User: Jesus H Rolle

Re: Otherwise known as ...

On: Spinning Metal Sails Could Slash Fuel Consumption, Emissions On Cargo Ships (sciencemag.org)

The English call it "spin".

Re: Public Info?

On: Credit Reporting Firm Equifax Announces 'Cybersecurity Incident Impacting Approximately 143 Million US Consumers' (cnbc.com)

Same at least as late as the early 00s. It was printed on every student ID.

Re: Public Info?

On: Credit Reporting Firm Equifax Announces 'Cybersecurity Incident Impacting Approximately 143 Million US Consumers' (cnbc.com)

Ruffles have ridges!

Re: Don't pollute. Don't eat fish.

On: Fish Are Eating Lots of Plastic (washingtonpost.com)

Two stones, actually.

Re: What?!? Hotdog?!

On: 60,000 Germans Evacuate While Officials Try To Defuse a WWII Bomb (abc.net.au)

Ever wonder how the Catskill Mountains got their name?

Re: I solved it

On: Solve a 'Simple' Chess Puzzle, Win $1 Million (st-andrews.ac.uk)

Don't forget your fedora!

Re: Mandatory XKCD

On: A Year After Mirai: DVR Torture Chamber Test Shows Two Minutes Between Exploits (sans.edu)

I've thought about doing this, but with fish.

Re: Officially Freaked Out

On: How the NSA Identified Satoshi Nakamoto (medium.com)

Just learn different writing styles for your trolling.

I misuse apostrophes' and semicolons to hide my identity; while trolling. Theirs' also there/their and to/too/two to.

Re: Blame Trump

On: Alaska's Permafrost Is Thawing (cnbc.com)

Also also, the senate pulled a parliamentary trick to block Trump recess appointments.

Recess appointments are a sleazy tactic designed to bypass the constitutional requirement that the Senate confirm the nominee.

Re: bitcoin isn't real, either

On: Here's Why People Don't Buy Things With Bitcoin (vice.com)

It's magic, you know. Never believe it's not so.

Lol

On: The CIA Built a Fake Software Update System To Spy On Intel Partners (theverge.com)

Guess who's going to prison... nobody!

Re: This is fine

On: Justice Department Walks Back Demand For Information On Anti-Trump Website (theverge.com)

Oh bs - we shut down radical Islamic terrorists with bombs like every other week.

Bull shit.

Re: This is fine

On: Justice Department Walks Back Demand For Information On Anti-Trump Website (theverge.com)

You're tearing down statues and rewriting history because NAAZIIISS. Is that rational or logical? No - it's not.

Tearing down statues isn't rewriting history. History's still in history books. The statues glorify traitors who tried to tear the country in two to preserve slavery. It was a few decades after the war when the South began rewriting history, claiming that the war was over economics and state's rights.

Re: Heard it working for the army...

On: Fourth US Navy Collision This Year Raises Suspicion of Cyber-Attacks (thenextweb.com)

Fourth time is 4chan.

Re: You also realise it's a Kill Switch right?

On: DJI Spark Owners Must Update Firmware By September, Or Their Machines Will Be Bricked (suasnews.com)

You are defending a kill switch because you agree with it's use. This time... Shame on you!

Right back atcha.

Re: Samsung fan here, or maybe ex fan...

On: iPhone 8's 3D Face Scanner Will Work In 'Millionths of a Second' (phonearena.com)

What they should do is use that saved space for more battery. Even better, have an option for a 2-3mm thicker backing with battery being all that.

Re: Wikileaks emails

On: Ask Slashdot: What Would You Pay To See Open Sourced?

They're all about transparency, but they ain't very transparent.

Assange is translucent for a few minutes whenever he sheds his skin.

Re: You eat at expensive places

On: Ask Slashdot: What Would You Pay To See Open Sourced?

No wonder Europeans aren't getting laid!

Re: Version Control = Good

On: Developer Accidentally Deletes Three-Month of Work With Visual Studio Code (bingj.com)

administrate

I'd like to conversate with you about your butching of English.

Re: Honest Question

On: Hacker Claims To Have Decrypted Apple's Secure Enclave Processor Firmware (iclarified.com)

You forgot one: No girls allowed!

Re: Really?

On: 'Surkus' App Pays Users To Line Up Outside New Restaurants (chicagotribune.com)

Are other people such sheep that they would actually choose a place just because its busy without any other information?

Japanese call fake customers "Sakura". It's common wherever Japanese businesses are found.

Re: Bullshit defending Bullshit

On: Why Does Hollywood Remain Out of Step With the Body-Positive Movement? (nytimes.com)

The amount of false positives are extremely small, generally within Special Ops. I know, because I was one and had to get regular water displacement tests (as did most of my unit).

In ninja school, we couldn't graduate until we could hold our BMI at zero for five minutes by levitating above the scale.

Re: 1968?

On: Scientists Finally Unlock the Recipe For Magic Mushrooms (gizmodo.com)

A 1968 paper (obviously it was in 1968)

Sorry, but why is this obvious? Just redundant text or is there another reason?

My guess is that the submitter/editor refers to the lack of online papers.

Re: Animals have a functioning immune system

On: Behind the Hype of 'Lab-Grown' Meat (gizmodo.com)

They give the meat umami.

Re: In the words of Trump

On: Google Cancels Domain Registration For Neo-Nazi Website Daily Stormer (businessinsider.com)

Unless you wrote your 'manifesto' on the back of a postcard, they'd have to open your mail, which I believe is a felony.

You're dodging his question. Suppose it were his Communist Party registration postcard. Should the post office be permitted to deny him service?