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  1. Re:It's only a matter of time on FBI Wants Authority To Filter Net Backbone · · Score: 1

    Actually, the definition doesn't change. It's just that everyone _is_ a criminal these days which is handy for them when you want to claim your "rights".

  2. Don't worry about it... on F-117A Stealth Fighter Retired · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sure it will retire to a nice well-paid job in the defense industry.

  3. Re:Selfish? on The End of Non-Widescreen Laptops? · · Score: 1

    I'm with you on that one. If you have lines that look like:

    return "'" + dtDateToConvert.Day + " " + dtDateToConvert.ToString("MMM") + " " + dtDateToConvert.Year.ToString() + sTime + "'";

    with a Toolbox on the left and a Project Navigator on the right you need widescreen to see it all without horizontal scrolling which is more awkward than scrolling up and down.

  4. Re:No Linux? on Dilbert Goes Flash, Readers Revolt · · Score: 1

    I couldn't believe what they did. I simply mailed them to tell them it used to be my home page. Now it isn't. What a mess.

  5. Re:Something of a catch... on Microsoft "Albany" Offers Office and Security as Subscription · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't worry, it'll be cracked in the first day or so.

  6. Well bang goes the Japanese then on Dreamworks Acquires Rights for Ghost in the Shell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I watched GiTS in the original Japanese, then I started to watch an episode overdubbed in English. Man the voices sucked. For me GiTS is nothing without Atsuko Tanaka's rendering of the Major. If they switch to English they've gone and lost at least one customer.

  7. Re:New York took down license plates from people.. on New York to Implement an 'Amazon Tax' · · Score: 1

    If the book store straddled the state line you could sell to both states!

  8. Microsoft designed Vista to annoy users on Microsoft Designed UAC to Annoy Users · · Score: 2, Funny

    There, fixed it for you.

    In fact, now I come to think of it, Microsoft designed all of Windows to annoy users. I use it and man, I'm annoyed as hell right now.

  9. Re:Google Hallway Views will come first on Google StreetView Is In Your Driveway · · Score: 1

    You mean, like this?

  10. Re:Sane police on The DIY Tank · · Score: 1

    I wish I had some mod points remaining to give you for saying "tazed" instead of "tasered".

    I mean, if you were tasered it would be by a taserer and not a taser, wouldn't it?

    I truly hope "tazed" catches on, but I don't have any hope that it will.

  11. Re:Slashdotted on Inside UC Berkeley's High Tech Joke Recommender · · Score: 1

    My favourite God-type joke...

    A golfer who was well into his golden years had a lifelong
    ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California the way the
    pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the
    green that is on a spit of land that juts out off the coast.
            It was something he had tried hundreds of times without
    success. His ball always fell short, into the water. Because of
    this he never used a new ball on this particular hole. He always
    picked out one that had a cut or a nick.
            Recently he went to Pebble Beach to try again. When he came
    to the fateful hole, he teed up an old cut ball and said a silent
    prayer.
            Before he hit it however, a powerful voice from above said,
    "WAIT ... REPLACE THAT OLD BALL WITH A BRAND-NEW BALL."
            He complied, with some slight misgiving, despite the fact
    that the Lord seemed to be implying that He was going to let him
    finally achieve his lifelong ambition.
            As he stepped up to the tee once more, the voice came down
    again, "WAIT ... STEP BACK ... TAKE A PRACTICE SWING."
            So he stepped back and took a practice swing.
            The voice boomed out again, "TAKE ANOTHER PRACTICE SWING."
            He did. Silence followed.
            Then the voice spoke out again. "PUT BACK THE OLD BALL."

  12. Yes but that's some laundry you know on World's Fastest Net Link 'Used To Dry Laundry' · · Score: 1

    If you read TFA you'll see what I mean from the photo on the right.

  13. Re:Won't be the first time a religion did this. on Scientology's Credibility Questioned Over Video Channel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The way I see it:

    Religion, n. Large popular cult.

    Cult, n. Small unpopular religion.

  14. That's OK. on Aerial Drones To Help Cops In Miami · · Score: 1

    I'll just have to remember to pack my crowbar when I go out.

  15. Here's an idea - an online protest on China Blocks YouTube Over Tibet Videos · · Score: 1

    Given that amongst the /. readership there must be quite a few webmasters it should be possible to mirror some of the banned content on lots of webservers/sites around the world. If this was done, say, all on a single day and as such a day I would suggest day one of the games in August, then no way could China shut down access to all the sites at once. True, the average Chinese browser would have a job finding some sites, but if there were enough of them then the chances of someone stumbling upon the content would be pretty good. Also, links could be created to the content from other websites which have a higher profile. The web would be flooded with stuff the Chinese Govt doesn't want punters to see but they shouldn't be able to lop off large tracts of the web without annoying all the foreign journalists based there during the games.

    Just a thought...

  16. Re:minimal risk, really... on Casino Insider Tells (Almost) All About Security · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the vending machine eats your money, you can always consume the item dispensed, so technically the worst case scenario is a break-even.

  17. Re:The infinite $100 bill on Casino Insider Tells (Almost) All About Security · · Score: 1

    Oops, my bad. If you insert more than one coin the odds of getting at least something back increase. In my befuddled brain change == >1 coin.

  18. The infinite $100 bill on Casino Insider Tells (Almost) All About Security · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is a trick you can maybe play on a regular vending machine. If you hit the coin return at just the right moment, there's a chance that you'll get some or all of your money back, especially if you insert change instead of single coins.

  19. Hold on a second... on Jonathan Zittrain On the Future of the Internet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Professor of Internet Governance and Regulation says that Internet should be Governed and Regulated?

    Sounds like a nice make-work project to me...

  20. Re:ID Theft? on House IP Leader Endorses P2P Blocking · · Score: 1

    Very true, but when you get right down to it, everything is the people's fault.

  21. Re:ID Theft? on House IP Leader Endorses P2P Blocking · · Score: 3, Informative

    how is P2P an ID Theft risk

    'cos the idiot users don't realize they are sharing their entire disk.
  22. Re:The 6000-year people may be right on The Universe Is 13.73 Billion Years Old · · Score: 1

    Dude, thanks for that link. I needed a good chuckle right now...

  23. Re:So does anyone buy Blu-Ray DVD players? on Lessons From the HD Format War · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting until they can beam movies directly into my brain. Servers are for wusses.

  24. Re:There is such thing as logic, which doesnt need on Experiment Shows Traffic 'Shock Waves' Cause Jams · · Score: 1

    Actually, another reason for speed limits is because of the safety equipment - like crash barriers and such. If you hit a crash barrier at it's rated speed it should function properly and do what it was designed to do in the circumstances (which is to protect you), but if you hit it at twice its rated speed, then all bets are off and it is not likely to perform as designed.

  25. Re:How does microsoft beat linux? on Steve Ballmer on MS Server, Linux, Yahoo & More · · Score: 4, Informative

    And the FUD, don't forget the FUD.