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  1. Re:I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WORKS BUT IT DOES!!!!! on New Cube controller · · Score: -1

    mmm...anthrax porn....

  2. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WORKS BUT IT DOES!!!!! on New Cube controller · · Score: -1

    EARN EXTRA CASH - THIS IS NOT GET-RICH QUICK - BUT WHAT
    WOULD YOU DO WITH $15,000? JUST IMAGINE BY NOV 30, 2001 -
    JUST SIX WEEKS FROM NOW - AND WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH
    $15,000....

    HI THERE! With a couple of minutes of your time I'm going to show you how you
    can turn $6 and 6 stamps into thousands of dollars. Don't get skeptical yet, just
    read the letter and then decide if you want to invest a lousy $6!! This program is
    working for many others at this very moment and it can also work for you.

    HOW TO TURN SIX DOLLARS INTO SIX THOUSAND: READING THIS
    COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE! IT DOES WORK!

    I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back, I was
    browsing through newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across an article
    similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only
    an initial investment of $6.00! So I thought, "Yeah right, this must be a scam", but
    like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you send
    $1.00 to each of the 6 names and address stated in the article. You then place your
    own name and address in the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article in at least
    200 newsgroups. (There are thousands) No catch, that was it.

    Here's one example from a successful moneymaker: Mike writes "what have I got
    to lose except 6 stamps and $6.00, right?" Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well
    GUESS WHAT!?... within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was
    shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in. In my first
    week, I made about $25.00. By the end of the second week I had made a total of
    over $1,000.00! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This
    is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it's still
    coming in rapidly. It's certainly worth $6.00, and 6 stamps, Let me tell you how this
    works and most importantly, WHY it works... Also, make sure you print a copy of
    this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it as you need it. I promise
    you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will start making more money
    than you thought possible by doing something so easy!

    Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (print it out or download it.) Follow
    the simple directions and watch the money come in! It's easy. It's legal. And, your
    investment is only $6.00 (Plus postage)

    IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and it is 99%
    no risk - it really works! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will
    receive extraordinary dividends.

    PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more
    can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the
    honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully
    adhering to the instructions. You will now become part of the Mail Order business.
    In this business your product is not solid and tangible, it's a service. You are in the
    business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay big
    bucks for quality lists. However, the money made from the mailing lists is
    secondary to the income which is made from people like you and me asking to be
    included in that list.

    Here are the 4 easy steps to success: STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper and
    write the following on each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR
    MAILING LIST." Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 6
    pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent
    thievery). Next, place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. You
    should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above
    phrase, your name and address, and a $1.00 bill. What you are doing is creating a
    service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate
    service and you are paying for it! Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little
    worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post
    Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal. Mail the 6
    envelopes to the following addresses:

    #1) Dennis E. Ribble
    RR3 Box 32-1B
    Benton, PA 17814
    #2) Tim Baldwin
    RR3 Box 304
    Inwood, WV 25428
    #3)Michael Patrickson
    58-12 218st
    Bayside, N.Y 11364
    #4)Scott Williams
    4930 South 98th St.
    Omaha, NE 68127
    #5)Jake Tobin
    240 S. Eaton St.
    Lakewood, CO 80226
    #6)xXgeneric nicknameXx
    2608 Clubhouse Rd.
    Mobile, AL 36605

    STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the other
    names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR Name as number 6
    on the list. STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as
    close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at least 200
    newsgroups. (I think there are close to 24,000 groups) All you need is 200, but
    remember, the more you post, the more money you make! You won't get very
    much unless you post like crazy. :) This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts,
    refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the Postal lottery laws.

    Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need money, you can
    use it again, and again.

    PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the
    honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the
    directions. Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program will continue and
    the money that so many others have received will come your way.

    NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on a
    computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that
    you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might be a good idea to wrap the $1 bill
    in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.)

    So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully followed, six members
    will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one dollar each.
    Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the
    #1 position you will be receiving thousands of dollars in CASH!!! What an
    opportunity for only $6.00 ($1.00 for each of the first six people listed above) Send
    it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business!

    ---DIRECTIONS --- FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS--- Step 1) You
    do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your
    cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag your cursor to the bottom of this
    document, and select 'copy' from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into
    the computer's memory. Step 2) Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor
    at the top of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a
    copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name to the list. Step 3)
    Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your postings in
    different settings, you'll always have this file to go back to. Step 4) Use Netscape
    or Internet explorer and try searching for various newsgroups (on-line forums,
    message boards, chat sites, discussions.) Step 5) Visit these message boards and
    post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and
    selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that
    everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group, click
    the post message button. You're done with your first one!
    Congratulations...THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups
    and post away, after you get the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each
    newsgroup!

    **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE
    MONEY YOU WILL MAKE! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF
    200** That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within
    days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O.Box due to the large amount of mail
    you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as
    long as the postman will deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE
    ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.**

    Each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 postings,
    each with my name at #5 and only 5 persons respond to each of the original 5, that
    is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM posts with my
    name at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will bring in an additional $125.00! Now,
    those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3
    and only receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $625.00! OK, now here is
    the fun part, each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 200 letters with my
    name at #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that just made me $3,125.00!!!
    Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my name
    at #1 and if still 5 persons per 200 newsgroups react I will receive $15,625,00!
    With an original investment of only $6.00! AMAZING! When your name is no
    longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out
    another $6.00 to names on the list, putting your name at number 6 again. And start
    posting again. The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all
    over the world are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday, JUST
    LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you afford $6.00 and see if it really works?? I think
    so... People have said, "what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the
    money? So what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of
    new honest users and new honest people who are joining the internet and
    newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to
    50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual internet.
    Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really work.

  3. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WORKS BUT IT DOES!!!!! on A Look At The World of Heatsinks · · Score: -1

    EARN EXTRA CASH - THIS IS NOT GET-RICH QUICK - BUT WHAT
    WOULD YOU DO WITH $15,000? JUST IMAGINE BY NOV 30, 2001 -
    JUST SIX WEEKS FROM NOW - AND WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH
    $15,000....

    HI THERE! With a couple of minutes of your time I'm going to show you how you
    can turn $6 and 6 stamps into thousands of dollars. Don't get skeptical yet, just
    read the letter and then decide if you want to invest a lousy $6!! This program is
    working for many others at this very moment and it can also work for you.

    HOW TO TURN SIX DOLLARS INTO SIX THOUSAND: READING THIS
    COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE! IT DOES WORK!

    I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back, I was
    browsing through newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across an article
    similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only
    an initial investment of $6.00! So I thought, "Yeah right, this must be a scam", but
    like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you send
    $1.00 to each of the 6 names and address stated in the article. You then place your
    own name and address in the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article in at least
    200 newsgroups. (There are thousands) No catch, that was it.

    Here's one example from a successful moneymaker: Mike writes "what have I got
    to lose except 6 stamps and $6.00, right?" Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well
    GUESS WHAT!?... within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was
    shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in. In my first
    week, I made about $25.00. By the end of the second week I had made a total of
    over $1,000.00! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This
    is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it's still
    coming in rapidly. It's certainly worth $6.00, and 6 stamps, Let me tell you how this
    works and most importantly, WHY it works... Also, make sure you print a copy of
    this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it as you need it. I promise
    you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will start making more money
    than you thought possible by doing something so easy!

    Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (print it out or download it.) Follow
    the simple directions and watch the money come in! It's easy. It's legal. And, your
    investment is only $6.00 (Plus postage)

    IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and it is 99%
    no risk - it really works! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will
    receive extraordinary dividends.

    PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more
    can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the
    honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully
    adhering to the instructions. You will now become part of the Mail Order business.
    In this business your product is not solid and tangible, it's a service. You are in the
    business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay big
    bucks for quality lists. However, the money made from the mailing lists is
    secondary to the income which is made from people like you and me asking to be
    included in that list.

    Here are the 4 easy steps to success: STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper and
    write the following on each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR
    MAILING LIST." Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 6
    pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent
    thievery). Next, place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. You
    should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above
    phrase, your name and address, and a $1.00 bill. What you are doing is creating a
    service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate
    service and you are paying for it! Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little
    worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post
    Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal. Mail the 6
    envelopes to the following addresses:

    #1) Dennis E. Ribble
    RR3 Box 32-1B
    Benton, PA 17814
    #2) Tim Baldwin
    RR3 Box 304
    Inwood, WV 25428
    #3)Michael Patrickson
    58-12 218st
    Bayside, N.Y 11364
    #4)Scott Williams
    4930 South 98th St.
    Omaha, NE 68127
    #5)Jake Tobin
    240 S. Eaton St.
    Lakewood, CO 80226
    #6)xXgeneric nicknameXx
    2608 Clubhouse Rd.
    Mobile, AL 36605

    STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the other
    names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR Name as number 6
    on the list. STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as
    close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at least 200
    newsgroups. (I think there are close to 24,000 groups) All you need is 200, but
    remember, the more you post, the more money you make! You won't get very
    much unless you post like crazy. :) This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts,
    refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the Postal lottery laws.

    Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need money, you can
    use it again, and again.

    PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the
    honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the
    directions. Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program will continue and
    the money that so many others have received will come your way.

    NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on a
    computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that
    you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might be a good idea to wrap the $1 bill
    in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.)

    So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully followed, six members
    will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one dollar each.
    Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the
    #1 position you will be receiving thousands of dollars in CASH!!! What an
    opportunity for only $6.00 ($1.00 for each of the first six people listed above) Send
    it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business!

    ---DIRECTIONS --- FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS--- Step 1) You
    do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your
    cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag your cursor to the bottom of this
    document, and select 'copy' from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into
    the computer's memory. Step 2) Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor
    at the top of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a
    copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name to the list. Step 3)
    Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your postings in
    different settings, you'll always have this file to go back to. Step 4) Use Netscape
    or Internet explorer and try searching for various newsgroups (on-line forums,
    message boards, chat sites, discussions.) Step 5) Visit these message boards and
    post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and
    selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that
    everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group, click
    the post message button. You're done with your first one!
    Congratulations...THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups
    and post away, after you get the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each
    newsgroup!

    **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE
    MONEY YOU WILL MAKE! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF
    200** That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within
    days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O.Box due to the large amount of mail
    you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as
    long as the postman will deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE
    ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.**

    Each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 postings,
    each with my name at #5 and only 5 persons respond to each of the original 5, that
    is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM posts with my
    name at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will bring in an additional $125.00! Now,
    those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3
    and only receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $625.00! OK, now here is
    the fun part, each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 200 letters with my
    name at #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that just made me $3,125.00!!!
    Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my name
    at #1 and if still 5 persons per 200 newsgroups react I will receive $15,625,00!
    With an original investment of only $6.00! AMAZING! When your name is no
    longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out
    another $6.00 to names on the list, putting your name at number 6 again. And start
    posting again. The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all
    over the world are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday, JUST
    LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you afford $6.00 and see if it really works?? I think
    so... People have said, "what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the
    money? So what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of
    new honest users and new honest people who are joining the internet and
    newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to
    50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual internet.
    Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really work.

  4. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WORKS BUT IT DOES!!!!! on Building Cheap 100 Inch TVs · · Score: -1

    EARN EXTRA CASH - THIS IS NOT GET-RICH QUICK - BUT WHAT
    WOULD YOU DO WITH $15,000? JUST IMAGINE BY NOV 30, 2001 -
    JUST SIX WEEKS FROM NOW - AND WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH
    $15,000....

    HI THERE! With a couple of minutes of your time I'm going to show you how you
    can turn $6 and 6 stamps into thousands of dollars. Don't get skeptical yet, just
    read the letter and then decide if you want to invest a lousy $6!! This program is
    working for many others at this very moment and it can also work for you.

    HOW TO TURN SIX DOLLARS INTO SIX THOUSAND: READING THIS
    COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE! IT DOES WORK!

    I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back, I was
    browsing through newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across an article
    similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only
    an initial investment of $6.00! So I thought, "Yeah right, this must be a scam", but
    like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you send
    $1.00 to each of the 6 names and address stated in the article. You then place your
    own name and address in the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article in at least
    200 newsgroups. (There are thousands) No catch, that was it.

    Here's one example from a successful moneymaker: Mike writes "what have I got
    to lose except 6 stamps and $6.00, right?" Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well
    GUESS WHAT!?... within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was
    shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in. In my first
    week, I made about $25.00. By the end of the second week I had made a total of
    over $1,000.00! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This
    is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it's still
    coming in rapidly. It's certainly worth $6.00, and 6 stamps, Let me tell you how this
    works and most importantly, WHY it works... Also, make sure you print a copy of
    this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it as you need it. I promise
    you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will start making more money
    than you thought possible by doing something so easy!

    Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (print it out or download it.) Follow
    the simple directions and watch the money come in! It's easy. It's legal. And, your
    investment is only $6.00 (Plus postage)

    IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and it is 99%
    no risk - it really works! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will
    receive extraordinary dividends.

    PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more
    can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the
    honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully
    adhering to the instructions. You will now become part of the Mail Order business.
    In this business your product is not solid and tangible, it's a service. You are in the
    business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay big
    bucks for quality lists. However, the money made from the mailing lists is
    secondary to the income which is made from people like you and me asking to be
    included in that list.

    Here are the 4 easy steps to success: STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper and
    write the following on each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR
    MAILING LIST." Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 6
    pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent
    thievery). Next, place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. You
    should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above
    phrase, your name and address, and a $1.00 bill. What you are doing is creating a
    service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate
    service and you are paying for it! Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little
    worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post
    Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal. Mail the 6
    envelopes to the following addresses:

    #1) Dennis E. Ribble
    RR3 Box 32-1B
    Benton, PA 17814
    #2) Tim Baldwin
    RR3 Box 304
    Inwood, WV 25428
    #3)Michael Patrickson
    58-12 218st
    Bayside, N.Y 11364
    #4)Scott Williams
    4930 South 98th St.
    Omaha, NE 68127
    #5)Jake Tobin
    240 S. Eaton St.
    Lakewood, CO 80226
    #6)xXgeneric nicknameXx
    2608 Clubhouse Rd.
    Mobile, AL 36605

    STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the other
    names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR Name as number 6
    on the list. STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as
    close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at least 200
    newsgroups. (I think there are close to 24,000 groups) All you need is 200, but
    remember, the more you post, the more money you make! You won't get very
    much unless you post like crazy. :) This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts,
    refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the Postal lottery laws.

    Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need money, you can
    use it again, and again.

    PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the
    honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the
    directions. Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program will continue and
    the money that so many others have received will come your way.

    NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on a
    computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that
    you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might be a good idea to wrap the $1 bill
    in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.)

    So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully followed, six members
    will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one dollar each.
    Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the
    #1 position you will be receiving thousands of dollars in CASH!!! What an
    opportunity for only $6.00 ($1.00 for each of the first six people listed above) Send
    it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business!

    ---DIRECTIONS --- FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS--- Step 1) You
    do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your
    cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag your cursor to the bottom of this
    document, and select 'copy' from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into
    the computer's memory. Step 2) Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor
    at the top of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a
    copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name to the list. Step 3)
    Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your postings in
    different settings, you'll always have this file to go back to. Step 4) Use Netscape
    or Internet explorer and try searching for various newsgroups (on-line forums,
    message boards, chat sites, discussions.) Step 5) Visit these message boards and
    post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and
    selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that
    everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group, click
    the post message button. You're done with your first one!
    Congratulations...THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups
    and post away, after you get the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each
    newsgroup!

    **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE
    MONEY YOU WILL MAKE! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF
    200** That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within
    days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O.Box due to the large amount of mail
    you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as
    long as the postman will deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE
    ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.**

    Each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 postings,
    each with my name at #5 and only 5 persons respond to each of the original 5, that
    is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM posts with my
    name at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will bring in an additional $125.00! Now,
    those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3
    and only receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $625.00! OK, now here is
    the fun part, each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 200 letters with my
    name at #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that just made me $3,125.00!!!
    Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my name
    at #1 and if still 5 persons per 200 newsgroups react I will receive $15,625,00!
    With an original investment of only $6.00! AMAZING! When your name is no
    longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out
    another $6.00 to names on the list, putting your name at number 6 again. And start
    posting again. The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all
    over the world are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday, JUST
    LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you afford $6.00 and see if it really works?? I think
    so... People have said, "what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the
    money? So what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of
    new honest users and new honest people who are joining the internet and
    newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to
    50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual internet.
    Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really work.

  5. To whoever modded this on RIAA Abandons Hacking Amendment · · Score: -1

    Up yours you cock loving cum guzzler.

  6. Re:RIP Wild Wild Web... on .biz Domain Lottery on Hold · · Score: -1

    I love your mom. Don't tell your sister though, she might get jealous and start fucking your dad again.

  7. First cat hair post on Stallman, Torvalds, Sakamura win Takeda Prize · · Score: -1

    First cat hair on my jizz encrusted meatstick post.

  8. You missed one.... on Gonzo Marketing: Winning Through Worst Practices · · Score: -1

    You go to a party and tell every girl (and some guys) "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"

    That's mass marketing.

  9. Re:Get an account! on McNealy Calls for National ID Card Too · · Score: -1

    I love your mom, but don't tell your sister that.

  10. Re:Allah u Akhbar on McNealy Calls for National ID Card Too · · Score: -1

    The cat is in the bag...I repeat, the cat is in the bag.

  11. Can you imagine... on McNealy Calls for National ID Card Too · · Score: -1

    ...a Beowulf cluster of ID cards?

  12. Outdated info on Mobilestar Less Mobile; Excite@Home Less Exciting · · Score: -1
    That sounds like something from the 70s. 1 to 4% THC? Try 20-30%. 4% THC weed wouldn't even do it for your average 9th grade lunchtime smoker. As far as sources, I see no mention of Canada in there. Some of the best pot in the world is grown in BC, on the west coast of Canada and shipped over the border.

    All in all a good read though...much better than 95% of the drivel on here that tries to pass as commentary.

  13. Re:What do we want? on GPS Drawings · · Score: -1

    Me too!!!

  14. Re:Need the name of this song. on GPS Drawings · · Score: -1

    I could be wrong, but I think it's "I Was Anally Raped and I Enjoyed Every Minute of It" by CmdrTaco and the Butt Brigade.

  15. Re:No "good guys" on US Starts Attacking Afghanistan · · Score: -1
    Personally I'd really like to hear the story behind all this. What drove those idiots to do this? All in the name of Allah?

    Time and time and time again, bin Laden has been explicit in the reasons for the jihad against the US. He basically has 2 demands: get the fuck out of Saudi Arabia and stop supporting the Israeli occupation of Palestine. How many more goddamn times does he have to say this before people start listening?

  16. Re:When will we be bombing Miami? on US Starts Attacking Afghanistan · · Score: -1

    Free Mumia!!!

  17. Re:yeah on International Internet Infrastructure Triples · · Score: -1

    But if you help them out and urge them along, who will make Nike shoes and Tommy Hilfiger clothes for pennies an hour? Who will slave away on the plantations picking cocoa and coffee for subsistence wages? I find your opinions subversive and antithetical to Western values. Are you a communist?

  18. Re:Get some PRIORITIES! on Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony Tonight · · Score: -1

    Dude, you get them going EVERY TIME!! You're my hero.

  19. Re:How close are they? on Copyright Claimed on Telephone Tones · · Score: -1

    You, sir, are a humourless ass.

  20. Re:netmeeting on MAPS and Experian Settle Lawsuit · · Score: -1

    Yeah, I used it to cyber with your mom.

  21. Re:the new yardstick on Happy Birthday! Email Is 30 Years Old · · Score: -1

    You're not stupid, the "joke" was.

  22. Re:Me too! on Happy Birthday! Email Is 30 Years Old · · Score: -1

    Yeah, i know what you're talking about.

  23. Is my IP still banned? on Star Trek: Enterprise Reactions? · · Score: -1

    Well...is it?

  24. Re:offtopic, but brewing in my head. on Structural Damage to the Financial District · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Spoken like a true AC.

  25. I heard something about a plane crash in PA on Return to Castle Wolfenstein Test for Linux · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Have any search and rescue teams made it to the site yet? I wonder what they have found. I also heard some murmurings about receiving a signal from a black box at the Pentagon a few days ago but nothing more. Am I missing something here or is everybody else?