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  1. Re:Trust them on Rules for Teenage Internet Access? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hell yes! What a feeling of pride I will have when my eight-year old son figures out how to connect his (original) iMac (donated by an aunt) to my LAN (which is on another floor, on the other side of the house, with no existing cabled or unencrypted wireless networking infrastructure) and do it with some level of stealth. That day will be a happy day indeed. You won't be able to slap the smile off my face.

  2. What's this? on Move Over Mini-ITX, Here Comes The gigaQube · · Score: 1

    1. Hype cool web/file server.
    2. Make a site about it including bong pictures.
    3. Host the site on the tiny device itself.
    4. Get Slashdot to incinerate it.
    5. Profit???

  3. Coincidence? on FCC To Hold First VoIP Hearings; Rules in 2004 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Is it a coincidence that the FCC is now deciding to regulate VoIP in the face of IBM plans to migrate most of its phone systems by 2008?

  4. Re:ahem... on Fox News Considered Suing Fox's "The Simpsons" · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this policy would apply if, on the television screen, is another animated television screen with the Brockman newscast + fake ticker going. Granted, the fake ticker by itself might in someone's mind be confused with a real news ticker, but a fake TV screen showing on the real TV screen with a fake ticker going? Would this indicate evidence of television-induced psychological problems distinguishing reality from television?

    Further, isn't the presence of an animated newcaster an obvious reminder that this is just a cartoon?

  5. Re:Play on name on AOL to Launch Discount "Netscape" Internet Service · · Score: 1

    Netcrap
    Netscrape
    Nutscape
    Nutscrape
    Notscape
    and my favorite (drumroll)
    Nuts! Crap!

  6. Re:Verisign's terms of use are forced on ICANN Gives VeriSign 36 Hours to Pull Sitefinder · · Score: 1

    Hmmm...
    sitefinder.verisign.com/terms.jsp [enter]
    404
    search.msn.com [enter]
    404

    What's the big deal? Oh that's right they're both in my hosts file!

  7. RTFA on Closest Asteroid Yet Flies Past Earth · · Score: 1

    You're right, the meteoroid you mention was closer than the asteroid the article mentions. Sheesh!

  8. Re:IT'S A TRAP! on Final Matrix Set for Synchronous Release · · Score: 1

    If This Were A Virus
    You Would Be Dead Now
    Fortunately It's Not
    The Matrix Is A Dangerous Place;
    How's Your Security?
    Call Hiro Protagonist Security
    Associates
    For Free Initial Consultation

  9. Re:morons on Sequence of Events During Columbia Mission · · Score: 1

    How about negligent homicide?

  10. Re:Enoch Root question (Spoiler for cryptonomicon) on Quicksilver · · Score: 1
    From the interview found here.

    HC: What are some of the other links between Quicksilver and Cryptonomicon?

    NS: The links are somewhat loose, so this is not one of these situations where you've got to read one of the books to make sense of the others. There's a gap of about 300 years between the Baroque Cycle and Cryptonomicon, and if you've read Cryptonomicon, you'll recognize some family names that are in common. You can infer that some of the families in the Baroque Cycle have descendents who show up later in Cryptonomicon. It's largely a family saga kind of connection. And then there's a character, Enoch Root, who possesses unnatural longevity and shows up in person in both of the books.

    HC: So it is the same Enoch Root in both of the books?

    NS: Yes.
  11. Re:What to do on Disclosure of Major Software Exploits by Students? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Indeed, if you trust a faculty member implicitly you should approach them about it. Not just any faculty member now, go to one in the CS department or your equivalent. Another option would be to speak to someone who actually deals with campus network security, as they too will have a good deal of clout with the administration.

    Take it from someone who has been a computer lab assistant, technician, and web developer successively (that'd be me). IT faculty are pretty receptive to this kind of thing.

    Now if the key is to lucratively enjoy the fruits of your labour then you should take someone else's advice.

  12. Not so sick... on Petri Dish Babies, 25 Years Later · · Score: 1

    My parents bought me a kit with a microscope when I was like eight. I got bored with looking at onion skins etc and told my father. He recommended that I look at my own urine. I saw things moving in there for the first time! This segued into how procreation works. Far less embarrassing/uncomfortable than the "birds n bees" schpiel IMHO.

  13. Re:But soon antimatter power will dominate. on Switch On For Powered Data Networks · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine the two ton resistor that'd have to be used to govern your "tiny antimatter cell"?

  14. Re:we're all gonna die! on Investigating Artificial Black Holes · · Score: 0

    EGADS! Who would ever want to slashdot goatse??? Certain black holes yes and ceratin black holes NONONONONONONONONO!!!!

  15. Re:Brother lost job over not signing on Non-Competes Might Mean Loss Of Benefits · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey I think I worked for them! Wait, didn't most of us work for those guys? You know, the ones who got bought up by the big bank? Or did they file bankruptcy?

    At least I got my red stapler.

  16. Re:Linux without X11... on Linux Desktop Without X11 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Alas I can't get to the link so I don't know how much it looks like DOS, but it does look a lot like the DOS inherent when a link is first posted on Slashdot. :)

  17. Hmm haikus on Chemical Haiku: Elements' Qualities in a Few Syllables · · Score: 2, Informative

    00
    It shames me to say,
    but there are some truly bad
    Haikus on the page
    01
    The page we just read
    contained incorrect haikus
    too few syllables
    02
    Those that follow rules
    all have seven syllables
    surrounded by five
    03
    Count my syllables
    and you will understand it
    An acquired taste

  18. Re:01? on 1st Episode Of Animatrix Released · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Good point, but the machines probably consider their inception, as in their creation, inclusion in human society, and nigh destruction to be index "00" and seeing the failure of that existence, incremented to version "01" to signify a new begining. Eh?

  19. Re:Jack Handy said it best on NASA Wants Astronauts on Mars by 2010 · · Score: 1

    "Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of life, because we're not ready. But maybe they'll change their tune after a little torture."

  20. Re:The Straight Dope on Call for Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie References · · Score: 1

    Don't be fooled! On the biography page there is a typo in the ALT tag for the picture of the author. They refer to the product as a 'helmit'!!! PROOF positive that the aliens at the NSA have easily breached his aluminum hat substitute and altered his thought processes. Do not be led astray! Aluminum foil hats are the ONLY way to circumvent the alien threat!

    (My bad, originally posted under the wrong thread... oh no not aluminum foil hats too!!!!)

  21. Re:The Straight Dope on Call for Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie References · · Score: 1

    Don't be fooled! On the biography page there is a typo in the ALT tag for the picture of the author. They refer to the product as a 'helmit'!!! PROOF positive that the aliens at the NSA have easily breached his aluminum hat substitute and altered his thought processes. Do not be led astray! Aluminum foil hats are the ONLY way to circumvent the alien threat!

  22. Re:Heretics on The Legends Of Dune - Volume 1: The Butlerian Jihad · · Score: 1

    FYI your prayers were been answered in House Corrino.

    Read: Axolotl Tanks (goes into graphic detail) & industrious resistance fighter gets it on with hotty rebel chick. ;P

  23. Re:How does it compare? on The Legends Of Dune - Volume 1: The Butlerian Jihad · · Score: 1

    Having read them all except for this most recent one, I thought the new books were fun takes on Frank Herbert's Dune universe. However, the authors keep in step with Herbert Sr's writing style to the point of formulaic impressionism. An earlier poster said they were "trying too hard" and I agree though I enjoyed them anyway.

    The authors are making a gaudy mistake by postfixing "The Legends Of Dune" to every edition that comes out in this new series IMNSHO. They would do well to simply go with a classy title like "The Butlerian Jihad" and include the dune reference as a side-note. As the newest book currently is arranged they are most definitely "trying too hard" or rather they are being lazy and not trying hard enough to make Frank proud.

  24. Double bladed lightsaber on Time to Purchase a DVD-R? · · Score: 3, Funny

    DVD-R is neat. You probably want it. DVD technology is so cheap and getting cheaper. How do you justify buying one? That's hard because most IT employers don't seem to be hiring people in IT any more. Many people are wasting their time and money on higher IT education when a stable position will not be forthcoming. Therefore how do you pay for such a thing when the most important thing to do is find a job, any job, to keep a roof over your head, and to feed your family. Needless to mention the never ending debt that piles up when you are stuck looking for gainful employment and your nest egg turns out to be as fragile as an easter egg.

    Maybe the next paycheck will purchase this DVD-R technology, but probably not because of the mortgage payments or the fact that you can easily spend and equal amount of money on gas for six months. Better win the lottery or cross your fingers if you want that new toy movie recorder.

    Don't worry, this doesn't really apply to you at all! You probably got a job and can pay your bills. Cherrish what you have because it has been taken from so many.

    Where is the pot of gold? The ninjas of plutocracy have stolen it away during the night and the daimyo is pleased.

    Peace to all.

  25. management? what's that? on Project Management For Programmers? · · Score: 2, Informative

    In my experience the manager has primarily been a founding partner in the business. He knows his technical stuff because he had respect enough for his developers to learn their language before asking for anything business related to be created. The ony problem has been that technology has moved faster than the managers' ability to grasp new paradigms so they often insist on methods older or less suitable for handling certain tasks. Like snapshots of a competent manager several years ago that did not grow with the times. Not only is it bad for interpersonal cohesion, but more importantly it is bad for business.

    Get tech savvy managers or make it a company policy to have tech savvy managers I say. There has to be a line drawn where internal neoptism (of sorts) comes into the picture.

    Inadequate knowledge is the downfall of the integrity of any service or product.