got better bonuses selling bad loans, than caring about risk. Now Washington Mutual is gone.

      Perhaps when companies don't care about the welfare of employees, employees stop caring about the welfare of the company.

      Or perhaps finance companies did some kind of financial equivalent to software metrics, which managers then optimised for:

      Part of the problem was that the ratings agencies botched the ratings horribly. The question is whether it was due to problems with their models, their software, or their symbiotic relationship with the banks. From what I gather, the banks basically tell them how to rate the securities. So these high-risk securities were still being given AAA ratings that didn't reflect their true risk. It's actually more complicated than that, and I'm still trying to wrap my head around how it all works, but suffice to say, when the money was flowing, people weren't looking too closely at these things.

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    68. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      <shrug> I'm not a political guy, really. Just wanted to point out to the original poster that the time to get all panicky about "creeping socialism" was 70 years ago. It is way too late now, for better or for worse. These days, the debate on socialistic government can only address "how much," not "if" or "when."

    69. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      America will get to jump from the frying pan and into the fire.

      You underestimate the severity of the situation. We've been in the fire for some time. Now we jump from the fire and go straight to Hell.

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    70. Re:Jail: "Just A Series of Bars" by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      they spend much less on nursing homes than prisons. Nursing homes have less regulation or unions so they're cheaper, and the ones medicare pays for are scary. (note I didn't say BETTER, but that's the point)

  3. Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dubya will pardon him on his way out

    Scooter will get a full pardon too (in addition to the sentence commutation he already got)

    'pubs will take care of their own, don't you worry

    1. Re:Nothing to worry about by snowraver1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hope that you are wrong, but fear that you are right.

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    2. Re:Nothing to worry about by mweather · · Score: 1

      Don't fear the inevitable, it's a waste of time.

    3. Re:Nothing to worry about by megamerican · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, because only one party is corrupt!

      Clinton is well known for having pardoned many cocaine traffickers before leaving office. One of the first things Bush did when getting into office was block a congressional investigation into it.

      Whatever you do, don't research Mena, AK

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    4. Re:Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      b-b-b-b-b-b-but Clinton!??!

      I love it!

      he got a blowjob too!! I swear it, a BJ, right there in the White House!!

    5. Re:Nothing to worry about by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, the [other guy] did it, that makes it okay for [your party] to do it. That is hypocrisy at best. Will how about this then: O.J. Simpson got away with murdering 2 people. That gives everyone a pass at a double murder.

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    6. Re:Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your link just goes to google.com! They must be part of the conspiracy too!

    7. Re:Nothing to worry about by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No one said that it's okay for anyone to do it. Megamerican was merely countering a (probably) deliberately slanted statement with the fact that both parties are corrupt, not just one.

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    8. Re:Nothing to worry about by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 1

      Nah, murder is kinda like Lays potato chips. What's the point if you only get just the two?

      Anyway, grandparent sounded like he was disgusted with both parties rather than excusing bad behavior with more bad behavior.

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    9. Re:Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AK is Alaska you dumbass

    10. Re:Nothing to worry about by sobachatina · · Score: 1

      AK is Alaska.

      Arkansas is AR.

      However, given the current article I have to wonder if this is intentional and part of some joke that I'm not getting.

    11. Re:Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean Mena, AR

      Let's review...
      AK = Alaska
      AR = Arkansas
      AZ = Arizona

    12. Re:Nothing to worry about by hax4bux · · Score: 3, Informative

      That would be Mena, ARKANSAS. And you would be referring to Iran/Contra, which was a Regan affair.

    13. Re:Nothing to worry about by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What's corrupt about that? These people are performing a valid service to the public and are being persecuted by the government for it. As head of that government, Clinton has the prerogative to right that wrong. The only thing wrong here is that he didn't pardon every drug offender.

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    14. Re:Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Clinton was under investigation for PERJURING himself in a completely different sexual harassment suit brought against him, not for getting a BJ in the White House. The problem with Clinton was that he just couldn't stop lying and debasing women long enough to stay out of trouble. His view of the role of women in the work place is painfully clear to all, but because he was the President his victims will never have justice.

      As a conservative, I am happy to see Ted Stevens convicted. There are far too many of these treacherous bastards infecting the conservative movement. But don't you Dems think that your party isn't riddled with them, too. Harry Reid neglecting to declare rental property income on his taxes comes to mind. Most politicians are crooks. No sane, honest person would want to be associated with them, much less be called one.

    15. Re:Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mena, Alaska?

      Uncle Ted's a cocaine trafficker too!?!?!

      This guy is the perfect Repbulican. No wonder Bush'll pardon him.

    16. Re:Nothing to worry about by kklein · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you're a Dem, you can't really go there.

      Don't forget that Clinton pardoned like a million friends and supporters basically on his way out the White House door. As a big Clinton supporter in the day, it broke my heart. It basically confirmed all the bad things the right had said about him.

      I don't see President Obama doing that.

    17. Re:Nothing to worry about by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      Whatever you do, don't research Mena, AK.

      That's right, because it would be a huge waste of time trying to figure out what a town in Alaska has to do with Bill Clinton.

      "AK" = Alaska. "AR" = Arkansas.

    18. Re:Nothing to worry about by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      Bush won't pardon Scooter, because as soon as he does Libby would be compelled to be state's witness... as he would then be 100% free from self incrimination they could treat him as hostile and put him in a darker, deeper hole until he ratted out the administration. They already did that to some of Clinton's aids, had people in jail for "contempt" right up until Clinton left office.

    19. Re:Nothing to worry about by fabs64 · · Score: 1

      Cocaine traffickers? How is that looking after their own?

      Doesn't seem like corruption to me, just seems like Clinton and you disagree on the federal govt's treatment of cocaine traffickers.

    20. Re:Nothing to worry about by rcw-home · · Score: 1

      Dubya will pardon him on his way out

      Dubya won't be president when Ted is sentenced on February 25th. Can he still pardon him? (I don't know - I'm asking).

    21. Re:Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but because he was the President his victims will never have justice.

      Of course... because it only takes one person to give/get a blowjob... Unless he, as anyone else, have threathened the poor, poor young women, the blowjobs were given free of charge, no victims envolved.

    22. Re:Nothing to worry about by tftp · · Score: 1

      I don't see President Obama doing that.

      A president who is about to become an ex-president may have some offers that he can't refuse. From the height of his office the only way is down, and you'd need to be a saint to turn people away who can take care of your needs for the rest of your life.

    23. Re:Nothing to worry about by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Clinton's victims?

    24. Re:Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clinton pardoned his brother on charges of tax fraud, lest we forget. Political favouratism isn't solely a Republican quality.

    25. Re:Nothing to worry about by rcw-home · · Score: 3, Informative

      Dubya won't be president when Ted is sentenced on February 25th. Can he still pardon him? (I don't know - I'm asking).

      Never mind.

      the pardoned person need not yet have been convicted or even formally charged with a crime

    26. Re:Nothing to worry about by evilviper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, because only one party is corrupt!

      I'm tired of hearing this nonsense over and over again.

      Yes, Democrats have done plenty of wrong, but on the whole, they're absolute choir boys compared to the flagrant, bald-faced corruption of most of the Republican party.

      Of course, pointing the finger in willful ignorance is a typical Republican campaign tactic as well... See the McCain campaign's distribution of tire pressure gauges labeled "Obama's Energy Plan," Bush campaign promises that he was going to do more to combat global warming than Al Gore, and pretty much everything else they whole party has done in the past 20 years.

      It's a bit like a guy driving 110MPH in a 45MPH zone, and complaining to the cops about being singled out for a ticket, single HE wasn't the only one speeding, as everyone else on the road was going 50MPH... So why should HE get singled out and ticketed?

      There's plenty of fuckups on both sides, but pointing out that the Democrats aren't perfect, while the Republicans are widespread and institutionally corrupt, is purely feigned ignorance.

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    27. Re:Nothing to worry about by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not a saint, only someone committed to their ideals. Which probably does eliminate most politicians, who vote whatever way the polls say.

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    28. Re:Nothing to worry about by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Um I can only find one cocaine trafficker they pardoned. While it's not fair that he got pardoned and some others did not, it was well known that Clinton in general opposed the sentencing laws this guy was convicted under. Besides Clinton never took money from that guy; Antonio Villaraigosa is one whose head should've rolled for that. But this is Los Angeles so they just elected him mayor.

    29. Re:Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Clinton did it, that makes it alright. Your ethical standards are set real high there, bub.

    30. Re:Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well at least Bush cannot pardon himself.

    31. Re:Nothing to worry about by Skuldo · · Score: 1

      "Both" parties. Heh.

    32. Re:Nothing to worry about by xs650 · · Score: 1

      That's nothing new. Pay attention to who uses the "but but but someone else did x" excuse. 9 times out of 10 it's a right winger using that excuse.

      Even if you are a right winger, try it keeping track of which adults use that excuse.

      I wouldn't accept the "The (some other kid) does it" excuse from my son when he was 8 years old. That puts the level of moral development of those who do use that flaky justification at less than I expect from an 8 year old.

    33. Re:Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever you do, don't research Mena, AK

      AR. AK is Alaska. It's easy to get corrupt politicians mixed up... there's so many of them.

    34. Re:Nothing to worry about by afabbro · · Score: 1

      That would be Mena, ARKANSAS. And you would be referring to Iran/Contra, which was a Regan affair.

      Donald Regan actually had little to do with Iran-Contra.

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    35. Re:Nothing to worry about by megamerican · · Score: 1

      The link I posted was a google search of Mena, Arkansas cocaine, but I mistakenly put AK while typing out the hyperlink.

      Iran-Contra WAS a Reagan affair, however, Clinton was the Governor of Arkansas when all of the cocaine trafficking was occurring there in Mena. You may be interested to know that Bush (then the VP) and Clinton vacationed together in the 1980's. Barbara Bush even calls Bill her son.

      There was another Congressional investigation that went into the drug trafficking of our government that doesn't get much attention. It was known as the Kerry Committee (yes, that John Kerry). It investigated BCCI, which was a Bush and Saudi joint venture in laundering drug money among other things.

      If anyone wants to know what happened at Mena, they should start here.

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    36. Re:Nothing to worry about by megamerican · · Score: 1

      If you didn't notice my first and third sentence, it mentioned that both parties are corrupt and that Bush helped Clinton escape a lot of tough questions while leaving office.

      I couldn't care less about Bill Clinton's sexual escapades. If you think he only got one BJ while in the White House and never did anything while Governor you're foolish. Just ask the Arkansas State Policemen who were bodyguards for Clinton. Or read Clinton's book where he admits to having sex with Jennifer Flowers.

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    37. Re:Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's AR as in Arkansas (Where Clinton was governer).

      AK = Alaska.

    38. Re:Nothing to worry about by drseuss9311 · · Score: 1

      sure, but ted still won't be able to vote for himself on the 4th...

      http://www.elections.alaska.gov/voting.php
      "I was convicted of a felony, but have served my time and am on probation. Can I register to vote?
      No. A convicted felon may not register to vote unless unconditionally discharged from custody. When you are no longer on probation, a copy of your discharge papers will allow you to register."

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    39. Re:Nothing to worry about by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      Most politicians are crooks. No sane, honest person would want to be associated with them, much less be called one.

      And therein lies the problem, regardless of which political party you are talking about.

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    40. Re:Nothing to worry about by FnordX · · Score: 1

      Hate to be nitpicky, but:

      AK = Alaska
      AR = Arkansas
      AL = Alabama

      You have NO idea how many times I've seen Alaska written as AL, and it irks me every time.

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    41. Re:Nothing to worry about by sheldon · · Score: 1

      "I'm tired of hearing this nonsense over and over again."

      Come on. Give 'em a break. They voted for George Bush. This is the last unraveling thread they have to believe in. :-)

    42. Re:Nothing to worry about by xolo · · Score: 1

      What's corrupt about that? These people are performing a valid service to the public and are being persecuted by the government for it.

      However, the government gets to decide which services are valid and invalid, that is, which are legal and illegal.

    43. Re:Nothing to worry about by riondluz · · Score: 1

      It's probably splitting hairs, but though BOTH parties are
      corruptible, it's more the case of individuals in each
      who have become corrupted.

      In mega's note, GHWB continued the reagan legacy of fighting
      in central america using the spoils of cocaine shipped to the US
      using military/cia assets.
      The fact that those payloads happened to be dropped in
      AK cornfields, complete w/payoffs to locals, while clinton
      was gov was a serendipitous mixing of one's chocolate with
      another's peanut butter!

      Talk about strange bedfellows:)

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    44. Re:Nothing to worry about by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

      Whatever you do, don't research Mena, AK

      For what it's worth, AK is Alaska. AR is Arkansas. Seems highly relevant give the fact that Stevens "represents" AK, not AR.

    45. Re:Nothing to worry about by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      pointing out that the Democrats aren't perfect, while the Republicans are widespread and institutionally corrupt, is purely feigned ignorance

      I find it amusing that you're outraged by THIS 'feigned ignorance' but you're totally okay with the bald-faced lie that we're operating under a two-party system.

      The reason we have corruption on both sides is blindingly simple: There is only one side.

      Know your history. This is by design and was leveraged out of the outcome of the Civil War.

    46. Re:Nothing to worry about by evilviper · · Score: 1

      but you're totally okay with the bald-faced lie that we're operating under a two-party system.

      It is a two party system, by any rational measure.

      The reason we have corruption on both sides is blindingly simple: There is only one side.

      Of course! And other countries, with two, three, or even more viable political parties, are so well-known for NEVER having experienced any corruption? Try again.

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    47. Re:Nothing to worry about by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      It is a two party system, by any rational measure.

      Because they say so? Because they use different colors in their logos?

      I'm not talking about their choice of different animal mascots, here. I'm talking about real political differences. I challenge you to find ANY in this presidential election, for example, where both candidates are running on the platform of 'not George Bush'.

      Look at Iraq -

      Obama: Stay

      McCain: Stay

      No net difference whatsoever.

      Healthcare -

      Obama: Goverment money

      McCain: Government money

      Again, same deal, in the big picture. The only difference you'll ever find in candidates from this party are minuscule and completely worthless.

      Not happy with how things have been going? They have that covered, too -

      Obama: 'Change'

      McCain: 'Maverick'

      They are two sides of the same corrupted coin. When they feel you're tired of seeing the blue side, they flip it to the red side for a few years. This keeps you from getting worked up enough to actually THINK about what's going on around you.

    48. Re:Nothing to worry about by evilviper · · Score: 1

      No net difference whatsoever.

      If you vastly oversimplify, and/or only cover topics in which they generally agree, you can always find "similarities".

      Note that no viable political party anywhere in the world wants to legalize murder, either... Clearly, there is only one party... The one party of rational human beings.

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    49. Re:Nothing to worry about by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Feel free to correct me...

  4. Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator... by Grandiloquence · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would celebrate, but I know in my heart he'll be replaced by someone just as bad. Our body politic is rotten to the core.

  5. Duh by headhot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So your a Senator of one of the largest oil producing states, an you hire an oil services company to renovate your house, instead of say, a home builder.

    Yea that doesn't look odd at all.

    1. Re:Duh by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, see, Ted doesn't think that Americans, whose hard-earned tax dollars paid for those oil company incentives, were smart enough to catch him. No, rather than thinking of Americans as citizens, he understands them as a series of boobs.
       

    2. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only you can prevent word mangling.

      The word "your" is entirely different than the phrase "you are" and its contraction "you're".

      This English service announcement has been brought to you by the letter "e" and the number 7.

    3. Re:Duh by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      So your a Senator of one of the largest oil producing states, an you hire an oil services company to renovate your house, instead of say, a home builder.

      Yea that doesn't look odd at all.

      It wouldnt if they used only oil as materials. : )

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    4. Re:Duh by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      More likely, being in his 80s and with his excellent understanding of technology, he views Americans as a series of n00bs.

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    5. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hire a construction company owned by a friend, instead of a construction company owned by someone you don't know? What the fuck do you think "oil service companies" do? Change the oil? I know you hate Stevens, and he's a dirty shitbag, but so are you.

      You still think "troopergate" is about abuse of power, instead of a drug addict being the chief state cop. Hint, if it were Jesse Jackson, you'd be cheering for the government doing something about abusive cops, but since it's a republican chick, it's a bad thing that she fought an abusive cop.

    6. Re:Duh by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      No, he did it at a time when his party controlled both houses of Congress and the Presidency. He figured he didn't HAVE to worry about getting caught because who was going to order an investigation? When you control everything, you have absolute power. And we all know what absolute power does.

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  6. A Series of Metal Bars by Jackmon · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Prison's not a dump truck. It's more like a series of metal bars.

    1. Re:A Series of Metal Bars by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      more like a bunch of metal bars running in parallel that are close together |||

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    2. Re:A Series of Metal Bars by longacre · · Score: 1

      One could argue those rows of cylindrical bars are in fact a "series of tubes."

    3. Re:A Series of Metal Bars by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 1

      <pedant>
      For a tube to be a tube, it has to be hollow
      </pedant>

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  7. Slight correction by kithrup · · Score: 4, Informative

    He faces up to five years for each count. Although most seem to agree he won't serve anywhere near that much time.

    1. Re:Slight correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although most seem to agree he won't serve anywhere near that much time.

      Because he is so old?

    2. Re:Slight correction by Nimey · · Score: 1

      That, and because he's rich and politically connected.

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    3. Re:Slight correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One way or another I take it. That is unless he has super human genes that will allow him to be alive and well at the age of 120. Either that or Bush will pardon him before he leaves office. I want to test the super human gene theory first.

  8. Does he have to pay by seanadams.com · · Score: 4, Funny

    for his own rape kit?

    1. Re:Does he have to pay by Killer+Orca · · Score: 0, Troll

      Once Palin-McCain wins yes.

    2. Re:Does he have to pay by antifoidulus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, it will be a series of tubes going up his cornhole.....

    3. Re:Does he have to pay by sethstorm · · Score: 1

      Never mind who pays for it, will the subsequent marriage be forced for the sake of morality? Or will he claim that they had no authority to prosecute him, claiming that it was a Democrat witch hunt?

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    4. Re:Does he have to pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another commenter stealing from Fark.

      Or maybe the joke is just that obvious?

    5. Re:Does he have to pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This could possibly be the funniest thing said on slashdot ever.

  9. Here is hoping by sithkhan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I hope he does the proper thing and resigns. Although the Republicans cannot afford a single loss of Senate seats, he needs to immediately show respect to the people of Alaska. Of course, I'm still waiting for William Jefferson (D - LA) to do the right thing too ...

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    1. Re:Here is hoping by pugugly · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah - they can knock him on his arse anytime now too.

      Pug

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    2. Re:Here is hoping by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      No one (that is, not the media, majority party in the House, nor any candidate) is tle least bit interested in pursuing the Jefferson case. It simply doesn't matter to them.

      It is hypocrisy of the highest order, but there is so much of that to go around that complaining about it is the functional equivalent of complaining about cigarette butts on the side of the road. Even when we see someone toss one out the window, it's just not worth the trouble to confront them with their insulting behaviour, much less actually ask for the minimal sanctions available under the law.

      And at best, you would get slapped up the side of the head for doing so. And get no sympathy from anyone. You should know better. Let it go. Not worth it.

      Of course, that gets us cans, bottles, bags full of trash, mattresses, dead pets, and occasionally people of no importance tossed out along the road as well.

      Very little to do about Mr. Jefferson, since his constituents seem to believe he was framed.

      Plenty to go around.

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    3. Re:Here is hoping by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Steven's is not someone inclined to do the right thing. He promised to resign if his precious Bridge to Nowhere was taken away, whatever came of that?

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    4. Re:Here is hoping by drcagn · · Score: 1

      Sadly, it looks like he is going to be reelected.

      (New Orleanian here.)

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    5. Re:Here is hoping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steven's is not someone inclined to do the right thing. He promised to resign if his precious Bridge to Nowhere was taken away, whatever came of that?

      It was never about the bridge -- it was about the money. Since Alaska got the money anyways (and then didn't use it to build a bridge) it doesn't matter to Stevens except in the sense that there's one less thing in Alaska to be named after him.

      Posting anonymously because I'm one of his constituents. One presumes his career won't last much longer but you'd better believe that he is extremely powerful in Alaska and contracts, jobs, grants, etc, don't necessarily go to people who cross him.

    6. Re:Here is hoping by zeroduck · · Score: 1

      Come on. Do your part down there. Not even the House Democrats want him back. They've already stripped him of all his committee assignments.

    7. Re:Here is hoping by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      You're right. That's a good point, he did still get the money for his constituents.

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    8. Re:Here is hoping by sheldon · · Score: 1

      I just looked and the trial is scheduled to start Dec 2,2008.

      So it seems a bit of a stretch to claim nobody wants to pursue it.

    9. Re:Here is hoping by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Aw crap, Jefferson isn't a Mississippi representative, he's a Louisiana rep, and former new Orleans mayor. Darn, Mississippi had their chance...
      But...

      'Nobody' WANTS to pursue it. well, not many Democrats, but they have pretty much given in:

      Not his constituents - they might re-elect him, but he seems to be 2nd or 3rd in the race. He beat out 6 other Democrats in the primary.

      The FBI raided his offices in May 06. The House predictably opposed this and challenged the legality of the raid, and no suprise there. The SCOTUS upheld the legality of the raid.

      The House did strip him of committee appointments, on Jun 15 06, by a 99-56 Democrat caucus vote, and a voice vote of the House later. Darn, they actually did it.

      But WANT to? I dunno. Speaker Nancy was mighty unhappy about it.

      Of course, maybe they did want to. After all, he's from New Orleans.

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  10. Summary Correction by epdp14 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The summary indicates that he faces up to 5 years in jail. This is incorrect. He faces up to 5 years in jail *per count*. Source: http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/27/stevens.jurors/index.html

    1. Re:Summary Correction by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If he isn't pardoned he'll probably do 6 months and probation if he behaves himself in the 'joint.

    2. Re:Summary Correction by mikael · · Score: 4, Informative

      A total of 35 years:

      The jury found Stevens guilty of "knowingly and willfully" scheming to conceal on Senate disclosure forms more than $250,000 in home renovations and other gifts from an Alaska-based oil industry contractor.

      Stevens faces a maximum sentence of up to to 35 years in prison -- five years for each of the seven counts.

      The contractor is VECO, who wanted to build a gas pipeline from Alaska

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    3. Re:Summary Correction by blair1q · · Score: 0

      Typically in cases such as this the judge sets the sentences to run concurrently.

      Then if Stevens' appeals show that one or more are false convictions, those can be vacated but the rest will continue to run.

      In this case his appeals will likely center on the court proceedings themselves, so they would apply to all of the convictions equally, so if he wins on appeal all will be vacated.

      Or the governor (remember her? she still has power, even if she doesn't have a brain) will commute his sentence, the way I. "Scooter" Libby's sentence was commuted by George W. "I know who the real traitor is" Bush.

    4. Re:Summary Correction by knarf · · Score: 1

      The summary is probably correct, although possibly by accident. There are two types of prison sentences in the US: those which can be served simultaneously ("concurrent sentences") and those which have to be served consecutively ("consecutive sentences"). His sentences probably fall in the former category so he would end up with a maximum stay of 5 years, no matter how on how many counts he has been convicted.

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    5. Re:Summary Correction by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The contractor is VECO, who wanted to build a gas pipeline from Alaska

      Veco sold out because of the bad press, they are now CH2M Hill. When you see that, you will know they are the ones that paid off Stevens for favors. Sure, they'll claim they just bought the company, but they did so *after* the CEO was arrested and while the FBI was still investigating them. CH2M Hill bought them *because* they were dirty, not in spite of it. The name change was not unlike Altria. That's a name that didn't exist until after the tobacco trials ended, then Philip Morris renamed themselves so people would buy more stock and not think so much about them being the convicted death-peddlers that lied to congress under oath and tried their best to addict children (and why do they get to lie to congress under oath about purposefully targeting children for something they know kills people and no one cares, but Clinton says something ambiguous about a blow job and millions go nuts?).

      Remember, CH2M Hill = illegally pays off US senators (and state senators, and state representatives and possibly US representatives as well) and does so flagrantly enough to get caught in a time no one cares.

    6. Re:Summary Correction by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      That's okay. Jail needs to be for violent criminals; not idiots like this.

      A fitting punishment would be to fire him and deny him any retirement benefits that he would have received. Seize all his assets to repay the citizens of Alaska for the pain and suffering he caused them. Then, turn his ass out on the street. Let him live on welfare/medicare/medicaide until he dies...

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    7. Re:Summary Correction by Larryish · · Score: 1

      I predict that the sentences will be run concurrent. 5 years X 7 counts = 5 years

      Sounds like mortgage maths.

  11. Welcome to PMITA Federal Prison... by nweaver · · Score: 2, Funny

    A scene a few months from now:

    Hello senator. Congratulations on being reelected dispite being a convicted felon. I hope you enjoy serving your remaining term in PMITA Federal Prsion. Have a nice day.

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    1. Re:Welcome to PMITA Federal Prison... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, he would so go to a country club prison. Does he look black to you?

    2. Re:Welcome to PMITA Federal Prison... by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      No, but more importantly:

      It was a non-violent crime
      He's old

    3. Re:Welcome to PMITA Federal Prison... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on being reelected dispite being a convicted felon. I hope you enjoy serving your remaining term in PMITA Federal Prsion.

      You know, that's a nickname for the Senate that I hadn't heard before, but I really can't find fault with it.

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    4. Re:Welcome to PMITA Federal Prison... by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > I hope you enjoy serving your remaining term in PMITA Federal Prsion. Have a nice day.

      Not exactly. Assume he wins and that he refuses to resign. He gets to serve in the Senate instead of prison. NOTHING stops a congresscritter from freely traveling to Congress when it is about to go into session. If he decides that is how he wants to roll he can drive down the freeway shooting an Uzi and when a cop pulls him over all he has to do is flash his ID and say he is headin' to Congress and that is that. They can file charges, fine him, do anything else they want but that can't impede his travel. Only Congress itself can expel a member and it takes a supermajority to do it. Hopefully the Senate will throw his ass out on a 99-1 vote, but this IS congress we are talking about.

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    5. Re:Welcome to PMITA Federal Prison... by kabloom · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. Assume he wins and that he refuses to resign. He gets to serve in the Senate instead of prison. NOTHING stops a congresscritter from freely traveling to Congress when it is about to go into session. If he decides that is how he wants to roll he can drive down the freeway shooting an Uzi and when a cop pulls him over all he has to do is flash his ID and say he is headin' to Congress and that is that. They can file charges, fine him, do anything else they want but that can't impede his travel. Only Congress itself can expel a member and it takes a supermajority to do it. Hopefully the Senate will throw his ass out on a 99-1 vote, but this IS congress we are talking about.

      You're lucky the system actually works here in the United States and that the two political parties don't try to persecute each other into the ground. This is a *very* important protection of our democracy that he could serve in Senate if elected, and it would trump his sentence. Otherwise, it would be really easy to prevent a popular dissident from sitting in Senate by convicting him in a show trial.

  12. The sad thing by internerdj · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The truely sad thing is that if he is reelected then he can serve. Forgetting there being no law against a felon holding office. Shouldn't there be some law to protect the American people from legislators who commit felonies relating to their position?

    1. Re:The sad thing by ScoLgo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To win a political race against Stevens, all his opponent needs do is bring this conviction up. That's not saying that I disagree with you but the real world will probably take care of this without the need for more laws.

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    2. Re:The sad thing by rautell · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Crazy, Felons can't vote in many states, but they can still hold federal office.

    3. Re:The sad thing by SydShamino · · Score: 4, Informative

      Shouldn't there be some law to protect the American people from legislators who commit felonies relating to their position?

      if he is reelected

      Didn't you answer your own question? We already have election law and it allows us to choose to replace our criminal legislators, or, if we feel that they are still able to competently serve us, choose to return them to office.

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    4. Re:The sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's called not voting for them.

      Seriously, there shouldn't need to be any other rules about it: If you are in jail because you embezzled funds from the government, there shouldn't be any idiots idiotic enough to elect you.

      (Sadly, that assumes that there is a limit to how idiotic people can be.)

    5. Re:The sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't there be some law to protect the American people from legislators who commit felonies relating to their position?

      No. If the American People(tm) don't want convicted felons in positions of power, they always have the option of not voting for them.

      IF the American People(tm) still vote for someone they know is a convicted felon, then maybe they want them in that position despite their past felonies. Who are you to tell them they haven't got the right to elect this person?

    6. Re:The sad thing by DogDude · · Score: 1

      No. The dumb electorate get what they deserve.

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    7. Re:The sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, I see you have forgotten the age-old axiom, "Make it idiot-proof and they'll just make a better idiot"?
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    8. Re:The sad thing by internerdj · · Score: 1

      But while representing a single state, he has proven he has the clout to hold sway over decisions affecting groups larger than his state. He is known to be a master of the pork-barrel and there are 49 states that have no say in his reelection that are affected by his actions. Maybe Alaskans don't want him now that he is a criminal, maybe they don't agree with the jury. We all know here, 10 people is hardly a useful survey sample.

    9. Re:The sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So convicted felons can serve and vote in the senate, but are generally restricted from voting in general elections.

      "America the Beautiful" indeed.

    10. Re:The sad thing by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      While there isn't a law specifically forbidding a felon from being elected to the Senate, the Senate would most likely censure him and remove him from his seat should he be elected.

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    11. Re:The sad thing by Chemisor · · Score: 0

      > Shouldn't there be some law to protect the American people from legislators
      > who commit felonies relating to their position?

      Did you know that desertion from the army is a felony? Do you also know that the Pope was a deserter in WWII? While desertion at the time of peace is just a felony (2-3 years max imprisonment in the US), during war it is punishable by death. If you insist on lumping all "felons" together as automatically evil, I would suggest that if you are good enough for the Holy See, you are probably good enough (too good?) to run for the US Senate.

    12. Re:The sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Convicted felons cannot vote. but can run for the office...

    13. Re:The sad thing by kabloom · · Score: 4, Informative

      The senate ethics committee can recommend that the he be expelled from senate by a 2/3 vote. The ethics committee has recommended such things before, but nobody's ever been expelled because they all resign first.

      The more likely possibility, however, is that Senator Stevens' close senate race has just gone down a series of tubes because of this.

    14. Re:The sad thing by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not necessarily. Most people will vote for a long-term Senator because they have a lot of seniority, and seniority in the Senate is everything. A very senior Senator will be able to have much greater influence and be much more successful at getting earmarks passed.

      In short, as long as a Senator is able to bring home the bacon to his district, a little thing like a felony conviction won't necessarily do him in.

    15. Re:The sad thing by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Perhaps. It depends on how partisan his constituency is. It may be that in Alaska, the Republicans are the Harlem Globetrotters and the Democrats are the Washington Generals.

    16. Re:The sad thing by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      The senate ethics committee can recommend that the he be expelled from senate by a 2/3 vote. The ethics committee has recommended such things before, but nobody's ever been expelled because they all resign first.
      Here's a good scenario for you. Stevens gets reelected. The new senate ends up being 59 democrats and 41 republicans -- one short of the 60-40 majority the democrats would need in order to override republican filibusters. The senate votes on expelling Stevens, and the vote is 59 yea, 41 nay.

    17. Re:The sad thing by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Perhaps. It depends on how partisan his constituency is. It may be that in Alaska, the Republicans are the Harlem Globetrotters and the Democrats are the Washington Generals.

      I find this comment utterly impenetrable. Anyone care to translate?

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    18. Re:The sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be pedantic, there is a law against felons holding public office, but only if they are convicted of treason, unless Congress decides otherwise by a 2/3 majority vote. See US Constitution, Amendment #14.

    19. Re:The sad thing by Darby · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would suggest that if you are good enough for the Holy See, you are probably good enough (too good?) to run for the US Senate.

      He was also a Nazi sympathizer who won his position through actively working to subvert justice to prevent prosecution of scumbags who rape little kids.

      You might consider actually developing a set of ethics and morals rather than claiming the magical sanctity of one of the most evil organizations in history.

      Sure, he's perfect for the Church, but let's not pretend that the Church would know a moral if it got bitten on the ass by a pack of them.

    20. Re:The sad thing by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

      I find this comment utterly impenetrable. Anyone care to translate?

      Perhaps. It depends on how partisan his constituency is. It may be that in Alaska, the Democrats are the *Chicago Cubs* and the Republicans are *whatever team they play for the pennant*.

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    21. Re:The sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Globetrotters = Jordon, Generals = your little brothers midget friend.

      The Harlem Globetrotters are a theater group of basketball players. They always lose the first half of the game to the Washington Generals, their arch-rival team (of paid to lose actors skilled at basketball). Then, as if by magic, the comedic stylings and dashing plays of the second half Globetrotters inevitably lead to the Globetrotters winning.

      There's two episodes of Futurama alone on this, much less the decades long history of the two showmanship teams.

      Or, you know, wiki-t:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlem_Globetrotters

    22. Re:The sad thing by svnt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The real world doesn't exist in Alaska. If what you've seen over the last several months hasn't convinced you, wait and see.

    23. Re:The sad thing by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      They are. Sarah Palin's ascent partly had to do with dissing other Republicans there---but the Republican brand is so strong in the Great White North that even with all the scandal, the Democrats still didn't win.

      But Stevens has had pretty tight margins this election due to the indictment (otherwise he'd be pretty safe), and the conviction can't help.

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    24. Re:The sad thing by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Well if the citizens of Alaska decide that he can still represent them, and if he choses to stay in office, then the senate still has rules that will result in his censure:
        - He'll be stripped of committee leadership positions (i.e. he won't be the ranking republican any more)
        - He may lose those committee positions entirely
        - It may be harder for him to beg favors (here, slip this into your bill) from colleagues who won't want to be tainted by him

      In other words his influence will without a doubt diminish, or it will be eliminated. If Alaskans still like that, so be it.

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    25. Re:The sad thing by winomonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As an Alaskan, I would be a little hesitant to put any money on a wager against his being reelected. I know a lot of people who have hated him (or been staunch Democrats) and yet have voted for him. Those who disagree with his ability to be a decent person typically acknowledge that he has gotten our state a ridiculous amount of money and development.

      His being so ridiculously connected, and his serving as the chair of so many committees, has made a lot of people give up a vote to him. It is funny/sad to see people give up their own moral pride to keep the cash flowing in. On another note, for all of his crap and corruption, he has also done some good for the state and its many indigenous peoples.

      While I think that this is going to be a pretty major nail in the coffin of his political life, I am not convinced that it will really lay the issue to rest (it would take either a stake and some garlic or a severed spinal cord, depending on whether you tie his longevity to his being a vampire or one of the undead).

    26. Re:The sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      his opponent could bring it up and win... if his opponent were any better (for Alaska, im not arguing that he is not corrupt)

    27. Re:The sad thing by greeze · · Score: 1

      Really? Why is it that felons can run for office but in many states felons can't vote? This makes no sense to me.

    28. Re:The sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To win a political race against Stevens, all his opponent needs do is bring this conviction up. That's not saying that I disagree with you but the real world will probably take care of this without the need for more laws.

      Everyone in Alaska already knows that Stevens is corrupt as hell, that was never a question. They've known it for decades. They keep voting for him because the guy brings home the bacon. It only became a bigger national issue more recently.

    29. Re:The sad thing by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      He can also be ejected from the senate by a 2/3 vote, however - which the Dems are aiming for and may be able to achieve. Also, even the GOP can't be too proud of this stain on their party - I could see at least a few of them voting to out him as well.

      His opponent in the race, incidentally, is the Democrat currently serving as mayor of Anchorage.

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    30. Re:The sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you answer your own question? We already have election law and it allows us to choose to replace our criminal legislators, or, if we feel that they are still able to competently serve us, choose to return them to office.

      It'd be soooo nice if it actually worked that way, though.

    31. Re:The sad thing by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      While I agree in this case, I think such a law in general would be a bad idea: Think civil rights leader a couple of decades ago and you'll quickly be able to see why someone who is a felon might be the right person for office. (If the law is wrong.)

      That said: If you are voting for this guy, you either don't care about corruption, or are in his pocket.

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    32. Re:The sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all, the rest are just unconvicted.

    33. Re:The sad thing by Tenek · · Score: 1

      Seniority takes something of a backseat to party affiliation. The Democrats are virtually guaranteed to hold the Senate until 2012 or later. That's a long time to sit in the minority.

    34. Re:The sad thing by BTG9999 · · Score: 1

      In Alaska it is not that the Republicans have more support then the Democrats, but that 3rd parties take enough votes from the Dems to pretty much give the Republicans the victory in State-wide elections.

    35. Re:The sad thing by kromozone · · Score: 1

      There are some states where felons cannot obtain any state license, they even block felons from becoming barbers and plumbers. It's a good way to ensure the recidivism rate among drug distributors stays nice and high. This makes no sense to me.

    36. Re:The sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      being a vampire or one of the undead

      Or? Hand in your Geek ID at the door please.

    37. Re:The sad thing by pngmangi42 · · Score: 1

      But Congress would have to pass the law. Why would a group of felons pass a law to ban felons from being able to pass laws in the future?

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    38. Re:The sad thing by ral · · Score: 1

      nobody's ever been expelled because they all resign first.

      Not quite true but you do have to go back in history a bit.

    39. Re:The sad thing by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      in most states after a felon has served ALL their time they go back to being a normal citizen and can vote again. Some this is automatic, some you have to ask for it back. It's only in very recent history that being a felon was being "thrown away".

      Of course if a "felony" could prevent you from serving in office forever you'd see guys like Clinton convicted of Sodomy as soon as possible (I'd venture Arkansas takes a hard line on that one too) so he was out forever. Hell, some state would make J-walking a felony to snag whatever politicians they wanted. You can't serve while under punishment, but the people can elect whoever they want.. it took a special act of Congress after the Civil War to stop the South from re-electing the people that lead the succession, that's how much leaway was given.

    40. Re:The sad thing by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      That's exactly the reason. By preventing felons from running, it allows a party in power to convict those that they don't like to prevent them from having to face them in elections. It's been used in other countries, where trumped-up charges are brought against political opponents specifically to disrupt their ability to run for office.

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    41. Re:The sad thing by 644bd346996 · · Score: 1

      All bills come to a final vote where senators from all states have the opportunity to reject a bill that is pork-laden. If Sen. Tubes were so bad about stuffing pork into bills, the other senators could stop him.

    42. Re:The sad thing by 644bd346996 · · Score: 0

      Even if the senate did expel Stevens, his replacement would almost certainly be appointed by Palin.

    43. Re:The sad thing by mikael · · Score: 1

      It is the same everywhere. Every region lives in its own reality bubble, where small local events will always get more coverage than small or even major events in other regions and cities.

      The fact that local shopkeepers are losing trade due to new parking restrictions will always seem to be more important than the large city 40 miles away getting a corporation to relocate their corporate headquarters.

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    44. Re:The sad thing by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      We already have election law and it allows us to choose to replace our criminal legislators, or, if we feel that they are still able to competently serve us, choose to return them to office.

      Unless we are felons, in which case we can't vote. (i'm pretty sure this is a huge breach of the constitution, but the authoritarian USSC doesn't give a damn.)

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    45. Re:The sad thing by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      To win a political race against Stevens, all his opponent needs do is bring this conviction up.

      Then why are there tons of people calling in to talk shows and writting comments that they are saddened that he was convicted and that they will be voting for him anyway? Why is it that the political analysts expect that 7 felony convictions will cause a 5-10 point drop in the polls? Yes, that's about one in ten people planning on voting for him that will change their minds because he's now a convicted felon. Or, 9/10 people will happily vote for their candidate despite the fact he got convicted of taking bribes. Bring it up all he wants, his opponent will probably lose points if he focuses on the 7 felony convictions and nothing else. It's Alaska.

    46. Re:The sad thing by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Because felon = "darkie with a gun" or "lowlife scumbag" (and political points have never been lost by acting tough on those) not "white white collar criminal". Since the odds of the first two ever being elected are fairly low, not much need to pass a law against it. The third, though, includes a fair percentage of the people who pass law, so not something to pass a law against.

    47. Re:The sad thing by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I can easily see the Senate Republicans maintaining party discipline and forcing a party-line vote to keep Stevens in office, felony or no felony.

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    48. Re:The sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's classical vampires which are undead, and then are the new-fangled hollywood vampires where vampirism is transmitted by a virus.

      Zombies on the other hand, are always undead.

    49. Re:The sad thing by bentcd · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't there be some law to protect the American people from legislators who commit felonies relating to their position?

      No. This would make it too easy for the administration (whichever one it may be) to get rid of the political opposition by having them convicted on trumped-up charges.

      Let the People decide if they want to vote for a convicted man or not.

      (For a slightly similar reason, it is also wrong to disenfranchise convicted felons.)

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    50. Re:The sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Look to the Mayor of Detroit for an example of a convicted felon who seemingly has the full support of the people he would screw.

    51. Re:The sad thing by kabloom · · Score: 1

      And in that situation he would keep his seat, because he needs 2/3 to be expelled. But since he's been convicted, probably some republicans go along.

    52. Re:The sad thing by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      Which in turn makes the electorate appear to be the biggest problem in the States.

      Niccolo Machiavelli was was right.

    53. Re:The sad thing by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      It is odd that a felon can hold office, but can't vote for the same office in quite a few states.

      Another double-standard.

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    54. Re:The sad thing by sheldon · · Score: 1

      This is Alaska we are talking about.

      Alaska is as close to a socialist state we have in this country. Everybody who lives there is on the government dole. It's all about how much pork you can bring back to the state, and Stevens has been the king of it. So I wouldn't count him out too fast.

      They're not like us regular folks down here in the lower 48.

      [/snark]

    55. Re:The sad thing by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Sadly, Alaskans are so addicted to his earmarks and power that they will vote for him anyway. Even in the midst of being tried for corruption the last poles showed him in a dead-even race with his Democratic challenger.

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    56. Re:The sad thing by riondluz · · Score: 1

      maybe the obvious solution to a convicted pol that still serves is
      that he loses seniority? Even if 2/3'rds cant be mustered to
      get them out, at least they'll be neutered:)

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    57. Re:The sad thing by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      Even if the senate did expel Stevens, his replacement would almost certainly be appointed by Palin.

      Nope, there'd be a special election: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/othernationalelectionstories/2008319716_stevens28.html

    58. Re:The sad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similar concept: Do you want your government to be able to pick and choose who can run for office based on who they choose to probe? In the case where (like most elections) I'm picking the lesser of two evils, should one of those evils be denied to me due to the specific type of evil previously committed? Elections are about choice, so restricting my choices denies me a fair voting process.

  13. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by vil3nr0b · · Score: 5, Informative

    Another bad apple is fine. We will send him to prison just like Stevens. Eventually America will get pissed enough to start hanging these crooks in the street.....then it will stop.

  14. Could this hurt McCain/Palin? by Doug52392 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This pretty much ruined Ted's shot of being reelected, but will this hurt the image of political figures from Alaska? So close to election day, could this affect Sarah Palin's image? Morality? (Which has already been questioned).

    So what could this do to John McCain's campaign?

    (Probably already missed first post)

    1. Re:Could this hurt McCain/Palin? by richardkelleher · · Score: 1, Troll

      Pretty much to late for anyone else to do damage to the M/P ticket. M's selection of P as his running mate took care of what little was left of his credibility.

    2. Re:Could this hurt McCain/Palin? by rudedog · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This pretty much ruined Ted's shot of being reelected

      They're so cute when they're in their young, naive stage. Too bad they grow up so fast.

    3. Re:Could this hurt McCain/Palin? by davewalthall · · Score: 1

      ill this hurt the image of political figures from Alaska? So close to election day, could this affect Sarah Palin's image? Morality? (Which has already been questioned).

      Actually, being the target of a bribe shows that Stevens is an experienced candidate. Being linked to experience can only help Palin.

    4. Re:Could this hurt McCain/Palin? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Funny, but not really realistic. Alaskan's were about ready to drop Stevens even before the guilty verdicts. His popularity has nowhere to go but down for the next 8 days.

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    5. Re:Could this hurt McCain/Palin? by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

      Palin has been at odds with Stevens for a while now, at least in some respects (as usual, Wikipedia is a decent starting point for more detail). IIRC McCain is in the same boat, and Palin's nomination was said to be partly motivated as a swipe at Stevens.

    6. Re:Could this hurt McCain/Palin? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Palin has been at odds with Stevens for a while now

      Sure, for the same reason Bush is unpopular with Republicans who've backed his policies that have made him unpopular: rats flee a sinking ship. Palin doesn't castigate other Republicans because she's ethical, but because she's a ladder climber happy to climb over your back if you stumble.

    7. Re:Could this hurt McCain/Palin? by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This pretty much ruined Ted's shot of being reelected

      Don't be so sure, in the Senate seniority is everything, it determines who chairs the powerful committees and who controls the agendas that come before those committees and ultimately how much money goes back to the home state. Now, Alaska is not a very big state population wise and would not get even HALF of the federal money that they currently get if they replaced Stevens and started all over again with a very junior Senator. It would take decades for Alaska to rebuild the influence that they currently have built up in Stevens who, along with the oil companies, has but tens of thousands of dollars (cold hard cash) directly into the pockets of average Alaskans over the years. Alaska under Stevens gets roughly $1.80+ of every tax dollar they spend back for a profit of 0.80+ cents for every tax dollar they send to the Federal Government. Meanwhile, States like California, which do not have Senators anywhere near as senior as Stevens, get much less than $1 back for every $1 in taxes paid to the Federal Government. Alaskans have too much invested in Stevens to cut him loose for failing to declare gifts from oil companies and as difficult as it may be for west coast Liberals to understand, most Alaskans like the oil companies and want even more drilling because royalties go directly into the pockets of average Alaskans (thousands of dollars per family per year).

    8. Re:Could this hurt McCain/Palin? by sheldon · · Score: 1

      What this poster said may not have been politically correct, but it's hard to deny he's wrong.

    9. Re:Could this hurt McCain/Palin? by CarneAzada · · Score: 0

      Speaking of McCain, he better keep his hands off MY tubes!

  15. About Time . . . by LordGr8one · · Score: 1

    Finally. I'm only saddened that it took criminal charges to get rid of that porker. I wonder how Sarah Palin is going to govern her state without all that federal money coming in?

    1. Re:About Time . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably with the Oil tax revenues of which the Federal Government gets 50%, or were you just trolling?

  16. !badsummary by AudioInfecktion · · Score: 2, Informative

    Thats 5 years for each count.. and he was found guilty on all of them.

  17. Re:But Colin Powell! by megamerican · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When did embracing a war criminal's endorsement become a good thing? People must have short memories. Don't they realize that he sold his credibility down the river so we could go to war with Iraq?

    Its also worth mentioning that this endorsement came 2 days after the movie W. released, which painted Colin Powell as a genius. Not surprisingly the movie didn't do very well. Who wants to watch a movie about a recurring nightmare they've had for the past 8 years? Not me.

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  18. teddy tubes by sohp · · Score: 1

    Couldn't happen to a better guy.

    1. Re:teddy tubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, Charles Rangel comes to mind.

  19. Poor Senator... by Phizzle · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Instead of getting "gifts" he should have taken money wired through a "Series of Tubes" to an dummy company somewhere in Panama.

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    1. Re:Poor Senator... by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      Nah. Just take the cash and put it in your freezer.

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  20. That's five years on each count. by richardkelleher · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If you check you will find that that is 5 years on each count. I haven't seen anyone report how many counts there are, but the implication is that the number is greater than one. He will of course not spend a day in jail. If need be, such a friend of the oil industry will be pardoned by the great tool of the oil industry, Dick Cheney who will pull the appropriate string on his puppet and have Bush issue a pardon.

    1. Re:That's five years on each count. by richardkelleher · · Score: 1

      So the number of counts is actually 7. Just heard on MSNBC.

    2. Re:That's five years on each count. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      But will they be served consecutively or concurrently?

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    3. Re:That's five years on each count. by richardkelleher · · Score: 1

      You didn't read the first message, the answer is not at all.

    4. Re:That's five years on each count. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      You didn't read the first message, the answer is not at all.

      No, I read it; I just selectively ignored the portion that got it modded as Redundant. ;)

      What I meant to ask though was: would the court rule they be served consecutively or concurrently? That's my mistake, and I own up to it. I'd still like to know if these are charges that are generally sentenced to be served consecutively or concurrently, and who decides (judge, jury, or statute) and/or is it arbitrary (i.e. to make an example of someone).

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    5. Re:That's five years on each count. by richardkelleher · · Score: 1

      The press is saying it is unlikely he will serve more that an few months even if there is no pardon or commutation of sentence. I'm pretty sure that the Judge decides how sentences are served (the consecutive v concurrent thing), but it may be controlled by legislatively mandated guidelines. Those are getting more popular every year because legislators (both state and federal) seem not to trust judges to make correct decisions or they perceive to much variability in sentences from judge to judge.

    6. Re:That's five years on each count. by richardkelleher · · Score: 1

      Do you suppose it was the 5 years per count or the Bush being a puppet that drew the Redundant mod?

    7. Re:That's five years on each count. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I think it is a toss-up between the years-per-count and the pardon. The former would be redundant with someone who was himself redundant on the pardon issue. I think more likely the pardon. If it were the puppetry, I'd think you'd have gotten a Troll or Flamebait on from someone taking personal offense on behalf of his party.

      Personally, with Dick Cheney, I never thought I'd see the day when I'd miss Dan Quayle, but there it is. But with Sarah Palin, I have to ask: do I miss Quayle that badly?

      Now that will probably get me a Flamebait, so I'm not gonna use my Karma Bonus.

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  21. I feel sorry for this guy by fermion · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Stevens probably did a lot to help alaska. He probably knows more about the politics than anyone. He was in office for, what, 40 years, only 9 years less than Alaska has been a state. And the charges might be trumped out, and the defense was good. It was essentially what Reagan used in his drug smuggling case. I was not my doing, I don't recall, I don't know. So it is probably an effort to get him out of office. If he should have to office for so long.

    OTOH, one has to think that a guy that can't control his household might be over the edges. That he is so much a part of the Washington Elite, that he might not distinguish between what is done to benefit the country and what is done to enrich himself. It really speaks to the accumulation of power, and the corruption that accompanies it. One can imagine that a dictator might not be such a bad thing, except eventually the accumulated power and privilege ends up warping the sense of reality to a mentally deformed image. It is kind of the story of this election, can a guy with 8 houses and 13 cars and a corporate jet and a young rich second wife really represent the bulk of the people who do not have any of these. I don't know. It will be a change in Alaska, and we will see if they can make it. If they have been broken from their benevolent benefactor, or freed from their father figure. I sure he did good, but perhaps did not get out when the good he did was not overwhelming.

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    1. Re:I feel sorry for this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I guess I can take that to the bank

    2. Re:I feel sorry for this guy by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You didn't just... seriously... describe the Reagan defense as "good"? Please, seriously?

      The "Either I'm guilty as all fuck or I have no idea what even my senior people are doing" defense?

    3. Re:I feel sorry for this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its better than the chewbacca defense. That being a logical fallacy and all. Who here hasn't forgotten something?

    4. Re:I feel sorry for this guy by Darby · · Score: 1, Troll

      You didn't just... seriously... describe the Reagan defense as "good"? Please, seriously?

      In the sense that he literally got away with murder, drug dealing, and aiding and abetting terrorists it was a good defense.
      In the sense that justice was completely miscarried and Congress's cowardly failure to hold him and the rest of that pack of traitors accountable led to them coming back in the current administration to continue their crimes against this nation, it was a bad thing.

    5. Re:I feel sorry for this guy by amRadioHed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't. He did a lot for Alaska only because he was the senate King of Pork barrel spending. He did little good for the country as a whole. Good riddance.

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    6. Re:I feel sorry for this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      young rich second wife

      Rich and second I'll give you, but what makes you think she's young? The old harridan invariably looks like they dug her up for the picture. Young-er (than him) I might buy.

    7. Re:I feel sorry for this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, well, probably better than a man who has never held a job, has never made less than $120,000 a year, and who is guilty of more corrupt politics than this old geezer is (look up Tony Rezco.) You're right, McCain isn't an every-man, but he's poorer than John Kerry and I bet you voted for him last time around. And he's not a radical Marxist who thinks the fundamental thing wrong with this country is the constitution (his words, not mine.)

      Obama is a nut, McCain is a senile idiot. The last nut we had in office was LBJ, he started the Vietnam war. The last senile idiot we had was Reagan, he fucked up the country less than Bush or Clinton. (Bush was not a senile idiot, btw. He was just an idiot.)

    8. Re:I feel sorry for this guy by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Ted Steven was a power-hungry prick who funneled money from the American taxpayer into worthless projects in his home state to serve his own political ends while charging it all to the national debt that will burden generations of Americans to come, and lining his own pockets with bribes and other goodies from companies he he did special favors for. He's a corrupt piece of shit and doesn't deserve your sympathy just because he happened to live to an old age. Assholes grown old too, and when they do they're still assholes.

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    9. Re:I feel sorry for this guy by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So it is probably an effort to get him out of office.

      You are kidding, right? The guy that gave him the gifts has already been convicted of bribery. He admits to bribing or trying to bribe lots of Alaskan politicians. There is no doubt that Stevens did not pay for the work done. His defense is that his cabin received work, he paid for work, and the work was done. He didn't know that the work done cost more than it did and that someone else footed the bill. His defense includes admitting that he received financial benefit from someone and didn't report it properly. The only issue was whether he knew he accepted extra funds under the table from a convicted briber or not. That's not some trumped up charge of bribery. His only defense is that the bribe was so subtle that he didn't know it was a bribe.

      I sure he did good, but perhaps did not get out when the good he did was not overwhelming.

      He was the worst kind of politician, but unfortunately, the most common kind. He's one that put his state above the nation. When everyone in Congress does that, we get pork for everyone and no health care for anyone, like we have now. I have bridges to nowhere, and health care costs increasing at an exponential rate. That's what happens when people like Stevens run Congress, and that's what we have now. That's not an issue of party, but of the voter's goals of wanting to hurt their neighbors if it gives them $5 more.

  22. Damn my sense of decorum by lemur666 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I wonder if his fellow prisoners will come to view Mr. Stevens as "a series of..." It's a joke that begs to be made. But I just can't...

    Let's just say I hope Mr. Steven's enjoys his new position on the Cigarette Appropriations Committee" and leave it at that.

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  23. WTF?!!? by robinsonne · · Score: 5, Informative

    Despite being a convicted felon, he is not required to drop out of the race or resign from the Senate. If he wins re-election, he can continue to hold his seat because there is no rule barring felons from serving in Congress. The Senate could vote to expel Stevens on a two-thirds vote. Article here

    WTF?!?! Seriously?

    From same article, when asked about stepping down: "Put this down: That will never happen - ever, OK?" Stevens said in the weeks leading up to his trial. "I am not stepping down. I'm going to run through and I'm going to win this election.

    What an absolutely arrogant bastard! It's good to know what the rule of law really means to the men in charge of this country.

    1. Re:WTF?!!? by Snowblindeye · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ... there is no rule barring felons from serving in Congress.

      Aren't felons barred from voting? So, they can't be trusted enough to cast one vote in several millions, but they can be trusted enough to be a Senator?

    2. Re:WTF?!!? by MBCook · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If felons were barred from serving in the Senate / Congress, then all you'd have to do is get people you don't like convicted of little petty things which may technically be felonies (due to their positions) and you could control who was in charge. It's probably for the best things are this way. The leaders of the Senate can kick him out if they want, as that MSN article says.

      Should a few parking tickets get someone kicked out of congress? I'm not supporting being a scoff-law about them, but would that really necessitate removing them from office?

      That said, I'd support a mandatory recall election on representatives who are convicted of felonies.

      Or I would if he wasn't up for re-election in less than 2 weeks anyway.

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    3. Re:WTF?!!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...We look after our own.

    4. Re:WTF?!!? by LearnToSpell · · Score: 1

      Parking tickets aren't even a criminal offense in most places, let alone a felony. Got a better example of a "little petty thing" that's a felony?

    5. Re:WTF?!!? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Despite being a convicted felon, he is not required to drop out of the race or resign from the Senate.

      WTF?!?! Seriously?

      "Let's get felons off the streets of America, and back into Congress where they belong!

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    6. Re:WTF?!!? by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      +100, Insightful.

      I honestly never got the point of barring felons from voting. What if they rehabilitate while serving their sentence? Besides which, how are they any less human, or any less a citizen, simply because they've committed a crime?

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    7. Re:WTF?!!? by lakeland · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure, how about pirating music?

    8. Re:WTF?!!? by Tmack · · Score: 2, Informative
      In most states, a felon can be given the right to vote again by the parole board...

      "Generally, a person must complete all the requirements of all felony sentences before the right to vote may be restored. This also applies to the right to serve on a jury, sign an initiative, or run for office."

      "Each state has its own laws regarding losing the right to vote if convicted of a felony. For example, some states restore the right to vote as soon as the prison term is completed. In Maine and Vermont, a convicted felon does not lose the right to vote. In every other state, persons convicted of a felony lose the right to vote for a period of time."

      So at least in Washington State, he couldn't run for office until AFTER completing his sentence.

      tm

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    9. Re:WTF?!!? by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      I found this pretty incredulous, too. This needs to be changed. Who can change it? Probably Congress. Will they change it? Ha! Half of them are (bipartisan) crooks; it's like asking them to give themselves a pay cut.

      Personally, I think those who make (and/or enforce) the rules should be held to a higher standard of them. If a Senator gets pulled over and found guilty of some federal DUI law, s/he should spend twice as long in the slammer.

      And any elected official who abuses his position for his own gain, be it accepting bribes like Mr. Tubes here, hiring/firing preferentially, or changing laws to support his/her own interest ("Well, let's lower property taxes for any houses worth more than $500K" "But Senator, your house is worth a million." "FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND, ALL IN FAVOR") should be charged with high treason. Actually getting someone convicted of such will likely be very hard, but it would be a very good noose to hang in their office to remind them to stay in line.

      It will never happen in this democracy, of course, for the same reason that the felony issue won't change. However, hopefully these kinds of ideas get out and are heard by a group who makes a new democracy and puts that in.

    10. Re:WTF?!!? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      What an absolutely arrogant bastard!

      You must be new here. ;) Seriously, this is Ted Stevens we're talking about. That he's an "absolutely arrogant bastard" is not news. He's the epitome of the old senator stereotype -- in terms of popularity, arrogance, and corruption, he's got it all. One of the true old boys in the old boys network (or "good ol' boy network" as the case may be).

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    11. Re:WTF?!!? by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      Felons tend to prefer Democrats. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the laws against felons are part of a strategy.

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    12. Re:WTF?!!? by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      Laws against felons voting, even. Of course there are laws against felons.

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    13. Re:WTF?!!? by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Informative

      Felons can have their rights restored by the appropriate legislatures after serving their sentences. One famous example was Johnny Cash. It is not uncommon for the legislature to restore selected rights to a whole group of felons at once - for example Florida restored rights to over 60,000 prior felons in one bill.
      It is also not unusual for some states to make restoration automatic - for example, it became automatic in Maryland for all felons to regain their right to vote as soon as they have finished serving any parole or probation, on July 1st, 2007. There is a single exception for MD, felons convicted of buying or selling votes.
            Usually, the right to bear arms is not restored, but the rights to vote, run for office and petition are. Rights of free association and movement may be limited, most commonly in the case of some sex offenders, even after other rights are restored.

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    14. Re:WTF?!!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In Virginia, oral and anal sex are "crimes against nature" classified as class six felonies.

    15. Re:WTF?!!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like there is no precedent for refusal to step down after some "indiscretion". I seem to remember Representative Jim Trafficant having a similar reaction to his conviction and election run a few years back. Power is a drug for many of these people. You shouldn't be surprised that they would be so defiant in giving that power up.

    16. Re:WTF?!!? by Tom · · Score: 1

      Isn't it the US where convicted felons can't vote?

      So you can't vote, but you can be elected? Now that's a nice standard. "Nah, we can't have criminals affect the course of our society. We prefer being ruled by them."

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    17. Re:WTF?!!? by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      It sounds bad enough when you say it like this, but this also wasn't a case of a guy doing something like breaking into a house or commiting assault or some other more "everyman" criminal charge - this was a case of corruption (specifically, allowing an oil company to make massive renovations to his house without reporting them as gifts like he ought have done).

      So... we're not just allowing convicted felons run for re-election, we're allowing felons convicted of abusing their position in the government run for re-election? WTF indeed!

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    18. Re:WTF?!!? by zenyu · · Score: 1

      Isn't it the US where convicted felons can't vote? So you can't vote, but you can be elected? Now that's a nice standard. "Nah, we can't have criminals affect the course of our society. We prefer being ruled by them."

      The rule allowing felons to serve is a good one, and the one most democratic governments have it. The reason for it is to prevent the party in power from subverting democracy by making something the loyal opposition does a crime. They can still make something a crime of course, but if the electorate sees it as a scam they can override put the loyal opposition in power so that they can revert the law to it's former state.

      But this isn't a case of voter suppression, the anti-bribery laws have been on the books a long time and a jury of his peers found him guilty of violating these laws. If he does manage to get re-elected he will probably resign and Sarah Palin will appoint a temporary Republican Senator who will serve until the vacancy election is held, and whoever he is he will probably win in this overwhelmingly Republican state. If Stevens loses, the Democrat Mark Begich will have six years to prove himself before standing for re-election.

      If Stevens wins, but refuses to resign, the Senate will almost certainly kick him out; they are free to do this even if Bush pardons him. My guess is that a Bush will probably commute the imprisonment portion of Ted Steven's sentence, if he does not outright pardon him. Few want to see this elder statesman live out the remainder of his years in prison despite the shame he has brought to the Senate.

    19. Re:WTF?!!? by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      If felons were barred from serving in the Senate / Congress, then all you'd have to do is get people you don't like convicted of little petty things which may technically be felonies (due to their positions) and you could control who was in charge.

      Yeah, we just do it indirectly, through citizens, by preventing felons from voting in many states (under varying circumstances). Even for what should be petty things like possessing a few ounces of a controlled substance.

    20. Re:WTF?!!? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Should a few parking tickets get someone kicked out of congress?

      They can already wave their U.S. Congressman badge and get immunity from such infractions (which most of them do to get out of speeding tickets, on a regular basis), so that's not actually an issue. It would have to be something more serious.

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    21. Re:WTF?!!? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      What is a "Felony," versus a "Misdemeanor," varies from state to state. I know someone who was ticketed for not having her dog on a leash, and so, now has a felony conviction on her record... Presumably, you wouldn't want a "good" senator kicked out because they didn't obey a leash law.

      However, they are unable to hold leadership positions in the Congress after being just indicted for a felony (they don't have to be convicted). Tom Delay stepping down as House Majority Leader would be an example... Or it ALMOST would be, if the Republicans hadn't voted to strike the rule shortly after his conviction. To his credit, he resigned anyways.

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    22. Re:WTF?!!? by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      +100, Insightful.

      I honestly never got the point of barring felons from voting. What if they rehabilitate while serving their sentence? Besides which, how are they any less human, or any less a citizen, simply because they've committed a crime?

      What if the law they violated is fundamentally unjust, and the felony label is being used in the same way SLAPP suits and poll taxes were.

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    23. Re:WTF?!!? by worthawholebean · · Score: 1

      It's pretty simple in my view. Convicted felons don't get elected. Stevens' race was already slipping out of his grasp, and this only solidifies a Begich win.

    24. Re:WTF?!!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      felons may be barred from voting, but Senators have a right to be criminally corrupt.

    25. Re:WTF?!!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a reason for this, and it's to avoid tying up your political opponent in petty (and most likely planted) felony cases to pull him out of office. If a felony conviction can get someone out of office, then we have a situation where we will see more political criminals. It's not a perfect system, but those are the pretenses behind it.

      That said, I would like the same courtesy extended to voting as well. A felon should be able to vote too. (You can't in the U.S. as of now.) Say you were jailed for breaking DRM to copy your own media. (Unlikely now, but not for long.) Wouldn't you want to vote for someone that has a saner view on DRM and copyright? That's just an example that the /. crowd would appreciate, but there are a lot of cases similar to it. Just because the law says so, it doesn't mean the law is necessarily good. The only exception I can think of, is banning voting by felons that were indicted for voting fraud and other crimes directly aimed at undermining a fair election.

    26. Re:WTF?!!? by bataras · · Score: 1

      I want to hear a reporter ask him (probably yell to him as he walks past) "senator, are you sorry for your crimes?"

    27. Re:WTF?!!? by riondluz · · Score: 1

      after reading the posts to this thread, including yours, a half-step
      remedy seems obvious:

      my email to rep. salazar on the ethics committee:

      In light of the conviction of Ted Stevens, do you think it may be possible to get enough votes in the senate to rescind a representatives' seniority if they are convicted of a crime?

      My proposition seems only reasonable and is a common-sense approach to the fact that someone
      can both serve office while at the same time being convicted while still in office; despite not having
      a 2/3'ds majority to be thrown out.

      It would also stem the (remote) possibility of his winning re-election
      based solely on his ability to bring home the pork to alaskans.

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    28. Re:WTF?!!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a rather fantastic delusion, now isn't it? Life's a gas when you can blame everything on the other team.

  24. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by RabidMoose · · Score: 1

    More than likely, he'll be beaten in the election by Mark Begich, the current Mayor of Anchorage. Other than being a proponent of photo radar, he doesn't seem like such a bad guy.
    That said, power has this tenacious tendancy to corrupt.

  25. Re:But Colin Powell! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Agreed. Maybe he can join Stevens in the pen, someday.

    A Senator in the Fed Pen? he's going to come face to face with a whole new series of tubes!

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  26. Corrupt bastard by nzgeek · · Score: 1

    I don't care about the hype around the silly "series of tubes" comment. The corrupt bastard got what he deserved.
    Kickbacks are far too common in politics, and ultimately lead to the "lobbyist" driven politics like the DMCA.

  27. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by shma · · Score: 1

    I would celebrate, but I know in my heart he'll be replaced by someone just as bad. Our body politic is rotten to the core.

    Mark Begich, mayor of Anchorage, is the man who will most likely replace him if Stevens loses on Nov. 4th. However, I have read that there is no rule in the Senate which forbids senators from being convicted felons. With the option of a Bush pardon still on the table, it is entirely possible that Stevens could hold his senate seat.

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  28. A New Hope... by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

    Everyone's known this guy was corrupt when he gave his silver-tongued speech about the blogotubes years ago. Today, we finally see that sometimes, someone will do something about it -- and succeed. Now, if only we could get some 5-year prison sentences rolled out for all those who didn't vote an explicit "Nay" on the FISA bill Before my little girl loses faith in democracy...

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  29. Can he vote? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Convicted felons in Alaska are unable to vote while they are serving their sentence, so I find it very odd that they would be able to run for office.

  30. Dear Ted: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Have fun at Gitmo.

    Cordially,
    Kilgore Trout

  31. he'll be pardoned for sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you think he wanted a speedy trial?

    1. Re:he'll be pardoned for sure by Intron · · Score: 1

      "Why do you think he wanted a speedy trial?"

      That's the bizarre part. He wanted the trial done before elections, and he willingly took the stand in his own defense. That indicates that he believed he was innocent and would get off. There seems to be a class of amoral individuals who believe that whatever they do must be ok. Rules only apply to other people.

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    2. Re:he'll be pardoned for sure by plover · · Score: 1

      I think this was a part of the legal strategy to go early. Regardless of verdict, it worked to his advantage to have a decision before the elections. If he was found innocent, he'd have no problem with the election. If found guilty, he has the conviction done before George Bush leaves office, so he will be pardoned before having to serve time. The Republican loyalty code ensures it.

      Justice would have been served ONLY IF the jury had hung, dragging the trial out beyond Obama's inauguration. And that didn't happen.

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    3. Re:he'll be pardoned for sure by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

      "Why do you think he wanted a speedy trial?"

      That's the bizarre part. He wanted the trial done before elections, and he willingly took the stand in his own defense. That indicates that he believed he was innocent and would get off

      Not necessarily. It means he believed that they couldn't prove it.

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  32. He lost his conservative media blessing. by sethstorm · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Now when will it be Palin's turn, or will they just simply say that they didn't have the authority?

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    1. Re:He lost his conservative media blessing. by cwcpetech · · Score: 1

      He lost his conservative media blessing. (Score:0, Flamebait)

      It's not as if the parent poster couldn't see that coming. Who gave Palin fans modpoints?

  33. Turn about is fair play by DynaSoar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    There'll be enough signal as well as noise regarding felony conviction vs. senate election and so forth. I've got a different angle:

    If Stevens is guilty, then the oil company/lobby/unnamed source is too. Said 'too' is undoubtedly backed by big money (of at least buy-a-Senator amounts). As a sentence, whether from the senate building or a jail cell, Stevens should be made to administer an agency that uses money from 'too' to renovate everybody else's houses. To add a touch of irony, the covered renovations should only be those which reduce oil consumption.

    Sure it's silly. So's the assumption that Stevens will suffer any ill effects of any sentence. He's too rich for that to happen.

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  34. I predict... by cplusplus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...a presidential pardon in 85 days.

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    1. Re:I predict... by DerekSTheRed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nahh... He won't be pardoned. He'll just have his sentence commuted.

    2. Re:I predict... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      ...a presidential pardon in 85 days.

      No, thanks to Cheney's power-grab, it will be a vice-presidential pardon.

    3. Re:I predict... by svnt · · Score: 1

      And after that, a blowjob!

      Er, wait, sorry, which president is it again?

    4. Re:I predict... by svnt · · Score: 1

      Taking this seriously, as it probably will happen, what are the odds that Stevens' "gamble" was no gamble at all?

      If the trial dragged on, he would have been convicted after the Bush "pardon window." He would quite likely be deceased by the time the next sympathetic president left office.

    5. Re:I predict... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Make that 9 days. It will be Governor Sarah Palin's first official act once her mistaken run for the White House has run its course.

    6. Re:I predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if they could delay the sentencing for about 3 months. Or can the jackass we currently have in the nation's highest office commute Ted's sentence prior to actual sentencing?

    7. Re:I predict... by Dhalka226 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They're federal charges, Palin has no authority to affect the sentence regardless of where he serves his time.

  35. Re:But Colin Powell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Along with Obama? Powell also endorsed him.

    Just askin.

    Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

  36. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

    232 years and counting, and that still hasn't happened. But sure, the next one will do the trick.

  37. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That race was neck and neck already. Don't kid yourself. Stevens doesn't have a chance in hell of winning. Even Alaska won't elect a felon.

  38. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by rrhal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Many Alaskans would vote for a Sled dog if it had a R next its name on the ballot. It wouldn't suprise me if they reelect Stevens - then Sarah Palin would appoint his successor. Sarah may be going to Washington after all. Somehow I just don't see her appointing Cathy Murkowski ...

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  39. Attribute your quotes! by Microlith · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:Attribute your quotes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apology? If he were claiming it his own then maybe. For all you know Decados is the one who posted it here!

    2. Re:Attribute your quotes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You owe all of /. an apology for linking to fark.

    3. Re:Attribute your quotes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That quote is all over the Internet dudes. Who knows if the Fark post was even the first! He probably copied it from somewhere else.

  40. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 0

    Stevens feathered his own nest a little bit with his job, but to be honest: what he did wasn't serious and did not have substantial consequences. There's too much Schadenfreude over nothing going on here.

    And I say this as someone solidly on the left who is looking forward, somewhat, to a Democratic Congress. It's funny how this kind of error-correction is more likely on the left than on the right, though: people say they are equivalent, but if you look at the margins of left and the right, they way that they treat heterodoxy is different. Nutty liberals get corrected from the center and usually either accept the correction or find another target: the rabid right values loyalty over truth and attacks any nuance or correction as traitorous.

  41. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Corruption is a problem of availability, not so much moral strength.

    Separate temptation from politicians and you will see fewer troubles. It would be far cheaper to grant politicians in key positions generous allowances for the rest of their lives and to clear all expenses over certain through some sort of oversight board forbidden to have any contact with the people they are overseeing. They should be very well taken care of and at the same time, isolated from their keepers. Then let the special interests make their arguments for legislation and let it be balanced against public interest groups and may legislators then make fair and balanced choices, actions and decisions.

    No more revolving doors. No more contributions from special interests. Once a politician enters public service, he should never again need to consider private sector life and would therefore have less tempting him now and in the future.

  42. If you think about it by Joseph1337 · · Score: 0

    the anus is just like a series of tubes. You can also put other tubes into them. That's what real love is all about dear friend

  43. Give a break on "series of tubes" by gorehog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Alright, I'm certainly happy to see Ted Stevens convicted. He probably deserves it. I am in fact a far left winger. I'm always happy to see any Republican convicted of anything.

    With that said:

    Give Ted Stevens a break on the "series of tubes" analogy. He was trying to describe saturation of available bandwidth in terms of water going through a pipe. It is a particularly good analogy given that educational metaphor for electrical systems are usually in terms of water in a pipe (or tube). All the snickering about "tubes" makes us look stupid to the community that knows about these things. Among the slashdot community it is just self-degrading. We should know better and attack him with points of merit.

    To sum up...Ted Steven's tubes refer to capacity of bandwidth to carry data. He does not seem to think that the internet is a bunch of vacuum tube technology. To persist with this insult makes the critic look stupid, not the target.

    1. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The techies call it pipes anyways. Same damned thing.

      I never saw anything bad about this, except for the idiot techies who laughed at "series of tubes" cause that's what it is.

      But where Im at, I call it fscking dialup.

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    2. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by Neon+Aardvark · · Score: 2, Informative

      Er, he stated that an "internet" that someone sent him didn't arrive because it was blocked in a tube, in that little speech of his.

      He really didn't have a fucking clue what he was talking about. But that didn't stop him thinking he had something important to say, of course.

      He and all others who act like that deserve ridicule.

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    3. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      He does not seem to think that the internet is a bunch of vacuum tube technology.

      No one said he did, at least not that I've seen.

      To persist with this insult makes the critic look stupid, not the target.

      No one's "persisting" with it since that's not what people are saying to begin with.

      There's nothing wrong with making an analogy between network bandwidth and tube capacity, as you note. OTOH, you sound like you've perhaps never even heard/read exactly what Stevens said. It was so inaccurately and badly delivered that it made it pretty clear he was pretty clueless. Some staffer probably explained it to him using a very good analogy, a wonderful educational metaphor. He then tried to repeat it, badly, and ultimately, quite humorously.

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    4. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by AceofSpades19 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. I got it yesterday [Tuesday]. Why? Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially.

      if you don't think thats funny, then there is something wrong with you, btw that was from the wikipedia page on "Series of tubes"

    5. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'll give him a break on that.

      But he was in the Senate when DMCA passed unanimously. One down, 49 to go.

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    6. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      It's not just the quote, it is the delivery that sells it for ridicule (his apoplectic stammering and insistent tone), as well as the surrounding context ("and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff").

      And I know I have on an old drive somewhere an animation that depicts Internet packets as a series of trucks, long before his quote.

      One lesson to be learned is to never deliver an analogy as if it were authoritative.

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    7. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's 84 fucking years old. Give him a break.

    8. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by blair1q · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That one misuse of the word "internet" was typical of anyone speaking faster than they're thinking in any venue. He clearly meant to say "email" and didn't realize he'd duplicated a different word in his linguistic stream of consciousness. Read a few transcripts of any unscripted dialogue and you'll giggle the first ten times then just roll right past them.

      The rest of his description was actually pretty good, from an "explain it to me like i'm six years old" perspective. Which is the sort of perspective you have to have when talking to Congress and/or the kind of people who watch the news and write letters to Congress.

      Talking dumber than the smart people in your audience informs more people than talking smarter than the dumb people, and anyone who's been in Congress that long will know that.

      He's not a stupid politician, in other words.

      Just a crooked and arrogant one.

    9. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Give Ted Stevens a break on the "series of tubes" analogy. He was trying to describe saturation of available bandwidth in terms of water going through a pipe. It is a particularly good analogy given that educational metaphor for electrical systems are usually in terms of water in a pipe (or tube). All the snickering about "tubes" makes us look stupid to the community that knows about these things. Among the slashdot community it is just self-degrading. We should know better and attack him with points of merit.

      Sorry, the Internet is not a serial communication network. All traffic is sent in packets of roughly the same priority. An email does not wait for a torrent to complete before going through the tubes, pieces of both go through at the same time and the email, being smaller, will get through first. On average, high traffic just slows down the delivery of all packets. At best, he should have just described Internet congestion as a highway with a traffic jam, because that would be so much more appropriate. Maybe it's because Alaska doesn't have traffic jams :)

    10. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 0

      Oh, one more thing:

      He does not seem to think that the internet is a bunch of vacuum tube technology.

      No, he thinks its a bunch of pneumatic tubes.

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    11. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by cbhacking · · Score: 4, Informative

      We (or at least, I personally) would cut him a bigger break if he hadn't made that analogy
      A) In a speech justifying his vote against net neutrality
      B) If there hadn't been aspects of said speech that actually SUPPORT net neutrality, which he clearly doesn't understand at all
      C) If he hadn't, in the same speech, complained of one of his aides sending him "an internet" and it getting blocked for days
      D) If the context of that line hadn't been something that even by /. standards would be a ridiculous automotive analogy ("The Internet is not like a big truck..." WTF?)

      So, no, I really don't think he's going to get to live that one down for a while. I think at least half the humor derived from the situation is that the guy CLEARLY had no idea what he was talking about, and by some miracle managed to use *almost* the generally accepted terminology.

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    12. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by eh2o · · Score: 1

      > He's 84 fucking years old. Give him a break.

      Yeah, its called retirement.

    13. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid that someone who can't even get a href correctly in his sig shouldn't be taken seriously in a tech matter. A post is an one-time thing you can't edit after preview, but a sig...

    14. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. I got it yesterday [Tuesday]. Why? Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially.

      [...] They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material

      Oh, come on! He deserves every bit of the criticism. Because of the tube analogy? Perhaps not... what geek hasn't heard the term "fat pipe"? Basically the same thing.

      There are so many inaccuracies in that statement... "a series of tubes" is simply a rallying call.

    15. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by evilviper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Give Ted Stevens a break on the "series of tubes" analogy. He was trying to describe saturation of available bandwidth in terms of water going through a pipe. It is a particularly good analogy given that educational metaphor for electrical systems are usually in terms of water in a pipe (or tube).

      The "tubes" comment wasn't the ridiculous part... That's just the quickest short-hand for that whole speech he gave.

      While the numerous mis-statements, like calling the internet "tubes", and repeatedly calling an "e-mail" an "internet" where stupid... The fact that he thinks an e-mail from his staff took 4 days to get to his inbox because the "tubes" were "full" of movies downloading is what really demonstrates his woeful ignorance.

      But what really makes it really sad, important, etc., is the fact that he chaired the United States Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation, tasked with regulating the internet, and used his overwhelming clear ignorance to justify striking down network neutrality legislation.

      John McCain got similarly criticized for getting the Sunni/Shia thing wrong while making a speech, and failing to correct his own mistake.

      When you have a role of responsibility regulating something, and you demonstrate an utter ignorance of the subject, it's not "snickering" to point out that fact, as often as necessary.

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    16. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      People who don't know deserve a break. People who pretend to know deserve to be broken.

    17. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm always happy to see any Republican convicted of anything.

      Really? any Republican? of anything? That's sad and scary.

    18. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew what Ted Stevens meant by the series of tubes as do many of us, however using the right terminology is important at showing poeple that you actually understand 100% what agenda you are going to push. He did mean email not internet when he was talking, that alone makes him look incompetent. Everyone makes gaffs on language, but he really looked like a guy pushing an agenda because someone explained it to him once

    19. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by Xistenz99 · · Score: 1

      Everybody has moments where they use the wrong words or accidently say something else. However Ted Stevens comments were obviously spoken out of ignorance for something that he campaigns for. He wasn't dumbing the words down for people because bandwidth,is not a term that would throw reporters off. Most of us who care about something and want to make changes on it would educate ourselves enough to use the right terminology. He didn't which makes his cause seem like he just doing it because someone told him to.

    20. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, fluid flow does make for a good analogy. "Series of tubes" on the other hand refers more to the particular speech from which it comes. Read the entire transcript, It's hilarious. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes

    21. Re:Give a break on "series of tubes" by gorehog · · Score: 1

      Geez, I was just being hyperbolic. So no, not really.

      Always happy to see them getting caught though.

  44. Ted Stevens is a series of crimes by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Please let him go to jail where he'll find out all about big fat tubes.

  45. Re:But Colin Powell! by Darby · · Score: 2

    A Senator in the Fed Pen? he's going to come face to face with a whole new series of tubes!

    Better get some lube for your tube, Stevie boy!

  46. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by MarkvW · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Hanging people in the street" is considered insightful on slashdot.

    This is a pretty lowbrow crowd.

  47. Put him the same the same place as George H. Ryan by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Put him the same the same place as George H. Ryan

  48. Another reason to support term limits by Joe+Jordan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This guy has been in office since the late 60's. That's 50 frekin' years in the Senate. With the number of lobbyists in Washington, there's just too much temptation to compromise your beliefs and the needs of your constituents. With term limits, lobbyists can only get their meat hooks so deep into a Senator before they're forced to leave office, having to start the process all over again. It's not a foolproof solution for Washington corruption, but I certainly think it would help.

    1. Re:Another reason to support term limits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >term limits

      no No NO NO dammit NO!

      Term limits guarantee that the only long-term (read as permanent) power structure IS THE LOBBYISTS.

      Is that what you want? Really?

      What we *need* is to make what is called "lobbying" illegal, the way it is in most countries (that is, giving money to a politician is a bribe, whether the FEC tracks the paperwork or not).

    2. Re:Another reason to support term limits by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Or we eliminate the Federal problem entirely, replacing/supplanting it with State authority, per the reference design.

      THEN the number of necessary meat hooks goes way, way, way up.

  49. Their campaign is dead. It is an ex-parrot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > So what could this do to John McCain's campaign?

    McCain's campaign is already hosed. BADLY. Oh, and an assassination plot targeting Sen. Obama was just thwarted today, too.

    There's no good news this year for Republicans. They're BONED. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 electoral votes. (The most probable split is 375 to 163.) Right now, they're HOPING the Democrats don't get 60 seats in the Senate (which is unlikely, but plausible).

    The McCain-Palin ticket isn't just dead, it's pining for the fjords. McCain is going to go down as another Goldwater (at least in EV totals), though I'm not sure whether he'll be remembered quite as fondly.

  50. Take his pension by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a perfect world, a felony conviction would include the automatic loss of that fat pension and other benefits that should only come with 'honorable' service.

    This should be like a 'dishonerable discharge'. Oh wait- I guess that was Larry Craig.

    1. Re:Take his pension by TwoScoopsOfPig · · Score: 1

      Yeah - Larry Craig was a dishonorable discharge from his mother's womb.

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  51. 5 year per each charge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The penalty is 5 years per offense. Not 5 years in total.

  52. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by homer_s · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From here:

    " Among the articles of faith of "progressivism" is the theory - which never yields to experience - that you can fill the sea with enormous quantities of fresh red meat and then, Moses-like, successfully command the sharks not to devour it."

    "As long as Uncle Sam continues to stock the Potomac by ripping from the body politic such enormous quantities of flesh and muscle - now more than three trillion dollars worth annually - sharks and vultures will inevitably swarm throughout Washington in a competitive struggle to gorge themselves on this unfortunate feast."

  53. Well, he certainly did lose it by cwcpetech · · Score: 1

    He lost his conservative media blessing. (Score:0, Flamebait) Now when will it be Palin's turn, or will they just simply say that they didn't have the authority?

    Not much difference between the two, except Stevens caused a bit more benefit. Expect a Palin-hostile candidate if not a Democrat to replace him. That's presuming that he doesn't get pardoned.

  54. Suicide watch is NOT a firewall! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sen. Stevens (R-AK) is being kept alive by a series of tubes after an apparent failed suicide attempt following Monday's verdict. The senator is listed in critical condition, and while his doctors are optimistic they cautioned that "Life support is not a truck. We can't just put somebody on it and be assured they will pull through. We just have to stay vigilant and monitor his progress."

  55. a series of TOOLS by Rick+Bentley · · Score: 2, Funny

    Congress is a series of tools. Each one 2-4 years long. I guess this one was older and rustier than most.

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  56. He won't serve any meaningful time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He won't serve hard time - he'll end up in one of the Hotel jails at worst, until such a time as Bush pardons him. In return he'll agree to go quietly into private life and be no more embarrassment.

    1. Re:He won't serve any meaningful time... by cwcpetech · · Score: 1

      ...then become a lobbyist.

  57. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by SydShamino · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It would be far cheaper to grant politicians in key positions generous allowances for the rest of their lives

    Indeed. Instead, we have many people (including many on Slashdot) advocating for term limits, which force those politicians to immediately start thinking about their income post-service, and what they can do now to ensure it.

    I've always thought that being a lifetime public servant, if your constituents allow it, is far better than being another revolving door politician heading from a law degree into a cushy PR position at a company paying for the laws you gave them.

    Obviously Ted Stevens decided he could keep the office and get the payback, too; he should have retired six years ago, after which time he could have gotten all the house upgrades he desired for the work he'd already performed for the oil industry.

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  58. Re:But Colin Powell! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yep!

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  59. Great news, who's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will DOJ investigate Barney Frank and Chris Dodd? I hope the judge holds this jury over for more trials.

  60. The facts by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Informative
    Before some people go off on how he was an innocent man, here's some of the charges, his response, and the prosecution's point:
    • Prosecution: Part of the $250,000 Bill Allen provided was in furniture. He essentially replaced all the furniture in the Stevens' home.
      Stevens: Allen didn't have permission to remove the furniture, we didn't want it, and it was tasteless furniture.
      Prosecution: After Allen removed the furniture, Stevens didn't get back his old furniture but kept the new furniture, and didn't report Allen to the police. More importantly he didn't report this furniture among other things to the Senate. Also Senator Stevens reportedly wanted to gift this "tasteless" furniture to his newly married son.
    • Prosecution: Bob Persons gave the Stevens a $2,700 massage chair from Brookstone and didn't report this to the Senate.
      Stevens: It was not a gift. It was a loan, and we hardly used it.
      Prosecution: A loan for 7 years, interest free? Also Stevens sent a note thanking Persons for his "gift" and that he (Stevens) used it all the time.
    • Prosecution: An expensive fish statue that was donated to the Stevens memorial foundation somehow ended up not at the foundation headquarters but on his porch. Was this not another gift that isn't a gift?
      Stevens:"Ms. Morris, I have not died yet."
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  61. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Maguscrowley · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd vote for the sled dog. They're so cute and cuddly and can't possibly produce any legislation more stupid then some human politicians I'm aware of.

    Still, a few well placed biskets, or a good scratch behind the ear, could lead to a bad corruption scandal.

  62. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, but if they stop the messenger taking that news, Alaska might not know that he's a felon until after they've re-elected him.

  63. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you want politicians to change the current rules to one less favorable to corruption. Who do you think set things up the way they are now? Martians?

      The way to get rid of corruption in high places is to get rid of the high places, and anarchy is the means to do it.

  64. Re:Meet the new Your Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, you mean Royalty as senators? That was discussed and abandoned a few hundred years ago.

  65. Re:But Colin Powell! by postbigbang · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Just because you disagree with the parent doesn't mean the post deserves 'troll'. It wasn't a flamebait, either.

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  66. Re:But Colin Powell! by Ron_Fitzgerald · · Score: 0, Troll

    Obviously some people who STILL support Bush's administration are modding tonight. -1 Troll? That is ridiculous.

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  67. Actually, if I could count.. by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    ..I'd say 99 to go. And then I'd subtract the ones who have already left office over the last 10 years.

    But that's all so subjunctive. If I could count.

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  68. Re:But Colin Powell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Any chance for +5 Troll?

  69. George W. Bush is a cocaine user, period by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Clinton is well known for having pardoned many cocaine traffickers before leaving office. One of the first things Bush did when getting into office was block a congressional investigation into it." - by megamerican (1073936) on Monday October 27, @05:43PM (#25533911)

    Heh, that's easy, as to why (on the latter portion especially) - BUSH is a coke head, see here:

    Bush Jr.'s Skeleton Closet:

    http://www.realchange.org/bushjr.htm#cocaine

    PERTINENT QUOTES:

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    "Three independent sources close to the Bush family report that Governor Bush was arrested in 1972 for cocaine possession, and taken to Harris County Jail, but avoided jail or formal charges through an informal diversion plan involving community service with Project P.U.L.L., an inner city Houston program for troubled youths at the Martin Luther King Jr. Community Center in Houston's dirt-poor Third Ward"

    &

    "Bush has essentially admitted that he used cocaine in his Clintonesque, carefully worded partial denials. He won't deny using cocaine or marijuana, though under persistent questioning he said that he hadn't used cocaine in the last 7 years. Most newspapers report that he denies using cocaine since 1974, but that's not exactly true.

    That is the most favorable interpretation of what Bush said, but since Bush and his campaign have already made Clintonesque denials on other issues, we need to look at his words carefully.

    What Bush actually said was "I could have passed the [FBI] background check on the standards applied on the most stringent conditions when my dad was president of the United States - a 15-year period," Mr. Bush said. This is ambiguous because background forms ask slightly different questions, depending on the position. Drug questions can go back one year, seven years or 10 years. Bush Jr. didn't have any formal position in his father's administration, so which one applies is unclear. And 15-years is not one of the choices.

    Since Bush Sr.'s presidency began in January 1989, reporters assumed that Jr. was denying drug use for 15 years before that, to 1974. But that is not at all clear. His only direct statement was for seven years before today. He could easily have been denying drug use only for 15 years before today, based on 7 or 10 years dating back from the END of his dad's term. 10 years before 1993, the end of Bush Sr.'s term, is pretty close to 15 years before today.

    The Clinton administration actually has a stricter standard than Bush did -- the FBI now asks about any drug use after age 18. But Governor Bush has refused to say whether he would pass that standard, even though that is what he will be asked if he wins. Bush also has refused to answer whether he could have passed the FBI test when his father was vice president, during the 8 years from 1981-1989.

    As for the arrest and diversion charge, Governor Bush admits working at the center in 1972. When asked for comment, Bush's campaign spokesman reportedly said "Oh shit... no comment." McLellan denies saying that.

    Bush's father, ex-president George Bush, denies the cocaine arrest charge, and in yet another carefully worded denial, Bush said ""It's totally ridiculous what he suggested and it's not true."

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    Make some sense now? I think so, & so will anyone else reading those words (if not the rest of what is on that website in the URL link above).

    1. Re:George W. Bush is a cocaine user, period by Toonol · · Score: 1

      As is Obama, self-admittedly. Since, for both of them, it was in their youth, why does it matter?

    2. Re:George W. Bush is a cocaine user, period by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What matters is results! Judging by the trackrecord of Mr. Bush in nearly anything he's ever done (failures galore), & the "fine results" that Mr. Bush & Darth Cheney have yielded, under their "excellent republican dictatorship/tyranny"? I can safely say this statement is the general feeling in the United States, today: "ANYTHING BUT REPUBLICAN"... Obama may be an unknown (but he hasn't ruined everything he's ever had his hands in that wasn't a fixjob by his rich connected Daddy, like Bushby has), but, at least he's no republican swine.

  70. Totally Tubular! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or, in non-geek-speak, GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!

    I hope they sentence him to 40 years hard-wiring routers ....

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  71. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by 2short · · Score: 3, Informative

    What you read is correct: Only a 2/3 vote of the Senate can expel a member. This might seem unreasonable in the case of a felony conviction fro corruption like this. But the drafters of the constitution (rightly, IMO) wanted to make it very difficult for one branch of government to pull dirty tricks on another, or for anyone to override the will of the voters.

    Based on my moderate understanding of Alaskan politics, the smart money says Stevens will lose the election now. It was already close, and corruption amongst the old-guard republicans is a big campaign issue. Stevens had put a lot on being exonerated here.

    Even if he does win, resignation seems certain. None of his Republican "friends" are going to want him around generating press, and if he decides to ignore them and hang on just because he can, they might get pissed off, which is the only way you'll see 67 votes for expulsion.

    So the election looks like the popular mayor of the states largest city vs. an unspecified Republican to be named by Sarah Palin. Hard to think there won't be an enthusiasm gap there.

  72. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Godji · · Score: 1

    Two counterarguments:

    1) Human greed knows no limits, and if it does, they are way above any country's budget for public sector salaries.

    2) The "keepers" can be corrupted too. Raise their own salaries, assign someone to watch over them, and you have an infinite loop.

  73. Yes, they're called sociopaths by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Yes, they're called sociopaths. They're medically unable to accept personal responsibility, or feel themselves as the same as other people.

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  74. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Alaska is the only state governor doesn't get to appoint a replacement. There would have to be a special election if Stevens was elected and the Senate voted to kick him out.

  75. Isn't Congress just as bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Old Ted had better be watching his ass, lest his own tubes get clogged.

    Is he really in any more danger in prison than he was serving in Congress with Foley or Larry Craig?

  76. Which one are you talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Don't they realize that he sold his credibility down the river so we could go to war with Iraq?

    Are you talking about McCain or Powell?

    Because I remember McCain telling us that it would be a short, easy war and that we would be "greeted as liberators." But he gambled on the surge, so we're supposed to focus on that part and ignore what he said at the start of the war...

  77. But his legacy lives on... by weezel · · Score: 1

    ...try visiting about:internets in the Google Chrome browser.

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  78. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by erroneus · · Score: 1

    People wanting to get voted into office will be willing to change the rules for the incumbents. Also, people wishing to keep their jobs and boost their benefits would be likely to be interested in this as well. And let's face it, it'd be a LOT easier to manage things as well without having to worry about inadvertently pissing off a contributor.

  79. That should decide the election by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1

    He's been neck and neck with his opponent up until now, but with this conviction on his resume, he should win easily.

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  80. Not buying it. by EriDay · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes there have always been corrupt politicians from all parties. The difference is Tom Delay and the K street project institutionalized corruption. That's why the Republican party is going down so hard in this election.

    Either that or the government is in worse condition than we know and and the republicans want to make sure there are no republicans anywhere near government for the next four years. I don't know how else to explain the terrible campaigns being run by all republicans this year.

    1. Re:Not buying it. by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know how else to explain the terrible campaigns being run by all republicans this year.

      well, you can only lie about your disastrous policies and hide the horrible smell for so long before the weight of the dung in the closet causes the door to burst, flooding the room.

      Reaganomics doesn't work. Deregulation of the financial industries led to the meltdown, and republican policies of rewarding the rich while ignoring or even disenfranchising the middle class and working poor were not very conducive to successful mortgage payments.

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    2. Re:Not buying it. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting speculation. I dunno. But hopefully having a bit of time out of power (and being faced with an increasingly socialist Democratic party) the Republicans will figure out where their principles went last election, and we can actually have a healthy political climate in this country. Like, you can talk to someone of the other party without them getting particularly... shrill.

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  81. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by erroneus · · Score: 1

    1. Greed is irrelevant. Their allowances would be controlled to nearly the last detail as I suggested. If they have more than they are allowed, then something is wrong and it would be pretty obvious.
    2. Their budgetary keepers are not allowed contact with those they keep, nor should the public officials know who is keeping them.

  82. My question is. by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

    If he had done the right thing and reported all those gifts on the forms, what then? He pays taxes on them and what else? Unless they can tie the gifts to actual favors granted, he would look like a schmuck but would not be in trouble, am I right? Seriously, I want to know.

    1. Re:My question is. by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      One problem is that you could almost never prove conclusively that Gift X bought Vote Y. That's why just accepting a favour (or, in some cases, offering one) is illegal.

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  83. Verdict in time for election... hardly by religious+freak · · Score: 0

    More like in time for a pardon by W before he leaves office.

    There have probably been a few instances of pardons being put to good use, but they're likely outnumbered 100 to 1 against the bad uses. I hate to throw away a potentially useful tool for the executive, but when Stephens gets pardoned, it'll be garbage - just like nearly ever other pardon.

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  84. The sad thing... by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

    The real sad thing about this is that he will probably still win his election.

  85. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by db32 · · Score: 1

    AAAAAHAHAHA Oh yeah, that will TOTALLY fix this. Let me see...we have corrupt little shits running for office knowing full well that they will get taken care of by special interests. So instead of nailing them to walls to make the risk not worth the reward, we will skip that and just give them a blank check to do what they wish. That way we can skip the pretense of anyone actually trying to run for office that wants to accomplish something. I mean hell...no better way to form a permanent good ol boys club than to give the existing members the unlimited resources to help get their buddies in too.

    No...this is a risk vs reward thing, and if we executed these assholes for their treason then you can be damned sure that fewer would get involved in it. I think our death penalty is extremely backwards. Government with the ability to execute citizens is a recipe for disaster. However, citizens with the ability to execute members of the government is a recipe for a very well behaved government.

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  86. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

    Term limits have turned into a disappointing disaster in California, because everyone wants to stay in "public service." They get into one house of the Legislature, and they want to move to the other when their terms are served out. They maintain their core popularity by attempting to screw the other party. Because at some point there will be no incumbent to hold onto the seat, the Legislature carved out perfectly-safe domains that always elect either a Democrat or a Republican at a fixed ratio, ensuring that any 2/3 vote requirement must be satisfied by all Democrats plus one Republican voting in favor (otherwise the Republicans weren't going along with it).

    Once they've served out terms in the Legislature, they start bouncing through other offices and appointed committees. We never see the end of them.

    Willie Brown was something of a model of excess when he led the Assembly. But he also knew how to work with the Republicans to get the compromises necessary to get his legislation passed. Now, the Legislature is so completely divided that almost anything proposed by a Democrat and requiring a majority gets passed, and anything requiring a 2/3 majority (like the budget) gets stuck for weeks or months.

    I was once an avid proponent of term limits. Now I would like to get rid of them -- right after getting rid of the ability of legislators to draw their own districts.

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  87. Re:But Colin Powell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Colin Powell has a LOOOONG history of doing what he's told. From Wikipedia, one of the more restrained accounts of how Powell "made his bones" in the power structure:

    "Colin Powell, then a 31-year-old Army Major, was charged with investigating the letter [from an American soldier named Glen detailing US atrocities], which did not specifically reference My Lai (Glen had limited knowledge of the events there). In his report Powell wrote: "In direct refutation of this portrayal is the fact that relations between Americal(sic) soldiers and the Vietnamese people are excellent." Powell's handling of the assignment was later characterized by some observers as "whitewashing" the atrocities of My Lai."

  88. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by erroneus · · Score: 1

    The government should without question "fear" the people. On that we agree.

    On the other hand, the very moment that the influence of special interests is muted and kept level with other interests is when they will actually be able to act within their own ideals and notions. They should never have anything to gain by legislating in the favor of one interest or another.

    Separate leaders from money and I believe things will work better.

  89. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

    No more revolving doors. No more contributions from special interests. Once a politician enters public service, he should never again need to consider private sector life and would therefore have less tempting him now and in the future.

    That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Those men shouldn't receive a penny for their services in political office. You tell someone they will be eating the same way their poorest widow eats, and sleeping in the same filth their poorest tramp makes his nest in -- for 4 years if they get elected -- you will get respectable leaders and public servants. You won't get these not-kings and not-princes like Stevens, Biden, Clinton, Bush, Kennedy, and the other career politicians, rather you'll end up with people who actually care about their citizens; People with upholding the constitution in the forefront of their mind, rather than those who see it as a receipt for their monthly check. You want to supply politicians with all they'll need so they won't look for more. Unfortunately, a greedy man only needs one thing: More.

    You mix power, money, lack of accountability, and a golden parachute and wonder why filth and the human equivalent of disease makes its way to the top? You wonder how the United States has managed to pick two blatantly-corrupt criminals as its best candidates for presidency out of somewhere around 150 million qualified people? Because there is a lot of money and power to be made, so the strongest shyster will get it.

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  90. MOD PARENT UP by seanadams.com · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    "series of tubes" is just a funny sound bite. The real point is that this imbecile was opposing net neutrality and this was his justification:


    "There's one company now you can sign up and you can get a movie delivered to your house daily by delivery service. Okay. And currently it comes to your house, it gets put in the mail box when you get home and you change your order but you pay for that, right.

    But this service isn't going to go through the interent and what you do is you just go to a place on the internet and you order your movie and guess what you can order ten of them delivered to you and the delivery charge is free.

    Ten of them streaming across that internet and what happens to your own personal internet?

    I just the other day got, an internet [i.e. email] was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

    Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

    So you want to talk about the consumer? Let's talk about you and me. We use this internet to communicate and we aren't using it for commercial purposes.

    We aren't earning anything by going on that internet. Now I'm not saying you have to or you want to discriminate against those people [...]

    The regulatory approach is wrong. Your approach is regulatory in the sense that it says "No one can charge anyone for massively invading this world of the internet". No, I'm not finished. I want people to understand my position, I'm not going to take a lot of time. [?]

    They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

    It's a series of tubes.

    And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

    Now we have a separate Department of Defense internet now, did you know that?

    Do you know why?

    Because they have to have theirs delivered immediately. They can't afford getting delayed by other people.

    [...]

    Now I think these people are arguing whether they should be able to dump all that stuff on the internet ought to consider if they should develop a system themselves.

    Maybe there is a place for a commercial net but it's not using what consumers use every day.

    It's not using the messaging service that is essential to small businesses, to our operation of families.

    The whole concept is that we should not go into this until someone shows that there is something that has been done that really is a violation of net neutrality that hits you and me."

  91. This is NOT a YRO Story. by NullProg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This story belongs in the political section at best. Even better, it belongs in the "I hate Republicans and limited government" section.

    I haven't seen YRO articles on Cold Cash Jefferson (URL:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_J._Jefferson) or Alcee Hastings (URL:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcee_Hastings) or even recently Tim Mahoney (URL:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Mahoney).

    Taco, if I want political BS, I'll visit the DNC/RNC/MOVEON/NRO websites, not slashdot.
    Keep slashdot neutral, or at least keep the articles in the correct forum (which I block).

    My opinion,
    Enjoy.

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    1. Re:This is NOT a YRO Story. by quantaman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This story belongs in the political section at best.

      Perhaps but recall this guy got his nickname during a speech about net neutrality. Stevens has been screwing with my rights online for a while, I don't see any problem with this story being YRO.

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    2. Re:This is NOT a YRO Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asking for fairness? That sounds like Socialism. Maybe once you people stop complaining about fairness in Government policies we'll treat your party fairly.

    3. Re:This is NOT a YRO Story. by dangitman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even better, it belongs in the "I hate Republicans and limited government" section.

      Hang on a minute - Republicans are for "limited government"? Where in the hell did you get that absurd notion from?

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    4. Re:This is NOT a YRO Story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what they were before the neo cons took over.

    5. Re:This is NOT a YRO Story. by sheldon · · Score: 1

      Yes absolutely!

      They believe wealthy campaign donors should help you furnish your house, instead of government furniture welfare checks.

  92. Just like India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the problem? The national parliament of India has lots of members with long criminal records.

  93. You see, Ted, your anus is not like a big truck by melted · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You see, Ted, anus is not like a big truck. It's more like a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

    * only the first sentence is (partially) mine. :-)

  94. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So has Sarah Palin ever palled around with this convicted felon and corrupt politician?

  95. famous quote by Tumbleweed · · Score: 0

    "Republicans - they're a series of crooks!"

  96. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by erroneus · · Score: 1

    That is precisely why these people should have well-defined limits. The colored view of desperation is just another end of the spectrum of the 10+ house owning billionaires who think "rich" starts at 5 million. The whole idea I am developing is one where money isn't an influence in their decision making.

    There is still the matter of greed for power and position but they become a lot less meaningful when money becomes less influential.

  97. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by db32 · · Score: 1

    Well I see two problems here.

    You can't separate them from the money without either given everything to them and compounding the problem, or trying to lock them into a specific middle lifestyle and compounding the trouble with bribery. However, I don't know that a policy of a government run accounting for all of the personal finances and purchases of congress critters wouldn't be at least marginally better. Hmm...you got a lexus huh? Well our records indicate you didn't purchase a lexus...EXECUTION! :)

    The other problem is not all special interests are created equal. Civil liberties for blacks was in the realm of special interests. They eventually turned from chattle to citizens because of that. Advocacy for military members and their families is definitely a special interest. People don't seem to realize that the government is more than happy to shit all over the military while flag waving about how patriotic the military is. It wasn't that long ago that it was perfectly legal for them to just not pay the military, and that happened. Congress didn't approve the budget, no military member got paychecks for a while, yet it was still illegal as hell for those military members to abdandon their posts. So you had unpaid people guarding nuclear weapons during the cold war. So...there are "special interests" that are indeed positive.

    My biggest concern is how to fix things so that the government does fear the people without things going horribly wrong in either direction. Let's face it, a bunch of gun toting redneck "revolutionaries" like Timmy McVeigh aren't exactly a suitable replacement for our current problems.

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  98. Re:But Colin Powell! by zygotic+mitosis · · Score: 1

    I've seen that before, in 2003 or 2004, before Matrix Revolutions. A very insightful, relevant post, and in the middle of it... "blah blah blah etc trinity dies in the matrix blah blah". +5 troll. I looked through the archived stories, but I haven't been able to find it :(

  99. Corruption? In *my* government??! by unsigned+integer · · Score: 1

    It's more likely than you think!

  100. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    I have to agree here. Congresspeople are already 'set for life' on the government's dime when they leave office.

    Government pays for staff, office space, homes, cars, etc.

    Supplying these people with this kind of lifestyle is the government equivalent of supply-side voodoo economics.

    Just as massive corporate tax cuts don't guarantee jobs instead of corporate bonuses, massive payoffs to government officials don't guarantee public representation instead of further bribery.

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  101. Good riddance by ChePibe · · Score: 1

    To bad rubbish.

  102. Re:WTF?!!? (corrections) by evilviper · · Score: 1

    ...indicted for a felony (no waiting for them be convicted). ...shortly after his INDICTMENT...

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  103. What about other crimes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Oh yea, Ted is getting busted for some crime or another. Everyone talks about it. Yah, look at another one of those evil capitalist exploiter Republicans. But when Democrats do something bad, like Obama hanging out with Reverend "God Damn America" Wright for 20 years ("Oh, you're taking his words out of context" says Obama), or with Bill "Nanna nanna boo boo I got away with Terrorism scott-free" Ayers (a "university professor" who was a bad boy "when I was 8 years old") for 20 years, or having dinner with Rashid Kalidi (a connection to Yasser Arafat, a really nice guy), nobody talks about it, and if they do, then oh, you're taking it out of context. I don't know about you, but I'm voting for John McCain so he can save Joe the Plumber, Mike the Carpenter, Bill the Transmission Fixing Guy, not Obama who won't even put his hand on his heart when the Pledge of Allegiance is being said. Yeah, Obama, Mr. the constitution is a piece of shit and let's restructure the supreme court to make it easier to take YOUR wealth away and distribute it to whomever HE decides. I don't know about you but where I come from, there is a name for that sort of thing. It's called THEFT! Vote for John McCain. So Ted messed up and he's gonna pay the price. But you know what? We need to vote ALL the incumbents out of the Congress and put brand new people in there. That's why the House of Representatives is changed every two years. The Constitution of this country is one of the most ingenious documents in history and it is NOT outdated. Obama's ideas are NOT fresh and new ideas. They are the ideas that got millions of people killed in the Communist USSR behind the iron curtain. Karl Marx's works were wrong then, they are wrong now, they are NOT fresh and new, they are GARBAGE. Proletarians versus the Bourgeoisie. Bullshit. I have a better idea. It's called Capitalism. You work for your own success. Your achievements are YOUR doing, they are not predicated on someone (certainly not the Federal Government) giving you a handout. And there is no limit to how successful you can or should be. The sky is the limit. That is what made America great. Put a cap on personal success and this country will look like the Soviet Union. What a shame to do such a horrific thing to such a wonderful and great country. God Bless America.

    1. Re:What about other crimes? by Forbman · · Score: 1

      I'd like to work for my own success, too, without having large corporations inhaling the earnings of my labor indirectly faster and faster through government buy-outs, special tax deals, tax loopholes, etc., and getting the best government (for them) that they can buy.

    2. Re:What about other crimes? by justinlee37 · · Score: 1
      So, there's so much ignorance in your post that I can't possibly begin to address all of it without pulling what little hair I have left out of my head, and therefore I'll just stick to one thing.

      I have a better idea. It's called Capitalism. You work for your own success. Your achievements are YOUR doing, they are not predicated on someone (certainly not the Federal Government) giving you a handout.

      You're wrong because of the inheritance laws. Did Paris Hilton achieve any of what she has? Sure, they gave away tens of billions of that forture, but the girls still got millions. How is that efficient, never mind equitable?

      Also, I don't see how hanging out with someone who has criticized America invalidates you for the presidency. If anything I'd like to elect a President who can think of criticisms to direct at our administration. After all, we want to elect someone who will do something different, not what's been done for the past 8 years, right?

      And why is it bad for a President to be diplomatic with terrorist organizations? There's no harm in talking to people, and to say otherwise is to adopt a "shoot first, ask questions later" policy. That will end in war on our home soil, and I don't want that, and neither do you.

      Maybe I should be killing you to protect America. I mean, McCain, really? Man, you're stupid.

    3. Re:What about other crimes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you need to read The FairTax Plan or check out the website at http://www.fairtax.org. The FairTax would rip the IRS out by its roots, throwing out ALL the IRS taxes and replacing them with a single consumption tax on the final sale of ALL new products and services, no exceptions, no deductions, no special treatment for any particular group of people. The tax base gets expanded from 160 million current taxpayers to 350 million consumers, including people earning money via criminal means who currently evade the tax system, people working under the table, tourists to this country, even government organizations. No one gets special treatment. This takes away tremendous power from Congress, the power to split up and antagonize between different groups of people -- like between rich people and ordinary people. This country is supposed to be unified, not split up in a class struggle. The FairTax levels the playing field and when someone buys something, the total tax she pays is right there on her purchase receipt. And each person will receive ALL of her paycheck. No withholding nonsense. Simple, plain, fair... lots of benefits, little or no compliance costs, the government gets the same revenue as before, the tax burden on each individual is reduced due to the expanded tax base, not to mention tons of investment dollars will flood the U.S. once this country becomes the best tax haven in the world. I really think you'll enjoy reading through that material. The FairTax proposed bill is called HR25 in the House of Representatives and the only way to get this thing passed is if all of us learn about it, tell others about it, and write letters to our representatives in Washington. This is a grassroots effort! Especially since both Obama and McCain claim that Change is coming to Washington. This would be one hell of a change!

    4. Re:What about other crimes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right!
      No parent, grandparent, uncle, family friend, charitable trusts, or other should be allowed to give more to their children/family/friends than any other parent.
      Heretofore, all children will be conscripted into government run ophanages until the age of 24, or a college degree has been conferred on the recipient.

      You're right!
      It does not matter who your friends are since in no case to no one else does it matter.
      Heretofore all investigative journalism, background checks, biographies are illegal, punishable by imprisonment. Further, discussion of such elements of a person shall be considered conspiracy and punishable by imprisonment.

      You're right!
      Different is better in every context.
      Heretofor everthing we do will be different. Now 2+2 must no longer equal 4, we can not stand to continue to do the same things over and over which lead to such disaster as we can see everythere today.

      You're right!
      Terrosist organizations shall no longer be treated as criminal organizations, and instead be given the full rights of any foreign state.
      Heretofore, any terrorist organization that carries out a crime, here or abroard, shall not be taken into custody, but rather shall be negotiated with until such time as any and all greivances by any party have been resolved.
      Heretofore, Tim McVeigh shall be postumously pardoned and single party negotiation talks opened.
      Heretofore, all court cases brought by "criminals" in Guantanamo requesting access to criminal courts for hearing shall be suspended until negotiations have been concluded. They are no longer criminals and are indeed combatants of a foreign state arrested on the battlefield as argued by the Bush administration.

    5. Re:What about other crimes? by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      A) I never suggested that, dickwad. I am simply pointing out that it is hypocritical to say capitalism only rewards those who put forth effort, when we support inheritance laws.

      B) I never suggested that, dickwad. I merely said that it isn't a bad thing that Obama has a friend who can think of ways to criticize America. How did you get from that, to the idea that background checks should be rendered invalid? I merely disagree with your opinion. Blind, propaganda-addled "patriots" (like you) shouldn't be in charge of the country.

      C) Different is better if by "different" you mean, we elect a president who isn't a warmonger.

      D) Engaging in diplomacy with criminals != giving criminals rights. It isn't a bad thing to sit down at a table with the enemy and try to talk it out. Why do you think we can't get anywhere diplomatically with other nations? It's because our negotiation policy is to make "demands" of countries before we speak with them. For example, we refuse to even talk to North Korea until they abandon their nuclear program. How is that productive? It may not always lead to a resolution, but I want a president willing to at least try diplomacy. Maybe you don't, but that's why you're too stupid to lead us.

      Too bad you're not too stupid to vote.

  104. Even more interesting link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same site, different link; check out the Heavy Hitters list of lobbyist money. 8 of 10 are very (D) oriented. The other 2 are just CYA even-handed, for now.

    You want change? Just wait until the (D) party has a no-checks-and-balances majority.

  105. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by evilviper · · Score: 1

    It would be far cheaper to grant politicians in key positions generous allowances for the rest of their lives

    Yes, because history has shown over and over again that greedy and corrupt people want a certain amount of wealth and comfort, after which point they entirely stop trying to get more money for themselves... right??? </sarcasm>

    Once a politician enters public service, he should never again need to consider private sector life and would therefore have less tempting him now and in the future.

    That would be ridiculously expensive, with every underling joining up for one term and retiring with their oh-so-cushy pension.
    It would not remove the motivation to get favors for friends and family that aren't covered. Ditto for any staff and the like not included.
    It would either have to entirely remove the motivation to get reelected (which is bad), or it would still leave open the temptation to get pork projects to ensure your reelection.

    I can't believe we didn't solve the oldest and biggest problem in the history of the world in a one-paragraph policy recommendation on slashdot...

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  106. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 3, Funny

    you sound like a cubs fan

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  107. Felony convictions to prevent drug legalizaton... by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    with a full 2% of the population in prison at any one time, and a vast majority of them being convictions related to drug abuse, and obviously many more people who have already served their time...

    I wonder how quickly marijuana and many other drugs (and filesharing while we're at it) would be legalized if every one of them were given their right to vote again.

    The classification of even minor drug use/possession as a felony was designed by the fascist nixon administration to assure anyone who opposed their extremist stance on drugs would never be allowed to push congress to restore their rights.

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  108. Alaskan Republicans... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
    You need to be wary....

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    Alaskans are not like us folk in the continental 48.

  109. It is not a "series of tubes" by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    It is a "network of tubes".

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  110. you need to read his whole speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not just the "series of tubes" phrase.

  111. We weren't talking about Clinton, dipshit by Nimey · · Score: 3, Informative

    This may be news to you, but Bill Clinton hasn't been news or powerful since 20 January 2001, and you only make yourself pathetic by excusing Bush's actions by saying "but Clinton!".

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  112. Read it again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Original argument: The president will just pardon these criminal scumbags because he's unscrupulous.

    Counter argument: Oh yeah? Well, Clinton did it too! That completely counters your argument, sucker!

    Sorry, but the "counter" argument is nothing but an irrelevant rant about Clinton, while the original argument is an insightful statement about American politics.

    Before you respond with something like "But it was slanted against Bush!" think first about how often people criticized Clinton while he was in office, with no counterbalancing criticisms of Bush Sr. or Reagan. Why is it okay to criticize Democrats but not Republicans? Consider your own biases before you try to find them in others.

  113. I apologize in advance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    So he's going to be having a problem with a series of pubes, huh?

  114. True by Nimey · · Score: 1

    The local paper endorsed Roy Blunt for office again -- every time they've done it, they bring up his seniority and power to bring home the bacon, never mind that he was one of Bush's chief allies and enablers, and thus shares responsibility for Bush's many fuckups.

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  115. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

    Where do you get that from? As far as I can tell they just get a pension based on their previous salary and years worked. You know just like all other federal employees.

  116. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

    I think it could be solved by having a webcam (with sound of course) attached to each representative that is with them for the duration of their term.

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  117. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eventually America will get pissed enough to start hanging these crooks in the street.....then it will stop.

    Nope. When the hangings start the crooks are often the ones running the mobs and picking out people to hang. Human nature doesn't stop.

  118. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by homer_s · · Score: 0, Troll

    The trouble with reaganomics is, if everyone is saving, nobody is consuming, and consumption is a far greater factor in our GDP.

    You fail Economics 101.

  119. mountain ranges to molehills by Uberbah · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    This story belongs in the political section at best.

    Sure does.

    I haven't seen YRO articles on Cold Cash Jefferson blah blah blah

    You can whine about a lack of balanced coverage when the Democrats have caught up to the Republicans on corruption. You can name three corrupt Democrats? Whoop de fuckin do. There are dozens of Republicans sitting in jail, right now, and if we ever have investigations of the Bush Administration's crimes, we'll have dozens more.

    Your party is corrupt. Your party is rotten. Your party is morally and intellectually bankrupt. Sad say for you.

  120. The right thing to do. by westlake · · Score: 1
    Dubya will pardon him on his way out
    Scooter will get a full pardon too (in addition to the sentence commutation he already got)

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    W. is not the sort who forgives and forgets:

    The deadline for candidate replacement or withdrawal in Alaska was September 17. If Stevens resigned immediately and promised not to serve if he is reelected next week, Gov. Palin could appoint a Republican to serve out the rest of Stevens's term.

    Unfortunately, any unofficial Republican replacement candidate would have to face an insurmountable hurdle next week in asking Alaskans to vote for a convicted felon. Stevens announced in a statement this evening: "I am innocent. This verdict is the result of the unconscionable manner in which the Justice Department lawyers conducted this trial. I ask that Alaskans and my Senate colleagues stand with me as I pursue my rights. I remain a candidate for the United States Senate. I will come home on Wednesday and ask for your vote." Stevens Found Guilty

    The 84 year old Stevens is not going to do the gentlemanly thing and put a pistol to his head in order to save a Senate seat for the Republications.

  121. Bad Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, what a really stupid analogy. If you hadn't noticed, Washington is massively in debt right now. So using that silly analogy, right now there's a negative amount of flesh floating around in the Potomac. But guess what? The sharks and vultures are still rushing in to grab their share and make the total quantity even more negative! Are you seeing the problem with the analogy yet? Not to mention that it has very little to do with the topic at hand, which is corruption (not government waste).

  122. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    The trouble with reaganomics is, if everyone is saving, nobody is consuming, and consumption is a far greater factor in our GDP.

    You fail Economics 101.

    Typical Rovian tactic, accuse me of what you've already done.

    Let me know when GDP, the primary metric of economic well being, stops being a measure of the value of all final goods and services sold.

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  123. How fitting... by Guspaz · · Score: 0, Redundant

    He will now be sent to a series of jails where he will be raped by a series of new friends.

  124. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Instead, we have many people (including many on Slashdot) advocating for term limits, which force those politicians to immediately start thinking about their income post-service, and what they can do now to ensure it.

    Exactly. And what's going to give you better job prospects down the road: doing the people's business, or selling out the people to cozy up to big business?

  125. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 2

    We don't have Rovian tactics in India, but we are good at spotting charlatans who speak about things they have no business talking about.

    I was taught economics by the combined faculty of a top 20 undergrad institution and a business school ranked 6th in the world.

    You are merely screaming repeatedly that I'm a charlatan with no rational counter-argument to my case.

    Please provide a rational counter-argument. I don't reach my conclusions lightly, but when presented with more feasible arguments or evidence to the contrary, I do adjust my beliefs rather than cling to ignorance.

    Personally, I think you're just a republican who is pissed at what I say.

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  126. mountain ranges to molehills by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that Clinton pardoned like a million friends and supporters basically on his way out the White House door.

    And how many of those friends could have testified against him? And even with the much ballyhooed Marc Rich pardon, Rich had to pay a $100 million fine as a condition, and he was still left open to civil suits.

    As a big Clinton supporter in the day, it broke my heart.

    If you were a big Clinton supporter, maybe you shouldn't have bought into faux Republican hysterics.

  127. Liar by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Clinton was under investigation for PERJURING himself in a completely different sexual harassment suit brought against him, not for getting a BJ in the White House.

    Republicans didn't investigate Clinton because they had probable cause, but because they wanted to investigate him and remove him from office by any means necessary. They couldn't find any actual crimes, so instead they went with a manufactured perjury charge. You can't even proved he lied, unless you can physically read minds. Secondly, even if he did lie, it's not perjury because the lie has to be RELEVANT. As the judge ruled that whatever happened between Monica and Bill was irrelevant to the Jones case, it was. not. perjury. Period.

  128. Re:But Colin Powell! by couchslug · · Score: 1

    "A Senator in the Fed Pen? he's going to come face to face with a whole new series of tubes!"

    Club Fed? Big deal. He'll get three hots and a cot and live under military regimentation.
    The only traffic his ass will get is a cavity search, and at his age that may be a thrill.

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  129. Partisan wishful thinking by sjbe · · Score: 1

    So sad. Read up, sonny - it was the Carter administration.

    Read up yourself. The grandparent post wasn't right either but neither are you. Mortgage backed securities have been with us at least since 1938 when Fannie Mae was created. First modern uses were in the early 1970s when Ginnie Mae was created - well before Carter or Bush were in office.

    Sorry to burst your respective partisan dreamworlds.

    1. Re:Partisan wishful thinking by afabbro · · Score: 1

      Read up yourself.

      I did. Which is why I'm familiar with the 1977 Community Reinvestment Act and you are not.

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    2. Re:Partisan wishful thinking by Danse · · Score: 1

      Read up yourself.

      I did. Which is why I'm familiar with the 1977 Community Reinvestment Act and you are not.

      And that still doesn't explain things. repost

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  130. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

    > So the election looks like the popular mayor of the states largest city vs. an unspecified
    > Republican to be named by Sarah Palin. Hard to think there won't be an enthusiasm gap there.

    I dunno, if Stevens has the slightest hint of class left this could be a wonderful day for Republicans. Follow along with me for a minute. Bright and early tomorrow morning the Sen. holds a press conference and announces that if he wins reelection he will resign before the new Congress convenes and allow Gov. Palin to replace him. Remember that Palin has an 80%+ approval rating right now in her home state. So if she promises to to appoint a good solid reform minded Republican the odds are good the entire Republican ranks and a good percentage of the moderates who elected Palin herself on an anti-corruption reform platform would turn out.

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  131. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by homer_s · · Score: 1

    ...if everyone is saving, nobody is consuming...

    If everyone is saving, then someone is willing to pay interest/returns for that saving. Otherwise, "everyone" would have no place to invest their savings.

    It is funny that you accuse me of being a republican, but you are the one making the assumption that bush made after 9/11 when he urged everyone to go spend.

    Spending or consumption does not create wealth. Increasing productivity does.
    The farmer who consumes all his seed corn may increase consumption, but he does not increase his wealth. The farmer who starves and saves to buy a new tractor is the one who increases wealth. And he does so by saving, not by consuming.

    I was taught economics by the combined faculty of a top 20 undergrad institution and a business school ranked 6th in the world.

    Standing in a garage does not make you a car. Maybe your teachers never heard of a man named Bastiat - he could've saved you all that money you spent on your education.

    Personally, I think you're just a republican who is pissed at what I say.

    I'm a citizen of India (a country in Asia in case they did not teach that in your prestigious school).
    What would I gain by being a supporter of the republican party (or the democratic party for that matter)?

  132. Causes of the housing bubble by sjbe · · Score: 4, Informative

    So, when did it become possible to sell mortgage-backed securities, and why did it go into overdrive around 2002, 2003?

    Modern US incarnations started in 1938 with the creation of Fannie Mae.

    There are a LOT of reasons why they went into overdrive lately. Low interest rates, hedge funds, deregulation, policies to encourage home ownership gone awry, big profits in securitization, lack of transparency into exotic securities, inadequate risk management policies at banks, and several other reasons come to mind.

    It isn't a simple situation with a simple solution unfortunately. Any solution that does come however will need to come from regulation requiring disclosure of exotic security positions and limits on the ability to endlessly bundle and transfer risk through securitization. A better term for sub-prime is high risk. But everyone thought they could just transfer the risk to someone else and eventually there was so much high risk debt that it clogged up the credit markets.

  133. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    special interests is muted and kept level with other interests

    Special interests are other interests.

  134. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by TheLink · · Score: 1


    There's official $$$ and unofficial $$$.

    Some corrupt guy could have a salary of zero but still make lots of money from "contributions".

    So it's not so simple. If nobody jails corrupt officials then your problem is bigger than salary.

    I don't think there is anything wrong with paying them a high bonus, IF at the end of the term they are doing a good job. If they are found to be corrupt (or criminally negligent), they should be jailed.

    Fact is, the same people are getting voted in so that means they're doing a good enough job for the voters.

    If people really disagree, they should either vote or get someone else to be a candidate.

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  135. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Informative

    If everyone is saving, then someone is willing to pay interest/returns for that saving.

    This is not true. Savings does not have to equate to high returns, or even private companies snatching up the deposited money. Financial markets work the same way consumer markets do. When people save more money than is demanded, the interest rates plummet.

    Otherwise, "everyone" would have no place to invest their savings.

    Who says you have to invest your savings? Some paranoid depression-minded people still use a good old mattress, but there are also government bonds if no private enterprise will take your money.

    It is funny that you accuse me of being a republican, but you are the one making the assumption that bush made after 9/11 when he urged everyone to go spend.

    The assumption he made was that everyone would take his "suggestion" to go spend when it was obvious the market would be volatile and many industries would suffer in the citizens' paranoia, and therefore anyone who had money to spend on non-essentials decided to tighten up.

    Spending or consumption does not create wealth. Increasing productivity does.

    This is not true. Increasing productivity without insuring people have a disposable income with which to buy the goods results in inventory which cannot be moved. This means that businesses will not be keen on simply building more infrastructure just because the government says so. The extra subsidies/tax breaks will be treated like profits and distributed as bonuses to the upper ranks in a manner commensurate with profits.

    Assuming they do decide to increase productivity, though, The potential lower prices from this situation simply will not compensate for the fact that consumers, faced with anti-labor policies (stemming from deregulation under the same philosophy as the subsidies to producers), will slowly lose real purchasing power, see this coming, and not feel as comfortable parting with their money.

    Finally, in the long term, producers will slow down any expansion, or stop all together. As people reproduce, their kids face a rougher job market, and real wages go down further.

    The farmer who consumes all his seed corn may increase consumption, but he does not increase his wealth.

    The farmer who consumes all his seed is actually increasing his production. It's true, he doesn't increase his wealth because he now has a field full of crops which are worth less, and may not be bought at all. (this is one of the reasons why the government pays farmers NOT to plant every few years, and buys up surpluses.. planting all seeds results in greater taxes on everyone) And you've just contradicted your earlier statement about productivity creating wealth.

    The farmer who starves and saves to buy a new tractor is the one who increases wealth. And he does so by saving, not by consuming.

    No, he has not increased wealth, he's shifted wealth into another good with an entirely different set of expenses.

    Here is my analysis:
    Bottom up is preferable to top down in terms of economic and fiscal policy.

    Subsidies given to the bottom are far more likely to be passed up the chain through spending than those given to people and companies who already have plenty of disposable income and available credit. The bottom actually NEED that money, and they will be compelled by their situation to utilize more of it constructively.

    Additionally, subsidizing the bottom produces a better overall quality of life, and provides every potential entrepreneur with a hedge against risk, freeing them from some uncertainty and blessing their efforts with the promise they will at least retain their own shirts if things don't go well.

    The increase in available income for discretionary spending will result in higher demand and higher sales for "the greedy rich", giving them a conside

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  136. Re:But Colin Powell! by megamerican · · Score: 4, Informative

    I got modded down for pointing out that Colin Powell made a 1 hour speech of known lies to the UN to make our case for going to war with Iraq? I guess now that he endorsed Obama he must be a great guy again!

    That speech he gave was from a paper written by a post-graduate student in 1990. He and others knew it but he gave the speech anyway. Without that speech there would have been a lot more people against the war from the beginning.

    It really is too bad I didn't make i to a +5 troll. that would have made my day :)

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  137. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    I want to add something to this, because I don't think I was particularly clear on the most underlying principle here.

    In the supply and demand function, demand will always move before supply. Firms have no logical reason to simply provide something without demonstrated demand. 99.999% of those who do go out of business (the other 0.001% is apple's IPOD/Iphone divison : P)

    Because of this, subsidizing producers (who don't need money, and can easily gain credit to expand) results in any extra money being calculated as profits, specifically as profits via cost reduction rather than employee contribution, and therefore distributed as bonuses among senior management.

    Subsidizing consumers, however, will provide money they actually need, result in increased spending, and drive demand higher, which will prompt increases in supply. The rich get taxed, the poor get a better standard of living, the sales go up, and the rich get their money back through sales.

    Trickle up > trickle down.

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  138. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My textbooks were written by Stiglitz, who, along with every other world economist, has debunked bastiat's theories through research and real world examples, this latest crash being one of them.

  139. Offtopic, re: War in Iraq/Presidential Candidates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    >I remember McCain telling us that it would be a short, easy war and that we would be "greeted as liberators."
    'Short, easy' war, 'greeted as liberators' - granted*. I remember those remarks as well.
    I believe you're contrasting Sen. McCain's initial remarks with Sen. Obama being against the war from the beginning, correct?
    Regardless of how the was has been handled (hindsight is 20/20, more or less), you wouldn't have supported action against S. Hussein?
    Even knowing his feelings & actions taken against the Kurds and Shia in his own country?
    I'm not solely defending the war in Iraq; I think something should also be done about Darfur and any other places in the world where anyone is oppressed so blatantly.
    Yes, I'm idealistic and naïve.
    *(Although (1) the war against S. Hussein was short & easy, unlike this subsequent war with Al-Qaeda/militias in Iraq and (2) the Kurds sure appreciated us arriving, although they're likely just ecstatic that w/o S. Hussein they're one step closer to separating from Iraq and taking the oil reserves/$$ with them.)

    While international resolutions would obviously be most preferable, in Iraq (before the war) the Food for Oil & French business connections obviously prove that international relationships & politics don't always prioritize human lives.
    Money pleases the eye far more than dead bodies in someone else's country, especially if they're of a different skin color.
    I guess we can't blame the UN; shame on us (US) for going at it alone when necessary (not to say that we're innocent by any means- see Halliburton, Blackwater, et al.)
    (Thank you to all of the troops- US, British, Australian, and our other allies. Regardless of your personal political views, your sacrifice is greatly appreciated.)

    >But he gambled on the surge, so we're supposed to focus on that part and ignore what he said at the start of the war...
    And Sen. Obama was against the surge, but we're supposed to focus on the initial decision and ignore anything he's said since the start of the war.

    Look, let's not mince words- Neither presidential candidate is perfect, even in the narrow scope of this single issue.
    We could argue for days over which part of the past is more relevant, the political/military decision to remove S. Hussein or the military/political tactic of adding troops to quell sectarian violence.
    (Forgive me, I realize that I'm assuming you feel that the additional troops have been more beneficial than remaining at previous levels would have been. As it's a subjective matter whether or not any given Sailor/Soldier/Marine/Airman's life offsets a minute/hour/day/month/year of peace,
    I'll simply admit that I gladly & wholeheartedly accept your viewpoint if you disagree with me on this.)

    The bottom line is that-
    • We will never have the perfect candidate, so we all have to do some soul-searching and settle on the 'least worse' candidate according to our political & personal beliefs.
    • We have to remove the social stigma of admitting one's mistakes.
      If Sen. Obama or Sen. McCain today said "I said/believed/associated with/voted [x]. I made a mistake, but I've learned since then. Here is my new viewpoint/record [y] and my reasoning is [z]," I'm sure it would have a negative impact, subjecting either to ridicule & a loss of credibility, or a political dead end had either been a lesser-known figure.
      I'm not sure who is to be blamed- the media, the American electorate, or both- but this is a major hindrance in modern American politics(/politics in general).
      Yes, now I'm pessimistic & blunt.
    • One* vote in either direction in this election will not yield a difference in the final outcome.
      *(Or two, yours & mine; or a few dozen-hundred, /. readers eligible to vote
  140. Re: The Real Deal on the Current Economic Crisis by malice · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Real Deal on the Current Economic Crisis

    So who is to blame? There's plenty of blame to go around, and it doesn't fasten only on one party or even mainly on what Washington did or didn't do. As The Economist magazine noted recently, the problem is one of "layered irresponsibility ... with hard-working home owners and billionaire villains each playing a role." Here's a partial list of those alleged to be at fault:

    The Federal Reserve, which slashed interest rates after the dot-com bubble burst, making credit cheap.

    Home buyers, who took advantage of easy credit to bid up the prices of homes excessively.

    Congress, which continues to support a mortgage tax deduction that gives consumers a tax incentive to buy more expensive houses.

    Real estate agents, most of whom work for the sellers rather than the buyers and who earned higher commissions from selling more expensive homes.

    The Clinton administration, which pushed for less stringent credit and downpayment requirements for working- and middle-class families.

    Mortgage brokers, who offered less-credit-worthy home buyers subprime, adjustable rate loans with low initial payments, but exploding interest rates.

    Former Federal Reserve chairman Alan Greenspan, who in 2004, near the peak of the housing bubble, encouraged Americans to take out adjustable rate mortgages.

    Wall Street firms, who paid too little attention to the quality of the risky loans that they bundled into Mortgage Backed Securities (MBS), and issued bonds using those securities as collateral.

    The Bush administration, which failed to provide needed government oversight of the increasingly dicey mortgage-backed securities market.

    An obscure accounting rule called mark-to-market, which can have the paradoxical result of making assets be worth less on paper than they are in reality during times of panic.

    Collective delusion, or a belief on the part of all parties that home prices would keep rising forever, no matter how high or how fast they had already gone up.

    The U.S. economy is enormously complicated. Screwing it up takes a great deal of cooperation. Claiming that a single piece of legislation was responsible for (or could have averted) is just political grandstanding. We have no advice to offer on how best to solve the financial crisis. But these sorts of partisan caricatures can only make the task more difficult.

  141. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by symbolic · · Score: 1

    The reason they get these cushy jobs is because of the connections they have to the inner sanctum. What if using these connections after they left office was determined to be a conflict of interest, and made illegal? Asking us to pay for these guys for fear that they might resort to other ways of enhancing their income almost smack of a protection racket.

  142. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by sponga · · Score: 1

    your clock is a little off...

    more like 5,000 years and counting

  143. soo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would this be considered tubegate?

  144. Re:But Colin Powell! by Toonol · · Score: 1

    Hey, I got modded down to "offtopic" for making the first post mentioning Colin Powell's endorsement of Stevens. Maybe people don't realize he testified on Steven's behalf? Regardless, sometimes the moderation just comes out wrong. Them's the breaks.

  145. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    Separate temptation from politicians and you will see fewer troubles. It would be far cheaper to grant politicians in key positions generous allowances for the rest of their lives and to clear all expenses over certain through some sort of oversight board forbidden to have any contact with the people they are overseeing.

    It is interesting to hear this suggested here on Slashdot where it is more frequently fashionable to decry the "overpaid" CEOs of corporate America who receive tens of millions of dollars even if they fail when the purpose is exactly as the parent has described above, to prevent outside interests, including the personal interests of the CEO (which the large salaries and severance packages serve to ameliorate), from corrupting dispassionate and considered judgments on matters concerning hundreds of millions and even billions of dollars. People demand lower pay for CEOs without realizing that a large portion of lobbyist and special interest power in the United States Government is derived from providing perks, gifts, and other benefits to politicians that are well beyond the means of any similarly paid Americans. The US Congress is a wonderful example of what happens when you place people earning less than 200K per year in charge of billions of dollars with billion dollar corporations all competing for a piece of the largesse. The President of the United States is paid 400k and many of the rest earn less than 100k and the vast majority of federal employees, including those working at regulatory agencies, earn substantially less than that. Compared to the resources of a billion dollar corporation, a Congressman earning 170K per year (including benefits) can be bought for relatively cheap and they are every day. If you want to shield your government from the corrupting power of the special interests then you have to pay your politicians enough to move them beyond any serious consideration for bribes and other special interest incentives.

  146. Re: The Real Deal on the Current Economic Crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You make some good points and obviously a lot of thought (and the time to link to all this stuff) went into it. Thank you for sharing that with us.

    You know what I think could have played a BIG role in preventing this mess from taking place? It might seem bizarre to suggest this (and other than being someone interested to see this become reality, I am not "part" of this), but if you're familiar with the proposed so-called FairTax plan, I believe it would do a lot to help the current situation, housing crisis included. Whoa! I just brought up the site linked in the previous sentence to make sure I got the URL right and boom! That site claims the FairTax could help the housing crisis! I swear I did not know that was the case. Ok, I'll go on to say what I was originally going to say:

    Briefly this is how the FairTax would work, and skip to the next paragraph if you already know this. The FairTax is a proposed bill, called HR25 in the House of Representatives, is a 133-page bill that replaces the 67,000 pages of our current IRS tax code, shuts down the IRS, and gets rid of all the IRS taxes: income tax, payroll tax, capital gains tax, death tax, etc. It replaces them all with a single nationwide consumption tax on the FINAL sale of ALL new products and services (not intermediate sales like a VAT, and not sales on used products), taxing everything at the same rate, with no exception for any type of product or service (not even food). It is a "Fair" Tax because of this fact: Rich people tend to buy more stuff, so they'll pay more in taxes when they buy all of this stuff. Poor people buy very little, so they'll pay very little. In-between people buy some amount in between, so they'll pay some amount in between. Wait a minute - poor people? They'll pay NOTHING because of a monthly "prebate" sent to all families that want it, reimbursing them, in advance, for any taxation up to poverty level spending. Yup. Poor people pay NOTHING in taxes. This is an improvement over their current situation because the income taxes that corporations pay get factored into the prices of goods. So when a poor person buys a loaf of bread or a light bulb or something, that poor person is paying the corporation's income tax. By getting rid of this retarded tax and setting up a sales tax, for which the poor person is reimbursed up to poverty level spending, you're helping the poor. The tax rate would admittedly be high at 23% if computed inclusive to the price ($23 of $100 is 23% inclusive) which many claim is really 30% (because $77 plus 30% of $77 ($23) is $100). Yes this is steep but remember that this is what our government currently costs us - only the method of collection changes and makes the amount visible for the first time. The idea is that you keep ALL of your paycheck, ALL of your income, and so long as you don't spend money, the government "takes" nothing. You only pay when you're at the cash register and you're spending money anyway. Moreover, the tax base will be broadened since instead of 160 million current taxpayers, there will be 350 million or more consumers, including: People who make money illegally (like drug dealers) who currently pay nothing in taxes but will pay when they buy a new Mercedes with that ill-gotten money. Illegal aliens, who may or may not currently be paying jack. Tourists to this country, who stay at hotels, eat at restaurant, go to Disney Land, etc. So the burden on each individual is reduced. No returns to file unless you're a business. No audits unless you're a business. Instead of dealing with 160 million taxpayers, the government will deal with 25 million businesses. The government will receive the same revenue from this sales tax as from the income tax, but it will be more stable because income fluctuates with the economy but spending tends to be pretty stable (when you don't have income, you spend from your savings - but you still spend). With the U.S. thus becoming the biggest income tax haven in the world, lots of people will bring their money to the Un

  147. Re: The Real Deal on the Current Economic Crisis by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Be careful with this. In Australia we had a similar initiative called the "Goods and Services Tax" which was supposed to do exactly that -- drop an enormously complicated and layered tax structure for a simple flat percentage on goods & services.

    Problem was they added the GST, but didn't remove all the other taxes, so it became essentially just one more tax. Implementation is everything, don't let it go ahead unless and until all those other taxes go away in the same bill.

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  148. They need to undo the effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The oil company that did the work got something for their efforts. Whatever that was, it should be removed.

    Remove the incentive to bribe and you remove the bribes.

  149. Which has fuck all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to do with one party being corrupt.

    Did the AC say that Clinton's party didn't do it? No. So what the fuck is the point of brining it up? It doesn't make this shower of shit any less corrupt.

  150. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Okay, if we need to start producing, then I guess the first thing we'd better do is pull all those jobs from India, yes?

    Personally I think current 'economics' is a big heaping pile of shit. Debt-based currency, BAH.

    If you ain't got the goods, you ain't got shit. THAT'S *PURE* economics. It's the ONLY kind that should even be allowed. It's stable in prisons, it's stable in the black market, it's stable in the world of drugs, it's stable in the trading of raw materials.

    What you people study apparently isn't working, so I'd suggest you give it up.

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  151. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by VShael · · Score: 1

    I've always thought that being a lifetime public servant, if your constituents allow it, is far better than being another revolving door politician heading from a law degree into a cushy PR position at a company paying for the laws you gave them.

    Great in principle, lousy in practice.

    Those people who are lifetime public servants? In the UK they are called the Civil Service. And they make their "political masters" look like amateurs, as anyone familiar with 'Yes Minister' can attest.

  152. Re: The Real Deal on the Current Economic Crisis by JakartaDean · · Score: 1

    I'm outta mod points, but I wanted to praise one of the most complete and thoughtful posts I've seen on /. I see you don't post much these days; please do. Dean

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  153. About time by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    Maybe now he'll find himself inside a 'series of tubes' called a prison cell.

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  154. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by NekoIncardine · · Score: 1

    A while back, she's been confirmed to have supported Stevens...

    Now, however, she's talking quite a bit of talk against him, implicitly, by her status as a "Maverick" (yeah, right).

    Proud to be posting this from my home in Anchorage.

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  155. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by homer_s · · Score: 0

    Okay, if we need to start producing, then I guess the first thing we'd better do is pull all those jobs from India, yes?

    We should also block out the Sun and ban computers - then everyone will be employed and producing.
    Don't confuse productivity with production.

  156. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

    Is that a sled dog with lipstick?

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  157. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by homer_s · · Score: 1

    Financial markets work the same way consumer markets do. When people save more money than is demanded, the interest rates plummet.

    Which leads to people saving less. Which leads to people spending more. Which will lead to a rise in interest rates offered for investments (except in places like the USA where the all-knowing Fed plays around with interest rates).

    Increasing productivity without insuring (sic) people have a disposable income with which to buy the goods results in inventory which cannot be moved.

    Do you honestly think that companies would just build goods and offer services without estimating the demand for such goods and services? Some businesses do and they go out of business. And the magic of the price system lets even very small businesses, who might not have the resources to conduct extensive market research, build the right product for the right price.

    Even if we assume a society where everyone saves all the money they don't spend on essentials and a society that does not trade with anyone else, the saved money would still be used to bring down the price of essentials - by better fertilizer, a better tractor, better storage facilities, supply chain management, etc.

    If we take your view and discourage savings (whether that was the intent or not), people may have more to spend, but the better fertilizer or tractor will not be invented. So, the society as a whole is poorer for not having the new tools.

    The farmer who consumes all his seed is actually increasing his production.

    I was not clear in my earlier post about what I meant - I meant the farmer who eats all the seed corn which he is supposed to plant the next year.

  158. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by TAiNiUM · · Score: 1

    He will still get plenty of votes and could even win. He may be bad for the Nation, but Uncle Ted is *very* good for Alaska.

  159. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They had on NPR this morning that Palin cannot appoint a successor to Stevens. It has to go to special election in Alaska.

  160. Biased judge and jury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yawn

  161. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    Palin is already using this to pat herself on the back.

    "The verdict shines a light on the corrupting influence of the big oil service company up there in Alaska that was allowed to control too much of our state. And that control was part of the culture of corruption that I was elected to fight, and that fight must always move forward regardless of party affiliation or seniority or even past service". -Sarah Palin

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  162. OK Here's How It's Going to Go Down... by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    There were actually TWO reasons they wanted a swift and speedy trial. First one was by taking the risk, he may have been exonerated to begin with. Since that didn't work, I'd say that it's almost impossible that he doesn't walk away with a last minute pardon prior to Bush leaving office. Had they waited on the trial I don't think they would have found Obama so forgiving. I'm pretty sure charges have to be in place before the Executive branch can pardon them.

    And yes, every President does this just prior to leaving office. I'm sure you all remember when the Republicans raised a big stink about all the guys Clinton pardoned prior to leaving. I'm sure Bill would have pardoned Stephens, too, had he been in office when this happened. I'm a bit curious to see who gets a pardon when Bush leaves office.

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  163. Re:Offtopic, re: War in Iraq/Presidential Candidat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever autoformatting you are using, turn it OFF.

    My brain is still out of kilter for attempting to re-arrange that smorgasbord back to normal while reading it...

  164. Make ALL finantials of politicians public... by holmstar · · Score: 1

    We should be making it harder for politicians to hide this sort of thing. If we could look at bank statements of every politician, we could see that congressman X didn't pay a dime when their garage was put in, or apparently went on vacation for free. If these things were easily traceable, politicians might think twice about accepting these types of gifts.

    1. Re:Make ALL finantials of politicians public... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      How would looking at bank statements tell us anything if they don't have to pay in the first place? There's no practical way to do what you are suggesting without having someone be with them 24/7.

      This was common in the Soviet Union, but would be pretty scandalous were it tried here. Then again, we're about to take a huge shift in that direction, so who knows?

  165. Common misconception. Politics is not about money by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Politics is about power. It's far easier to get rich as a broker or real estate agent than it is as a public servant. People who love money and want to get rich do not move to Washington. They move to New York or LA or Chicago. People come to Washington because they want to be powerful, and nothing is more powerful than the federal government of the United States. The amounts of money involved in DC are large but by no means tremendous. The financial giants of New York control at least ten times as much wealth as the entire federal government does. But financial firms don't have legislative, police, or military powers.

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  166. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    If he ends up going to prison, the real dirty trick would be to *block* his expulsion, as he wouldn't be able to be present to vote on any issues.

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  167. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by 2short · · Score: 1


    I don't see how that would work.
      A) They can't block his resignation.
      B) Not being able to vote is equivalent to voting 'no' on everything, which only helps the opposition.

    A Senator incapable of voting has actually been intentionally elected to the Senate (Charles Sumner of Massachusetts in 1856). They couldn't expel him, so his seat sat empty. The motives in that case are a bit more noble than this one, of course.

  168. Re: The Real Deal on the Current Economic Crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They took that into account. The bill both repeals the IRS code as of some date and puts into effect the FairTax. Unfortunately, repealing the Constitutional Amendment that made income taxes possible must be done in a separate step and will require a supermajority of the states to ratify it.

  169. Skip the humour by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    I am guessing that he will be a bit craigy about this. As it is, the media will be foleying over themselves to get to this story.

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  170. It was Clinton that repealed Glass-Steagall by bigtallmofo · · Score: 1

    Look, I'm the epitome of a swing voter. I think they're all idiots. But to blame the Bush administration (alone) for de-regulation shows you don't know what you're talking about.

    Clinton Repealed Glass-Steagall which was the single greatest de-regulation of banks since I don't know when.

    All politicians are corrupt. As soon as everyone realizes this and doesn't think that their chosen team is exempt, the better off we'll be.

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  171. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Khyber · · Score: 2

    Since it's quite obvious you don't understand, I'm not going to bother pointing it out to you. You're already blinded by your 'economics' of bullshit.

    I'll just say it simply, the USA cannot increase production, NOR PRODUCTIVITY, as long as WE LOSE OUR JOBS TO ANOTHER COUNTRY.

    Maybe your pea-sized money-befuddled brain can understand that.

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  172. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was thinking, seriously, on the benefits of simply shooting legislators when their term was up. Corruption is inevitable, but how would it manifest itself in that circumstance?

    Anon 'cause I'm moderating :/

  173. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by rrhal · · Score: 1

    Didn't Frank Murkowski appoint his Daughter (over Will Stevens) to the remainder of his term once he became Governer? Or did Alaska recently change its law to prevent just this sort of thing?

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  174. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    So the election looks like the popular mayor of the states largest city vs. an unspecified Republican to be named by Sarah Palin. Hard to think there won't be an enthusiasm gap there.

    I think it's worth pointing out that the import of being mayor of the largest city in Alaska can be appropriately thought of in comparison to the largest city in New York State. While NYC is around 30 times larger than the next largest city in NY, Buffalo, and Anchorage is only 9 times larger than Fairbanks, both represent roughly the same fraction of the population of their respective states at around 40%. So the mayor of Anchorage is going to be rather better known than say, to pick an example at random, Wasilla.

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  175. Re:But Colin Powell! by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

    The only traffic his ass will get is a cavity search, and at his age that may be a thrill.

    Or his routine prostate exam.

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  176. Re: The Real Deal on the Current Economic Crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I argue that if it weren't for the creation of the illegal federal reserve, none of these things would have occurred. So yes, simply put, one thing can be blamed for the recent meltdown.

  177. Re: The Real Deal on the Current Economic Crisis by lawpoop · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the well-thought out reply. I have a few more questions; perhaps you can help me out with them.

    What precipitated these NINJA ( No Job, No Asset ) loans?

    I have a hard time putting this on the backs work working- and middle-class people who bought homes "they couldn't afford". If there's a foreclosure, and the loan officer and Joe Sixpack are staring at each other, saying, "we got both got each in trouble, we didn't know any better" I would blame the banker more. It's the banker's job to know good risks. He's been making loans for years. How many times does a person buy a home in their lifetime? 2 or 3, max? I expect more out of the banker than Joe Sixpack.

    It's the job of banks and loan officers to sit around all day and decide who can't and can't pay off a 30-year-loan, and how much a house is worth. Joe Sixpack has a fulltime job and kids to take care of. Yes, he should know whether or not he can afford X amount a month, but if a loan officer is approved, why would Joe thinks he knows more than a loan officer? We don't expect a mortgage bank to act like a shady car dealership. So if he gets approved for a loan, that has to figure into his conception of whether he can afford it. "I'm not sure about this, but if the bank says I can afford it, they must know what they're talking about, since they have all those actuarial tables and mathematicians working on things."

    So Joe Sixpack works for a company that doesn't have a retirement fund, he lost a bunch of money in the tech bubble burst and post 9/11. Social Security doesn't look good. His last job got shipped overseas, now he has less benefits. His wife works two jobs. He has kids who needs food, clothing, and college. He can't rely on things that his parents did -- retirement, stock market, social security, etc. What's the last, best thing he can do to prepare for his future? Well, buy a house of course. Why should he throw away money on rent, and have nothing to show for it after 30 years? Buying a house has always been seen as a mature, smart financial move. He's got nothing else as far as retirement, and now a loan officer is telling him he can buy a house. What would a financially prudent person do? Of course you buy that house. And since we were in a bubble, the only house he can buy is an overpriced one.

    So, it seems to me that if banks never made NINJA loans, we wouldn't be in this mess this badly. We probably would be in a crappy market, but Lehman Brother's and other banks failing? Government bailouts? I blame the banks. It's their job to know this stuff. Collective Delusion? Joe Sixpack might not know better, but the bank sure had better know, and therefore not make risky loans.

    FWIW, I talked several people out of buying homes since 2003. They thought there was no other safe place for their money. Others I talked to still bought houses. They thought I was some end-of-the-world conspiracy nut. Why should they believe the crazy blogs I referenced when a loan officer is ready to loan, and everyone knows a house is a good asset anyway?

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  178. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by pngmangi42 · · Score: 1

    Because it's only a matter of how much they're tempted, right? It doesn't matter that they are willfully corrupt. We can't really expect them to... I dunno... behave like good citizens and not take bribes?

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  179. Re: The Real Deal on the Current Economic Crisis by Danse · · Score: 1

    What precipitated these NINJA ( No Job, No Asset ) loans?

    I have a hard time putting this on the backs work working- and middle-class people who bought homes "they couldn't afford". If there's a foreclosure, and the loan officer and Joe Sixpack are staring at each other, saying, "we got both got each in trouble, we didn't know any better" I would blame the banker more. It's the banker's job to know good risks. He's been making loans for years. How many times does a person buy a home in their lifetime? 2 or 3, max? I expect more out of the banker than Joe Sixpack.

    The short answer is that the banks thought they were covered by insurance if the borrower defaulted, and since so much money was being made through securitization of loans, they were just making as many as they could, knowing that they were just going to sell them off to someone else. They've racked up massive profits from doing just that for years now. I posted earlier about this. You'll have to excuse the somewhat flame-ish tone of the post :) The NPR link is to an audio interview that explains why the insurance didn't pan out and the banks started failing. Couple other links in there to wikipedia for more info too.

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  180. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    Do you honestly think that companies would just build goods and offer services without estimating the demand for such goods and services? Some businesses do and they go out of business. And the magic of the price system lets even very small businesses, who might not have the resources to conduct extensive market research, build the right product for the right price.

    the problem is models are imperfect, and changing production based on demand demonstrated (and quantifiable) by rising prices or inventory changes is much more accurate than trying to predict demand based on projected consumer spending. There is no reliable uniform model for household budgets, spending, and how severe the effect of anti-labor policy will be on their spending.

    Startups and new divisions usually start their operations based on predicted demand, but this practice is incredibly uncertain, and there are as many hits as misses. Take the nintendo wii for example. They vastly underestimated initial demand, resulting in massive shortages. The zune is another example in which they vastly overestimated initial demand.
    After initial launch though, there is quantifiable sales data from which to gage actual demand, and adjust production accordingly.

    Pushing subsidies consumer side rather than producer side provides producers with much more certainty in this regard.

    As for the seed example, obviously production is necessary for wealth because nobody can consume what is not there, but pushing a production first model is not the way to increase prosperity, because the demand side always moves first, with the supply side reacting to it. Trying to subsidize the supply side without demonstrated demand will simply result in the subsidy being considered profits and treated as such.

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  181. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    I also would like to add that consumer side subsidies do not necessarily discourage savings.

    most families have a savings to spending ratio, and increasing the money going in increases both.

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  182. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Looks like the moderators on this discussion forum disagree with everyone but you, homer.
    You lose. We know far better than you and plasmacutter's economics of bullshit.

    It's just that simple. If we could, we'd kill every banker and go back to a "If you ain't got it, you can't have this" attitude in economics.

    Because seriously, your FAKE MONEY BASED ON WHAT'S OWED IS BULLSHIT.

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  183. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by homer_s · · Score: 1

    So, if I know of a new tool that will increase crop yield by 200%, what should I do? There is no demand for this now so I can only estimate demand. And, I'll need $X to implement this.

    If investment is easily available I can borrow the $X and implement my project. If it is a bust, well everyone took a chance and lost, but it was all voluntary. If it succeeds, I make a lot of money, the cost of food comes down for everyone and everyone has more money now (because they are spending less for food). This is the only way wealth is created in this world - by productivity gains.

    Now, with your idea, the govt. takes money from investors and gives it to consumers. The $X would be spent on food and stuff from China. As a result, I don't have the $X now to make my miracle tool.

    What am I missing?

  184. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    Actually, the $X would be spent on food from the US, because government subsidies and trade barriers (yes they're still there) assure the vast bulk of sales go to the US.. that and the US is the bread basket of the world)

    Venture capitalists are the place to go for that invention. The likelihood a single person will have the hundreds of millions necessary to roll that out on a commercial scale is very small.

    Additionally, doubling the production per acre would also work under the current system in which the government limits production. You would spend less time and resources monitoring, cultivating, and irrigating half the land.

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  185. Re:But Colin Powell! by Ron_Fitzgerald · · Score: 1

    You have now idea what a troll is obviously

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  186. Re: Ted "A Series of Tubes" ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A clear and excellent example of why abortion is necessary and needed to rid the population of vermin.

    On that note, Sarah Palin should have never been born either. What a problem now; the GOP is more than 150 k$ in the hole with no end in sight. On the bright side, she has fullfilled history as McCain's Manchurian candidate (doing the deed to McCain himself ... McCain will always be beloved by his Hotel Hanoi handlers who he loves more than life itself).

    Look at her; she breeds like a rat, giving birth to retarded human beings ... calling her brood and husband, human being, is technically wrong.

  187. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by SydShamino · · Score: 1

    That's just prone to fail. Were I to enter politics, it would be the end of my engineering career. After falling behind on my skills for four or six years, how many companies would want to hire me to do development work? What if they though I might decided to leave again to run for another office? My engineering career would be over.

    So my options would be to find a career that I got based on my time in office, or to stay in office forever (if possible). Under your plan only the super rich (who never need work again) or the self-employed (who can afford to stop their business and pick it up again) would ever be able to run for office. And, to be honest, that's 70% of what's wrong with elected officials today.

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  188. Re:Meet the new Senator, same as the old Senator.. by symbolic · · Score: 1

    I don't think it was EVER the founders' intent that people would consider becoming a lifetime politician. It was a matter of service. Get in, serve, get out. Besides, they are faced with the same circumstances if they are voted out of office.