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  1. Re:Good for Obama on Osama Bin Laden Reported Dead, Body In US Hands · · Score: 0

    and stop molesting our own people at the airport.

    Yes! Do it in the health care system, where you can really screw them over. You can confiscate a large chunk of everybodys check (excluding politicians and union doners), and give them worse health insurance at twice the price while bankrupting those evil drug companies. And you can also indebt our great-great-grandchildren to China so you can have a huge slush fund to launder through your Union buddies for Democrat reelection committees.

  2. Re:Slashdot on Osama Bin Laden Reported Dead, Body In US Hands · · Score: 2

    I saw a film of Obama walking in front of a "Mens Room" sign, showing that he doesn't believe women should hold any political offices. He lives in the "White" House, which proves he hates non-whites. He failed to deliver an Easter address, but has not missed a single Muslim holiday, showing his total hatred toward Christians.

    If you can take assorted signs out of context, and blow them all out of proportion, everyone else should be allowed.

  3. Re:Mission Accomplished on Osama Bin Laden Reported Dead, Body In US Hands · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's a good start. When the next leader of Alqueda steps up, we just kill him too, lather rinse repeat.

  4. No worries on Idle: Fairytale Character Map Raises Ire In Russia and Ukraine · · Score: 1

    No worries about this. I mean, nobody ever got into a war over some fairy stories. Unless you include someone elses religious stories. Lik the Bible or the Koran.

  5. Drama on The Fight Against Dark Silicon · · Score: 1

    Dark Silicon: Luke, I am your father.

  6. Re:Memory Part? on Mystery Air Crash Black Box Found Sans Memory Part · · Score: 1

    Maybe it wasn't there in the first place. Cheap SOB's saving a few dollars by leaving out an expensive part.

  7. Re:Memory Part? on Mystery Air Crash Black Box Found Sans Memory Part · · Score: 1

    f your not careful about locking your doors in the country, you might just come back and find it stuffed with someones excess zucchini.

  8. Re:Memory Part? on Mystery Air Crash Black Box Found Sans Memory Part · · Score: 2

    Haven't you seen raccoons washing their hands in a stream? It's not about being sanitary, it's a guilty conscience combined with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

    Aren't they just washing the grease off their hands so they won't leave any fingerprints?

  9. Re:Dihydrogen Monoxide *is* a serious threat on The Chemical-Free Chemistry Kit · · Score: 1

    and yet our kids are exposed to the stuff every single day, and no one seems to care.

    Did you know that some parents actually sneak this stuff into the foods they give their kids! I've seen them dump large quantities of it into rice they are cooking! They'll even sneak it into breakfast omlettes and oatmeal! Farmers actually feed it to their cows, and it shows up in the milk! It's actually hard to find milk without this contamination, but the concentrated milk seems to be less affected!

  10. Who chooses on US Gov't To Close 137 Data Centers In 2011, More By 2015 · · Score: -1, Troll

    How do they choose which data centers to remove.

    I'll guess that thay will look for code words on the sites, like "Long Form Birth Certificate", "Closing Gitmo", or anything dealing with HIS middle name or any of his campaign promises. Like the ancient Egyptians, if you don't like something, you destroy any references to it. Scrape it off all statues (or web sites).

    It's intresting to note that they plan on eliminating all those data centers with little or no complaints, but try to remove one fraud filled giveaway program, and the shit hits the fan.

  11. Is this on Feds To Remotely Uninstall Bot From Some PCs · · Score: 2

    Is this like those messages emailed from Microsoft about virus detected on my system? Those things never seemed to make my machine run better. You'd think Microsoft would test their fixes better... ;=)

  12. Re:Open Source companies on Novell Completes Sale · · Score: 1

    Who would want to buy a company that had a $4 billion lawsuit against them?

    Dealing with lawyers is a pain in the butt, think of dealing with 4 billion dollars worth of them chasing after them like they were an ambulance leaving an accident scene.

  13. Stallman on Amazon Responds To "App Store" Lawsuit From Apple · · Score: 1

    Richard Stallman sues Apple, says it should be called "Gnu/App Store". Gnu/Apple and Gnu/Amazon both call him a Gnu/idiot.

  14. Who would want to watch this on Is YouTube Launching a Netflix Competitor? · · Score: 0

    Why would you want to spend money every month to watch Rick Astley videos?
    Or be able to watch only parts 1,3,4,6 and 9 of a 12 part video?
    And most of the movies have a message covering the top third of the frams telling you where to see the clip without the message.
    And all the other wonderful youtube effects.

  15. Re:Did they design this system or just implement i on Amazon Automatic Pricing Lists Book At $23M · · Score: 1

    But thw latest "Harry Potter and my Overflowing Bank Account" is worth it, isn't it?

  16. How big on NASA Looking To Build 'Gas' Stations In Space · · Score: 1

    How big does this "gas station" have to be to raise enough Chickens for a Mars mission?

    And how much corn will they have to raise to generate the ethanol required to boost enough bugs to thestation to feed all those chickens?

  17. Price on NASA Fires Up Jet Fuel That Tastes Like Chicken · · Score: 1

    So, they've decided to do to chicken what they've done for corn. Make it much more expensive than it currently is. Why do they feel the need to take inexpensive food and convert it to inefficient fuel? Corn was cheap and fed immeasurable numbers of poor people around the world, until they decided to inefficiently convert it to ethanol. Now they are going to take on the meat side of food production, and force the prices up there too. I guess they feel that there aren't enough starving people in the world yet.

    All for the sake of "global warming", no wait, it's now "climate change", or whatever they've changed it to now. I still don't understand why burning 6+ gallons of ethanol is so much better for the climate than 1 gallon of gas. But I guess the subsidys buy plenty of votes, which is apparently the most important thing.

  18. Re:How can we communicate with them? on Brainstorming Clever Ways To Detect Alien Civilizations · · Score: 1

    Homeopathy is the answer! We need to dilute our population down to a level where it is undetectable, then we'll be easy to find!

  19. Re:The Atomic Bomb on Brainstorming Clever Ways To Detect Alien Civilizations · · Score: 1

    Right! BOOM! Ok, there used to be a civilization where this asteroid belt is. Wonder what they were like/

  20. Open source on The Space Station As a Simulated Mars Mission? · · Score: 1

    Maybe someone should write a package about life in a mars colony. They could allow you a first person pount of view, with some limited interaction with the enviornment. We could call it something like "Doing Our Own Mission". Maybe just abbreviate it for simplicity.

  21. Related? on Smell Like An Orc · · Score: 2

    Is thois story related to the previous one "using the International Space Station as a testbed for a human mission to Mars?" Is that where they determined what anorc should smell like?

  22. Back to the past on Greenpeace Says the Internet Emits Too Much CO2 · · Score: 1

    We must return to what was used before the internet existed. Station wagons full of magtapes.

  23. Re:But how... on Lasers To Replace Sparkplugs In Engines? · · Score: 1

    Will they need a separate shark for each cylinder, or can one shark handle all of them? Maybe you could get away with one shark per side of the engine.

  24. Global Warming on An RC Car That Runs On Soda Can Rings · · Score: 1

    Does this digesting bits of aluminum cans: clean up the environment; cause greenhouse gases; or generate a toxic pollutants that will cause birth defects in our future children?

  25. Kirks lamant on Instant Quantum Communication Is Near · · Score: 1

    This is a major advance, as previous teleportation experiments were either very slow or caused some information to be lost>/quote>

    Spock, I seem to have lost some information that was very important to me. What am I going to do with all those alien chicks now?