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The Economics of Executing Virus Writers

applemasker writes "Slate.com has an article titled Feed The Worms Who Write Worms to the Worms which argues based on economic theory (and somewhat tongue-in-cheek) that it is a 'better investment' to execute the creators of worms, virus and trojan authors, than murderers. Anyone who has tried to resurrect a network or computer after a nasty infection may agree. Although the author does not seriously argue for capital punishment for the script kiddies, it does raise some interesting issues about how much 'value' society puts on certain types of harm and the author's view of a government's role in protecting us from it."

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  1. Punishments go up, never down by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Politicians love to associate their names with "get tough on crime" laws that raise the punishment for certain crimes... but you rarely here about anybody supporting lower sentances for crimes.

    Is it just me, or is there an inflation effect hitting our criminal justice system as over time the punishments keep getting higher for the same crimes...

    1. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Q+Who · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In other words, capital punishment was never abandoned anywhere?

    2. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Short+Circuit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is it just me, or is there an inflation effect hitting our criminal justice system as over time the punishments keep getting higher for the same crimes...

      I wouldn't be surprised. Crime is always considered high by the populace, and the most obvious solution is always to increase the penalty. Not that it always works.

      Personally, I think the most effective solution is to convince people that if they break such-and-such a law, they will get caught. Presently, most ways to back up that threat involve trampling on civil liberties.

      Given the choice, I'd rather put up with the crime rate and have the option of protecting myself.

    3. Re:Punishments go up, never down by 14erCleaner · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe we should execute politicians whose districts receive more money than average (say $4.5 million more than average, since that was the "value" of a white-collar worker in the article).

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    4. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Cecil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sodomy laws, marijuana laws, in the states. Man-and-woman marriage laws here in Canada. There is plenty of incentive to change laws when you have a vocal group supporting it.

      The problem is, despite all our technical advantages, computer geeks are a loose rabble compared to the well-organized and well-funded gay/lesbian rights groups and legalize pot groups.

      They have a single, focused goal, and they are going for it. What do we want? "Freedom". Not very specific, and few really agree on what the hell it means either. If we united all geeks under a "legalize reverse-engineering" banner, perhaps we'd have a better chance, but no one is passionate about that.

    5. Re:Punishments go up, never down by corbettw · · Score: 5, Funny

      Politicians love to associate their names with "get tough on crime" laws that raise the punishment for certain crimes... but you rarely here about anybody supporting lower sentances for crimes.

      Yes, you're right. Why, just this morning on the way to work, I stopped by the town square to throw tomatoes at two blasphemers currently locked up in stocks. And I noticed one of my neighbors now has a very red "A" on her forehead. May have to stop by her place after work tonight, see if her cows need milking....

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    6. Re:Punishments go up, never down by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Rather then government, we should allow the marketplace to decide this issue: Personally I favor the employment of a small offshore mercenary army that stands ready at a moment's notice to kneecap a Netsky, bugger a Bugbear, Silence a Sasser, blow away a Beagle.. etc. In any endover it is always best to employ a professional who specializes in the specific field...

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    7. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The difference between a murder and captial punishment is that the death penalty is carried out in the name of justice. What right does one have to exist when they take the life of others in cold blood? It's the ultimate punishment for the ultimate crime.

    8. Re:Punishments go up, never down by jasonditz · · Score: 1

      That's a fair question, which leads me to believe it is one which will never be addressed. The religious right also appear to be some of the most vocal supporters of the current wars.

    9. Re:Punishments go up, never down by laigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd say a better solution is to start telling people the having their shiny electronic gizmos (very) occasionally stolen is not the biggest concern facing mankind. By all means we should pursue and punish those involved, but at some point the marginal cost of lowering the crime rate outweighs the cost incurred by the crimes.

      People need to learn the mentality that crime can actually be low enough. But try getting that through to a populace that can't be made to understand that life will always be imperfect.

      No no no. Planes and cars should never crash. Nobody should get cancer from anything. Everything you eat should be good for you. Prolonging HIV patients' lives by years, even decades doesn't count because it's not a cure. We need to toss out our civil liberties because terrorism is doing a fraction of the damage of eating too much red meat.

    10. Re:Punishments go up, never down by DaHat · · Score: 5, Interesting

      To quote what I think is the greatest book ever (Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand):

      "Did you really think that we want those laws to be observed? ... We want them broken. You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy scouts you're up against - then you'll know that this is not the age for beautiful gestures. We're after power and we mean it. You fellows were pikers, but we know the real trick, and you'd better get wise to it. There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power a government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What's there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced nor objectively interpreted - and you create a nation of law-breakers - and then you cash in on guilt. Now that's the system, Mr. Reardon, that's the game."

      And now, to my thoughts:

      And there we have the underlying philosophy related to many drug laws. Once we have a blanket full of laws and penalties that many are likely to come up against now and then, we must differentiate them with the severity of their penalties, make the truly horrific punishments be those which no 'normal' upstanding citizen could ever commit, make them feel safe that they will never have to face life in prison or the chair for their vices, you leave them free to feel safe in their own law breaking knowing that the penalty for the minor things they do is trivial, but ultimately keep them feeling just guilty enough to keep them inline.

    11. Re:Punishments go up, never down by BravoFourEcho · · Score: 1

      The rule that you are refering to is part of the Mosaic law in the Torah /Bible Old Testament. The same set of rules requires execution of murderers, rapists, and aldulterers. There is no hipocrisy there.

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      What good is a double standard if you can't enforce it?
    12. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1, Troll
      What do we want? "Freedom".

      Actually, I've found that very few "geeks" want freedom, because freedom also brings with it responsibility. I've found that what many geeks really want is really lack of responsibility. Look at the various "geek issues"... it's all about doing whatever they want with no responsibility or cost. Downloading music for free. Downloading software for free. Creating viruses (it's Microsoft's fault, don't you know).

      It's all short-sighted selfishness.

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      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    13. Re:Punishments go up, never down by rcamans · · Score: 0

      There is a big inflation rate.
      They just keep creating more laws making more things a crime, while loosing more battles against more crimes.

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    14. Re:Punishments go up, never down by snarkh · · Score: 0
      When was it abandoned in the US? And when did they bring it back?


      The grandparent post is right.

    15. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Personally, I think the most effective solution is to convince people that if they break such-and-such a law, they will get caught. Presently, most ways to back up that threat involve trampling on civil liberties.


      Except in the case of virus and worm writers, unless you're amazingly stupid there's almost no chance you're going to get caught. The situtation is as if anyone with a small amount of knowledge could walk up to a payphone and wreak havoc on the phone network.

      In this case the only way you're going to stop people doing damage from releasing viruses is to change the computing environment. The OS shouldn't run apps unless they've been signed by an administrator. For business computing the administrator isn't the user. People will bitch and moan about not being able to run their weather app, but too bad. If you're not capable not spreading viruses, you're not capable of administrating your machine. Do we let general users mess with the inner workings of tools they don't understand like a typewriter? No, of course not. Why then do we let users install apps, run cutesey executables that were sent by Mom, etc? Until this practice stops, you're not going to stop the massive email spreading worms.

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    16. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, that's abuse of freedom.

      But most of us recognize that freedom comes with the inherent risk of abuse, and many believe that the possibility abuse is far better than the certainty of the lack of freedom.

      In other words, I'd rather see 10% of the population infringe copyright than 0% of the population be able to transmit data over the net.

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    17. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said anything about "anywhere"? He specifically said "our criminal justice system". Judging from the fact that he thinks his criminal justice system applies to everyone (as do you), I'd guess you are both from the USA, which still practices capital punishment.

    18. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's all short-sighted selfishness.

      NOT creating viruses would be short-sighted. They're like an inoculation- without the constant minor threat to keep us alert on security, we'd grow complacent and vulnerable. If there were no viruses, worms, or hackers in general, then the software running the internet would stay insecure, and would accumulate more and more holes over time. Then someday, a homicidal maniac with nothing to lose would find it easy to take over the world' computers and begin a reign of terror.

      Prankster hackers* perform a useful role in the software ecology- they restrict the propagation of dangerously vulnerable programs, without inflicting the real damage a computer-criminal would do.

      *Yes, I know exactly what "hacker" means. Nobody try to "correct" me.

    19. Re:Punishments go up, never down by JohnWiney · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The number of murders in Toronto is almost exactly the same - in a city four times the size. The number of murders in Austin Texas, the last time I checked, was almost exactly the same - in a city half the size. Guess which city is toughest on crime, and which least so.

    20. Re:Punishments go up, never down by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      In "Bowling for Columbine" didn't Michael Moore (or one of the people he interviewed) mention that in LA (often viewed as a city with a serious violent crime and murder problem) you are something like 100 times more likely to be killed or seriously injured by the pollution than through violent crime? How about punishing those people who drive huge SUVs and trucks on urban and suburban streets but never go off road or carry anything heavier than a week's groceries in them?

      Stephen

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      "Don't write down to your readers, the only people less intelligent than you can't read" - Sign on Newspaper Office Wall
    21. Re:Punishments go up, never down by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think the most effective solution is to convince people that if they break such-and-such a law, they will get caught. Presently, most ways to back up that threat involve trampling on civil liberties.

      What about a repeat offender tracking program that would require anyone that was convicted of misd. crimes three or more times to have an active RFID tag embedded and tracked down to the meter level by the government? Just incase that they are ever accused of a crime in the future, the government could easily know where the individual was at a certain date and time. It is for the crimial's own protection that we need to track the inside and outside of jail.

    22. Re:Punishments go up, never down by megarich · · Score: 1

      Too bad though we live in a country where a murder can get out in prison in under 5 years but if you killed someone in self-defense, they'll probably give you a life sentence. Well either that and/or years of court trials and high legal fees.......

    23. Re:Punishments go up, never down by RoboOp · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Now that you bring politicians into it, it could be argued that dishonest politicans 'hack' society and political structures that humanity needs to exist. After all, far more people have been killed by bad governments than bad technology.

      We should also take into consideration that since people emulate the behavior of their leaders, corrupt, selfish behavior quickly spreads through a society like a virus, rotting it away from the inside until it collapses. Like the chinese say, a fish rots from the head down.

      So maybe a law getting tough on 'system sabateurs' is needed. But for some reason, I don't think politicians would approve of my liberties with the definition of 'hacker'...

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      "First you get the Linux, then you get the power, THEN you get the women"
    24. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Plugh · · Score: 4, Interesting
      It's true, folks:
      No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we'll ever see on this Earth.
      [source]

      This means there is an inevitable tendancy of Government to restrict freedom ever more wretchedly. DMCA? Abusive patent ovverreach? PATRIOT? All merely corollaries of the root problem, my friends!

      That's why I am posting this: The Free State Project

      As far as I can tell, it's our best chance to have a free society. Even ESR thinks so (whatever you think of him!)

    25. Re:Punishments go up, never down by GTRacer · · Score: 1
      "OK", I won't "correct" you. But I "wish" I had mod "points" - that was insightful +3, and the same argument used against preemptive overuse of antibiotics...

      GTRacer
      - When GT4 finally ships, will I still remember how to play?

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      Defending IP by destroying access to it? That makes sense, RIAA/MPAA. Go to the corner until you can play nice!
    26. Re:Punishments go up, never down by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Prolonging HIV patients' lives by years, even decades doesn't count because it's not a cure.

      Forget HIV research, we need more research into the diease that has a 100% death rate that effects the entire human population: DEATH. We havn't cured Death yet. At most, we live to be about 100 years old then we die. We should stop all research into other diseases until this own is solved.

      Of course if we solved that problem, we'd have the global top 1% being immortal and the other 99% living life the usual way.

    27. Re:Punishments go up, never down by CoolToddHunter · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I'd say a better solution is to start telling people the having their shiny electronic gizmos (very) occasionally stolen is not the biggest concern facing mankind. By all means we should pursue and punish those involved, but at some point the marginal cost of lowering the crime rate outweighs the cost incurred by the crimes.

      You (apparently) have never been robbed. It's not the "shiny electronic gizmos" that go missing, it's the feeling of security. I don't care about that stuff, but it bothers me that I feel uncomfortable when someone I don't know rings my doorbell at night now.

      That said, I agree that the marginal cost is definately not worth the benefit of lower crime. It sucks to have been robbed, but if that's the cost of preserving greater liberty for all, I'll take it.

    28. Re:Punishments go up, never down by yellena · · Score: 1

      If you know what "hacker" means, why did you use it in that context?

    29. Re:Punishments go up, never down by maxume · · Score: 1
      Capitol punishment is very state to state in the US. Also, a couple of examples of politicians backing off of sentencing laws:
      Michigan "Drug lifer" law
      Jesse Ventura

      Dig around the Jesse Ventura link, basically, he backed off of the death penalty once it became his decision. I would imagine there are many similar examples...

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    30. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting caught won't stop anyone from committing a crime. Getting caught and punished will.

      Also, the punishment needs to be hard enough to make people think before committing a crime. There's always the risk of innocents being convicted, but what's the alternative? No punishments? Giving people the right to deal "quick justice" on the streets?

    31. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about punishing people who believe everything Michael Moore tells them?

    32. Re:Punishments go up, never down by m.h.2 · · Score: 1

      Wow! That is some ~freaky~ reasoning. There's a line between research and malice. Just for kicks, let's call that line "the law." Creating a virus is not illegal or immoral. Intent is not even an issue. _HOWEVER_ releasing said malware is both illegal and immoral.

      Your differentiation between "Prankster hackers*" and "computer-criminal[s]" is all wrong. Again, intent is not an issue. When you break the law, you've _broken_ the law. It's pretty simple. A "prankster" who destroys your mailbox with a baseball bat as he's hanging out the window of a passing vehicle is certainly not a criminal on par with a murderer, but he's a criminal nonetheless. There is malicious damage done and losses are incurred when a prankster engages in these types of activities.

      Putting crimes in perspective categories is fine, but excusing criminal behavior because it's 'not as bad as...' is just plain stupid.

    33. Re:Punishments go up, never down by EvilAlien · · Score: 1
      Ha! That isn't even slightly insightful.

      Are you joking or just completely ignorant of history outside of your own lifespan?

      Do witch burnings, public hangings for horse theft, etc ring any bells?

      "Get tough on crime" is a reaction of the steady lessening of punishment as free societies move more towards a "forgive and rehabilitate" model of doling out consequences. That is why the "get tough on crime" stuff is often associated with politicians with a conservative ideological affiliation. Please note that "conservative" implies a tendency towards wanting to do things like grandpappy did in tha old days...

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    34. Re:Punishments go up, never down by MntlChaos · · Score: 3, Funny

      actually... birth also has a 100% death rate. Thankfully, that disease usually takes 70+ years to finally kill it's victim. Unfortunately, though, It appears that 90+% of the population is infected.

    35. Re:Punishments go up, never down by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. The Michael Moore I was refering to, whilst a little chunky, does not strike me as being so obese as to be able to lose an asthma inhaler (or TV remote) in folds of skin, he certainly seems to be well short of 500lbs. He is currently (or at least was recently) in Cannes for the film festival and last I saw him he would not need two Gurneys to carry him.

      I searched news.yahoo.com and news.google.com with the keywords "michael moore hospitalized" and got no hits that looked similar to that story. Where did you find that story?

      Stephen

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      "Don't write down to your readers, the only people less intelligent than you can't read" - Sign on Newspaper Office Wall
    36. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Abm0raz · · Score: 1

      Really now, can you ever have TOO much red meat? I'm gonna die anyways, might as well enjoy my life while I can.

      (LongLife != GoodLife)

      -Ab

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      Nothing fails quite like prayer.
    37. Re:Punishments go up, never down by roemcke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Catching criminals, doesn't necessary prevent crimes. You allso have to convince people that if they don't break any laws, they won't get harassed.

      Luckily, the best way to assert that, is to respect cilvil liberties.

    38. Re:Punishments go up, never down by stephenbooth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actuyally I don't. I do know, from talking to people I know who work in LA, a number of them in hospitals and medical centres, that pollution (and poverty) related illnesses are a serious problem. I cited the Michael Moore quote because others are likely to have heard of that, not everyone has the links to LA that I have.

      Stephen

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      "Don't write down to your readers, the only people less intelligent than you can't read" - Sign on Newspaper Office Wall
    39. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's photographic evidence of the Reuters article: Michael Moore eating several hot dogs at once!

    40. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Between 1972-1976, the death penalty was declared unconstitutional in America.

    41. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 0, Troll

      If you know what "hacker" means, why did you use it in that context?

      A hacker is "someone who operates a complex system (esp involving a computer) in a manner inconsistent with its designer's intent".

      Someone who overclocks a CPU is hacking, just like is someone who sniffs FTP passwords on the net. The authors of viruses and worms are a form of hacker.

      Some people, most famously ESR, have attempted to spread an artificial definition of "hacker" as "an extremely competent computer programmer". But they're wrong, both historically popular word-usage is against them.

    42. Re:Punishments go up, never down by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      Looks faked to me. Searching the Reuters site itself with the phrase "Michael Moore Hospitalized" returns no hits. From that I draw the conclusion that either you made it up your self or were duped by someone else who made it up.

      Stephen

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      "Don't write down to your readers, the only people less intelligent than you can't read" - Sign on Newspaper Office Wall
    43. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true, folks:

      No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we'll ever see on this Earth.


      Nonsense. Heard of "privatization"? Yeah, it's that process whereby governments stop running things themselves and start letting the private sector to the job for them.

      This means there is an inevitable tendancy of Government to restrict freedom ever more wretchedly.

      Also nonsense. One quote, of arguable veracity and taken out of context, does not comprise "proof" of anything.

    44. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Q+Who · · Score: 4, Funny

      Judging from the fact that I am not from the USA, I render your comment void and purposeless.

    45. Re:Punishments go up, never down by ratamacue · · Score: 1
      you rarely here about anybody supporting lower sentances for crimes

      Just as you rarely see politicians endorsing limits on government power, or reducing the scope and expense of government in general. No surprise there. The larger the business, the more potential profit for those who control the business. There is a simple reason why the US federal government today dwarfs the US federal government of only 100 years ago (in power, scope, and expense): because it benefits those in power.

    46. Re:Punishments go up, never down by uradu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > I think the most effective solution is to convince people
      > that if they break such-and-such a law, they will get caught

      Understandable gut reaction, but it flies in the face of statistics and research. People in the trenches (social workers, psychologists etc.) will tell you that a recurrent theme in criminal offenders is the failure to consider the consequences of their actions. This extends much deeper than just the crime aspect into their every-day life. Such people have trouble recognizing and considering even positive consequences, such as that getting an education will lead to a job, having a job removes the need for begging and/or stealing, etc.

      The easiest way to understand that is to think back to childhood, or to observe your own children. I look at my two five-year-olds and am amazed at their inability to consider the consequences of their actions PRIOR to riding that bike down a steep hill, or getting so focused in a chase that they completely ignore obstacles and other dangers, until they come running to you with a boo-boo. Many criminal offenders exhibit stunted mental development in areas such as this. These are people that usually also fail at rehabilitation without ongoing outside assistance precisely because they're incapable of planning, which is just another facet of considering consequences.

      And yet, legislation completely ignores such established knowledge and understanding, perhaps because it is created by people that are unaware of it at best, or are merely out to satisfy the primordial need for punishment and revenge at worst. But recognizing that deterrence is ineffective for many types of offences and offenders would be a first step towards a more holistic, preventative and rehabilitative criminal justice system.

    47. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans cannot tollerate not having the control (or illusion of control) of their death. Religion helps to some here.
      Dieing of obesety is not the same as dieing in the plane crash.

    48. Re:Punishments go up, never down by po8 · · Score: 1

      There's a famous essay by a former Senator (Daniel Moynihan or SI Hayakawa, I think---I tried to track it down online, but didn't spot it offhand) arguing that some of the increase in crimes, prosecution, and jailing comes from creep in the social norms constituting criminal behavior. There is always a tendency to criminalize borderline behavior, which then makes formerly non-borderline behavior borderline...

    49. Re:Punishments go up, never down by owlstead · · Score: 1

      "marginal costs"? I suspect that you were trying to say something entirely different :)

      In the Bowling for Columbine movie from Moore he shows that lot of Canadians leave there doors unlocked. On the question to a lady if she had ever been robbed she told him "yes". It's just how much weight you put on a robbery. It's probably a bit different if you are robbed in person though.

      So I back up the general idea displayed in your article. Normally I shorten the discussion a bit though by saying "Nothing is perfect". If the person believes in the afterlife I will add "until you die".

      Unfortunately I just believe in the worms.

    50. Re:Punishments go up, never down by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      convicted of misd. crimes

      I think Parking Tickets count as misdemeanors. And Speeding Tickets. So, basically, everyone would be tracked?

      Except the real criminals, of course. They would just get the RFID tag removed.

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    51. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you have trouble understanding what I am saying. My point didn't depend on you being from the USA, my point was that he exclusively referred to the criminal justice system in his own country, so your point about capital punishment falling out of use elsewhere is entirely irrelevent to what he said.

    52. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and the same argument used against preemptive overuse of antibiotics...

      They're really quite different. The argument against antibiotic overuse is that there is a fixed max population for bacteria. And of all the bacteria out there, X% are vulnerable to antibiotics and (100-X) are not. The more we kill the vulnerable ones, the smaller X becomes, until eventually 100% of bacteria are immune. And then it's as if antibiotics no longer exist as a medicine. By restraining ourself from killing the vulnerable germs, we ensure that some germs (at least) can be defeated.

      It doesn't really work to twist that idea to working with virus authors- it's not like killing off the vulnerable hackers will allow the others to take over.

      If you want to make a biological analogy, then look at excessive hygiene/cleanliness. The research isn't quite firm, but it appears that human children raised in obsessively cleaned indoor environments are more vulnerable to asthma and diseases than kids who are allowed to pet strange dogs and try to eat dirt.

    53. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Again, intent is not an issue.

      Right. No matter what you intended, if you wind up hurting someone, you must be punished.

      When you break the law, you've _broken_ the law.

      That's a circular argument. ("When you gimble in the wabe, you've _gimbled_ in the wabe.") Just because something is illegal doesn't make it wrong. Or even better: just because something is a law doesn't make it right.

      I wasn't talking about what the law IS, but what it SHOULD BE. No laws are perfect- to judge a law, you must take a close look at what the alternatives are, and what each option leads to.

      The Slate article looked at what would happen if the punishment for vermiscriptors was greatly increased. I argued that it's analysis was wrong, and offered as an alternative the natural result of what would happen if the punishment is greatly decreased.

      The current law of strict punishment for virus authors who get caught is counterproductive in the long run. It will scare a lot of teenagers away from messing with computer networks- but it will also enable the software industry to continue installing insecure protocols, paving the way for major disasters when cyberterrorists start attacking from rogue states. The only defense against those attacks will be to already be using secure software.

      If you want to dispute my position, then answer this small question:
      If the punishment for intentional release of a worm or virus is reduced to a $500 fine, will that increase or decrease the public's willingness to buy vulnerable software?

      A "prankster" who destroys your mailbox with a baseball bat as he's hanging out the window

      Inapplicable, for three reasons.
      (1) When you rebuild your mailbox after that attack, will you do it differently from the first time? Probably not- the replacement box will be about like the old one. But in the aftermath of a worm rampage, nobody reinstalls the old vulnerable software anymore. From then on, they only accept solutions that are totally immune to the last attack.

      (2) Smashing your mailbox was a physical attack. A physical attack can only be accomplished by someone nearby, meaning a physical defense (policemen aiming guns at him) may work well. But a worm/virus is not a physical attack, but a cybernetic one. The offender has no need to come within range of arrest to do his damage. Therefore you can't rely on the police to protect you- you've got to plug the vulnerability yourself.

      (3) When a mailbox is smashed, nobody is really surprised that it was possible. That's a change from the example I used, where the vandals snuck into a corporate boardroom to do their damage- that's someplace that if the security guards were doing their jobs, never would've happened at all. It shows that security which was SUPPOSED to be working was really nonexistent. And it means that the random, irritating attack revealed an exploit that could've been used for something truely destructive (bug secret negotiations for the next 6 months and ride the stock price)

    54. Re:Punishments go up, never down by WM_NCDESTROY · · Score: 1
      Yes, you're right. Why, just this morning on the way to work, I stopped by the town square to throw tomatoes at two blasphemers currently locked up in stocks. And I noticed one of my neighbors now has a very red "A" on her forehead. May have to stop by her place after work tonight, see if her cows need milking....
      I know you're being funny here, but seriously, if given the choice of a few weeks in the stocks or taking it in the ass in a prison, I would probably opt for the stocks. Also, although I haven't seen anybody with the red "A"s, many (most?) places now publish lists of criminal offenders so that all their neighbors will know what they have done. (sex offenders, DUIs, even deadbeat dads, sure some deserve such treatment, but others get screwed over then end up with their name on such a list forever) So I don't really see much difference...
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    55. Re:Punishments go up, never down by dasunt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, I've found that very few "geeks" want freedom, because freedom also brings with it responsibility. I've found that what many geeks really want is really lack of responsibility. Look at the various "geek issues"... it's all about doing whatever they want with no responsibility or cost.

      Er, are you really sure? Lets look at your examples more closely:

      Downloading music for free.

      Er, downloading music for free is not illegal. Downloading copyrighted music for free is not illegal. Here's a short list of free music to download.

      As for infringed copyrighted music, there are plenty of Slashdotters (geeks) who said "go after the downloaders" and are content to see them go under.

      Downloading software for free.

      Er, yes, geeks like to download software for no cost. Almost all of the software I use on my machines was downloaded for free -- Debian, Mozilla, OpenOffice.org, GIMP, Abiword, Sodipodi, etc.

      For the issues of illegal music downloading and illegal software downloading, I think you confuse geeks getting upset at the high penalties with support for the crimes. Its one thing to support copyright infringement. Its another thing to get upset with copyright infringers getting more severe sentences than violent criminals.

      Creating viruses (it's Microsoft's fault, don't you know).

      You are confusing the issues. Windows viruses are, in a large part, encouraged by Microsoft's lack of security. When many people "blame" Microsoft for viruses, they mean that Microsoft Windows shows a stunning lack of security by default. We all know that there are a few script-kiddies out there writing viruses, and they are the source of viruses, but if it wasn't for Microsoft lowering the amount of effort needed, we wouldn't see as many viruses.

      As for copyright, us geeks are paranoid. I doubt many people here would have problems with a copyright flag for TV or radio broadcasts (other then correctly assuming that (1) they will require new purchases of hardware and (2) they will be cracked rather quickly). But we are paranoid -- if, say, every MP3 was tagged according to if the artist wanted redistribution or not, a lot of indie bands would have a leg up on the mainstream bands. This gives the indie bands an edge that the RIAA does not want. Ergo, we are assuming that any DRM in music will automatically assume that all music is pirated, unless proven otherwise.

      As for DRM on the PC, we see that Microsoft is launching an offensive against Open Source. If they can create a huge financial cost for any piece of software to be certified to run on a new PC, and if they can be in control of the certification, they can use that against Open Source.

      Finally, I will admit, a lot of us geeks have a slight problem with legality vs morality. The anime fan-subbing community is a perfect example: A lot of the groups will only fan-sub anime not available in the US, and will stop distribution as soon as an official English copy comes out. Is that legal? No. Is it moral? Perhaps.

    56. Re:Punishments go up, never down by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      It's just you. In the nineteenth century, there were places where you'd be hanged for stealing a horse. But not necessarily hanged for killing a man.

      "I've seen quite a few men who needed killing, I've never seen a horse that needed stealing" -- Judge Roy Bean

      To a certain extent, you are seeing an "inflation" in sentencing because the deterence value of law depends on both the certainty of punishment, and the severity of same. The government is not, at the present time, able to affect the "certainty of punishment" variable, so they try to increase the deterence by monkeying with the "severity of punishment".

      Interestingly enough, it has been shown that certainty of punishment has considerably more deterence value than severity of punishment. Increasing severity of punishment tends to lead to the "may as well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb" train of thought. That is, if all crimes have high punishments, might as well do something SERIOUS as something trivial.

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    57. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      Though I'm in Canada, we do have a lot of similarities in our justice system with the US, and I'm guessing the reason you don't hear a lot of support for lower sentences is that typically the minimum mandatory sentence for crimes is reasonable (within the public scope) or non-existent.

      I have a teen-ager who is going through the legal system for various unsavory activities. He's been before judges several times, and despite the recommendations of counsellers, social workers, and other professionals that he be incarcerated during counselling and treatment, the judges just want to take the quickest shortcut possible to get the case out the door with the least amount of paperwork. In the first case, this involved releasing him back into the home, despite evidence that he presents a clear and present danger to others, and with no impulse control to speak of, is at a high risk to reoffend.

      While sitting in the same courtroom on several different occasions I saw several cases of people being given the absolute minimum sentence or simply being let go due to spending a week or two in lockup awaiting a plea.

      While a politician can use the "get tough on crime" policy to get elected, judges mete out "justice" arbitrarily, and from my experience based on their current mood. And if it means tossing out a charge in order to effect a lighter sentence, so be it.

      The inequality of sentencing is ridiculous as well. Those whose actions affect none but themselves, over those whose actions affect others. Canada may have lax laws governing marijuana, but from what I have seen of US senten cing an individual who grows his own cannabis on his own property, smokes it himself, and gets arrested, is more likely to spend time in jail than a businessman who steals hundreds of thousands of dollars from investors, some of them retirees with no income and no future.

      Old outdated laws plague both systems, and new, untested laws enter the books pell mell.

      What we need are elected review boards who examine all laws older than five years for relevance to society as it stands, and establish that no law governing any aspect of society be established by someone unpossessed of a working knowledge of the field at hand.

      I don't want to see any more old men ruling over how modern technology should be used in society, when the most complex device they understand how to use is a microwave.

      Minimum or maximum sentences is less of an issue than the knowledge of the people that wield them over us.

    58. Re:Punishments go up, never down by pianophile · · Score: 1

      It's the story of the "Human Couch". The guy probably found it on Snopes.

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    59. Re:Punishments go up, never down by lspd · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised. Crime is always considered high by the populace, and the most obvious solution is always to increase the penalty. Not that it always works.

      I wouldn't say that increasing the penalties is the most obvious way of addressing crime (more money for envorcement would be the most obvious way), increasing penalties is simply the CHEAPEST way of addressing crime in the short run. If a politician decides to make not wearing your seat belt punishable by life in prison it will take years for the true cost of that change to start accumulating. The long run cost will be either more prison space or more paroles, neither of which the public will like, but the people changing the sentencing guidelines are not the same ones that will be around when those costs have to be addressed.

    60. Re:Punishments go up, never down by ragnar · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can't recall the source, but I've read before that the fear of being caught is a larger deterrent than the penalty. When interviewing criminals they never reveal that the penalty was trivial or considered in a cost/benefit ratio, but rather they simply didn't expect to be caught. If we can trust these findings, it should lead us to increase the presence of police officers rather than increasing the penalties for crime. The added benefit would be less cost to incarcerate criminals for excessively long periods of time.

      Don't get me started on mandatory minimum laws, which stipulate that congress knows better than judges what sort of sentence to issue.

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    61. Re:Punishments go up, never down by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      Sure they do. Crimes that were once met with the death penalty or life in prison are now punished with by sending the perp to a mental hospital. The death penalty itself has been repealed in many states. And many activities which were once severely punished are now perfectly legal.

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    62. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Strider-BG · · Score: 1

      In most states, Parking and Speeding Tickets are counted as "Infractions" not misdemeanors. Hence you can't demand a jury trial for your speeding ticket. Now if you're grossly speeding, they may charge you with Reckless Driving which often is misdemeanor.

    63. Re:Punishments go up, never down by GTRacer · · Score: 1
      After reading and re-reading the two posts, I must agree with you. Still...

      P.S. Which "Kirai" is for everyone?

      GTRacer
      - Whoops, file locked

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      Defending IP by destroying access to it? That makes sense, RIAA/MPAA. Go to the corner until you can play nice!
    64. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They're really quite different. The argument against antibiotic overuse is that there is a fixed max population for bacteria. And of all the bacteria out there, X% are vulnerable to antibiotics and (100-X) are not. The more we kill the vulnerable ones, the smaller X becomes, until eventually 100% of bacteria are immune. And then it's as if antibiotics no longer exist as a medicine. By restraining ourself from killing the vulnerable germs, we ensure that some germs (at least) can be defeated."

      Your confused and wrong, yes there are bacteria on which anti-biotics work and those on which they do not. But it's not simply that you've killed off all the bacteria that they work on... that's ridiculous. If the anti-biotic killed off the bacteria it works on THAT would be a good thing because there would be less harmful bacteria overall.

      The problem is that bacteria evolve, the bacteria your killing with anti-biotics are unevolved and we want to keep the evolution in check. If you use the same anti-biotic all the bacteria will evolve in such a way that they will no longer be vulnerable to it... there won't be any less bacteria, there will be the same bacteria evolved in such a way that the drug doesn't work.

      And yes, but it's still not a comparible analogy to what the grandparent was saying. His argument parallels immunization. You give someone a shot of weakened flu virus now so that tommorow their body will be strong enough to fight the full force disease. It parallels almost perfectly, the grandparent was saying that these viruses are essentially shots of weakened flu, we need these shots because the body (software) strengthens (security patches) to defend itself from the REAL threat which may come later.

      Some kids worm that has infected and makes 4000 atms and bank terminals reboot is nothing compared to a worm which spreads from the atms and terminals taking everyones money as it spreads from bank to bank and deposits it into the authors own swiss bank account. Either of those worms could use the same vulnerability, but because option a happened, it's a sure thing that option b won't, at least not using that security hole.

    65. Re:Punishments go up, never down by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We had a farmer who got tired of unflattening his mail box so he put two up and the one of the right was filled with concrete. I guess he innoculated himself from kids with bats, at least after the first broken arm.

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    66. Re:Punishments go up, never down by pyro_peter_911 · · Score: 4, Funny
      People need to learn the mentality that crime can actually be low enough.

      Personally, I think crime is too low. I mean, seriously, what is a guy supposed to do with his Glock if no one ever breaks into his home. I've kept this thing loaded under my pillow since 1993 and haven't had the chance to shoot a prowler in the middle of the night yet.

      I'm beginning to feel that my investment in a weatherproof shotgun for the shower and a ten inch stiletto for my sock drawer will never pay off by proving that they're actually for self defense.

      Instead, I'm forced to defend my home against scorpions and termites and, let me tell you, a .45 automatic is not the right tool for the job when it comes to termite control.

      Someone did steal the knobs off of my Jeep's radio once, so if you see someone with an extra set of Jeep radio knobs let me know and I'll be right over to reduce the criminal population some more.

      Peter

    67. Re:Punishments go up, never down by flyneye · · Score: 1

      How about making punishment economical?
      Forced labor is not cruel and unusual punishment.
      I'm not talking coding for charity either.
      After driving over my pothole covered streets and seeing the same road construction in the same block for a month as a crew of 10 watches 1 work,Ive come to the conclusion that good old fashioned road gangs need nationwide acceptance immediatley!
      Whos with me on this? Take their machines and give em shovels.Take their coffee and give em bread and water.I mean f**k em really.

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    68. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (LongLife != GoodLife)

      Long enough life might mean living until age extension techniques bring about practical immortality of one form or another. A long enough life means experiencing more good that a short but more exciting life or, better yet, living until the good life no longer shortens life.

      I'm betting on the long term.

    69. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spot on! I think I love you.

    70. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Wolfrider · · Score: 3, Interesting

      --Oh, but don't stop there - you also have to nail the CxO's of major companies who make 55 Billion a year while driving the company into the ground, and then jump out the top-floor window with a Golden Parachute.

      --If you don't nail those guys, all that money gets held up and never reaches the system, donchaknow.
      [/CzarChasm]

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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    71. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which? The middle one?

    72. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      But recognizing that deterrence is ineffective for many types of offences and offenders

      Deterrence could be more effective with simple, minor adjustments to its implementation.

      As you note, many criminals have limited mentality- they don't think ahead very far. Abstract warnings don't influence them as much as visceral graphics.

      For example, suppose that all death row inmates were offered a choice on their final day: Take lethal injection, or volunteer to have both hands cut off and then go free. At least some of them would pick the second choice*. Then he'd return to society and live off charity on the streets, serving as a persistent, gruesome reminder that crimes have consequences.

      State-sponsored maiming would be both a more effective deterrent and also more merciful than executions- so why don't we do it? (Saudi Arabia does...). Or at the very least, move executions back to public stadiums, so potential murderers can see exactly what awaits them.

      *and if the offer had only required one hand, everyone would pick it.

    73. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the only way you're going to stop people doing damage from releasing viruses is to change the computing environment.

      And as I've argued elsewhere in this thread, reducing the punishment for those "amazingly stupid" guys who do get caught would force software and network developers to start improving the environment.

      Evidently there isn't free-market pressure for secure OSes, so apparently the consequences of running unsecurely aren't high enough. Allowing more cyber-vandals to go free would raise those consequences...

    74. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't foget that it's sexually transmitted.

    75. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      So I don't really see much difference...

      The point is that blasphemy and adultery now have ZERO punishment for the offenders, an obvious reduction from what it used to be.

    76. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Take a look at the punishments handed out by ancient Babylon, and then tell me that sentencing hasn't been lowered over the years :-)

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    77. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      How about making punishment economical? Forced labor is not cruel and unusual punishment.

      There's some merit to that, but overall, it'd be a bad idea to give the government a financial incentive to arrest more people.

      Then you'd have George Bush proposing criminalized file-sharing as a way to budget for the Iraq occupation, or other craziness added to Washington.

    78. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To quote what I think is the greatest book ever (Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand):

      If you think that book is the greatest ever, you need to seriously broaden your literary horizons! As a novel it's a second rate dystopia. As a philosophy it rivals the Matrix in sophistication. As a cult vehicle, though, it's right up there with Dianetics.

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    79. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      The difference between a murder and captial punishment is that the death penalty is carried out in the name of justice.

      Have you been paying attention to the news the past few years? There was this incident in 2001 where a few people were murdered in the name of justice... try to remember...

      What right does one have to exist when they take the life of others in cold blood?

      You just said that executioners should themselves be executed.

      "Cold blood" means the killer is calm, unexcited, and thinking things through. A "hot blooded" act is one committed without real planning or preparation. A violent thug might be hot or cold, but federal executioners are strictly "cold killers".

    80. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill 'em all. let God sort'em out.
      If jail were a deterrent that worked, they'd all be empty, because there are certainly enough people in and out of them to spread the word.

      Now caning, like in Thailand, that is a freaking deterrent. We need to amend the constitution to allow cruel and unusual punishment. That's all the human race understands, plus it's over more quickly, and much, much, cheaper.

      Asians understand human nature and punishment. We should learn from them and stop being such a bunch of pansy asses. Too bad even they are going soft...

      When I was a kid and screwed up (it cost my father money, the police came, or neighbors beating on my door) a good ass kicking was all it took. He only needed to do it 3 times and I straightened out. After age 15 I was an angel.

      I still don't throw trash in the street (ever), vandalize stuff, or disrespect others, because there are always consequences. Maybe not now, or even a year from now, but most times you end up paying if you don't act civilized.

      If you don't understand consequences, you are going to do whatever you want to whoever you want. You know there is no price to pay.

      l8,
      AC

    81. Re:Punishments go up, never down by cshark · · Score: 1

      Isn't Slate owned by Microsoft?
      Funny how they never talk about executing corporate executives who commit serious crimes. Think of the Enron execs, who do just as much damage if not more than many of the smaller viruses. Although, computers are replacable. Pensions aren't. If we're going to be hard on crime, let's be sensible and punish everyone equally. Dumb bastards.

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    82. Re:Punishments go up, never down by perlchild · · Score: 1

      You'll also notice that the one thing that might also decrease violent crime, or at least, increase the chance of catching more crooks, is almost never discussed. We discuss laws on what to do with criminals once they are caught. But rarely do we try to support the people who do the catching(especially in the face of violent threats to their persons from organized crimes). Nor are economic crimes all treated equally. Public office fraud can steal literally billions, but how many millions are spent trying to even detect it? And how much of it is caught? The fact that those who do catch criminals(or prosecute them) have upward mobility to become politicians should worry us a lot more than it does...

    83. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so why don't we do it? (Saudi Arabia does...).

      Answered your own question, eh?

    84. Re:Punishments go up, never down by WM_NCDESTROY · · Score: 1
      The point is that blasphemy and adultery now have ZERO punishment for the offenders, an obvious reduction from what it used to be.
      Ok, I won't argue with that. I guess I just feel compelled to argue about how bad our (USA) justice system is getting. There are SO many laws that I feel are totally unjust... I kinda tend to fly off the handle.
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    85. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • Penalty for murder: Life in prison.
      • Penalty for drugs dealing: Life in prison
      • Penalty for manslaughter: Life in prison
      • Penalty for drunk driving: Life in prison
      • Penalty for speeding: Life in prison
      • Penalty for jay walking: Life in prison
      • Penalty for thievery: Life in prison
      • Penalty for tax evasion: Life in prison
      • Penalty for littering: Life in prison
      • Penalty for being born: Death
    86. Re:Punishments go up, never down by waveclaw · · Score: 1

      The poster is arguing from the faulty logic that runs counter to both OSS and the facts of the Internet's history.

      I invoke the Penny Arcade 'Greater Internet Fuckwad' theory.

      NOT creating viruses would be short-sighted. They're like an inoculation- without the constant minor threat to keep us alert on security, we'd grow complacent and vulnerable.

      One of the great myths that the early internet and oopen source software debunked was this very issue. The early internet was open and standards compliant. Nothing was private. If you misbehaved, you could be easily discovered. Commercial entities, coming from the conservative privacy-for-themselves-only club are fostering closed systems that enable people to misbehave without detection. This is MUCH worse.

      Social vulerabilities like SPAM derive from flaws in the system, not the the openness. If the global email system were closed, nothing could be done to fix it. Since it is open, a lot of ideas and work is going on to fix the 'problem' of Unsolicited Commercial (for certain values of commercial) Email. This work is the only hope we have as citizens of a global Internet.

      If there were no viruses, worms, or hackers in general, then the software running the internet would stay insecure, and would accumulate more and more holes over time.

      Hackers are good, proactive explorers that usually help the system. Crakers are the people we would like to see put behind bars. They neigther help nor seek to improve software. Crackers want your software to be buggy and develop more holes over time. Fortunately for them, the closed commercial world group-thinks the same things (Cost, lock-in and forced obselecence verses un-upgraded 'stable' platforms and no money from accounting to develop fixes for which customers won't pay.)

      Some people are reactive. Some are proactive. People who are proactive seek to improve and repair the systems they own. In the past companies and people who are too lazy or scared to upgrade or invest in the future dot the roadside. The only forces needed are the only forces that work: internal motiviation like mores, morals and personal values.

      With or without 'virus writers' and their ilk, the proactive people will continue to survive and excel. The reactive people would die by natural selection without the need for the 'virus writers.' These people certainly aren't doing much now with them.

      Then someday, a homicidal maniac with nothing to lose would find it easy to take over the world' computers and begin a reign of terror.

      You cannot plan and execute theft or damage in public (doesn't stop the stupid from trying, but hey.) You need a private place to ensure surprise. Without surprise, you planning only serves, much like the super-virus discussions at securityfocus.com, as a way to proactively improve software and systems. It is a foolish baker who leaves bread in front of children who talk of nothing by stealing that bread.

      Without surprise, the flight attandants would only have to take YOUR box cutters away before the flight begins. Everyone else, who weren't planning a highjacking, could keep their own.

      The need for privacy of the individual and the need for publicity of the group is a complex matter. Reasons for privacy exist outside of any argument based on genetic traits for territoriality or fear-responses. Unforuntately, we need to make mistakes to learn. Often this as to take place in private, otherwise penalties imposed by 'well meaning' passerbys will effectily pervert or terminate the lesson. Other times it is too difficult to filter the outside world. Thus we turn to private comtemplation.

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    87. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Minupla · · Score: 2, Informative

      Capital punishment was revoked in Canada in 1976, and has seen no resulting rise in murder rate (Murders in 2001 were 554, 167 fewer then in 1975, the year prior to the absolution capital punishment)

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    88. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      I agree... but your marijuana analogy is depressing. The fight for pot has lotsa money and lotsa supporters, but (almost) no success. Success would require stopping the DEA, an organization supported and funded by the national gorvernment. How many supporters does it take to stop a train with the mass of 1000 suns? I think we're much more likely to get computer laws changed.

    89. Re:Punishments go up, never down by uradu · · Score: 1

      > State-sponsored maiming would be both a more effective deterrent

      Well, you're only a couple of hundred years or so late for that.

    90. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Wateshay · · Score: 1

      Except capital punishment is not used in every state in the U.S. Some (not sure of the exact ones off the top of my head) states have, in fact, abandoned capital punishment, or at least made it much harder to prosecute.

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    91. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll agree, rehabilitation of criminals is a good thing. And there is a fraction of people who really are mentally underdeveloped or handicapped and can't understand consequences and plan to avoid them.

      BUT, off hand, I'd say that applies to about 10% of criminals, maybe. The other 90% are just selfish assholes who want something for nothing, who don't want to work, who aren't responsible members of society because they never tried to be, who aren't stupid, and who would rather live off others' efforts. That's the story, plain and simple.

      Bottom line is, crime *does* pay. It doesn't pay a whole helluva lot, especially when you consider the stress and uncertainty involved in commiting it versus the rewards. But it does pay, and it's the easy way out in many cases (when you consider only the short term), and that's why people do it. It's not because they are disabled and incapable of going straight; it's because they have chosen to live differently, and after a while, those choices become normal and it becomes part of their identity.

    92. Re:Punishments go up, never down by KingJoshi · · Score: 1
      Understandable gut reaction, but it flies in the face of statistics and research. People in the trenches (social workers, psychologists etc.) will tell you that a recurrent theme in criminal offenders is the failure to consider the consequences of their actions.

      That is definitely part of the problem. But I doubt the US has such a higher percentange of people that are mentally challenged versus other nations that we have many more criminals than most. But regardless of the truth of the matter, your statistics supporting your truth is heavily biased that it doesn't disprove the argument that deterrence is important.

      First, most statistics would be on criminals that are caught, not the many that were capable of getting away (probably the smarter ones). Also, many statistics tend to be on repeat offenders, obviously people that have a harder time learning. Deterrence AND improving capabilities of mentally challenged people are important.

      Also remember that in Kholberg's theory on morality, reward and punishment is one of the early stages of morality and what helps people determine their actions. Making people think they'll be punished would have an affect on those that aren't at higher levels of moral systems.

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    93. Re:Punishments go up, never down by sexecutioner · · Score: 1

      Good points, "especially when you consider the stress and uncertainty involved in commiting it versus the rewards" That stood out for two reasons: 1) I could imagine that some criminals don't feel that stress or uncertainty, they just do it and don't give a stuff. I've heard many a dickhead say "those fuckin cops can come for me and I'll be fuckin ready for em". 2) Good criminals plan the "perfect" crime so they don't feel stressed or uncertain. I'd guess that the second type doesn't end up in jail as often.

    94. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feelings of Security. Thats one of those nice new age concepts or one that really only relates to the upper classes of most societies through history.

      For the other people ( read middle class and lower ) you either trusted your neighbours or made allowances for the occasional unlawful event.
      Only recently have lower class people in many countries honestly had the ability to posess much of value that was worth stealing. The belief that you are always totally secure and that if you are not is a tragedy, is because of idealised entertainment and sensational news reporting.

      Now the above is generally the case for property crime. For personal crimes of violence for no better reason than violence's sake, that is where the classic 'corrected through public action' method has occurred. Mad dogs are put down and until recently the same occurred with mad people and not necessarily in 'legal' manners. Not all lynchings were racially motivated and not all 'accidental' deaths/beatings in lawful custody were fully investigated. In fact similar still occurs especially with Sex offenders etc. Tell the general prison population that John Doe is in for 3 cases of violent Kiddy/Granny rape/murder and is suspected of others and His chance of surviving 5 years is very low. Making the punishment legal by applying considerably more severe punishments, just shifts the required social corrections of the mad dogs from others to the legal system.

      And before anyone says I've never been robbed/mugged/had someone try to kill me, I have. I have been stabbed, been beaten once, had my car broken into and had someone steal a computer. The bloke who stabbed me was beaten to a pulp by 5 'Coffin Cheaters' about 1 minute after it happened, the guy who beat me up was worked over by club security. My car and comp were covered by insurance and it's not like they actually cost that much in the first place.

      What has it done to my feelings of security not much. I still operate my house and life pretty well open door, If the area I lived in degenerated to the point where I did not feel that way then I would move. I look out for my neighbours and would be there to help them if I could if something happened. If I go out at night It will almost always be with friends or I plan my actions, people who don't become known as unwitting victims of crime. Simply knowing the street scape, location of exits, avoiding dark places and known undesireable areas is simply sensible.

      As to late night door knockers they always have been treated with suspicion and honestly should. Psychologically people who think/know they are doing something wrong tend to act under cover and the ultimate form of cover is night. The best way to protect yourself at the front door is to have it strongly illuminated, visible to the outside world and not surrounded by psychologically reinforcing terrain like shrubs and wall cavities. Having the door elevated is also a major deterrent. All these are simple to achieve and actually appear welcoming to non malicious guests as well. Anyone who comes to the back door at night had better have a key or expect serious trouble from Arthur (the noisy terrier) and Beelzebub (the almost silent Charcoal/Black Irish Wolfhound).

    95. Re:Punishments go up, never down by snarkh · · Score: 1


      Sure, it happens, but the general tendency in the US is for harsher penalties.

    96. Re:Punishments go up, never down by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Prolonging HIV patients' lives by years, even decades doesn't count because it's not a cure.

      A cure wouldn't suit the income stream of Big Pharma, who would rather bleed national governments everywhere for years on end. Quality of life on the required cocktail of drugs has always been pretty dicey.

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    97. Re:Punishments go up, never down by flyneye · · Score: 1

      I was actually thinking of supporting their own incarceration.Nowadays in this state each inmate costs $60,000 a year to hold.They pick up highway trash,but big deal.If you can replace 10 monkeys watching one work with 10 monkeys working with one watching with a shotgun,how much will the state/county save in time and money on road repair? Appearantly in the south,it has been successful in the past(before nancy human rights lawyers whined)Prisons bid on public construction contracts and make money to run themselves while actually getting the roads fixed,thus replacing overpaid,underworked labor.Taxpayers save both ways.

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    98. Re:Punishments go up, never down by uradu · · Score: 1

      > The other 90% are just selfish assholes [...] who aren't stupid

      Being emotionally stunted or incapable to see consequences has nothing to do with being stupid. I'm not implying that such people are stupid in an intellectual way.

      Incidentally, being a "selfish asshole" and being unaware of consequences are more closely related than you would think. They've had some excellent programs for juvenile delinquents that forced offenders to work with the victims of violence that have led to life-changing experiences for the offenders. These would be typical of the types of people that you consider part of the 90% of selfish assholes.

    99. Re:Punishments go up, never down by uradu · · Score: 1

      > That's the story, plain and simple.

      Real life is rarely plain and never simple. It is very convenient to categorize people, but the human character is a continuum, with most people having more than a fair share of all ends of the spectrum. Sometimes I scare myself with just how much ungliness and malevolence I discover in myself.

    100. Re:Punishments go up, never down by uradu · · Score: 1

      > But I doubt the US has such a higher percentange
      > of people that are mentally challenged versus other
      > nations that we have many more criminals than most.

      First, I want to make clear that failure to foresee consequences is an emotional issue, not an intellectual one.

      Secondly, part of why the US seems to have so much more crime certainly must have to do with the many more things that are punishable by incarceration, and the much more severe and lengthy sentences. Personally I think it is absurd to physically lock up a white collar criminal, which to me seems quite analogous to the old debtor's prisons (unfortunately the Europeans are not all that much more enlightened in that respect). OTOH, while I haven't looked at the figures, I would be surprised if the numbers of non-violent crimes in Europe were all that much lower in Europe. I think the big difference is in violent and armed crime.

    101. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Merovign · · Score: 1

      No, it's not just you. But there's more than one cause. You mentioned one; each new generation of politicians (not just the "right", they swap places on issues all the time) has to appear more "tough on crime" than their predecessors to get elected (in some elections).

      Add to that that the "News Cycle" demands new threats to hype, which then become election issues.

      Then add what Margaret Thatcher called "the Ratchet Effect" of legislation. "Liberal" governments propose stupid laws and punishments, and are allowed to pass them because no one believes they will be enforced. Then a "Conservative" government is elected and enforces all the bad laws to the gills. Wash, rinse, and repeat.

      To anyone older than 20, it's pretty obvious what the result is. 40 years ago the penalty for a fistfight at a bar was almost always a short cooling off period, in a cell if it was a bad fight, and then charges (if any) are dropped.

      Today? Expect a violent misdemeanor or felony for all parties, regardless of fault, and with that the near certainty of conviction (prosecutors have become VERY good at their jobs), crippled employment potential, and basically a life on the bottom of the ladder.

      Now, if you believe what I'm saying here, you might just look it up. And find out that it's true. And then you might just get a little paranoid about how you interact with others. Feel threatened. And vote for politicians who promise to protect you since protecting yourself will land you in jail.

      Wash, rinse, repeat.

    102. Re:Punishments go up, never down by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      Of course we're going to let unauthorized personnel mess with the insides of their own possessions. Not allowing them to fights the wrong fight.

      Most viruses and worms are spread by E-mail, anonymously. Add virusscanning to the core-functions of all mail-software and you've got a workable solution there. Remove the ability to send anonymously, and you've taken a bite out of spam, too.

      Virii are also a technical problem, not just a social one. You're now arguing the equivalent of "people should get sex-licenses, instead of spending money working on cures for VDs." And that's just wrong.

    103. Re:Punishments go up, never down by DarkProphet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Re:Punishments go up, never down (Score:5, Interesting) by CoolToddHunter (605159) on Thursday May 27, @11:24AM (#9267752) I'd say a better solution is to start telling people the having their shiny electronic gizmos (very) occasionally stolen is not the biggest concern facing mankind. By all means we should pursue and punish those involved, but at some point the marginal cost of lowering the crime rate outweighs the cost incurred by the crimes. You (apparently) have never been robbed. It's not the "shiny electronic gizmos" that go missing, it's the feeling of security. I don't care about that stuff, but it bothers me that I feel uncomfortable when someone I don't know rings my doorbell at night now.
      Maybe its a callous point of view, but I'd say that the only thing you really lost was a FALSE sense of security. Ignorance is bliss, and all that. And if you feel uncomfortable when someone rings your doorbell, do the sensible thing (what you should have done in the first place to avoid being robbed) and excercise your 2nd amendment rights, assuming you're a fellow American. Defend yourself. Who else do you trust to defend you anyway? A baseball bat is usually all the crime deterrant you need ;-)

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    104. Re:Punishments go up, never down by greggman · · Score: 1

      Will you be making these same arguments when Virus writers are making real biological viruses that kill millions of people instead of computer viruses that lose millions of dollars?

      Script kiddies, hackers and crackers being able to make biological viruses is not that far off.

      I'm sure all those people that die because of it will be happy to know that you believe we are better off if we let people make viruses and expect each person to patch their own bodies or that because the people that have natural immunity survive we are somehow making humans better by letting the virus writers do as they please.

    105. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Will you be making these same arguments when Virus writers are making real biological viruses that kill millions of people instead of computer viruses that lose millions of dollars?

      Seeing as the targets of those viruses are not completely artificial, no. Computer software CAN be made immune to worms. Human beings CANNOT.

      I know that making software immune to all potential exploits is theoretically impossible, as it would depend on too much perfection from imperfect humans. But for any particular worm/virus/exploit, software can be changed to resist it completely.

      In the computer world there is no equivalent to a killer like HIV surviving in the wild for years or decades, because any worm/virus which was that much of a threat would be explicitly coded against in the next release of all host platforms.

      In a year or two, all vulnerable software on the internet can be replaced or patched. We can't patch humans against viral vulnerabilites, so the computer-virus:biological-virus analogy goes nowhere.

      Script kiddies, hackers and crackers being able to make biological viruses is not that far off.

      Wrong. Although it might someday become easy to build a new genetically-engineered virus, kiddies/hackers/crackers will be no more capable or predisposed to it that than anyone else.

      The most likely author of an artificial virus would be a professional bio-engineer with sympathies to a terrorist ideology.

      The subject of how to prevent this is an interesting one, but divergent from the prevention of computer worms. In the end, we will probably wind up heavily restricting the distribution of bio-engineering equipment, and carefully investigating+controlling anyone authorized to use it. This will slow down the rate of biotechnology progress, but I think the public will find safety worth that cost.

      It's not plausible to restrict access to computer-programming tools to a similar extent. We'll never be able to stop Islamic Fundamentalists zealots from installing MS VB on laptops in their hidden mountain fortress.

    106. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      The poster is arguing from the faulty logic that runs counter to both OSS and the facts of the Internet's history.

      I can hardly find any logic behind your post, faulty or not. (Are you arguing from the Pollyanna theory, or what?)

      That's a whole lot of text you gave; all of it wrong or irrelevant. I won't bother to quote each line and say which is which- I'll just point out the most blatantly bad parts.

      The early internet was open and standards compliant.

      Yes, and it was completely vulnerable. FTP and telnet passwords floating around in the clear. Then, when pranksters like RTM released worms which abused those vulnerabilities, people started to care about security. And what was my point again?

      Nothing was private.

      That sentence seems key to a lot of your later invocation of the word "privacy". But it's also the most irrelevant part of your post. Are you putting forth an alternative approach to computer security: remove the right to privacy from every human on earth? That's an interesting idea, and could work... but there obviously would be strong philosophical and practical objections. It turns out that quite a few people dislike the idea of global police states!

      With or without 'virus writers' and their ilk, the proactive people will continue to survive and excel. The reactive people would die by natural selection without the need for the 'virus writers.'

      This viewpoint contradicts facts on the ground. Are you claiming that Microsoft is already dead? Or do you instead claim that the Outlook fixes they made over the past 4 years were not in reaction to worms?

      Hackers are good, proactive explorers that usually help the system. Crakers are the people we would like to see put behind bars. They neigther help nor seek to improve software. Crackers want your software to be buggy and develop more holes over time.

      This irrelevant argument is about the definition of words. You are attempting to propagate definitions in conflict with original meaning- presumably because it makes you feel better, since you like to think of self-identified "hackers" in a positive light.

      Fact: The first "Computer Hacker" was an MIT student who climbed through a window to feed punchcards without permission. "Hacker" has always implied using something you weren't supposed to.
      Fact: The first "cracker" was a man who broke into wallsafes.
      Fact: Today, computer-related "crackers" are people who either penetrate passwords, or edit copy-protection out of software. They are a small subset of all hackers. Someone who runs a DDOS or releases a virus is not a cracker, because he has not gotten access to any otherwise "secured" data. Mafiaboy was not a cracker.

      You cannot plan and execute theft or damage in public (doesn't stop the stupid from trying, but hey.) You need a private place to ensure surprise.

      Hey, if you want to eliminate the possibility of anybody having a "private place", then more power to you. (I actually support the idea of a zero-privacy society in the abstract, but recognize it as absurd eutopianism)

    107. Re:Punishments go up, never down by stephenbooth · · Score: 1
      And if you feel uncomfortable when someone rings your doorbell, do the sensible thing (what you should have done in the first place to avoid being robbed) and excercise your 2nd amendment rights, assuming you're a fellow American. Defend yourself.

      Next stop Death Row for blowing away a troupe of Girl Guides who were going door to door selling cookies.

      There are people who have legitimate reasons for ringing your doorbell, a lot of people. Also, in my experience, people intending to rob you and beat you up rarely ring the doorbell. Criminals who ring your doorbell are usually involved in, so called, white collar crime such as fraud. White collar crime is, societally, as destructive (if not more so) as violent crime but is rarely if ever punished effectively.

      Stephen

      PS It might be a good idea to actually read the second ammendment (RTFC) before asserting rights under it.

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    108. Re:Punishments go up, never down by kevmit · · Score: 1
      "Sometimes I scare myself with just how much ungliness and malevolence I discover in myself."
      Well, as the old song says: "Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinkin'..."
      It's when you make A CHOICE to physically inflict that ugliness and malevolence upon another member of our society or...God help you...a member of my immediate social group, that either:

      A. The society itself, in accordance with the law, will negatively reinforce your antisocial behavior or...

      B. I'll be dumping your weighted body into the lake.
      Choice "A", while not as personally satisfying as choice "B", will have a better deterrent effect as long as the punishment is speedy, harsh, and public.

    109. Re:Punishments go up, never down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Giving people the right to deal "quick justice" on the streets? I vote for quick justice. 1. Victim has ID'ed the Perp. 2. No court costs. 3a. Crooks will move to new line of work due to increased risk 3b. Crooks who don't are removed expediously from society. 4. less spending on cops, who only ever seem to be around to give tickets and write reports after the crime has been commited and is long gone.

    110. Re:Punishments go up, never down by yakovlev · · Score: 1
      While I agree with most of your points, I have some comments.
      As for infringed copyrighted music, there are plenty of Slashdotters (geeks) who said "go after the downloaders" and are content to see them go under.
      This almost seemed to be the overriding sentiment until the RIAA started actually going after illegal downloaders. I haven't understood the seeming outrage of the reaction since then. Maybe it goes along with your arguments about the high penalties.
      As for copyright, us geeks are paranoid. I doubt many people here would have problems with a copyright flag for TV or radio broadcasts (other then correctly assuming that (1) they will require new purchases of hardware and (2) they will be cracked rather quickly).
      I disagree with this one. I most assurredly do NOT like a copyright flag for TV and radio broadcasts. I LIKE my VCR. I LIKE being able to dub clips from shows I tape off the TV for use in class projects, etc, or for storage to view later. I fear that the addition of a broadcast flag will interfere with my ability to do this.

      What I wouldn't object to is a watermark that simply allowed identification of my VCR as the creator of any given recording, preferrably based on a flag that identified whether the source was copyrighted or not. This would allow tracking down and/or conviction of criminals after-the-fact, but wouldn't infringe on my ability to do make fair-use recordings. I'm a little less clear in the case of a camcorder, hence the source material caveat above.

  2. Let the heads roll by treehouse · · Score: 5, Funny
    And spammers, and people who put spyware in the programs you buy, and companies which design operating systems so they won't run a competitor's apps, and company lawyers who keep you so busy fighting their lawsuits that you eventually just give in.

    "They never would be missed, They never would be missed."

    1. Re:Let the heads roll by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      And peope who drive too slowly in the fast lane.

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    2. Re:Let the heads roll by Coneasfast · · Score: 4, Insightful

      personally i think all these worms may be worthwhile in the long run, i mean they DO make people and microsoft aware of the vulnerabilities of windows and its security problems.

      instead of saying "we need to execute worm writers" maybe they should say "we need to secure windows"

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    3. Re:Let the heads roll by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Nose pickers and mouth breathers. It'll save me the trouble of a divorce.

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    4. Re:Let the heads roll by sentientbeing · · Score: 1

      I know youre joking but theres a trend now in the UK for stats analysts and newsreaders to crank out comments no less ridiclous than that.

      'congestion on our roads costs so many billions in lost productivity'
      '3 squillion work days are lost due to people taking sickies'
      blah blah blah

      a classic comment I heard reported was how many millions of monday mornings were lost to the economy due to people going out on a sunday night, getting smashed and taking the day off.
      Its only bean counters who are arsed. I mean who really gives a shit?
      Virus writers are just part of the social fabric unfortunately, the same as a lot of things. If we made pariahs and convicts out of every minor inconvenient pain in the arse who walks the planet thered be nobody left outside to complain.

      wed be no better off.

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    5. Re:Let the heads roll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And peope who drive too slowly in the fast lane.

      And peope who have typos in a ten word slashdot posting!

    6. Re:Let the heads roll by AgentPhunk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      and people who still insist on making lame "imagine a beowolf cluster" and "I, for one, welcome our new overlords."

    7. Re:Let the heads roll by mwood · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, in SOVIET RUSSIA, your list thinks *I* am incomplete.

    8. Re:Let the heads roll by Skevin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Speaking of rolling heads for crimes you don't otherwise consider worthy of capital punishment... In China, banks are run by the government, not private individuals, thus considered a public service. If you are in upper management, and you get caught embezzling funds, you *will* be executed (for the good of the People, of course). It's a great way to eliminate ambitious subordinates, literally.
      Also, during my time as a Parsons engineer in Saudi Arabia, Americans were often encouraged to view public executions (and beheading was within the order of the day). Some of those were for things we would consider corporate misdemeanors.
      Outside of my personal experience, I can think of plenty of countries where writing viruses will make you subject to the death penalty.

      Solomon Chang

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    9. Re:Let the heads roll by megarich · · Score: 1

      And those who drives like a prick going 85 mph in rush hour traffic just to get to their destination 1 minute faster....

    10. Re:Let the heads roll by Fearless+Freep · · Score: 1

      Sorta like saying that all those burglers make us realize that we need to lock our doors. If the burglers weren't there...we wouldn't need the locks anyways.

    11. Re:Let the heads roll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But then I would be the only person left alive in Milwaukee...

      Let's do it.

    12. Re:Let the heads roll by Coneasfast · · Score: 1

      Sorta like saying that all those burglers make us realize that we need to lock our doors. If the burglers weren't there...we wouldn't need the locks anyways.

      but you have to think realistically. it is quite difficult to hold back ALL burglars. if we assumed there were none and didn't lock our doors, i'm sure you agree that would be quite risky.

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    13. Re:Let the heads roll by aquabat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ironic, isn't it, that the viruses these people write must be executable, while the writers are not...

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    14. Re:Let the heads roll by Abm0raz · · Score: 1

      And peop(l)e who drive too slowly in the fast lane.

      What about the people who use public urinals and piss on the seats?

      What about the ones who walk around in the summertime going, "How about this heat?"

      What about the ones who park in handicap spaces while the handicapped people make their handicapped faces?

      And what about those that like football and porno and books about war?

      What about the ones with wives, kids, jobs and a car? The ones with their feet on their table and are smoking a cuban cigar?

      If you're going to suggest killing all assholes, than at least mnake it all encompassing.

      -Ab

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    15. Re:Let the heads roll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OR "we should execute ms programmers"

    16. Re:Let the heads roll by ehiris · · Score: 1

      And people that go 20 over the speed limit and feel like they own the road and don't want to get inconvenienced with changing lanes. Is that person familiar to you?

    17. Re:Let the heads roll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What about the people who use public urinals and piss on the seats?
      Urinals don't have seats, those are called toilets and are not used for pissing if a urinal is available.
    18. Re:Let the heads roll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And people who do not speak proper English and post on Slashdot.

    19. Re:Let the heads roll by rco3 · · Score: 1

      Fast lane is really a misnomer. Better term would be "passing lane." See, here's the deal: You pass on the left. Some shmuck sits at the exact limit, or 5 mph under, in the left-most lane - he's the asshole. Period. You should, as a matter of driving habit, always attempt to stay as far right as possible, and move left only as far as necessary to pass the person ahead of you and only for as long as needed.

      People who camp in the left lane, forcing others to pass on the right (as you seemed to imply was OK) are MORE dangerous than people who drive 5 MPH over the limit.

      Now, before you even start with the "waah! safety! speed=death! Waah!" shtick, let me point out that (as an example) the U.S. Eisenhower Interstate Highway System was designed for safe 75 MPH travel in the '50s. IOW, for safe 75 MPH travel by 1950's-era American automobiles. The speed limits have been reduced for three main reasons: a perceived potential for improvement in overall fuel economy, economic windfalls (more income from speeding citations), and the general inability of the average American driver to operate a motor vehicle at 75 MPH. That last one is a doozy, huh? It's not because Americans have slower reflexes, or can't read anything on green signs, or drive cars unsafe at that speed, or are incapable of seeing cars around them - it's because the American system of educating drivers is insufficient and flawed. A classic example of the failure to properly educate drivers can be seen in people who think that if they're happy in the left lane, others should be content to pass them on the right.

      Sound familiar?

      Passing on the right isn't an inconvenience - it's a dangerous practice. People who camp in the left lane and refuse to yield (or worse, don't notice the line of angry drivers behind them) are a menace.

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    20. Re:Let the heads roll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OR "we should execute slashdot trolls"

    21. Re:Let the heads roll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "we need to execute worm writers" maybe they should say "we need to secure windows"

      no,no,no,no,no....that will never work... ...then when we are done executing the worm writers we should take their sisters and...

    22. Re:Let the heads roll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Toss Mexicans, cheap hookers and blond negros in there too.

    23. Re:Let the heads roll by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      People who camp in the left lane, forcing others to pass on the right (as you seemed to imply was OK) are MORE dangerous

      Yes they are, but they also have the law on their side. If the posted sign has "65", then it's tough to argue someone driving 69 should clear out of the left lane- because anyone trying to pass him is by definition in the wrong.

      This is just one more trivial example of how legality doesn't imply justice.

    24. Re:Let the heads roll by rco3 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but if the other posted sign says, clearly, in the driver's native language, "Slower Traffic Keep Right" - then I think it's pretty easy to argue that the guy going 69 SHOULD get over. It's possible to obey both the speed limit sign and the keep right sign, but not by camping in the left.

      Moreover, there's nothing in the law that says that drivers should endeavor to enforce other drivers' compliance with the law. Two wrongs don't make a right. And safety is a greater issue than obeying the speed limit. Frankly, the guy doing 69 should have gotten back into the right (or middle) lane as soon as convenient anyway.

      Frankly, the part about driving at or below the speed limit and the part about not camping in the left lane are orthogonal, and your suggestion that the camper has the law on his/her side is invalid. Speed laws say nothing about lanes.

      My mother used to use that argument. Then she moved to New Jersey. Haven't heard that crap from her since.

      Keep in mind here that I'm not advocating that anyone exceed the posted limits - I'm advocating thorough and safety-oriented education of drivers. One aspect of this education should include teaching drivers NOT to camp in or block the left-most lane, regardless of speed. It's a matter of situational awareness and of courtesy. Mostly, I'm talking about this because great-grandparent poster implied that people who WERE exceeding the speed limit should pass on the right. This is bad.

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    25. Re:Let the heads roll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So these malicious people show that windows is not resistant against malicious people... and therefor we should be grateful to them. That makes sense.

    26. Re:Let the heads roll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moreover, there's nothing in the law that says that drivers should endeavor to enforce other drivers' compliance with the law

      Except in New Jersey, where anyone can issue a traffic citation to the violator. Maybe that's why your mother is happy?

      The "fast lane" can't be the utopia you want, anyway. Often, the right lanes are packed with slow moving vehicles, and the driver wanting to travel 5 or 10 miles faster can not switch into the right lane between cars, if only because they'll never get into the left lane again because of gas pedal obsessed drivers. Perhaps most highways are just too narrow?

    27. Re:Let the heads roll by rco3 · · Score: 1

      Except in New Jersey, where anyone can issue a traffic citation to the violator. Maybe that's why your mother is happy?

      Having ridden in the car with her since the move, I can tell you that is NOT the reason. :-)

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  3. Along the same lines... by EulerX07 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Wouldn't nuking Redmond be a better investment then killing worm writers?

    1. Re:Along the same lines... by Penguinshit · · Score: 4, Funny


      "And then we nuke it from orbit; it's the only way to be sure..."

    2. Re:Along the same lines... by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh yeah, nuking the producers of the most-used OS on the planet would be brilliant.

      This sort of joke isn't funny, its just demonstrative of an unhealthy vitrol towards Microsoft. Linux is great, no one is saying otherwise, but it has serious lackings. It lacks ease of use, unification, game support, hardware support, etc. Quit bitching [everyone] about Microsoft, and help develop a viable Linux solution to the home user desktop.

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    3. Re:Along the same lines... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From orbit -- it's the only way to make sure.

    4. Re:Along the same lines... by rctay · · Score: 0

      Reference to movie, "Aliens" Who could forget Sigourny Weaver getting all bad-assed on the beast. My hands tremble from just thinking about it.

    5. Re:Along the same lines... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone already did.

    6. Re:Along the same lines... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are missing an important point about the Apple OS. It sucks.

    7. Re:Along the same lines... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No microsoft means less dickheads with computers.
      Good.

    8. Re:Along the same lines... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      First of all, nuking Microsoft would help, if only all copies of Windows were destroyed in the process. Unfortunately, people are so willing to cling to something so obviously inferior that they would stick with Windows long after all copies of its source (and therefore all future development) was gone.

      Second, when was the last time you used Linux? How far did you get? My mother can and does use Linux -- and she's a financial planner and an idiot at computers. My grandmothers haven't tried, but I'll bet money that they can. Unification is not always a good thing -- competition is good -- and there's enough of it to get by.

      Game support? I can play ut2004, quake3, half-life + mods via steam, starcraft, tribes2, stepmania (a ddr clone), just to name a few. For more than I can name, check out winex ($5 a month), tons of native games, need I go on? In fact, I think I'll keep a copy of this rant somewhere to reply to anyone else who thinks that Linux can't play games. It's about as retarted as thinking that Linux has no GUI (and I know people who used to think that!)

      Hardware support? Every piece of hardware that I have ever tried has worked, out of the box, including some things that never worked on Windows. No driver installation, often no configuration, if it's usb I just plug it and it works. Third worst hardware issue ever: had to go look online for a step by step guide that involved editing a config file. Second worst hardware issue ever: certain hardware which is not generic and requires specific Windows-only, proprietary software did not work -- namely, SharpSync (laptop-to-pc sync via usb 2.0, I do just fine over ethernet, thank you) and the X-Port (to back up PS2 games via usb -- you can back those up over a network with PS2 Linux). Worst hardware issue error wasn't Linux's fault -- dying hard drive.

      In all issues but the last one, the rest of the system worked just fine. Rarely has a driver-related issue ever crashed anything other than the driver in question -- and you can reload those without rebooting. And when that has happened, it's been with Nvidia's proprietary drivers, which are direct ports from Windows (and thus would probably happen in Windows anyway).

      Etc? What else is there? After reading this, if you still don't want to go test Linux for yourself (or at least do more research before you whine about it), I think it's obvious that there are people in the world who will never even try Linux, not even if everyone they know says it's better than Windows in every way imaginable. Maybe a virus should be written for those people?

      I realize that there are circumstances where you need a copy of Windows (my laptop techsupport insisted that I install Windows to verify that a "CRC error" from my hard disk is not a Linux problem), but most of these could be phased out. My dad, for instance, only boots into Windows to use Quicken -- and that's because he doesn't want to learn GnuCash, and it's likely that it's missing a few features that he needs.

      But to say that Linux is not a viable solution for the home user desktop for the reasons you mentioned is -- well, provably wrong.

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  4. Actually... in a few years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When someone develops a virus tuned to someone's DNA to kill them, then the virus writer is a murderer.

  5. Right idea, wrong target by djh101010 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First, let's execute some spammers, _then_ we can move on to the virus & spyware folks. Viruses and worms only are a problem for one segment of the online population, spam has to be dealt with by all of us.

    1. Re:Right idea, wrong target by moitz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Technically, murderers are only a problem for one segment of the population too...namely, the segment they're merrily killing off. Just because it's not you doesn't mean it's not a problem of concern.

      -moitz-

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    2. Re:Right idea, wrong target by augmenter · · Score: 1

      I agree to some extent but dont forget that spammers are just annoying little pests, while virus/spyware folks have a more malevolent purpose. It sure is annoying to get penis enlargement and online Phd ads, but at least you dont lose any data because of them.

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    3. Re:Right idea, wrong target by Kainaw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It sure is annoying to get penis enlargement and online Phd ads, but at least you dont lose any data because of them.

      The truth is that many people are losing data because of spam. They aren't losing data that is already on their computer, but data they want to get in incoming emails. Many good emails are accidentally deleted by spam blockers as well as the human who is trying to quickly parse out the good from the bad. That is one of the rarely discussed spam problems.

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    4. Re:Right idea, wrong target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bandwidth and instability caused by virus and worms affect all of us, not just the the people who get infected by them.

    5. Re:Right idea, wrong target by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      First, let's execute some spammers, _then_ we can move on to the virus & spyware folks. Viruses and worms only are a problem for one segment of the online population, spam has to be dealt with by all of us.

      Good reasoning, but why not just write better code in general? Authenticate email, dont have easily exploitable code, and dont allow web browsers to install software.

      Nah...killing solves everything...who am I kidding...its working in Iraq *cough*

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    6. Re:Right idea, wrong target by oconnorcjo · · Score: 1
      Technically, murderers are only a problem for one segment of the population too...namely, the segment they're merrily killing off. Just because it's not you doesn't mean it's not a problem of concern.

      I don't think the previous poster was to abolishing capital punishment to murderer's. The previous poster I would suspect (with tongue in cheek) say "yeah kill the murderers too".

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    7. Re:Right idea, wrong target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you send out 2*10^9 spams, and take a second out of the life of each recipient to deal with it, then you've taken away as much as the remaining 60 years of life of a twenty-something murder victim.

    8. Re:Right idea, wrong target by moitz · · Score: 1
      I don't think the previous poster was to abolishing capital punishment to murderer's. The previous poster I would suspect (with tongue in cheek) say "yeah kill the murderers too".

      While I am for abolishing the death penalty, that didn't really come into play with this. I was more commenting on the whole "just because it doesn't affect you (i.e. virii) doesn't mean it's not a problem" aspect of things. It's the whole "not my problem" syndrome that people need to get over. Someday it will be your problem.

      -moitz-

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      Screw 'em...who cares what anyone thinks.
    9. Re:Right idea, wrong target by 00squirrel · · Score: 0

      Viruses and worms only are a problem for one segment of the online population

      This segment is the 99% of internet users, who use unpatched Windows boxes.

    10. Re:Right idea, wrong target by augmenter · · Score: 1
      Many good emails are accidentally deleted by spam blockers as well as the human who is trying to quickly parse out the good from the bad.

      True. But still, spammers do not themselves destroy data, nor is it their original purpose to do so. Spam is bad by itself, we don't really have to invent new reasons for us to hate it.

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    11. Re:Right idea, wrong target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      spammers are just annoying little pests

      I wish that was still true, but they are starting to destroy much of the value of e-mail. I'm fine, but I know how to deal with it (nerd). I have coworkers who are overloaded dealing with spam. We all have to have public e-mail addresses, so web crawlers are the start of our problems.

      I'm against the death penalty, but I'd like to see a few spammers public executed and then the death penalty ended for ever.

    12. Re:Right idea, wrong target by endoboy · · Score: 1

      if wasting somebody's time is going to be a capital offense, the clerks at the DMV better make sure their life insurance is paid up....

    13. Re:Right idea, wrong target by cyberformer · · Score: 1

      Many virus-writers are spammers. That's why most viruses don't bother corrupting data or wiping hard disks anymore. They'd rather hide themselves, creating a zombie army that can be used to send spam.

  6. *snerk* by Analise · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, there's a thought. Though some would say the punishment wouldn't really fit the crime. Unless a worm/virus/whanot caused someone's death because it screwed up the computer that ran air traffic control. Or, you know, something a bit less unlikely and somewhat more likely.

    Kind of scary the process by which people can take anything and reduce it to a number somehow. That's probably why I hated statistics class.

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    1. Re:*snerk* by Analise · · Score: 1

      Pardon my blonditude, but...huh?

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    2. Re:*snerk* by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, I'll say that the punishment most definitely fits the crime.

      And I won't even do the maths in dollars, because it seems to me like measuring someone's life in dollars is a horrible thought. I mean, I don't know. Putting equals between a life and how much can you profit from that poor bugger, is something I would expect to see from a Sith, but not from anyone else.

      I'll do the maths in hours. A murderer can be executed for, basically, shortening someone's life. I'm assuming (and I'm pulling the number out of my ass) that, on the average, a victim would have lived an average of 30 years after the murder. Some would have lived much more than that, some would have been hit by a car the next day, some in between. But let's say on the average it's 30 years.

      In hours that means 30 * 365.25 * 24 = 262,980 hours. That's it. We execute someone for stealing an average of 262,980 hours out of someone's life.

      Now think a virus writer or spammer which steals less amounts from everyone. Not just time reinstalling the OS and/or cleaning the virus. But also time wasted because the pipe was choked with a packet storm. Time spent installing and updating AV programs. Time spent on tech support. Etc.

      It seems to me like these retards must be clocking at _least_ tens of millions of hours total out of other people's lives. Yes, we're talking a total equivalent to murdering _several_ _dozens_ of people. By comparison they make Jack the Ripper look tame and harmless. Heck, by comparison some of the Nazi massacres in WW2 don't tally up that high.

      So why aren't we executing them yet? No, I'm dead serious.

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    3. Re:*snerk* by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      I think he means that, at the same crime, black people are far more likely to get sentenced to death than white people.

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    4. Re:*snerk* by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      a bit less unlikely and somewhat more likely

      Was that from the Department of Redundency Department?

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    5. Re:*snerk* by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why is it wrong to place a dollar value on your life. You do a smaller calc every day when you trade your time for dollars, money if just the reference we use to trade goods (and I'm sure you would agree that more life can be considered a good).
      I'm not sure I believe his (or the "experts") value of $50 billion in damages from virus/worms/spam, but it isn't an insignficant cost. There isn't a whole lot of debate any longer regarding the value of a statistical life being something between $5 and $10 million. His best point was that government is there to provide goods and services that are difficult to transact on the open market.
      The other good point was what is a viral writer's potential value to society. Look at Woz, started by hacking the phone system (blue boxing) created the mac certainly reform is a better solution in some cases. Also, this brings me to a bigger arguement the difference between script kiddies and the sharper people who write the tools that allow kiddies to function. I'm not sure that killing a script kiddie would really reduce viral output signficantly but reducing the tool availibility might dampen viral output considerably.
      In fair disclosure I am an economist, and got a not insignficant part of my training from Landsburg's books (wrote the micro books we used for intro and intermediate). He's one of the better econ writers and is great at making what would be a very dry topic (the studies he is indirectly refering to are filled with stats and differentials) interesting to non-economists.

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    6. Re:*snerk* by Satan's+Librarian · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Now think a virus writer or spammer which steals less amounts from everyone. Not just time reinstalling the OS and/or cleaning the virus. But also time wasted because the pipe was choked with a packet storm. Time spent installing and updating AV programs. Time spent on tech support. Etc.

      Uhm... lemme guess, you got PAID for that time, didn't you? And wait - you didn't secure those machines after the last time you got hit, did you? Hell, you openly advocate installing a less secure OS because it saves you time - deal with the results.

      I've had to deal with viruses in corporate situations before, it ain't pleasant, it did waste my time, but..... the comparison you're giving just doesn't work.

      And for christ's sake, leave the bloody Nazi references out. They're stupid.

    7. Re:*snerk* by Nasarius · · Score: 3, Insightful
      So why aren't we executing them yet? No, I'm dead serious.

      Because that's not how punishment for crimes are determined. Why do you think manslaughter is a lesser crime than premeditated murder? It's not a numbers thing; it's about intent and how "bad" the crime was. Someone who blocks off traffic for an hour isn't going to be executed, even though they inconvenienced a million people during rush hour.

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    8. Re:*snerk* by digitalsushi · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if it takes 262,980 hours worth of time distributed over 30,000 slashdotters trying to verify your math, and we find that it's off? Same thing?

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    9. Re:*snerk* by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. I should be given full rights & responsibilities to protect my time & anything else under my administration. I don't have the right to abuse, but I should have full rights.

    10. Re:*snerk* by NichG · · Score: 1

      If the expenditure of time to deal with that stuff becomes too much for me to think it's worth it, I can always unplug my computer from the net, or even go off and live in the wilderness for the rest of my life. If I get stabbed in the heart, I can't make a similar decision.

      In the one case, I still have a choice as to whether I'm going to lose time or not. In the other, I don't have any choice.

    11. Re:*snerk* by Storm · · Score: 1
      Well, there's a thought. Though some would say the punishment wouldn't really fit the crime.

      Thats part of the problem today. The punishment doesn't fit the crime. Computer crimes are not understood by governments worldwide. Consider the average homeowner. If a company or individual put listening devices in their home, tapped their phone line or trailed them or their kids, that company would face some pretty severe penalties. Everything from stalking to home invasion. And if they broke in and stole things or even just broke in, there are laws covering it from stalking to home invasion to illegal wiretaps.

      Now consider that same homeowner's pc, running winxx on their home pc. Companies like Gator (or whatever their name is this week), Alexia, and others are placing spyware on their computers that are tracking there activity, and even more, some use keyboard loggers, so if Joe Average goes to their bank's website, this spyware records it all and sends it to their parent organization. Does this get punished? Script kiddies are sending out these worms that break into computers not belonging to them, and with a very few exceptions they get away unscathed.

      The government doesn't make the parallel between the real world, but after a while, the complaints rise onto the legislators' radars and they implement some draconian measure to appease the complainers.

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    12. Re:*snerk* by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      What if the next episode of Enterprise is just a total piece of crap, an hour wasted for each of the 20 million geeks watching it? Hell, that's happened a few times already, more or less depending on who you ask. Say they've produced 10 real stinkers, x20 million viewers, x1 hour. That's 200 million hours wasted. Do the show's writers deserve to die?

      And this famous usenet tradition relates to your last sentence.

    13. Re:*snerk* by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      What if the next episode of Enterprise is just a total piece of crap, an hour wasted for each of the 20 million geeks watching it? Hell, that's happened a few times already, more or less depending on who you ask. Say they've produced 10 real stinkers, x20 million viewers, x1 hour. That's 200 million hours wasted. Do the show's writers deserve to die?

      And this famous usenet tradition relates to your last sentence.

    14. Re:*snerk* by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Go back to sleep. I'm a programmer, not an admin, so:

      1. no, I'm not paid to do that.

      2. no, it wasn't my responsibility to secure the network

      3. if you're really interested in the last time _I_ got hit by a virus, it was all the way back in 1995. That "less secure OS" isn't that insecure if you'll just install the updates, just like you'd do on a Linux or Solaris system too.

      So, yes, if you still want to debate my old posts, comparing the time I've wasted on Windows to the time I've wasted on Linux (the previous message was written in Mozilla on Linux), Windows wins by a very large margin. It required far less babysitting.

      However, regardless of who administered the network, and which system wins, even I tally up quite a number of hours wasted just because of the threat of viruses and hackers. I didn't get hit, but the act itself of securing it, means wasted hours. (Again: far less hours than I've wasted tracking dependencies and compiling libraries in Linux, but those I can't blame on viruses.)

      Having to listen to the less clued neighbour or relative who did get hit, means more wasted hours. Spending time telling them _again_ to install a scanner already and ffs start reading popup boxes before clicking OK, that's more time out of my life. Collateral damage, but damage nevertheless.

      Or at work try copying large numbers of small files to or from a file server, with that corporate edition of Norton Antivirus installed. Bearing in mind that your average corporate admin sets it to scan everything, including logs, source files, XML files, etc. I'll tell you the result: copying the exact same directory took almost an hour with NAV active, versus mere seconds with it deactivated.

      Plus time added to build times, time added to deploy times, etc.

      That too is collateral damage from those script kiddies.

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    15. Re:*snerk* by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

      In that case CmdrTaco and Hemos are dead men. Just think of all the hours that are wasted reading /.

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  7. A Better solution... by baudilus · · Score: 4, Funny

    They may not fear death. I'd suggest limiting them to 33.6 kbps internet connections. That's the real hell.

    1. Re:A Better solution... by Jondor · · Score: 1

      Just trough out a pile of 1200/75 viditext modems.. But then again, that's probably a crime against humanity..

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    2. Re:A Better solution... by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1

      And make them use Linux, since we all know Linux is immune to viruses and worms.

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    3. Re:A Better solution... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      33.6 kbps? You want to really make them suffer, force them to use 1 KB per hour.

    4. Re:A Better solution... by smatt-man · · Score: 1

      Make them be on the end of a 1-800 support line for computer illiterate people to call to get *their* virus removed.

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    5. Re:A Better solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be fair to them... make the punishment fit the crime. For spammers, the crime is simply described... they made millions of people waste time clicking delete on emails, filtering out which are valid. Don't cap their connection. Instead, give the spammers a special modem, with two big buttons on it and two LED's. have the modem randomly insert packets of noise between packets of data. Each time a packet comes in, it will light up the red LED if it is noise, and the green LED if it is data. The spammer clicks on either of the two buttons, ACCEPT or REJECT, depending on which LED lights up. They can access the internet as fast as they want, as long as they can visually filter which button to press. To be really fair to them, have the special modem log the number of packets they have filtered, and when it matches the number of spam they sent out, their punishment is over.

      Viruses and worms are a little more varied, so the solution would be a little more complicated. However, say a virus writer wrote a virus that trojaned machines. Design it so that their computer is trojaned at random intervals, devoting 99.99% of its CPU to SETI@Home or some worthy pursuit, as well as posting a keylog of their machine to an internet website. Then, provide another website for them to log onto (might take a while with their .01% of a processor) which provides instructions on the current sequence required to deactivate the current trojaning of their machine, requiring at least 5 steps, 3 reboots, and with a 50% probability that their machine is retrojaned before the process is completed. If it works, we'll be nice and there is 0 probability of retrojaning for the next 10 minutes. (except from the wild. They are forbidden to install any firewalls, antivirus software, etc. on their computers. True, this does create another system to spew out viruses, but given the number of Windows users in the world, the addition of a few more computers won't make a difference, especially given that their maching is spending almost all of its time slaving away on SETI.)Again, after they have had to go through this process a number of times equal to the number of machines their virus attacked, I say they have served their time, and let there computer free.

    6. Re:A Better solution... by hp46168 · · Score: 1

      33.6Kbps? That's what I use. A real punishment would be 300 BAUD. (Look it up on Wikipedia.)

    7. Re:A Better solution... by Bob+Zer+Fish · · Score: 1

      how's that a punishment?

    8. Re:A Better solution... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --You're being way too generous - 28.8 over tin cans and a string for those bath-turds.

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  8. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Killing people is wrong. No matter who does it.

    1. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If it is so simple then tell me why? Now do it without invoking any religous doctrine.

    2. Re:Simple by goldspider · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Rewarding murderers, rapists, and child molesters with a lifetime of food, shelter, and medical care at taxpayer expense is even more wrong.

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    3. Re:Simple by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      I'm not disagreeing or agreeing.

      I am, however, curious as to why you posted as AC; are you suggesting that this post is too much of a troll, and would get modded down? If thats the case, you must not have much moral conviction, if you're not willing to stake karma (a ficticious, online only 'commodity' with no significant value) on a simple assertion of a belief.

      As a moral rule, within a free-speech zone (i.e. the USA, most of Europe, the web) I have little respect for anonymous opinions. When you fear oppresion - like in China - it makes sense, but here [in the Free world], you're just demonstrating that you aren't willing to stake reputation on your own opinions. Sack up.

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    4. Re:Simple by Peden · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Have you ever been to prison? Rewarding rapists and child molesters with a lifetim og gangraping, everyday beating and general hell is what they get. That statement is just SO stupid, no matter how you look at it, prison will never be like a hotel. Freedom is the thing taken away, is that not what America is all about? Take that away and you have punishment, killing poeple is so low, and utterly stupid.

    5. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When you can be 100% sure that someone innocent is not hanged, then you have my blessing to kill those convicted of crimes.

      Unfortunatley, any human justice system is prone to failures of mis-memory (people claiming things that didn't happen and fully believing they did with all good intent), courruption (police and other officials planting evidence to make their conviction rates better), and level of access (those with a good deal of cash hardly ever go to prison, and are never never executed due to better representation).

      You make the system perfect, then I'll consider the death penalty.

    6. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      oh please, you are taking away someone's liberty and putting them in a small box; people in prison get very very inferior health care and eat crappy food -- sounds like you've never tried the prision system... our high scool allowd people to "vounenteer" to spend a night in prison as part of our civics class. Let me tell you, it sucked. Spending a life in a cage really really sucks.

      If you care so concerned about expense, did you know that 60-80% of prision population is for non-violent offenders? If you want to reduce government burden, fix this problem frist before you move on to the death penalty.

      Also, prusuing a death penalty case (to make sure that there is absolutely no error... right) costs approximately 2-5x the incarceration of keeping a prisoner in for life. So, it's not like death sentances are 'cheaper' they are actually far far more expensvive; or else you have to drop all of the safeguards (which don't work well anyway) that protect innocents from being executed.

    7. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Saying "Killing people is wrong." is wrong. Simple. No matter who does it.

    8. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, its simpler than you state, I just don't want to turn on cookies... it's a pain in the ass

    9. Re:Simple by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Executing rapists and child molestors is unjust, and injustice doesn't make you safe.

      If death is the punishment for rape and molestation, then after the crime is committed, why not kill the victim? Dead victims tell no tales, and there's a greater chance the criminal will escape.

      Man, you've got to use your head before you swagger in, grab your big belt buckle, and make a macho pronouncement that we should just kill 'em all. That sort of thinking impresses SOME people, but everyone else who paid attention in high school isn't impressed.

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    10. Re:Simple by marcop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, Christianty does not forbid capital punishment:

      From Romans 13:3-4 (NIV)

      (3) For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he will commend you. (4) For he is God's servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer.

    11. Re:Simple by apol · · Score: 1

      Besides justice and economics should never be mixed. It is a pitty some many in US think otherwise. And the worst thing is that model of caricatured justice is exported world-wide...

      The article proposes killing as a joke but the proposal of thinking justice in economic terms is serious.

    12. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Insightful:Why?

      The guy is about to kill my 7 year old son. I'm at a distance. I have a gun. I kill him to protect my son.

      My painfully and fatally ill father, in full mind of his actions, asks me to help him die.

      6 people in a balloon, too much weight. Its heading into the rough seas below. Casting one over will save the other 5.

      The man about to fly the plane into the twin towers lowers his guard for one moment only. If you kill him you may have time to steer the plane out of the way, if you are forced to struggle, you will not.

      And a dozen other thought scenarios. I'm not saying killing is right or wrong. I'm saying its far from simple.

    13. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only because I'm at work and forgot what my login is. Simple. I still don't remember what it is, so I have to post again as AC.

    14. Re:Simple by mAineAc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have you ever been to prison? I have been to jail a few times. Troubled youth, you know how it is. I never had anyproblems in jail. I am not saying that no one does, but from what I have seen for the most part they don't. Most people in jail just want to do their time and leave. And the more money you have the less likely you are going to a bad prison. You goto a minimum security prson where it is very easy. You watch cable all day get computer time and even can run your business sometimes. You watch to much tv. I am not saying bad things don't happen in jail, just depends on where you are and your situation.

    15. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also doesn't forbit 10^99+ years of torment without reprieve or opportunity for ammends.

    16. Re:Simple by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

      I have little respect for anonymous opinions. [...] you're just demonstrating that you aren't willing to stake reputation on your own opinions. Sack up.

      I don't think "The Only Druid, (email not shown publicly)" is much less anonymous than "Anonoymous Coward"...

      Personally I'm using my real first and last name, my real email address and my real webpage. :)

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    17. Re:Simple by neverkevin · · Score: 1

      The ironic part of it is that "Rewarding murders, rapists, and child molesters" is big business, which employs a lot of people (contractors to build the prisons and people to staff them) so it is probably a net benefit economically to the taxpayers that fund the prison operations.

    18. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Executing rapists and child molestors is unjust, and injustice doesn't make you safe.


      Sounds good, but I don't want the risk of them ever escaping and reoffending to even exist. I could care less about the economics; I care that the danger to society is permanently removed.
    19. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can sure go along way with that kind of thinking. Anything goes. Why? Why not?

      Why? This quickly descends into a long philosophical argument that has no end, no right and wrong. For me it is simple; I don't think that anyone has the right to kill another person. Religious doctrine or value system or whatever.

      I'm interested in your reasons of why it is ok to kill. Not, it's ok to kill for this or that reason, but the act itself. Is it ok to kill? If it is ok to kill someone for one reason, then it can be ok to kill for another reason. And another. And another. I like to keep it simple, and just say it is wrong to kill.

      Opinions vary.

    20. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      send them to Iraq dressed as a local with a gun!

      or

      well, they really should be fined a heft amount and serve some jail time. Virii cost _A LOT_ of money for everyone.

    21. Re:Simple by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Killing people is wrong. No matter who does it.

      And in a perfect society, this is true.

      However, we do not live in a perfect society, and quite frankly, I don't really want to support these loosers the rest of my life because they can't acted less like savages and more like civilized man.

      If it makes you feel any better, look at it this way: When a person commits a crime that they KNOW would get them the death penalty, they are killing themselves. At worse, what we are doing is assisting in a suicide.

      We have too many worthless human beings mooching off the system as it is ( in jail ), imagine how much we'd save if we suddenly didn't have to deal with all the 1st degree murders? Imagine how much good that money could do.

      Not perfect, but if I were given a choice on where to put my cash between a prison full of rejects, or education for the little ones...guess which one I'd choose.

      In a fucking heartbeat.

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    22. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the premise in Buffalo 66?

      I bet a lot of money on the Bills at the SuperBowl. The field goal kicker (Scott ?) misses the winning field goal in the closing seconds. I lose a lot of money.

      KILL KILL KILL.

    23. Re:Simple by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      I see that as an arguement for making prisons harsher, not for killing people because they couldn't afford a good lawyer.

      I remember reading, several years back, a report from somewhere in the US government that actually did a cost comparrison of executing someone vs keeping them in jail for 60 years (expected upper limit for 'life without parole'). Keeping them behind bars for 60 years worked out significantly cheaper (by a factor of 15-20 as I recall). Although certain states (I believe Texas is the best known) make a big thing about the cheapness of execution they ignore many of the costs. Sure the chemicals are cheap and there is s cost cap on the last meal. There are various factors such as death row guards tend to be paid significantly more than general population guards, there are more guards per prisoner then in general population and the security has to be a lot more strict. You are dealing with people who literally have nothing to lose, you're going to kill them in a horrible and painful way anyhow so waving a gun in their face is unlikely to get them to stop, infact they might prefer a clean death from a gun shot to a painful death in the chamber. Also there is the costs of the appeals that the victim is entitled to, and must be entitled to to reduce the chance of miscarriages of justice. I don't recall if compensation to the families of wrongfully executed people was included, but that must push the cost up a little.

      Stephen

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    24. Re:Simple by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      WTF? This is a moron's reply.

      When you present a counter argument, the procedure is to describe how the original argument is not valid. This is what you did wrong:

      1) My point is that injustice doesn't make you safe. You didn't describe a flaw in my logic, you brought up another issue. This is not argument, it's called undisciplined thinking. Don't they teach people how to argue in school any more? Debate team?

      2) The other issue you brought up makes the assumption that prison escapes are a threat to society. They are not. Prisoners are caught very quickly after escaping, and most never escape. If you really want to go somewhere with this argument, you have to quantify the danger of prison escapees somehow.

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    25. Re:Simple by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      You are correct in theory. However, in practice the death penalty is unfairly applied to minorities... and I'm a white guy who hates race bullshit. Do you have any idea how many people have been put to death and later been proved innocent? The number is disturbing.

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    26. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a silly argument. What real life activity requires perfection to proceed? You can't even define perfection in this case anyway.

      Anyway, it would be easier for those who cared to reform the flawed application of capital punishment if they didn't start out by rejecting the whole thing out-of-hand.

      The fact of the matter is there are quite a few crimes for which most people feel that the death penalty is the appropriate penalty. Rewarding henious criminals by a soft life in a comfortable prison does not fly with me.

      But then I am not christian :)

    27. Re:Simple by lintux · · Score: 1

      Hmm, two responses ... Will the real Anonymous Coward please stand up? :-)

    28. Re:Simple by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      How does your financial situation affect where you go to jail?

    29. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you would not kill to defend youself?

      I consider the death penalty to be an appropriate penalty for anyone who tries to kill me. It is called self-defense.

    30. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's any more than 2, it's unacceptable.

    31. Re:Simple by Kenja · · Score: 0, Troll

      Without capital punishment, we'd have no Easter.

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    32. Re:Simple by berzerke · · Score: 1

      ...it is probably a net benefit economically to the taxpayers that fund the prison operations...

      Prisons are economically a net loss. The people in those prisons contribute little to the enrichment of society, even if they do work. Now the prisons do create jobs, but if (in a magical world) we didn't need the prisons, then those jobs would be lost, but the money would remain to be spent elsewhere, thus creating different jobs (maybe even more).

      Now don't misread this. I'm not saying prisons should be torn down. While they are a net loss, letting the criminals run free would create an even bigger net loss. They do serve a useful function. But never forget, they may be a lesser of two evils, but they are still "evil".

    33. Re:Simple by Rhubarb+Crumble · · Score: 1
      The ironic part of it is that "Rewarding murders, rapists, and child molesters" is big business, which employs a lot of people (contractors to build the prisons and people to staff them) so it is probably a net benefit economically to the taxpayers that fund the prison operations.

      No. This is a totally bogus argument, even though it's trotted out very frequently (and for many other cases).

      Running a prison produces nothing of value to the economy. It is not productive activity. Although the people who are employed in it earn money, and then spend their money, and the money they spend gets reinvested etc., the same economic effect would be achieved by just giving them the money outright. If the money that was spent on prisons was spent on something useful (e.g. education), the economy and hence the taxpayer would benefit.

    34. Re:Simple by Rhubarb+Crumble · · Score: 1
      Running a prison produces nothing of value to the economy.

      To clarify that, reducing crime does of course aid the economy, and you could argue that the prison system reduces expenditure on police. My point is that the economic benefits of building a building and then paying people to guard it are minimal compared to, say, building hospitals and paying people to treat the sick, or whatever.

    35. Re:Simple by arekq · · Score: 1
      6 people in a balloon, too much weight. Its heading into the rough seas below. Casting one over will save the other 5.

      Umm... This one is even more complicated. Are you casting over yourself or other people? :)

    36. Re:Simple by chamenos · · Score: 1

      You've entirely missed the point of the grandparent post.

      If rapists and child molesters killed their victims due to the danger of getting caught and executed, then you'd have rapists and child molesters killing all their victims and escaping arrest, raping/molesting and killing more victims.

      You can't permanently remove them from society, if you can't catch them in the first place.

    37. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand most of your examples, but not the one about the people in the balloon. Who do you cast out? You will probably answer "Whoever volunteers", which is legitimate. But, the way it is worded, it sounds like you would throw somebody out against their will, which would be very wrong.

    38. Re:Simple by chamenos · · Score: 1

      "6 people in a balloon, too much weight. Its heading into the rough seas below. Casting one over will save the other 5."

      Just a suggestion: if you ever find yourself in a predicament like that, throw the fatest excuse for a human you have overboard. Fat people are a waste of food and space. Besides, they'd keep the sharks busy longer, and it makes more sense to dump the largest weight overboard.

      Damn I hate fat people.

      If we started running our cars on the fats liposucked out of fat asses we could stop our reliance on fossil fuels.

    39. Re:Simple by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      You say that like it's a bad thing!

      Stephen

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    40. Re:Simple by hopemafia · · Score: 1

      And without Easter we'd have less tooth decay.

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    41. Re:Simple by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      More money means better lawyers. If you get a good enough lawyer then you can get off entirely no matter what you're guilty of. If they can't get you off they can often argue mitigation to get you a shorter sentence in an easier prison.

      Stephen

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    42. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What real life activity requires perfection to proceed?

      The intentional killing of another person sounds like a good place to start.

    43. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Without capital punishment, we'd have no Easter

      What does capital punishment have to do with that bunny rabbit?

    44. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I'm using my real first and last name, my real email address and my real webpage. :)

      "Per Wigren (email not shown publicly)"

      No you're not. Your email address might be on your webpage, but it sure ain't here.

    45. Re:Simple by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 1

      Sounds good, except that given the politics surrounding capital punishment--a contentious climate that won't change anytime soon--death sentences end up being more expensive than life in prison, what with all the appeals, higher legal fees, fact-finding costs, press costs and so on that each capital case generates.

    46. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm not the AC above, but I often post AC and it has nothing to do with karma. Karma is cheap.

      I started posting AC after being stalked on Slashdot by someone who knew nothing about my field and insisted I was an idiot because he'd read an article on CNN.

      Now I never dissagree with anyone or make a bold statement unless it's an AC comment. Sad I know, but I've got better things to worry about than being stalked.

      A different person (I think) once even issued a death threat after I argued with him. There was a slight hint of a joke, so I didn't call the FBI, but it was close.

    47. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy is about to kill my 7 year old son. I'm at a distance. I have a gun. I kill him to protect my son.

      Did you tell him to let your son go or you'd shoot? If you have a gun trained on him and a clear shot, I'd be surprised if he wasn't open to negotiations. I doubt any jury would find you'd broken the law if you were protecting a child, but you'd have to live with the knowledge that you took a life which you might not have had to.

    48. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find that a little hypocritical. Nothing else in the universe, including humanity and life itself, is perfect; why do you expect perfection anywhere at all? Besides, DNA evidence delivers a perpetrator's identity with 100% confidence, all the cast iron proof you could want.

      You stop expecting people never to die, then I'll reconsider the death penalty.

    49. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, we do not live in a perfect society, and quite frankly, I don't really want to support these loosers the rest of my life because they can't acted less like savages and more like civilized man.

      Who says you're supporting them? Where I come from, prisoners have to work their balls off - they cost the taxpayer some money, but not as much as it could cost to settle the suits with their families after it was proven they'd been executed wrongfully.

      Of course, where I come from we abolished the barbaric death penalty fifty years ago and have never looked back, so maybe I'm not qualified to comment on matters in the Wild West^W^WUnited States...

    50. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds good, but I don't want the risk of them ever escaping and reoffending to even exist. I could care less about the economics; I care that the danger to society is permanently removed.

      And I don't want the risk of them not being caught in the first place because the victim wasn't alive to assist the police. I couldn't care less whether there's a slight risk that the danger to society hasn't been removed permanently, I care that it is removed at all.

      The death penalty solves fewer problems than its advocates like to think. Note that Europe, with no death penalty, has a lower crime rate - and fewer inmates - than the USA. Hmm...

    51. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful 5?
      Wow. Birds fly. Mod me up, too.

    52. Re:Simple by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Killing people is wrong. No matter who does it.

      Are you suggesting it's wrong to, say, kill someone in self defense or defense of another innocent party?

      Insightful, my ass.

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    53. Re:Simple by JGski · · Score: 1

      Must be a troll. You aren't serious, are you?

    54. Re:Simple by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Besides, DNA evidence delivers a perpetrator's identity with 100% confidence, all the cast iron proof you could want.

      Actually, DNA evidence has a 1.2% error rate according to a study release in early 2002. Even if it had 100% accuracy, the presence of a person's DNA isn't always ironclad proof that they were involved in the crime, depending on the situation.

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    55. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wrong. With the existence of internet archives like Google, pseudonyms can easily be traced to your real identity if you have used them frequently enough. A quick google search reveals his e-mail address to be slbohrer a mindspring d com. I don't feel too bad about posting it here, since he did just flame someone for being anonymous :-)

      Personally, being paranoid, I change pseudonyms on a regular basis. I don't trust myself to always say reasonable things, and don't want to get haunted 10 years from now by a quick, stupid post on slashdot.

    56. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd be better off to quote the Old Testament which proscribed the death penalty for a number of offenses, if you want to support that position.

      However, we also have the example set by Jesus, where he forgave the woman caught in adultery ("Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."). For those of you who do not remember, they were going to stone her, a penalty that is almost always fatal. And I say almost always fatal because Paul escaped being stoned once, being badly hurt and left for dead, but surviving none the less. I do not know of any others to survive, but it would not surprise me if others had been known to live, on occasion, even though those who stoned them intended to kill.

      So one might take from this example that we should let only "he who has no sin" (i.e. God) do the executing. The passage you quote, in context, tells early Christians that they ought to lie low and not be seditious, because many early Christians were persecuted because they were thought to be a seditious element of society, since they refused to worship Caesar on the basis of a new religion, no longer being considered exempt under the considerations given to Jews. Not that that mattered as much when there was the failed Jewish revolt against Rome, resulting in the destruction of the second Temple in 70 AD.

      You would, howver, be correct to say that there's no *direct* condemnation of capital punishment, and there's evidence that it was applied in the past, whereas the above is simply my reading of the Bible, though I do have arguements to back it up. And I will also note that the Catholic church has ruled that in at least some cases, capital punishment can be properly applied, though I understand that they're generally against its use, especially if that use is widespread. Someone else more familiar with Catholocism than I can feel free to quote the relevant church documents.

    57. Re:Simple by blackdragon7777 · · Score: 1

      This is a typical argument heard in places such as California. You do NOT do this. Trying to negotiate means that you have a much less chance of having your son live. I would much rather kill the murderer (or attempted murderer), have my son live, and even go to jail (not very likely) than have to live with the fact that my son died because I didn't shoot. There is one thing you need to learn about murderers like that and that is they do NOT respect life and the lives of others.

    58. Re:Simple by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Executing rapists and child molestors is unjust [...]

      Why ?

      If death is the punishment for rape and molestation, then after the crime is committed, why not kill the victim? Dead victims tell no tales, and there's a greater chance the criminal will escape.

      Is there any evidence to suggest rapists who didn't kill their victims would have if the penalty was more severe ?

    59. Re:Simple by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      I just didn't know the sentencing includes which prison you'll be in. Don't worry, my cynicism is intact.

    60. Re:Simple by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      It's unjust because the ultimate penalty applies to the ultimate crime. It should not apply to lesser crimes.

      Evidence: see the field of game theory. Have fun, see you back in 10 years or so.

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    61. Re:Simple by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      It's unjust because the ultimate penalty applies to the ultimate crime. It should not apply to lesser crimes.

      Why not ?

      Evidence: see the field of game theory. Have fun, see you back in 10 years or so.

      Sorry, you can't get away with it by waving your hands in the air. It's a social, philosophical, ethical and moral issue, not an aspect of intellectual wankery.

      Explain why murderers should be the only criminals who face the death penalty. Explain why violent and destructive pathologically anti-social criminals should *not* face the death penalty.

    62. Re:Simple by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Explain why murderers should be the only criminals who face the death penalty.

      Why? Because I say so, and it makes sense. You talk about intellectual wankery, but you're the person asking all the WHY questions about social, philosophical, ethical, and moral issues. Arguing about those things as if they had a basis is the definition of intellectual wankery.

      There's no other basis for morality, or justice. You know as well as I that it's hard to define what justice is, but it's easy to see what it's not.

      Explain why violent and destructive pathologically anti-social criminals should *not* face the death penalty.

      And here's where you switch the argument. It was very non-specific before, and now you've made it more specific, as if it's the same argument as before. But, it's not specific enough. Those 'violent criminals' of which you speak might just be kids who rob houses while carrying slingshots.

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    63. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't really want to support these loosers the rest of my life because they can't acted less like savages and more like civilized man.

      Oh, because you think you're more civilised? One can argue about the correctness our definition of "being civilised", but in any case, what we think sets us appart from animals is that we are self-aware and can make moral decisions. One of the larger accomplishments (in the view of many) of humanity was the recognition of every human's basic rights. Rights that cannot be voided or revoked. When society has to deal with a murderer, someone for which the majority of the population probably has nothing but comtempt - someone who by our moral estimation is uncivilised, it is then that we have the opportunity and obligation to set ourselves apart from that individual, if we are to categorize ourselves as a "civilised" population.

      We have too many worthless human beings mooching off the system as it is ( in jail ),

      They may be worthless in your opinion, but they still have rights. In fact, you may have heard of this thing called "human rights"...

      imagine how much we'd save if we suddenly didn't have to deal with all the 1st degree murders? Imagine how much good that money could do.

      You'd save even more money if you killed the elderly and the weak. Hey, while you're at it, kill all cigarette smokers, and drug addicts too. They're all pulling us down. And what is with these retarded children? Dude, imagine how much money could be saved there... You'll probably dismiss this quite quickly, but when you choose to violate one group of person's rights, where does it stop? It doesn't. Look at this thread: we're talking about executing virus writers (albeit hypothetically, not with an actual intent to pass such a law). Of course it seems absurd now, but in a few years and with the right political atmosphere in place, who knows?

      And the death penalty isn't about deterring criminals. It's been clearly shown that it doesn't. The death penalty is about revenge. These are people who have killed, raped, assaulted and who we don't want to have to deal with. What we forget is that society as a whole bears part of the burdon as well as the blame for these criminals. How could we let things get this far? How could people fall through all control mechanisms? In some cases, how could obviously physologically disturbed people go unnoticed for so long and finally, how could these people be allowed access to firearms? These are questions many people don't even want to hear, let alone confront. The fact is that the high levels of criminality in the US are rooted in deep social problems. Sure killing these people will keep them from killing or raping again, but so will a life sentence without parole. And the absurd thing is that as long as the US justice system stays the way it is, things won't change - however many sentences are handed down. In the end, you're just treating the symptoms of a disease, not the actual cause. Only once a truly rehabilitative system, stricter social control and much more restrictive gun control are put in place, will a difference in crime rates be noticeable.

    64. Re:Simple by mAineAc · · Score: 1

      do you honestly think Bill Gates would go to the county jail? Yes it does make a difference in the united states. Stars, rich people, politicians often go to what is called minimum security prisons. In these it is very lax and they can lead their lives pretty much normally but can't go down the street to a store.

  9. traffic jams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think along these lines each time I'm stuck in a traffic jam because of some bonehead. Makes me want to holler to the dipshit parked on a highway lane because they ran out of gas: "You just wasted the total sum of more people's time than 20 years of your life, asshole!"

  10. Death by sand paper by poutine514 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I say first we take their fingers and toes, and rub them down with sandpaper, taking a break every 5 minutes to dip the stumps in salt. How can you program viruses if you have no fingers, you fucking script kiddy.

    1. Re:Death by sand paper by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      "Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But how about this: I give you 'the finger', and you give me my phone call?"

    2. Re:Death by sand paper by TeamSPAM · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a nice punishment, but I thought the term "script kiddy" was the fact that couldn't really program in the first place. :)

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  11. As long as we're making modest proposals... by dark404 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    we should add spam to the list of capital crimes as far as wasting the world's time, resources, bandwidth, and money.

  12. worms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    worms will always be there whatever they try to do...

  13. Wow by elwell642 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Tounge-in-cheek or not, this article is comparing a person's life to a dollar figure. Now, I'm as much a fan of cleaning out virii as anyone else, but that's just messed up. How much is a human life worth?

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    1. Re:Wow by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 1

      How much is a human life worth?

      Well, I know that one of those and three-fifty will get you a Starbucks Latte.

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    2. Re:Wow by Exatron · · Score: 1

      About ten bucks a pound, probably less.

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    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put yourself up on Ebay and find out ^^

    4. Re:Wow by baudilus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It kinda depends on how much someone is willing to accept for the act of killing you. Crackheads will take $5, so I guess the answer to your question is: Five Dollars.

      Here's an interesting article about the value of a life.

    5. Re:Wow by Hayzeus · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Tounge-in-cheek or not, this article is comparing a person's life to a dollar figure. Now, I'm as much a fan of cleaning out virii as anyone else, but that's just messed up. How much is a human life worth?

      We perform this kind of calculus as a society all the time. When the national speed limit (in the US) was raised from 55mph, there was a predictable cost in human lives. In fact, the fact that we allow cars in the hands of private individuals at all has a steep cost in terms of human lives, and so we attempt to mitigate the cost to some extent with mandatory safetey features, license issuance, etc. The same can be said of alcohol and tobacco. The same kind of math goes on in wrongful death civil suits on a regular basis. Human life does indeed have some finite value, although that value seems to vary depending on the human or humans in question.

    6. Re:Wow by pclminion · · Score: 4, Informative
      Tounge-in-cheek or not, this article is comparing a person's life to a dollar figure. Now, I'm as much a fan of cleaning out virii as anyone else, but that's just messed up. How much is a human life worth?

      According to the U.S. government, anywhere between $1 million and $6.3 million.

      I seem to remember hearing that the U.S. military uses the value of $2 million per soldier. I can't verify that at the moment.

    7. Re:Wow by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Our legal system actually employs actuaries whose primary task is to compute the estimated earning potential and household work potential of a dead person based on what they had done at the time of their death and what statistics indicate what that person would have done in the future.

      It's a sick job, but somebody's got to do it in civil cases involving a wrongful death finding in order for there to be a dollar value assigned to the verdict.

    8. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It said the approximate value right in the article...

    9. Re:Wow by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

      "and three-fifty"

      It's supposed to be pronounced as 'tree-fitty' as in "and then the Loch Ness Monster said, 'I'm gonna need about tree-fitty'"

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    10. Re:Wow by Theatetus · · Score: 1

      As I RTFA'd, I saw that he had a fairly sensible way to determine how much a human life is worth: he used data on how much we are willing to spend to protect our own lives. So, we seem to consider our own lives worth $10 million (or whatever the figure was).

      --
      All's true that is mistrusted
    11. Re:Wow by the_skywise · · Score: 1

      "I gave the monster a dollar"

    12. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I'm concerned, mine is worth more than yours, and yours is probably worth more than his.

      I don't know what numbers to put on them, but I'm sure there are some. Think about it: every now and then there is a train crash which kills a number of people, due to inadequate safety equipment (ie not "perfectly safe") on the line. This equipment could have been upgraded if the money were available. Money could be made available to upgrade railways if we really thought it important, but it is spent on other things instead. Therefore it seems to be thought better to spend X lives than Y dollars. This suggests that, in this context, a life is worth no more than Y/X.

    13. Re:Wow by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      Its worth noting that the author, I believe, is making an allusion to 'A Modest Proposal' by Jonathan Swift (here: http://www.english.upenn.edu/~jlynch/Courses/95c/T exts/modest.html ). In it [a speech to Parliament], Swift proposes the consumption of extra infants of the poor, as a means of simultaneously solving the population and famine problems.

      I may be giving him too much credit, however.

      Alternately, he/she may be making a reference to the age-old Utilitarian argument that goes something like this:

      1-There are more lesser crimes [i.e. viral attacks, robberies] than greater crimes [i.e. murders, rapes].
      2-The people who commit lesser crimes believe them to be of lesser severity than greater crimes.
      3-The difficulty in disuading someone of a crime is proportional to the perceived severity of that crime.
      4-People make a utilitarian calculation when deciding to commit [or not commit] a crime, wherein they weight the costs [possible punishment] against the gains [i.e. fame, economic gain, etc.].
      5-Therefor, the easist way to disuade commiters of lesser crimes is to grossly increase the cost [i.e. punishment].

      --
      "Stumble before you crawl"
    14. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I think my life is worth more than anyone else's on the planet. But, that's just me.

    15. Re:Wow by elwell642 · · Score: 1

      Good points, though in most of those cases, it is not a matter of "execution". Choosing to drive 65 instead of 55 or taking up smoking will surely increase statistical deaths, but so does having children. (Without having children, how can they die?) In other words, everything a person does has some degree of risk involved.

      On the other hand, the death penality is not a "higher chance" of death. It's "die til yer dead".

      I'm not questioning whether society does this all the time - I'm questioning its moral implications.

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      <insert witty linux comment here>

    16. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In America 1.7 million $ if you are a Caucasian heterosexual male.

      900,000 if you are an African American heterosexual male.

      2.8 million $ if you are a blond blue eyed heterosexual Caucasian female.

      If you are a firefighter even less. If you cheat people out of money for a living multiply that number by 10-100. Reference World Trade Center charities for actual numbers.

      Thats the way the cookie crumbles. Blame the Insurance companies and movies/tv that promote this bullshit.

    17. Re:Wow by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would suggest that, using a utilitarian philosophy, a human life's worth is based on how much that person can contribute to society. Therefore, anyone who makes a positive contribution to society, whether they're janitors or farmers or engineers, is worth keeping around. However, spammers (along with serial killers, SCO executives, etc.) do only harm to society, and thus have a negative value. Removing them with a $0.10 bullet would greatly improve the lives of everyone else, and would be a large positive contribution to society (minus the $0.10 for the bullet).

      Basically, society is like a machine, and only works when people work together to keep in running smoothly. If someone is actively sabotaging it, society needs to remove that person in order to protect itself.

    18. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may seem kind of cold, but money can be worth a lot in the human life department.

      If you had a million dollars to spend on, say, AIDS drugs in Africa, how many lives could you extend by how long? If you can make 100 people live an average of 10 years longer each, for a total of 1000 years of life, isn't that as good as saving ten lives?

      The value of money changes a lot depending on what it is spent on. A million dollars spent on diamond jewelry is worthless, but a million dollars spent on health care for the disadvantaged, or maybe some beneficial public works project, can be worth a lot. It's not as simple as saying that money is worth nothing compared to human life. Sometimes money IS human life.

    19. Re:Wow by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      As he explains in the article, the value he uses is the average value extrapolated from the amount people are prepared to spend in order to reduce the risk of their death.

      You have to place some kind of finite monetary value on a human life, or spending on safety would tend to infinity. Safety reviews do this sort of thing all the time - IIRC, the value we used in our Safety lectures (Chemical Engineering degree) was rather less than $10 million.

    20. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Human life does indeed have some finite value, although that value seems to vary depending on the human or humans in question.

      Bullshit.

      It does not depend on the human in question, it depends on the moron that compute the price.

      How much is *your* life worth ? For you ? For me ? For your relatives ? For some guy that never saw you and never heard of you ?

      Human life have not some finite value.

    21. Re:Wow by saudadelinux · · Score: 1

      That largely depends on what you look like, and in which society you live.

      --
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    22. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much is a human life worth?

      $42. But I'll give ya one for $19.99 if you call in the next 5 minutes. And I'll throw in a set of brass balls for only $5 more!

    23. Re:Wow by pointbeing · · Score: 1
      ...Human life does indeed have some finite value, although that value seems to vary depending on the human or humans in question.

      I'd like to know the value of the following folks, please:

      George W. Bush

      Larry Ellison

      Darl McBride

      Inquiring minds want to know.

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      we see things not as as they are, but as we are.
      -- anais nin
    24. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard some insurance specialists generalize between one and three million, taking into account lost productivity and income, policy payouts, etc.

      Of course this is a VERY coarse number, but it does let you know that some actuary in a corner is putting a number on you.

    25. Re:Wow by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      > this article is comparing a person's life to a dollar figure

      The guy's basically arguing a utilitarian position, but he doesn't take the argument to its logical, and even more controversial, conclusion.

      Here's what he glosses over with his $10 million figure: In the U.S., violent crime mostly targets low-income victims. Corporate crime mostly targets the bottom line of high-income victims. In terms of dollars and cents, those low-income lives we are supposed to be saving as a result of deterrence are almost certainly worth less than the high-income folks, who can do more with their accumulated wealth.

      This is in the style of _A Modest Proposal_, except that this guy doesn't seem comfortable with his own conclusions. Otherwise, he would have just come out and said oh by the way, the people who are typically murdered are not worth as much to the economy as the guys who are not getting shot, but simply losing wealth, so let's forget about deterring the murders of poor people, since it doesn't hurt the economy, and let's focus on the things that do.

      Never mind that virus damage figures are almost always over-estimated anyway, and are increasingly due to incompetence of the victims rather than the innovation of virus writers.

    26. Re:Wow by Sheepdot · · Score: 1
      In fact, the fact that we allow cars in the hands of private individuals at all ...

      Personally, it scares me that there is a "we" association attached to private ownership of vechicles.

      Substitute "computer".

      In fact, the fact that we allow computers in the hands of private individuals at all ...

      Granted, it is much easier to end a life accidentily with a car than a computer, but IMHO looking at it from the perspective that the government gets to decide and *I* don't really scares me. Both are tools, you should punish the person that decides to use them as weapons, not start to dictate who gets to own what.

    27. Re:Wow by alexatrit · · Score: 1

      I'd think that this might be the cost of training and deploying a replacement, not the cost of the being.

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      Nothing but the finest in meaningless drivel
    28. Re:Wow by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      You make decisions daily that carry some potential of killing you. In these decsions you weigh the benefits and the costs and either undertake the activity or decide not to. The economists simply study the point at which people choose to undertake slightly safer activities (there is usually a cost associated with safety).
      For example there is currently some risk of going to Iraq to be a caterer. A study could compare the risk of death in Iraq to the US and look at the additional salary people demand to go work in Iraq. On average it ends up being pretty close. Certainly there are risk seeking individuals (who take on shark swimming or other risky activities for the fun of it) who skew the average down and there are highly risk averse individuals who the value is too low for as well. It is important to use willingness to accept (individual takes more risk for more pay or less risk for less pay) rather than willingness to pay (individual pays to reduce risk) which is limited by an individual's assets.

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      Degaussing scares the bad magnetism out of the monitor and fills it with good karma.
    29. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Never mind that virus damage figures are almost always over-estimated anyway, and are increasingly due to incompetence of the victims rather than the innovation of virus writers.


      Yeah, that bitch wanted it.. it wasn't rape. She was dressed like a skank, so I know it's true.

      Yeah, that luser was begging for it, it wasn't an infection. He wasn't patched, so I know it's true.

      Flat the hell out, if the virus hadn't been written and released in the first place, user incompetence wouldn't come into play. I don't REALLY advocate the death penalty for virus writers, but I think a few folks getting thirty years without parole in the big house would send a message to the l33t community.

      Most of these scrawny/fatass individuals would indeed be somebody's bitch on the inside. Maybe have some candid interviews with them about their experiences after two years in the joint and then make them available on the net.
    30. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are even more direct examples: Consider the situation when someone old and frail is lost in the woods. How much effort should the police and other authorities expend to find them? With luck, they send a couple of dozen people, and an aeroplane or two to search for the missing person. If they spent more money, they would improve their chances of finding the person considerably. Yet their resources are limited, and only a limited amount is spent.

      Similar situations arise continuously in hospitals, especially in countries with public healthcare (I don't know how this works in the States): by buying more expensive equipment, employing more doctors and more nurses, we could save the lives of many people that now must die. Some doctor or hospital manager always ends up with the decision: do we spend hundreds of thousands on a risky procedure to save the life of this single dying person, or do we treat hundreds of lesser injuries?

    31. Re:Wow by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      So was Da Vinci's life worth more or less than 10 million? What about Einstein's life? How much more? 1 million more? 100 million more?

      what about that 8 year old who was killed? what was his unproven life worth? 2 million? 5 million? nothing?

      Human life does indeed have some finite value

      does it really? i disagree. I think the idea that human life does have a finite value is the basis for a lot of the worlds problems.

    32. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a analysis of different companies (farming, construction, etc) about "if a safety precaution costs X and will save Y lives will they do it. In many industries the price was well below $1MM.

    33. Re:Wow by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      If you had read the article you would have noticed that blue collar women place the highest value on their lives (followed by blue collar men). White collar employees place a lower average value on their lives.

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      Degaussing scares the bad magnetism out of the monitor and fills it with good karma.
    34. Re:Wow by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      > If you had read the article you would have noticed that blue collar women place
      > the highest value on their lives (followed by blue collar men). White collar
      > employees place a lower average value on their lives.

      I obviously read the article, and I think you may have missed my point, which was that he argues as a utilitarian about what's better for society, but then talks about individual worth in terms of self-esteem, which doesn't have anything to do with it what you're worth to society. Based on your post, I'd say it's a pretty effective red herring.

    35. Re:Wow by wfberg · · Score: 1

      It could also be $4 million..

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    36. Re:Wow by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

      "I gave the monster a dollar"

      "You gave that monster a dollar! No wonder he won't leave us alone!"

      --
      A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing -- Emo Phillips
    37. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the national speed limit (in the US) was raised from 55mph, there was a predictable cost in human lives.

      I agree with your overall point, but your example is simply wrong; when the speed limit was raised to 65, traffic moved from dangerous secondary roads to extremely safe interstates and the death rate in almost every state went down.

    38. Re:Wow by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      > Flat the hell out, if the virus hadn't been written and released in the first
      > place, user incompetence wouldn't come into play. I don't REALLY advocate the
      > death penalty for virus writers, but I think a few folks getting thirty years
      > without parole in the big house would send a message to the l33t community.

      Burn me once, shame on thee but burn me again - shame on me. If you read my post, I'm not talking about individuals... home users are in a different category, and deserve a bit more slack,. Corporations almost always have money and resources and there is no excuse for them to lose money to a virus attack when best preventive practices are cheap, obvious, and well-established. If I were an insurance company, I wouldn't pay out to a company that had inadequate security, and there's no way I'd pay them for loss of production due to a virus attack.

      > Most of these scrawny/fatass individuals would indeed be somebody's bitch on the
      > inside. Maybe have some candid interviews with them about their experiences
      > after two years in the joint and then make them available on the net.

      Male on male prison rape isn't any more just than male on female rape... just in case you were being serious.

    39. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think most crackheads/drug addicts/drunks skip #4, and thus ignore #5. So it doesn't really work for a large percentage of the crime-committing population

      But maybe that's just my view...

    40. Re:Wow by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      His measure of worth isn't based on contribution to society, it's based on what value you place on things that reduce your risk of dying. Obviously that is arrayed across a spectrum of answers (from risk seeking people who will pay for the thrill associated with a chance of death) to risk averse people who will pay (or not accept) signficant amounts for a very small reduction (increase) of the risk in an activity. The risk seeking person could be Larry Ellison (who has contributed enough to society to make himself and others very weathly) and the risk averse person could be a grandmother in Bronx who never made more than 5.15/hr in her life.
      His point is that the reason we assign rights to the government is to transact for all of us in places such as this where it is ineffective to conduct transactions ourselves. In his view (as well as my own) the only decisions that government should be making are those that we as individuals have assigned to them to negotiate for us as a group. The value you place on your life (in actions not just words) is what it is worth both to you and society regardless of how much money you have made or what you have contributed to society.

      --
      Degaussing scares the bad magnetism out of the monitor and fills it with good karma.
    41. Re:Wow by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      It doesn't surprise me that government is willing to put a dollar amount on human life. The US government is doing exactly that in Iraq. After thousands of steady, continuous civilian deaths, "collateral damage" is proven inevitable. It is all but guaranteed. Therefore, by "staying the course" and continuing to wage war, the US government makes a calcutated decision to sacrifice innocent human lives for political agenda. (Isolated killings may or may not be consiered accidental, but the war as a whole is certainly not.) Logically, if those human lives were considered priceless (with no possible "worth" that could be assigned to them), then the US government would have halted the war long ago.

    42. Re:Wow by pyrotic · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are human lives and there are human lives, whatever the constitution says. For example, in order to prevent another WTC style attack (3,000 odd dead, mostly Americans) the Bush administration deemed it worthwile to attack Iraq (10,000 dead at least, mostly Iraqis). Leaving aside the question of whether Iraq had anything to do with the WTC attack, that gives us a ratio of about 3 to 1. So, can we assume that one American is worth 3 Iraqis? According to CIA GDP figures, Iraqi average income is $2,400 a year, compared to $36,300 for the US. So in fact one American should really be worth 15 Iraqis, assuming a similar national wealth distribution curve.

      Applying these calculations to other situations gets really interesting, but I'm not going to go into that here.

    43. Re:Wow by king-manic · · Score: 1

      A person is worth at least about 1 million dollars. Thats 20k a year for 40 working years plus interest and the fact they made soem children (DINK are worth the same because they make mroe money but don't have kids). Many make more, some make less. IT's statistically unlikly that they'd make significantly more then 5 million dollars. So I'd peg dollar value of a person at the age of 0-10 to be about 1 million dollars with the value receding 20k for each year after that. They have a negative worth after they retire (they tend to draw from the economy ratehr then contribute to).

      So if you kill a senior, you should be rewarded? Would solve our coming medi-care crisis.

      (Logans run)

      --
      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
    44. Re:Wow by elwell642 · · Score: 1

      I think the idea that human life does have a finite value is the basis for a lot of the worlds problems

      That's got to be hands-down the most accurate thing ever commented on /.

      If I had mod points, you'd get 'em.

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      <insert witty linux comment here>

    45. Re:Wow by elwell642 · · Score: 1

      Interesting. What about a spammer who also happens to cure cancer?

      If someone is actively sabotaging it, society needs to remove that person in order to protect itself.

      Sounds like an excerpt from Mein Kampf.

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      <insert witty linux comment here>

    46. Re:Wow by elwell642 · · Score: 1

      Never mind that virus damage figures are almost always over-estimated anyway, and are increasingly due to incompetence of the victims rather than the innovation of virus writers.

      True!

      Another thing to consider is, what would the logical conclusion be for programmers who write poorly secured programs?

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      <insert witty linux comment here>

    47. Re:Wow by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      I think most crackheads/drug addicts/drunks skip #4, and thus ignore #5. So it doesn't really work for a large percentage of the crime-committing population

      That may be; I wasn't explicitly endorsing the argument, but rather presenting it as a representation of what the Article Author may be using as his/her base. A relevant question for you might be this: how significant a percentage of crimes (of any sort) are perpetrated by crackheads/drug addicts/drunks? I dont know, offhand, so I cant say how relevant they would be to the overall epidemic.

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      "Stumble before you crawl"
    48. Re:Wow by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      Traditionally, it was called were-guild (literally "man-price"). It was the fine you payed for killing someone, or maiming them, which fine theoretically meant that you wouldn't be outlawed, nor be pursued by the deceased's family.

      Didn't always work that way, of course. But most societies that used the concept got along well enough, so it can be said to be "successful".

      The idea fell into disrepute when governments became strong enough that they could reasonably expect to restrict "free-lance killing" (governments did not always have a monopoly on legal killing, though most of them have wanted one pretty much forever).

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    49. Re:Wow by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      If someone is actively sabotaging it, society needs to remove that person in order to protect itself.

      Sounds like an excerpt from Mein Kampf.


      So, you think laws should be abolished, and people should be able to do whatever they want? You think people should be freed from the prisons? You think mass murderers shouldn't be executed? These are all methods that society has used to protect itself from those who would destroy it. Interesting that you think a society having a rule of law and punishment for those who break the law is somehow akin to Fascism.

      Interesting. What about a spammer who also happens to cure cancer?

      You mean like how Jeffrey Dahmer was also a brilliant physicist in his spare time, and Ted Bundy set up many wonderful charities to help out the disadvantaged? You obviously live in a dream world.

    50. Re:Wow by B2382F29 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, your 2 cents should be enough for everyone ...

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    51. Re:Wow by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I think that the biggest problems stem from those people who think that only the people they know and care about have value. But other problems stem from those who think entirely with their compassion, to the exclusion of any and all reason.

      If we say that a person's life has infinite value, then by any ordinary usage of the term, we should be willing and eager to spend whatever it takes to preserve that life. So I give you the following thought experiment: Little Suzie is dying of cancer. All the normal treatments have failed. However, her life can be spared by a miracle cure, which costs fifty billion dollars.

      Since her life is truly of infinite value, we have no choice but to spend the money and save her life, right? Not unless we take her case entirely in isolation. If we look at all the other things that that money could have done, whether it was directed towards curing the cancers of a thousand other children, or fundamentally improving the educational system, or researching into how to make the miracle cure available for a reasonable cost.

      Society does this sort of calculus all the time. Is it worth making garage doors more expensive to halve the number of crushing deaths they cause? Are side-impact airbags doing enough good to justify installing in every car? We have to do this because thinking only with our hearts means that we spend extravagantly on whatever tugs at our heartstrings at the moment, and have nothing left when it comes time to alleviate more subtle causes of human misery.

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    52. Re:Wow by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      > His point is that the reason we assign rights to the government is to transact
      > for all of us in places such as this where it is ineffective to conduct
      > transactions ourselves.

      His point is that it's acceptable to incorporate economic consequentialism into the process of forming public policy.

      > His measure of worth isn't based on contribution to society, it's based on what
      > value you place on things that reduce your risk of dying.

      I agree that's what he's saying, I just think that it serves (deliberately or not) to distract the reader from the main thesis, which is that some finite measure of individual worth should be used when forming laws, even if it contradicts the prevailing moral sensibilities.

      My problem with this is two-fold. 1) There are, presumably, more economic models for determining individual worth that the one he cites. Indeed, if you're right, the one he's using is ultimately based on a moral (not economic) truism anyway:

      > The value you place on your life (in actions not just words) is what it is
      > worth both to you and society regardless of how much money you have made or
      > what you have contributed to society.

      There could be other models, based on less anarchistic principles, which could also win favor... such as the pro-corporate, anti-individual one I described in gp post.

      Secondly, human beings are more intuitive than any economic model when it comes to complex things like ethics. If the results of an economic model don't match conventional moral wisdom, then either the morals are misguided or the model is wrong. The author's modest proposal fails because most people are sane enough to see that mortal condemnation of a minority of pranksters based on statistical valuation of individual life is tenuous at best, and a slippery moral slope at worst - because all types of scientific models, good and bad, could be maliciously misapplied for political purposes. This attempt to apply Occam's razor to issues that are truly moral dilemmas is like a neon sign for wackjobs who won't hesitate to misuse a theory to promote their own agenda.

    53. Re:Wow by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

      You are correct to say that the value of life depends on the human or humans in question if and only if you refer to the lawyers who represent them as humans.

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    54. Re:Wow by zangdesign · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it would be helpful to consider the society being harmed before you get to heavy-handed with spammer removal. A spammer harms only the portion of society that is connected to the internet and which uses email - but not the larger portion of society (connected and unconnected).

      So, it would be more beneficial to cut off their access permanently, rather than executing them.

      (I have, in the past, called for the summary execution of hackers, spammers, etc. but when it gets down to it, I'd settle for repayment of economic damage.)

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    55. Re:Wow by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      However, her life can be spared by a miracle cure, which costs fifty billion dollars.

      but why does it cost 50 billion dollars in the first place? is it to pay for the 40 researchers and 10 doctors a billion dollars each for their time and labor? is it because someone, say some electronics megacorp who is developing a new radiation therapy, wants to make profit from her situation? maybe the things that add up to $50B are superficially overvalued.

      What if by curing her, some new development is realised, which is used to cure millions of other people at a fraction of the cost? You might not know, because you didn't try. My point is that there are paths in life that you cannot see unless you start walking down them. Little Suzie might have developed an immunity to cancerous cell mutations as a side effect of the surgury that can be analysed and made into a cure. Or she might have been inspired to go into medicine and develop such a procedure in the lab.

      i agree that its tough decide in favor of curing 1 person instead of curing 1000. But what is really causing the price difference that leads to to make that decision?

    56. Re:Wow by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I see where you are going, and agree with you that this could potentially attract simplton wackos who want to bring about the death penalty for jaywalking. The first complaint I had about his article was that $50 billion in damages from worms was much too high. FWIW, I think his bigger point was to get us all to think about what things we let the government do and what we should do ourselves not to start executing virus writers. Lansburg would likely say we have far too much government (Like most Chicago school economists he is quite the libertarian). The only nit I have is to wonder why it's ok to use simplified models in engineering but not economics. There is no way to discribe all the factors that people use, but econometrics only keeps getting used because their models predict human behavior quite well.
      Although the punishments dreampt up for the Buffalo spammer make capital punishment look pretty attractive in the criminal's perspective.

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      Degaussing scares the bad magnetism out of the monitor and fills it with good karma.
    57. Re:Wow by Knos · · Score: 1

      That reasoning is just so utterly backwards it's a shame it can even be uttered in public. This type of contribution divining is also so short-sighted. The key thing is that you (society) do not have enough ability to judge the consequences of one's life + action and thus its overall contribution to society/humanity as a whole.

      For a naive example, imagine that spammer you "removed" with a $0.10 bullet, despite having cost a lot to other people would have had later in his life children. Imagine that thanks to his (badly acquired) riches they would then lead lifes as researchers, and discover some important vaccine. (against ebola, aids whatever)

      For a less naive reasoning, you have to take into account the huge amount of unseen consequences that result from one's life.

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    58. Re:Wow by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it would be helpful to consider the society being harmed before you get to heavy-handed with spammer removal. A spammer harms only the portion of society that is connected to the internet and which uses email - but not the larger portion of society (connected and unconnected).

      What portion of society is not affected by spam?
      Probably nearly 50% of the people in the US are already internet users. Everyone else still is affected by it; the Internet has become an essential communications form for both personal and business purposes. There aren't many significant businesses that don't use the internet in some way. And out of the internet services, email is probably the most used and most useful. The invention of the telephone and the propagation of telephone lines throughout the nation completely revolutionized communications and altered the economy; the internet has done the same thing.

      Spam is cripping the email system, and destroying its usefulness. Spam is really an attack on a communications system that we all have to share, and which is becoming of greater importance to society every day. Telemarketing, which is similar to spam, has been around for years, and has annoyed countless people. However, no one ever had to deal with hundreds or thousands of telemarketing calls per day. At worst, you might get three telemarketing calls in one evening. If we had telemarketing at the volume which we have spam, our telephone infrastructure would cease to have any usefulness, and we would be cast back into the pre-telephone days. But this would never happen because harsh laws would be created to prevent this type of scenario, such as the current law that allows you to sue telemarketers for $500/call if you're on their do-not-call list.

      Spam is different, however, because of the technology involved. It's easy to send millions of emails per day, and it's very difficult to track down who's sending them. Harsher laws against spam are needed, and harsh punishments are needed to deter spammers when one is caught.

    59. Re:Wow by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Jeffrey Dahmer or Ted Bundy could have had children, too, which may have discovered the cure for cancer. But they were prevented from achieving this fate because they were put in prison. In fact, any of the men in prison now could be out screwing women, and maybe having the kid that cures cancer. So do you also think that society should eliminate prisons, and just let criminals roam free because one of these unforseen consequences may be positive? Are you saying that we, society, in the form of judges and juries, "do not have enough ability to judge the consequences" of a criminal's life, so we just shouldn't be trying? This reasoning of yours is completely ridiculous it's a shame it can be uttered in public.

    60. Re:Wow by Knos · · Score: 1

      You know, being in prison doesn't forbid you writing books, doing certain amount of things that can make you contribute to society. Besides, i'm not really for prison for life either. Certain countries have prison terms of around 15 years for murder. Certain countries don't accumulate prison terms to end up with utterly ridiculous (but totally coherent with this line of reasoning of yours) 116 aggregate years of prison.

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    61. Re:Wow by zangdesign · · Score: 1

      Which is harsher: jail time, or forcing them to repay the economic loss through forfeiture of property and repayment of losses through other means of work?

      Personally, I vote for repayment - it would cost the taxpayers less in the long run.

      (As of 2001, the internet is used in some form by about 54% of the population).

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    62. Re:Wow by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      > The only nit I have is to wonder why it's ok to use simplified models in
      > engineering but not economics.

      I understand your original objection... I should restate that I don't think sciences should be out of the picture when creating laws, but that the emphasis should be primarily on applying ethics to scientific conclusions, rather than ignoring an established ethical structure in favor of scientific models. Advances in science need time to be disseminated and adjust morals, and subsequently the prevailing ethical framework. This is only an opinion, but when I think of past examples (eugenics, holocaust-denial, the historical subjugation of women, etc) I think I'll stick with it for now, or until power classes are eliminated...

      > Although the punishments dreampt up for the Buffalo spammer make capital
      > punishment look pretty attractive in the criminal's perspective.

      Agreed... I think some of the people on /. are reading too much De Sade.

    63. Re:Wow by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      You're really missing the point by bringing up all these hypotheticals. Maybe Suzie is in fact the most brilliant medical mind of her generation. But it's a thousand times more likely that such a person exists among the thousand other children who could be saved by letting her die. Maybe through some bizarre, unforseen coincidence, treating Suzie will lead to a powerful new treatment. But because I'm the one doing the illustrating, I have the right to say that there is no reason to believe that will be the result.

      Neither am I describing a situation where the pricetag is a result of massive, unconscionable profiteering, or draconian intellectual property protections, or anything else we Slashdotters love to blame for the ills of society. The treatment simply costs $50 billion because it is a massive undertaking, on the scale of a dozen moon landings or five mammoth supercolliders. Worse, it might be the same amount of time, effort, and resources that would be needed to supply clean drinking water to a quarter of India, saving millions of lives.

      There is a point, and beyond that point lies the no-mans-land where happy chatter about "the infinite value of life" is revealed as empty. Little Suzie probably crossed that line about 49.99 billion dollars ago. If you validate the infinite value of Suzie's life by performing the expensive treatment, it means leaving the needs of many, many others unfulfilled.

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    64. Re:Wow by heydonms · · Score: 1

      How much is a human life worth? $55? no wait $60!

  14. Why the government? by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    Does anybody actually believe the government will be able to do anything serious about this problem? For one, it's an international issue, and secondly, the technological arena in which the battle is fought changes far too quickly for most government agencies to adapt.

    I say, follow Microsoft's example and put bounties out on these guys...

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    1. Re:Why the government? by Julien+Brub · · Score: 1

      I say, follow Microsoft's example and put bounties out on these guys...

      Yeah... somehow we could make a living of it! Getting into these script-kiddy gangs, just like a secret agent infiltrating terrorist groups... and then some stoopid republican president will find a wat to take credit out of it, saying he, once again, made his homeland safer and blah, blah, blah...

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    2. Re:Why the government? by slo · · Score: 1

      Microsoft should be paying the virus writers/crackers for doing qa work they should have done themselves. Imagine what a terrorist organization with truly malignant intent could have done without the security fixes that have been forced by virus writers.

  15. While you're at it by Safety+Cap · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Execute the lazy/ignorant sysadmins and infrastructure guys who fail to keep their servers patched, have their firewalls set to "Allow all" and who leave the default passwords on their systems.

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    1. Re:While you're at it by tsheriffk · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have wasted the last two days fighting the nachi.b virus that has been running around in our network. I can tell you that the biggest problem we face is trying to convince the execs that it is in the best interest to lock down the computers more.. also, the fear of taking down users caused by conflicts with the ms patches and our application has been such a big fear that we have rolled the dice and prayed that tipping point catches and stops all these viruses..

    2. Re:While you're at it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and execute the people that don't lock their doors or walk down dangerous alleys who get kille... yeah.

    3. Re:While you're at it by Diabolus777 · · Score: 1

      What about the coders that make the vulnerable code?

      Or the companies that publish, sell and support the vulnerable software?

      Before blaming the sysadmins, think about the company that makes unsecure software, incurring millions of dollars of costs when infection happens and has NO LIABILITY.

      I think the criminal is not only the virus maker.
      Punishment by death is laughable.
      There are far more important issues to tackle in the judicial system then what type of punishment virus writers should have.

      Like some poster said above me:
      Go after the spyware and spam makers first.
      Both are mailicious in form, and as much as I hate them, I wouldn't want to see one killed. This is really absurd.

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    4. Re:While you're at it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds dangerously close to "She was asking for it..."

    5. Re:While you're at it by jmkaza · · Score: 1

      This is the same argument that it's your fault you got robbed if you didn't lock your doors, or that it's a woman's fault she got raped if she wore a low cut top. Failing to protect against crime in no way justifies crime. One should not have to protect agains crime. Crime should just not exist. I've spent years in school studying computers. I've worked in sysadmin roles for four years, and I'm good at what I do, but I can't guarantee a virus, trojan, hacker, or spam won't get past me. There are a lot of people out there with less experience, working in overworked conditions, who don't know or don't have the resources to make sure every security detail is nailed down.

    6. Re:While you're at it by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

      Execute the lazy/ignorant sysadmins and infrastructure guys who fail to keep their servers patched, have their firewalls set to "Allow all" and who leave the default passwords on their systems.


      Are you claiming that a single unpatched server causes over $100 million in damage?

      If creating a worm is makes one worthy of death,
      then being one of a million contributors to the worms spread is only worth one millionth of death.
      I'd approximate that at a slip on the wrist.

      -- not a .sig
    7. Re:While you're at it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, no.

      Execute the managers who require that the system admins use microsoft, and only give them enough manpower to keep things barely running let alone secure.

    8. Re:While you're at it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't kill people for negligence, you fine them.

      And how about the people who bitch about it on /. instead of hunting down these systems and complaining to their sysadmins?

    9. Re:While you're at it by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, Firewall Executes YOU!

      --Oh, wait - that's what you were saying, wasn't it... [/rolleyes]

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  16. All we need... by kneecarrot · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Slammer and SoBIG and some of the other viruses have been costly and damaging, but nowhere NEAR as costly and damaging as a virus could be.

    As soon as there is a virus/trojan/etc. that spreads easily and is highly destructive (overwrites crucial hard drive sectors, for example) I think everyone will start seeing the punishment of virus writers in a whole new light.

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    1. Re:All we need... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      No virus should be truely that damaging. You should never have data on just one hard drive if you intend on keeping it for the long term.

      Viruses might be able to wreck a server's software, but they're not very effective at killing hardware... and they're certainly unable to reach offline backups.

    2. Re:All we need... by xRelisH · · Score: 1

      youre right. Virus writers can do a great deal of financial damage. But it isn't killing someone.
      A murderer killed a person, and someone could argue that virus writers ruin peoples lives, and may indirectly end up killing people, but you can't look at things like that.

      It's like that classic proverb that claims that all of our acts are selfish. This is technically true, but the level of selfishness is dependant on how direct the act is.
      If you buy yourself a cake, and don't share it, then that's selfish. If you buy your friend a cake, and that made you happy, then I wouldn't consider that "selfish", since your satisfaction was achieved indirectly.

      It's sort of the same here. Virus writers are not killers, one virus from them may cost the world a billion dollars, but it's not the same as taking a human life with their own hands. Just throw the writers in jail for a while, they shouldn't be executed for murderers.

    3. Re:All we need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A virus that really wants to grab public attention just has to grep the hard disk for pr0n related keywords, and mail the list of suspicious files to the Outlook adressbook.

      Mr. Double-Standard, meet the century of the fruit bat. Oh, and good bye (and good riddance).

    4. Re:All we need... by kneecarrot · · Score: 2, Interesting
      No virus should be truely that damaging. You should never have data on just one hard drive if you intend on keeping it for the long term.

      You and I know that, but unfortunately 80% (yes, I'm just throwing that number out -- probably not too far off) of home users simply don't back anything up. This, despite the fact that digital cameras and digital music means that we have more and more assets on our PCs.

      In fact, even here at work, despite my pleading, there are production servers that are not being backed up to a sufficient level.

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    5. Re:All we need... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      CIH destroyed hardware.

      It reflashed the BIOS so the computer would never boot again.

      That is highly destructive in my book.

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    6. Re:All we need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As soon as there is a virus/trojan/etc. that spreads easily and is highly destructive (overwrites crucial hard drive sectors, for example) I think everyone will start seeing the punishment of virus writers in a whole new light.

      If a virus is really that destructive, then it won't do that much spreading. Hard for a virus to spread to the next host when its trying to overwrite crucial hard drive sectors on the current host.

    7. Re:All we need... by Jo_2521 · · Score: 1

      I don't get you guys.

      On the one hand, there's always an outcry if people are jailed because of copyright infringment and the like, citing that people aren't physically harmed through these crimes and therefore don't deserve jail time as long as physical offenders.

      And on the other hand, this. How the hell can you mod the parent Insightful? Since when is killing people to prove a point Insightful?

      Get some fucking principes, people. Sometimes when I'm reading this board it feels like being in the Wild West. Educated people shouldn't behave as those nuts on freerepublic.

    8. Re:All we need... by kneecarrot · · Score: 1
      Can you please point out where I said that killing people is the answer? I didn't even imply it!

      I merely said that attitudes would change towards punishing virus writers if a more serious virus were to make the rounds.

      Read before you post.

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    9. Re:All we need... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      That's not destroying hardware, it's reprogramming software. Your hardware isn't broken, you simply don't have the means to reinstate the correct software within that hardware on hand.

      Destroying hardware is causing physical damage to it. I seem to recall an old DOS virus that used to be able to break the actuator motors in some hard disks by making them move too far, too fast within the drive, but my memory is hazy. However, if possible, *that's* physical damage. Another possible way a virus might cause physical damage is by cranking up the CPU, etc voltage on motherboards that support it and burning out the CPU.

    10. Re:All we need... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Setting bit 5 of memory location 53270 on a C64 will likely damage hardware.

      I did it (I had thought it was a reboot, like setting bit 1 on a PC at 0x92 really is) and could feel excess heat from the keyboard and smell a sickly smell (overheating conductive paste?), I shut it down before anything broke permanently.

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  17. They should do it by MrRuslan · · Score: 4, Funny

    by putting them in a room with a bunch of spammers on penis enlargement pills and viagra.

    1. Re:They should do it by MrRuslan · · Score: 1

      U could also Over Douse them on penis enlargement pills and viagra and watch them explode via a live webcam broadcast.

  18. Sure, Kill ALL the Worms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start with the virus writers. Then go on to the bio-weapon developers. Next execute all mass murderers. How about people who design crappy electronics? Or force non-standard "industry standards" on those of us who are too enlightened to fall for the sales pitch. How about bureaucrats who waste billions of dollars on overpriced widgets? I know. I know. I know. Let's kill all the lawyers next. Ppfftt.

    1. Re:Sure, Kill ALL the Worms by Analise · · Score: 1

      Actually, we should put them all on a big spaceship and send them to colonize another planet somewhere.

      Especially the lawyers.

      :D

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    2. Re:Sure, Kill ALL the Worms by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 1

      Next execute all mass murderers.

      Now that's a nice self-referencing loop.

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    3. Re:Sure, Kill ALL the Worms by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Actually, we should put them all on a big spaceship and send them to colonize another planet somewhere.

      Especially the lawyers.


      Don't forget the telephone sanitizers and the marketing execs.

    4. Re:Sure, Kill ALL the Worms by Talking+Toaster · · Score: 1

      And after all that... Death to All Extremists!

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  19. Maybe... by AdrianFletcher666 · · Score: 1

    We should just feed them worms, that should be punishment enough. While we are at it, why not feed the spammers SPAM?

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    1. Re:Maybe... by Julien+Brub · · Score: 1

      And what do we feed virus writers w... ha I get it...

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    2. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No sir, not disgusting enough.

      We make them drink their penis enlargement cream.

  20. That's lenient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give them 1200 bps

    1. Re:That's lenient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give them 1200 bps

      Still too lenient. Make them use Linux.

    2. Re:That's lenient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, flamebait, making them use Linux is doing them a favor...
      Script kiddies are probaly using Windows now.

    3. Re:That's lenient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the point, dildo. They're using Windows and they're effective.

      Make them use Linux and their virus-writing productivity will snap back to zero as they join the greasy, foot-stomping Slashdot hilbillies with all the incessant crybabying about how Linux is ready for the desktop -- except for the way the new KDE icons look.

    4. Re:That's lenient... by dcsmith · · Score: 1

      I say give them a DOS machine (like a 386) and a high-speed connection that only connects to playboy.com. Just make sure the only browser they have access to is LYNX.

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    5. Re:That's lenient... by Skraut · · Score: 1
      Naah 1200 baud is still too lenient.


      300 baud with an accoustic coupler on a static riddled cell phone. THAT's a punishment

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    6. Re:That's lenient... by Shenkerian · · Score: 1

      That, sir, is wicked. You sound like a Sartre fan.

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  21. Capital punishment is stupid by ehiris · · Score: 1

    It's an easy way out for people like this.

    1. Re:Capital punishment is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *It's expensive(unless done in china style)

      *It's final(people do make mistakes and it's proven many times that the system isn't perfect)

      *It's easy for the ones that would 'deserve' it by any means.

  22. Bad by ThisNukes4u · · Score: 2, Informative

    Any execution of anyone is a bad idea, no matter how much they "deserve" it.

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  23. Get yer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...64-bit windows viruses here!

  24. why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    execute everyone

  25. Feed them to THESE worms by aardwolf204 · · Score: 1


    I suggest feeding the worm writers to these worms.

    Nothing like a worm with a bazooka

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    1. Re:Feed them to THESE worms by Inda · · Score: 1

      The least you could do is link to the decent version of the game. WWP was shunned by the masses just like W3D was.

      WA has recently been taken over by a Worms player, DeadCode. He has implemented so many new features and bug fixes this year that he is a God amongst Wormers.

      wa.team17.com

      Fan/League site that kept WA popular when Team17 abandoned it

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  26. Corporate malfeasance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Execute bad CEOs first.

  27. Why bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just ban them from eating pizza and drinking coke, that'll be much worse

  28. I dont judge a virus-writer as worse.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as a murderer. That is the most stupid thing I have read today.

  29. redamndiculous by happyfrogcow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ok, if you are thinking about executing a person for writing a piece of malicious software (that didn't even cause any human harm), you need to step away from the computer, turn off the power, get out of your office and walk through the woods for a while.

    and if you come back and tell me "financial harm is human harm" i say go back and walk through the woods some more. maybe read a book while you are out there... something that doesn't mention computers. Something by Emerson.

    1. Re:redamndiculous by mrtroy · · Score: 0

      redamndiculous (Score:5, Insightful)

      Who modded his post insightful?

      The subject alone deserves +funny :)

      But I do believe financial harm IS harm, but the fact that a worm can cause it is sad.

      All the creator ever wanted was a DDOS net...not to hurt anyone's bottom line!

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    2. Re:redamndiculous by pavera · · Score: 1

      There are very many situations where a virus could cause very serious human harm. Maybe we haven't seen it yet, but it is certainly possible.
      Say I write a virus that infects the city's computers that control traffic signals?

      Anyway I think people are taking this article too seriously. I think it is mostly supposed to be a humorous article that shows rather bluntly the shear amount of damage viruses and worms cause.

    3. Re:redamndiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For proper effect, use fucking and set it off with dashes. Re-fucking-diculuous.

    4. Re:redamndiculous by dilettante · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I wonder if anyone has done any "econometric" research on how many people would be deterred from writing silly articles for on-line publications were we, as a society, willing to execute the worst offenders.

      Seriously, though, if there's anybody out there who thinks the ideas in this article are meant to be taken seriously, i'd say skip the Emerson and read Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal

    5. Re:redamndiculous by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      how can you not take something seriously that puts a monetary value on a persons life? joking or not, the idea that someone can attach a monetary value to someones life is apalling.

      loss of productivity in an office for a day while computers are patched is not damage. just like the mp3 filetrading scene is not damage to the RIAA. damage is what occurs before mass graves are filled. damage is being shot in the head three times from behind while walking down a crowded public street.

      The uncommon event that a virus effects a critical system is partially the fault of the maganerial staff in selecting the wrong software or selecting the wrong administration staff. i know, i know... it's like saying "it's the victims fault that they were assulted" which is typically bad. but in this case, it's the managerial and administrations duty and responsibility to maintain a critical system. That's why they get paid.

    6. Re:redamndiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, if you are thinking about executing a person for writing a piece of malicious software

      What part of "the author does not seriously argue for capital punishment" didn't you understand?

    7. Re:redamndiculous by BostonRob · · Score: 1

      I agree. However, to examine a piece of malicious software and say it it only causes financial harm is to ignore the problem. No system operates in isolation and human lives are just as dependent on computers as financial well being. Point taken, but computers are here to stay, so buring our collective heads and ignoring a system that already exists and requires computers for human health will not solve the problem.

      I cannot find it now, but check a story from a few weeks ago: "Coast Guard computers down due to virus"

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    8. Re:redamndiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and if you come back and tell me "financial harm is human harm" i say go back and walk through the woods some more. As another posted said, I can't believe this nonsense got moderated +5. Poverty can reduce your life expectancy by decades. Impovrish a formally well off nation of a million people and you could easily push life expectancy from 75 to 30. That's killing 45 million people days. And that's just the first round. The next generation is probably screwed as well.

    9. Re:redamndiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      joking or not, the idea that someone can attach a monetary value to someones life is apalling.

      Yet we do it all the time. Worse, we put a higher value on American and western life than others. Take a look at the world. There are plenty of lives we could save for very little money. You may not like human life having a value, but it does and always will. Ask people if they want to pay more for gas to save the air so people don't die and plenty of people say no. Take a close look at our foreign aid. How about health care. We are letting people die because we don't want to pay the money.

      Do you really believe human life has an infinite value? If you do, you shouldn't be wasting time on slashdot. I bet you could save a life for under $500.

    10. Re:redamndiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say I write a virus that infects the city's computers that control traffic signals?

      Then the idiot that hooked those computers up to the internet, or put uncertified software on them, is guilty of criminal negligence. Next?

    11. Re:redamndiculous by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      What does "human harm" entail? If a virus doesn't kill you, but wipes out three novels you've been working on for the past five years (should've kept a backup) have you been subjected to human harm or merely the financial harm that comes because you can no longer sell the works for profit?

      If Rob is paged to come down to the office at 3AM because the virus has decimated the network, there's no easy way to put a dollar amount on the harm that he has suffered (unless he was dragged away from an intimate moment with his wife, in which case the loss can be calculated by taking the average rates of local hookers). But he has suffered harm.

      Money is nothing more than a societal illusion, which we use to represent things we value. Admittedly, it has a distorting effect because it tends to place higher value on those things which are easiest to valuate. But that doesn't make the approach either completely heartless or completely beside the point.

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    12. Re:redamndiculous by pavera · · Score: 1

      Everyone is always placing a monetary value on human life. The entire civil torts system is based on this, the entire insurance industry is based on this, and the entire medical care industry is based on this. All of these industries weigh risks/rewards and the impact on human productivity and the monetary value that people derive from said productivity.

      Trying to deny that human lives have a monetary value is just stupid. You may want to live in an ideal world where everyone is valued the same, where everything is some great eutopia, but you don't so wake up and realize that if we spend a collective 1 billion hours a year say fixing computer bugs, that is alot of money/time/energy that we could have spent improving lives, saving lives, whatever else. It makes a very large impact, and it causes real verifiable damage.

  30. Humans keep living longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    In the old days, you might die at 40 or 50, and now you can live on until you're 70 or 80. That means the old 30 year sentence for a 20 year old, which would've released him near the end of his life, isn't nearly as effective. He could get out of jail at 50 and commit a bunch more crime.

    1. Re:Humans keep living longer by orangesquid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And since humans learn much more slowly nowadays, it takes longer sentences to teach them a lesson, right?

      The point is that humans aren't inherently bad, except in some rare cases, but some people get some fucked up ideas about ethics. So, the people who are causing significant harm get yanked out of society for a bit, deprived of some of the things they enjoy, in hopes that they will not only be negatively reinforced, but that they will also have time to think and realize why what they did was inappropriate.

      Increasing sentences is only going to drive people batty.... at least, I say ;)

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      --TheOrangeSquid Is it any wonder things seem so awry? We swim in a sea of confusion and don't have to think to survive
    2. Re:Humans keep living longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really don't care if someone learns from going to jail, I just want them away from people they can harm.

    3. Re:Humans keep living longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more time you spend in jail, the more time you have to learn how to manipulate the system. The place is just full of subject matter experts.

    4. Re:Humans keep living longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, they can spend all their time there and we won't have to worry about what they learn?

    5. Re:Humans keep living longer by incom · · Score: 1
      "The point is that humans aren't inherently bad, except in some rare cases, but some people get some fucked up ideas about ethics."
      And these people often become our lawmakers and religious leaders.
      --
      True genius is grasping a situation like a peice of fruit, and peircing it just right so that it drains dry.
    6. Re:Humans keep living longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The point is that humans aren't inherently bad"

      BWAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

      anyway i probably agree with alot of what you were saying or maybe not...i never read past this statement...perhaps the dumbist thing i have heard all year.

      stendec@gmail.com

    7. Re:Humans keep living longer by orangesquid · · Score: 1

      Humans are, for the most part, neutral. They do what they need to get what they want (even at the expense of others), but their wants are usually reasonable. Is Nature "Bad"? Many animals eat each other alive... does that make them bad?

      The average person does not have a flaming desire to mutilate 1,000 bodies just for pleasure, for example.

      But, the average person also does not have constant urges to donate all of his salary to charity.

      --
      --TheOrangeSquid Is it any wonder things seem so awry? We swim in a sea of confusion and don't have to think to survive
  31. It says a lot.... by benito27uk · · Score: 1

    About modern society when resurrecting a computer is considered to be as serious a crime as murder.

  32. what is the value of damanage? by archen · · Score: 1

    What is exactly the value of the damage. Is it the time lost, productivity lost, data lost? We see values like 5 billion dollars assigned to damage done by a virus, but who comes up with those figures and decides what is worth what?

    And how about this: Why do we talk about executing virus writers, but don't talk about executing say - crooked polititans who ruin our country, or CEO's who destroy companies through their own incompetance/bad judgement.

    1. Re:what is the value of damanage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't agree more. Kenneth Lay and his ilk have destroyed the life's work (retirement savings) of thousands of people - yet it is "OK". In an economic sense, they commit mass murder and get away with it. There was a time when people like this would be "made to dissappear" - a good, quality hit man would cost much less than $1 per shareholder. Justice?

  33. I somehow agree... by Julien+Brub · · Score: 1

    I'll agree with that, but only if the same punishment is given to spammers.

    Is that a joke? I don't know...

    --
    "I can not bring myself to believe that if knowledge presents danger, the solution is ignorance." Isaac Asimov
  34. worms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    recursive worms eaten by worms eaten by worms...
    recursive worms eaten by worms eaten by worms...
    .

  35. Worm food by cyber_rigger · · Score: 1

    What about the companies that feed the worms?

    1. Re:Worm food by Julien+Brub · · Score: 1

      It's okay, it was done to save money. You hire too few IT, don't give them any formation, a 56kb/s connection shared by 12 computers, give them lazy work like typing emails for the illeterate directors, of make them clean their office, cause the guy that pass the mop is paid the same price anyway, make him hate his job, now he don't give a damn about his networks, don't patch it and when the brand new worm pops out of nowhere and affect your network, you have someone to blame and it's a good reason to cut on his next raise.

      What a brilliant business model!

      Don't make sense? So why does it appends so often? Hey, I've been through this, trust me. If it's your situation right now, leave that job presto! You deserve better!

      --
      "I can not bring myself to believe that if knowledge presents danger, the solution is ignorance." Isaac Asimov
  36. Wouldn't that be Aiding and Abetting? by lecithin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Same punishment could apply.

    --
    It could be worse, it could be Monday.
  37. Personally... by D-Cypell · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think that it would be even better to execute the senior management at companies that release their software to the general public while it is still full of holes that can be exploited by authors of malcious code...

    Infact... wasnt this what Tarintinos new flick is about... I havent seen it yet! ;o)

    1. Re:Personally... by e_AltF4 · · Score: 1

      ... i probably lost more hours of my life chasing bluescreens, registry quirks and strange service packs than fighting virus related prtoblems, so you may be correct about the managers, but death penalty is no way to go for both ``crimes

  38. One of my oldest fantasies by Creosote · · Score: 1
    I'm not a violent person in real life, but back in the early days of spammers when I cared enough to post diatribes about them to Usenet, I used to have embarrassingly detailed daydreams about the treatment of spammers that I thought would make a good deterrent. They tended to involve graphic videotapes that would be distributed to media outlets. If there had been an organized anti-spammer Al Qaeda-like group back then, I would have been ripe for recruitment.

    I do wonder, though, whether things would be different today if a couple of the early spammers had met with serious retribution instead of nothing worse than floods of unwanted magazine subscriptions ("Spam King" Jeff Slaton boasted he was building a rammed-earth house in Albuquerque using all the magazines that he was getting...)

  39. Startling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft's press wing advocates executing intelligent teenagers rather than writing secure software. Film at 11.

  40. Another Idea by millahtime · · Score: 1

    Maybe a better punishment is to make them live in the hell they created. They have to spend all day working at computers running windows that are left unsecure and always being infected.

  41. insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    i have actually seen a fair amount of similar sentiment - not always "tongue in cheek" - expressed, lately, on the net.

    i can not believe that anyone, in their right mind, can seriously equate an action which causes a temporary inconvenience with one which causes a permanent end to a human life.

    i find this trend very disturbing.

    1. Re:insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find your apparent lack of, or inability to use, either a shift key or caps lock disturbing.

  42. Abu Ghraib by soloport · · Score: 2, Funny

    So why destroy Abu Ghraib prisons in Iraq? Seems like a worthy use of these facilities!

    1. Re:Abu Ghraib by soloport · · Score: 1

      Ok, so please excuse my miserable attempt at humor. Just have to wonder, does anyone else think the world is getting sicker and sicker?

      Was the topic of a recent conversation with friends.

    2. Re:Abu Ghraib by meringuoid · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's a good idea. Photos might get home like last time. Spammers and virus writers and their ilk should be 'rendered', I believe is the term, to an ally with less qualms about these silly 'human rights' that liberals like to bleat about. I'm sure we've still got some nice nasty dictatorial regimes on the list of client states...

      --
      Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
    3. Re:Abu Ghraib by goatan · · Score: 1

      Nah, Medieval history was much worse you would have to working really hard to beat the inquisition for sheer evilness. Even countries with terrible human right records pale in comparison to what was standard practise back then and no one would have raised an eyebrow at being informed that someone had the hands crushed for stealing a loaf of breed where as nowadays you people protesting when someone is merely (in comparison) locked up without trial. Also nowadays these acts standout in a higher contrast making them seem even worse and thus sicker i think if anything the world is becoming more enlightened

      --
      Saying Apple is better than MS is like saying Botulism is better than rabies.

    4. Re:Abu Ghraib by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure we've still got some nice nasty dictatorial regimes on the list of client states...

      Florida, Texas, California...

    5. Re:Abu Ghraib by azav · · Score: 1

      Rendered?!

      Like when meat gets rendered?

      They have worked away their human rights by making themselves a blight upon society.

      Can we make veal out of them or ate they too fat and stringy?

      --
      - Zav - Imagine a Beowulf cluster of insensitive clods...
    6. Re:Abu Ghraib by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although I would have to agree that it was a miserable attempt at humor, I dont think the world is getting sicker and sicker at all. It might appear that way, but with globalization and all the media outlets in every corner of the universe, it just seems like any news of bloodshed seems to spread like a wildfire, thus making it seem to be more violent.

  43. About 3.4 Million Dollars by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    About 3.4 million.

    If one uses the airlines approach to safety as a guide, at the point where it costs them more than 3.4 million dollars in liability and litigation per person is what each person's life is worth. The number varies, but has been quoted on the Discovery Channel's "air disasters" tv show several times.

    By that measure, any worm creator can have his economic impact translated into "if they'd murdered instead" numbers.

    When damage estimates are in the billions... at a certain point even if the estimates are way wrong... you gotta figure the death penalty is not out of the question.

    Seriously though, intent is a big portion of how severe the punishment is, thus the difference between manslaughter and first degree murder. the problem is these guys always have the "well I was just fooling around and didn't mean it" excuse to make them not seem so bad.

    1. Re:About 3.4 Million Dollars by The-Dalai-LLama · · Score: 2, Funny
      If one uses the airlines approach to safety as a guide, at the point where it costs them more than 3.4 million dollars in liability and litigation per person is what each person's life is worth.

      Somebody's gotta say it, might as well be me:

      Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
      Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
      Narrator: You wouldn't believe.
      Business woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?
      Narrator: A major one.

      The Dalai LLama
      ...damn, I love this quote...

  44. the problem with capital punishment... by hak1du · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem with capital punishment are that (1) it's irreversible, and (2) it is dangerous to give governments that kind of power. The economic costs resulting from these two properties of capital punishment are probably enormous. The first means that you need a complex judiciary and review process (and, in fact, executions seem to be more expensive than life imprisonment). The second means that it creates a serious risk that governments become totalitarian.

    I suspect the evidentiary situation for virus writers is even hazier than for your average murder, so capital punishment would, on balance, probably be worse.

    Incidentally, there is an easy way to avoid paying a high cost for the effects of viruses: don't let them infect your systems in the first place. And that's easy: keep them patched and up-to-date. So, while virus writing isn't nice, I think people whose systems get infected are contributing to the damage through their negligence. By comparison, while stealing cars is illegal, if you leave your car unlocked and running with the key in the ignition and it gets stolen, you won't get much sympathy from either the police or your insurance company.

    1. Re:the problem with capital punishment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if someone does harm to you...be certain to murder them and not get caught...because our legal system won't hurt you if you are caught or get restitution for their crimes.

    2. Re:the problem with capital punishment... by wowbagger · · Score: 1
      The problem with capital punishment are that (1) it's irreversible, and (2) it is dangerous to give governments that kind of power.


      By those criteria imprisoning somebody is wrong, as well - if you lock me up for a year, that is a year of my life you CANNOT give back - a year of memories of dehumanizing experiences, a year of my (S.O.|Children|Pets|Business) that I could not experience.

      If one were to rigorously apply those criteria, then the only punishment that is allowed would be fines - repayable with interest upon an overturned conviction.
    3. Re:the problem with capital punishment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if someone does harm to you...be certain to murder them and not get caught...because our legal system won't hurt you if you are caught or get restitution for their crimes.

      Where does that follow from anything I wrote? All I said was that there were problems with capital punishment.

      And if you think life imprisonment won't hurt you, well, you can easily give it a try yourself.

    4. Re:the problem with capital punishment... by hak1du · · Score: 1

      By those criteria imprisoning somebody is wrong, as well

      I didn't say "capital punishment is wrong". I didn't even say "you shouldn't execute people", I said that there are problems and costs with capital punishment and that people apparently underestimate them.

      Try to read what people actually wrote, instead of responding to some preconceived notion of what you imagine people wrote.

      If one were to rigorously apply those criteria, then the only punishment that is allowed would be fines - repayable with interest upon an overturned conviction.

      There you are on the right track. What you don't see is that a year of life spent in prison has an economic cost to the individual that can usually be repaid. I think the restitution that the state should pay for that should be no different than if any private citizen did the same thing to someone. I consider it a serious fault of our legal system that the state, judges, and district attorneys can make errors with impunity and little consequence.

      Unlike wrongful imprisonment, in the case of a wrongful execution, compensation is never possible to the victim. That just makes it very different. Nevertheless, at the very least, the state should still be financially liable to dependents, just as if a private citizen causes the death of another person through negligence.

      a year of memories of dehumanizing experiences,

      Imprisonment should not be dehumanizing. The fact that it is in the US is itself a serious problem.

    5. Re:the problem with capital punishment... by ratamacue · · Score: 1
      The problem with capital punishment are that (1) it's irreversible

      Exactly, and what this means in practice is that innocent people *will* be executed. (There has been more than one case of a prisoner on death row later proved innocent -- that says it all.) Now, I'm not going to argue that murderers don't deserve to die. They do, and they also deserve to burn in hell for eternity. But that isn't the issue here. The issue is that government is not perfect and never will be, and therefore government should NOT posess the power to invoke the ultimate, irreversible penalty (death). Government makes mistakes, and that is a proven fact. To think that somehow the death penalty is exempt from mistakes (or abuse) is just naive. To execute an innocent man is to commit the exact crime government strives to avenge with the death penalty.

    6. Re:the problem with capital punishment... by awkScooby · · Score: 1
      Incidentally, there is an easy way to avoid paying a high cost for the effects of viruses: don't let them infect your systems in the first place. And that's easy: keep them patched and up-to-date.

      It isn't quite that easy. There have been exploits in the past which have been out before patches were available. To protect against that, you need to not be running the exploitable service. So, you should also run with as few services turned on as possible. Unfortunately, in Windows you can't turn most of them off without making your system unusable. So, you need a firewall. And you need to never execute downloaded code... and don't use Outlook or Internet Explorer... and don't run a software firewall which is one of the ones with security vulnerabilities...

      A major problem with capital punishment for virus writers is that many viruses are written outside of the US. There are some countries who will not extradite criminals to the US if they will be facing the death penalty. I'm sure we can twist the Patriot Act around to allow our government to throw virus writers in jail without trial, and to allow the use of torture...

    7. Re:the problem with capital punishment... by Ifni · · Score: 1
      Incidentally, there is an easy way to avoid paying a high cost for the effects of viruses: don't let them infect your systems in the first place. And that's easy: keep them patched and up-to-date.

      I have serious problems with this way of thinking. This is equivalent to saying that there is an easy way to avoid getting spam - just install and maintain a spam filter. The costs in time and effort to keep systems patched is enormous. Yes, it is unrealistic to expect that you can keep a system safe without constant patch application, but the burden is being placed in the wrong spot.

      First, software should be written to be more secure and error free. It can never be 100% secure or error free, sure, but multiple patches per month is inane. Because the Internet has made the distribution of patches easy, it has become part of the development model to release incopmpletely tested software because issues can be fixed in a patch.

      Secondly, and especially with the window between announcing of a vulnerability and the release of an exploit in the wild constantly shrinking, other forms of deterrance must be enlisted - namely the law. Because eventually, the virus exploiting the flaw will hit even the most rigorous system administrator before he has had a chance to patch his systems. Then youe "easy" way has failed, and it is not the system administrator's fault.

      And lastly, it is expensive. Because virus writers and spammers are constantly modifying their tools to curcumvent the tools employed by the system administrators to keep them out, the system administrators have to constantly modify their defenses to continue to keep them out. This creates a huge industry for anti-virus software and spam filter software companies, sure, but it creates a huge time sink for the system administrators and a huge cost sink for the companies they work for.

      When I became an SA, I knew what I was signing on for. I knew that patching and constant vigilance and long hours were par for the course. But nothing says that I shouldn't expect some help. My employer has locks on the doors, and a security guard, and cameras and scanners. But if someone should happen to circumvent all of that and steal something from my company, it still has legal recourse. It can expect some help from the law in apprehending the perpetrators and reclaming its damages. I'll ignore the insurance company, since it is an optional coverage provided by the private sector, and hence no different than many private sector solutions for viruses. And yes, the chances of the police making the location of our stolen goods any type of priority is slim. But if there were a rash of crimes affecting a large number of businesses all verifiably involving the same perpetrators, you bet the law will get involved, and heavily. How does that differ from a virus infection?

      --

      Oh, was that my outside voice?

    8. Re:the problem with capital punishment... by hak1du · · Score: 1

      First, software should be written to be more secure and error free.

      Vote with your dollars--you don't have to run software that requires weekly security patches.

      Secondly, and especially with the window between announcing of a vulnerability and the release of an exploit in the wild constantly shrinking, other forms of deterrance must be enlisted - namely the law.

      It's the system administrator's choice that he runs software that he knows to be the frequent target of virus writers and that he knows to be full of exploits.

      And lastly, it is expensive.

      Sure, but it is also expensive to maintain a police force, put tough penalties in place, and to implement an infrastructure that permits tracking down cybercriminals.

      Viruses exist and someone has to pay for the cost of dealing with them. The questions are (1) is it cheaper/more effective to prevent or to hunt down perpetrators, and (2) who should pay the cost--your business or the tax payer?

      I think it's cheaper to prevent. And if the emphasis is put on tax-payer funded law enforcement, rather than business-funded prevention, we take away the incentive of businesses to actually select and implement virus-proof software.

      In fact, I think the way to get software to be secure is to hold businesses themselves liable for any damages that arise to their customers from viruses and break-ins. That way, the market would end up making the right tradeoffs: should we use computers for this business function at all, and if we do, which software should we use?

      The best way to continue the status quo of flaky, virus-prone software is to place the responsibility on the tax payer and the government. Is that what you want? I don't.

    9. Re:the problem with capital punishment... by Ifni · · Score: 1
      Vote with your dollars--you don't have to run software that requires weekly security patches.

      And, pray tell, what software would that be? A quick stop by CERT shows about twice as many Open Source exploits as Windows. And, quite frankly, all it takes is one. And how do I use my uber-secure software to prevent a DDoS attack from the rest of the world that runs unpatched systems. The point I was making was that there are environmental factors beyond the control of an administrator that can only be mitigated by legal recourse (i.e. using government resources to find and punish those responsible). It is a community wide problem, and should therefore be dealt with on a community wide basis.

      The best way to continue the status quo of flaky, virus-prone software is to place the responsibility on the tax payer and the government. Is that what you want? I don't.

      I see what you are trying to say. If the responsibility is placed on the developers, then the software will improve and we will all live happily ever after. The problem is that software can NEVER be perfect. Granted, I took programming classes over a decade ago, so maybe the technology has changed, but I very much doubt it. So, we build a system very much like our medical system - every time a problem slips through, we sue the doctor (developer), forcing them to carry insane amounts of insurance, which in turn jacks up the price of the product. When my company has to pay $20,000USD for an OS license because of this, it is safe to assume that the cost will be borne by our customers, as it will for EVERY industry making use of computers. Is this less expensive than making use of an infrastructure that is ALREADY IN PLACE? I think not.

      And, because it will probably come up, let me explain the doctor/developer conclusion above. You state In fact, I think the way to get software to be secure is to hold businesses themselves liable for any damages that arise to their customers from viruses and break-ins. Well, as seen with the SCO suit, when this happens, businesses will seek to get legal assurance from the software provider that their software is secure, and that the developer (or his company) will pay these damages if their software fails to act as advertised. By the way, this kills Open Source overnight because there is noone to sue, and hence businesses will be unwilling to shoulder that responsibility alone.

      So, now we've cemented Microsoft's dominance as a software provider and significantly raised the barrier to entry for other competitors. And if it's cheaper to eat the insurance costs than actually fix the software, what recourse do we have when MS takes the cheap way out?

      I'm perfectly happy with my $20,000USD OS - how's yours? Oh, that's right, it's the same.

      --

      Oh, was that my outside voice?

  45. Other Inveresting Questions of Value by PhyrricVictory · · Score: 1

    > it does raise some interesting issues about how much 'value' society puts on certain types of harm and the author's view of a government's role in protecting us from it. Someone robs a quick-e-mart, steals 200 bucks, and gets 10 years in prison for armed robbery. Someone robs a company of billions and little or nothing happens, maybe mansion arrest.

  46. Why stop there? by awhelan · · Score: 1

    expand this to the people who buy herbal viagra, the people who open the "official_paper_virus_not_found.scr" attachments, and anyone who clicks on a flashing banner because they're "visitor number 22194!"

  47. Death costs more than life... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    Death penality opponents point out that under most state laws, a death sentance generates an automatic grounds for appeal and other safety measures to designed to lower the risk of executing an innocent person... therefore, it actually costs "the system" more to go through the execution process than it does to lock the person up in prison for life.

    This article neglects the fact that a death penalty case spends more time in court than a typical case, which would impact the financial values the author is assigning.

  48. Stupid Article by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Which would you rather have, the safety or the cash? Almost every American would take the cash; that's exactly what we learn from studies like Viscusi's."

    This is just dumb. Perhaps if the monetary value were higher than the 83 cents they've calculated. They also fail to take into account that the safety increase is not just for that individual, but also for everyone they care about. So, would you rather have 83 cents, or the knowledge that you, your family, and friends are slightly safer?

    Stupid, pointless article.

    --
    You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. --Winston Churchill
    1. Re:Stupid Article by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Um, TheFlyingGoat, that's not the author's opinion, that's an empirical observation of what people do. While you are welcome to question the reasoning or the rationality, if you want to question the reality, you'd better produce your own study that contradicts it.

      They also fail to take into account that the safety increase is not just for that individual, but also for everyone they care about.

      No, the surveyed people fail to take that into account, on average.

      I think you need to learn more about econometrics and how science works before firing your mouth off. Why not challenge the satire, which you're supposed to do anyhow, or take the time to actually learn what science has produced, instead of thinking you're so smart that you know better? You aren't smarter then science and you don't know better. You're just flat wrong.

  49. Grandma by J_Omega · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I first laughed at the simple concept of it.

    But what happens if a nasty worm/virus starts disrupting food transport, shredding hospital documents, places trains on the same track, open the doors in the CDC, route airplanes into skyscrapers?

    A properly designed infection could wreak havoc, and kill hundreds, thousands?

    I realize that I'm being overly dramatic, but there's probably a point where capital punishment WOULD be a justifiable answer.

    1. Re:Grandma by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      But then the crime would be (intent to) kill or harm in addition to writing the virus. Maybe a punishment of execution and a million-dollar fine or something.

  50. Caveat Emptor by lsw · · Score: 4, Interesting


    While reading the article, just bear in mind that Slate is owned and paid by Microsoft.

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    Ironclad Security only exists when you have Chuck Norris on the shift. Do we really have to discuss this? (Plutonite)
    1. Re:Caveat Emptor by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      While reading comments here, just keep in mind Slashdot is owned and paid by OSDN / VA Software (aka VA Linux).

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      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
  51. Crime and Punishment= by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Want to eliminate certain types of crime?

    Make the punishment so harsh, no one will want to commit said crime.

    This either:

    (a) Solves the problem

    or

    (b) Turns your country into a police state.

    Which will it be?

    --
    So rise up, all ye lost ones, as one, we'll claw the clouds.
    1. Re:Crime and Punishment= by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

      more likely:

      (a) Solves the problem

      and

      (b) Turns your country into a police state.

      --
      "I don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots." -George H.W. Bush
    2. Re:Crime and Punishment= by chill · · Score: 1

      Right.

      This has been SO effective in eliminating capital crimes like murder.

      The two main problems are:

      Most people don't think before/during committing a crime.

      Those that do frequently think "they aren't going to catch me, so I'm not going to get punished and I don't have to worry".

      Most crime exists because a good many people are lazy and stupid, and that is part of human nature.

      Well... to qualify that...a good deal of crime exists today because lots of people can't mind their own business and insist on not only telling other people what not to do, but getting together and making as many laws as possible.

      -Charles

      --
      Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    3. Re:Crime and Punishment= by ozonator · · Score: 1

      The CBC has shown an excellent documentary relating to this, comparing the effects of increasing harshness of punishment with increasing emphasis on rehabilitation. It's called To Kill or To Cure, and is worth seeing. If you missed it or don't get CBC TV, there's a good summary on the website.

      The documentary covers a lot of interesting ground, but one fact from it that's particularly striking is that an increase in the harshness of punishment doesn't result in a reduction in the crime rate.

    4. Re:Crime and Punishment= by srleffler · · Score: 1
      Ironically, this strategy can have unintended effects. I read once that a state (California?) at one point increased the penalty for kidnapping to be the same as the penalty for murder. Sounds good, right? Kidnapping is a serious crime and we certainly want to do everything possible to prevent it.

      The problem: if the penalty for kidnapping is the same as murder, it's in a kidnapper's best interests to always kill the victim. The punishment is the same, and you eliminate a witness. They can only execute you or throw you in jail for life once.

      You would have the same problem if the punishment for virus writing were death. It would be in the virus writer's interest to do anything to avoid being caught and convicted, up to and including killing potential witnesses.

  52. so.. by radja · · Score: 2, Insightful

    should we also execute fraudulent managers of big corporations?

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    No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
    --Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
  53. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1, Flamebait

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  54. Hackers! by Spackler · · Score: 1


    Hackers.

    Kill em all, and let God sort it out!

  55. Deterence is not measured in the ammount of money by ganhawk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    saved. Capital punishment deters the ammount of people killed. You cant quntify that a life is worth 10 millions and argue based on that.

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  56. Just wrong by jb.hl.com · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Capital punishment is inexcusable. Full stop.

    Even tongue in cheek, it's just wrong to say that another person should die for writing computer viruses. It's also wrong to say that another person should die for killing someone.

    Confiscate computers, not somebody's life.

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  57. on irc by L.+VeGas · · Score: 2

    SK: d00d, I just got sentenced to death.
    l4Mer: sux0r
    SK: At least I'm going to die for something important.
    l4Mer: I'll sell you one of my lives. PayPal me.

  58. GAH! by Xel'Naga · · Score: 2, Funny
    If we can effectively deter malicious hackers by cutting off their supply of Twinkies or crippling their EverQuest avatars, then there's no need to fry them.

    I swear to god, if they nerf archery, I'll write a worm that'll bring the world to it's knees!

    Xel'Naga

  59. Hear Hear!!! by zulux · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I tired of "white-collar" crime that ruins family, lives, and dreams getting such light punishment.

    A ghetto-born man who kills a police officer gets executed.

    A suburb-born CPA that ruins the retirements of thousands of families gets a slap on the
    wrist.

    It's not fair, just, or right.

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    1. Re:Hear Hear!!! by Ectospheno · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I'm going to lose some karma on this one but somone has to respond to this silliness.

      A suburb-born CPA who kills a police officer gets executed.

      A ghetto-born man who ruins the retirements of thousands of families gets a slap on the wrist.

      The problem isn't one of race or money. The problem is that sentences don't match the crime. Your initial statement was correct but your example brings elements into the situation that merely cloud the actual point.

    2. Re:Hear Hear!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A suburb-born CPA that ruins the retirements of thousands of families gets a slap on the wrist.

      This CPA killed who? What now?

    3. Re:Hear Hear!!! by merdark · · Score: 1

      A suburb-born CPA that ruins the retirements of thousands of families gets a slap on the wrist.

      Ok, these worms may cost companies money in bandwidth and tech time, but come on, they don't *ruin the retirements of thousands of families*.

    4. Re:Hear Hear!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But a suburb-born CPA who kills a police officer would most likely be executed as well... apples and oranges.

    5. Re:Hear Hear!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you can't very well fine a person below the poverty line, now can you?

      To me, there seems to be a big difference between
      violent crimes and non-violent crimes from a societal standpoint. Someone who thinks that
      a switchblade is the proper solution is a far larger problem than a greedy pencil-pusher.

      I think the important thing is to do what we
      can to make sure the problems don't happen again.

    6. Re:Hear Hear!!! by jfengel · · Score: 1

      I agree with your sentiment, but I need to quibble on a few details.

      One: Police officers are given a special protected status because their jobs are risks taken for the public safety. Injuring one is treated as an attack not just on a person but on the public safety in general, because it makes it harder for the police to do their jobs. So the sentences are harsher. (Whether harsher sentences actually deter crime is a different question.)

      Two: I don't think you'd find three to five years in prison, or even six months, to be a slap on the wrist. It's wildly unpleasant and wrecks your life for decades to come. That "ghetto-born" men might consider it a risk worth taking speaks a lot to just how much their lives suck to start with.

  60. Get the Criminal CEO's and Economists Instead by The+Importance+of · · Score: 1

    I would be more persuaded by Landsburg's argument if it had hit a little more close to home for Landsburg: Execute Those Criminals in Steve Landsburg's Social Stratum.

  61. You missed the point by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

    We're not talking about human beings, we're talking about virus writers :-)

    (*cough*) Not that *I* would ever do anything like that :-)
    Simon

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  62. How come by Santana · · Score: 1

    How can killing people be better than educating them (do not open suspicious e-mails, do not download suspicious software, write better software, etc;)

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    1. Re:How come by m1chael · · Score: 0

      Who said execution is not educational?

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    2. Re:How come by Santana · · Score: 1

      Would you say executing people is better than enforcing to write better code, not open suspicious e-mails, etc?

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    3. Re:How come by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Unfortunatly you could lock someones account down enough that the virus could do nothing unless the root password was entered and a not insignificant portion of computer users would follow the directions to install it with root privledges (if they are granted the privledges themeselves).

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  63. You've got the wrong executee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Starting one year from today, each major virus outbreak will result in the execution of one senior Microsoft executive selected at random.

  64. Unbelievable by relativePositioning · · Score: 1

    This whole article is an accountant's view of morality. Its repugnant to hear anyone discuss the merits of another peron's death based upon how much it will cost someone else. It seems as though people with money should have the right to demand executions. Damn that Linus fellow, he cost me 30 billion dollars, he is _so_ executed.

    On top of this whole problem is a cause and effect error. Are these virus and worm writers helping software and hardware makers build more secure systems or are they causing the downfall of western civilization? Imagine if there was no virus writers for the last few decades and then throw in a really nasty fellar that destroys all the data of every networked device on the planet.

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  65. Lets get tough with white collar criminals by TXP · · Score: 2

    Who do more damage in my opinion before we start executing the script kiddies and bored teenage hackers.

  66. Reality Creep by ddelrio · · Score: 1

    I think the real reason that people take murder more seriously than worm-authoring is because, for most of us, even when the computer's completely hosed, we still have our TVs. But if you're dead, you're going to miss all your favorite shows. Screw that!

  67. This is idiotic by notasheep · · Score: 1

    If someone writes a worm/virus that ends up costing me money...well, I can always make more money.

    There's really no way to recover from being murdered.

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  68. Re:Wow: Wasted Life: 1 person vs 1 million by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Tounge-in-cheek or not, this article is comparing a person's life to a dollar figure. Now, I'm as much a fan of cleaning out virii as anyone else, but that's just messed up. How much is a human life worth?

    How about equating this in term of life-hours destroyed? A murder takes, at most, 872,000 hours (100 years) of one person's life. But a virus creator takes hours from each of millions of people's lives. The total "life lost" is worse with computer viruses.

    Moreover, I'd argue that the victim's life destroyed by virus/worm/trojan infections is far worse than murder as it is more a prolonged torture rather than a quick end.

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  69. A Level Of Abstraction by NoMoreFood · · Score: 1

    Would this idea merit more worth if a hospital claimed Sasser crashed medical equipment resulting in a patient's death?

    (And yes, some newer hospital equipment runs on Windows)

  70. Abu Ghraib = terrorists by zihamesh · · Score: 1

    Better still, start calling them software terroristorisers. That should get the Shrub's interest.

    1. Re:Abu Ghraib = terrorists by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      software terroristorisers

      Sounds like something you'd hear in a Bush speech.

  71. In the spirit of Jonathan Swift by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Good to see that the style of Jonathan Swift's famous modest proposal for aleviating poverty in Ireland is still around. His idea was to treat impoverished Irish children as livestock to be fattened up for consumption. A tongue cannot become more firmly embedded in a cheek!

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    1. Re:In the spirit of Jonathan Swift by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how people still delude themselves that he was joking.

      Now, if you'll excuse me, I think my dinner's ready...

  72. Perhaps another meaning? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    which argues based on economic theory (and somewhat tongue-in-cheek) that it is a 'better investment' to execute the creators of worms, virus and trojan authors, than murderers.

    Maybe this is also a tongue-in-cheek way of saying that perhaps exicuting people itself is stupid? most of the rest of the world has stopped it already.

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  73. Denies What Makes Us Human by lperdue · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If cost-effectiveness ruled us, we'd quickly euthanize all with Alzheimers, mental and emotional disabilities not to mention those with chronic addictions like tobacco, heroin etc. -- they just COST too much.

    Because casualties tie up needed resources on the battlefield, all wounded (both sides) would be killed.

    This would be cognitive Darwinism at its most extreme -- eliminate the ineffective and inefficient. So what if we lose a Hawking here or there.

    OTOH, this has been tried before: By the Third Reich and through the sterilization of "mental defectives" in the U.S. in the first few decades of the last century.

    The decision to extend MERCY, to make a decision to be compassionate in the face of raw efficiency is the essence of what makes us human.

    Society has a right to protect itself, but there are better ways of doing it than checking our humanity at the door.

  74. Real value of a human life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think people are slightly out of touch on the real value of a human life.

    Even if a worm destroyed every corporate workstation on this planet, it wouldn't do as much damage to the world as one human being killed.

    No-one has a price on their head.

  75. Re:FIRST POST!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, this is teh lamest First Post ever!

  76. Only An American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only an American would think that killing is the solution to every problem.

  77. Economists should take a clue from ecology by Cryogenes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would argue that virus and worm writers fulfill an important role in software ecology. Billions have been spent on making computers safer from Ninja, CodeRed and Sasser. Without these threats the money would not have been spent and nearly every PC would be wide open today. Can you see how much power that would give to those who do not fear the death penalty?

    If we were to kill all harmful bacteria today, infections will go back dramatically. But when, in 80 years, a new strain happens to come into existence, nobody will have any immunity system and humanity will be wiped in 24 hours.

    1. Re:Economists should take a clue from ecology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Billions have been spent on making computers safer from Ninja"

      That's just beautiful. Who needs context anyway?

    2. Re:Economists should take a clue from ecology by cpghost · · Score: 1

      If we were to kill all harmful bacteria today, infections will go back dramatically.

      You can't kill all harmful bacteria. We've tried this with antibiotica, only to notice, much to our sorrow, that new stems of resistent bacteria and virii evolved.

      As far as virus/worm writers are concerned: you couldn't eliminate all of them either. It is not even possible to root out drug dealers and other common criminals; how do you expect to catch all virus writers? All it takes to wreck havoc in the Windows monoculture is a single prolific virus creator who may be operating from some dark place on this planet.

      Better to grow up and fix that crappy OS which allows for virii to do so much harm so easily! After all, Redmond is a single point you can put pressure on. Instead of wasting resources trying to catch trillion flies, concentrate on the shit producer that attracts them in the first place (to speak bluntly).

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  78. Government and morality by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

    As for myself, I hold that the government's job is to improve our lives, not to impose its morality. In this, I take my stand with the president of the United States, who, in a 2000 debate against Al Gore, said quite explicitly that nothing other than deterrence can justify the death penalty.

    Well... that lack of morality might be what is causing said president problems in Iraq right now. :P

    But, seriously, it was my impression that the president constantly mixed religion and politics... It doesn't get much more moral than that.

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  79. Don't kill - HUMILIATE by wowbagger · · Score: 1
    Don't kill these scum - humiliate them, VERY publicly.

    1. Set up stocks.
    2. Set up webcams pointed at stocks.
    3. Place virus writers in stocks.
    4. Place text overlay on webcams, with virus writer's real name, address, any online aliases, and the virus created.
    5. Place baskets of rotten eggs/fruit/vegatables for public use nearby.
    6. Every day, cane the shit (literally) out of the kid. Be sure to capture it on video.
    7. Repeat for a week.
    8. Archive footage. Insure Google indexes it, so that any search on name or nick brings up the footage.
    9. DETERRENCE!


    Let the little shits SEE their brethren being publicly humiliated. Let the little shits SEE that this will follow them for the rest of their lives.

    1. Re:Don't kill - HUMILIATE by DocSnyder · · Score: 2, Funny
      Don't kill these scum - humiliate them, VERY publicly.

      What about having them pose naked next to a sign "I'm selling penis enlargements"?

    2. Re:Don't kill - HUMILIATE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah i agree, i think we should beat the crap out of the people who are responsible for choosing microsoft software to power their company's systems, not only that but the stupid idiots who use outlook and ofcourse the basterds at microsoft who single left those really really stupid holes in.

      Also can i beat all those fucking idiot kids who think they're gangsta-rude-boys? they have absolutely zero use in our society they walk around with their stupid hoodies-over-bassball-caps thinking they are the bitches but in reality they should be tied to a post and beaten to death with a bassball-bat.

  80. How much = by J_Omega · · Score: 1

    depends on the life insurance policy.

  81. Feed Linux-Unaware IT Managers to the Worms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zero Windows, Zero Worms. Period.

    Virus, Trojans and related "threats" are just logic consequences of the poor quality of Microsoft products.

    Shall we kill anyone for that, we'd better send the Microsoft staff to death row :)

  82. Re:The economics of executing liars.. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    Criticising your king, er, sorry, 'president' eh? Stand by to be labelled unpatriotic. Ten bucks says you get at least one 'troll' mod for that one!

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  83. This will get abused very soon... by DocSnyder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As soon as someone shouts for capital punishment after IT crimes, writing viruses or sending spam would be the least of all cases, compared to intellectual property violations. RIAA, MPAA, BSA and others would like to see thousands of software/media pirates executed. These associations have much more power than all anti-spam initatives together.

  84. Let's not forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    old people, the unemployed, those in third world nations, surplus children. You also don't need one man per woman, so lets kill off some of those as wel1. Heck, lets just kill off pretty well all the people who produce less than a certain amount of dollars per year, leaving just enough extra people for breeding. Isn't that th eway to maximise per capita income.

    Of course economists have yet to work out that the real standard of living (as measured on one's death bed) is only loosely related to the number of DVD players one can afford, once hunger has been satisfied.

  85. Why the government, indeed! by J_Omega · · Score: 1

    Why should taxpayers have to pocket the bounties?

    Most of the problems have their basis for what comes out of Redmond. I say encourage Microsoft to put out more bounties!

    Here in the US, that's the beginning of a TV show: "MS's Most Wanted"

  86. Property Crime by Detritus · · Score: 1

    Every time someone says that X is just a property crime, stop and think about it. Someone spent a substantial part of their life earning the money that paid for the stuff that was stolen or destroyed. That's time that they are not going to get back. It's also why I support severe penalties, including capital punishment, for so-called white-collar criminals who knowingly defraud the public. If someone puts thousands of people in the poor-house, they should pay a severe penalty.

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    1. Re:Property Crime by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      I'd include identity theft and credit card fraud in that list as well.

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  87. Too busy.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...a government's role in protecting us from it."

    The same governement that pays certain companies to build the infrastructure that makes it possible for a 12y old to write a virus/worm/whatever that can take this infrastructure down in seconds is supposed to help us protect it????

    They are too busy fighting "evildoers" and other shadows.

  88. Obligatory bash.org quote: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  89. Seems to me ... by slushbat · · Score: 1

    That the economics would be massively improved by auctioning the job of executioner hehehe

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  90. wtf? by MasTRE · · Score: 1

    This is, by far, the most retarded thing I've read on /.

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  91. harsher sentence doesn't deter as much as by xutopia · · Score: 1
    chances of getting cought.

    Anyways I'm not surprised this was on slate. MS has everything to gain to push politicians to make it a bigger crime, that way they don't have to fix their problems, politicians do it for them.

  92. How about killing speeders? by widderslainte · · Score: 1

    Speeding on the roads causes lots of accidents. And more importantly (by this guy's logic) uses more gas. If we started executing people for speeding, imaging how much money "we" could save.

    1. Re:How about killing speeders? by asl24 · · Score: 0

      You do realize this would mean that all we would have left would be grannies, kids too young to have drivers licences, and those who can't even bum a car off of a roommate. So, like, my grandmother, kid sister, and self.

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  93. I've got an angle.... by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive! -- Hanover Fiste, Heavy Metal (1981)

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  94. Destructive viruses spread slowly by Quantum+Jim · · Score: 1

    As soon as there is a virus/trojan/etc. that spreads easily and is highly destructive

    Yet highly destructive viruses can't spread easily if they kill their host machine before spreading! It's like the ebola virus: it kills its host so efficiently that it often dies with it. If you really wanted the virus to spread easily and be destructive, it should only deliver its payload if it can't reach the network. But if it can't reach the net, then it won't spread so easily. It's a reverse chick-and-the-egg problem!

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    1. Re:Destructive viruses spread slowly by kabocox · · Score: 1

      you really wanted the virus to spread easily and be destructive, it should only deliver its payload if it can't reach the network. But if it can't reach the net, then it won't spread so easily. It's a reverse chick-and-the-egg problem!

      Actually, I'm looking forward to the first highly productive virus/trojan. Think of a virus who's sole purpose is to turn on windows auto update and fully patch Windows and Office. Or one that donates free cycles automatically to Protein Folding or is itself a fairly good firewall program that blocks other virus. Here is an idea, have it install adaware and spybot run them and delete itself only after it has confirmed to have infected atleast 10 other machines. Having a built-in expire date and fully GPLed would be good to. You could always write it with a highly restrived EULA and to call home to verify that it isn't being pirated. (It doesn't matter that it is designed to spread like a virsus.) Then you could sent the BSA a list of all the businesses that are illegally pirating your highly customized software and let the BSA get the money.

    2. Re:Destructive viruses spread slowly by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      simple use a goal/time trigger, after a machine is infected for more than x days or has successfully infected y other machines it proceeds to destroy the system on next boot (or shutdown) also have a few self-protect triggers such as reboot/nuke when it detects countermeasures such as a norton install CD inserted into the CD rom, access to AV websites, creation of a boot floppy.

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    3. Re:Destructive viruses spread slowly by Turo+T+Lamminen · · Score: 0

      Yet highly destructive viruses can't spread easily if they kill their host machine before spreading!

      That's where you're wrong, see for example How to 0wn the Internet in Your Spare Time. Someone could write a virus that infects all vulnerable hosts within MINUTES. If the virus could spread that rapidly, you could simply have it wipe the hard drives after x minutes. It would be fast, deadly and damn near impossible to prevent. When (not if, when) someone goes ahead and does something like this, we're all going to be fucked.

    4. Re:Destructive viruses spread slowly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When (not if, when) someone goes ahead and does something like this, we're all going to be fucked.

      If something like this did happen, thats where its nice to have your system updated to begin with. Most worms are designed to use previously exploited holes in systems.

      Plus having a firewall helps a bit.

    5. Re:Destructive viruses spread slowly by IncohereD · · Score: 1

      But the virus would eventually stop spreading once all infectable hosts had been destroyed. Whereas even the oldest net worms are still causing nuisance traffic on the net, wasting bandwidth the rest of us could be using.

    6. Re:Destructive viruses spread slowly by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I've thought of doing this, but I've eventually decided that if I ever wrote a virus, it wouldn't be destructive, beyond wasting bandwidth. It would be proof-of-concept. Maybe even deliver an ultimatum -- have each of the boxes email the admins and say that they had better meet my demands or secure their machines or I will make it destructive.

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    7. Re:Destructive viruses spread slowly by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      I don't want a nuisance virus, we have plenty of them, i want the fucktards who leave their worm-infested machine on the net to get a fucking clue.

      Hell maybe even make the "defensive" trigger be automated self removal when it detects even a half assed attempt to see why the machine is running slow. that way it only destroys the machines of idiots who leave their worm infested boxen online long enough to complete it's goal.

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    8. Re:Destructive viruses spread slowly by IncohereD · · Score: 1

      You're way over complicating it. Time has shown all you really need is a message box saying "Do you want to install Captain Destructo 8000 [Yes] [No]".

  95. Virus writers vs. murderers by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A virus writer creates a computer virus which causes a minor inconvenience for a relatively large number of people (and a major inconvenience for a few system administrators). Keep in mind that these people are the people who open up a word document called "I love you".

    A murderer kills someone. He ends their life, forever. They will no longer feel happiness, or sadness, or laugh, or click on "I love you" attachments". A murderer devastates the lives of the countless people who are friends and family of their victim.

    These two acts are not comparable. An "equivalent punishment", be it captial (which I'm opposed to in either crime) or some other, only makes sense if you have a greatly over-inflated view of the "value" of economics.

    1. Re:Virus writers vs. murderers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A virus writer creates a computer virus which causes a minor inconvenience for a relatively large number of people (and a major inconvenience for a few system administrators). Keep in mind that these people are the people who open up a word document called "I love you".

      A murderer kills someone. He ends their life, forever. They will no longer feel happiness, or sadness, or laugh, or click on "I love you" attachments".


      I'm a system administrator. Can I hire this guy?
  96. From an economic standpoint by awhelan · · Score: 1

    This works from an economic standpoint... but that has never been what justice is about. There's the whole "does the punishment fit the crime" issue. Economicly, it also makes sense to execute the unemployed. Also, my parents could really clean up by executing me... they'd save thousands a year on doritos and mt. dew costs... not to mention all that extra basement space... thank god they don't read /. (IANAVA ...virus author)

  97. So everything is about money huh ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Lets not treat patient who are terminaly ill because they cost more than millions of dollars.

    How can we even be talking about killing misguided teenagers ? If everything is about money then someone should kill Steven Landsburg's family and pay him the equivalent for it. Will he accept that ?

    Clueless bastard !

  98. Faulty Logic by greyhoundofdeath · · Score: 1

    The author starts off with the misconception that Capital Punishment reduces murders. If that is the case then Canada and the UK should be awash with bodies from all the unrestrained psychopaths. Why is it then that the US, with its death penalty in many states, still can't get a grip on its murder rate?

  99. Deterrence...a great point by dtjohnson · · Score: 2, Informative

    The author makes a great point on the value of a deterrent.

    We focus all of our efforts on futilely trying to prevent easy-to-commit crimes, such as writing Windows virus scripts, when we should be concentrating more on deterrence. For example, stealing horses a hundred years ago was ridiculously easy. You just walked up to the hitchin rail, grabbed the reins, climbed aboard, and rode off over the horizon...no key required. It would have been impossible to 'prevent' the crime so the punishment focused on deterrence. Horse thieves were publicly derided and executed...sometimes without the benefit of a trial.

    The modern day equivalent of a horse thief is a virus author...or a spammer.

  100. The Economics of Executing People that Don't Patch by magoolsu · · Score: 1

    The Economics of Executing People that Don't Patch Their Computers

    It's kind of like having a gun (loaded) out for the kids to play with. Everybody does it, why patch?

  101. Value of a human life. by Bluesman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think this is quite interesting.

    When estimating the value of human life when making laws, a decent estimate would probably be the value of that life to society.

    I'd pay quite a bit to continue my own life, or someone in my family, but that's for selfish and sentimental reasons only. Odds are, people in Montana couldn't care less whether I live or die, despite what some might say to the contrary. There are only a small amount of people who are actually aware and affected by my existence.

    A simple means of measuring an individual's effect on society as a whole then is the economic impact that person would have over his lifetime. Like him or not, Bill Gates will obviously have a much greater impact on society over his lifetime than your average joe. Many more people have an interest in his continued well-being than they have an interest in mine.

    Should this be weighed when making laws? I don't know. It would seem to me that since Bill Gates has a measurably greater impact on society, he deserves greater compensation for wrongs done to him and also has more responsibility to do the right thing, knowing that his actions affect millions.

    But the economic impact is not the only consequence of crime. I'm not scared to walk through a bad neighborhood at night because I think Martha Stewart is going to jump out of the bushes and rob me. Her crime has little impact on the order of society and the perceived safety of its citizens.

    Similarly, should we prosecute someone who kills a homeless man? They have little impact on society, and their lives aren't worth as much in economic terms. I think, however, most people would reject the idea that some murders are more ok than others based on economic reasons.

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    1. Re:Value of a human life. by hyperstation · · Score: 1

      i don't think it's possible to put a value on any one life, since there are way too many unknown quantities.

      however, i don't buy into the "everyone is equal" bs either. some people are better than others. face it folks, there are some pretty scummy people. to say that they're equal to me or you is an insult.

      but we cant base right or wrong in killing someone based on that. as i said, there are too many unknowns that could affect this persons "worth" in the future.

      human life really isn't too valuable. it's constantly (too constantly?) replinished
      resource. i do not advocate capital punishment in any way, but for the sake of argument, does killing off the "less valuable" humans increase the value of the the species as a whole? quality over quantity.

    2. Re:Value of a human life. by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking something along those lines. From the article:

      "When we say that a human life is worth $10 million, we mean nothing more or less than this: A typical person, faced with a 1-in-10-million chance of death, seems to be willing to pay about a dollar to eliminate that risk."

      That is clearly a calculation of how much someone values their own life. If that person has been murdered, then frankly, who cares about their opinion? It sounds harsh, but it's a simple fact. When you are dead what you want no longer matters.

      This might also explain the issue about blue-collar workers being worth more than white-collar workers. Blue-collar works simply have different priorities and would pay more to save their life than a white-collar who values money more. It's a matter of priorities, not worth.

      Also, the other reason executing virus writers is worth more than executing murders is to do with repeat offending. The article covers deterent, but execution also stops them doing it again. I don't know the numbers, but I would expect many more virus writers write more than one virus, than murders murder more than one person.

    3. Re:Value of a human life. by MartinG · · Score: 1

      since Bill Gates has a measurably greater impact on society, he deserves greater compensation for wrongs done to him

      Doesn't it matter whether his impact is good or bad?

      A suicide bomber can have a great impact on society.

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    4. Re:Value of a human life. by Bluesman · · Score: 1

      Kind of ridiculous to leave out the rest of that sentence: ...and also has more responsibility to do the right thing, knowing that his actions affect millions.

      Also, an economic impact is neither "good" or "bad." In other words, the fact that Bill Gates was born and lived caused billions of dollars to change hands, multiple times, and national wealth to be created, and thousands of people to be employed. This is an impact to society.

      I'm not interested in whether Microsoft is a good software company, because in economic terms, that is neither here nor there.

      If you're going to legislate based purely on economic impact, you can't also consider morality. Then, you'd have to consider ALL of the results of the virus. Maybe it's good that a sysadmin at SCO wasn't able to do his job for a few hours, for example. Does that negate the economic impact in that particular situation?

      This type of legislation would be impossible to enforce, because it's impossible to know what the economic impact of any one action will be. This is why the free market is more efficient than a centrally planned economy.

      I don't have any answers. I don't know why we don't kill virus writers. It seems as if punishments for crimes are fairly arbitrary in Western society. There IS no indicator or assesment we can make to determine whether a punishment is fair.

      Should we execute people for jaywalking? It would certainly prevent many people from doing it. It might even save lives, and make economic sense. But that doesn't make it an appropriate punishment.

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    5. Re:Value of a human life. by Bluesman · · Score: 1

      One other thing, the impact of the suicide bomber, in economic terms, would be different depending where and who he blew himself up.

      Bombing the World Trade Centers has a huge economic impact. Bombing a monster truck rally, while perhaps killing the same amount of people, would likely have a lesser economic impact.

      I'd submit that both are equally wrong, but not according to this article.

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    6. Re:Value of a human life. by Kupek · · Score: 1

      Should this be weighed when making laws?

      No. I don't want to live in a society where economics determine your importance to the law. Yes, I realize that already happens to a certain extent; the rich have access to better lawyers, and through lobbyists, can influence what does become law. But that's not written into our law.

      I think that using economic terms to make a sliding scale for a person's accountability to the law is wrong. I don't understand why anyone would want to do it, either.

    7. Re:Value of a human life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A simple means of measuring an individual's effect on society as a whole then is the economic impact that person would have over his lifetime.

      Simple and wrong. If you think the only effect you'll have on society is economic, you must be a very lonely and miserable person.

    8. Re:Value of a human life. by cyberformer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Martha Stewart's crime has a huge economic impact, because it affects confidence in the stock market. Average people are less likely to invest in stock when we see that the market is rigged to benefit insiders like her and Ken Lay. This drives the market down, and would considered a negative.

      OTOH, the mugger in the bad neighborhood has a positive impact. Because you're afraid to walk through the neighborhood, you might spend money on a bus or cab, buy a gun to defend yourself, or (the fear-instilling news shows' favorite) take out a loan to buy a huge SUV. When the mugger actually shoots or stabs you, he's helping to boost the medical industry. All these show up as positives in the GDP figures. For the economy, fear of crime is good, and actual crime even better!

      This is called the "broken window" fallacy, used to demonstrate the limits of traditional economics. It's particularly relevant to the computer security industry, most of which only exists because Windows is broken.

    9. Re:Value of a human life. by Jo_2521 · · Score: 1

      "When estimating the value of human life when making laws, a decent estimate would probably be the value of that life to society."

      You're on a very slippery slope pursuing this concept. Soon you're discussing about unworthy life, parasites to society and then you're in the middle of nazism.

      As consequence the 3rd article of the german constitution now reads "All people are equal before the law".

  102. The death penalty does not deter murder. by curlyFry · · Score: 4, Informative

    One of the major assumptions by the author of the article (and most people) is that the death penalty deters murder. It doesn't.

    Check out The Death Penalty Inormation Center for more facts, info, and studies.

    All of the authors economic number crunching is totally invalid because of this. :(
    However that doesn't mean that I don't WANT to execute them. ;P

  103. What about mp3 traders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the RIAA were given the authority to summarily capture, try, and execute people who deal in illicit mp3's, would that solve the problem of music theft?

  104. rehabilitation by dollargonzo · · Score: 1

    i think the whole point is that while an infected system can be fixed, someone you executed cannot be rehabilitated, so to speak, and become a wholesome citizen again. same reason why many people are against capital punishment-- unlike any other sentence, it is irreversible. perhaps i should add that i am for capital punishment...

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  105. Damn Capitalist Bastards by Jameth · · Score: 1

    If that ever happens, I am starting a violent revolution. If anyone ever decides that a person deserves a harsher punishment for monetary harm than murder, our capitalist society has taken things too far.

    In all seriousness, money doesn't matter. It isn't real. It isn't what we're here for.

    1. Re:Damn Capitalist Bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll join in

    2. Re:Damn Capitalist Bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article had nothing to do with capitalism. I don't think you understand what the term capitalsim actually means. If you did, you would realize everything the author wrote about applies equally well to, say, socialist, societies.

    3. Re:Damn Capitalist Bastards by Jameth · · Score: 1

      The article related to the concept that money matters, which is largely the basis of capitalism. That is, capitalism is designed as a way to monetarize everything, to make the playing field level for all competitors and to make the entire system very competitive. This would not contrast with socialism, which is about everyone working together, but would contrast with humanitarianism, which is about putting human life above monetary value.

  106. Anyone notice .... by geggam · · Score: 1

    ... The author seems to condone punishment for people who have too much knowledge that could be used for bad? Hemlock anyone?

  107. What an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy is a frickin MORON!!!! and so are all who agree with him. Strange that the article is on MSN.COM

    You have a choice .... run something else if you are sick of viruses and worms, there are other options besides Winblows.

    People are just lazy these days and are so caught up whith what everyone else is doing that they fail to think for themselves.

    I say execute the murderers .. "Eye-for-an-eye" ... Money can never replace LIFE!!!!

    Grow up!

  108. Author's Argument: Human Life has Dollar Value by ltsmash · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The base problem with this article is the author actually believes you can put a dollar value on life. Once one believes this, crazy statements like this follow:

    "Execute the people who write computer worms"

    "Harvard professor Kip Viscusi estimates the value of a life at $4.5 million overall, $7 million for a blue-collar male and $8.5 million for a blue collar female"

    1. Re:Author's Argument: Human Life has Dollar Value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course a human life has a dollar value, which can be measured by how much people spend to save a life in danger. See the discussion in earlier comments. The actual error is that unlike most monetary values, the monetary value of a human life only applies to passive action. It is not generally acceptable to actively harm or end a human life to achieve monetary gain. On the other hand, because we don't have infinite resources we cannot actively spend more than a limited amount on active measures to save individual lives.

      This duality in the applications of the monetary value of human life is quite interesting, but since it is ultimately an obvious observation, I wonder if some economist has already developed an economic theory that would explain the implications of the duality. I'm sure there are plenty of interesting anomalies in the free market system that arise from a monetary value that is not universally applicable...

    2. Re:Author's Argument: Human Life has Dollar Value by Jerf · · Score: 1

      The base problem with this article is the author actually believes you can put a dollar value on life.

      Actually, that's not what he bases his article on and I see a lot of people making this same mistake.

      What the dollar value quoted in the article is based on, if you read carefully, is actual scientific study of how people value their own lives. It is apparently a reasonably stable number (anything that limited to a single factor of magnitude in this context sounds stable to me).

      In other words, people strongly believe that their life has a value and they will make decisions based on that value.

      You can correctly observe that this doesn't prove they are correct, or a number of other things, but the empirical fact is that people consistently behave as if the life they live has a concrete value. If they believed it had infinite value, they would always take any degree of safety over money... but they don't. Neither do you, unless you have not ridden any motor vehicles lately or done a number of other things that are more dangerous then other activities.

    3. Re:Author's Argument: Human Life has Dollar Value by BobaFett · · Score: 1

      You think it's wrong to put dollar value on life? Well, did you drive to work this morning? Driving is dangerous, certainly more dangerous than sitting at home. So you put your life in some extra danger, and you put the lifes of other people in extra danger too. Even if you are the best driver in the world, may be the guy who is about to run the red light would make it through safely if you weren't in the intersection. Why did you drive to work then? You might be able to find some work within walking distance, or work from home. It probably would not pay as well, though. So here we are: for some dollars you have taken a small chance of losing your life. In other words, by your own actions you just placed a dollar value on your life. If you know the average accident rate for your neighborhood, your car type, your driving habits, you could even estimate how much you value your own life.
      Note that if you don't drive to work, the same arguments can be made about many other activities you engage it. Biking puts your life in danger too. May be you flew across the country for a job interview. Every time you choose to expose yourself to some extra danger in exchange for some money or other benefits, you make a statement that the you yourself place a finite value on your own life.

  109. Two venials don't make a mortal by michaelmalak · · Score: 1

    Laissez faire optimizes efficiency, not morality. This story illustrates an excellent counterexample to the prevalent unstated hypothesis that the dollar is the ultimate measure. No moral theologian would agree with the outcome of this economic analysis, let alone agreeing to use economics in the first place as the sole basis for analysis.

  110. The judiciary brings it down by donscarletti · · Score: 1
    I believe that getting reasonable on crime is the job of the judiciary. Every time I have seen a punishment get milder it seems it is based on common, rather than statutory law.

    Politicians need to butch up to get elected every few years in a public pissing match. A Judge's merit is not found by slinging bullshit every election but by being fair. Where I come from judges are appointed for life, the only way they can loose their job is by making bad choices, therefore a judge has nothing to gain by promising to crucify small time pot dealers in a publicity grab.

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  111. Actually it isn't that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worm writers: a) make software more reliable, even buggy EE/OE b) create and feed new industry - antivirus. I bet some of worms were created by antivirus guys c) create more jobs - in other words *give* money to the people not *steal* them away d) make end-user more educated and computer literate Certainly worms irratates but put a good AV filter and use good OS/Browser and you are safe

  112. If you want to save money... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Rewarding murderers, rapists, and child molesters with a lifetime of food, shelter, and medical care at taxpayer expense is even more wrong.
    Executing people in the US is more expensive than a lifetime of incarceration. Of course it would cut the cost if we just dispensed with the lengthy appeals process, in fact we could even eliminate trials altogether. A summary execution with a single bullet in the back of the head would be very cost-effective. The way things are going with this administration, that might not be so far off. Already the Chinese feel in a position to issue reports damning America's human rights record. I'd recommend reading the report - you might find that they have a point.
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    1. Re:If you want to save money... by (trb001) · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This 'report' that you mention, written up on worldnetdaily is ridiculous. Overvly vague, it gives statements without backing them up and brings up numbers to justify its position without mentioning the numbers aren't BAD. For instance:

      "The United States ranked first in private ownership of guns, resulting in drastic rise in gun-related crimes."

      BS. We own a lot of guns because we're allowed to, it's in our Constitution and the vast majority of these people use guns responsibly. Outlawing guns does not make a society safer, it just moves guns into the black market.

      "According to the outcome of a survey released by Washington D.C.Mayor Anthony A. Williams, 60,000 people out of the 600,000 population in Washington used drugs and indulged in excessive drinking" ...and I'm proud to call myself part of that group. Excessive drinking is a damn right, as long as it's done in the safety of your own home.

      "The jails nationwide receive 700 new inmates every week in the U.S. where 701 out of every 100,000 people are in prison"

      That's .7%, and if they did the crime, they can do the time.

      "According to a report by Amnesty International, more than 700,000 inmates were held in high security prisons and there they are compelled to stay in wards for 23 hours a day and even longer, subjected to ruthless and inhuman treatment and humiliation"

      I assume they're talking about high-security lockdown, reserved for heinous crimes or prisoners who can't get along with the other prisoners and start fights or kill them. I say kill them off, but we keep them around and away from other people.

      "Statistical figures from the Center for Responsive Politics showed that Lockheed Martin Corp., the country's biggest arms dealer.."

      They're a DEFENSE CONTRACTOR! They design and produce weapons for the government.

      An increasing number of US media organizations are getting involved in false reporting or cheating scandals. On June 5, 2003, two chief editors of the New York Times resigned after their role in a plagiarism scandal was exposed. John Barrie, head of Plagiarism.org in Oakland, California, claimed that "every newspaper in this country is not doing due diligence" and "everybody's got this problem".

      This is isolated, at best. With the number of newspapers in this country, it's going to happen somewhere. Funny that China would talk about OUR press system when theirs is government owned...

      "Certain policies of the US government, instead of helping narrowing the country's wealth gap, have aggravated the rich-poor disparity and led to an unfair distribution of wealth"

      We live in a Capitalistic society, it's not the government's job to play Robin Hood.

      Okay, I'm not even half way through this thing, and it's just packed with blatant lies and half-truths. Did you read this before posting?

      --trb

    2. Re:If you want to save money... by Stiletto · · Score: 1


      First, you say the report is ridiculous, then you go on to admit, point by point, that everything in it is true. So which is it?

    3. Re:If you want to save money... by (trb001) · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I said it was filled with blatant lies and half-truths. For instance, if I'm writing about how horrible Wheat Thins are, I could write "These little crackers, made from the grain grown by the working class farmer and his underprivileged household, contain 10 calories apiece! Over the course of a serving, that's almost 500 calories! No wonder Americans are getting fat!". Wheat Thins aren't terribly bad for you, the farmer is doing what he wants to do for his living and neither has anything to do with Americans getting fat, yet all statements are true.

      You can mix up any words to build something that sounds more ominous than it really is.

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    4. Re:If you want to save money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "BS. We own a lot of guns because we're allowed to, it's in our Constitution and the vast majority of these people use guns responsibly. Outlawing guns does not make a society safer, it just moves guns into the black market."

      BS yourself. Fact is there is much more gun crime in countries which allow people to carry guns. Simple fact. Outlawing guns does make society safer, because it means we can arrest people with guns *before* they kill people with them. Why do americans find this so hard to understand? Keep them for the sentiment, by all means. But don't kid yourself it makes you safer.

    5. Re:If you want to save money... by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's .7%, and if they did the crime, they can do the time.

      Two questions:
      A) Is the punishment justified based on the nature of the crime? Take the example of the kid doing 26 years for selling marijuana to other students. That's more punishment than many murderers and rapists will get.
      B) Why did they commit the crime, and can we do something about that cause? In other words, can we attack crime at the roots rather than ripping it out after it's sprouted up?

      The fact is that we have the largest percentage of our population who are or have done time of any nation in the world. Our rates have been climbing steadly for the several decades from .2% of our population in prison in 1978 to .7% today. He make up 5% of the population of the planet, but we have 25% of the world's prison population. Furthermore, a whopping 4.8% of the black population is in prison right now. That's nearly 1 in 20 and suggests a broken racial and economic policy. It doesn't help that that means 1 in 20 black people won't be able to find a decent job anymore once they're out.

      Most of these offenders are there due to drug policy, especially "possession" violations. The federal prison population swelled from 57,000 in 1990 to 130,000 in 2000. 75,000 were drug offenders, and in 1999 over half of all drug offenders were first time offenders receiving on average 4 years in prison. Now, I'm not for legalizing drugs, but I am for taking it down from prison time and from having to report it on job applications for the rest your ruined life to a traffic-sized fine and mandatory rehab. Considering the root causes of drug abuse and its minimal effect on society compared to other crimes, we should be looking into constructive rather than destructive solutions for fixing people's lives. It would save both lives and taxpayer dollars to not have to house all these people in prison.

      I assume they're talking about high-security lockdown, reserved for heinous crimes or prisoners who can't get along with the other prisoners and start fights or kill them. I say kill them off, but we keep them around and away from other people.

      No, actually, they're probably talking about the fact that prisons don't do enough to prevent them from killing and raping other prisoners in the first place. Some prison guards actually encourage that sort of thing. Abu Ghraib and the presence of an America prison guard in the scandal were no surprise to anyone who has paid attention to prison abuse in America. Our prison situation is a huge shame for our nation. At least it should be, but there's a sizeable half of the voting population *cough* Republicans *cough* that likes it this way and poisons any public debate about fixing it.

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    6. Re:If you want to save money... by sapped · · Score: 1

      Outlawing guns does make society safer, because it means we can arrest people with guns *before* they kill people with them.

      Oh shut up! The swiss are required by law to have guns in their homes as part of their national service. How often do you hear of random Swiss guys running around the streets shooting other people?

      Yeah, I thought so. Owning a gun does not translate automatically to going around killing people.

    7. Re:If you want to save money... by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Already the Chinese feel in a position to issue reports [worldnetdaily.com] damning America's human rights record. I'd recommend reading the report - you might find that they have a point.

      They may have somewhat of a case in that the things they talk about are true, however, it's a textbook example of that old "glass houses and throwing stones" proverb.

      The situation in the US may not be ideal compared to some mythical, perfect utopia - but it's a hell of a lot better than most of the rest of the world and, more importantly, generally trends toward improvement (excepting minor hiccups like the US's current administration).

      Consider it this way - where would you rather spend the rest of your life, given the choice between present-day China and the present-day US ?

    8. Re:If you want to save money... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Fact is there is much more gun crime in countries which allow people to carry guns. Simple fact.

      No, there isn't. Your "simple fact" is incorrect.

      Outlawing guns does make society safer, because it means we can arrest people with guns *before* they kill people with them.

      What makes you think people with guns are more likely to commit murder ?

      Why do americans find this so hard to understand?

      Because it isn't true ?

      It's so trivial to demonstrate that there is no relationship - either correlative or causative - between gun ownership rates and gun deaths (or violent crime), that it amazes me people even try to.

  113. Most of them live in Europe anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they wouldn't even execute mass child murders.

  114. But Virus Writers are people too! by csumk · · Score: 1

    And, more importantly, if we didn't have so many viruses & trojans then it would be more likely that systems wouldn't be patched and vulnerabilities wouldn't be fixed - leading to the occasionaly virus causing much more damage (eg Chernonbal virus in Far East at the end of the 90's).

  115. Maybe... by MattHaffner · · Score: 1

    But I'll tell you what's different in this particular case. On a Tuesday this November, the jury of peers is going to be a bit larger than 12. Even if the punishment is "just" a kick in the ego and removal of fingers from the power pie, we--well, a lot of the we's here--can say something individually and directly about what we think in this "case".

    Don't blow it off this year. Don't be "too busy." Get out, get registered, and vote.

  116. The part that kinda concerns me... by Satan's+Librarian · · Score: 4, Insightful
    .. is that the language often used for these pranks is cyberterrorism, and it's already a pretty serious felony. Now, there could be such a thing, but most of what I've seen coming from virus writers are teenagers playing pranks.

    Since we've thrown the entire world on one ad-hoc network without securing anything, those pranks are damned expensive right now and there's a real problem. But.... most of the people causing these untold trillions of dollars of damage are bored teenagers, just as antisocial as a lot of other teenagers who are out smashing post office boxes, spray painting walls, and sniffing glue, that happen to be somewhat adept at using a computer.

    There do seem to be a few pro's in the field that could be linked to the spam operations and possibly even corporate and government espionage, but they're still seriously in the minority.

    So - does some kid doing something stupid warrant destroying the rest of the kid's life? Do these kids really understand the consequences of what they're doing and what kind of destruction they're causing? I think in most cases - no, they don't. In the rest, well - they're still kids. Punish them, let them know what they did was wrong, but don't try to lock them up for the rest of their lives or bury them under the jail for what to them seemed like a funny prank. There's a huge difference between creating a piece of code and shooting someone in the head.

    I think we need to do two things.

    1. Secure the damn networks so that your average 14-year old geek can't cause billions of dollars worth of damage with a few days of work.
    2. Educate our kids in a more compassionate way, teaching them ethics and responsibility along with computer skills rather than sending them to a meat-grinder / day-care that does nothing but frustrate halfway intelligent people that want to learn something.

    1. Re:The part that kinda concerns me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sooooo... It's not their fault, but society's?

  117. Not everything people do is economically-motivated by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

    This is kind of a retarded premise...

    The reason that we execute/incarcerate murderers is not that they cause economic damage, but that we believe murder is immoral and hurts our society in general. Murder is takinf someone's life away.

    Virus-writer cause economic trouble, but they never take another human's life. They take some money away.

    Believe it or not, but not everything people do is economically-motivated.

  118. And now... by cuffsofgb · · Score: 1

    let's compare the cost of oil to a human life.

  119. Would Never Happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think anybody would want to put the 10 year old kiddie with his parents computer to death for writing some code. Can you image the bad press on that.

    "10 Year Old Script Kiddie Executed for releasing a virus that prevented people from using msn messenger"

  120. Virus Writers Don't Kill People by Grey+Brick · · Score: 1

    You execute a murderer because they deserve a taste of their own medecine.

    Sure, virus writers might cause a lot of damage in economic terms, but that doesn't mean they deserve death...

    Perhaps we should execute those who deprive large numbers of people of food and a decent life. People who are forced to work 18-hour days to live and end up dying before they've even reached adulthood simply from exhaustion.

    1. Re:Virus Writers Don't Kill People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You execute a murderer because they deserve a taste of their own medecine.

      No, you execute them because you are afraid of them.

  121. Thou Shall Not Kill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 6th Commandment is clear enough:

    Thou Shall Not Kill
    (Exodus 20:13)

    Supporting anything else is blasphemy and
    the accuesed shall be punished by death.

    1. Re:Thou Shall Not Kill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The 6th Commandment is clear enough:


      Quoted from the old fable itself.. how lovely. Just HOW many people have been killed in the name of religion over the course of history? And they wonder why I hate religious idiots. The fact of the matter is killing people who commit certain acts simply removes the recidivism factor.
    2. Re:Thou Shall Not Kill by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1
      The 6th Commandment is clear enough:

      Yes, perfectly clear, and what was the punishment for killing?
      Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man. Genesis 9:6
  122. Capital punishment and spammers by Lorean · · Score: 0

    So many people want capital punishment for murderers, yet the real serious crimes are commited by corporations. You'll never see people demand that a CEO of a major corporation be executed for knowingly distributing unsafe products that resulted in the death or serious injury of many people. Now playing devil's advocate one could argue that spammers and virus writers provide jobs for many people

  123. this is wrong by goon+america · · Score: 1

    Capital punishment is always wrong. Worm authors should get life in prison.

    1. Re:this is wrong by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      yeah and so is giving worm authors life in prison! we all know that if it wasn't for microsoft the number of stupid worms would drop through the floor, and all this "well its ok for mac etc, no-one uses these other systems so no-one bothers writing virii or worms for them" is just crap, if you leave massive massive 50 foot holes in your product (like letting any script run just by opening a mail and letting it access your address book and send function) then you are to blame just as much as any script kiddie.

      If software companies would at least try and make their software secure and show an ounce of competence then i would feel sorry for them if a few security flaws slipped through and someone exploited it, and in that case the person exploiting is much more at fault, but when people blaitently make their products insecure and show not even a hint of competence then they shouldn't be surprised when their software gets cracked to bits.

      I mean for fucks sake, how was the vb-script problem in outlook even blamed on worm authors for a second? that has got to be the single most stupid and appalling product design i have ever seen!? what the fuck was microsoft thinking!? ALL the worms that came out of that were microsofts fault every single fucking one of them.

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  124. Damn, todays economists are becomming... by incom · · Score: 1

    Commies! That's the type of thing that is seriously considered in countries like soviet russia and china, and if a country's actions don't denote it's govermental system, then what does?

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  125. Damage Estimates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since all of those claims of dollar costs of viruses and worms are bogus from beginning to end, I'd say the author's economics-based premise suffers a fatal flaw.

  126. Real-world economics by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1
    Although the main point of the article is tongue-in-cheek, I like the idea of calculating the actual economic cost of lives saved (or lost). (Especially interesting was that a blue-collar worker was worth more than a white-collar one in his data, although that's more a function of how the person perceives the value of safety than of how society values the person.)

    It would be nice if this kind of economic analysis were applied (and publicized) for things like national health care. If the government spends a billion dollars to save 10 lives, we lose about 200 lives due to that money not being spent on other things (assuming it's used efficiently).

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  127. Whats is slashdot comming to ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A microsoft economist suggests capital punishment based on economic reeasons. And lots of clueless sysadmins on slashdot cheer for it. Apart from highlighting the moral values of ppl on slashdot, it shows its filled with half baked sysadmin types who think they are geeks but actually know very little about computers. I meet quite a few of them everyday.

  128. viruses are not necessarily bad by funbobby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Given that Microsoft will write software that can be exploited, I'd much rather have it exploited by something that reboots my machine and some script kiddie gets a kick out of it, than have it exploited secretly and repeatedly by someone with worse motives. If we didn't have these occasional public displays of how insecure our software is, it would be far easier for other people to take advantage of it, people like the terrorists and governments. That would be a hell of a lot worse than having all your machines reboot, or even losing a hard drive here and there.

    The real solution is quality software, and punishing virus writers won't get us any closer to that.

    This argument is of course only valid as long as the viruses are relatively benign.

  129. Virtual Death... by MojoRilla · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For a virtual crime, the right punishment probably should be virtual death. Lifetime ban on using computers.

    That might make a hacker think twice.

    1. Re:Virtual Death... by FlynnMP3 · · Score: 1

      I agree with this completely. Let the punishment fit the crime (as it were).

      If this was widely known this would be a bigger deterent than almsot anything. Take away their source of enjoyment. That is the language kids understand.

      1st infraction: Parental notification.
      2nd infraction: 1 year removal of computer use for said household.
      3rd infraction: 5 year mark on record to disallow any Internet connection by any guardian or parent of said child.
      4th infraction: permanent ban of computers for said individual.

  130. Mmmmm.... by jwthompson2 · · Score: 1

    A modern version of a Modest Proposal?

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  131. "Rewarding" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's such a treat, then why haven't you managed to get yourself into prison?

  132. 10 murders deterred per death sentence? by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's do the math. What do we get out of executing a murderer? Deterrence. A high-end estimate is that each execution deters about 10 murders. (The highest estimate I've ever seen is 24 murders deterred per execution, but the closest thing to a consensus estimate in the econometric literature is about eight.) That's 10 lives saved...

    Now, I'm no expert on these matters, but would there really be ten times more murders in america if capital punishment was substituted with life in prison?
    That number sounds completely ridicoulous to me. I would probably put that number lower than 2 and closer to 1... without taking the time to compare all 38 states with capital punishment to those who don't it doesn't look like theres anywhere near a factor of ten difference between them.

    this article looks like yet another example of the fact that 86.2% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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    1. Re:10 murders deterred per death sentence? by reverendslappy · · Score: 1

      I'm no expert either, but I would guess that life in prison has it's own deterrent effect. Perhaps sentencing a murderer to life in prison prevents, say, 6 (or maybe 14, if you go the other way) murders. Note that the statistic in the article doesn't compare capital punishment to life in prison; it's only meant to quantitatively demonstrate the deterrent effect of capital punishment in and of itself.

      I think it's bull too, to a degree. But that's how economists work... Crazy bastards. ;-)

    2. Re:10 murders deterred per death sentence? by Eivind · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Good question. Especially considering that most countries that have abandoned capital punishment have a *lot* lower murder-rates than does USA.

      Yes, sure, correlation does not proove causation, we all know that. Still, I'm pretty sure the added deterrent effect of capital punishment over lifetime prison is pretty much unproven.

    3. Re:10 murders deterred per death sentence? by Ossur · · Score: 1

      Using your logic, in order for there to be 10 times more murders in the united states, we'd have to currently be executing all murderers. But that's not what's happening now.

      Very few murder cases are capital cases. And then it's almost entirely the poor/disadvantaged that do get tried for capital murder.

      You're right about the ridiculousness of it all.

    4. Re:10 murders deterred per death sentence? by tpengster · · Score: 1

      Now, I'm no expert on these matters, but would there really be ten times more murders in america if capital punishment was substituted with life in prison? That number sounds completely ridicoulous to me. I would probably put that number lower than 2 and closer to 1... without taking the time to compare all 38 states with capital punishment to those who don't it doesn't look like theres anywhere near a factor of ten difference between them.

      not sure if this poster is serious or not.. but i'll bite. Your math is all wrong.

      There have been 891 executions between 1976 and 2004.[1] That averages to 32 executions a year. Saving 320 lives a year, if the estimate is believed. In 2001 and 2002 there were about 16,000 murders each year.[2] Obviously, multiplying that number by 10 "sounds completely ridiculous". The estimate is not that 160,000 murders are prevented.. the estimate is 320.

      [1] http://www.fact-index.com/c/ca/capital_punishment_ in_the_united_states.html

      [2] http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_02/html/web/offreporte d/02-nmurder03.html

    5. Re:10 murders deterred per death sentence? by tpengster · · Score: 1

      Now, I'm no expert on these matters, but would there really be ten times more murders in america if capital punishment was substituted with life in prison? That number sounds completely ridicoulous to me.

      There were 892 executions between 1976 and 2004 [1]. That averages to 32 per year. The estimate, if believed, is that 320 murders are prevented per year.

      There were 16,000 murders and nonnegligent manslaughters in 2001 (another 16,000 in 2002) [2]. So of course "ten times more murders" is ridiculous. The estimate is not 160,000 murders prevented; the estimate is 320.


      [1]http://www.fact-index.com/c/ca/capital_punish ment_in_the_united_states.html
      [2]http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_02/html/web/offre ported/02-nmurder03.html
    6. Re:10 murders deterred per death sentence? by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

      yup.. you're right... I thought of it the moment I hit the submit button.
      I haven't got a clue to as meny murderers end up un death row.

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    7. Re:10 murders deterred per death sentence? by mec · · Score: 1

      You're misreading this point in the article. The point is not that "at least 10 lives are saved per execution." The point is "at MOST 10 lives are saved per execution, probably less".

      You happen to agree with this point.

    8. Re:10 murders deterred per death sentence? by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

      no, not really. He uses it to make the point that the reason so many states has the death penalty, is because it's rational - that it makes sense from a cost-benefit point of view.

      My point is that the death penalty doesn't save any human lives - so there's no point trying to pretend it's rational.
      If the death penalty isn't rational then you have to disagree with the rest of the article.

      so, no all of his reasoning hinges on the 10 lives.

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    9. Re:10 murders deterred per death sentence? by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

      yup... you're absolutely right. wasn't trolling.. just didn't think it through until after I pressed submit :)

      But I still think that the number is grasped completely out of the blue - and is way over the mark.

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    10. Re:10 murders deterred per death sentence? by mec · · Score: 1

      The author's point is that executing vermiscripters would prevent more damage than executing murderers
      Your claim is that executing murderers saves zero lives.
      Thus, you have to agree with the author that executing vermiscripterswould save more human-hours than executing murderers.

      Put it another way: the damage done by one murderer is somewhere around 100,000 to 1,000,000 hours. There are several ways to estimate this. One way is to directly observe that people live 8,766 hours per year and multiply by human life span.

      The damage done by one big virus attack is $1 billion, which is 20,000,000 to 50,000,000 hours of damage to the victims' time, although it's spread out over many more victims, so it's not really directly comparable.

      The author's point is that if some governments have the death penalty for one crime, they ought to have a death penalty for the second crime, because it causesmuch more damage.
      Personally, I'm opposed to *any* government having a death penalty for *any* reason, because I think that all governments are too corrupt to be trusted with that power. But I accept that virus-writing and spamming are enormous crimes, up there in the "murder/rape/great-bodily-harm/treason/organized-c rime" category.

    11. Re:10 murders deterred per death sentence? by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

      He might as well have argued that substituting death penalty for life in prison would allow us to employ more guards, so we should drop the death sentence.

      My point is that the death sentence has nothing to do with cost benefit analysis or employing prison guards, so neither way of reasoning makes sense.

      His wildly exaggerated claim that each death sentence saves 10 lives, serves to justify the false claim that the death sentence is bounded in something rational.

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    12. Re:10 murders deterred per death sentence? by mec · · Score: 1

      The original author quotes 8 murders deterred per execution. He doesn't cite sources, but you could write him and ask him.

      He increased the number from 8 to 10 precisely because he wanted to use a number that nobody would claim was too *low*.

      Original author: "each execution deters 10 *or less* people."
      You: "each execution deters 0 people."

      0 is less than 10!

      It's like me saying "a personal computer costs less than a car" and you saying "come on, PC's don't cost $20,000".

    13. Re:10 murders deterred per death sentence? by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

      I get what you are saying, and I entirely get the point... but he uses the number for more than that - he argues that the death sentence for murder makes sense from a cost-benefit point of view, and that THAT is the reason there's a death penalty for murder.

      To put it on the edge, we can go through his reasoning with my number (0) instead:

      a) Executing a murderer doesn't make any economic sense because it doesn't deter any future murderers.

      b)Believe me when I say that the reason we execute murderers is because it makes economic sense.

      c) Executing vermiscripters will save society a lot of money.

      d) because the economic benefit of executing vermiscripters is larger than the economic benefit of executing murderers, then, per b), we should execute vermiscripters.

      Without his 10 deterred murders in a) then b) seems unjustified. if b) is unjustified then theres is *no way* to reach the conclusion in d).

      I am in NO WAY arguing that it doesn't make economic sense to punish vermiscripters harder, merely that economics has nothing to do with the death sentence.

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    14. Re:10 murders deterred per death sentence? by mec · · Score: 1

      I get what you're saying (I think). From my point of view, the arguments are separable:

      (1) One vermiscripter does more harm than one murderer
      (2) Some states execute murderers
      (3) Therefore, some states should execute vermiscripters

      (Actually, I've over-simplified (1), because I left out the deterrent multiplier).

      To me, (1) is an interesting proposition in itself, without needing to bring in other controversial things like the death penalty. Who causes more damage, a traditional con man who commits a $10,000 fraud, or a spammer who costs 1,000,000 people $0.01 each? I'm interested in that question more than the "... and let's go on to execute them" part.

    15. Re:10 murders deterred per death sentence? by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

      That's it exactly. Trying to make it up in monetary terms doesn't make sense in my eyes... But I realize that I haven't got a better alternative.

      Still we seem to have a pretty good instinctive feeling for it anyway...

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  133. Think about it by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    maybe a worm writer can be reformed to write better AntiMalware software. They got obvious talent, why not use it for good instead of evil?

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  134. Economics of HIRING virus writers by N8F8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) Script kiddie writes virus
    2) If virus is successful you hire the writer to continue writing viruses.
    3) Writing virisus becomes exponentially more difficult as easy exploits are found and patched.

    Result: Stronger software. Instead of wasting time paying people trained to create things to discover the flaws that destroy things, you hire specialists who have the correct mindset.

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  135. Call me Paranoid.... by Beast+in+Black · · Score: 1

    ...but IMHO these things are perpetrated by some of the trolls owned by antivirus solutions providers...after all, they gotta eat, too. I mean, where would they be without a new infestation every now and then?

    Besides, i dont know about you, but i'm sure suspicious of the speed with which the anti-[worm, virus] solutions are rolled out by these same companies, as also the monotonous regularity with which new plagues descend upon us.

    To me, it's far more likely that there's a bunch of worm-creating trolls in some dank dungeon in the rancid underbelly of some nameless anti(haha)virus firm, than to think there are so _many_ different sick-minded individuals who would simply create network havoc as they have no better business.

    Granted, some of the worm-virus-cleaner patches are offered at no cost, but i guess that's just the corporate way of first scaring you into utter sh*tless terror and then offering you a comforting hug saying "There there, it's alright, you'll be completely fine when you upgrade to our upgrade costing ${lotsa bucks}...See, we love you, not your money".

    So we might as well make a clean sweep of it, while we're contemplating suitably violent ends to perpetrators of such misery. Oh, and did i mention euthanizing microshaft?

  136. execute a virus writer?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure if you are M$. But shouldn't the entity that produced the vulnerable code be executed as well. Virus writers cannot be used as escape goats. Virus writers are important part of the society. Even though they don't use the best means to communicate but they make people aware of the weaknesses. Which would you prefer your system crashing due to a virus or somebody blackmailing you after getting access to some confidential information after exploiting a weakness? Think about it. If there were no virus writers would M$ bother to plug the holes in their code? You can't assume the world is a perfect place because it isn't and never will. But you can make an effort to try and perfect things on your end rather than blaming somebody else for your mistakes.

  137. redamndiculous...but kinda not. by justkarl · · Score: 0

    Although virii and the like do not cause human harm, the financial damage(and the damage to productivity) is absolutely massive. We, as a society, have become most reliant on computers and electronics. Think, if all of America suffered a virus that infected half of all computers(or a massive power faliure like in california). The loss in productivity is huge, it's as if the world stops.

    Point is, although I'm sure that the author does not actually advocate putting Jolted-up 16 year olds to death, I think I would agree that more severe punishment for these kind of crimes should be adopted.

    1. Re:redamndiculous...but kinda not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, virii is not the proper plural of virus.

  138. Talk about cruel and unusual! by RicochetRita · · Score: 1
    Maybe there's an alternative and less drastic punishment that is highly effective against vermiscripters and not against murderers. If we can effectively deter malicious hackers by cutting off their supply of Twinkies or crippling their EverQuest avatars, then there's no need to fry them.

    That's just wrong, man!

    R3

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  139. 83 cents by cL0h · · Score: 1, Funny

    From the article

    Assuming that half the $50 billion cost of malicious hacking is concentrated in the United States and that you bear your proportionate share of that cost, we're putting about 83 cents in your pocket.

    You mean every time someone kills a virus writer every US citizen gets 83 cents. Wow!! Did you guys switch to communism while I wasn't looking!

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  140. New Despised Classes by blueZhift · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While it sounds cool on the surface to kill the vermiscripters (along with the lawyers and the spammers), it seems that we're creating new despised classes of people for the digital age. Geeks and nerds have never been very popular to begin with, and now the government is getting in a position where it can finally punish this despised class just as ethnic minorities have similarly suffered disproportionately at the hands of the government. For my money, I'd still rather get the truly violent off the streets rather than offing some pimply faced hacker.

    So let's hope that this talk of killing virus writers won't become more than talk. Next thing you know, the Department of Justice will be rounding up file sharers for RIAA...oh wait...

  141. Ignorance is not an excuse by Lestat_79 · · Score: 1

    I think it's a two way deal. People will try and take advantage of people who are unaware of any holes in their sequrity... So people should be prepared, and the worms and the virusses will have less effect. If you don't know what you are doing, you should be out there and playing on the web. AND: Ignorance is not an excuse!!! be prepared, patch yourself ;-)

  142. EQuitable Punishment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If we can effectively deter malicious hackers by cutting off their supply of Twinkies or crippling their EverQuest avatars, then there's no need to fry them.

    Maybe we could set up a site with a Lyddie England avatar dragging their avatars around on leashes, or something.

  143. Sorry you're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's just you.

    Some penalties for some crimes have gone up over the last 15 years (and some have gone) but over the last, say, 100 years, the severity of punishments served out has gone down dramatically. Think of the hanging judges in the wild west, or the justice system of any European country 150 years ago.

    1. Re:Sorry you're wrong by exspecto · · Score: 0

      Define severe. What's more profitable? Hanging someone or sticking them in prison? Think about it.

  144. I'm warming up to this idea... by DrDebug · · Score: 1

    Yeah... I like deterence. Let's round up a few dozen of these vermiscripters and just downright kill them, on live TV (think of the ratings!!). We can use all sorts of different ways to make it painful and exciting, too. Like shooting them with slow acting poison darts; or unleashing a hungry tiger on them; or dropping them in a tank of live piranha. What entertainment!

    And then when THAT deters the vermiscripters, we can go after the SPAMMERS! After a few dozen of those scum die in agony, we will have our networks, our computers, AND our e-mail back. What could be better??

    Does this sound a bit medieval to you? Well, until we get a new sheriff in town to take care of these lowlifes, maybe medieval solutions are what we need. If the law won't take care of it, maybe we need some Internet vigilante groups. Now THERE is a thought. The trouble with that thought is: How do the vigilantes differ from the people they are going after in the first place? Where is the rightousness?

    Oh, well.... It's all just a silly mind exercise...

  145. Use the tossed salad man by Himring · · Score: 1

    Chris Rock taught us that all societal crime is resolved by proper implementation of the "Tossed Salad Man" concept....

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  146. deterrence of capital punishment by lordholm · · Score: 1

    I don't know where he got the information that a each execution would deter 10 murders. THIS IS NOT TRUE! At most it would prevent the killer from killing again.

    Capital punishment have nothing to do with deterrence; capital punishment is about revenge.

    While I do believe that there are some that have earned death for their crimes. It is simply not morally right of the state to kill its citizens! There have been enough innocents sent to their deaths to make any man shiver in horror; at least if a person is sent to prison you can right the wrong if he was wrongfully convicted, I wonder how the state would right the wrong if an innocent man was executed?

    Luckily I live in the EU, so I don't have to deal with a government that kills its citizens.

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  147. Re:Thou Shall Not MURDER by SoCalChris · · Score: 1

    Actually, in the original text, it is "Thou shalt not murder". It has been mistranslated in the King James Version.

    http://www.focusongod.com/TenCommandments-06.htm

  148. They do us a favour by koan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just like the viruses that attack the human body on a daily basis and make our immune systems stronger.
    With out them pounding on the operating systems insecurities what motivation would you have for making something more secure?

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  149. We Might Have to Wait for Awhile by autosentry · · Score: 1

    Because, right now there are a bunch of numbskulls in my office babbling in a panicked, nearly Shakespearean earnestness about how SPAM has affected the motherboard and the person who bought the computers is *directly responsible.* I'd hate for them to be able to put office managers to death.

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  150. Public not good at risk assessement by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1
    It also varies depending on the way in which they are likely to die. For example the aftermath of a series of train crashes in the UK produced a wave of demands for stringent safety measures and heavy investment in tracks and signalling. Public confidence in railway safety plummetted. Reduced speed limits were imposed on the entire national railway network. Meanwhile the carnage on the country's roads, a much greater killer, went largely unreported.

    Air travel is the safest way to go, and driving to the airport is still the most dangerous part of flying. Yet people still fear flying.

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    1. Re:Public not good at risk assessement by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      And of course, by slowing down the entire railway network they made it less attractive to take the train, and more attractive to drive. And consequently their safety increases probably resulted in a net loss of lives.

      As far as flying goes - I keep telling myself that I'm by far more likely to die on the way to the airport, and yet I have to overcome my fear every time I take off or land.

      I believe it is a natural response of the body to forces that you are unaccustomed to feeling. In a plane you suddenly feel upwards and downwards forces without any visual reference as to what is going on. It would probably be the same in a car with no windows - without warning you are buffeted by forces. Of course, in a plane you have the height factor as well - people's brains are naturally wired to not want to stand an inch from a 1000 foot cliff, and yet on a plane you have a window two inches from your face which provides a view of a 30,000 foot drop...

    2. Re:Public not good at risk assessement by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you are used to. I grew up flying, and consequently, I have zero fear of flying. I have probably flown more than I have been on a bus. I know I have been on a plane more times than I have been on a boat or train. My first time on a boat was a whale watching trip in choppy seas in grade school. I attribute that to having no fear of the open sea or suffering sea sickness.

      If you are acclimatized to new experiences when young, then one will not not have a fear of those things.

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    3. Re:Public not good at risk assessement by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      One of the things that goes into our own perception of risk is the amount of control we have over the situation. When we're driving, if we want to feel safer, we simply start checking our mirrors and being more alert. We can check the tires and the machinery ourselves to make sure everything is running smoothly. Even if we don't know what we're looking for, it still reassures us.

      On a plane, we have absolutely no control over our fates. The piloting, the safety checks, the baggage screening... all done by someone else. So even though we are really safer in the airplane, people get jittery.

      This is why I'm absolutely sure that, if cars started driving themselves, they would need to have a far lower accident/fatality rate than people do before anyone will use them.

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  151. Flawed theory by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 1

    it is a 'better investment' to execute the creators of worms, virus and trojan authors, than murderers.

    You could execute the creators of worms, virus and trojans, but their code will still be floating around on the net waiting for another person to pick up where they've left off. Rinse, lather, repeat.

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  152. Nothing is simple. by asddfsd · · Score: 1
    "When you can be 100% sure that someone innocent is not hanged, then you have my blessing to kill those convicted of crimes."

    By that argument, we should ban Cars. When you are 100% sure that you will not kill someone while you are driving a car, then you can drive again.

    Remember 100% sure. Before you argue that you are 100% sure, you are a careful driver etc, check how many road deaths there were last year in your country. I'd be willing to bet a large number of the drivers involved would have said they were 100% sure they would never kill anyone by their driving.

    100% is pretty absolute. It's not negotiable.

    1. Re:Nothing is simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that argument, we should ban Cars. When you are 100% sure that you will not kill someone while you are driving a car, then you can drive again.

      Um, no. That is a logically false application of reductio ad absurdum.

      When you set out in a car, you are not intending to kill someone. When you execute a convict, you are. If you can't see the difference, I fear all I can do is pity you for your utter stupidity.

    2. Re:Nothing is simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      100% is pretty absolute. It's not negotiable.

      Same with intentionally killing someone.

  153. Crap by Fuzzums · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How many viruswriters / hackers continue writing viruses / hacking after they got caught, convicted, served time and were released? How many viruswriters / hackers get job in the computersecurity industry and thus contribute to society?

    How many murderers continue murdering after they got caught, convicted, served time and were released? How many murderers get a job with the police / FBI and thus contribute to society?

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  154. Let's execute corrupt politicians and businessmen by haruchai · · Score: 1

    After all, they have cost the public purse a hell of a lot more than the virus writers and I'm sure that they've also cost a great many lives as well.

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  155. Re:Wow: Wasted Life: 1 person vs 1 million by Bluesman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know about judging a cumulative effect as the same as a one time effect.

    If I give 100,000 people paper-cuts, causing them pain and wasting cumulatively a whole lifetime of hours when they take time out to apply band-aids, am I really as bad as someone who kills another person? Are people going to be afraid to go outside because of the paper-cut man? Are neighborhoods going to decay because of me?

    I don't think so.

    Even if a pickpocket steals from thousands of people over his lifetime, he is only guilty of many counts of petty theft. He doesn't graduate to grand larceny after a certain cumulative dollar amount.

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  156. NO! by TLouden · · Score: 1

    And not because I'm a writer.

    I make money when people get a nasty virus that needs some fixing. MY economy would drop if virus writers were executed.

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  157. Most satires seem stupid... by Crasoum · · Score: 1

    ...Till you realize it's a satire.

    And that is exactly what this is.

    For more satirical fun, go to SatireWire

  158. Upping the penalties by phorm · · Score: 1

    I remember a Larry Niven book - Flatlander - which is set in the futuristic world (which Niven created through several literary works). It deals a lot with the issue of how medical science can pretty much graft any organ from one individual to another, but there is a shortage of organs.

    People want to live, so the government drafts that criminals have XX years before - if not found innocent - they are reduced to pieces for the organ banks.

    The problem? We run out of criminals. So then we up the penalties... DUI becomes a penalty worthy of dissection, etc.

    The result is that while overall crime decreases, particularly nasty ones (such as organlegging, where people are murdered for their organs for the black market) become more profitable - the theory of supply VS demand etc.


    While it might stop a few hackers by upping the penalties... most don't believe they'd be caught and the heightened penalty would probably even drive up the thrill for most of them. In addition, like the book, upping the penalties for one such crime (non violent, financial) would be a stepping stone for upping other such crimes as warez trading etc.

    In the end, we might have less criminals, but the ones that exist would become more elite and the profit greater.

  159. Re:Let's execute corrupt politicians and businessm by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    Castration is better. Then you could understand why the politicians don't have the balls to take a stand and stick to it!

    --
    Professional Politicians are not the solution, they ARE the problem.
  160. Don't Discount This So Easily by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

    (and somewhat tongue-in-cheek) ... Although the author does not seriously argue for capital punishment for the script kiddies,

    I think you may have missed some of the article, or you are injecting your own moralism into the discussion. The author makes it very clear that he's talking about the actual dollar value that people place on their own risk of death. He arrives at this number based on research related to the amount of money people will forego to reduce their risk of death. He also makes it clear that moral humanists (who place an additional, incalculable value on life) will wildly disagree. Economists are a peculiar bunch - I know, because I am one (armchair variety) - we genuinely do believe that all government activity can and should be reduced to simple economic equations.

    He does make one mistake though - he implicitly asserts that a willingness to spend one dollar to avoid a one in ten million risk of death equates to a human valuing their own life at $10,000,000. I think this misses some psychology; humans are generally optimistic about risk. I think it might be the case that the same person would forego more than $5,000,000 to avoid a one in two chance of death. This must be considered since the death penalty, once executed, has a one in one chance of causing death (though arguably he takes this into account by valuing the vermiscripter at one hundred million).

  161. Probably the most stupid thing I've heard by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

    Here's the problem.

    Worm writers do not get caught. The ones that do are the least likely to write another worm again. Intelligent worm writers (IMHO the guy that coded Nimda is one of these) simply will not get caught or will target some guy that has *almost* the capabilities of themselves and pin the blame on them. Or shift suspisicion.

    A lot of the real coders talk like they are 15 when they are really in their 30s. Hard ta buld a profil on me wen I talk leik dis, K?

    Vecna (one of the most notorious vxers of the Win9x era) all but disappeared. He got a job. He timed his leaving with the arrest of someone else so he could pin blame. Beautiful.

    Another good one: mafiaboy.

    Was he caught? Yeah. Was he really the one responsible? Well, depends. Maybe you should find the guy that gave him the scripts and his first "botnet". Don't know about that? Of course you wouldn't. He's happy. Hell, he'll get out of jail and get a job somewhere. Maybe. He never was much of a coder.

  162. Whine, Whine, Whine by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

    So now 'we' are mad at script kiddies?

    Gimme a break. Yes, there is something negative to be said about the true 'black hat' nefarious uber-criminals.

    But your common everyday script kiddie?

    It's your OWN damn fault.

    Secure your system. Barring that, get a better OS. Barring that, run safer software.

    Even if Linux/Mac OS X are not impervious, they are far less worm/virus prone than Windows.

    Learn what a firewall is. Use one.

    Don't use outlook (unless you are absolutely FORCED to). Don't use IE. Ever. Or IIS, for that matter.

    Most of this should be pretty easy for home users.

    If you are a corporate office drone, I feel sorry for you. It's really too bad that your IT management staff hasn't embraced something more secure (not necessairly switching to Linux, but dumping the Exchange/IIS/Outlook bandwagon).

    Yes, yes, I know, the age old argument--- If someone enters your house, even if you did leave the door unlocked, they are the one commiting wrongdoing, not you.

    But in the end, since a small amount of effort on your part could have saved you a huge amount of pain, its your OWN damn fault.

    It's not like you didn't have the opportunity to avert whatever 'disaster' the worm du jour is causing.

    It's coming. Your system will get infected. Wise up.

    Don't blame the script kiddies.

    --
    WhiteWolf666 an exBush supporter. All you new-school,compassionate,save the children Republicans can rot in hell
  163. Use your head, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm, financial loss DOES cause human harm. Do you not remember the Savings and Loan or ENRON scandals, ? All of those people losing their life savings or pensions? Imagine working hard your entire life, retiring with enough money to just get by, and then, "oops, sorry, we no longer have your money, good luck." My point? viri and worms cost companies millions to guard against and to clean. Who do you think gets hurt when companies are losing money due to worm or viral infections? The little guy who gets laid off, thats who!

  164. Don't take him seriously by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This is a stimulating article, even if it's silly on the face of it. A mishmash of quick responses:
    1. Don't anyone overreact and think he's seriously proposing that virus-authors be put to death, any more than John Swift wanted to eat babies. The article is just a conversation piece- by applying rational thought to some initial premises and arriving at an absurd conclusion, Sandburg has demonstrated that some of (or all) of those premises must be false. Garbage in, garbage out. The incorrect starting assumptions:
      1. Viruses/worms cause $50 billion in damage each year. In fact, they do much less, and even have beneficial effects (see below)
      2. The US inflicts capital punishment as a deterrent to crime. But they really do it for the refreshing feeling of vengenance. If they actually wanted to deter crime, then publically beating or maiming convicts (like in Saudi Arabia) would be not only more effective, but also more merciful.
      3. Criminal punishment has a rational basis. This is rarely if ever the case- it's mostly emotional/politcal propaganda.
    2. As an intellectual exercise, Sandburg proposed an extreme punishment for virus writing and then examined the consequences. For a related mental exercise, suppose the punishment went towards the other extreme: writing a virus is a $10 fine and 8 hours of community service.

      What would be the consequence of the government refusing to punish virus-authors? It would amount to a privatization of software security. (And isn't privatization supposed to give us faster and more efficient results than government control?) Publishers like Microsoft would have no choice but to make security job #1, or be ruined in the marketplace. It'd be sink-or-swim... and those product-lines which survived would be hardened fortresses of supreme security.

      Reducing the punishment to virus-authors is equivalent to removing a government subsidy on sellers of insecure software- and cutting a subsidy always unleashes the free market to do it's optimizing work.
    3. Virus/worm-writers are one subset of criminals who exploit insecure software. They're vandals or pranksters- they don't profit from their crimes, or work very hard to keep them secret. But there are frauds and gangsters who may also exploit those failures- and they'll try to do it without attracting much attention.

      Worm authors are like punk kids who break into corporate offices or bank vaults and kick over all the furniture before running away. Yes, they've caused some inconvenience in knocking stuff over, which can equate to lost chance for revenue, which is somewhat like damage. But they've also revealed a gaping security flaw in a way that the company can no longer deny and will thus fix before real thieves start to use it. Most of the "costs" attributed to worm-authors are actually spending to fix security holes that should've been done anyhow.

      Software is more secure today than it would be if nobody wrote worms and virues.
    4. Sandburg says that virus-writers would be deterred by the prospect of the death penalty. Let's assume that's true... but can you think of some people who aren't afraid of execution? What about today's murderers? What about terrorists?

      If in 40 years Osama BinLaden Jr discovers a flaw in Microsoft(tm) WindowsGJ44(r), he might be able to cripple the world economy and kill thousands of people- and he's already accepted his own death, so the threat of one more execution won't stop him.
    5. One of this same author's earlier columns was one of the most absurd things I've ever read. Look at it and laugh. Can you spot what's so wrong with this paragraph?
      1. $2 million a day. It's difficult for one to even imagine what it would be like to have that kind of pure income. But it won't be as difficult for your grandchildren. If U.S. per capi
    1. Re:Don't take him seriously by sean.peters · · Score: 1
      One of this same author's earlier columns was one of the most absurd things I've ever read. Look at it and laugh. Can you spot what's so wrong with this paragraph? $2 million a day. It's difficult for one to even imagine what it would be like to have that kind of pure income. But it won't be as difficult for your grandchildren. If U.S. per capita income manages to grow in real terms at a plausible 2 percent per year, then in just 400 years, the average American family of four will enjoy a daily income of $2 million. And those are not some future, ravaged-by-inflation dollars--I'm measuring everything in the dollars of 1997. Gee-whiz! In 1904, a $75/day income would've seemed amazing too. But in 2104, kids will borrow $50k to grab some Pepsi.

      Umm, no, I don't see what's wrong with it. Did you miss the line about how these AREN'T inflation-ravaged dollars?

      Sean

  165. Criminal factors by Kombat · · Score: 1

    You've uknowingly touched on a central issue regarding crime prevention. It is commonly regarded that there are 2 factors influencing one's propensity to commit a crime: Certainty and Severity. In other words, there are only two things a (sane) criminal considers in deciding whether or not to commit a crime: "How likely am I to get caught?" and "How severe is the punishment if I do get caught?"

    If you increase one of the factors, but the other is still low enough, then you'll not have an impact on the crime rate. For example, if the crime for speeding was "death," but there was only one cop out there patrolling America's highways, do you think people would slow down? No.

    Don't believe me? Then why are there millions of otherwise law-abiding citizens so nonchalantly downloading terabytes of copyrighted music without permission? "Copyright Infringement" is a crime, but people know they're not likely to get caught, so they do it anyway. These are people like you and I, people who otherwise "know better." I don't shoplift, I don't tresspass, I don't sneak into theatres without paying... but I have downloaded music from Napster back in the days. Why is that?

    Certainty and Severity. The "Certainty" was so low that the "Severity" doesn't matter. That's why the RIAA is trying to ramp up the "Certainty" factor, rather than the "Severity." The "Severity" is already high enough. If people thought they had a realistic chance of getting caught, the current Severity level would be enough to deter them already.

    --
    Like woodworking? Build your own picture frames.
    1. Re:Criminal factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't there something missing from your analysis? People aren't completely immoral beings who avoid crime only for fear of punishment, many of them also consider the harm they would be doing to other people, and the advantages to themselves. There are also lots of emotional issues to consider -- how people feel about the crime in question, and of course many crimes are committed in a state where the perpetrator doesn't think rationally at all, so certainty and severity won't enter the equation.

  166. STOP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, really, theese are not the times to make fun of killing people.
    Remember, there is a war going on.

    YOU ARE TORTURING AND KILLING PEOPLE

  167. Re:Give me your financial harm by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

    If you don't think financial harm is human harm, give me all your money. It won't hurt a bit, right?

    a bit of perspective please. it wouldn't be the end of the world. obvious scenario: give me all your money or i'll shoot you. what do you do? you can only do one or the other. no other options. easy choice.

  168. Capitalism if funny indeed ... by spannah · · Score: 1

    50 billion are lost? Where did it go? did someone actually burned that money? or was it buried? perhaps it was sunken into the deep oceans ...

    Most likely it went to pay the industry that most benefits from virus/worms, the computer industry.

    This starts right at the Administrators that should have done their job in maintaning a secure computer environment, to the subscription based Enterprise Anti-Virus software suite, to the unsecured Operating Systems whose later releases are always more secure then previous release, yet not secure enough ...

    You get the drift ...

  169. Multi-Pronged Approach by jefp · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine advocates a multi-pronged approach to dealing with spammers and virus writers: a baseball bat with nails driven through it.

    Personally I think just executing Bill Gates and liquidating Microsoft would be sufficient.

  170. Mikado? I've gotta follow that. by soxos · · Score: 1, Funny

    And that Bonzai Buddy who just now is in the taskbar
    The weird Linux kid -- I've got him on the list!
    All spammers, 1337 speakers, and vb scripters by far
    They'd none of them be missed -- they'd none of them be missed.

    And apologetic astroturfers of a compromising kind
    Such as what d'ye call him, Marc Fleury, and likewise, never-mind
    And t-t-t and what's his name, and also you know who
    The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you

    Bravo, treehouse, on the Gilbert and Sullivan ref

  171. well executing it's perhaps too much by demonhold · · Score: 1

    ...what about forcing these script-kiddies to repair the damage they've done... thus they might even learn some proper programming and might devote themselves to something more useful and profitable for society....

    hmmm... too many "mights".

    What about like thousands of hours of community service... that would benefit society much more than putting them in prison and throwing the key to the depths of the sea... which is what they deserve in MNSHO.

    --
    ... y Dios vio que Linux era bueno... Genesis 99.666
  172. Deterrence. by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    From the article: What do we get out of executing a murderer? Deterrence. A high-end estimate is that each execution deters about 10 murders.

    How about 0? There are no executions in Europe, so murder rates should be 10 times higher over here? In short: That's a bullshit figure and how anyone could calculate such a thing is a mistery to me.

    --
    "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
    1. Re:Deterrence. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but the guy executed will never murder again.

      The problem, of course, is that America tends to put so many innocent people on death row....

      --
      Vintage computer games and RPG books available. Email me if you're interested.
  173. Faulty assumptions.... by mseeger · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What do we get out of executing a murderer? Deterrence. A high-end estimate is that each execution deters about 10 murders. (The highest estimate I've ever seen is 24 murders deterred per execution, but the closest thing to a consensus estimate in the econometric literature is about eight.)

    I hate to see such rubbish published, even if the article is half joking. You may get deterrence but you also get brutalization. Personally i doubt there will be a positive (lives saved) balance. Crime figures of countries with and without capital punishment leave some doubts concerning this. But the point is not about capital punishment.

    Why do we have courts and just don't hang'em high? Because "Deterrence" is only a secondary goal of serving justice. The primary goal ist restoration of judicial peace. If we forget this, we may also toss the idea of the rule of law outside out of the window. Punishment may be one measure to achieve it. All those strange procedures during prosecution and at court are to ensure that in the end, even if the ruling is faulty, we have a state of judical peace.

    This notion may seem strange, but you always have to be aware, that there can never be a "perfect justice".

    Regards, Martin

  174. Dollar Value on Human Life by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe we should execute politicians whose districts receive more money than average (say $4.5 million more than average, since that was the "value" of a white-collar worker in the article).

    The "trick" to the "value of a human life" point in the paper is that humans do not assign value linearly. The author simply converted a point on a value curve into a dollar amount. Dollars are normally valued linearly with risk (.1 chance of 10 == 1 chance of 1), so he started doing linear calculations, then converted back into value. This does not work.

    It's very clear that the author is wrong. For example, we may pay a dollar to avoid a one-in-ten-million chance in being killed. However, if someone offers me $10 million dollars to be killed, I wouldn't take it -- simply taking what I would be willing to pay and multiplying it by ten million does not correctly predict my actions. My value/risk curve is not linear (and isn't likely to be, until we turn into perfectly rational beings).

    1. Re:Dollar Value on Human Life by CFTM · · Score: 1

      Moreover, I do not want to be a member of the human species if we become "perfectly rational beings". As much as I am sometimes driven insane by irrational and emotional behavior, it is an essential aspect of our humanity. To be perfectly rational or perfectly emotional in our actions would be a huge flaw, the balance of the two is integral to our survival as a species.

      Another problem that arises with this sort of analysis lies in the ethical implications. I haven't read the article so I won't pretend to say what the author is saying but based on what you think that the author is saying, he seems to be applying utilitarian ethics. The Kantian mode of ethics, in my view, is just as ineffective but utilitarianism is hamstringed by its inability to account for things that are ineffiable.

    2. Re:Dollar Value on Human Life by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My value/risk curve is not linear (and isn't likely to be, until we turn into perfectly rational beings).

      Actually, I take this back. Even being perfectly rational doesn't mean we'll have a linear value/risk curve.

    3. Re:Dollar Value on Human Life by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      t's very clear that the author is wrong. For example, we may pay a dollar to avoid a one-in-ten-million chance in being killed. However, if someone offers me $10 million dollars to be killed, I wouldn't take it

      Bad parallel. A better would be: if you'd pay $1 to avoid a one-in-ten-million chance of death, would you pay $10,000,000 to avoid certain death? Assuming you had $10,000,000, of course.

      Or, would you let someone pay you a dollar if you would push a button, the button having a one-in-ten-million chance of setting off an explosion that would kill you? If so, that MIGHT imply that you'd take $10,000,000 to press a button that is a sure death.

      Or not. Hard to say how anyone's mind works, besides mine.

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    4. Re:Dollar Value on Human Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This quite entirely misses the point.
      Everything is linear on a small enough
      scale. The amount you'd be willing to
      accept for your life is quite irrelevant.
      Deterring a murder makes you ever so
      slightly more safe. The relevant question
      is therefore: How much would you be
      willing to pay for a very small amount
      of additional safety? The amount you'd
      be willing to pay for a *lot* of additional
      safety has no bearing on the issue.

    5. Re:Dollar Value on Human Life by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      To be perfectly rational or perfectly emotional in our actions would be a huge flaw,

      Did you learn that from Star Trek?

      inability to account for things that are ineffiable.

      That spelling error has made it difficult to guess what you actually meant.

    6. Re:Dollar Value on Human Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the misspelled word "ineffiable" was probably meant to be ineffable, which means inexpressible, or cannot be put into words.

  175. Conspiracy theory by gsasha · · Score: 1

    Hey, this is slate.MSN.com!!!
    Now think, who will benefit most from executing script kiddies? (Hint hint: which OS is most often targeted by viruses...).

  176. You've obviously never been the victim of a crime. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Jesus, I can't believe you actually wrote what you did. Riiight, of course we need to learn the "mentality that crime can be low enough."

    It's only ever low for those who haven't been raped, murdered, stabbed, robbed, etc.

    For those that have, the rate is always too high.

    I can see which of the two categories you fall in.

  177. Or even be more humane by phorm · · Score: 1

    The issue at hand is how long do we wait for the "just in case we were wrong."

    Capital punishment with the appeals process is a joke. While some individuals are obviously screwed up no matter how long they're incarcerated, others - by the time they're ready for the long march - have at least in some way turned their lives around. Facing almost certain death gives some reason for one to examine one's life, after all.
    The killer who goes into jail may not be the person that goes down in the end.

    In China it seems to be more simple. Guilt, Gun, bullet. The family of the deceased even gets sent a bill for the bullet. Expense-wise it's much more efficient.

    The issue and cost at hand though, isn't really the death, it's the incarceration leading up to death, and then trying to make that death as "humane" as possible. Personally, I believe that a bullet to the head is probably fairly quick and painless (depending on calibre). Perhaps something such as the guillotine would be equally or more effective.

    1. Re:Or even be more humane by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1
      Well I believe that the typical period is, what, five years? But no matter how long you leave it, there's always the chance that new evidence will emerge after the execution. Take the case of the Birmingham Six. It took these guys about 17 years to prove their innocence, so they're very lucky that capital punishment had been abolished in England when they were convicted of a crime they did not commit.

      The only safe way to make sure that nobody innocent is executed is to execute nobody. As long as the justice system depends on people, people will make mistakes and miscarriages of justice will always be with us.

      --
      Drill baby drill - on Mars
  178. "Vermiscripters" by tooloftheoligarchy · · Score: 1

    I like his new word. It seems to me he's angling for a spot on wordspy, but it's a good word and I think it deserves a spot alongside kiddiot and packet monkey.

  179. A Modest Proposal by rk · · Score: 3, Informative

    Jeez, people, it's satire! This form of satire has been around for a long time. I love how someone can write a "punishments go up, never down" hyperbole and another can write "how can we compare human life to a dollar figure?" (Hint: It's done all the time) and it gets modded insightful. I hope the original posters were extending the joke, but somehow, I get the sense that they were posting in earnest.

    If you don't see the humor in this article, I beg of you to abstain from watching Farrelly Brothers and Austin Powers movies and recommend you pick up some books and read some Jonathan Swift or Oscar Wilde, to name a couple. There's more to humor than dick and fart jokes, and if you understand that, I'm sure you'll live longer.

  180. Re:Thou Shall Not MURDER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Thou shalt not believe in fiction"

  181. computer info loss as a property crime by mikedevx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The government views the loss of information, and the loss of the use of the computer itself, in a manner similar to a property crime. When my car was broken into and the cd player and airbag stolen - along with massive surrounding damage to the car itself - the police were scarcely interested. You file a report for insurance purposes, and that's it. Similarly, when a box of checks was stolen from the mailbox (stupid! stupid!) years ago, only businesses that cashed the checks could pursue complaints legally, even after the culprits were caught with the checks - never mind the hours and hours over two years it took me to repair the mess to my record. Virus writers, and the damage they cause, I think are viewed in the same manner. They can perpetrate their destruction with little fear of consequences, unless the damage is too great to ignore. Human nature, I suppose, there being bigger fish to fry.

  182. Too cruel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we can effectively deter malicious hackers by cutting off their supply of Twinkies or crippling their EverQuest avatars, then there's no need to fry them.

    Some would no doubt prefer death....

    1. Re:Too cruel by MacWiz · · Score: 1

      Please put a Twinkie in each hand before you fry them, because fried Twinkies are awesome.

  183. Re:Mikado? I've gotta follow that. by mwood · · Score: 1

    Hey, I'm not (very much) ashamed to admit that I write VBscript. But it's for white-hat purposes* and never leaves my place of business. Let's be careful not to cast the net too widely, please!

    ----------
    * You know, set a new user's default printer automagically, scan for an outbreak of KaZaa, etc.

  184. 50 billion dollars by pjrc · · Score: 1

    Among the many questionable assumptions is that worms cost the world 50 billion dollars annually. Where did this soft number come from?

  185. Survey says... by nukey56 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our organ-bank overlords!

  186. Inflation, Niven, MADD - Reality comes full circle by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
    Is it just me, or is there an inflation effect hitting our criminal justice system as over time the punishments keep getting higher for the same crimes...

    I was about to post something about Larry Niven's Known Space series, where punishments were increased until almost everything was a capital offense in order to keep the organ banks full (one stipulation of execution was that your organs were donated). I was then going to comment about how this hadn't happened, due to the unsuitability of most capital criminals' organs due to drug abuse, AIDS, hep-C, etc. Finally, I was going to point out how in one of his stories the perpetrator was to be executed for committing a minor crime...

    Drunk Driving. In the 1970's (when Niven wrote the story), it was a "slap on the wrist" offense. Now, with pressure from MADD, multiple DUIs result in prison time, mandatory counseling, and exposure civil damages that can easilly (if justifiably) ruin an offender.

    It isn't the same as being taken apart for spare parts, but it does represent the same phenomenon you cite. Odd how these things seem to come full circle.

    --

    "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

  187. A modest proposal by pivo · · Score: 1

    But don't just kill them, use their bodies as food to feed the poor. That way you counteract any public anti-death penalty feelings and you recycle!

  188. You are painting with a very broad brush by TamMan2000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That guy took the words right out of my mouth. There is a cost of reducing crime, and it is not worth my freedom.

    That said... I have been robbed, my wallet was taken from a locker at a gym (yes it was locked, no I never figured out how they got in...) I found my wallet, devoid of all cash, in a nearby trash can. I was also assaulted about 10 years ago, fortunatly no harm came to me, he took one swing at me, missed, and I ran... A lot faster than he could...

    I think crime is pretty low right now. Of corse I wouldn't complain if the crime rate was lowered, but if big brother is needed to lower crime, I will take my chances, thank you very much...

    --
    "I'll have a Guinness, no wait, make that a Coors Light" -Grad student I work with, who shall remain anonymous...
    1. Re:You are painting with a very broad brush by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's all a matter of perspective though. From your descriptions, you haven't been in a real serious crime. Neither have I. On the other hand, what if you or someone you care about was accidentally shot in a drive by shooting (I live near Baltimore, MD and this is not a rare occurance). If I lived in the city, I might be willing to give up some freedoms knowing that I could let my kids play outside without having to worry about getting shot or being approached by drug dealers.

      The problem is that everyone will have a different tolerance level and what one envisions as too much, another will see as too little. Consider that some people don't have the resources to protect themselves and the ones they love (picture a single mother who leaves her children at home because of day care cost).

      There is a cost of reducing crime, and it is not worth my freedom.

      We have already given up a certain amount of freedom. Do you feel that the current freedoms we've given up (social security numbers, birth certificates, drivers license, public records, etc...) are adequate? I'm sure I could find someone who thinks these are too much.

    2. Re:You are painting with a very broad brush by Anenga · · Score: 1
      There is a cost of reducing crime, and it is not worth my freedom.

      What freedom is that? Running around saying your going to fly planes into buildings? Or your freedom to bring an knife on a plane? Please.
    3. Re:You are painting with a very broad brush by Pikhq · · Score: 1

      I think he would be refering to a little-obeyed portion of the U.S. Constitution, known as the Bill of Rights....

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    4. Re:You are painting with a very broad brush by kevmit · · Score: 1
      "I think he would be refering to a little-obeyed portion of the U.S. Constitution, known as the Bill of Rights..."
      Unless you're speaking of a very different Bill of Rights than the one I'm familiar with, you aren't granted the right to commit crimes.
      If a person does commit crimes, we as a collective, have the right (actually the obligation) to lock them up or pop a cap in their sorry asses or whatever-the-hell-else we want to do to them until they acknowledge that every society has RULES that allow that society to exist.
  189. Dumb Americans. by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but there's no nicer way to say things when I read tripe like this.

    First, economic theory/"basic economics"/capitalism is broken to all those that care to look at it through less than rose coloured lenses. To base anything on a broken theory only results in broken solutions.

    Second, the death penalty is also broken. You'd think that the country with the highest murder rates in the developed world would have figured this out by now, but I guess not.

    Americans like the article's author would do well to emerge from their glass towers every now and again and join the real world, if only temporally.

  190. "Financial harm is human harm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like Emerson lots too, but that doesn't mean I can't keep my head on straight.

    Sorry, but you're wrong in thinking that financial harm doesn't ultimately harm people in the end.

    You're confused becuase immediate financial harm usually does not have obvious immediate human effects (and the effects tend to be spread out a bit over a group of people).

    Let's say a virus costs mutual fund companies to lose $500 million. That doesn't kill anybody today, but in the end it does hurt the savings of a family somewhere, savings that may have been used for sending a child to college one day, or to pay for needed medical expenses of a parent.

    Another example: Wipe out $10 billion from a bunch of Wall Street investment banking firms. Yay!, you say? But what if some of that money was to have been used to fund a small biotech startup firm in San Francisco that was working on a new cancer treatment that ultimately, 15 years down the road would have save a bunch of lives? Now that money is not invested, and the treatment is never developed (or has to wait another 15 years further). HUMAN lives are lost.

    Sorry, friend - but we are all interconnected in this society of ours. Harm one part, and you do end up harming other parts.

    Please grow up a little - money is not evil. It's a important tool, nothing more, nothing less.

    1. Re:"Financial harm is human harm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much money lost is one life worth?

      How many lives must it save before it's right to murder a man?

      But what if some of that money was to have been used to fund a small biotech startup firm in San Francisco that was working on a new cancer treatment that ultimately, 15 years down the road would have save a bunch of lives?

      And what if that one man would grow up to be the dedicated researcher that developes this treatment for cancer? Now you've executed him, and that won't happen. Not only are you now responsible for one man's death, but those other lives are still lost.

      we are all interconnected in this society of ours. Harm one part, and you do end up harming other parts.

      And that includes people who write viruses.

  191. In Liberal England.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In England we are trying our best NOT to send people to our overcrowded prisons!

    One of the latest ideas is not to lock people up if they mug/assault you, oh unless they have a weapon.

    Good job I am actually THE ONE(tm) or else I may be worrying.

    Thank you Mr Tony sir!

  192. are you sure this is tongue-in-cheek? by sbma44 · · Score: 1
    I think the submitter may just not be familiar with how economists think. I have little doubt that the author is pretty serious about his ludicrous assertions.

    my original reaction to this post follows, copied from its original location here:

    It's articles like this one that make me think we should round up all the economists, stuff them in burlap sacks and throw them into the nearest convenient river. Allow me to explain. Slate's latest journalistic atrocity claims that, after a diligent consideration of all the relevant make-believe economic factors, one must inescapably conclude that it makes more sense to execute the authors of computer virii, trojans and worms than it does to execute murderers.

    Now, put aside the fact that this article's fourth-and-a-half sentence is "What do we get out of executing a murderer? Deterrence." (oh really?) Further, ignore how conveniently round all the numbers are (people deterred by an execution? 10. Value of a human life? $10 million. Economic benefit of executing a murderer? $100 million). And disregard when the author unabashedly says "...I take my stand with the president of the United States, who, in a 2000 debate against Al Gore, said quite explicitly that nothing other than deterrence can justify the death penalty," despite the fact that President's resume isn't exactly burgeoning with the names of states known for their nuanced philosophical consideration of capital punishment.

    No, all you have to know about this article is that the author, Steven E. Landsburg, writes the following:

    Compare that to the benefit of executing the author of a computer worm, virus, or Trojan. There seems to be no good name for such people, so I'll make one up--at least until some reader sends in a better suggestion, I'll call them "vermiscripters."

    First, Steve, there are names for these sorts of people. This oversight can perhaps be forgiven -- sure, it reveals that you did absolutely no research or background reading prior to declaring a number of misguided teenagers fit for death, but this pales in comparison with your second offense: implying that "vermiscripter" constitutes a "good name."

    Ladies and gentlement, if you should run into Steven Landsburg on the street, do not make eye contact. Keep him away from your children. And for god's sake, don't let him start to draw any graphs.

  193. Bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Virus and Worms writer are protecting our job because related damange-recovery is the only thing in our profession that cannot be outsourced to India!

    We must unit and lobby our Government against all unfavourable acts against those holy fighters!

    "Dear Senator, if virus/worms writers have to be executed, then those who let their phone rang and answer to it should be killed on sight...."

  194. The problem with this arguement by dsci · · Score: 1

    Is twofold.

    First, without virus writers (and other crackers), there is no need for the kind of security the malware led to. In other words, in an everything's-great-we-all-get-along world, why do we need to spend billions on computer security?

    I remember group settings where the computers were not secure at all. We were on the honor system to not bother each other's data. It is bad behavior that leads to the need for security. As a matter of point, executing the virus writers *may* reduce the need to continue to spend money on developing more and more secure systems that are more and more complex (and costly).

    Second, the analogy between biological viruses and bacteria is flawed in this instance. Bioorganisms just grow and evolve. There is no conscious decision to do harm, it's just in their nature. In contrast, the malware writers do in fact make a specific decision to create something potentially harmful (and for little good reason most of the time).

    Your prediction about 80 years from now is shakey at best. Why can the bacteria evolve, but we our immune systems cannot? Just as you say our computer systems have evolved to fight the virus threat.

    If we removed *some* of the pressure to program for security (by eliminating malware writers), programmers could then focus more on directly productive tasks.

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  195. Execute *spammers* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I already successfully protect myself from worms, viruses and Trojans.

    Execute *SPAMMERS*, the _real_ enemy.

    1. Re:Execute *spammers* by Electric+Eye · · Score: 1

      I actually agree with this. Why prosecute script kiddies because they are taking advantage of Microsoft's mistakes? Hell, if you run a Windows computer and are too stupid to keep the damn thing updated, maybe you deserve to get a virus?
      MMM, I love my Mac. :-)

      Spammers, on the other hand, I rank up there with rapists and child molesters. Kill them all.

  196. Re:Not everything people do is economically-motiva by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The usual response is that economics is not about money, it is about choices. The basic theories of economics are about measuring the value of different choices as numbers. Once an economist has estimated numerical values for different moral choices, it's a simple matter to find an exchange rate between dollars and the numbers measuring moral decisions... at least this is the theory.

  197. CXW would beg to differ by Qrlx · · Score: 1

    The author has completely missed the entire point of privatizing the penal system in America. It makes FAR more sense, economically, to send criminals to a private jail for a very, very long time. It creates jobs, particularly the sorts of jobs that can't be shipped overseas, pay very little, and probably don't even require a high school education. Which is pretty much the only types of jobs being created in America any more.

    Why does America have over one million prisoners, roughly half of them non-violent drug offenders? Take a look at Corrections Corporation of America, their stock ticker is CXW on the big board. Draconian laws and harsh sentencing guidelines pad the bottom line. You can bet there will be Congressional support for even tougher laws if it lowers unemployment.

    There's no more money to be made after a prisoner has been executed. Get with the times.

  198. There's a few problems with that by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    There's a lot of people besides worm and virus writers who have done enough damage to exceed the economic value of a life. We could justify executing hundreds of thousands of executives. Spammers like Scott Richter too, but they deserve it. Microsoft programmers work for peanuts to drain billions of dollars out of the software industry and into the hands of mostly already wealthy investors. Shall we execute them too? And what about those wealthy people, the few who spend their money in ways that cause significant waste the world's resources, and who didn't really deserve that money in the first place? Or what about a politician who helps pass a bad bill? There's a lot of those. Just kill them all?

    You can justify any decision with logic and statistics.

    Not that I support worm and virus writers, but without them, software would have many more security holes than they have today, and a lot fewer systems would be protected behind NATs. And you can bet that governments work harder at finding exploits than anyone, and they don't report them to be patched. A well planned attack under these circumstances could wipe out most of the systems on the internet, a result more costly than all the past and present worms and viruses combined.

    The goal of legal penalties is to prevent crime, not to get revenge equal to the damage. An adequate deterrent for most of those kids would be to punish them by not letting them use a computer, read or watch sci fi or fantasy, role play, look at porn, or play "Magic" ever again. But 5-20 years in prison, or death, well they're not afraid of that at all. Most of those kids have no social lives, are miserable, and are bordering on suicidal anyway. The only effective punishment would be forcing them to live, without any of the enjoyments life has to offer them.

  199. Future viruses could easily be a capital offence. by TheTXLibra · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Take a good, hard look at where the world is going in terms of networking everything, and every network interlaced. Today, when a virus strikes, a virus loses a corporation lots of money. (sarcasm) But that's okay, because they're The Man, and we all hate The Man. It's not like it did anyone any harm, right? The Man just didn't get to buy another Learjet that year. (/sarcasm)

    But seriously, I don't believe an economic crime demands a lethal punishment. Yet. Why? Because preventatives, insurance, investment, and policy (wise business decisions) can all decrease the effects of these crimes.

    However, take into account Hospitals. As more medical equipment comes online, and has to be administered via network, medical care becomes more automated by computer. Medical Files are already on vulnerable networks. As a rule, most hospitals are understaffed, overworked, and in a constant state of emergency. So what happens when a virus brings down an entire hospital's networks for the day? People die. Perhaps the virus only corrupts here and there, unnoticeably. Suddenly medical info is incorrect, or unavailable in a time of crisis during an operation. Someone dies. Perhaps, further down the road, processes (such as medication, or life support) become networked, and a virus brings those systems down, or corrupts the system enough to cause a problem.

    That's the most obvious way of a virus writer committing murder. Now apply it to other constant-crisis situations. Flight control-towers, airplanes, filled with people, might in the future be vulnerable as well. Entire planes full of innocent passengers could be lost in mid-air collisions, or ground collisions in low-visibility weather. Traffic control systems in major cities are already online. Corrupting them might cause redlight/greenlight problems, resulting in deaths by car wreck. Or perhaps it just causes a huge traffic jam, and all those in an ambulance, or needing one, are lost due to this virus.

    As silly as this article seems, and as smug as the attitude of some posts I've read here, you can't always protect against all virii 100% of the time. There's always going to be something new and clever enough to take advantage of a weakness in the software.

    Currently, computer viruses are not a capital offence, but once they start resulting in the loss of human life, and guilt is established, I say let the writer fry/hang/burn/choke/etc... at that point they have just become a premeditated murderer, no different than a bomber.

    -The Libra
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  200. Actuacracy Is a Terminal Euphoria by Baldrson · · Score: 1
    Government by actuarial science is actually a pretty good idea, and it is actually the origin of government. As described by Lysander Spooner, primordial government is:
    a "mutual insurance company," voluntarily entered into by the people with each other... to pay so much money for so much protection, the same as he does with any other insurance company...
    The problem with this form of government is not, as the author of the article states, that:
    Governments exist largely to supply protections that, for one reason or another, we can't purchase in the marketplace. Those governments perform best when they supply the protections we value most. We can measure their performance only if we are willing to calculate costs and benefits and to respect what our calculations tell us, even when it's counterintuitive. Any policymaker who won't do this kind of arithmetic is fundamentally unserious about policy.
    The problem arises when the insurance premiums are shifted away from those being protected to those who are in the process of acquiring enough to benefit from protection. In other words, the problems come when net present value of assets cease being the basis for taxation and economic activity becomes the basis for taxation.

    It is a pattern one sees repeated in societies over and over again -- that an early emphasis on such land value taxation, property taxation, etc. is, as wealth concentrations rise, replaced by taxation of economic activity, followed by a slower rate of economic growth.

    The reasons for this are obvious:

    If you accumulate enough assets during a time of insured growth, you eventually become influential enough to alter tax policy and thereby shift your insurance premiums onto those who might compete with you for status within your society: upwardly mobile economic producers.

  201. The economics of life by delmoi · · Score: 1

    If you simply play a nubers game, then "economicaly" you're better off by killing people for being retarded, old, or simply lazy. Basicaly anyone who's a drain on society.

    Also, if we whent by pure economics, there would be no reason to prosecute date rape, or even things like Child Molestation and kiddy porn. After all, while those things might affect someone's mental health, they probably won't be too damaging. And hey, with kiddy porn there's a demand for it right...

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  202. heh. by pb · · Score: 1

    In that case, add an extra $1.5 billion to our Iraq expenses. More significantly, we'd owe the Iraqi people about $20 billion more in reparations. Of course we've already spent those amounts several times over...

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  203. good point. by medelliadegray · · Score: 1

    You make a good point--politicians will do anything to stay in power, and that is sad. Just one more reason i want to term limits of less than 10 years for congress/house/other high power positions. Also they need their "perks" castrated--life insurance for life after something like 2 years in office for congressment-its sick. Dont get me started on their penstions. oh, and my personal opinion about this topic---if virus writers etc are killed/punnished/etc--it may stop a good majoriy of them, BUT you will be breeding in weakness--software will not "need" to be coded as strong, and when you have a virus writer who has no regard for his own life--just watch as your network and data get dessimated from his virus. I think anything on a network should be legal--provided it does not DOS. Then, code writers would be requested to write everything securely, and you in turn breed in security.

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  204. re:Read a book now and then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You might learn a thing or two.

    First, the article had nothing to do with capitalism per se. All the talk of society implicitly putting a value on a life applies to communist and socialist societies as well. If you knew a little bit more (and did not reflexively wallow in your prejudices), you would realize this.

    Second, the article was intended as both satire and as a starting point for discussion. The article was not intended to be taken at face value. If you were a little more sophisticated, you would have picked up on this.

    Also, the term is 'ivory tower' not 'glass tower'.

    - An American (who may be dumb, but is still apparently much smarter than yourself)

    Cheers!

  205. HAHAHAHAHAMETOOMETOOHAHAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and not a 111 baud repeater?

  206. Re:Wow: Wasted Life: 1 person vs 1 million by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
    Even if a pickpocket steals from thousands of people over his lifetime, he is only guilty of many counts of petty theft. He doesn't graduate to grand larceny after a certain cumulative dollar amount.

    It's interesting--in some U.S. jurisdictions, he actually does.

    It's one of the consequences of so-called 'three strikes' legislation and sentencing.

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  207. I don't know about that.... by cagle_.25 · · Score: 1
    ... but you rarely here about anybody supporting lower sentances for crimes.
    Why, 20 years ago, you would have been held after class and forced to write the words "hear" and "sentences" a hundred times on the board. Now, you just get off with a warning... ;-)

    P.S. The above is strictly humorous, and any resemblance to grammar-naziism is strictly coincidental.
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  208. Crime and Stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not patching your systems is like walking through dark alleys with large amounts of cash hanging out of your pockets. You are asking for it. It's almost entrapment.

    On the other hand:
    % of crime perpetrated by non-executed criminals = 100%

    % of crime perpetrated by executed criminals = 0%

  209. This is why they should teach history in America by kahei · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Sigh.

    In the napoleonic era, a typical punishment for highway robbery was death. The punishment for plain old mugging was death. The punishment for burglary was death. The punishment for slipping a few florins from a stranger's pocket into one's own pocket was death. Crimes involving less personal contact were treated a bit more leniently -- the stealer of a sheep in the UK, for instance, could look forward to a mere 8 years or so in an Army penal battalion.

    Crime was high, though, much higher than it is now, because of such factors as: the low chance of being caught (no detectives, few police), the large number of desperate people (no welfare), and the social disruption caused by having people EXECUTED THE WHOLE DAMN TIME.

    But yeah, make the punishments harsher, it's bound to work.

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  210. Re:You've obviously never been the victim of a cri by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 1

    Would you give up all your civil liberties for one day--if it meant that no one would ever get raped or murdered again?

    How about for one year? How about the rest of your life?

  211. Don't forget spammers by azav · · Score: 1

    I'm for public execution of spammers.

    With the billions they cost the world, through lost productivity and theft of services, I have coined the following mantra:

    If you have gone above and beyond the call to make yourself a blight upon society then you deserve to be removed form it.
    - Alex Zavatone 2004

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  212. Crucifixion! by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1
    Nail him up, I say!

    Nail some sense into him!

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    How ya like dat?
  213. Re:Give me your financial harm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    a bit of perspective please

    That's why he's trying to give you. You've taken a very extreme stance and don't seem to understand that.

  214. My. God. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every heard of this:

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal

    When you start putting a monetary value on individual lives, greed has truly won.

  215. Human life < Property < Rich mans property. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easy.

  216. Why not? by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

    Even if a pickpocket steals from thousands of people over his lifetime, he is only guilty of many counts of petty theft. He doesn't graduate to grand larceny after a certain cumulative dollar amount.

    Playing devil's advocate here (literally, I suppose): Why not?

    A pickpocket steals from twenty people, gets caught, gets thrown in jail for a year. When he gets out, he steals from fifty people (because he knows better about how not to get caught) before landing in the stir again, this time for two years. Whereupon he gets out and repeats the cycle AGAIN, sucking up more and more of the taxpayer's money (for cops to catch him, DA et al to prosecute him, jailers to house him, etc.). At what point should we assume he won't learn his lesson and just let him rot? And if we should give him infinite continues (as it were), why bother when he's just going to go out and do it all over again?

    I don't think the death penalty really should be applied to spammers/script kiddies/et al, but my patience is not infinite either. Neither, I suspect, is anyone else's. At a certain point in a career criminal's life, it should be "game over" and he sits in jail 'till the end of time. (Let's not take it to the extreme of twenty years for your third speeding ticket-- that's just plain absurd; anything on the level of a traffic violation or parking ticket would probably be exempt.)

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    1. Re:Why not? by Bluesman · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, but again, let's judge him on the hundred counts of petty theft, not one count of grand larceny, which he didn't commit. This article is about basing laws on the cumulative economic impact of a crime, which is a bit absurd.

      No matter what the economic impact of the pickpocket, he still didn't kill anyone.

      Imagine you have to walk down a dark street alone. You can choose to have on that street:

      A) A pickpocket whose crimes total $10 million (i.e. the estimated value of a human life)
      B) A murderer.

      Which would you choose?

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    2. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I presume you're saying that the murderer has only killed one person in his life, whereas the pickpocket has pickpocketed thousands of times. Even if we assume the murderer killed that person for no reason at all, randomly (which is unlikely), the odds are that the murderer won't attack you - after all, he's passed by millions of people in his life and only killed one of them.

      The pickpocket has no quarms with taking your posessions. He's done so thousands of times, and I would view as much more likely to act upon you.

      Therefore, I would choose A.

  217. A moral problem by DanTheLewis · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Some might argue that capital punishment has moral costs and benefits beyond its practical consequences in terms of lives lost and lives saved. Those who make such arguments will want to modify a lot of the calculations in this column."

    You can count me among those. However, I would be wary of talking about moral "costs" and "benefits"; that's economics-speak, not morality-speak.

    "As for myself, I hold that the government's job is to improve our lives, not to impose its morality. In this, I take my stand with the president of the United States, who, in a 2000 debate against Al Gore, said quite explicitly that nothing other than deterrence can justify the death penalty."

    This is where I part ways with the president of the United States and this article. The article is about an imposition of morality, about the way we calculate the value of a human life in money. But this entire research frame is morally suspect, if life and death are really about more than dollars and cents.

    Further, policy debates like this one are full of different methods of decision calculus. This economics-inspired utilitarian accounting of the probable increase or decrease in human lives is just the most popular one, the one you learn in Political Science school and war-planning school. These are ethical methods and moralities too; it's not like policy-centered utilitarianism is "science" and deontology (or some other ethical framework) is "morality".

    This utilitarian flavor in political science has real effects at the political level. For example, one woman went to nuclear war-planning school and learned to do this, but found that the decision-making methods used to fight nuclear wars are dehumanizing and illogical, not to mention immoral. Why should it surprise us that more of this warped kind of thinking should lead to warped conclusions?

    Other ways to talk about life and death are possible in public policy debate; they're just not permissible. They're also not as tangible and easy to use in mathematics and write up in the annual budget. But who said they should be?

    "But this essential point remains: Governments exist largely to supply protections that, for one reason or another, we can't purchase in the marketplace. Those governments perform best when they supply the protections we value most. We can measure their performance only if we are willing to calculate costs and benefits and to respect what our calculations tell us, even when it's counterintuitive. Any policymaker who won't do this kind of arithmetic is fundamentally unserious about policy."

    Perhaps this kind of measurement is unnecessary... and perhaps it is flawed... and perhaps, when we learn that it is "counterintuitive" but true that we should kill computer hackers to save money, we should not only seriously question our calculations, we should seriously question our sources of inspiration.

    I, for one, would be pleased to have policymakers who are unserious, according to this columnist, who will appeal to the heart's reasons, who think that life is valuable beyond a cash settlement. For "The heart has its reasons, that reason does not know." This is what Pascal was talking about: not that the heart's reasons are inferior to the demands of logic, but that they are superior.

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  218. Blame the politicians by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    ``People need to learn the mentality that crime can actually be low enough. But try getting that through to a populace that can't be made to understand that life will always be imperfect.''

    And don't forget the influence of media and polticians. Some will use a few criminal incidents to convince people that crime is assuming dramatic proportions and there needs to be more patrolling and wiretapping and all that.

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  219. Financial harm, human harm by Anomalous+Cowbird · · Score: 1

    But financial harm is human harm, because money represents work performed and value created -- the product of expended hours of human life.

    I've read Emerson. Try some Rand . . . .

  220. give me a break by wardk · · Score: 1

    So this Landsburg has officially now demonstrated he's a moron. luckily I can now ignore anything else this guy writes. so this was a public service message disguised as thought.

    nothing to read here, move along...

  221. Obligatory Chico Marx quote by xyote · · Score: 2, Funny
    From Duck Soup I think.

    Chico: (menacingly)I kill people for money. (looks at Harpo) I kill you for money.
    Harpo: (looks worried)
    Chico: (smiles). No, I no kill you for money. You my friend. I kill you for free.
    Harpo: (smiles in relief)


    I'm sure killing spammers will be very economic as many people would be willing to do it for free.

  222. Here's a deal... by FatSean · · Score: 1

    No more crime ever...all you have to do is kill everyone of your friends and family with a dull knife. THey will be conscious and strapped down.

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    Blar.
  223. You are naive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whether it is hedonism or pessimism, utilitarianism or eudaemonism - all these ways of thinking that measure the value of thing in accordance with pleasure and pain , which are mere epiphenomena and wholly secondary, are ways of thinking that stay in the foreground and naivetes on which everyone conscious of creative powers and an artistic conscience will look down not without derision, nor without pity. Pity with you - that, of course, is not pity in your sense: it is not pity with social "distress", with "society" and its sick and unfortunate members, with those addicted to vice and maimed from the start, though the ground around us is littered with them; it is even less pity with grumbling, sorely pressed, rebellious slave strata who long for dominion, calling it "freedom". Our pity is a higher and more farsighted pity: we see how man makes himself smaller, how you make him smaller - and there are moments when we behold your very pity with indescribable anxiety, when we resist this pity - when we find your seriousness more dangerous than any frivolity. You want, if possible - and there is no more insane "if possible" - to abolish suffering . And we? It really seems that we would rather have it higher and worse than ever. Well-being as you understand it - that is no goal, that seems to us an end , a state that soon makes man ridiculous and contemptible - that makes his destruction desirable .

    The discipline of suffering, of great suffering - do you not know that only this discipline has created all enhancements of man so far? That tension of the soul in unhappiness which cultivates its strength, its shudders face to face with great ruin. its inventiveness and courage in enduring, persevering, interpreting and exploiting suffering and whatever has been granted to it of profundity, secret, mask, spirit, cunning, greatness - was it not granted to it through suffering, through the discipline of great suffering? In man creature and creator are united: in man there is material, fragment, excess, clay, dirt, nonsense, chaos; but in man there is also creator, form giver, hammer, hardness, spectator divinity, and seventh day: do you understand this contrast? And that your pity is for the "creature in man". for what must be formed, broken, forged, torn, burnt, made incandescent, and purified - that which necessarily man and should suffer? And our pity - do you not comprehend for whom our converse pity is when it resists your pity as the worst of all pamperings and weaknesses?

    Thus it is pity versus pity.

    But to say it once more: there are higher problems than all problems of pleasure. pain. and pity; and every philosophy that stops with them is naive.

    -Nietzsche, "Beyond Good And Evil", aphorism 225

  224. Re:Wow: Wasted Life: 1 person vs 1 million by pyrotic · · Score: 1

    You forgot to factor in the costs of the funerals, you insensitive clod!

  225. Lives x Money by agoliveira · · Score: 1

    it does raise some interesting issues about how much 'value' society puts on certain types of harm
    It gets better if you think it's actually easier to murder someone than rob a bank. And get away unpunished, btw.

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  226. Capital punishment. by king-manic · · Score: 1

    There only a few instances where I'd back capital punishment. Because capital punishment only garentees one thing: That individual will never commit another crime. So a repeat sex offender (3 strikes for a rapist 2 strikes for a pedofile if I had my way) would require execution. Why? because that type of crime has an exstremely high recidivism rate. theft? it's not as serious and it's more of a socio economic crime. But why not. You garentee that exact person will never steal again. Just make it 6 strikes for stealing to ensure a healthy margin of error. For murder a serial killer shoudl be executed right away why a crime of passion deserves jail time.

    Just beign pragmatic. Justice shoudl be served quick. If it took 2 convictions to put you on death row, it's unlikly you didn't do both. As long as both cases were seperate and not related. So no appeals. just take them out of the court house after the second or third conviction of murder or rape and cut off his head. or shoot him twice in the back of the head.

    When people argue against capital punishment they say it cost mroe to kill them then to jail them. No it doesnt. It cost more to hear all the appeals the criminal goes through before the execution date. So why not wait for 2 convictions (very hard to convict a innocent man twice.. or 3 times) and then just a sumamry execution. No appeal. No whiny activists. This guy went through the proccess twice (or three times or six times) so in the interest of preventing future crime from thsi one individual. kill him/her in the most cost effective way possible (leathal injection aint cheap why not try throwing them off a cliff. then let their families collect the body. make sure it's a bloody tall clif and they go over head first.)

    Mercy is for the potential innocent, Vengence for the naive. I prefer practability.

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    "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
  227. Look here for phree softwarez by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Look at the various "geek issues"... it's all about doing whatever they want with no responsibility or cost. Downloading music for free. Downloading software for free.
    What a whiner! Screw this guy. I say we plunder the world of its software until they come and get us!! If anybody reading this post right now is truly K-31337, check out my kr4d warez site right now. We've got appz, gamez, OS, everything j00 need. And just because this guy pissed me off, everything will be PHR33 for a limited time! Yeah that's right, I've disabled all the ratios. Leech all you want ... for now! But if you expect the site to continue, you need to contribute!

    P.S. We're currently looking for couriers, so if you've got mad bandwidth then apply within!

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  228. in Redmond, where the Shadows lie... by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    and we all know how well Microsoft knows security - I guess if they can't build better locks, they would figure that executing people for breaking and entering is reasonable.

  229. Interesting Idea, Useless Numbers by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    Lets see, people are worth about 10 million a piece. That's based on how many people there are in the US, and what they are willing to spend to have a safer job and all the other BS mentioned in the article.

    So lets play the numbers for other countries. How does population, exchange rates, etc play in? Is it worth it to kill vermiscripters in England? Russia? Canada? China? India?

    He is essentially suggesting that a life is worth a certain amount of cumulative computer/network uptime. How would you like your SLA to say you get 5 nines or someone dies?

    Consider that if you kill someone, they may have been a moderator on Slashdot. On the other hand your that much closer to getting first post. How will that affect your Karma? The world wants to know.

  230. Free State project is a joke by Sleepy · · Score: 0

    Every so often, I hear about the Free State Project, and chuckle. It's right up there with those Texans that argue about the legality of annexing Texas from Mexico, therefore they are independent. Or the "don't pay your IRS taxes the IRS isn't really legal" crowd. [/me plays the Twilight Zone theme...]

    Forgive me for not reading all of the rhetoric, but do any of these people actually LIVE in New Hampshire?? Or even visited the state?

    I don't see what 20,000 "free" people would do to the legal, cultural or political makeup of New Hampshire. I'm sure they get TWICE that many "Mass liberals" moving up to shirk mass taxes. Most people in NH are Mass exiles living between the Mass border and Manchester NH. I know because I've lived around both sides of the NH border for 34 years (and remember 31 or so :)

    I wouldn't be surprised if 40% of NH residents worked in Mass, because they actually have schools, and in turn, better jobs. No one wants a career in a retail mall.

    1. Re:Free State project is a joke by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 1

      You've apparently missed the entire point of the project.

      Most of them DON'T live in New Hampshire. They chose a state with a small population, relatively minor Federal Government presence, and fairly Libertarian mindset (The runner-up was Wyoming). When choosing New Hampshire as a site, the influx of people from Massachusets was discussed. The point is having a large enough segment of the population sharing a Libertarian mindset as a kind of expirement in Libertarianism. If it works, hey, maybe people would view it with more credulity. If not, hey, oh well. They tried.

      Besides. If New Hampshire is so filled with 'Massachusets Liberals', why the hell did its electoral votes go to Bush in 2000?

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      "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living."

      - Seneca
    2. Re:Free State project is a joke by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 1

      Erm, to clarify. The reason most of them don't live in New Hampshire is because they want to move there to influence the demographics and political scene. If they mostly lived there already, simply proclaiming that New Hampshire would now be Libertarian would be a tad pointless, as they, you guessed it, already lived there and had not achieved it...

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      "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living."

      - Seneca
  231. You silly person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was not advocating the death penalty. Go back and re-read my post.

  232. dumbass argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I would rather have a virus than being murdered. Non-sense argument, again only nerds trying to make themselve look bigger than they really are.

  233. Utopia Through Extreme Legislation by rastin · · Score: 1

    If we execute all the virus writters then we can have a peacefull world ruled by crappy software and lazy coders. We can forget about encryption and nobody will need passwords. Can you feel the love?

  234. Oh the irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slate.com has an article titled Feed The Worms Who Write Worms to the Worms which argues based on economic theory (and somewhat tongue-in-cheek) that it is a 'better investment' to execute the creators of worms, virus and trojan authors, than murderers.

    I genuinely don't want to start a cross-Atlantic slanging match, but actually some of us don't think its such a hot idea for the state to execute anyone.

  235. a world of THX-1138 by cats-paw · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember that in THX-1138 all decisions were economic decisions.

    The final "chase" wall called off because it had gone over budget.

    Maybe we're heading for a THX-1138 world where all decisions are based on economics.

    Could be we'll elect a "grand nagus" someday ;-)

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    Absolute statements are never true
  236. So, if we execute virus writers... by gillbates · · Score: 1

    Then what would the penalty be for selling software which was designed (either through fault or negligence) to propagate viruses?

    The worst of it is that Microsoft isn't embarrassed that a college student built a more reliable OS than them. In fact, they don't care - instead of accepting responsibility for their faulty design, they blame the victim - the end user. After all, once the license fee is paid, it's not their problem.

    Think about it. If virus infection is such a problem, a company who sells software to millions has a moral obligation to do something about it. But virus infection is not a serious problem - if it were, Microsoft wouldn't be in business. Everyone would run Linux.

    And what exactly is the cost of viruses? Well, it is less than the perceived burden of installing and learning to use Linux. Yes, we could port every single app to Linux, and retrain everybody on Linux. Corporations don't, because they believe that doing so would actually cost them more money. Given that corporations are going out of their way to outsource to India, one can pretty much be assured that if Linux was suitable for a company, they'd be using it. Most companies hate the licensing deals Microsoft foists on them, but use their products simply because they believe them to be less expensive than Linux.

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    The society for a thought-free internet welcomes you.
  237. Slashdot of old by Muttonhead · · Score: 1

    The Slashdot of the past would never have entertained an idea like this. The solution would be to better engineer the software, not control the rest of the world.

  238. Where's the tech involved? by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 1

    Assassination Politics combines the free-market mercenary idea with added bonus of using cryptography, anonymous digital cash, and the distributed nature of the internet. All the things a geek would love;-)

    1. Re:Where's the tech involved? by ACorvus · · Score: 1

      Now THAT is a great idea. Were'nt politicians always meant to serve the people? They'd crap their pants at the mere thought of doing anything else!

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      -- Sig Sig Sputnik
  239. How do you engineer a Parson? by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    Does it require a framework of steel I-beams and pylons driven into the bedrock?

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    There is no right to feel safe thru security vaudeville at the expense of everyone's freedom, privacy and tax money.
  240. Re:You've obviously never been the victim of a cri by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ahem.

    I've been both stabbed AND robbed.

    Personally, I think the 'horrendous crime problem' in the US is more a product of the Media trying to sell advertisements than an actual problem. Hell, a study came out a while back showing that violent crime in the UK was the highest in Europe... and a throw away line in the report was that the US ("Known for its violent crime") was lower than any of the European countries being compared.

    Yes. Crime is a problem. But, like the grandparent said, there comes a point where the cost of trying to lower crime more is more costly than the crimes themselves...

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    "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living."

    - Seneca
  241. What about legalisation? by Psymunn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think, infact, laws on many crimes are becoming far more slack and certain thigns are no longer being considered crimes. I think that we aren't seeing a penalty inflation, we're just seeing the judicial focal point shifting. Of course maybe this is just becaues i'm in canada, and maybe the war against drugs, gay marrige, and such is still raging strong in some states, but up here we've been pruning off the laws that society is starting to see as silly, while maintaining the laws that actualyl protect people.

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    The Neo-Bohemian Techno-Socialist
  242. "Repent, Harlequin!" Said the Ticktockman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or perhaps they should have their lives shortened by the amount of time they steal from others?

  243. Bowling anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone seen Bowling For Columbine yet? ...

  244. Re:You've obviously never been the victim of a cri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Exactly, that's part of the problem..

    Who do you want choosing your anti-terrorism laws? Terrorism experts and lawmakers, or victims of 9/11? Which do you think is more likely to choose a reasonable, balanced approach that addresses the fundamental issues involved? Which will craft laws based on feelings of "revenge" and "closure"?

    I'm not trying to disrespect the victims of crime, but you must admit that emotions have the possibility of clouding reason. Victims should only have a say in punishing the criminals that hurt *them* specifically.

  245. Re:You've obviously never been the victim of a cri by Paulrothrock · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I agree that it is the media. They need ratings just like any other program, radio, television, or otherwise. People don't like hearing dull reports about how crime is going down, but when you say 'three people were raped and murdered,' they stop and listen. It's the train-wreck factor; if something is horrible, you watch it.

    Watch CNN one evening and you'll see what I mean. No reports on, say, technical issues or reports about decreasing crime (or very short ones), but long, horrible reports on death and sex and health risks that are blown way out of proportion. That's why I listen to NPR and watch BBC America; they're less concerned with sensationalism because of the differences in their funding processes.

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    I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
  246. U HAVE NO SOOSHI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Murderers want to kill. Justification is just a means to whatever end you choose. You can just as easily say that virus writers save lives.

    People dont value time equally. The time you spend on the jon does not compare to time spent with your family at the beach right ? Which will you remember and consider a valued use of your time?

    Time spent working generally does not make happy memories either, if it makes memories at all. If you didnt live through the time you worked would that really be so bad ?

    So a virus goes through a load of computers. Everyone who would have been working, now goes and spends the time better, a day off. After all there are no computers to do the taxes, recipts, yadda yadda. On average they will value this time now more than had the virus not done its work.
    For a few it will be their last day alive, and for them, instead of dropping dead at work, they get to enjoy their last hours with the ones they love.
    What could be more valuable than that ?

    So lets all write viruses, and make them cause as much damage as possible and if anyone stands in our way lets execute them, so we can save lives.

    Thank You.

  247. privatization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nonsense. Heard of "privatization"?

    Yeah, it's that process whereby a group of people who have at least the veneer of responsibility to the populace outsource their responsibility to a different group of people who don't hold any responsibility except to their shareholders.

    Fucking beautiful concept. That's exactly what I want my government to be: by the Business, for the Business.

    1. Re:privatization by IncohereD · · Score: 1

      Wait...so you don't want the government to run things....or business. So what are you suggesting? Everyone running their own little plot of land?? A business at its root is just a bunch of people working together for a (relatively) common goal. As is the government, for that matter.

      Which means....*gasp*...PEOPLE have power! PEOPLE can change things! PEOPLE can get promoted, and elected, and through HARD WORK can change their world into something they like better.

    2. Re:privatization by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1
      Which means....*gasp*...PEOPLE have power! PEOPLE can change things! PEOPLE can get promoted, and elected, and through HARD WORK can change their world into something they like better.
      Except with business, it's just some people who have the power. They can change things in ways that affect other people, except those others have no say in the matter. With the government, on the other hand, there's at least some accountability to all the people, in the form of elections.
    3. Re:privatization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but, in England we privatised our train network.

      Unfortunately, the almighty did not foresee that although British Rail no longer monopolises the entire country, there would be mini monopolies. Routes/areas run by one company, so essentially screw the people, now PROFITS must be made.

    4. Re:privatization by IncohereD · · Score: 1

      Except with business, it's just some people who have the power. They can change things in ways that affect other people, except those others have no say in the matter. With the government, on the other hand, there's at least some accountability to all the people, in the form of elections.

      Who do you think shareholders are?? The people business is accountable to! And if you work really hard and do well and don't get promoted because of your 'anti-evil' views? Sue! It's the American Dream!

      I saw an interesting post a while ago about how it's fine if everything gets outsourced, because we can all just invest in those companies and make money without doing work! That's how the rich do it, and that's what other people can do, to, with a little research.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm definitely against a lot of the things corporations do, but it's nothing people can't change with their dollars and their actions and their work, if they really, really cared. That's why Sony knew they could put out Rage Against the Machine albums, and how Michael Moore keeps getting corporate distribution (Disney notwithstanding). Even though the material is against what they do, they know people will be momentarily outraged, then just go back to their lives.

    5. Re:privatization by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1
      Who do you think shareholders are?? The people business is accountable to!
      Exactly. A very, very tiny percentage of the population owns the vast majority of stock out there. That means that they are the ones who say what goes, and the rest of the people can suck it.
      I saw an interesting post a while ago about how it's fine if everything gets outsourced, because we can all just invest in those companies and make money without doing work!
      Except, where are you going to get the capital to do that? From working? Nope, the jobs are offshored, so that's a no go.
      That's how the rich do it, and that's what other people can do, to, with a little research.
      So you're saying that each of the several hundred million people living in the US can buy up enough stock with their meager wealth to get enough income for the rest of their lives? You're dreaming.
    6. Re:privatization by IncohereD · · Score: 1

      Exactly. A very, very tiny percentage of the population owns the vast majority of stock out there. That means that they are the ones who say what goes, and the rest of the people can suck it.

      The thing is there's a LOT of stock owned by individuals, most of whom chuck out their yearly reports, and never bother to vote at the meetings, etc., etc. Unless the stock goes down, in which case all of a sudden they're jonesin' for a class action lawsuit. The apathy of the many is what allows the few to control. A (male) friend of mine claimed the chair of the women's committee seat at my university (of 20 000 people), because no one else wanted it, and got a $500 salary for it. All he had to do was get his friends to show up and vote. I think this happens on much larger scales as well (e.g. national elections, obviously).

      Except, where are you going to get the capital to do that? From working? Nope, the jobs are offshored, so that's a no go.

      There are a lot of jobs that can never, ever be offshored. The service industry, repairmen, delivery, custom installs, construction, etc. A common thread I found in the offshoring responses was people who went and got mortgages and expensive cars they couldn't really afford, didn't save/invest any money, and now they're fucked and pissed off. But they just didn't live within their means. Haven't you ever heard of The Wealthy Barber??

      So you're saying that each of the several hundred million people living in the US can buy up enough stock with their meager wealth to get enough income for the rest of their lives? You're dreaming.

      The crazy thing about money is that it creates more money. Value gets created. Also...because offshoring means producing things is cheaper, it lowers the barriers of entry. So you friend who has this great idea but needs people to implement it can now get a few tens of thousands together from a relatively small number of people (including you), and then ideally you all make a good return. And you make more money with less effort than you would have doing the job yourself. Rather than just VCs making money, everyone can get a larger chunk of initial investment in something because startup cost becomes so low.

      Also, note that in the end the market ALWAYS goes up. And the more money people put in, the more it goes up. It's not a zero sum game. Everyone could be making money off of it. Wealth creates more wealth when it changes hands.

      Incidentally, this is the main reason I'm pissed off about Microsoft - that $50 billion dollar cash store. How much is that fucking up the economy, having that all locked up?? Imagine the results if they poured that money into investments. There's no way they'd lose, lots of people would make more money, and then they would be able to buy more from Microsoft. THAT'S what the next anti-trust settlement should be, I think, force them to spend their money.

    7. Re:privatization by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1
      There are a lot of jobs that can never, ever be offshored. The service industry, repairmen, delivery, custom installs, construction, etc.
      Yes, and I'm sure that with the hordes of people out of work, those jobs will pay just enough to allow the employee to barely survive, and unable to accumulate any capital. Strike that idea.
      The crazy thing about money is that it creates more money.
      Ok, let's say, for the sake of argument, that the average family has $5000 stocked away (I know, absurd, but we'll go with it). Let's say that they could make a historically absurd %50 average gain through their investments. That means that, at the end of year one, they'll have $7500.

      Now, in the mean time... how exactly are they supposed to survive?
      Also, note that in the end the market ALWAYS goes up.
      And yet the real wages of the poorest 20% of the population has gone down for a few decades.
  248. And I say that people are inherently bad. by Nopal · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I'm guessing that you don't have children. They start life as selfish, egocentric, manipulative beasts because it works for them. Eventually, they learn to be "good" as they come to grasp the benefits of living in a society (sharing resourced, mutual protection, affection, etc.), and learn the subtleties of good behavior.

    But some never learn and remain selfish, egotistical bastards. We call those people "sociopaths" (e.g. criminals and some politicans). Having said that, I agree in that we should try to teach them to be good, but many are just not willing or don't care to learn. That's why they are criminals.

    1. Re:And I say that people are inherently bad. by AgentSmith · · Score: 1
      But some never learn and remain selfish, egotistical bastards. We call those people "sociopaths" (e.g. criminals and some politicans). Having said that, I agree in that we should try to teach them to be good, but many are just not willing or don't care to learn. That's why they are criminals.


      Have you ever met a sociopath? Regardless of caring to be 'good' or not. Most do not have the ability to make that distinction. Aside from their own pain they have no ability for compassion or caring for others. I am convinced that these particular people cannot be fixed.


      While being a sociopath may or may not be their fault. Learning has very little to do with it. They can hardly be compared to children even at the most base level. At most these people can try to go through the motions, but do you want to be around any of them when they 'slip'?

    2. Re:And I say that people are inherently bad. by benna · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are wrong. The babies have no ego at all. They don't even know the concept of an internal world in relation to an external world. To them there is no difference between a cloud in their minds eye and the sound of a car outside. Both things just happen. Also, as far as the baby knows they aren't happening to anyone and nobody is doing them. This is exactly what is meant by no ego. Kids only become what you say when adults make them that way. The natural human condition is that of enlightenment in the zen or taoist sense.

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      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
    3. Re:And I say that people are inherently bad. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My child didn't. Granted, he's only (just barely) one year old- but if we're all relaxing watching TV, and mommy gives him two cookies, very soon there will be a small hand in my mouth feeding me one of the two cookies. And he came up with this all on his own, it's one of his favorite little games.

      Kids learn by immitation- if kids start out as greedy, selfish, egocentric, manipulative beasts, I'd say look at the parents and how they treated the kid during the first three months of life.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    4. Re:And I say that people are inherently bad. by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      uh no, children start off life good and pure, wholly unselfish and giving, they LEARN to be shits by the examples of people around them (IE the parents, playmates, etc...)

    5. Re:And I say that people are inherently bad. by benna · · Score: 1

      When a baby is born it doesn't know language. It doesn't know concepts. All it can do is watch the process of the universe happen. As I said a baby doesn't even know the concept of a self or ego. The baby knows no concepts. The reason I say this is englightenment in the buddhist or taoist sence is because enligtenment in those religions is about ego loss. It is also enlightenment in the LSD sense and arguably even the christian sense. Jesus in all likelyhood saw that everything was one big process and that all are god. In Jesus's language to say you are the son of something is similar to saying you are that thing. Similar to our phraze, "son of a bitch." When he said he was the son of god he mean he was one with god. He meant he was one with the process, just as everyone else is. He realized he was one with the tao. The point of zen is certainly not egotism. It is the very opposite of this. The cloud in minds eye and car outside comes from the religious scholar Alan Watts in his book Taoism: Way Beyond Seeking.

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      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
    6. Re:And I say that people are inherently bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true that neither a baby nor an enlightened sage have egos, but the difference between the two is that a sage has full consciousness and a baby has very little.

    7. Re:And I say that people are inherently bad. by benna · · Score: 1

      I would like to explain both of your quotes in the context of Taoism. That being said I obvioulsy don't know what he was thinking for sure, its just a theory. But so is what you are saying.

      "not my will, but Yours be done"
      You will find that this is something the taoists talk about to. The name of the most important book in Taoism is the Tao Te Ching. The word Te translates roughly to "virtue" but not in the sence we think. Its more virtue in the sence that a plant has healing virtues. Now what this is saying really is someone that does something very complex and yet do it so well that it looks like its being done by magic. Like when someone makes something look easy. Now this relates to the above quote in this way. The Taoists say that someone with Te is someone that has learned to be one with the Tao. That is, learned to have the force of the Tao behind everything they do. If we take "your" in your quote to mean the Tao instead of god it makes perfect sence with the principal of Te. He is saying that he wishes to have the power of the Tao behind what he does.

      "all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God."
      He is saying here nobody he has seen at least has Te. This probobly stems from not many people in his place and time understanding what jesus realized. Some probobly did in fact exist with Te but none he knew.

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      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
    8. Re:And I say that people are inherently bad. by benna · · Score: 1

      Well I would say babies even when they still have no ego at a certain point in there life are very consious beings. They don't have internal chatter in there head like we do constantly talking to ourselves but then neither does the enlightened sage. Lao Tzu said, "The scholar learns something every day, the man of Tao unlearns something, until he gets back to non-doing."

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      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
  249. But I bet.. by bigattichouse · · Score: 1

    a good prosecution could convince a jury that a virus writer, who built a malicious thing on purpose was at least indirectly responsible for the death of a patient if the software/monitoring systems were down and it was shown to cause the health providers to not be able to do their job effectively (being alerted to a crash)... I can almost hear the discourse:

    "Did you write this software"
    "yes"
    "To attack anyone and everyone it could"
    "yes"
    "And this binary dump is your code?"
    "Yes"
    "And is this machine,the source of the demonstrated code,is unable to function due to your software?"
    "Yes"
    "This Machine is the very machine that was monitoring Billy Bobs life on June 2nd, 2004.."

    Well, except for all the cross-examination and objections - you get the idea.

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    meh
  250. U.S. life vs. other life by kbahey · · Score: 1

    Even worse.

    I seem to recall that the value put on Afghan or Iraqi civilians that are killed "inadverently" is much lower than that (in the thousands of dollars).

    Anyone has a dollar figure or link?

    1. Re:U.S. life vs. other life by kbahey · · Score: 1

      Found it. Replying to my own post.

      Seems that a non U.S. person is worth $1000 by the Pentagon's accountants.

      In one instance, the CIA did pay $1000 to each family of 12 to 20 Afghan soldiers who were killed when U.S. Special Forces, believing they were striking a Taliban and al Qaeda stronghold, assaulted two compounds containing Afghan troops loyal to Karzai's government. But even in this case, Rumsfeld stubbornly maintained that the U.S. military had committed no error

      I don't think this will look fair to the outside world.

  251. Re:You've obviously never been the victim of a cri by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Indeed, skepticism abounds today, for I cannot believe that you wrote what you did.

    There are these wonderful things called "statistics" and arguments like yours are designed solely for the purpose of keeping people irrational and avoiding thinking about them.

    The basic thrust of your argument (and I'm hoping that thrust was unintentional) is that, so long as there is a one in six billion chance of being the victim of a violent crime, we as a society are responsible for taking whatever measures are necessary to alleviate that risk.

    Let's pull a number out of the air and say that the U.S. spends $100B for state and federal law enforcement every year. Let's also imagine that each time we double that number, we halve the crime rate. Maybe it would be worthwhile to spend $400B to reduce the rate to 1/4, or $800B to get it down to 1/8th the current level. But what about 1/256th? That would cost $25T, which would mean that pretty much the entire economy would be channeled into crime prevention. Forget other wonderful things like medical research, we might not even be able to feed ourselves. And still, people are getting killed, raped, stabbed, and shot.

    Nothing in the previous analysis even mentions the secondary costs that come with living in a de facto police state.

    I think you're going out of your way to be insulted. When the grandparent says crime is "low enough," he doesn't mean that we just don't give a crap about the victims who remain. He means that the costs associated with getting it down further are unjustifiable. Going back to my earlier example, imagine if we halved the current law enforcement funding. Assume that caused the crime rate to double. Would that be a bad thing? Certainly. But that doesn't eliminate the possibility that it might be the best thing to do, if funneling that money into medical research lead to an overall improvement in the quality of life.

    I could sit here and make precisely the same arguments you do, but in favor of such medical research. After all, for the parents of a child who died of cancer, there is no way the cancer rate was "low enough." But how big a tax increase would we allow to reduce it further than we already have? Would we allow the government to step in and start outlawing certain foods, or require that every citizen take an anti-oxidant tablet every morning? Would we sit by while those who refused the pills were jailed?

    The whole idea is that we allocate things like resources and government regulations where they will produce the most good. Simple economics.

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  252. value of people vs. value of work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so if the value of a person's *whole life* is somewhere between $1 and $6.3 million, why do we not cap salaries at $6.3 million? I'm pretty damn sure most people don't see that much in a year, and I'm also pretty damn sure that nobody does a lifetime of work in a year.

  253. Deterrence?!? by j-turkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From TFA

    Let's do the math. What do we get out of executing a murderer? Deterrence. A high-end estimate is that each execution deters about 10 murders.

    I don't know where he gets his numbers, by all measures I've ever seen, they show that capital punishment isn't a deterrence. I guess this may go along with the idiom about lies, damn lies, and statistics.

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  254. half-truths? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And this is all true?

    US Political Prisoners do exist, in case you forgot.

    Let's just keep some things in perspective here, any nation-state government will attempt to make other's human rights records seem abhorrent to make their own look good.

  255. Nice troll...but human life IS cheap. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    We see examples of it all the time...people killing other people over abstract concepts like 'god'!

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  256. reward hackers by ftide · · Score: 1

    People who write virii and trojans for Wintel boxes/routers should be getting money, recognition and babes ( or hunks if it's a female hacker ). These hackers expose flaws in flawed networking architectures that mainstream industries are very reluctant to expose. Who's committing the crime again?

    Covering your ass by denying an insecurity or vulnerability exists while blaming hackers wastes everyones time. Even black hats should get credit. Give them a screamin' P4, a fractional T1 and new problems to tackle, not jail time. Some of these hackers just want to play. Let them. No one corporate entity, operating system or hacker group can destabilize or monopolize all of North America's IT infrastructure.

  257. Death Penalty for Corporations Instead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not force a corporation to disband if it has done the most serious crimes that it can do!

    Exxon Valdez

    MS Antitrust

    Enron Fraud

    These are just a few examples of firms who have done more damage than a human ever could, but we leave it to the market to destroy them, so only one out of three goes down. By analogy, if we left murderers to the mercy of vigilantes, I'll bet that a similar proportion could fight their way out.

  258. The problem with this counter-arguement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is twofold.

    First, as long there are programmers, there will always be virus writers. The concept of everything's-great-we-all-get-along is awesome. However, as much as I wish we lived in a society like that, we do not.

    When all is said and done, systems must have better security than they do now.

    Second, the analogy between biological and digital virii seems to hold up quite well to me. Intellegent Humans are directing the creation of computer viruses, so you can in fact treat them like they are living evolving things.

    We need MORE pressure put on security. Always more.

  259. fuzzy logic by joexdestroyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People need to remember that a human life isn't really just a series of consecutive hours. It's one complete unit. Thinking of it as a series of hours reminds me of one of Zeno's paradoxes. Just because a hacker may steal millions of hours overall, he steals zero complete lives. This is why murdering is of course worse than writing viruses.

  260. Re:Denies What Makes Us Human - Part 2 by lperdue · · Score: 1
    Whoever modded my previous post (reprinted below) as "Offtopic" failed to connect just how on topic it is.

    The original post was about the economics and cost-effectiveness of executing virus writers.

    My post directly addressed this by pointing out that if cost-effectiveness was the only criterion, then we'd have a whole world of atrocities (see repeated post, below).


    The ultimate point is that the very things that make us human also motivate us to do things that we see as "right" or "moral" but which are not efficient.

    Thus the problem with executing virus writers and how this ties directly into the topic.

    ----- ORIGINAL POST -------

    If cost-effectiveness ruled us, we'd quickly euthanize all with Alzheimers, mental and emotional disabilities not to mention those with chronic addictions like tobacco, heroin etc. -- they just COST too much.

    Because casualties tie up needed resources on the battlefield, all wounded (both sides) would be killed.

    This would be cognitive Darwinism at its most extreme -- eliminate the ineffective and inefficient. So what if we lose a Hawking here or there.

    OTOH, this has been tried before: By the Third Reich and through the sterilization of "mental defectives" in the U.S. in the first few decades of the last century.

    The decision to extend MERCY, to make a decision to be compassionate in the face of raw efficiency is the essence of what makes us human.

    Society has a right to protect itself, but there are better ways of doing it than checking our humanity at the door

  261. One question .... by Nikker · · Score: 1

    The one question I have is, using all the resources in the world can an operating system be written an run that is not vulnerable to viruses? Now I do seriously mean *all* the resources, ie unlimited manpower/budget/R&D etc.

    If not then we will be putting up with this for ever so we mine as well start putting them away now. Other wise I would feel that it would be the responsibility of the manufacturer and let them keep trying to put a square peg into a round hole till they get it right.

    In that sence I think the people who write viruses should be paid for their work because they are now helping us to innovate and refine our code. As for all us admins, this is what we are paid for get over it, if some loud mouth kid didnt send out "Supper l337 killer" version 1.0 some one with a brain would do it and screw us royally with out anyone knowing.

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  262. Re:Wow: Wasted Life: 1 person vs 1 million by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    I'll agree, so long as time spent watching NASCAR and WWF is deducted from the total.

    Okay, that was simple trolling. I do apologize.

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  263. "Although the author does not seriously argue..." by CromeDome · · Score: 1
    ....for capital punishment for the script kiddies. . .


    I am! FRY THEM!!! ;)


    </tougue-in-cheek>

  264. Value of statistical life... by winwar · · Score: 1

    Okay, here comes a rant...

    Sure the cost of a "statistical" life may be between $5 and $10 million dollars. So what. What meaning does that have? To put it another way, if someone offered you that amount of money to kill you, would you accept it? No? Why not? Isn't that the "value" of your life?
    Just because we can assign a value to a human life doesn't make it a meaningful value. Heck, the "value" is based in part upon a persons perception of risk. People are really bad at determining risk (familiar dangerous things considered safer than unfamiliar safer things) and our willingness to mitigate risk may be based on other factors (gee, this job is dangerous, but I kind of like having a place to live, or I don't have the skills to change a job etc.). Just because economists think they can put a value on a human life doesn't mean they are correct.
    Finally, if you really can put a single number value on a human life, then do they really have a inherent right to exist?

    Rant off...

  265. *sigh* by Phleg · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Although the author does not seriously argue for capital punishment for the script kiddies, it does raise some interesting issues about how much 'value' society puts on certain types of harm and the author's view of a government's role in protecting us from it.
    Doesn't it kind of ruin satire to give the synopsis beforehand? Imagine reading a preamble like this before Jonathan Switf's A Modest Proposal
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  266. Also like 9-11? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    personally i think all these worms may be worthwhile in the long run, i mean they DO make people and microsoft aware of the vulnerabilities of windows and its security problems.

    According to your theory, you must also consider 9-11 to have been worthwhile too? After all, it did make us aware of lax airport security and also there will never be a "thou shalt let the hijacker have his way" policy ever again.

    1. Re:Also like 9-11? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your comparison of 9-11 to this is a ridiculous troll. in 9-11 thousands of people died. this doesn't have the same effect.

  267. Better yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Overdose them with Viagra then lock them in a jail cell with Michael Jackson.

    1. Re:Better yet... by MrRuslan · · Score: 1

      And then watch and see who will mollest who? Interesting...

  268. I buy it... by Deton8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I buy the economic argument that we should execute verminscripters (and spammers while we are at it). But how about we also calculate the deterrence effect of executing officials of software companies if their products are so insecure that we have to download daily patches to keep from having our work utterly destroyed. What would the economic benefit to us be then?

  269. Placing a value on YOUR OWN life by mec · · Score: 1

    I agree, it's repugnant to place a monetary value on SOMEONE ELSE's life.

    However, the author of this article is talking about numerous studies where people show, by their actions, what value they place on THEIR OWN life.

    As the author says, people consistently show that they prefer to have $1 in cash rather than improving their chance of living by 1 part in 10,000,000. That's individual people making decisions about THEIR OWN lives and thus revealing their preferences.

    For example, do you drive a car? How much did you spend on after-market safety systems, such as a five-point crash harness or a Snell-approved motorcycle helmet? These are expensive ways to lower one's mortality risk, and very few people choose to spend the money for these things.

    Have you gotten a $3000 physical exam lately? Chances are better than 1/1000 that it will diagnose something important in your health.
    And so on. To be sure, a $3000 preference for a 0.1% mortality chance does not equate to $3,000,000 for a 100% mortality chance. Economic preferences are ordinal, not cardinal/additive. But the point is, people place values on their OWN lives, and econometricians merely observe these preferences.

  270. Annexed from Mexico? BAH! by Noxx · · Score: 1

    Not sure if you're a confused yankee or just trolling, but I'll bite...it's a slow day.

    Texas was not annexed from Mexico, we was a soverign republic from 1836-1845 before ALLOWING the US to annex us in exchange for better highways for our trucks and an expanded market for sellin' that sweet nectar known as Bluebell ice cream. In Texas History class we got learnt as to how the great general Sam Houston used the Battle of the Alamo (REMEMBER!!) as a dee-version to tie up the Mexican army, so's he could build up his own army for the Battle of San Jacinto...at which time we opened such a Texas-sized can o'whoopass on the Mexicans that to this day they still mow our lawns as part of the cease fire. At first the US didn't want nuthin' to do with us, but after 9 years of Texas showin up the yankees they finally got wise and came a'beggin for us to join 'em. Now, in school they tell how's we tricked the US into annexing us, but my grandpappy telled me the truth about how some durn fool lost Texas to the US in a rigged poker game, and didn't even shoot the cheatin' bastard.

    Nowadays, we hear nothin but yankees makin fun of us for drivin trucks, or always having a gun within arm's reach (let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire RACK), or about how's the grocery store by my house sells horse bridles and salt licks in the pet aisle right next to the Puppy Chow. But oh here comes a war, somebody call the Texans to come pull our bacon outta the fire! How you whiny hippies beat England without no Texans to fight for you, I will never know. ;-)

    What? Topic? Oh yeah. Virus writers. We had one of them down here back in the summer of ought'02. Some good ol' boy hitched him up to his truck and drug him around the corral a few times. No problems since.

    The truth is here! All the rest is lies!

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  271. Re:You've obviously never been the victim of a cri by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 3, Insightful

    a study came out a while back showing that violent crime in the UK was the highest in Europe...

    If you believe that 25 fistfights is more violent crime than a single gunshot to the head, that is...

  272. Re:Annexed from Mexico? BAH! by Noxx · · Score: 1

    Hmm is "how's" the correct form to use there? Better check my "Hicked on Phonics" book.

    IIRC from Texas History class, we are the only state in the union whose constitution allows for legal secession. It also provides for breaking the state up into five smaller states...although why we would do so I have no idea.

    "No man's life, libery, or property are safe when the Texas legislature is in session".

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  273. So, do you feel the same way about spammers? by mec · · Score: 1

    If you think that malware has a positive benefit because it generates publicity for the weaknesses in popular operating systems, how do you feel about spam and the weaknesses that spam reveals in popular mail protocols?

    (My view: prison sentences for both malware writers and spammers)

    1. Re:So, do you feel the same way about spammers? by Coneasfast · · Score: 1

      how do you feel about spam and the weaknesses that spam reveals in popular mail protocols?

      personally i feel it does reveal the weakness in the current email system. there is little accountability for who sends what email, all you have to work with is the smtp server used and ip it was sent from, any from: address can be forged.

      you make a good point, but the reason this is different is we can't do anything about the email system. we are using SMTP protocol and we're going to stick with that for at least a long while more! therefore until we change this, we must combat spam and spammers

      OTOH, microsoft has a great amount of power and money to work with their operating system to fix any security flaws/vulnerability in it. and they must do it.

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    2. Re:So, do you feel the same way about spammers? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Well duh, of course the mail system should be fixed. Are you saying you disagree?

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    3. Re:So, do you feel the same way about spammers? by mec · · Score: 1

      No, I agree that RFC 822 has a fundamental flaw. The ability to send to my mailbox should have permissions on it.

      Both RFC 822 and Windows OS's are insecure by design. But for RFC 822, we assign most of the blame to the exploiters, and for Windows, we assign a lot of the blame to those who wrote the vulnerable system.

  274. What about RTM? by Three+Headed+Man · · Score: 1

    If you accidentally release a worm on the world, like Robert Morris did back in 1988, would you be held accountable?

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  275. Doing the math in hours by mec · · Score: 1

    I'll do the math in hours

    That's fair. And in a way, more accurate, too. Instead of converting human-hours to dollars, just work directly in the raw human-hours.

    The trouble is doing things like multiplying 1 hour by 1,000,000 people to get a million human-hours. Here's an example: suppose that I deprive 1000 people of their water supply for 1 hour (I shut off the pipes to one building). That's major vandalism. Suppose I deprive 1 person of water for 1000 hours. That's murder.

    Or suppose I steal $10 from you. Now you can't buy a CD. Then I steal another $10. Now you can't buy a shirt. Eventually I'm stealing your rent money, and that hurts a lot more than the first $10. Thus, it's less harm to steal "entertainment money" * 5 than "entertainment + clothing + medical care + food + rent" from one person.

    In technical terms, it's about marginal utility and diminishing marginal returns.

    Nevertheless it's still a great crime to skim 1 hour each from 1,000,000 people.

    1. Re:Doing the math in hours by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Nevertheless it's still a great crime to skim 1 hour each from 1,000,000 people.

      Not only is it a great crime, but it's also a pretty pointless crime since the user probably gets no direct benefit out of it. At least stealing money gives you something you can use.

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  276. Re:You've obviously never been the victim of a cri by hchaos · · Score: 1
    Would you give up all your civil liberties for one day--if it meant that no one would ever get raped or murdered again? How about for one year? How about the rest of your life?

    First of all, you're not asking me to give up only my civil liberties, you're asking me to give up everyone else's civil liberties as well.

    More to the point, I would not give up my civil liberties for the rest of my life if it meant that no one would ever get raped or murdered again, so I'm definitely not going to ask society in general for the same thing.

  277. Malware authoring/murder as a prosocial activity? by thrashor · · Score: 1

    One aspect of this discussion that Landsburg does not touch upon is the theory, influenced by biological immunology, that computer vandalism such as writing an Internet worm contributes positively to the Internet's collective resistance to more targeted forms of computer crime, hacking into personal computers in order to perform fraudulent online banking transactions, for example. How could we measure the positive economic value of malware authoring in terms of it's net impact (if any) on reducing the net impact of computer crime? While this question will likely remain unanswered, I doubt we will identify a prosocial angle on murder.

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  278. Not to mention there is little money lost by dinodriver · · Score: 1

    I don't know where they come up with the idea that viruses and spam cost the economy money. Think about it for a minute: a virus attacks your computers and you are down all day and therefore don't sell any of the goods you would have sold on an average day. Did you lose money? Maybe. Some of your customers will simply come back tomorrow. Others, you will have lost, but they will go to competitors next door. The economy as a whole loses nothing.

    The only way it loses money is if your customer decides to go to an overseas supplier. I suspect the fact that one's system was down for a few hours is not a common cause of the usa losing business to overseas firms.

    Well then, you say, how about the money paid to IT geeks to clean up after an attack? Well, that money stays in the us economy as well, and therefore no net loss to the us economy. Loss to your company, maybe, but gain by the employee and the irs and well, it all totals up to exactly what it was prior to the virus/worm/earthquake/tsunami/whatever.

    1. Re:Not to mention there is little money lost by pavera · · Score: 1

      They may not cause an actual loss in GDP right now, but its like sick days, they cost the economy alot in productivity.

      If I have to spend all day cleaning viruses off of office computers, thats 8-10 hours I don't spend developing the software my company sells. Even though I still get paid for those 8-10 hours, so GDP is still the same, the actual amount of product has been reduced.

      My company has to pay more for the same product than they would have. This means, on the back end the company makes less money, has less to pay its employees, and less to reinvest in new products. That is a real economic loss.

  279. Felching by meehawl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We live in a Capitalistic society, it's not the government's job to play Robin Hood.

    First of all, you don't live in a pure capitalistic system - you live in a tightly regulated market economy where the Government engages in massive redistributive programs. You ant a pure "Capitalistic" system go back to the 19th century, eliminate social programs, eliminate progressive taxation, eviscerate your middle classes, and reintroduce slavery and debt bondage. Oh, and bring back hanging for larceny and petty theft.

    Secondly, does the phrase "of the people, by the people, for the people" mean anything to you? Governments serve people and provide for the common good; they are not mere rubberstamps for corporations or capital - despite what many fringe ideologues in the US would have you believe.

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  280. Re:You've obviously never been the victim of a cri by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't either. That was my point. Rape and murder are terrible, terrible crimes, especially to victims and their families, but dealing with these ills may be the price we pay for enjoying our civil liberties. Thus, it isn't very useful to say things like "the rate is always too high," as did my parent poster.

  281. Re:Inflation, Niven, MADD - Reality comes full cir by Samrobb · · Score: 1
    Drunk Driving. In the 1970's (when Niven wrote the story), it was a "slap on the wrist" offense. Now, with pressure from MADD, multiple DUIs result in prison time, mandatory counseling, and exposure civil damages that can easilly (if justifiably) ruin an offender.

    Good. There's a reason why DUIs are treated this way: it results in people dying. When a supposed adult drinks, that's fine. That's their right. When they get drink - knowing how it will affect their judgement, reaction times, and ability to concentrate - and then get behind the wheel of a car, they have knowingly and callously decided to put the lives of other people in danger because they would rather not be inconvenienced.

    I think the real reason that DUI laws are changing has less to do with the "get touch" stance mentioned, and more to do with a change in perceptions and better education about how utterly, abysmally, incredibly and mind-bogglingly STUPID you need to be to think that drinking and driving is anything except unreasonable and dangerous.

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  282. only if it cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shrikage, need I say more

  283. Human life CANNOT be measured in money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stating that 'a human life equals X Dollars' is hartless and stupid. There are things which cannot be measured in money. This is a stupid extension of capitalist economy to areas where it cannot be applied.

    The idea that human life is priceless lead to abolishing the capital punishment in most civilised countries. We cannot create life (not yet); it is thus unfair to take life from an individual if you cannot give it back to him.

    It does not matter that that individual is a monster or not. If necessary you can kep him in prison for life.

  284. Hospitals, medical care, and networks... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    You would like to think that you are "safe" when you are at a hospital or in some other medical care, but you would be wrong.

    If you want to read a good book on why this is, read "Internal Bleeding (The Truth Behind America's Terrifying Epidemic of Medical Mistakes)" by Robert M. Wachter, MD and Kaveh G. Shojania, MD (ISBN 1-59071-016-9). In this book, the authors relate various true stories of medical mistakes (indeed, they open with their own personal mistakes), what went wrong, why, and how to fix the issue. In some cases, a computer system would have helped. In other cases, computer systems actually helped to cause the harm!

    As you read the book, what you will see (if you have every studied networks and emergent systems) is that it isn't the technology or lack of tech causing problems - it is the system and attitudes about medical care (by both doctors, nurses, and patients) causing misdiagnosis, misplacement (of drugs and patients!), and general failures - leading to at best embarassment, and at worse, death.

    This isn't to say that there shouldn't be more computers involved in medicine and healthcare - in deed, the authors make a strong case that there isn't enough (and why more is needed, as well as how to bring the users into the fold of designing the system well so that they use it!). These new systems will need to be hardened and protected against viruses.

    In the end, though - it all comes down to people and the overall system they work in. The authors of "Internal Bleeding" make a strong case that it is this system (of people, attitudes, knowledge, technology, etc) that is broken - and that it need fixing, and soon.

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  285. Human life CANNOT be measured in money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stating that 'a human life equals X Dollars' is hartless and stupid. There are things which cannot be measured in money. This is a stupid extension of capitalist economy to areas where it cannot be applied.

    The idea that human life is priceless lead to abolishing the capital punishment in most civilised countries. We cannot create life (not yet); it is thus unfair to take life from an individual if you cannot give it back to him.

    It does not matter that that individual is a monster or not. If necessary you can keep him in prison for life. Killing people because it is cheaper than keeping them in jail is equally stupid; one again himan life CANNOT be measured in money.

  286. Re:Inflation, Niven, MADD - Reality comes full cir by Samrobb · · Score: 1
    When they get drink...
    ...less to do with the "get touch" stance mentioned...

    No, I haven't been drinking myself... that's what you get from hitting "submit" instead of "preview". Grrr... s/drink/drunk/ s/touch/tough/ if you please.

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  287. caveat by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
    Just to clear the water, I agree with you that driving drunk is reckless, dangerous behavior that results in unnecessary deaths. The figures I've heard indicate that harsher penalties as well as DUIs becoming socially abhorent behavior are responsible for drops in drunk driving fatalities. I was trying to touch on this in my statement that the "civil damages... justifiably ruin the offender" but it appears I failed.

    With this said, however, I don't think these DUI penalties would have come to be unless there was an overall trend towards harsher penalties for all offenses. When mandatory sentencing required throwing a pot user away for an extended period, MADD knew perfectly well that it became hypocritical not to start nailing DUIs. They used that as leverage to push their agenda and our society today is all the better for it. I view harsher DUI penalties as a just another part of the 1980s War on Drugs, perhaps the only part of that crusade that everyone can agree was just and socially beneficial (I will keep silent on my personal views of the WoD).

    You come across as someone with strong views and I'm not entirely sure if you were attacking DUI, my comments, or me. I just want to be sure you understand my point: I believe that harsh DUI penalties are a good thing, even if they owe their existence to "penalty inflation." The long term effects of that inflation in other venues, however, are still in question.

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    1. Re:caveat by Samrobb · · Score: 1

      Didn't mean to come across as attacking you - my apologies; I was somewhat surprised, myself, at the vehemence of my post. As time goes on, I find myself getting less and less able to deal with examples of obvious stupidity, and in my mind, DUI is exactly that.

      OTOH, I think I can agree with you and your points on how the WoD and the overall increase in harsher penalties "carried along" DUI penalties as well; still, I think there was as much (or more of) a recognition of the seriousness of DUI. I missed your point on civil damages; too subtle, or maybe I just wasn't paying attention :-/ While I don't think that someone guilty of DUI deserves to be financially ruined, I do understand that some financial damage is intended to be part of the deterrent. In fact, that may be the primary deterrent for some people. Short of scaling the penalties to match the offendor's income (which may not even be legal in the US), I can't think of any way to make this perfect - any level of fine/penalty will always have the ability to "financially ruin" someone.

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      "Great men are not always wise: neither do the aged understand judgement." Job 32:9
    2. Re:caveat by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1

      No problem on the post - I've done exactly the same thing myself ("Good Lord, did I write that?"). Seems we're both on the same page here.

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  288. Utilitatarianism - not a new thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How cliched. The author has merely used a utiltarian argument. It just weighs the pros and cons in tangibles but doesn't take in to account humanitarian and rights based ideas.

    Ethics philosophy encourages utilitarian ideas as a first step in an ethical theory, but suggest that when it comes to human life, that it lacks coherence.

    He's preforming a first year university philosophy trick for your shock and amusement. No wonder you Americans are so easily bamboozled by your politicians. You're like new born babes in the woods.

    It doesn't raise any interesting issues whatsoever. It's all been done before my uneducated friends. It's sad to see people who call themselves nerds not having the brains and education to recognise the flawed argument for what it is.

  289. Re:Annexed from Mexico? BAH! by sdcharle · · Score: 1
    breaking the state up into five smaller states...although why we would do so I have no idea.

    So you'd have 10 Senators, instead of just 2?

    What would the 5 states be called, I wonder?

  290. Re:You've obviously never been the victim of a cri by IncohereD · · Score: 1

    Watch CNN one evening and you'll see what I mean. No reports on, say, technical issues or reports about decreasing crime (or very short ones), but long, horrible reports on death and sex and health risks that are blown way out of proportion.

    Ha. If you're lucky. The last two times I've flipped by CNN they were 1) talking endlessly about the Friends finale on "CNN People" and 2) having one of their reporters try firebreathing. Man that channel sucks.

  291. USA has much higher crime rate by Cryogenes · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here is a report of international crime statistics which shows that there is, in fact, far more violent crime in the US than in Western Europe.

    The following are average numbers of homicides per 100,000 inhabitants per year from 1997 to 1999

    US : 6.26
    England : 1.45
    Germany : 1.28
    France : 1.63
    Norway : 0.85
    Russia : 20.52
    S.Africa: 56.49

    Interestingly, the land of the free also has the extremely high prison population (from the same source, again per 100.000 inhabitants)

    US : 682
    England : 125
    Germany : 97
    France : 91
    Norway : 56
    Russia : 729
    S.Africa: 327

    1. Re:USA has much higher crime rate by roseblood · · Score: 1

      READ THE SIG!

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  292. Please don't lose sight... by m3talsling3r · · Score: 1

    I hope that people don't lose sight of the point of virus'.

    The Virus writers put out a violent statement, pointing to errors that need to be fixed.

    Getting rid of the virus writers, or railing against them, will only make you lose sight of the problem.

    The holes need fixed!

    It's easy to persicute, ridicule, to pretend that the problem is not the problem but rather the person taking advantage of the problem is the problem. It's a lot harder to swallow your hurt pride and fix the problem, not the problem abusers.

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  293. The REAL question is... by McSnarf · · Score: 1

    Only kill them ? Or torture them first ?

    1. Re:The REAL question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BRAVO and tank you.

      the "old European"

  294. wrong on all counts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem with the economics is that by calculating value based on total harm does not reflect how the economics would shift if such a perseptoion was adopted. To the point...a policy that punishes on the order of total harm vs severity of crime would be an issue of group rights vs individual rights. A group rights sided government would exacute the virus writter while a individual rights sided government would exacute the murderer. The problem with a streight line analysys is that it fails to recognize that historicaly individual rights sided govenerments hands down out compete group rights sided government in economic prosparity.

    stendec@gmail.com

  295. distributed costs by fling93 · · Score: 1
    Aside from the problem of valuing life, people tend to have a tough time weighing costs to society. Especially comparing cases which involve a large amount of harm to a few to cases involving a small amount of harm to many. The human instinct is to empathize by imagining how the harm must feel, and thus we weigh the former cases more heavily.

    This causes all sorts of problems. Like tariffs and subsidies, which hurt a lot of people a little but benefit a few greatly.

  296. what about something far worse? by Dark+Bard · · Score: 1

    Why not make them economically responsible? If they cause fifty million in damages they must pay fifty million in restitution. Virus writers would find themselves little more than indentured servants. Also life time bans on computer access with stiff jail sentences for accessing computers. Juries would hesitate to ever impose life sentences let alone death for such crimes but would view loss of access and compensation as fair. Do you let child molesters work in child daycare centers? Loss of computer rights would hit them where they live and repaying damages is fair eventhough the payment in many cases would be a token amount. Large numbers still risk it because they are hard to catch and tend to get a slap on the wrist when they are caught. You have to make the punishment hurt. Then again you could sentence them to write code patches for Windows and not release them until all the holes are patched and it doesn't crash. A life sentence in hell without the possiblity of parole.

  297. Better to kill spammers instead by alizard · · Score: 1
    There are points in favor of virus writers, most of which have been made here.

    The activities of a spammer has a negative economic value for those of us who have to bear the burden of his lifestyle.

    A spammer has no value as a human being.

  298. I value my life to infinity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The estimate of my life in Dollars is X, where x is infinity.

    By the way I walk to work, about 2x5km=10Km, that is 2 hours, every day.

    Many meople have a crazy habit. Instead of walking to work, drive. Then at home, they start running like loonies in the neighborhood to lose weight or something. Why not use all that energy for getting to work?

  299. Execute the biggest virus writer in the workd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft!!!!!
    For once microsoft bashing is on topic hehe!
    afterall they cause most problems, without their bugs there would be buch less pwoblems so eliminate them and their buggy software.

  300. Back in my day, sonny... by mysta · · Score: 1
    When the grandparent says crime is "low enough," ...


    When was the last time you heard a grandparent say crime was "low enough"?


    Now listen to your pappy, Freddy Jr., and consider yourself lucky. When I were a lad I was murdered three times on the way to school each day. In the afternoons we'd set the classroom on fire before kidnapping the teacher. After that there wasn't anything to do but rob the local bank a few times and spend the proceeds pumping H up our arms.

    Nosiree, sonny, crime ain't what it used to be.
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    "Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge, and where is the knowledge we have lost in information?"-T.S.Eliot
  301. this is more preventable than real death by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Let's say that there was a free suit of armor that's skintight and amazingly lightweight -- you wouldn't know you were wearing it if not for the logo that appears on your hand under a black light. You can even have sex in one, and it serves as the most amazing condom in the world -- you wouldn't know you were wearing it, if it didn't prevent pregnancies. Even throw in a rape guard -- it refuses entry unless it receives verbal consent from you. Oh, and it's bulletproof, acid-proof, and so on.

    In short, the only way you can die is through outright suicide or neglect. You can cut a hole in it or take it off, thus making you vulnerable to attack. If your mouth is closed, only you can open it, so you have to consciously eat something you don't trust (without first allowing your suit to check it for obvious poisons). You could let the battery run out.

    Let's further say that the suit has all its features activated automatically at birth. In fact, it attaches itself to each new baby. So if your mother was using this armor, you have to consciously disable it to be attacked in any way.

    The only drawback is that if you didn't grow up with it, you may need to learn a little bit about it, like how to move that larger penis. Some people are so retarted that they look at the larger penis and cry and think that it's a bad thing. Or maybe you need to learn that you are now much stronger and faster, and could accidentally break things, such as buildings. Or maybe you need to learn to change the batteries every few days. Sure, it'll take some time -- maybe a few hours -- but it's well worth it.

    Linux (particularly Debian and Gentoo) is like that, BSD even more so. I can see why people use OSX instead of those, but for someone to use Windows, they must really not give a shit about security. The better analogy is someone who strips naked, walks into a bar with no weapon, hands and feet bound, and shouts "You're all pussies!" or something to that effect, and gets the shit beaten out of him. Maybe he gets killed. Now, yeah, you can execute all the bar thugs, but that time, energy, and money is better spent educating people on how to not walk into bars nude, bound, and drunk.

    That's what I'd do in the real world -- I would take every dollar spent tracking down the script kiddie and spend it hiring a new sysad and training people to use Linux or BSD. I would also do that with money saved from not using Windows -- spend it training people to not use Windows.

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    Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
  302. One of the reasons murder is illegal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is that governments need to maintain a monopoly on violence. Its a pretty standard concept in social theory.

    In order to be effective, government can't have other actors competing for control of the citizenry. If everyone can run around killing anyone they want, you have what is referred to as anarchy.

  303. Re:Annexed from Mexico? BAH! by katdillon · · Score: 1

    The New Hampshire state constitution also allows for secession.

    The Free State Project is certainly not a joke. We aren't "fringe" types of people, for the most part. We're ordinary citizens looking to stem the tide moving this country toward more and more centralized power, and less and less freedom and personal responsibilty.

    I am moving next month, TX -> NH. I just want to raise my daughter in freedom. I just want to be left alone by the hordes in Washington DC. Is that so much to ask?

    Kat Dillon

  304. Why is it that ...? by Y2 · · Score: 1
    Why is it that after some heinous crime, the police and politicians can never say, "And we have exactly the laws and penalties to fit this!"

    No, they have to shout about stiffer penalties, and making it a separate crime to use a Foo in the commission of a Bar.

    What they are saying is, in a career of making laws, they've never gotten it right yet.

    --
    "But all your emitter and collector are belong to me!"
  305. Re:Annexed from Mexico? BAH! by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

    IIRC from Texas History class, we are the only state in the union whose constitution allows for legal secession.

    Popular legend, but untrue.

    It also provides for breaking the state up into five smaller states...although why we would do so I have no idea.

    You'd do so because the slave states wanted to be able to balance the admission of free stats.

    However, Article IV, Section 3 of the US constitution trumps that, sort of... Congress *and* the state(s) in question have to agree to any dividing, combining, or trading. Texas ends up with no more and no less ability to do it than any other state has.

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  306. A virus for a virus... by Genda · · Score: 1

    I was thinking the best answer is to genetically engineer a noncontageous ebola virus that only attacks people who write and distribute worms and virii. Spread it throughout the populace and the unwanted network attack gene should be eliminated from our collective genome in about 6 months :-)

    Genda
    "That's a joke son... a joke I say..." --Foghorn Leghorn

  307. Execute MS-Slate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Actually, MS has had years to clean up its act but has chosen not to. Instead, security is treated as a public relations issue rather than a design or production issue.

    Time to drop MS-Slate from Slashdot altogether. It's just MS tripe to distract from the real problems which include defective design and production.

  308. Capital Punishment by Twisted+Instigator · · Score: 1

    For crying out loud - is killing people the answer to every anti-social issue that you mindless morons in the USA come across? Politicians in the USA don't like Saddam Hussein - so killing a lot of innocent people to catch him and his buddies doesn't seem to matter a whole lot... Politicians in the USA don't like Yasser Arafat - so the USA refuses to condemn actions by the Israeli army that kill innocent children... Some mindless smear of a human being doesn't like script kiddies or virus authors - so why not kill them as well??? Are you so COMPLETELY ignorant of the fact that when the world sees the USA killing people for any reason then they think they are also justified in killing people... Life is sacred ... all this bullshit about killing people is so incredibly stupidly ignorant.

  309. This story was written by an economist by o'reor · · Score: 2, Insightful
    or a would-be economist, or some satirist trying to impersonate one. The reasoning in this article is so simplistic that it boggles my mind. Unfortunately, this is not uncommon among very influential economists close to power or in the highest institutions; it exemplifies the average reasoning among right-wing economists where man is supposed to serve the economy, not the other way round. Such flawed ideas, coming from the World Bank, the US Treasury or the International Monetary Fund (take a look at what Nobel award Joe Stiglitz says about them) have already been the cause of thousands of deaths, with economic havoc in developing countries (Argentina anyone ?) due to their stupid advice.

    Therefore, I would suggest frying a bunch of those simple-minded economists first. The world would be better off without their brain-dead advice, and millions of lives (not to mention huge funds) would be spared in the process.

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    In Soviet Russia, our new overlords are belong to all your base.
  310. Simple fix by Lord+Prox · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If they can't learn, and children grow up like their parents, then Fix 'em. Thats right Eugenics.

    Question... what are the birth rates per viable female for the following groups?
    • lower class, lo IQ, Crack heads, prision "visitors", and welfare moochers
    • middle class, medium IQ, average Joe/Jane, HS diploma, mabey some further education, mabey an arrest, kids, job, car payment etc.
    • upper class, high IQ, higher education, professionals, business owners, economic producers

    So next time they "visit" prison givem the option of getting fixed for a reduced "visit" and prevent the next generation of crime. Apply this to all classes from the Michael Milkin's to the crackhead bob's and watch what happens for the next 40 yrs to...
    • crime
    • taxes
    • pollution
    • schools
    • enviroment
    • politics
    • traffic
  311. Re:Read a book now and then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dumb ass remains dumb ass

  312. Re:Punishing white collar crimes? by MrIrwin · · Score: 1
    Why was this a troll? Perhaps the Bush analogy was not the best choice....but still relevant. But the ENRON example is just the point.

    White collar crimes can cause massive economic disruption. If you can make a case for hackers then why not for **other** 'misguided adventures'.

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    And if you thought that was boring you obviously havn't read my Journal ;-)

  313. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

    it does raise some interesting issues about how much 'value' society puts on certain types of harm

    Yeah, for example pedophilia and "child abuse". Even when bad things do happen, they are not worse than murder, yet more people would support killing a paedophile than a murderer, perhaps even if the pedophile only raped the victim.

    I don't think the "value" is on the harm. It's the association with the value itself. The western world considern children to be godly, and so what they consider to be crimes with them is so dastardly that it deserves the death penalty.

    The same can be seen elsewhere as well, depending on the amount of people affected, and who it affects. Popularity allows actors to get away with various things, so much so, that before anyone would agree to pubishment, their popularity would first have to be stripped.

    There are other issues as well, like people not having their own values, so they grab onto societies values. Being group think, they are not well thought out, and therefore the clarity must be made up for with fierceness. As can be seen by many religous folk who simply don't understand their own religion.

    As for virii writers, i say whip 'em. Corporeal punishment has almost always worked. If the few caes where it doesn't, incarciration can be used.

  314. Re:Wow: Wasted Life: 1 person vs 1 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I spent more time waiting for my email-provider to download my emails than I do dealing with viruses.

    And those guys who have operatings systems that they have to reboot every day spend even more time waiting for their computers to boot.

    Does that mean they're are even worse?

  315. Freedom is not freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While the concept of competition stills exists.
    Kill the virtues and ideas of "competition".

    and you kill 95% of all crime... in an instant.

    So the only law you really need is
    to make "competing" against one and other illegal.

    and all crime evaporates into almost nothing.

    Then it's only the true wacko's and sick and twisted that you have to worry about ..

    and for them ... there's a way to heal ..
    if they want it - otherwise.

    just lock em up and throw away the key.

    End of story.
    All crime "solved". in an instant.