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  1. Re:I was waiting for it, and you did not deliver on Carbon Emissions Reached Record High In 2010 · · Score: 1

    I remember an article in IIRC Popular Mechanics about an electric car that someone was developing. Electric motors powered the rear wheels, and in order to recharge the batteries, alternators were attached to the front wheels (attached full time). They currently had two alternators attached, but that wasn't having enough effect on re-powering the car, so they were going to try adding two or four more.

    For some reason, I haven't heard about this company lately.

  2. Re:None of those things are private on Unabomber Property Up For Creepy Online Auction · · Score: 1

    As long as you're not a criminal, you don't have to worry about it too much. The government can't take your stuff away and sell it unless you cause them to by, for example, mailing bombs to innocent victims.

    Its already been decided by the courts, that if a state wants to sell your property to a mall developer, they can seize it from you and you can do nothing about it. So why would you think that the federal government would grant themselves less power?

  3. Red on 10-Year Study Reveals Electron Shape · · Score: 1

    Ok, they talk about how they tell how round it is, but why don't they tell us how they know electrons are red?

  4. Re:The disturbing part... on Researchers Grow a Brain In a Dish · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, we have Skynet to protect us from these things.

  5. Re:Finally! A way to distract the zombies! on Researchers Grow a Brain In a Dish · · Score: 2

    I hate Seattle zombies.

    They always want their brains to be frappied or run through a cat first.

  6. Re:Finally! A way to distract the zombies! on Researchers Grow a Brain In a Dish · · Score: 1

    Will a zombie choose a brain-in-a-tin-can over one in a crunchy-chewey skull?

  7. Odd on Redistricting 2.0: Cloud Lets Voters Take Part · · Score: 1

    I tried to look up the Democrats version of this site, but all I could find was a list of hotels in neighboring states, and a link to the song "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to".

  8. GLOBAL WARMING on Final Attempts To Contact Mars Spirit Rover Fail · · Score: 1

    We all know what REALLY happened. The Martians got pissed of with us exporting our SUV's and causing Global Warming on their planet, so they took baseball bats to it. Remember, only humans can cause Global Warming; not Martians, not the Sun, nothing else is possible!

  9. Re:Climate Change Deniers on Signs of Ozone Layer Recovery Detected · · Score: 1

    How is climate change complicated?

    Acording to the numerous news reports and Al Gore movies, Global Warming causes:

    1. An increase in temperature.
    2. A decrease in temperature.
    3. An increase in the hurricane frequency.
    4. A decrease in the hurricane frequency.
    5. More Earthquakes.
    6. Fewer earthquakes.
    7. A decrease in precipitation.
    8. A increase in precipitation. ...

    Ok, now try to prove that Global Warming doesn't exist. You can't, because if anything happens, or doesn't happen, it's bercause of Globsal Warming.

  10. Re:In Perspective on Saturn's Super Storm · · Score: 1

    Maybe you should measure it in terms of "Library of Congress". Maybe Volkswagons. There's always hail. Or some other scientific terms like these.

  11. Re:Surely on Saturn's Super Storm · · Score: 1

    warmed the planet to such a degree that the atmosphere was destroyed and the water then evaporated into space.

    Or, as the plot of too many science fiction movies follow, aliens came and stole all the water.

  12. Global Warming on Local Atmosphere Heated Rapidly Before Japan Quake · · Score: 1

    By definition, an increase in the temperature is Global Warming. Global Warming is only caused by Greenhouse Gases (don't you dare to claim otherwise, or the AGW folks will have you drawn and quartered). Greenhouse Gases are created only by man, and mostly by SUV's (again, see the AGW folks). Therefore, the Japan Quake was caused by SUV's.

  13. Re:Cybernetics is getting out of hand on Man Demonstrates His New Bionic Hand · · Score: 1

    With Obamacare in effect, they will probably recommend aspirin instead of any kind of hand. Use the cheapest solution so that government funds will be available where they are most wanted, like buying pictures of Jesus statues in bottles of urine.

  14. What do you do on An IP Address For Every Light Bulb · · Score: 1

    But, what do you do when the power goes out? How will you be able to turn on/off your lights then?

  15. Re:Wrong place on An IP Address For Every Light Bulb · · Score: 1

    Not many people I know lick their fingers and jam them in the socket when they change the bulb. IF you cant avoid that temptation when you change your light bulbs, I suggest hiring a helper to make sure you can keep your fingers away from the contacts.

    We used to have an electric fence when I was young (to keep in the cows). Many people got a thrill by touching what they knew to be electrified, and many many grasshoppers were sacrificed to that fence to watch their legs pop off. If they were willingly touching something designed to shock their ass off, why would you think that they would respect a puny light socket?

    Anyway, changing a light bulb should not require sticking your fingers into the socket if you are doing it right. If you're doing it wrong, then think of it as evolution in action.

  16. Re:If so, their wrong reasons are wrong on US Congress Tries To Cut Body Scanner Funding · · Score: 2

    If they're trying to save money, they're looking in the wrong place. $76 million is a pittance. It's 1% of TSA's budget and .002% of the overall budget..

    And, when you consider the number of terrorists they've caught with them, you can calculate the reasonable cost per terrorist caught to determine how economical these are for each terrorist captured: OK, $75,000,000 divided by 0 terrorists cost = *%^# stupid calculator must not be working right, keeps coming up with some weird error message.

  17. Re:I hope this passes on US Congress Tries To Cut Body Scanner Funding · · Score: 1

    They blanket ban these things because they don't trust their employees to be intelligent enough to recognize the difference between a dangerous weapon and a bottle of shampoo or Coke.

    Actually, either could make a handy weapon ...

    Yes, haven't everyone ever got Coke in your eyes when they are showering? Think what a terrorist could do with that! That's why we need "No More Tears Baby Coke"!

  18. Re:Prevent the TSA? on US Congress Tries To Cut Body Scanner Funding · · Score: 2

    But, sandbags don't keep sneaking off for a quick beer.

  19. Re:Bedfellows on Japan Says No To PlayStation Network Restart · · Score: 0

    Japan, like most of those ranting against Sony in these forums, is just waiting for free hookers and blow. And unicorns, no unicorns - no forgiveness.

  20. TV on Government Funded Atomic Clock On a Chip · · Score: 1

    Remember all those old TV shows where a group of people got together and sychronized their watches?

    Ok, set your watch .... now! ... Hold it, Jimmy is 3 picoseconds fast! We have to do it again!

  21. Re:Thanks but no thanks! on Government Funded Atomic Clock On a Chip · · Score: 1

    Is she a non-wax based polish? The wax based ones always seem to leave a build-up that's hard to remove.

  22. Re:Thanks but no thanks! on Government Funded Atomic Clock On a Chip · · Score: 1

    Anything that is ATOMIC is likely to explode and kill us all, according to all the news reports. If these become cheap, we are going to be seeing cities blowing up on a daily basis! They had to get rid of the Nuclear part of MRI machines to avoid this same situation.

  23. Re:Not identifying the downloader is irrellevant on 23,000 File Sharers Targeted In Latest Lawsuit · · Score: 0

    Car analogy. If someone swipes your car, and uses it to rob a bank, and steals the radio out of it, you should be sent to prison for the robbery unless YOU can prove who the actual robbers were.

    Shouldn't you be responsible for your car security too?

  24. What's the problem on Global Warming To Hinder Wi-Fi Signals, Claims UK Gov't · · Score: 1

    If you've watched any of the GW movies, you should already know that Global Warming will make it much colder, which should increase the distance achieved greatly, as well as releasing the wolves.

  25. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi on Global Warming To Hinder Wi-Fi Signals, Claims UK Gov't · · Score: 1, Informative

    Sorry, but the GW scientists have proven that the Sun has no part in the global temperature. They used the latest GW scientific method: they took a vote and got a consensus!