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  1. Good for google on Google Publicizes DMCA Takedowns · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The DMCA is shit as is alot of bills and laws passed in Washington these days. I thought about something when I read this.

    I'm not entirely sure on this. The PatriotAct that was rushed through Congress has a clause in it stating "If you are searched because of the PatriotAct then it is illegal to make public the fact that you were searched". What would happen if the DMCA was modified like this?

    Webpages and site listings disappearing overnight with no reason.

    pretty scary

  2. Re:When Apple did this, they laughed... on Abit's New Motherboard Lays On The Ports · · Score: 0

    "Also worth noting, the board only has 3 PCI (vanilla 33 MHz, 32 bit) slots, though you do already get a lot of stuff onboard."

    This isn't a troll. Sort of offtopic though.

    What kind of devices use the 64bit slots?

  3. Re:movie reference on The Sexiest Metal · · Score: 0

    Typo in my other comment

    Val Kilmer plays Chris not Christ. Only Willem Dafoe can play Christ.

  4. Re:movie reference on The Sexiest Metal · · Score: 0

    No you're wrong.

    Robert DeNiro (Neil) impresses Amy Brenneman's character (Eady) by being a metallurgical salesman.

    Ashley Judd (Charlene) is married to Val Kilmer (Christ) in the movie, and DeNiro comes close to beating her in a hotel room after seeing her cheat on her husband with Hank Azaria (Marciano).

    Major Robert DeNiro fan here....

  5. Re:This will reveal the true value of mp3s/warez. on Time Warner to Charge Extra for Over-Quota Bandwidth · · Score: 0, Insightful

    "Before anyone starts, think about what this will do for the packaged linux software business. It might actually be cheaper to go out and buy the CD than download the ISO from Red Hat. All of a sudden RH turns a sale with a cost to them into a sale with profit! That _has_ to be a good thing."

    Pardon me, but your comment is sprinkled with horseshit. One person will download the iso, and sell cd-rs of it for $2 easily making up the cost of the bandwidth. Linux won't get anything out of this.

  6. Re:The marketing game on New PlayStation 2 Chip · · Score: -1

    "That'd be like fooling people into thinking a book was gook... "

    YOU ARE A RACIST!!!

  7. Infromal Slashdot Poll on Introduction to Distributed Computing · · Score: -1

    This morning I woke up, with a terrible hangover and pubic hairs stuck to my chin by means of some sort of sticky substance, also on my chin. I couldn't remember what happened last night. This article is an investigation of the events.

    I started out going to a tupperware party with my 45-year old girlfriend. I had to sneak out of the basement of my parent's house, because my parent's don't approve of the 25 year age difference. And I should say here that I use the term "girlfriend" loosely here. She is just some girl I bang. Well, woman actually. She gets really cranky when I don't introduce her to my friends as my girlfriend - I think its a menopausal thing.

    I've never been to a tupperware party so I didn't exactly know what it entailed. She insisted that I went, though, as her date, even though I didn't want to. I had another party to go to, a friend at the McDonald's where I work told me about a kegger at his apartment, and I was stoked to go. I knew it would be clutch because the 16-year-old I'm banging on the side would be there. But, alas, I had to cancel those plans to go out with Agatha.

    I picked her up at 7:00 - if I were a minute late, I'd probably get spanked, but in the bad nonsexual way. She came out of the house, carrying some tupperware. She demanded to see what I was bringing to the party. I stared at her blankly.

    After a variety of racial epithets and minutes of verbal and some physical abuse, I was at the Target parking lot, walking in to procure some Tupperware. She insisted on coming with me to make sure I get the proper kind.

    I bought some, and she poured some of her "food" into the new tupperware so I wouldn't come empty handed. We finally got to the party at about 8:00.

    Thirty long minutes later, I was introduced to her friends. All menopausal, fat, ugly women who were embittered because their husbands and boyfriends had the common sense to leave them long ago. I was sitting in the corner, all alone, with nothing to do. Then I remembered something: I had a 5th of vodka in the back of my car.

    I quietly snuck out of the party, grabbed the vodka and snuck it back in. If I put the vodka in the punch, I would see a whole bunch of annoying old ladies falling about themselves. What could be so bad about that?

    Forty five minutes later, some 50 year old hag was grabbing for my cock. That's what could be so bad about it, I guess. I pushed the bitch away and told Agatha that I was leaving. She was drunk, but insisted on coming with me.

    I was driving to the McDonald's party, with Agatha throwing up all over my leather seats. "Fuck," I thought to myself as I swerved recklessly down the road. "I need to dump her off somewhere before I get to the party." At a red light, I looked over at her and noticed she was sleeping. Hopefully, passed out drunk. I got out of the car, opened her side of the door (stumbling myself since I was drunk too) and pulled her out by her hair. I left off by the sidewalk, closed her door, got back in the car, and drove to the party.

    I arrived and looked for my young pussy to say whats up too. I was shocked and apalled that she went with a large black man that was recently released from jail. I got a Mickey from the fridge and started talking shit to this guy in a drunken stupor.

    I wanted to fuck the shit out of my girl - nothing puts the tops on a bad night than a little statuatory rape - but unfortunately "Bubba" was getting in the way. However, out in the parking lot he kicked the shit out of me in a short bloody fight. I can't remember what happened after that, but when I woke up, it was morning, I was in my bed, with a terrible hangover and pubic hairs stuck to my chin by means of some sort of sticky substance.

    Any ideas? Hmm...

  8. Re:If this doesn't qualify as The Mark of the Beas on FDA Approves Implantable Microchips · · Score: -1

    IANAC (I am not a christian)
    but, your comment:

    "Genesis 1:26 "Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, after our likeness..." (from the King James and Revised Standard Edition)"

    I'm pretty sure this represents the Holy Trinity.
    The Father, The Son, And the Holy ghost. So by saying we is correct. Their God is in 3 seperate parts but is still one god.

    Not sure but I think thats what is being said.

  9. Ogg Vorbis anyone??? on DivX and MP3 Developers Work Together on Watermarks · · Score: -1

    Uh no.

    XviD and L.A.M.E anyone??

  10. Eh? on Review: Yellow Dog Linux 2.2 · · Score: -1

    "YHBT. YHL. HAND"

    Anyone know what that means?

    PPC linux is neat.

  11. FAKE! FUD ALERT! on Sony Intentionally Crashes Customers' Computers · · Score: -1

    This has been available on IRC for download for a few days now. The "copy protection" is not real. Even if there is EAC strips whatever it is and rips perfectly.

    I listened to the rip of it earlier and sounds like any other release group album.

    Don't believe the hype. Its clearly aimed at people who know very little about computers and keeping them from trying this new fangled "EM-PEE-THREE".

  12. Please.... on Konqueror's Javascript Continues To Improve · · Score: -1, Troll

    I just need some lovin...

    I like men with gaping asses

  13. AW HORSE DOODIE! on Blizzard removes Orcs from Warcraft III · · Score: -1

    Can you get sick drinking piss?

    Or What about a thick cottage cheese like discharge?

    My girlfriend is 7 months pregnant and this shit just started flowing when I got home. Its pretty wild.

  14. MOD UP! on Linus Retiring from Kernel Dev · · Score: -1

    Alan_Thicke is one of the funniest trolls there is. He deserves some karma today.

  15. Re:This would be a moot point if. . . on Fair Use is Not a Constitutional Right · · Score: -1

    You're dumb.

    Will you come home with me?

  16. Re:sigh on Preparing for the Worst in FreeBSD · · Score: -1

    ROFLMAO!!!

    banana pudding

  17. YAY! on CBDTPA / SSSCA Won't Be Passed This Year, Say Leahy · · Score: -1

    Thats 8 months more of "freedom"

    My Penis smells like cottage cheese...

  18. Re:Is it just me? on One DVD To Rule Them All · · Score: -1

    Ya i think it is just you... 9 months since theatre release. Most movies are 4-6 months from screen to store.

    And if buying dvd's gets you down, download the SVCD. They aren't dvd quality but they look pretty good, and beat the shit out of VCD or VHS.

  19. Goat? on One DVD To Rule Them All · · Score: -1

    You're a complete pussy...

  20. Re:Why ruin a good thing? on One DVD To Rule Them All · · Score: -1

    Will you come home with me?

  21. YA BISH! on Is Online Privacy Getting Better? · · Score: -1
  22. YO YO YO!! on Dateline: Abuja; Nigeria Fights Email Scam · · Score: -1
  23. Re:Well, Well!! on Does Open Source Software Really Work? · · Score: -1

    Good show Old Bean!

    Windows is for homosexuals and girlfriends with a prolapsed rectum.

    Mandrake Linux+KDE+10 min instructions can prove that linux is not the evil command line OS that MS zealots scream it to be.

  24. Re:Jennifer (her real name) on Spy v. Spy · · Score: -1

    Actually yes it is....

    I jacked that story off of stile or someother disturbed website quite a while ago, and put her name in...

    I have to say at least you read the history...

    quality troll!

  25. Well we wouldnt last ;*) on Spy v. Spy · · Score: -1

    I'm now 28. I've been engaged 3 times (I am currently as well), and I've had roughly 10 girlfriends since I was 16. All of those lasted more than 6 months, and the women I was engaged to we dated for more than a year.
    Most girlfriends I lost due to career issues. Either she moved away or I did, but few were over cheating and those things.

    My first engagement was broken because I wanted a Prenuptual agreement. Hey, I'm not stupid. I know the statistics for divorce and I make enough money that I feel a prenuptual is waranted. Well she didn't and we split a few weeks later.

    My post comes on topic with this one...

    My second engagement I ended after realizing what she was doing online. I noticed in logs several times a week around 3pm before I got home there were connections to IRC servers and/or AIM. She had never told me that she used these services, but I didn't really care either.
    A couple of weeks later she gets a job that within a few of days of her working there says that shes been invited to a conference in Atlanta. I knew something was weird about this and I decided to use some software and keyloggers to check things out. It only monitored her account. I changed all of my login passwords so that she couldn't use my accounts. Without going into great detail I quickly found out that things weren't what they had been made out to be.

    Jennifer (her REAL name) was a con artist who had been "engaged" to 5 men over 8 years and had cleaned them out for everything. I was the first person with a tech background that she and her brother accomplice tried to scam. After she was arrested I found everything out, and if I had not used the "spyware" that people bash rather heavily I may be out my savings and have my credit DESTROYED.

    (I wish I could explain in more detail everything that happened except for there are circustances in which I cant speak about.)

    My case is EXTREME but, spyware saved me. Plus probably 20 other succesful guys from the same fate.
    When I explained the events to my current girlfriend she didn't blame me for using the tactics I did. The thing is though, I'm still using them. I still log her computer usage and make sure that she is not cheating. I feel bad sometimes about it, but then I think about what I learned a few years ago....

    (PS. I know this is a troll account, but when I started reading some of the comments I felt that my input might add something)