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  1. Solution: on CAN-SPAM Is A Bust · · Score: 1

    Post a 10-50 thousand dollar bounty on repeat spammers and unleash marshals and bounty hunters on them.

    Make it financially desirable for freelance and already licensed enforcement services to bring the spammers in.

  2. Re:Just when you thought it was safe.... on Web-Style Widgets For Desktop UI · · Score: 1

    Because the term WIZARD immediately connotes to the user just exactly what it is supposed to do. I mean everybody knows that Wizards use their powers for uhhh, gee, I dunno, so a Microsoft Wizard for a certain service will NATURALLY do uhhh, I dunno, WTF is this thing for?

    Dorks should have used a term that actually implies what it will be used for. I use my wizards to smite my enemies. Will a Network Wizard help me smite my enemy networks?

    I sure hope so because I have many. All I need now is a Pigeon Wizard for advanced foul smiting.

    Gee, wish I had some sort of assistant to help me write this note.

    Clippy! Oh Clippy! Where are you!

  3. Re:Why bother? on An iPod-based Guide To SF Wireless Hotspots · · Score: 1

    No. Because it's cool and we can afford it.

  4. Played it at the Wired Nextfest on Let the Mindgames Begin · · Score: 1

    Totally cool game. Probably one of the coolest things at the wired nextfest.

    I kicked ass BTW. Who would have thought I was so relaxed?

  5. Glork? on Are Mac Users Smarter than PC Users? · · Score: 1

    fire BAD!@#$

    Ti GUUD

    Hinges break

    hinges crap.

    dock silly

    HUI guidelines make happy chimp.

    Gates = BAD. Ick Stink. poop.

    Respectfully signed,

  6. WAAAAAH! on VAX Users See the Writing on the Wall · · Score: 1

    I want my DCL and my TPU editor!

    Sniff. Sniff. I miss 1989.

  7. Re:Mouse Pee on What Was Your Worst Computer Accident? · · Score: 1

    Beat away. I deadlift over 700 pound.

    Your funeral.

  8. Re:Mouse Pee on What Was Your Worst Computer Accident? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    frags. Not frag's.

    Learn the apostrophe young jedi.

    I would have expected you to have passed 4th grade English by now.

  9. Pudge, I really like this on Friday Mac Release Roundup · · Score: 1

    A weekly Mac round up is a great idea.

    Kudos, beer and swedish bikini team models are being sent your way.

  10. Re:Could you explain the rule? on Can A Bounty System Cure Spam? · · Score: 1

    God Yes.

    I firmly believe in vigilante justice against spammers.

    They have gone far above and beyond the call to be a blight upon society. They deserve to be removed from it.

  11. Re:Sarcastic? on Jobs Previews Displays, Tiger at WWDC · · Score: 1

    Different skillsets man.

    I know a formally trained marine biologist who finished advanced calculus, differential equations, and grad courses and is now employed in the software industry as a programmer.

    I really should learn to focus.

  12. Re:iPod SDK! on Jobs Previews Displays, Tiger at WWDC · · Score: 1

    If you consider developing for HDTV or broadcast, you might well be one of those two people.

  13. Re:Roids on Mutation Creates SuperKid · · Score: 1

    What is sad is that I lift > 500 lbs and I am NOT huge.

    It's not fair I tell you.

  14. Re:Only one way... on Networking in the Danger Zone? · · Score: 1

    His methodology is that he is living through it and this is based on observation.

    I'mk too far away to make any assumption on his words except to take it for face value and as his observation, not 100% pure true absolute.

  15. Re:Only one way... on Networking in the Danger Zone? · · Score: 4, Informative

    One of my friends is over there in the service.

    Whether you think the war is right or not, he is there and feels like he is "serving his country." This is not your average yahoo.

    Anyway, he sums it up like this. 60% of the people want us there, 20 percent don't care and would like us to get out as soon as we can and the reamaining 20% are completely insane and un/miseducated fanatics.

    If you're interested in reading his blog, he is at :
    http://www.missick.com

    Enlightening reads whether you agree with his views or not.

    Hope you find this worthwhile.

  16. Re:Not all it's cracked up to be on Invisible Cloaks, Translucent Walls · · Score: 1

    Well, from what I saw, the effect was not carried off well. It was not that effective.

    What I DID like at the show were the holograms printed into flat surfaces. MIND BLOWING.

    Brainball!! (I won). The more you relax, the more you move the ball towards your opponent. It's based on delta waves?

    There was also a group of chinese researchers from Canada who were pushed into a corner. They had enzymes you could sprinkle on food that killed all teh bacteria. Very sharp.

    And who could miss the Bushhog??

    Ugh. I just hate using the word "Bush" in a sentance.

  17. Not all it's cracked up to be on Invisible Cloaks, Translucent Walls · · Score: 3, Informative

    At the San Francisco Wired Tech fest, the coat was demoed and to be honest, it didn't appear (to me) to work very well.

    I'm sure it is in its infancy but you've got to be looking at the subject DEAD ON and with perfect lighting.

    This is one technology that looks much better in photos than it does in real life.

  18. Again, nothing new on 'Cut and Paste' Is Out, 'Pick and Drop' Is In · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I recall correctly, Timbuktu allowed me to do this in the 1990's

  19. Re:Nothing left for Modders on New PowerMac G5s: Up to 2.5Ghz, Liquid Cooled · · Score: 1

    Feh!

    Bose-Einstein Condensate cooling.

  20. Call me a troll but... on New Viruses Hit 30-Month High · · Score: 1, Informative

    Get a mac, even a used one, and you won't have to worry about this crap.

  21. Re:I hate to be a pushover... on New Largest Prime Found: Over 7 Million Digits · · Score: 3, Informative

    And why do we care about the perfect numbers?

    In the end, what does this get us?

    Please elaborate for those of us who need a reason to care about primes, perfect numbers & the like.

  22. This can only be on "Buffalo Spammer" Gets 3.5 to 7 Years · · Score: 1

    the start of something good.

    The precedent has been set!

    Now let's get the rest!

  23. Re:Abu Ghraib on The Economics of Executing Virus Writers · · Score: 1

    Rendered?!

    Like when meat gets rendered?

    They have worked away their human rights by making themselves a blight upon society.

    Can we make veal out of them or ate they too fat and stringy?

  24. Don't forget spammers on The Economics of Executing Virus Writers · · Score: 1

    I'm for public execution of spammers.

    With the billions they cost the world, through lost productivity and theft of services, I have coined the following mantra:

    If you have gone above and beyond the call to make yourself a blight upon society then you deserve to be removed form it.
    - Alex Zavatone 2004

  25. Insert the Install CD on Symptoms of Mac OS X Hack? · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can reset the passwords if you boot off the OS install CD