Steve Ballmer on MS Server, Linux, Yahoo & More
yorugua writes "Furniture trembled as Steve Ballmer was to be interviewed by InformationWeek. He then went on to talk about Linux: 'How does Microsoft beat Linux? The same way "you beat any other competitor: You offer good value, which in this case means good total cost of ownership," Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer says.', Embrace-Extend-Extinguish: 'We say when we embrace standards, we'll be transparent about how we're embracing standards. [...] If we have deviations, we'll be transparent about the deviations.'"
I'd rather NOT hear about Steve Ballmer's deviations. Maybe that's just me.
"It doesn't cost enough, and it makes too much sense."
He'll never live that down :D
Microsoft will beat linux the same way they beat any competitor: by purchasing a rival (or in this partnering with Novell) and offering the same product with ten times the marketing force.
If you're deliberately not complying with the standards, that's not really embracing them, is it?
Though it's nice that they'll now start being up front about how they're introducing incompatibilities, as opposed to the quiet evil way they used to do it. Baby steps, I guess.
If we have deviations, we'll be transparent about the deviations
And if we're threatening IP litigation through surrogates, we'll be transparent about setting up pipe funding to finance IP litigation through surrogates.
That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
All very vague marketing speak. What's the point here?
"you beat any other competitor: You offer good value, which in this case means good total cost of ownership," Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer says.', Embrace-Extend-Extinguish: 'We say when we embrace standards, we'll be transparent about how we're embracing standards. [...] If we have deviations, we'll be transparent about the deviations.'"
"And you better take a step back buddy, or there is a chair with your name written ALL OVER IT! I'll embrace and extend your face if you know what I mean"
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
Is he saying that Microsoft is filled with transparent deviants? We can be certain this doesn't refer to standards, given the problems with compatibility.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
Eventually it will believed to be true. I think even the liar will start believing it.
Sadly many IT professionals believe Windows saves money because its an integrated platform. But ignore the reboots and being forced to buy alot more servers as Windows is not friendly with using one or 2 more apps on a single server compared to Unix.
Oh and lets not forget about the blanket licensing fees. What is the average? $12,000 per year for licensing and support per desktop? Uh yeah thats true TCO.
If it were not for Microsoft already setting the standards for Office the corporate world would have abandonded them years ago. Linux is alot cheaper and has 1/10th of the issues if only it could the VB apps and Office.
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http://www.informationweek.com/shared/printableArticle.jhtml?articleID=206900810/
This way you don't have to see his ugly mug.
Because, frankly, Debian is making my life easy.
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The one page, no ads version:
http://www.informationweek.com/shared/printableArticle.jhtml?articleID=206900810
"How does Microsoft beat Linux? The same way you beat any other competitor: You offer good value"
So what were Vista, Zune and the Xbox 360 all about then..? ;)
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They wouldn't need to mess around with protocols, etc.
But they already admitted that lock-in was necessary to stave off competition - in the famous "Halloween documents".
Bill Gates also said that open file formats and interoperability could be the death of Windows.
So this is all just spin. What's really going to happen is delays, obfuscation, API churn... and as many other spanners in the works as possible while still "complying" with the letter of the law, if not the spirit.
No sig today...
This is why they should be feared.
its one thing to run a business and want to do the best you can, but its another to operate under the premise of extinguishing everything in sight as your primary goal.
---- Booth was a patriot ----
... who called Linux a "cancer". Somehow I imagine what he has to say about Linux is neither going to be informed, balanced or interesting, just more deluded BS from the king of deluded BS.
... by throwing lots and lots of chairs ....
---- "Logoff! That cookie shit makes me nervous!" - A. Soprano
You can't handle the truth.
Just let them state that they intend to continue with their undermining of standards, compatibility and other dirty tricks against 'partners' and other 'Microsoft Friends(tm).' Let them state that they are willing to take huge losses against just about every activity they are involved in and that these losses, which are propped up by their abusive monopoly, are designed to keep any competition down and prevent them from becoming a threat.
Aparently his version of TCO doesn't include buying completely new machines in order to run Vista. After all, Vista is only 1/2 as slow on the same hardware... I remember the day when your programs took more resources than the operating systems... those were the days.
free?
What does ownership have to do with anything? Ownership of a great license? Because if I remember correctly, you don't actually own the product.
Technicality? Not if the restrictive/intrusive license is your biggest objection to the product.
Though it's nice that they'll now start being up front about how they're introducing incompatibilities, as opposed to the quiet evil way they used to do it. Baby steps, I guess.
One small problem - they'll be transparently disclosing the deviations through patent filings.
My God, it's Full of Source!
OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
Maybe I'm daft, but I'm not seeing this statement in this interview, although the original post seems to imply it's there.
Don't get me wrong, I don't LIKE Ballmer, and I'm no MS fan (as I type this from my Ubuntu desktop with Firefox, etc. etc. etc.) I just think they do their own damage, we don't need to add to it.
-- I really need to bleed off some of this
I am not sure what is meant by transparent? It should mean invisible. There is even an acronym,TTTU which is defined as 'Tranparent to the User', but that in turn is difficult to find a meaning for. I've understood it to mean 'You are not burdened with seeing the cogs whizzing around, it just works.' This seems a meaningful use of transparent.
:-)
Accountants seem to use the term to mean 'Fully visible'. Presumably, they regard Michaelangelo's David as the classical 'Transparent Man'. I think they should use 'translucent, but it is all a little late for that. So transparent seems to have two completely opposite meanings.
IT people mean "It works so well it is invisible"
Money people mean "It doesn't have to work, but all the cogs have to be visible"
Please, is Steve Ballmer an IT professional or a money man.
Or have I got the IT meaning screwed up. Not for the first time
I thought we had moved past this and on to the fear of possible litigation for use. TCO is pretty damn easy to debunk. A few years ago I set up a little intranet server with LAMP and some scripts to retrieve and parse data that was scattered all over the place. Add in some ModbusTcp stuff and it was chugging along. Our instrument tech, who was working on a similar line gave us crap every day. The worn lines of "It's only free if your time is free", "linux is an OS for people mad at microsoft", "It's a hacker OS" and the wonderful "Microsoft knows how to do enterprise software, they make it easy". My answer was the simple one... It was free. I don't have a budget for this project, and this works. Forget arguing the deeper issues. It works and it didn't touch our budget.
Three years later, we've now moved a separate workstation over to linux for all of our operator functions such as data entry and trending.
End result... He's still working on implementing the reporting aspect. He pulls much of his data from our DB and is no longer quite a hardline about sticking with a single vendor. He's beginning to look at RT linux solutions for the next iteration of our embedded MCS system. Wow, hell of a tangent. Yeah, MS should leave the TCO alone... It's simply too easy to just set something up in a back room and let the technology prove itself.
I'll believe in corporations having personhood when Texas executes one... - advocate_one
I've seen some ads by Microsoft about the lower TCO of Windows compared to Linux with testimonials by Continental AG and some other companies printed double-sided in Linux magazines. Obviously that's part of the strategy to beat Linux although I (and probably most readers) found it quite hilarious.
Interviewer: So... tell us about windows server 2008
Balmer: We innovated ... innovated, the developers can then ... innovate, and when we're done with ... innovative testing and furniture distribution innovation. That's how we do business.
I think they've got brilliant business and marketing knowhow - but somehow with all of their talent you'd expect more innovation. I guess it must be a sore point for them.
Like all pain, suffering is a signal that something isn't right
Is it me, or does this guy appear to not differ that much from, say, your average used car salesman.
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I wonder why I had never heard of TCO until relatively recently (measured in years), and in terms of a comparison of Linux to Windows.
I now know: becuse TCO is a meaningless measure which is not used in the real world. The real world measure used is ROI (return on investment).
As a silly example, a windows box might have 50% of the TCO of a Linux box. If it does nothing useful then it has a vastly smaller ROI.
That said, it's a somewhat dubious claim that windows does have a lower TCO.
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Open your source, the we (the rest of the world) can fix your code...
A very illuminating Microsoft Confidential presentation from the antitrust discovery process. If you're in a hurry start with the slides at page 9. This is what he should have been asked about...
Comes-3096.pdf
OK. You "offer a good value". Let's ignore how tough it is to offer good value compared to something really cheap, how do you compete with free? Consumers can't judge "free" properly, the Consumerist just posted about that the other day. Wouldn't that make competing with Linux even tougher? As it gets closer and closer to acceptable for most people (and it's WAY better than it was 2/4/6+ years ago) the free thing makes it even worse for MS.
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First they ignore us.
Then they laugh at us.
Then they fight us.
Then we win.
Unfortunately for Balmer, the world just continues laughing at him.
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If I had a nickel every time Ballmer squeezed in the world 'value' into a sentence, I'd be a very valuable person.
BSD is for people who love Unix, Linux is for people who hate Microsoft.
We often refuse to accept an idea merely because the tone of voice in which it has been expressed is unsympathetic to us
Well, Mr. Ballmer, if you think that adding even more crap to Windows is going to make Windows appeal to Linux users, go right ahead.
As corporate visions go, it is fairly typical, and (as usual) completely missing the point. You don't get better by saying that you're going to get better.
That's precisely the stuff he would stonewall with: "Sorry, I can't comment on ongoing legal cases."
"We are Microsoft. You shall be assimilated. Competition is futile."
Aparently his version of TCO doesn't include buying completely new machines in order to run Vista.
No one does bloatware like Microsoft!
Cool, Steve will let me know when the MS behemoth complete with millions of passengers comes rolling through, driving on the wrong side of the road into oncoming traffic. Sort of like the obnoxious tour group leader on his way to Vegas who can't be arsed that people actually live and work in the neighborhood he's taking a shortcut through.
Xix.
"Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
'How does Microsoft beat Linux? The same way "you beat any other competitor: You offer good value
He makes some sense here. This is how markets are supposed to work, when competition exists. The existence of a FOSS Operating System does happen to provide competition to the "marketplace". Imagine the shitball we'd be rolling in without FOSS competition (or Mac OS).
But the scope Ballmer and his company operate in is limited. Software isn't just something that "offers value", to be "traded" in a "marketplace". It's something that works better with collaboration than competition. The marketplace can only go so far to produce useful tools when so many people can contribute to their own utility.
Sure, they might "beat" GNU by "offering value" by their own lights. All they are is a profit-seeking enterprise. But as a user, and not a "consumer", of software, I don't care about that. They can monopolize the entire software "marketplace" for all I care. I'll still be using software that grants user freedom, because, unlike Microsoft "products", it exists outside the marketplace entirely. From the narrow parochial market perspective, FOSS is undead. You can take away its marketshare, but you can't kill it.
You can't buy - or sell - freedom, despite its well-established value. You have to fight for it. And mere market "value" is no substitute for freedom.
Embrace-Extend-Extinguish: 'We say when we embrace standards, we'll be transparent about how we're embracing standards. [...] If we have deviations, we'll be transparent about the deviations.'
Liar.
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
...is do do away with the concept of CALs altogether, and sell their server OS for dirt cheap.
But, M.K. Gandhi's word's are not quite relevant to this interview or indeed their recent marketing strategies. Seems they're beguiling customers into believe that they're getting something equivalent to, if not better than existing OpenSource tools.
Cheers.
Yet Socrates himself is particularly missed.
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
Hmf...
Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surpr...
I'll come in again.
Yet Socrates himself is particularly missed.
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
A very illuminating Microsoft Confidential presentation from the antitrust discovery process. If you're in a hurry start with the slides at page 9. This is what he should have been asked about...
So I read through to page 45 or so and I'm wondering exactly why I'm supposed to be surprised or concerned that a business is operating just like every other business, and exactly how I would expect it to.
Or are you seriously try to suggest that these sort of discussions and attitudes don't happen within Apple, IBM, HP, Sun, et al ?
You all are slipping... this is way to much fuel for the flame wars not to have at least double this many posts.
Maybe, just maybe, they will be transparent internally to their own developers. (if they think of it at the time)
good one. It's amazing how people still believe these guys. Don't they get it that it is all a game of smoke, mirrors, and slight of hand? From what I can tell, only a small small few get it. IMO.
LoB
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Somebody forgot to pay the astroturfers. Or it's Friday and they went home early?
Microsoft has some awesome stuff, but it also has some really crap stuff. I believe the quote above is referring to the all windows crowd that do not evaluate their tools and instead just pick Microsoft, because Microsoft is God and nothing is better.
i tough linux already Embraced, Extended, Extinguished microsoft already at least in my country loads of companies switched from windows to linux already server/desktop i work for international dredging, we where using os/2 above windows xp/vista for our gps systems now we switched to linux
Ballmer: I really don't think that's true. They may continue to sustain life and they may grow their revenue, that's a different story. But if you actually went to most of your readers and said the mainframe is actually coming back, I think you wouldn't find 25% who would agree with that statement. The NYT article referenced contained no survey. It was all about the technical merits of virtualization and mainframes. Considering their market share, the 25% Ballmer quoted looks like he's not very confident in the technical merits of what he's selling.
All 19 hijackers were known terrorists 09-10-2001. Lack of FBI intelligence does not justify warrantless wiretaps..
Slashdot didn't evolve into a "Microsoft sux" since you joined. It always was one. You're still here after all these years.
It's self moderated and you're right -- posts that disparage Microsoft and discount Ballmer do fly to the top of the moderation. That's not because some corporate sponsor has a geek lab in Bangalore with 1,000 blogdrones astroturfing the moderation. It's because Slashdot attracts geeks and that's what the geeks really think. That's honest opinion survey for you. I think a lot of that is because the observation that "M$ sux" actually is insightful, and the Ballmer's futile thrashing of a chair in helpless frustration over Google really is funny.
When you add that slashdot is still one of the popular sites on the intertubes you have to ask: does Microsoft have a problem?
And remember, an answer to every Microsoft problem is available all over the web.
They have to be running scared now. Vista has been out for a year and a half and OEMs are still introducing new machines that not only don't run Vista -- but never will be able to, and people are buying them up like crazy.
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The GPL covers much more than the Linux Kernel, but that does not forbid Microsoft from offering binary applications through rape buddies like Novell. As you noted, others have done as much and people do use the results. What you failed to notice is the costs of i386 only binary blobs. They make updating a bitch and lock you into softare that's as obsolete and hard to upgrade as Windows itself. Those problems only highlight the TCO problems of their own platform and customers know it.
The real problem for M$ is that no one needs them. If you must run M$ stuff, you are better off doing it through Wine, Dosbox, Qemu or others. Done right, M$ can't tell your installation from any other and will have a hard time sabotaging you the way they have repeatedly done to other competitors. By the time an organization has decided to run free software, M$ has been moved into "legacy" status. Current applications will be run in virtual environments until they are no longer needed. The move to GNU/Linux is driven by freedom. M$ is out until they give up and offer customers what customers really want.
Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.
I know you didn't mean to be funny, but James Plamondon flipping them the bird on the way out was precious.
(paraphrase)Won't you help us promote W2K?
Cya suckas! I be on the beach drinking pina coladas and laughing at you! Got mine. Peace, out.
(end paraphrase)
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I thought linux offered good value (free) and a superior product (apt/yum/security) that is industry proven (based in UNIX). MS? right.
It must be hard out there for high school dropouts right now. Best of luck.
The Linux camp is busy ROTFL at Ballmer's remarks.
The Windows fans are busy installing Vista SP1.
Have gnu, will travel.
Do you think Microsoft's TCO analyses account for the EULA provision allowing the BSA to conduct random audits and the gigantic punitive fees should your office manager fail to save every receipt, or should a disgruntled employee maliciously install a pirated copy of Word 97?
about any product is its producers biggest competitor.
If you can't beat 'em, just beat 'em up.
All 19 hijackers were known terrorists 09-10-2001. Lack of FBI intelligence does not justify warrantless wiretaps..
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The 'Ol OpenSource Trap! The International Organization for Standardization votes again next week on wether or not to approve our Office Open XML document formats. My PI, Jack Stone informed me last week that the votes in favor will fall short of approval again! His report said that we were going to fail spectacularly agian, because most of the members of the board thought of Microsoft as (I quote:) an "Insular, self-obsessive, paranoid entity which cares nothing for standards or interoperability even amoung it's own applications!" They simplly don't realise that getting OOXML approved as an international standard is the lynch-pin of my whole strategy to undermine the entire OpenSource movement! Then the answer came to me! "Just lie to them!" That is what the big announcements were about today! I paraded out all of the Microsoft top brass and had them say that we are ready to work with the Free-freaks and OpenSource morons! The press is eating it up too! "Microsoft finally learning to let 'X' talk to 'Y'" "Microsoft to share information" "Microsoft opens door to open-source software community " "Microsoft Pledges To Open Up Software" WOW! I'm a hero again! How can they vote against me now? I have repented brother! This poor standards-sinner has seen the light! Halleuah! As an unexpected side effect even those filthy, greasy-haired, garlic-smelling, bad-teethed, snail-eating EU judges who keep ruling against us are believing us! lol HAWWWW GLORY! hehehehe http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/
You can actually run headless Microsoft servers with approriate third party hardware and software but it boils down to the equivalent of having a KVM switch wired up to all the machines so you can give it a head when required.
.NET is a nice dev platform. Shock horror it brought VB into the real world, which is a pretty innovative thing to do just in itself. I like .NET. I grew up with MS and the shenanigans make me a sad panda, but .NET really restored my faith in MS's ability to innovate and create. It's still in there somewhere.
.NET's existence. It was their first new idea in ages, and it really made waves. Sadly it feel like MS is being less about innovation as time goes on. If Silverlight is just another type of Flash, forcing it on people won't change the fact it's not really innovative and therefore not really that necessary.
.NET destined to be their final magnum opus?
Everything that came after that though - Vista, Office 2008, even SQL Mgmt Studio 2005 were like, OMG what have you done to my productivity?! I don't get it - it's like MS's usability dept has lost the plot! It's hurting everything they do. Really basic UI principles out the door, and I mean basic stuff like just being able to see as much info on screen as possible and achieve things with a minimum of clicks and keystrokes.
I'm worried for that little kernel of innovation that still exists in MS, as proven by
MS's problem is that they're looking down the barrel of not being *necessary* anymore. Maturing alternative OS's and office systems will do to them what 3rd party PC's did to IBM. But IBM is still innovating. Can MS do the same? Or is
Calling Alfa's RC's and Beta's SP1? How does he think he can beat Linux by offering value for your money? As I can see it Linux will beat MS anytime or does he want to lower the price of windows even more, Lets say to $O,-- with the offer of sending you free Install CD's if you request them?
Have you thought about a career in journalism? I hear Fox News is hiring. You sound like a perfect match for them.
What language does this guy speak? "...the partnership on top delivers real value..." What does the missionary position have to do with competing with Linux?
Development is programmable; Discovery is not programmable. (Fuller)
Is it just me, or does Ballmer remind you of the idiot from the TV Show, Coach, who played the character Dauber? Ballmer should be coaching a football team not a freakin software company..
*plays the Apogee theme song music*
And a very interesnting reading also: http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/microsoft/library/vistaexhibitsone.pdf
If you are using Windows: you better keep all the correct documents organized, and on hand. Better be ready to provide - on a moments notice - all the proof that the BSA requires. In case you get a friendly visit.
If you are using Windows, you will need a sophisticated asset management system, and a thorough knowledge of licensing rules.
All 19 hijackers were known terrorists 09-10-2001. Lack of FBI intelligence does not justify warrantless wiretaps..
It's Vogon poetry to my ears!
"Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself." Mark Twain
What state of mind do you have to be in to claim that as some sort of Windows-specific thing?
As always, all IMO. Insert "I think" everywhere grammatically possible.
Just more lies.
Microsoft does not sell software.
It sells lies.
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Then make sure that apps create a shortcut on the desktop. Windows users need Clickable Things.
My first Journal Entry ever, in 8 years! http://slashdot.org/journal/365947/aphelion-scifi-fantasy-horror-poetry-webzine
I've been plotting one for some time now for work.
I discovered long ago that my workflow *locally* is extremely simple. I have made some remarks a few times about the fallout from Vista as my colleage keeps telling me to order XP if possible.
Instead, I'd like to make a linux machine be my successor to my XP machine. I have all the time in the world, which is vital to avoid deadline-crunches. All I have to do is be "no less of a burden on support than the regular windows users". (Funny contest - I'm starting from scratch, but slightly more clever than the average user, they're only reporting problems as they happen.)
Thanks to a recent conversion, the horribly blobby proprietary killer app is now fed through a server to client stations. I just have to be able to navigate basic workflow without making a total fool of myself. (I still am right now, but better to be a fool on
My first Journal Entry ever, in 8 years! http://slashdot.org/journal/365947/aphelion-scifi-fantasy-horror-poetry-webzine
I use his monkeyboy video in various versions to test new Linux multimedia software.
Tech Public Policy stuff
I saw a lot of Andy Kaufman in my day including the SNL bits like Mighty Mouse and wrestling women. Andy was only (moderately) funny doing Latka. I never understood how he could ever get back on TV. He wasn't funny. He wasn't entertaining. He was just a jerk and maybe a disturbed one at that.
I'm a guy that likes to laugh. I have a pretty good sense of humor and even laugh at stuff my wife finds juvenile, but I always found Andy just... dumb and annoying.
Anyone who was given one of those penknives with a built in fork know what a crap idea that is.
Debugging messages sent to the Visual Studio output logging box take a long time to show up. I have seen messages coming through a few at a time over half an hour after the target was stopped.
Building/debugging are unbelievably slow too (especially when compared to Linux) when running on similar platforms.
No wonder MS are losing ground in the Windows CE space.
Engineering is the art of compromise.